LeSean McCoy GOES IN on Dak Prescott, Praises Micah Parsons and Compares Tom Brady to Jesus

Also, Bill Bella check. Yeah. I guess you're aligning. Shout out to his wife, you know, I saw her on the field, man, you know, great support. I think she's the reason they won. You know, they blew him out. Had a great game. It was amazing. They're worse non-conference loss since 2014. And it's crazy. The last time he lost that bad, I was in middle school. Shit. And so is his girlfriend. Wow. What's up, guys? Mystic's Ac here. Welcome to the debut episode of Double Coverage. I'm your drummer, co-host. Yo, yo, yo. What's up, guys? Nice to meet you. Damn, you're right. You are loud. I am loud. Yes, streamer phenomenon. It's different. We were talking about it. It's like on stream, I'm more energetic, more like crazy. And then you were just like chill. But now, fuck, I'm in your world. Yeah, this is my element. Yeah. You're in the line stand straight up. Thanks for having me. Yeah, well, OK. For the people at home that are wondering, what is Neon doing on a podcast that's talking about football, talking about bots, talking about basketball, he's a streamer. What does he know about sports? Tell me about your sports background. Let me talk to y'all real quick. You know, a lot of people, I was doing a fantasy draft. We were a bunch of streamers. And then all the streamers were like, oh, you don't watch football really. Looks are deceiving. You know, I don't look like I do. But growing up, I used to watch, hella shit. When I was 17, I lost all my money sports betting. So I was a deep legally. But I was very deep into sports betting. Like crazy parlor. I actually lost my biggest bet ever because the Arizona Cardinals, they had a backup kicker and he fucked me. He missed the game winning field goal. It was crazy. But yeah, basketball I watched, people don't play. I play, of course I play. But when I play. You boxed the Manipack Y'all? We did. And then I got clipped out of context with the whole thing. It was just fucking huge. And then yeah. But it was still cool. It's just a shot to Manipack, yeah. But yeah, like sports is something I've always loved. Like before my content, I tried it. I wasn't really doing it. But now I finally found out I could do it. And people still fuck with it and like it. So now I've just been doing it. And now we're here. Yeah. March, I was a free agent for the first time. So I was 18. If you don't know me, I've been the most accurate sports handicap in the world. I'm following your bets, bro. Yeah, we're following. We're not going broke again on the Cardinals. Yeah, no backup kicker bets. Proof of it, bro. Guess how much I could have won that day? How much could you have won? Yes. 37,400K. What the hell? It was 100K to 400K. I was 17 years old. I swear to God. What were your parents? They didn't know. I was upstairs in my room. And they were like, just heard noises. They're like, what the fuck's going on? It was just like 100K bet at 17. Yeah. That's the true better. Yeah. That's why you're on the show. Oh, crypto lost it all. Straight up. And now we're here. Facts. By the way, yo, what do y'all think? This is fire, bro. It's a great logo. We look good. We do look good. Yeah. I look a little, you know, like faceless little fat. This was trial and error. You approved this. I know. I didn't really realize, you know, how it's enlarged. Still cool. Yeah, pretty realistic for you. So I straight up. Yeah, so my background football, boxing, basketball, we came together. You were telling me, I want to expand on that. I don't want to be just clip farming and doing streams. I want to. We know a little bit of clip farming in the pocket. A little bit, but you want to be taken more serious. You want to kind of hit that mainstream. And that's kind of what we've been game planning, strategizing. And now we're here, double coverage, shout out to my bookie coming in. Leads by four. My bookie. Thank you. And now we're here. We're blessed. A lot of football news. How did you feel when we did that first stream together, the Pacquiao Stream? It was cool, because bro, Pacquiao first off legend, go. And like just, I mean, just bro, someone like that doing a stream with us, it's like, fuck, what is he doing? Not like what is he doing, but it's like, damn, like how did I get here? How did I get to this point? It was great, bro. And shit, we've done a lot of really, really cool shit. So. Yeah, that's when I realized though that the chemistry would work. Yeah. Because you asked the questions, like your chat wants to hear, the casual fan wants to hear, and I asked to, like more casual questions. I think I know more about sports than you. We'll see though. Throughout this whole thing, we'll really see. We'll find out. Yeah. That's funny. For sure. Yeah. Now you're up there, for sure. Thanks, man. You're handsome. You know way more about cricket than me. I have a question for you. Yeah. I know we're supposed to get into this later. What the fuck do you do? What is your pick for the Super Bowl this year? We got to save that. No, no, I want to know now. Right now. I want to go for yeah. I want to see if you're really casual. The league's best team heading into the 2025 season is the Baltimore Ravens. Yeah. All right. Let's continue. Just keep looking. Let's continue. What? Do you have a thought? Or is it going to be the Texans, but? OK. Yeah. Straight up. Yeah. Yeah. We saw what happened last time they played. Bro, that was so bad. Oh my god, bro. Holy fuck, it was terrible. It was bad. It was bad. But on my fantasy team, I drafted Shroud. He's going to have a great season. I'm excited because I know deep inside of that, the Texans win without a shroud. Yeah. You are. What we are missing is Taint Del. It's so cool, bro. I'm doing streams with these motherfuckers and talking about them. It's crazy, bro. But shot, Taint Del, brutal injury. We'll be come back. Really brutal. And shot. He's been through a lot. He got shot. Yeah, bro. And we did the Scott Stort stream. Yeah. And people had no idea what the theme song was for. They said it was for Madden. It's actually for the podcast. Yeah, they were clipping it weird, bro. They were clipping it mad weird. They thought it was. The thought of clippers get paid out. Oh, they got paid out for sure. OK, good. All right. It's crazy, but the captions were weird. Yeah, but it worked. It worked. It worked. Now