The Family Is LIVE In Indianapolis For Final Four Weekend Day 1 | Mostly Sports EP 622 | 4.3.26

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During the tournament, give $5 off your next Bonchon.com order of $30 or more with code Madness. Restrictions apply. Offer valid only at Bonchon.com for a limited time with code Madness. Welcome to Mostly Sports presented by Body Armor Flash IV. I'm Mark Titus. He is Brandon Walker. It's Friday. It's April 3rd. We are live from God's country. What's that? It's 30 minutes away from Indianapolis. Yeah. Just soaking in the downtown air of... We're live from almost downtown Indianapolis. Well, not really though. Not even almost. We're almost close enough to see the people who are staying almost downtown. Listen, we're closer than we were yesterday at this time. That's true. We are closer than we were yesterday. Are you sure? Very true. No, I'm not. I'm not at all. We're here. Does it feel like the final 40, Yukonner? Not quite yet, but I think we'll... A Dollar Tree across the street? Once we get to Barstow Live, once we get to downtown, downtown, then I'll be feeling it. Right now, we are going to do mostly sports. Yes. Mostly sports. As always, presented by Body Armor Flash IV, the official rapid rehydration drink of March Madness. Flash IV is packed with electrolytes delivering faster, longer lasting hydration without any artificial dyes, flavors, or sweeteners, whether you're training, traveling, or just feeling the heat. Work hard, hydrate hard. With Body Armor Flash IV, the official rapid rehydration drink of March Madness. Grab it at 7-11. What do you want to talk about, Brandon? I'm a little mad. I'm mad at these two and Cody and TJ. I'm a little angry with them. I think I know where you're going with this, and I agree. Yeah, you do agree. I don't know. We haven't discussed this, so if you do, that's very... Want to say it on three? Yes. One, two, three. They all work great. They all work great. Yeah, so we said the same thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They all work great. They all work the exact same thing. We took our semi-annual, annual, mostly sports team picture last night. Me and Mark, as the bosses of the show, were obviously at the top of the stairs. Me and my green looking good, him and his, I believe, beige or tan. Little, little, little, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go. I had a nice tasteful layering going on. And yet, all anybody sees when they look at our new picture is gray, gray, gray, gray. Yes. That's all it is. Gray, gray, gray. They think we're the gray show. They think we're mostly gray. We didn't coordinate well enough. Yeah, you're right. Do you have any thoughts about this? Yeah, well, I wore my outfit because I was trying to get some numbers last night, so I was trying to make connections, get connections. You wore the logo quarters, though, to the nice steakhouse we went to, which I thought was interesting. Connor, you wore, you said your second best pair of joggers? No. Right. What was your best pair? My best pair of joggers? My best pair of joggers. Okay. To the really nice steakhouse we went to. Listen, there were people in this establishment who were dressed much more casual than me. What would Harry and Izzy have said? I don't know. If they walked out and saw you in their establishment wearing your second best joggers. I just know that I packed my best outfit for Easter Sunday and I didn't want to potentially ruin, and I did get marinara sauce on my joggers last night. So thank goodness I didn't wear my nice khakis that I'm going to be wearing on Easter Sunday. So I saw you in the gym this morning, not to brag, but Connor and I did. What did we eat last night that had marinara sauce? It was Cody's ravioli. Okay. I forgot we had child wheels. Cody's ravioli. I had a bite of that. Were you or were you not wearing the exact same joggers in the gym that you wore to the steakhouse last night? I was wearing the same joggers. I was wearing them. That's my point. And that's my point. When Connor Griffin says I'm going to a nice steak dinner and when Connor Griffin says I'm going to go walk on the treadmill in the gym. He grabs the exact same pair of pants. No, no. The exact same pair of pants. Part of that too was the fact that we got into town and then we only had about 15 or 30 minutes to make it from checking in here at the hotel to then. You checked in before Mark. Correct. But then I had to have ironed my pants. What happened? I was really going to go about like getting ready for a nice dinner and I just had the joggers there and I was like sure, I'll wear them. What happened to the Connor Griffin line of thinking that you dressed for the last thing of the day? I thought that's how you, that's also what the three hour car ride in the midst of that and you want to make sure that you're comfortable. Anyway, I think we're in the wheel. Gray, gray, gray, gray. All gray. And I think we're actually bearing the lead on the story of this picture. Yeah. Which is that Ebo did a lot of. I had no idea that Ebo slipped off to the bathroom. Yeah. I forgot about that too. People were saying that. I didn't think it was that bad. I thought that was totally. They're a bit dilated for sure. You were always having a good time. Listen, I'm just really happy, really happy Josh on one MVP, right? So you, you, you, you after that did go downtown to Andy. Yes. You just got back, but you went to downtown Andy and you went to the pumps party. I did go to the pumps party. You saw the whole, the whole thing. Boots on the ground at the pumps party. So what was it like? It is a fever dream in there. Great ratio. If you want to hang out with other dudes, if you are into basketball coaches, yes. Great ratio of basketball coaches there. My number one takeaway initially, and this is just for me, is that everyone there is really, really tall. Yeah. They're basketball players. You also feel that when you go to like Culver's or the Dollar Tree. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is messed up, man. This was a tag team from Ohio State and Jack McCarthy scum bag. Oh no. Who is this guy? I think he's an Indiana basketball manager or something like that. Yeah. Huh. Yeah. Yeah, it was fun. Yeah. The pumps party was just, it's a lot of Rico Bosco going up and just like sniping a guy that he sees from across the room and like just going up and being like, oh, I know this guy. He's the assistant at Sienna. What are the famous coaches or just like the assistant coach at Sienna? There were some famous coaches there, at least when I got there. Rodney Terry was there. He looked fantastic. Really? Yeah. He looks good. Amazing. Yeah. What is he doing now? I don't know. We're in Turtle Necks. He looked fantastic. Just walking around wearing Turtle Necks. Yeah, he looked good. Where is he? Look him up. What's Rodney Terry up to? Is he on the staff somewhere? Let's see. Don't just look like he's a scout or an analyst. He looks good. Yeah. Fantastic. Yeah. Shout Sean who watches the show. He bought me around drinks last night. Shout Sean. Okay. Yeah. That's one thing about the pumps party that I think is maybe confused. You still have to pay for your drinks in there. Oh. So is that a party? You pay for the ticket to get into the party. Is that really a party then? Yeah. And then you have to buy drinks when you get in there. You pay for the ticket to get into the party. Correct. You pay for the access. Oh, he's a scout for the Pelicans. There we go. Rodney Terry. Rodney Terry. And you pay to get in. Yeah. You just went to a bar. Yeah. You went to a bar with the cover charge. The public bar. Yeah. Okay. There weren't even that many famous people you said. It was mostly people that are trying to meet the famous people. Yeah. They might have actually had a different party. Probably. That you all are in advice. Or maybe. Staying away from the people that want to meet the famous people. They might have gotten there earlier or something like that. Yeah. But they weren't that many. That's probably what it was. Yeah. Famous people are usually the first ones. They left right before you guys got there. You just missed them. I did. Did Rico give any insight to the ends to his means? Like is he just collecting like it's Pokemon or is there like a plan? I don't know. I'm asking the wrong guy. I should ask Tate. Yeah. Tate might have better insight to it. Because I never really understand that. Like I understand. What's his end game? I understand why a man might be compelled to network in the college basketball space. But Rico never does the things that the people that I know who network do. Which is to say try to get a job in coaching. Try to leverage your relationships to have them as guests on shows and shit. Yeah. He just kind of collects the numbers and then text them good game, right? Yeah. I think he just has the numbers for his own personal use. His content is in the Ricoverse. How does he monetize this himself? It doesn't want to monetize. No. It is only for Rico. It's just for his own entertainment. For 9.30 at night when a game goes off he can text the coach tough loss and the coach text back thumbs up or something like that. And that's it. That's it. That's all he wants. That's all he wants. Yeah. He's been down in his luck a lot at times in this company. He's been pouty at times or upset. I have never seen Rico Bosco happier than he is at the Pumps Party. They weren't there. He just goes. He's just grinning ear to ear the whole night. He's loving every interaction. We maybe need to build a Pumps Party in the office that he can just go to every day. You want to make the whole office out of the Pumps Party? Yeah. It's therapy for him. Yeah. When he gets worked up too much and he becomes like a danger to everyone around him. We release the assistant coaches. Yeah. The rehearsal. We throw. It's like throwing a net on a wild animal. It's like four assistant coaches and a quarter zips. And we're just like in a helicopter above him and we try to like time it right and push the assistant coaches out. Nathan Fielder doing the rehearsal for Rico Bosco coaching. That would be good. Interactions would be fantastic. Connor, I would like for you at some point this week because we're in downtown Indianapolis. Right in the heart of it. Close to it. Right in the heart. So. Crossroads of America. Could you hang around these parties or these or outside these parties and get a video of a famous coach leaving a party and you screaming the North for a members? I could try. Okay. Yeah. I totally will. That video wasn't bad. Coach Carrell. Cal. North for a member. That could actually be like Wisconsin beat Kentucky. Yeah. In 2015 in Indianapolis. That actually might play. You know, we'll try it out. We'll see what happens. What do you think of the what's what college is the North? The North. Minnesota. Minnesota probably. Yeah. Minnesota, Wisconsin probably. Yeah. I