Ep 582 - Very Interesting

Wow, wow, Wes. Hello. Hello. Hello, hello. How are you? Good. How you doing? I'm doing all right. I'm jet lag, bro. I had a fucking I I've I had to fly from LA to Buffalo and I had to get up at one 50 a.m. Because I didn't get on like a five a.m. flight. So I was like, let me get there. Every time I check traffic over there at night time, I'm like, damn, it takes an hour to get to the airport. Then I wake up and it's 22 minutes. Sure. Yeah. So I wake up super early and, dude, I get there and LAX is one of a few airports that doesn't run 24 seven like the ticketing and bagging and everything. So I get there at like three being like, I'll give myself two hours. It's Friday. It's, you know, it's a giant city. It's going to be those a booming metropolis. Same, dude. I get there early, dude, because I didn't want to if I missed it. I had to get all the way to beautiful Buffalo. I'd been fucked. I go I fly like an old person. I get there two hours early. Two hours early. Oh, dude, I that's like an hour early in a smaller airport. I like for some reason I'm like, it's LAX. There's going to be a million people. Dude, I get there. It's just six people were sitting in there. And they got I was like trying to do the ticket counter. And the guys like, yo, dude, you can't you got to wait till like four o'clock. And I was like, four o'clock, my flights at fucking five thirty. It only gives me an hour and a half. It's crazy. So easy. Well, dude, I'm sitting there. So I had to wait till four o'clock. You know, wait till and then everyone gets to do like the thing and put the bag. And then there's this like you go to the next level. I go up the escalator to go to the TSA Precheck. And there's just people standing there like get downstairs. You're not allowed to be up here. And I'm like, OK, so I've ride the escalator back down. So everyone's just waiting by the escalator and all like for like 20 minutes, you watch people like ride up and a couple of you can't. And they just ignore them to come back down as the ride of shame. So it was like it was set up to get someone to spaz, dude, because then we finally get to another place and we get to another checkpoint. Like everybody wait here. We're not open yet. And it was just like, dude, what the fuck? It was it was it was tough. Insane to me that I flew all the way to Buffalo and had to do two shows that I was so I was fucked up for like three days. I basically like didn't sleep for a day. Yeah, I was I was jacked out. That's terrible. It was bad. I guess you can't go to the airport that early. I had to. There was I had in order to get on have to that got me to Buffalo by 3 p.m. Show is that that you had some saying I'm saying you don't have to get to the airport that early, dude. Now it was I thought there's a V fucking you've flown so many times. I know, but I can't get to the airport. Like 20 minutes. I do. I did this once and it backfired on me. And I got so shook that I was like never again. I had to go. I was in I had to fly out of Austin. I was I was late and I had like I got there as the plane started boarding and it just so happened to be slammed. I had to go to the wheelchair line, beg my way in front of wheelchair people to be like, Hey, man. Yeah, I know you got your stitch going on. Sure. I'm running late. And they were like, yeah, for sure. They let me all go. Yeah. And I was like, never again. I felt I don't like asking for stuff. I mean, like having to ask a person literally like four people in wheelchairs to be like, can I get in front of you was just a low point for me personally. Sure. Then I had a fight with a clear representative because they do two for one all the time, but you got to find a middle ground. You can't don't be late. I have no middle ground. Two hours early. I have no middle ground. Unless you plan on hitting the bar. I'm not a verse to two hours in the airport. But that'd be fun. That results in a rough day. I just work. I just plug in my laptop and drink coffee and just work on my laptop. So I kind of like being there. I get I get focused. But also if I dilly dally, I lose track of time easily. So if I go, I got time. I'll completely fuck myself. So yeah, I'm an early bird to the airport. I get there so early. It's like my mom. I know. I know. My parents do it too. But if they ever fly, which they rarely do, my parents flew Spirit this weekend. Did they really? They surprised me. Well, they thought it was a surprise. Right. Right. In Vegas, which was crazy because they got there at like 10 a.m. on Saturday, which is when I was I was like, we should hang out. But they didn't. They wanted to wait until I was watching the Notre Dame game to walk in. So they waited until like 4 30. Got you. And then I had a show like I didn't even see him. Oh, man. I hung out with my watchful bowl. I watched like the first half of the game with them. And they were just there the whole time. Yeah. But then now then we went and we played Blackjack for a little after the show. That's cool. So the night before Friday. First time ever, I've left the casino with chips. I won so much. That's awesome. Because I kept I was tired as fucking I was trying to go to bed. So I just kept going all in on Blackjack. And I did it like three times in a row and I won all three. And then I ended up with a lot of money. So then walk. Yeah, I had to walk eventually. I have a nice rule of I'll never walk. Yeah. Until it's so, you know, pot was then you have to. But I when my dad got there the next day, I handed him a lot of cash from what I gave him 10 grand. The winnings. Yeah. I gave him $10,000 in cash. First off, when I handed to me, just goes thanks. Dude, you're such a piece of shit. You're such a piece of shit. Well, this is not even pretending to be. I can't know. Not even want you to go. Thank you. I was like, dude, I gave it to him. That's funny. So then after the show, after the show, we go play Blackjack, but I didn't have time to go take out more money. So I was sitting next to my dad and I was like that. Let me get some of that money. And he was like, now, hold on. I was like, dude, give me the fucking money I just gave you. I'm not going to take all of it. So he gives me a little I lose right away. Yeah, because I go all in and just lose. I was like, a little more. He goes, OK, he takes it out and he's being on the ball. He's such a dickhead, dude. He gave me like a hundred bucks. He's an asshole. That's so funny. Yeah, I'll give it to him. That was funny. That's hilarious. Yeah. Ten thousand in cash. Yeah, thanks. Peel the bill separately. It's such a real slowly and stopping to look at me. Keep feeling that taking one back, peeling one back into the pile. He's very from what I understand. He's a pretty methodical gambler, right? He's disciplined and methodical. Yeah, he hated watching me. He doesn't like, yeah, I've seen me just be like, I'm on. Shane, come on. Shane, God damn it. Now look at that. You lost. That's great. Just great. It's so funny. Yeah, it was it was nice. So it was nice having my mom, my mom and dad came. That's fun. But they flew spirit and I was like, how's it? Terrible. Yeah. So fucking eight hours on a spirit airline. So when you fly spirit at Austin, you got to go to like a different whole side of the airport, which takes an extra 20 minutes to get to. I know people that way. They've been like, oh, yeah, I'm flying. I think frontier and spirit are like a different. So, dude, it's a totally terminal. Yeah, tax like 20 something minutes on to the trip so we can thank you. Yeah, luckily. I was. Yeah, yeah. But they won't let me upgrade their flight home. What? I don't know. Dang, I was like, guys, I can get you first class. Yeah, I wanted to not out of like, yeah, at least older. It's like, yeah, for sure. I do like them in the back of spirit, just battling. True. It is really funny. I feel a Burger King crown. The what? I should have gone to the BK crown. You'd have no idea why. They just wear this. Yeah, it was a good time. It is funny. A lot of older people are like, I hate flying. And they fly spirit like, gee. Yeah. No shit. Yeah, Brittany used to do it. We first met. She would. It wasn't spirits. You do Southwest at like five in the morning. Every flight. I just thought that was like the flight schedule. I'm like, damn, planes are early as hell. Dude, it was like 6 p.m. You never have to fly at 5 a.m. I had to. You do have to. I mean, you do have to. I mean, I'm not going to fly. I mean, I'm not going to fly. I mean, I'm not going to fly. I mean, I'm not going to fly. I mean, you do have to. I had to get to the people of Buffalo. West East and stuff. Yeah. That was that was man that fucked me up big time. Dude, the game was at your show. Yeah. Nice. Gabe was there Saturday. Nice. That was good. I'm glad he went to he went to a good one. The dude when I left. So I left Buffalo, beautiful Buffalo, New York on a Sunday morning. I got picked up by the super driver to go to the airport. The guy, you know, he was just like a normal guy. It's pretty funny. And I was like, damn, it smells so good. There's the General Mills factory. And I'm like, smells like money in a Cheerios. He goes, dude, I just learned what that was. I've been here for a while. He was like, I picked this lady up from there. She was like, yeah, it's a cereal factory. That's why it smells good. And he goes, right. And he's like, so I asked her like, so what? Do you make like all the serious? You guys make the cereal for like Buffalo? Do you ship it somewhere else? And I was just like, did you thought they make giant factory? The cereal factory? Just a Buffalo cereal factory. Lot of Cheerios. It killed me. That's so good. That killed me, first of all. And then so we keep driving because I do have my happy to chat feature. You spread that out or is that just? He thought it was just like every city has their own cereal factory. Exactly, yeah. It's like a video game. So that cracked me up. Oh my god. All right. And then I was like, what? What else is this guy's up to? So we're chatting. He was just like, yeah, man, people are crazy. I always love telling Uber drivers, like, yeah, I said, drive for Lyft. I kind of know the whole deal. And he was, we're getting like how people treat you. And he was like, yeah, this is one lady, man. He goes, I got to record everything now. Because this fucking lady, I pick her up. I drive her and I drop her off. And then we talk just like this. We're talking the whole time. And I'm almost positive he had the words mixed up. He goes, and then she tries to file a complaint for sexual assault while we're talking. Saying I was sexually assaulted her. And I'm like, OK, I didn't correct him at all. He goes, dude, I'm 4.98 stars. They have my rating. I go back and forth. Like, guys, I never do this. I have a family. Well, then he looks at me. He goes, I mean, 15 years ago, maybe. No, dude. He was being about sexual harassment. Sure. But him hitting me like 15 years ago. I might have sexually assaulted that woman. I was wild back then. He was killing me. He was the funniest dude I've ever met. Back in 2010, I might have sexually assaulted him. I know. Poor and a wife and kids. I mean, who knows? It was a bit of a wild child. That's awesome. Yeah, it was my favorite. That was the happy to chat. Must be devastating. Happy to chat's the move. It's so funny. Happy to chat for those guys. Must just be like, holy shit. All right. This dude, he was he was pushing me to my limit. My best stories. He pushed me to my limit, dude. He had an answer. I for he kept talking after he