SURPRISING FRIEND WITH A RACCOON! -You Should Know Podcast-

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So I can't give you a WrestleMania Brockdown. I know a lot of y'all will want a WrestleMania Brockdown. But I can't I can't give you one. Brockdown? Next week I'll give you a Brockdown. Is that a real thing or is that a paid and coined term? That's a paid and coined term. I just made it up right now. Is that so that's a Brock Lesnar version of a lockdown or no of a breakdown. Of a breakdown. That would make more sense. I went to lockdown for whatever reason. That's smart I like that because normally your people put us in lockdown especially in schools. Oh my god. I mean if we look at chess. Yeah you're not lying. I go I mean my god he's telling the truth. He's telling the truth. Dude yeah so I'll be just coming back from WrestleMania at this time when this comes out. And I'm very excited to talk to you all about it next week. Dude oh my god I don't even know I mean obviously you haven't been there but I don't want to wait. This is your first WrestleMania. First WrestleMania. In person. In person. And without spoiling anything without slicing some cheese off to the little rats out there. My man's got great seats. I do have great seats. Shout out to Daylight Media. Shout out to Q Code in the British. Jay. Jay. Jay. Oh yeah that'll be it. I'm not even gonna like they literally told me in person they do not listen to the podcast. They're like we're looking at your numbers and that's it. And I said okay that's fine. Oh my god that is unbelievable. If you said Jay. No they don't even listen to the thing over there. I'm not giving them a shout out. Oh my god. Yeah I know. Dude that is gonna be sick. Holy. Yeah no I'm very excited for my first WrestleMania and I know we have a big WWE audience so next week we'll be able to get that breakdown. Nice. Before we can give each other a like a little wrestle. I'm down to wrestle. I'm down to wrestle. Dude what if I'll whoop that. What if we wax your long. There is a lot to wax on that. There's a lot of length. I would be down to like oil up and wrestle on stage. You wouldn't want that. You wouldn't want that because A already have more skin than you especially the skin that's loose. You do have a lot of loose skin. And then oh he's on stage. On stage. It's a part of the show. The Y Scouts are taking the middle right now. If it's a part of the show I cannot lose because I want I'm gonna be shirtless. That's already out of my comfort zone. I didn't sign that. I didn't sign any piece of paper that said I need to be shirtless in front of thousands. The second I'm gonna show the front of hundreds. Maybe up that. I go in front of hundreds. Doesn't that sound so. Maybe in front of hundreds of people. Maybe in front of hundreds of people. You have to get thousands throughout the whole tour. That's true. Yeah. There's a couple that there's a couple. There's a couple. Yeah. I don't want to be naked in front of a couple of twenties. I go in front of like four. Yeah. We're going to Austin in front of like 15 people. No. Moody theater ACL live. Honestly. Austin, Texas. Not gonna say that real quick. Like I give you all a show because I grew up there and I was like this hometown thing at city. It's full of white women with dreadlocks and arpin hair. And there's nothing appealing about that city. Joe Rogan and Elon move there and then cities never been the same. Y'all smell. Oh my God. Oh no. So there I promise you in like the maybe 80 years from now history books there's going to be a chapter on Austin, Texas. Yeah. Like for Texas history it's going to be like the re-revolution of Austin. Yeah. It has changed drastically in the last 20 years. It's just a bunch of comedians and comedians and like tech people. It's a lot of tech. A ton of tech people. Yeah. A ton of tech people. Dude, it's so different than when I the first time I went to visit you. First time I went I was like oh dude your house is like really nice Peyton. Oh your family is really cool dude. Austin's sick. This is cool. This is like kind of like back home. Now it's like where am I? It's a little you're in LA. I'm in a little utopia. Yeah. Where's our palm tree? Where's our palm tree? Yeah. Ever since Leslie died I mean it just wasn't the same. And Malcolm. I mean dude yeah. Put your ones in there for Malcolm Drone. Let's. Yeah. I don't know why. We're going to take. Oh no that thought put the one down. Point to where Malcolm Drone's going. That dog's going to hell. No. No. Okay. Okay. First of all can I get a. RIP for my dog. RIP Malcolm. Yeah. No and honestly we have some true fans. Let's just say that. There's been rip Malcolm everywhere. No can I say I do want to say yes so the Malcolm Drone the 1000's were hard and Esquire hard. Malcolm Drone the 1000's were hard and Esquire hard and Esquire hard and Esquire hard and Esquire hard and the third. No he's already forgetting the name. Oh no you got to hold on. Malcolm Drone the 1000's were hard and Esquire hard and the third he did but he did transition to the afterlife this week last week. It was very rough day man. Very very rough day but I do want to say thank you to all the fans. They did a lot of overwhelming amount of messages. I blocked about four people too by the way. Why? Because we make jokes about Malcolm. Oh yeah you're not allowed to. You don't know Malcolm. I don't know you. We're not friends. You never met him. You can't. If you never touched his head you can't make a joke. Yeah that is a great dog and we're making fun of him. It was a great dog. It was a great dog. He was dead. Yeah but it's one of those things it's like it wasn't like a shock. And you know he kind of shot above his means. Oh no he was definitely on borrowed time. Like you're any every day was selfish. I'd say stolen. Yeah he had no intent of giving that back. No no he left two like that dog was like I'm talking borderline immortal. You really got to the point you didn't even acknowledge it. You're like holy fuck him you're 24 years old. You're just like oh what? How's it going club? He's like yeah there was a there it's obviously sad like so I was sad you know. I had to get my sadness out. Isn't that funny? Like is that a male thing where you have to get away from people to be sad? That's a you thing. Can I disclose that story? Do you even know the story? I was on the phone with you. Yes. I don't know the full details but I was on the phone of when that transpired. No you weren't. Then how do I know? Then how do I know? Wait tell okay you start talking. I called you so you told me earlier in the day. Yes. I woke up at 7.30 in the morning. Great day I was in my sun room with my girlfriend. I get a text from my dad. Hey we're going to go I scheduled the appointment we're going to go and put them out now. And I said wow that sucks. And so you get that initial sadness right? No but you were prepared for it. The morning was 80. Yeah literally. Oh he was past 80. And then but just through the day you just kind of think about it more and think about it. So as the day was going on I was getting sadder to the appointment time. It was bad. But yeah go ahead. Okay so wait we're talking about this one or we're talking about what you did for your sadness. What did you do for my sadness? Okay so I called so he told me early in the morning and I was you know me I was like oh man I'm sorry bud. Yeah. And then he was trying to immediately make jokes to mask his sadness. He said oh it's whatever bro I knew he was coming. Anyway we got big day work ahead of us. What are you about to do right now? And I'm like hey your dog's dead man. You know let's talk about it. Let's open up a little bit. He goes yeah I'll talk to you later. So then a couple hours later I don't know if he called me or I called him and he's in his car. I'm like okay you're out doing something. He goes oh no no no. He's like I had to cry bad. He's like I needed to cry but he was like I couldn't let Sarah see it or that cj. But I'm not worried about CJ seeing it. Like he first of all we'll talk about it on the page or exclusively. He goes out of that room an hour a day. But he's like a prisoner in that room. Like I don't see him anymore. There's going to be a wellness check. It's so strange. There's going to be a wellness check. Like Sarah literally asked me. She's like do I need to go check on him. And I'm like oh no don't do it. Yeah you're going to catch whatever he got. Yeah give it to you. So he left his house. He said I drove away simply to cry. Get it all out and drive back so Sarah couldn't see. It's not even so Sarah couldn't see. Oh then what is it for. No because I cried in front of Sarah that night. But it was it was it was I think it's just a me thing. It's like I don't want to. It makes it worse when people are all on you being like oh I'm so sorry. Don't be sad for me. You're not really