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You two are bad friends! For these two idiots... I'm white dude and an agent in YouTube. YouTube are disgusting. Are you two or something? We're bad friends! Welcome to Bad Friends! It's wonderful to see you again! Hey Jack Scillinton! What's this? What's this? This comic's everywhere! What's this? What's this? Tony Hinskels everywhere! Hello there Grint! I'm Jack Scillinton! Hello Scillinton! Hello! How are you? I'm a bony tail! And who the funk is that? Lulu? Lulu! Who's Lulu? Lulu! Who are you referring to? Me! Are you a Lulu Boo Boo? You bought me a LaBoo Boo for Christmas! Yes! There's a LaBoo Boo! An expensive one! I'm Jack Scillinton! I imagine this LaBoo Boo was a little bit cheaper because it's a Filipino LaBoo Boo! Yeah! A jungle LaBoo! A jungle Boo Boo! Yes! Happy Holidays, so I'm Jack Scillinton! Hello! Hello! Welcome to the Bad Friends Show! Hey! Hello! Do you want to play a Christmas song? I don't... we can make one up! Let's make a Christmas song! Ugh! What kind of snow is this? It's crack! By the way, this is obviously so cancerous! I mean, we're gonna breathe this in, we're all gonna have... This is asbestos! Live asbestos! Sing me a song! You gotta turn it on! Christmas time for you! Christmas time for you! For no! Yeah! Yeah! You gotta be silent with the red nose and the reindeer! You gotta have pumpkin spies and all the glory as you did! You know, you get it? You know what I mean? The human spirits alive! This Christmas! You know what I mean? Right? Duality! Duality! And expectations! What are you doing, Kyle Bell? How do you not know how to do a Kyle Bell? There it is! You turn it! Christmas time is forgiving And receiving, but mostly giving, mostly receiving for me! I know! Yeah! And taking and stealing and looting So please! Please! Don't be... ...biased! Right? Just try us! And don't be... ...pious! ...mary to marry! To marry! And don't be... ...trying to try! Trying! Yeah! Wow! Is it nice? Will you sing a song? Play a rhythm, social sing! Right? Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Be good! Agnog! Don't be on the naughty list! I love Christmas! Yeah! Wow! Good! It's a hit! It's a hit! It's a hit! It's a hit! Welcome back to Bad Friend! Merry! Merry! And all of them! Yeah! Mary, all of them! What do they do? What do the Buddhists do for Christmas? They're eating rice for sure! And they're lighting candles! Christmas rice? Yeah! I'll tell you what I love about Christmas! It's a white Christmas! I'm the racist Grinch! I'm racist as well! I'm jacking! I'm racist! Look at my white face! ...but my black body! Which means... Best of all the worlds! I'm half! Merry Christmas! It's too hot! It's far too hot! So, um... What did you do for Thanksgiving? What did you do? I went to the bass house! Oh, you did go to Michael fucking bass house! Yeah! You texted me! I did! That's insane! Yeah, it's pretty crazy! I don't know if it's insane! It's crazy when to Michael bass house for Thanksgiving! Yeah, yeah! I didn't laugh that way! How photos do you like that? We didn't take any photos! I went there because the... We're one of the previous years, I said that! I bailed! Then we facetime jewels! From Michael bass house? Yeah, because they wanted to talk to jewels! Yeah, but I was out! She was out! It was awkward because... I thought it was gonna be like a lot of people! But it was like pretty intimate! It was just you guys! It was me, Michael, his fiance, and then his mom! Michael bass mom! Yeah, she was super sweet! Was there an explosion at dinner? Did anything... But then I saw Bumblebee! Do you borrow his shirt? Bumblebee! Oh, because it's yellow! Looks like a Bumblebee shirt! Yeah, yeah, yeah! It's like a bottom floor! And he had the... You ever see the rock? The movie The Rock! Yeah, one of my favorites! He directed it, right? He has that cylinder with the little balls in it! No way! Yeah, and I held it! Did you want to steal something? Yeah, there was like all those little knickknacks! Like a full-blown... Yeah, that! He has that in his house! And all this stuff! Did you put one on? What Ninja Turtle would you be? Uh, Michelangelo. Definitely. I'm Rafael. You're definitely Rafael. Yeah, I thought I was gonna be the rat, huh? Splinter! I'm not Splinter! I want to be the orange one! That's Leonardo? No, that's Michelangelo. How bungalow! And I'm Rafael. I'm tortured. Yeah, what are you? Donatello, for sure. Donatello has a sigh, right? He's purple. Yeah, Donatello. That's 100% buff. There's a Rafael, right? You're... I'm Rafael. Oh, you're Rafael. I have the size. I'm a bad guy. That's her. That's Donatello. No, it's Donatello. What else is there? I don't know. They're just strange guys in like Turtle Legs and like, you know, they're... I don't know if they're Persian. I don't know what they are. And they don't talk much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I don't know who they were. And then afterwards he goes, um, let's watch a movie. Don't tell me he put on one of his own movies. No, no, no. That would have been so fun. No, we watched Running Man. It's a great movie. In this theater. Yes, you sent me a picture of this theater. It's huge. I wanted to come or Saturday to watch a movie, but you were not available. You went back? No. But they want to watch a movie with jewels. Hmm. They invited you. I have the invite. But you were out of town. You have my invite? Well, they go, why don't I have my invite? I thought you were in Chicago. No, I was here the whole time. Fuck! You could have gone. No, I was in Chicago. Yeah, yeah. You would have never gone. Yeah, yeah. For sure. For you would have? Fatter for the pod. Yeah, Fatter for the pod. I would have gone. I mean, Michael was very nice when I met him. Yeah, he's, yeah. I mean, you know, was it strange at some point? Like, when you wanted to leave, were you like? I wanted to leave as soon as I got in the house. Because it's not, I realize that I'm just not a social person. You're not. Yeah, I'm not like, I don't do these things. No. I'm not good at it. Well, there was food. So I eat the food. And then you're fucked. I'm out. Yeah. I'm out. And then, you know, in this backyard, there's deer. What? Yeah, but if you like, if you go to like Bill Lamar's house. You've been to Bill Lamar's house? Yeah. Wow. And it's, you know, what these guys do is they'll buy like six houses. And they'll just, you connect them all and it's a compound. Oh, yeah. It's like one of those fields. It's like you're vast. That's cool. And one day you and I will have a compound. I don't think so. Together, maybe. When I'm saying, no, not individually, but like, you know, I mean, I'll get this house. There's like three or four buildings. You get the far house, whatever house you want. You know, I mean, and then in the buildings, maybe this one will live there. Maybe the kids here. Yeah, yeah. No, thank you. And then there's a golf cart. Oh, the golf cart. Yeah, house to house. Yeah, house to house. I love this. This is like the secret life of Mormon. What do you think? Yeah. You do. It's so good. I heard about it for the first time last night. What? The secret lives of Mormon wives. This is what it's like. Don't they all live like right