Alec Baldwin + Gina and Bryan (Carolla Classics)

Welcome to Coral Classics, I'm your whole super fan Giovanni. This is the podcast we play the best moments, highlights, and fans like the clips from all 17 years of the Adam Corolla show. We have a companion podcast titled Coral Classics, available exclusively through Podcast 1.plus. You can find the ad-free archives, and if you'd like to find the ad-free archives of the Adam Corolla show, the Adam and Dr. Drew show, or get access to the brand new podcast, beat it out, make sure to check out Adam Corolla's sub-stack, AdamCrolla.substack.com. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us at ClassicsandAdamCrolla.com. Let's get to the clips. Come up first we have Adam Corolla show 1945, featuring Alec Baldwin, Keenan Thompson, and Justin Long from 2016. Hey, this is Adam Corolla. I'm in New York City. I'm backstage at Match Game. The backstory is Alec Baldwin asked me to come out here and do a few shows with him. I said I owed a podcast. I was able to grab a couple of celebrities from the celebrity match game and then Alec at the end. Some of this will be a little redundant because we kind of piece it together. We're grabbing people at lunch and between shows and so on and so forth. Justin Thompson is coming up first. Love him on SNL. I will tell you that my movie, The 24 Hour War, doing very nice on the pre-orders. Thank you very much. Chassis.com. It's coming out November 22nd, but we really appreciate the pre-orders. We got a live show coming up in Reno on the 19th. There's live shows, charity events, and everything everywhere. Just go to AdamCrolla.com. And once again, this is a little bit piecemeal because we had to kind of get it on the fly in between shows backstage here at, I think we're at ABC in New York City. Either way, I ask for your forgiveness because again we had to cobble this together, but we got some pretty good stuff. And without any further ado, enjoy Kenan Thompson. From New York City, this is the AdamCrolla show. Today, Adam sits down for a special Election Day edition with Alec Baldwin, Saturday Night Lives Kenan Thompson, and Justin Long. And now, a reminder that if he sees you with an eye-voted sticker on your chest, you'll soon have his foot in your ass. AdamCrolla. All right, get it on. Got to get it on. A choice but to get on. Mandate, get on. That's my beginning, Kenan. Get it on. Thank you. Get it on. Get it on. Thank you. We are here backstage. We're at the match game. And Kenan Thompson is here. Huge fan of yours. Thank you, man. Huge fan of yours. Kenan, I didn't know who the guests were going to be. So we're going to have Justin Long on a gas tire. He's going to be here. Alec Baldwin's going to come in as well. But when I found out that Kenan was going to be on the show, I just pulled him aside for a moment so I could talk to him because I'm a huge SNL fan. And as I told you off the microphone, I love to see your progress and I love to see how you began on the show and what you've blossomed into. So tell everyone how long you've been on the show, how many seasons. Well, thank you, Adam, for that delightful intro. This is season 14. So I think most people would say he's been on six years. Right. Seven years. Yeah, a lot of people say like, so what is this, like year number five, number four? Well, it's 14. I was like, oh. Because you were so young when you started and you didn't come from Second City or the groundlings. You came from Nickelodeon, right? Yeah. So you sort of had those years where you're on the bench learning the craft, watching the guys do what they do and the girls do what they do. And now you're just in full swing. Thank you. It was a lot of riding the bench. I mean, I got lucky because, you know, early on I was willing to do a lot of ladies. So that put me into the game early. Like I did Star Jones when that whole Star Jones things was cracking. And then, you know, squeezed into Whoopie and some other, you know, ladies. But it kind of took a gay turn, which made it, you know, sure. And then I did this. It was called Deep House Dishes. Like I want to say it was a talk show, but it was mostly just people dancing. Did you, I mean, you've always been around or in front of the camera, right? So where'd you grow up? I'm from Atlanta. And. Speaking of the gays. And who got you in? Do you have showbiz parents? No. I mean, my dad sang at church. I guess this is showbiz as it got for me. But my brother and I both started, you know, auditioning for stuff at a young age. Kind of just a thing to do outside of sports, I guess. Was it always comedy or did you want to act, drama? I actually grew up doing like very straight theater type stuff. And like, you know, it got super dramatic and extra in high school. Like we were writing about like teenage aides and stuff like that. But I always was like the comic relief of stuff that I was ever in. So I would always tend to focus on the funny. So when did you come to Hollywood? My first trip was when I did the Mighty Ducks 2 when I was 15, something like that. And then I moved out there after high school. And then that's when all the Nickelodeon stuff started going down. It was happening at the same time. It started like when I was 16 and then it went till I was 22. So did you ever go to high school, like normal high school? Yeah, when I was in town, like whenever we had breaks or whatever, I would go back. And then if school was in session, I would go to school. So I went to prom and all that stuff. Was it weird? I mean, showing up and everyone kind of knew who you were? No, I mean, I don't know if the shows were as popular yet. You know what I mean? When we were doing them, you either really had to have cable and really be on top of Nickelodeon to know who we even were. And I went to public school, so it wasn't like everybody was just knocking my door down like that. And so how did the SNL come about? Because everyone auditions. But you'd been doing comedy on TV for quite some time. Before that, did somebody call you? I had been like sending my tape once I left Nickelodeon for a couple years and they kept telling me I was like too young in the face, too young in the face or whatever. And then Tracy left. And so there was like room for blackness. And I got to audition and I straight up auditioned. I had to do stand up. I never done stand up before. So I had to make up like a terrible five minute run of stuff. And yeah, I did it on the stage for the callback, which was more comfortable because I was like, you know, camera work, I was used to that. And then one more final like stand up audition in LA. And then they picked like four of us. So who was in your class 15 years ago or who was on the show when you entered 15 seasons ago? When I entered it was Jimmy and Tina and Horatio and Dratch and Amy Poehler and Seth and Fred and Forte. And what was it like at the beginning? And you know, we were sort of laughing about people thinking you've been on for six seasons, but you've been on for 15 seasons. It was a little, was it discouraging at the beginning or were you just watching and taking it in? I mean, I felt like I was always pretty much embraced from the beginning because my Rudolph gave me my first even moment on the show. I didn't even know we were supposed to like write our own sketches. And lucky enough for me and that first episode was like right after the Emmys and Wanda Sykes and Bill Cosby had like a weird run in. And she was like, I think we should like recreate this moment or whatever. And I was like, cool, I got to Cosby because I've been doing Cosby since I was on Nickelodeon. And I was just like, let's do it. I wasn't scared of that because those were pretty comfortable shoes. And I just waited on the day and it was like a moment during updates. I was like kind of just watching the show the whole time. And then I had to get in my ball cap and my little tuxedo and sit there and wait for that moment. And then it happened. Oh, that's right. The Wanda Sykes, Bill Cosby. Yeah, they had like a weird audience. He was just a bit of a dick. Maybe he was a precursor to something. She was like doing her, I think she was hosting. So she was like being like, you know, play with everybody in the audience. And he was not giving up the love at all. No. But again, that was our first sort of glimpse at the dark side of Bill Cosby, perhaps. So what is the week like for you on an average SNL week? I mean, it's pretty busy. There's six day shoot weeks, not shoot weeks, but six days worth of prep, I guess you