everything's maddened, but then they see a podcast. They're like fuck. Yeah. And like 50 million people have already heard it. Yeah. So that's the beautiful thing. It's a great song. Yeah. And also comment below who you want to rap on the song. Oh, we still have to do that. We have to do the lyrics, bro. Yeah. Talking to Hot Boy, talking to Kodak, Rugrat, Shriffy Red Record to freestyle on it. He did? Yeah. Damn. So we had to figure out what we're going to do with it. Shit. Maybe we do a stream or a podcast where we record it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You have a good take in the comments. We're going to zoom you in to give your hot takes. That's a big one. I want to talk to the people. We're doing that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We love the people. We love the people straight up. We've got to create a double-decovered discord server. Oh, yeah. A lot of fan interaction. I'm going to respond to every single comment personally. Bro. I promise. You're putting a lot of pressure on yourself. Yeah. I know. It takes me like, I do every single podcast, though. For real. Yeah. Yeah. Like, 200, 300, 400, 500,000 does matter. Damn. I just sit there, grind it out. Respect. Yeah. Well, we've got to go over all this stuff. Yeah. I'm ready with him and his house in Dallas all ready to go. And then he gets traded. It's not fucked. Yeah. Geno smits the same thing. Like, the trades fuck up my stream so bad, bro. We got paid. He got paid a bag. We got to get Geno on double coverage. Shout out to Geno. It's just hard during the season. Most underrated quarterback. He's so tough. And he's a crazy story. His deep ball is nuts. Brr. What? Yeah. It is. Um, but also like, the way he came from, like getting punched in the jaw, bench, traded, cut. And now he's fucking top 12 quarterback. Yeah. Really good, really good. But go back to Micah, bro. I was, you know, I was so pissed because I had, you know, DAC ready. Who? Be honest. And I fuck up. I picked, or I picked CJ Shred over DAC for fantasy. You fucked up. Why? Because Pickens and CD and CD and CD and stuff. Yeah. CJ Shred is no offensive line. It doesn't matter though. He's any it killed. And he has no run game. Huh? None. No run game. None. Nick Chubb. He's just coming off a torn apart knee. Joe Mixen. Out for the ear. No, he's not. Yeah, he is. No, he's not out. He's out for like four weeks. He did him out for the ear. G fucking G's on my bench. You trapped the Joe Mixen? Yeah, brr. I'm a Texan spin. Bro, he's anything out for the ear. No, he's no, there are, they're evaluating him. It's at three to four weeks. Bro, watch that. G. Bet. You drafted Joe Mixen? Yeah. This is why you're getting made fun of. On the bench. That's a good pick, bro. Joe Mixen is tough. I should have had you with me, brr. I know, I would have. It's a five K. Each team is five K. The number one team that wins gets 60 K. Hey, we should do like a hundred K league. Bro, I'm scarred. I'm scarred from leagues now, bro. Fuck that, bro. Also, Bill Bella check. Yeah. Shout out to his wife, you know, I saw her on the field. Many know great support. I think she's the reason they won. You know, they blew him out. Had a great game. It was amazing. They're worse non-conference loss since 2014. Bro, and I was soaked in the betting odds were so close. People thought it was going to be a close game. But fuckers got blown out. I don't think he's focused at all. And it's crazy. The last time he lost that bad, and I was in middle school. Shit. And so is his girlfriend. Wow. The facts. Wow. How old is he again? I think he's like 98. Holy fuck. He's in his 70s, though. Yeah. I mean, hey, respect him. Respect him. I want to be like you one day, Bill. When I'm 60, I'm going to divorce my wife. I'm going to buy a ball. Oh, he had a wife before? I don't know. But I'm saying what I'm going to do. Yeah. And I'm going to marry like a 20 year old blonde. Okay. Yeah. The kids are going to left at home. Oh, wow. The kid was going to Miami and Columbia. Shit. Straight to the odd. I got it all planned out, bro. Yeah, it's all planned out. Kids are done. Bro. Maybe I'm a dog. Fuck. Dude, your brutal. Hm. Happens. And if you're new to my bookie, use R-code Double, which is going to pop up on your screen right there. Any bet you place up to $500 is fully covered using the bet-back bonus token. Make your play, and if it doesn't hit, you're still in the game. Now we'd like to welcome on 2010's all decade running back turned. Crazy analyst, Mr. Lesha McCoy, aka Shady. What's cracking? How y'all doing? Look, I love the intro. The crazy aliens is a little... a stretch, but I feel it. I like it. It's all love. I was in the wreck. Didn't like that, bro. No, it was all good. I got something like crazy takes, huh? I thought that was more honest, but you guys say crazy. Yeah, but I was telling crazy is good, though. Like, crazy, like it's like crazy in a good way. Okay, okay. Crazy is the best way to describe someone in the content game. Okay. Okay, so y'all teach me already. Matter of fact, I'm trying to get better with the streaming so maybe we can help each other out, bro. We're doing a stream. We're doing it. We got to, bro. Okay, okay, deal. Yeah, I hate like, dude. Steed you through a screen, bro. Feels like we're in fucking GTA, bro. That's mad weird. Yeah, bro. Fuck. Well, your background's fire. That is nice. My backyard. You know what I mean? Come live with your boyfriend a little bit. You know what I'm saying? I did, I did it for myself. Yeah, you did all right. That's understatement, bro. Fuck, he riches hell, bro. That's true, bro. It's the real money, though. But you're gonna get on it, though. You're gonna start. I'm counting on you. I'm gonna help you. If I don't get no money for streaming, I'm blaming you. Fuck. Now you'll be good. Now we'll get you a, we'll get you a betting deal, too. Okay. Okay, I like that. I think that, huh? Yeah, yeah. We'll get you papered up. I'll write that shit down. These young boys are a lot. Yeah, yeah, right that down. I think a lot of me, a lot of me like that. Yeah, yeah. We locked in. We locked in. Um, who's not locked in is Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys. They just traded their potentially probably their best player. Would you say that, Neon? Micro parts? Yeah, out to, no, no CD is, but on the defensive end, yeah. Okay, okay. Um, they trade them for