near each other? Yeah, they're all in provo, Utah. Yeah. Well, tell me about the secret lives. I don't know what's to see. What's their biggest secret? Because their Mormon, their secrets aren't a big deal to us. Like, they just kissed each other's husbands. So like one time I drank Coke. It's exactly like that. Yeah, yeah. And everyone's like, yeah, I celebrate my birthday. Miranda! I did. You bitch. I know. They do coffee animals. They do coffee animals? It's a, it's a put coffee in your ass. The people are addicted to that shit. Well, I mean, I love coffee. Yeah. I do imagine it would be good in my ass. No, I, a strange addiction, there's a show that, and there's a couple that do it every hour, and it's getting on a hand. You think so? What? It's getting out of hand? Yeah. They shove coffee in their ass. Well, the first couple of months, you're like, all right, I'll let a slide. But every hour for like six months, it's out of hand. So because they don't drink coffee, they can put it in their ass. Is that the loophole? That's like Catholics with anal. What's the point? Because then you don't drink it and God's not mad at you, but you put it in your butt and it's fine. Yeah. You get high? No, you get like the same pickup. You must get a buzz. Yeah. Starbucks. It's like a Starbucks butt high. Starbucks. Yeah, yeah. Welcome to Starbucks, bend over. I've done weak grass Emma, animals. What? You put weak grass in your ass. Do you know the story? We grass ass. When I was doing, when I was detoxing off of Vykulin and all my opiates, and then Abby brought me to that weak grass farm. I remember. Yeah, for like a month. Yeah. And then I woke up one day. I was just like going through detox and I woke up in the bathroom with a fuck green juice all over the bathtub. Bathroom, the floor with a tube in my ass and I was shaking. I was trying to do my own weak grass at anama. You're doing your own. Yeah, but they have the apparatus and all the stuff and they teach you how to do it. But so this is a normal thing to put weak grass up there or this was your solution. Maybe I improvise. I think it's yours. Yeah. I think I found a garden hose. Right. It just sounds like a bit. Someone's like, you know what I did? I made Bobby Lee put weak grass. Yes. But look at weak grass animals. Yeah, it's a thing. I've never heard of that in my entire life. Yeah. We grass anima. Yeah, it's a whole thing. It's good benefits. I'll tell you what. Probably just as beneficial to drink it then to put it up your butt. Yeah, but I think it helps with colon cancer maybe. Oh. Absolutely stool obviously. Yeah, let's stool green. It has a green. It has a green. It has all it does. It's like the river on St. Daddy's Day in Chicago. Yeah. This is not a new issue. Thousands of years ago people were taught to purify the body with a live raw vegan diet and animus. So people have been doing this for a long time. Yeah. The ancient essence sect of Judaism understood that fasting and colon cleansing helped clear negativity and toxins out of the physical body so the mind could be quieted and the spirit renewed. Yeah, dude. We should do it on the show. I guess if the Jews have been doing it for thousands of years. I gave birth to Christ or one. You gave him an anima? A bacoffee one I believe. You give me a tick-tax one. Yeah, I put a tick-tax in his butt hole. Some say that's still up there. Yeah. Yeah, we had to cut that. Yeah, we did have to cut you doing that. You putting a tick-tax in his ass. We couldn't air that. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's funny. It's funny. We did an orange or a white one. I think it was white. Yeah, good. Because the orange one's chew too fast. And the orange one's eating you too. It's candy. Yeah. There are nobody fucking sucks on an orange tick-tax. You just eat the whole thing. You chew the whole thing. You chew the whole thing. Yeah, in your mouth. Dude, I got into a car back from the airport and the guy, you know how sometimes they have like mints and water and stuff. This guy had high chew. I love high chew. I suck on high chew. I told him I'm going to eat this whole thing. You chew on him a suck on him. Both. I suck. How long do you suck for? I'm a pretty good sucker, dude. I suck hard. You suck way hard. Yeah, too hard on him. High chew is so good. High chew is the best, dude. So I told him I said I'm going to eat all these high chew. He's like, that's all right. That's what that is. I eat the high chew. I love that he was such a nice guy. And you know what the Asian candies are doing now? What? They start putting like other things in it. Like a little, you know how you suck on like Asian candy? And then there's like a little mochi or something in your mouth, like a random bit. Yeah. That they stick in there. It's a little delight. It's a little treat. It's a little surprise. It's like thank you. Like little things like that. Mochi rice, mochi fruit cake, daifuku dessert. Yeah, it's a strawberry. It's a strawberry. And then do you go to get Asian chips? But it'll be lays with the whole different flavors. Oh, I like the foreign flavors. Yeah, we're like, yeah. The Asian one I had, I think I had Doxan. Was it Chinese chip? Doxan. Yeah, Doxan or Wymarana. I don't remember which one it was. Yeah. I had dog. It was... I had dog. I had dog. That was my joke. Oh, that was it? Didn't land at all in this whole room. Oh, doxan is a dog. Doxan is a dog. Oh, fuck, I missed. She got it. Did you get it? I smiled. It went right over everybody. It went over my head. I didn't know what a dog's in was. Or I said it. Can we ruin that? It makes me like a fool. What kind of chips did you have? Chinese chips? Yeah, what would you have? St. Bernard. I've had that before. Have you had St. Bernard? Yeah, yeah. That's so good. There's so good. But you really like pug chips. The pugs are good. But you know what right now? Because I'm on Wigovians. Yeah. I get the Chihuahua. It's a smaller chip. It's a tie chip. Yeah, yeah. But you want yourself some Chinese chips? But give me the exotic flavors of the Japanese chips. They do have really wild flavors. Yeah. You know what I kind of like is ketchup. You read ketchup in Canada? Yeah. Those are good. Those are good. They do? Yeah. Give me some unusual chips there. I'm trying banana ketchup. What? Banana ketchup. Filipino ketchup. Banana ketchup? Yeah. No, dude. That's not a real. It's the wrong fruit, dude. It's so good. Banana and ketchup? Yeah. Is there tomato in it or is it made out of bananas? There's maybe a little tomato, but it's sweet. That's it. It's so good. Is that banana ketchup? Yeah. Is that the kind you have? Yeah. Tommy Sangang. Yeah. I want the daughter of franchise with banana ketchup. Yeah. I mean, so jungly to have banana ketchup. Concerned by Dana White, UFC. UFC. Come up with a different... It's a time. Chocolate dance. Loves UFC. Banana ketchup. Banana sauce. UFC. That's insane. Thomas Ahtang. What is that? What's the... It's in abbreviation, but what is... What is the stamp for? I don't know. United flavored ketchup. Is that what it is? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Is that what it is? No, I'm just... That's really good. No idea. Yeah. UFC stands for universal food corporation. So boring. But I believe that the Japanese look at our flavors and go, oh, I can't believe they do, you know what I mean? Baboq. Yeah. Salt and vinegar. All right? Yeah. Or, you know, chive. We never thought of chive. Yeah. Do you think or no? Yeah, they must. Honey butter. That one's so good. Calbee. Yeah, honey butter. Well, honey butter sounds good. I like honey and butter. What's this one? Zoom it in. Just chips. Oh. Just chips. A lot of words for just chips. What? Quick like yellow. What does that mean? Okay. Doritos. What flavor? Wasabi Doritos. I bet you that's so good. So good. Wasabi Doritos. Mike Popcorn. That's a guy named Mike. They made popcorn out of him. And the other one looks like Wagyu beef. Yeah. And you and you get him here is like fucking like vape shops. I've seen them. You're right. You're going to vape shop. It's like, why do they have these here? The smoke shop you go to. I go to because he goes, Bobby was just in here, man. Yeah. By the way, last night I went and got pizza. Yeah. And the guy's like, the guy who works our sweet guy, he's like. Prince. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, are you famous? I was like, no man. And the guy in the back, he's like, the guy in the back says, you're famous, man. And then he comes out. He goes, we should get your picture on the wall. And I was like, no, no, that's very nice. Thank you. And he goes, but it's got to be you and Bobby together. And I was like, okay, he goes, he was here like an hour ago. You had just gone to Prince. Yeah. You know what I got there? The greatest pizza I've ever had. I just got that with the short rib inside of it. It's broke. Bro. What? Guy. Guy. Let me say something, guys. So good. Not just the best pizza I've ever had, dude, guy, right? It's, they're ending it. No, it's only for our limited run. Yeah. They're going to end it, guy, right? And I'm telling you right now, guy, dude. Hmm. Best pizza I've ever had, guy. Except for. Domino's. Domino's. Rock and money. Thank the Lord that you've saved me. I am using the rock and money. Rock and money. Because I'm saving so much money through rock and money. Yeah. 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Yeah. And it's I think they used different varieties of bread in the stuffing. Wow. Well, you used sourdough and then this brioche. You know what I mean? And these different because they were different texture, cube size right. The best stuffing I've ever had right. He also insisted insisted on carving. He carved. It's his house because his dad's a surgeon. No, you should let him say, yeah, my dad's a surgeon. I can you know, you think one of those guys. Well, his dad should have done it. Oh, he's dead. Car from the after. Yeah, I mean surgeons are the one that should cut a turkish. But it was a great turkey and then they had nine varieties of different pies and cakes. It was in pumpkin. Apple. Yes. Two cherry. Talamuk. Talamuk. Talamuk ice cream. Talamuk. So what is this? The cheese company. Talamuk. Talamuk. Yeah. Talamuk. Talamuk. Vanilla ice cream. Was that fancy? Just vanilla. I don't just vanilla. Yeah. Come on, Michael. Here's another thing that I was like, which is one of the servers or you know what I mean? You had servers? You didn't go serve yourself. No. There was staff there. There was staff there. And like, you're like, yeah. That's not what that is. And they were like, um, staff. Like flato sparkling water. And I go, I love a diet coke. We don't do soda here. See, this is a soda. And already I was like, I don't know, should I leave? What is with celebrities? I think I can leave. It's soda. Celebrities do. This is like a Hollywood thing. Like, we don't know. We don't have soda in our home. Have you been to my house? Look at what's in the fridge? It's a soda can. His whole house is a soda can. How many diet cogs do we have? A lot. There's the upstairs fridge and the downstairs. Yeah, yeah. When you turn on your faucet, diet coke comes out. Exactly. Wouldn't that be sick to do that? That's like Brewster's millions. Another thing is also what time did the sex party start? There was only, well, what happened was there was only his fiance there for the whole family. And aside from his mother, there were the only two ladies there. So then later another group came. Women prospects for you? But they were, no, they were all, um, hitched up with like, guys, I don't know. What you about? They all had, so I know I'm a mule. Oh, I'm new. Yeah, yeah. I go, what do you do? Okay. Okay. And you're like, okay. So in my mind, I'm like, oh, there's, there's, I don't know. There was no single ladies there. No. Nothing. Yeah. And then in the movie, there's like the back row is like a gigantic kind of couchy kind of situation. Rutt row. What? So it was Michael and his fiance just laying there with the pillows and stuff. And I'm just sitting there in the chair. By myself, there was no popcorn. I just sat there. No popcorn. No, no popcorn. This guy's got nine times. Oh, you know, Jeff Beecher was there. Beecher. Yeah, they're good friends. I see them at the store. I love Beecher. They're there all the time. What is there in like an open relationship? Cool. And that's why you got invited over. They were looking at. I would say no. Really? Yeah, because I know something about Michael that I just don't think I would feel comfortable. He's got the biggest dick in Hollywood. And you're not down for that? I heard Cameron too has a big one. It is true. I bet you directors mean the movie. Yeah, the bigger the movie, the bigger the movie. Yeah, yeah. The directors don't need to be on camera. Yeah. But they must have nice pipes. I think Wes Anderson has a thin one. He's just like, yeah, maybe, maybe this, maybe that. Yeah. Yeah. Wes Anderson's penis goes like this. I'm going to come. Yeah. I'm pretty sure I'm going to come. Yeah, let's move my sack over here because you know, visually, visually, you know, it's got to be, you know, me. What does that say? Michael Bay has a big cock, but I'd like to believe mine is bigger. He's up, if he's up for it, we can both reveal ourselves on the Spartacus steps at Universal and put the question to rest. Who is this and who said that? It's Mick G. Oh, Mick G's penis. But I want to also say about Michael Bay's penis. What I heard, it's also perfect. There's no twist in turns. It's straight shooter. Yeah, yeah. It's not, it's not like you're lefty, right? Or a righty? Mine leans all the way to the left. My left. I'm a righty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know why, but I'm trying to like center. Trying to get it back. Yeah, so I'm trying to go more to the right. So it goes back. Yeah, you got to pull it, right? But it's been, been spent so far to the left that it kind of hurts. Is it almost like it's looking away for me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It doesn't want what you're trying to do. He's just like, you know what I mean? Yeah, leave me alone. Yeah, no, you know what I mean? But I try. But then sometimes I just go back to the left, you know what I mean? But it's like, I don't know why I did that. I imagine your penis in therapy. Yeah. Like your penis isn't therapy smoking a cigarette. Yeah. And therapists are like, what