would think of as the North. Yeah. Michigan call themselves the team up north. Is that a thing? No, that's what Ohio State calls. Oh, shit. Sorry. Michigan actually calls themselves the champions of the West, right? And their fight song. Yeah. Which is they don't when Michigan was good at football. That was as far as far west as the country. We're fucking dominating the West Coast. Man, imagine, imagine discovering America or being one of the first ones to go West in America and getting to like the Great Lakes and being like, I made it. Yeah. Holy shit. I can see where you might think that. Uh-huh. You get to the Lake Michigan from the East Side. You're like, fuck. Yeah. This is the next. I'm not going any further. As far as as cold as fuck. I'm going to kill a buffalo and wrap myself inside. The Tonka. The one thing that I haven't seen so far and there was news that there was going to be a Michigan takeover and everything. Haven't seen a single Michigan fan here yet aside from Michael Greer and that doesn't even really count. No, no Michigan fans in sight in this vicinity. Have you seen? Well, have you seen anybody though? Because we are again in the middle of nowhere. Like we're just seeing. We're not in Indianapolis. Have you seen any acknowledgement around these parts that the Final Four is going on? Just one hour down the road. The, uh, the, the, the, the lady who brought me a couple of apple juice this morning did say yes. The Final Four is coming up and you should be excited sweetheart. And that was pretty much it. She lets you know that it was coming up. I've seen people walking around the hotel that are wearing their, their team's gear, you know. And guys, guys from other schools, but none of the Final Four schools. Yeah, but no, of course not. How was your breakfast? What's where was this? I saw you guys sent this to the chat. We don't know what hotel this was. That's pretty awesome. I bet that's downtown. And that's, and that's why Indy's the best. That's what, uh, when we go to Indy, I think we might be able to go tomorrow. I think there's a shuttle going to Indy tomorrow. Well, Barstow lives at five o'clock today. We'll have to leave right after. Oh, well, we'll leave right after and get down there. You guys will see for yourself. I mean, Indy is a great city and, uh, can't wait to get there. I do like this. It doesn't make sense to the audience at all. They don't give a shit, but we're so far away. We're just so far away. And the only reason it matters, I don't really don't care because whatever. I'm not, I'm like, it's a nice hotel. We've got nice rooms. Yeah. I'm not going to the pumps party. The only reason I, I'm sensitive to it is just because I've spent months talking about how great India is as a host because it's so walkable. I was like, the number one thing is you just get to your hotel and everywhere you want to go is just a few blocks away. You could just pop, you just walking around. It's, it's incredible. And then, uh, the exact opposite happened, but that's okay. Um, I'm still having a great time. We're having a great time. Are we? Thank you for dinner. By the way, I didn't get a chance to thank you. Oh, you're welcome. Connor, I think I was happy to pick up half that tab even though I had no business doing that. Even though I shouldn't have done that at all actually as I look back on it, even though me picking up half that tab is actually kind of fucking horseshit because I didn't owe you guys dinner at all in any way, shape or form. So yeah, thank you for noticing. We appreciate that. I did pick up half the tab, not just like a little bit of the tab, not just like, you know, like Moresh came to dinner and you know, we like Moresh. By the way, why did Moresh come to dinner? Yeah. Moresh, Moresh isn't on this show, but Moresh came to the dinner and you know, there might be some line of thinking that's like Titus, maybe you pick up like Moresh, maybe you pick up the Moresh tab, maybe you pick up like the Cody tab, who is Cody really on this show? We don't know. You know, maybe there was some sort of that and like Brandon will pick up like the guys who are actually in the studio every day. He'll pick up that. No, that's not what happened. It was just split right down. Like to point out that I said, I said, give me the check. I'll take care of it all. You said, no, I need the points. That's not what I said. Yes, I did. I want the points. No, you said, I'll take care of it all and you Venmo me. That is what you said. I said, oh, you lying bulls***. I'm not Venmoing you. No, if I'm going to pay for half of it, I want the points. Goddamn it. You did not say Venmo. I never said the word Venmo. You said, no, you said, I'll take it. You just Venmo me and I was like, no, I know what's going on. I said, I'll take it. Okay. Well, I thought that's what you said. Point points were definitely said at some point. I said points because you said, I thought you said that you'll pick up the tab, but then I can Venmo you whatever. No, I said I'll pick up the tab. You said Venmo. I didn't say Venmo. Cody played the tape. I said, here's just give it to me because it wasn't that bad. And I was like, okay, well, I'll just take care of it. And you said, no, I need the points. Have you recovered from the shrimp cocktail? Nobody told me the shrimp cocktail was spicy. It was a weird spicy too. I wouldn't even classify it as spicy. It's just like a shock. It's like chemicals. But you put it in. Chemicals in your nose. It's boom. And then it kind of goes away. It goes away. It's good. I thought it was a delicious dinner. It's very close to the feeling of like smelling salts. Yes. Of your nose. Sure. And not really spice. Sure. Now, what are you going to do this weekend to make your trip worth it? Probably follow Connor around. And I'm also me and Muresha working on the documenting Michael Greer's adventures through Indianapolis. Is he a coward? What do you mean? Well, I was told that Michael Greer was going to be on our Friday show. That's a great point, Brandon. I was also told that. And he is a Michigan fan who was a long champion nine and nine is benched obviously. Did he bench himself out of respect for nine? Is that what happened? Where is where? I just don't know. He was eating breakfast in our hotel. He did come over to our hotel to eat breakfast this morning. He's not staying in our hotel. No. And he said he got poked to death. He said, yeah, he said there was too much pulp in his orange juice. He got poked to death. So. And this is what we're talking about. Michael Greer out with pulp. This is a nightmare situation. We got too much pulp. And the fucking orange juice. Get that coward in here. Okay. I have a Michigan basketball question. Did you take a video, by the way, of Brandon eating the shrimp cocktail? DJ, was that? Not yet. Not yet. Has it hit him yet? Now it's hitting him. He's grabbing my knee. You just had no idea. I had no idea. I took the shrimp cocktail right down the face. So this is the St. Elmo. This is St. Elmo's. We were at Herion Izzy's, which is the same company, I believe. It's the easier one to get into. It's the more casual St. Elmo. But they have the St. Elmo shrimp cocktail. You ate the St. Elmo shrimp cocktail. So they put the stuff on top of the shrimp. And it's... It'll get you. It's fiery. It'll get you. Yeah, it got me pretty good. I enjoyed it, though. Once I brushed it off and didn't take it right down the face, what's your Michigan basketball? I wanted to ask you this, Brandon, because you're the only one here that was alive for it, the Fab Five, in the early 90s. So Michigan is in the final four. Michigan... If you talk to Michigan fans, they are the runaway favorite to win this national championship. And yeah, we might be a few days away from Michigan winning a national championship in basketball, Brandon. Yeah. So with that in mind, I feel like a lot of media-type people are looking back on the last great Michigan basketball team. The last era of Michigan basketball that got people really excited. They just skipped past the entire John B. Liner. Where they played for a national title. Where they played for a national championship. They made it just as far as the Fab Five did. They also made another final four. They played for two national championships, right? They lost to Louisville and they lost... Villanova. Yeah, did they? 2018? Or was that the final four? That was final four, right? That was final four. They made two final fours. I'm sorry. They got smacked by Villanova in the final four. But anyway, they made two final fours. We'd go all the way past that. We land right at the Fab Five. And what's fascinating to me and is interesting to me, and I need help explaining this. In 1989, the Michigan Wolverines won the national championship when Glenn Rice scored the most points in the history of the NCAA tournament for one individual player. That's right. That was three years before the Fab Five. This was not like... This didn't happen in 1954. This happened in 1989. This happened right... This was the exact same era as the Fab Five. This was the exact same era. Why does the Fab Five... When Michigan basketball is good, why does everybody rush to shine a spotlight on the Fab Five? Why have I not heard Glenn Rice's name really talked about? Why is Glenn Rice not in front of my face? Why do when I turn on the television are people not talking about Glenn Rice and the 89 Michigan team? It's a good question because the Fab Five played in 92 and 93. The Fab Five lost in the championship game to Duke. They lost in the championship game to North Carolina. Game against Duke wasn't particularly close. Game against North Carolina had the Chris Weber time out. So obviously back to back. But again, like you just said, Glenn Rice was a fucking dude, man. Glenn Rice scored. I don't remember how many points it is, but it was at one point the most in the history of the tournament. Ramil Robinson hits the free throws to win the national title over Seton Hall. Every... You would think they would go all the way back. This is the last time they won a national title, but they stopped on the Fab Five. And I've got to say some things about the Fab Five. Fab Five was great. Chris Weber was great. John Allen was great. Jaylen Rose was great. The springtime thaw is finally here. Flowers are blooming. Days are longer. We're saying yes to more plans and finally getting outside. Running, walking, just moving again. It's the perfect time to upgrade your everyday go-tos with Bombas. 