The 100 Best Pokemon RANKED - Kinda Funny Gamescast

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If you want to get our shows ad-free and our exclusive shows, go to Patreon.com slash KindaFunny. yo what's up welcome to kind of funny games cast for friday march 6 2026 i'm one of your host blessing adio jr joining me is the poke master mike howard that's what they call me yeah they when they come to pokemon and they want pokemon news pokemon insights thoughts and opinions they come to me why because i beat my first ever pokemon nuzlocke last year wow i did the ultimate challenge i completed it i got to the top of the summit and i am the best pokemon trainer around we're also joined by pokey pokey master part two i can't think of it i don't i don't know what nuzlocke means i've seen it a lot it sounds cute but it's one of those things where i'm like i i'm not going to google it but i'm also not going to ask anyone i don't want the chat to tell me I'm so excited to talk about Pokemon I'm a little disarmed because I mostly brushed up on Highguard before I got here I wanted to talk about the skill trees I want to talk about Coldo I got bad news for you I want to talk about Wardens Shieldbreakers Just a huge fan of what they've been doing Looking forward to everything past March 12th I know you were on a flight when they broke the news I think I was actually on a flight on January 6th. Oh, wait, which one? Which January? The January 6th. I was at baggage claim and I got a, I saw a discord message from my cohost on my stream, Patrick, that said, Hey, we're not going to stream because of everything that's happening. And I was like, man, let me tell you, we were already streaming and I was looking around like, man, we're going to keep streaming. It was our anniversary stream. And we're like, what do we do right now? Just going to keep streaming through this. Well, in the end, none of it mattered. So, you know, make content, if nothing else. Of course. I'm happy to be here. That is the voice of Charlotte Avery. Welcome to the show, Charlotte. Charlotte, people know you from Astro Goblin. They do. Well, maybe. They mostly know me from Funhaus and then Astro Goblin. For the people who don't know you, who is Charlotte Avery? Why should they know you? Oh, dude. Wow. Charlotte Avery McGrath. I've been reclaiming the last name a little bit post-Funhaus. People are getting a little chummy with it. back in those rooster teeth days i am a gamer i'm a lover of games i don't know i'm i'm a i do comedy with my friends jacob and patrick i worked at funhouse with we have a channel called astro goblin it's incomprehensible you know babble taken from hercules in new york and or season two terrible John Travolta movies, pop culture, video games. It's been called algorithmic agnostic. Okay. I messed with that. That's awesome. It's just like putting a bunch of just crap in a blender. Hell yeah. It's like a protein shake, but for pop culture and comedy. This is what I want from you. This microphone? We're supposed to train you, but you want to fist away. Was I too close? I think you were too far. I was too far. yeah okay okay this is cool that you guys got such a heavy thing to have to pick up yeah move around yeah but somehow for some reason greg miller will always do it yeah greg miller will pick it up i'm watching that in the you know out in the open area he likes to get comfortable with it you know he likes to really lean back in the chair what people don't know is that these microphones are so heavy so whenever he does that like you can see if you pay attention he's straining a little bit you can see the flex on the army i yeah i i record with a sure sm7b smb set yeah i think that's the same sm7b at home and it has fallen off the desk and almost taken the interface with it so well charlotte you're in town blessing i'm in town for a very exciting piece of content that we're not going to talk about here yeah but while you were in town we were like we got to get charlotte on a different piece of house because of course i have gathered the biggest pokey experts that i know again pokey master so mike mike pokey master part two charlotte avery and of course me the gen one-er. I've learned what that is the last couple weeks. Is that what you identify with? I feel like I'm gen one through two-er. I was there for gen two as well. Gen 10 has been just announced. Winds and waves. I have seen Mr. Wind at you and Miss Wave at you. I'm familiar. You got Pom Bon, who is the fire little Pomeranian. Yes. Fantastic design. Fantastic design. You have my guy, Brout. We like Brout. I mess with Brout. We mess with Brout. Yeah. Brout is a bird who I'm pretty sure is going to grow up to be a sumo wrestler. No, really. For sure is going to be a sumo wrestler. I have a dream of what Brout becomes because Brout's a mean little chicken. Little baby chicken. Yeah. I want Brout to become a full-on green mean rooster. I don't want him to. I want him to become a giant rooster. You want him to be Foghorn Leghorn. A really mean rooster. I'll say. I'll say. Now, I know this is more Digimon territory where they become angels and devils and stuff, but is there a Pokemon that the final evolution is the closest thing to an Eldritch horror? Eldritch horror? Yeah, like some Lovecraftian nightmare. I mean, probably like Tangela, right? Like Tangela is already a bunch of weird things smashed together. And then Tanga Growth? Tangrowth. Tangrowth. Yeah, Tangrowth is kind of ugly. Gentangrowth. Gentangrowth. of course we're talking about the top 100 pokemon games today because of course this is kind of funny games cast if you're watching live you can be part of the show by super chatting in youtube.com slash kind of funny games and today i want you to super chat in with what your favorite pokemon is is it one of the best pokemon should it be part of the top 100 and why let us know in the super chats remember we couldn't do this without our producers over on patreon.com slash kind of funny so thank you to carl jacobs omega buster and delaney the psalm twining for now let's begin with topic of the show today we're doing a shit list charlotte that's where i go online i find a top 10 list or in this case a top 100 list i bring it back to the crew on the show and we judge it for the amusement of our audience we don't have to supply the 100 nope no hell yeah you texted me yesterday and you know i could have how much you said how much you know about pokemon and a chill went down my spine i was like oh no because it's it's it's a thing that people know about but it's also a thing that people get very invested in and i was like okay good great yeah i'm like i'm just thinking i'm like caterpillar uh uh fuck that's as far as i got okay cool yeah so that's the fun thing about this right yes i didn't cut you totally on this we're gonna rank this list i just told you we're talking about our top we're talking about the 100 i thought we were ranking it not going through the list this is a huge weight off my chest this is great so we get to critique the list it's a fun vibe it's a good yeah march 2nd 2026 that was four days ago polygon.com put up a list titled the 100 best pokemon of all time it was written by the polygon staff not just one writer it is credited as polygon staff um and i'm very excited to talk about this now the way we usually start off shit list is by talking about our predictions slash our picks what would the top what would what pokemon would be in the top 100 for us i mean okay i want to get like the background and knowledge here because i mentioned i'm a gen one-er really for me i know gen one through three and then we hop over to like gen seven through nine i miss the ds and the 3ds eras of Pokemon. But Game Boy, Game Boy Advance, and Switch, I have that realm of knowledge. Charlotte, what's your, what are the bounds of your Pokemon? Well, yeah, as a Pokemaster too, which is what they call me out here in these streets, I'm coming for the crown, but no time soon. Today will be the day. One of us will not make it out of this stream. I know, yeah, like Gen 1 through 3, I played a lot of Pokemon Red and gold you know being in my early 30s means that i've aged with it so um so where i go pokemon goes and then i came back into it at pokemon white and black and borrowed my sister's ds light so i could play it and then then that's pretty you know then it's been like a passing knowledge so i know the rabbit with like the the concrete that it smashes around with that's from pokemon white i think okay right there's the garbage one rubbish rubbish that's awesome i love that rubbish and uh but i also just kind of have the background radiation of knowing about pokemon and having covered it in like 2019 when they first started leaving pokemon off the roster for games which i remember was pokemon yeah that was a that was a big thing and everyone's like we're not gonna play this game anymore guess what they did yeah turns out they still buy pokemon still buy pokemon yeah yeah we do yeah anyway that's that's where i'm at and i would love to see manky okay i like that i like that that's the first one we're gonna write down here all right he's a manky's a good poll what do you like about manky manky hive stand up in the chat i i just like that i mean talk about a pomeranian this is like that should be the evolution where it's fluffy but it has arms and legs yes which just get more like toned uh i like a fighter i like that like in this this realm of magic and elemental powers and psychic damage. It's like, what if a monkey was so strong? Yeah, yeah. What if we put a monkey and a pig together, right? That's the combo, I think. Yeah. Correct me if I'm wrong. What is the nose of a pig? It's like a Dr. Moreau style Pokemon. It's literally monkey with an A after the M. So for sure we know it's a monkey. But it does have a pig nose. So I think you're spot on. Look at those weird little, like, it's got cat ears. I don't think I remember that. What about its evolution? Do you mess with Prime Ape? Prime Ape? Now, that's