03/05/26 HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 😤 Pushy Suegra Drama + 🤯 Kanye’s “That Sh*t Cray” Moment

Bashed up brown bag. This is be real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, S.A? Don't you know I'm local? I'm gonna be a S. Let's check story be a lesson to you. When you ever have that inclination, like, oh, maybe I should pull over, or maybe I should stop at the store, maybe I should play the lotto. That you actually do. Because we all have sometimes that little inclination, and then we don't do it, and then we're like, never, never millionaires. Okay, and Ellie, man, he just wanted to buy a bottle of water on his way to the gym. His name is Brian Crandall. That's my new homey over there. And East Hollywood. Oh, what? Just had a few dollars in his pocket. What's it? Went to buy a bottle of water, which was $1. And he realized, oh, wait. There's another, there's another, there's another, oh, there's another, dollar here is a $20 bill. With that extra cash, he tried his luck at $20, instant prize crossword scratchers. You know that, those, all my dad plays those all at time. After scratching off a few letters, he thought like, oh, maybe I just want like a couple bugs, maybe a free ticket or something. He won $2 million. What? Million? Million dollars. And this story makes you feel like, why is this never my life? Why is this never when I try it? He's got nose. What? Yes, he's still here. He's Hollywood was like seven minutes away. Let's go. Yes, and now he wants to leave. He wants to move to Texas. The $2 million prize will help him purchase a home in Houston. Yeah, for sure. This is my own role. He kind of got an apartment in East Hollywood. Yeah. I always hear these stories and my, why can't it ever be? I don't know. Mother of three. Mother of three walks into a little summer 11 buys a banana and a scratcher. You're right, God does know. God knows. God knows that by Ferrari within like a second. She wants too much, she wants too many leaves family behind. A free bird. You're so stupid. What would you do for a Ferrari? I'm a driver of Ferrari and like I don't need a Ferrari. Why would I need a Ferrari at $2 million? So I thought God's like no, you're not winning. You need to learn. You need to humble yourself. Yeah, look at this. He's not the only recent winner. I'm gonna, I'm gonna put you all on blast. Lydia Alvarez, one to Millie. Oh my god. Over and on Terry. Oh, she went to a party time liquor. That's not like a good time. She also played the instant prize crossword and then boom. Two Millie. Wow. Elias Hernandez, one million at the arco in El Monte on East Garvey. Oh my god. It's like all right here. The studio's right there. It's right here, man. Coulda won. And just if I just, uh, uh, we always have to repeat this. But when you win a lottery ticket, a lot of the sales benefit public education, which is random. Yeah, like you win lottery and then like, L.A.O. is D. Get some bread too. Can you like opt out and say like, like, eff them kids? Yeah. The lottery has generated more than 48 billion. Your kid is one of them kids, bro. Both of your kids won in the game. No, he moved on to a better district. The lottery has generated more than 48 billion for the state public school since 1985. That's a lot of money. That's a lot of money. And there's a lot of kids. Can I also have a nod right now? Let me tell you. I know where did I go. I know. I went into the school lunch. I'm getting a few minutes. Do you want to come here? Now what's going on? She's Macein with Angie. That's great. Just a big one too. That's a great one. Look at your face. Hey. All right. This is so funny. Shout out to Cardi B. I know your life feels like a movie script sometimes. And this is just adding on top of it. So her ex or current or reshmosed recent, father of her children, Stefan Dex from the Patriots. He just got released. Yeah. He got released because next week, like on Friday, on a $6 million, like, I don't know, salary was supposed to be in his bank account. So the pages were like, let's let him go before that hits. Yeah. So they let him know early. Like, hey, we're going to take you brothers. We're going to take you brothers. That must suck, right? But I don't know what sucks. Where's seeing your mom then go to your baby mom that you're even with concert? Because his mom posted on Instagram, what should I wear to Cardi B tonight? And she had two different outfit options. And they were both like schoolgirl outfits. Like, they dressed up not only did they go to the concert, they went to the after party with Cardi B. Oh, wow. Now, either they're together or mommy's upset at him too for all the baby mama drama and like, I'm not sad. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And then to add on top of this, so the mom went hurt with her homegirl, right? Stefan Dex mom went with her homegirl to Cardi B's concert. And then they posted a collab post and they posted a song that is Cardi B featuring offset. Oh. I swear a little bit of it. Like a coralic loose. Horalic, run up on me, you get hit. And no ma- What the- They stopped it before it got to him, rather than it's his ad loops. And I'm like, what? If I know what I know, what we reportedly allegedly know about Stefan, that's a little toxic, like you'll get mad for stuff like this, I would get upset that my mom posts a photo at my exes or my current baby, one of my current baby mama's concerts and then uses an audio clip of her ex. This. This is awesome. I'm telling you, you know what I'm saying? This is awesome. Stefan Dex has lost everything in the span of 30 days. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, you're not a fan. You're not a fan. You're not a fan. He enforces my belief in karma very strongly. I have. You know, he got released from the Patriots, lost his girl, lost his Super Bowl, and just lost his mom again. My mom's not here. Why me, bro? His mom's not here. Why you? Wow. But yeah, okay, that was just mention, Brad T. Bygur, Toyota dealers. I'm Letty for Brownback Morning. Spillin' in front Angie, she's still sick. Sender good vibes, send her tea, send her good wishes, send her some honey packs, not those, Greg. But helper, I hope she gets better. I should get better with those. Yeah. Give it to pop. You know Letty's on. Yeah, go, rap, shit. Letty set, go. Okay, we have to highlight Greg's new song. Yeah. It's by Jello, one of the ball brothers. And it samples an iconic song from Nelly, we all love. Because... I said, it needs me to be a part of it. I need you to be a part of it. I think it's just stopping in my ear. For the world. What? Big barrel. What are you saying? Okay, Jello has a new song. And this is how you sample it? Back y'all. Check out me. Back y'all. Silly happy. The flake is the million. Back y'all. Same under 3D. But we still sell it back y'all. So he did the back, he did that little bangy yard. Come on out. Uh. Greg loves it. Big is like yee. Uh, he finally missed. Because Jello wasn't missing. He was missing. He was missing. He dropped five songs straight all heat. And he finally missed. Because it's talking about basketball. Who the hell wants a song about basketball? Basketball players. What? Back yard. Like you just- You remember Cullio's song. Which one? You remember Gens peridote? Which one? I yeah, that one. Which one? You remember. It was Cullio's basketball song, man. It wasn't the Eddie movie with Woopy Goldberg. Woopy Goldberg. When she coached the team. Yeah. It's no- Oh yeah, that went far. Yeah. That was a great movie, dude. Wow, that's crazy. It comes up with like Katie Leroviel. I'm gonna recast the whole movie for you, right? So go anywhere. All right, check this out, homie. Do you need a homie or need some help? I need your help. Do you need a line? I mean, online. We got you four. The homie help line. Joanna needs our help. Joanna. Joanna hit us up and said, hey, brown bag. My name is Joanna. I heard it was Maddie Macha March. So I decided to throw my story out there. Yeah. She said, no partner drama here. The app is actually my swag. The op. The op. The app. The swag. Where you get that? Nobody would download it. But I would. Okay, so my girl and I have been together for six years. We lived together. She had a health scare a couple weeks ago. And ended up needing emergency surgery. Damn. A few years ago, she told me she was pre-diabetic and she started taking care of herself more, lost some weight, but gave up along the way. One of the doctors was so blunt that he told her if she didn't start taking care of herself, she was going to die by 50. She said so my mother-in-law decided to butt in while we were in the waiting room, and we haven't had the best relationship. Lots of past incidents. She was saying that she was going to tell my girl that she was going to have to make some real changes, which the doctor already told her. I told her that's what the doctor said. She doesn't need to hear it again from us. She said she wouldn't say anything then. But my swag wasn't even in her room 20 minutes before she started scolding my girl. She literally looked at me and said, sorry, I know I wouldn't say anything tonight, but she needs to know. A couple days later, I found out her mom called her again and hit her with all the I told you so and made her cry and I am so upset about this. Here's my question, Brown Bag. Should I tell my swag that it isn't her place to get involved or should I be the one to take a step back? Let me know. Joanna. Joanna. Joanna. Joanna. Yes, I am. Joanna, what are you going to do? No, I don't need it. I'm a person. I have a lot of love for a lot of people. You have a lot of delusion too. You love the angel. You're a liar. You love the angel. You're a liar. Joanna. Hey, hold on. Let me talk to you, Joanna. Yes, I am. How did you and your mother-in-law get along like previous to this moment? Or is she like