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And that's what the Fab Five felt like in the moment. I was 13 and 14 years old. I was in seventh and eighth grades when this team happened. And every junior high kid wanted to be Chris Weber and wanted to wear the shorts and had everything. But you're exactly right. The 1989 team won the national championship. And the 1990 you and LV team as you just pointed out had the swagger. If the argument is the Fab Five is super famous because how good they were, they didn't finish the job. The 89 team did. If the argument is that they were just, listen, I know they didn't get all the way, but they were the coolest motherfuckers. It wasn't like college basketball was all prim and proper until the Fab Five came along. There were teams that were cool as fuck way before them. So it's the freshman thing. The freshman thing is worth acknowledging. But like when a team of great freshmen succeeds in this day and age, when a team of three or four freshmen gets all the way to final four, then I think we can look back at the Fab Five. Remember when five freshmen made the final four for the first time? But when we're talking about elite basketball teams, it shouldn't go to them. It should go to Romile Robinson and Glenn Rice. They won the national championship. I think you're spot on. That's what's crazy to me. It happened in 1989, Mark. It's the exact same era. It was three years. Oh, well, lookie there. What the hell is he wearing? Well, I'll be damned. What do you mean what's wrong with it? It's not finished. What are you wearing? Is it a crop top? I think we have a headset over here. We have room on this couch. Come on in. Come on in. There it is. What do you want to say? Supposing at the Hellcat crop top. Why are you wearing a crop top? What the hell is a Hellcat crop top? Why? How did you make that? I went to a mall in Jersey City and there was a holster there shortly after I got married. What was that? And then I just bought some Gen Z type of clothes and my wife hated it and then I just started buying more and more and this is one of those items. Hellcat. Camo crop top. It's not a crop top. I don't have the abs for that. You're a Michigan fan. Are you not? Yes. I can't tell if you're a real Michigan fan. I can't hear you. I can't hear you. Three time graduate. Three degrees. Why do we remember the Fab Five more than the national championship team? Because they're cooler. Why did I ask them a real sports question? Why the fuck did I ask them? Also, I was born the year that you were... Why did you say the word like that? Born? Born. That was a crazy way to say it. Born. Born? Born. I was born the year the Fab Five were like in the title game so... I don't know. You tell me. Okay. Well, first of all, settle down. What's your confrontation? How was your night last night? Did you go out? Yeah, it was good. Did you enjoy some beers? How many beers? Not the number you want me to say. More than nine. You didn't drink nine and then... Then bench myself? No, I did not. Am I that predictable? Oh, wait, I said that. You already did that. I said that so three times last night, yes. No, it was good. Oh, I don't really care. I just want to set up my bag. What did you think of the pumps? It was one of my least favorite things I've ever been to. But like, it's not for me. It's not for me. But I enjoyed watching Rico operate. That was very fun to watch. The video when you get back to the hotel of him discovering he has a mark on his shoe. Yeah, we were in the elevator. And he gets so angry, he throws something. We were in the elevator and I noticed, there's like a white stain on your shoe. He's like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. And just like rips it off in the elevator and just chucks it down the hall. I don't know what... But this is at the end of the night when he's already won the shoe. Well, I think he's saying like, I had to sell my shoe all night in front of the most important people in the world. I look like a bozo. Assistant basketball coaches from the SoCon. I will say, Rico does not discriminate. Maybe you guys could speak more to it. But I get the impression he would treat Dan Hurley the exact same as like the student manager, Monmouth. He just gets excited about anybody that's wearing a logo on their shoe. He doesn't care what school you're coaching. So he just wants the logos and the jumpsuits? I think he just wants the connection. He wants to feel like he's a part of the college basketball world. Like he wasn't doing it for like monetary. He was just doing it for like pleasure yesterday. I think it's fascinating because... That's what's fascinating to me is he never monetizes any of this. It's just pleasure. I don't know who's doing it the right way or who's doing it the wrong way. But in the college football stuff that I do, I don't want to know any coaches. I don't want to text them. I don't want to... Because I want to be able to talk shit about them a lot. I want to be able to say that you should be fired. I want to say that if I know them, like I've met a couple of guys that we had them on Wubb and they got my number. So if I know them, that clouds my ability to say they fucking suck. You don't want to look them in the eye as you shoot them. Correct. I just want to be... Just walk them into a room, turn them around, let me shoot them in the head. I don't want to know the name of who I'm killing. I don't need the name. I just need to be able to shoot them. And maybe I'm doing it wrong too. Shit, I don't know. I'm more like you, Brandon. I'm more like you. Yeah, it's just... You guys are coaches. I'm media. Let's keep it like that. But what do I know? But every so often I do like to take my journalist hat off. Every so often I do take my journalist hat off and I'll be friends with the guys. Just woke up in Japan. We might as well have woken up in Japan. Yeah. How far away we are. Sure. So Greer, you're a Michigan die-hard fan. You love this team. You... It's just this... You broke out as best Detroit Tigers had for it. Yeah. Nothing says Michigan basketball like the camo shirt in there. Yeah. And the Tigers have. Is this one of those situations where they had Michigan night at the Tiger Stadium and you're... No, I bought it online. Oh yes, you didn't actually get it. I don't understand you, man. I don't fucking know. What's not to understand? You're a Canadian, first of all, who hates Canada and loves America. Yeah. You're a Canadian who loves Michigan, who apparently doesn't know what good quarterback play is. My dad's from Windsor, which is right across the river from Detroit. There's been a lot of great, there's been a lot of great Michigan football players. You've attached yourself to the worst one of all of them and your entire personality is based on him. That's wrong. He's the best that I have seen in my lifetime. In what? In my lifetime. In doing what? Playing quarterback and winning national championships. He's... He is the best Michigan national champion winning quarterback he's seen in his lifetime. Suppose that is... If you were ranking national champion... I suppose that has to be accurate. ...in the back from Michigan. Yes. Yes. He's number one. Although, Michigan's split a national title. I wasn't sentient then. But you were alive. Fair. I wasn't sentient. I didn't know what was going on. What did you become sentient like last March? I remember it. It was around like 1999. When were you born? 93. You don't have your first memory until you were six? Yeah. It was... I got a hot dog at a garage sale. That's the first thing I remember. That's... No, no. I swear to God. That's too late to have your first memory. Maybe I have the date wrong, but I believe it was around 99. Oh, I thought you were telling the date. You were just a club of bones and flesh. Yes. So you put that hot dog in your mouth. Yes, correct. So first grade. Yeah. I had a hot dog at a garage sale. What was it? The hot dog or the garage sale? It was so memorable. I think it was like... I might be wrong. It was in my parents' garage. I believe we were having a garage sale. And so I came out and I got a hot dog. Were they serving hot dogs at the garage sale? I think it was just my lunch. Why? Completely unrelated to the garage sale. Well, I was in my garage. There was some sort of commotion in the garage happening. There were transactions happening as you had this hot dog at your house. That was just your normal scheduled lunch. Yes. What's up? All right, so that is your Final Four preview. I wanted to ask you something because I was driving down here yesterday. And it's a two-part question. Number one is, you know, Chicago is known for deep dish pizza or hot dogs, New York's known for whatever. Does Indianapolis have a food it is known for? I don't know the answer to that question. Yeah. And I have a follow-up, I saw a food item yesterday that I've never heard of. Go ahead. Okay. Indiana would be known for the pork tenderloin sandwich that I showed the boys in my car. You get like a... Look at that. Look at that fucking thing. Goddamn. That's an Indiana thing right there. Well, that's just not a sandwich. Yeah. That's a pork tenderloin with a hat on. And much like... Much like Chicago ends with deep dish pizza. That's just as a tenderloin. It looks like a Jewish pork tenderloin. I don't... Wait, what? That's a little Yamako on the pork tenderloin. Yamako on the pork tenderloin. Okay. I probably eat... Do you guys eat Jewish pork tenderloin? Come on, man. I probably... I probably eat like ten of those in my life. Really? That's the food of Indiana, but it's also... It's one of those deals where it's not like... That's not one sitting, right? It's not like mom's making that every Saturday. You know? So there's that. What was the food item you saw? I don't know. This sucks. I was driving down and stopped at a gas station really not even that close to Indiana. And they had the normal... It was one of those nice gas stations that has everything, stations with your pizza lamps and all that. And then it had one section and it had this... It almost looked like a covered pie, like a calzone. And it said beef, barrack, or... Tasty Trade has a suite of probability tools so you can make smarter picks for your portfolio, though it can't help you fill out your NCAA bracket. You can trade stocks, options, futures, and more all in one platform. Tasty Trade offers low commissions, including zero commission on stocks, so you can keep more of what you earn. 