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Hey, Bad Friends, I'm doing a couple of shows before I take a little break and Bobby and I, March 14th, are going to be at Thunder Valley Casino which is basically... It's my favorite casino at Thunder Valley. It's Sacramento. It's Lincoln, California but basically Sacramento on March 14th. Then I'm going to be the 21st of March. I'm going to be at the Wynn Casino in Vegas. I'm doing the Little Roadie Fest out there in Providence, Rhode Island in March. Then we make up that Borgata date in Atlantic City, April 3rd. Finally, the Bad Friends, we do a show for Netflix is a Joke Fest May 8th at the YouTube Theater right here in LA. You've got to come to May 8th. It's going to be fabulous. Please come. You can go get tickets at andrewsantino.com for my dates and for ours together or also badfriendspod.com. Do it. Do it. Do it. Come see us. Do it now. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends. God I love this guy Well congrats to Michael Jackson Posthumously getting a movie released here April release date What do you do in the movie? What do I play? Who do you play? Bubbles Oh your Bubbles Little tiny Bubbles He's like Don't bite that Bubbles Don't bite that kid Bubbles get down from there Bubbles cut that out Bubbles still alive You want Bubbles to stop? you know he's still alive no he's not yeah yeah because they live as long as humans wait bubbles is yeah he's like 63 where's he live he's in florida west palm florida let's go down there let's go see him what let's go say hi to him he's hanging out with coco he's only 42 years old he's my age bubbles and i are the same age yeah he looks way better than you 100 he resides at the center for great apes in watchula florida sanctuary that provides care we got to go down and see Bob's. Yeah, we gotta see him. Look at him. He's so much happier. He was miserable at Neverland. Look at him. Look at him. He went bald because of all the stuff he saw. Thinking about all the trauma he had, he went bald. Look at his face there. Help me with Michael. Look at that face. What he's seen in 42 years. I've ran into this guy on the street before. It's like he was in Nom. Look at his face. He was. Yeah. God, what a cutie. Bob was not the need to see that. Yeah. Do you think when he dies, he sees Michael, he'll be happy? No. Terrified. Yeah. He'll run to a different cloud. Yeah. Terrified. Are there clouds in heaven? 100%. Yeah. That's what it is up there. I wonder what this cloud... Can you chill on it? You can. Yeah. I can? Yeah. It's so much different than... Dude, if I was in heaven and I was chilling on a cloud and you floated by with your little angel wings, you know what I mean? First of all, I'd be like, oh my God, there's a porg. Yeah. They're 45. You know what I mean? Porgs in heaven. That was a Clapton song, Forks in Heaven. And I'd be like, no, that's Andrea. Would you talk? No way. There's so many people to see. No way. So many people to talk to. That's work. You guys wouldn't be in the same part of heaven. Uh-uh. There's no chance. You'd be sectionally, you'd be nowhere near each other. You'd be in the VIP. Oh, yeah, definitely. This guy's not getting into the suites. I'm with Cleopatra. Yeah, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's in general admission. He's the queen, Cleopatra. Right. Who else am I? Paul Revere. Yup. Yeah, yeah. King Jamon. I'm trying to choose my clown. You are. Cleopatra, who else? Judas wouldn't be there, right? He might. He might be there. You never know. He might have snuck in. He's sneaky, Judas. St. Nicholas? Yes. Santa? Yeah, yeah. I'd have to hang with St. Nicholas. He's a saint. He is. And he's fat. He knows where the good food is. He does? Yeah, yeah. Get me a gingerbread. Right. You know what I mean? I'll get it. Eggnog, get it, St. Nick. He knows all the good shit. He knows where to get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, Fancy's in Gen Pop. Who's on your cloud? Who's in my cloud? In heaven. Bundy. Bundy's not there. What do you mean? Bundy's not there. Why would he not be? He's a serial killer. He's in hell. Okay. All right. They're not clouds in hell? Yeah. Maybe he could get a pass. They pass? You got him a fast pass? A fast pass. I think he has to go back down at night. Yeah. But during the day he can come. What about like Ted Kaczynski? He's not up there, dude. Come on. No. Tell me people that would be up there. That would be with me? Guaranteed up there. Okay. OJ. He could be. He could be for sure. I mean, he won a Heisman trophy. Yes, dude. Just this all day? That's a ticket to heaven. If you're a sinner, you can still get into heaven. If you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord of the Son right before you died. Or in limbo, you can do it too. By the way, speaking of deaths, let's be honest. Catherine O'Hara. Fucking annoying. It was awful. She was so cool, man. You met her? Did I ever tell you this story? No. Yeah. I've never met her. We hung out. No. No, we never hung out. You never? No, I never told you this story. I thought I told the story on the show. Yes, you did. I have told this on the show. She went to your show. She went to see me at the improv. This is a quick – I'll do it quick for the fans. No, this is great. No, no. Here's the crazy. I didn't get to meet her. Yeah. When I did the Christopher Guest show, some reason, somehow, she was around and had said she wanted to go see me live, I guess, after I did the show with guests. And she came to see me at the improv. And the sound guy, the old sound guy, was like, Catherine O'Hara is here to see you. Oh, my God. This is crazy. And I was like, no, she's fucking not. Look at this guy. I swear to God. Barack Obama. Taylor Swift. Catherine O'Hara. Oh, my God. I never met her, but I was sad to not meet her because I was such a – one of my favorite. Wait, you performed and she was in the audience? Did the improv. She sat there and then the sound guy came back down after I went upstairs and I said, where is she? And he said, she was loving it. She laughed the whole show, and then the moment you got off, she got up and left. And I was like, no way. He's like, yeah. Oh, my God. You never saw her after. No, but she came to see me, which was kind of rad. Go down quickly. Yeah. Dude, I got nervous. I didn't know what to – I don't know. What was I going to say? Yeah. Hi, you're the best. Yeah. And then she would be like, that's great. Bye. She wanted to go home. Well, I got a three-fingered squeeze on my hand from Steven Tyler. Wow. Yeah. so he i was with josh home is this recently yeah like four days ago okay at the comedy store and steven tyler walked in walked out of the club this paparazzi up you know where uh the on the ramp on the ramp yeah right and oh she looks pretty yeah so it's the brittany furlong i had met him before and i go hi steven and he doesn't look at me he takes his three fingers like this, right? Like a pterodactyl, right? And squeezes my hand as far as he can. Like a chameleon. Yeah, like a chameleon. And then he just kind of walked away. But three fingers is fine. He didn't say hi? He didn't look at me. He goes, hey, you cacao. You know how