Week 17 Waivers, DK Metcalf, Suspended, Championship Trivia, and Clanker Coke Ads

Welcome to the Ringer Fantasy Football show. My name is Danny Heidt. Today I'm joined by Danny Kelly and Craig Corojo-Becca. We are going over all the players you must add entering week 17, the fantasy football championships. I don't know if anyone is actually going to take players off of waivers and put them into their lineups or if people have made the finals. But at the very least, we have our trivia championship that we have to figure out here. And also to address the fact that if you are watching on video, I look like I am in Narcos, Mexico. You look like you're on the Marty Supreme press tour. I'm just part of like Timmy T. Chalamet. Do you ever see traffic, Craig, back in the day? Like how everything was in a sepia tone. Yeah, dude. I, I, the early, I hate that. That's, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. I have, it looks like he's inside of an orange ping pong ball. Right. How did you, that's actually the lighting. There you go. So I'm just ahead of the curve. So yeah, we're going to go through. Yeah. All the waivers, trivia emails. And yeah, they're just jealous that I got to see Marty Supreme. That's all. But first we're going to take a quick break. This episode is presented by Chime. BankSmarter this season. Fantasy football is all about strategy. Well, here's a winning strategy for your money. Trade banking fees for fee free banking, 1.5% cash back getting paid when you say in a higher APY and your savings, that's a lineup that wins. Stop banking the old way. BankSmarter through Chime. Chime is a financial technology company, not a bank. Banking services and the secured Chime Visa credit card provided by the bank or bank and a or stride bank and a members FDIC optional services and products may have fees or charges details at Chime.com fees info with a qualifying direct deposit earn 1.5% cash back on eligible secured Chime Visa credit card purchases. APY means annual percentage yields. Learn more at Chime.com. Dude, I will say Narcos, the intro music was pretty incredible. The first season. The tune in. Oh God. It was like a good show. I loved that show. Narcos is when it came out. Oh, that guy is not. People think that guy might win an Oscar this year. Pablo Escobar. The guy who played him. He's in another movie about a scientist in what country, right? He's in this movie called The Secret Agent. People think he might get an Oscar and I'm for it. Cool. Yeah, I think it's Brazilian. All right, we're going to get to waiver ads and trivia. But first, just want to address the DK Metcalf thing. People were mad that we didn't talk about it on The Sonny Show, but we had a sneaky feeling that something like this is going to happen. I'm just going to read Shadup for Priority, SBN, who does a great job. I'm going to just read because I think every paragraph of the story at the top is important. Steelers wide receiver DK Metcalf has been suspended two games without pay by the NFL for quote conduct detrimental to the NFL for initiating a physical confrontation with a fan and quote during Sunday's game before field. That was the end of the NFL quote still quoting Brooke story. According to the NFL release, Metcalf's actions violate the league policy that specify players may not enter the stands or otherwise confront fans at any time on game day if a player makes unnecessary physical contact with the fan in any way that constitutes unsportsmanlike conduct or presents crowd control issues, blah, blah, blah, blah. He will be held accountable. And then Ryan Kennedy, the Detroit Lions fan involved in the altercation with DK Metcalf on Sunday denied he used a racial slur misogynistic or hate based language during the incident. According to a statement released by Michigan law firm and then DK Metcalf who played for the Seahawks before being traded to the Steelers this year, reported Kennedy to Seattle team security in the past, a source confirmed to ESPN CX reporter Brady Henderson, the Seahawks played at Detroit in 2022, 2023 and 2024. Yeah. So clearly there's a little bit more going on here than just he struck up a conversation with a random fan. Obviously, you don't ever want to be punching a fan. That's that was a horrible look and it looked bad at the moment, but we don't exactly know yet what this guy said to DK Metcalf and how that triggered him. So, you know, there's almost no reason to punch a fan. Yeah. Almost. Right. Almost. No. Putting down. Yeah. I mean, the fact that they have a history is actually kind of wild. It's nuts. I couldn't believe that that he was like, I know this guy and I've told Seattle security about him before. If there's like an actual if there's a paper trail to on this, that's like not great. Security. Yeah. This guy, this fan. Yeah. So he's out two games. He's I think he's going to appeal. He has appealed. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, we'll see if he's able to make it back. If it gets reduced by a game or not. But yeah, the last two games of the season, he might not play. Yeah. We've got to I forget the timeline of how the appeals work, but obviously that's huge because that would either be the Ravens game or if they go to the playoffs. So it could be pretty substantive. But yeah, the fact that this guy's come up before I immediately went from the guy's side to DK Metcalf's side like really quickly. It just felt like there's a video and it appears like nothing's going on. And the guy doesn't say anything, but it's like something happened before the video. Clearly, I don't know. The whole thing doesn't doesn't pass muster. Right. Yeah. Well, we'll withhold judgment for now until more comes out. Exactly. The guy said he called DK by his full name. That's why I never called DK by his full name because the last time he did, he slapped the shit out of me. Even though. Yeah. Don't you ever call me Daniel to Kailin Kelly? That's your name. To Kailin Kelly. He's like, what you fucking call me? Okay. Let's get to waivers. I mean, if you're here, you know, no point in explaining it anymore. I mean, people know how it works by now. It's the last week of the season. So for the handful of people who found us this week, we hope you for the first time. Yeah. Welcome. We're going to go through waivers position by position and we're going to add players and frankly, it's an excuse to finish our trivia championship because with the exception of three people on this list, I hope you don't have to play any of these people in your fantasy championship. If you're in the fantasy championship, odds are your bench is deep enough or even if you had quench on Judkins or somebody who got hurt, you probably have a better option, but just in case, this might be toilet, toilet bowl stuff. That's true. That's actually way more important for people like me and toilet bowl. Right. I will say though, there are some gnarly teams and championships. I know. They really are. You just look, you ever go to your fantasy league and look at the championship because obviously how did this team finish? Second. I don't know if that's it's funny because it kind of mirrors the actual NFL season this year. We're like, I think it's in my home league, like the fifth and the sixth seed are in the championship and the ringer league. It's like two teams that were six and eight are in the championship. These rosters that don't look deserving. It's very bizarre year. It's all over the place. Yeah, it really is. I'm sorry. I'm going to pull