talked the entire time. But dude, he those two gems are cracking me up. I'm like, damn, man, you guys, what's what do you make all the cereal for Buffalo? What the fuck? Yeah, it's literally that's a child's brain. Every town must have. Churio factory. And then I got I got to the club and I had ordered Uber Eats like minutes before I get to the time it so I can get it, go back and eat. And they dropped it off the bar and I go up and I'm like, hey, I asked the one person working there. I'm like, I think I have like food over there. Can I grab it? And he just like you went to the bartender like, hey, whatever her name was, and she's looked up and went, what? Got a rough and tumbled buffalo. Buffalo so rough and tumbled. I love buffalo. It's awesome. There was a giant blood stain on the sidewalk outside of the club. Oh, like on the block. I walk away. I kept my walk past. That's the biggest factory. Big cheer or dispute. We're going to take all of your lucky charms into the town over my dead body punk. But yeah, Buffalo was so fun. I had a I had a blast. Had a good old time. That's good. Thanks. It was nice. You got some wings. What do you got? Do you know? Pizza plant. That was the name of the place. Place ruled. Yeah. People are against my decisions for a gluten-free pizza and curry wings. But you know, that's insane. You're in Buffalo, dude. You fucking asshole. I got the curry wings. That's crazy. No. Yeah, I was. Yeah, you're not going to believe it. But when I go to Buffalo, I put a hurt on chicken wings. It's fucking crazy. It's crazy. The curry wings, they were so good, man. I don't even branch off different flavors. I just go straight up Buffalo. I mean, I'm here for the fucking original recipe. I know, I know, I know. Well, you never see curry wings. I have Buffalo every other time. Yeah, but not the Buffalo. It's mom's gravy. I'll be back. It's the gravy. Sunday gravy. It's the perfect Sunday. I'll be back. Obviously, I'll be back to Buffalo. So I'll avenge my damn those curry wings. Never leave in Buffalo, dude. I'll never leave Buffalo. Buffalo fucking rules. That was my actual. That was my argument against the Saudis. What? When they were like, why don't you go do this thing? I was like, I'm going to go to Buffalo. I was like, all right. I'm going to fucking re-out. I've got a Buffalo. Buffalo rules. I was joking because it kind of looks like the Middle East over. It's bombed out. It's bombed it out a little. Yeah. It's. Yeah, when you walk around, I know what it'll tell you. The height. Yeah, it was. You walk a lot of buildings there, bombed, bro. It was crazy. But Buffalo was crushing it, man. I was there. Everything was fun. I love it. Me and Lamise had an all-time night there. Oh, yeah. That was. It was Buffalo, man. Fuck, dude. Sassy. What's that? I said it was sass. And a little sass. Yeah, we put a hurt in those wings at the anchor bar. We did. I think I probably had 30. It's crazy. The numbers I put up at Buffalo. I'm like, MJ at the garden, dude. You give me an anchor bar. I'm dropping 80. Dude. Yeah, that pizza plan was fired up, man. That was good as hell. It was right next to it. It was literally, I was like walking, trying to find it. I walked outside. I was just attached to the hotel. I did like spun the block like a moron being. I could so close. Yeah. Walked around. Like, I could just walk through the hotel and found the pizza plant. Pizza plant would have been nice. Pizza plant was fucking good, dude. They had one of those gluten-free pizzas that's like the some of they've made technologically leaps of gluten-free pizza where I swear to God, it's almost as good. Pizza plant hit me with like a classic Gen 1. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I like that for some weird reason. I like a dry, crackery crust. Again, the regular pizza is probably sick as hell, but. Yeah. I was there with my friend from Canada who came down to visit me. And I was, dude, I was so exhausted. And he was like, I'll meet you at 9 AM. I was like, no shot. I was like, I'm sleeping. I was like, I'll hit you up at 10. 10 AM and wake up. He's like, I'm outside. I was like, you motherfucker. Damn. So it was cool. We went to the art museum. You went to the Buffalo Art Museum? Yeah, the AKG. Is that fucking finger painting? Oh, fuck are they doing with art? You must not seen the AKG. They had all the, they had the, what is it called? There's a seven. I learned about seven Canadian masters called like the Great Seven or something. They just draw like snowy trees. It was awesome. The Canadian masters. I didn't do there seven Canadian masters. Called the Great Seven. Look them up guys. Look up the guy. I kept calling them the wrong names. My, my friend's like a art dealer. Yeah. So he got kept being like, so what about the big seven? He's like, do not call the big seven. Stop saying it. It's the big seven now. Just say no, it's the big seven. They would just draw snowy ass fucking trip. What do they call the Great Seven? The League of Seven or something? The group of seven. Group of seven. That's it. The group of seven. All drew snowy trees. A little French. I mean, pretty much. French Canadian, I think. Yeah. Well, obviously. It's hard to, they're not telling me. Yeah. Let's take you out. You gotta go to the AKG. You have no name? They have a, they don't have French names from what I can tell. Yeah. They have like some of them are like Mac Arthur. They had some. Oh, yeah. Scottish. Yeah. Some Scots over there drawing the snowy trees. Barley. I will say the, I didn't realize the people. I mean, it's kind of dumb, but the people in museums. Like the people who stand there like the black, like black shirts and shit. I thought they were just security guards, but they're all like art history majors. They would like horn in and be like, you guys have any questions? And I'm like, no, really? Unless there's something you want to say. And the lady, she would have talked for an hour and a half. Yeah. Art history degrees get you. You basically are like a fucking palace guard in England. You just stand at attention all day and then somebody comes in and it sucks, dude. I got to take a shit. God damn it. Yeah. She was like talking about this one person. We're like this painting. This is like the house that he built. And if you look this way, that view of a river is what he would see outside of his house. And I'm like, damn, you guys are going crazy. I breezed through in two seconds. I don't believe you. Cool. Cool. Nice. I'm out. But yeah, they were, they were getting into it. Now, when the art people start talking to me, I go, I literally, I don't believe you. Did he tell you that? I don't think that's true. I don't think he saw that. You should just start being like, I actually heard that he had French lineage. I thought he had French lineage. I thought it was more like realistic surrealism. Yeah. Did you know he was gay? Like, what do you know about Salvador Dali? I'm more of a Dali guy. It's cool. I also, what I did learn though, because a lot of those guys, you see some paintings where you're like, you see one that's like a, like a hyper realistic portrait that's one painted. And I'm like, yeah, I'm like, that's amazing. And then you get a guy who's like super squiggly. Who's the guy who does the screen painting mooch or something? His name is. I learned. Yes. I thought it was Van Gogh the whole time. This guy mooch or something. Yeah. He did the screen painting and I'm looking at his other paintings. I'm like, a lot of them are just swirly, crazy stuff. And I'm like, dude, if I was a guy who did this and I'm seeing this, I'd be like, what the fuck? But apparently those guys can do that. They get bored and then they're like, they want to do some weird. Nice. Other shit. I learned that because I, oh, my whole life, I was like, dude, you got these guys just masquerading around him. I'd love to do that. It's quickly guys. It's quickly guys. But my friend was like, no, dude, he's a master technique. He could do that if he wants. But this is his, how he, you know, chose to spend his later years. It's like, let me see some fuck all that. Yeah. Let me see some proof. But I will say there's a guy who does like blue just rectangles. Yeah, that the modern art modern art. Count me out. Fuck itself. Count me out. I've been in the moment so many times and every time I go, I get angry. No, man. Walk in and it's like a TV screen of a woman screaming. Dude, that shit pisses me off. Is this they've gotten into some wild stuff. I will say. Yeah. That stuff. I have no story nights in there. And that's that's nice to look at. Story nights. Yeah. So I saw there was this lady. She's a Japanese woman. She had like one of those immersive installations where she apparently started hallucinating polka dots everywhere. So she would paint these rooms and you walk in and it sounds so dumb, but they're just tiny dots and big dots. And that was kind of cool. But nice. It's like, I don't know. Yeah, I can't get behind the thing of a guy on a VCR being like, stop right there. Yeah. Stop right there. And you're like, that's I could have done that in five. Yeah, that stinks. That pissed me off. Yeah. But there's a guy who like attached fluorescent lights together. No, like this was actually like a beat this shit out of her. I'm going to fight that guy. Especially again, like, dude, the people who paint like a beautiful waterfall or like, yeah, it's fucking all comedy. Yeah. Do chomp or whatever. That's all comedy, dude. Like I could do comedy, but I'm just going to do like making fun of comedy. Yeah. Yeah. Shut up, Dork. I've never seen you do comedy once. Yeah. Paint a fucking waterfall. Show me a waterfall. Hump the stool. Yeah, the but that was cool. I was it was fun to do and then I punished my friend by giving him curry wings. I'm like, all right, dude. Yeah, you want to take me to Buffalo Art Museum? Now I raise you a little home and home. Now you're on my court. Game two, curry wings. Yeah, it was really he's actually he's a really funny guy. He gave the waitress came out of the house of pizza. He goes, it's actually horrible. This gluten free crust is he is an art snob. Yeah. He was cracking me up. Shout out, Ray. It's a beast. No, yeah. So I had a good time and I had a fun old time. I was done. I think I'm done. My stupid podcast tour. That was exhausting, dude. Yeah, it sucks. Stinks big time, but I had fun. I had a good time doing that, repeating yourself, especially towards the end of it. You get like, repeat the same stories. It's repeating the same thing. And you're like, let me tell you. But you heard the question a hundred times. Like, let me tell you, start feeling like a politician. Yeah. I started hitting him. I should have hit him with the Gavin Newsom. Just being like, that's interesting. That's that's really interesting. Did you see that clip? Yeah, I've seen a lot of Gavin. That's my favorite. Gavin. What was he trying to get at? I don't even like they asked him about a pack, I guess. And he went, huh, it's interesting. You bring it. He's like, I don't know anything about that. That's interesting. He was basically like, I don't know what that is. But that's what he's talking about. But he went, but that's interesting. That's it's very interesting. You bring that up. Yeah. It's like, what do you do? It's nice defense. I'm very interested in that. I thought I thought he was being like, what are you up to? I think it's like, oh, wow. OK, it's an interesting point. A pack. I don't think I've heard of that. I've dealt with other packs, but I don't know about a