is the problem? I don't know, after 54 years, I thought he would just leave me alone. But he just can't seem to stop yanking on my neck. You know what polyshores look like? No. No. No. No. It looks just like that. A grumpy. Yeah. It's scary. Anyway, what did you do for Thanksgiving? We just celebrated at the Colisee, please. Would you eat the night before? Yeah, the night before. But not the night of. Would you do the night of? Nothing. What do you mean? You guys don't do Thanksgiving on Thanksgiving. I face time to you. And why didn't you pick up? Because I was at my friends. Doing what? Nothing. Well, you just sit on a couch and just stare at the wall. What do you mean nothing? We were watching a movie. What movie do you watch? What? Show, stranger things. Oh yeah, the new season came out. The new season came out. And 11 is 46 now. How old are those kids? They're old now. They don't make sense. They're young. They're 21 years old. And they're still pretending to be like teenagers or younger than teen. Yeah, they're all early. Aren't they supposed to be in middle school or in high school now? High school. High school. Yeah. Good show. Yeah. How many have you seen? I watched the first season. I think I did. I think I got what I needed out of the first season. The first season I saw. Should have been a movie. It was a great movie. But outside of that, I'm like, what else are you going to do? Are you watching anything? Right now. Yeah. I watched. I didn't see Purpose. I'm caught up. It's so good. It's good. It's so weird. Do you like it? Yeah. Weird good. It's weird. Yeah. We watched throwback movies over the holidays. My sister loves retro movies when we go home. There was a lot of fun. So we'll sit for hours and hours. We ran through all of the Austin Powers series. Of course. Probably one of genuinely some of the greatest front to back comedies. I mean, two is by far the best. I want to take over the world. It's so good. It's layered with jokes. Yeah. Like layered, layered, layered with jokes. By the way, did you see what Beyonce wore to F1? No. You know, I was in Vegas. No. Did you see that? No. I was in Vegas for the, I didn't stay for F1, but I went for the week of. Look what she wore. Jesus Christ. She's a runner. She's a track star. Wow. And Jay, Jay-Z, just wore all black. And she wore an unbelievable outfit. I think it has a cape on it. Yeah. I'm going to buy away with me. She's so perfect. She is fucking perfect, huh? They probably smell so pure. I bet you she smells like, you ever been to, do you know what I'm, do you know what I'm doing? Oh, yeah. Like if you see a Rihanna and you just go, I smell their photos and I imagine. They should do scratch and sniff trading cards. Yeah. So you know what they smell like. Yeah. You ever been to Iceland? No. No. No. You ever been to a place with a, that's remote that has like fresh water flowing. That's what she smells like. Fresh water flowing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now Jay, see, how does he smell? Unbelievable. See, I just think he's got his own scent now. Like he probably, you know, you get so, these people that get so famous and rich. Yeah. They have like made up colognes that you're like, I don't even know if that smells good or just weird. Yeah. Well, I'm like that. No, you smell good. You smell very good. Yeah, but how much colog, I mean, I, I, I tried to buy the weirdest colognes I can get. Yeah. And I try to mix them at. Do you have frog ward on tonight, don't you? Frog warts? No. No. No. No. No, the mood killer. I'm sorry. I don't know. I thought you were being serious. I thought there was an actual cologna frog ward. There is. Yeah. You own it. Yeah, because there are smells that I'm buying there like, I know you told me some of the peculiar things that you've got. Yeah. Like Vietnamese coffee and stuff. Ooh, that one I'll take. Yeah. But I'll take the other coffee, Turkish coffee. Yeah. I love me. Let's come up with it. What? You and I could do a scent, a scent line. Yes. Be rad. Because we always smell pretty good. Yeah. Let's do a... Is she, do you wear perfume? Not really. Do you wear deodorant? Sometimes. When, when. Like what day do you choose to wear deodorant? When it's like really hot. But most of the time I just don't wear it. Yeah, it's probably better for you to not... But everything has an essence. What's your essence? Think about, think about this. Yeah. Yeah. Even if like, I don't want to be controversial, but even like an IED. A bomb. Right? If you smelt an IED bomb, right? There's probably, you know, I mean, flavor. It's got an essence. No, what? Yeah. Just listen. Just listen. Don't read. Rukur at Rebecca D'Essens, right? No, dude. Yeah. Bombs have an essence. Yeah. It was crazy. I know what I'm saying. No, that one, they're off. That's the commercial. Smell like you've just bamboozled. That one, they're off. Well, not when they go off. I mean, before when you're making it. Yeah, the smell of like... The smell of like... Let's just came up with a different one. Oh, no, that one's good. Yeah. Like, I'll smell like a suicide bomber. That commercial would be awesome. That's not what I meant. Such a good commercial. Yeah, yeah. So... You want to smell like death? Alright. Death. By Calvin Klein. Okay. Yeah, that probably has an essence. It's got an essence. No, there are notes in it. There are flavor notes in it, right? Right. Right, that you can't smell anywhere else. So you know the t-shirts I got? Yeah, made one. Made one. Made one? Yeah. So I went to their factory once, right? Downtown? No, it wasn't downtown. There used to have a place on Fairfax, right? Oh, yeah. And I used to go in there and the guy that, you know, I mean, created the president of the brand. He goes, you know, I created a clone, but it's like no one likes it, but I like it. Like, what is it? It's called smoke. And I wanted to see like, you know what I mean? And like a car engine smoke, a combination of these kind of fuel like smells. And he gave me a bottle. And I used it all. And it smelled like, you know what I mean? I had just came out of a coal mine. But people would go, you know what I mean? Interesting. You know what I mean? Yeah, sometimes, you know, I mean, interesting. It doesn't smell like good. It just has to smell interesting. Interesting can be better than good. Yeah, so what I'm saying is is that... But you don't want to smell bad. Yeah, but it doesn't smell bad. No, it just smells unique. It smells unique. Like what's your favorite smell on a guy? Nothing. You don't like, you like people have their own body scent. Yeah, but I suck someone's dick last week and it smelled like guava. We'll be right back. Holy shit, like guava. It was so good. It tasted the guava. Tasted and smelled like guava. I was shocked. What do you put guava lotion on? I don't know, but it was so good. She obviously blew a guava. I didn't know. What's some sort of, you know what I mean? A tree animal. You know what I mean? The adeguava, right? And she peeped guava. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And some sort of like... Guava tastes like a mix of strawberry and pear with tangy, sweet floral flavor and juicy, sometimes grainy texture. He probably put guava lotion on his weiner. I don't know, but it was good. Yeah, okay. The best tasting you've ever had? Yeah. Okay. Well, may I throw in my bit? Yeah, they have flavored lube. I was just Googling for my own. Yeah. Yeah, for your own. There's a girl I'm seeing that has, you know what I mean? You know what her... Her touch? Her touch? Yeah. It tasted like life. Life cereal? No, not now. What? 2% or 1% milk? No, no. What? 2% in life. Oh, cinnamon life? It's so good. It tastes like there's no like, you know what I mean? It's pure water like. Not for me. What do you need? I like a little stinger. I want it to be like, ooh. Right. I want it to... Like whiskey. I want it to shock you a little bit. Have a burning in your... Just a... Not burn, but more. Okay. Just like a little like, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, it's the afternoon. I want to taste the day. Let me taste the day. Interesting. Yeah, I like life. You like life. Yeah, yeah. Well, it's just like pure. It's like how Beyonce smells. Yeah. Pure. And there's no... And she's a white person. Of course. Why you said pure? No, that's not what I'd say. Because usually when you date... Damn, dude. No, that's not why I said that. That's not what I'm saying. What other day you have in mind? Yeah. What do you say pure? Which color do you have in mind? When I say pure, it could be Beyonce's what I'm saying. But was it? No, it wasn't. No, it wasn't. What I'm saying... Let me get my points out, man. Please. Please, please. What I'm saying is that, you know, I've been with some white women. Oh, yeah. And there's been like a funk sometimes. We got the funk, but I'm... Yeah. Have a funk. Hey, we got the funk. Extu-Dio 54. It sounds like studio 54. Yeah, yeah. The white woman. We got the funk. We got the funk. Yeah. We got the funk. We got the funk. Yeah, I don't like that. George Clinton? Yeah, yeah. It's supposed like George Clinton. Little George Clinton. Yeah. Yeah. And the funk of Dallas. And the funk... Yeah. Yeah, I don't like it. I love it. Yeah, yeah. Little bit of funk. Little bit of stank. Do you... What? I don't like, you know, the sweat between Miles Davis's lips. LAUGHTER BEEP BEEP Yeah, that. I don't want that. Yeah. I don't want the sweat between the lips. You know what I mean? So is this guy that you're hanging out with now? Are you gonna get a Christmas gift? I don't know. Maybe. He's truly like someone. It's serious, huh? Yeah. So you're gonna get him a gift. Well, first of all, I thought you were gay. Everyone thinks I'm gay. And I guess you're not. Yeah. I think I saw it because I went to Joshua Tree and she thought, oh, you're gonna have a lesbian gang bang with all your friends. Yeah, yeah. Like, no. Yeah. You didn't. OK. How many people went? Like four girls. OK, jewels. That does sound like a Joshua Tree. Yeah. They're like, we're all piling the Subaru or something. Also, they also didn't do hallucinogenic. What'd you guys go out there to do? Just... They watch stranger things. LAUGHTER No, it was my birthday weekend. We just went hiking. Sounds like a gang bang. No. Drinking? Drinking. Drugs? No drugs. We eat nothing. No. Do you don't do drugs, ever? I don't really do well with it. Any of your friends do drugs? No. That's good. They're all like her. They're just chill. They chill. Here's the thing, jewels. Since we raised you, I view you like you're in high school. Or, you know what I mean? So let's stop that. I know. The talk. What do you mean the talk? I don't... It's too young. It gets mad when I go out with friends. When you... When fucking Maconga's, you know, I was at an after party at 4 in the morning. You know what I saw there? I go, who? Jewels. She's an adult. That's right. She can do whatever she wants. Exactly. Hold you now. 24. Yeah. What the fuck do you mean? I know exactly. The Navavi gets mad at me. I want to rehab. My first rehab, I was 14. Yeah. You're right. Yeah. You don't fucking worry. I do worry. Do you have her location? No. You don't worry enough. You should have her location if you really cared. Turn on your location. No. Do it. Why? Kick her out of the house if she doesn't turn on your location. Yeah, turn on your location. Because he wants to know where you are at all times. He's worried. Would you call out if I have your location? Yeah. Yeah. So then I'll find out after that. Okay. But you'll ask her if you need to know. Yeah. Phoenix was awesome. And I want to move there. Yeah. Great restaurants. I do. I want to move to Scottsdale. Are you being serious? Yeah, I would move there. Let's move the show. To Scottsdale. I would love it. I would love it. I can cough every day. And then... Really? Every day. Yeah, yeah. I'd be closer to my mom. True. Yeah. We'd be closer to everything. Yeah. When I go. It would make me so happy. I want to make you happy. I want to make you happy. No, yes. What is this? I don't have in a moment. It's Miss Alta. Oh, yeah. Dude. Alright. He rigged it. You rigged it. We went up. We did. It's bad luck if you don't do it. You have to. It's Miss Alta. Can I grab your head? Oh, my God. No, no, no, no. It's not that beyond. It's okay. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm gonna give you this guy. Cause that looks a lot like you. Oh, my God. I didn't like that one bit. What's this kill-build thing? The whole bloody affair. There's a family movie because we all love Kill Bill and I want to see one end too. Any edited together? I think there's some more footage. Extra back footage. I think that... It's going to move seamlessly between two movies though. That's the whole goal. Wow. Yeah. I'm excited. I'm excited. I've never seen anything like that. It's funny because when I saw them both, I've seen them both in the order that they were released. But I saw them so far apart. I want to see what it feels like when I'm back to back. Which one do you prefer? Two. You do. I think two is a better movie. Wow. I mean, I think one is great. I just think two is just a... I don't know why. I think maybe nerd-wise, I think, cinematically two is more red. Yeah. Some of the fight scenes in one is so good though. They are good. Like the bar, the go-go bar. Is it right? That's an incredible. I just think two is... I don't know why I like it so much. The fight scene between Uma and... I didn't move with her. What's her name? Vivica Fox. Vivica Fox. So annoying with her name. She's so famous. Yeah. And that house scene with Vivica Fox, that's in the first one, right? Incredible. Fighting while she's trying to temper her child. Yeah, that's right. And then she's sitting and having coffee after... Well, they fight first and then they see the bus drop her off. Yeah. Well, they start fighting. Yeah, yeah. And then they stop and then they have coffee together, which is fucking awesome. Yeah. Yeah, it's a great movie. I just think two... I don't know. What's your vote? Two. One. Both ones, yeah. I think one too, yeah. Have you seen them? Maybe you watched them. I mean, they're both great. I don't know why. I mean, you know, they're both off. I can't wait. Yeah. Exciting, dude. So it's pretty exciting. I went to the movie with my family over Thanksgiving. This is my favorite thing in the world. You know, jokingly, my sister was like, well, let's