that? She's always kind of been like that. The way the relationship started was already rocky. I was out of the closet, my girlfriend wasn't. When she introduced me to her family as a friend, within a week, my mother and law made a family meeting with her family and me, and they were all on the couch and I was going to tear in the middle of the living room, and said, what are your intentions with my daughter? I was like yo, I don't I don't know I barely I barely met her I've only like been talking to her for a month and I wasn't gonna out her to her family, you know what I mean? So I was like I was like I'm here to be her friend. I don't know nothing I remember I told you your liar because look what I'm You want more than friendship come on Well, I mean guys like you're talking you know you're barely getting to know this person and she's already and you know I knew she had her own stuff to work out. Why was I gonna push her out of the closet, you know like that was in my place. I felt yeah So how did she get out of the closet? So we said that that was said then and then a couple months and not even a couple months because we we literally started talking in At the end of October and by the end of January she was living with me of course Of course of course of course because they got they got they got into it. So my mother yeah, that's excuse Yeah, so my mother-in-law father-in-law and my sister-in-law because she's the oldest of her sisters They were they went to a container my girl had the Detentancy to turn off her phone when she was with me So la vignano namus car al trabajo. How are you guys? At the time or right now at the time at the time she was 18 and I was 21. Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah. Yeah, so so they They came and looked for her and we were we were making out in my car Making out in cars parking lots what is up with that? Brown bag. I was just gonna ask you you had said that she had like a Strange kind of relationship with food that when she was growing up like with her mom and stuff like that like Can you elaborate a little more on that? Yeah, yeah, so they They That her dad was also is also a diabetic so they tried to eat cleaner like they didn't have no bacon It was always turkey bacon no ham. It's you know turkey like they they tried to they presented to eat very clean But they still you know had tortillas so hard I mean like like you know what a real life change means like you have to cut Everything off because my dad was a diabetic too and we had to eat fucking oh sorry We had a epi rapia and And right why rise like when my mom when that happened to mine like the whole family changed But they they were more busy trying to do other things that they would they would even forget to eat and so my my girl had a lot of episodes Where she would pass out and like for kids in my past I like it was they would forget about it They wouldn't hydrate and so I still wanted to have tortilla not just yours Yeah, yeah, so it was just it was like I'm not saying we eat super clean either like I knew that because I mean she got here She got here because of you according to her mom I bet Yeah, she got to the way she is because of you because you have to do everything change because you decided to finally feeder I'm not gonna I'm not gonna put a 100% blame on on them that you know that I To me she's that in the six years I've been with her because even the year before we got together She was still having those episodes these six years. She's never had one of those episodes. She's never passed out I mean like they even told me like when we finally got together and started living together She's gonna pass out. She's gonna do this. She's gonna do that Like you gotta be prepared and they skirt they scared me. She's how did how did she come out to her parents were you there? So so they cut the catching up in the car that's how she came up they hit her they ain't you What that point they they hit me a lot of Yeah, and you lied I told you that's crazy. I did it like I I was her friend we were talking and that that's all it wasn't my Intentions are to check her You guys man, how is your family were and and are you guys cool or is yours like as checked out as lucky? You the mom is My family is great. I'm not trying to just say that they're all evil and we're all great No like we we've had our open stops and down to my dad told me I need to go to church when I came out So I mean it yeah, but that I was 18 by the time she came around. I was 21. We kind of Got past it I guess because it wasn't we're we're not the type of family that talks everything to death like like I said I barely met her and you know and your mom and your girl can't stand out to her mom herself No, no get it like she's like no get it. She's like fucking Yeah, like for what why am I gonna sit here and argue with her and distance myself again? I just rather just listen to her and be like yeah Yeah, and