Getting Drunk With Bad Bunny

what's up guys we'll be back to views we are back with another pod j nasty natalie how are you guys all doing what up dave dave how you doing jay what are you up to my man you're such a funny guy i know i know i'm very funny do you feel that funny looking and no like just now and when this guy came in yeah what was he laughing at what did i do yeah you looked at me like why is he laughing He just thinks you're, you were just being so awkward. What did I do? I made a joke. I cracked a joke. That was good. But you walked in like. Tell me exactly what I did. So there's this guy here. Yeah. That we're hanging out with. Just like a friend from another country. And he was really excited to like meet Jason, meet all of us. Okay. Okay. And Jason's kind of like walked in like on guard. And I think he like thought it was funny. Cause you just like seemed very like almost like, yeah, tense. like something like really serious just happened out by the car it's just like it's it's very because like i'm looking at it from like this guy knows like a specific version of you too right i didn't know if he knows me he's from sweden he's met you before no i know he's met me but i mean i don't know i didn't talk to him or anything but it's very funny because i don't assume that people know me when i walk in but regardless you were just like very like like tell me how i should have came in what's up guys i don't know something like that you're just cold really? Ilya did the same thing it was really weird but I think Ilya was really tired but it was really funny and then he was I think he was just laughing because he was just like Jason's like really funny he was like really awkward well I think that happens a lot of times people come over here expecting like things to be like crazy and chaotic and it's like the candles are lit the music is playing everyone's sitting peacefully on the couch you know it's like not what you would expect right yeah that's not what I'm saying I'm not saying that he's gonna fucking that someone's going to walk in here and there's going to be a sledding hillbill and we're all sledding. This is minimal human interaction level. I'm also never sure what the mood is in here, too. So I do come in on guard. I don't know what the mood's going to be. There could be Crisis 7 going on in here. David forgot to post his brand deal. You know what I mean? It could be very... So I come in kind of like a beaten stepchild. So I'm like, okay, we've got to do the podcast. I could walk in here and he could be like, fuck the podcast today, I'm not doing it! and so then I'm just kind of like I'm walking in but if you always walk in like let's go okay alright I don't think it's going to hurt it has in the past shut the fuck up Jason I've gotten that but that's okay you're right I wish I was a little lighter I'm just not light these days that's okay I didn't mean to call you out or anything no it's good I'm glad you did that was your only intention I didn't mean to call you out when I was calling you out I know that joke for his vlog No you crushed the joke I was worried I said you can't shoot me in the back Because I just had back surgery If you want you can shoot me in the nuts I was shocked that was coming Because I was like oh Jason's not in a silly goofy mood I got it in the chamber my man I was feeling everybody out And also when I see kids I do have a thing about kids We were in Pasadena And these people walked by and started giggling at me and then I was like fuck I hate when teens giggle at me you know like but you don't know that's anybody yeah I've seen TikToks of that when a group of young kids is giggling at you that is true it's like fucking really hurtful that's the scariest when you have a group of 14 year olds yeah basically the kid came by who hit 1.8 million likes right so basically this kid came by who we met him in sweden and he said can you come can i come visit you in la if i hit a million likes i was like sure and he hit 1.8 million likes and he came by today and um yeah he's really fun really he's a really motivated guy he really wants to make videos he's making doesn't want to he makes a ton of videos and is like reminds me of of me when I was 18. Yeah. Like, like so, so wide. Like, like one of us asked, like, why do you want to move out to LA? And he's just like, he couldn't even understand that question. He was like, what are you talking about? All the content here, which is like, so true. So true. But it's just like, I'm just so like, yeah, different about it. Cause I've been here for 10 years. Yeah. But like, it was very interesting. It was very refreshing to see somebody like so excited. Yeah. To have that like hunger. Yeah. Um, so that I got that hunger. That was really cool. Yeah. But he also had a paintball gun here because he's basically came by. Did he shoot anyone? No, no, no. He came by to make like a vlog, like a David Dobrik vlog. Yeah. And yeah, he was like, can you shoot me? And I'm like, I don't know. You're 16. Yeah. Like if your mom was here, like that's fine. But I felt weird about shooting him. So no paintballs. No paintballs. So I shot Natalie instead. Yeah. And then when you walked in. Yeah. I thought I was going to get it. Yeah. When you walked in, he goes, oh, should I shoot him? Oh my God. He wasn't going to shoot you without asking. Sure. And I was like, don't even ask him because you're going to freak him out. But then I saw you made eye contact with the gun right when you walked in. And I was like, great. Jason's going to be. And I know that's what kind of led you into this like, what's going on in here? Into this slippery slope of like awkwardness. I've been so tired. I didn't come to Hot Tub Saturday night. I just passed out. Oh, we didn't do Hot Tub Saturday night. You didn't? Oh, thank God I didn't come. So we had. Did you watch the Super Bowl? We did. We watched the Super Bowl. Saturday, what happened? James came by. James Franco. Oh, hell yeah. And Jonah. How was that? They were barbecuing. It was really fun. We played some pickleball. Yeah, what did you get out of the day? What was the takeaway? Nothing. It was just vibes. We were just vibing. It was really funny. The video with John, people really love John and James. When James