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Buker, barrack? Is it this? No. That's a stew. That's a fucking stew. You can go go beef stew. No, it wasn't a stew. It was like... It was finer? It looked like a calzone. Stoog finer? No. Stoog... Your folks don't stew. Okay, go back to... Starts with a B? Stoog pickles. Is it a Q? Beef? No. Indiana, beef? Indiana, beef? By rock? By rock. Say it again. B-I-E-R-O-C-K. That wasn't it, no. What's... How to make by rock. By rock. By rock. Huh? By rock. Is it this? No. No. I mean that feels like what you were describing. That's exactly what you were describing. Look at the... Brandon, look at the... Look at all the screen. That's not what you're... Beef... A beef calzone type thing? It was a B-U-R-E-K, I think. A burrick. And they were in this gas station. And apparently beef burrick. B-U-R-E-K. B-U-R-E-K. Yeah. Okay. These things were in the fucking gas station. Is that an Indiana thing? I don't know. Or does this happen to stop at like a Balkan gas station? It could be. I don't know. I don't know everything about... I gotta stop when I get back over there. Spice beef wrapped in... Yeah. Pastry. Yeah, so... Why was this in that gas station? I don't know. Is it Indiana? No? Okay. Maybe it was just the guy running the gas station. Maybe it was. Maybe it was. Well, I'm stopping and getting something tomorrow. It was... I don't know where it was. It was up north probably. Yeah. It was one of the first towns you get to that have a good selection of gas. What do you think about the drive-in? I think the highway between Chicago and Indianapolis is the worst highway in America. Oh. I previously thought it was I-81 through Virginia. But this one is worse. It should be three lanes. It should be three lanes. It's two and people don't know how to drive on it. And there's too many trucks. You see my dad this weekend, you should talk to him about it. If I had one wish in this world, I wouldn't wish for a world peace or for sick people to be healed. I would wish for a separate highway system for truckers. Fun little game I played growing up when we would drive up to Chicago is count how many times dad says this should be three lanes. His record was 16. He loved bitching about it. I would have passed that. Long bitching about it. I would have passed that. You're in, you know, semi and semi. Yeah. And then the semi, this semi behind the other semi, the semi in front is going... Uh-huh. What's the speed limit? Say 70. The semi in front is going 64. Yep. And the semi behind him is like, well, I want to go 67. Yeah. So you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to pass the semi in it is going to take 23 minutes. Yep. For me to get past the semi in every car behind me, fuck you. Sure. And by the time, by the time he passes, the other semi is like, I guess I was going a little slow. So I'm going to pass him back. Yeah. And now we're just fucked. Never ends. And you're in hell. Yeah. You're in fucking hell. And then you get on the, they do have a couple of stretches of three lane. Yep. Probably about three or four miles a piece. You get on that three lane stretch and then you see that sign. Left lane, left lane ends in one mile and people go buck wild. People go fucking crazy. Like fireworks go off. Like there's war. It just, and all of a sudden everybody's for themselves. Yeah. It's a bad highway, but it was fine. It was fine. What else we got to talk about the final four? I mean, the number one story in sports, we were almost 40 minutes in. We haven't talked about it. What is it? It's right there on your prep sheet. Astorist tally, Astorist tally, leading at the after two rounds of the, the custom of the national women's amp. Okay. So I don't say that like we don't have ownership of Astorist tally, but we were, we were first. We were, we were early. We were early. She's going to be legit. She's going to be legit good. Yeah. Astorist tally at the top. Astorist tally right there. Her name, I don't know if Greer, so you don't seem to be laughing hysterically. Her name is Astorist tally. You more of a, you more of a beans factor guy. Is that beans factor? I do like that name. You a monster. You a Montana ham guy? Astorist tally. That's another real thing. What is this, what is this tournament? It's, it's the masters, but not the masters. Yeah. What is it? What is it? It's just an amateur tournament for the women. So it's like college players, high school players. I don't think they're playing the actual course. I think they're playing a different course. I'm asking. It does look familiar. I'm asking seriously and Brandon do not laugh. I'm asking seriously. Is there a women's masters? No, there's not. Right. This might be the equivalent. This is the women's masters? No, I don't. Well, the men's masters is professional. So this wouldn't be equivalent. Correct. Yeah, I think. Yeah, you're right. Let me look up. Hmm. No, wouldn't it be kind of weird though to have an amateur women's tournament, but not a professional women's tournament at Augusta? I have no comment. But also I've never heard. No comment. I've never heard of the women's tournament at Augusta. This one started in 2019. It says. That's apparently what they do, Mark. Exactly. Exactly what you said. No professional women's. Huh. I'll be damned. I think the masters is one of the best things we have. They're like men's and Brandon at this point. Yeah, that's a problem. The jig is up for you. Yeah, that is an issue. You've done your best to say the masters is like exclusive and you know. Oh, so the final round is today. So the first two rounds, they don't play on the actual course. They play on an auxiliary course, I guess, the champions retreat. They play the Austrian. Yeah, and they have 18 holes that they play. They play 18 holes on Augusta national today. All right. So shout out. That actually is interesting to me that I just always assume Augusta national like shut down the golf course for like weeks before they held the master. So it looks as pristine as pristine as pristine as can get. But if they're playing on it, I mean, that's this will be a lot of divot marks and what what's your mid what's your medudals? Yeah, hey, when that happens, yeah, nothing worse than what you do to look like. Another worse than piping a fucking 330 yard drive down the middle and your your ball is lying in a what you do. Yeah, you get up there like what? How does my there? God damn it. That was a perfect shot. Now I got to hit off this what you do. Come on. Come on. The Evo and I were talking on the way down here yesterday or over here. What came first? I can't remember. Was it asher? Asher telly or was it beans? Factors first was if okay beans factor was our first. Yeah, I think and then playing at Manhattan College. Yes, I totally forgot. Yeah, right after a tally was second. I want to say was there a third there? I don't remember. Then there was zippy fish and Montana ham on the same team softball softball lady. Feline poot line poot. Yes, softball. Feline poot was third. Feline poot. Actually, Feline poot might have been. Yeah, right. That's a good one. I know you don't watch every day. This show is really fucking good. I watch a lot of days. The show is really, really good. She played at Southeastern Louisiana. Feline poot. Feline poot. And played softball. Played softball. This is beans factor. That's beans factor at Manhattan. Yes, it's at Manhattan. Freshman, I believe at Manhattan. Okay, number one. I was just going to say I wasn't expecting beans factor to be attractive. And what you. What about? We have a lot of people. Probably not. Okay. We played smash or pass. What are you looking at? I'm trying to find beans factor. How's she playing this season? I'm just. Oh, right. We have to find something. Rangers released a nacho chip hat. I saw this. Yeah, I saw this. Rangers. Feels like a feels like an. Feels like an April fools. Oh, beans factor bench. It looks like. For eight in town. For what? I know this is the men's team. This is the ninth inning rally sombrero new to globe like field. And this is not an April fools. I don't think it was. This is a real thing. I think this came out yesterday. Yeah. Wait, I can't get it to the ninth inning. Child, the ninth inning rally sombrero. Oh, wait. Yeah. If that's the case, then that's terrible. If it's too many nachos beginning in the ninth inning. That can't be also April fools. No, they like shut down. Our, our, some, our, some brands trying to. Throw off the scent with April fools by waiting to the second. You can't do April fools on April fools. That's tacky. You have to wait till the day after. And then because they'll know it's not a joke. Yes. That's why it's a brilliant. That's why you get them. That's how you get them. MLB was that MLB tweeting it out? I don't think, I don't think it's an April fools. Also, we should talk about that. You think MLB is above getting joked by getting pranked by April fools? Yes. Okay. Do you have to run that stuff by MLB? No, you don't have to do that. What do you mean? The stuff you sell in your stadium. Clearly. I don't think so. Like clearly with the NBA and everything, the Hawks were able to get away with, you know, magic sitting night for a while and then ultimately. They didn't get away with it. No, but then ultimately it went a couple weeks where. Did you get your money back for the plane trip to Atlanta? What? The plane trip to Atlanta? Yeah. Magic City. Oh. You didn't have to go to the game? No, I did not. Okay. I was only there for the wings. Lemon pepper wings. We got to do sport clips. This MVP segment presented by Sport Clips. If you've ever stepped onto a baseball field, you know that smell. Fresh spring grass, leather gloves, the whole ballpark vibe. You know the smell. Yeah. Yeah. 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She's, our sweet gal's making it. Yeah. Shout out to Astros Talley. How many more rounds? It's just today. Today. Yeah. She's going into the final round. She's in first place. Yes. She might get the, whatever the equivalent of the green jacket is. Do they just give her a green jacket? I wonder what the trophy is for the amateur women's... I bet it's a take on the green jacket. Yeah. I feel like if you play anything at Augusta, you're not going to win a green jacket, but you're not going to win like a green windbreaker. Yeah. Astros Talley, Astros Talley's my MVP of the weekend sports. I think I agree with you. It looks like they get... Oh, it's a cup. Yeah. They get a cup, a really big cup. And maybe this is... What's the best trophy to hold up, you think? You know what I was just getting ready to say was we didn't talk about this, but last weekend was the race of Martinsville where they won the, they give out the grandfather clock, which is my favorite trophy in sports. And I always forget about it until I see it on my television. Then I get excited. I'm like, that's the grandfather clock in Martinsville. The smallest track has the biggest clock. It has the biggest trophy. And it's a big-ass grandfather clock. It's a enormous grandfather clock. That's what you get for winning a... What a trophy. Yeah. And they just get to put that in your house, I guess. What if you won that race like six times? I forbid you win more than once. Oh, that would be awful. Just have a room. Oh, that's my... Who's won that race the most number of times? I gotta think Jeff Gordon won it. It's a... You know, if you race it, if you're good and you race it 20 times and they have two a year. Oh, then I'll do two clocks a year. I think they do two clocks a year. I think they do a spring race and a fall race. I went to the fall race. It's the only NASCAR race I've ever been to. Jeff Gordon won because Mackenzieh wrecked Joey Logano. It was great. It was awesome. But they didn't have lights back then either. So we were worried about... Martinsville is a different place, man. Richard Petty won it nine times. Richard Petty has nine grandfather clocks from Martinsville at his house. I'm seeing 15. Petty won 15? Yeah. This is for the cookout 400. Is that the clock race? I think there's... Again, I think they give out two clocks a year. Seven-time NASCAR champion Richard Petty holds the most victories at Martinsville with 15. 