could say. Right. And then we do the show on Saturday. So I guess five days of prep in the show. But it's tough because we pitch on Monday and you know, you can start writing if you want. But we write all night Tuesday, basically. And Wednesday is the table reading. Hustle starts Thursday and Friday. So it's like every single day of your week pretty much is encumbered by catering to the host. You know what I'm saying? I got to tell you, Black Jeopardy is my favorite. Thank you, man. Shout out to Brian Tucker. Shout out to Michael Chang. There are two writers on that. And they crush it every single time. Yeah, but I feel like it's mostly you. Thank you. I mean, this stuff is funny. I try to contribute. I like to play the maestro. It's nice to move the scene along and play the beats out when it's going or whatever. If there's a moment to be taken, it's usually me who gets to find it. So the host position is a good one. So for you, I mean, a lot of people use SNL as a stepping stone, getting into theatrical stuff and all that business. For you, what's the plan? I mean, a lot of people have done their thing on SNL and have moved on by now. You're just hitting your stride on SNL. So I don't know why you want to go anywhere, but is there a plan? I mean, I don't want to. I wish I could do it forever. You know what I mean? The plan is the typical one to try to get your own show or try to get your own production thing going, whether it's a series of movies with your buddies or if it's just a sitcom that'd be great, not just a sitcom that'd be awesome, to get us a comment that works. So I guess the focus is to continue that and then trying to put a producer hat on and start. Are you doing? Are you writing? Writing full-length stuff, theatrical stuff, comedies or developing stuff? Yeah, we did a pilot with Nickelodeon called Buck and Ear Galaxy and hopefully that gets picked up and should be awesome if it does. It's about pirates and out of space. So if it does get picked up, then do you have to leave SNL? No, I'm just a producer on that. So I can do both, I believe. I think the, I don't know, SNL has sort of its ebbs and its flows and we all know there's the good years and the lean years and the all-star cast and the lightning in a bottle, sort of Eddie Murphy kind of stuff and then the slightly more bizarre cast, casting that had Robert Downey Jr. was in there for a while and like weird stuff. But I feel... You might be home. Yeah, Anthony Michael. Michael and Anthony Michael. Yeah, there it is. Michael Seahaw is Dexter, right? Right. So not Dexter. I feel, but I don't know what you think and I don't know if you're as much of a historian as I am, but I feel like... Oh, Randy Quaid. I feel like there's this really sweet spot you guys are in which is all about the product, whereas when you have Eddie Murphy and he's going to do Gumby, it's just kind of the Eddie Murphy show and everyone else is kind of working around him. And it's been that way with certain John Belushi. It's like he's going to do the Samurai guy and then he's going to do this guy and he's going to do that guy and you guys are just kind of window dressing. And I feel like it's hit its stride in the sense that it's a true ensemble now. For sure. I mean, last week was a prime example of that. I think everybody had a one or two type of moment. I mean, Beck had a big show, but Beck usually has a big show. So it was cool to see how everybody kind of got their thing in. Even Pete had his recorded thing and he had one in. You know what I mean? It was like well received and everything else that went on down. It was very much a team effort and that's what has been lately. And I think that is the ideal situation. The day of the breakout star one person you want to watch probably, I don't know. I don't know if it ended with Will Ferrell or not, but it seems like people tend to love it when they know everybody in the cast, they can enjoy everybody's different ways of being funny. It's kind of weird. It's sort of like the audience is like kids who want to eat pie for dinner. And it's like not as an audience. You do kind of want that will Ferrell and doing Harry Carey or something. You want that big breakout. Oh, do the do the check brothers or do the whatever the bid is. But the reality is I think it's more nutritious to have like some spinach and some chicken. You know what I mean? Like there's some salmon. What I'm saying is I don't want to go racial here. I'll say salmon. Yeah. But what I'm saying is it's stuck with chicken. I didn't say how it was prepared. It could have been like grilled chicken. It's good. It could have been broasted. The point is, as a sort of comedy connoisseur, I appreciate it's a more nutritious meal to see all the food groups represented rather than let's just shove the dessert out front. I mean, you know, it seems like this is our lunch break, by the way, so you can tell what's going on. It seems like you want to watch the will for like it should be called the will Ferrell show or should be called like the Jimmy Fallon show or something like that. Right. I guess they go into that once they graduate from the school, but I always like it when I can call out, you know, a character that everybody can do. You know, I get excited when, you know, Bobby does like Anthony Crespo, you know, or something. I'm like, I can't wait. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Anything else like that. So I think everybody's got their favorite cast member and stuff like that. But when you watch the show from beginning to end, it's usually really nice when more than one person is scoring. Well, last question. I'm a huge fan, but I still never know if there's a rerun coming or we got a live one coming. Now what's this week? This is we're live for the next two weeks. Okay. So who do we have coming up? Dave frigging Chappelle. Wow. And tribe called quiz. Yes. Now that is fried. I mean, broasted. That is whatever it is. It's going to be chicken and a half. So when a guy like that comes in and I'm guessing you're a fan, huge, is it freak you out a little bit? Are you you're trying too hard or you have a bunch of stuff that sort of, I mean, I think, you know, thankfully he's, you know, taking it as serious as anybody else is that here's the news that he's going to do it. You know what I mean? So he's kind of been around for the last couple of weeks, which helped to subsidize that because I was super fan freaking out like the first couple of times he was around and now I can kind of just treat him like a dude. But yeah, I was, you know, an epic fan. I still have the DVDs, you know, probably in my backpack. So the guys who are really serious about it and who want to do it right show up not the week of their week, but they've never done it, but pop in some weeks ahead and start to kind of figure it out. Yeah, fertilize this so till the soil a little bit so that they'll have a good harvest come Saturday night. Well, I mean, comics write, you know what I'm saying? So comics are always thinking about writing and stuff like that. I guess like actors are used to being written for. So yeah, he's been trying to figure out like, you know, what exactly is the type of writing that scores well at SNL. And that's a great thing to figure out before you're under the gun because everything, it's a six day week, but we kind of lock it in by Wednesday, you know what I mean? So Tuesday and Monday, it's early in the week, but those are kind of the most important nights. You know what I'm saying? So a lot of people don't get that and he does. So it should be crazy. We will be watching this Saturday night. Yeah. SNL. We got two more fresh ones coming before we go into reruns. Yeah. Kenan Thompson, thank you so much. No, thank you, man. For coming in. I can carve it out in time. I don't have a reason if you want like Thanksgiving were often and three for December and then Christmas and then we're down for three and then we're back in January. And when you're out in LA pitching Nickelodeon come on by the studio. No, I mean I want to see your race cars. Oh yeah. Forget the studio. All right. Thanks Kenan. No, thank you. So we continue on here from backstage at Celebrity Match Game. Baldwin will be third. Justin Long is warming up the crowd for Alec Baldwin. I don't mind. Justin Long, good to see you my friend. Good to see you. Justin's a sweet guy. He took a break from eating his lunch and he agreed to come on with nothing to plug. So I guess we should just talk a little about this. I'd like to talk. Let's just