up just because Jackie who beat me in a league and it's now into the championship and a league we're in. Can I just read you some of the players in Jackie's team? Yeah. Jackie's in the final and I'm looking at it and her quarterback is Trevor Lawrence. Her running backs are Ashton Gentie and Breeze Hall. Interesting. It's like a real real her. What the fuck? Why do we do this? Why do we spend so much time on this? Dude, in my home league of the guy who made the championship last week started Quinn Ewers Super flex and won the game because he had Pukin to cook. Now he's in the time. That's so great. I'm going I'm going to a championship in one league and I'm starting to fill rivers. Super flex though, right? Two quarter. Super flex. Yeah, super flex to be clear. But still, I mean, we're digging. We're digging in the bottom of the barrel here for quarterbacks in particular. But yeah, it's unbelievable. Anyway, I just just look at the championship team. Just stare at them. Sometimes it's like, oh, yeah. And sometimes you're like, I don't understand this. I like I never could have picked this constellation of players even having watched the entire season. Okay, let's get to running back. DK if you actually have to pick and play a play pick up and play a player this week either for championship or toilet ball. So we running back. I don't don't know if we retired him last week. I think we talked about this, but Blake Corham if he's still out there, I think has to be your number one choice. You guys want to retire him and go to someone else? Yeah, if Blake Corham is available, then without a doubt, he would be the number one guy. Yeah, okay. We'll just qualify him. I'll go with Michael Carter for the Cardinals again, who he's the lead back for the team. They're going up against the Bengals next week, which has been the worst against the running backs and fantasy this year. He is in a target or he's in a time split with Corey Kiner and Amari Demarcato. So he's not like getting all the carries, but he is the lead guy for them. I think the Cardinals offense will be a little bit better this week than it was last week. You're just going to get more touches with him. Again, this is kind of like what we just laid out. Like obviously not ideal if you have to start Michael Carter, but if you're in the toilet bowl, I think you go pick him up. I did not go with him. Who do you got? It's bottom of the barrel here. I went with Chris Rodriguez for the Commanders who is playing Dallas on Christmas That's another good one. Yeah. He had 15 carries like 65 yards in a touchdown last week. He is the starting running back playing Dallas who is beat up and not good against the run right now. And I would go with them. I think that's fine. I'm okay with that. I would go with Carter just because Dica said lead back versus Bengals. And I know the Cardinals aren't running a ton, but I do think Cardinals Bengals will have a ton of points. Those are just two teams that are kind of mirrors of each other. I just don't like that Michael Carter's whole thing was catching passes and now Amari Demarcato is back and now Michael Carter is not catching passes. They do kind of have a weird delineation of duties. Yeah, I don't like anything. I don't like that. Josh Johnson is going to be the quarterback. Honestly, Craig, you know what my biggest issue with your pick is? Yeah. It goes against your principle. If you pick the game on Christmas, you're going to watch a third string quarterback, Josh Johnson on Christmas and you're ruining your whole goddamn holiday and be like, why did I choose to do this? I'd literally rather just have a guy on Sunday. So I don't have to watch and have my entire Christmas weekend ruined because I played a guy on Christmas. Yeah. Now you get to watch Bengals, Cardinals and pray that that game goes well. That'll be fun. I will say if Chris Rodriguez scores in Christmas, that's kind of nice. True. The ultimate gift. Yeah. Maybe it's rubbery. Yes. It's one of those two guys that I think there's a massive tear break after those two. Yes. I debated like another guy, Emmanuel Wilson, who's the backup running back for Green Bay. Josh Jacobs is banged up. Yeah. He fumbled in that in that Bears game last week and then only played two offensive snaps after the fumble, but he's clearly not healthy and he's playing through a knee and an ankle thing right now. Emmanuel Wilson looked pretty good and the floor said that the reason why Emmanuel Wilson played more was not because he punished Jacobs for the fumble, but because Wilson just looked really good. I also think sometimes those younger guys are better with the read option exchanges like with like, well, suddenly it's like when Josh Jacobs was like, when was the last time I really had to do this a lot? You know what I mean? Yeah. So I do think he's like kind of lingering as that next option. So who should we do the showdown with? Well, if it's you break the tie. Yeah, it doesn't matter. I'll take Chris Rodriguez. Yeah. Why don't you do Michael Rodriguez? Michael Rodriguez? Yeah. Can't not care that much. It's not like whoever wins trivia gets to pick their guy. You know, that's true. Sure. Did I I'm in shock. And we're we're like senior right this game. We're taping this during the Colts game. Phillip Rivers cannot be stopped right now. He's out here. Old man Rivers out here. I need 80 points for McCaffrey and Jonathan Taylor. McCaffrey scored. I know. Now the room is texting me saying I'm going to win. I'm sorry. I only need 71 more points from the combined. So you have Taylor and McCaffrey. Yeah. There's not even 50. There aren't past rushes within 10 feet of Phil when he's throwing the ball. It's because he's getting rid of the ball in one and a half seconds. Honestly, he's kind of throwing it down the field. They can't get near as he's pushing it and they can't get near any of the receivers either. It's like Josh Downs is open like 12 yards down the field and every fucking pass. Anyway, all right. So we're going to do Chris Rodriguez. Sure. Yeah. Okay. All right. That means it is time for the Chris Rodriguez showdown time. And so this is the trivia the trivia championship. It's really between hyphens and I DK a little spectator. But what's the score hyphens in first with 18. I'm in second with 16 and DK has 10. Wow. I've been I was robbed. So I got to win. I have to win all three. All right. Or I guess I could win two and DK wins the other one. If it gets uninteresting then maybe we'll maybe we'll do a double nothing at the end with the game that someone suggested. Okay. We've a this is appropriate. That's Chris Rodriguez. So this is from Taylor T bone Taylor breakfast was three scrambled. Oh, I like that breakfast was three scrambled eggs homemade breakfast sausage. 