go see the magician movie you're in. And I was like, I don't really want to... I don't want to go to the theater with you guys and see that. I don't want to. And then my dad from the front of the house, he goes, I got a movie. I was like, what do you want to see? Yeah. And he's like, Nuremberg. We're not going to see the Nazi trials in Chicago. It's dark at 330. Yeah. Grey all day. Yeah. I don't want to go see the Nazi trials. He goes, it's fucking history. I go, I know. Yeah. It's important. I was like, I know what happened. That's incredible. And he was like, what do you want to see? Then we all decided to go see rental family. And I'm not kidding. Masterpiece. I cried five times. I cried five times. The best movies I've seen. Did you see I put it up on Instagram? I said, this is one of the best movies I think I've seen in fucking years. I got to see it. It's so fucking good. It looks good. And I'm going to say something that sounds out of pocket. Yeah. The Japanese people are the best. No, they're not. Yes, they are. They're not. They're not the best. They are. They occupy China, Korea. They're oppressors. Kings. What about Filipinos? Boom. Yeah. Go to the Philippines. Yeah. What do they do to your people? They murder. They killed everyone. Everyone. Japan. Yeah, you know. It's so good. Yeah. Now you're seeing them in there. Oh, you're sorry. No, they're not sorry. We do about things with salty. Yeah. No, we never forget, right? And never forget. The reason that's so good. And I'm going to say this is, don't take this the wrong way. World. The movie's so strong. I bet it is. Story-wise, structure-wise. Brendan's a great actor, but he doesn't like, he doesn't need to be. Do you know what I'm saying? The movie's fantastic. So it's not like he doesn't need to overact. He doesn't need to like. And does he? No, no. I'm saying his emoting is good. It's just a lot of times in this kind of film. It's so emotion-driven. You like, you see actors like overact the thing. He doesn't need to. He kind of stays level and your heart. I cried like a fucking bitch multiple times. He does deliver. He slant. It's a home run. Oscar. Unfortunately, no, because it's not getting enough attention. Don't you agree? I don't think anyone's wrong. I mean, on my TikTok, it's every other kind of stuff. I know, but that's internet-driven is not going to be the same as the business. The business is going to want something. You know, like, why don't you do the predator battle ends? I don't want to. Yeah, it's everything that I ever say to watch. You haven't seen. That's not true. I've seen everything that you want me to see. Right? No. Nothing. That's right. Yeah. Yeah, nothing. And it's because you don't trust my opinion on things. That's not true. I trust your taste wholeheartedly. You have phenomenal taste. Do I want? Because I just wanted to see what I want to see. I'm a very like, I want to see this, right? This is what I want to see. And my dad was mad for an entire week that we didn't go see. He cried. Nuremberg. And walked out being like, you should have fucking saw Nuremberg. Like he was... But did you like rental? Loved. You loved it. You'll hold family. It's a family movie. It's so fucking good. And honestly, Japanese got damn their red. Would you say the Japanese currently do better films than Koreans? Koreans right now are leading the film industry. Thank you. A hundred percent. But that's just a fact. Yeah. Well, that's not an arguable. I think that's objective. But best movies. Come out of Japan. Historically. Yeah. The best directors. Yeah. Yeah. But right now Koreans, I mean K-pop demon hunters. Korean dramas. Yeah. K-drama. K-drama. Don't want to know you can see me. Part three. Who me? Yeah, you. I was in it. I think I'm in it for like five tenths of a second. I think it's like off-frame. That's not true. No, it's longer. It's longer. You didn't see it. No, my parents didn't. They told me it was longer at the beginning. It was just a scene at the beginning. I love your mom. They made me see Nuremberg. You saw it? Yeah. How good is it? I got in trouble for vaping in the theater. Oh my god. Oh, you're dead, dude? No. He got mad at me for vaping. I thought he said the staff got you in trouble. You're like, what is this Nazi Germany? I can't vapen the theater. What kind of... Oh, so you still spend whole some time with your family? He just went back. Yeah, it was so nice. It was fun. Tell them about Texas. Who did you see? I saw Tony. You were an officer? Yes, I saw Tony. One last time you guys hung out. Last time I saw Tony was Benji's wedding, like 2021. Yeah. For a while. But I saw it. What did you guys do? I just went to Mitsis a couple times. Oh, that's nice. I went with people there. It's fun though, right? All right. What were you doing in Mitsis? Just hanging out, smoking weed. It's a late night bar. I got it. You know why I really went? It's because Red Band hit me up and said there was a girl there that wanted to talk to me. And? I went in the talk tour. And? She'd join me home. And? We made out. And? And? Guava? Guava? Guava? No, guava. How did her dick taste? No, there was no guava. No nothing. No hook up? No, no hook up. Good boy. Yeah. And also because my mom was inside. I was like, oh, you can't come in. It's loud. My dog will be a whole thing. Why couldn't you go to her place? Because she's staying with her brother in Austin. Oh, okay. So. Let him join. White? White? No, actually not white. Good. Pink maybe kind of indian. Ooh. What's this? Oh, oh, oh. Bob friends miss Jeopardy. The categories are movies. Music. History. And random. Bad friends miss. Yeah. Friends miss Jeopardy. All right. Let's see it. Here we go. Okay. Are you ready to play? I don't know how the game Jeopardy plays. Just have to ask things. Yeah. A form of a question. pick any number but if you get it wrong you go down that's fine I'm gonna lose you know that right okay I'll have a hundred dollars movies please this is the name of Chevy Chase's character in Christmas vacation fuck do I get to steal can you give me the last name no no that's the hardest part I pass Clark W Griswald 100 points for Andrew negative 100 for Bobby and and jewels negative negative 100 for jewels back to the Jeff Pretty Board all right Andrew it's your board movies movies 200 please movies 200 Kevin McAllister gets left behind in this classic home alone what is home alone what is home alone that's it I guess what is home alone good job everybody gets that one 200 points okay this is not working why does it we got a buzz in yeah yeah buzz an individual all right Rudy you're up I'll do random random for how much go hi go big 300 nice random for 300 Santa Claus's wife is the most under-appreciated person in Christmas this is her name I don't know I if you want to pass Bobby who is Mrs. Claus who is Mrs. Claus that is her name so we have to fake buzz in yeah I just tapped don't have the piano why so since we could that hard Bobby's in first 300 to nothing to nothing I can I have I have 200 we cleared after we know fuck you I'm not taking away my fucking points he only had any was my buzzer okay I'll just tap this then okay I'll tap the Santa we're tied 200 to 200 and then negative 100 for jewels yeah it isn't