talk about the journey, Justin. He just lonely needed a friend and yeah. I haven't talked to you in this format in about 10 years. I know. So it's high time. You started off, you grew up, I think you said out in Connecticut. Yeah. And you're, I'm just going to come across the wrong way, but you're an unlikely star. Thank you. No, it's good. That's a compliment. So what got you? No, I agree. It's unlikely for me to. Into the business. What was the plan? The plan was to maybe, my mom was an actress when I was growing up. So the plan was to kind of follow in her footsteps and do what my idea of acting was what my mom and all of her friends and all the actors that I knew in my life did, which was to do plays and then occasionally make money doing commercials, doing the occasional commercial. And then once in a like Blue Moon, if you really struck it, you got like a guest star on NYPD Blue or something. And that was, so that's what I thought of, you know, that was the plan if there is, if there was one. Right. And the three men sort of just go out and make a living as an actor, but it is probably unglamorous away as you can think of, like treat it like a job. Yeah. You know, I remember Tim Busfield used to say about this actor, Tim Busfield, who used to say about acting. You say, you know, Justin, we're like, we're carnies. You know, we go where the tents are. And he said, I mean, you just kind of take whatever job you take. You take if there's a job, you take it. That was how I was done it back. And so for you, it was which explains a lot of these, the movies that I've done. The break out. Why'd you do this? The was the Apple thing, the breakout. I guess there were a couple of things that, yeah, I suppose in a way in terms of. Yeah, yeah, more people kind of recognizing me in a different demographic. Recognizing me, but but I think the first big break was a movie called Galaxy Quest. Oh, yeah. Galaxy Quest was one of those movies that was not a big breakout hit, but everyone loved it. And then everyone sort of loved it after it came out a little bit. There's certain movies, I don't know, like Spinal Tap or something, like there's some sort of steeping process or something. They don't make a splash. They just kind of come out. But then people discover them. I guess it's word of mouth. Yeah. I think it was a lot smarter than people than the marketing anyway, gave it credit for. I remember it being marketed as sort of like a goofy Tim Allen comedy, like Space comedy. All right. But it was a little bit smarter than that. So people found it. And to the point where they were going to do a series, they were on, I think Amazon was going to do a series that was all written, the scripts were ready to go. The cast was all set like a year ago and right before. So obviously, sadly, Alan Rickman died and kind of that's what kind of put the kibush on that. But they were all set to do it is. So for you, you're out here, you're in New York or New York. Yeah. And you got a play coming up or you're going to San Diego to do a play. I think a lot of people don't realize I learned this from my friend, David Allen Greer, who was always going to San Diego to do a play, which always sounded so random to me coming from LA. I know you're going to San Diego. I was like, go to San Diego and then you go to Broadway. Yeah. And I'm like, why San Diego? I guess it's a big, I would have asked the same thing. I guess it's a big theater community. I just becomes the place that you go. It's like to test out the place. Yeah. Like when you want to test a car, you go to Death Valley. It's the Death Valley Theater. And when you want to test a play, you go to San Diego. It's got a nice ring to it. And you test it and I guess you work it out. I don't know. And then you figure out, does it go to Broadway? So for you, is that the plan to go from San Diego to Broadway? I think with this particular play that I think they're talking about that. I mean, that's, I don't know. I don't know enough about the process, but I think in general, like with this theater in particular, that's what they try to do with the plays. But with any, you know, out of town theater, reputable theater, I think that's always the goal. I do a lot of work up at Williamstown Theater Festival up in upstate Massachusetts. I just love it up there. And that's every, you know, every so often the play that it started there will come down to Broadway. So, yeah. Is it for you? So now going full circle back to just that sort of yeoman acting, get up on stage, do your thing. Not necessary. I mean, the thing that's, I don't know, like a Mac commercial couldn't be any further away from what you're talking about because it's the least acting possible with the most exposure possible. That commercial in particular is the least acting. It is the, yeah, there's very little heavy lifting involved. I remember the big choice I always had to make was when do I take my hands out of my pockets? Because I'm Italian and I just stick to it a lot. So I always was very self conscious about, I guess I can leave them in until now and now I can use them. But yeah, so there was very little involved in that. And yet it was a thing that a lot of people saw. I guess it's a thing that has enabled me to then do these other jobs, you know, and not like a theater job. But for you, does it matter at all whether you're in San Diego acting or on a Super Bowl commercial? Yeah. I mean, I guess I'd rather be in San Diego. Well, most, a lot of people would rather be on a Super Bowl commercial than in San Diego. Yeah, I guess both are nice, both for different reasons. But at this point in my life, I think this is going to sound really morbid and not at all entertaining. But I've, you know, the older I get, the more precious time becomes. And so I've been more conscientious about how I spend my time. Sorry about this. Doing a lot of podcasts. This used to be the backstage. Yeah, the biggest podcast. I'm also very self-conscious of the fact that Alec Baldwin's should be here. And I'm fine. No, well, he's fine, but your listeners aren't necessarily getting this. Who does the Mac guy feel about acting in theater? Jesus Christ. No, I just talked to Baldwin. He's buried in Chinese food in his dressing room. It was very ballsy of you, ballsy of you to, to throw out the Daniel Baldwin joke. I imagine we just, Adam and I just recorded a match game. And you had, you kept going back to the same bit. The woman who was the contestant said, made some content. Said that her husband was planning their entire wedding and then referenced her husband as being a Cosmo drinker and a Sea Breeze drinker. And so Adam just picked up that ball and ran with it the whole time. I ran with that mirror ball as far as I could drag it. She was a beard for this guy. Yes. Yeah. A lot of, a lot of, a lot of gay comeback sort of references to that. When fire came up, you got excited and used fire. I don't want to give away too much, but oh yeah, no spoiler alerts for the man. Baldwin got me confused by the way he asked the very one of the questions. Yes, that's right. And then there's that moment, that horrible sinking feeling when you go, Oh, I'm confused and I'm of average intelligence. So one of the other five people up here with me must be confused as well. Turns out none of you were confused. It was simply me that was confused. It was pretty straightforward. But that was, it was fun. But you did, you did also drop out Daniel Baldwin. I dropped a Daniel Baldwin. Yeah. Baldwin's ass. Which I've always, I wonder if he hears when people do that, I wonder if it's which Baldwin they, they reference in a. Okay. Now they're not. One second. Oh, they're really sorry. That's fine. They want me now you're done, right? I'm done. Yeah, you get to finish your meal and I want me to get in the wardrobe and get into the into the green room. So we'll take another quick break here. It's not going to be long if you're listening because we'll whack it together seamlessly. Justin Long has nothing to plug but a website or a tweet or. No, tweet, tweet, tweet that I'm proud of. Yeah. No, this when is this going to air when people hear? It'll air on Monday today or Tuesday. Oh, so people can vote. Yeah, people can vote. Yeah, I'm excited about that and I hope people do and that's what you need, right? Another. That's what we need. We need another pre-actor. Here we go. Here we go. You're welcome guys. All right. So that's Justin Long. I'm going to go get changed and we'll have Alec Baldwin in next. And now a message from Donald Trump. Believe me, you're going to want to spend election night with Corolla Digital. 