sad. Okay they're not like they're not going to go home and think about it again. But in the moment. But in the moment. So just let me get my. So I sat in a Target parking lot for about an hour. And I boy I oh I just ripped and ran. Oh yeah it took a while. I was like and it was one of those things that makes you more mad that you can't get over the sadness. Oh oh that's true. I was like this. I was just more mad that I was still sad. So I eventually got over it. The tears stopped. I made sure the redness got out and so I was like I need to do something to make me feel better. So I went in and to Target and I bought three WWE belts. Two of them are already had. So I bought three just so I just need to feel something. You're so unreal. You bought you already had what did that what emotion did that did that. I don't know I just needed something like. You got dogs dead cards not I want it all. I want it all. That scared the. Out of me. Oh my god dude he does it every time. He's got to stop doing that. Walk in with his guy to stop you walk in with the volume. It's Dario. It's Dario. He walks in like a. Oh I almost said something that could have got me off the internet forever. No. I was going to say he walks in like a ninja. Whoa. Very very appropriate. That's close. Ninjas are known for their stealth. Right. Yeah. What else do you know for. Now if you say it quick enough and with a little bit of Southern twang it sounds like we're not in the same time we are now. But in all seriousness I'm sorry about my. No it's okay. I mean it's nothing like sudden nothing says is well beyond time. He was he was not living a quality life anymore so it's fine. It was what it's it's that's honestly to me in terms of pets at least maybe the humans I have a different thing with it in terms of pets I I do hit that line of all right this probably is what we should do. Yeah. Oh it's we should like I don't like when pets get just way past like Malcolm we joke he was on Broward time he just lived a good life he lived a long full life. But like when I've seen some people that like hold on. Oh man I'm like your dog looks like a puppet. I'm like man that dog is in like rig a mortis like that dog is that dog is halfway through that dog's decaying in front of you like I'm staring at him I could see there's maggots on his ribs. Oh yeah the smell penetrates your neighborhood. I was like I don't know what you I don't know what that dog knows and it's got on you but you need to let him go. Yeah but yeah but so I appreciate all the well wishes I'm fine. My family's probably taking a little harder than I am. I still need to call your father. So you need to call your father. Oh no he's just like me just don't talk about it. It's fine. He's yeah. You should know podcast. This episode is brought to you by shop GLD. 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Who the hell is on re when they when they act bad when a kid all that kids on re that's an on re kid either their on re. No no no. That's a word. That's a word. No no hold on. I swear to God am I twenty seven years alive. You've never heard that. I've never heard the word on re on re the Omni hotel. Not Omni not Omari on re. How do you spell it. I fully know. Wait can we define the word on re for me bad misbehave jacked up on Mountain Dew. What made you did you just learn this word. I'm convinced you just learned this. No I've known about this word for a long time. I only use it in the case of children because when I say a grown man's acting on re gives a little weird vibe. So on re's. No. I wouldn't go that far. I want to go pedophilic on re on re. I can't think it's H. Is it an H in situation and in a. Is it a. Here we go. Here we go. On re is a common pronunciation spelling of the word on re representing a Southern U.S. dialect. Also some Southern. It's an adjective used to describe someone who is stubborn irritable disagreeable or difficult to manage. I don't think it's a kid thing bro. No it's not. I only use it for kids like I'm not going to say. Oh you're acting on repeat. You're acting on I don't think you should say that word like that's very much declaration of independent slang. You say kitchen Pone cook and. You just went to your categories. Did I just say you say all that you're going to on me for an actual word not as a Southern dialect. I know that's very much old English. That's not you shouldn't. In the big twenty six you didn't you don't say on re. He was acting what bad acting like a baby acting like a baby sure he's all he's bounced on over the place right yeah and the sermons going he's getting louder and it gets to the point I'm actually trying to lock in he's sitting there just self playing I go hey hey but no let's calm down a little bit because he's going crazy right so then he looks at me he goes he's like hissing almost I don't like that during the work like oh by the blood of Jesus he's doing this to this nose so I mess with him back and I go you know what that's what you need to be paying attention to you need Jesus and he's probably twelve feet away from me right yeah I'm sitting on my couch looking up the TV he's right below the TV looking at me I go you need to be paying attention to us on instead of playing you need Jesus this kid looks at me and takes off at a job yeah right towards me going right he needs Jesus he's flailing his arms he's making literal like growling yeah like yeah I was like I was ready dude I was turning the power of Christ in that leg you better watch it I said you're my son but you better watch it it was bro it was the funny we were crying laughing yeah I was impeccable is that a sign is that a sign that's not a what I don't know maybe maybe we maybe we invite over a priest oh oh oh oh had a conversation with the wife can't go on the air let's just say I basically said if my son no I don't think yeah yeah let's just say that conversation was wicked yeah you had to have a talk oh yeah you didn't see the light of his eyes oh I said live I want you understand that this real yeah I said this that wheel there will be a call said there will be holy water they'll be burning wood in here whatever it takes I'll go by the whole city of garlic so I don't care if he's a vampire if he's demonic and we're getting it at him so I don't care what has to happen can this change shackles we're good okay there we go yeah I just said I'll go to the ends of the earth to take whatever that is out of my son she was like oh my god no you need to I said no woman no no no say we're getting it out of him dude so other than my dog dying this weekend yes hmm I I was trying to make myself feel better by going out to eat where'd you go oh my spot I'm not gonna say but I went to my spot right oh that has to make you feel better no it didn't because something embarrassing happened to me as I was trying to go there so I was having a bad you're trying to mourn your dog so it was the worst day of my life so basically I woke up in the morning I got a call that we're putting my dog down dog was dead so what after my dog died I was with my girlfriend and she was like hey tonight let's go out to dinner to your favorite restaurant and I said oh thanks baby that's gonna make me feel a lot better so I'm nasty yes as you know my truck is not clean really already really bro already you know that I left the most spaceship looking cause I mean when you look at a car and you go maybe I should clean it that's your car no so my car is dirty you can't see the floor of it right now because there's grass all over it like it's bad there's trash there's meal preps in there there's there's clothes I have some sort of toolkit in the back that I'm not sure how it got there mine I don't know oh but my car is disgusting but so my dog died this day and I was going to my favorite restaurant now my girlfriend Sarah she said let's use this as a treat yourself day babe I know you're feeling bad but just treat yourself don't worry about calories don't worry about anything I want you to have a good drink I want you to have a good day good woman and so we went to my favorite restaurant that's in a nice part of the city very nice part yeah so part of treating myself I was like I'm not going to go find parking I'm gonna get my truck valade okay oh again my truck is dirty oh I wasn't prepared to have it valade nor was I prepared for my puppy to die so so I'm sad so I'm driving everything I'm seeing reminds me of him I think I smell on my see him I'm driving to my favorite restaurant Sarah is trying to rub my head she plays high school musical like turn that off I want to silence so as we get to the front of the restaurant it's the valet now I go hey excuse me is this where I go for valet he goes yep I go alright he's like just get out I'll take care of it for you now you know when I'm sad I'm anxious yes when I'm anxious I have a tick and my tick is to bite my fingernails oh