Well, so my thing is stuffy. I'll just get into it. Yeah, I'm driving my car it Again, I'm docked myself whatever we can believe you can see appreciate appreciate that. It's car city It public trains sucks here And gas prices as you know are on the rise I'm pretty much resented having a car since I got one. I'm just like I feel like I just have to you know, um and but I'm thinking Oh I'm 33 I quit drinking I'm taking a break from weed and I started really getting fascinated with the idea of getting a motorcycle Oh, and I know hold on I know can I just say there needs to be a 90-day moratorium after a breakup Where a man is not allowed to even think about buying a motorcycle because you what you're describing is what you're describing is like the Early-onset divorced guy behavior because this isn't a divorce. It's a it's a breakup. I don't know how serious it was Was it pretty serious or no? Yeah so, you know, no, it was It was a six-month and you know, it was I still got some work to do, you know, I'm in therapy But I kind of reflecting on it. I was like, oh, I'm I'm in it I kind of wanted to have a partner more than I cared about who it was Okay, we got along that was good, but it was kind of you know, it wasn't really was very exciting, but uh, okay You know nothing against there or anything sure. Yeah So so you're gonna motorcycle Yeah, you know, well speaking speaking as a 30 year a man in his late 30s who just fell off a Lime scooter and broke his arm. I'm gonna say don't do it Okay for that reference because a guy who just had a Two-wheel motor now. What is a scooter or motorcycle? No, but it is a two-wheeled. You know Mechanism I just do think the now you've done some research. Isn't the statistics on like motorcycle accidents like really bad You know, it's it's bad if you're it's a lot worse if you're a young person and or you're somebody who's not being careful You know, but also the statistics are honestly the biggest problem is cars not seeing you and hitting you like that It's like well here's the thing hold on hold on. You know, you will be on roads with cars, right? Yeah, I don't care fault it is. I'm just saying whether you die or not You're like, yeah, but people are saying, you know going to war. It's actually the bullets that kill you. It's like, okay It gives a fucking still you still die Whatever So you're talking about like who's fault it is I'm talking about will you survive or not? Basically my main question is Versus a car and by the way when you say it's my it's young people. I Think that's this is it's a little bit about you the recklessness of youth Yeah, but it's also being an inexperienced Motorcyclist which I don't know if you've written them your whole life or if I know no and I haven't I'm not gonna buy one I'm gonna take the safety course first where you get to practice on one and you do a lot of learning and You know, you can be you I think taking the safety course is Fine either way. Maybe this is something you need to scratch some weird itch But I would say do the statistic us look up the statistics of in a fucking in a in a motorcycle versus like just A good regular car or RAV4. We're the we're big RAV4 fans here statistics of Motorcycle versus a RAV4 or whatever and see I Just think it's the the risks of motorcycles aren't worth it as your day-to-day shit But I don't think there's anything wrong with being the cut I think motorcycles are fucking cool and I don't say anything wrong with You know even being a hobbyist or taking even you know the guys like to do long rides, but they're on like these scenic Yeah, that's what I was that's what I was picturing, you know Because honestly I work at a place where I can take our shitty, you know kind of bi-directional transit system to my job You know and so I don't even really drive that much during the week So yeah, let me tell you this the open roads. Yeah, I would say You the way you have couched this question is you hate cars so what you know, so let's switch to motorcycles That's not really even what you're talking about here because if you're talking about you're gonna be taking you're gonna be taking First of all switching to a motorcycle doesn't make it any less of a car city that you live in right? And you're saying I can take public transit That's fine. You're basically saying public transit in a motorcycle Together equal a car and they don't it's a different thing. You know like You look a motorcycle Like I think daily using up my point was I'm not against owning a motorcycle or ever riding one I just think I think I I think it's cool to have when you have I see them as a luxury item or like a When you have extra income you get a you become a guy who buys a motorcycle and you ride for leisure Leisure or you do it almost like you just like it as a piece of engineering I get that more and more the more I was never a big car guy motorcycle guy That's just not this type of stuff I get but there are people who love cars as a like, you know They're just marvels of engineering or whatever Okay, fine. That's yeah, if that's your version of appreciating art essentially It's it's someone who thinks art is gay You're able to talk about silhouettes and no one's gonna call you a homo basically is is part of being a car guy Or even a motorcycle guy to me. So that's my my perspective on them is motorcycles I don't think they should be your fucking day-to-day transit If you're saying can I in a non-car city replace my car with a motorcycle and feel good It can my can a motorcycle be my daily driver My answer is probably no my gut reaction is no first statistical safety reasons but at the same time I do plenty of shit That statistically is going to kill me right like I'm a hypocrite in many ways my diet The amount of the sheer amount of edibles. I've been I mean the amount the molecules of T. H. E. My system the last Yeah, I had to I decided to put it on pause. I just started I Started taking 30 milligrams like they were 10 milligrams. I was like, yeah, no Yeah, no, it's tough and I don't want to talk about the milligrams I'm on because I will sound like one of those we remember growing up There's a weird kid who lied about how much drugs they did. Yes. And it's like, oh, you didn't take you didn't take 40 tabs of acid We know you didn't do that When I talk about the amount of the amount of edibles that elders can't ascribe you've seen me take this amount of it I'm at the I'm over a hundred a day right now, right? Which is a tough place to be Beautiful. I love that for you. I don't know how Man, it's not good. The thing is it doesn't get me to that high I just am scared of the amount of putting I'm like, wait, I've been doing this for like so many days in a row that It's just can't be good for you It just can't taking anything intoxicating to these levels this many days in a row. There's no way it's positive I'll put it that way. Maybe it's not negative. Yeah, but anyway, that's neither