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All right. Finally, Alec Baldwin is here again. We're backstage at match game, by the way, ABC match game first season available on Hulu second season coming soon. Movie rules don't apply. Howard Hughes is a movie. Well, it's not his movie, but it's about Howard Hughes. I just saw the commercial. I know something that was his movie. That's right. He could have produced it. So Alec, thanks for making time. Thanks for having me, my poser. I have a thousand questions. I see you on the stage. I see you off the stage. Soon as you get off the stage or on the phone, you're lining up the next deal. I'm getting my wife lunch. You're getting your wife lunch. You're spinning plates. You're changing diapers. Is there a sort of a I got to make hay while the sun shines approach to life or is it always been this way or are you speeding up? Who was it that said to me? They said it was Seinfeld. Seinfeld said he said you're like these Vaudevillians. He said you don't like to see blank boxes on the calendar. You don't like to be blank on the schedule. Right. You want to be booked every day. You want to be booked. I'm working my ass off now, but I remember when I was sort of I don't know 35, I had a sort of slightly more laissez faire approach to this career, this life or this whatever. We taped the man show. We'd finished season two and I'd say, okay, see you in season three and I'd go home. For my podcast, I just interviewed Michael Stipe from REM. Sure. And Michael said something similar, which was everybody in this business, you do it long enough and not so much like, oh, you got it. I got this and it's going to be your kind of casual about it. There's other things that emerge that you like. It's not your primary focus anymore. It's one among many. So for me, as movies that I made, as TV shows that I made, weren't as true in terms of expressing my creative impulses. I mean, I would do a movie sometimes or a TV show just to go to work. And I found other things to do that I liked as much or more. So I started working with the New York Philharmonic and I'm the announcer on the radio for the Philharmonic and that takes up some of my time. Then I do these silly little webisodes for true TV right now. We're on true TV called Love Ride where I give romantic advice. But is there and then my podcast is there? Yeah, the podcast, by the way, here's the thing very interesting. I was just listening to a him and Mickey Rourke wax poetic a few weeks ago on a car ride. I was God knows where in Chicago. But again, this feeling of impending doom with a little not in a negative way, but a little hey, you can't do this forever. And then also, and I'm just sort of scattershotting this one off the top of my head. Unlike the Vaudevillian days, everything we do is captured digitally. So you really are leaving something behind when you're on stage and it's lit by candles and you're singing about Mammy. That doesn't get left behind. Let's hope that doesn't get left behind. Best you is my woman now. Yeah. What you're doing is digital, captured there. Forever. Your kids, grandkids, grandkids can see you. It's indelible. Yeah. But even the internet will get filled up one day, don't you think? Even the internet's going to go, OK, it's like a lake. Listen, I almost took a beating from a group of male friends of mine when I announced the other day. I don't think we need any more new porn. And I barely it was like it was like a gang initiation. Now I'll just piled on top of me and started beating me with my own shoes. Like a phone on the jacket. There is enough. Yeah. Like a good cot beating with the bars of soap in the pillowcase. But it's like, yes, there is enough. But so for you, what is the sense of urgency or the sense of fear? What are you fearing for me? Heart attack? No, no, no. Heart attack? No, what I'm saying is is you've picked up more steam. I feel like in the last five years, then, you know, between 35 and 40, you're picking your roles. You thought you had to you had to craft this kind of career. Well, truthfully, I feel the opposite, actually. And that was when I was divorced and I had a lot of time in my hands and I had one child and I was single and I was I mean, I couldn't work enough. I mean, I just wanted to work and work and work. And that's when I picked up the podcast and I was doing 30 Rock and so forth and running around doing all kinds of things. And now, you know, cutting ribbons and raising money for charities, a lot of that. Now I do a lot less of that than I used to. And my wife and I have three little kids and everything I do work wise. And this is a very cliche thing to say is hinged around them. I got offered a great job. And they said, come to Pittsburgh for five weeks to do a movie. And it was a group of people I really, really wanted to work with. It would have been good for me to go. I don't go. Come do this mini series with this top shelf writer, producer, director who wants me to come do this thing for three, four months in Vancouver. No. So for me right now, everything is, you know, doing match game, doing all the things I do. This is about staying home. So at the same time, I want to find something that's more kind of interesting to me beyond me. The game shows fun, but I do the podcast. I've got a book coming out in April. I wrote a memoir that's coming out in April and, you know, finding work that I want to do at my age. I'm going to be 59 in April and finding work that I want to do is not the same as before because it's not that it takes a lot to get me out of bed. It's just that I, I've done a lot of things and I don't have the same amount of interest I used to. Do you feel like, and it's, it's complimentary, but a little bit loaded, or at least I'll say this. How could it be otherwise? I feel like you're so good. It's so many different facets of this business that you really can't just hone in on the playing the action star or the heavy or the whatever. And that in a weird way, your brain is pulling you many different directions at once because it is ADD. You can host a game show, but you can play the heavy in a drama, but you can do the comedy thing. You can do the podcast. You can write the book. Like, oh, you can do stage. Like in, in a weird way, do you feel that, and I'll say it, your genius is sort of making it almost everything accessible. I keep moving. No, but here's what I'm saying. Like, like guys are really good athletes. They quit what they're doing and start playing a different sport in the middle of it because they're so good. They're such good athletes that they could just steer it whatever direction they want, sometimes to their detriment. I think that the, for me, you know, the days when you could have a career, especially when you get older, you know, Hanks and Denzel and crews and people who are kind of on top of the heap all the time. That's been the case for decades. So they got that visa stamped a long time ago, you know, and I think that not many people have careers like that anymore. A lot of them have fallen off that, that, that yacht, so to speak. And for me, whatever was the time of my life to make my life only about movie making, you know, that that time came and went 20 something years ago. And today, you know, you, you stick to that one thing when you want to see Leo in a movie and something, you go to a movie and you buy a ticket and then you never see him otherwise. Right. You see his name in the social papers or in the tabloids or something and he's dating this underwear model or what have you, but you never see him, you know, maybe he pops up for some climate change thing. And that's the way it has to be, you know, and for me, I wasn't willing to do that. I got involved in different causes and different things that interested me. And you know, but to be honest with you, I know this sounds weird, but writing this book and doing the podcast, I do. If I won the lottery tomorrow, and that's another cliche, I'm sorry, but if I won the lottery tomorrow, I'd never work again. I just stay home with my kids because I just really that that's the thing I'm into now is having a family. Whether you're temperament, like in terms of your emotional place that you're in right now, it feels calm. It's my bacon bread at the Dakota phase. Yeah. Yeah. I'm writing songs for little Sean Lennon. Was it was it before tumultuous because there was too much testosterone running through you? Was