god yes so I as you see I have no fingernails left because my dog died and I was very sad and anxious I was just now and at my fingernails the whole drive to the restaurant now I was in my truck so I had nowhere to dispose of my fingernails so what I was doing is I was driving going it's tin fingernail now I have big nail beds oh you have some big nails I was waiting to put that little sprinkle in but thank God you said your nails are big and so those are so big nail so they're noticeable he's like it's like it's like no they're they're massive I have massive fingernails oh I'm spitting them all through my car but I'm not thinking because I'm anxious and I'm sad my dog just died oh my god so they're everywhere so I valet valet my car we take care of it oh you're so nasty I have a decent meal I come back out to receive my truck from the valet he goes yeah I'll go get it for you he goes against my truck brings it to me he goes hey man I don't let you know I had to move some toenails he said it loud he said it loud there was Dallas Cowichur leaders in the front he said it wasn't like you whispered it to me he said hey man you had to move some toenails you went like this he didn't go I had to move some toenails oh and so I literally I literally I'm already emotional because my dog just died and everything at that point I was ready to shut down Sarah I'm dripping Sarah was trying to make me feel better she was rubbing me has to go oh yeah man and then she was like and then and then eat to make it worse my girlfriend has a dog right and that dog that dog doesn't stay with us and so I get back home after I'm embarrassed in front of Dallas Cowichur leaders the valet thinks I have toenails all over my truck and my dog just died so I open my front door after this horrible day guess what Sarah's dog is just right there I'm like much dad I literally walk past that thing I'm like what makes you think like this you just go yeah I was like what makes you think a puppy greeting me today of all days is the best idea when you said y'all were in the car she was with you I giggled early I don't know if you caught it I was thinking like you didn't want to take care of ox so she starts playing music what if she hit shuffle and it was like who let the dog down you go what the next time she hits it's like big dog big dog every song was about a dog oh my if in the arms of the angel came on that is just that gets real when that you've never been in a funny moment when that song turns on no it doesn't matter what you're doing you could be at your birthday party when you're like all 10 yeah if you just have like say SpongeBob on or something that thing pops on so worse ever that's the worst and I don't like that don't don't don't use my feeling strings but you did make me feel better this weekend I appreciate it yeah this weekend or this week oh yeah you are the only one cared about me he literally said nothing to me about it no CJ's a terrible no I realized he's a bad person he's a terrible like I love him though this episode is brought to you by revolve man you know when something pops up last minute and you need an outfit that just works came you know that I gotta hate that that's when I go straight to revolve man I'm not gonna lie to you camp I did not know how good revolve man was this is very personal like genuine that website is the best website for clothing for accessories for shoes I have ever been on revolve man will be my go-to forever P you are absolutely right 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there's nothing wrong with that I want to clear my name there's nothing wrong with that you are not a support forum type of guy no I'm really not but you know when I'm super sad or I get super involved in something I go down this wicked rabbit hole in the forum they said they're making a push to domesticate raccoons okay dude what group did you fall into domesticating raccoons yes I thought this was just people that their puppies passed no their puppies did pass I'm domesticating little forest thief no I'm basically in like the dark web of this forum they're talking about domesticating raccoons and I'm so sad and miss my puppy that I thought hey maybe I should give this a try what do you mean give it a try you're not getting a raccoon you if you get a raccoon I'm never talking to you again if you get a raccoon as your pet you don't you lost a friend well since you're my best friend and you would be at my house a lot I want you to meet my potential next pet bringing my potential pet raccoon what the is that what is that no come on in no you're not no you're not that's a raccoon get it away from me well it's not a raccoon but it is a mammal oh what kind of mammals that oh wow oh that's a possum oh it's a possum okay so first thing not to be insensitive everything all right with in the eyes right there with that little guy it's okay that's how they look don't have too much experience with possums her name is tootsie and it's a girl so sorry tootsie I don't I hope I'm not scaring you sweetheart that's why her eyes look a little she's for oh okay going blind in the wild they only live about two years so she's about four years old and kept pivots pretty good for real possums so she's old so I've I've known I've known I've known tootsie for all of 30 seconds and I've made fun of her blindness that's all right she's not offended at all oh god tootsie great hearing but it didn't offend her I'm so sorry I can't tell what tootsie's looking at I love tootsie this is unbelievable okay so now have you ever seen her practice the art of the play and dead she doesn't because I've had her since she's four months old so she thinks I'm dad so there's no fear anymore but they do do that so it's not a myth they actually do play dead they don't control it they just pass out and they actually make their body and their breasts smell like poop and death he does that too sometimes he'll come and talk to me yeah yeah oh that's why my ex said babe you smell like a possum oh yeah you say yeah just get away from I mean holy f*** whisker on that girl she's got some I mean that tail that tail kind of looks like me in the cold yeah that the tail is pretty important it's actually prehensile so that means gripper what are you oh my god what are you so oh my god yeah so if she's climbing trees and the tree branch breaks she's holding on with her tail with her tail and it's designed to do that so opossums climb trees there's a lot I don't know sir what's your name my name's Eric pretty ham with wildlife on the move shot the wildlife on the move I mean that that opossums on the move she is she's moving around pretty good you're welcome to touch yeah okay okay we're gonna touch her to see to see to see that Eric that's not like a cat but to see oh no no yeah get a touch get it to oh you can't bring you're in the forum you're in the committee yeah I touched a little possum can you if you hold her I'll touch it if I hold now that tail is kind of it's kind of creeping can you touch my tail but can it feels like me doesn't it oh no that feels oh that I mean that feels that is a that's an interesting yeah that is cool it's yeah it's a little and it's a lot like uh like oh god please don't bite me it's it's very dense very muscular tail she does tail ups yeah tail ups yeah yeah she does since that's what she uses it for all the time now now back to the vision real quick what what is she working with currently like so the best sense that she has is her sense of smell you can hear her okay yeah that's why she keeps pointing this way thanks they're born completely naked blind and front legs other legs in about six to eight weeks and they they actually have to smell their way up into the pouch because moms are marsupials they have a pouch it smells her way up there and crawls with just two legs to get inside that pouch what does she eat what do they eat peanut butter jelly sandwiches oh it's kind of like a raw getting she likes fruits nuts berries plants snakes eggs lizards mice and insects so she's a true omnivore she eats everything okay so now okay so on that that would be me that's why there we go I don't know about every 20 but I'm up there with you but okay so so now the first half was fruits veggies nuts and I heard just slip in a couple things like it was nothing you said my snakes and eggs so so tootsie eats snakes according to you there snakes she can kill any all venomous snakes in her territory so every venomous snake you have here in Texas this animal can eat and she's immune to all the venom of all those snakes so an opossum is like a low-key like a sleeper bill like you don't like you you don't think she's got much when you look at her but she can take some down or can and she's immune to even not just venomous snakes she actually loves to eat ticks so she can act oh dirty bro which is really cool and how many fingers she