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Also, shout out to Hard Rock Bet, official sponsor of Club 520 and 520 in the morning. Be here. March Madness on the way, man. We got some ladies we got to cook up, baby. Yeah, I'm going to be mixing up college and NBA this week, baby. It's a little blend of both. Oh, you're going to be wilding. Yeah, this is HBCU week. Respect. I ain't going to lie. I've been finding a little finesse on these freshmen, boy. These freshmen, you know what I'm saying? Paying the bills, boy. Shout out to my boy, AJ. I appreciate you, Nancy. You're a gift. You've been covering for me for sure. Shout out to the gang. And last but certainly not least, man, shout out to the good people over there at StockX, my boy, Dale, NFL. I'm your host. My name is DJ Wells. Same gang with me to my left. We got my dog, Bishop B. here and out the pearlies. How you what, Nasty? Cool and nasty, man. You know what I mean? It's been a hell of a week for me, but shit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, everything's smooth, bro. For sure, man. Blessings to you and the fam, man. You know the vibe, man. For sure, yeah. To my right, we got my dog, Young Nacho, Young T. How you what? Man, I'm chilling, bro. I ain't going to lie. I'm tough right there. Hey. Yeah, the Adi stars, man. Shout out to, you know, my people over at Adidas. Our people over at Adidas. They bless the boy. You know what I mean? Yeah. I get a gift every once in a while. I'm going to start getting back in my Adidas bag, man. I ain't been on the website in a minute. I ain't bought nothing. I'm about to treat myself. Mm. A little bit of something, feel me? I ain't going to lie. You know what I'm saying? You know, I always keep my ears to the streets. That gift is sweet. They had All Star Weekend changed when we left. Oh, yeah. I had to make some calls. Oh, it was some updates. Oh, yeah. It was some heat. They took care of us. They blessed us for sure, man. Shout out to the family. They always make sure we lazy. But I saw Friday and Saturday, they had some shit up in there. I had to make up a phone call. We left a little early. The pack just didn't touch down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But make sure the pack touched down in the apple. We can ship worldwide. Send that. Send that. Send it, too. Hey, we on some good time today, man. Barbie at work, man. We got a lot of shit to talk about, man. Let's go ahead and get started. We need some drinks in here. What kind of juice is this? Is that cran-apple? Cran? Oh, it's your favorite juice. It's all right. Gun smoke. I ain't gonna lie. It's good. All right, what we got today? What's there? Green room. Okay, what's in here? tequila lime juice yeah bro we know these niggas don't like vegetables first of all no disrespect who's like that these niggas don't eat no vegetables I definitely don't now Gris remember the cucumber lime Gatorade that was the last one to go and I ain't never had no thin cucumber paws what is nah nigga that's the worst that's the worst nah I'm holding that's the worst that's the worst Y'all always trying to say who had the worst moment. That's the worst moment. Because the follow-up questions after that, it's so crazy. Talking about, I ain't had no thin cucumber that threw it in his mouth. That's crazy. I love cucumbers, too. Oh. I think it's got to grow up, bro. That meat is healthy. It's healthy. I get my vegetables because it's healthy. Oh, man. Y'all aren't fresh. Y'all aren't crazy. One of my favorite salad toppings, for sure. Okay. What's the B-Head salad look like? We here now. You know, they love me talking about food. Oh. Well, like now? Yeah. Okay. Nah, go to a classic with you. Get your shit off. All right. This is going to be a little embarrassing, but fresh salad, you know, romaine lettuce. Okay. The iceberg lettuce, I don't fuck with it. So romaine lettuce, cucumbers, tomatoes, croutons, two boiled eggs, sliced carrots, and probably just some chicken or pork chop bites. I was rolling. The chicken? I'm fucking with pork chop bites. I've never heard of pork chop bites. Put those almonds on a salad, bro. It's fucking nuts. Are they fried? They fried. French and French dressing. Only French for me. You got those pineapples on there. And I do Italian, too. and I'm a I don't put pineapples on a salad on a salad no I put pineapples on pizza but no I do banana peppers too yeah banana pepper rings yeah so yeah I load I load him up man when I used to eat ham I used to put ham on salad I don't eat ham yeah like ham like ham like the like sliced ham lunch meat oh sliced okay lunch meat yeah chunks are gross yeah that's that's piss poor he said chunks of what ham chunks yeah you might as well use spam respect to everybody ham chunks that's like salad yeah they do salad They sound like a little vacuum seal. It comes like a Zob, but it is. Hey, there we go. Pork chop bites, that's when I was being exotic. That was wild. That's pre-20, pre-20. I guess my question, was it a pork chop that you ripped apart? No, you know how you get a chicken breast and you dice it up? Okay, okay. And you fry like a nugget? So it's like pork chop nuggets, bro. Okay. Was it shake and bake or was it real fry? No, like real fry, real fry. That's when I was a pork chop demon. Smother, fry, whole chop. I ain't never been a pork chop dude. You ain't never had a pork chop sandwich? A fried pork chop sandwich? Nah, yeah. Back in the day, it was a fried pork chop. Gun smoke. Nigga, I grew up on that. Nigga, I used to like roast. Ah, yeah. I still fuck roast. I told you. I said, I can't do a pork chop. Nigga, to this day, I'm something. Yeah, I used to fuck roast. I still eat roast. It got to be beef, though. I can't do no pork roast. Yeah, I don't even remember. I ain't been so long, but that shit used to be good. Beef roast is gun smoke, though. Yeah, man. Let us know what y'all tapping into, man. All right, Mike, we got a couple of videos we'll get to while Barbie is here. Let's have some fun. First, we got some tweets. B.H.I., I thought about you when I seen you. This is absolutely hilarious, man. He went to the barber, and this is when he left. Go ahead and load it up, Mike. He got the saucy Santana. Just sit here, cut my face, cut my hair, and he hit my mama. gotta be be hitting my mama nah bro the he gave him the Saucy Santana chin strap it's crazy bro I didn't even I didn't even know that's how Saucy did this shit but that's wild bro you keep your connector bro keep your connector bro Bia want to ask you this what's worse a bad haircut or no haircut bad haircut Bad haircut's worse than no haircut? Oh, bro, a thousand percent, bro. I'm trying to see what went wrong. You say he got to keep the connector, so he cut this part right here. Yeah, this is your connector. He just got the chin. This keep you grown right here. I've heard of nobody but sexy with the pink or flesh and sent it. Yeah, for a nigga to forcefully cut that off, just cut the whole thing off, bro. Somebody's cracking my mama, huh? Yo, I seen some funny shit on the internet today. I hope we got some shit today, because... Oh, no, pipe your shit. We ain't talking about it. 50 Cent funny as fuck. 50 Cent is crazy. Hey, he needs to be stopped. Yeah, he's wild. This is crazy. He is wild right now. That nigga that tried to block that layup from the HBCU. Oh, bro, he was wilding, bro. I thought that was fake. That nigga parlayed with his hands. That nigga was about to fuck up the lay. You ever seen it, DJ? Yes. Oh, that shit. No, that shit is different. It's a real basketball game. He got to be banned for life, bro. He heard on the court contestant the layup, man. Oh, it's worked, though. I was crying for 10 minutes. It worked just crazy. but did you see how he ran out the gym? Yeah, he kept going. You know he had a hood, nigga, because he was pulling his pants up. Nah, man. I got you. I was like, man, listen, y'all give HBCU a bad name, bro. Y'all have a real monkey game out here playing these people. Get in. Here we go right here. This is crazy. Bro. What school was that? I don't know. That shit, fuck it. That was fraud, though. This is a real... You said HBCU week be here. They are not respecting the league. That's what I'm saying. I'm cleaning it up for that, man. We cleaning it up this week. That shit. That's hilarious. Yeah. You know, our shit be like high school gyms, man. We don't