it your headspace? Like what? Well, I think that when you have some kind of a when you have some kind of, I think an unpleasant relationship with people like the tabloid press or whatever, it's it's different from behaving a certain way unprovoked. You know, the in the this is not an excuse, but it's an explanation. And I think there's a real difference. And that is that people I would kind of mix it up with, they kind of did me. You know what I mean? Right. If a guy shooting me and my wife and my newborn kid, and he's 50 feet away with the telephoto, we don't have a problem. But it's the guys that got up in my face and tried to hit my wife in the teeth with the lens of the camera. And they really talk to you. And they wanted that confrontation. And the mistake was that I gave it to them. And I think that that that that's sort of a your product of your environment, your upbringing, where you came from, you know, some of the names you use to refer to people. I'm the same. I come from the same place. We grew up calling our 13 year old buddies fags. We weren't saying it is a slight to the homosexual community. It was simply when we came up. But I think what's important is in that particular case, they you play a tape. And this is a very important delineation from me. You play a tape of that event. And you don't see me say that word. And you don't hear me say that word. The cameras on my back. I'm really using myself as an example. No, no, but I think it's important because I think this is a this is a problem with the times we live in. And that is that the the tapes on my back and you can hear everything clear as the bell and it drops out when you hear that word that then Harvey Levin and the people from TMZ super the word printed over the screen and tell you what I said. Really? And in my litigation with MSNBC, because I sued them and we brought in all these acousticians to kind of say, we said, where's the where's the proof? Do you have some proof that I actually said that word? And the answer was no, they didn't. And so I do that one upsets me, you know, because I think, you know, if you say someone is a blank sucker, you know what I mean? I found out that itself is a homophobic epithet and you shouldn't use that word. So yeah, I'm becoming more aware of or I became then very quickly had a crash course in that awareness thanks to glad. Yeah, no, I get it. I've been there too. And I'm just saying you have. Well, yeah, not in public, though. You mean have I ever blown a guy in public? No, no. Have you with that we know I've seen I have that's the new porn you're talking. I have gotten into trouble over the years as you could imagine speaking in a microphone and speaking my mind for things that weren't, you know, when I was a kid, calling someone a Chinaman was not a big deal when I was a kid in gun smoke or bonanza. They'd call the hop sing the Chinaman, you know, and that that's then and now this is now. So you refer to a mess as a Chinese fire drill. Right, right. And now, yeah. So but but beyond the verbiage, I feel like your wife, your kids, your station in life feels just a lot more serene. Yes, serene. Yeah, I feel. But the other thing, though, is that the things you say now, the reason you want to be extra careful is because I think that to some degree, everybody has their thing that they think about. They have an opinion or they have a lexicon in some way that you don't want to externalize. You don't want that out there like a people could read your mind. Sure. You get hung like everybody else. And so you want to be more careful not just to cover your ass and not just to to be kinder and not offend other people. Also, is it? It lives forever. It lives forever. Yeah. To this day, there are people online. The minute my name comes up, there are right wing political opposites of mine who all they do was pull out everything like that. What you're talking about. They're like, you know, he's a I mean, he's a homophobic wife beater. Right, right. And it's it's sad, but it's sort of the times we're living in. And in a weird way, I feel like it's hit its saturation point so that if somebody calls I've always said there's never been a better time to be an actual racist. Like if you're an actual racist, 2016 is your year because we're calling everybody. It's the golden age of racism. Everyone's a racist and you just get lumped in with this celebrity and that guy on Fox or whatever it is. You're just part you're just in. So it's like I'm a racist. You're a racist. The actual racist. We just like being an expatriate in France during World War One. Yes, you're reading my mind. Yeah. So I know you got to get back to doing some hosting over here. So I'll I'll keep it going and wrap it up pretty quick. But first off, I'm flattered that you asked me to come out here. I'm glad you can make a show. Number two, we were talking off the air before the show about the sort of transformation and I was explaining to you how. Blair, sir, sorry. The the producer, the the creator Norman Lear. Norman Lear. Norman Lear. Norman Lear said to me when I was interviewing him just like this, that he's a much different guy at 92 than he was at 85. And I thought first off, I thought, how can that be? You're just old and then older. And then I realized that's sort of ages to think that way because I'm a lot different than I was seven years ago. Why shouldn't he be different than he was seven years ago? Even that seven years ago is 85. And it seemed a gel that that thought with you. You're 59. And I'll be 59 in April. You'll be 59. So back when you were 51. Are you different? Well, I think that, you know, when I turn 50 and I don't try to explain this, I don't, I mean, it really surprised me even. I was really flipped out. I couldn't believe it when I turned 30. I thought, wow, that really hit me too. I thought my youth is over. I'm not really young anymore when you're 30. You're young, but you feel like you're getting older. When I turned 40, I was elated. I was euphoric. I thought, God, I really beginning to understand who I am and what I'm doing. And maybe I'm getting better at it and I'm learning how to become a better actor or whatever. When I turned 50, I wanted to shoot myself. I was so depressed. I lay in bed for like two days crying and going, this can't be. I mean, I'm really seeing over the top of the mountain now. And there's more days behind me than there are ahead of me, blah, blah, blah. And, um, and now I'm just completely adjuced again. I'm married. I got three kids. I've got, I've got four enormous five, including my other, my other daughter, Ireland. I've got five reasons to take better care of myself and to stay alive and to keep working. And, um, I really, uh, the way that I'm different is I'm, uh, I have a family. I have a family, which I had a family and then that all went away. I grew up in a family and I realized now how much I missed that. I mean, I love coming home. And even though it's challenging and even though my wife and I, you know, we work hard and at the end of the day, I'm getting stomped to death, you know, by my son, he's just so incredible. But I'm just, um, I put the key in the door and I know there's something I love more than anything on the other side of that door. So I'm happy. So the question I always have to ask, and I've always said with you is politics. It seems like that's something in your future. Yeah, I don't, I don't think so because I, when I turned 50, I really, really got into mortality. I stopped and I said to myself, and I was, it surprised me too. I was like, we're all going to die. We're going to die. And I kept thinking, you know, what happens when you die and am I going to see my dad again and all this kind of, um, theological, I guess stuff. And, and I, and I realized I, I, I don't have a lot of time left. I take that back. I have a lot of time left, but none to waste. And there's certain things that I thought about doing, but they've come off that list and that's one of them. So I, right now, I just want to make a living and work hard and take care of my family and be with my family. And, uh, last question, uh, then religion, as I never really talked to you about it. I know you're a passionate guy and you're a spiritual guy, but are you religious? I'm Catholic. I'm Catholic. I was raised Catholic and periodically, uh, right now I'm probably in a lull again because of my work schedule, but I'm a churchgoer, but I found out from my priest, why I go to church. And that is, he said, uh, he said, all of us have