pack. It is funny, though, if your job is to be full of shit all the time, you just finally bomb at being full of shit. I can't. My brain's farting out of me. I usually have a cool way to maneuver around. This is going, oh, it's funny. You asked me about it. It is. It is. Just Jewish guys. Really? A warms going on. Come on, Gavin, pull out of this. Talk about infrastructure. They're Jewish, right? That's it. Are they interested? Huh. Oh, yeah. Well, that is interesting. I never. Jewish. Yeah, I guess I have heard of that. Oh, yeah. Your little earpiece is like this static. Help. Pull up. Pull up. Yeah, it's very. Interesting. You'd ask me about this, like turning the tables on successfully. Trump dog, though, hit it with the. Why? I still you guys are obsessed. I know. I know. Do you get to watch any of the No Kings protest? I call it a little bit. I went to a nice little algorithm. He's fucking crazy. I had X. I had X on the way home and I was I was on there watching the No King stuff. It was a. You see the guy get his glasses stolen? No. And fall. No. What I understood it was. Took the most brutal fall. No. Ass up. Fuck it. He was. Snatched his glasses. Some fucking liberal punk, dude. Wait, so a liberal punk snatched. A geyser. Two geysers are walking by kind of talking shit. Oh, being like. Whatever you fucking quiz. Fuck you. And then somebody rips his glasses and he tries to chase him. Falls, dude, falls straight to face down, ass up. Damn. Forced. Devastating fall. I might have just been getting propagandized through Twitter, but it was really that my algorithm was kind of presenting it to me as an epic liberal fail of going to like white people in a poor neighborhoods and being like, no kings and everyone there being like, get the fuck out. Yeah, it was all very embarrassing. They're trying to hit the old playbook. Yeah. Last time. Which even now is like embarrassing to look at. The what? Like like BLM around there. Yeah, those types of protests. When you see footage of it now, you're like, damn, that's so embarrassing. Yeah, for sure. Like. Oh, they're kind of running back. Standing in front of cops like. Yeah. It's like you look like a doofus. Yeah, it's really. Yeah. One of those people was it crumping? It's the worst video you've ever seen in life. I see that. Dude, they're crumping in front of the police. It's so crazy. The thing I caught that was making me laugh was when they did, uh, they did the No Kings extension into London. And they did like they did like people in England were like, no kings. And then they I don't know if this is true or not, but they're saying they had to alter it to like no tyrants for our people that do live under Monarchy, you know, monarchy led systems, which is just like funny to watch it kind of unravel into non-trace. Yeah, instantly. Yeah, but that's I mean, I don't know. It's my thing is, is like, dude, I don't live there. So like, what do you think about the National Guard being deployed in? Like, I don't find I don't fucking live there. Yeah, depends. You know, if I was there and I was having a tough time, I'd be like, OK, cool. Yeah. If I was there and I didn't want them to be there, I'd be like, there was a kid who like did a viral Instagram of like putting on the show. I see him being like the cartels put out twenty five thousand dollar hits on federal agents head and they immediately like pulled his account up and he's like, this is fucking bullshit. Yeah, I don't know, man. I yeah, I don't I don't know. I mean, it's interesting you bring this up. Actually, you don't have to talk. You don't have to give any opinion. No, I like the videos of people walking around just for some reason, praising the National Guard. That's been my instinct. Praising the guard. Yeah. I've been seeing a lot of old black guys being like, woo. Yeah, this is nice. Oh, my cool. That's a good. I'll go. That's good. That's my Algo right now. I'm like, what are you talking about? People love it there. Yeah, if they're stopping and asking for fucking people's papers, that's not great. Yeah, what kind of if there's a lot of murders that. Well, that's I was thinking about that on the plane home. I'm like, it is kind of crazy to accept that as like OK. And any part of America, there's that many murders. Yeah, to be like, well, that's none of your business. It's like that should be kind of unacceptable in America. They're like, they're extreme action. I always thought that when I'd watch like a horror movie, you know, and like Michael Myers goes around and kills like 15 people. You can bring in the National Guard. Why do we have two cops? Bring in the military. This happens every fucking Halloween. A bunch of high school whores. Yeah, why is this up to a bunch of high school whores? Well, why are these hot fucking high school slots? Yeah, bring the National Guard, dude. Yeah, that was my big take on the airport. I was like, it is shouldn't let you shouldn't let anywhere get because they called it a state of emergency in Chester, Pennsylvania. Like years and years ago, got so bad that I think they brought in, I think just state police. Yeah, like, all right, we're just posting police up everywhere because this is everyone's getting shot like the stop signs there were like riddled with bullet holes. It was bad. So I don't know. Yeah, that's that's my thing. I don't really live there. Son of my business. If personally, if I saw the National Guard outside my house, I would walk up and say, thank you for your service. I'd say, dude. And they say, yeah, your dog can't be out without a leash. I'm like, no, Kings, no Kings, no Kings. Show me that in the constitution. No tyrants. You don't like those highlight videos. It's just old people like singing, making up songs about no Kings. It's very good. Yeah. Getting in, I'm like, yeah, being 55 and being like, finally, I'm standing up for black Americans. Like, oh, good, man. It's good. You've had a lifetime to do so. Yeah, yeah. We're in the 60s. That's it. Yeah, dude, the geezers are getting crushed on Facebook. They just scroll the Facebook and just get their hard drives completely. They always got to be truly destroying the geezers. Yeah, because it's getting to the point where I'm like, the bears jumping on a trampoline. They got it on a ring camera. Holy shit. The geezers must be getting popped by that. My brother was setting up trying to set my dad up to make him think ice agents are in the driveway. That's a good prank. You could crush my dad with it. Oh, yeah. So easy. I haven't got the feedback on. I don't know if he pulled the trigger on it yet, but he's been battling my dad. Yeah, Billy was saying he was calling your dad a damn. Yeah. It's fucking nice. I know. Yeah, that's. Damn, it's a tough insult. Bro, crushes the geezers. Crushes me. Somebody hits you with a damn. Yeah, that sucks. We talked about last week, we both got damned. Yeah, we've been damned before. I'm waiting for the next No Kings, bro. I might go down there. Now that I've now that I've said it, I think I made a full 180. I'm completely on the No Kings. No Kings. Yeah, I'm going to go down. No Kings. James would be down there. Pro Kings. True. He loves. He loves Kings. I might need a king. My bad, I'm struck with a terrible illness. You're sick. An upper respiratory, some type of cold. Oh, man. It's just a fucking cold. But still stinks, man. How long you've had it? This is a question. It started like a week ago. About a week ago. A couple days. And then it just developed into something bad. The first was it was very mild. Shame it didn't stay in Vegas. When I was having fun drinking and partying, the cold was dormant. The second I started relaxing and jumped in. That's interesting. It is interesting. Maybe I should have a drink. Yeah, I was having a hoot in Vegas. Were you right? Yeah. Yeah, the chain smokers came to my show and then they were like, do you want to introduce us at our DJ show tonight? That's sick. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. I was on stage at like a rave. I was like, Los Vegas, are you guys ready? That's so embarrassing. Dude, I've been dug in. All I do is I read my book about Vietnam right now. The Vietnam. It's good stuff. Vietnam per casey book, dude. It's insane. Just the childhood people had back in the 60s and the early 50s is like, you just grow up and just your dad would just beat the living shit out of you. And then you would like. Yeah. The way you explain it was really funny because it's like you have a beer. So you grow up as being like, go to church every day. You're like, I fucking love this country so much. You do atomic bomb drills under your desk. And then you're like, dude, I can't wait to go to war. I want to go to war so bad. And they like, dude, the one kid, the junior year, he's like, yeah, me and my friend just like left and went to California for an entire summer. Just didn't tell our parents. Came back and they're like, dude, we got hookers in Tijuana. It was sick. And then next thing you know, he's going to boot camp. And he's just thinking like, dude, everyone's going to be so stoked. They're going to high five me and get off like, I'll fuck your mother. You fucking trip. And he's like, dude, I was just terrified. And next thing I know is in the Vietnam jungle, just being like, what the fuck is this? I didn't know there was urban warfare too in Vietnam. Of course. I didn't know that. I thought it was all just in like the rice paddies and the marshes and shit. And they really, really didn't know who the fuck they were fighting against kind of. Yeah. He's like, anyone could have been a suspect at any time. You just do like regularly like, yeah, run to the store and you just drive a Jeep and someone, the guy next to you his head would fucking blow off from a sniper. And you just look at, there's no, there's just kids and shit around. It was fucked up. And they talk about just like going through and just eventually just fucking napalming those little hamlets and shit. They're like, because you got so spun out from the whole thing. Yeah. Then you're there and they're like, yeah, you know, it's worse bullshit, right? You'd be like, what? What are you talking about? It was, it's crazy, man. I was hit that Camberns. I'll check it out. Camberns, Vietnam. It's, it's awesome. I'll check it out. The blue, the memoir is nice because it's very personal. Yeah. It's funny getting to like, know, this gives you like the Camberns one is very personal. Really? It's like a bunch of different people's stories. Oh. And then the overall history of it, but like, it's just guys personal stories. And a lot of them are like, I grew up all American, like wanted to help the country because these guys are all post World War II. Their parents were World, World War II. Yeah. So they were all like, we're the, we're the good guys. Mm hmm. And then they get to Vietnam and find out that they're the bad guys. Yeah. Kind of. Well, yeah. Again, dude. Kind of. Yeah. I mean, dude, especially if you have like, he would, in this memoir, it's like, and then this guy showed up and you like, the guy gets to know that guy and just out of it's like out of nowhere, steps on a mine, the guy explodes. Yeah. It's fucking crazy. And then it's, yeah, it was just, it sucked too, because all the guys go, they're like, I want some action. Send me out there. And it's just like. Yeah, it's the worst. Yeah. Just get a Russian missile. Fuck. Yeah. Like where the fuck they get that? Go into a tunnel with a flashlight. Yeah. It's like midnight, dude. You have to walk at midnight just to go like scout