have no security and shit like the real. You know what I mean? The real power fives. That shit just took off, though. Because on a real power fives, that would never happen. Man, that nigga would be in jail, man, if he did that shit at Wake Forest. Whoa. Man, bro, you're going down, bro. Yeah, they would treat him like a streaker, bro. They got him some time, bro. That is crazy. You disrespect that game like that, man. It's not that easy to run out of a gym at like a real big school like that, bro. You got to get out of the back door. He ran out of attics. Yeah, that game was at Tech. That was crazy. This tweet is following up in the wild sauce. He said, send a haircut. Please, um, before we might, so I could read this. Barbers need to make a rule that Fridays and Saturdays only niggas didn't get bitches allowed. Nigga before I beat 35 with a mohawk. I know he ain't got no bitches. That nigga told me that today. Never. One of the little kids he seen my picture from high school and said, I know you ain't getting no hohers. Dang. Look at that nigga saying. He go, what? A mohawk is crazy, bro. It's like, look at your braids. Nigga, them shits is filthy. I know you ain't getting no hugs. You know what type of demon you gotta be to get a mohawk? At 30? It's some wild shit, bro. I'm gonna ask you, how do you judge people? Like, the man's here, say, OG, he 35 and up, and he pull up in a mohawk. Are you judging him? In a mohawk is crazy. Okay, what's an acceptable style? What's out of pocket? Just go bald before you get a mohawk. Yeah, I don't know. Because niggas, niggas, you're supposed to, if you get a real Mohawk, you got to go bald and just have the strap going down your head. You can't have hair with the Mohawk because you cheating the sister. Y'all see where Diddy had his? They said, oh, this is what I know he was doing. The Volodile Mohawk? What? It's great. This picture right here, they said, oh, yeah. I know he was going crazy. The right way, bro. Yeah, Mr. T. He was an icon. He did not envision it. Diddy was going to recreate this. We can't explain to have your facial hair, too, though. My mug was never looking. Just for you to just get this little piece, have a little mustache, bro, cut all that shit off. Nigga, that's what I got. What? Nigga, I'll be looking at your face like, trying to pocket out the ditty line up. That's crazy. I ain't got no ditty line up. I'm scared when Mike is searching right now. Man, what the fuck are you searching, man? Oh, Mike looking up that motherfucker. We ain't gonna see me with no mall. I ain't never had no shit. Yeah, bro, that ain't a faithful, though. Yeah, that ain't a faithful. Landed strip is crazy. Yeah. Yeah, I ain't never had no real mall. How do y'all be in the barber shop? Because you know niggas be like, I was at the barber shop all day. How long did it take? He trying to figure it out. Nigga, you need to know. All done search, nigga. Now, I would say nowadays it's different because most of us don't go to a shop because nowadays barbers, they got style seats like the beauticians and shit. Oh, yeah, they got online. Yeah, I got a, if I don't book online, I'm cooked. But fire, Aaron. I still, yeah, my barbershop is like, shit, a dope environment. So I always go fuck with him. I ain't in there all day. But I'll go get a haircut and then we'll chop it up for a little bit and I'll leave. Yeah. So it's like probably, like DJ said, about like an hour. Yeah, 45 minutes at most. Yeah. So if y'all men in there are three hours, he getting skipped. I mean, shit. Niggas like, all right, watch y'all, big bro. Let me get my haircut real quick. Depends on the day. Damn. I ain't seen a nigga get skipped in a haircut line. Oh. What do you mean? I ain't a fake one. and bro just kind of bro had a fat fat mohawk that was definitely one of the diddy joints no that was not no diddy joints why are you looking up my mohawk Mike's doing me this crazy bro had that Mike did you have mohawk at some point yeah he did he definitely he had design on the side too he had a part I had a little design right there in the back you had a tail too before you had a tail you had a Drew Good I do not I ain't never had those I gotta have a mohawk You got a tail. You got a tail. That was a 90s thing. I ain't never. Nigga, I remember my daddy cut my tail off, nigga, and I was hurt. I was crying. And I kept crying. So the nigga just made my blonde look up like this. Like a bee in the back. He was like, you still got one, man. He came in a widow's feet in the back. He came in a widow's feet in the back. He was like, you still got a tail, man. I like that. I just went from a long fade to a taper, bro. I never tried a bunch of different hairstyles, bro. I didn't explore like that. Nigga, my daddy cut my hair. I had a chili bone in one of my pictures growing up. Damn, my hair was falling out right here, though. I grew it like a high-top fade. How about? When I was grown, I was like, damn, bro, the Lord is coming to get me. All this fell out, so I just grew it high so I'm going to fucking see that hole right here. I had a big-ass hole on my head, bro. I brought 26. So I just let that motherfucker grow. I wish I knew about hair pieces. I would have just got one. Thank the Lord. I got some different shampoo. I came back. I know you went to the last one. what was it like you know what I'm saying back in the days when you was waiting to get your hair done you got canceled you got that hey love text last minute my mama did hair oh you was you was blessed has a nigga ever told you your lock stink no you tried to that one day you got me fucked up my lock don't stink is that upkeep heavy though like for those no not really like how often do you wash your hair um probably like only like twice a month damn and your shit don't stink mm-mm It don't stink Them wigs ain't washing their hair That god damn much so don't move my locks No I'm just kidding I was like surprised I would think like Damn two times a month You don't sweat often I don't I'm thinking niggas I be shaking niggas hands They dreads be stinking like a motherfucker You know they bring it in Stinky dreads and the weirdest cologne They could ever find you Get away from me bro I know exactly the sin, DJ. How often do women, should women get their locks done, though? Is that like, do they wash it when you go get it done? Yeah, they have to. But, yeah, you know, I be nephew-headed, so I don't know. Some people be like, yeah, that's trash. You're supposed to get your retwist every so often, but for me, I be chilling. Getting a retwist and no wash is crazy. Is y'all hair too long for a sewing now? I would be uncomfortable, but I've seen people with longer hair than mine get one. Damn. Yeah. What's a sewing? or they like braid your hair down and sew the hair in oh no you can do that they can do me some straight to the backs with these but I just feel like it's gonna be bulky right here nah but I think some of them probably can get they shit flat but boy we probably too far gone this shit gonna look like Tyler Perry movie nah it's gonna look like 2 Chainz on BMS fucking busted that shit was crazy fucking busted alright Mike please go to the tweet man I thought about being here when I said this so the uh not that one oh that we're here now Barbie I want to talk to you about this man said she called the bouncer by his government name my bitch a hoe if she knows the bouncer by his government name is she too deep in the trenches or is that just I might know him from the back of the days she know him from the back of the day yeah that's possible yeah everybody that worked at All Stars like them like niggas that was known in the city so that's kind of So, if a nigga walk up like, what up, Bo? Or is Derek or something like that? I ain't going to. All right, what about if she know everybody in the sections, though? Like, you walk in the club with your girl. She like, oh, damn. What up, Trell? And Trell like, Trell, like, how you doing? And everybody else called that nigga murder. Yeah. What up, Trell? And I know him about murder. Nah. Y'all nothing? I don't know, man. Now, if a bitch go out of town and say the bouncer's name, that's crazy. But, you know, see, that's tough. bro. Especially if you know your personnel. Like in Atlanta. We from that. We go to Atlanta and you take your, hypothetically take your girl. She like saying what up to niggas in the