wakes up John. I think it's one of my favorite videos. There was a comment on there that made me feel really good. There was somebody's like, props to David for like, because basically what I was saying is like, you could see that James didn't really understand what the bit was when I first pitched it. Right. But then when you like start talking to John, you're like, oh, the bit's just like literally here. Yeah. Like it's just interacting with John. Like there's the funny. Yeah. Yeah. And it worked out perfectly. So he was so John was woken up. My Filipino roommate sleeping, woken up with James Franco, had to name five movies for a thousand dollars. Couldn't do it. So we cut it back to three and finally got it after naming some crazy movie titles that I've never heard like Taxi Goblin, The Honey. Honey Goblin. Honey Goblin. It was really, really incredible. Yeah. You couldn't have scripted that better. So I was really happy that worked out. And then, yeah, we all hung out. And then Natalie for the first time and Ilya wanted to hang out Saturday night. They're like begging me. They're like, let's go to In-N-Out. Whoa. And I was like. It was like a Saturday night. We didn't really have any plans. We had gone out already on Friday night. So I was like, okay, we're going to all like. I love to like hang out on the couch watch a movie or if we don't watch a movie just to like talk. Sure. Hang out. Yeah that's fun too. I asked you to do something too. And David was not in the mood. What kind of mood was he in? He was in the you don't really want to hang out with me dude. Like you don't actually want to hang out. That's not what I said. Trying to bait me into saying I don't want to hang out with him so that he could go to bed. Oh actually I kind of didn't say something like that. Yeah because I was shocked that Natalie wanted to hang because she's never just like she's always just like I'm just gonna go light some candles and smoke weed at home. That's like that's usually the mood she's in so I was shocked. But I was just like, I really wanted to watch a movie, but not in a group setting. Oh. Have you ever felt that? No. I don't like to watch movies alone. Oh, for some reason, I didn't want to go through the process of... Oh, picking the movie. Yeah, and with my friends, I feel like a crazy level of pressure when watching films, and it's to the point where I don't even enjoy it. Well, you could have just let me pick it. Yeah, but then I wouldn't have enjoyed it. You would have picked Zootopia Zootopia or like Emperor's New Groove. When you pick a movie around here, that is tough. It's tough. And I'm very the great dictator around here when there's a movie playing that I like. Sure. Like if anybody fucking has to pee more than once or like, no, more importantly, if anybody's on their phone, it's like, it ruins the experience completely. Yeah. And Alex will fall asleep and I just like wasn't in the mood for like, and that, oh, this is what happened. I was like, do you really want to watch a movie? now i don't know if i will stay for the whole movie and i'm like what is this fuck this so i went upstairs i watched the movie nuremberg oh i want to watch that have you watched it no you you watched did you finish no what i fell asleep fucking that's fucking bullshit it was so late texting me and you were on instagram during it how do you do that how do you do that i have to be like stimulated in more ways. No, that's a movie like have to pay attention to. No, I was paying attention. I was paying attention. I was locked in. Nuremberg is about the trials of Nuremberg. Yeah. Yeah. Which is when the, when the Nazis, when Germany officially lost the war, war in world war two, um, basically the U S and the other allied countries decided that it would be appropriate to try them and have like a international first international trial. Yeah. Really to see if these people were guilty, even though they were, you know, obviously everyone just wanted him shot dead but um yeah so it's like it just goes it's rami malik and russell crowe it's really fucking are they germans or are they americans russell russell crowe is the is hitler's second oh uh second in command yeah wasn't it good it was really good what'd you get to uh to the trial yeah yeah you get to when they play the video yeah yeah isn't that crazy yeah they played a video of like everything that happened like with the nazis is it's really crazy and like the entire movie sort of it's really i'm not spoiling anything but like the entire movie is like it's pretty light-hearted right like in terms of nazi movies yeah because rami malek is like a doctor who like comes in and investigates his whole thing is he has to come and talk to these 20 nazi high-ranking officials and make sure they don't kill themselves so they stand for trial but like rami's really friendly with these guys and the whole point of that this high-commanding Nazi guy is a charming guy. Yeah. And that's how he got into such a position of power, because he charms everybody, right? And you feel that the first hour of the movie. Yeah. Rami and him are like friends. And then it kind of really turns, and then Rami's like, fuck. Rami was basically swept under his spell. Really? Not really, because he was aware that he was being swept under his spell, but he's like, yeah, I mean, he's a charming guy. you're gonna lose to him in court because he's like because he just knows his way around like talking um it's really interesting really interesting movie dude i was thinking of this the other day like i feel like people have like a lot of stories when they're like trying to achieve something like a football player will be like every day i'd come out to the football field and i just like look at the lights and be like one day this is gonna be my like everybody has like that kind of a story i'm trying to think i was like what was my like what did i like where to like believe in myself a lot yeah and i don know if we talked about what your origin story what your core story Yeah or what a moment where I was having my movie moment where I was like I going to make this work and I've talked about this in my personal life, I don't know if I've talked about it here but this song by B.B. Rexha okay, this song, and I'm not