two first-round picks in Kenny Clark. What was your immediate reaction to that? Well, first of all, Michael Parsons from our hometown. So it hit me a little different, right? You from Dallas? No, you from Atlanta. They didn't know me. Oh, I'm a cock, love that. Not bad. No, I think the team drafts you get from that city. It's crazy though, because you don't ever like, trade your best player. I have this theory, right? I think that it's something the water of Dallas. So the Mavericks, they got crazy and they traded Luca, right? And then Jerry, craze, Michael, it's something that Dallas watered. Why would you do that? It is crazy back to back when you put it like that. Come on. You were traded for Rico Alonzo. Who, who's that? You were, you just gotta say who the fuck is that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. When LaShama Koi got traded, it was low-key crazier to me than the Maika Parsons. Because I feel like that was more shocking to me, and the return was like way worse. No, the true story is, and I got traded, right? My agent called me, said, hey, you're getting traded for Rico Alonzo. And I was like, man, stop playing. He said, I'm serious. So then I said, well, who was that? I didn't even know that he, I didn't know this football player. I thought it was like a prank. You know how they prank you. Yeah, like what he did to Shedore. Right. Just like that. So I was thinking, like, what the fuck is this guy? But everything happens for a reason, huh? No, Chip Kelly's a terrorist for that. Yeah, LaShama Koi. That was Jack. Back to back. No, Chip Kelly. I mean, low-key, like a football terrorist. Yeah, no, Chip, Chip. He's a different dude, right? Right. I just don't, I don't get it, man. But it's, let's let Bologna's be Bologna's, right? Yeah, fuck them. Yeah. Wait, I got a question for you, bro. Who do you think is like the most underrated team going into the, into the season this year? The Falcons. Yeah. I like, they got a young core, right? They got a lot of shit going over there. I love what they got going on. I truly think that that's going to be like the dark horse team. They're in the real bad, bad division, right? What's the NMT South? You got the Bucks. The Bucks, the best team there. They, every year they go like nine wins and they get in the playoffs. That's it. And Lutely, I'm going. Come on, bro. They got a young quarterback that's looking solid, right? Good running game. They got a lot of stuff going on there. And they're good coach. And it's a land of them. Like, I look at all the popping cities, right? Like Houston. Houston's pop city, get a good quarterback. They instantly start balling. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So Atlanta's my team. Yeah. And also, what do you think about the draft? James, we were shooting here. They got a lot better on defense, too. They did. They did. That's another thing, man. The offense, I felt, it's going to be good because they're young. A lot of times, dudes, but also on defense, they got better. And they coached. I've been playing against Morris for a couple of years, right? Really smart defender. I had, I did good against them. But everybody's not going to do that, right? You might have some teams that they can't do good because they're different. So they're going to be doing good. Who was the hardest defense you had to go against ever? Well, you were like, y'all both a little young. No, no, I hold on. I hold on. I watch your entire career. No, no, but I'm going to say this. I can't. But back in the day, right? They had these teams like their ravens. Now they good now, but the rate was back then. Was angry with me. Was tough. Was dirty. And then the spillers. They were like, you know, they were like, you know, they were like, you know, they were Like if they did not use their partners with their partners with their partners with their Now they good now, but the rate was back then was angry, was mean, was tough, was dirty. And then the stillers, they had some errors when they was, they was the truth. So those probably my hardest defense I won against it. Then I would say the last one is probably that 2000. We're here, they go to the championship, the Niners. We're Frank Gore and the Capranick before we really, that's around like 2012. They were out. They was nice. They was, they was different. They was big, they were strong with fans, it was physical. That's probably the best. That's Willis Alden Smith. Okay. Justin Smith, Amod Brooks, Dante Whitner. Oh, you just ride hard. You know, you read, you read something. You ain't, you know, I know, I'm just, you really just looking at you. This is what Mystic's act does. Okay, okay, I like that. That's what you know what though, when I, when I decided to come on this podcast, I respect your study, your study, your notes, your notes going on. I like that. Do your research. Everybody's not always prepared. I like that about you. You know, that's me. Thank you. Now, you need to give yourself some credit, bro. Jamie, did you feel like he prepared? He's prepared. He asked some questions earlier that I'm going to tell him about later. But other than that, he's prepared. Yeah. Out of all those guys, Patrick Willis, Ray Lewis, Troy Paulimalu, who is she the hardest? Well, typically I don't really get hit hard for Rue. Um, boy, I can't come on. Yo, yo, to his credit, like, like, like no glaze, he is one of the most elusive running backs ever. Yeah, but like, there's that one time where like, do we get caught, bro? But you, you know, like, I mean, if you have sex a lot of times, eventually you'll have children, but, but, but it takes a long time to get to, you know, I mean, you know, I mean, you know, say like a bitch, really going to happen. But I've had to pick one guy to hit me hard. Um, I do name London Fletcher. He played for the red team. He's in the Hall of Fame. Bro, now that he was like, five, eight, he's probably y'all high, right? But man, bro, really dude, the fuck? Yeah, he was a mother effort, though, bro, he was nice. Nice. He's old, he had no hair. He just played football, he's tough. He had little ass, strong ass hands. Yeah, he was really, really good. He's probably hit me the hardest I've ever been hit. I think undrafted are like super late pick, like 13 seasons, 1000 plus tackles, and not more Hall of Fame. If you look at his resume, now this is me speaking my opinion. Now Ray Lewis was a