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TDS Time Machine | Martin Luther King Jr. Day

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Jan 19, 20264 months ago
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Summary

This Daily Show episode uses comedy to critique how Martin Luther King Jr.'s legacy is misrepresented and commercialized in modern America. Through street interviews, satirical segments, and an interview with Atlantic writer Van Newkirk, the episode explores how politicians, corporations, and the public misunderstand or exploit Dr. King's actual beliefs about economic justice, anti-capitalism, and racial equality.

Insights
  • MLK's legacy is systematically whitewashed by politicians and corporations who quote the 'I Have a Dream' speech while ignoring his anti-war stance, criticism of white moderates, and opposition to capitalism
  • Measurable progress on racial equality has stalled: black wealth gaps, school segregation, and homeownership rates remain unchanged since 1970 despite narrative of civil rights victory
  • Women's contributions to the civil rights movement are historically erased; Coretta Scott King and Rosa Parks were strategic organizers and political educators, not just supporters
  • The fight to establish MLK Day as a federal holiday took 15 years after his assassination and faced significant political resistance, with recent attempts to eliminate or replace it
  • Dr. King's final year focused on ambitious anti-poverty and anti-militarism programs that were derailed by his assassination, representing a lost revolutionary moment rather than a completed victory
Trends
Corporate co-optation of civil rights figures for profit (MLK Day sales, discount marketing) contradicts the subjects' anti-capitalist valuesPolitical weaponization of civil rights history: conservatives redefine MLK's legacy to support unrelated agendas (gun rights, colorblindness)Erosion of civil rights protections and holidays: federal agencies pausing MLK Day events and eliminating free park admission signals potential rollbackResurgence of explicit racism in mainstream political discourse replacing coded dog-whistle language with direct hate speechHistorical revisionism of civil rights movement: emphasis on 'great men' obscures systemic organizing by women and grassroots activistsStalled racial economic justice: wealth gaps and segregation metrics unchanged in 50 years despite claims of progressSelective quotation of activist rhetoric to neutralize radical messages and support status quo positions
Topics
Martin Luther King Jr. legacy and historical accuracyCivil rights movement historiography and women's erasureCorporate commodification of social justiceRacial wealth gap and economic inequalitySchool segregation in AmericaPolitical misuse of civil rights rhetoricFederal holiday policy and rollbackAnti-capitalism and Dr. King's economic visionVietnam War opposition and militarismWhite moderate resistance to civil rightsRosa Parks and grassroots organizingCoretta Scott King's political influencePoor People's Movement derailmentRacism in contemporary political discourseGun rights and Second Amendment interpretation
Companies
The Atlantic
Published a special commemorative issue called 'King' examining MLK's life and legacy with multiple analytical essays
NBC News
Reported on Defense Intelligence Agency pausing MLK Day and Black History Month events
National Park Service
Eliminated free admission on MLK Day and Juneteenth, reversing longstanding policy
People
Martin Luther King Jr.
Subject of episode analysis; examined for actual beliefs versus popular misrepresentation
Van Newkirk
Guest discussing MLK's legacy, assassination as revolutionary moment, and women's role in civil rights
Coretta Scott King
Discussed as political educator and anti-war activist, not merely King's wife or supporter
Rosa Parks
Highlighted as strategic organizer who built structures King relied on, not just a tired bus passenger
Ronald Reagan
Reluctantly signed MLK Day into law in 1983 after 15-year fight, preferring unofficial status
Barack Obama
Referenced as example of racial progress, but questioned whether another Black president will ever be elected
Elon Musk
Endorsed racist post on X platform calling for white solidarity and imprisonment of Black people
Nina Simone
Wrote 'Why the King of Love is Dead' three days after MLK's assassination, capturing revolutionary moment
Jean Theoharis
Authored essay in Atlantic's King issue about Coretta Scott King's political influence on MLK
Claudia Tenney
Introduced legislation to make Trump's birthday a federal holiday, potentially replacing MLK Day
Quotes
"The real Dr. King did not fit in any box. White moderates think he would have been on their side, but he thought they were worse for the civil rights movement than the Klan."