little pieces of all of it, all of other faiths in us, you know, Judaism and Muslim and Buddhism and so forth and Hinduism. He said, sometimes I think I'm a Catholic because they have the nicest places to hang out. They have the nicest real estate. So maybe that's my answer. So well, a good note to go out on, uh, match game, of course, we're going to go in and shoot another episode post haste. Uh, it's available the first season on Hulu and then second season's coming to movie rules don't apply. That is a hitting. That's Warren Beatty's movie. Yeah. He plays Howard Hughes. Oh, that's right. Yeah. And Warren directed. That is a November 23rd. So that's coming up. And then the podcast, of course, here's the thing at WNYC, the website with Alec Baldwin and he always gets the A-listers. Um, so until next time, this Adam Crawler for Alec Baldwin saying Mahalo. That was Adam Crawler show 1945 recorded behind the scenes of the match game while Adam was filming. Come up next. We have the very next episode. Adam Crawler show 1946. Just Adam, Gina and Brian election night 2016. Check it out. Good day, Gina grass. Good day to you. And can I tell you two really hot chicks came up to me and Austin said their very Catholic mother turned them onto the show. Hmm. I've been getting it, uh, and ball Brian. I can tell you things are, you know, always sort of anecdotal, but they mean everything. If you're doing a morning radio show and somebody says, uh, oh, I pulled up next to a car to signal and, uh, they had the window rolled down and I could hear your radio show. You get a couple of those stories are, those are better than all the arbitrant diaries or the PPMs or whatever. Just a couple of either you're on the radar or you're off the radar. And when you talk to people and they're like, Oh, I turn and now he's a whatever. Those are the stories. And, and conversely, when you hear none of those. Yeah, it's bad. I know I personally started experience like, or be aware of this podcast success. You probably experienced this back when K rock or man show or whatever it was back in the day, a love line when like people would recognize me more often in public. They want to, it would happen once every six months back in the radio days. Then this podcast started to get some traction was once a month and once there were a few weeks and it was like, Oh, hey, I listened to the show. Big fan. I watched it at Bay City's Italian deli in Santa Monica, places packed. And you know, you gotta wait at the actual candidate or your sandwich guy. He looks at me, pulls out his ear button, goes, I'm listening to you right now. Yeah. It's nice. And then he stabbed me in the base city, by the way, everyone loves Bay City. It's the best, the best, the best bread is too chewy. Oh, get out to chew it. You pulled the meat squirts out because you're gnawing. You're pulling at it when the bread gets a little too chewy. It's the first time ever. Inners will will squirt out while you're gnawing. This is the this is my ultimate use of. Yeah, but still, yeah, but still is delicious. It is, it is. I just I need I need a sub that I can get through. If I pull too hard to pursue, tell you're talking about meatballs. Don't get me started. We'll get to this election business in a second. We're doing a national election show. We're talking about a local deli. Well, I'm going to open it up to American Airlines because I flew home yesterday. So I had this. Crazy schedule where I was we will first off. The only reason we went to Dallas and Austin was so I could do a car race. And then I found out on Thursday night before it was time to squeeze the trigger on trailer trailer ring, a car, 1400 miles there and back that it was going to rain Saturday, but then Sunday was thunderstorms and 100 percent chance of rain. So at the very end, I checked one more time, I think like Thursday night. And I scrubbed the mission like NASA would scrub the mission if the weather wasn't going to cooperate. I went to the track on Saturday. It was fine. We talked about it on the show on in Austin on Saturday night. Gary put up a graphic 90 percent chance of rain. My run group went off at 11 30 on Sunday. Mike and I were eating brunch. I walked outside. It was bone. I took a picture of the goddamn ground. I took a picture of the ground. And a picture of the heavens. And I shook my fist at the heavens. And when I was getting in my plane and we were pushing off to a clock flight, we left about two 10. I was heading to New York City to do a match game still bone dry. Now, I'm not saying it didn't rain Sunday at some point. I'm saying you would have raised all the way through Sunday. My race was 11 30 and on Saturday was at one o'clock. And we're dry as a bone all the way through Dawson stayed behind. It came down about a little after two and it was torrential. A little after two. So I could have easily made it. But anyway, you knew that was going to happen. You said I didn't know that conversely as you want to be sweating out the whole time, I mean, it's a race. No, I didn't know I didn't want to be sweating out. I'll tell you when I got up Saturday morning, it was pretty hot outside and pretty dry. It was a nice day. Sunday, it did not look like rain was coming and all through brunch. It was hot and dry anyway. Went off, landed in New York about eight or eight 30 or whatever it was, got picked up and was down at the match game with young Alec Baldwin at about closes on about eight o'clock. He's funny. He's great hosting the show. Everything is fun. There's nothing better. Well, I'll give you, I'll give you a tale of two cities. You can walk on to a set and it's a lot like walking into a clubhouse when the team is winning versus a team that's in the cellar. Sure. Right. Chemistry, feel it. Baldwin's in a good mood. The producers in a good mood. They got a bar back there that's flowing. Oh, they always want you to drink in those things. Oh, no, they want you to get a little naughty. The good news is you're fine. Everybody's in a good mood. Nobody's feeling that weird tense thing you feel when you're under the gun. And networks have notes and we want to know everything. You know, they do a lot. Just go up there, do your thing. Hey, screw up, do it again or whatever. Like a lot of that. No. Hey, thanks for coming. Yeah, that don't talk to Alec. Don't look at me. Yes. Yes. None of the good letterman stuff. I just, uh, I just left Bill Simmons's last show on HBO. Exactly the same atmosphere. Any given, any given Wednesday, it was me and Jimmy were the guests on the last show. So I just went from the show that's rolling into season two or whatever it is and flying high to this will be the last show. Two different experiences. Different vibe. Still had fun. Jimmy's funny and Bill was great and still, still good. And there's a certain, yeah, you have to have that mentality and show business. You have to sort of whatever. Moving on. Craig, the guy who was the stage manager is the guy stage managed, um, love line for season and man and man show. Yeah. It airs, it airs today. I mean, Wednesday, it says last, last show. It's last, uh, Wednesday. So, um, speaking of Italian food. Hmm. Now. Now you guys know my theory with the airlines, which is you're not good enough to pull this off, but it's okay because we're 35,000 feet above the ground and we're going 600 miles an hour. I don't expect a super high end steakhouse kind of dining experience margin of error, or as Matt would call it, window of negligence. It's quite large indeed. Large, right. But okay. Nobody, I'm, I'm, I'm an atheist. You're a virginity exit of negligence is quite large. I'm, I'm an atheist just going 600 miles an hour toward my home and I am 40,000 feet in the air. I, I get that, uh, you know, I don't have to have the best of the best. Their problem is they shoot for the stars and they end up shooting themselves in the scrotum I had. This is, this is comedy. It follows me. What are my favorite, the simplest of all the salads to me, Caprese, the big pieces of tomato with the mozzarella, three ingredients. Yes. Barely sound. Yeah. A little, a little basalt, basalt, McVinegar in there. No problem. Anyway, they said, uh, would you like the, uh, Caprese or would you like the, uh, Carpaccio again, Carpaccio, it's a, it's a bridge too far. Yeah. What I got was thinly cut, cooked meat. Like you not, not Carpaccio. Listen, American Airlines, you're, you can't do it. Like I know you want a menu. It's, it's like, it's like you're running a whorehouse and you have the menu and you go, would