exaggerating at all so there's a moment in here, listen That part, dead ass. David, you're only getting 20,000 views. No, no, no. I can do it. When did this come out? I'm being completely dead ass. You're filming Zane. You're filming Heath. No, no, no. I'm being... Scarfing down a burrito. I'm being completely dead ass. When I was in Vernon Hills, and that song came out, and it was just on the radio, I think it was like right about the time we graduated it was like the moment i was thinking about like moving to la and like really making something of myself i'm not i'm not kidding you when this song would come on or i'd put it on i was in tears i'm not being completely dead ass it's like it's a shot in the dark i think that's like my one moment that every time that song comes on i'm like damn i was in my fucking corolla like blasting the song just like really hoping that i can make something work what was the drive out like drive from la yeah oh from chicago to la i don't know the whole drive it was like it was two two of us and we were going to yeah we were going to our part we didn't even have a place to live yet i don't think switch switch driving we switched driving and we made it out in like i think like 34 hours okay and it was incredible it was like really cold and like there was a moment where we were like passing through a cold state i have no idea where it was but we were like up in the mountains. You couldn't see anything. All the trucks were pulled over because they couldn't drive anymore. It was a blizzard. And it was just, and I was like, oh my God. I was just like eating it up because I was like, this is it. Like this is, this is the adversity. I'm going to get to LA. That was the best. So we battled through that and then yeah. The highest I ever was, was I got flown here to do a TV show and I got here. They had, they rented a car for me. I was going to be here for like, four months to be on a TV show. And they got me a Mustang. Oh, wow. And I was like, I'd never been to LA before. And I was like, there was a Mustang waiting for me. I mean, that is crazy. Not like a crazy car, but still a convertible. Wait, how old were you when you moved? I was like, probably like 28. Wow. And then I got on the convertible and I turned it on. And it was a fucking Midnight Rambler by The Stones. It was just on the radio. How does that go? I'm talking about the Midnight Rambler. The one you've never seen before. You talk about the Midnight Gambler. And then I was just driving up the coast. Very different vibes. It was fucking insane. I was so high. I'd never been so naturally high in my life. Wait, what was the gig? Like a show? Yeah, it was like a sketch show for VH1. Do you remember VH1? Yeah, of course. And then I lived in the Oakwood. Dude, isn't that crazy? Have I seen you on it? I'm sure you haven't seen the show. if you like go on YouTube you can see it I like play like John Lennon I play like it was a rock sketch show so it was all different rock stars I played Liam Gallagher what? yeah I play Jim Morrison it was all what do you mean you play them? so it was like imagine like a sketch show on VH1 but only music sketches and it would go on TV yeah yeah and it was like 10 episodes how much did you get paid? I want to say I got like 8,000 an episode something like that wow damn that's crazy yeah it was like a huge amount of money but then yeah at the time that's fucking insane. And it was with all really good comedians who were way better than me. Who was on the show with you? Like people like, you won't know them. Like niche comedians? Yeah, like Jim Gaffigan, Pat Oswald, Michael Ian Black, Steve Carell's wife was on there, Nancy Walls. Oh, wow. They were all really good. Steve Carell's wife is a comedian? Yeah. She was in the Second City. She was like, been on The Office and stuff. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's sick. Yeah, it was fun. Did you watch the Super Bowl? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, bro, why are you pivoting from this fucking show. I don't know. I have topics. Well, you're in the middle of a topic, you fucking dumbass. Hey, Bad Bunny, huh? Okay. You really want to pivot? Do you not want to talk about your show? No, I'll talk about it. Keep going. Well, I'm just curious. We just have so much to say. We don't see each other. But you were on VH1? Yeah. I was a cast member. I had a bit that I would do in stand-up. I would come out as a Jim Morrison lounge singer. And this woman saw it, and she was like, it was a bit that always worked. It was called The Shaman. And she saw it, and she was like, that's the show so she took she came and filmed me and then she went and pitched it and they were like she's like it's gonna be like this and then they were like oh and it sold the whole show so they made a new show based wait what where did she see the bit of yours just at that catch a rising star just at the club one night oh i was like young you were doing a stand-up bit on stage yeah and she filmed it yeah and she pitched a show around that she pitched a show around this one sketch that I did. In Boston? In New York. Dude, you have like such a fucking like... I know, so much lore behind you. I know. And also just like such a classic like... That's what happens when you don't quit, man. If you just keep going. That's where I'm at right now. I'm just kind of like, I know something's going to happen. But you know what I mean? That's assassinated. But that is the way you have to be. I just know. I just know something's going to happen. No, some of my favorite stories are people like Morgan Freeman. Unbelievable. Or like... When did he make it? Like 60? Yeah. Like, it's like so crazy. Yeah. Like, a lot of times I'll think to myself, I'm like, I had fun. And I'm like, it's time to go start a family. But then I'll think about something like Morgan Freeman. It's like, I could be doing something completely different. Like, Debbie Ryan is a good example, right? 