what it's like. It's in its punk phase, is what I like to call it. Yeah. Got the cool wristbands, got the late bands on. And we're going out to pop punk shows, and we're really causing a run. You do not want to be in the pit with this. Gary, he's going to hurt you, and he's trying to. He definitely knocks me down in a couple of circles. Well, I was going to say, do you identify with Prime Ape at all, Barrett? I'm replaying FireRed right now, and Prime Ape is a part of my crew. I fucking knew it. I fucking knew it. What's the third one? Is it like Gorillam? Oh, is there a third primate evolution? Someone says Annihilate. Oh, they did introduce Annihilate. Is that really? Yes, that was like a generation. Oh, is that the super evolution? Those are a few generations later. Oh, yeah. No super evolutions in this, right? No, we're not doing any of those. I don't think we're doing the mega. Mega evolution. Whoa. Maybe they are. That's pretty cool. That's crazy. Oh, yeah. That's anime. I know it's all anime, but that's anime. See, this is where it's like. I'm the roadie of a rock band crew that's been around the block for about 42 years, and it's just backstage all the time. It's like, oh, yeah, that's Brad over there. He's riding with us today. People are saying this is a regular evolution. Oh, okay. Which I didn't realize. Tom Waits, I choose you. Now, Mike, people have seen you play Pokemon games. I think a lot of people know your Pokemon history, but if you want to recap real quick. Yeah, they know me. I've been on WAX before saying that I'm a 151 guy. On wax. That is so cool. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. That's just so cool. It's the analog. I love that. Sorry. I feel like I had to know. I'm a 151 guy. I'm a Pokemon red and blue and yellow guy. I have been slowly introduced, of course, to soul, silver, heart, gold, on to now emerald. So I got a knowledge of the early days when we get into the DS and on with black and white, sun and moon, right? X and Y, diamond and pearl. I remember buying those games, but then never playing them. There's a huge middle ground where I just stopped playing the games, but kept buying them. I don't know why, but I had to spend money, you know? And then I got on later on, but I am one that is like, I firmly believe in like the OG Pokemon. I like the My Pocket Monster to kind of be like almost animal-like. They started to lose me when we did introduce the cherries, the cogs in the machine. Of course, you'll get the Roddums out there, right? So it's like, I have a fine line of like, that's too far. Yeah. Now, will I make a little exception for the apple pie dragon monster? Yes. How do you feel about Magnemite? Because Magnemite is just a bunch of magnets. Yeah, I'm okay with Magnemite. Okay. You lost me. Yeah, so there's an apple pie that is also a dragon. And like, I don't like food-based Pokemon, but this one I make an exception for because it is so cute. Of course, we're talking about Appleton. i do i do feel like uh nintendo is just stunting on us or freak is because like there's the whole question right of like people eat pokemon in this world right and there's pretty much on screen you just see like onigiri and food but it's like if they're livestock right you know i know there's like a cow what sheeple right uh yeah there's sheeple delicious lamb you know oh yeah and people are known to eat magikarp as well yeah see that's what i'm saying oh they're for sure and like Everyone's like, you know, we're on the internet in 2014, and we're like, are people eating Pokemon? Before we know how bad things are going to get. And then Game Freak is like, here's one that's a pie. Yeah. Fuck you. Here's a really cute balloon. And I'm like, yeah, I like the cute balloon, but I don't like the cute balloon. So there will be a line that I draw at like 1 through 50, no more BS, right? 80 to 100, I'll let you get away with the BS. You want to put the Rodham in there for funsy? You want to put the balloon in there? that's fine but like for me we could generate a hundred pokemon that aren't some bs pokemon now that's just my crazy when they're beasts yeah yes let's let's talk about it because i feel like there's some off the bat that we're like of course gyarados gyarados is on there gyarados is like a top 10 we think in top 10 uh for me gyarados is going to be a top 10er same but i do think gyarados will be i'm going to say the easy bet top 50 i mean yeah i'll say top 10 i'll say yeah I'll say top 10. That's fine by me. Well, actually, you know what? We got to talk about more because there's so many top 10 contenders. Pikachu. Pikachu. Ready for this? Gengar. Yeah. Gengar's top 10. I mean, Mewtwo, right? Mewtwo is top 10. There's a four right there. I think those are like guaranteed they're going to be in there. Here's the problem. One that should be on there, Alakazam, but he won't be. See, I was going to say Alakazam as well. Even though I like Kadabra more, but Alakazam I fuck with. I think that's in the top 100. Here's the problem. on the list is if we were to be real about our top 10 it would be mostly gen one with baby sprinkles of gen two but i think like video game lists they're not going to want to have a bunch of games of the same franchise you know we can't have one through five be halos one two three four and five in the top xbox games four infinite infinite exactly they're gonna they're gonna want to share the love with other gens so i think that's in there like that list that we have is a solid top 10 and might be the top 10. So Gyarados, Pikachu, Gengar, Mewtwo, Charizard. Do we think? Solid. Do we think Ditto is going to have a moment? Yes. Ditto has to have a moment. Because of? Ditto is the Kirby of Pokemon. Ditto is the Kirby of Pokemon. Yes. Like that. A little Annihilation, too. A little terrifying. A little The Outsider. I like that. Kingheads out there. I think you see a Cyndaquil somewhere in there. I think you'll see a lot of starters. People really identify with the starting Pokemon and their evolution. line so like those kind of nine pokemon in each generation yeah have a really good chance of being boosted into the top 100 we love typhlosion yeah that's what i had i had a solid one i think that was one of mine that i now does typhlosion making it onto the list push out syndaquil or do you think we see both on the list no you see both of them i think you see separate spots i think you see totodile and for alligator oh we're pushing it can we guys take one oh yeah Yeah, because there's some middle evolution lines that will probably miss. Torchic is probably going to be on here. I don't think you see Blaziken. Yeah, I think I like them when they're cuter. Yeah. You know, like it's like when, you know, I was a camp counselor and, you know, the beautiful innocence of youth. So late by when they become teenagers. Yes. You know, you hate to see it. You just want those like small starters children. You said we see Torchic on there and not Blaziken. Yeah. That's crazy. i'm going off a cuteness factor i'm putting well here's the thing right i think for the cuteness factor mudkip makes it in but not the mudkip evolution i think what's the mudkip it's like a big scary look it's like a drowner right yeah mudkip mudkip that giant frog thing is not making it on there yeah yeah but mudkip like that first mudkip like that's that's the cuteness you want mudkip makes it but blaziken is way cooler than torchick yeah nobody knows yeah who is that the middle guy i feel like i've seen something middle guy you're not asking middle guy gotta be top 10 You're not asking the real question, Bless. How many Eeveelutions are on here? And are all of them on here? Can I tell you? I better see at least seven. How many are there? A lot. There's more than seven. Because there's... Nine? There's Eevee, Flareon, Jolteon, Vaporeon. I feel like I'm listening to the book you were at. Umbreon, Espeon. And then they added like a fairy... Yeah, Leafeon, Glaceon. Yeah, Leafeon, Glaceon. That's where my knowledge stops. Umbreon is the goat. Same. I agree. Umbreon and Espeon are all my six. my team of six umgrion and espion are both on there i think we'll only see two evolutions and then also evie itself evie lu evie lucians i mean evie evie itself might be top 10 evie top to absolutely is top 10 absolutely not they're trying to they at one point they try to push evie like evie was pikachu they do yeah but that's nintendo propaganda and this list isn't being made you think this list was uh you know uh uh pushed by nintendo propaganda we should probably call out thank you nintendo for sponsoring this uh we want to shout out pocopia we want to shout out well actually i am well i guess yeah i guess people like how about the we don't shout out the u.s government how about the legendary birds all those articuno moltres but then we go into lugia oh hello hello pokemon gold lugia and or top 10 i think ho for face recognition is top lugia meant something to me man lugia might be top lugia meant something to me ho the first episode was like the one one of the first uh you know uh mythical pokemon what we saw in the anime man yeah remember the episode one i think it was toward the end of the episode ash looks up in the air we see a pokemon we've never seen before flying up there huge sparkly we're like what is that i play pokemon blue and red i have no idea what that is we had no idea we didn't know for years that was oh it was a different time that meant something okay how about the fun ones like a sloth the sloth can i see it is what what's the name of the sloth oh yeah look at that slack slack off slack off yeah you can't say that here i'm pretty sure i love slacking off they can't say that in the uk i got something like that how about uh a badoof the beaver i love the do i like right i'm always saying that how do you feel about celebi is that like an incel celeb you know celeb in 2020 like how a priest is celeb no celeb is from gen 2 it was another legendary pokemon yeah i have like a cool story moment This looks