you like a PI swimsuit model or, or, uh, SI, SI, uh, SI swimsuit model or a Victoria's secret model. Well, well, well, but then some, some fat comes waddling out because you're in prom and you're going to only pay us $81 a day. So you don't get to get, but I know, but you wanted to look at the menu, but then what comes through the beaded curtain is a lot of Jalen ass. A lot of cooked meat. Right. So American Airlines, you can't pull off the Carpaccio, which is, which is awesome. When you're on the ground and you're at a nice Italian place, but you got the Perump hooker of a Carpaccio. I got thinly sliced cooked beef, which was fine, but it's not, not, not, not, was not that with the thinly with the, oh, especially when they get the, uh, when they get the shaved Parmesan on there. All right. Anyway, uh, what the guy dropped off on my plate or on my, on my table when I was lying home last night was the Caprese and there was the big old, big old beef steak tomato and then the big thing of mozzarella and I took a bite. I got the, I got the portions just right, but it was a big disc of what? Goat cheese. Goat cheese. What? Goat cheese. And I was like, uh, take it back. And then he's like, okay. And I was like, you know, there's something called Caprese. Oh, that's a, that's insulting. Yes. That's not what that is. This is our Caprese. No. Just do Caprese. Would you please, please? Who's in charge? I mean, is there somebody first off the goat cheese tastes like hell. It's just in big chunk thick. You guys, you can defend goat cheese all you want. It meat it out in very small doses with lots of fiber around it and whatever. Fine, but a big chunk of cold goat cheese in between the tomato is pungent. It's horrible. It's nothing like Caprese. Yeah, it's just not what it is. No, but it was just, it was just, just please just do it. Just bring it back. Thank you. Sorry. I said the salad was rigged. It was. Right. That's right. It is. Lock them up. Jesus Christ. That is sounds disgusting. It's just thrown away and bring me the carpaccio and then they brought me the carpaccio and that was just cooked. But it's like, you're not good enough. The carpaccio, you're not good enough to pull off. And I get it. It's too tough. People are going to get a disease, you know what I mean? You can't have a bunch of raw, thin, sliced beef up there. But the Caprese, I mean, the mozzarella is almost bulletproof in terms of its longevity, cut it into a thick slab, leave it out all day. It doesn't matter. It's just put in the fridge. It's always there. It's always ready to go. It's a hearty cheese. It keeps it shape. Yes. Yes. Now, now go cheese. It's a rough man. What is that? I don't know. There's got to be a logical explanation for that stupidity. Like it keeps better or it lasts longer in the fridge or something. Is goat milk cheaper? Because plain airlines do seem to sub it out. They're trying to do us. This is our take. This is our take. This is our take on that. You know that boring old thing that you love so much in order? They can't get enough of you actually. Or they're proactively right. And one of the one of the few things that can't really f up on an airplane. It's just chunks of tomato and a big old chunk of mozzarella. Well, they did. Anyway, I'm going to put myself in a better mood. Blue apron. Oh, less than 10 bucks per meal. They would never do that. They wouldn't do their version. Sub out mozzarella. No seasonal recipe. Pre-portioned, by the way, ingredients. You cook in 40 minutes or less. 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I always just sort of have. And then markets would agree. It says Hillary 97, Trump won 23 at the moment, but we'll see. We'll see what happens with that. You know, for me, it's a bigger picture thing, which is they're not going to do anything for you. Now, here's the thing. If there was somebody in there who just went, I'm just going to blow up the whole IRS. I'm going to change that whole tax. And we're going to do it on a postcard like they all claim. We're going to do that and we'll lower corporate taxes and we'll get a bunch of people to come back to the United States and pay their taxes or that. I'm all ears. All the social stuff that they're going to do, like we're going to give women a fighting chance again or stuff, the platitudes, stuff that I, it's hard to even define exactly what it means that no one will do anything for you about whatever group you're in. They never, they don't. The whole abortion. That's not rolling back. Like I say, it's just standing a position and getting people there on your side or. But whatever group, whether you're Latino or gay or straight or whatever your group is, do not expect your group. Look, black president eight years. How are the black folks doing? I don't know if they're doing better. I think they're doing worse. They're not doing any different. That's, that's my whole point. Everyone, if we could just get one of me, which is a racist thought, but if we could just get one of me into this office, this position of power, then somehow something would change. It's basically, you look at life as a huge nightclub. And if we could just get a bouncer who I went to high school with, then I could get in, except for the promise, you're never getting into the club. You're not in just you go, but we look the same. And remember, we were, uh, thank you for the time for you. Miss Hector's class together for, uh, for a homeroom. It's like, no, doesn't, doesn't work. I don't know why. I don't know why we think it works. And I don't know why they're able to pedal it to the people that thinks it works, but it's not. So you're free to take this year. I would take this year and go, um, let's just say, no, no politician was doing anything for me. I was just going to steer my ship, do it myself. It would be nice. You could do it. I mean, we could do it. I think the people that are listening could do it. It's not, nothing's really going to affect you as much as we like to talk about it. And I don't know that any, either candidate's going to get anything done. Well, and this is both sides, right? People are saying, you know, Trump looks like me. Hillary has the same parts as I do. It's both sides. Sure. Yes. No, the, the, the Hillary side plays to the, I'm going to do something for the single mom. I'm going to do something, the Hispanic one. The other side is I'm going to lower taxes and build a wall, which plays to things. The guys who want walls and taxes. But I still, nobody's going to do anything for you. And I wish we could, we could go ahead and get that message across. And then if and when Hillary's elected, we will look forward to the ratcheting up of the female and the, the, the, the oppression of the female, whatever. It'll be the same thing with Obama and the black community. Just more. We're not out of the woods yet. Just because we have a black president doesn't mean there's not his systemic racism. By the way, did we know what systemic racism was before Obama took office? Didn't exist. I mean, not verbally. I mean, I never heard about it. You'd have to Google it. Yeah. It wasn't a buzz. It was a catchphrase. Right. All right. So now we elect through popular vote, two terms of our first black president, and now we introduce something called systemic racism at the same time. It sat dormant for many years, and then we elected a black president and now we have systemic racism that we all, that it was always there. We just never addressed it. Yeah, we can't much more of a hot topic. Right. So there will be that then when Hillary gets in. Yeah. I don't know exactly how it'll manifest itself. It'll be about the same as Obama. It'll start off. We're not done yet. Then it'll ratchet up as she's preparing to leave. This is sort of an existential question that I just thought of. So it might not be. Institutional sexism says this. Oh, goodie. That's next. So with whatever person you identify with who becomes the next leader of the country, can you be the victim in the bully at the same time? I guess so. What do you mean? Because it will get Gary, you might have to help me with this one because you nodded, but say, you know, Hillary gets elected and you said, you know, women say, well, now all of a sudden, you know, we're not getting the fair shake. You think we are, but then it's also the bully mentality of a war in charge now. So screw you. Yeah. So was that the same? Is that is that equivalent to what you think happened with Obama? I think Obama and could happen with Trump easily. I