dog, right? Freaking nature. But if you look at the resume, and you look at the credentials, right, you look at the stats, his stats is so close to Ray Lewis. And if his name was Ray Lewis, the numbers will look the same or not the numbers that accolades like all pros, probals, you know, these parodies, all that type of stuff will look the same. I got a question for you, bro. I'm not a answer. Oh, you do. Sure. Who's the most overrated running back in the league right now? Oh, you see, I'm the wrong one for that, because I'm going to be honest, right? I've had to pick one dude, not your hair. Yeah, no, don't do that. I did that. I did that. I got a stream with him. Listen, I like him, but you asked me question. I think he's a good, good dude. Fantasy, don't put him on your fantasy though. You do fantasy football, right? Bro, I just, I just drafted. I got fucked yesterday. Did you get Najee? No, I didn't get naughty. Good, good, good. Oh, thank God. Underrated like on running backs and players, Pittsburgh low key, one of the best cities for football. Wait, isn't Demar Hamlin from Pittsburgh? Come on now. Bro, I wish I wasn't Pittsburgh. I went to his basketball event. I went there. I wasn't Pittsburgh for like two days. Yeah, so, so, uh, me and St. Cornbrog, the Ramer for Eagles now, right? We do it golf within every year. Man, I'm afraid I'm gonna fight you out to it next year, right? Can I come to him? I'm telling him you guys were going, so you better go. We're atty. All right. And we were talking about the players. And I was like, you know what, like Penn State is probably a better, um, you know, college and et cetera, right? Program. But when you go to the players, it ain't close. Back. We got players at pit. And he was like, you tripping shady. And then he did the homework and look, they was like, yo, he was right. So our top, our best. Can compete against anybody. Damorino. Come on, man. Aaron Donald Joe Montana. Wow. Pittsburgh's nuts. The rail reverse. You got Larry Fitzgerald. Wow, Larry Fitzgerald. Yeah, you got Curtis Warren. Pittsburgh top five. We up there, baby. Yeah, you're up there. What? What running back reminds you the most of yourself today? Because when I look at the running backs, I think B. John Robinson easily. And then, Bob, come here and get it. He's your friend. He's my dog. He's here. That's a rock. I have a rock. I have a rock. Wilder. I got you said the name. But John Robinson, I got excited. No, she's a service dog. So when I get excited, she comes over to me. I have a female rock. Wilder too. Her name is Zoe mine. But is Zoe a service dog? Yeah, no. OK. Because when I get excited or I get sad, she comes over to me. That's why she came over because I got. Yeah. I need a load. But John Robinson is probably, in my opinion, it out of him and Gibbs is probably the most god gifted talent of running backs in football. All right, strong and run as quick and shake. You can run you over, can catch, can run routes. The brother is like box office. Get him saying, so that's the reason why I have Atlanta pixel hard because B. John is like that. He's like that. You're just the way he can cut on a dime. It's shady. Him and Jamer Gibbs. Super. Mama, I'm getting excited again. Come back. I'm getting excited. I'm getting excited. Here she comes. I'm getting excited again. OK, I'm cool. Come. You can sit. You can sit. But he's another one that's a beast, though, bro. Jamer Gibbs quick fast. And like a lot of running backs when I lose her speed, they're not the same. But he has like running back instance where he can make you miss. He can stop on the dime. He catches you run routes. He does it all too. So he's up there as far as most talented guys in the league. We got a big time game opening up the season. The Dallas Cowboys are headed to Philadelphia. That's going to be a good game, bro. It's a crazy game. It's going to be a good game. I want to be a good game. Why not why is it going to be a good game? It's going to be built to booty. No, it's not, bro. No, it's not. Bring that. It's going to be a good game. You're a cowboy fan. No, I'm not. But you know, I fuck with CD. So I got it, you know, I thought I was he. He's who's my man. Yes, I feel bad. Like I don't really know what I'm doing. Well, he'll do well. No, no, no, I'm sorry. Let's let's think about this. He'll do well because he's a great player. Yeah. But they won't do well. The team know their defense. It's kind of you don't think Daxe a great player. Did you say great? Oh, you he's going to prove everyone wrong this year. I promise you, bro. I promise every no every year. I learned a lot of cowboy fans. They said the same thing. Like that. I'm sure he's going to turn it on. I think that's and I'm going to be honest here. Right. Let me look at the camera. I'm going to be you ready? Yeah. That press got is a really good quarterback. That press got is a phenomenal regular season quarterback. But when it's time for the playoffs, the design comes off. The sky comes off and the real him is here. And the real him is that guy is going to fuck the game up. Either picks or bad throws, equal loss. That's the truth. That's the truth. And if you don't believe me, as Jerry Jones, he would tell you that. He would tell you that. Tell you that. Do we have to agree? You don't give a fuck, bro. Wait, hold up. Do you guys disagree or no? Shit, man, I'm trying to get the deck press got stream. So I'm going to have to disagree. I mean, why? I mean, you can get like Lamore Jackson. Get the good players. Oh, Josh Havoc. Lamore. You want them guys? Jalen Hertz, you don't want them to do? OK. Said good to good players. Wait, he was stacking an MVP as well as healthy season. He's not good. Wait, MVP. And then what happened to that? What? He's not good. Well, first of all, quarterback always get the MVP votes. So he was that year. He was second in voting in MVP. And then we got to the record. Right, he was over. And we got to the playoffs. He had a 16 or 17 game winnestrick at home. It was phenomenal. Jerry's happy. They're selling out tickets. There's cowboy girls running around looking amazing. They played a Packers in this parents team with their first year starting quarterback. Jordan Love, right? He threw pick sixes. He thought he's picks. They lost the game. Yeah. And I'm thinking like damn, number four and the regular season looks way different than number four in the playoffs. Why