working with it oh there she goes opossums have opposable thumbs just like you and me look at that oh my god she'd have thumbs the other animal besides us in North America has opposable thumbs so she can grip and hold on to things it's pretty cool I mean that whisky those whiskers that no those whiskers they are I mean yeah that's probably the that's that's a little beauty mark your little whiskies you know you have to pet it's kind of like a little it's kind of like an opposable thumb venomous snake eating omnivorous cat kind of soft very soft yeah no touch the tail it's kind of weird very weird like give it a good oh oh oh oh oh oh wow have you felt that now it's like a yeah I've got the blanket here that's her safety blanket so it doesn't scratch you up so put your hand right underneath mine okay so under the blanket yeah just under the blanket where my hand is and then grab her tail oh safety okay oh oh let her sit on you oh girl in front of her face oh you got you got some talents girl yeah the blanket will help we're good yeah Kim you'll kind of look alike not a raccoon but definitely an old possum that is more detectable and is it bad that I didn't know that possums and raccoons were different until you just said that is she domesticated with you or does she stay at like the shit your house no she's a wild animal and bastard for our shows she has the best resume ever one thing you are not seeing is like she literally has thumbs bro like no I saw this thumb and she's straight up look at that oh you'd be great at call duty oh she's got you that feels like Malachi it feels like back okay let me get you yeah give me my finger back yeah no she's sweet she's so she really is the reason she's named tootsie is you notice on this front right foot she only has one toots see yeah what's a toots one or two one toe let me try to she's one toe yeah look it's just like she's kind of be a different thing oh it's like a little nub hell of a resume oh tootsie because she got in an accident over at the uh when they were building the uh the uh big uh the loze motel at the ballpark in Arlington yeah she actually got mixed up in some wire and lost most of her toes and then she lost most of her tail and that's why we have her so she she's a discarded rescued and hurt and injured animal so that's why we have her I mean that was I mean that was every detail in a name drop yeah oh tootsie I was about to make a pirate joke but that's sad girl I'm sorry I got two more super quick rapid rapid fire it has a tongue it has a tongue rapid fire one your shoulders got to be pretty strong right doing that all the time dealing with it yeah and holding all the animals that I do I get that upper body workout I don't go to the gym anymore there you go I see Eric second one uh second question is that our shirt is that is that our shirt here this is your shirt that's our shirt we had one of your shirts the first time I'm here maybe we can earn one by being here today but no this is just a scrap shirt that people donate to us oh okay okay okay okay gotcha boom let's say tootsie you can you can take that run a shirt with pride for you she would she's cute I would love to tootsie tootsie hey so cute thank you so much check us out at wildlife on the move dot com and you can follow us on facebook at live animal show hell yeah guys that's gotta be in the description to go yeah tootsie I mean it was an honor to meet you I like her little nub it's so cute I didn't realize that oh tootsie awesome well enjoy being with you guys thank you so much thank you yeah thank you wild thank you tootsie thank you Eric that's sick look at that I never thought I would give it up there we go tootsie that's crazy how I mean he drowned my hand this episode is brought to you by rocket money let me tell you something rocket money has been essential in my life I use it for you should know studios LLC biggest eye opener I mean the amount of subscriptions I did not know that this company had thank god for rocket money because it helps me find and cancel these unwanted subscriptions I mean it shows you like right on the dashboard it shows you hey this is how much you're spending I love it and I literally was like really wow cancel and now I'm saving a lot of money I absolutely love the dashboard too all of it is right there it breaks it down it has your reoccurring ones has your monthly it shows you what's coming in what's coming out you get alerted if the price goes up rocket money is like a it's like an incredible magnifying glass that goes over your finances shows 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they're not leaving they're still very much right here and it does not smell the best tootsie home did you get a little tootsie fire I think I left right when I was swallowing who got really dry I'm not gonna lie I was I was a hundred percent expecting a raccoon to come in here yeah like how do you how do you not get the right animal how do you request a raccoon they show they less than a possum well I just said well I well they did so I said hey I need a raccoon because I looked at the forum and I they didn't say anything about possums so I found like that wildlife place it's in Dallas and I said hey I need a raccoon and they're like oh we got possums so it's got the same thing you thought a baby raccoon was just a possum no cousins or something it's like the same thing it's like hey can my nephew come over now but your cousin can't okay bring him bring him I see that I see that dude okay now she I'm not gonna be nice tootsie's disgusting I'm not I'm not gonna like like he's not here anymore sweet guy I think I think that possums deserve great things disgusting creature that animal was sent from hell and I'm sorry but my god she I was trying I was trying to be nice oh I see a girl that thing would cause nightmares absolutely let me say this the way he described it he was saying I can't tell if those things are like super powered field or that they're a mistake to society yeah like he was like one sentence top of the totem pole I can eat then I'm I can hang from trees I climb mountains next sentence I'm born butt naked two legs blind and blinded ball yeah like what is this the coolest thing or the worst thing yeah and I'm not gonna lie did you see the thing's tongue dude so when he hung it upside down for the sixth time he's like no seriously your tail is really shit oh dude yeah gross speaking of Malcolm being passed do we need to we need to look at putting that thing down no Eric needs to be questioned because he said that thing they survived till two that thing's doubled his life that's like a human being being 170 years old and that's that's a high lifespan that's like a human being being 150 they're shooting that thing up with like life oh yeah they're shooting that you're shooting to just like HGH every morning they go oh hey girl we can't that's why she's like because her eyes are still growing they're still growing but that is a really good foundation we're a comedy podcast but that from what I've heard it's a really good foundation now back to your groups of people there's I want you to think about what we just saw yeah and touched and people want to put a collar on that thing well no they want right they didn't want possums oh oh that's right and I'm not gonna be like I'm not gonna lie in the break that we took between Eric leaving and in this yes I completely deleted the app that I was in the forum with I don't want anything to do with those people those are not your friends those are not your people no no no those are people you got to check their backpacks in public areas like I don't like no no no they shouldn't own a backpack they should not know only see throughs oh my god only see throughs I'm I'm you did really well I tried I honestly I gave my all she was a gross little thing but I tried I held her in everything and you did well with them for that you're the birthday excuse me you're the birthday now I'm missing something you're you're the birthday today's not my today's very close but it's not my birthday no you are the birthday what does that mean though what does that mean I'm the birthday like you're the birthday like you got it that's what they're saying now you're the birthday it's like you got it no it's just like no it doesn't mean you got it like if somebody is like you don't say like in terms of you got it just like you're the like CJ look at him he's definitely not the birthday you this is some psychic like look at me would you say I'm the birthday I don't even know what it is but I'd say you're the birthday okay okay no no but break it down where are you what are you actually getting it that's what I'm I understand in my interpretation you're the birthday that's a bridge right you're leading me up you're the birthdays no that's going on the journey what's at the end of the bridge that's the destination