the rocks are? They can say whatever they want. And he said, hey, cacao bear bear. No, no. Oh, cacao bear. No, no. You respect that, huh? What? I think fuck that, dude. Say hi to me, you fuckhead. There's a lot of people around him. He came to see you. No, no, no. He was there doing his Benefit show. Oh, I thought this was him and Josh Holm were there to see you. Bobby's nicked him in the crowd. Oh, yeah. Were you just like a random fan? Yeah. Oh, wow. I thought about this way differently. What's going on today, dude? Everything I'm saying is not good. Coco Bebe. Coco Bebe. Let me tell you something, guy. Yeah. Go ahead. Rip on me. Let's get it out. Let's get it out. Who are we talking to? I didn't say anything. Yeah, you're a part of it. What did I do? I just said- There's a conspiracy going on. Oh my God, here we go. All right, anyway. Speaking of conspiracy, show the Epstein list. Let's see him. Pull it up. Pull it up. You know who is on the Epstein list, by the way? A bunch of comedic friends of ours, because apparently, I talked to DeRosa about this, he went to go see Dave Attell was doing a taping at the Cellar, and his buddy gave him the lineup that night. So it was like Big Jay Oakerson, like a bunch of guys that he went to go see for a david tell taping it was for a tell and he's like you're gonna love tonight and he listed the names at the cellar and a bunch of people that we know are on it and then derosa goes it's kind of bummed i wasn't on it one of the comments performing that night they went to a party of his or david tell had a taping at the cellar yeah yeah they were doing a tv taping for like a small quick stand-up taping thing that he was doing yeah and epstein was emailing someone his constituents about the show that evening and he was saying you're going to love it tonight. Here's the guys who are on the lineup. Who are on the lineup? You can look it up. It's on there. Wow. It's like Big Jay Ogerson. Was DeRosa on the lineup and he wasn't mentioned? No, he wasn't on the lineup. But he did the show the next night. I see. So he was bummed about that. Yeah. I don't know if you're going to find it. I don't know where DeRosa found it. He said it got pushed around a little bit. Like so many people are on that thing. The Epstein list. Yeah. Yeah. Not the list, but they're just mentioned in emails and this and that. Well, yeah. He knew a lot of people, turns out. Knew a lot of people. Turns out knew a lot of people, dude. You know what's even crazier? I said this today in the car. All these tinfoil hat people that said that, remember Pizzagate? Yeah. And we were like, come on, they're not pizza. What is that? It's all real. It's like 50 pages of people going, can't wait to get more pizza tonight. Pizza party was so good. Wow. You didn't see this? No. Oh, my God, dude. There it is. Comedians in the Epstein list. Go ahead. Zoom in. uh comedy seller jeffrey e lewis j gomez david tell russ maneeve uh sabrina jalise jay okerson and surprise guests wow wow yeah he had a good lineup russ maneeve maybe those comics influenced epstein maybe before this he wasn't even interested in having an island wow so you went to the show he went to go see those guys live yeah he went to go to the comedy seller crazy yeah but pizza was real dude the pizza thing is crazy it's all over the files all you see all the time is like starving for more pizza hey they went to the pizza parlor they went down there's nothing there no dude no no literally pizza was code pizza was code oh yeah but the but but the pizza gate thing was an actual place i know but they were using it because they were using that code they were saying the place wasn't real but it was an it was a code for nasty shit. Look at this. Mention a pizza a thousand times in Epstein Files. New documents reveal. By the way, nobody likes pizza that much, so you know what that is. That's nasty, dude. The pizza is delicious. Not like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't... From now on, I don't like pizza. I hate pizza. What did pizza do? He chose the name. If I was a hot dog, dude if i was a hot dog and they started using hot dog yeah why are you guys bringing me into this whole thing i'd be like but why did you choose hot dog you know my point pete you know why they chose like an empanada you know why they chose pizza why pizza pizza party it's what young people like pizzas that's what they refer to them as pizza parties and you know what's gross they probably did get them pizza yeah that's even more fucked up what's that ice cream i don't know what you're doing here yeah i don't either yeah let's not find a replacement for perversion food yeah yeah the files are the files are just mesmerizing i can't stop reading stuff i can't stop it's so much nasty nasty shit yeah yeah well there's millions of documents i can't go through it all every time a twitter i went through two and i was like i can't do three millions every time on a post pops up on twitter i sit for an hour reading i can't stop yeah it's i'm addicted and to see the come the one that made me laugh the hardest was about elon where he's like get this fucking dork out of here like elon wanted to go to a party and they would let him in wow look at this uh probably just to lula and me whatever how many people would be well his assistant right he like handed off to his assistant was like get this guy the fuck out of here elon tried to get into the party and they wouldn't let him just like he had like a house party or something Yeah, with the lake one You know the lake one? What's the lake? Where he, right? He threw a, sometimes he threw a baby in the lake Yeah, Lake Michigan In Lake Michigan That one's pretty dark It's pretty dark Is that me? Imagine I was the baby in the lake It's a redhead, throw it away Yeah Oh, the world's falling apart, how do you feel? I feel great, I'm on Lexapro Yay! The world's falling apart, get on Lexapro You know, I got my little bit of Ritalin, some Lexapro I think it's pretty good. You're grooving. I'm grooving. I feel pretty good. I feel great. I'm on creatine and I'm on ashwagandha. I'm on CoQ10. I'm working out every day. I'm feeling good. Yeah. But I mean, do you take any medication or anything? For my brain? Yeah. No. I take statins for my heart. You know that. Yeah, I do. Yeah. But did your therapist say? No. I tried. You know, I tried. What's the one? What's the main one everybody does? Zoloft? Zoloft. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I tried that once and it made me so much worse when I was young. Oh, yeah. I hated the way I felt on Zoloft. As soon as I got off of drugs, I felt kind of normal again. The panic was still there, but I felt more human. I felt very robotic. Doesn't that mean you need them? Doesn't it mean I need them that I felt terrible on them? That, like, as soon as you got off them, you felt good. That's what crazy people say. They're like, oh, when I stopped taking my medicine, everything was okay. so i just worry we've had friends that stopped taking medicine yeah yeah i guess we'll see carlos no i feel so much better when i got off of him i took him when i was a young lad when i was in college my senior year and i don't want to take anything else you know what i take i take jesus i take big doses of jesus every morning i pray to my god that you're going to be okay that you're going to be okay and i pray that you're going to be okay too what did cavemen do without medication back in the day like if you had like adhd you know i mean looked around a lot no he's just kind of like you know painting like k painting i think he's distracted by a spider i like that Imagine. This Lexapro is working. Or like, you know what I mean? You had anxiety. There's no Xanax, you know what I mean? How do you explain that to another caveman? You know what I mean? Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Right? I mean, there was no medication. Let's explain. You're a caveman. Give me cave talk about trying to tell me. Convince me that you have depression. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, oh, oh. A little French. A little French. They speak a little bit of... That's how we learned it. Hello. I'm sure language was developed that way. What was the first word? yeah yeah okay when you're going and attacked with someone lying yeah it was emotions it could be oh ow ow yeah yeah nobody knows the first word but somebody had oh look what instinctive sounds many believe that ow and ah surprise we literally just said that because we know no but that's amazing yeah because we're smart yeah we are yeah yeah simple request food this Yo Without hands can you do it Oh oh dude can i do something for you in caveman speak yeah go imagine we around a fire pit and i'm telling you you're my buddy yeah not you i'm talking about you to another guy yeah you're a different guy but i'm talking about bobby okay okay see if you can get this story okay Yes. Let me do you. Let me do you. Let me do you now. Okay. That's good. That's good. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Dude, imagine for the people listening to the podcast and not seeing it. Just in your car. Oh, my God, dude. So funny. That was a good one. You and I would have been great cavemen. I would be the best. The best. But, you know, would we... It would just be you and I... Because of warmth, would we be able... We'd be hugging every night. Our body heat. Yeah, we would never go for women. Yeah. We would never go for women. I would. No chance. No, because back then you got to poof and then drag them by their hair. You wouldn't do that. You were liberal before you could do it. I was liberal. Yeah, you're a liberal. Well, you know what? I would provide. Okay, I'm a woman. Ask me out then as a cavewoman. Porro. Porro. Well, that hurts even in case. Holy shit. That hit hard. That's what I mean. We wouldn't want that kind of rejection. Well, you'd have to laugh again, right? 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There's an image these guys found of like a dat. That's not a door. Brother, that looks like a door to me. That's pretty dory. Yeah, dude, that's a... It's more a hobbit door. Yeah, a Lord of the Rings door. Lord of the Rings door. I don't know how old this is, but I just saw it on the internet. Now you open that? How? You say friend in Elvis. So stupid. But you know, do you remember? No, I don't see it. You don't remember? I didn't see it. Can I explain? Yeah, please. Okay, in Lord of the Rings, right, they're trying to get in the minds of Morir, and there's a door that looks exactly like that, but they don't know how to get in. So they all sit out there for like hours. and then Frodo has a suggestion say right he goes say friend in elvish and she says it and the door opens bullshit friend yeah see look look at that door now go back to the kazakhstan door yeah what it was just found this last year right isn't that what it said 2025 yeah bro you're telling me that's not a fucking doorway zoom into the one on the left that is a that's a man standing outside of it, by the way. Oh, yeah. So what does that got to be? 50, 75 feet up? That's a door, dude. It's just, it happens to look like one. No chance. How is that naturally occurring? They can't even explain it. It doesn't look like it's naturally occurring in the rock. Well, then knock on it. Look. These are two Kazakhstanians. Yeah. We have to go by the door. We will knock on the door. Yeah. Friend in Elvish. Oh, it's pretty. Smelling it. look at it yeah yeah that's a fucking door yeah dude that's not a part of a mountain that's a door yeah wow that's a creepy cave door to something that we don't want to know yeah just knock on it i would never you would never i would knock you'd knock and then you'd run and leave me there yeah yeah yeah yeah some giant comes out Imagine he goes, Bobby Mom? Like, how do you see the show? I'm getting, we have to do, we should do a Bad Friends Abroad where we explore these hidden gems. There's no way that's going to happen. You know how far it takes to get even get there? To Kazakhstan. You'd stop. No, but to get to that door, you have to take a donkey, you know what I mean, and the paraglide, and the zipline. He's getting flights. We can do a non-stop, one-stop, 20 hours. Dude, how boring is Kazakhstan? Oh, it's supposed to be beautiful. Really? Yeah. Also, they're tough people. Hey, let's be nice. There's about 40 people that listen to us in Kazakhstan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I love Kazakhstan. Shout out to Kazis. I love Kazis. Look at that. Great fighter. Look at that. They got a thing with a ball in the face. Oh, it's a good city. Ooh. Ooh. Ladies. Ooh. They're kind of Asian looking, which is what I like. Eastern European has this like right on the border of Mongolian looking. I mean, Kazakhstan is in Asia. Yeah, it is in Asia, but it's still so far eastern. It still grasps a piece of Europe, right? Doesn't it feel like Europe? It's like a combination between Eastern Europeans and Asians, I think. Look at where it is. Doesn't that feel Eastern Europe and Asia at the same time? It's the center. It's huge. Wait, wait. Can you zoom in, please? It's right next to Mongolia, so it's got that. But look, Western Kazakhstan, go way west. Look, it butts up there to what? What is that? What country is next door? Georgia. Yeah, man. You're Eastern Europe, dude. You're kissing it. You're kissing it. Yeah. You're kissing it. Yeah. Like if you look at some parts of Russia, too. Well, Russia spans the map. If you go like way, let's see. East is Asian. West is European. Yes. That's right. Western Russia might as well be, you know, what is that? Like even bleeds into Finland. Imagine the Finn Russians, the Rush Fins. Like in certain parts of Russia, they would think that I was probably Russian. Mongolian. 