IMITATIONS - Macron, Bigard, De Villepin... L'actualité vue par Marc-Antoine Lebret

And of sport, we're going to pass to the international situation. With obviously our two otages who are coming from Iran, two otages français, on en parlait tout à l'heure, Cécile Collaire and Jacques Paris, libérés, and they're here in France this morning. On is happy for them, M. Macron. Oui, quel honor to meet Cécile Collaire and Jacques Paris. Ben oui. Vu my popularity, it's been a long time that I didn't have met two Frenchs, happy to see me. In addition, it's a couple charmant, M. Ruckier. Oui, oui. She has 41 years and he has 72 years. What a funny idea. I was happy to exchange with them. We are talking about the process of Nicolas Sarkozy. Now, the process of the call for the investment of Libya. You want to give you places for Céline Dion, Mr. Ruquier? I give you a offer. No, it's all right. I'm going to give you a gift. But first, is it legal to give you a place for Céline Dion? Yes, the place is legal. But it's legal if I give you a place for you. Because when I asked the judge, she was accused of wanting to buy it I said what Madame la Juge I bought her I bought her But what indignity And if I add the gas oil the 95 98 not yet? What indignity! – On will follow this process, obviously, on a daily basis. Thank you, Mr Sarkozy. There is a petition also, which is also a more than 500.000 signatures against a project of law. The project of law is pointed at the door and could create an amalgame between antisémitism and critique of the state of Israel. Obviously on this subject, Dominique de Villepin had wanted to intervene. You've made part of the detractor of this project of law, M. de Villepin. — All right, M. Ruquier. It's not because we critique the Israel's politics that we are against the Jews. It's not because we critique the politics of Emmanuel Macron that we are against the gerontophiles. And since we talk about Jewish, it is not because we critique Az that we are against the moustachus. And to go further it is not because we critique Sebastian Thoen that we are against the relous who cut the words It is not because we critique Dominique de Villepin that we are against the people who give 18 examples to support their propos One station service now on 4, it's the statistics, one station essence on 4 affiche a rupture of stock of carburant and we say that the situation doesn't necessarily have to improve in the next few days. Oh, the salauds ! Ah, Jean-Marie Bigard, we are happy to see you in shape. Bah ouais ! So you know, Laurent, I'm talking about the government, I'm going to say the assholes, right ? Yes. The people are getting crazy with this story of carbon. Yes, for sure. The last time I was at the station service, you can see how everyone is going to be a pistolet, for not to lose a bite. I'm going to tell you, my wife even said, putain, it's me who lift your slip, I can tell you that you've never been so so good with your engine. What a horror. We are going to go to the Indonésie now. A woman and a woman have been, it was in the press, flagell 100 times in public for having had sex sex with a marriage Putain Laurent you never remember to go to go to a concert in Indon There with a turn on sc I going to take a perpette I'm going to be kidding. — Faut you be kidding for your tournée, Patrick Sébastien. It's true that a concert in Indonésie could be very risky for you, Patrick. — Ah bah, Laurent, without a touch of the relationship without marriage, I would have so much of marques that we would have to be with a zebra. I'm going to be kidding. And that's fine, because a zebra, it's like a horse. Par contre, je me disais un truc, Laurent. Le couple qui a pris les coups de fouet, j'espère que c'était un couple salomazo. Pourquoi ? Comme ça, pour eux, c'était tout bénef. D'ailleurs, le terme exact, ce n'est pas fouetter, c'est flageolet. Et autre punition dans le couple, c'est le flageolet. Et ça aussi, c'est la tendance à fouetter. Vous pouvez applaudir Marc-Antoine Lebray. Bravo. Transcription by — Transcription by — As for Pablo.