100%. Debbie Ryan? Debbie Ryan. Debbie Ryan. What about her? The Disney star? No, who's the girl from Good Luck Charlie? Sorry. Good Luck Charlie, the star of it. I never watched Good Luck Charlie. Okay, well, anyway, she now works for NASA. Oh, that's not Debbie Ryan. No, not Debbie Ryan. Yeah. but she has a completely different sure like job and I think that's so cool would you do that no no no I would never work for fucking NASA I'd never squander my genius in building spaceships no no but I'm just saying like there's always like things I don't know for me it's it's never over it's never over especially now I've been watching all these like over 40 YouTubers and I'm like oh my god this is incredible they're all having like second lives it's crazy yeah yeah yeah what will you be excited about when you're 50 I have no idea I mean, just listening to these podcasts, obviously psychologically there was something wrong with me. I changed my mind. I changed my mind every week. You just changed your mind right now. You should have seen him yesterday. He's doing it again today. It's leaking over into today, but everything I did yesterday was an issue. I would breathe. There was a problem. I took the wrong step. Granted, he asked me to hang out. He dragged me along his activities that I did not agree to. We went out. Where'd you go? We went to an open house. Fun. We went to an open... Super David Sunday thing. No, yeah. And then we were going to go to two Super Bowl parties before the halftime show because I wanted to be back here watching Bad Bunny. Okay. I want to be comfortable at home. And I had already made plans with our friends to be sitting on the couch. I invite people over to barbecue. I had a whole plan here. Here or your house? At David's house. At David's house. Yeah. But that was my plan. David's like, do you want to do this? And I was like, okay, I'm going to be a good friend. I'm going to go hang out with him. She was just being so weird. So it first started with like, we met like somebody wanted to take a picture with me at the open house. And I was like, Natalie, can you take the picture? And then the way she got out of the Ferrari was so- We're parked on a hillside. I'm wearing heels. The car is two inches off the ground. I was struggling to get out. They weren't really heels. They were like flip-flop heels, like a little bit of a heel, like a Vegas Beach Club heel. But the way she got out of the car, after I took the picture, I was like, Natalie, the way you just got out of the car gave me the biggest dick in my entire life. It was like, I don't know. I can't explain it. I'm so annoying. I know exactly what you mean, but then also it's hard to get out of the Ferrari sometimes on a hill. I could only open the door three inches because of the way that he parked next to the curb. Yeah, it wasn't even the hillside. It was like the door could open, but it was just like and like me and the girl Jesus Christ, Natalie, pull it together. And this girl who's like, can you take a picture of us? Who's asking Natalie. Me and that girl are just staring at Natalie get out of the car. And it's like an awkward 12 seconds of her. And I'm like, I don't know why. I see a theme here. It's when someone new is around. he's uncomfortable like with the kid it's a hundred and his own someone new around it's like you're nervous that this person is here so you're like fucking Natalie come on but it's you that's like nervous about it he's the biggest I mean this is this is actually tried and true not only with new people around that's really interesting that's definitely true if David has to like I know I'm gonna say this is a taboo word on the podcast David has to fart it's oh no Natalie farted you know or like something like that what hold on hold on you project your like David wants to eat a giant burrito the size of his face it's oh natalie's gonna house that burrito because she's so fucking hungry i've never been like natalie has to fart when i have to fart i've never done that but what i will say we were in the ferrari yesterday again driving through the windows are down yeah and i'm like natalie did you fart and she's like no and i'm like dead ass did you fart this is a fucking smell like i've like i've never smelled in my life and i'm like natalie there's for sure something coming out of one of your holes like and you can't lie on dead ass you can't lie on dead ass and i keep saying i swear to god but And I was like, we're in a convertible and it's like lingering here. I know it's not outside. It's like lingering in the car. And it feels like it's still like the gas line is still open. Like something is still spewing. And she just wouldn't admit to it. So I thought that was weird. And then another one, we were going to a party and like, we were kind of like on the edge of the street. There wasn't a sidewalk. And we like, we finally got to the house, but she didn't know the house was there. There was a sidewalk on the other side of the street. I was like, I'm going to go to, let's go on the sidewalk. And he's like, so I'm running in my little heels across the street to the sidewalk. and he's like what are you doing and i was like because we were already at the house and then she just had to cross once she was on her sidewalk she then saw that the house was there so i had to come right back come back what are you doing and like cars are driving by and like she's doing like this really weird run in her heels but then he starts saying shit and then i start panicking because i'm like oh my god i'm being a fucking freak yeah and i'm like natalie are you on drugs today like what's going on and then i noticed that it's like and then i noticed that it's getting to her me saying are you on drugs because when you ask because natalie has these natalie has these things where like she'll be like hey like am i like am i an idiot she'll ask me that she'll ask me she's asking she's like am i an idiot like do i not know tell me right now like am i being like really stupid like something going on yeah i'm like normally i'll be like no i'm not noticing anything but like this time i knew it i saw i was getting under her skin so i was just like what happened dude like i was being such a dick i was like you can tell me if something's wrong like genuinely what's bothering you like did you take anything last night it's like still lingering but yeah no she's being really bizarre it's a psycho move to run to the other side of the street i don't know it was like not that crazy it was your reaction and then we were like at the party and