section. Trevor? Atlanta close enough. You know everybody moved from Indy to Atlanta so. If we go with Barbie and Barbie just start yo what up? Like we good in there. She like oh shit what's up Deon? Yeah. Deon. Deon. Like how the fuck you know Deon? We talked about this on S520 somewhere and I was just Like if I out with my nigga I not speaking to nobody You don know nobody Nobody The bartender the bouncer the nigga the DJ don speak to me If you don go up establishing that we have a further problem That why you can trust me That lame Because that what the fuck they do They know these niggas and not say a word. That's lame, Mark. I'm nothing. The niggas text y'all, don't they? No, it ain't no female way to, like, you know, a nigga just nod his head. What the fuck we supposed to do? So it ain't nothing. I just ain't nothing. What's up? I don't God speak. I'm nothing. So when you don't speak to the niggas, text y'all? like why you didn't say nothing you know they got your mouth do they take you they might say you with your little boyfriend oh what'd y'all be saying back oh my god leave me alone don't worry the first coming up next week for me now that's bullshit Barbie oh god I'm nothing the only niggas I'm gonna speak to if I'm out is y'all cause they know I work with y'all rather than that that's fine Barbie giving if you had to season season over at the basketball game y'all already know the vibes now niggas must be looking at the girls all weird and shit like I know you know that nigga you went to school with that bitch ass nigga why didn't you say what up to that bitch ass nigga that's why it's 520 somewhere cause y'all be damn so when they text y'all do you like immediately you know it's coming like when you look at it do you be like sit back a little bit and text them back or do you my texts don't even pop up on my phone so I'm gonna have to go in there and read it and I'm just not why he why I'm with my man I'm enjoying my time when you go to the bathroom do you write back I have not responded back that night. Oh, God. Now, you responded. When a nigga, you go to the club and you know, 520 someone about to shoot after this, I think. You're about to shoot after this. So, if you go to the club and you go in the club and a nigga know you in the club and you don't say hi to him and he takes you and he hits your phone, do you hit him back? Like, in the club? I might block you. I might not even do that. He gonna block him. It's a dirty world. It's the world we live in. It's actually respectful. Being respectful. Yeah. It's not respectful, bro. Just say what's up. Today's show is presented by our sponsor, Hard Rock Bet, Florida Sportsbook. And with Hard Rock Bet, it's always something to bet on. Hoops, hockey, and much more every single night. Plus the same game parlay, the live betting, and the player prop options. Man, tap in. You know you're used to it. Might as well tap in with Hard Rock Bet. And did you know Hard Rock Bet is the official betting partner of the Miami Heat and Orlando Magic? 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I remember yeah motherfucking so too much love that's really my nigga on God like I ain't never carved her up but motherfucka got on her ass like for saying what's up to us so I know a motherfucka got trouble for watching our show that be real life shit that be real life I ain't know you I ain't know you you can relate now you ain't never watched a podcast before I'm not about the forest they are so funny oh we'd be messy I was supposed to say the podcast it's crazy bro we can't do shit that's the problem but I'm like but I feel like if y'all bitch watching us we speak about everything nigga having a saucy Santana here nigga did if you make that on 2k you weak as fuck That's a nasty bill. I mean, I was shitty that nigga said, I hate niggas who just got this. That nigga look across and I'm the nigga. I didn't know you had a soul. I'm doing that shit, man. You know, I was watching the other day. It's crazy. Fuck out of here. You know, I was watching the other day. Somebody said it to me when DJ said, no disrespect to Magic Johnson. You know what's crazy I swear to God This is funny Reese called me On my way in here He said dad I just seen the video Of Uncle Nasty Talking about The way he was I said hey Get the fuck off the internet I told God That's Reese Arpenter Uncle Nasty Is still a funny name He has called him. He's been calling him since he was three years old, bro. Wow. This week's crazy. My credit score is less than how much I weigh. I'm going to beat my mama ass when I catch her. How the hell I had Comcast account in 1999? I was two. That was a thing back in the day. Yeah, that is crazy. Yeah. Shout out to Carol T, man. She ain't do that, but I remember I paid a phone bill from a company. I can't say it because we would boost. Shout out to Boos. Yeah, that would never. We owed $5,000 for a long time. My cousin, my cousin Dwayne, nigga, He definitely had a light bill in this thing I ain't never had a bill in your name No thank God my parents didn't do me like that No my parents were solid And not to say my auntie and Pam wasn't solid You had a bill in your name? I had a couple Luckily my mama held it down She paid them so it wasn't It actually made my credit score really good Because now my credit history is that much older Yeah she started you all being well It was because her shit was fucked up Yeah But she did right My cousin Dwayne couldn't get his first apartment I remember he tried to remove into a carriage house nigga And they brought up a bill they denied him in 2006 this is a true story bro this is my blood cousin and they told him we cannot approve you because in 2001 you had a exceeded bill at the light company bro and this nigga was fucking 16 bro literally bro so that's a real thing bro parents used to do that you can't do it now though y'all remember Whispering Pines yeah Whispering what Pines What is that? It's an apartment complex 52nd Street? Yeah Shout out to my cousin Q He used to live over there Oh yeah, I ain't never heard of him Yes you have, 52nd and kind Across the street from Fire station now I don't know drugs and shit No, further down the street Before you get there As soon as you cross over The bridge to Georgetown I had to see him You gotta put in the code To get inside of him? Oh no No What? No, you don't It is some apartment So Georgetown You gotta do that too I got a code in the laundry bag You can pull up. Yeah. See them? They, uh... Oh, bro. Yeah. I'm feeding homie DJ used to live over there for a second. Me and Hollis pulling up on DJ over there one time. He did live over there. That's over there. That's over there on 38. That's on 38. That's on 38th Street. Yeah, that's on 38. Which profile's on 38? Apartments look like that. You kind of... You out of pocket. You pulling up? Don't do that, bro. I'm about to say. You pulling up? I pulled up to worse oh yeah I haven't pulled up first of that we here the baddest she the baddest in the week 21 she the baddest in the city you pulling up over there yeah I'm from shit like that I'm gonna go get what I what about the meadows I've been no I'm gonna go get what I've called I've been the worst Amberwood I've been to Amberwood yeah I've been over there Spanish Oaks they pay $7 I'm pulling up Spanish Oaks huh what you got yeah shit hopefully you're under. No, I'm saying what car am I driving? I'm driving. I'm saying like what year of life am I in? Oh, what year in life? 21. She get pulled up on a blue chally. Oh, I ain't pulled up to the meadows at the challenge. I had a blue challenger at 21. Are you pulling up in the meadows? Oh, God. About 21 I had. I'm laying wood all over the shit. From the meadows to the motherfucking range line road. From the meadows. From the meadows. I ain't now. after 3 o'clock, nigga, I don't give a fuck. It's dark everywhere. It's meant to be, bro. I ain't gonna lie. That's the crazy part about it is risking your life for something that you weren't supposed to, but at the time period, it was a no-brainer. I'm sliding on the way. Nah. Now, my brother's friends have definitely called me somewhere, and they're like, nigga, why are you over here? And it's 2 in the morning. I'm coming to hang something. I'm getting right out. I never was a... Y'all ever spent the night with a girl's house when y'all was like that age? No. Oh, yeah. Aw, you was too comfortable, nigga. Nah. Wood