Fancy's Replacement

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Brea Improv come out and see me. Southern California, support your boy Brea. Then I'm in Tempe, come out and see me. I'm in Tempe, come out and see me. I'm in Tempe, come out and see me. I'm in Tempe, come out and see me. I'm in Brea, come out and see me. Southern California, support your boy Brea. Then I'm in Tempe, come out and see me. ASU. I'm in Hammond, Indiana. Then I go to Windsor, Ontario. Bethlehem, PA. Hanover, Maryland. Atlantic City, New Jersey. Then down south by San Diego Valley Center. Then I'm in Canyonville. And finally, I'm in Las Vegas. Go to AndrewSantino.com for those tickets. AndrewSantino.com. Introduce yourself so the fans know who you are and tell the story. Because maybe some people don't remember. They don't remember. Why story? I send video submission for me to be a fan C.B. replacement. It's going to be harder to understand than fancy. I know, I know. This is what I like. I like the challenge. What's your name? Christopher. Yeah, Chris. Christopher. I'm in Andreas. No, we call you the big C. The big C. And let me tell you something to the big C. We're so happy to have you here. I'm happy. Well, let me, shut up. Let me say this. For fans at home that want to know, fancy B is taking a little bit of a little bit of a leave. He's dealing with family stuff. Yeah. We love fancy. We miss him so much. We wish him and his family the best. Yeah. And for the time being, our lovely fancy is being temporarily replaced by the big C. Now, big C, the floor is yours. Take it away. Yeah. The big C. Yeah. Followed by the big D. Dominic. Okay. Okay. Anyway. This guy. And he's just average, by the way. Yeah. We get working. Okay. I can't give him any. What about the song that you wrote? The song that you wrote for us? Yeah. Yeah. You wrote a song. You wrote a song and you remember it. It goes like this. And take over. Go. I don't know what to say, guys. Yeah. I'm not a singer. Big C. Yeah. Big C. You have to just make up a song. Yeah. That's all you have to do. That's the only way you're going to be able to keep this job. Yeah. Ready? And then you're going to be able to do it. Yeah. And then you're going to be able to do it. Yeah. And then you're going to be able to do it. Yeah. And then you're going to be able to keep this job. Yeah. Yeah. Ready? And it doesn't have to be good. Can I do it in Japanese even though? Yeah. Do it in Japanese. Yeah. What is well? What is well? You speak Japanese? No, but I watch a lot of anime. Okay. Here we go. Ready? I might be throwing people off. Hood. Hood. Hood. Hood. Hood. Hood. Hood. Hood. Hood. Hood. Hood. Hood. I love to stream on stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream that I know is going to watch this. So, in about 13 probably, I haven't... Been with somebody. The D hasn't met Debbie. D and Debbie. Oh, do you prefer men or women? Woman. Okay, you're allowed to have whatever you want. Yeah, I mean, I felt like you were on the fence there. Yeah, you son. I'm not in the fence. Yeah, commit. I was going to say men, but because I got, you know. You got scared. Right, the pressure. Because you did say, you said my D hasn't met any B, but is what you're referring to. I mean, you, the B, you. B, you? Yeah. It's not how they call it, the B. A bayaina? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, V, oh V. Yeah. Oh, I see, I thought you said B. I saw it. You could be a butt man, I don't know. I wasn't mind going. Are you a butt man? Are you a butt man? I wasn't mind trying it. Oh yeah, you never tried it. Not with a guy. Yeah, yeah. Maybe if they put it on like a wig or something. Sure. No, no, no, I don't think so. Carlos can help you out with that kind of stuff. Yeah, Carlos can. Well, welcome to Los Angeles. Carlos is losing like 60%, so I don't know if I can do that. Of his hair? Yes. Okay. So hair is the standard for you? Kind of. Okay, we'll get you some. Only at the top, no, here. Yeah. My challenge for you tonight, our challenge, is to get somebody, where do you live? Albany. Albany, New York. Can I say? Somebody in the Albany, New York area. Yeah, I would love that. Preferably a vagina. Yes, yes. Oh my God. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. Imagine if we had him live switching the show, how fucked up it would be. Yeah, yeah, it'd be fucked up. We should have him do. We'll have to cut like 10 seconds. We would. But any nice person, preferably a woman. Preferably, but it just. He doesn't need to be from Albany. I can move around. In the general New York area? Yeah, upstate New York. Yeah, Oñanta, if you live in Oñanta. We talked about this in the car. Yeah. And I said that I wanted two options. One, I want a nation one. I want from a nation. Yeah. And one, I actually make that three. Okay. Oh my God, this guy's so greedy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're greedy. But I prefer. 13 years and you're greedy? Yeah. I prefer to have this. Okay, go ahead. Asian, nice games and watches anime. Okay, so you want an Asian woman that watches anime and what else? Plays games. Plays games. Like what kind of games? Any game. All right, solitaire? I mean, video games. Oh, video games. Okay, let's. I'm nodding to gambling. All right. So you want a girl like, hello? Other than Gacha, yes. Big C, do you like the anime that I just drew? Yeah, you want to play Warzone? I don't play Warzone. Okay. Do you want to play Fortnite? Last time I played Fortnite. This is why I get 13 years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta be more. You're very specific. So what kind of genre of game? Now, if she tells me to go play a game with her, I will probably do it. I just did, Warzone. You missed out. Big C lives in Albany, New York. He was a fan of the show. He submitted to Replace Fancy. I'm still a fan of the show. You're still, right. What'd he say? I don't even know what he said. I'm still a fan. You said that I was. This will be the longest hour we've ever done. No, no, no, it's good. No, I'm just kidding. I think we're cooking. It's amazing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the Big C, you're from Albany, New York and you're originally from the Dominican Republic. The DR. And I interrupted for one second. Yeah, yeah, go ahead, go ahead. Yeah, man. Let him, let him. No, it's your show. In like about two months, I'm going to be moving to Florida. Why are you going to Florida? My mom is moving, so I'm going where? She moves you, you move. You live with your mom? Kind of, yeah. Yeah, remember he lives downstairs? Do you speak Spanish? Yes. Speak some. I is good. I is very good. Good beginning. I, I, I. From the basement of my mom's house to here, I just keep going down and down. Oh no, no. He's taking shots of it. He's taking shots of it. Oh no. You think this is below your mom's basement? Oh my God. I thought this is- I love you guys. We love you. We flew you out here just to hang with you. Yeah. Wow. You guys can- You want a war? One day. I can have a war with you. Yeah, he's looking for a war. Yeah, you want a war, bud? I think I can win, Bobby. In a physical fight? Probably. Yeah. I think so too. And I never fought someone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe I did like, like, back in high school, but- Did you get in fights at