is that? Maybe he was just a little nervous. Oh, he's nervous. Oh, OK. Yeah, but then we got a valid excuse for a quarterback that makes 60 million year. He makes 60 million year. Yeah. Wow. I've only made like 80 min aes my whole career. So I don't know. Oh, only. Oh, only. Yeah, only. Wow, man. Oh, yeah. So bad for you. But I'm saying like my whole career had to do that. He did it one year. Maybe I don't know. I don't know. I just know that every time I end the playoffs, the year before that he was going to playoffs, he, um, what do you do? Oh, play the Niners, right? The Niners was averaging 30 points a game. The deepest was shutting them down, right? And my man, that just started throwing everybody picks. Just hand him shit out like candy. So I'm going to say every time I say play, it's always that. But he did destroy the buck in years of the game before. Oh, he retired Tom Brady straight up. That team, that team was asked after a while. They were old. It was over. Man. Tom was great. But it was over after that. It's over. Tom's the goat though, right? Tom's the grace of all time. My last shot played with Tom. Tom's the best. There's nobody burning Tom Brady. But even him is like, all right. Like that last year, everybody knew that he was leaving. It was in the road. You know, they were older team. One that's good. Guys are hurt. Man, so they won that game. Cool. Most Tom Brady's aura like. He like Moses. I never met Moses, but it would be like Tom. Did everything right? Make you believe like fellas today. Before we go to this game, I want everybody to walk on water and help us win. And everybody would just do that shit. Like walk on water. That's the type of belief you got in him. You know what I'm saying? He's a real, real leader, real true professional. I mean, it's things like when I talk about him, I remember low shit like, as we got closer to playoff, he got more intense. He got more serious and little things like. And the cafeteria when you eat in the food, when cats would get up and they leave, he would say, yo, yo, yo, go get your plate. You know what I mean? Throw that shit away. Like everybody's held accountable. And I've never seen no leader like that. That's why he's been so successful in his whole career. Damn, let's go. Yeah, it's a car right there. To go, my go, to go. I remember we played the boxing and championship. And the whole, so you get like two weeks in the Super Bowl to prepare. And the first week, the coaches, I had, you know, the chiefs are going to play this defense. So the whole week, the coach said, they're going to play this defense. Tom and said, we're, now we had a group chat. Well, like the skill was like running backs, where I was hever, the quarterback's tight ends. And he's like, he said, look guys, they're not going to play in that bull shit defense. They're going to play this defense. We got to the game and the defense that Tom said, they played that. Right? And we were, I remember talking to Grant. We're, so we were on the side. I'm like, damn, your time was right this whole time. Grant's like, I mean, fuck, bro, I've been doing it for 20 years. I know it's up. You know, I mean, like he already knew that Tom was going to do that because he played with him. He knew how smart he was. Bro, listen, I appreciate you for coming on, bro. We got to run that stream all three of us. We got to make that shit fire. You living out, you basically live in LA, right? I mean, I'm out here. I'm out here. We're trying to do that ASAP. You're going to start streaming. I'm going to help you whatever you need. And we're all going to get together. Shady, we're putting that stream ASAP. I'll put that in my phone, though. Now, deadass. I'm deadass. After this, make a group chat. We'll lock it in. We'll set up ideas. We're going to make happen. OK, bet. That's the real one, man. Tell your son us what's up. I got you. Thank you. We're going to FaceTime because he won't hang on believing. OK, bet. Just let me know. All right, guys. Neon, what's a better way to talk about sports and get the real than hearing it from a beautiful girl? There really isn't. There really isn't. You know, I think that we're at a point in life where we need someone who's smarter than us to ask us questions about sports. I mean, I'm not going to lie. She probably knows more than me. She probably does. So everyone watching, introducing the one and only. Hi, what's up, y'all? I'm Sava. Nice to meet you. I'm going to be interviewing them. I'm actually an expert in the NFL. But I won't be talking about that today. I'm just going to be interviewing them. All right, let's do it. Thank you. You guys ready? I'm ready. All right. Should I do the first question? Yeah. Yep. OK. Who are your top five quarterbacks in the NFL heading into the season? Zach, you start with you. I'll start. Yeah. Why haven't first? I don't know. It says it. The question. It does. It literally says it. Some asshole wrote the script. He wrote the fucking script. I don't know. Some dickhead wrote it. I think a lot of people are down on my homes after the last season. Definitely a slow season. And then obviously they got smashed and super bowl. But I think he bounces back. Money up by the way, just to let you know. Yeah, me too. I rented out a theater. I thought I was about to win so much money out of my voice. We were eating wings, chilling. They got fucking blown out, bro. So pissed. So I don't know any more. I was there. I was at the Super Bowl. And then I had to watch the worst halftime performance in the history of halftime. Who performed again? Kendrick. We were sleeping. Bro, it wasn't that bad. It was horrible in person. It was like the crowd into it? No. Not a single person cared. It was the worst thing I've ever seen. Who's your favorite artist? I know the soft topic, but. My favorite artist? That's such like hard question. Yeah, because it's been a lot. OK, OK, OK. Well, I'm from the Bay, so probably Shorty Shorty. Wow. Do you know what I'm saying? No, it's more exciting than I should have. I mean, I'd say currently currently now. The Bayley San Francisco, right? Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. Shorty Shorty. Yeah. Shorty Shorty. Lil T.J. Lil T.J. Nice. Yeah. Shorty Shorty. Wow. Shout to Lil T.J. Shout to T.J. Shout to Shorty Shorty. Shout to Jersey. And then, oh, yeah. So I think my home's going to bounce back. I think he's motivated. He's more fit. He's on. He's put my number one. My number one. My number two. Fucking casual. Josh Allen. OK. My number three, Lamar Jackson. My number four, Joe Burrow. My number five, Jaden Daniels. OK. Who's your top five? I got to wait for it to say that. Oh, you have to hit my neck. I mean, yeah. You have to go neck. That's a pretty solid list. Yeah. Wait, hold on. Who's your top five? My top five. OK. We're going to ruin you. We're not going to ruin you. I don't want to show you guys that. OK. So I'll go over here. If she's in permission, I'll go now. All right. Thank you. Number one, obviously, Josh Allen. The greatest to ever do it. He can run. He can do everything. He's a fucking box. The bills are about to go crazy. Shout to Demar, Hamlin. You're somehow watching this. That at number one. Number two, we got Lamar Jackson. Amazing. And I'm basing this off Madden. OK. When I play Madden, I like Lamar should be one. No, because Josh Allen, they made him O'Pina. OK. So I got Lamar number two. All right. Number three, Daniels. Very, very underrated. Shout out. The reason why it works is because his mom is so in his life. Like I'm being serious. Like his mom is so in his life. And he doesn't let him do shit else other than play football. Yeah. And it works. It's great at what he does. Go MVP for the CJ. Oh, bad news. CJ Stroud. What? CJ Stroud. No. Wait, hold on. Why CJ Stroud above my home? Just because he had a bad, just like my home's last year he had a bad season. But he's going to pick up. He's going to pick up. You agree, right? I would say the quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs. What? I mean, that, that, that, that is. You just said CJ Stroud, quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs. Yeah, he's on the Chiefs. I don't know. I would say that's a pretty fire list. I do agree with you know, like your pick at number two with Lamar, just because he does have really fire edits. I always see those. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the number five will be my home's. Makes sense. But yeah, I just think Stroud's going to have a breakout season. Yeah, so yeah, move on. You don't agree? No. What do y'all think bro? Watching? What do y'all think bro? Yeah, comment. Comment on Stroud's top four. And how are you guys going to like decide who wins? Like do they decide or like do I decide? I think we have to look at the end of the year we see who was winning. I think we have to see it at the end of the year. Yeah, it's like a punishment or some shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe push ups. Yeah. Fuck. Something physical. All right. Just OK. Who do you have as a sleeper, super bowl winner? Neon, I'll start with you this time. Oh, thank you. You know, I'm going to pass it on. You're going to pass it on? Pass in the blunt bro. That's so nice of you. Yeah, go. Wow. When I look at sleeper Super Bowl teams, I think the first position I look at is the quarterback position. Because you either need to be elite in the trenches or you need to lead quarterback. There's a team that I think is kind of straddling both, but not quite of that top tier in the public's eyes. But I think they will be after the season. If the quarterback stays healthy, that's Los Angeles Rams. We're in LA. It's only right. Matthew Stafford, one of the league's most dangerous quarterbacks, when he's healthy. They add Devonte Adams to the receiver room, Jared Vers breaking out, Brighton Fist. They add Poon of Forbes from the Seahawks. Think the Rams with the best player in that team is Puka. It's not even close. Yeah. Well, without Aaron Donald, yeah. Maybe Aaron Donald comes out of retirement. And then they're like Super Bowl favorites. But still not happening. There would be like my sleeper team, like the kind of, they're looming in the shadows. Coaching. My sleeper team is the Dallas Cowboys. Let me tell you why. We got pickings. We got CD. We got Dak Prescott. Breakout season. And you know, I tried drafting Prescott. And my stream was on my ass. They were so pissed. They're fucking, they're like, oh, every year they say this and it never happens. It's going to happen this season. They're going to take it all the way. Everyone's hating on them. The micrush it was kind of fucked up. You know, micr Parsons, right? Number 21. Yeah. So like, it's just like, what dude? No, keep going. OK, definitely his number. But it's just like a thing we're like, it's just, you know, when everyone is against you, you end up succeeding. And that's what's going to happen. America's team. America's fucking. I might switch to the Dallas Cowboys fans in the chat watching. You guys are taking it all the way. Let's top it up for you guys. Chats a CD, Lam. He said in the interview, he said straight up. We're going to be crazy. We're going to be scared out of the Cowboys. They're going to say. Yeah. The Cowboys got more of a chance in the Rams. And let's just say they both do great. I would agree with you actually in this one. I think the Cowboys, you know, I think they do. I think they do. I'm going to. Just because I, you know, I've Texas Pride 2. I lived there for like nine years. Well, part of Texas. Yeah, Tyler. Tyler. Yeah, it's like Tyler. Tyler's fucking. What's Tyler? It's like 45 minutes from. You made that up. No, no, no, no, it's actually. It's not a real place. Yeah, Tyler. You just made up a name instead of a name. No, yeah, yeah. No, it's a thing. I just didn't know people actually lived there. I didn't know they had like human life. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's like really spaced out. Oh, I just chased cows. Like I literally chased cows like outside. Oh, that was like, yeah, yeah. That's what I want. That's what I want. That's what I'm saying, man. What made you want to move to LA? My, my, my parents did. Oh, yeah. No, your parents moved from Tyler to LA. Yeah. Oh, well, no, no, no, we lived in the bay. And then I moved to LA for work. That's a deep up. Yeah. Well, I just found out. I just found out. Well, I just found out. I just found out. Damn. So your parents still live in the bay? No, they moved to South Carolina. Across a crazy fucking story. Is it Charleston or what? Clemson. Clemson? I think I cooked by LSU. L Clemson. Yeah. So I lived in South Carolina. Interesting. Just, just, just out to the cowboys. Facts. No, but we can on my bookie bet on them. They're over on drawn winds. Okay. We're going over. I think it's seven and a half winds right? We're going over. Yeah, they're going to have a winning record. They are. All right. We're betting it. You're with me. I'm with you. You're with us. Yeah. How much are you guys betting it? That's what I say. That's what I say. Bookie.agie. We're going to bet it. How much would you, all right? We'll match whatever you do. Um, 50K. What are you making? Yeah. What are you doing? Um, social media. It's one way to put it. Yeah. Oh, I got it. No, no, no, no. Yeah. Yeah. You get it. I get it. But, um, maybe we put like 10 bands. Yeah. I was thinking like 30 bucks, but I mean, shit. I do like 35. Okay. Yeah. 50K. You got money like that. Sometimes. We should put 10k on it. Yeah. For the game. I think we should. I think we should. Actually, we'll be down for 10. All right. It's a good bet. It's a fire bet. It's a fire bet. Start it up. Yeah. Just send me the money and I'm going to handle the betting for you. Um, I'll show you the screenshot proof and shit. Yeah. I'll be placing it. Um, we'll talk about that later. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe after this. All right. All right. Oh, there's more. There's more. Yeah, there's actually, oh, there's two more. Okay. All right. All right. If you had to pick one NFL player to have his your partner in a street fight, who would it be? Zach, I'll start with you. Um, I think when I hear of a fight, my mind goes straight to some Owens. Oh, I think I know who you're about to say. Yeah, I got Vita Bay. Yeah, I knew it. I want Vita Bay on my team. Um, I like, I boxed and everything. You know, I would like to say I can fight pretty well. I would never fight a Samoan. For real. Yeah. Out of all the people, Samoans and Rednecks. Uh, the two are crazy. Samoans are crazy. Yeah. Samoans are nuts. And their skulls are like four times thicker than normal first. I had a Samoan security guard and on my stream, he, um, he choked out, uh, one of my boys. Wait for what? Uh, because he wasn't waking up on time for the stream. Damn. Yeah. That's appropriate though. And it was on stream. Yeah, he choked out on stream. That was crazy. Yeah. That was crazy. Yeah. So I think anytime you want someone to have your back in a street fight, they got to be Simone. What position does he play again? He plays defensive tackle. How much does he weigh? Probably like 360. I made probably like 330. Pretty fast, too. That's like a tank. He's a tank. Yeah. Who are you picking, you know? Me, you know, uh, street fight. You can't be fat and almost, you know, tip over trying to throw a punch. So your answer might not be the best. I would have to go for someone more buff, more muscular, more masculine, you know, more defined in the body. Foss. I can't give an answer after that. I'm not gonna lie. Foss. More defined in the body. I'm like, I have to pass now. Yeah. I can't answer. Are you studying them? No, I just, next question. Yeah, before we start the show, yeah, I look at Neon's camera roll. It's just like shirtless NFL player. Yeah, I told you to look at the, yeah. I mean, that is a good way to like look at somebody's. Yeah, you ever do that? Um. You never be a good team. Not a person for you, but yeah, maybe you can show me how. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can't answer the question after that. It's gonna, next question. Are you sure? You four-footed porcelain. I was gonna say Michael Parsons, but okay, let's just, next question. He's my friend. Yeah. Great, nice body. Really? We can I see like a picture? Um. You know, guys have like, oh, okay. Watch that. Anyway. If you could choose one current player and one retired player to appear on double coverage, who would they be? Neon, I'll start with you. Obviously, I'd have to say, uh, Patrick Mahomes, just because, you know, shh, I'm thinking about views, you know, that's just gonna go crazy. Patrick Mahomes, the fucking shut out. Yeah. He has a goat, no matter what, you know, he was number five in my list, but Patrick Mahomes, uh, retired would probably have to be, uh, let me think. Matt Shob. Matt Shob. Matt Shob. Shob to Matt Shob. The first ever QBI ever watched his ear got fucked up in the game. It was a coolest shit I ever seen in my life. Can we flash little Neon in the Matt Shob Jersey? Oh, I, yeah, damn, I forgot about that. Yeah, Matt Shob Jersey as a kid. Yeah, so Matt Shob. That's what I knew that you knew ball. I knew that a Matt Shob Jersey. I know, Matt Shob, the goat. Yeah. Um, if I had to pick, I would go retired. I'm going with Lauren Taylor, the goat, the race, fence, a player of all time. I haven't seen, um, someone like our generation, like really sit down with him and like, encapsulate his greatness. I think, um, yeah, the greatest ever do it. Um, multiple Super Bowls, multiple fence player of the years, MVP. And I heard a lot of people comparing Micah Parsons to Lauren Taylor. He is not Lauren Taylor. So he's still very good though. Still very good, but he doesn't play the run like Lauren Taylor. And then I would say for the current player, there's so many of my homes, the great answer. I would go CD Lamb. We need CD. Uh, we just talked about the Cowboys. We're going over on him. Cool ass guy. I've seen him in person. I think it'll be fired to have him on the pod. And I'm offended you didn't say him. Well, I've already done the stream, but like on the podcast, yeah, for sure. What if you just invite some friends? Yeah, what if you just play so bad though? Oh, none of us do. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, just just to Jewish guy does it. Yeah, yeah, Shalom. Shalom. Shalom. Are you Jewish? I'm actually not. I'm German. Oh, yeah, I'm kind of like the opposite spectrum. Yeah, there's a game this week and it's my sleeper Super Bowl team against your favorite team. And it's in LA, Texans at Rams. One thing I will say about LA, I went to stream a game. I went outside and every single fan there had the opposite jersey on. So they don't have a deep crowd. So home advantage doesn't matter. I looked at the odds. The Texans are underdog somehow. They are. So you don't know my picker, which I wait for your pick. I think you should go with your pick. All right. For everyone watching, if you want to win guaranteed money, I approve this bet. 1 million percent guaranteed the Houston Texans money line. Okay, I got my CJ Stroud jersey right here. Best Cuban. No way only brought the jersey to set. Best Cuban to lead. Greatest to ever do it. CJ Stroud. From it. It's going to be a blowout. You brought the jersey to set. Also, yeah. Bringing like team apparel to a set is crazy. It is. It is. But also if you guys want another easy bet to win more money minus six and a half, get that line. It's a lock. Straight up. Yep. So you got the Texans. You don't agree with me at all. No, I don't. I got the Rams. And I'm going to tell you what. Didn't you just say. Yeah, it's guys. I have a crit. Los Angeles Rams. Matthew Stafford, Pukin, Acua, Devonte Adams, Jared First, Kobe Turner. We're not losing. Easy money. Who's we? My Rams. Get up from LA. My Rams. There's no we. My Rams. Now Texans, there's a we. I'm motivating the team, bro. All right. I have a spot. Everyone's 45 minutes outside of LA. Look at the camera real quick. Look at the middle camera. Smile real quick. Screenshot this next to the scoreboard when the game's over. Yes, please. Thank you. When the Rams 30 pot the Texans, I want that screenshot. Thank you. So you have there. Thank you. You have their their money line. Yeah, if you want to actually win money at my bookie.ag, not just like pretend money like neon like let's. I'm going to put a real bet. Yeah, but you're going to lose the real money. That's all right. We'll see. We will see. I can't wait to be right. I love being right. Do. I'm going to get right a lot on the show. Okay. Yeah. You are a tryhard. Like you know everything. Yeah, everyone calls me a chart no matter what I do. No, but because you're good at it though. Yeah, thank you. You're good at what you do. Yeah, yeah. No, the stream just likes to call me a try. That's all good. That's the nickname. Yeah, I hit pads back. I walk off. I'm like, dude, it's nervous. I'm any Pac-Yo. I'm like, yo. Oh, because like the way you were punching it. Yeah, well, they were like, you're going to hurt Pac-Yo. I mean, you were going a little hard. He's an eight-time champion. I think he'll live. That's the best exact straight up. Yeah. I mean, that's just my opinion. That's true. And then we were talking about it. We're going to collaborate and a pick. You know, this show isn't going to be like this other debate show. It's where they always disagree, just to disagree. Nian and I are all homey. We're going to be a future Super Bowl champions. All of the facts. Um, yep. They're going to be right there. But we're going to pick them this week with the teaser. For you guys at home, a teaser is when you can add points onto the total or spread. So the spread for this game, the Eagles are favored by not only the nine and a half points. So what we're going to do is add six points onto that. So we're going to grab the Cowboys at plus 15 and a half, which means they have to lose by 15 less or when. And then the over under is 47 and a half, I believe, or if not cut it. We're going to go with the over. We believe in the Cowboys offense. We say they're going to go out there. They're going to score more than 41 and a half points total when you combine the Eagles and the Cowboys. That's a great pick. That's the teaser. From the best over with the Cowboys, we collaborated, we agree. And then every single week over at my bookie dot AG, I'm going to give you a player prop to take this week. I like a guy that Neon has in fantasy. Who I saw your fantasy team. I want to include them. Brian Thomas Jr. To go his line, 71 and a half yards. He hit that a lot of yards, bro. He hit that over in the last seven games of last season. Liam Cohen came out and said Brian Thomas Jr. Will be the focal point of our passing offense. When they line up in the preseason, they put them in the slot over 40% of snaps. The lines a little bit low because they're scared. Jaceys Horn is going to, you know, kind of tag along and chase them. But when he's in the slot, he gets a free release. I think they're going to scheme up for easy yards, get Lawrence going, kind of get them comfortable. I don't expect a huge dose to Travis Hunter week one. I'm expecting more BTJ. That's why I got his player prop in the over. Good bets. Chat, he is, I say chat. We're not live. Holy fuck. There's still a chat though. YouTube chat. Facts. Listen to him. Listen to my pick too. Don't just listen to his shit, okay? Because he's smart, but I'm smarter. Go to the Texans. Win some money. Love you guys. God bless. Well, we got to do the drip check down there, bro. Okay. Oh, you want me to stand up? Yeah, bro. Show off the drip. What do you got on? You got the levels. This is from my boy, Ronnie, his brand. Ronnie, 2K shout to him. This is out to your dad. This is from fucking Target or some shit. Got these from Nike, like 90 bucks. And these socks are dirty. Well, where did you get the glasses from? These are Nerf glasses from a kid. Yeah. Oh, I don't like changing my glasses. Oh, they're glasses from a kid. Yeah. I just keep changing the lenses. Okay, cool. You know what's crazy? I have chrome glasses. Cartier, Cartier. Cartier. I have all those, but I don't like them. Because it's not me. That's you. Let's see your drip check. I bet that. Drift check. About the tip jersey on. Camo shorts. And then I got the OG tips on. These came out for you were born. How much does it cost? Young buck. How many? Like, 3. I'm 23. I'm 21. I'm. I'm. No, you're two years older than me, bro. Those are nice though. These are, these are tough. Those are nice. These are probably my favorite shoes I own with the jersey and everything. And then you know, I got the ice on. I went platinum on them. Um, what did Drake say? Fuck going platinum. I looked at my wrist and it's already platinum. Amber, you love Drake. Shit like that. I do love Drake. Yeah. Got the band on the earrings. I'm just, I had the toe. I don't like I. I didn't know. It looks down. Thank you. Looks like I'm going to be a little bit more. I'm going to be a little bit more. Thank you. Looks nice. Yeah. It's like a compliments to your skin tone. Does it? Yeah. What would you describe my skin tone as? White. I'd say I'm caramel. Yeah. Pretty white. I'm pretty tan. You're not pale though. Like you don't look like dying. No, I don't look like I'm dying. Yeah. I'm pretty tan. Yeah. Straight up. Who would you consider my skin tone? You look like a machiado. Oh, wow. Yeah, like a nice machiado. I've never heard that before. Yeah. Thank you. I like it a lot. Oh. Okay.