out. I'm over there at 3 in the morning on God I'm not going home I was in my car at 5am I'm leaving bro I've never spent I've never closed my when I was 21 to like 28 21 to like 26 I never closed my eyes driving drunk twice is out of pocket y'all you know be careful drive drive carefully but I'm just telling y'all when I was that young like I ain't driving twice cause when I get over there we gonna take a couple more I'm going to put that motherfucker on the back of your booty and take it off there and get it cracking. So I'm already, nigga. That's a whole other club session. You hear me? The real club. Fellas, try that. Would you like to put that motherfucker on the back of it, nigga? Eat it off over, nigga. Yeah. But drive it twice for you to go over and crack it. That was Mike Pitcher set up. What was that that Pitcher set up? I was a real Mike Pitcher. I see you posting. I see you posting. He's on the real Mike Pitcher. He's funny as hell. I've been seeing the post again You about to start shooting again? I got my window coat back I gotta do something I mean that's what books me I just shoot with someone Nobody with a shirt on There was no fraternity Barbara you making a nigga go home At 3 in the morning I'd have had some I wanted to go home But I'd be like just don't touch me Did he play sleep? Oh no I just put a pillow around me In between us oh no I'm gonna crack you again before I get up and head home that's what you're not gonna do time to go it's a rule if I didn't really want to I mean not I didn't really want to or if I was just really not doing him like that like yeah no I'm not doing that please HR consensual is the only way yeah but you know how you pull up on something just cause it's late night you needed something to do type shit you can't do this yes bro we get long probably out of pocket though to put a nigga out is crazy I got a question before we get off so if he ain't really hoop you like damn don't touch me again it's time to go oh man if you didn't put me through the mattress you need to go out the door yeah put the shot clock and say I'm here what are you here for I swear to God LeBron James did not shoot 100% of his clue and that's cool oh God you can't judge me off a bad night he said well not everyone let's lay up here now again everybody yeah I know all I say niggas don't wear every time. You're right. A nigga didn't crack you and it's been trash and you let him run it back, bro. Yeah. He put you through the match. Respect my off-line. Yeah, like. So, if the first time was bad is... If it's bad is... No, I'm cool. It's a never. But if it's great the first time, shitty the second time. He can't run it back. All averages. Yeah, then he can do it again because let's figure out what was going on here. Okay. So, the first time is you got to put your all into it. I'm cool. Is it ever the girls fall while trash? Hope. It could be. Okay. It could be, but if it's just not there, it ain't there, baby. Ain't much I can do. Now, the funny part is, if it ain't there, he's like, I'm still saying tonight. I always tell niggas, bro, listen. Where the fuck y'all be fine in this shit? What the fuck y'all doing, man? Every time I look at the screen, it's me on some bullshit. I always tell niggas. Fuck, though. If you slip out, bro, it's her fault, bro. If a nigga keeps slipping out, it's your fault. It's the girl's fault, bro. It's never your fault, okay? Yeah, that ain't true. Ladies, don't let them watch me. Man, you're here. While we're here, go ahead. That's hilarious. My boy Nacho and the fashion show. They found the footage. 2015. Ain't no black suit that tailored, nigga. There we are. Boy, that was wicked. Zoom out. Okay. Okay, my boy. They gave you a three? Oh, damn. Damn. I got a three? Ain't no way it gave me a three, but I still was taking it to the nines, man. Oh, nine. Okay, my bad, my bad. Hey, while we're here, before you leave, Barbie, did you ever grow up watching America's Next Top Model? Yep. Did you see the documentary on Netflix? I haven't seen it yet. Hey. Yeah, they was wild. Man, that show was crazy as fuck. Yeah, they was wild. The fact that the directors was just like, yeah, we saw other reality shows like Fear Factor and thought we had to compete. Man, they had them models doing crazy shit. They had them act like they was drug addicts. Shorty mama was paralyzed And she got shot in the head And so for her photo shoot They made them all act like they were dead And they was just like You got a gunshot to the head Yeah you wild again That's wild again Tyra is wild And everybody hates Tyra Because the whole documentary bro She was just like Yeah it happened Yeah Nigga got new things on the way I'm not looking at him bro It's crazy bro And they ain't even wild as shit bro A nigga was touching on a girl There bro Bro nah bro The nigga was like Being handsy with a girl She's like hey this nigga Is doing too much And they was like, that's the shot we need. Dude, they was wild then, bro. Fight through. Yeah, bro. I ain't laughing at you being here. Yeah, that's not funny. But for them to have the camera work, bro, Tyra was like, yeah, we should have done better back then. Y'all are pieces of shit, bro. Yeah, that show is crazy. You know what Tyra said? And we got more things coming. Nigga, that got new scenes on the way. She treated it like promo. We got new things. Never watched that shit. Bro. And they ain't funny about nobody's parents dying or whatever. No, no, no. I'm just saying, like, for them to make you act like you got shot in the head. I'm talking about that alone. How can them just act like you got shot in the head? It's crazy. Bro, it was like the temptation when he wrote that song. He said, my daddy died on this day. He said, bingo. Kettle. That's what they was on, bro. They was wildin'. I couldn't believe that show. It was the 3rd of September. Wait a minute. With my daddy died. So are those people coming out, like, saying that thing? The whole documentary, they're saying, bro, this show was bullshit. They put us through everything. and they were just like, we couldn't even make no money or be respected as real models because everybody looked at that as just complete bullshit. But they was doing life altering stuff. That wasn't on the show then. That could have made the show. Yes, bro. They were all screen. You just hear the backstories behind them. They took shorty T-File for no reason, bro. Send her home the next week. They don't fuck them. They ain't correct nothing. I still have an overbite. They said, you need to go to the dentist. They took a black girl. Yeah, bitch, if you, if they took your T-File, you got dentures and got an overbite, bitch, that's your fault. The ball date? Yeah. Touché. Yeah that your fault Yeah touche It ain Tyra no fault Bro girl bro Tyra no fault He had humble beginnings Tyra was like your grandma spent her light bill to get you a new bikini She ain't got no lights. You got a bikini. What the fuck are you telling me to do this? And my grandma, why is she in trouble? Why is she catching the script? Why do you got a bikini though? She is modeling. But why is it light bill or bikini? And why are you judging her? How much was the bikini though? You could got that bitch for fashion. I know that AES deal did not amount to that motherfucking bikini. Well, I thought somebody made it and became successful from that show. I don't know shit about it. Certain people did, bro, but so many people didn't get recognized. People were lying as hell. I never heard on the gang. Yeah, shout out to you. That's another short hair step, motherfucker. That was premium. That documentary is absolutely crazy. I should be watching some wild shit, bro. It's fire, though, bro. It's like the behind the scenes. Like, everybody hates Tyrone. He ain't bad. I thought people came out Out of there And became successful That's why I thought I was just a pure model It ain't too many Being successful It makes sense though When the producers said Yeah we saw Fear Factor It was just like How can we incorporate this Yeah Fear Factor is OD But then they start Having them do them Dumb ass challenges bro It was crazy But I'm saying though y'all This is what I be saying She had to give them People permissions To pull her teeth out Yeah bro Like that's not Tyra's fault Either you gonna do it Or you not Anything Anybody do anything They put it on the spot And