fake. This looks like bootleg merch. I like Celebi a lot. I don't know. Celebi might be an underrated Pokemon. Celebi? Yeah, Celebi might make the top 100. Oh, Togepi. Togepi with Misty is iconic. What about Togepi without Misty? Still iconic. Honestly, Togepi is more iconic than Misty. That's my Togepi. That's what it looks like. This is what I think Meowth is a Meowth is a sleeper. Meowth is very special. Meowth is special. Can I tell you about a Pokemon I discovered recently that's changed my life? In real life? Not in real life. Oh, okay, cool. Unless TikTok is real life. Which I refuse to believe. I hope not. There's a Pokemon named Cerulege. Okay Have you heard of this Pokemon Like Celery No Cerulege I don know what it named after What it ever named after How have you heard of this pokemon like celery no cerulege cerule i don know what it how do you spell this c so like when i tell you whoa it the coolest shit i ever seen in my life this is a digimon what uh what the fuck this guy right here this was enough to make me pick pick up pokemon za again this last week wow a game that i was like i'm not playing this shit and i learned that this pokemon is capturable in za the dlc specifically but i was like i'm gonna i'm gonna find this welcome i need to capture this guy see that's over the line for me what this is over the line for me i don't like this he's got two giant swords in the night see this is cool as hell but this is not pokemon and again i'll say it again it's digimon and because digimon are cool as fuck and can i just say z to a dlc be in the middle of that why are we paying more for all the letters we already have yeah that's a good point that's a good point come on oh i thought you know i was i tried to jump off it um but this was a scarlet violet pokemon that i actually somehow missed i probably i think i caught the smaller version of it i forget what the d evolution is called for several ledge but i definitely saw that and was like oh that's cute and never really paid no mind oh my brother's my brother is my ace in the hole yeah here we go much more plugged in. So he's telling me that Swampert is Mugkip's third evolution. Uh-huh. Yes. Yes. Yeah. That's Swamp Tire, but I like that. Oh, no. Swampert. He did type in Swampert. Off-road. Swampert. Yeah. Yeah, there we go. Swampair. Can I, you know, as long as we're looking at water starters, right? Yes. Yeah, please. I'm going to say something controversial and I want to not be thrown out of your studio. Not at all. Blastoise not Squirtle. I don't think that's crazy to say. Okay. I don't think that's crazy to say. Because Blastoise is fucking cool. No, Blastoise has two bazookas on his back. It's crazy, right? Yeah, and the other one's just a turtle. I mean, I ride for the two of them. I'm a water guy in the 151. If it's the Squirtle Squad with sunglasses, then that's top ten. Now, can I read the blurb from Polygon.com? Really quick, Rayquaza. Oh, yeah. The big green dragon. The cool thing about this whole conversation, I feel like we've barely scratched the surface. We could go for another hour just naming Pokemon. I didn't know I knew this. Like Haunter? Like my boy Haunter? We said Gengar. is going on there over Hunter. There's a thousand Pokemon. Yeah. Only 10% is making this list. So just know a lot of them are getting kicked off here. I would like to also pitch like a micro list inside this one which like within the top 10 maybe we can say like which ones are the biggest allies to the LGBTQ community. I like that. I like that. Would we eat? Yeah which ones do we eat? No I'm eating some allies. That's my right. I like that. You get to do that. You know which ones are turfs? Now to read the first or read to read the blurb at the beginning of this article right 1025 that's how many pokemon exist now after nine generations of creature collecting rpgs as pokemon turns 30 and as it's about to usher in a new crop of creatures through winds and waves there's no better time to rank the best of the best here in the 100 best poke here in what you say here are here in the 100 best pokemon of all time yes you might notice the scales here tipped toward pokemon introduced in red and blue we're not gonna they're starting to spoil it oh they're starting to spoil it but it sounds like they're like us yeah 151 this is another gen one special spot and people 30 and above is that they should have had a 15 year old right exactly that's the problem now my question is is that unfair or is that just how how it is is the original 151 just do they just got the sauce like that more than the other ones introduced later I think they have the nostalgia first. They do have the sauce. But I think the generations that follow a couple later do have the sauce as well. Because they stay in the animal kingdom, that I like to call it, before we got crazy. And we started going a little over to the top. What are your thoughts on Infernape? We've all been waiting for your thoughts. Is that the fire monkey? I don't know who that is. I'm pretty sure. Well, actually, hold on. Your silence has been speaking. Oh, okay. Wait, wait, wait. Yeah, it's from Chibi Char. Yeah, yeah. Not Infernape. Who's the one in Smash? There's another fire guy in Smash. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you were talking about the big cat. Yeah, the fire cat. How do you feel about him? Oh, I like him. Yeah, yeah. The wrestler? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I like this guy. I don't know how I feel about this guy. I like him with no context. I don't like that my little Litten boy turns into him. That's what I'm saying. You lose the beautiful innocence of a Litten. And see, now here's the problem is everybody will talk about that. Is that why they're trying to tape the little pom-poms feet down of like, don't go two feet on me. Stay four feet down. Take the feet down. That's the artwork. Give it a little booze. Give it a little feet down. Like, don't you do it? Pom-pon should look like this the entire time. Pom-pon, I love how the face stays the same size. I know, that's amazing. Pom-pon is going to stand up, just so you guys know. No, I think Pom-pon will turn just like that shield dog. By the time you get to the third evolution, Pom-pon is going to be like this. I have the chest up, fucking two arms like this, walking like this. I think it should be like a centaur. So, like, the Pom-pom feet stay on the ground, but then it's this on top. I do also think that the first two evolutions should be pretty close to a Pomeranian. And then the third one is they get the asset for the red wolf of Radigan. And it's, you know, it's got the glintstone sorcery. And it's, and it breaks the game. It's bad for the game, but it's cool. I'm all about that. Right. Yeah. Big dog. I love it. I like the fire wrestling kid in because it matches up with like my champ and Machoke and Machop, right? I do like the wrestlers. Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan. We grew up with those guys. Hitmonlee is one of my favorite Pokemon. Hitmonlee might be my favorite Pokemon, just like design-wise. I love Hitmonlee. As a kid, I was like, that's just a guy, and I fuck with it. It's a guy with a weird build who loves to kick. Oh, yeah. He is good, isn't he? He's so cool to me. See, this is the thing. It's like a myth. The thing about the first generation, right, is it was kind of a gold rush, you know? sort of the extravagance of unmined, unrefined, raw material. So they could do whatever they wanted. And now they're working in a point of diminishing returns where it's like, you can't just come in and say like, what if we made a dog? Now they have to be like, we have to make a different, smaller dog. I don't know. It's just maybe the good old days are gone and they'll never be able to strike such riches. We also still have ones like Spaghetti. Is that an Italian one? Yes. you never win the battles for me well i think it's time let's do it let's tear up this list i'm excited we haven't started no but before we're gonna have a long one you and i i want y'all to go tear up them subscriptions in like a good way to subscribe to patreon.com don't tear them up i guess but like you know tear into the content that we got over on patreon.com slash kind of funny uh in youtube.com so it's kind of funny games where you can get the kind of Funny membership, which allows you to get shows ad-free. And speaking of ads, let us tell you about our sponsors. 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Before we get into the list, I want to tear up some super chats here. The five-star man says, can't watch live, but wanted to say I've been a fan of Charlotte since Inside Gaming. Her and Patrick were constantly highlights of Funhaus and Astro Goblin. quickly became one of my favorite channels. Rakan writes in and says, this one's for Charlotte. Thanks. Do I get that money? This is from the Super Chat. You know? Noah McKay writes in and says, my favorites have always been in some order. Squirtle, Eevee, Cyndaquil, and Lugia. I love the Lugia respect. Great ones. Oh, man. Bear, bring up Lugia. Big old silky dragon looking thing. Yeah. Pokemon 2000. Never forget. Beyond the first Pokemon movie, which I'm surprised that VHS still works. Oh yeah, I know this motherfucker. Yeah, like look at that. That is cool. Big hands. You know, I never noticed that those were hands. It's like a whale, right? Yeah, like I always just saw them as wings, but now that I'm looking at this, those are definitely just big hands. Yeah, this is a Pokemon that says, where's my hug? God. Who else we got? Oh, we also didn't say Mew. Oh, we said Mew2. We said Mew2, but we didn't say Mew. We gotta put some respect on Mew. Uh, G Danner 97 says fave is noi bat. In my opinion, it or noi verne should make the list, but probably in the early parts. I remember zoo bat. Yeah. What is N O I bat? No. Oh, Oh, it's like a cuter zoo. That's cute little bat. Yeah. Yeah. I like this more than zoo bat. It's, is noi verne its evolution there? Cause that's scary looking. Yeah. Oh, those aren't eyes. Okay. That's better. Oh yeah. Oh, it's giant ears. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. jeremy game says found out i love jinx while watching pokemon concierge is jinx is that like the electric little guy yeah i like that you're talking about jinx which is uh i think the only jinx better not drag queen pokemon jinx i don't know it's just divine it's just crazy jinx rocks ak dot says we love charlotte in this house have her on more hell yeah uh oh you stop you got trembly wembley says if lechonk isn't on this list we riot i agree i love lechonk mainly because i love lechon which is like um pork um it's like a filipino yeah yeah oh okay okay yeah and i love that they just call this thing lechonk oh man if anyone's in la go to versailles get the the lechon whoo listen if you're in the bay area place listen daily city is known for the Filipino foods. No shit. Oh, yeah. Daily City. Oh, yeah. Demon Hacker says, are regional forms different Pokemon? I don't know. I mean, we'll have to see as we get into the list, but I wouldn't. Maybe Mega Evolutions I could see because those are different designs. But like, Digantimax thing, that's just the same guy, but big. Regional forms? I think. Oh, wait. No, I'm getting this wrong. Regional forms are like Yeah, that's when they started going different areas. It's like when they gave Exeggutor a big old neck. Oh, that's when Meowth grew a beard. yeah yeah it started getting weird that's crazy and then that other is this just because they're they're just eating different different wildlife there you know different grass it's like uh the galapagos you know darwin would have a field day with bearded meowth dolphin corn says crobat and silva lee are the goats so is charlotte alexio steven 609 says this is like a group who only owned the og xbox for a year speculate on the top 100 xbox games list let's have fun we never i I didn't come into this saying, we're the biggest Pokemon experts. Ah, shit, I did. I did. At least I'm number two. I'm number one, so you can come after me. Yeah. I know Pokemon. Snorlax. Number one. Snorlax is on the list for sure. Oh, yeah. Has to be. Jose Cortez says, you still making music, Charlotte? Yeah, I am. I got something in the mix stage. Oh, okay. Check out Mom's Home, wherever you listen to music. Give me those sweet .017% of a cent. Or go to my band camp. And then last one comes from Red Shirt Draper, who says, Charlotte, top three Astrogoblin. Oh, my God. It's got to be Jacob, me. I can't think of a third. Yeah, that's tough. Yeah. That's tough after that. But I don't know. You guys let me know what you think. Without further ado, the top 100 best Pokemon, as decided by Polygon.com. Coming in at number 100. Let's hear it. Arceus. of the god of time yeah the god of time of course you know them well from pokemon legends arceus yep never learned how to pronounce it arceus arceus i know it changes every single time arceus uh just ride with us uh pokemon number 493 thought that would have been a little bit higher well here's the thing because like we're not going to put every single legendary pokemon in the top 20 you know what i mean that's true it's like cool when there's so many legendaries the legendaries start to feel less legendary wow so we gotta we gotta prop up the best one okay that is true and while we're here shout out entay we didn't talk we didn't mention entay oh my big dog boy entay is that's see that's a legendary right yeah that's a legendary and number 99 yeah we got venusaur oh surprise venusaur is on the list actually you know what i like venusaur but damn i'm right there with you bless this big guy could have uh skipped the list it's another one where you got Bulbasaur cute yeah effective wonderful then you've got this this lumbering disgusting cute bangs but I like solar beam is that the second one no solar beam is the move that he does yeah where it's like it takes a turn to charge and then the next turn he fucks you up I like that's cool I like that somebody in chat says Venusaur above literal god that's really funny uh coming at number 98 we got trubbish there's trubbish yeah mike said keep this to 80 to 100 80 to 100 is where you can get with the weird ones yeah dead on poke master trubbish i'm trubbish making the list trubbish is beloved though you get something cute and weird yeah the kids love that i can't wait to see the car the car keys and the ice cream yeah because those definitely have to make the list i know like This one's a proper, like, Yo-Kai. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or it's just like a little demon born of some real thing, which is just trash. Oh, we didn't even say Mimikyu. Speaking of that. Mimikyu's on the list for sure. And unknown. Number 97, we got Poliwhirl. I like Poliwhirl. I feel like Poliwhirl should be higher. Mike looks shocked. I like Poliwhirl. I am surprised. This is like some 151 stuff here. No, Poliwhirl top 100. I think, I don't know if Polyworld's top 100. What does Polygon have to say about it? Yeah, what does Polygon say that they, just because of the belly? Polyworld has always obsessed, sorry, has always possessed a fierce serenity. Polyworld's obsessed. Polyworld's obsessed. It's final stage evolution, Polywrath, which I'm surprised we didn't go Polywrath, walks around with rage on its face, a loose cannon ready to start a fight. Make no mistake, with those mitts, Polyworld could still win a fight, but it's calm eyes belly peace which is more welcome than ever these days belly peace belly peace i like that i like it they're like we're we're in tough times times like this require polyroll to come through yeah and number nine times create hard pokemon hard pokemon create soft times soft time create belly peace nice i like that thanks at number 96 we got kabootops I am surprised Kaboodops is on this. Really? I like Kaboodops, though. I like Kaboodops. I like the fossil Pokemon. Aerodactyl and Kaboodops back in the day were cool, but like top 100. But it's like out of a thousand. So like. What's the. Is it Cypher? Cypher. Cypher, yeah. I feel like this is not quite as good as Cypher. Yeah. I think we'll see Cypher on the list. Cypher will be on the list. Cypher? Cypher, yeah. Will Horacross be on the list? Heracross. Ooh, Heracross. They remade Scyther into a red one and I hated it. Seizor. Yeah, I hated Seizor. They remade him into that. Hate it. Hate it. Now, here's what I'll say about Kaboodops. This is so specific, but Pokemon Stadium 2 Gym Leader Castle, Kaboodops will get you through some tough times. Man, when I tell you, when I was replaying Pokemon Stadium 2 Gym Leader Castle last year, Kaboodops was like, that was MVP on my team right there. Okay. Shout out. Number 95, we got slacking who's this that's the big sloth that's the third evolution gen three slacking it might be slaking but the is the way he's laying down slacking i like it uh i i yes this is making the top 100 for me yeah yeah i like sloths this is how i watch tv so let me tell you chat's not feeling this no i so far chat hates this so far they've come out not swinging at their best. Yeah. You're only getting me because I like this Pokemon a lot. Now, Chad, is it the fact that they put Arceus at number 100? Is that why we're not feeling this? No, because Polly World's not a top 100 Pokemon, nor is Kabudos. That's insane. Look at him. I like him. He's just a guy. He is just a dude. Coming in at number 94, we got Vanillish. There's that ice cream. There's the ice cream. This is the only area you can put that. That shouldn't be on the list. I mean, I like it at number 94. Feels kind of crazy. Feels like a Cartoon Network show from 10 years ago that i never saw yes yeah i feel that a little chowder this is a foster's home character right and number 93 we got latios i like this guy latios is sick i feel like it should be higher yeah well there's another one too will they both be on the list they they mess with this one so yeah people like this one and number 92 we got okay there you go i'm gonna call this one honestly yeah dang that was gen 3 i didn't realize i was gen three i just love that their description for this all of the above red's a better look though i you know what i get it though yeah i get it oh yeah red's a better look i'm a blue guy i like blue yeah i gotta go with the blue on this one and number just chose a better photo for the red one like get a better photo of the blue one no the blue one looks sick as hell here i mean i don't know find a better more flattering blue one looks like whenever a gundam transforms through like an airplane and you're like, this is just a guy, you know, crouching. This looks like shit. This is Shadow of the Hedgehog's favorite Pokemon. Really? Coming in at number 91. It'll hit you later. Clefairy. I don't know. No? I don't know about Clefairy top 100. Yeah. What's Clefairy's? Clefairy's iconic, Mike. I mean, yes, it's iconic, but we're going back to the 151 nostalgia. I think we can name 100 better Pokemon than Clefairy. Is there a criteria put forth by Polygon? Like, is it, you know, just vibes? Yeah, I mean, the first two paragraphs kind of laid it all out. How are we supposed to trust in the efficacy of this endeavor? Exactly. We don't even know. Are we going by moveset? How tall they are? Merchandising? Because then this should be high. How many cards? Shinies? Exactly. What's the deal here? Shinies? Yeah, I'm rereading their first paragraph. They don't really give much criteria, if I'm being honest. I think this is based on vibes. Coming in at number 90, we got Drifloom. Got it. I found this Pokemon in Pocopia. Oh, yeah? What does it do? Yeah, because Pocopia, they help you, right? Yeah, they say that this one has a dark story. Maybe it lures children and takes them away because it's like a ghost. Jesus Christ. It's like La Llorona. When you first meet the Pokemon, it's like, I'm really lonely. If you could bring me back to camp around other Pokemon, I'd be happy again. I'm like, I got it. Okay, and then it just haunts you for the rest