15 clocks. Grandfather clock is right twice a year. What would... Okay. All right. Let's say you're Richard Petty. I'm going to say you have a 10,000 square foot mansion. I don't know. Yeah. Do you have... You're comfortable? Do you have a mansion? Do you have a clock in every room? Do you have a room full of clocks? Do you put the clocks in the car garage? What do you do with the clocks for your Richard Petty? I would put one in every room. I would put one in like every bedroom. Every bedroom. Although... Those things make noise on the hour? Is that one of those? I'm sure you could tell it not to. Yeah. I'm sure you could just Google it. God forbid the clocks are not perfectly synced up. Oh my God. You're crazy. And you get the cuckoo. Yeah. Well, you're thinking of cuckoo clocks. What's the difference? That's a grandfather clock. Do those not? A cuckoo clock is a bird that comes out and goes cuckoo every... Top of every hour. But this one is still... That's a different clock. Still goes ding dong. This is a ding dong? This is a ding dong. A ding dong. Yeah. And they'll play like songs sometimes. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Yeah. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. Yeah. This is a quote. Ding, ding. 15 wins there. He got three before they started giving the timepieces out. So he has 12 clocks, which is the most anyone has. It's always been kind of a standing joke that all the clocks he has in various rooms in his house, it must be pretty noisy there every 15 minutes. 15 minutes? Yeah. Every 15 minutes those things ding dong. Darryl Waldtrip has three. Yeah. But he won 11 times. Yeah, three is good. I think if you win more than three in Margeville, you start giving the clocks more. I'm just not going to try to win the race at that point. I'm going to crash on the bottom of that. How much money did you give for second place? I want to win. I don't want another clock. I lived in Martinville for about eight months as I was trying to put together my career. And they had this big event, come drive your car on the racetrack. And me and Tommy talked about it all week. We're going to go drive our car on the racetrack on Saturday. We're going to go drive our car on NASCAR track. Had a little Hyundai Santa Fe that went like 60. And we wait in line and there's a line going in and we wait, we wait, we wait. And I'm like, Tommy, you ready? You ready? You ready? And finally the guy says, all right, pull on the track and follow the pace car. And I pull out there and I say, Tommy, isn't this great? Dead asleep. Slept through the whole track. Slept through the whole track. Slept through the whole track, right? Yeah. Very short track. It's the shortest track, but Bristol is banked. Bristol is banked. Banked like a mother fucker. Yeah. Bristol is like a coin going down a funnel. Yeah. But Margeville is flat as it can be. Boy, those are fun. Yeah. They don't really have those stores anymore. The first time I saw a gumball, which would make that big round. Oh, my God. People don't just be having quarters anymore. No, people don't have quarters. They don't have quarters. So kids don't get the joy of watching a quarter come out and go around the... You know, like the Taco Bell game? You land your quarter on the ledge. That was easy. That was easy free. Yeah. Remember that one? I don't think I know that one. Well, you're from Canada. TJ, you know that one, right? Yeah, we actually don't have a lot of Taco Bells. Give Grier something. Why'd you assume I know that one? Because... The trick was you didn't actually spin the top. You would tap it so it would fall down a couple spots. Yeah. I think this was supposed to have water in it. Yeah, you don't spin your top. Oh, I've seen those before. We had water in it, right? I think it was supposed to have water in it, but a lot of them didn't. Oh, the ones I know have had water in them. My Taco Bell had like the pinball with bouncy balls. Or you would play pinball and if you lost, you got the bouncy ball, but if you won, you got a prize. So you won either way. Are people still throwing coins in water fountains? Yes. Right? I don't know. That's the number one thing to do. That might be the only thing coins are useful. That's why we still have coins. That's the only reason to not give up coins. I'm going to try and find a fountain. So we need to open more fountains. Because I don't see a whole lot of fountains anymore. That's why we bring back quarters. Actually, you were just talking about Conner. You did just unlock a memory for me. There used to be a lot more coin fountains. A lot more. They were in every mall. Yeah. I guess it was more just the mall. You just don't go to the malls anymore. There's still fountains out there. There's fountains out there, but there's not nearly as many as there used to be. And I think that the fountains that are out there are more manicured and people get really pissed. They went from the fountain. Yeah, exactly. So. I see a fountain. I'm throwing a quarter in it. But those are the fountains you're supposed to throw the quarters in Conner. I don't think so. I think people get all your ass. You're outside of fucking Anteans and Spencer Gifts. You think that's the lucky fountain you throw a quarter in? Yeah. No, dude. No. No, it's the one that was handcrafted by slave labor hundreds of years ago. That's the one. That's the one you go to fucking Italy millennia ago. That's the fountain you throw in. Yeah. That was the one in the Lizzie McGuire. You're trying to throw one right outside of Orange Julius. That's not going to bring you good luck. That's what my mom told me. Come on. How's your mom doing? She's doing okay. I saw you were talking to her on the phone last night. Yeah, you didn't see me talking to her on the phone last night. Yeah, because you didn't FaceTime. That was rude. No, no, no. You could have FaceTime. Did she ask about us? I was going to say, I said, I was going to take this phone call. My mom's calling. And then you two fucking got up on me like to try and hear every single word of the conversation. Well, we thought it was going to be FaceTime. And also, did she ask about us? She did say, I hope you guys are doing well. She's so classy. That's our code. That's your stuff. We have a code. Her and I have a code. Speaking of, you know, Mrs. Titus' house isn't far away. You're going to go get the cookies? It's up to her. Oh. That code? Icon Pass. 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I get him Icon Pass. Update on Richard Petty's clocks. He does not know where any of them are according to Richard Petty. He said that. In the old, he probably doesn't know where anything is. Yeah. Him and Dale Inman. Dale Inman. Who? Yeah. Dale Inman. Yeah, they did a podcast together. They split the clocks the first year and then they don't know what I don't know. Those are the clocks you have to clean, right? The phrase clean in your clock, like that's a, if you own one of those, you probably have to play a lot of maintenance. I just realized I haven't asked you the main question. How and why did you get on the Bosco private jet? Oh, that was a gas just told me to ask. And I thought he was fucking with me. Like, I thought he just was trying to get me mad at Bosco. So I showed Bosco the text. I'm like, what's he talking about? I didn't even know Bosco actually had a private jet. And then Bosco was like, do you want on? And I was like, wait a minute. That's a real thing. This is kind of where you're bullshitting. What? You and I are best friends, right? We DM at least once a month. Yes. You don't live in Jersey, right? What do you mean? Yeah, you live in Jersey. Yeah. You live in New York. Yes. Well, you guys are best friends. You didn't know I lived there. I don't know where you live. I don't know where you just appear every now and then. You just appear every now and then. You know, I don't know where you be. I will say that, Greer. I also don't know a ton about you. I don't know where you live. I don't know where you live. I don't know where you live. I don't know. I don't know a ton about you. I prefer to keep away that way not because I don't like you, but it's just the mystery is right. Fascinating to me. You just there sometimes. I don't know where you live. I don't know. Does he work for Barstool? I don't know. I don't fucking know. I don't know. I don't know. Brandon, you worked in New York for three, four years. I never saw you. Did I ever see you? Yes, you were there the whole time. You were in the office? Yes. No, no, no. Yes. No way you were in that building. I have lived and worked at the New York office since 2018. You're there every day. No, not every day, but like you I saw you plenty of the office. No, we would DM each other when when I was in New York. You're allowed to do that when you see people in person still. Is he pulling my is he pulling my dick? Pulling my car? Well, he did sit upstairs. Are you jerking me off? Are you jerking off? Are you jerking off? Are you stroking my dick? All right. Sorry, sorry, sorry. So that's okay. So that makes sense that you were on the basketball playing because you were in New Jersey. I thought you were in Guelph. No. Is that is this fun for you? Or is this frustrating that people don't take what you say seriously and can't get a read on you? I think that's my own fault. I think if I got mad at people, I should look inward on that one. But is your is your belief like Brandon? What Brandon says stuff like that? What Brandon says stuff like this? Are you like this is very frustrating or are you like I got him right where I want him? More the latter. Yeah, more the latter. For sure. And I guess I'm asking about all your life decisions because I'm trying to fit feel and figure out what led up to the decision to wear a Dodge Hellcat crop top. This was just it's a comfy shirt and I was just planning on working. It's not long. It's not long enough. It does it goes down to your belly button. I'm not. I wasn't planning on being on camera in this show. We told you days ago. We didn't talk about this. I never believe an invite to a show until it's one minute before they want me. But you've been on this show before. And yes. It's the same. It feels like your guys relationship. You're you've never once made a joke with one another and yet you interpret everything each other says is a joke every single time it said. Yeah, kind of. Yeah. Like you actually invited him on. Yes. And you thought that was a joke. Right. He's now saying he lives in New York. You think that's