Dulce Sloan
"MLK was for racial equality, economic justice, and stood against the exploitation of the poor. And he did so because he knew that one day our great nation would rise above bigotry, injustice, and poverty."
Roy Wood Jr.
"The mountaintop in that speech wasn't the place where we need to be in terms of race. The mountaintop was having the vision to see where we needed to go."
Van Newkirk
"How did we win if Dr. King was assassinated while protesting? How did we win the civil rights movement? How are we victorious if while protesting for higher wages for sanitation workers in Memphis, he was assassinated?"
Van Newkirk
"Women have been the backbone of the whole civil rights movement. This popular narrative of the civil rights movement too often relies on great men and ignores the importance of women who also organized and led the movement."
Jean Theoharis (quoted)
Full Transcript
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We're going to go get coffee and we're going to walk around. So, which one of those celebrates Martin Luther King Day? Well, none of what we've talked about so far. 232 push-ups for Martin. So, this ain't reparations, but this is enough. That's right. Give me one hand once. Yeah! That's right! What y'all doing to celebrate MLK? Came to New York. Came to New York? That's it? That's all y'all going to do? Saw some shows, ate some food, did some shopping. Alright, I'm going to come back to y'all on Juneteenth. And y'all better have done better. Don't you like when he like, you know, refused to move to the back of the bus? I can remember it snippets through the world news. He didn't refuse! That was Rosa Parks! What is that? Name a famous MLK quote. I have a dream. I have a dream. I have a dream. And what does he say after that? I'm not sure. Name a famous MLK quote. Oh, I have a dream. I have a dream. Besides, I have a dream. I'm going to pay you one million dollars if you can tell me something else that Martin Luther King said. He told his children he loved them. Yes! Woo! Million! So, hey, let me see. Lady, you do not know. He said to his children. Can we Google it? No! What the f***? I have a dream that one day, that's all I got. I have a dream that one day, white people will actually know what's in that damn speech. Okay, just name five black people. Eddie Murphy. That's the only black person you know. Eddie Murphy. Byron Leftwich. What the f*** is brand language? Byron Leftwich is an NFL as an offensive line coach. Nobody know him. You're just making up names now. So how do you celebrate Martin Luther King? Um, not too sure. So that's where he died for, man? For you. This is to be out here, just not doing nothing on this day? Nah, I'm just kidding. You can do whatever you want, man. You black! We're going to go see the Lion King. Okay. There's got King in the tie-up. I mean, that's the coaches you can get. I'll take it. The freedom and liberty to go about and do what we want to do, that's our celebration. See, that's a quote from a black woman right there. That's right. Freedom and liberty. Freedom and liberty. Just do what we want to do. That's right. It's your birthday. It's your birthday. How old are you? I'm 50. What? That's what I'm talking about, but no crack. It's over. You still need lotion, though. You still need lotion. You still need lotion. For more on Dr. King's legacy, we turn now to Dulce Sloan, everybody. Hey, how are you? Dulce, if Martin Luther King were here, where do you think he would stand on the government shutdown? I think he would stand inside, because it's too damn cold. Why is Martin Luther King day on the coldest day of the year? I mean, why can't we celebrate him in July, then we can, you know, march outside and have a cookout? But then it wouldn't be on his birthday. Oh. So a black man can't have two birthdays? It's 2019, Trevor. I thought we moved past this. What? I didn't know there was a civil rights... anyway, never mind. What... okay. While you're indoors today, what do you think and what are you remembering about Dr. King's legacy? You know what I want to remember? The real Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King, not the whitewash hallmark version, because every year people talk about the same stuff, the I Have a Dream speech, the march on Washington, how he had the voice of a Scooby-Doo ghost. I have a dream and I would have gotten away with it too if it worked for those meddling kids. But the real Dr. King did not fit in any box. White moderates think he would have been on their side, but he thought they were worse for the civil rights movement than the Klan. And mattress stores out here have an MLK day sales, but Dr. King was anti-capitalist. And even though he was a Reverend and a man of God, he allegedly had a whole bunch of affairs. Whoa, hold on, hold on. Even if that's true, I mean, that he had affairs, isn't it disrespectful to mention that on his birthday? I don't think so. It's part of his legacy. A reminder that our heroes aren't perfect, they're people. And I'm not being disrespectful. Just the opposite. MLK was out there getting it. And probably still could. I mean, if he showed up on my bumble, I'd take him to the mountain top in the valley low. I've never thought of MLK on bumble. Well, he wouldn't be on Tinder. That man had class. If everyone knew that fighting for civil rights could get you some, a lot more people would fight for equality, equal pay, voting rights, and whoever can stop black people from getting shot by the police will f*** tonight, okay? I'll show up. I'll show up. All right. Now, first you get a million in the streets, then you get a million in the sheets. Don't say slow, everybody. A rectile dysfunction is more common than many think, yet it's now simpler to treat than ever before. 