of your days. It's going to take you. All right. At 89, we got Dragonair. Dragonair could have been higher, honestly. I think so, yeah. Dragonair was my bitch. Dragonair is pretty cool. I remember I can't believe I figured this out at such a young age, but coming out the gate with Dratini in the number one slot and then moving them back in the rotation to get the EXP. Oh. So I could get the evolution. That was hard-earned, and I wouldn't have figured that out today. Yeah. So this is going to be a double right here, because we will see Dragon Knight in this. We won't see Dratini, but we'll see Dragon Knight. I agree. So a little double evolution out of the three. That's a big shout out right there. That's huge. Yep. And number 88, we got... Yes! Mousehold! I forgot to bring up Mousehold. I love this Pokemon. You like this one? I love this Pokemon. This is one Pokemon. Not a family of mice. This one was introduced in Pokemon Scarlet and Violet. It starts off as Tandem Mouse which are just two mouses It a husband and wife and they holding hands That its first evolution then it evolves into mouse hold mouse hold will either evolve having one kid or two kids i said diminishing returns earlier i remember i was talking about the game sort of going dry i want to do a mouse oh sorry we have pikachu what if i did four mice all right we've got a pokemon i'm so happy this is on the list i fucking i love this pokemon it's the it's just yeah like they're just like i don't know man make a family of mice this how do we make the mice feel unique should we add like i don't know like should we put swords for both of his hands or something nah just make him regular mice do other pokemon made for life do these even or is this just like a you know situation ship i mean i don't want to have kids in my situation ship i'm sorry if you're listening but i don't want to well you know but if you're but if you're if you're a mouse you know that's an imaginary person but also if it's considered one pokemon are they technically just one Pokemon all sharing the same brain. Like the Borg? Yeah. Yeah, exactly. We are the Borg. Yeah. Resistance is futile. That leads me to a lot more questions, but I'm not going to get into it. Number 87 on the list. We got Groudon. Groudon deserves to be on this list. I like this guy. Is this Ruby? This is Ruby Sapphire. One of the legendaries. A good grouping of legendaries in Ruby Sapphire, in my opinion. Team magma team aqua yeah of course maxi was trying to uh fill up the world full of magma to make a bunch of land and then team aqua with archie was trying to fill the world up with a bunch of water both hey homie both are lex luther ass plants that's crazy maybe we don't do that that's when ray quads had to step in and stop the two of them because they had awoken the ancient beasts and they were going to clash inside of the island crater and then that was going to set off the world but then Rayquaza swooped down from the heavens and said stop that that's put him back to bed it sounds like you're describing something biblical that it does yeah this is old testament yeah that's what they wrote at number 86 we got Ursa Luna yes oh big old bear yeah is this his evolution um because he was Ursa Ring yes previously I've not seen this version I like this version i love normal type this is from gen normal i like that just normal coming in number 85 we have appleton that was apple pie pokemon your apple pie right here your apple pie dragon now this apple pie could get two because i do like the next form i like when it becomes the full apple pie dragon okay we'll see this smell good right i would hope i feel like i'd have to smell like you know i'm i'm off my feet floating yeah pulled along by the scent up my nose i don't think i can have a pokemon that's also apple pie because i think that would ruin apple pie for me because then i'm just smelling apple pie all the time right and i get over it because it's not apple pie inside it's viscera yeah right like it's not actually apples maybe it's a sweet meat i'm sorry it's yeah but i mean it's not apples it's a sweet meat at 84, we got Sableye. Mike's shaking his head. I'm not vibing with that one. I think people, people mess with, people mess with this Pokemon. I don't love this Pokemon in general with the gem eyes and stuff. Wouldn't have been on my top 100. Fair enough. At 83, we have Electabuzz. Okay. This guy's crazy. I love Electabuzz. Yeah. Okay. I rode with Electabuzz. This guy's crazy. Back in the 151. I feel like he's about to talk some shit. I identified here. Absolutely not on the 100. Really? What? No, now you're pushing it. Stop this list right now. Now you're pushing it. You think Electabuzz isn't in the top 100? This is as if they came to me and they were like, Mike, you only know 151. Make the list. And I was like, got it. Absolutely not. Electabuzz is pretty cool. I feel like... We're going to put Magmar on this list then. Yes. Magmar is fucking sick. Are you kidding me? Magmar is a cool Pokemon. There's a thousand Pokemon, Pless. And most of them are kind of whatever. I feel like I'm sitting in the middle of a broken mouse hold right now. That's really good. Thank you. Thank you. I don't know. This guy just feels bad guy coded, which is unfortunate. Yeah. He didn't run with Team Rocket. Like they should have had him in Team Rocket for sure. Electabuzz? Yeah. He should have been running with Jesse and James. Yeah. Him just hanging out with Meowth. Because he's got the vibe. Do you think he would talk like he would talk to Meowth? Oh, he would definitely talk. No. He would talk like Frank. He had other Pokemon that didn't talk. Shout out to my boy Wobbuffet. Oh, yeah, they had Wobbuffet. Oh, yeah, Wobbuffet. I'm picturing him and Meowth being kind of like a George and Lenny type duo. Yeah. Where he keeps shocking women. Meowth is like, just look at the flowers or whatever. Yeah, we're going to have a farm estate with lots of Eeveelutions. At number 82, we got Bulbasaur. Number one, yeah. Sure. At number... Wait, this is like... So this is the number one Pokemon. I didn't realize this was that. do you think they were disappointed when like pikachu like became the one like the pokemon that everyone knew because did they think like number one was going to be you know that's a really good question because how did they create the pokedex and numbering was pikachu manufactured like was it just when did was it the pikachu or the egg because yeah was it the anime where ash picks pikachu or whatever and it's like we're rolling with you now or was pikachu already on fire before the anime came out. Was Japan popping off for Pikachu when green and red came out? I feel like it had to be the anime, right? I don't know. I would assume the anime because yellow didn't come out until after the anime. Yes. And then red and blue, Pikachu was just Pikachu. But you had a 7% chance of finding Pikachu in the first area. That was a big deal. Okay, so there's an exclusivity about it. I don't know. I just feel like number 82 for number one That's got a sting if you're Bulbasaur I like this I have some respect for Bulbasaur I think it's a very cute Pokemon It's a 80-100 type of list And coming in at number 81 We got Olmastar No Coming in at number 80 We got Tropius It's a Gen 3 one You light up for Tropius yeah i like the banana i like the banana chin strap thing it's got going on all right the at number 79 we got shinx i like shinx shinx is a gen 4 pokemon um funny enough i did i guess i said i didn't play gen 4 i did play some brilliant diamond shining pearl um until i lost my switch truth comes out so i did catch jinx and i like i like it number 78 we got typhlosion called it nice job my guy my opinion my guy yeah this is i didn't realize how uh stupid it looked what about it looks stupid can we see the pixel art from pokemon it's kind of it's kind of got like a bottom like a like a weird rodent you know god damn stupid stupid looking kid faith in chat says this is a bad angle that's cool well i mean that's i guess that's like minecraft but like the first one you know where it's a little rougher i don't know the way it's got that like sugar glider no that looks stupid too kind of a victorian collar i guess i've never just sat and looked at typhlosion that was the realest thing i've ever said like that was there was no filter no no you let that mine yeah right okay this is what i'm gonna do because we have a lot more pokemon left i'm gonna start reading these in bulk and so let's just we'll just tear through them we'll just say yes no yes no you know what i mean so 77 we got taurus man okay okay no but yeah no but yeah 76 we got flygon i like this guy thumbs up i don't remember flygon but i like crazy looking yeah i like those wings that was like when we you're like you're on a walk you're like let's make a dragonfly as a pokemon they were like nailed it that's a great idea he cooked 75 entay too low too low too low and they gotta be higher it's my goat right there hell yeah it's like hulk hogan oh don't just say an entay like that real america ripcocker and they wouldn't they would not have said the things that hulk hogan said i don't think many would number 74 you'd be surprised pelipper is number 74 i love this pokemon from gen 3 one of my favorite wingle this is what it goes into. Wingull? Hell yeah. I'll look it up. Seagull. Wingull. I want to say Pelipper was on my team when I played Gen 3 back in the day. Yeah, I like this Pokemon. Yeah, it's good. 73. This is great. I like Wingull. Bidoof. Bidoof. Gotta have Bidoof on the list. And number 72, Butterfree. Butterfree, of course, yes. Yeah. Will we get a Caterpie? We better not. We must. If we get a Caterpie, I'm going outside, finding a caterpillar, and stomping on it. No! Blessing. What is wrong with you? I know, that's messed up. I take it back. I take it back. Here's something crazy. I was always a bee drill guy. Yeah. Bee drill's cool. Over a Butterfree. I just like bees back in the day. Now we got to save the bees. We do got to save the