I'm going to play something for you guys, and I want you to tell me what it makes you think of. Okay. Who wants to be... Who wants to be a millionaire? Adeline Aaron. Jai Ho. Well, yes, yeah. But before it was ever that, are you ready to play the JPC version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? The JPC version, never. Here's what I'll say. JPC, I would love to play Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, but I need to know if a million dollars is really at stake, and if not, what is at stake? Great question. I will say that everything that is at stake here is an actual prize with actual monetary value, and the more you climb in this game, the more you have a chance of winning the grand prize, which I will only announce if you get to it. Now, just like who wants to be a millionaire, you guys are going to go a person at a time. You have three lifelines that you can use and you do get walkaway value. So if you decide to walk away, you get the last prize that you obtained. And there are also still the thresholds where you will get the bar once you cross it. And are we working together? No, Aaron, unfortunately, you're not working together. But you have a phone a friend. Now, your phone a friend must be the other person who's in the room. No one could use Google or any search engine. Or Casey. No, you can't use Casey for that because Casey's going to be asked the audience. So we have to differentiate between these lifelines. Can I use, for my very first question, can I use my phone a friend lifeline to call Aaron and say, I just wanted to call and let you know, I just want a million dollars. so it's interesting because what we're going to be doing here is we're going to be the only way that I was able to get real who wants to be a millionaire questions is to go with people that made it all the way to the one million dollar prize and I think the first guy to ever win the prize does anyone know that man's name called his dad right yeah he called his dad and did what Adel just did yes but you know his name Mimbo the Krimble Mimbo the Krimble Adel you are so close with Jerry Bruckheimer are you kidding me because his name is John Carpenter. Oh. So like... I'm a genius. He did have like a famous person's name. Can I join Mensa by doing whatever that was? Sure. Do you know what John Carpenter's million dollar question was? The one, if you don't know the story, you can watch it on YouTube, but he uses his phone a friend, the first Lifeline he's used the entire show to call his dad and tell him, dad, I don't actually need your help. I know the answer. I just wanted you to watch me win a million dollars. It was about a president. It was about a president. And the question was, which of these U.S. presidents appeared on the television series Laugh-In? Lyndon Johnson. Richard Nixon, Jimmy Carter, or Gerald Ford? Nixon. Adel, do you know? Jimmy Carter? I'm going to say Gerald Ford. It was Nixon. Aaron got it. Oh. I am not a cook. Yeah, because Nixon, he popped out and he did like the fingers. Or that was from The Simpsons. But either way, I feel like that was- We don't do a lick of research on this show, huh? not that was also one that i know but i'm like do i know it just because that guy got it is that why i know it like because that question became so famous um maybe who to say uh aaron we are going to slumdog millionaire but it just you watching other trivia shows and that why you ended up knowing all the answers Yeah the flashbacks are you just watching game shows That's amazing. If you guys are familiar with, if anyone out there is not familiar with Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, it was a game show that ran from in like, oh, the late 90s, early 2000s? I think it was early 2000s. Maybe early 2000s. Definitely in the early 2000s. Still is kind of going, I think... Is it? Well, Jimmy Kimmel does like celebrity who wants to be a millionaire or he did it a few years ago, maybe. But it was all with celebrities and it was all for charity type of thing. And the questions were easier because it's, you know, they want the charities to win some money or whatever. Like Celebrity Jeopardy, yeah. Yeah. But I don't think the show proper is on anymore. And the show was an export from England. It was originally on in the UK for in like the 90s or the late 90s, I think. and then they brought it over to Americanize it, basically. Because the host was that very British, very stern lady. Yes, Regis Philbin. Awesome. Okay. That was awesome. I hope someone at home laughed at that as well, because that was a lot of fun. I hope everyone was just laughing constantly. The person whose game one of you is going to be playing is a person named Stephanie Girardi, who made it all the way to the million-dollar question. I do not believe she went for it. I think she walked away with $500,000. And this was in February of 2000. Can I ask how many questions? If one of us, I happen to base it all the way to the million dollar question, how many questions is that? 15. It is 15 questions in total. Great. And if we don't make it to the end, will you tell us what the prize was if we don't win? No. We do the thing on who wants to be a million. I don't know if you remember this, but since they would get a new person coming up and some people wouldn't make it the whole time, the episode would call time. And then they'd be like, they'll come back next time on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? So we'll have to do a part two where just one of