you are the birthday what does that mean though what does that guess what do you think you were the birthday means it's pretty close to my real birthday so I'm guessing that has nothing to do with my actual birthday no it could be February you could be saying this to me in September yeah you're the birthday like clock it clock it tea body you're the birthday well definitely all right it's got your body given to your body no no no no but if I'm the birthday that mean I gotta have some sort of I gotta have some sort of like a commemorative like a you're the birthday I'm doing that sure keep saying it different variations and I'll get there like like oh you're the birthday oh I'm doing it I'm I'm I'm him now okay now I'm gonna give you I'm gonna give you some people and you tell me if they're the birthday okay I don't know what this I love this okay okay um let's say DDG DDG wicked first pull okay in terms yeah oh wow would you say DDG's the birthday he does moonwalking Calabasas uh I'd say he's the birthday yeah I'd say he's the birthday sure sure give me another one okay um keep going okay um Pierce oh depends depends if you're if you're if you're say mage blonde and you like ostrich boots he's the birthday yeah you're his uh superiors and his fellow peers at work he's not a birthday your son my son birthday no your son's not the birthday no he hasn't earned the birthday oh he hasn't earned it okay it's it's a wisdom thing no no it's it's it's reputable you have to do something you have to be good kind of have to clock it you have to clock it okay he's not he hasn't clocked up much he hasn't clocked nothing okay okay Lebron's the birthday Lebron is definitely the birthday okay give me some more people you think of the birthday Beyonce birthday oh my gosh just queen b is the cake clock it oh she is the cake she's cake she's cake watch my mouth okay let's say Hitler not the birthday to some can't really I'm sure to some even now I mean to a lot of people he was the birthday I do not think he's the birthday that's wild okay so okay then I'm there okay let's let's more but let's go Harriet Tubman I'm giving her birthday yeah she's I'm giving the birth in the okay birthday nice okay Malcolm X the birthday birthday okay yeah okay okay so yeah then I think I got it okay final answer I think it's your uh it's hard to articulate but like you're the you're good you're like you're it you're him you're her you're the birthday birthday yeah yeah yeah you're the birthday so I'm the birthday you normally you would be like you're the furthest from the birthday well you got a hair you got a haircut I got a haircut and I'm wearing the same clothes you always make fun of so I'm surprised I'm the birthday I think that's why it threw me off yeah yeah no you are the birthday I just wanted to I just wanted to see if you knew what that meant I have no idea what that meant yeah honestly you make that up no a gay man came up to me on the street and he goes she had the birthday and I said he said oh thanks really no yes I was I was I was walking down the street and there was a homosexual man yeah I mean I'm not assuming but gun in my head yeah yeah I would be like oh yeah he's yeah you you know yes of course right I mean good friend crop top I mean beautiful skin yeah I mean the walk itself now the walk speaks actions action speak out of the yes and so he go and he little bit of birthday and I was and so that was the best compliment I think I've received in a long time now okay now answer me this though yeah I is there factual proof that I'm the birthday no no no no no no no if we think you're the birthday means what you're the birthday means yeah yeah you're a birthday you're a big whole glass of caramel birthday yeah but there's no proof of that you're taking one interaction off a man simply from the fluxation of his voice that no but you can walk past people and if you if there are enough of the birthday you can just say that the birthday there immediately birthday category like you you got to get to know you for you to be the birthday so street level outside of looking in I'm not but no no you're not fresh off the the wake up everybody's just looking at you like a group consensus look at you birthday no yeah no I don't think I give that either I don't think I give birthday energy to now you get like Labor Day I give like Veterans Day I give like I give cyber Monday you're the birthday I'm 100% like you don't earn that like the walk oh people take advantage of me like you can't just walk past Cameron Kennedy like oh that's the birthday like me oh you can know you can walk past the group and they're all oh he's the birth does that you gotta you gotta be a very well grounded man to deal with the birth of that yeah yeah but you're like a consensus birthday does it mean more to you when you get hit on by men or women dude something about a brotherly love it you know not brotherly love like hit on oh I thought like a dude like a bro you doing that I've never maybe he is more it's more than brotherly love you're just not understanding if I don't think any man's coming up to be like hey bro you doing especially this movement I don't think that's just a brotherly love man I don't think that's what that is I didn't say bro you're doing that I don't think no okay oh yeah um well maybe I hope this isn't contrary to pop I don't know but probably gonna go with women really yeah now it has to it ends every time in a respectful decline because I'm what I think it's married to my beautiful wife you're not used to being hit on by women so it still means something I'm not used to being hit on at all like at all like you like no like the absence of hitting on I'm I'm I'm unhiddable like I'm I'm unhiddable I don't get hit on at all no one even gets to swing there's no pitch being thrown oh I'm just the void like I am a everness in floating I it always means more to me when men hit on me not in my DMs dude I get some wild you get some you get some you can sit into the bureau and you're in your dude dude oh you get some oh that's what I'm saying I blocked like three men I blocked like three men this weekend because whenever I posted that my dog died they were like oh you could still get it I'm like I appreciate that on any other day no no no you shouldn't even give him that no on any other day you could tell me that and I'll appreciate it what do you say back I don't respond oh okay yeah are you crazy I thought you said like oh I appreciate that but you're getting blocked no no are you crazy no I I'm really mourning right now and normally that would mean a lot to me bro you can hit it any other day today is not the day you can't stop the day but you can catch me on Thursday yeah yeah no I get violent the instrument something has been going around the internet specifically on our content for the last couple months and starting to creep me out I don't know if you've peeped it I have certainly peeped it someone broke into my house someone broke into my house and stole a picture of me and made it into a meme really have you seen the picture of me oh if you want this where I'm like hugging that pillar in that blame plan you look like 11 or 12 that no no that picture is not published anywhere I don't I don't know how someone like attained that I don't know how they got that that picture is framed in my mother's house no you literally look like you're in the developmental league of lunch ladies like that's the worst picture I've ever seen I'm like hugging dude and whoever whoever made us shoot those family pictures first off to hell with you whoever shot the pictures extra help ever dressed you I think it was myself of course it was no you're first of all I can't have all genes with this plaid it's like reddish blue and white plaid shirt and I am like I'm like hugging a pillar why am I doing that you never walk into a cracker barrel and there's like the old-timey photo in the lobby and it's like these are the people that invented cracker barrel at the first cracker barrel that was that picture like you look awful like okay okay first off can we let's put it right here in case you haven't seen it I'm just adding fuel to the fire it's been out so here's the picture this is in every comment section of every tiktok now I need you to lock in yeah did you hear what I said though right that's the troubling part this picture isn't on the internet outside of the memes okay the first time I saw it I was like oh they pulled it from the pain versus cam world tour because I was showing old pictures of you but then I looked at the picture and I was like I've never seen this never see it's framed in my parents household someone there's a rat imagine there's father someone imagine there's nothing there's there's nothing valuable in that house so all they could do was take a picture they broke in there like where's the joy no jewelry no joy oh that's a