100% Mongolian. I've seen Russians look completely Asian. Yes. Yeah, the Mongolian one. Mongolian. That's a zinger. Like that. How do you do a Russian-Asian accent? I'm trying to do it right now. I can't even do it wrong. From Russia, we will come from... From Russia, we will come... From Russia, you come to this place. That's really hard to combine. Yeah. From Russia... That's it. From Russia, we have... Maybe. And you say, in Russia... In Russia, we... In Russia... I'm trying. Finish it. Fucking finish it. Hey, man. Sorry, I'm aggressive. It's Alexa Pro. In Russia... Yeah. In Russia, car drives you. in russia in russia called right you that's that's good that's pretty that's a guy that's there yeah that's a man that exists out there in russia somewhere out there yeah but there's like look at all that land up like where there's no big like what happens up there that's the polar vortex of nothingness i mean but people do live out there no rarely yeah yeah no people live out there they i saw this tiktok where there's this rickety train that's cold still by the way we should make a movie called rickety train it's a rickety train with cold still right and the tracks sometimes they have to go out and they fix the railroad tracks right yeah and it's in russia and it's like these small towns and they they herd goat i mean yeah there are people way out there yeah polar express yeah did you yeah did you save your bell did you take your bell on the rickety train. If you listen to the bell, you can hear train coming. Train is bringing new goats. Yeah. That's incredible. It's incredible. What happens if you're like out there and you're and you're like a good looking dude? You can't model. Yeah, you can. Train model. Train model. Uh-oh. You model on the train. They let you walk around from car to car. Oh, I see. If you're a hot guy – Like you're a hot guy. You know you're a good actor, right? Like you just – that's your dream. You got it. You have it. You have it. You're like the Philip Seymour Hoffman, but you look like Brad Pitt, right? Damn. Right. And you got Daniel Day-Lewis skills. You're Daniel Day-Lewis skills. Wow. And you got Haley Joel Osment feet. Why not? Little feet. Yeah, that's little feet, right? And you're like – you're so, so – dress well for what you – And you live in the smallest town in northern Russia. There's no hope. I guess you, but you got to be the hottest guy in a small town. Yeah, but does he go to Moscow and try to do theater? Oh, yeah. Oh, that's what you would do. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Become a dancer or an actor. Yeah. What is that, an international actors agency up there? It was a Russian town agency, but it looked like it was going to spy on us. I could use that. My agents aren't doing shit. Yeah. I could really use a bump. I might as well go to a... What if they wouldn't sign me? You know what I mean? I called her. No. The Mongolian agency would. Kill down there. Yeah, yeah. Why don't you go down... I'm doing commercials with an eagle on my arm. Eagle insurance. Yeah. Those are like... Dude, Mongolians, dude? I mean, did you see Physical Asia? Yeah, we watched that. We talked about that. Yeah, yeah. But the Mongolians, they're tough people. Yeah, they're nuts. They're nuts, dude. Well, Genghis Khan was nuts. My dog. Yeah. Miss you. R.I.P. R.I.P. R.I.P. Genghi. Yeah. Physical Asia. Yeah, the Mongolies are fun. You just thought they were for making fun of. Yeah, yeah. You thought they were dry Eskimos. That guy's huge in the front. Yeah. My God. I think when you live out there, it just toughens you. What's the slang for this Mongolian team? What's the slang? What's the slang? What's the phrase for this team? What? The promotional phrase. What would their phrase be if this was a poster for the Mongolian team? an ad agency what the fuck is going on i got it loaded up what mongolia we got the beef oh that's good mongolia where's the beef yeah we got the beef with you also try mongolian beef right now on special panda express for nine and a hey see if there's hot mongolian women for sure there's probably hot women all over the world i I don't know. I don't think so. Yeah. Hot Mongolian women. Bingo. I mean, you think? Yes. Very bold. Very pretty. For the region, yeah. Yeah. Look at me right now, dude. Yeah, dude. Give me another one. Give me a couple. Yeah, give me a couple. There we go. Yep. Isn't that your aunt? Yeah. Yeah, I guess. There's gotta be. Oh, there's one right there. Third row. Third row. This is Asia and not Europe. Jesus. Yeah, that, her. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. AI. AI. Okay. There we go. There we go. He typed in how. He corrects it usually. How Mongolian woman. Yeah. Oh, there you go. That's Mongolia. Yeah, that's pretty Mongolian. A couple of mountains there in the foreground. Anyway, let's move on. I'm the Mongolian. Yeah, let's get off of Mongo. Yeah, let me zoom in on that girl walking down the street. She's just carrying trash. Severed head in that bag. Crazy. Yeah, what is going on there? Get off of that. Get off it. I'm going to watch Goat. Goat? Please go watch Goat. Coming out. Goat is out. No, when this comes out, it'll be out right now. It's out. Please go see Goat. Are you guys taking us to the premiere? Nope. Yep. It's just me and Andrew are going to go. That's crazy you thought that we would take it to the premiere. Are you going to wear a suit? I thought about it, but it's a basketball movie, so I then thought I should just wear casual clothes. Is that what you're going to do? Yeah, because we've got to have pictures together, and I figured we should just wear street clothes. I'll wear a sports coat. But we never wear sports coats. How about jeans, t-shirts, sports coat? I don't want to wear a collar. I don't think it fucking matters anymore. Okay. You're just going to dress regular? Well, yeah, because who's it for, the photos? Our moms? Oh, yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like at this point in my life. But if everyone's wearing a suit and we're like wearing, you know. How much more rad could that be? I guess. I'll wear a dress. Would you like to wear a dress? Because you know that Nick Kroll is going to wear a suit. Like a purple suit. Yeah. But he's, they're more professional than us, dude. Okay. He's a worked actor. I was literally going to go buy a suit tomorrow. Oh, okay. Buy one. I'm telling you, I'm not going to wear one. Like a black suit. Nice. I have no interest in that. With a black tie. Like look, you know what I mean? I'm saying black a lot. Yeah. I love black people. I'm going to wear a white suit. white tie yeah you have suits I dude let's do suit let do suit can I tell you what a bummer what I tried to put on a suit what a week ago Yeah For my sister wedding coming up Yeah Too fat for that suit So you gave it another one I would have to get a brand new suit. Yeah. I'm too fat for my old suit. I'm 205 right now. Where are we going to go? Where should we go to get a suit? Yeah. Men's Warehouse. Oh. What do you mean? I go to Jimmy Owl's. Jimmy O. Yang has his own fucking suit store? For little people? Oh, yeah. Yeah, that one. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy Owl's. Tom Ford will fix it for you. I'm going to Ronnie Chang's. He's got a suit. Wait a minute. Where would you really go to get a suit if you're really going to get a suit? Give me owls. It's right down the street. Shut up, dude. I swear to God I do. It's a little people store. No, it's for small actors like Seth Green goes. Seth Green goes. Elijah goes. We go. There's headshots of all the little actors. Dude, the Little People Suit Store is so funny. Everything's half off. Hey, do you have size six in these? Like, whoa, Bigfoot, slow down. I think Brad Williams goes. But it's – we've looked it up before, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a real – what's so funny? You have people like – you have obese people that go to like – you know what I mean? Vegan doll. Will you go to Little People Suit Store, please? Yeah, yeah. Will you Google Little People Suit Store? Just the idea is so fantastic. Just the one that I go to, Jimmy Owl's. You're like, $800? There's half the fabric. Little People Suit Store. Jimmy Owl's for men in 5'8 and under. Yeah. Oh, yeah. What? Why is that funny, dude? You're pissing me off. It's so funny because 5'8, you know, is like, whoa, you're tall. 5'8 to the tall section. It's a really nice store, though. Yeah, it looks amazing, dude. You have everything there. Like a dollhouse, yeah. Yeah. Like a what? A dollhouse. That entire store fits in my car. Dude, Jimmy out. Yeah, yeah. Let me see Jimmy. Give it a picture. Where's Jimmy? There he is. He's there. Every time I go on, what's up? Who are the small celebrities that go? Isn't that Seth Green right there? Yeah, Vern. Vern, yeah, Vern. Our dog. R.I.P. Yeah, Vern goes. R.I.P. Vernie. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah, so we all go. I love it there. Yeah. It also – Dude, dude. What's your fucking problem, dude? Why is this so funny? I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Little ties. It's just so cute. Everything's small. It's cute, dude. I like Jimmy O's. Yeah, yeah. I was going to go tomorrow, but – Do celebs that go to Jimmy O's. I want to see the list of celebs that go. It's the Wonder Years guy. What's his name? Who? Brad. Brett Savage. Brett Savage goes. Wait, zoom in. Oh, dude. Martin Sheen, Al Pacino, Wahlberg, DeVito, Pesci, Seth Green, Jason Alexander, David Spade, and Bobby Lee. Yeah, Spade goes. There's a headshot of him. Yeah, so I go there. But can you understand the relief when you go into a place like that and you are 5'4 and you're like, oh, this is for me. It's got to feel good. It feels good. I like that you admit that you're 5'4. for years, this 5-6 game you were playing. Spade. Hello? Hey, you're on Bad Friends with me and Bobby. Where do you go to buy suits? Oh, I don't know. I probably... Be honest. If you're going to get a suit, where do you go? Be honest. I would probably go to Theory or something, but Prada ones are too tight. But what about... You can't lift your arms. But is there a shop that you would go to that's not brand name? don't say like the little short place do you ever go to i went into jimmy house you go to jimmy house i don't know how to say it i wouldn't go into that i wouldn't go into that fucking shithole so wait be honest be honest have you ever shopped at jimmy house I swear to God, I would never go in there even if I had to. Your headshot's on the wall. I saw Bobby walk out with fucking two full bags. You got a couple of fours in volume. All right, love you, buddy. Love you. Bye. Spade. We're plugging Jimmy Oz, man. This is good. Yeah. This is good thing. Marcelo Hernandez would probably go there. No, he'd do custom. Yeah. Yeah, he would do custom. All right. All right, I'll wear a suit if you want to wear a suit. Okay. I'm excited about this premiere. I'm not kidding. I hope the movie's good. Yeah. I'm, like, actually excited for it. I am, too. And I also, that's why I got nervous the other night because I was on the billboard for the new Pixar movie, and I was like, oh, fuck, that's going to bury it. But it comes out end of March. I thought, we're good. We're good. We're good. We'll have some time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't even know what it's called. That one. That one, it looks great. That one looks great. Hoppers. I know. Yeah, that one. Yeah. It looks so cute. Yeah. God, Pixar, they don't miss, do they? They don't miss at all. They just don't miss. Yeah. They just don't. What? What's the shrug face? Yeah. What have they missed? They have missed a couple times. They've missed a couple times. What? Yeah. What? If you're talking percentage-wise. Elia. What's Elia? Elio. Elio. Elio, yeah, yeah. Good Dinosaur, Cars 2. Yeah. Cars 2 was fine. No. Yeah. You're crazy. Cars 2 was fine. Good Dinosaur was fine. Lightyear Brave was good. People don't like that because they're racist. All right, go ahead. Go to Pixar movies. Just do Pixar movies. Their OG was so perfect. Brother, you can't go undefeated. Which was the jazz one they did? Oh, I like it. The Eric Griffin was in it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that movie. Well, he looks like the guy from Eric Griffin. Okay, look. Toy Stories. All of them phenomenal. Finding Nemo. Inside Out. Amazing, I mean. Inside Out. Up. Up. Classic. Coco. Incredibles. Ratatouille. Can you zoom in? Monsters, Inc. Soul. These are all bangers. Yeah, bangers. Turning Red. Wall-E. I love Wall-E. Incredibles. My point is, stop there. Bugs light. Yeah, they killed it. My point is. Yeah, to have that many. Stop it. They're unbelievable. So they make one or two that are not as fun. They're good. They're on fire. They're on fire. But you know who's going to be on more fire? What? From the creators of the Spider-Verse comes Goat. Yeah. the the littlest to make it to the bigs in goat can you do your voice that we do on the movie i don't remember we do announcers in the movie we play what's yours i know you're yeah go ahead do yours uh will steals the ball yeah that's i sound like that i saw it's it's i'm stealing from uh marv albert i sound like marv albert can you do yours what was mine you're uh yours yours like uh you kept going like oh yeah you were like yeah yeah yeah yeah that's it yeah that yeah well take it to the lead that's exactly right yeah yeah also um remember every time we would go in i would go hey can you play it again so we could hear it like what i sounded like because i forget well it's easy to forget yeah because you do the sessions every three fucking months yeah so you don't even know when they happen great fruit plates they really did knock it out with the fruit plates. I mean, you know, sometimes you do ADR, right? And it's like ghetto. You have those short little bottles of water, a brand you've never even heard of. But this one was beautiful cheese and fruit plates. It was really nice. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes you go in there, it's a pack of Newports. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. For your throat. Yeah. It was way better. It was way better. Doing it together was important. We did it together every time. You know they're writing a second one right now. No. I mean I think they make them do that just in case the first one does well. All right. It doesn't mean anything. It just means like if it does really well, I think they're writing the second one. Yeah. Those guys wrote a good movie. How would you feel if you got recast? I'd feel like it would be appropriate. I don't think so because you killed it. No, for big – they'd want a name. This is the thing. If they want a big name, they'd recast us for like – they'd be like – and the announcers are played by – We're pretty big. Key and Peele. No. We're not Key and Peele. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're not Key and Peele. That's what I mean is like if they wanted to upgrade, they could easily upgrade. Yeah. And that's fine with me. Not for me. I don't care, dude. Yeah, not for me. I'm entry level. I'm down there. I'll take it. Hey, man, I'll park the cars. No, you won't, dude. I'll get out there and park the cars. I used to love valeting. I valeted. It's so funny. You try to play this like I'm a struggling guy and then you're at the highest level. I'm not a struggling guy. I just don't mind that if someone replaced me, I wouldn't care. You're the most high class guy I know. He's down to earth though. I'm on the earth. Who's that more down to earth, Andrew or me? Andrew. You walk right into that. And you're being real. Oh, stop it. No, no. Stop it. There's no way. Stop it. There's no way. You know what? We both live so bad. You both are really, really down to earth. No, that makes me so mad right now. All right. Especially with the way what McClellan did. 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Grinding is not what most people think. What do you mean? This is what I've been playing. What is it? Ratchet and Clank. Oh, yeah. It's really good. People are playing Ark Raiders. Eric Griffin's like, hey, have we downloaded it yet? I'm like, I don't want to play with you. What? You guys got to get up, get out, and do something, man. This is crazy, dude. It's too much time dedicated to a thing that doesn't mean anything. It means everything. It means everything When you go to a planet You gotta survey the whole thing You know what I mean? All the minerals and rocks How about this? Analyze all the animals and stuff How about do it at times When it's helpful for your Your circadian rhythm Okay How about do it in the middle of the day? Okay What I'm gonna say to you is this What else is there to do? What do you mean? Write your next hour God, you're telling right now, dude You wanna get defeated? I'll crush the bones in your face I got some stuff for you Meet up with people, hang out, go have a lunch Go do a writing session, go exercise Go see things that you've never seen before Get up, get out I went to my fifth VR thing the other day By myself I'm in the VR suit I'm trying to do things I was in Sherman Oak By myself Why don't you ask anybody to come with you? No one wanted to go and they were like You're solo? You're spending hundreds of dollars just by yourself. And after about 44 minutes, I eat alone. You know what I mean? At that little plaza there. I went to Dan Noodles. Self-induced. This is me, right? Self-induced. You can call me. What else is there to do? I'll go to the Wii Spa. I'm alone, naked, in a spa. I'm alone. Call anybody. All the time. Never calls me. Yeah. Every once in a while, Gene will be like, let's go to, you know what I mean? Young King. So we go to Young King, eat sweet and sour pork. Why aren't you trying to go meet up with chickadoos? Nobody wants to hang out with me. That's bullshit, dude. I've seen your fucking raya. What I'm saying is that this is me for life. A 13-year-old white boy in the mall? Yeah, yeah. My point is that what else is there to do? Go hang out with people. You just don't reach out. You don't want to reach out. You want people to reach out to you. I mean, the texts I get today, it's like – I mean, there was one thing. Marcelo called and was like, you want to eat dinner at 6.30, but I had this. You know what I mean? But I would have done that. Tomorrow night, I'm going to hang out with the girl that I'm seeing. Everyone knows her. Nobody knows her. I mean, you know her personally. Yeah, but I'm saying the humans don't need to know. I don want anyone to know But my point is that So I do some things but it like And then this weekend we going to go to the premiere That going to be fun That will be fun Friday That me getting out But at night I going to go home You know what I mean? If that's what you need, that's what you like, that's what you like. I don't know what's going on, but I'm recording – Does she like the video game thing? Well, this is what I do. You wait until she goes to sleep. And I wait. I know you do. I lay there and I wait. You little bad boy. I know you. And if I hear a – right? I slowly get out. Right? and I go to my little cubicle and I start playing. And they'll still wake up and it's like, it's seven in the morning. When I have breakfast, I haven't slept yet. Right, and then there's that thing. And then does she get mad? People get mad. People get mad. I think it's destroyed every fucking relationship I've ever had. And yet here you are. Yeah, women don't get it. You get it? Nobody gets it. He takes care of a baby, this guy. He's got baby on his mind. Yeah. Are you going to have another baby? Too much work. I feel like it's coming. It's too much work. I feel like it's coming. Because you feel... You got to have two. Yeah. I have to have two? Well, they can watch each other. Yeah. You got to put one... Make one stare at the other one. Dang, I need a race, Bobby. Okay. You do such a great job here. We'll consider it. Do we really? We're not going to do that, are we? Yeah. Give him a race. This guy's editing. I don't want him to fucking... Yeah, but there's no one that edits better than me. You think we can't find someone? I don't think... Hey, out there in the bad friends world, let's get a good editor. I think that you're great. Don't email us. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, don't email us. It won't open. Carlos. I'm deleting everything. I couldn't imagine life without growing it with my brother. Your brother Steve. Yeah. How about your sister? Yeah. You can't imagine life. You're much older. Yeah, but I imagine life. I can't imagine life without it. I can't. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And were you saying that the same with Fancy? Yeah, I think that – No, he's not saying he cannot imagine life with me. He's saying to have another kid. No, I can't imagine life without you. I'm real. At this point in our lives, I can't imagine life without you. I love you that much. Thank you. Right? You're mean to me, but I love you that much. Right? I did fight for him to get a raise today. He has no idea. I did. You did? I did. And then what happened? We're going to see. Okay. We're going to see what happens. I see. And you. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Not you. Not you. Scum. Trash. Pig. But you know, I would fight for you, McCone. Even though you don't fight for me, I would fight for you. McCone has, not only has McCone not fought for you, he goes against you often. I know he does. As much as he can. Yeah, I know he does. Now, if you call him to go play video games, he would be there. He would be there in a heartbeat. You know, I saw a guy, I watched a guy get his car keyed yesterday, and it was crazy to watch. That doesn't bother me. A guy keying his car. I watched the guy Key a guy's car I key my own car Like who cares Well yeah you do That's insane You know what that's the thing This is what You guys with your cars Huh I'm talking about macho men You know what I mean Macho macho man Macho man I'd like to key A macho man's car I'm just saying But a little Fender bender A little key You know what I mean You guys go apeshit No this guy scratched The whole of his car And what Does the car still run It broke the engine. It's just a shitty thing to do. It is a shitty thing to do. But it's crazy to see it. But is it fighting? Huh? My name is – let's say I'm a guy. Yeah. All right. We'll pretend. My name is Tango. Hello, Tango. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you catch me keying your car. Yeah. Yeah, with a razor blade. Okay. Interesting choice. All right. Well – Usually you'd use a – A Romulan life. Or a thing that's in the word. Perhaps a key? No, I don't use keys. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I use, you know what I'm going to use? A tweezer. That might fuck it up. Yeah, because it's two. Yeah, double. You get two scrapes. And I'm doing it. Is that fighting? Do I fight you? Yeah, do you fight me? Do you physically assault me? Well, here's the problem. I know you are mentally unstable. No, I'm Tango. I'm Tango. Correct. No, Tango. I work at Kinko's. Tango is of sound state and mind. Yeah, and I'm a manager at Kinko's. You know what I mean? I have a dog. Well, you're bummed because Kinko's is closing down, so obviously you're upset. Yeah, I am a little upset about that. Right. But I just didn't like your vibe. Oh, you keyed my car. Yeah, so I just keyed it with tweezers. Are they fighting? No, I light the Kinko's on fire. Oh, you do? Yeah, I come back. It's not my store. I just manage there. No, I know. You don't have a job there anymore then. Yeah. And then every time you get replaced to another Kinko store, I light that one on fire. I'm sorry. I got a job offer from Michael's. Can I go to Michael's? I light that whole fucking thing out. That's flammable. It's all paper. Yeah. I'm in the Velcro section. Of Michael's. I'm lighting every business you go to. And Magic Marker. On fire. Yeah. Every business you work at, I'm lighting it on fire. Okay. To make sure that you never work again. I don't owe those. Then I steal your dog. Oh, now that's wow. While you're at work at Michael's, I steal your dog. Really? Yep. You know what I do? What do you do? What? What? I steal your coffee machine. Brother. Yeah, not good. You got me. No, I steal. You got me good. Yeah, yeah. No, you keep my car and steal your dog. You know what? I break your wife's ankle. Which one, left or right? Both. That's good. Yeah, one would have been easy to deal with. What are you going to do, dude? I'm going to kidnap your brother. Wait, now we're getting personal. You said my wife! Oh, that's true. Yeah. But Tango's saying it. Okay, how does Tango know? Yeah. Fucking Wikipedia did. You're famous. Tango has a wife. Yeah. I mean, Tango has a brother. Yeah, Tango has a brother. Mango. Yeah. I kidnapped Mango. Mango. I don't like Mango. Well, good. I'm going to kill him. Sell him for parts. Yeah. Steal his organs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Was that okay? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to sell his organs. I'm going to light the wedding on fire. Your sister's wedding. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why? Don't go to arson. That's my thing. Oh, that is? I light fires. Yeah. You know what? Agent Orange. That's... No. My thing again. That's your thing. I'm going to fly a little tiny plane, a Buddy Holly plane, over your sister's wedding. Agent Orange. They'll think it's a wedding gift from me. Yeah. The discombobulator. That's right. Neutralized Russian and Chinese radar missile systems. Is Agent Orange... What does it do? Well, it killed a lot of people. It was awful. It was terrible. Yeah, it seized up your whole body. It's like shut down your organs, right? It affects multiple systems, leading to various cancers, prostate and lung, nervous system disorders, Parkinson's, neuropathy, heart disease, diabetes. It was incredible. It was just like huffing the most toxic chemical in the world. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Yeah. What movie was that? Platoon. No. No. Apocalypse Now. Apocalypse Now. Yeah. What are you going to get me from, what are you going to get my sister for her wedding as a gift. She does expect... I don't think I'm invited to the wedding. Yeah, she was going to invite you. Are you being real? Mm-hmm. If I get invited to the wedding, I'll go. Will you really? Yeah. What kind of gift would you give? Don't they have the thing where you... The registry? Yeah, I go to a website. You know where they're registered? Where? Jimmy Oz. Yeah, well, then I'm going to get a lot of things. Or their child. Would they have a child? She would flip her shit if you showed up to the wedding. I would go. It's so far away. You're not going to do it. Are you going? To my sister's fucking wedding? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, it'll keep me away from the video games. It'll be fucking fun as shit. Yeah, I want to go. It's going to be amazing. The resort is sick. I want to go. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Like, I don't want it to pass and then you go, you're going to say, oh, I didn't think you were going to go. I'll talk to her. She would never think you would go. I would 100% go. And I'd be polite. Of course you would. You'd be the best. My family would lose their mind to see you there. I would love to go. Yeah. When are we going to go to your wedding? I am excited to walk you down the aisle You think that you're My best man? Your dad walks you down the aisle You're the bride Your dad's dead You think the best man walks you down the aisle? That's so funny That is a Bobby wedding What is the best man? First of all I would be 100% one of your best men How many is there? Six? You can have as many as you want, it's your choice Your brother would be in there Me Yeah Gene Yeah This is right now At this date yeah Any celebrity Steven Tyler Michael Bay Michael Bay Maybe I would ask Michael That'd be cool He blows up your wedding Yeah who would be my best man It'd be Gene McCona would be the ring bearer Probably my sponsor Yeah you'd have to have him Yeah get him Also bring Danny up My old sponsor You'd have to bring Danny Yeah. It'd be crazy if the bachelor party is just us watching and play video games for seven hours at night. We just sit in a hotel room. We get a really nice hotel suite. Where do I do it, though? Your wedding? Yeah. I know. Something exotic. No. People can afford to go, too. Exotic, affordable is tough. It is? It's usually not affordable if it's exotic. But to go to an island, you know what I mean? Like Topanga. Right. Right? Topanga from Boy Meets World? My code couldn't go to Topanga. We'd have to pay for it. I'm not paying for... I mean, you got to pay for yourself. You know how much the wedding is going to cost? You know where you should do your wedding? Where? Hawaii. Soul. In my heart. In your heart? Is that what you mean? Yeah. All Korea. Yes. Too expensive. You thought I meant your soul? Actually, you know what? I thought we were going to have it right in here. In my heart. That's beautiful. I know for a fact you would have a wedding in Hawaii 100%. I think Hawaii. There's no doubt in my mind. Yeah, there's