175 grams of 0% vanilla Greek yogurt. That's you know someone's like 175. They're weighing their breakfast black coffee in a cool mint. Zim. All right. Cool mint. Zin. Yeah. Wow. Protein little little buzz. I like it. Taylor people that listen or show our maniacs for breakfast. Aren't they? P it's a great window to people's minds. I love it. I mean they're emailing trivia on our week 17 trivia episode. These people these are die hard to they go hard. The guy aspect of their life. Taylor writes because DK mentioned that Josh Johnson. He was posting about how Josh Johnson will be in the NFL forever eight years ago. Taylor writes how many entries are on Josh Johnson's Wikipedia page under the team history section and for clarification the same team counts twice if they signed him twice. So if a team signed him five times that would be five entries. How many how many entries does he have? Basically it's like how many times does he sign with the team but it's like on ways Wikipedia but it's how many times is Josh Johnson signed with the team. Even if it was like to the practice squad or whatever. Okay. Because we know he's been on. Can we say the number of the amount of teams he's been on because we said that yesterday or yeah. I think that's like common knowledge because we said it was 14 teams 14 teams. Yeah. But we all knew that when we guessed and wrote one down earlier. Yeah. Well you should have been listening to me as I always say. All right Craig do you got a number in mind. Sure. Sure. Yeah whatever. All right three two one twenty four. Damn it. I said way too many. I said 40 which was stupid. That's a lot. I was like oh well if high school and college and the XFL or and it was a bad it was a great bad guess. All right. So what is it. The answer is what did you guys say again. Craig said 24 I said 25. He's gonna get it. Wow the answer is 25 on the nose. Damn it. I needed that. I'm fucking it up. That was a winnable game right there Craig. Can I can I say something I actually was on the Josh Johnson Wikipedia yesterday. I did not count for the record how many subconscious there were. But yeah maybe I did sort of up there somewhere. All right I'm still alive. I'm still well we're on Josh Johnson. We have to read another email here. This is from Sam Sammy. That's bone. So do you remember what we were actually talking about the show yesterday. Big why we were saying how Josh Johnson was old like a decade ago. We were talking about how he's like Clint Eastwood. Yeah. So Sam writes in Josh Johnson and Clint Eastwood went to the same high school. Stop. Stop. At the same time. No fucking way. Dude. Where to go to high school. The Oakland Tech which also the alumni include Marshawn Lynch, yeah, Ford, Ricky Henderson and the Muppeteer Frank Oz. I want to say Marshawn Lynch and Josh Johnson are either friends or related somehow. I want to say they might be cousins. Well they went to the same high school so they probably played together. Isn't that crazy though. Like what are the odds of that. Yeah. Dude, Josh Johnson and Marshawn Lynch are cousins. Yeah, they're cousins. What are you doing? Clint Eastwood is their uncle. He's their great great uncle. Oh my God. Wow, that's insane. I know. What are the odds of that? All right. Wide receivers. Do you think Clint Eastwood has directed more movies than than teams? Josh Johnson has signed with? No. Yeah. Oh wait. He's been a director for 45 years, right? 25 stint. I'm saying 25 movies because directing is different than starring. I'm saying do you think he's directed more than 25 movies? I feel like I can name five. I don't think he has. Okay. That's less than 25. That's five less. Well, I mean you got a big bridge to gap there. But it's just like Tom Brady, one more Superles and Peyton in his 40s. Has Clint Eastwood made five movies since he turned 80? Yeah, yeah, I mean the answer is I would probably guess like 30, 35, but this is like a classic pre-internet thing that would have been way more fun and now I'm just going to look it up and I it's close. I bet kind of maybe. I don't know. What did you say 30 or 35 would be my guess. The answer is he's directed. It's 45 on his IMDB 45 directing movies. He's 96 starting to look like late stage Al Davis out here. What's his skincare routine? Sea monster. All right. Wide receiver, third time's the charm. DK, you have to add a receiver. I think this is way more realistic than running back this week. If you had a receiver off waivers, play him in your lineup. Parker Washington for the Jags would probably be my guess. Yeah, six catches under 45 yards of touchdown. I looked awesome out there. He's only playing 55% of the snaps. So that is slightly worrisome. He's playing behind Jacobi Myers and Brian Thomas Jr. But I feel like Trevor just completely trusts this guy. He's really good after the catch. He's really useful. He's also a good returner. So in terms of the guys that are out there on waivers, if I want to start a guy this week, I'm probably going to Parker Washington. They're playing the Jags in Indy next. So it'll be in a dome. They are the Jags. Damn. Did Pierce just score another touchdown? Yeah, he did. This is unbelievable. Old man Rivers is cooking. Dude, it was third in goal from like the 15 and he converted that. What in the world is going on here? Like, oh, there's a flag. Craig, that last weekend and Phillip Rivers is converting third in goals from the 15 up flag. Oh, it's on the Niners. Oh, it's all right. No, no, it's on the Niners. It counts unreal. Unreal. At some point, we'll have to talk about if he's like a little better than he was at the end of the first Colt Stint. It's all the rest he got, man. Just a smidge. He's rested. Yeah. Parker Washington's the answer receiver. He's probably he's the best player on waivers. And if you had to play a flex guy, Craig is making a face like it's not Parker Washington. No, no, I that that is the right call. But I there's a little bit of like Trey Tucker syndrome to these guys where it's like they have the big week and then we're like, add him. And in reality, he's like the third option on the team. And the week before this, he had six points the week before that. He had three. So it's like you you're all are kind of shooting fish in a barrel here, but I agree he's the best player. There's like Luther burden is banged up. I don't know if he's gonna play Jalen Cocher kind of similar situation as Parker Washington playing the Seahawks playing the Seahawks. So I I agree that Parker Washington is the choice. I'm not sure I agree with the fact that he's like a bankable flex. No matter what you think about Adam Thielen. No. If as long as we're talking about old men. Yeah, because the thing with the Steelers is they're not going to have DK back after also not going to have Calvin Austin. I think he also left the game with a hamstring injury, which is I think we can I think the tight ends will be more useful than I think this Steelers genuinely might run multiple plays with three tight ends and two running backs. I mean, John Smith is like a running back now. Hmm. I think that's more carries than catches. It's kind of game. Well, outside at receiver, there's got Jalen Ward. Actually, that's true with two to the receiver on the team. Kind of game. David between the jets and the Steelers this year at the receiving yardage. It's unbelievable. Jets might smidge and chance to have no deceptions and no ford. You're receivers. Okay, so we're doing we're doing Parker Washington showdown time here. Yeah, let's do it. All right. It is officially not crunch time for Craig and I have to win this or it's over. It is the Parker Washington showdown time. Craig, should I purposely lose? Showdown time is coming. That actually might make me better at this. DK, why don't you just have faith? Why don't you why don't you just not throw it? Because I want to make it interesting. Trust the process. If it's meant to be, it's meant to be. I put my thumb on the scale here if I can. That's actually what I've been doing the whole year. I can't win like that. That's a coward's way out. Watch. I'm glad you can admitted that. You don't want to. What is the beginning of the fantasy core intro? Definitely don't want to tell anyone you're doing this thing or you don't want