she was like kind of like staring off into nothing it was i was definitely getting like the weirdest natalie yeah well because that because i'm very much a person that needs to like plan in advance for things and like i had fully planned to be sitting on that couch right outside the store and watching the Super Bowl on my laptop working on things. That was my plan for the day. And then Dave was like, oh, we have to go to this open house. And I thought the open house would be down the street. Like they normally are This one was 50 minutes away We were practically in the fucking ocean It was so far Oh on Super Bowl Sunday too On Super Bowl Sunday Bel Air And then we had to go to another party and then someone else called them, which I love these people. So I was like, okay, yes, we should go say hi. But it ended up being like a whole thing. And I was just like, I was just antsy. Anything interesting at the parties? Like any good food or anything? Food was good. There's a really good barbecue place at one. What was interesting? Did you eat? Yeah, I ate a lot last night. And then when we got back from... What kind of barbecue did you have? Jonah was making burgers on the barbecue, on the grill. Oh, wow. Yes, we were eating a lot. And then we watched Super Bowl. Yeah. It was so, so shitty to watch it. Really? The game? It's just like, I'm not a, I love the, I'm from Boston. So I was like, okay, I'm going to root for the Patriots. But then you realize quickly, you're like, oh, wait, it's not Tom Brady. Well, Natalie owes me $5,000. Yeah, this motherfucker. You bet on the Pats? Yes. Halfway through the game. Halfway through the game. Because it was 7X your money. So I was like, Nat, let's put five grand each. We'll each make $35,000 if Patriots come back. And they were only down. They were down by two touchdowns. It was nine nothing. Which was like not that crazy. It's just like momentum change needed to happen. Oh, my God. And then we went $35,000. And I was like, Nat, you want to go in with me $5,000? Yeah. And then we realized in the third quarter that we weren't live. like we weren't watching it live we were like 10 minutes we were like way behind so like when you're on price picks if you put in like a certain like so I put $10,000 in right for both me and Natalie and then there's a cash out option where it was like it went down to like $8,000 when it wasn't looking good and then cash out to like $4,000 and then it got down to $700 because it was like the price picks is basically telling you you're fucked but we'll give you $700 back if you cash out now right and my price picks was about 20 seconds ahead of the game so i had 700 to cash out and then all of a sudden it went to five thousand dollars cash out i'm like the patriot and then i'm like what just happened we're watching the tv we're like i don't know and then and then the patriots made like this beautiful pass and got a touchdown yeah and i was like oh so that's what happened so we're really delayed and then i refresh it again like 10 minutes later and it goes from $5,000 to $700 cash out. And I'm like to the room, I'm like, someone is about to get killed on the Patriots. Like something just happens. And 15 seconds later, they throw an interception and everyone's like, stop fucking opening that app because the app was ahead of the game. And it was predicting all the bad and good plays. So yeah. I was on the phone with my mom and we were watching it together on FaceTime and she was like, well, you know, Drake May, you know, it's good he's at the Super Bowl. you know it's his first time maybe he'll get better next year he'll get back there then I said to her I was like well what about Tom did Tom lose his first time in the Super Bowl and she goes oh no no no not Tom Tom won the first time wait Tom won the first time the first year he was on the Patriots he won the Super Bowl no no no the first time he went to the Super Bowl he won we were saying going to the Super Bowl that in itself is like really good experience to like maybe you can do it you know what it takes The thing that was interesting about it is like I love watching sports things because I love seeing how excited the people are at the end. Yeah. No one seemed excited. Did you see that? Could you tell that? Yeah, like the post game was like really mellow. Yeah? I thought, yeah. I was shocked. There's like no, like usually there's like shots of players on the ground hugging their families covered by confetti, tears. Cry. I saw some Gatorade. There was Gatorade for sure. But there was like even a moment like Seahawks, right? Yeah. The Seahawks were being The quarterback was being interviewed And he was like I wish our offense could have been better I don't want to talk about that now Because we did win the Super Bowl I thought that was strange I was like you just won The greatest championship of all time I don't know It felt like there was something I don't know It almost felt like they won the Super Bowl But now they have to go to war somewhere It was like bittersweet I don't know I was getting a really weird pick up on it I don't know if anybody else got that vibe watching it I was confused. That might be the coach, just the way he runs the team. You know what I mean? Like, kind of like you. No, but you- When something good happens, you're like, well, don't jump right. There's another Super Bowl next year. Don't get too drunk tonight. Yeah, but Super Bowl, that's like the end all be all. Yeah. You win that. It's like, I think you should be celebrating. Did you like Bad Bunny? I love Bad Bunny. Fucking incredible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was shocked at how good it was. I wish it was a little longer. but I guess that's kind of how probably the length of all of them I thought it was cool that he didn't have to bring out like five people like they do I thought they did a really good making the set look like Puerto Rico and then seeing the Super Bowl the shots of him looked so cool unreal when you saw that he was on this set and then also behind it was like the stadium seats towering over like all the green greenery of Puerto Rico or whatever. I thought that was really sick. I was at a bar and the place went fucking apeshit. People were up dancing, salsa-ing. Really? It