here nor there That my point I should ride a motorcycle as little as possible if and when I get one is basically listen Take the safety course What I'm saying is take the safety course you like I said, this is sort of divorced behavior You know what I mean? Sure. Oh Cut off my I had a ponytail and cut got out short haircut recently. You're doing things backwards. Oh You're doing things back To ride a motorcycle I was like, damn, it's hot as fucking this helmet. Maybe I should cut my hair I don't know I've been fucking guys He's changing his entire life around a hobby he hasn't even experienced yet You're changing your entire life for something you're imagining. So look, I would say take the safety course You're this is just you wanting to be a different guy by the way Because it's symbolizes a type of rough individual Stulinity that you don't possess right now that you're that you're jealous of and so it's sim it's more symbolism than anything You you want to feel and look you want people to see you and see fucking James Dean in Rebel without a cause You know what I mean? There's a little bit. There's a little bit of that. There's I do think there is some I think that's it But listen, that's a big part of everything we do right? So I'm not again. I'm not I'm not knocking you for it. I'm just saying I Let's look at the dangers of the thing of the you're basically you want to transform yourself to a different type of guy And I'm just saying let's look at it's basically like let's go let's talk to a therapist before transitioning And I'm not saying you're not saying I'm not saying you shouldn't transition into a motorcycle guy But let's make sure there aren't other solutions first because you know what I mean Because what you're so so anyway, I get that's sort of how I see And again, I understand there's people who and you're like, oh, but if you're safe It's like I get that but again, I just fell off a scooter and it ruined Alma I'm rich and a scooter injury has ruined my life dude I have so many resources and it still fucked me up compared to a normal person And so I would just think about how okay, what does your life look like if out of under no fault of your own? You know by the way the roads in st. Louis suck dick You know what I mean like the roads are bad you hit a pothole or some fucking asshole in a car Swore who's the real problem swerves and hits you yes No fault of your own you get hit you break your fucking leg You know I'm saying what is your life look like with a fucking broken leg? How do you navigate your day-to-day life because I can tell you as a guy with just simply a I I called my fucking I needed my mom I was so lucky that I had this happen in Baltimore because I had my one of my best friends in my mom Like I had my best friend drive me around get help me get to my doctor's appointments my I had to travel from I had to go to the movie. I had to pack up I couldn't pack a suitcase the first the first week I broke my arm Oh, yeah, my mom pack my fucking suitcase like I was a little kid going to go into a basketball Yeah, I do live alone Yeah, if you actually were married ironically or had a greater support system I'm just saying this is I can't believe how like fucking how truly Uncomode this this advice is But yeah, I really I would Because I've just gone through it. I would say think about that Unfortunately, I guess yeah, I called the wrong person at the wrong time Probably a month ago, I would be like nice get a leather jacket It's a pussy on the motorcycle, but now I'm fucking I'm I'm fucking mr. Safety now, and I'm I'm here to tell you the exact opposite hurts God. There we go Get on that motorcycle get on that leather jacket look fucking awesome. Of course gonna feel awesome This is this is this year who that he's gets to do you going to the army This is you going to the way he covers be the symbolism of the motorcycle guy you covet the symbolism of the army guy You come you covet discipline oldest because you have none and this guy wants to be cool easy rider because he's a fucking dork probably He was probably a fantasy dork with it. What kind of ponytail guy were you are you into like magic the gathering? I Start no I did start collecting and then gave up on collecting Pokemon cards I mean Pokemon card the Pokemon card collected a motorcycle guy pipeline if this isn't a dork trying to be cool I don't know what the fuck it is eldest the same way you go to the army is a fucking a pussy trying to be tough This is a dork trying to be cool. I think I think if I think if you get this motorcycle You will You will grow as a person There you go fine to two different types of rice decide who you want to listen to that's fine There you go, brother and I was drinking an A&W diet Well, yeah, you're free when I called you the good shit Fuck you turn me on you just said that in my fucking mouth started watering out this can you get me one actually now that he said it? Thanks, man Hurts it hurts God At the very least shave yourself a goatee and see how you feel Then look at the awesome goatee look in the mirror see how you feel and that's your answer Here's what you do you buy you either buy or rent a leather jacket Shave a goatee into your face take the safety course While while you're taking the safety course wear the leather jacket to bars with your goatee and your new short hair See if doing that for one week Scratches the itch and you're like that was fun I I larked as a fucking motorcycle guy for a week and I got out of my system cracking for me Guess I'll give that a shot last time I had to go to you did not look good. So maybe that's my answer Yeah, well there you go, man. Sorry. I have to shout cuz I have one arm Maybe maybe I need to get a motorcycle because every time I've shaved a goatee on myself It has looked fucking awesome To the point It was there a movie where King Kong rode a motorcycle and you can borrow that where the fuck are you gonna find a motorcycle? They make some big ass hog. That's the reason like I would need one so big you would need such a hilariously fuck it You're six six three hundred fucking pounds. You think they just make motorcycles for you? I'll just you got me beat by one inch, buddy. Oh, baby. Yeah, yeah Well, oh, that's an even that's even hold more hilarious your fucking six five and you need a motorcycle to feel cool God, I'm talking to two fucking tall losers right now, dude. You guys fucking stink both of you I don't care what you fucking do on your motorcycle. Let's offline show me some some of the cycles you're considering Yeah, you know, this are gonna start You I'm talking to the future admins of our tall motorcycle riders tall bikers tall bikers Well, you guys will workshop the name. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so anyway, good luck, buddy. We're rooting for you We love it. Yeah, and keep us up to keep us updated. Yeah, let us know if you get up get up All right, see you brother