to get handcuffed. Definitely don't tell anybody about this. Yeah, definitely don't tell him. Okay. So DK admitting that it's rigged. Okay. So here's the question. This is from Richard Rich. Did anybody see Richie? Nobody gets up at me. I just pretend it's from the bear, but I know it's like still on or something. I'm like, yeah. Segal. Segal. Yeah. So dare you. I know they're not. I can flay those two different guys. Okay. Dick writes breakfast this morning was a spinach sausage quiche with coffee and almond milk. I gotta say sausage is more in play than I expected every morning for these folks. Did he make sausage in the mix? I don't know if you made the quiche. You said a piece of a quiche. Wait, can you see it was spinach sausage and what quiche and then the coffee with almond milk. I feel like that's a Starbucks order. Probably spinach sausage quiche. That sounds like those little bites they have. Yeah. That's probably a call in honor of Fartes chart. Uh-oh. A but load is an actual unit of measurement. What a but load is a really unique measurement according to who it's a real it's a real fucking thing according to who I I guessed and then I looked up the answer and I'll explain it according to them. It's a hit hit group dude. Perfect. They put it in their Wikipedia according to sports science according to Dick a but load is real. All right. What unit of measurement are we guessing in? A liquid. Okay, I keep but are we guessing in what how many gallon the question is how many gallons is a but load? I didn't even. All right. So this is more than a gallon. It's you're guessing in gallons. How many gallons is a but load? How many gallons is a but load? How many gallons is a but load? There's a Tim and Eric skit called deep pants and it's just short. That's short for diarrhea pants. Oh yeah. So I've seen that. It's the biggest favorite video on the internet. It's the funniest thing. It's actually it's actually vile, but it's the funny. It's the yeah, they're like see through like like plastic. Anyway, I'm like how many gallons are in the deep pants is like how I'm picturing this. Gallons. How many gallons is a but load? All right. All right. I'm about it. All right. Three, two, one, 20. You said 2DK. Yeah, two. Craig, by the skin of your teeth. I said 16. Oh God. The answer is 126. That's way too much. 126. A K 477 liters, a.k.a. Two hogs heads, which don't even get me started on the hogs. That's what's a hog hogs heads is one but load. According to whom? I'm so glad you asked. So in medieval England or medieval Europe, a but was a cask. They used to hold giant quantities of wine or ale beer wine. It's like big ass barrels. Wow. It's called the. Okay. So this isn't some just like dorky internet thing. This is real. It's pretty dorky still. I mean, it's a but loads. I mean, it's not not. But yeah, so a hog said, which I feel like I've heard of more bars, but yes, a two hogs heads, one but so hogs a cheek. Okay. So they used to store beer in a in a butt in a but yeah, which are just barrels. What cask? Is that where but came from? Like the word but like they started looking at like two barrels and it's like, oh, that kind of looks like cheeks. I guess. Wow. So we can start calling asses barrels. That's fun. Bear, bear, look at the barrel on her. Calvary barrels. I guess the barrels. Yeah. Look at them hogs heads. Okay. Craig gets Parker Washington. Who you nice Craig? I feel like Craig's going to bail and take Luther burden anyway. No, no, I'm going to take Parker. I'll take. I'll take. Yeah, he is. Fuck this socks. Um, part of me wants to take Craig joke to a trade Tucker part of me wants trade Tucker versus the Giants just because the Giants can't guard anyone. Yeah. Part of you. I kind of it's him or Khmer D. K. Luther bird. I don't know. Take burden. I make how hard is burden. I want to take a injured rookie. No. All right. So who you taking? Fuck it. Hey, man, I got to play one of these motherfuckers. I'll take trade Tucker. I hit the Giants quarterbacks with a fiery passion. I wouldn't I don't know if I'd play him though. Jaylin cocker versus versus the Seahawks is probably better answer. Even though it's the Seahawks. Nobody wants to play Shamir D. K. I'm going to I'm going out of limb here. I'm living my life dangerously and I'm taking Shamir D. K. Hell yeah. In the honor of my name too. Also, I saw a crazy stat about Shamir D. K. Yeah. He is the fourth rookie in NFL history with at least four receiving touchdowns and multiple punt return touchdowns joining Tyree Kill, Des Bryant and Eddie Kenison. Wow. Des Bryant did that. That's interesting. Yeah. Yeah. He's good, man. Also, I just think. Kent Ward is playing a lot better than he was early on in the season. So much better. This is like a this is less of a desperate. I think for the for like five or six weeks or seven weeks more longer, we were just like, we're not going to recommend any Titans players because this offense is just not working whatsoever. But I think the offense has actually been a little bit better lately. So they play the Saints next weekend, close out the fantasy season. I just like DK because not, you know, in the past five games, five targets, five targets, eight targets, four targets, seven targets, but he's a big part of the offense. Speaking of butt load, Ivan's chair is squeaking like an old wooden ship. Is it me? Is it my chair? The diversity, the HMS diversity. Yeah. That thing is getting a butt load right now. It's squeaking. Oh yeah. So there's noises between the orange light. Yeah, there's squeaks. His dog squeaks. There's there's I'm a Jackie's brothers for Christmas. So if there's sounds, there's sounds. It does look like because you're in Pittsburgh, right? It does look like you're just surrounded by Pittsburgh yellow. There's just like neon Pittsburgh signs all around. I just have terrible towels over everything. Okay. Wait, hi, Vince. You took Coker. Quick sniff. I guess him a trip. Yeah, I guess jail and Coker. Fuck. I mean, this sucks. You could take Mack Hollins. No, I want people wear shoes. You could take a D Mitchell and I literally would rather lose than then root for Brady Cook in week 17. Yeah, that's a football season. All right. Imagine depending on the New York Jets and Brady Cook who literally would you say Craig that Garrett Wilson has played since mid October and he leads the team in receiving yards with like 385. So I looked at someone emailed I sorry, I didn't look it up. Someone else looked it up. I haven't had time to confirm it today, but I think the lowest receiving yardage leader in a modern era team is like 430. And the Ram the Jets seriously do have a shot at the lowest ever. Yeah, because Garrett Wilson is obviously hurt and Mason Taylor is next and he's hurt. Wow, that's fucking who would it have to be Craig? Who's third? I don't know who is it? Breeze Hall. I'm looking it up right now. So can you imagine if the Jets don't get an interception to become the first team to ever not have an interception this evening, but on yardage Hall is 332 yards receiving. But that's not a given he gets the 400. No, no, because it was 430. He needs 100. So Mason Taylor, 369 and the Breeze Hall. So 80 Mitchells, 279. So he needs. I mean, dude, that's fucking crazy. Okay. That would be that's man. And every time you think the Jets can't get lower. All right. Tight end. Speak of the devil. Dica number one tight end if you actually have to play one for week 17, which I hope nobody does. I guess I'm going to go with Taysom Hill. Who just