said hey we doing this so you're going home I want to win they thought they were getting real dental work bro she was in there for 12 hours there with no Novocaine bro like it was just like what the fuck are y'all doing it was crazy bro yeah one of the craziest she can't say usually when we do we say shout out to the person I guess we can't say shout out to Sarah Bage uh no I got a lighter question for y'all so when we do Pod Wars and it's karaoke what song y'all gonna sing if you had to do karaoke for the Pod Wars. What songs are you going to sing that you know you're going to kill? Probably R. Kelly is the remix to Ignition. Oh! I'm glad you said that. I got a question after that, but I'll probably sing... That's one of my favorite songs. Confessions. What about you, DJ? I was going to pick up your song. I was going to say Loving the Friends. This is the easiest song to remember. Or the end of Tip Drill. Like Ali in them part when they start chanting. I need no freak My song would be Friend of mine's the part where it was R. Kelly and Mr. Biggs going back and forth But I want to do all the parts You doing all the parts on Confessions? Yeah, I know every part But we was talking about this At the crib the other day We was like, what's the greatest remix? And it initially came up And we was talking about the greatest remix to a song And Confessions Was I know our I mean P Diddy and a lot of shit but he is the king of that shit I want to say the song with Loon I can't think of the name of it I Need a Girl yeah you think that's the best remix it's up there top fire that is a banger yeah I think I think a Nixon is a top fire one but I think Cut Off what's not Cut Off Cuff It by Beyonce that was it yeah I don't like the dude dude don't get his proper respect the dude who originated that on TikTok but I'm sorry I don't know your name right now but they kind of stole that from me. I know, but when they remixed, it was fire. Y'all say took it in. It really was that. On some nigga shit, I'm going to say Adios is an underrated rap remix because the original Adios is not as fire as the remix. The remix is fucking crazy. That's yo. Yeah. Boosting and Wavy versions of that song are fire. But Confession remix is fire though. Amazing. Yeah, Confession's a remix. And Ignition is a remix. Oh yeah, Ignition. Ignition has to be a top-off remix. Damn, I'm trying to think of the remix songs. I'm still laughing at what you got, mate. that got something with Lil Wayne on there I don't know fucking music like that Shardy Pop-Pies that's a remix the remix Shardy Pop-Pies is the remix who was on there? I don't remember that one Dice Pineapples Dice Pineapples got a remix I like Dice Pineapples but I always skip Raleigh doing the poetry at the beginning I ain't tracking that shit I love the poetry I don't get it. I fuck with Wale, but I'm a hot cool ass nigga. I fuck with Wale. I'm a good hot cool pool. So let's get to the track. Yeah, let's get to the track. All that snappy shit at the beginning. Nah, I don't want to hear that, bro. Damn, you got me really thinking about remix music, bro. Man, let us know in the comments y'all favorite remix, man. I know we missing a lot, man. Tap me. Also, shout out to the Asian dude who called in. We called Ray and he asked me your favorite R. Kelly song. I watched that call in back and it was cracking. That shit was funny. Nah, we got to do that again. Nah, we have fun. All right, B, we appreciate you. 520 somewhere. Tap me into the Patreon. For sure. Take a little crazy. All right, man. Adam Silver, man, he out here hating. Let's get to it, man. I'm tired of this. What do you say? Man, they trying to fix the tanking rules next year. Make sure y'all do it next year. Here are some of the things they're trying to do to take it out of the game. They said first-round picks can be protected only top four or top 14. That was a shot at the Pacers, but it's cool. Lottery odds freeze after the trade deadlines or a later date. I'm not mad at that. No longer allowing the team to pick top four in consecutive years or consecutive bottom three finishes. So you got to be good at some point to keep getting a draft pick. I'm not mad. Teams can't pick top four the year after making the conference finals. That's direct hate, and I don't appreciate that at all, but I ain't mad at it. Lottery odds to be allocated based on two-year records? Nah, that sucks. Lottery extended to include all playing teams? No, that's nasty. And then flatten the odds for all lottery teams. I feel like any of these things Is gonna help with the tanking next year Yup Yeah So now you gotta play for something I'm not mad at you saying You stopping after the trade that line But that's kinda wicked too You have to implement these rules bro You got to But I think they should just do it like Real life Like The best team in the league Put them all in a hat Like a real thing Put all the teams in there Yeah And whoever get the draft pick Get the draft pick I'm rolling All 30 teams in there Then it don't matter Yeah it don't matter It don't matter like Don't cause you ain't gonna know nothing Yeah it don't matter And let's be real y'all acting like the draft Is like accurate and fair Cause it's not Let's keep it a bit I don't think nobody's slow bro everybody understand But you gotta that's what we grew up on bro You gotta keep the aesthetics the aesthetics I like bro's thing You be like damn dude okay season's won But they got the number three pick Just off the strength of the hat And now you gotta make trades Now the game get fun because you got to start moving players around. Like if the Lakers get the number one pick, they got A.J. DeBenz. It's like, damn, we might have to move on from Broncos. You know what I mean? It's just different stuff. Like when Dallas got the number one pick, we like, shit, Dallas is a whole different team now. That shifted some shit for sure. Yeah, so I kind of like that because now it don't matter. Yeah. Now the two years, I don't like that because, bro, something crazy could happen to us, bro. We ain't tanking, bro. We just saying. I like everybody having a free reign because now you got to build real good teams. Like, everybody can't just be like, yo, we going to be sad for the next three years and try to build through the draft. Right. It was like, nah, you might not ever get that pick. So you're going to have to spend money. Yeah. And you might have to bring back more veteran players because your team got to be good. You ain't going to try to build it with all sad people. You're going to have to start spending money. It's going to give more people a chance to stay in the league a little longer, I feel like. Quality players. Yeah. I agree 100%. Also, I wasn't mad at them saying, all right, we're going to do the salary cap shit. and if you want a rookie you can pay for him how bad you want him I ain't mad at that you gotta outbid somebody but if you gonna do that you gotta take the high school rule back like you gotta let kids come out of high school yeah Darren Peters just not be playing college basketball nah I mean but if they're gonna be free agents you gotta let them be able you gotta let it be free where everybody can be here anytime they want to alright that's gonna shake up a lot of shit it ain't bad but times to times are now so fuck it I seen it I seen it I think maybe was it Melo talking about it and he was talking about our one done really messing up college basketball? They do. Because what you going to do, like you got AJ DeBan, so obviously he's one in a million. He plays every game. He played 40 minutes of the night, played hard, did everything he was supposed to do. Not everybody going to be advising their kid to do that. Nah. Like, if you got a little ankle injury, hey, chill out, bro. We going to the draft. Like, sit that one out. So I don't think it's going to help college basketball in no time soon. Like obviously this is One in a million years That all these freshmen Are playing really great And they Oh yeah And everybody Another five years Before this happen again It won't happen no time soon Yeah that's all I was gonna ask Is overreacting Because of what's so great This year that everybody's like We gotta lock in this year Cause next year's draft I mean shout out to everybody I don't know if it's gonna have The same type of impact It won't And these rules might not even matter Cause