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The holiday didn't go as planned for some today. A business in Duluth, Minnesota created controversy when promoting a sale in honor of the civil rights leader. The sign posted at the shop read MLK Day sale 25% off everything black. But the owner says it was just misinterpreted. 25% off everything black. He was black. He was proud. He looked good. We were celebrating that. Are you serious? Are you serious? For MLK Day, 25% off for black clothes? What it should be is 100% off for black people. Free at last, free at last, pants, tops, and coats, and free at last. Yeah, Roy, you know what makes it worse is that if you read Dr. King's speeches, you'll see that he was opposed to consumerism and wasteful capitalism. That's right. In MLK Day with a sale, it's like commemorating Samuel L. Jackson Day by whispering. That's not what the man stands for. It's not like in the middle of his mountaintop speech, Dr. King just broke off like, remember me with savings too insane to be believed. I might not get to that store with you, but my eyes have seen the power of the discount. Come on, Coretta, let's roll. You know, it actually is unfortunate because it seems like some white people are out of touch with Dr. King's legacy. It's not just a white thing. In fact, Dr. King might actually be proud that on his special day, people of all colors and backgrounds have been f**king up. As we pause to honor Dr. King this year, a flyer for a local event that bears his image is causing quite a stir. But as NBC 25's Walter Smith tells us right now, the party is now canceled. The party promoters know where to be found. This poster has a lot of people shaking their heads in disgust. It shows Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. wearing a gold chain promoting a party called Freedom to Twerk. It was supposed to take place at this club, but it's been canceled. The owner says he's disgusted and there'll be no twerking here. There will be no twerking here. It sounded like Gandalf in a Tyler Perry movie. There will be no twerking here. And then, you know, the strippers fly all over the place. Also, how are you going to photoshop Dr. King with gold chains to try and make him look cool? He was already cool. Look at these real pictures of Dr. King from back in the day. Look at him playing pool in a suit. In a silver right, fresh from a march. That shot's so cool. It doesn't matter if he misses. And here he is making the library look cool. Steadied in front of books like they stack some money. But this is my favorite Martin Luther King. Wearing sunglasses inside. Trevor, he could have taken that call in private, but he left the door open for the haters. But maybe the most popular activity on MLK Day is using his legacy to push your own agenda and no one has done it in a more interesting fashion than this guy. I believe that Gun Appreciation Day honors the legacy of Dr. King. And the truth is, I think Martin Luther King would agree with me if he were alive today, that if African Americans had been given the right to keep and bear arms from day one of the country's founding, perhaps slavery might not have been a chapter in our history. Okay, okay, hold up. I'm pretty sure on Dr. King's list of priorities, giving slaves guns comes way below not having slaves in the first place. The logic makes no sense. This makes no sense. How would you do that? Like, do you think the slave owners would have just had a little chit chat? Well, we'll set them free. Oh, no, don't set them free. Let's make it interesting. Give them shotguns. Now, I will say this, if slaves did have guns, the movie Roots would have only been 15 minutes long. Your name is told by all whatever you want us to call you. That's cool, isn't it? Okay, so Roy, we've seen people mess it up, you know, with sales or, you know, with their own agendas, but what is the proper way to celebrate Dr. King's legacy? Listen, man, it's simple. MLK was for racial equality, economic justice, and stood against the exploitation of the poor. And he did so because he knew that one day our great nation would rise above bigotry, injustice, and poverty. And on that day, my friends, there will be twerking for everyone everywhere. Where would you, everybody? My morning flew by and I didn't have time to cook anything. And I looked up at the clock and now it's 10 a.m. and I'm hungry and it's March. That's what I said to myself this week, realizing that life is super chaotic and we just don't have time to do everything that we want. What do I want? Easy nutrition that's ready for me whenever I want that actually tastes good. This is where my friends at Hewlett will come in, sponsor of this podcast. That's H-U-E-L. 