bees. We do got to save the bees. What about the caterpillars? Do we got to save the bees? Caterpillars, you know, it's whatever. There's enough of them, right? I feel. At number 71, we got Piplup. Yes. Penguin. Easy win. little mickey mouse buttons it's giving very neopets vibes yeah it is giving neopets for sure i want to care for it and number abandon it i guess yes yeah take it to the soup kitchen because you're losing all the games so you can't afford actual food for your neopets that just be put it in a basket yeah we're at the soup kitchen every day on neopets.com it was really sad over here there was a soup kitchen for real yeah there was a soup kitchen if you didn't have enough points to feed your neopets you can get free food in the kitchen that happened to my great-grandfather oh yeah couldn't take care of all the kids i didn't mean to laugh no no no it's cool it's cool he's not with us anymore all right and number 70 we got volpix yeah yes volpix in the nine tails i bet you we see both of them both of them both of dzvs and number 69 better have something nice we got salamence cool it looks cool yeah this is a gen 3 one i remember salamence i don't think Solomon's really stuck with me like that, but it's cool. Yeah. It's cool. And number 68, Mew. Gotta be on the list. Gotta be on the list. Number 151. Mewtwo is too cool, though. Yeah, uh-huh. You know, Mewtwo is going to be the one that gets higher. That truck, right? It was under a truck. Oh, yeah. Right? I never knew if that was a glitch or not. Was that like a real thing? Mewtwo was actually under a truck? Or was that like a mod or like some weird people did? I have no idea. somebody in chat that says this order feels random i'm not gonna lie and you know what i tend to agree when you're in the 50 through 100 range sometimes you're just throwing darts at a wall yeah what i mean especially when it comes to pokemon that don't really have like a guiding light of like best move set best pokemon cards best appearance in a tv show like if it's just best pokemon you're gonna be really throwing things at a wall it's like if you threw spaghetti at a wall and it all stuck beautiful just the whole plate toss it now people in chat are saying evie or a mute tube sorry mu being under the truck wasn't real it was a rumor it was a playground i am very gullible so yeah that makes sense i missed the playground rumors of back in the day with these things yeah my my friend's uncle actually worked for nintendo for real yeah i had a friend when i was a kid i had a friend convince me that goku was unlockable in smash 64 and let me tell you he sent me on a wild goose chase i was on smashbrothers.com damn printing things off you were in the you were in the dojo i was in the smash dojo i was doing everything to try and figure out how to get goku in this game he was like oh yeah you can get luigi to ride yoshi you just have to press l man i think that's the funniest thing that like goku in any game is just immediately such a funny idea outside of dragon ball game yeah all right speaking through some of these 67 oh hold on we can't speak we can't speak through this what number 67 is pikachu get the fuck out of here this is a shit list yeah i'm calling it now this is a shit list shit monthly list this is a top 25 pokemon of all time and i know people want to hate on pikachu but he is top 25 yes has to be what do they say i mean technically he should probably be top 10 but you know whatever they say look don't get us wrong pikachu is a classic by most i'm getting you wrong there's no pokemon more classic but if there's any pokemon who could move out of the limelight and let some others occupy top billing it's pikachu so they're just like we we want to put them lower because he's too popular this is this is contrarianism yeah that's crazy like i understand moving him lower to like maybe he's 24 but to 67 it's crazy six seven maybe this is actually a tip of the cap from the algen alpha writers wow they're memeing yeah right and number 66 that's good so good torterra oh i like this one great appearance in the movie as well really yeah oh yeah when they started to wake up and the whole earth was fucking like crumbling around the pokemon i see that you should watch that oh you like that it's a delightful movie 65 we got houndoor yes scary great pixel art i feel like i feel like this one is rendered well in game and number 64 we got crobat nah crobat's not a top 100 nah not a top but the cool x-wings is pretty sick yeah i like that yeah to go from zubat and like get up towards these ones it's pretty cool yeah yeah number 63 oh what are we doing 63 huh gyarados i mean i think we can call right now. We can end the episode right now if we wanted to. What? Now we need to see what's above Gyarados. It's a shit list. Hold on. No, we're speeding through some. 62, we got Machamp already. That's crazy as well. Okay, Machamp is legit though. Machamp should be higher. Number 61, Gardevoir. Uh-huh, yeah, yeah. Shout out. Nobody played Gardevoir on the PS2. This is three. That's good. That's really good. Damn. Damn. That's a callback right there. Yeah. I don't think we were even rolling. That was before the show. It's all content. We have like time. I wake up. Yeah. That's three bangers back to back, by the way, between. Yeah. That is kind of crazy. Gyarados intimate champ into guard of war. And we're not in the top 50. Those could all be top. Those are all guaranteed top 50 at this point. Yeah. Yeah. At number 60. What has happened to games? Lucario. Ah, Lucario, of course. Another top 50. Another one that should be the top 50. My mom even knows who Lucario is. She doesn't know its name, but she recognizes it. I know what that is. It's like one of those Pico shoes. At number 59, we got Glaceon. Okay, this is our first Evolution. Our first Evolution. I like the Hatsune Miku hair. 58. Flareon. Oh, we're about to get all of them. Back to back. No, you can't group them all together. Some are better than others. You think they really are? Well, they're being grouped, but some are literally higher than others. Yeah. It's not like they're all number 59. Well, no, no. I think they're going to put Umbreon in top 10. They better. Umbreon will go top 10. At number 57 Leafeon. What are we doing? They're putting them all one after another. Leafeon. This is crazy. If you're a list writer and you've got a hundred to do and you can knock out like six or seven of them that once. Oh, you just killed it. Yeah. You're like crack your knuckles. You go, got it. Not a problem. Yeah. No problem. 62 to 51. So to read the Glaceon thing, which was the first one, we'll just be reveal this up front. Every evolution made the cut for this list. Told you. and they're all going to be in the 50s. They're adorable cats. This is what I'll say. This is where I'm going to pause and say, listen, I love Polygon. I respect Polygon. This is an unserious list. They're not being for real about this list. They're trolling us. And I'm sad that we had to learn this this way. If I knew before the episode, Vaporeon. I called it. Oh, no. Wait, hold on. So number 56 was Vaporeon. Number 55, Sylveon. Number 54, Whale Lured. Shout out the big whale. Yeah, yeah. I like this. Whales, very cool. Whales are big on Astrogon, but we're all reading Moby Dick. Oh, yeah. Oh, nice. Now, we pause for a second. So, that means Jolteon is not in that mix right there. Umbreon. Eevee. Eevee. Espeon. Wasn't there another one earlier? Jolteon. I love Jolteon, but that's crazy. We had a rock block here of the generic Eeveelutions. They're like, you know what? Jolteon actually better than those. I mean, Jolteon is better than those. I like that. For me, I don't know. about that though uh coming in number 53 totodile i like this guy yeah i think that's the right spot for total 53 yeah higher yeah at number 52 we got beware love this bear i love this bear too i sent that over to bear before the people started yelling at me in assets because you sent 20 individual links to a bunch of my own pokemon one after another and we all kept getting notifications for it to the point that Andy slacked Mike Stock. I'm just making my own list. I don't understand why this is a fighting type though. That's my one complaint. It should be a hugging type, a loving type. I love that. It loves bonds. A caring type. At number 51 we got Melodic. Ooh. Got a cool look. Who is she? We're getting into the top 50. Yeah. Again, I'm going to speed through some of these. I might read them 10 at a time for the next few. Okay. I just want us to remember this is an unserious list. I'm serious. And it's okay to joke around. You know what I mean? It's okay to like, hey, we're just putting out a little, we're just being wacky guys. But just so you know, Polygon, I'm clocking this. Next time we do a shit list and we're doing a Polygon list, I'm going to be like, all right, but they're on serious though. This is Polygon. Okay. Wow. IGN would have had Pikachu in the top 10. Yes. Yes. I mean, that seems like a slam dunk. Crazy. All right. Let's get into it. I'm going to read 50 through 40. All right. So 50. Oh my God. 50. Raikou. Of course. 49. Okay. no we're stopping 49 is lugia yeah is that bad that's terrible there's a top 25 pokemon yes top 25 top 25 yes uh we're gonna keep going 48 blast stories oh that's some bullshit love this one number 47 alakazam there it is i i respect it in the top 50 i feel like this fits at least he's very cool 46 absol i love absol he's one of my favorite rappers at number 45 geodude that makes sense maybe it should be 80 to 100 though yeah yeah okay it's not a serious list 44 Raichu above Pikachu huh? that's crazy what's their justification for this? Ash famously never evolved Pikachu which made sense for them but for everyone else Raichu is stronger, tougher, faster and way cooler so is the criteria that it's are those the criteria then? better, faster, cooler is the Daft Punk song yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. And no samplings of it. 43. Arcanine. Yeah. Hell yeah. Great Pokemon. Arguably should be higher. 