niggas gonna be like We ain't got nothing to sing for Well I mean you never know What these high school kids Is doing for real What they're doing On the college level Touche Yeah I mean Nate, it's going to be some freshmen that have a good year. Yeah. But not to this magnitude. I mean, we got. These kids have a bunch of hype, too. We got like 18 freshmen playing at elite level. Yeah. You could legitimately have a top 10 of all freshmen if you wanted to. Yeah, that's a fact. That's a fact. Yeah. I'm glad Adam's stepping in, though, making some shit shake, though. Because you got to clean it up, bro. You got to. As long as it goes into effect next year, as long as y'all don't do no bullshit between now and the next couple months, I'm all for it. Don't cheat us, bro. See, if that's all we got to apply to us, I don't like that. See, if I'm a young fella, I want everybody in the draft because, shit, usually this is, usually the bad cities are the bad teams, right? Like, usually all the sad teams being bad cities. True. It's rare you get to go to a good city, make top five. Yeah. Very rare. I'll be pissed. And that's funny you said it because Mark Cuban has some incentives as far as attendance and stuff like that. Like, y'all got to meet these quotas and shit. like the Flint Tropic and shit and when it goes to the NBA it's a tennis up nigga no that's a good I mean for real I'd be like I seen I seen Ant talking about going to Memphis and no disrespect to Memphis but that hotel is shitty he said I walked in my hotel I thought man that a long time ago man that hotel is shitty yeah everybody always speak Memphis though for the hotel being the worst hotel we went in there and it was all brown water in the tub cause that's why I used to have a video with that shit, bro. That shit was so nasty. You got hotel trauma for real, though. I don't really fuck with hotels. Yeah. Even though Mike picked some of the worst hotels, it probably couldn't be as bad as your NBA experience in Memphis. Memphis is the only bad one. It's the only book where we can afford. Nigga, when you book that one with the carpet. No, when he booked Philadelphia. Yeah, with the carpet. Nigga, we left. When the elevator had carpet, I said, oh yeah, it's with him. We made an executive decision not to you stay. Yeah, nigga, we all. We didn't stay until we got in a room and said. Yeah, I could have just bought one room and changed. It wasn't that bad, y'all. No, it was. It was outdated. Nah, that shit was trash. That was the second most I had a 27-inch TV, bro, in like a China cabinet. We opened the cabinet, motherfucker put on a laptop. Yeah, bro. I had there like a red fire truck in my room. I was like, am I at Wishart? I didn't know what was going on. That hotel was ass. My carpet was red, too. It was like a freaky It was really cool. It's all right. Because then you got to walk on that shit. Think how many times niggas just let that shit fly on? I don't know. A black light in that hotel would have done. With the numbers, nigga. I mean, man, we travel so much now. Like, I feel like I'm in the league. I kind of just be free now. I become one with the earth with my hotel room. 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It's hope season. Yeah, absolutely. It's hope season. We'll tell you what's real, what's noise, and what it means for your favorite team. Smart analysis, real conversations every week. I don't know about the smart, but definitely analysis. Listen to 40s and free agents on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I seen a meme the other day. It was like, it's fitting for hotels. It was like, when we go to a hotel, bro, you might just nut on the TV. Like, it's that you're supposed to go crazy in hotels. So that's what I think of when I go to a hotel. That is for you and your family to enjoy y'all today. Not for y'all to be putting y'all DNA all over the wall. But I was like, that's what niggas do when they go to hotels. Niggas book rooms. Like, I used to watch Pips on the Corner. What was that shit called? Hoes on the Stroll? And niggas... Your algorithm's a little different than mine. This is... When I was... You're bringing this up like every four... I'm just saying, they go in the hotels, bro. What they do, they smut them out. But do they do... I don't know what the NBA niggas do. Typically at the Red Roof Inn. I don't know what those football players do. See? Let me keep out of everybody. MLB players, dude. We say every major league sport. Oh, man. We'll see what they do with the tank rules. I bet I have no rules that go into effect in the next two months. I'll be very pissed. No, but this is real. Before we get off that, because you got to think about it. We all stay in the same hotels. Yeah. So they probably book all the same rooms. Like, come on, man. I'm free. No, I'm just saying like Sacramento stayed at the Conrad yesterday. Atlanta pulling up the stay at the Conrad Tuesday. It's a residue. It's left. It's it. Somebody got beat to the bathroom. I don't really think those people are using good washing powder, washing detergent. I'm not saying they not. They still, nigga. I don't. I've never picked up like a used, oh, it's probably used, but it never felt used to me. I ain't got a lot. The towels. I used to bring rice rags when I played in the NBA. I still do to this day. In a pillow company. Well, we stayed in New York the last time but my pillow company was camouflage. I said, they did not change this room space. I didn't know this was huge. I just go to this league. You got to be P. You got to just be one with the earth, bro. And then our last hotel in All-Star, that was the first time I've been to prison. Hey. Nah, for sure. Hey, be here laughing. in my room? Yeah. I was shit. I did not live in the ghetto. I left. I mean, it wasn't nice, but DJ's room was larger than everybody else. I could at least stretch it. Bro, I legit. Shout out to the A-Loft Hotel across from Crypto Arena. I was a residence there. I've never slept in a bed with the siders against the wall. Nigga, I was rolling up, like hitting the wall. I opened my suitcase, bro. I couldn't even open it all the way. I had to put it on top of the bed. Nigga, and it was a full bed. Like, I'm not talking about My wingspan was literally on the wall. DJ had a suite, nigga. Did y'all know I had to change in the bathroom? I had to put my... I couldn't. I was too tall to put my clothes on. I had to go in the bathroom to put clothes. That was the littlest shit I ever did. Me here walking the roof said, what the fuck? Yeah, I came back to the hotel. I said, oh, no, this nigga got a suite. I'm shitty. And if that was a suite, God bless. I called y'all niggas and said, hey, man, this hotel too little. The A-Lof Hotel is amazing. He had a desk or something at the bottom of his bed. We was like, I had a couch. I had a couch in front of him. I said, fuck, you got a couch, nigga? I can't even put my socks on. I had half a crash. Fair, fair, man. I just think about when I go to hotels, like, oh, spending that at my friend's house growing up, bro, their houses was trifling. So I've seen worse. So a hotel, it couldn't be no worse than that, bro. Yeah, man. Take some Lossal, man. Get tricky hotels. I'll look at it, bro. Enjoy y'all staying. All right. Can we move on? we could go to the popcorn shit, but anything else you pull up next is fine. Yeah, man, Trey Murphy, man, they got the rookies down there, man, in New Orleans. I guess they ain't paid their ties, man. They popcorn everybody card, man. Oh, yeah. Hey, Tracy, you got your kids? How do you get that shit out? You got, uh... Shit, I got popcorn. I took my shit to the club. I got popcorn in. But you got to get a detail. They got to vacuum it all up. $100,000 car, bro. You done put butter and salt in my fucking leather. I hate you. Oh, my mom. I had white leather, too. BMW, white on white, with the white leather seats. I was wild. I used to make people put towels down when they said my car. You had blue jeans running. They done my seat, baby. You gonna need a towel. Come on man I was living that rap Wow I got in that car nigga It was butter everywhere And I love the smell of popcorn but damn I don want to smell it in my car And that nigga shout out to Tyler He stuffed it in my vents. He took his time. They got him five vents to do it. Filled it up to the top. You open the sunroof, and you pour like 50 big old