was funny and it was like white people too. It was interesting to hear that kind of music and be taken by that music. I don't even know what he said. You know what I mean? I actually looked it up. So what he said? I think he said love is stronger than hate. Dimi Pergunta is they asked me if I have a lot of girlfriends. You say it. Huh? You say it. I'll translate it. Okay, okay. Ti me pregunta, tengo mucho novio, mucho novio. Hoy tengo a una mafiana orat. Okay, okay, okay. Orat. Okay. They asked me if I have, what did you say? Ti me pregunta, tengo mucho novio, mucha novio. Do I have a girlfriend? Do I have a girlfriend? Yes, yes. Do I have many girls? Very good, very good. Yeah. Very good. Hoy tengo a una mafiana otra, pero no hoy borá. I have an offer for you but it's not gonna be good it's price fix today I have one he's basically saying they asked me if I have a girlfriend he's like I got tons of girlfriends really? yeah he's like I got this girl that girl that girl ever tell you I was at a party once and I ran into Bad Bunny? no way did I ever talk about this on Pod? I don't think so I think you said ASAP not Bad Bunny no that was different I was at a house party in LA it was like 3am yeah it was like 20 people there I think we were waiting for more people to get there. And I was like on the dance floor. I was like fairly drunk. And Bad Bunny starts playing. Like the song starts playing. Yeah. And then he's just dancing himself. And like comes over to me and starts dancing. And he's like, I wrote this song. It was like the most cliche. Like it feels like I'm making it up. Yeah. Because he's just straight up talking. He's like, I wrote this song for a girl I loved. And it didn't work out the way I thought it would. And then he just kind of danced away. That was it? You're kidding. I swear to God, that was it. You're kidding. And I was like, it's a great song. Who are you? Did you know who he was? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You knew it was his song. I didn't know he was there until he was dancing in front of me. Oh my God, if you're drunk, that's a crazy drunk moment. It's really funny. What the fuck? I don't know exactly what he said. I wonder if I've said this on the podcast before so I can clarify. Because I was thinking about it as I was watching Super Bowl. I was like, what did he say? But he was saying that he wrote the song about a girl. I don't know what he said after. But it was him coming up being like, just immediately telling me what the song was about, which I thought was really interesting. And he was just like grooving. It was very much like a scene out of a movie where celebrities are hanging around. That's very cliche. If you repeat this to anyone, they're not going to believe you. That's the famous Bill Murray thing. Bill Murray will just walk up to people and no one will ever believe you. They'll go, I'm going to take a French fry from somebody. Dude, Ali's so crazy. Yeah. Like just me, like running into people. So wild. Dude, I've been begging my friends to watch Hidden Figures. And then we went to the bar the other day and I was like, that's the woman that works at NASA from Hidden Figures. Yeah. I think Janelle Monae. Janelle. Janelle Monae. It's just like kind of really crazy. Like the people you run into really, really doesn't make any sense. Yeah, I forgot about that. You see that Super Bowl shot of like 40 celebrities all walking up together. It's like a TikTok. It's like one minute long. It's like Leo, Kevin Costner, David Blaine, Tobey Maguire, fucking Lucas Haas. What? David Blaine? It wasn't David Blaine. Logan. Like, it's a, I don't know, they must have, Jamie Foxx. And they just dropped them all off. And so all these celebs had to walk together. And you were just like, what the fuck? Oh, that's really funny. That's really fun. That's really funny. Hey, this woman wrote into the show. She said, pass this message on to David. All right, Dave, I just tried to shower with seven towels. And I have a proposal for you. invest in a really nice terrycloth robe. Wow. Okay, so the last podcast I talked about how I use seven showers a day to shower, which is not true. I use like two. I use like four throughout a day. Five. Terrycloth. Oh, that's like a towel-y. Yeah, towel fabric. She says a niche robe is ten times better than ten towels. A nice robe? A niche robe? A niche robe. I have the word niche on my brain. I'm not a robe guy. I feel like a pervert. yeah I can see that you're not a robe guy? no yeah I think she's wrong seven towels is way better than one robe 100% and I don't like robes because like your penis kind of just like comes out of them you get a good tie there on a good terrycloth robe no but I'm saying like if you lay down it just it splits there it's also laying down what? I don't know no no no she's on drugs yeah I know you're being really weird right now is there anything that you want to talk to us about? do you watch the commercials? I was watching the commercials, but I did not see anything that really stood out to me. Meal Diamond was funny. I don't think we were. Oh, Meal Diamond. Yeah. Was that Andy Samberg? Yeah, Andy Samberg. Yeah, yeah. I thought that was good. Ben Affleck was really good. Dunkin' Donuts was good. Ben Affleck, another Dunkin' Donuts? So good. Bro, how much is he being paid for this? I mean, probably so fucking much. It's got to be like five million, right? At least. At least. I mean, it's funny when you see these celebs come out for the Super Bowl. Like Jennifer Aniston was in it. Oh, I know. fucking Urkel was in it Matt LeBlanc was just in the back that's amazing it's kind of crazy yeah but like Ben Affleck is like what how many Super Bowls has he done this it's like 8 it's a third oh this is only a third I think so I think he's done it that much but yeah what maybe 3 he's like the Dunkin Donuts guy oh yeah I mean it was a great commercial I love the commercials so good I like them better than the game yeah yeah the Xfinity one was so funny with Jurassic Park what is it it's like a clip from Jurassic Park and it's like Sam Jackson's like you know oh Jurassic Park is shut down we can't connect to the server and then it's just like an Xfinity guy's like oh I got it that was funny that's a really funny fuck