you has to come back. And then we spend the rest of the episode talking about Tombstone or whatever. But the way that they got into it was they would have preselected people who were like potentially could come up to the chair. And they have something called the fastest finger question. And a person would have to like hit a little button. Yeah, I know. Aaron, I know. It was 2000 at a different time. It was pre-9-11. Fingering was allowed to be fast. Ew. Adel, Aaron, what do you think of my new hair? Before you ask, before you ask, yes, I did pull every piece of hair from my head because I was so stressed out about business finances. Yeah, buddy. That looks stressful. I love my new JPC wig. Thank you for this. And the best part, it was super painful to do because I used my hands and fingers. Wow. Should have used found, right, Aaron? Should have used found. You should have used found. It saved you from all the stress. Oh, I should have used found. Found makes it easy for small business owners to put all of their finances in one place. Instead of a bank account here, QuickBooks there, tax, invoicing apps stacked on top. Instead, I should have just used Found. Found eliminates the clutter by giving you one platform that handles it all. Banking, bookkeeping, invoices, and taxes. No more paying for multiple subscriptions and dealing with clunky, outdated apps. Why did I not use Found? And that's the thing, JPC, is they've made it so easy. They even automated things like tracking expenses finding write and budgeting for tax time You can even send your invoices for free and pay your contractors Everything all from one app They make it easy to regain control of your business finances so you can come back to doing what you love GPC like making wigs Well, I am going to be doing a lot of making wigs now because I'm going to have to open up a new small business line that sells GPC hair wigs and people would buy them. So I can't even joke about making them because people would buy them. But I will use found and I will not stress out about having to use multiple different platforms to do everything that I need to do to run our business. We use Found, and I think that you should too. So take back control of your business today. Open a Found account for free at found.com. That's F-O-U-N-D.com. Found is a financial technology company, not a bank. 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We're going to have you say your own name. chime in with your own name when you know the answer And then I give you the question and the answers and you say your own name and that be whoever gets fastest and whoever gets it right first we get to play first okay so here's your quick question yes i don't think i want to play if if i'm correct about something which is aaron i'm pretty sure i heard jpc say you're playing for a grand prize i didn't hear a D, so grand prize, talk about movies. I think the winner gets a copy of Gran Torino. I don't want to play. Save. We're out. What if you get a copy of Oscar award winning F1? I yield that time. Fuck you. I already won an Oscar. Have you guys seen, is Gran Torino, that's the Clemmie Swid one, right? Yeah. I have not seen his like later era movies at all. We don't have to. No one's going to make us. And no one's going to make us. Ever since he yelled at that empty chair. Oh, God. Mr. Obama. Back when politics was stressful, but also a little bit fun. Put the following architects in order according to the year of their births, starting with the earliest. Okay? So, buzzin' if you think you know it. This is the first question? This is the fastest. This is the one to choose. That's right. This is the one to fastest finger. Okay. So, architects. Frank Lloyd Wright. Hold on. Hold on. Indigo Jones. I.M. Pe Gustav Eiffel and Leon Baptista Alberti. Can I write these down? Pass. Let me see. Can I just copy? Can I copy and paste? Let me try. Yeah. Okay. Aaron. Aaron, go ahead. And then what's the order from oldest to newest? From year of their birth starting with the earliest. Okay. I'm going to go Inigo Jones Okay I am Pi Gustav Afel Okay And then Leon Albert So A, B, C, D Yeah, I'm going to go A, B, C, D Okay, Adel Do you want a chance to steal? Adel Okay, please I'm going to go And you can't answer what I answered Yeah D, A, C, B Aaron, you got it exactly wrong Adel, you got it exactly correct It is D-A-C-B. Seriously? Yeah. I don't know how he did it, but he did it. How did you know that? I'm just, I know three of the architects and just going off of what I know of them, trying to place them in order. Wow. I'm blown away. But that's how fastest finger works. It's not who gets it fastest. You deserve the DVD copy of Gran Torino. No. Get off my lawn. Adol, are you ready to play? Are you ready to play? Oh, JBC, do it again. Okay, hold on, hold on. Oh, buddy. Oh, buddy. That was also, that was just the wrong few. Are you ready to play? Who wants to be a millionaire? Millionaire. Millionaire. All right, do it again. Adol, make your way to the chair. Trips, break snows. Oh, okay. We have a runner-up for Adol. So that's that. What's this one? Oh, yeah, we'll get to that one that way. Oh, I haven't heard that in like 20 years. We'll get to that one. I love that statement. I remember I pulled that one. Okay, Adel, here you go. Here's your first question. Your first question for this tier. One, two, three, four. Hey, Riddle, Riddle's Glue Crew. Listen to the rest of the episode now by starting your free seven-day trial at patreon.com slash heyriddleriddle.