a joke. Right. No, it's a lie. It's not a joke. And I think he lives somewhere in Northern Canada. As it turns out, you've never told a joke to one another. No, not one. There's never been one joke shared. Not once. And yet you guys laugh at each other nonstop. We should talk about sports. Collar Murray knew Vikings quarterback thoughts. He's going to be a great backup. Any more questions? Okay. There is a there's cam footage of a Tiger Woods. New body cam. Oh, yeah. Oh, I thought you meant cam. Oh, okay. That's your camp. It's a good point. I should have said body cam. We have we have Tiger Woods body cam footage that has been dropped. All right. Let's see it. Would you like to see it? I would. I haven't even seen this. We showed it a little bit on the act, but I didn't know if there was. Where'd you wake up today? We're Japan. Another Tiger Woods Carson. We're going to Japan another. We're going to almost in Indianapolis. Another Tiger Woods body cam video has dropped. Tiger Woods is this is after the crash. He's just walking around. Just keep you down here with us, please. Yeah, I was talking to the president. I love the idea that even Tiger Woods believes he has to name drop. Yeah. He flips his car. Yeah. It's the woods. He's doing 100 miles an hour to 20. By the way, how could you speed in this area? I just want to drive slow and look at everything. I just keep you down here with us, please. Yeah, I was talking to the president. The way he laves them all. I was talking to the president. Will you please stop bothering me with questions about why I flipped the car in a 20 mile an hour zone? Are we pleased? Kind of inconvenience to me right now as I'm trying to talk to the president. I don't think it had nothing to do with the car crash too. He was just getting briefed on Iran or something. Crazy. So is this? Why don't you have the car when we come? I don't feel anything out of the house. We're still going to have our medic come and check you out, alright? Yeah, yeah. Just run up to the base. He knows what's going on. People are saying he's making a call for the state championship game. Oh, yeah, yeah. I see. Hold on. Do the reveal again. So you got Tiger just chilling. You got his hat backwards down on the knee. And yeah, that's my car. Oh, that? Yeah. I thought I could park there. I was here to ask about that car. How? How did he do that on this street? How fast could he possibly have been going? That's the... Oh, my God. There's also a clip of them asking if he needed anything from the car. He was just talking about how expensive his golf clubs are. He was like, yeah, just the sticks. Grab the sticks. 114 meters with that putter. He's chilling. He's got his pickups and stuff. Yeah, all right. I don't want to celebrate. Yeah, I don't need it, but... This part's weird. Yeah, I don't like this part. Yeah, I prefer it. Do the palate cleanser. Show the president. Yeah, nodding off in the back of the car is not... That wasn't funny, but the president won. He came here with us, please. Yeah, I was just talking to the president. I was just talking to the president. But there's this idea, like, I just rolled over a car. The cops are here. I'm in trouble. Let me... Should I call the president? I'll call the president. Oh, man. What else we got? Evan Turner's in a war with Philly fans, so this wasn't a one-time thing, Connor. It was getting after it on Twitter. He's continuing to fight with the Philly fans. I don't mean that. I don't think so. I don't mean this as a negative, but you guys enjoy your reputation as being tough on opponents, being tough on players, being demanding, holding guys to a standard. And if they don't, you're not afraid to boom. That's fair to say, correct? Yeah. So if that's all fair to say, why would you be surprised when a guy says, I didn't like it there? It just means that. And why would you get angry? Because this is the environment you guys won't be in. I don't like it. And why would you get angry? Because this is the environment you guys wanted to create. No, no. We create an environment that's challenging and somebody who then comes out and is like, yeah, I didn't really like it there. Clearly, they've worn up for the challenge. And that's, I think, ultimately where a lot of people fall. Right, but most cities create an environment of welcoming. You have been drafted to our team. You have signed with our team. We love you now. There are expectations. But you guys don't win that much. Based on nothing. Based on just like you wanted to. The only way we're going to wait is if we have the expectation. That's not true because Los Angeles has no expectations. They're just there to chill and they win everything. The Sixers last won in 1983. The LA fans don't even exist. The Dodgers are running baseball and half the fans don't give a fuck. The Sixers haven't won a title in 43 years and yet you get to boo every player because he comes up short of the expectation that doesn't exist? I think there definitely needs to be an expectation. Otherwise, the owners of these franchises don't give a shit. The Sixers franchise has been a terrible operation for a while now. But I'm fine if you guys don't care. If you guys want to be tough on players, fine. That's your responsibility. Somebody's got to give a shit. That's fine. That's fine. But don't then be surprised when a guy's like, I did not enjoy it there. I did not like it because they were asshole. It's not necessarily that I'm surprised. It's just that it was an unnecessary dig, I thought. I can't stand Philadelphia to close out the NBA pre-MBC pregame. I should say Evan Turner joins us with your thoughts on Philadelphia. Man, I literally just be trolling. I mean, you got poop in your pants over that. Listen, I forgot that E.T. was a troll. I literally just be trolling. Cody, you got to get that on a T-shirt. I literally just be trolling. I forgot the other kids. Pull up with the replies, E.J. You had to that guy. I literally just be trolling. This guy deactivated. If you invited me to your family reunion, I'd be the most successful person there. And yeah, there is something, there were a bunch of tweets back and forth where clearly, Evan Turner is far more successful and well off than anybody who's chirping him here. Yeah, that is a good point. As far as people that have had success in the city of Philadelphia, Evan Turner is probably in the top 200, 300 people. All time? Sure. No. Ben Franklin? There's no chance in there. You kind of started at the top there, huh? Yeah, I'm starting from the very beginning. All right, well, give me Ben Franklin. I need 200. Ben Franklin, Will Smith. Will Smith had to leave Philadelphia. He had to leave. Kobe Bryant had to leave as well. He had to get out of there. He didn't. That wasn't Kobe Bryant having to leave. That was somebody else drafting him. Getting to leave. Another team. Getting to leave. Do you think our show could benefit from taking a Philadelphia approach and being more challenging on ourselves? Like if someone gets a bad take to start booing them? Maybe. You should do that. Yeah, except being like, oh yeah, good idea. We should be in friends. We should be in each other. Yeah, yeah, fucking. TJ, how was your dinner last night? Did you enjoy it? Yeah, I thought there was a lot of options. Oh, this guy sucks. This guy fucking sucks. No, I didn't like that. Connor, why are you not joining in? It's okay. It feels weird. Because I was willing to hear him out. Just like Philly fans, I think are willing to give people some leeway. What? Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo is boing, actually saying the words, boo, out of your mouth is the most awkward thing I've ever heard, and I have never done it is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is I feel like a child really I How do we settle on boo? It is fun because that's the only context where you could do it. You can't really do it outside How did boo become the thing? I Don't know 1700s with somebody disapproving of a guy's performance. And you just said, you know, they used to hiss too, right? Like just say hiss or That's a tiring that that gets tiring on the tongue it has roots all the way back to ancient Greece They were booing in ancient Greece Yeah, first written record comes from ancient Greece at the annual festival of Dionysia, do you prefer Americans booing or Europeans jeering? Don't they? Oh, this was that's jeering isn't it? Oh, is it I think jeers or whistles Yeah, I know the term jeering, but I don't I don't know what they're actually doing Oh, I always thought that was the whistling that the weather that's whistling fuck you We're gonna whistle now. Oh, I whistling would be that would sound fine to me That is a cheer honestly No, the way they do it you can tell when a European soccer crowd Can we hear some that's usually something completely different? Yeah, if a European soccer crowd mad their Sports nation had yeah cheers and cheers and cheers. Well, so did TV guy before just a for just doing that I mean yeah cheers and cheers. I only know from sports nation sports nation also had Michelle beetle shout out When it comes to choosing the coverage you need state farm is a pro at dishing out assists They've gotten award-winning state farm mobile app and local agents to help you elevate your insurance game State farm with the assist coverage options are selected by the customer availability and eligibility vary by state One of the goats Big time shout out to Michelle beetle. She was at your wedding. She was yeah. Yeah, very nice That's a great picture. Yeah, I got a fantastic picture with Michelle beetle evil look great picture I don't think Mark realized his wedding was like the biggest deal ever for 12 and like 13 year old me because I loved Greg Odin as a kid growing up I love Michelle beetle. So who was like Mark's like get both those people be in my wedding Sick true. Yeah, you did get a good picture there, right? Yeah. Yeah, look good. It was your background on your phone Who was Why was too nervous to ask the pictures? No, but like mark had going across the top of the picture Like if you were was frame on you know, yeah, all right Who was if you were kind of negative space above the heads who had more negative space and I think I'm taller See how fast he found that I think I'm I think I'm just pulled out Probably the round the date of his wedding I gotta go find that probably You obviously got married with it. It was August August I was a go the next day. Yeah, if you figure it out, please remind me because I should probably put that in my calendar Kurt Cousins we didn't talk about this yesterday. Did we Kurt Cousins to the Raiders? Oh, we didn't yeah Kurt Cousins is signed as presumably a backup to Fernando Mendoza. That's the thinking it is any part of you thinking that what? Five years 172 well, that's what I was gonna ask you does any part of you like I think we're all are in agreement that there's They have the