the Dominican Republic when you were young? One time. One time. And how did that go? Probably like a draw. Probably a draw. The confidence on this guy. You never finish. You never finish. You never finish. You guys- You know why you didn't finish? You started crying. Yeah. When was the last time you cried, Big C? Probably like playing a game. I mean, the story is super good. That's why I cried. So. Yeah. The story is so good that the tears just start. Oh, you're playing Last of Us and you're like, oh my God. I never play The Last of Us. What do you- What do you- I mean- I play mostly PC games. I know that I love The Last of Us is on PC, but- I know, but what's the last game you crying? I would say, Scene of Day 3. Bring it up. I want to see it. Scene of Day 3. Scene of Day 3? No, scene of Lay. Oh, lovely. Oh, lovely. I'm about to cry. Just look at- Oh, look at that. It's a JRPG. The story is amazing. Tell us. Tell us the story. I don't want to spoil the game. No one's going to play that game, dude. Our fans are not going to play this game. I promise you. No, if they are- They're not! They are. Fucking tell the story and condense it. I don't want to spoil the game. You're driving me crazy! You're driving me crazy! Just fucking give me the condensed version right now, dude. I'm trying to save the game so you can play it too. I'm not going to play it. I don't have a PC! You don't have to have a PC. It's on Switch. I got to tell you, I don't know if the fans are going to like his voice or hate his voice. Yeah, yeah. Because I like it. I like it. It's very- It's pitchy. So many Mickey Mouse. I mean- It wouldn't be a voice on Better Sleep or on those- You know what I mean? Sleep? You know what I mean? This- Like, if you told a story on Better Sleep or one of those apps that makes you want to relax, I don't think that would be a good voice. This- This- This- I couldn't afford to hire me so you guys- Yeah. I can't- I can't- Just stand here. Try to do a Better Sleep like a meditation. So it's like, I'm- I got the app, right? And I put, you know, the big C. I press the button, right? You've selected the big C. Yeah, yeah. He will now put you to bed. Yeah, and now there's a- There's a- There's a song. Your bone- Yeah, you're relaxed. Try to get us relaxed. Try to get us relaxed. Come on. Bobby. No, no, it's not- No, it's Bobby. Yeah, yeah, the app doesn't know it's my name. It could be AI. Yeah, it's- Yeah, just- When you- When you download the app, it makes you put in your name. Okay. All right. I'm downloading a Bobby. Okay. Enter. Go ahead. And now you selected the big C. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And big C. Yeah. Oh. Bobby. If you play the scene of Lake City, you are 100% going to cry. You can go back to sleep now. I'm not sleeping yet. Press the X to exit the app. Okay. Really good. Wow. Really good. Yeah, I almost fell asleep. Yeah. The big C, tell us about your journey here to Los Angeles. For the fans that don't know you applied to replace Fancy B, we flew you out here. Your first- Is this your first time in LA? Yes. And how was the experience? Normal. Normal. Right, that's what we're going for. Look at the plane. Run a car. Go here. Did you enjoy the plane ride? Was it fun? Do you fly a lot? I don't think so. Why do you guys, what do you call fun? What do we call fun? Yeah. Oh, jeez. That's interesting. Go hanging out with friends. But I'm saying, were you excited? Right fruit juice. I mean, the days coming down to today, they were excited. Exciting. Who was excited? I was excited. You were excited? Yeah. You were excited for today? To be here. To be here. And so far you are? Are you nervous? Super happy. Are you nervous? No. Oh, good. I was before I was here, but no anymore. I feel like we connected already. We did. We did. What do you do to calm your nerves? What do you do to calm yourself down? I just, I think I can tell reality from fantasy. Right. God, God. He's very, he's a fucking crazy person. Yeah. He's enlightened. Don't people call me that? Yeah. I don't think you're crazy. Yeah. It's not crazy. And I'm saying that in the event that you do murder us, this will be evidence. I don't got the balls to do that. You do? Yeah. So do you want to move to Florida? Would you rather move to here? Do I have a choice? Yeah, we just gave you one. Yeah, I don't know. You seem like you might be a good fit to keep doing the show, depending on how the rest of it. I don't know. Please hire me. You want to be hired? I mean, you. But what can you do for the show? Because fantasy is going to come back. Yeah. I mean, if you need someone to clean the bathroom, I think we got you to do it. I don't know who he was looking at. I think he was looking at me. I think he was looking at me. I know who I was looking at. Who are you looking at? I am. Thank you. Interesting. Interesting, dude. Bobby's my friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're friends. We're friends already. Oh, we're not friends. We are friends. Well, I'm the one that fucking flew you out here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know who got you out here? Me, you cock. Sorry. I didn't do anything. Yeah. I'm playing. I'm playing. No, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big C, it's over for you. This is the war now. This is a fucking war. Oh, I love the Big C. Bobby. I love it. What? You still need people for tagging, buddy? This guy's unbelievable. This guy's amazing. He's unbelievable. Yeah. How long are you in town for? George can clean the bathroom. Yeah. George, maybe a fourth mic at Tiger Belly tomorrow. You can have him. Are you really mad? I'm blivid. I'm serious. Don't be like, I'm playing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No need to get. Oh, no, no, no. No need to get. Need to get. Need to get. No need to get, right? No, no, need to get. No need to get. All right, so I'm going to give Andrew my belated birthday present to him. Oh, thank you. But I want you to do like a mafia kind of a song, if you can. What about if I don't do it like a mafia? I can do a mafia, but not a song. How are you going to do it? I can actually change my voice to sound deeper. Let's hear it. Go. Tell me what to say. OK. A mafia. I don't watch a lot of, I haven't watched the grandfather. Yeah, the grandfather. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bada boom, bada bang. Something like that. Bada boom, bada bang. Yeah, just repeat. Bada boom, bada bang in a deep voice. Bada boom, bada bang. Whoa. I sound like a Jamaican. Yeah, yeah. Like a Jamaican black market pineapple dealer. Yeah, yeah. Bada boom, bada boom, bada bang, Andrew. Wow. Wow. This guy, I don't. But keep doing bada boom, bada bang, bada boom, bada bang. Keep going. Bada boom, bada bang, bada boom, bada bang. Happy birthday, dude. Thank you, dude. Mafia style. Give Andrew his present, please. Bobby. Happy birthday. Oh my god. What are you doing? What? This is my gift? Because I called your wife before your birthday, weeks in advance. Yeah. And she's like, I just don't know. You know what I mean? I don't like stuff. I know. So it's like, we couldn't come up with anything. So in my mind, I'm like, I don't know what to do. OK. You know what I mean? So I just decided to do what I wanted. That's very sweet. What I would want. That's very sweet. Is that something that friends do all the time? Give each other gifts for birthdays? Yeah, we do that. Yeah. Do you not have birthdays? When's your birthday? Call your friend's wife. Yeah. See what he's doing? Yeah, he's very good. I know. He's trying to cause a civil war. Yes, he's fucking my wife. Is that now where you turned on? His wife is my friend. Yeah. You know what I mean? And every birthday I call her and go, what? What should I get him? Yeah. And this year, she was just like, I just, he has everything he needs. So what do you give a guy that has everything? I mean, just love and affection. Love and affection. I don't have a Dominican friend. No, we have one now. Now he does. You're my Dominican friend. When's your birthday, Chris? The 25th of August. Oh, so we pat. Yeah, it's the same exact birthday as my brother. I told you when we did the interview that it was the same week. That's right. That was your birthday. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, 32. Yeah. I remember. Next August 25th, what would you like for your birthday? You want mafia style? I'm about to, I don't want this to sound rude. I think it's gonna. Yeah. But usually for my birthday, since probably around age 2026, all I get is probably a pistachio ice cream. He is like the antithesis of yes and and improv. I know. He's anti-improved. Anti-improved. Yeah, yeah. The reason is, I'm not picky when it comes to food. What are you picky with? Well, with women, he's very specific. Yeah, yeah. It's not that I'm picky. I would like my woman to be like that. It's just, I mean, we all have dreams. What are your dreams? Yeah, what are your dreams? I feel when I go to sleep, I barely have anything. You don't remember your dreams? I remember one, maybe the last week. What was it? But I got to do with family stuff. OK, tell us a dream. Tell us a dream. A movie. The dream was about the movie. You're scared to move to Florida? No. You're excited? I'm actually kind of happy. I haven't told these to my mom, but yeah, I think it's a good thing for me because that way, I like to play the one piece car game. So they have more locations to play the game there. This is Dominican. You do. Dominican Bobby. No, no, no. This is DR Bobby. No, no, that's not. This is DR Bobby. I would never locate a one piece car game facility. Who's that? That's him. Dress is a one piece car. Don Flamingo. That's from one piece. Is this your alter ego? No, that's just a cosplay. Don Flamingo? Yeah. Don Flamingo. You can see the pink and the. I do see it. Yeah, I definitely see the. We see the peri-eye. I got the short. Don Flamingo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don Flamingo. Don Flamingo. Wow. That's your alter ego. And give me Don Flamingo's voice. How does he sound when people go, Don Flamingo, let me get a photo. How do you sound? He sounds just exactly like my deep voice. Let's hear. Don Flamingo, can we get a picture? So every. Very good. OK. Don Flamingo, can I get a photo with you? It's so good to see you. How are you? We're not. Yeah, yeah, do the voice. I just want to explain something before I do the voice. It kind of is. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So. Explain the voice and then we'll do the act. Act out. 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I'm only here for one day, so I don't have a lot of plans all the day. Do you want to stay for another day? Can I? What would you do for another day? I did bring my switch too, so I can play some games in there. Good. Wow. That's very good. Yeah. Now, you're obsessed with Japanese culture. What is that? I'm not obsessed, but I like it. I would say obsessed. I think obsessed. I think you're more Japanese than Dominican. That's what he listened to on the plane the whole way here. I asked him, he said J-pop. What is J-pop? Japanese pop. I know, but like, who's the famous group that you like? Not K-pop? K-pop is better now. I don't... What do you have a problem with Koreans for? That's what I believe. No. You have a problem with Koreans. Yeah, yeah. Because Koreans, we have the best pop. But I don't listen to it. It's not that I don't listen to it. I just like J-pop better. Yeah, but okay. Why do you like J... So you have a specific fetish with Japanese people. Haven't you heard of Japanese people? Japanese people. Japanese people. Japanese people. Japanese people. Japanese people. Haven't you heard like the way that they speak the language? It's like so cool. I think they got blessed. They got the looks, the language. The only thing that they didn't get blessed with was with the pee pee, the pee pee size. The pee pee size. Dude. But that's a stereotype. Hold on, hold on, hold on. That's a stereotype. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on Chris. Is it a true stereotype? Yeah. Well, tonight, when you go to We Spa, you're going to be able to see. Yeah. Do I have to go naked in there? No, you can wear shorts. And McCone knows how to do it. They have shorts there. And you'll be able to compare because there's a lot of naked Asian men there. I mean, in my case, I'm not a... I'm not a shower. I'm more like a grower. Yes. Yeah, me too. We're all like that. Yeah. We're all like that. I look like the statue of the guy with the... Michelangelo? Can you Google? Yeah, that guy. Yeah. So your penis is like that? Like that. Kind of. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're a grower. Is it a thick pubes? You have thick pubes like that? Can I say it? Can you say it? I haven't done anything for like more than a decade. So... Right. Yeah. So it's like a Cambodian jungle. Because I watch the viral podcast. Chelsea Lin and Paige Jim. Chelsea Lin and Paige Gin. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Paige has an only fans. I'm not subscribed, but she... I'm not subscribed. It sounds like you're... I should call Paige. She mentioned that a lot. Yeah, yeah. Let me see if Paige picks up. So I'm keeping my voice. Yeah. Maybe we can make a collab later. Ah. I'm keeping it. So just Paige has a big bush and you think your bush can match hers. Does that what you're saying? Probably. Okay. Are you attracted to Paige? Is that why you're... I mean, she's good looking. Yes, but I'm saying... And she's funny too. She's funny and she's good looking. And she says in the podcast that she's Asian. She is Asian. She is. All she needs to do is to watch some anime and play some videos and we are good. So then this is kind of like your dream girl. And another one is Olivia from the H3 podcast. That's your other crush. Yeah, let's see. Could you think we can make this happen? Oh, I know Olivia. Can you? Yeah. She's hot. She's way out of my league. Nobody's out of your league. No one's out of your league. That's... They are. No, no, they're not. Listen to me. They're not. That's the negativity in your head. There's no one out of your league. No. I mean, look at what I've done. I got to tell you, I don't even know what league you're fucking in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're in a league of your own. You're in a league of your own. Yeah, yeah. And isn't that beautiful? The big nose league. If you work at Bed Bath and Beyond, you'll be the Beyond department. Yeah, way beyond. Yeah, way beyond. You'll be in the Don Domingo. Yeah, we don't even know what they sell in that section. And no one does. Yeah, yeah. Floating orbs. I don't know what they do. Lightning in a bottle. Because the age first, I don't want to be labeled as a... What do you mean? They're grown adults, aren't they? Paige is an adult. She's an adult. What do you mean she's a grown woman? Yeah. But I'm kind of on the older side. You're 33, 32. No, that's not old. That's not old? No. Do you know how old Bobby is? 54. He's 54 years old. I mean, they live longer, so imagine. Asian... They do live longer. I mean, do you live longer? Yeah, yeah. It's like dog years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Korean years. It's not the same. I mentioned dogs. Yeah, yeah. What's the average lifespan of a Dominican Republic of someone from the DR? Half of an Asian. 