cam and they let do and then they digitized it yeah like seriously they digitalized it digitized works as well digitalized that's just the same extra letters digitized it there but there's that actually might not be right the point I said no I know I just wasn't gonna argue with you there's this one I don't even remember her name there's just one account yeah it's a female account that posts it on every single one of lives tiktoks every single one of lives instagram posts yeah every single one of my tiktoks not too many every single one of your it is you hit everywhere it doesn't matter what the video is about the video could be about us like a depressed video saying r.i.p to Malcolm you're gonna hit the comments it's gonna be like me no it's got to the point it's in other creators comments yes and I'll go and I'll just like be on my for you page and it'll just be like so this week in Coachella and I'll look in its camp it's not okay dude that's not and that's I don't know how that happened and I was really trying to get to the bottom of it I don't think I don't even have a face I don't have a facebook is it on your like parents I don't think it might that's no I don't even want to say that they're gonna go they're gonna go deep down and find it all it's too late bro oh my it's out you got to take you got to text your parents tell them hey private all your social my parents private it all their social media I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna bomb my mom social media I'm gonna get rid of her facebook I'm gonna delete it hey everything you worked for all your little farm bill all your little care it's going they're gone they're all gone they're all gone you don't want to make it private put this just be into your thing I have a cute picture of malakana she plugs into her pc whole thing melts it's gonna go it kills the whole thing you want to talk about a virus oh I'm gonna have her down bad yeah it's gotta go yeah it's gotta go all right because at that point the more I think about it right now there's there's probably worse pictures of me oh cam and they're they're just free to grab free to grab all you gotta do is find my mom and go screenshot free to grab dude that's so bad oh it's also unfair to our parents because they don't understand they don't understand they were deserved but at the same time oh my god dude yeah it's okay it's okay no you look awful in the picture horrendous image you look like like a the child of slave owner this episode is brought to you by hello fresh it's midweek you're tired you're hungry all you want is a home cooked meal but you don't have the time you don't like going out in public no sir don't really even know how to cook but that is where hello 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something about a clock and birthday and the time before that you brought in a mammal you brought a marsupial well maybe you're done speaking for this episode no this is about bringing out a mammal oh my god a different mammal if i'm saying this right now if another animal walks through that door like i'm not a tiger okay if a tiger walked in i'd stay that'd be cool you're sick that'd be cool no that's not sick that's called caucasian if a tiger walked in i'm i'm i'm front row that's no that's a mythical creature we just saw a little gooey gumball eyed posse named tootsie no we gotta make a petition to put tootsie down yeah but um can i say something though hey this is me being very vulnerable with you oh god i've realized i i'm taking my genitalia out too early in the bathroom what genuinely what the hell does that happen like no i'm not saying i'm i'm not even my mind isn't going comedic route i'm not trying to work out the problem beforehand i don't know what the hell does that mean in what context i don't what's been going on with me i've realized it recently i'm flipping my genitalia out way too soon before i'm getting to the urinal or to the bathroom so this is to use the restroom so you're entering a restroom and your penis is just falling out on a good day i'm entering the restroom but i'll be outside they're like i did it in public i'm taking my this isn't even inside your own home sometimes but sometimes it'll be out in public like i'll be like my penis will be halfway out and i'm opening the door to the restroom at like a text mech spot like i was in the first time i realized it when i was at texas roadhouse with your son no okay okay not okay with me he was at the table yeah he was at the table he was at the table we're gonna make that clear no so i was i was eating texas roadhouse with you your wife and your son and i was like oh i got a pee and i was like i had to pee really bad and so i went to the and i don't know why it just becomes like i become brain dead when i'm going to go pee and so i was opening up the the restroom door and i was preparing to take my my stuff out and i was like oh my god oh my god are you like are you waiting i'm halfway down the bowls and i'm realizing i'm realizing i'm still by the kitchen and i do it in my house too there's a guest room there's a guest bathroom right by cj's room right and i was walk i was leaving my theater room and oh my and i was like six diet cokes in i have to pee really bad but i was doom scrolling on my phone heading to the bathroom i'm not even halfway down the hallway out my pants are at my thighs cam and my underwear i'm full i'm full swinging like this i'm like why am i getting carpet burn right now no it's a genuine problem and i like i understand that there's legal things that can happen very legal very legal but i should but i'm public and it can happen in your own house but it's not like i'm genuinely like a subconscious thing i'm trying to impress people because i'm small and i'm like that it's i genuinely do not want to be like this i was at the mall and you know like stonebriar mall what is happening and i was like luckily my back was to the carousel but i was i was like really like it's it's a genuine problem i know exactly what bathrooms you're talking about yes could you imagine what if a what if a guy's walking out of the bathroom you're walking in and you're so like not in the moment like you said like you're going like brain dead or something and he's walking out he literally goes he just keeps walking well oh well and this is the moment i realized it was a problem pee it's like when it became apparent to me i was uh walking to a public bathroom right and i was dude i think it's the phone you gotta i was do scrolling down and i was preparing to take whip it out and it was in my hand like this and my my waistband was being expanded out because i was about to pull it out but i was by the sinks and there was a guy going to go wash his hand and i saw him and then i realized i'm i'm out and i literally went oh my god and that's when i realized i genuinely have a problem it's like sleepwalking with my it's like walking it's sleeping and i don't and i i don't want to be like that and i i don't know you can't be like that you're gonna go to jail and i know you has to change i know what can what can we do to put in practice what is it what is the actionable steps well you need to know you need to figure it out why are you saying like that what why did i say like you say like that three times you need to know you're going to hit that are you kidding right now no i am saying i like that a little you said i don't know you said i don't even know i've been coming i don't know no you're coming out you're getting a new accent you're not to domesticate a policy bit me oh oh if to see be you'd be seasoned right now yeah he was like oh no if you to see bites you you're turning in a back no oh yeah you're going straight to the underworld if that little creature bites you okay back to the you can't do that you can't take it out yeah i know you know did you first off do you do you know that if you're naked think about i want you to think about this i can't go to school no no if you're naked in your own house and someone sees you from street they're on sidewalk walking they look into your window you're naked you can have the police can be called another camp yes they can that is a legal that is actual truth no you cannot that is actual i looked it up because i heard it i don't have 25 to life you know no camp i'm so naked in my house that i i i have my sphincter on the window like i'm here like given i don't even i don't have blinds in my house so that's not my fault no but it is i don't have shades of my house so i saw i saw a ticktocks claiming that right it was like it was some lawyer that was like what's the craziest thing that you know that people don't know about the law and they go okay public and decency people think it has to be public if you're in your own house and your windows are up and your butt naked or you answer the door naked whatever the case may be and