then we just fear like every couple months. Yeah, but you can't handle that because you're seeing your girl like Get sad and all of that. Yeah, yeah, cuz so right after I read after the surgery. She the medication she was on Hired her blood sugar. So anytime we were checking home like she was already really scared and really worried about it So when her mom called there to be like a I told you it was like it was a bunch of I told you so then you got to take care Like again, I understand a parent wants to take care of their child Yeah, so so I understood why she was telling her but I'm like you already yelled at her 20 minutes after surgery like it was Like she was just waking up from anesthesia and she was you was already on her so like Leave it like Just motivate her be like hey, do you need you need this you need that be I don't know like more Yeah, yeah, I guess more nurturing she's not a nurturing to her Yeah, all right, so let's let's help out. Let's help a baby girl 825 to a 105 night. She's Joana. Tell her Mother-in-law get the hell out of our life. Yeah, we're better off without you. Yeah, we're gonna make a lot of you Hider frail. I made her better. That's right. No, or should she just mind a business Because the mom is being a mom and granted some of us have hard mom some of us have Daddy hey mom Other of us have moms. Oh, no, me who's on Is that food good over there concrete? Yeah, donna and Santa Ana. What's up, Donna? Hey, good morning, bro. Hi. Good morning, Donna. Donna talk to us. What would you tell Joanna? I would tell her to talk to her back off because I'm like in a similar situation with my mom I'm gonna have surgery this month and I've been having to tell my mom to like back the hell off Why? Because she's been all up in my business. She cares about you. She's been telling I get it But there's also a limit like there's a limit to to wear what can I say? She's been telling Um, I'm gonna be having um My ovaries removed and my uterus. Sorry. I'm so sorry. Is that endometriosis? Yeah, no no worries And um and like my mom's been telling my husband like You need to make sure she you know she needs to do this she needs to do that and you need to be taking care of her You got to watch her. This is serious. Don't let her do this. Don't let her do that. She's too much to do I get it, but there's a limit like it just it gets to a limit and you know, it's not like we're kids I'm sure You're a wish over here. Oh This is your mom. Yeah, it's her mom No, I get it, but there I mean we're not kids. We understand we know we need to do But you know, we're in relationships. It's not like Your partner doesn't know that they need to help you with certain things You know, you have a husband. I just it is just yes. Did you tell your mom like don't worry about him. I got my I got my man Yes, I did Oh my god She's probably saying that because like you know, obviously it's womanly stuff and so she's trying to try to direct him like Yeah, like he doesn't know you know, I'm saying you might know, but he doesn't know Like game him up. She's listening to richy valence crying over here right now Damn She saw her little babies. Do you guys have kids? I have to What's gonna happen when they're that one of your kids grows up and it's like mom stay out of it I'm not a kid anymore. Well kids are already grown my kids are already grown. So yeah My daughter's 22 and my son 17. Yeah, your daughter's back. Leave me alone mom. I want nothing to do with you It's already gotten to that Cycle I wonder where she gets it from Yeah, but you see how it's you it has to be the girl It can't be Joanna Jay Joanna it can be you baby girl Okay, yeah I I Girlfriend because one you're so I gotta hate you for all that you've done And to like the girlfriend has to be like mom then Dennis get a spittara a Joanna and like let her take the lead and she said chill so chill Yeah, yeah, and I feel really bad for the the girl about the ovaries What's your mother's surgery was Yeah, she had a On her left over Twisting and cutting off the blood flow I'm so sorry about that Yeah, no, it's okay. Well, yeah, I wish you said I was like oh man Way more common than you think I didn't I have no idea. Yeah, but it can't be you I You know like you for all you then you have to have the your your girl do it. You can't hate her daughter Yeah, yeah, yeah, just okay gone team Okay, yes, ma'am. Oh, I'm coming. You shut up three times. I've been counting All right, okay, we love her so good as Zoola come here. Now what's going on Cheesemation with Angie There's some cheeseman getting laid out in court. Okay, so get this Kanye West right now. He is getting sued By a contractor a construction worker named Tony Saxon He says Kanye never paid him what he was promised for the renovating Kanye is $57 million dollar Malibu mansions, all right but He recently had a handyman go up into trial. It's another worker for this guy that's doing Kanye and