73 years. What's the average lifespan of Koreans? 40 more. 83, they got you by a decade. Yeah, yeah. A decade. I need to start doing exercise. You do need exercise. We all do. Yeah, so I'm basically 44. You are? In white years. White years. Well, no, that's DR. Yeah. What is the average lifespan of a... White person. American. 78. Wow. 78. Oh, we're catching up to Koreans. Catching up to... Not too far off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not possible. All they eat is McDonald's or Burger King. That's not all we eat. We eat a lot. What do you eat? Yeah. I mean... They created air wand, dude. Yeah. I mean... We eat organic food. What do you eat? What dinner? What do you eat, dude? Plantains? I mean, sometimes. Yeah. I believe you don't believe in the afterlife. I don't. Oh, you think this is it? What happens when we die? I will let you know once I hit the boat. Once you hit the boat? That's a term. I've never heard that. Dominican Republic. Yeah, yeah. Once you hit the boat? Doesn't. That's it. Yeah, yeah. That's it. When you hit the boat? That's it. The boat gonna be... That's it. Okay, once you hit it? It's like the green fripper when he comes to take your soul. You believe the Grim Reaper's real? No, but that's what people say. But when it's over? Nothing. Where do you think you go? Do you think it's totally done? I mean, I don't know. I know we don't know. How am I supposed to know? Well, none of us know, but what do you think happens? No idea. Right. It's a mystery. It's a mystery. Yeah. And that's what's exciting about it. What would you like to say? What do you think you'd like to have happen? According to the age range, we should probably be asking Bobby about that. Oh. Well, he is the elder. I'm the elder. So what do you ask me? Like, you think I'm gonna go first? Probably. If we go by age. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But judging by... My bet is on Carlos, but okay. Yeah, I was going to say that. Judging on... Oh, I don't know. Yeah. I think maybe George. Yeah, George. George seems so stressed. Judging on like substances? I don't know. In fact, George feels like he's the father of Greg and Agup and Christopher. This is kind of... Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, look at that. That's the dad. That's the dad. That's the dad of it. The whole family. I'm super chill. Come on. No, but it's the same kind of beyond. Good cell, George. I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm super chill. Come on. Yeah. I'm a fool, dad. Come on. What are you talking about? No, it's just genetically. Okay. You know what I mean? Christopher. Yeah. So you moved bodies for... And then when did you move to the States again? When did you move up to Albany? I came to the States when I was around 17, I think. Okay. Wow. You finished high school? Yes. College? I did like two years and... Where did you go again? I think we asked you. The college? Yeah, did you do college? ITT Tech. Tech. I went for computer science, but I wasn't comprehending anything. You were bored? Kind of. Yeah, because you're very smart. I don't think I am. I think you are. Are you? You know? I think you're lying. I think you are smart. You're smarter than me, for sure. I wouldn't be able to do electronics and build a panel. It's kind of easy. They give you a map, so you just follow the map. Okay. Did you do good in school when you were young? I did good in math. Math, right. You are smart. Math is very hard. Only with the numbers. Or you all go with numbers. Well, math does involve numbers, yeah. So you know anything about history? I did take one year of history here. Okay. What did we learn? My high school year. What did we learn then? Tell us about the Industrial Revolution. I don't know. I don't remember that. I think that the thing that I remember the most was about the cotton picking. Tell us about that. Tell us about the cotton picking. I don't remember. I've never heard of that. Have you? Doesn't ring a bell. It doesn't ring a bell for me. All the things, slaves picking cotton. Slaves. What? What? What do you mean? What do you mean? History. Yeah, I know, but tell us about slaves and... Slaves did what? Pick cotton. Yeah, when? Imagine, I don't know the year. I don't know the year. Okay. Recently, like 10 years, 15 years? Not with AI, probably more recent. Okay. Yeah, probably. Probably, yeah, yeah. Interesting, that's the only thing you know about history. That's interesting, yeah. Was that fascinating, that category? Is that why you got stuck on it? Maybe because I came here without knowing how to speak English. Oh. I went my senior year in a super white high school. Did you like that or not like it? I didn't mind. Imagine, he doesn't know to speak the English. I had a bunch of friends. You did have a lot? Okay, good. You still keep in touch with friends from high school? No. Nobody? Zero. Well, do you have a group of friends back home, a tight group of friends that you hang out with, or play video games with? When you do the one-piece card game, maybe, you know what I mean? I got a few friends from playing the one-piece. Yeah, and when you go in there, hey Gilbert, what's going on? I like, let's say we're in a room. Oh, Big C's here. Hey, Big C, what's up, man? What's up, man? Yeah, Eugene, I don't know if you remember. Caleb, it's Caleb and Eugene, man. I just say, hey, you guys want to play some games, too? No, no, no, no, man. Today we want to talk about stuff. Yeah, let's talk about stuff right now, man. Tell me. Dude, how was bad friends? I heard you went to LA, man. What was it like? You wouldn't know it was funny. What, dude? One guy actually asked me that he heard my voice, because he's one of the viewers. Yeah, what are you talking about, man? He's a viewer, a fan. What was it like in LA, man? Did you have fun with Bobby and Andrew? Yeah. I had a lot of fun. What did you do? What did you do, man? I just talked to the podcast. Yeah, but do you do anything afterwards, man? I mean, we are planning right now. I mean, we plan to do about let my past me tell you. It's like, I love it. You do? I think it's so funny. A piece of me thinks he's doing it deliberately. You think so? Uh-huh. I'm not trying to. Oh, you think it's the Andy Kaufman? He's going to walk outside smoking cigarettes. I was going to be like, man, that shit was. No, I met him before. Yeah, we met him before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, hey, how are you? I don't like to tell lies. Yeah, good. Well, this show is. Unless it's for comedy purposes. That's