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You touch on so many different topics from Black Panther through to racism in America, the Second Amendment. One of the more interesting conversations that I got started because of your writing was specifically about teachers being armed. You argued that in its very essence, it goes against the Second Amendment. Why would you make that argument? The Second Amendment is supposed to be this thing that protects people from the government. The whole entire ethos of it is you get people, you give them guns, and you give them guns so they can build a militia to protect themselves against tyranny. You have teachers who are state agents, paid by the state, who are taking care of our kids, who have sometimes done bad things to those kids, and you're giving them guns. So, especially in Florida, you have a guy who was known to use the N word with his students and was suspended for doing it. You give that guy a gun. That's the tyrannical government. I never thought of that as an idea. It's one of those ideas where people go, this seems like a good idea because everything leads to more guns. You go, just give the people more guns and then it solves the guns. Because if everyone has a gun, then I guess it means no one has a gun. I don't know how it works. I'll give my gun a gun. Yeah, you give your gun a gun. That's the most important, because guns don't kill people. People kill people. So what about guns killing guns? I don't think a gun has ever killed a gun. I saw that in a movie once, the gun shot the gun and the gun... No one talks about gun-on-gun violence. You have an interesting way of looking at the world and this issue of the Atlantic, I think, looks at Martin Luther King from so many different places and through so many different lenses, which I really found interesting. Martin Luther King is one of those figures in America that I've always felt is mythologized and oftentimes misunderstood. It feels like you've captured that in this article. Why did you think it was necessary to have an entire article about Martin Luther King Jr.? So what we want to do is challenge people. We want people to read every single article in this issue and come away thinking about something new, something they had never thought about, something they had never even fathomed about Dr. King. And what that does as a whole is so many times politicians bring up people who have an agenda bring up Dr. King. They quote the dream speech. They do the same thing. Okay? He wants us to live in a colorblind society where our kids can go to school together. They quote this one part, but they don't quote the part about him being against the Vietnam War. They don't say his speech, his letter from Birmingham Jail, where he talks about the white moderate and nobody asks themselves, am I the white moderate? So nobody, everybody now is pro-King and not racist, but nobody's reading King now for how to be anti-racist. It's interesting that you say that because there was a specific article or piece of it that connected with me, written by you. And it was specifically about the idea of Martin Luther King and his assassination. And you say here, in the official story told to children, King's assassination is the transformational tragedy in a Victoria struggle to overcome. But in the true accounting, his assassination was one of a host of reactionary assaults by a country against the revolution. And those assaults were astonishingly successful. That's an interesting point of view because many people feel like Martin Luther King being assassinated was the beginning of the great journey that got black people to where they needed to be. And you're arguing that it ended a revolution that was starting. How do you prove that? Or why do you believe that? So I remember when I was in school and I had a teacher who told me straight up that the civil rights movement was victorious, that we won. That we won. And what I could never reconcile was how did we win if Dr. King was assassinated while protesting? How did we win the civil rights movement? How are we victorious if while protesting for higher wages for sanitation workers in Memphis, he was assassinated? And his poor people's movement was derailed. So I always want to revisit that point. So when I wrote that essay, I was listening to Nina Simone's song, Why the King of Love is Dead. She wrote it three days after he was assassinated. And she's talking about will the country stand or fall? She's talking about a country that seemed then on the verge of an apocalypse. And so I really wanted to go back to that moment and see how we get from that moment where you're talking about