the handyman kind of spill a little tea about like Like like him and Bianca's in sorry Kanye's current wife So according to this handyman he was working on the house and then saw her car pull up with the kids And so he's like oh, yeah, I know Kanye is like girl. I know Bianca It was actually Kim Kardashian so the handyman is like hi Bianca like saying what's up to Kim and she was and she says Well, I don't know you Then Kanye comes out and is like that's the most famous woman in the world. How on earth could you mistake her I'm sure this was a fight afterwards. How on earth could you mistake her from my new girl Bianca? So sorry not to be mistaken what they really do look like but yeah, they do but that was a little beef and drama so wait So he defended his ex he defended his ex was at that time they were going to divorce. He was in 2021 So that's when they were still legally married already going to the divorce I'm wondering if even Kim may have had some suspicions that he was with Bianca or not like it was guys like that in between time Of things without working out and things maybe and then the handyman calls me This other girl's name. I came Kardashian. What the hell's that guy's problem shut your mouth. Don't even say Never say the name of any girl coming into my house like that's crazy What the hell Kanye have going on? You're just a lad still put your head down bro Feel working on the house just being nice like hey Bianca No, don't say a word get him mixed up. You don't know what I got going on around here. You don't know at all So you don't know I'm wondering if Bianca would have got upset that then he went out and said this is almost famous woman in the world Yeah, it's right, but you shouldn't be like so like defending her so hard And then after he's like I made this song for her Bam now you not know Kim Kardashian. Yo, I wouldn't have paid him after that either honestly honey Honestly, you messed up my whole My ex my new girl you ruined my life Who cares about this house anymore? It's ruined. Oh the handyman ruin the Yes, yes, yes Well, that was she's made Yeah, you know let these on yeah go rap shit Let these set go okay This is turning into Corillo sheet right now just letting you know ahead of time. So we gotta talk about peso pluma in a recent show He brought out one of his homies and his homies kind of look he let it slip That peso pluma does indeed be fit with a J.O.P. from for side a hida okay So his homie went on stage and proceeded to like shout out peso pluma and then said F J.O.P the crowd was a little bit stunned and then clapped you gotta hear it check this out I was like Best of pluma like a room the dappity's like bro, please go back it's uh How are you doing young Lucas you just got here your brand new artist? Yeah, he has a couple cool songs, but it's like why are you staring beasts between the two biggest artists in the genre? Like a little homie. That's the outlaws right there. Yeah bro But you shouldn't say it if I haven't said it Later came out was like hey, we all just got a unite. We can't be like beefing like that But it's like brother your homie told what you were feeling granted does he have reason I think he might because for side a hida recently did like a recap video on their socials about like different years in their life And they used a video clip of best of pluma's current girlfriend Kenya OS And she was saying in Spanish how for side a hida has like the best coridose check this out or the best music Baby The colors that you taught me through this one Oh, oh god She's walking in like lingerie ish type of style put in the video and she's like hey baby The the music that you played me is like very Shampooed yes, yeah for sure. Yeah, yeah, and I guess this thing has been like said, you know They have different collabs in the past and then they stop performing and there's been a whole deal And now it seems like it might be out in the open soon. Oh, man, but bruh like and if you don't know for side a hida come on Oh That's him versus this guy. Bae ya! Oh my god! And we like their collabs together, right? Oh yeah, it was lit on my body. That is what you want to turn it. Yeah, it's really like pizza. That might not ever happen. It's probably up in sick. But let Pesso Pluma say it if he wants to say it. The young homie, young Lucas, should not be saying a word. Like, then we ride. Yeah. Then we ride with him. But don't be saying it. You could tell Pesso, you could check out the video. Brown by Mornings, 106 on Instagram. And Pesso Pluma does not know what to do. And he just like, come here bro, let me give you that. And I'm good, get off seat. Yeah. Thank you, thank you so much for now making me have seven different phone calls as soon as I get off. Literally. Because people are gonna post it. Oh yeah. Alright, that was rap sheet. Go to your sheet right here on Brown by Mornings. Right, Scott. Hell is studious. What's 9 plus 10? Turn your