number one picked they're gonna take Fernando Mendoza You bring a Kirk Cousins to be a backup which like you know injuries do happen as it turns out football is violent There are times where guys get hurt Everyone to create to create backup option Is there is there a sliver of you Brandon that believes maybe the Raiders aren't going to take Fernando Mendoza maybe the Raiders brought in Kurt Cousins as No, as some so maybe he's not one a starter, but he's a 1b starter or is he purely a backup? No, purely number two. He's a backup because there's no other answer Even if you said this isn't the quarterback I want it number one there isn't a second quarterback you take number one and then there's not a second player who Who you could take like you can't take a safety Caleb downs at number one Even though he might be the best player in the draft you can't I don't think you can take a running back at number one Jeremiah I love you can't there's no other option here There's there's some good defensive end prospects, but I don't think there's a slam dunk guy They should be number one so so Mendoza is number one pick I do think this career arc that Cousins has of signing with teams who also draft a quarterback is lucrative and Probably safe this time. He's not getting blindsided by it this time. I actually I guess he knows it But yeah, he's purely the backup. That's that's crazy backup money is a crazy backup That's why I'm out of zasko. Do you think a a lot of the quarterback gurus? So it's only a one million dollar cap it this year. I don't know how that's working out Yeah, I heard that it's basically just a one-year deal for 20 million guaranteed Yeah, I don't understand whatever they announced contracts and they're like they're like yeah It's five years 200 million, but it's actually one year 20. I don't understand I don't get it. I don't understand money. It's just a general. Well, they don't know that. Yeah, I don't understand contracts I don't understand. Yeah Why wouldn't they just well when they sign into a one-year fully guaranteed 20 million Evo I Got I gotta be honest Pretty sick photo Evo. It's pretty good photo. That's a great photo. Yeah, you know you could Mogging her. Yeah, also, you know gets mad at me. I'll deal with it. Yeah So the camera look at that I was drawn out for you guys By the way, 11 great picture. Yeah, I just texted it It looks a little more like you guys are dating yeah, that's a great picture for you both. Yeah, like it looks like It's the chief Ozzy G in picture Yeah Stuff weird Forteer old me So happy to know this photo is not too much on your plate, but after you show this photo, I'd like to see the chief Thank your wife is in the background No, nobody would have known that My wife is in the background of this photo give me this Crop it crop it crop it you crop it you crop it. What work on this is very important Pressing this is pressing news of the day what I was gonna ask so Are the quarterback guru souring on Fernando Mendoza? because Yeah, Ty Simpson is getting I think this is just standard pre- how drafts work It's like every time there's an obvious number one. We gotta we have such a long lead up to the draft We got to find ways to poke at the number one the Raiders won't people The I don't know why NFL teams do this the Raiders won't people to think okay Maybe it isn't slam dunk Fernando Mendoza so we can offer this and maybe get the pick and whatever They're picking Fernando Mendoza. There's no doubt about it. Ty Simpson is getting the he's getting the levis bump where you know Why not this guy this guy's tapes a lot better than you think it was right that may or may not be true But it's not number one good. It's not it's not anywhere close So so this is all just pre-draft Kerr-Fuffle and nothing and and it seems like it happens with a quarterback every year where or one quarterback Who's gonna be at the top? I say is he that good and then another quarterback? Is he he's a lot better than you think and this is what I say the NFL draft is way too late in the calendar Yeah, should have happened a month ago should have happened. I again. I said it as a joke. I sat on it I thought about it more. I think I like the idea. They should have it at halftime at a Super Bowl That should be the half-time because I think this year Prove that like the halftime shows at the Super Bowl like people just lose their minds All right, it's because it's not fun anymore for it like half the people love having the people hated it And we're bickering all that let's just do something that everyone will agree on is a great idea Which is just have the entire draft dude the entire draft to have the Eagles drafting a QB while Jalen Do it at halftime at the Super Bowl is what I say You had your ass on your shoulders all week you've had your feelings heard about how people are treating Jalen Hertz all of a sudden What have I missed? What's Jalen Hertz doing? What's what's happening Jalen Hertz? Nothing is happening with Jalen Hertz and then all of a sudden there was just a fucking hit piece that came out on them by Jeremy Fowler and Tim McManus of ESPN. They just dropped it the other day They dropped it on April Fool's Day, which is ironic because it was a joke of an article and it's just all these anonymous sources I think I think That's not ironic at all that's like Appropriate very very apt very apt but uh, it's not all you need is a spoon They played a joke on April Fool's Day, I'm like hung up on this now. It like that it was just uh anonymous sources and Oh an anonymous source people hate Jalen Hertz inside that locker room, huh? And it's probably the people who got fucking canned because they were terrible at their job like a Kevin Petulo Though the one quote that's damning is like there was an anonymous source close to the huddle of that Terrible fourth downplay call against the 49ers the last play for the Eagles offensively where it was essentially four verticals Yeah, and they were like anonymous source close to the huddle said that it was actually Jalen Hertz who caught up that play And it's like well if you look at the picture, there's only four or five people in the huddle So it's probably Petulo It's all bullshit. It's all bullshit Any stock I did the same bait exercise in the in the car ride. Yeah, trying to get a reaction I mean it kind of turned to this my mistake. Sorry. That's like it back. I take it back I take it or a track that retract. Oh, this is anonymous source. This anonymous source shut the fuck up, dude If you want to say something bad about Jalen Hertz fucking say it with your chest I do all the time. No, but I'm saying the people who are in the know allegedly You know like people in that locker room people in that locker room But we can't we can't say who said it like shut up. Just stop stop Well, that's how that's how journalism works sometimes you have you have whistleblowers and you can't you can't reveal who they are Or else you burn your sources. No, but the the amount of read the article the amount of anonymous source anonymous source anonymous Yeah, you can't know but it's too much. It's too much just bashing Jalen Hertz out of nowhere for no reason I mean, there's only three games yesterday Reagan's pitch well, yeah, there you go great picture of you both my wife been replaced by a line By a bar. Yeah And you are taller than her which is yeah, which means yeah, she's leaning Well, yeah, that's green lines buddy. Yeah, she's never heard of the green lines, buddy She got in the wrist Mount Everest guides allegedly poison tourists and insurance scams Yeah for a long time dozens of Mount Everest guides been accused of poisoning Foreign climbers as a part of a scheme to create emergencies and collect millions and insurance money. That's brilliant Nepal police central's Not Nepal police is central investigation bureau reportedly uncovered the 20 million dollar insurance fraud scam in 2018 But recently reopened the investigation so they gave him a low dose of poison to get him a little sick Helicopter comes in takes him off the mountain. They get a bunch of money and you don't have to work. Oh You probably don't have to take him up the mountain anywhere like all right, I guess we can't make it up You guys are too sick. Oh, I got the next couple days. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah Okay, yeah, that's pretty interesting I Would be the guide if I was like a guy to Mount Everest that would like Tweak my ankle leave in base camp every time. Yeah, I would be like, ah I don't know if I'm Sorry, yeah, who do you think happened to me? I'm not quite gonna make it today Who do you think dreads going to work more big for counting around this time of year or a tour guide of Mount Everest? Do you think they're like wake up on Monday morning like fuck man? I bet it's probably easy to them Yeah, easy at this point. I guess for some it probably is I Imagine lying on your resume though to get a job at Mount Everest. Yeah, but yeah, my grandfather was a Sherpa Yeah, and I have many of his tendencies Yeah, and then they make you do it and you're just like oh shit. Yeah, I'm not seeing like a lot more fun Um work hard and hydrate hard with body armor flash IV whether you're working in extreme heat or powering through a long shift Body armor flash IV delivers faster longer lasting hydration with more than 2000 milligrams of electrolytes vitamins b and c and zinc Coconut water and no artificial sweeteners flavors or dyes body armor flash IV keeps you performing at your best Get body armor flash IV at your local 7-eleven The Mount Everest sucks now right I think yeah, there's some issues with the backups and what's the new what's the new Mount Everest What's the like Mount Everest is the club that everyone used to go to but it's It's a K2 anymore. I think K2 is shorter, but Harder to do so maybe people are doing that. Well, I wouldn't want to do one that's harder to do I'm not doing any of them. I mean I'm speaking hypothetically about people who do these things Just kill them in jar o easy. I think I feel like a lot of people do that. I've done it twice Has kill a man in the in the name also has jar o what are you gonna do with that? I don't know Mount kill them in jar o It uh, it doesn't look as impressive to climb Yeah, I feel like this one's easier to climb for people, but it's still I mean it's got snow at the top that can't be fun Is it the highest point in diana like a thousand feet? What's the highest point in diana? Yeah The highest is it the sales force tower the sales force tower is probably actually the highest point Who's your hill look okay in wane counting? Oh, we gotta go there. Why you were close. It's 1200 feet I think the highest uh, of sea level but uh The state with the lowest highest is florida Florida's highest is 252 feet I thought it's the lowest high new orleans or uh, louisiana. I think they got a couple hills somewhere Louisiana has a hill or two. I think they