the end of the world, the black community in shambles and tears and unrest and riots. And how you go from narrative here in 50 years and say we won. How does it happen? People would say, but Van, look at how much progress black people have made since Martin Luther King. Surely things have gotten better. Black people on the up in America. Well, some studies are showing that that may not be the case. So we've got some studies out from the economic policy institute that are saying that black wealth, black home ownership rates, segregation in schools haven't gone anywhere in 50 years. In 50 years? So what are we talking about here? We're saying that the gap between blacks and whites now in terms of wealth is just so staggering that it's how do you even build policy to bridge that gap? Education has risen, but our kids are now in schools that are as segregated as they were in 1970. So what are we talking about? That's an interesting point of view. And I guess I know a lot of people argue back on that and they'll say, well, I mean, Obama became president, Van. So I mean, that's progress, isn't it? Yeah, Obama was president eight years and now will we ever have another black president? Will you ever have another president is the question I ask. Here's something that I really connected with and I guess because of South Africa's history and also because it is International Women's Day is this beautiful quote in the article. Women have been the backbone of the whole civil rights movement. This popular narrative of the civil rights movement too often relies on great men, the great men version of history, King, Malcolm X, Thurgood Marshall, Stokely Carmichael, other names, you know, and it ignores the importance of women who also organized and led the movement and shows how their contributions have been sidelined, hidden in plain sight. That is a powerful narrative that many people forget. And that is Coretta Scott King wasn't just a sidekick. She wasn't just the woman at home. Why do you think it's so important to acknowledge these women and what were the instrumental in doing in many movements? Yeah, I learned a lot reading that essay from from Jean Theoharis. She was talking about Coretta, Coretta Scott King and how Martin's development politically came from conversation with Coretta. So a lot of what he was doing was sort of mansplaining Coretta, right? He was going out and saying, OK, she was against the Vietnam War years before he was. Wow. She, when they were courting each other and when they were still dating, she was the one who was sort of giving him these economic ideas, passing him along text about what to read and how to learn and grow. So you look at, if you look at Coretta, Coretta Scott King, not just as King's help me, as someone who was an activist in her own right, you start looking at just all these other women in the movement who did so much. Rosa Parks, who was an operative, we're taught in school that she was a tired old lady who sat down. She was out there. She built the same organizing structures that actually King relied on when he was doing the boycotts. Wow. Those were built by black women against sexual assault. That's powerful. The same things. Yeah. And so when you look at these stories, how do you think it plays out? Because Martin Luther King exists in a place where some people use him to stage a protest and others go, we should use him to sell trucks in America. Everyone sees him in a different light. If Martin Luther King were around today from what you have read and what you've learned, like how happy do you think he would be? Would he think people have reached a mountaintop? I think from reading him, his thing was never being satisfied with where we are because there's always space. The mountaintop in that speech wasn't the place where we need to be in terms of race. The mountaintop was having the vision to see where we needed to go. And I think that vision was that the road is everlasting. Right. The moral arc of the universe is it's always bending. Right. Which justice. And we bend it. I think King would be protesting regardless of whatever situation is on the ground right now in America. He would be protesting because that's what he does. That's what an activist does. They were always agitating. And so that's what I want people to take away from the magazine is that his activism was always agitating. It was always moving forward and progressing. And you see in the last year of his life, before he was assassinated, he sat down and thought, how do I move this forward? And he came forward with the most ambitious program to fight poverty, to fight militarism, and to fight racism across the globe. And that was King. That was King. It's an amazing article. Thank you so much for being here. It's an amazing issue of the Atlantic. King. Hello, hello, hello. Martin Luther King, Jr. Day is right around the corner, which means two things. One, if Al Sharpton sees his shadow, six more weeks of winter. That's right. And two, we're about to get the worst party fly as you've ever