a location. I do they like that you would just see tracer bullets like whizzing around. Yeah. All night when you're trying to sleep, it's just things exploding constantly. It's fucking terrible. The Vietnam per casey book is fucking awesome. Check it out. That's all I just like. It's great. Dude, I just at night, I just get to my bed at like 9 p.m. And I'm just in war. Do my wife's trying to come over to my chili pad. I'm like, not right now. Dude, I'm dug in right now. We're on a five man shit. We're on a five man scouting mission right now. Fucking shit woman. Give me a second. But yeah, it's a pretty brutal stuff. Yeah. Vietnam sucked. Yeah. If I ever see a Vietnam, that again, I'm definitely going to give him a big high five pat on the butt. Yeah. It's tough stuff. Yeah. He wants me to obviously, but I talked about before they do the same thing with that where they're like the Vietnamese where they never really cover the Vietnamese atrocities. Yeah, I kind of want to read one. They were up to no good. Yeah, dude. They interview a lot of the Viet Cong in the Kemper. And so really, it's pretty cool. Yeah. I kind of wanted that sign of things too. Um, but I was just watching a every like every historical thing I watch about Native Americans, they're like, they were proud warrior people that fought for their land and did it. And then they're like, and the white man was evil and only thought about war. It's like, wait, you just worded it different. I know. Cause you just said they took their land and dominated. Yeah. Anyway, no, exactly. There's other hundred. I don't know why they do that. Pretty much hunter-gatherers. I think it's just, yeah, if you come out and you're like, they're pretty, as soon as you start the discussion, it's just kind of like, bro, bro, this is not what we're doing right now. Yeah. I did, I did a deep dive into kind of like land acknowledgments. Just curious, like, did Native Americans like really even give a shit or is this just like, I met a couple that did. Really? Yeah. I, I, I wouldn't get, I'm reading like a red to thread, but like some of them were like, no, they're just kind of laughable. Yeah. They're like the idea of even owning land was like foreign to us. We don't even, it's like the lands are mother, blah, blah, blah. They can fucking miss me with that too. They took over the land. They drove other tribes off the land. The fuck. Well, it's mommy, dude. Yeah. You're off my mama. It was push. Yeah, there we go. That's my mama. Get off my mama. Your mama's over there. This is my mama over here. Yeah. Your mama's up north now. You're living the snow. But yeah, I was like reading it. And there, there is, but the whole thing though, it all boils down to like, if you're going to do a land, it's a landing knowledge minutes, just like the tip of the iceberg, what you're supposed to do is do like a landing knowledge that then dovetails into like, and also I talk to the people myself and then it all boils down to like, they have a VEMO. If you really, you're supposed to like, send cash their way after the land acknowledgement, which I was just kind of like, okay, there we go. There you go. Yeah, there's the bottom. We want to do a true blue landing knowledge. And you have to like, first of all, I think you're supposed to like be in talks with the people. I think it's not enough for you to be like this land was actually great outdoors. One in Canada brings. It's like they bring somebody from the tribe really do a land acknowledgement, and then you have to talk to them after they give me a nice thing of beads. Oh, like a sash. That's nice. Pretty sick. That's really cool. Yeah. I like that. Where are they? It's my room. Nice. Yeah. Dude, speaking of beads, I recently I tried about it. I try to do a joke about this, but nobody, no one's having it at all. Did I tell you about the Chinese and like the medieval China tradition and like Southern China where Marco Polo found out that like in certain provinces, if you were a guest of a Chinese household, you would be urged by the husband to have sex with his wife and all of his daughters. Yes, you told me about this. Do I didn't I thought it was just like his wife. It's all they would leave for three days. I did more investigations into this. Well, the hottest tradition you've ever heard. Yeah, I'm sure you did some real deep time. Well, I looked it up the one time I like stumbled upon it. I just like stumbled upon the information. I swear to God, they were like you would have to like it was like a I mean, this is why it only works on stage because it's tough to phrase it. But it's like they said originally like the wife would choose if she wanted to have sex with you. Then I looked back into it and Grock was like, dude, yeah, right. But but but it's it goes deeper than that, though, because apparently back then. In certain provinces, the more sexual partners your daughter's had, the more desirable of a bride she would be a damn flip the thing on the on the head. So like you would like Marco Polo, whoever, which by the way, Marco Polo stayed there for 17 years. Go figure it. And then. But you'd have to present them with a small gift, like a bead or something. That's what it reminds me. That's why you reminded me. And then on your on your wedding day and your wedding night, your bride would hit you with all of her little sex gifts. Oh, and the more you saw, you'd be like, yes. So as a father, it was the opposite. You wanted your wife to you're one of your your your wife, but also your daughters have as many sexual partners as possible, because then it was like she was experienced and she'd make a better brain. It was like tied to some weird fertility cult stuff from like way back in the day. So I think and then, but I think in another part of China, they were like, we are not down with that shit. It was Christ. I think it for you. Marco should have been like, here's the real deal. I think Marco is like, let me get to the I am a travel writer. I'm a travel writer after all. He's Bourdain. I didn't really see was there for 17 fucking years. He's in China forever. I didn't know he was there that long. Yeah, dude. Like he wrote a whole book where he talks about like, you know, his all his adventures and yeah, people and people get like, oh, that's just him romanticizing. But it's just like, dude, I don't know. Why would he fucking that'd be a crazy. I'm getting hit with the gifts on the wedding night would be like, oh, shit. Yeah. But it was that was their whole day. That was the world where he'd be like, this is sick. So that's the thing. Of course. So it wasn't even like it was like, imagine like your dad would be like, oh, shit, here comes a traveler, some filthy Italian guy. And he's go here, come into my house. The dad would walk just leave for three days. And it was. I don't mind. I'm being respectful. It's free use. Don't get me. So three fucking days in Asian for use with a whole Chinese family. You're talking Chinese moms and daughters for you. Yes, dude, for beads, for beads, for beads. And then the women of the house would hang a hat on the door. So that that was like the father would like walk by the door and see the hat on and be like, sick. And then just walk, just leave for two more days. And then finally, the hat would be gone after like three, four days. And he would come back to his house and be like, hey, guys, hey, fucking wild. Yeah, that's tough. Isn't that wild? Sure. How do you not have other people's kids? Oh, I don't know. Maybe maybe that's where apparently this was. And again, this is all internet stuff. They said it was more so the Uighurs. So maybe it's why those Uighurs are so fucking. So yeah, pretty wild, wild and crazy stuff. They didn't say put it on the weeks. Well, they were like that. It was some of that area. Uighurs went from that to fucking Islam. I mean, I don't bring you Islam. Again, this is all like very, you know, not the deepest. I don't hear this stuff. It was only a certain. Sounds like this fucking hippie mumbo jumbo. It's not hippie mumbo jump. Dude, Marco Polo is like there is. No, I know that. But I'm saying like when they're like in back in early civilization, women ruled and we had sex with everyone and sexuality was made up. Now, they're pretty clear. They were like, this was not up to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I know what you mean. Multiple partners is totally. I've heard that shit where there's that poly bullshit. Dude, people will hit that. Like, you know, there actually were women led societies, blah, blah. And it's like whenever you go, OK, give me one. Name one. Name one. It's well, it's well documented. It's well documented. There's certain tribes where the men did the cooking and women hunted. Women hunted buffalo and just fucked guys like season three of True or season four of True Detective. Yeah, I've I've heard that I have read people that say like that, like way, way, way back before agriculture, there were maybe during the beginning of agriculture, there were female like where they were just like, well, that's where babies come from. These guys are the rulers. But but then I think it was like the desert people were more patriarchal. This is all made up. Take it up before agriculture. You're talking about what societies were like. They have no idea. Take it up with Joseph Campbell. I'll punch Joseph. I'm going to punch him. Yeah, I don't know. I don't hear one person tell me about anything pre-agriculture. Dude, I don't know. I don't know how it's made up. Yeah, that's a fair point. Made up. That's a fair point. I don't know, though, dude, because like we knew like, you don't know shit. We knew like the what the Greeks and the Jews were all patriarchy. That's way after agriculture. So that's way after ag. Yeah. Fuck, yeah. I don't know. I'll do after. Yeah, true. That was a long time. Buildings and shit. Yeah, you're right. You're right. No, pre-agriculture is Sean. Look up. Look up women led societies in the dawn of civilization. Oh, there's going to be a lot. You want to find a lot of lies. I want to see how they prove it, though. That's what I'm curious about. I keep looking it up, but they had a bunch that I, you know, I never heard of that stuff. But who? Let me see. Irrequired tribes, the Mosue in China. A certain how do they work out? Societies. So the girls would be like, here's what we're doing. They're like, how do they really hold that down? I think it's different. And like, yeah, I'd like to hear about the Iroquois clan. Mothers were in the Iroquois, apparently. And they appointed or removed male chiefs. So like, I guess they voted on the leader. Yeah, it was a guy. OK. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. But then who's really the chief? The chief. The chief. The guy. Dang, it would suck if your wife removed you from chief. That would be tough. That would be so tough. That would be tough. You'd have to fight her. Yeah. OK, well, good research. Good research. Yeah, because I that is a good point, though, because I was like, how the fuck did these people talk about this stuff? It's like pre. Written. Yeah. History. They just yeah, they find like tools and old campsites. And they're like, the woman was probably in that room to pick it up. They go, that's pretty fucking. Yeah, yeah, girl tool. Girl tool. This one had a lot of beads on it in its tomb slot. Yeah. It is funny to find like scraps of beads and be like, in this house, the daughters would be here. Margaripolo would fuck them. As long as you want it. There once was a woman who lived in a shoe, a size two snug. But what could she do? But that's not where her story ends. Thanks to a little help from her experience friends, she got her scoring to much better shape and relocated to a box fresh new place with room to grow and a mortgage to suit. Now she lives in a spacious four bedroom cowboy boot. Better your experience credit score to help get mortgage ready. Experian, better your score, better your story. Yeah, the whole trying having sex with the entire Chinese family is man, that's that's crazy. That's what's up. It's crazy to think about. It's interesting. I've never really thought about free use on an entire family. I've never really thought about free use and a family. So the father would bring in the house and leave for three. That's very interesting. And what would you do again? Remind me? They would just go about their chores and you would have your way with them while they were working, maybe doing the dishes. And then that is interesting. At the end of the day, at the end of the day, it was the father was happy about it. That's yeah. Yeah, I've never heard of that before. No, I've never watched that. Fucking three times a week. But yeah, yeah, poor man, Mark Apollo, man, what a good guy. Hell run, guys, guy, truly a guy's guy. That's a guy's guy. But it's so funny. I think Genghis Khan was into some free use himself. Yeah, he was on a freeze, a mad one, but he put in like the contra infinite free use. Yeah, bro. Is it like 25 percent of China? Regularly, it's related to Genghis. Crap. I think Marco Polo chill with Kublai Khan, actually. Yeah, I think so, too. Rubbe Del I think he was in Kublai Khan's fucking squad. Yeah, he chill with the Khan himself. That must have been fucking so crazy going to a completely different world with no idea what was going on over there. I think Kublai was about to start fucking shit up, really not doing great. Oh, no. Yeah, once Genghis died, I think they they're just short. Could be wrong. Kublai might have done well. I think he was rocking. But again, from what I was off his daddy, dude, you still he might have been a bit of a Shane O'Mac, though. True. I think he was still doing stunts. I think he was still starting on him, but he was no Vince. I do. I'm so happy to open my eyes to Shane O'Mac, because I I left off with him when I was like 10. I agree. So did I. I left off with being like, yo, fuck Shane O'Mac. Fucking pussy. And then you see the highlights. You go, this guy was giving it as all when you brought up Shane O'Mac to me. I for real, I had to stop. I almost turned around and jacked your collar. But what do you say? I understand you mean he's cool. I understand. Of course, you don't think I had a deep hatred for him. There's one other guy on Earth named Shane. He's a fucking pussy. And then I was wrong. He was the man. He's dude. I mean, those cages have to be. Let me ask what is the exact height on those things? It looks to me like 30 something feet. 25 feet. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah, they're high as hell. 25 feet. Some of those were jumping off for like 40 feet. Yeah, it was kind of like super high. No, they're like the side of the fucking titan tron. Dude. Yes. Fuck. That's what that was. Yeah. Oh my God, dude. Yeah, that's. I didn't know. Also, you didn't know about versus commercials. I didn't know about that. I didn't know. I didn't know what versus was versus. I thought it was where two old rappers go head to head. No, it's a fishing channel. Fishing in Pac 12 football and rodeo like Mountain West basketball. Oh, yeah, those commercials, those fucking runs are crates so intense. And what year was that? They were way ahead of their time. That was probably like 05 06. Way ahead of time. Yeah, they're making some. What? Who ever made that versus go to YouTube and type in versus commercials. Yeah, man, it was just putting together just the best locker room speeches you've ever heard. Unbelievable, man. Just get fired up. And the funny thing though is during the commercial it was cut to like a hunting highlight. Yeah, that makes me laugh. Yeah, it's like you versus them. You versus history. And then it cuts like a scope on a deer that's like. Oh, fuck that. I don't. Second place, dear. True, you put it that way. That does second place does stink if you get eaten. Maybe you like flies in your soup. I like second place. Like I like a fly in my soup. Not at all. Yeah, it's good stuff. That was great stuff. Yes. OK, OK. A quick break from the show for a special segment called more or less Hoops Edition. And it's brought to you by Prize Picks. Right. So before we get into this, how confident are you with your picks? Because Prize Picks now offers stacks, meaning you can pick the same player up to three times in the same lineup. Want to pick more on Steph Curry's points, three pointers and assists. Now you can pick all of them with the same lineup, only on Prize Picks. So who's looking sharp? And who's just like a pedestrian on the court, you know? Matt, who do you think? I would. I would do the the stack with Steph Curry's points, three pointers and assists. 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Now, this is a lot. I think we got him though. Joe's playing. Paul's not playing. No McCain. But I think we got him. You all right? Yeah. Maxie's looking the best he's ever looked. Paul's. Great. But I said Paul's. It's OK. No, that's silly, Farron. Jared McCain's looking as good as he's ever looked. No Paul's on that. No Paul's. Reed. They got the Black Jerseys? The Black Jerseys look nice. I was against them at first. The Black Jerseys look nice. Sixers going Black Jerseys. Yeah, they're bringing back the AI. I remember those. They were fucking awesome. I wish they brought back the true AI's. Like that were like, like, and one cut off. Giant Jerseys. Everybody has to wear baggy shorts. Joel would look good in that. I was just going to say Joel would look good anything. But I love Joel. I love Joel. You're ready to get fooled again, dude. You ready? Your heart's back in. I got it. I got it. It's about to be over me. That's just being a sports fan, dude. Week one, every year you go, dude, I think we're going to win it. All season, I'd be like, they're going to be so bad. Who cares? I'm barely going to watch. That's all I'm thinking about. I've seen the Sixers hype start growing again. That's good. It's because Joe's healthy. When he's healthy, it's just like, we can do anything. How many years do you think he has left in him? Well, we'll see how this one goes. Yeah. Yeah. But he's not healthy this year. Then it might be it. Yeah. But if he is, I think I got two or three. Yeah. He's healthy. Yep. Just got to rest him. Do we have a backup center? We got two. Boner, then Boner looks good. He's young. What's his name? Boner. A damn Boner. A damn Boner. Damn Boners. Damn Boners. We need damn Boners. Damn Boners is coming in. So wait, so just to recap, you said damn Boners looking good. What's that? Yeah. Damn Boners looking pretty good right now. All right, we got good damn Boners. What else we got? What's the other backup's name? Guy's Butt. We got Guy's Bucks and damn Boners. Do you know who the other one is? I did drove it. All right, we got drone. Yeah, we got drone. Nice. It's kind of my attention. There's a tall Asian fella too kicking around the league. Is there? Yeah, there's a super tall Asian guy. But he's black. He wouldn't have stood out as. No. I know there's like a. There's like an Asian like a. Oh, oh, from Memphis. Yeah. What's his name? He went to Purdue. He was at my show. We hung out with him. Nice. Zach Eadie. Yeah. I believe so. Eadie's the man. Tall as hell, right? Hung out with him a couple times. Eadie's the man. Eadie's the man. Someone has hit me with some of his highlights. He's awesome. Well, it's funny. It's like, wait, do you see this guy? And it was just very like, just tall man basketball. Yeah. He's like, I took a picture with him. I look like a literally just a short fat lesbian. He's tall. If you get rid of my height, I look fucking insane. I was coming up to like his stomach. I was like. I never. I never thought of that. I look exactly like the megabus logo. Because he's seven feet, right? Yeah. Fuck. He's taller than that. That's bullshit. You should be like, bro, you got to be. Literally, this is what I look like in the picture. The mega, I'm the megabus logo. Devastating photo. Oh, fuck. I'll find it. I got some good ones in the Ocon man the other day. Ocon man's gut was out. Oh, no. He's grinched. What happened? I thought he was fucking locked in. I thought he was not locked in that day. No. He looks like the Philly fanatic. He looks insane. He'll have abs in a fucking week. He's the king of the temporary lock-in. Which I mean, I mean. He can gut out like no one. That's awesome. He's gets a huge belly. I mean, yeah, I guess if you get the six pack fast, you got to get the belly fast too. It's got to be both ways. I got to find this one. I like that, though. You look good with that belly on. I like the belly. Also, when did you get that photo? That was when I was in Philly. He went to the Eagles game. And he was a he went to the Phillies, then the Eagles. Oh, no. And the Eagles was at one o'clock. He came. I ran into him. I wasn't drinking at all. And I ran into him. And I was just like, dude, you need to go home. You're awful. He was this is how drunk he was. He was falling asleep at the bar. He was trying to watch the rest of the NFL games on his phone. Beast. He went to the bathroom. I would change his phone to. I would YouTube full game 2010. The exact same matchup. He's just. One point, one point. It cut the Tom Brady's don't touch down to West Welker like a highlight. And he was like. He just watched. You watched 2010 like Bucks Falcons. You're the devil. It was so funny. It's such a funny thing. Oh, fuck. What the fuck is this? Oh, I got to find this picture of me and eating. Oh, that's so fucking funny. Oh, my God. Yeah. If someone's significantly taller than me, I look nuts in the photo. As soon as we took it, I was like, delete it. Delete it. Now, I think I was honorable with that. I posted it on the internet. Yeah, man. He's everyone knows. He's like, this is hilarious. Never was like, you look like a bitch. Fuck you. I'm going to put down social media. Yeah, it's totally unnecessary. You're like, you don't have to look at it all. I've just been literally just hurts me now. Yeah. I just go, I'd like to be hurt. Yep. All right. Good. That's good. Three minutes of watching a show. I go, the scene's boring. Let's get hurt. All right. There we go. I know that one really hurt. You know, I was in the shower today, and I don't know if it's the dumbest thing ever, but I was thinking how 97% of people, I think, maybe even 98% are terrified of public speaking. Yeah. But if you asked anyone, would you like to be famous if more than anything ever? It's like, well, dude, it's the literal fear of public. It's the worst. You're just being stared at. You're constantly perceived. Yeah. It's a bad feeling. It's bad. I mean, yeah, unless you're a psycho that likes being perceived. Yeah, true. But I don't like it. I hate it. I've been stricken down with the melancholy, dude. I went for a walk the other day. Yesterday, I was just going through it. I was like, I don't have anyone to even talk to about this stuff. Yeah, true. Yeah. Like, yeah, I see everyone saying I fucking stink. Yeah, I got a message the other day from a lady just going, hey, just so you know, I mean, my boyfriend watched a special. It sucks. So bad. I hate it. I