42. Ninetales. Nailed it. 41. Alolan Ninetales. No. What's Alolan Ninetales? No, you're not allowed to do that. And ice. Oh, okay. The ice does make it cool, though. You can just give that a side shout and an honorable mention. Yeah. They don't have that built into, like, their back end. If we're allowed to do all the evolutions, I think they're allowed to also do different versions. All right. What is a listicle even anymore? What have we done? Get the click. They got it. This is brought to you by BuzzFeed. Number 40 is Rowlet. I love Rowlet. I fuck with Rowlet. This is deserved. I like owls. Yeah? Are you just realizing that about yourself right now? I like owls. You said that like you just discovered that. You just thought about it just now. You know what? Guys. I like owls, guys. I want everyone to know. Kind of an owl person now. I'm into it. I know you're saying, who's this? Like an owl so much. Well, it's Owlmaster 2. Obviously. Number 39 Articuno Okay get the big bird up there Damn 39 We really into it now Yeah 38 We got Cyndaquil Cyndaquil Did we already get Typhlosion? Yeah, we did. Okay. Yeah. I like this little guy. Yeah, everybody loves this little guy. Looks better than Typhlosion, honestly. Yeah, I wouldn't have said it before this morning. This is like when I went to see episode three in theaters, and I was like, oh, wait. This movie sucks. But I remembered it nice and good. And number 37. We got Esper. Who's this? Who is this? This looks like a character from Earthbound. I don't know. Esper's expansion, sorry, Esper's expression never changes. But what could be read as stoicism is in fact... Like most Pokemon. Don't all of them have one expression? Its expression is deep concentration. Esper constantly struggles to subdue its apparently overwhelming psychic powers, which would be disastrous if not controlled. At least the result is an adorable face. That's not deep concentration. That's shell-shocked. Yeah, Eswar just saw something I did not want to see Yeah, that's like This Pokemon came home And Eswar smoked a lot of weed That's like when I accidentally walked in on my father in the shower And I said, ah, shit And you concentrated I'm never going to forget this You were like, think about Owls, think about Owls, think about Owls Going in at number 36 You got Small of Small of is great I like it At number 35, I'm surprised you like Small of, Mike I like Small of Small of, I feel like fits the criteria of what you don't like Why don't you know, sent it to Barret. It's on my list. It's on my list. Hey, when you're here, you're Smamily. Number 35, we got Dragapult. Whoa. Yeah, pretty cool looking. I don't know what I'm looking at right now. That's a cool dude. Its head is a stealth bomber. Yeah. This is like a... And it's like a dragon lizard. Oh, it's got feet. I thought it was like a worm. Like a Paper Mario boss. Yeah. Yeah, this thing's... It just looks weird to me. I like it, though. Crazy, yeah. This is Gen 8, and it's a dragon slash ghost Pokemon. This is cool. It's like Mecha I like Dragapult Okay put it on your list Yeah this is cool I like it Number 34 Clefkey Fuck you Fuck you Wait y'all don't like keys? That's crazy Above Pikachu But like it has car keys and a house key It's probably a closet key right there Above Totodile This is fucked up What's it do? The starter car? Steal slash fairy Pokemon Clefkey's original Pokedex entry says that it'll threaten any attackers by fiercely jingling their keys at them. I was going to say, does it distract children? Wow, that's crazy. That's nuts. All right, coming in at number 33, Suicune. Of course. Suicune. I'm okay with that. Number 32, Scyther. Scyther, yeah. Is this a bug? Yeah, it's a bug. That's awesome. Bug and flying type. And he's in a new Pokemon game, and he's down to help you cut logs. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's very nice of him to do that for me. Have you been playing that? I might have to. Everyone's been talking about it. Everybody's been talking to Charlotte about Pokeball. And I need to justify having a Switch, too. Exactly. Might be the start. At number 31, we got Kyogre. Kyogre? I never knew how to pronounce this one, but this is another Gen 3 legendary Pokemon. Yeah. And I like the Gen 3 legendary Pokemon. I love the linear sort of geometric design. Yeah, it's cool. And we haven't even seen Rayquaza yet. No, Rayquaza will be up there. You haven't seen Rayquaza yet. number 30 kramer ant number 29 we got jigglypuff jigglypuff you didn't even mention jigglypuff i fit see but like above pikachu though that's what i'm gonna say if you're gonna put pikachu that low because someone else should have the limelight yeah why is jigglypuff here yeah i feel like jigglypuff if we're talking about the the trinity of gen one cuteness right like the pokemon that we're putting out there because we know we're gonna sell merch it's pikachu jigglypuff and Eevee. They're like, that's the triangle right there. I like that. And so Jigglypuff being this high while Pikachu's that low. Maybe they just saw the Super Bowl commercial where she was singing with Lady Gaga. Oh, good point. Yeah, they might have seen the Super Bowl commercial where she was singing with Lady Gaga. 28. We got Bayleaf. Yes. I like this Pokemon a lot. It's a good looking Pokemon. Not a top 28 Pokemon, but a good Pokemon. I agree. I like a Bayleaf. Put it in with your rice, folks. Boom. It's subtle, but it makes a huge difference. 27 ditto see a moment ditto's having a moment we're gonna fall in love with ditto here this is the ditto sense it's like mcconaughey you know when's ditto gonna have its alas buyers club i'm having a crazy deja vu right now because we talked about the mcconaughey's yesterday you did yeah on interview because we reviewed you guys talk about the lost bus oh yeah i just watched interstellar last week i just watched it for the first time like a few days ago what'd you think oh fantastic movie yeah crazy slow paced in the first half yeah like it was kind of tough to watch it at home by myself yeah for that first half but the second half walks in so much that i want to watch it a second time so i can appreciate it in full we love tars oh so much that i forgot about case dude oh my god as soon as i saw that robot move i was like what are we doing yeah yeah that's a cool looking Nolan cooked with that one yeah good times dialogue's a little quiet yeah it's a little But yeah, Ditto is going to have its own Lincoln commercial. Oh, exactly. I don't know if we have any artists in the chat, but Matthew McConaughey, but his face is wiped clean and it's just a Ditto face. You can get me on Blue Sky. I love that. I think mom's home is my handle. You know, whatever. Number 26. We got Diglett. What are we doing? No. Diglett fucks. I love Diglett. Did you know that's not a nose? That's actually a tooth in his mouth. His mouth is open. that's what Twitter would try to tell you oh okay you mean X the everything app Grok is this his mouth mouth or his nose a nose Grok let me know at number 25 we got Garchomp I like this one this is a good one number 24 we got Magikarp you gotta love Magikarp Magikarp is an 80-100 top 100 list Pokemon But not 24 Above Gyarados The reason why we love Gyarados Is because Magikarp sucks We gotta be real with ourselves That's why we love Gyarados Because Magikarp is useless It becomes something cool We all want to be Magikarp We all want to work ourselves up To become the best We all want to have the potential of a Magikarp The faith of a mustard seed That's the bible wow yeah damn and number 23 we got evie okay we still haven't seen a lot of the other evolutions which they did claim are all on the list they'll be top 10 top 10 number 22 we got sneasel who the fuck is sneasel fuck that 215 though shout out 215 sneasel shout out shout out southeastern pennsylvania hell yeah sneasel looks like a villain in brandy and mr whiskers that's a reference for This is when they said we got to make a new Meowth. And they made Sneasel. You guys have been asking for new Meowth. Yes, exactly. Oh, y'all wanted Team Rocket to kick out Meowth. Well, here's the new Meowth. By the way, everybody in chat loves Sneasel, by the way. Sneasel X? People in chat are like, wait, whoa, we like Sneasel. Wow. Damn. Sneasel Rock. A lot of Sneasel things. I fuck with Sneasel. I love you, Sneasel. Okay, wow. Okay. I guess I got to read up on Sneasel. Sneasel 215. 21. We got Dragonite. Dragonite. Hell yeah. I had Dragonite. we love that guy great thighs great thighs and i like the belly yeah i like scale the kind of belly yeah it's like it's it's crazy that you have charizard and dragonite in the same generation but somehow dragonite even though he's like a lot rounder in my opinion has more sauce than charizard maybe it's because the anime okay i think because the anime because charizard and dragonite fought and dragonite whooped charizard's ass yeah dragonite reminds me of that guy with the big old dad bod who did the backflip on the roller skates and was like this is what peak male athleticism looks like honestly yes you're like i got a dad bod too like i appreciate that bro it's like seeing curlers in the olympic village yeah it's like right on guys that's awesome you guys wear dress shoes you're part of it so when each has those dragon tails ass pokemon i do i do like that the third evolution completely changes the color scheme oh yeah iconic blue right there and just says yeah see you later yeah that's great yeah it looks great number 20 cubone cool i mean cubone is up there cubone could have a case for a top 100 pokemon but like not top 20 no no number 19 we don't even have sand shoe on this list oh wow so we're back we're back to the eeveelutions they really like jolteon like i do did they did they acknowledge that they didn't put it with the other ones uh let's see again all the evolutions are among the best pokemon of all time espion though you had to evolve it through a method new to the series at the time by maxing out your hidden