what this show is. That's what this show is. The whole show. We lie all the time. Yeah. But I don't know how to invent these stories. Or tell me how one piece card game, because we don't know what it is. And one piece is based on the anime, right? So is it like regular cards with King, Queen? I mean, with. Yeah, what is it like? It's like Pokemon cards. Oh, Pokemon. Oh, look at that. So if I have the monkey, zoom in on that one. That's monkey-loffy. Yeah, have the monkey. What? Nothing. If I have the monkey-loffy card, is that good? You can run four copies of each character card. OK. So you can have four monkeys. OK, I have four monkeys. OK. If I have three monkeys, is that bad? It depends on the range that you want to have your deck. OK. Well, we know how to play the game now. There it is. I guess we got it. We got it. $2,800? Good god, is that expensive? That's the first set. It's like the Pokemon. So it's a deck. It's like a bunch of cards, right? Do you have anything like this? That's like 2,000 something. Yeah, do you have a one-piece deck like that? That's like a whole set. OK. But if we got you that, would you be happy? The 2,000 one? Yeah. Don't get it. Why? It's a waste of money. OK, give me the one that you would want. Not that I would get it. I can buy my own. You know that? You guys don't need to buy it. In your fucking face. In my fucking face. Really? You can afford these card decks. Yeah. He's got a job. He's got a good job. Is there something that you've always wanted? It's not good. It's not good. Is there something you've always wanted that you can't afford in the card game? Because Bob and I would buy it for you is what he's saying. No. OK, good. Wow. You don't like getting gifts. I don't mind. This guy has a wonky contradiction. I can't figure it out. I can't figure it out. In each card set box, there is a special card that is called the manga rare. Yeah. And since the set number three, I've been opening one box of each set to. Now they are in set 13, I think it is, or 12. And I haven't got a single manga once. That's what it is. My luck is super bad. You know what I'm thinking about right now? It's how much. Don't care. We're not going to get it, too. I hear your mind. If you are going to get me one, get me the Sanji. Masahashi. Sanji. That's $100,000. Don't care. Don't care. Well, it's $100,000. No, it's not that one. That's Yamato. All right, it's in the cart. Don't. Don't. Don't buy it. We're not going to buy that for you? Don't buy that, Carlos. Carlos, get out of that. You buy that. If you buy that, I'm never coming back to the podcast. 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I mean, you saw him in the morning when you woke up, but when you walk into the business, do you go, hey Danny, or no? I mean, there is another guy called Danny in the same place. I said, I said, I said, not to my brother. You're an enigma. Sometimes. You're a fucking enigma, dude. I love you. I loved you from the jump. Sometimes I wake up and I have to go and weigh this guy out of his bed because he is still sleeping. Your brother. Your brother. Well, that's- You go, wake up Danny. We gotta go to work. Yeah. Yeah. And does he get mad when you wake him up? No. Oh. He's like, oh shit. And then when you wake up, do you drink coffee? What do you do? I just eat it like a bagel and some juice. You don't drink caffeine ever? I do monster energy. Maybe like once every like five months. Monster energy? Yeah. It'll last you for five months. I don't do like- One sip a day? Yeah, one sip a day. I don't really drink energy drinks. Like- You don't drink? Not often. You don't do any drugs. You don't drink one monster energy every five months. Every five months. Yeah. You don't do much? I don't do much. All I do is- You don't believe in God? I go to work. I, after work, I go home. I either go to the grocery store and if I don't have to go, I just go to my computer, watch anime or play games. What's your dream, Big C? My dream? And you listen to us though? Yes. At work? I listen to a bunch of podcasts. Oh. But you, but you- That doesn't feel really- Did any of those other podcasts fly you out? Yeah, yeah. But you guys are number one. Okay. Even before this, you guys- We were number one for you. Yes. I love that. So what are your, what's your dreams, Big C? I wanna know for real. I can't really tell, like- You don't wanna tell? I'm like- Well, you want a woman. I'm like- Girlfriend, right? I'm like happy with what I have. Life is good. Oh my God, dude. You know what he's like? Chauncey Gardner from being there. But you know- Being there, yeah. When you want, do you watch pornography? Yes. Let me guess. Let me guess what you watch. Let me see what your- I mean, it's no hard to guess. It's anime. It's simple. It's all anime porn. Is it anime porn? 80% of it. What's the 20? What's the other 20? What's the 20 versus 20? Like regular stuff. But Japanese girls, Asian girls? Sometimes. Okay. They don't know that you should. I used to like Hitomi Tanaka, but she retired. So- Hitonomi Hataka? Hitomi Tanaka, she used to be like the top Japanese porn actor. What she looks like? Yes. Is that her? Yes. Wow. You like her? Oh, so you like, wait. You exaggerated like breasts and stuff. No, like, you know, like- Look at that. Yeah. Hitomi, that was your favorite? Nah. What do you know? Oh, Hitomi, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She used to be my favorite. Yeah. She retired. You like big breasts? Kind of. Yeah. Kind of. I don't mind the size, but you know, a plus is a plus. He sounds like fancy. Yeah. That is what fancy would say. A plus, he's a plus. The way that you do accents is so good. I love you, buddy. They are so funny. I'm so fascinated with it. Big C is wild. He's wild and wild guy. Did you love your stepdad? Yeah, he's a cool guy. What's his name? He just has, you know, Andrew has. He asks what Andrew has? Yes, like kind of angry, angry issues. Wow. He's got you, dude. The whole family's got you, dude. No, like you, like he goes from zero to 100, like in one second. Who, Andrew? No, my stepfather. All right. But I'm assuming- Describe my personality. You are a cool guy, probably like kind of depressed every once in a while. Pretty good. And then what is mine? Describe mine? I don't really know you that good. Like I watch it. Whiskey ginger too. Don't get me wrong. Yeah. You watch Tiger Belly? Yeah. Yeah. But- What do you prefer? Can I say it? Yeah, say it. He's not going to like it. I actually like Tiger Belly. Yeah, okay. But that's because of your energy. I think that- I'm not trying to say- Oh, God, I'm so- Hey, bud. Happy birthday, dude. You're a good guy, dude. You're talented. Bobby, next time you fly me out. Wow, it turned. It was Andrew's idea. It was Andrew's idea to come out. Come on here. I like you, Andrew. Don't get me wrong. No hard feelings. The hotel was his choice and everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I- It was all Andrew, dude. Can I stay at your house? You want to stay at my house? I don't think Andrew is going to pay. Oh, my God. I don't think Andrew is going to pay. I don't think Andrew is going to pay. Oh, we'll pay. We'll pay, dude. Now, Andrew, can I talk to you? How do you feel- I can- No, be quiet for a second, okay? Andrew, look at me. How do you feel about Christopher? I am pretty