seen. That's real, by the way, okay? And the party wasn't nearly as fun as they made it look. Personally, I'm going to be celebrating it like it's the last MLK day because the way things are going, it might be. NBC News has learned that the Defense Intelligence Agency has ordered a pause on all events related to MLK Day or Black History Month. The National Park Service will no longer offer free admission on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, nor on Juneteenth. That's right. The National Parks are going from free at last, free at last. A bitch better have my money. And I know some white people out there are like, why do you care? Black people don't go camping. First of all, that's racist, okay? And second, you're correct. But when white people go get a free day in the parks, we finally get to experience what it's like to be in an empty Whole Foods, okay? What I'm worried about is that this backsliding on MLK Day is just the first step toward getting rid of it all together. Because if you don't know, it was a hard fight to get the national holiday in the first place. It took 15 years after Dr. King's death to become a law. And some of you may be thinking 15 years, but that I'm just a bill song only took three minutes. Yeah, because he was a white bill, all right? They never told you that he was a bill to resegregate golf courses. And you should see that bill's friend. Dool's been waiting on the Capitol steps for 20 years. And when Ronald Reagan was finally pressing in the signing of the bill in 1983, you could tell he was a little salty about it. Just two weeks ago, Mr. Reagan said he would have liked an unofficial holiday. I would have preferred that. But since they seem bent on making it a national holiday, I believe the symbolism of that day is important enough that I would have signed that legislation when it reaches my desk. Yeah, that's the tone of voice that means fine. Have your little holiday, okay? I'll tell the CIA to gift wrap some crackers at present. No wonder Reagan got all the time. He was like, I'll make it a holiday, but I want to forget that shit immediately. But even if Reagan caved, a lot of Republicans had a dream that one day they could turn people against Dr. King, and that dream still lives on. Racist text messages allegedly sent by President Trump's handpicked nominee to lead the office of special counsel. One from January of last year, quote, MLK Jr. was the 1960s, yours, Floyd, and his holiday should be ended and tossed into the seventh circle of hell where it belongs. Mr. Martin Luther King Jr., whose whole life was a diddy party. Orges and smoking and fighting and whipping up on women. Martin Luther King Jr., make a diddy party look like a Catholic convent school. Lord have mercy. White people, if that guy is your one black friend, it does not count. Okay? A diddy party? Like whatever his faults, Dr. King wasn't diddy by any stretch. But also, if diddy manages to pass the Civil Rights Act, I'd let a few things slide. Not the domestic violence, but a thousand bottles of baby oil, sure! That bill would have slid right through Congress. The surprising thing about the rights defamation of MLK is just how unsurprising it is. Magga conservatives have traded in their dog whistle for a racism bullhorn. Elon Musk endorses a post on X, calling for, quote, white solidarity. White men are better at all of these tasks than the allegedly underprivileged communities that are replacing them. Blacks need to be imprisoned for the most part. And we would live in paradise. It's that simple. It's literally that simple. Yeah, I'm sorry, but when I hear pure, unadulterated racism like that, you know, as a man from South Carolina, it just makes me a little homesick. I mean, they cooked up that hate speech just like Ma Scram Thurman used to make it. And even if you called him out on it, these races have friends in high places. In the United States of America, you don't have to apologize for being white anymore. When the f*** have white people ever apologized for being white? Okay? What are we talking about? Come on, man. White people barely apologize for being black on Halloween. The only sorry I've ever gotten from a white person was, oh, sorry, I thought you worked here. But there's still one reason to have hope that we can preserve MLK Day because all of us, regardless of race, color, or creed, enjoy that sweet three-day weekend. And if MLK Day goes away, what are you going to replace it with? Congresswoman Claudia Tenney of New York introduced legislation to make Trump's birthday a federal holiday. You got to be kidding me. Yeah. Yeah, replacing MLK Day with a holiday honoring Trump would be insulting, racist, and unnecessary. But you know what? A day off is a day off, okay? I mean, f*** it. We've all seen Trump's face. We'll call it prune teeth. But hey, that's just my opinion. Comedy Central and stream full episodes anytime on BareMouth+. For more on the five separate tools ShipStation does in one, go to ShipStation.com and use code START to try ShipStation free for 60 days.