what else was good Mr. Beast had a commercial yeah I saw that nobody's solved his million dollar puzzle yet really yeah really he's giving away a million dollars you had to scan a QR code I tried scanning the QR code I wasn't fast enough so I was already out of the race quickly well you can just go to that website wait how does it work I don know you have to like watch videos and there like clues and everything There different and everything There different puzzles There clues that were in the commercial that are also in the other content that he been making There a series of puzzles you have to solve in order to unlock and win the million bucks. So it's the first one to solve the puzzle or it's still like a random generator once you get to the end? No, it's the first person to solve it. Really? It's literally like National Treasure and you win a million dollars? That's the way it's been posed. Remember your puzzle? by my QR code puzzle? I paid someone to do mine. How much you win? I didn't win. I think I won like 10 bucks. Wait, 10 bucks? I paid like a puzzle person to do it and she was not happy. Because it was difficult? She was just kind of like, here. Wait, what? But you paid her to do it. I did pay her. So why was she mad? I think she just maybe didn't love her life putting together puzzles. All right, what were you going to say? Oh, well, I was just walking home yesterday and I had like a really like out of body experience. One of those Postmates was knocked over, those Postmate robots. Oh shit. And he was like on the side of the road and he was tipped over. Little Wally robots. Yeah. Yeah. And his name was Agnew. And then right next, like down the street was another robot. Tipped over? And he was blinking and he was like looking at his friend who was tipped over. He was looking at Agnew? Yeah. And he was like, like he looked, he looked like he was like upset that his buddy was, I know I'm like making this up. No, was he upset or was he laughing at Agnew? No, he looked really concerned. Like Agnew was tipped over. Did you help him up? So then yeah, so Naveen tries to pick him up and it's too heavy. And she's like, you shouldn't do this. You're gonna throw your back out. And I was like, no, no, no, we gotta get it. We gotta, we gotta try. So I pick him up. It's really heavy. I get him up and he like goes black. And then all of a sudden he just goes, thank you. On the screen? Yeah. like that so funny and i was like and then i looked at down at the other postmate and he's he's like starts blinking thank you for helping my friend um wait that's crazy i've heard some things about those robots that there are people controlling them in a different country i've heard that too yeah there's one there's one person controlling every robot is that true yeah in a different country yeah or yeah or maybe here i don't know i mean is that not fucking crazy there's a human being like in fucking somewhere in Asia controlling these countries? Just driving them around. Controlling these drones? Have you ever gotten one and had to take the food out? I can't imagine. I do not have the patience to watch my drone wobble through the streets. Well, you don't have to watch him. He just shows up. No, but I'm looking at the app. Oh, oh, oh. When I get a motorcyclist, I am like, God bless America. This guy's going to get here in fucking two seconds. but if i got a fucking wall-e that i knew had to cross the street by himself i'd be like i'm fucked i should honestly cook something at my own house um did you see this new thing i don't know how much i believe this because i genuinely think it's like a joke yeah but so there's this new ai software that you could plug it onto your computer and you could like connect it to your email clod huh clod yeah anyway moltbot i don't know something like that yeah but you could connect it different parts anything on your computer yep and it will do yep so your taxes blah blah blah and if you give it if you give it like access to your safari or your internet it's this this is what they're saying has happened that there has become basically a reddit yep have you seen this a reddit just for ai robots yeah yep so like only the so now instead of it saying are you a human it says are you a robot and that's the only way you have access to it is if you're ai so only AIs can use it to talk to each other and to give each other tips and like the AI prompts will be like my human's so stupid he just asked me for it all seems like a joke yeah and it's written like a joke and I'm wondering if it's written like a joke because the AI robots are writing it as a joke yeah or if it's just written by humans prompting AI robots to be funny I found that really interesting you see rent a human dot AI rent a what's that it's you can robots can hire you to do tasks that they can't do so So they needed someone to hold a sign in Times Square. And it was like $100. And the girl got paid $100. I went on there yesterday to look for work. That's fucking amazing. It's like a YouTube video. But it was hard to find anything that I could do in LA. And you got paid out? I guess. I haven't been paid yet. I haven't gotten the job yet. I'm hoping. What are some options that were available? One was listen to a podcast and write a tweet. one was run errands in San Francisco a lot of them were in San Francisco this is what I said before about how AI is going to take over right once AI gets intelligent enough to ask humans to do all the little things AI is like bring this part of this bomb here or bring the red wires here bring this copper here bring this alkaline battery here and then soon you'll have 300 people constructing a nuclear bomb or some sort of new explosive that ai will have control of because they had humans built it for him yeah unknowingly remember when we were like kind of like you started doing chat gbt like six months ago and there was like talking to you and stuff and you were saying like it's gonna go really fast it's like it's like here like already like the white collar jobs are like going away like there's so many jobs that are getting cut right now really because of ai yeah i mean doctors i mean like lawyers i got interviewed by this woman in dubai and she was like she was like asking me how i use ai yeah and