excited for the show to come to a close. I'll tell you that. Yeah. Bad friends. Bad friends. Why? I'm excited for this to come to a close. No, no, no. This is going to keep going. No, it's not. And it's this kind of stuff. No, it's not this kind of stuff. No, no, no. Here's the thing. Christopher, stop. Shut the fuck up. Bobby, Bobby. Christopher? Bobby. What? I can cover- Christopher, shut the fuck up. Andrew, Andrew, Andrew. Look at me right now. Christopher would never have stepped foot in here. Yeah. If I didn't say- I know. Let's get him out here. Christopher, shut the fuck up. Go ahead. He's the cool guy. I don't know. I don't know. And I'm the old school- Old school- Conservative- Yeah, Rage- Rager. Yeah. Can I say something? No, no, no. I'm an inch away from calling ice on you. Yeah. I actually like my drinks to be warm, so- Yeah. I don't like ice. Very good. That's a good joke. That's a good joke. That was very good. That's a very good joke. Let me say something. Okay. Please, God. Like, I really- I think I was going to talk a lot less about- No, we're happy that you're talking. Yeah, we like that. This is revealing a lot. Yeah. I really appreciate that. I mean, I assume that Bobby Wooden, remember, the interview? He did not. But I really appreciate that you were the one that said to bring me- It was all ended, dude. Yeah. Yeah. So now who do you like more? From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. If that's- It's my pleasure. Even though it's- if it's empty. It's an empty heart. Yeah. So you're a heartless person. A little bit. Okay, great. Wow. I really like- You don't have empathy. I like this guy. I mean, I tend to go overboard with empathy and stuff like that. You go overboard with empathy? I don't know how to sympathize with that boy. Yeah. Yeah. Let me say something. In November, SNAP benefits are probably going to go away for 40-some million Americans. How do you feel about that? What is a SNAP benefit? Okay, all right. Check. No SNAP. What about Obamacare, right? It's going to end for- it's going to- what? Go ahead. I told these guys when I was in the car, when they were driving me to the hotel. That I don't know anything. Oh yeah. I just showed him where the Palisades Fire was and he didn't know anything about it. Wow. I tell you most of the news that come up in YouTube and stuff like that, I only see it when something big happens that YouTube forces you to see- Right. He just looks at the thumbnail. I don't click on anything. I don't click on anything. That's how he reads the news by thumbnail. You don't get involved with politics and world news? No. Right. Good. Wow. I just- you know, I just- You're in your own world. Play my games. That's good. That's so good, dude. That is very good. I think it's good for mental health. I do too. I do. You know what? He's onto something. Yeah, he is. I ignore a lot of people. That's not good. You need to learn the news. Me too. I agree with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's floating. He's floating. Yeah. What, are you going to sink his boat? You're right. Yeah. You're going to take down the boat? But I think the problem is the apathy of people that just don't care, you know what I mean? And if more people cared, I think- I care about, you know, the people that are around. All right. So you care about me and Andrew? Yes. Now that I'm here, and you guys are around me. So if Andrew passed away suddenly, how would you feel? I feel bad, but we can keep making the podcast, just you and me. I think the big- Oh my God, oh my God. I've never seen Andrew like this. Oh my God. I'm just joking. This is just- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you joking? I like you a lot. Are you joking? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's joking. It took shots of me the whole show. I feel- Old school, conservative. I know, I know. And I don't even know- Rigid. Rigid. You can take it better than Bobby. Anger, management. Yeah. You beat your kids. I beat my- I don't even have kids. Yeah, you beat your kids, but yeah. And I'm fun loving. Cool dude. It's because I feel like you can take it better than Bobby. Oh, I'm sensitive. Oh, now I'm sensitive. No, no, no. Yeah, now I'm sensitive. Now he's being manipulative. That's what he's doing. Oh, he knows. He's doing much more podcast with you being sensitive than him. Oh, totally. So I don't know he's more hard rock. Hard rock. But I'll be honest with you, what people don't know though is that he's extremely sensitive as well. People know. Yeah, and also not on top of that, right? He goes through deep depressions like I do, right? And we have to be there for him, you know? And I think in many ways- I'm about to go through one right now. I'm living. I know. And I think in many ways, me and Andrew are similar. People don't realize that, you know? That when we're off camera and stuff, when we're together, we share a lot of like, you know what I mean, fears and paranoia and sadness and all that. What's your biggest fear? My biggest fear. What do you fear? I fear snakes. Perfect. Snakes? That's the biggest fear. And let me say I'm sorry for like, assuming. After what Bobby said. I don't mean any of what I said, you know. Oh no. About snakes? No, about you. Oh, oh. The damage is done. It's just playing around. No, no, it's- I know it's 2025. No. I shouldn't be assuming. No, no, it's- The damage is done. Damage is done. You really hurt my feelings. He's gonna go through a really deep one now. You hurt my feelings. We can go to the spot. No, he's not gonna go. Yeah. I have feelings are hurt. His feelings are hurt. We can go golfing. I never go. Oh, perfect. Oh, perfect. I imagine. I know that you like golf. Are you gonna bowling? Yeah. Average. Yeah. Right, right, right. Well, because you know, because he's Dominican, he's gonna be in Florida. Yeah. Right. My fear is, because they don't care. I think that, you know, brown guy, I'm just afraid that they're gonna- You want to protect him. Because, yeah, he will get chased. I can see him getting chased. Well, he did all those. That's a good thing. He did all those sports. With the accent? I know. Yeah. I mean, I can change my voice. Yeah. All right. So, like, we're ice, right? Let's see how this goes. Let's see how this goes, right? No, no, no. Change your- No, just play. Get in the scene. Hey! Freeze! Get on the fuck ground! Get on the fuck ground! Wait, I'm American. Where are you from? Where are you from, man? I come from Albany. I mean, I made to say Florida. Oh, I book them! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I messed up this time. Yeah, you did. You did. You did. Yeah. I would say like, sorry, sorry, my voice cracked. Oh, very good save. Very good. Good save. Okay, good. Wow, all right. What is that? People are saying Selena Gomez's new look is Bobby Mom. A little bit. A little bit like my mom. What do you mean her new look? What did she do different? I think just for a video game, or a music video. I mean, she does look different. Yeah. I can't tell what makes her look different. Selena Gomez looks stunning for the in-the-dark music video someone said here on- I think I know what it is. What is it? It's her age. The yellow light and the yellow looking thing. You know, the corpus. Oh, she's 33. I don't know why I thought she was much younger for some reason. Yeah. She's been famous. When you get famous that young, you're like young forever. You're that age forever. It's kind of crazy. Do you ever want to be famous, Big C? Me? Well, if you were famous, what would change then? You think that you would be... Nothing. I would be the same guy. Same guy. Well, I mean, this podcast is dedicated to you, right? I mean, this is just your episode, right? So, it's going to get out there, right? And some people are going to probably... You're not going to become famous, but... Probably like the viral podcast of age three. I need to make a page. And Olivia. So, we're a stepping stone. You're a stepping stone. You're a stepping stone to get to a better show. You want to get to age three. And the viral podcast. Wow. And the what podcast? The viral podcast. Chelsea Lin. You think Chelsea Lin and Page Dinner bigger than us? No, but they are like my... They are not bigger than you. They are just my clients. We call them. Hello, beautiful. You're on the podcast real fast. And we can cut it out. And we can cut it out if you want. But Bobby and I are sitting here. Is there any chance under the sun? Can I say something? Let her know that I'm a rock star. Shut the fuck up. Is there any chance under the sun that you're with Page right now? Oh, God. I left her about 10 minutes ago. Damn. Okay. So, there's a guy that's here who we have on the show. We flew out to be your placement for Andres for Fancy B. And he is, and I mean in love with Page. Like, and I mean it's he's obsessed. He's shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut up. Cut his mic off. So, Chelsea, is there any wet... Can you text her if I can call her? Because so we can introduce them at least? Yeah, I just dropped off at the airport. Oh, fuck. All right. Well, yeah. Well, send us a text and we'll figure something out for another time. Just with her number. That's okay. She needs to hear it. I'm doing it right now. And good luck. I love you so much. She needs to hear it. Thank you. Okay, bye. She needs to hear it. You need to tell her that I'm a rock star. No, it's over. Okay. What did you want to say, though? Today's hit me. I just wanted to tell her that I'm a... They call their viewers rock fuckers. So, I wanted her to know that I'm a rock star. It doesn't matter. I'm Bobby. Shh. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Page. Page, are you at the airport? Yes, I'm at the airport. Can you talk for a second or no? Oh, yeah, no problem. Okay, so we found this guy on the internet. I mean, a guy applied to be an intern. You're live on the Bad Friends podcast, by the way. Oh, cool. No problem. Okay. And he's not only a gigantic fan of yours, but he kind of has a crush on you. Oh. Yeah. Now, are you seeing anybody right now, Page? No. Oh, you're not. Because, you know, he follows your only fans. We didn't know you had one. I don't follow him. Oh, really? Even though I've told you, huh? I know. I don't follow him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You've never seen, wait. Christopher, you've never seen her only fans? I don't follow it. She mentions it. But you've never seen it? I've never seen it. Okay. What's on your OnlyFans page? I do puke updates. Let me walk away from these people real quick. Okay. I do some puke updates because I have 4-inch pubes. Yeah. Love, love. I play, I play, I spy my little brown eye. I hide my bot hole. That's fun. And it's kind of, and it's kind of like where it's called though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a kid's game. I used to play it. Yeah. But for adults. So you look for my bum hole. Yeah. What else? You fart on it? I love your farts. Yeah. Got some farts. Christopher, you like, you like Page's farts? I'm not sure. But I'm okay with it. What? No, no, no, no. Are you nervous? No. Don't be nervous, man. Okay. It's just me. Hold it there. I got it. I'm just, I follow the podcast. Okay. I'm a rock fucker like you guys say. I haven't called a single time and I have a Mickey Mouse voice. I don't know if you are okay with that. Oh yeah. No choice, huh? I'm kind of nerdy too. So. Oh, don't be nervous. No, nerdy. Nerdy. I fart out of my bot hole online. Don't be nervous to talk to me. Do you want to say anything else? No, really. You shut the, this is your opportunity, man. She's waiting for you to talk to her. Chris, where do you live? Far away from here. I'm not close. He lives in Albany. I mean Albany. Well, I live in Albany, New York. Okay. Cool. It's decent. What you want to talk about. You know what we're going to do? We're going to teach him how to talk to ladies. Hey, we're going to call you back in a couple of weeks. Okay. We'll set it up. Yeah. Yeah. So I have a safe flight page. Thank you so much for picking up. Hey, thank you guys for calling. I love you. I love your guys. We love you too. Bye. Love you. Love Santino. Love you, babe. Bye, Chris. Chris. Chris. Chris. You dropped the ball. You fucking failed. He wasn't meant to be. No, you won't. No. You didn't. What happened? You clammed up. You shut down. Shut down. I don't, like you said, I don't know how to talk to. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. You don't want to talk to us. You have this brooding confidence. You shit on me for 25 minutes straight. And then you can't even fucking close. When it comes to friendship, I can do that. Oh, we're friends. Oh, we're fucking friends. We are bad friends. You fucking dumped on me the whole show. We are bad friends. We are bad friends. He's the name of the fuck. Oh, my God. He's got to stick around for a while. I do, I do think you blew that. You blew it, dude. I do think you blew that. Yeah, you shut down. Yeah, it was bad. Yeah, what happened? I dropped the ball, Bobby. Did you ever? I know what it is. It's because I don't have a cover here. That has nothing to do with it. You're a good looking guy. You're tall. I'm decent. I'm not good looking. You're tall? Yeah. You're 5'11 tall? Yeah. You look like a young F Murray Abraham, you know? Are you wearing a, is that shirt a fucking, does it suit you well? Is that that, it is. Oh, I'm wearing a shirt. I'm wearing a shirt. I'm wearing a shirt. I'm wearing a shirt. I'm wearing a shirt. Is that that, it is. Oh, I forgot to show you guys. I'm not going to break it because they told me not to do it. He's wearing one of Fancy's favorite shirts. Is that Fancy's shirt we gave him? George Haswell. Oh my God. But I have a one piece T-shirt. It's like my Superman when I rip it. I get superpowers. And the pussies dried up all across the land. That's why. Yeah, yeah. No, but that shirt looks good. That is a, how do you say it? Say it how Fancy says it. The shirt, the name of the shirt, the brand. Unicolor? No, isn't that Dizzy Ual? That's what he calls it, right? That's the brand. Dizzy Ual. Dizzy Ual. Dizzy Ual. Dizzy Ual. Right? Dizzy Ual. Dizzy Ual. He says Dizzy Ual. Dizzy Ual. Dizzy Ual. Dizzy Ual. Dizzy Ual. Clothing, yeah. That's for you, eh? They, they, they, they see, they see Ual, eh? That's it right there. What are you doing? Dizzy Ual. Dizzy Ual. Dizzy Ual. That's what I fucking said seven times, I think. That's what he calls it. We call it, we call it Dizzy Ual. So the thing with Paige is not happening anymore? No, that's not happening anymore. I, I can only say when she's not. I'm, I'm kind of like. Well, she's going to watch this. So why don't you pitch into that camera? Pitch, pitch Paige for a round two. Yeah. Maybe you can earn something with her in this right. Paige, if you are watching this, I'm kind of a nerdy guy. You mentioned that you like nerdy, nerdy guys and do I have to say more than that? Very good. I think that she closed the deal. No, I think you should say more. What do you, what can you offer in a relationship? She, she was looking. What, what can you offer in a relationship? Go ahead. Honestly, I don't think I can offer too much. You have a good job. You have a great family. That's not. You're a good looking guy. That's not. A decent looking. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. But she, she can still, if she's interested, she can, these guys have my phone number in my Gmail. Okay. Yeah. Just let me, just send a message. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think, I don't, I think, I don't want to put her in a harm's way. I'm a cool guy, I can say that. I mean, you should have pitched that. You know, you shouldn't say I can't offer anything. That's what you said. I can't offer anything. You want to round two it? Go ahead. We're still rolling. Yeah, round three. Go ahead. Paige, I'm a rock poker. I'm a cool guy. Kind of nerdy. I'm a, I'm a cool guy. Did I say that? You fuck hard. You fuck hard. I don't think I could go past. You saw fuck soft. You fuck soft. I don't think I can go past 30 seconds. Is she okay with that? Ask. I know you say, they call their fans rock fuckers. Yes. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. And you said I'm a rock fucker. Yeah. Because I'm a fan. You may cut off the 30 second, the 30 second cut out that cut out. Yeah. I mean, I think, I think I can do better in round two. Oh, so you do a nut fast and then the second round you can last a minute. But don't blame me. Don't blame me if he goes the same way. Okay. Wow. I need, I need practice. How's this episode been for you? I don't think the hand is good enough to practice. You want other women to warm up to page? You need another girl to warm up to page? No, no, I'm talking about myself. Oh, yeah. Well, Carlos is going to search for an escort in Albany right now. Yeah. They're not expensive, but it's not pretty. No. I feel. Look at the Asian one right there, the number one. I don't think like escort. Oh, she's black. Because I need to have that connection. Yeah, right. Right. You want to fall in love? I want the, you know, the connection of knowing the other person. Right. That's great. But she doesn't know about me though. Well, she's got to get to know you and you're a get to know guy. We can go with sushi on a date. Okay. I mean, I can tell her about some animals. Yeah, I think that's that's that's that's that's that's. Yeah, I can tell. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She says that she's half Asian, so. Yeah, you dropped the ball. He's on her block. Yeah, I think it's a dead. I think it's dead. Yeah, yeah. Can we go? What about Ethan? We can't just call celebrities. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not celebrities. What do you, I mean, if I call Ethan, what would you say? Because I'm a little nervous because this. Now let him do it. You might as well. I can talk to Ethan because he's he's a guy. But what are you going to ask him because I don't want to call him and then have you like. I already know that Olivia is not on the show at the moment because of. The stuff going on right now. I'm afraid to call him. Check hollow. I think you should. Okay. I will just tell him that I love the podcast. It's my number two. Number two. Hello, Ethan's Bobby. Yeah, how are you? You're on the bad friends podcast right now. I just want to let you know. Okay, great. We're doing great. We have a super fan here and he wants to talk to you if that's okay. I'm I'm I'm I'm expecting something odd. No, it's not going to be anything odd. No, he's odd. He's odd for sure. Okay, so I'm not. Yeah, you're going to talk to him for a second. He's had some questions that feel right. I'll hold it. Ethan. I'm a big fan of the podcast. I've been watching since the big nation days. Big super big fan. And I just want to tell you that I love the show. I don't miss a single episode. Get to the point. You can talk now. No, get to the point. That's very sweet. I really appreciate that. Who are you? I'm just just a random guy. No, no, just say your name, man. What the fuck, man? Why are you in their studio? I got lucky. Tell him your nickname. They call me. Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm listening. I'm listening to the big C because my name is Christopher. Okay, very interesting. I'm just calling because, you know, I think I like Olivia a lot. You said you weren't going to mention her. Go ahead. So are you a fan and you like Olivia? Yes. Okay, you said you think like, do you want me to... That's great. I mean, I don't like her. It's okay. It's okay to like her. Yeah, yeah. Good for you. Lots of people like her. I like her too. She's super nice. Can I take her on a date? No, no, no. He didn't work out the way he did. Hold on. Hold on. He didn't work out the way I thought. It got really uncomfortable. I'm like... Okay, listen. I'm like... Hold on. Stop. Hold on. I'm like, tell Big C. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That I'm going to do everything in my power. Yeah, I wouldn't. Thanks for picking up. I want to see you soon. I love you. I miss you. And thank you so much for picking up and watch the H3 Podcast. It's one of the best podcasts in the world. Okay. Thank you. All right. Bye, Ethan. I love you. Andrew, you're there. Yeah, buddy. How are you? I'm a little... Today was weird. Yeah, today's been weird. Today was weird on the show. And Big C is here. And I don't know if this was a good idea or a bad idea for him to call to talk about Olivia, but he is very excited. So are you like a stalker, Big C? No, no, no. I'm actually interested. I'm actually interested in... He's a nerd. He's a sweet guy. Sweet guy. Just to be clear, you haven't like Googled her address or anything, right? No, no, no. I'm not a stalker. All right. Well, I don't know. I mean, it sounds kind of like serious. I know. I know. I know. I know. That's why I got uncomfortable. So... What? Do I need to call the police? No, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, okay. No, no. We'll take care of it on our end. I apologize for bothering you. Thank you for picking up. We love you so much. And I love you guys. Bye, bye, bye. Bye, buddy. I keep dropping balls. We're not calling. I'm not calling anybody up. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not working out. I got uncomfortable quick. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't you think? Yep. Yep, yeah. I think I ran out of options. Those are the two, the ones that I like. Yeah. You know, I don't know. I don't know either. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. We created a monster. Yeah, yeah. But now I'm out there now. Yeah, you're out there. Thank you, Bob, for the opportunity. Okay. Can you look in the camera and say thank you for being a bad friend? Thank you for being a bad friend. Was I looking at the camera or the one that I don't? Yeah.