someone sees you from street view they can call it in on you and i immediately you know me isn't that isn't that isn't that is it stalking no because because you can't film into somebody's house you can film on the street because it's filming dog who said anything about filming if somebody sees me butt naked through my house there's a camera coming out they're like it's on the floor no just keep it inside just keep it inside look at that spine work go pay it up go pay it up oh oh i'm not gonna lie i was thinking about putting a meet and greet to tear on the no no no i walk is this bad i walk around my own house butt naked cupped up that's a problem that is i'll be naked in my own home the only the only people that in there are my non-cognitive two young child and my wife and i walk around like this no that's an insecurity thing i i know i walk around like i become what you said i can come no i become like like a primal animal whenever i'm naked in my own house i can only i literally drag my on the wall i'm literally i find dry wall i find dry wall and i put i put myself on it i can this is my i can imagine you litter i'm talking like jumping like bounding up and down and like enjoyment and excitement sipping a diet coke via straw yeah butt naked dude just party and listen to the weekend this this started as a kid like when i was in my teenage years i remember going down my stairs sliding butt naked just to mark it that's mine i just go balls all hell but i mean my balls are small i think i got like steroid nuts my big helium nuts it's like they go somewhere like never drop like i don't have ball drop like i saw this thing on twitter it's like um like it was a tweet on twitter it's like oh when he's hitting it from the bag and he feels balls like you don't feel that for me you can't like y'all do that y'all's balls be hitting them really i have a dude i have high nuts maybe that's why my penis looks so big but my nuts are high nuts in the room they're just little there's little almonds up there yeah and different sizes too dude that right side be going like no i was gonna ask you i was gonna ask you did did your nut size fluctuate like your water weight yeah i swear to god so big it's more like it's more like outward inward no oh my god mine goes mine's more like length like uh like length of the sack really yeah like someday there's a lot of excess room from like base to bottom my nuts are really right there my nuts are so high they could go on top of my this is i don't know how much this is it's like such a patreon conversation yeah we're talking we're having a koala world to talk right now it's a lot of that's gonna have it that's muted i'm sorry he said have it that's me you know what i'm sorry it's that's my bad okay completely get off of talk completely get away from the balls talk with ysk hold on talk with ysk talk with ysk talk with ysk talk with ysk talk with ysk it's muted i love that i love that okay i now this i want to preface this with i was not under any influence when i had this thought okay okay this is gonna sound very much like a you know what thought yeah so the other day as you know i treat my dog like an olympic athlete oh bring up dogs really really cool oh yeah really cool bring up dogs yeah it's a rough episode rough episode for me the worst part is that has nothing to do with what i'm about to say so you just no no it's just it's it led into it but long story short i'm feeding ruby and you know i microwave her food right i accidentally i was like you know grandmals with cancer you know about that pain like you know like that's like that's the same thing no no no i was feeding ruby and i heat her food up for 10 seconds i put water in heat up 10 seconds make it a little soft now well for whatever reason i was hanging out with malachi i hit three minutes and i absolutely nuked her food so i take it out it's very hot smells terrible and i in that moment for whatever reason i thought to myself is there ever a time when something reaches like a maximum heat in a microwave like can something get to a point where it cannot get hotter or will it always get like say you heat those are a heat in a skill yeah like if you heat it up like a burrito no for 20 minutes and then it's it's say whatever yes yes it's 200 degrees you go in and you hit another minute is it going to 202 yes or is it maxing out well this it will max out because whatever you're burning will become ash if it gets hot enough so you can't heat ash so it does eventually max out i don't know if it immediately just incinerates to ash in the mic if you burn something to the hottest degree for as long as you can it will it will eventually become ash in a microwave though you're talking like like flame and industry yeah have you never lit something on fire in the microwave hey when i make rum and i actually put water in the bowl buddy you almost burned the apartment the dorm down you know regularly say you put a plate you put some in there and you're saying it maxes out you know yeah it has to to the point of burn to the point not have burned to the point of ash yes okay take out that's like four or five hours in a microwave you said for as long you keep going i'm answering your question you didn't put a time capsule on it i don't know i think it can keep getting hotter really what's the hottest temperature ever the core of the earth no the sun i would go this you think the core of the earth is hotter than i don't believe in the layers of the earth by the way not going to get into that but that can't make sense how the f*** you know no there's so much we dig deep in the ocean it just it's how how how how does it get colder when you go deeper deeper than talking me or you me oh no it's going with you it's going with you so who so if you keep going down into the ocean it gets colder and colder and colder and colder and then you go and you dig and say you dig past the sand and and you keep the meninges becomes hot yeah we're getting cold so where's the cold go from the heat to the middle getting closer to the heat but you're getting colder as above so below oh i didn't tell y'all um my girlfriend's brother um helped retrieve the Artemis too he has pictures by it he was what yeah yeah he helped retrieve it when it came back you're first off you just said your girlfriend's brother my brother in law there we go i was about to say didn't know she had a brother in law so your the girlfriend's brother in law was on like boots on ground helped retrieve Artemis too like not like from the station he put it on his ship yes wow yeah yeah yeah who the f*** i don't want to get out of his like his his info but yeah don't don't but yeah yeah he's on a ship they um now when you say ship like a f*** ship like a spaceship or a ship that goes where did Artemis two land it landed in the water so what kind of f*** do you think i'm talking about Artemis two spaceship that just went around the moon so i think it's my favorite question where do you they retrieve it from but you could be talking about the spaceship but Artemis two is what i said and where did it land cam it landed in the water so context clues what ship am i talking about Artemis two which is what cam what are you talking about what are you talking about Artemis two the head of the launch pod yes that they did not a part of the spaceship they retrieved on his ship his ship retrieved Artemis two okay i said okay y'all literally said he has a ship no you did you did say that yeah ten push ups you can't do i can easily i can definitely do you did not do ten push ups do it on the couch yeah we have you climb the wall next what is this do it on the couch yeah do it reverse twerk push ups what what kind of shit are we running here reverse twerk push ups yeah no shot you do ten but i'll do ten push ups you do ten push ups i can't the camera can't see us do push ups oh watch your feet you're doing them like that oh that's that's giving flashbacks of tutsi oh well you rolling your hips like that no let me see a little let me see a little thrust let me see a little thrust oh my god that's so much body hey i think i saw my ball probably dropped a little bit i think you just farted did you you stood up when i don't know this episode is brought to you by my favorite company in the entire world i'm not joking fab lettix i don't even want to read anything because i just want to talk from the heart fab lettix is my entire closet it is everything that i wear i wear it for business meetings i wear it when i work out i wear it whenever i go on dates i wear it whenever we record i wear to sleep literally i wear their sweatpants to sleep it is the best company is the best clothing i have ever put on my body and i will live by that i could not agree with you more 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her heart she's a little maybe socially awkward is the way to put it same