does a little bit of everything for the Saints. I don't I don't understand. I don't know if they're going to keep using him like they did or if this was just for fun this week, but Taysom Hill was freaking everywhere. He rushed the ball 12 times. He threw the ball for he threw a 38 or touchdown and he caught four passes for 36 yards. Like this was the Taysom Hill farewell tour game or something like that's like, you know, when a guy's getting closer retired, there's like go out there and shoot as many shots as you can. But yeah, Taysom Hill with Camara out probably. I think Camara is already like in Cabo or something at this point. He's drinking Pina Coladas somewhere and Audric Estime. Sorry, Devin Neal is already on IRL also Alvin Camaro probably not coming back. Audric Estime is like the next guy up, but they really ended up just using Taysom Hill as like they're starting running back in this game. So yeah, going to Taysom Hill. They're playing. Who are they playing? They're playing the Titans. So the answer has to be Taysom Hill. It has to be. No, you want to talk about upside? It has to be Taysom Hill. Classic. Four catches in 12 carries last week. He's 16 touches and that's not even including playing quarterback. God damn it. In throwing passes. I love Taysom Hill. Taysom Hill is is maybe my favorite player that's been in the league since we started doing the show. Well, yeah, he's like the only guy players. He's a modern day Cloyce box like he's playing in the 1950s still. Okay, it is the final round of trivia. It is the Taysom Hill showdown time. Let's do it. All right. That's that's what we call Kizvit right there. That is that is not planned. That is not planned, Craig. That is. You know, some as Craig said earlier, sometimes, you know, you got to believe sometimes the universal lines. By the way, I have my my Cloyce box. I don't know if it's a rookie card or just football card behind me. Somebody gave that to me at a show in one of our live shows. Yeah, I have my you have the Cloyce box. All right. Everyone's all right. You guys are leaning on to think no one's going to believe this is real, but this is just this is the universe. This is they have D. King Craig of no idea what's about to happen. But this this emails from John is Cloyce here right now. Like my goobled and Cloyce and Lauren. I actually so John's breakfast was packaged a blueberry, velvety, Belveda and a black coffee. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, the Belvedere cookies Belvedere. I was like, you said, Val Vita. It's like blueberry cheese. Interesting. Wait, what's Belveda? It's the cookies. Yeah. No, they're not cookies. They're like breakfast bars breakfast. Everybody's Belvedere got really mad at you. But so John's question is basically. This email, I can't believe Cloyce box game. You said you guys love Cloyce box. True. So as the final trivia email of the year, I chose how many receiving yards did Cloyce box have in his best game in the NFL? Well, wait, it's not a trick question. They literally wrote the email parentheses. Not a trick question. He had like catches and yards and it was after the forward. It's like a real thing because he was an end and a running back. What was he? Well, he played all 21 positions plus kicker coach. He was a hell. He was basically everything Swiss Army. So his highest receiving yard total in a single game. Yeah. His career high in receiving in a game. Not like a game. Yes. Sorry. The game man. I can't believe you guys tasted. I actually just picked this because I love Cloyce box and I did as the final one of the year and I didn't think he would come up. This is tricky. Did he take a screen pass to the house one day? I don't know. Of course he did. I know what I'm picking three to one 183. I said I said to 20 to two receiving yards. Craig, here's the deal. We get tagged in so many Cloyce box tweets because he's like up there with the most ridiculous numbers. I can't remember what it is though. I'll stop by a Cloyce box. The reason he came up was because he had the lion's record for like hundred like like crazy games. But I thought he I didn't realize he was catching passes. I thought he was more of a running back. I mean he's doing it all. Okay. What's the answer? The answer is 302 302 receiving yards in a game. Cloyce. Cloyce is a legend. What the fuck? See this is Craig. We always get tagged in tweets because Cloyce box comes up on broadcasts when it's like the most receiving yards in a game and Cloyce box is just like a Cloyce box. 19. I guess way too low. 302 yards in a game. Cloyce you think Craig you think Cloyce reeled in Fern with under 300 receiving yards in a game. I guess 53 yards in a game is not enough for Fern. Fern's not getting out of bed in the morning for more than two for less than 250 here. All right. We need I need to investigate this game. What was what was Boyce box's career high. Boyce box is probably 52 boys box. Did he play in the NFL? Same. Good old boys. His brother was boys or his father's son. His brother was brother was boys. Cloyce and boys. Boys. Dude. I love that back then. How many points you scored was like a part of the stat like he it was this game in December 3rd 1950. He set a Detroit team record with 12 catches for touchdowns 24 points and 302 receiving yards. It's because he gets the extra points. He would score the touchdowns and get the field. They were using points back then. 302 receiving yards. What is the record in the NFL. I think it's 330. Who did that. It's a good question. It was Jimmy Smith crazily got close but I think it's it's it's some weird it's it's an old time. It's it's Willie Flipper Anderson of course Flipper Anderson Calvin Johnson was second. You know crazily got really close. I think I'm doing this right. I think Jimmy Smith on the Jaguars. I think yeah he's seventh. He had 291 which is crazy Flipper Anderson Flipper Anderson and Flipper was not that old Flipper did that in like the ninth that Calvin Johnson. Oh Calvin Johnson's two with 329 if the memory serves he didn't even have that many touchdowns in that game Flipper did it 1989. Yeah. Calvin Johnson did it in 2013. Wait I'm looking at that Calvin game. You know what's funny about that Calvin game. He only had one touchdown which has to be one of the most improbable things ever the 379 yards and one touchdown. I don't even know you do that. Man I I botched that for some reason. I didn't realize that Cloyce was such a prominent receiving back that guy was fucking McCaffrey. You see you know why it's because you're boxing him in if you will. So you can say that he's an end Craig how many times we have to go over this. You're right. Honestly I this position on pro football references literally E dash HB half back in end and I'll be all baby. Okay. So that would give me the trivia title. Yeah part of me wants to give you an out and pitch you on a game that someone suggested. No what we can maybe do the game but you you earned it you won the title. So I want you to like to win and do the game that would actually be great. Thanks. Well wait you get to taste a meal we have to keep going quickly so DK you have the second pick here. Brent and strange for the Jags if he counts he was 53 on Yahoo percent 53 percent roster on you might not be out there is 27% on ESPN though so that's why I threw him in there. No we'll just assume he's already rostered but I'll go with a J. Barner for the Seahawks. I'm going to go with Pat Friarmouth. I think it's gonna be more involved or I guess you can