my turn now yep all right um history for 200 history for 200 Jesus was born in this little town I got it since he guess oh what what is the point of the buzzer's oh yeah I chose it what what's the point my turn I don't fancy who's third is it Bobby yeah where is Belfall ham you are correct I don't understand yeah yeah good you're just mad cuz I'm ahead you're gonna get ahead get ready go history for 100 history for 100 this was the first song broadcast in space I pass we are the world what is we are the world we are the world is not right jewels you want to have a chance to guess or do you want to pass what is where is the no it's like I do bells this is Christmas fuck fuck so jewels is at negative 200 Andrews at 100 and Bobby's at three I still run the bore you all right what am I at you are at 100 what is he at he is at 300 okay I don't get it are we not buzzing in no I run the board and once I get it wrong that's not what jeopardy what the fuck are we talking about that doesn't even make sense oh now you have to buzz that's jeopardy yeah you buzz in jeopardy you buzz in yes oh yeah okay I'm back so you picked the question I didn't know I don't know I'm not seeing it fuck you all right ready yeah music for 200 please music for 200 Sanchez three reindeer whose name part with D dasher oh who is dasher donner who is dasher who is donner who is a dark digler no who is dasher who is donner I don't know I don't know the third I don't know either three two it is dasher dancer dancer ah fuck dancer I never remember dancer I don't know that's 100 so it is still Bobby's bore thank you random for 200 random for 200 this famous ballet takes place over Christmas what is the nutcracker correct the nutcracker it's fast so Andrew is up to 100 points now cool all right you're up to 400 yeah here we go you ready go all right I want to take random for 400 random for 400 yeah the meal Japanese people have for Christmas dinner we got that what oh I did not mean to buzz I'm sorry I'm sorry you have to answer what is doc does anyone else want to give a chance at it what is oh my gosh oh does anyone else want to give a chance to guess it no I don't know that's why jewels these guys last 400 points it's KFC that's right so I'm down to zero he's down to zero he's negative negative 100 all right negative 100 oh if you guess that negative 200 yeah jeopardy they take your money away so it's it's just pretty close game still okay go ahead all right so who's bored we'll give it to jewels movies for 300 movies for 300 this man plays the lead in 1946 I got it oh yeah who is Jimmy Stewart that is correct the Jimmy Stewart can you be careful with the piano that's my okay I'm sorry we'll lift a mic off of the fucking all right and apologize no thanks man I'm sorry man it's Bobby's board once again yeah we get it you're actually really weird right now dude you when you get competitive no no there's something goes on in your eyes you know I mean there's stuff going on I don't like it you're stuff going on in your eyes okay all right all right movies for what 400 you go ahead the highest grossing crisis movie of all time Bobby what is it's a wonderful life isn't correct anyone else want to try yeah what is home alone what is the great 2018 negative 400 for everyone wow so jewels is that negative 600 adrues that negative 400 is that negative nice I'm still running it Bobby's board all right movie is all done okay music for 300 inner scope records 1987 Christmas compilation a very special Christmas had its proceeds donated to this charity what is AIDS no does anyone else want to guess what is it I've been asking that questions since 1988 I like what is it I don't know I'm not gonna guess as soon as I heard whams for saw it I didn't know what it was what is it the special Olympics a special Christmas all right music for 400 a music for 400 for 400 this 1980s Christmas song is a rare example of a holiday song that uses the F slur popular 1980s Christmas song I mean it's gonna be my new favorite whatever it is yeah it's definitely an AIDS song when did Phil Delphiak come out yeah yeah I don't really know yeah I'm not gonna I don't know pass on this it is it it is fairy tale of New York by the post love the boat yeah okay all right music 300 music 300 is 100 is the only one that's open then that what is the highest selling Christmas song of all go ahead what is Mariah Carey's you got a get anyone else want to guess what's the highest selling Christmas song one of the highest selling songs of all time as well as being the number one Christmas song guys can I just take the song or no yeah go ahead I can't do it I don't know enough for sure do it it's only 100 you're not gonna lose much by guessing it might still on top technically yes okay I don't know the song to but can I sing it yeah chestnuts roasting on an open fine correct I'm not gonna guess fuck you it is big crossbees white Christmas and it was been crossbee who sings for chestnuts the best napkin coal okay all right how many music are left no more music so we have history for three and four and history for three history for three George Washington was busy doing this on December 20th 76 he was crossing the Potomac I don't know he was crossing the Delaware Delaware I know I said the Potomac so currently we are sitting at jewels with negative a thousand Andrew with negative 700 and Bobby in the lead with 100 no no negative 300 yeah okay so all right history for 400 and random for 100 left history for four let's do it site Nicholas was born in this modern day country okay Germany what is Germany that is incorrect do they want to try to guess I might as well yeah he's so far behind yeah it doesn't matter what is Denmark oh that's good I don't think so I don't know what why did you say you don't think so I don't know much about Europe but it's Turkey Turkey's different from holy fuck do you think Denmark and Turkey are the same they're the same they're completely different they're Turkey by Istanbul Istanbul is in Turkey yeah yeah yeah yeah he's running the game yeah all right let's go one more one more left this is for everything you get this you win you can still do final jeopardy okay you can all right whatever well we all just took a loss on that yeah frosty the snowman's pipe is made from this corn what is corn cob no that's correct what is corn cob it's a hundred what's it he is at well we both just got 400 wrong again I know he's at negative a thousand jewels is that negative a thousand and Bobby he's negative 600 negative 678 oh 900 all right so if jewels hadn't guess anything she would win with zero that's funny final jeopardy the topic is Christmas music for Latin lovers oh god why did we make him do this the question is what is fancy bees favorite Christmas song for this Navidad no she got it jewels one why are you mad now what is Felice Navidad she didn't fucking know how to play this nothing she gave all right it's fucking bullshit did you already know the Felice Navidad yeah no but it makes sense yeah it's bullshit it's not yeah god damn it dude what do you want for Christmas let's let's say I'm Santa what do you want for Christmas this year oh boy what do you want for Christmas jewels hand mittens like a hand mittens yeah