okay exactly that's why i said oh this relates to my boyfriend okay so someone another woman the woman recording apparently she has like wings she she brought wings she's trying to sell her like food truck i didn't do too much deep dive research wings like chicken chicken wings like fairy wings what the f*** this video no chicken wings she goes yeah have one like a sample think it's like kind of ball right yeah someone hands you the chicken yeah i i genuinely my piss my pants so she offers her these wings should i just see it before you explain the whole video yeah i don't want you to spoil it oh my god let me see um okay cj has it pulled up right here we're about to watch it it's right here for y'all don't i don't want you to read a comment i don't want you to do anything just watch the video let's see it what is she doing okay what am i missing don't take it down take it down i'm going to simply read the comments i'm gonna read the comments on this okay they said freaky eating chicken from the back i've never seen someone eat a chicken wing starting at the ankle okay that's what one thing i wanted to bring up hold on that is one thing i do want to bring up that's what i thought this whole thing was about and no and you didn't talk about it at all oh i was waiting for the video she was she ate the chicken wing from the bone the back bone at the ankle dog no one in the history of the world has ever grabbed a chicken wing went yeah she put the whole bone in her mouth and pulled out no i've seen that but i just i haven't seen it from that position on that type of wing oh my god what what is your how do you eat a wing because you're white so it's very hard for you to be involved in this conversation what is not can you grab that angle cam cam eats the skin off the wings no i did not eat the skin and just lying you are lying i grab that and i absolutely mutilate the wing i tell me your tell me your texture on our this is the chicken wing right let me see the wing technique here you go this is the ankle okay first off flats is where it's at but if it's a drum i'm going here i'm taking a big bite out of one of the side right the biggest part of the meat right yeah and then i'm rotating i'm going crazy right now the big drum is gone now there's a little thing up top a lot of gristle there's a lot of flavors still packed in there and there's all the little ligaments down below i typically hit the ligaments second yeah me too okay we're in the same page yeah mine mine now it's nothing real bone yeah then you go up top now this is where sometimes i depart from that that that road i'll kind of chew on it like a like a sucker like a lollipop get that little nice that last little lemon pepper and then i kind of leave it there's some skin i can grab of course go for the skin you don't chew on that gristle a little bit i don't like the gristle it's like you want to gristle i don't like that gristle it's like chewing on nothing just on real hard nothing yeah do you suck on the bone after uh no i typically go to the next one you gotta suck on the bone twirl it around get all that extra out there i don't need to do that that's the difference there's 40 wings in front of me i can get full on the wings that's like you're like a pizza crusty son of a aren't you you eat your crust yeah that's no need that's an extra part of the pizza that's why it's like flavored and seasoned uh no no that's a good pizza i'm talking about the industry average you get a regular pizza for pizza tonight i only eat i'm gonna get full on the pizza stop it trying to lie to yourself no you're not oh that was good oh my god that's really funny dude when i was crying like it's like you you are now i can't say i don't want to make fun of her i can make fun of her eating wing technique oh yeah that can be judged man she started a chicken wing at the achilles i have never seen that ever in a million years that's unbelievable yeah strange bro that oh my god that's crying and it made me think of you for two reasons one i feel like if you did a if someone approached you like cold call in public said hey try my wing there's no way you would look like gracious doing it i wouldn't you would barbara oh i know but if something just took over like something took over you and you're like you know what whatever man i'll do it i would dude because i turned like i'm sassy when people record me sandiego you go sandiego we're coming to you june 21 put that video in right now dude they're making fun of me because we were having to do promo for our tour the white scouts for tickets available right now dude so we had to do these call outs for ads and one of the calls was for our san diego show and it said you're supposed to say the city and the date i have a list of anxiety and so i had this one like fourth take of it oh my god and how did i do it he literally said first off it's just so much sass for no reason all the other takes we're like we're starting like arms crossed we're like we're like columbus shout out to you come out he goes san diego we're coming to you june 21 and we said we said that could be the 21st third and fourth all at one he said 21st okay i have to hold up watch it again we'll put on the screen so san diego california your city june 21 at the observatory sd said san diego california we're gonna be in your city june 21 no i don't know what got into me bro you know i've never done it it was all of it at once i've never done this maneuver day in my life yeah you've said san diego we're gonna be in your city june 21 i'm the best year captain ever in that video oh yeah oh my god that people think i'm lying about my speech impediment that is the oh and watch the end of the video i had no idea i said that tell me if i did it right tell me if i did it right in that video you're the birthday did i i think you just need to take a nap before we record the patreon exclusive you want to know the worst part is i i had high hopes for that moment i really thought i was gonna get some love no but that's a bad thing but yeah i don't i don't uh yeah in the episode let's go get out of here let's get us out of here man all right i appreciate each and every one of you coming back i'm clearly i'm not the birthday anymore and i still don't fully grasp it but we love each every single one of you tickets are available right now we are going live to a city near you the ysk house tour is upon us and like i said the tickets are available look at that link right there in the description and the other link right there is the patreon the koala club the beautiful beautiful community that we have built over on patreon it is massive there's a lot of people and that is where all exclusive ysk content lives is our patreon we absolutely love y'all and that last link right there is going to be unplugged our new channel ysk unplugged on youtube if you want to see everything that goes on unplugged a week early completely ad-free and uncensored you gotta go join the patreon but we absolutely love y'all confuse the casuals get your good karma this week's secret code oh boy p and r possums not raccoons thank you ding ding ding it's oh yeah oh it's an opossum but even possum is spelled with an o what you didn't know possum was spelled with an o i thought that was people that were trying to be first off i didn't want to tell him i thought that was like a british thing this whole time i thought they were trying to be like old english correct and they just called it an opossum like i didn't know that i thought we called it possum they called it opossum no it's not like a tube yeah that's what i'm saying you know every time you spell possum is with it with an o literally english possum possum starts with an o and pterodactyl starts with a p yeah it's all it's all done it's made up yeah it's all it's like our own word flugrider that sounds like flugrville park of fart that's just words but the english makes no sense okay o and r honor o and r on re birthday oh it's cam's birthday everybody happy birthday to cam in the comments oh thank you oh yeah oh yeah a possum put hb dc it was actually last week was your birthday but so it's kind of past yeah it's true 28 28 years old but get up there be a father or two no 28 oh 29 year old life hey and i see a bunch of comments people asking what happened appears i told you on the episode it's a on it's patreon exclusive he has a whole goodbye episode it does it's pretty sad too cj got him pregnant yeah remember when i took paul bears don't make it on the christmas who will see you next time it's a little maternity leave yeah we'll see you on tour cj did yeah 500 orders a month was manageable embrace intelligent order fulfillment with ship station the only platform combining order management warehouse workflows inventory returns and analytics in one place what used to take five separate 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