honestly go down on Washington part of me just thinks it's going to be Darnell and also you know what it's week 17 just have a live a little man have a little fun have the 312 pound tight end left tackle. You only think about Darnell is Darnell's will sloppy. That's kind of like all over the place is a 24 year old is 312 pounds. It's like yeah sorry beggars can't be sorry he's not the largest and fastest person league and also just the most technical route run is a left tackle. Well yeah I feel like it's like ball security is all over the place. He's always kind of he's just falling down at all times but you still can't tackle him. There was a play where he it's like an important down and Aiden Hutchinson and he kind of handled him. He got a little chip from Jalen Warren but I was watching him like this is crazy that Darnell Washington is like kind of can block a Dutchman on third down. I mean I think he is by far the hardest person to tackle it. I've ever seen in my lifetime like I think he destroys Derek Henry in terms of how hard he is to tackle. You know what I will say I think my most old school football take is I love the Oklahoma drill and I wish it was part of the Pro Bowl and I kind of wish Derek Henry and Darnell Washington would run the Oklahoma drill. That would just be like the large hadron quieter or whatever it's like the earth would just fold into itself into a new dimension. Yeah it's like why do they need two miles to fire the particles like just give me two of them. I'll do it at like like 10 minutes. Okay so Taysum Hill and you're taking fire. Moe did you take DK again. I took a J Barnard. Okay and Brent and Strange where would he rank among all these if he's available someone rage cuts him probably after Taysum Hill. Yeah. Okay. Court if we're running through this quickly for quarterbacks God I hope no one has to do it but if you need to I think if Jordan Love misses this week I feel like you have to do Malik wills versus the Ravens just because Malik wills could genuinely get 10 12 plus carries solely as a rusher. Malik wills is boomer bust but I mean when he's filled in in the past he's got 20 25 points and he also has enough of a deep ball. It's like very risky but again he's also hurt. He has a shoulder injury. That did happen late in the game and he kind of like shrugged it off but I don't think they have a choice. I think that who's the third string quarterback. It's like he's still is it still Sean Clifford who's the third string for the backers the backup quarterback is Chris a lot of a lot of come that's crazy. Oh dude I don't think they have one on the roster so I think like Willis is going to fucking play. Okay, unless Jordan love but again Jordan love my play will us I also just think Tyler Shuck first the Titans Tyler Shucks available like Tyler Shucks playing well, I I've been mean to him this year. Would you dare think about Gino Smith? I would I Gino Smith hates the Giants because the Giants were gonna let play and Mike Ben Mackin was gonna play him instead of Eli Manning and Ben Chibney was probably right and then the Giants didn't so Gino Smith hates the Giants rightfully but you could I also part of me is like if the Flamar misses time stoop Huntley which maybe that's dumb but I'm like stoop Huntley could also you know get you some rushing but that's kind of I would go Malik will us Tyler if he played Tyler Shuck Gino what about Phil Rivers after tonight's performance right now there is nine minutes left in the second quarter and these quarterbacks have combined for five touchdowns I feel like this kind of Rivers game afterward it's kind of like he just disappears into a mist and is like you guys got this now and he just kind of goes away and everyone's like was that real I think he signed for a he signed in an extension baby Rivers should do the new LeBron and we just hold out until he gets to play with his kids and don't let him get anywhere near golf. Mostly because the kid is one of your golf anymore. Defenses if we're being honest this is the most important part of the show if you're still playing page I would do horrible things to get the New England page defense versus the Jets this week Brady Cook I mean Jets have good special teams but I mean you can't overstate variable versus the Jets. I would still take the Buccaneers defense versus Miami and Quinn Ewers I know the Bucs have been struggling I don't care I don't believe in Quinn Ewers even if they start Zach Wilson don't believe in him either I would do horrible things to get the Bucs Steelers if they're available which I think they are kind of in leagues Steelers are playing the Browns and Chidore I know Watts out but I feel like he wants not playing but I still if they don't have Quinn Sean Judkins which we forgot to talk about this during the running back segment my god the woof that Quinn Sean Judkins broke his leg and the reason that we didn't have a running back for the Browns is that Dylan Samson the backup is also hurt with his own hand also a little bit of a calf injury so the Browns are gonna and then the third string which around four is a shoulder injury so it would be between like injured Dylan Samson splitting time with the fourth string Travion Williams and then also Raheem Sanders which I mean I you're gonna split the Browns running game two or three ways and I'm like I don't want to guess I think if Dylan Samson you should pick up Dylan Samson and if he plays he's a good option to play but I think there's just no guarantees going to play this week. Okay and then the other defense is the Packers if they're available which I think people did kind of cut them after Parsons some people they're available versus the Ravens and Tyler Huntley I would take that especially because the Ravens have a like a historic talent for just throwing the ball out like between Derek Henry Mark Andrews and safe Flowers and Isaiah likely it's a generational cannot hold on to the ball football team it's like the it's like the heedles of not being able to hold on to a football. Did you see that video of Isaiah likely walking out of the stadium and then somebody's like yelling a question at him and he just says back we're straight ass we're so ass. You say that? Oh man. That'll be good. I should name my fantasy team that picture. We're so ass. I don't know maybe that was AI. I know we're very close to just not being able to reference anything on the internet but I think it was crazy that our kids are gonna think like the way our parents talk about I don't know. Shit from that makes them sound old. We're talking about the era where you could just see a video and you're like well obviously this is real I know for 100% fact that this is real. That's gonna just be a weird era. Yeah. Austin says he said we ass as fuck. We ass as fuck. No that's a waff. We ass as fuck. We ass as fuck. Oh my god. Okay. Couple emails that I want to run with this dumb game by you that we might cut. Okay. All right. John on the Zach woods pass the two point conversion. Yeah. So John. Johnny J. Bone. John says I'm a Rams fan. Okay. And I thought they clearly made the right call. It was a backwards pass with a clear recovery. The part that was tilting was how long it took for them to begin reviewing the play. And if they just started reviewing it right away I don't think it would have been nearly as controversial. Yeah of course. I mean the whole point of that is like then the refs would look like they know what they're doing. If a ref immediately was like oh that was a backwards