just watched. I was like, God damn. Like a nice little message from a lady. I said, what the fuck from a lady? I expect this from a guy. But what the hell? Why don't a lady go out of her way to fucking take me down? Yeah, a lady. A lady hurts. I was like, what, are you pulling my pigtails or something? Yeah. She got me. I gave him the God bless. I want God bless. Yeah, God bless. This is God bless, man. I hit a lot of God blesses. Yeah, just God bless. Yeah, it is. It's a weird thing to complain about. Like, dude, you must be on cloud nine. Like, I'm deeply depressed right now. That's good you get that. I get nothing but like, are you all right? Really? Yeah. Like people like, that must be really hard what you're doing. It must suck. And then you're like, well, there's good parts. I like it. I like what I do. I get a lot like, are you excited? You're like, no. I don't have the same feeling every day. It's just fucking kind of weird anxiety. But yeah, it's not good. You do have to be a psycho, dude. Yeah. Enjoy it. Yeah, just step in. And then you're like, I see how Chappelle left for a while. Yeah. There's a daydream all the time where I'm like, if I could leave, I could leave for a few years. Yeah, I think I also think it's a, yeah, I feel like, yeah. It's not a bad thing. I probably will. Give me two more years and I'm going to go away for a while. That'd be nice. If I can. A lot of people have a tough time leaving. Yeah, true. You've got to get off the stage for them to want you back on the stage. That's true. Yeah. But you also got to do a cool new look. You can't. You got to go. Letterman grew the beard, dude. You got to do a cool look. You got to do something sick, dude. I've got it. I'm going to change the pigmentation of my skin. I've been away for six years. Come back black as hell. So my question was, would you be Shane Bad or Shane Quick? Shane Quick. We'll see. We'll see if I'm on a weight loss journey while I'm doing it. Shane Rock, Shane Bad or Shane Quick? Or Shane Smith? Shane Smith. Shane Smith. I'm going back bonkers, dude. I'm going back fucking slapping people, screaming. Shane Smith. Not to be confused with the guy who does vice. True. Yeah, I think about it. Well, yeah, it'd be nice. But then it's like, what would you do if you did a pure sabbatical? I don't know. Just goom? Probably not just goom, Jack Off for five years. That'd be like a monk-like existence. Don't talk to anyone. Just disappear. Go to Madrid, Jack Off for five years. Come back black. Come back black as hell. I'd do it. Chappelle came back jacked. Do you remember that? Yeah, he came back. Chappelle came back way too jacked. Bro, he came back yoked. It was too jacked. Chappelle came back jacked and his head didn't quite fit. He did get absolutely yoked. Yeah, when he left, he was so skinny. Yeah. I'd have to, just in honor of that, I'd probably sex change. Yeah, we'd have to do sex. If you were coming back with a pigmentation therapy. We could fucking Murkowski out. The brothers could come back. I could just keep on my normal life. They'd be like, oh, shit, there's a guy's girl now. Oh, shit. Yeah, we'll see. Yeah, true. True motherfucking that. Again, it's stricken down with the melancholy. And it's probably the sickness as well. The sickness will do it. Nailness will give me some melancholy. Yeah. But it'll be all right. Yeah, I mean, you just have to break through to a whole other level. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. I've thought about it. I've been laying in this room thinking about the changes that need to be made. Total locking. And it starts with getting rid of fake friends. You, too. It's time for me to completely isolate myself. I've reached that level of fame. Now it's isolation. Drew, you might have to do Luke Skywalker on the mountain. Yeah. Let me just say, you come back and you're like, dude, my dynasty. I've thought about the best down syndrome joke of all time. Hell motherfucking yeah. Yeah, baby. Yeah, you know what's nice right now for me? I wake up every morning at 6 30. And there's a bunny in my front yard every day. And my dog chases it around for a good like minute and a half. And my kids just go nuts every day at 6 30. It's been pretty fun. That's good stuff. Matilda doesn't. She doesn't try to bite it. She just wants. She's thrilled with the chase. We just get to watch it every morning. I'm like, that's like that. And then reading about it. It's coming. Well, she's going to bite it. I don't think she'll bite it, dude. She's going to bite that. I'm telling you, she chases frogs. She just she just she's all about. She loves it. She gets close. Because she have some a little. She could get it, dude. If she wanted that bunny, it'd be hers. Yeah. But no, she doesn't. She doesn't fuck with the bunny. She chases it around. My daughter's screaming. I'm like, you guys got to be quiet, dude. It's still dark out. They're like, a bunny. Ah, ah, ah, my daughter. So yeah, they're still having kids would be nice. Yeah, they does that occupies 97% of your brain, which is nice. There's nothing to think about. It's just you like wake up every morning. They're there. You never sleep. The FaceTime you do the dinosaur face every every time I'm traveling. I call my hey guys, how you doing? Be a dragon. I have to just put the dragon head filter on. They just go, ha, ha. That's how you guys. I'm like, how are you guys? That's good. Do do the unicorn. Stick out your tongue. This is what happens when I'm on the road. Lemaire FaceTime. Lemaire FaceTime. He's like, will you do dragon? I put him to bed. Lemaire goes to bed. He FaceTime. You'll be all right. I'll be home. I'll be home, brother. Shane, where are you? What day are you coming home? Shane, can I jack off in the office again? Yeah. Come ahead, man. Yeah, I did two. One day was a seven day trip, and then I had a week off. They went to, I did a four to five. They were not happy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I was like, I got to go away again. They went, oh. My car guys just kind of sucks. I always tell them I cry. I'm like, guys, I'm going to cry again. They're like, don't cry. I was like, all right, if you guys don't cry, I won't cry. And then I, you know, it's been working. You get in the car, you go, pooh. Free time. Now I can work on my laptop. Now I can fuck around. Yeah, but I feel crazy, dude. When I like, because I go to a hotel room and I'm so used to there being a million things going on. When it's like quiet, I get like the heebie-jeebies. I just sit there and I go, what the fuck? Especially coming straight. This is a real heebie-jeebies. You were in a hotel room, you go, yeah. Where the fuck am I? Dude, yeah, man. Especially when you come out from, you do the two shows. It's just like you're like vibrating. And then it's like ice cold, quiet hotel room. And it's like, dude, I don't feel like watching. If I go to watch TV, I just flicker through a menu of Netflix and I go, I just turn it off. And then I go, I'm just gonna lay down until I fall asleep. And then my body's just throttled with adrenaline. It's just all roads. Truly do lead to the hub, dude. When you go to the hotel room, it's terrible. You gotta have about 20 beers. And then you gotta watch Rude Von Nessaroy all goals scored from Manchester United. That's a good 40 minutes. You really do see the drinking because you go like, I gotta do something. I got it, I'm back in this room by myself. I'm completely charged up. I literally go right back. We gotta get back into acid. That shit rocked. Acid fucking ruled. We're gonna have to find another time in the future. Yes, for sure. Have a nice time. Take it earlier too. That'd be nice, so we'd have to. So we can go to bed hopefully? Yeah, or even if you went to bed by three, that'd be great. Staying up all night on that stuff and flying home was not the fucking recipe for... Duh. That was the, that airport was, I woke up, that was, talk about going to the airport early that day, I woke up, walked around. Why didn't I barely slept? I just walked around with a suitcase around Chicago, like a fucking crazy person. Went to the, went to the airport so early. And now for some reason like wouldn't eat. I was like, no, food would not be the move. And I just, it was, yeah, it was a weird time. That was a weird day. It was a weird time. That was a weird time. That was a weird day of my life. That was a weird time. I was so happy to be back in the natural rhythm. I had been like, no more coffee, nothing, sunrise, sunset. If I can just inhabit those days, that'll be nice. And you know, I'm already back on the devil bean. Don't worry about the bean, dude. It's fine, I had the bean. The beans on the, the beans on the control for sure. Dude, I got fucking, did you ever get cars? I might have an intervention for you. For the bean? Yeah. Dude, we're gonna sit you down and be like, dude, you've had too many beans. Call the what, call my wife, she'll lead it. She's like, you get so mean when you're on caffeine. When you're on the bean. I need it. Shut up. When you're on the bean. Dude, I got, I got car sick for the first time in my life. That sucks. The electric Mustang, it's only that car. I was in the electric Mustang and I was just like, sitting there, I'm like, oh my God, I feel fucking awful. And again, I'd like, I'd beamed up pretty hard. Who's driving an electric Mustang? Uber driver. Damn. So I'm like, in that thing, dude, it goes, it just rockets forward and they let go the gas. Yeah, stops right off. It stops. Yeah. I was fucking dying, dude, in there. And then I was like, I thought it was the coffee. I was like, dude, what am I like, what the fuck's going on? I felt sick. I had a headache. It's the fucking bean. You're having withdrawals from the bean. I thought it was the bean. And then it was, it was brought to my attention that the electric Mustangs are notorious for it. It was like a 45 minute ride. That sucks. Oh, I was trapped. I was dying. I was truly fucking dying. So it was, you know, look out for that. I'll keep an eye on that. If you get the electric Mustang Uber, careful. Yeah, that would fire me up. The only time I ever drove a Tesla was doing that. Really? And I guess you can adjust the settings to make it kind of come to a rolling stop. Yeah. I did not. So it was just the whole fucking drive. I think if you're driving, I think it's better though. If you're driving, you're not driving. I was in the backseat. I've never, I thought it was like a fake girl disease, dude. I got, for real, got motion sickness. That's what I thought it was. Yeah. Until I got stricken with it. I said, holy fuck. Car sickness is definitely babies and girls. Oh yeah, big time. I get that's, that's the number one post fight, driving in post fight silence. That's how the cold war on will go. Hey, what, what? I have motion sickness. You're like, fucking Jesus, fucking Christ. What the fuck kind of abuse is? This is a new form of abuse. Do you want me to just, there's nothing you can do. Yeah. Fuuuuhhhhhh. Fuuuuhhhhhh. The only thing you can do is speed up. Fuuuhhhhhh. Fuuuhhhhhh. Fucking hell. I thought you had fucking motion sickness. Our exit's coming up. We're going right into a pillar. Hahaha. This is our last exit. Hahaha. But yeah, that's, I'm happy to be back now and not doing a million podcasts. That makes your brain feel kind of crazy. Yeah. After a while of just nonstop of like, yeah, so, oh yeah. Oh yes, for sure. Yeah, I don't want to do any more podcasts. Yeah. Other than this one. Yeah. I don't like giving opinions. True. Done. I don't have any more opinions. I said them all eight years ago. I haven't thought of anything new. I haven't changed. Yeah, there's really, also too now it's, it's too high stakes. There's a big moral shell game going on. Especially the opinions I have. I know. It fucks me day to day. But you could catch me after a long night of watching Nick Fuentes highlights on Instagram. And I'm going to give you some crazy opinions. Also, when I really, when I ever say. Depends what algorithm I got. I know. Whenever, when I sit down to think about it, it's like, how do I really think, whenever I go, honestly, how do you really think, feel about this? At the root of it, I go, I genuinely have no idea. Yeah. Like I don't know how it works. I don't know anything about it. Most of this is just me wanting something to be true or having a like an automatic reaction where I go, yeah. As soon as I investigate it myself, like, like how do you really think it goes? And I'm kind of full of shit on this. I have no, I have genuinely no idea. I just have my biases and I just go, yeah, well, fucking, I don't know. That's how, that's how I feel about that. That's how I operate. And I've seen a lot of videos that support that. And there we go. We're done. But yeah, now, dude, you get into the, there's a lot of like demonology talk now with tech billionaires. Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter, deal with the Antichrist. Yeah. And there, Tucker had a guy on too though, was talking about like, he had Alex Jones and his other guy talking about. I listened to the Jones one. Jones one was nice. I listened to that on a plane, just talking about like talking to the DMT entities and like get rid of the human population. So be able to look out for that guys. What's going on with the demonology? They're just saying like, all these tech people have been doing like DMT and are talking to these like entities that Alex Jones believes are like legit spiritual entities that are like demonic, obviously, that are telling tech billionaires to eradicate. And the worst part was Alex Jones specifically said, they get these like jester like figures. And I went, I got bullied by the jester, the bastard dude. He didn't tell me to depopulate. He just literally just made fun of me. Depopulate would be nice. Yeah. So that's what, apparently that's what he's saying. They're all, they're all getting the signal to depop and get rid of a bunch of people and just like reign in AI to kind of like reign supreme. And it's, you know, I know dude, it is pure nerd stuff. Miss me with the nerd AI shit. I know they gotta, someone's gotta stop them. I'm watching college football dude. True. I have no time for your computers. Shut up. Grock sucks. Grock. I will say, dude, my thing is it's useful if you need to be like, hey, I'm reading a book. Is this true or like you have any other, you can research with it and it's not bad. Yeah. But to be like, it's gonna completely control all of society one day. It's Google. Yeah. That's kind of it's. Fast Google. It's a more comprehensive Google for sure. That can be wrong. Oh, now you're back on your AI stuff. I'm just chilling. Well then what was that nasty little face? It's over dude. Cook, the AI already won. I don't think so man. Cause you're talking about the super Intel. Oh dude, they're like anti humanists. They're trying to become like trans human. They're trying to ascend past. Who? Who? The tech billionaires, the guy with the AI. They do want to live forever. And that's kind of, they're saying like that might be on the table. But also who wants to be a nerd forever? Not me. Just an eternal nerd. Eternal nerd. I'm not trying to come at Zuckerberg. You give that guy two more thousand years. And they're still gonna be like, who the fuck is this nerd? Finally there's gonna be a super bully. There has to be one chosen one in the next 2000 years. There's gonna punch all these guys in the belly. Statistically it's coming. I might start my own AI. You gotta create the ultimate bully. You gotta create an error dude to stop these guys. I'll live forever to fight them. You guys were actually gay. Ha ha. Remember when you got a boner in third grade? I was there, I did the research. I recreated it right here. You gotta pour all of your worthy money into a bullying AI. You guys are fucking losers. No matter how much money you have, you'll always be a fucking nerd. Give up. People never. They will find the right combination of cool clothes and jiu-jitsu. The cool clothes are fucking crazy. Cool clothes are crazy bro. Like a box t-shirt and a chain. You just don't fucking do it. The best part is like imagine, imagine if I was a billionaire and I hired all kinds of stylists and they just dress you like a Paul brother and you're like, what the hell? That's what happened. I got a stylist. They would have dressed you like a fucking... They gave me like 10 Paul brother shirts and I was like, you guys gotta get out of here. I'm not wearing any of these. Ever. No. Because I wanted it. I was like, I can't buy clothing. Yes. There's something in me I cannot buy it. I buy the same thing every time. I get gym shorts and t-shirts. I need somebody to buy me one thing. Yeah. So I forgot all about it. And then these ladies came to my hotel room with like racks of clothing. Nice. They're like, just try these on. Yeah. I just had to do like a fashion show for three women. Yeah. It was the most embarrassing thing I've ever done. I could get into that if they like hiked my pants and checked how loose they were on me. There was some of that which was very nice. That's nice. But... Now when they left, I paid a little visit to the Beat Off Fairy. Now it was such a disastrous day. That dude. I was in LA for, I think the Super Bowl commercial last year and I brought my Xbox. Nice. I had fucking banner lured fired up. I get to LA, I'm like, finally. Some peace. Start playing banner lured. There's a ring at the fucking, my hotel phone rang. And they're like, we have some people to see you. I was like, oh shit, I forgot about this. Oh no. And then I had to try on literally like fucking Harry Styles outfits. Fucking like bell bombs. Like now, can you do a back flip? Dude, I look like a fucking moron. You do a back flip off the top. I look like a moron. Hire your sisters and mom to be your stylist. They are. This is, yeah. This is what they bought me in fifth grade and I'm still doing it. This is it. Yeah, no, Brinny got a stylist and same thing. I was like, how about getting me some pants? And it was like, it was a battle. I did get some dungarees out of it. Yeah. I kept some dungarees. I've learned about a couple of nice, comfortable things. Yeah. But to be wearing cool clothes. No, they take it personally when you're like, dude, I hear you and that's nice. But like, and because you have to explain to like, that's kind of for pussies. They're like, what are you talking about? That's, this is like, this is like what I've studied and you're gonna look great. You're like, yeah, but like, they kind of come at you like, oh what? I guess you're just like not confident. Like no one's gonna tease you. I was like, first of all, yes they will. First of all, you wouldn't guess how many people will tease me. It's a number you can't imagine. Millions. It's like, dude, Britney's like, she'll get on my ass about it all the time. She's like, just because your brother's called you gay when you're in sixth grade, doesn't mean you have to dress a certain way forever. I was like, yes it does. It does. That was good that they did that. That's a natural. Yeah. That's biological. For sure. You should have that. Oh yeah, dude. No, it gets, because then it gets weird. Because also like I've noticed high black fashion, first time in my life I'm going, you guys are good with that. You guys can have that. The black guys have found out about Jinkos now. It peaked in 04. Black fashion, the G-Unit was probably around then. I would say Fubu Jersey's G-Unit tank top. Diplomats and G-Unit. The best. They had it. Then it was skinny jeans. That was the peak. Now it's just been. It was skinny jeans. Now they're just recycling old white guys shit. Yeah. Yeah. Now we're Goths. Now we're vampires. I know. I know. It's come. What's going on in the black high fashion world? Because I feel like you guys have lost your way, if I'm being honest, as brothers. And that we have, you know, before Shane raised trans. Raised trans is a huge difference. I'm coming back jacked in in Jinkos. I'm coming back as Jaleel. Holding a handbag. I think the Jordans are too expensive. You can't. Come on, man. That fucking Jinko shit's so expensive. I don't want to hear that. You tell me black fashion has hit a thing where they're finding budgets. Good luck with that. Dude, that's not the case at all. We're talking NBA. We're talking NBA pregame. We're talking the walkout. Yeah, man. Those outfits are fucking terrible. They're kind of sus. Sometimes they're sus. Sus is fucking crazy. They were like vests with no undershirts. Purs. Like a burl. A rock and purse. With probably nothing in it. It's gone too far. Doesn't make you worse though. At least put something in your purse. Do you see cameras, bag? When Cameron paid Adrian Bronner, he had a bunch of cash. That's what we're missing on the podcast. We need a designer bag with $100,000 in it. All right, I'll get it. And we'll have a guest on every week. And it's every week. Yeah, exactly. I hope that'd be nice. And then every week. Yeah, yeah. Nick Bryant. Yeah. Yo, bro, it's that you were just five minutes into every podcast. But you got a roll of dog. You got a roll of dog. I'm going to pay you for your time. We got to get Cam on here. That would be sick. He hit someone with the, I mean, the best pause I've ever seen. Really? I think the guy was talking about, I don't know, something, it was an athlete. And unfortunately, the guy goes, you know, like my fucking head game is crazy. And I don't know what he was trying to say. Cameron just goes, OK, hold on, big pause. Big pause. He got Lavy on bell with some good ones. He's like, and I just went to Kansas City and they just knew how to like use me. And he was like, hey, yo. I was going to let the last couple of slides, but pause. Wonderful. I really love the attention to detail of just like sussing out anything that could be perceived as gay and just stopping a serious interview. I'm like, well, just so you know, he said sounds like I have a sex with guys, but otherwise go. I got Rogues with one that I just couldn't contain. Really? I was doing the podcast with him and he was showing the highlight of Michael Chandler kicking Tony Ferguson in the face. He was like, look at that. Just a ball of muscle just exploding in your face. I was like, pause. Like a guttural pause. Andrew Santino got one out of me. I think it was last year's on this podcast. He's talking about the stretch lab. And I'm like, I heard of that place. You go to a place where all they do is they stretch you. And I was like, so we're talking about it. He goes, this guy's just been stretching me to my limits. And I was like, bro, I am sorry. The worst. I'm sure. But I was like, yeah, I was like, dude, I don't want to be disrespectful, but obviously pause. That's crazy. Yeah. Because he had a couple that I was like, I don't want to be rude. And then it was like, you know, when he stretches you to your limits, I was like, I do get stretched out by a dude. Just for the record, I just have to throw a quick pause. And this is kind of nuts. I thought he was doing it on purpose to get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which maybe he was, I don't know. But it was very funny just to be like stretching me to my limits. So I was like, the health, the people that talk to you about their health, they'll hit you with 10 pauses in one. Yeah. It's like, it's that. Yeah, true. I've just been stretching in the morning. I get stretched out and then I fucking I run until my body can't take it. And it's just so thirsty. And I drink water. It goes right down my throat. Stop telling me about your gay fucking workouts. Guys, I will be in the Bricktown Comedy Club in Tulsa, Oklahoma this weekend. 