might is that so I don't know Why? New Orleans is underwater right new orleans is under is under sea level. Yeah, which is Really, no matter how many times I have that explained to me. I don't understand how the city is by the sea right And the sea's up there I don't understand it That blows my mind Uh britain hill Is the in florida point florida. Yeah, there we go 300 There's a lot of numbers there good old-fashioned fun with geography. Yeah point reno in DC. It's geography or topography Yes. Yes. No, Mississippi's down there 47. Yeah, we don't have a good one. We did Yeah, we're all mountain up. Indiana has a higher point than illinois. How do you feel? How does the room feel about indiana? Uh, what's what's the term for what you call your residents? Denim What's the your missus? Why don't you just say that word? What's that word? He said residents Mississippians, what's that? What's that term when you call uh, uh Now you got me thinking Denim Denim Diminu Diminuism. Oh, that's eba. Uh, dem That Anyway, yeah, sure indiana is unique in that. Um, I think it's like the only state that doesn't have some reference to the state in it Hoosiers like hoosier, you know, call yourself indianans. We're not indians You're hoosiers. Sorry morass Yeah white guys Then you have to Oh and mark. Yeah. Yeah Um, demo nymphs demo nymphs and rich How do you feel about dying? Ohioan, oh, hi, oh, and now is the name of people from Ohio. Um Yeah, how do you how do you feel about that? How do you feel about that? Is that is that cool and quirky? Or is that like so fall in line? I want to ask uh, because where I come from and pretty much everywhere people Let their college a lot of people in my world let their college football fandom Overwrite everything so does a A west lafayette man who's been a booster of prudu his whole life and has prudu peed on his wall And and also all he cares about he has the tattoo and everything. Is he like being called a hoosier? I don't know you have to ask him but he is a hoosier He is a hoosier. There's nothing he likes it or not. He's a hoosier. Yes Even though the indiana hoosiers are what he hates more than anything in the world, right? That's That's gotta be frustrating for prudu and that and that explains a lot like mark is freeman currently a hoosier Yeah, I guess so because he lives in indiana and I don't know. Do they say it's natives of indiana or people who live in it? I think it's yeah, I think it's I think it's people living in it. Yeah, okay So I just I wouldn't I wouldn't want to be a prudu superfan and also be a hoosier I'd want to be an indianan. I mean natives after like 18 Yeah, 50 problem. Yeah What what do you call somebody from uh, massachusetts? This is not like a punchline right? massachusetts Massachusetts in massachusetts in massachusetts. No, it's not mass hole, which is what right? They actually probably want to be called that right? Yeah. Yeah, that's what they would prefer massachusetts According to state symbols usa. It is a bay stator A bay stator bay stator. Oh, so there is another one bay stator. Yeah Does that count if none of us have ever heard that? No, no, no, no, no, this none of this matters. No, I don't believe you none of this matters delawarian delawaren New jersey in new jerseyite main main urs main urs one. Yep Um Okay, this is what this show devolves to every single day. I hope um, you don't mind looking this up. I don't mind at all Blumen barge wait Oh Hello, blumen Blumen are you worried at all? No, I'm not worried. Um, I'm just gonna take care of everything. I'm not worried at all. I'm not worried at all What? Hey guys, it's reandfriend If you're looking for a cola that delivers pepsi prebiotic cola is it because nothing beats that great pepsi taste It's delicious. It has three grams of prebiotic fiber five grams of sugar Just 30 calories and no artificial sweeteners It honestly tastes like pepsi with so much more to love tried it loved it pepsi prebiotic cola You should pick some up if you haven't already It's the perfect drink when you are ready to just relax Sit on the couch watch a movie and enjoy a delicious pepsi prebiotic cola They don't even know I'm celebrating Passover right now Okay, all right We will be live tomorrow From downtown Indianapolis, correct or from here from from here We're doing barstow radio at uh five Five p.m. Today. Yeah two p.m. Tomorrow. Yeah, there you go if we can get a ride downtown Probably a Bosco heavy show I imagine I would think so Yeah, you might get to the final four games tomorrow if you're a fan of uh, Rico Bosco, you might want to tune into or a hater of Rico Bosco You probably want to tune into that. Um, what do we decide to do with the end of these shows? I think we're doing soccer I think soccer makes the most sense, uh, even though I can't help Hopefully this educates me over the next can I say something? Yes, I'm proud of you. This is big of you This is not like the brand of walker. I know the brand of walker I know would say if I can't contribute. I don't want to do it. This is this is growth for me to be like It's in the spirit of what we're doing though. We didn't know a wnba basketball, but we did it We didn't know in hl but we did it and and now we're gonna have to do This might be the rest of the show for the rest of history. I don't know that we're ever gonna get it But but then that's okay. Yeah, we're talking. I mean the world cup's coming up We're gonna win the world cup. We're hosting the world cup. That's right. We have to flex our soccer knowledge and we have to Gain our soccer enough which country are you rooting for? USA Oh, not can't Canada didn't make it, right? I don't know. I'll find out when the world cup starts Canada's not a qualified. Oh, yeah, they're hosting with us. That's that's bullshit. Yeah, it's bullshit Yeah, they got like one right now all of a sudden you want to piggyback with us. Yeah, it's nothing but like Oh, don't drink, he's down north Now I don't now we get a world cup. You're like, hey, I want some of that. I don't do that. Yeah They do that. I don't I'm an american patriot Yeah, let's do soccer let's do soccer we use maresh No, no, no, maresh is the soccer guy. What yeah I For literally he's been to england recently. What what is what? How are we supposed to know what teams what the fuck? Received a red car. Do the your do the english premier league english premier league's gotta be more do hold on hold on at let it go madrid Newcastle Valerial okay, so I should say he knows them all you could clear this board What's top left? Leone leone, okay, so Okay, go back go back to the left at let it go madrid. That's the one fernando torres played for You're every answer for nando. I know dude because I I he's he's a spanish dude I remember he I think he played for at let it go and then he played for liverpool. Okay. Well there spain's in africa So dude's african nationality. Um, hold on. Oh Hold on new castle. I mean he had to have got a red card Right. Yeah for received a red card. I'm just if I know any of the play. Oh, uh I do Fuck a problem is emerging brunnan. What problem is emerging. You only know for nando torres. I think for nando torres might be my yagre I think for nando torres played for every team And I don't really think he played for that many teams. I just picture him in every one of these jerseys fuck, uh Okay, so Let's start with You can play I I'm trying to come up with one player that I know on any of these teams and I got nothing go Let it go madrid, dude. They were all I know is 2017 liverpool I've let it go madrid. It's the only the Beatles. What's the what's the middle team again? New castle, I know I know sadyo money. What about mo salla? What about wane runy? Josie out the door played for new cast. I don't think runy played for any of these teams. Yeah, I just Wanted to do that there did out the door play for new castle Did out the door play in the primarily? He didn't have a he didn't have a cup of coffee over there. Do we have an american play for new castle? Fuck this is impossible. Why are we doing soccer? What about uh, clint demsey? Are we gonna name the same sex guys every fucking day? I do for nando torres top middle Top middle top middle Uh, I'll I'll fall in the great I got my one anyone else want to go? Holy shit Who's on new castle? All right now we What about all right, don't be a prick tim howard did ronaldo play for new castle did uh Oh my god Laning donovan This is actually impossible I know uh draugba. He's african nationality, but I don't think any of these teams. Saudi. I'm on it. Uh The greatest pop-up player in the world. We could do draugba somewhere. Pick one of the three. I don't think we can Marat, Marat confirmed we can't Salla's egyptian. Yeah, that's true. That's african. Yeah dembele. I know he's belgian, right? Um Samuel eto Romelu Romelu Lukaku does that name do anything for anybody? Yeah. Yeah, we didn't he play for Prince of Keem Do uh, do eto For I don't know Do what are we doing? Connors? You play place your your what would you say? Uh draugba Put your draugba. I don't think he okay. Just put him anywhere. It doesn't matter. Yeah, right there. We're trying to leave now We're trying to eat. We're trying to learn. I smell chicken parm What I don't know why i'm smelling like chicken parm or like we have to learn some of these. I also smell chicken parm We have to learn some of these show me some faces Memphis Memphis is a guy. Memphis to pie. Okay His he just goes by Memphis. Okay. I'm gonna be honest. I'm not gonna remember. I'm gonna be honest As far as just seeing their names and seeing their faces. I know I'm over nine. I don't know any of those people I know Memphis. That's the only one. Yeah, that's the only one I know. I've heard of Memphis. He's uh, uh, dutch Right, he's on the the dutch team. We played against them, right? Memphis is a good name. Didn't you go off? Damn. Um, all right. Well, we're back tomorrow. It's a uphill battle Yeah, it's gonna be the rest of our lives also counter pooped in the Stop We're in a we're in a small hotel room It's a small hotel room small hotel room that they have looking like a studio and right behind this set right here He took a dump in the bathroom Even though his room is down the hall his room is 20 yards away. Yes, and he pooped right here Right before the show too. It's not like he came and pooped eight o'clock. He pooped right before the show This is a living room There is a bedroom through there and then a bathroom that's connected to the bedroom There's two sets of doors that separate us from that if there's 10 people in this room I would never ever ever poop in a place with 10 people. I would go to my room. We have room It was an emergency room is right there. You have to go down the elevator I just didn't work to say how to go for you on I'm not doxing myself All right, that's the show we'll be back tomorrow. Watch uh barstow radio. There you go. That's a ball's done You You