pass we're gonna review that and see if it's a touchdown because that's the rule. You'd be like okay this guy knows what's going on. I maintain that it was also just extra weird because it was a two point conversion and people still don't really know what to do with two point conversion plays. They're more common than they used to be but they're still very weird in terms of just like we talked about this like half the plays that you either look like you ran a really brilliant play or you fail at a two point conversion. It looks like the stupidest play call of all time. And that was like literally truly when that play happened on Thursday night. I even tweeted this as like that play did not work. So I had time to like tweet out like a smarmy response before they started reviewing it. Then I got a whole bunch of people like quote tweeting me like oh oh like oh really or like oh maybe it actually did work or whatever. So yeah I think that's a great call. It just did take a little bit too long. It's like one of those really late flags that comes in. You're just like okay. Like the Lion Steelers Final Drive where all the flags started coming in twos like it was Noah's Ark. Yeah there's like the Jameson Williams play where he looked around at the rest for like six straight seconds then they finally threw some flags. It was like a script and they were just like hey line. Oh god sorry where is my flag. Okay there it is. Here it is. All right we got a lot more emails in this play but I'll spare you guys. That was very mature of you J-Bone. This one's from Anthony. A-Bone. Tony. When arguing about the Seahawks game Danny Kelly made one comment that you ignored and D.K. said it's like no one knows the fucking rules. Bill Belichick would never. And Anthony writes that that got me thinking that Bill Belichick should just return to the NFL. But he should be the live rules arbitrator in a war room with Scott Hanson the red zone guy and Belichick just pops up in the screens old school picture and picture and then he just just makes it that he just decides what the call is. He's the art. He's like the judge Judy for all of these replays. Just Bill Belichick and he does it live. He just comes in he goes. Yeah they uh they got that wrong wrong. But it's not of Macaulay it's Steritor it's Belichick but he's also making the decision. I like that. The person in I want the person in the booth to be actually making the call on the field as well. I want that to be the same person. I will say I have thought you were a little nuts for like two years now being like why is this person telling me that these people are wrong. However I do think in 10 years that those people will just be making the decision. They should be. They have the best vantage point. They have all the angles like it should be them. The rest do too. The problem is that the good refs leave to get paid by the networks because they're offering five or ten times more money. So the best ones left and the ones left behind are making the decisions. It should be me. Let's get you on the ballot. It should be me. I get a 99% of the time I'm like I got the call. Dude you'll really be the most famous Craig then. That is true. That's the path. But the problem is they just need to give the power back to Terry. Let Terry make the call from the booth. That is actually a better idea. I'm going to write that down. Okay. Another email here from Michael. Mike. Subject line was just holidays are coming. The Coke ad watch. Watch the wheels. Yeah. So the correct. Just do the song. Holidays are coming. Holidays are coming. Do do do always go. So Michael whose breakfast was espresso in a kuchant. All right. I like smoking a grape. Bonga de Blissey just lives in Italy. I know. Maybe Paris or France. Should have been my first guess. I mean look I went to France. I went to Italy and they had a lot of that going on but also. Or a lot of France. Somebody who had espresso and a pizza and then you get here. Dominic the Coco. So Michael. Michael writes. So that nonsense ad from Coke is obviously it's AI slop. And if you watch all the different transport trucks you'll notice extra fingers. Yeah. It's like it is like fingers. The number of wheels on the trucks and trailers changes multiple times throughout each frame in the ad. Really. A reddit post that has the configuration of what hold on. I'm studying this to get. Why can't they edit that. So I think that honestly I think the answer is it's cheaper to just make it AI and they know that if there's mistakes that actually a sports conversation about how it's AI and all they want is people to talk about the ad. So it's like oh I hate that. Cola Cola ad with the AI. But then it's like people are mad about it. So that's what they wanted anyway was to talk to about was to talk about it which is what we're doing right now. Why does why can't AI figure out the fingers thing. I don't understand that because it's actually a hard problem. Can't you just plug it in like human beings have five fingers on each hand. No this is every animated show is like a thing anyway. It's hard to draw five fingers. It doesn't apply to animation. So it's like that's why every man made a show that people don't have five fingers. It's hard to. Oh OK. Look up any. I've drawn a lot of turkeys and they all have five fingers. Literally pick Simpsons family guy big mouth pick a show and like look it up. Craig didn't get that. You know how you trace your hand and it's a turkey. Oh of course. Yeah. No I'm trying to think about why it's hard to draw five fingers. Oh yeah. Well hands are weird. There's just too many of them. You guys ever do too many hands. What. No I don't think as much as you do apparently. Squares anyway. Look at this picture I just sent you. It's the configuration of all the different wheel configurations of the trucks in the Coca-Cola commercial where the wheels are over like 30 seconds. They have all these and it's like the wheels move at like eight times in this 30 second commercial. Terrible. Wow. That's all. AI slot baby. Welcome to the future. This giant conglomerate is not is not what I thought they were. That's a bummer. OK. They're not actually bringing the spirit of Christmas Craig. It's ruined. So I have a stupid idea that was emailed to us and I think it's really funny. It was going to be my tiebreaker and I wrote someone emailed this to us months ago and I wrote it down. I just like saved the idea. It was one of those like I didn't want to think about it too much because I would be accused of cheating but I was like that's good tiebreaker. I saved it for today's episode just in case we needed a tiebreaker and I kind of want to do it anyway and if it's done we'll cut it and the so stupid. This is from Mike. Mike. Mike says just listen to the this is the week 11 recap episodes. Just listen. What if for trivia you guys instead of choosing a number you just in 60 seconds the three of you just see how many women you can name. Name a woman. Name a woman. Name a woman. Sorry. Name a woman. Name a woman. You can't name women you know personally and you can't name athletes and how many can you just name in a minute. And part of it is like we should leave this chat and like some we should go one at a time for 60 seconds and whoever can name the most women just leaves wins. Wait are we doing it as a team or are we trying to name out the most ourselves individually. Maybe as a team it would be funnier. We go in order. Just name a woman. Am I just writing them down like typing them down. No that's funnier actually that's funnier if we go one two three one two three and like. Okay for 60 seconds. So this must be a famous woman. Yeah but you can't no athletes no people you know. No athletes. No athletes because it's kind of the whole point. Yeah because you don't know any female athletes come on. I don't I don't even I don't know any women. Let's see here. This is gonna be hard. I think the idea was men who just watch sports all day can't pretend they know women because they watch ESPN and they're like Caitlin Clark Angel Reese like no that doesn't fucking count. Sure sure sure. Christ. Okay. All right. So we'll put 60 seconds on the clock. We're gonna see if we can just name women. Okay. You guys ready. What's the order. Hi Fitz me DK. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah we'll do me you. All right. Shall we. Yeah I'm already nervous. Okay three two one. All right. Amelia Earhart Emma Stone Angela Bassett Angela Lena Jolie Michelle Obama Cindy Crawford Melania Trump Jennifer Lawrence Pamela Anderson Amy Polar Cindy Sweeney Kathy Ireland so I'm just thinking about Cindy Sweeney. Oh shit. Patty LaBelle Tina Fey Dakota Johnson why did you know why did I say Patty LaBelle I don't where the fuck did that come from Queen Latifa My Rudolph. Oh crap. They're my one they're my woman Hillary. Any woman. Do I say that. Would you say Hillary Clinton. Yeah. Oh uh uh Nancy Reagan Stevie next. Tina Fey. I already said Tina Fey. Damn it. Oh fuck. All right. That's it. Dude that was pretty good. We know a lot of women. Dude. So many women crazy man. I was trying to just think of like 90s swimsuit models that you guys wouldn't know. Thanks. That you know that really. And you landed on Pamela Anderson Pamela Anderson Kathy Ireland Cindy Crawford. I actually didn't even realize you were just naming swimsuit models. I was like God dude. Oh I didn't want to try and I was trying to get ones that you guys wouldn't know because I was like you're going to get me if I don't. DK did you watch that Apple documentary called I think it was called Supermodels about the like the four iconic 90s female Supermodels. No but now I want to. I feel like we should have let D. Who are they. Who were they dead. They were. Can you guess guess which swimsuit models. No no I don't know. Model models like the four most famous models that kind of like shaped culture in the 80s and 90s in the 90s. OK. I don't really know. I would say Kathy Ireland Cindy Crawford Cindy Crawford is one of them. I can get one of them is not one of them. Kathy Ireland is not Heidi Klum. No good guess. There's one I'm thinking of that has to be and Pamela Anderson is not one of them. No she's not really a swimsuit model. She was an actor swimsuit actor. Let's see here. She did a lot of acting in swimsuit in Baywatch. The plot. Let's see. Solving crimes. Lifeguard solving crimes. I don't know. Adriana Lima. I think it has to be. Go Hyde. That's what you think. It has to be Tyra Banks. No. She has the show. She's like we think it likes is this like 80s and 90s. Tyra is getting too young for that. It's it's it's Cindy Crawford Naomi Campbell. Oh yeah. Christy Turlington. Never would have I should have never heard of her and Linda Evangelista. Dude Christy Turlington is one of the most beautiful people I've ever seen in my life. I watched the first episode that Dr. Linton. Yes. She sounds like a Harry Potter character. I was like who the hell is this because I didn't know who that was either. Was unfamiliar with your game. One million percent. One of the most beautiful people. So she was born in 69. So yeah. I don't know. I think that was like a little before me. But yeah. Is it bad that the name of women game ended up us talking about swimsuit models. Is that bad. Well that's my fault. It's like let me prove that was the track I was going on. It is funny how quickly I ran out. I was like Emma Stone. Oh is it bad that it's like the entire list was first ladies SNL and S.I. Swimsuit with the covers. Not to be mean but like where I mean naming movie actors and politicians. Where else do you go. For the record I think I would be really bad at this game if we were like naming baseball players to be just because it's like the pressure to think of somebody quickly. Your brain turns out that's not true. Baseball go. No I've we've done this before and I was like really bad at it. Jeff Bagwell. Mark Ellis. Ken Griffey Jr. Craig. Eric Garnier. Juan Uribe. Joey Cara. Luis Ortiz. Eric Chavez. Juan and Carnasio. Mark Mulder. Chuck Nobler. Mark Mulder. Barry Zito. John Maddox. Tim Linsicum. Tim Hudson. The freak. Dude he couldn't get into a game once because they thought he was a kid trying to sneak in. Buddy get out of here. He's like I'm starting today. They're like yeah right kid. Are we still going? Yes. Mark Mackimore. No now do female baseball players. The who's in the movie. Fern Box. Madonna. Nice. Gina Davis. Damn it. Monet Davis. Fuck yeah. I don't know. I don't know anymore. That was fun. Probably did that. Rosie O'Donnell. Oh yeah. Good one. Great call. Yeah. I wish I'm a little bit of a long time. Okay. All right. Thank you DK. Thank you Craig. Thank you to all the women listening who we insulted. Thank you to Tyra Banks and thank you to. It's my fault. It's my fault. Turlington. Christie Turlington. Shout out Tim Linsicum. Shout out Editson Volquez. Everybody help me win the title. Baseball 09. Thank you. Oh god. Thank you Cam. Thank you Ky. Thank you Carlos. Thank you Austin. Thank you Evan for listening. And then yeah. Well one more episode for you guys that's going to come out either Tuesday night or Wednesday morning and then yeah Merry Christmas. We're not going to have a Friday preview because it's Christmas but we will have like a big fat Wednesday episode for you guys and yeah of course. Thank you Lord. Lord. Thank you Daddy Yankee. Oh I think we've done Daddy Yankee. Gasolina's wild. We've done everybody at this point. Well that's your job. Keep it fresh. Gasolina was sick though. I don't know. Those lyrics making it to like now that's what I call music eight was like kind of crazy because you know all these like white seven year olds being like oh look Gasolina and then you like learn what the lyrics are you like whoa. Oh I don't know what the lyrics are. Give me that. Give me that. Gasolina. Yep. And what's Gasolina referring to exactly. Petrol. No it's something else. What it. Yeah exactly tell me what it is. I'm one. Okay I'll look it up. Is it bad that to me it's not it's not blatantly obvious what Gasolina is referencing. It's probably good. I could guess probably within three tries maybe. But I don't know what you're thinking of. Did you did you translate the lyrics. Did I translate the lyrics. Yeah like how do you know what he's talking about. It's in Spanish. Did you translate it. People who speak Spanish told me. Oh okay. I feel like that's less likely than you just translate it. That's less likely than me. Oh okay. It's a lot easier to just Google that. Well it never occurred to me until I was informed. Fair. You were a young man 12 years old skipping down the street singing Gasolina and somebody comes up to you and is like buddy you know what that guy's thinking about. Oh here play the mama so my girls can rev their engines. Oh get you know now I now I get it. What now that the engine part really brings the whole thing into kind of like it makes more oil. Yes exactly engines need oil petrol and gasoline. Got it. Merry Christmas. Oh God. Goodbye everyone.