friendship meter with an eevee yes then if you level it up during the day boom you had the one you had one of the best psychic pokemon of the game espion taught trainers how rewarding friendship can be wow so they didn't say why it's separated from the earlier eevees but i think it's just like the tier list right they're like all these eevees are tier b now we're into the tier a slash tier a uh number 19 or number 18 umbreon hell yes I mean I love that I love Jolteon to the death of me I am a Jolteon number one fan this very unserious but serious list put Jolteon as the number one Eeveelution? I think a lot of people think that though I don't think so design wise I'm team Umbreon for sure but I feel like if you polled people I think Jolteon would be number one Chad am I crazy? Wow. I think chat's going to say you're crazy. Can we put up a poll in chat who the best Eevee is? Eeveelution? We had a wild card in there too. Yeah. Just Gengar. Gengar's going to be here. Gengar will be in the top three. People are saying I'm crazy. I always thought people would have rolled for Jolteon. No. But hey, like I'm with y'all. Umbreon is my guy. I don't think I ever had an Eevee in my party. Wow. Really? Did you identify with any of the three starting three of Eeveelutions? Say Porion, Flareon, and Jolteon? I don't even remember. Wow. Yeah. I'm built different, actually. Built different? Yeah. Is there a fire one? Flareon. Have we not seen Flareon? Flareon wasn't that first show. No, we did. I like fire. I liked burning stuff as a kid. Nice. Number 17. Greninja. Yeah, you knew it was going to be on here. I forgot about Greninja, but yeah, I can see it. I don't like that it's tongue and scarf. It freaks me out. Every time I remember that, I like it. I'm like oh that's pretty sick actually At number 16 we got Zangoose Who the fuck is this dude I've seen him absolutely not Never even heard of Zangoose Zangoose chicken You guys have Zangoose chicken up here I don't think we do Next time you're in LA Number 15 We got Slowpoke I love Slowpoke What's the evolution where it's got the thing Slowbro and then Slowking Does Slowking have the shellfish biting its ass? I believe Slowbro does. Slowking stands up on two feet, has a crown still with that thing biting its ass. Is that thing a separate Pokemon? It's a separate creature. Is it actually a standalone Pokemon? Or is it just a creature that appears and is only Slowbro and Slowking affiliated? Can we bring up a picture of Slowbro? Because I think it is a separate entity. Because that's how it evolves in the cartoon. is that it gets bit, right? And that's how you do the evolution. Yeah. It's been decades. You know, I'm thinking that this list might be kind of what Pokemon deserves because they get silly with it the whole time. Pokemon's always been silly. They don't think about it that much. You can have a list. That's a little goof of math. The Shelder evolves with the Slowpoke. So it's, yeah, it's symbiotic. Wow, okay. Oh, so there's the Shelder, the little one, the tiny one. And then you're telling me it grows up to just bite onto the Slowbro and that's its next line? It bites its tail and then they evolve together. It's like the symbiote. I never knew that. Like the Dax symbiote. That's beautiful. That's crazy. I do mess with that. In the back of my head, that's what I thought it was, but I was like, no, that doesn't make sense. I vaguely remember that episode in the anime. Yeah. Can they live without each other? Yes. Or would one... I think so. Because I'm like, if you took them apart, would they die? Or do they de-evolution, devolve? Well, how does Slowbro become Slowking? what does slow king look like does he still have the guy he defeats the slow king like he has he has to kill the shelter the other one yeah in order to man it's highlander oh no i i feel like this implies that slow king kills the shelter and makes it its crown that's just nature whoa what's that dark slow king next to it whoa mega evolution what is that i have no idea it's come back to life as a ghost on his head now yeah that's what happens we need to click into that we need to figure out what's going on in the pokedex we need to learn about this oh so it just brings you to the slow king does that say six foot okay well let's calm down over here let's calm down six seven six seven seven i didn't even mean to i didn't even mean to okay here we go there it is so oh he's got it on his hand this time what is happening are these alola like what is yeah It's a different region. It's got it on its hand. Galarian. Is that when they went to Europe? So I guess that's what happens when the shelter wins. That's my guess. Wow. But I do like that he has the shelter on his fist. Yeah. And that little hell boy. This is actually pretty sick. Number one. That is cool. Oh, no. My page crashed. Oh, wait. No, we got there. Number 14. Gengar. Wow. That's wrong. Top 10. Unless my boy Haunter's top 10. Oh, that's a good... When I was saying Gengar, I was picturing Haunter. So this is fun. Yeah, we like Haunter a lot, but the world loves Gengar. Number 13, Jolteon. Fuck yeah. It's insane. It's the fastest non-legendary Pokemon. Do you know that? Wow, really? Yeah. I didn't know that. I also wouldn't believe that, but I like that. That's cool. Good to know. Number 12, Squirtle. Stupid. Okay. Stupid. Number 11, we got Porygon. Greg Miller wrote this list. This is biased from Porygon.com. That's great. Open your third eye. It's wide open. We're in the top 10. Number 10, Charizard. Feels kind of washed. Show me 10 better than this. Number 9, we got Tyranitar. I do fuck with that guy. Tyranitar is pretty sick. So far they're doing alright At number 8 We got No I don't like this Alolan Raichu Why? Dumber Raichu I don't know Okay But like why? Like why? It's just Let's take the edges away from Raichu Yeah exactly Make them look less cool Yeah It's fucked up Chad is very split on this by the way Some people in Chad are very No I think they were I think they were right Oh really? Raichu industry No they were riding for time Man it's hard they're just catching up now oh i see they're catching yeah a lot of a lot of people are yeah they were riding for tyranus like some of them there are some people that are very pro lolan right right you and i'm not trying to yuck your yum that's crazy but man i'm not anti lola right you but top 10 above og right you now number seven we got chandelure no that's black and white i remember that one kind of crazy yeah what are we doing here we're doing the chandelier pokemon man polygon just crashed in my guess yeah like you asked if i knew about pokemon answer is yes enough to get mad yeah exactly enough to get mad pissed off remember this is right show me number six mimic you i like that though i mean here's too high but mimic you top 20 top 20 mimic you has been making waves top 50 i'll give really top 50 making waves in inner cell Oh, yeah. Those aren't waves. Wait, those are waves. Yeah, those aren't mountains. They're waves. You can't, like, yeah, our sweet Pikachu wannabe. You know who we had at, like, 75. Yeah, exactly. That is true, though. Yeah, you can't rate Pikachu that. This is Pikachu hate. Like, let's be real. This is hating. Our boy is getting. You're going to put Pikachu that far down at 69 or 68, whatever it was, and Mimikyu's number six? That's tier one hating. Slumdog said LeBron over Michael. That's crazy. Show me number five. Heracross. No. No? That's amazing. What's number four? Are you going to be okay? No, I'm going to think about it. Spray and Tito. I'm going to really think about this. Come on. Come on. Is this Weed Cat? Weed Cat. This is my brother. He texted me. Weed Cat. Okay, yeah. Hell yeah. Show me number three. Snorlax. Iconic. Number two? He's all of us. Yeah, we love Snorlax. Number two is Psyduck. Can we guess what number one is? Yeah, what do we think number one is? I think it's Mewtwo. Yeah, it has to be Mewtwo. Well, the way they've gone through this list, they don't have to put Mewtwo on. Have we seen Rayquaza? No. You can't leave out both Mewtwo and Rayquaza. That's crazy. Have we seen Onyx? No. No. We haven't seen Charmander. What's number one? Show me number one. Mewtwo. Wow. Wow. That was a rough ride. I'm not going to lie. Well I'm glad that they made such an Unserious list Because the people if it was a serious list would have been mad at us For being so unserious But guess what you got unserious and unserious Which equals fun Man that's a thumbs down for me dog I'm sorry Chandelure is an ally though I just did I would eat Dragonite Dragonite Well no I'm saying I would eat Oh you would eat yeah dragon yeah okay cool um you too is uh i don't want to talk about me too's views yeah no no polyroll seems like an ally yeah i think so peaceful belly he's got the fist in the air shout out my guy polyroll heracross also seems friendly yeah i feel like uh vaporion is a turf oh really vaporion you think a turf i don't remember what it looks like but yeah I mean Vaporeon has like a very Is that the trans colored one? It's like the blue Very feminine looking Pokemon There's one that has the trans flag So I might have just spoke out of turn Listen That's Vaporeon That's not the one I was thinking of That's gay That one's not a turf That's trans Not a turf Doesn't really know enough Not taking a side Which makes them effectively a turf Turf Oh Glaceon Glaceon. Glaceon is the one we're talking about. Mike, Charlotte, thank you guys so much for joining me on this episode. Breaking down the top 100 Pokemon. That was a shit list. That was a roller coaster. That one's going to sit with me all weekend. I had a great time with you boys. I'm glad you had a great time. I had a blast. You had a lot of one-liners that, like, I think people are going to be driving home and it's going to hit them randomly. They're going to be, like, thinking back to this episode and be like, they're going to do the random chuckles because they're going to realize what you meant. 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