like a cute horn you want mittens yeah it's 75 degrees today yeah but it's cute all right I want two new bits anyone can write it for me for my special I just need two more bits I'll give you two more bits okay I got stuff for you that that's in my voice you know a lot of comics are like I got a bit for sale right it's like I wouldn't say that you would say something like okay here we go what would you want for Christmas you know what I really want for Christmas what I want to be I want to spend just one more minute of time with my good buddy the big C who's not around anymore he's not on the show he's back he's and I miss him oh the big C the big C I think you know what could I change my Christmas yeah I want to you know what I want to exchange auras with him I like and the only way you can exchange auras with somebody is to be with them constantly and we should be with him yeah who's big C okay he replaced fancy B just for one episode is this my Christmas wish coming true oh my god yeah okay that wasn't good enough big C big C do you miss us yes yeah we had some good times huh yeah we had a lot of time I'm happy to see you Bobby yeah maybe turn down a little bit don't turn the camera around and yeah who do you like looking at better me or Andrew both of you but if you had if you had to choose if I had to choose yeah it's kind of difficult right now why because Andrew's holding the phone okay okay yeah come on Andrew I like you but you prefer me right maybe yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah don't feel bad I'm just I'm just playing I don't fucking care see how he treats you nope what sometimes what exactly I mean that's what you said right that's what you said right I say what what what what is this who's on first what the fucker you guys doing I mean if that's how you feel no what I'm saying is if that's how you feel then that's what it is no no either I know either either way either way we're good let's let's change the topic no I don't want to I want to finish this like why'd you say what you said what did I say can you repeat what I said I mean you're the one that said it okay well let's move on then but I disagree okay and that's fucked up okay okay Merry Christmas to Merry Christmas dude Merry Christmas dude what did you wish for for Christmas well I already got it for myself oh wow very cool that's great you know it makes me look good look good but everyone watching can look even better if they go to bad friends merge.com God I love this guy and I said a few a few things yeah go ahead the episode that we did yeah tell me what have you have people recognizing you from the episode I feel this who like from work from like pass work places and blah blah blah so I want I wanted to say because to grow you have to like wait I have no idea you do you grow to grow as a human are you gardener what's going on here no no no to grow as a human you have to like I keep like I keep hey brother let's go ahead and write it down yeah yeah yeah and then read it off read calm down dude calm down I mean I don't know if I should because you're not going to like a kind of what is it throw it out there will we talk about taking risks take risks I mean to grow as a human you need to kind of like admit your your thoughts and reading the comments of the episode that we did together I see a few people saying like oh I don't like you know his boys and I have to say that you know my voice is not everyone's everybody's cup of tea but to be honest I never had boys flame or tea before so I don't know how it takes like no I knew it was gonna be a joke I knew I knew I thought he was gonna be sentimental you right right and I was about to fucking be like you know what yeah don't read the comments because you're the shit and fuck that big see you're the man and then he did a joke I don't even get it can you explain it to me yeah he said from the beginning now I know how you feel when I talk it does yeah yeah yeah it's frustrating he said I know my voice isn't everyone's cup of tea yeah but I would know because I've never had voice flavored tea before before sorry before is the lamp that's the fucking kicker I will right now because people are you know talking about it and you know it takes like a whole a man you know to admit your mistakes that's something that Andrew doesn't do so I'm trying to you know be better yeah next time like Andrew needs to be more humble right it's all ego is it not yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay you're never coming back yeah yeah now since we last saw you have you haven't been have you had some sexual relations with the woman this guy he said this guy yeah yeah I know dude he's like this guy thank you I forgive you I love you yeah yeah yeah he's your best friend I got I have a gift for you for Christmas oh rings yeah yeah it should be what time is it right now it is it's six nine thing okay and so ten o'clock ten o'clock yeah ten o'clock ten o'clock pm your time there should be a gift coming to your door you don't you don't even know where I live go up with that what do you mean Carlos Carlos gave me your dress yeah I have it we have it yeah we do I know yeah yeah we had to book your flight yeah you gotta go outside though oh yes I gave him my info yeah you gotta go outside wait from the house you'll see a white van go inside it you gotta go inside the white van what it's too cold it's too cold to go outside trust me the ice agents will come inside your house now we we're not going full volume yeah oh well you'll melt the ice agents yeah yeah yeah you know we come from our tropical country but the ice isn't easy but you don't want to go in the house we'll get him up big sea we miss you buddy we really do love having you around we think next year you're gonna come back on the show yeah I think the fans want you back they want you about I mean 50% want me back who gives a who gives a shit we we love you we love you and we and I love you we hope you have a wonderful holiday and I think you're the best big sea and we're gonna get the boys to hopefully get you back out here first quarter next year uh-huh and and uh we love you and we want you won't want to tell the audience have a happy holidays and thank you for being a bad friend will you do that yes okay how should I call the audience the people watching your partner it's on you it's on you baby you do it do everyone watching and the 50% are actually like me and have a nice holiday and and the phrase that we say at the end of every episode there's uh thank you for being a bad friend or yeah that's it that's it that's it oh my oh my oh my my we love you buddy bye big sea say bye everyone say bye to big bye gift time time for gifts thank you mccone why do I have a pen and I'll open the gifts thank you mccone mad lives mad lives happy quans and mad lives very cool jokie kiffs mine is Hanukkah mad lives yeah because I'm Jewish yeah everybody knows really funny we're not gonna air this it's a holiday spirit no no it's bullshit is very nice yeah yeah thank it's not it's not you don't like it it's for a laugh right we're never i'm gonna leave it here in the studio what i'm gonna take it home no you're not thank you thank you for being a bad friend and christmas