bags. You know them big old bags, man? You put 50 big bags like that in there. He filled it all the way up. when he got bored and said he started stuffing them in the vents like so when you blow the air out yeah popcorn would come out too nah bro and then he put it in the trunk too yeah I was mad in the motherfucker they paid for you to get your shit serviced though didn't they yeah smooth gave me like 5,000 yeah cause I can't you know me I come I'm crazy yeah everybody car on bricks tomorrow I swear to god you got a Maybach I'm fucking that bitch up I swear to god I'm a kid he like you gonna keep my shit Keen your shit On God I would've I was mad as hell Don't touch my car bro And he was like bro It's just popcorn bro Nah Bro this is a quarter million dollar car Cause I don't know how to react off that Yeah Like I don't know that y'all can get all this shit out And make my car brand new again You know how mad I was Cause nigga when I walked It was out after a game When I'll never forget Smooth wife was recording me Walking to my car You know I didn't never talk to anybody Wife But she was like Yeah Like you know what I mean I never talk I'm like I had a good ass game too 20 my best game I ever played 26 and 15 I'm like yeah she like good game bro I keep walking she he was clicking behind me ah this one y'all everybody standing by the car wow just like them niggas mad in a bitch nah don't touch my shit I don't touch other people and I love pranking but that would have the car show would have sent me they got hype and I was like they're like we going to the club though and my thirsty ass like what's up y'all going What time compound open? I can only imagine Y'all know DJ Some more sensitive About cars than all of us Oh god Yeah don't touch my shit He would've been high I'd've lost it That was the day The team would've been like Hey bro we don't need you no more Cause I'd overreact bro Nigga I meant to stop Like doing this Just throwing popcorn out Niggas just recording me Like Al Horford Lived like down the street from me He recorded me all the way home Like every stop Like me and Terrell Just throwing popcorn out He just laughing Terrell and rock with you Triple A would have just had to come get my shit, bro. Yeah, bro. I'm getting a new card of that. But they got it with like burnt. Ain't nothing worse than the smell of burnt popcorn. Y'all niggas eat, but I don't eat that shit. You can't get that out your house, bro. You can't get that out your house. That's the weakest snack in the world. Popcorn? Nah, you something about that, bro. Popcorn is elite. I love them little. Out there. If y'all ever want to give me anything, you know them buckets they be having around Christmas time? You get one. You never take it. Volume? Yeah, you get volume. Yeah, that shit was weak, though. We got to talk about our Christmas gift. They ain't had no cheese. We gotta talk about that. They just had caramel. You had cheese and caramel? It'd just be caramel. I don't know. I need the cheese in the book. You gotta go to the bottom tier. Nah, I need the try can. If it's not all together, I'm... Oh, bro. I'm nothing on the popcorn being divided. But y'all don't eat plain popcorn? Yeah, I'm something. Y'all don't put like hot sauce and shit on the cheese and stuff? No. I did my... I don't fuck with the cheese popcorn unless it's with the caramel. If it's not already like that, I ain't fucking with it. I fuck with Lando's. My boy, Lando popcorn's pretty good. I just don't. popcorn just there's so much other shit at the concession stand it's top tier at a high school basketball game run with that popcorn off the dribble I'm telling you they got the movies run me popcorn high school game run me popcorn anywhere I love popcorn top tier snacks that's wild be here to be your guy wilding on internet again man what he didn't do now that's the cat version oh so they say my boy got something oh that nigga said the cat version they got my boy some prosthetics man man that nigga said Look at what your man said, man. He said, if y'all don't turn that little nigga into some low man. So what you know, this is representing you right here. Shout out to B-Hintel, my boy. B-Hintel is not me, y'all. Shout out to my guy. That's Kevin Direct, the real lady. Damn, the real burner. I don't got no burner. Shout out to my nigga. He's taking the internet by storm. But yeah, if your cat is to that point And it's no shame on none of the animals, you know, protect animals or whatever, bro. But he's out of there. Yeah, bro. Protect animals or whatever. I got to put that nigga and hook him up to a locker. I don't even know what that is. That look like some shit that go in a wagon, bro. Yeah, bro. That's what they did on Toy Story, bro. When C was torching them. Like, my kid can get on top of him and ride him around the house. Shit, they can go far. That nigga, a lean away. Why don't they smack that nigga on the head and giddy up? I think I think about when they put that motherfucker together man he didn't run out of gas you shouldn't make a new toy store nigga when I was born and shit I'm excited for that shout out to my guy here man he tours ACL gambling man load it up that's what happens when the crash our parlays don't work be here different type of stress we don't show injuries on here but this is a wild one now fuck comes 873 so good for the brazilian three million dollars right now we just gotta dodge a king or a jack well the queen comes off proud but let's get the king made the war come up by justin smith grown at what the time has to stay alive look how excited he is his fans his friends show that story as I see off in celebration man what's wrong out there He said it's snap The live feed is fucking crazy He said it's snap He said it's snap I'm able to play it Nah we gotta talk about Y'all see what happened to Michael B. Jordan Bro! So him and Delroy got an award, bro, and there was a white gentleman in the crowd that has to rest, quote unquote. And as they're getting the resort, he's like, yo, nigga! Nigga, nigga, nigga. It's crazy, bro. That shit is wild. It's quiet. That's why I'll be on what I'll be on, bro. So y'all mad at me for laughing at the other shit. I was crying when I, that nigga said, nigga! I said, that's yo! My boy G.Frost said He got the racism Dispension pack He said There's a lot of things You can yell out But nigga is crazy He said Nigga, nigga, nigga Yeah bro This is nuts bro so so when you got to Rex like can you control what you say no but I think that his vocabulary is personal I don't think that all people to raise this randomly yell out racist shit. Like, I'm not too tapped in. Salute to their community, but that, the timing, that is so crazy, bro. Wow, bro. That's all I'm going to say. That is too wild. Respect to them. I don't know. I ain't got no problem with them, but that's crazy, bro. Yeah, like, who loaded up? That's a play, bro. I'm not rolling. It's Black History Month, too, so I'm really dope now. That's a big deal, bro. That ain't good. Who put that on his Scrabble board? Somebody over there, his roster, all bullshit. That ain't even funny. It's just sad. And I'm super mad because Senders has been getting downplayed for all the accomplishments they should have. I just won the best movies last year, and some other shit won over that. It's bullshit. That's crazy, bro. Nigga. It was a white dude that said it? You know it. So does he get a pass for saying nigga? No, nigga, I was mad at Drewski for messing up homie's name. That's flagrant. Why was he at the... I don't know. Yeah, bro, they should have... Go to the hallway until we get done with this segment, nigga, since you can't stop saying nigga. Yeah, you wait until some other people can hear him say it. He got to be out the show. Yeah, bro. I got to ride. I got to ride. I got to ride. I got to ride. I got to ride. I got to ride. I feel normal. You are, bro. I'm not saying you not, but it's a- But apparently, when you see black people on stage, you say shit, you not. Yeah, like, bro, your people know. People around you know, bro. You say nigga a lot, bro. We going to probably take you out. That's your first time saying it? You know it's not. It's not. That's the bullshit. That's the bullshit response. I'm not giving him a pass. I'm just saying. Are we blaming him or the Tourette's? I'm- All the both. I'm just saying if you got Tourette's and when we get around