1024, 1025. I will then be an off the hook comedy club, Naples, Florida, 117, 118. Comedy on state, Madison, Wisconsin, 1114, 1115. And then the funny bone funny bone comedy club Syracuse, New York, 1219, 1220. Nice. And stay tuned for a I think I might go to the stress factory too. So sick. Yeah. And New Brunswick, November 7th and 8th. November 7th, they'll be in San Francisco. November 8th, they'll be in Sacramento. So please go to those. What about when you what are you boys? And you guys got anything you want to? When each come see the fellas. Here we go again. Front. If I think the data comes out, I'll be in Atlanta, Helium, in Alfreda. 8 p.m. and I'm gonna knock this one's the next one. Fuck. First and third Tuesday of every month. Yeah, that works. No, I think please come. Thank you. Oh, well, the mayor wants to go. Look at that. Yeah, I'm sorry. Hello, it's me here, buddy. I'm going to be in Iowa. October 24th. Just facing you mean the one when this weekend. October 24, October 25th. Yeah, it should be a hoot. Please come and go see the mayor in Iowa. That'll be fucking crazy. Panic's a mess. I'm all powerlifting right now. I told you I'm heavy weights now. All right, I'm worried about you. Why? That's how you get really fucked up. No, no, no, it's like I don't I go six rep max. So I don't go like as heavy as possible. But I do you're not doing like dead lifts. I oh yeah. Heavy dead lifts. Not I did 205 yesterday. All right. It's not bad. Stop. Keep that. So I'm keeping it there. I'm keeping it out of six rep. Yeah. Whatever I can do six of I leave it there. Dude, you feel so awesome after that. I leave. I was doing like circuit training and I'd like it like going high cardio thing. Well, I can rules. Lifting is the best. I mean, I still was lifting, but I was doing it like fast. And there's a lot of cardio now. I'm doing like lift something heavy, chill, text, go on Twitter. Chill, get hurt. Get hurt by Twitter. You all show them with my next rep. Thanks, fellas. Whoever sent me that. Yeah, Twitter. I can't even read it because it's like I'm in. I just had I get tagged in so many like 97 person. Yeah, there's no direct. You know, I just read and get a lot of insults on Twitter. Yeah, no, I just get propagandized heavily on Twitter. Yeah. Do some research and it's always it's goddamn Twitter's fucking wild, man. It's really it's a really negative space. You go on it's all negative. It would be good. I wish I could like fully get into that though and be like, fuck yes. I watched a video today of I don't remember the guy's name is Republican explaining like the shutdown. He goes, guys, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. Here's what's going on. And just fully was like, it's all the Democrats fall. And I was in my kitchen laughing being like, dude, I wish I could just be in here and be like, motherfuckers. Democrats the fuck they gave you a fair bill and you guys respond it with $1 trillion and fucking illegal immigrants. You motherfuckers. I mean, how else are they gonna get their votes, brother? Come on, man. If what the guy was saying is true, it is dammit. Cause he's like, we've tried everything. Cause you know, they're about to run out of the snap benefits. I heard about that. It's not good. It's not good. It's not good, dude. I've seen people put out the fat toils on Walmart's and dude, Walmart's about to be fucking lit. Walmart's gonna battle. So it's so funny if you on TikTok being like, I'm about to fuck Walmart up. It's like, don't go on TikTok and say that you fucking dumbass. They have you on camera. I'm gonna do what I have to do and fuck Walmart up. Lemise, you should get into a Walmart. This is rummage. Right now. Well, wait till everyone else is doing it. Yeah. And then get in there. I tried to do that when everyone was protesting in the pandemic, but none of my friends wanted to go. You wanted to loot a little. Just a little bit. Loot the mark, dude. The mark is ripe for a looting right now. I hear a lot of people. On-cast Nate just shook his head. I don't like you thinking about looting. True. You're gonna get pinched, Lamar. True. You have the vest still? You used to work there. Inside. True. You did loot before it was cool. That's... When's your loot? You got a good looting in? You guys should have looted the GameStop. What were you doing? Yeah. Well, he's... I don't know. You guys were allowed to loot. I was working at one. He's got company ties. Of course, but... Inside man. The second everyone was like, no, it's cool. You guys can loot for like a couple months. I would have hit the GameStop. I wasn't allowed to loot. You could have looted it. No, the honks weren't allowed. Yeah, I would loot it with us a little bit. There were some honks. A little. Yeah, a little bit. A little is a fair. Thank you for saying a little. Real small amount. There was just as many defending the targets in Walmart. Or that fucking fat lady in a wheelchair. She deserves some respect, dude. For defending it? Yeah. True. She was trying to keep civilization together. Yeah? She probably just had her fucking wits in. She was like, what the fuck are we doing? We're not... You can't just take everything. Yeah, when I was in Philly, my home target... It was like, Poggerna. My home target got shut down for a while. It was a major inconvenience. That thing got destroyed. Yeah. The one on, I think, in Balakinn would have got fucking leveled. But yeah, be careful. This... I've seen a lot of people promising that they're going in. One lady said she made a deal with God where she wasn't going to loot anymore. But she said if you guys do loot something I'd like to have. You know, if you can loot me a thing, I would greatly appreciate it. While you're out looting. Just like a grocery list. It's kind of fair. Yeah, it was actually... It's kind of nice. Kind of nice. Yeah, a lot of... I've seen a... She had a grocery list? Well, she was just kind of like, there's some things, if you loot, grab me a couple things. She was pretty modest request. She's like packing noodles in case of water. Yeah, some butterfingers. Yeah. If there's extra in the cart, a snack and treat would be good. Yeah, it's looking fucking grim, man. I was telling you, I saw a lady... It was just compilation of like that. Everyone spazzing out of the benefits. And the lady just did one of the nicer, more constructive posts where she goes, guys, they had these survival packs at Walmart. Which you can get like, I think it's 25 meals, 37 bucks, just add water. I think 20,000 calories. And you can just, if you get one of those, man. Yeah. That's paid to... The MRE, they trick me. I think Tucker sells them. Does he really? Somebody sells them. Patriot. Oh. Four Patriots. They trick me, dude. Every once in a while I go, yeah, I should probably stock up. The Patriot podcast, Alex Jones. And then I don't buy groceries. So I would definitely just be going into my fucking Tuesday bunker and clearing it out. I was reading that Vietnam book. Dudes, they would have, when we get down there, I'd be like, oh, shit, I ate everything. Fuck it. Yeah, they were saying they used to make, they would heat, so they get like the rations of Vietnam. And they had a little bit of instant coffee, but they'd have to use C4 to light this little thing. So you'd have to like get a tiny chunk of C4, light it to boil the water. That's crazy. That's fucking insane. Yeah. Just a little bit. You got to get like downwind of it. Because I don't think the stuff is too good for you to breathe it in. But yeah, well, yeah, it's just hopefully things turn around, man. I mean, this is. I'm not worried about the snap thing. Yeah. I'm confident they'll get that fixed. I think so. There's no dude. If they don't get that fixed, that's a problem. But by Thanksgiving and Christmas, that'd be terrible. They'll get it fixed. Yeah. They will. Well, yeah, if you guys want some more information, check out Sean Blazington's new video. Dude, I watched, I caught it first thing this morning. It was. Got you going? Yeah, it was funny because he does a fucking, the montage he puts together. It's like, dude, come on, man. We don't need 30 minutes of these vines. You're painting a very negative picture right now. But then he goes on. He goes, guys, my heart's with all the moms who are suffering. And then like within 10 minutes, he goes, y'all mad. Daddy Trump ain't giving you your snacks. Now you acting like a brat. He's just, I think he's just kind of a troll. But you got to give the people their snacks. Snacks are a must. Yeah. You got to do the snacks. I didn't realize how many people were on the snack program. I think it fair amount. Fucking ton of people are on the snack. Oh, yeah. A lot of people. Yeah. So especially, especially Thanksgiving, dude. You need your snacks. You need your snacks. Thanksgiving and Christmas. Snackless Thanksgiving and Christmas. Because dude, the one lady was like, for Thanksgiving, grab one of these ration kits. And I was like, oh, that's tough Thanksgiving. Took me back to when I was in Philly one time, there was this old, he was just an old white guy. And he was like just kind of a drunk. And I was in this grocery store in West Philly. It was kind of like a depressing market. And I remember he put a can of, it was like close. It was like, I think it was like the day before Thanksgiving. He put a can of spam on the thing. And I was like, fuck, this guy's definitely spammed by himself on Thanksgiving. And he's like, the lady was like, hold on a second. I gotta do my registrar. He just goes, patience is my strong suit, man. I'll never forget it. He's having a good time. I was like, what a great guy. Yeah. Just about to hit the Hawaiian Thanksgiving. They love spam in Hawaii, bro. They do. I don't like it. It's kidding. I don't. Yeah, I don't think I've ever really even, I don't remember having it. I've tasted it once. Is it just the inside of a hot dog? Kind of. Kind of. It's like if you made tofu out of like a pig's eyeballs. Yeah. It's kind of what it reminds me of, personally. Which is got to hold us in pigs. That I have a newt. Yeah, we did it. We did. Anything else you want to talk about? No, dude, that's it. Hopefully next week we'll dredge the end of it. I'll be back from this illness. Yeah, dude, thank you for that stings, man. Yeah, it sucks being sick. Especially talking when you're sick fucking blows. I'll be all right, man. Thank you. What do you got to do this weekend? Nothing. Can you recuperate? I can recuperate. That's good. I'm off this weekend. I got to go to Philly on Monday. I kind of got a shitty week next week. Did you really? I got to go to Philly and then I got to go to LA next week. Fuck. Yeah. That's going to be tough. And then San Francisco and Sacramento. Ooh, nice. Sack Town. Yeah. Sack Town is sweet. Sack Town is sweet. Sack Town is sweet. The Diaz boys show up. Well, nice. All right. Bye. Watch new episodes of Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast on Spotify. Do it.