life? Look at this studious. Oh, the studious. Oh, Thursday March 5th, guys. I don't want to know who gets fired faster, Gen Z or millennials. Oh, well, Gen Z quits. So yeah, that's that's figure fired. I don't even know that Gen Z actually get jobs. They're off. They're trying to be influencers. Every single one of them. That's a job. Guys, study shows that bosses are firing Gen Z grads shortly after hiring them. Employers say many Gen Z hires struggle with motivation and initiative. Yeah. On web on this with 50% of leaders citing this as a key reason why hires don't work out other common issues include being unprofessional, disorganized and poor communication skills. Well, I'm not gonna blame that on the Gen Z years. Millennials are also that. No, what? What do you think? What do you mean? The last one was unprofessional. Yep. No. Disorganized and communication. Yeah, that's not a Gen Z thing. That's not a Gen Z thing. That's a Gen Z thing. Hold on. You can get fired for those three things. Oh, yeah. And all Gen Zers want a tip. I'm just going to shoot this iPad. You can leave which one you like. Yeah. Yeah. I walked into like a Gen Z style store the other day as a clothing store. What are you doing there? We're going to have a look. It's like like, what are you doing at Claire's bro? It's a skating brand like skate stuff and stuff like that. You just said it said clear. What is it called? Zoomies. Alright, I walked into zoomies. Oh, good. And the worker was like, yeah, what's up, Doc? Let me know if you need any help, homie. And I was like, I'll show you where you are. Will you show your text? Yeah, but that doesn't mean that up. But speak to me correctly. And he's like, Brody, I'm going to be over here if you need any help. You went to zoomies. What are you doing with me, see? Bro, you're not a freaking men's warehouse. What are you going to expect them to call you, sir? No, just talk to me normally. Excuse me, sir. Oh, yeah. Well, I'll talk to you like a normal person. Gen Zers were born between 97 and 2012. Okay. Dude. I walked right out, I'll say this is true. These are on this guy on no cap. Yeah. He's like, Doc, these jeans over here, dope. I don't think. Who's your manager here? You remembered him, didn't you? Huh? You remembered him, didn't you? Yeah, I felt old. It's okay. He's at Zoomies last week. It was like a month ago. Oh, okay. He's not there anymore. He's not there anymore. He's been fired for not taking the insurance. The shirts are peaked in there. You're all the riz. All the razzle, thousand riz. No, but Gen Z, yeah, they're different. They're different. My sister's Gen Z. My sister's jobs for bad vibes. They had bad vibes. I don't know. I don't think I'm going to go back. Bad vibes. Did you tell them that you quit? No, I just stopped showing up. Like, you can't do that. Okay, so he was, I think, part of me respects that. What? Part of me respects that because some people will stay in a bad vibe workplace because, okay, you can't do that. No, it's, no. You can't, my dad's talking to you. No, it's okay. You can't quit. No, it's, no, it's okay to leave a job. It's okay to leave a job that you don't want to be at. It's just, you could do it respectfully. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Like, I give it to something cool. I feel like all the movies of our generation were like, man, if this job and that you were respectful. I know, like, epic, like throwing the papers in the air. Yeah, like, I don't just blame Gen Z. I don't think Gen Z is mean about it. I actually left a couple jobs like that, yeah. I didn't see it. It was, yes, it was, it was, what was it? It was like a, like a survey job, right there, a Sherman Way and Sepovida. And it was Fourth of July. And I was, I was doing like survey calls. And the people were like, dude, it's Fourth of July. You sort of, what are you doing? Get a real job. And it was like one call after another, one call after another. You don't have a family. It's Fourth of July. I do, I'm calling you. And then it was me, my cousin, Peps and my homie Oscar, we were all working there and I was like, hey, I'm gonna quit right now. And they're like, why? I was like, is Fourth of July four? And I have announced I want to smoke right now in the car. Let's cut the hell out of here. Nobody wants to talk to us. Nobody wants to do a survey right now. Don't get Fourth of July. Let's go, let's go light some, you know, some fire crackers. Yeah. And then this joint, let's get that out of here. And I ended up quitting and I did, um, the dude was like, you're not leaving. And I was like, you want to bet? And you land. And I took the papers off his desk and I was like, I'm out of here. Okay. So, we those last three things again. Okay, so, Jansi and Melenius are very similar. It was the, again. The disorganization. We're learning this bro. All publics, get a job though, Jansi. Stay smart, stay smart, stay lazy, America. Best of Brown bag.