people you just start saying racist shit? you just start blurting out some wild shit I'm gonna be like I'm gonna probably not take him right here now I need to see you with some white people do you say that around them? because if you do then alright then it's a little bit different you know a lot of people even outside of Tourette's they have a malfunction with their body that they you know niggas just say anything I agree bro nigga we know you say anything but be in diagnosis but you ain't about to say wild shit to people just for no reason. But it's dead quiet. And that's crazy. Shout out to them for having to resolve a whole next moment. It triggers them to get their shit off. But respect. I know it's a trigger or whatever. So he seen black people and was like, nigga. It triggered. Yeah, bro. He said it's like Sega. That was crazy. Nigga. Yeah. But I'm saying, if you his people and you know when he see black people he's like, nigga, bro, it's time to take him out. Yeah, but my thing is y'all don't know if that was his first time or not. Well, to be fair, most times it's usually not. And you say it with the... Yeah, it's not most times when they experiment, that's the situation. They get some practice. I was always wondering how the words load up in their head when it's time to scream. Well, there's certain things that we do that they'd be like, well, never mind. Shout out to Michael Rubin, or get well soon, man. He found out that his keeper was taking bread out of his safe. She finessed him for about 130 bands, basically deciphering over time because she had a backup key to his safe. That's where you fuck up. Like, if you hit the lick the first time, Got greedy You gotta stop Like damn I hit him for 50k He ain't said nothing I'ma chill Yeah I'ma chill I don't care if I'm a billionaire I'ma miss 130 million Yeah But I'ma chill though I hit him for 50 already He ain't even noticed I'ma chill He noticed it And then he put up a hitting cam And got her ass That's what I'm saying Why are you playing with somebody Like that anyway He too powerful He know you going to jail Yeah And you know he gonna pursue And she that old Lock her up Oh yeah Was she a white woman I'm not sure if that's the exact picture. But if that's a discrepancy, baby girl, you should have asked your grandkids how to do it right. Respect. If you got away 20 the first time, just chill. Yeah. You can't go double dipping, bro. Yeah, that's why I say go for all or nothing, bro. Don't take what's not yours. Yeah, he said. He said he took the whole 30. He said he went to the border. He said he took the whole 30. He said he took everything out of the safe and hit the border. Yeah, don't steal. Oh, she looks like a border candidate. Why does she have a key to the safe? She found it. Oh, okay. She found it. Oh. Well. It was happening for over a year. She was comfortable. This is just bad time. That was her Friday payment. Oh, I got a little extra day. She was like, ah. Thought I couldn't get no overtime. I got something for that. Thought I couldn't speak English, huh? Why she got to be Spanish, though? She couldn't be anything. I didn't say Spanish. She was Russian. She was Russian? I didn't know. Oh, okay. And I'm trying to get a good glance at her That was a good one That is a good one Good Pippi Yeah German Pakistan You right Yeah you right Indian You right Alright She don't have the She don't have the Never mind Never mind Last one She don't have the what? Nothing Her 2K field She don't got the body She looked a little older than her Oh okay I know what you like What I like Which team wins? You like a blue one? I like a what? You like a blue up. What's that mean? I like a bat? No, no, no. You like the body parts to be extended. Oh, no, no. You talked about cucumbers. Not me, nigga. I'm saying you like, you're a titty guy. Oh. You're a boom guy. Why would you say that? I'm saying it's about what you like. I know what excites you. You know what I like. Just pause. I know what excites you like. No, I'm saying. When he seen titties When he caught it like The thrill in your eyes The thrill? You feel like that? My eyes light up When I see titties Yeah, that's the real lottery Like It's the real jackpot This nigga's a liar So we're here now What did DJ like? Oh Hey, they've been clipping up You've been throwing me in a fire recently I was just trying to figure out That's how we're going to do it Yeah, it is What does DJ? This is the part where we get off the camera We know what Mike like He just shoots the picture up Yeah for sure DJ likes ecstatic DJ does not like earthy women though What's earthy? Like the fro I'm nothing The Bile Davis fro Miss me Miss me EJ is not a take me as I am type one So no idiary No You better have on deodorant I don't care if you don't like aluminum Mike what's be here like man Oh every woman is beautiful to me Be who you want to be Love you want to love Yeah, I don't do this. That nigga hates that basic grade fro. Yeah, you do. You hate fro, bro. You hate fro. No, no, no, because I know when she have a bull out like that. No, no, no. Let's get ready for it. He's lying. He hate fro. You was the first one that got mad, old girl, for having that fucking fro. And I'm not going to say her name on here, but you were pissed. Because I thought she was going to get a soul. And you said she had a pic with a fist on it. You was mad. Because I thought she was about to go get a soul. Usually when girls wear their hair out, everybody go get a brain. They're about to go die balls. I always I get to think of grace every time because I know there am I hey was the pick on the side y'all are fine alright man listen this is hilarious before we get out of here first overall pick the draft is 2020s and the 2010s obviously you see which pick they skipped from the 2020s and where have they been up no they you know what I'm saying they made the best list of those gentlemen Zachary wasn't listening to this one but respect which team y'all taking in the game? Bottom. 5v5. So in the 2020s, for those who can't see, you got Cade, AE, P5, Cooper, Wimby. 2010s, you got John Wall, Kyrie, Zion, AD, and Cat. I got 2010. I'm damn near going 2020s. Okay. I've seen a lot of back and forth from sooners. B-Han, why you working with your squad? I just feel like a more complete team. Okay. You think they're more complete? AD and Cat. I like AE and K better. Mm-hmm. But AD and Cat and you shit. John Wall and Kyrie, you know what they do. Mm-hmm. That's a more complete team. Okay. Everybody at their prime obviously healthy as well. T, 2020, you something. You see that Pablo, the P5, him and Zion. That's tough. That's a tough matchup. I like both of them. But that's going to be Zion. It's tough for Cooper. And then Cooper flag. Prime, AD. He too early. It's too early. Yeah, and he like too little. Yeah. Yeah. Too little. I like the future of the top. I think they're going to be better overall. I think they're going to have better careers than the ones at the bottom. They all got a legendary career. I agree with that. I think 2020 for sure will have a better career. That's why I said the size in the backcourt make a difference, but that frontcourt with AD and Cat and Zion, ass tough. I mean, even though Wimby is different. We see Wimby doing some amazing shit, but they all capable of being Hall of Famers. Yeah. on both teams. Yeah. But I just think that upside for that 2020 a little different. Yeah, that K and AE backcourt matchup would be terrifying. Even though that is the guy Kyrie, that is John Wall in his prime, fast as shit. That's a tough night for both of them. For sure. I mean, it's going to be tough both like Kyrie or motherfucker, boy. Yeah, I was going to say. You might want to see him ISO alone. Yeah. Let us know in the comments how y'all feel, man. 2020 versus 2010 versus overall picks. Let us know before we out here be here and tell the people that can grab some merch, brody. Man, shopclub520.com, baby. We appreciate y'all. I'm going to blow it up. That's crazy. Tap in, man. Shout out to Boost Mobile family. You know the vibes. Also, shout out to Hard Rock Bet. We mixing it up, man. College and NBA, we're going to get y'all paid one way or another. Last and certainly not least, man, shout out to the good people over at StockX. We appreciate y'all. We'll catch y'all next time. The Volume. 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