like i was talking to her about microsoft copilot like how i like using the features for like to like talk to when i'm bored or like the facetime feature when like i'm like like trying to interior decorate and stuff like that she's like no no but how do you use it for work yeah i was like and i was like well i just use it like for fun i like have a good time she's like baffled it was like really funny she was like wait wait you only use ai for fun yeah it was a really funny i was like i guess i never really thought about it yeah i don't i don't use ai like i'm not in the office right so i'm not actually like ilia and natalie use it like to like actually help them sure like i'm using it to be like dude so if a girl likes me and she licks here is it worth me flying like i'm i'm using it for advice and shit yeah so it's like really interesting how like there's so many different use cases for it and i'm completely not aware of the ones that's like the legitimate one today naveen's ai goes um when you make the thumbnail jason's gonna want to make you put some writing on it but talk him out of it no i didn't say that yeah really and she was like oh yeah he will do that she was like oh my god It's even like telling me how to handle you. It's crazy. I mean, I just can't wait until you can have an AI girlfriend. You can. There's a cafe in New York opening up. No, no, no. I mean like a real thing, like a real human being, robot, everything. Two years, one year. No, bro. It's so far from that. No. Really? You think we're so far from that? No. I don't think so. It was literally at CES. Yeah, but those are like sex dolls fucking plugged into fucking circuits. I'm saying like a real like you can't differentiate. Are you a human? Are you a droid? or are you like, I'm talking like the real deal. They say this Optimus 3 from Tesla is going to be like un-fucking-real. Really? Yeah, like literally like go fucking dig me a hole. Like go... It's not even that crazy. Like go pick up the pickleball court, put everything away, move that chair, like crazy. If I had an AI girlfriend, would you guys think that's weird? If she was like, imagine it was like Natalie. A body? Looks like Natalie? That'd be weird. Definitely Alex and Natalie. That'd be so funny. You can choose it to do anything. Sorry, you can't tell the difference between a human and it. Would you find that to be bizarre or would you just be like, that's kind of the world we're in? I don't feel like I need another human. Then what do you need the girlfriend for? I feel like I need a companion, but I don't feel like I need a human element. I almost feel like if the AI I'm not saying currently right but I'm saying like if it gets to a point in 10-15 years where I can't tell the difference if I can't tell the difference between a human and a robot I don't you know Brooks AI she's a robot no one told you if I can't tell the difference I don't actually need I don't actually need a human if there's no difference then yeah then there's no difference you know there obviously has to be there's got to be some sort of difference It's like the same argument is Do you care if your girlfriend does OnlyFans? Like it's like I don't feel like that's same at all Really? I feel like it's just like a thing you have to get over in your head Like you either care or you don't And like I don't care If my girlfriend is an AI robot But there must be something to her that's like giving away The fact that she's AI No it's not The only thing is that she's an AI robot People know the stigma Oh you couldn't find a real person and you have an AI robot. That is the only fucking difference, okay? That's the only difference. Now, does that bother you? I mean, I think it, like, yes, it does. Okay, so you can't get over the same way. It doesn't bother me, Dave. You be you. I don't think it bothers me either. I'm just like, if it's the same thing, it's like. Well, I just, like, it doesn't bother me. It's just like, it just, it bothers me that that will eventually, if you're accepting of it, then, like, that will eventually become, like, the future, right? Like, then everyone's just going to be, what the fuck is the point of human interaction if you can just have an AI robot that will do everything you want to do. I think people will always, always prefer human interaction. But I think for a lot of people... Why? Humans are so flawed. Shut up, Natalie. No, you shut up. But I... I would much rather be with a fucking boyfriend robot that did everything, said everything, did all the things. Oh, I thought you were against me here. No, no. Like, I think... Like you're saying you're part of the problem that you would also prefer a robot? Yeah, and I just don't want it to come to that because that feels sad. Natalie's robot boyfriend's, like, always complimenting you. And you're like, just the fuck up. Like if you could just construct your own companion and partner. I don't think you'd construct it. I think you'd go into a place and they'd construct it for you. Because I think if you do it yourself, you'll never get it right. Because you'll get like a people-pleasing robot. You need a robot that challenges you. So I think you'll like go into places and it'll like make the robot for you. Yeah, I don't know. I think it's a net positive. I think there's a lot of lonely people in the world. and I think lonely people tend to do very harmful things to themselves or to other people. And I think that honestly solves a lot of things. And I think if we end the stigma, I'm talking about the stigma that's going to happen in 15 years, I think if we end that stigma before it happens and we allow people to love robots, I think we're going to be in a lot healthier place overall as a civilization. I'm going to play this back for you in like three months. And you're going to be like, what the fuck? What was I saying? he's really passionate about ending stigmas that don't exist yet all right guys that's all time we have for this podcast thank you guys for listening uh make sure to hashtag end the robot stigma go check out jason's daily vlog go check out natalie's uh we're hiring go check out her applications we're not hiring anymore oh we're not we've hired oh you found somebody yeah yeah hell yeah we'll see you guys soon bye-bye