no doubt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He would have it in Hawaii. It's easy. People can get there. West Coast for sure, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But who would you know on the East Coast that you would invite anyway? Do you have any friends that live East? I would invite Attell. He would never go. I know he wouldn't. In a million years. Yeah, I would invite. They wouldn't come. Comics, you say? Yeah. Yeah. There's no other comics. Yeah. The East Coast comics. Like DeStefano? He would go 100%. Yeah. Giannis Giannis Papas Yeah One of the best Giannis for sure He'd show up Giannis Greek freak Chris Let's see Austin guys Adam Egert Would you invite Rogan I would He wouldn't come I bet you he would If he got invited I guarantee you he'd come Adam Egert I love Egert Yeah He would go He would go Who else From Austin Shane You'd invite Shane Yeah he wouldn't come Yeah why wouldn't he I would invite him Why wouldn't he come If he's too busy Yeah Tom and Bert Yeah Tom and Bert Which one first though? Don't put me in this situation Don't put me in this situation That was a good one You almost said it Do you have a choice? Huh? I would send it out exactly at the same time Yeah yeah And no girls? Oh yeah yeah These are all guys Yeah I would invite Esther Andrea Jin Andrea Jin Kalilah Yeah I would invite Kalilah should do the wedding She should do the what is that? Be the pastor? Yeah, whatever. Or the ceremonial person. Probably Catbird. So new to you. Yeah, but she's pretty close. Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I took her and Joey Cerrone down to San Diego. Fantastic. Yeah. She's great, right? They both did great. He did great, too. Do you know that kid? Yeah, Joey's great. Very funny. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they both did great. Yeah. Shout out to those guys. Comedy Store is on the move. Got a lot of young talent down there. Oh, in Hollywood? Comedy Store. Yeah, yeah. There's some great people. The door guys, or a lot of door guys. Some great ones. I think it's fun that the girls call themselves door guys. Yeah. They introduce, they'll go, hi, I'm a door guy at the comedy store. Yeah. It's like a fun little title I never had. I wish I did. Can I tell you what happened the other day at the store? No. It's crazy. Oh, oh, oh. Yeah, yeah. I can't. Oh, yeah. I can't. I can't. I can't explain what happened through the cave. this is crazy comedy cave we should start a comedy comedy cave and you got to do that up there so i'm at the comedy store and there's a door guy there i've never talked to in my life and he comes up to me and he goes um can i talk to you i go yeah sure i don't know his name you don't know who this person i've seen him around he seems very nice sure and he goes hey if you want to ever get together and talk about jesus christ shut up shut up who said that i swear to god it happened you don't know who it is though i do know oh okay yeah yeah and i go what that's right and he goes yeah i mean if you you want to get together and talk about the lord you know i mean i would really like that you know sounds nice yeah and i go okay you don't want to do it and i am i came this close to calling Peter Shore and getting him fucking fired. No, I don't know. It felt intrusive. Yeah. Because if you don't have like a relationship with somebody and that's your opener, that's your opener. Like we've never talked about anything. Yeah, but maybe that means a lot to him and you mean a lot to him. So these two things can combine. So what you're saying to me is I should take him up. Give it a chance. Let Jesus into your heart. Into your soul, South Korea. Let Jesus into your soul, South Korea. All right, so you're at the Comedy Store. Yeah. I'm a new door guy. Yeah. I don't know you at all. Yeah. Santino. Get the fuck away from me. That's what I'm saying. No, no. Santino. Hey, what's up, brother? I'm Bobby Mum. Oh, yeah, what's up, man? Yeah, it's fun, right? It's good stuff. Yeah, thanks, man. Yeah, yeah. I love it. Yeah, good. Yeah, yeah. Thanks. Do you have my keys for the car? Yeah, I do, but can I talk to you about something first? Oh, what's up? Yeah. Do you know Allah? Yeah. Yeah. I'm a Christian, so I don't. I'd love to tell you. As a Muslim, I'd love to tell you about him. I'd go this way. Do you know what I'm doing? Diversion. I'd go this way. Diversion. Yeah, yeah. Smart. Yeah. Do you know Buddha? Yeah, I know Buddha. Yeah. I know Christian. Oh. Do you want to talk about the Lord? Jesus. Yeah. I'd love to. Yeah. Tomorrow? Today. Like tomorrow? You want to have lunch? No, I'd like to do it right now. Let me stay. I'm going to stay. Come on, get in my car real fast. And you would... Take your shirt off. Get in my car. Let's talk about Jesus. There's no way you would allow that to happen. I would if he was interesting enough. If the dude was interesting enough, I'd chat with him. Do you guys believe that he would do that? Be real. No way. There's no way, dude. Running out of this. There's no way. Fuck you guys, dude. What are you trying to fucking put out there? That you're an everyday man? I would. I'm not going to talk to a door guy? What are you talking about? Of course I will. I talk to the door guys all the time. Unless the door guy's name is Taylor Swift. You would do it. Yeah, yeah. If Taylor at... Yeah, you would do it. No, I talk to door guys all the time. If someone said I want to talk to you about Jesus, I'd say, what do you want to talk about? I would talk to him. What do you mean? What are you talking about? If he said that, I'd go, what do you mean? You're the most intimidating guy at the store. That's not fucking true. Yeah, people go... They tremble. You're making a bullshit. Yeah, because remember that one... Right? No, but the store guys, I'm nice to all those guys. Ask any store guy. Ask any door kid. I'm nice to all of them there's not one of them that's like no he's mean I will say I'm excited for the Goat movie so please this will be out so please go watch Goat it premieres out in theaters February 13th is that right? I think that's the date February 13th all over the United States of America and it's going to be all over the world so if you're in China please go see Goat they got into China that's a big deal because right they don't let anybody go over there now well let's hope and let's hope that you like our performance. We're in it a lot. We're in it a good amount. I'm also listed on the IMDb. I'm listed as you. I think it says Andrew Santino plays Bobby. Am I even listed at all? You are, but yours has your character. Oh. I don't know why for some reason. Bobby Lee plays voice. Andrew Santino voice. Oh, they must have fixed it because it originally said Bobby. Jennifer Hudson jelly roll. Hey, look at the people that are in there, huh? Wow. Aisha Curry. Go up top though. Those are the other ones. of the Nick Kroll, Gabrielle Union, Caleb McLaughlin plays Will, David Harbour, Jennifer Lewis, Patton Oswalt, and Steph Curry. Wow. So cool. It's a pretty cool combo. It'll be fun. Well, please go see it. Go check it out. Thank you for being a bad friend. Thank you for being a bad friend. Woo Yeah