think Obama. I think Obama sort of realized that he has to walk a pretty fine line between his kind of constituency and what he really knows. He really knows that the answer is families and there's, look, there's tons and tons and tons of data that just says, when the family breaks apart, everything goes with it. Everything. Education, school, the schooling. You're being seen not to acknowledge it. Except for he doesn't. Right. If you don't, if it's not politically incorrect for you. Yeah. It's not that it's not been, you know, people say to me, you know, David Wilde will go, he brought it up, you know, this thing or that thing. Yeah. But he also does a one hour open forum on race and policing and it never comes up. So he's got to walk this sort of fine line between, you know, dancing with who brung him and keeping it real. And, you know, there's a party line. I think he's just an incredibly skilled sort of tactical manipulative, just sort of, he's a politician. Well, what he is, he's a perfect politician and that he's a politician that doesn't look like a politician. Feels like an everyman. Doesn't sound like a politician. Charms the pants right off you. Charms everybody and doesn't really get that much done. Yeah. But we're in love with him. So that's, that's his legacy. But I'm saying for those who are in the black community or the any community, the minority community or whatever community who thought he was going to do something for you. Well, go ahead and tell me where you are now versus where you were then. And for anyone who's in the LGBT, YBFD community, you tell me. It is a big F&D only. How much you love the black community. How much further you are long when Hillary takes over and what she's going to do for you. The BFD is big female don't. Oh, sorry. That's what I was going to say. That's right. Look, the bottom line is don't ever get into that mode. I mean, I was just, you know, I just did Bill Simmons shows as a Jimmy and Bill and myself and we're all sitting there. And none of us came out to this town. Jimmy and Bill came out here. I mean, I was in Boston, I think Jimmy was in Arizona or Vegas. Nobody came here with headshots, sliding them under doors, waiting at swabs to be discovered. None of those wildly, both insanely successful guys. And I guess the three of us very successful guys. No one even went on auditions really. Everybody just went out and created their own network, their own brand, their own platform. There were things to do and meetings to have and all that kind of stuff. But nobody just went. Here's my resume. Here's my headshot. It's stapled to the back. Here you go. I'll put it in this. I'll put it in this metal basket here with all the other ones. Stay under your serving tray. Here's my phone number and it's all who you know. And I hope this casting director does me solid. I knew almost instantaneously because of my horrible family that nobody was going to do anything for me. That my mindset was if your own family won't do anything for you, then who's going to do something for you? Like you literally. The sad way is a good lesson to learn early. It's a good point. It is. In a depressing way. And it's not totally accurate. Turns out guys like Jimmy were willing to do a lot for me. But in my mind. With the other mindset. My mindset, my fragile, scarred little psyche. I'm you know 22, 23 and I'm going well if the two people that hatched me don't care. Then how is that casting guy going to care or that anybody going to care. And I immediately had it in my head that I'm just going to have to go out and make my own thing. Because it's never going to come down to well it's coin toss and we like him or we like your look or we like your whatever or your friends with this guy. He got you into that. Do that same thing with politicians. I know everyone's going nuts. I want to get this person in. I want to get that person in. I want to get this thing passed. I want to get that thing passed. Don't get caught up in that. You can have your hopes and wishes. But it's a wrong. It's the wrong mode to be in. They're not going to do anything. They can't do anything. Best case scenario they'll lay out the. The you know what I mean. They'll set the table for like you to make your own meal. You know what I mean. That's the best case scenario. Best you can hope for it's like oh no. I have this. And setting the tables really just. Stop stopping the. Isis from getting their hands on a Russian suitcase bomb. And lighting it off in your neighborhood. Just that's about as much setting the table as they can do. Simply just kind of getting out of the way. And letting you do your thing. It's an extreme example. Yes. Exactly. No. But they're not going to set any tables. They're just going to. Walk away from the table. And you can go set it any way you want. I wish there was. More I wish there was more that they would do. But they they don't. That being said when we just drove all the way through Texas. There's a project going everywhere all the time. Was it a development. That's a. That's a state that's figured something out. I wish California would tear page out of their playbook. All right. So. We will keep people posted. Any surprise. Tell us if anything's going on. Nothing crazy just yet. A lot of it's pretty much what they projected. We're still waiting on stuff from from California. It looks like marijuana is going to pass in most of the states that it's up on the ballot for. And. But no nothing nothing crazy yet. But we're we're watching very carefully. All right. So we got that. Match game. Did you watch it its first go around because I love that show. I watch I did. Paul does snatch game on Drag Race. It's. I watch. I watch pieces of it. Baldwin's great. He's having fun. He's just a force of nature that guy. They put me in the sort of the lead chair for all the three games or six games that I played. So Baldwin got to come sort of lean over and screw around with me a lot which was which was fun. Was it mentally taxing. I mean like doing that many you're doing a game show. We have three how many episodes. You got to understand with me. I don't know how to spell. So yes. Yes. My penmanship is horrible. That's right. I spelled bananas B A N N A S A N A whatever. You know why. Banana. And then and then and then. You know why. Because I was it was a Christy. Christy Brinkley was there. And she said she must have cheered in high school or something because she was like there was a cheer go bananas. B A N A N A. And I literally I was sitting there trying to spell bananas from the cheer like I spell Saturday night Saturday night from base. Not the deli. And I was like going and you know you what it is is you have to lock it in. Yeah. And they're waiting on you. You know they go you know Gertrude Gertrude the green grocer said this time no oranges. She's going for blank. And then you're sitting there and they're going and you're hearing the other people locking their thing in and out now you're back in junior high and you're standing at the chalkboard and your hands spell girls. Evering. Yeah. And I'm like go bananas B A N A N A N A N B B N A B B B go. But I. I'm not getting right go in front of bananas. Adam you answered R.O.C.K. in the U.S.S.������������ Yeah, two peas. Two peas. I think two peas. Pretty sure two peas. Well, wait a minute. I never wrote, I never write slip, I never really written slippery. How many do you see in a Bon Jovi album? I was gonna say, but I think there's two peas, but there's a lot of that. You can't spell. And you're left-handed, so you have to do a thing where I have to hold the thing like There's a degree of physical difficulty. Oh, like a caveman holding a chisel trying to make a wheel. You can't, you don't realize that you plant your hand? Yeah. You sort of do a thing where you do, you plant your hand. That's not the right thing. That's not the right thing. So I have to like do the whole thing up and Baldwin was making fun of my chicken scratch and everyone's making fun of my spelling and it was so, so sad. I think I wrote hoes like, like, like Snoop Dogg's. Like in different area codes. Got his hoes. Yeah, but I put an E in there. Yeah. It's not a word I know. I don't, I don't, I've never written ho. I didn't even read ho. I'd hear it in a song. Like Garden Ho or? No, I was trying to say ho, but it sounds like, I wrote it like Garden Ho, but I was trying to think like, you know, my bitches. I think that would work, right? It works. Okay. Oh, well, listen. We both work in the back yard. Tell that to one on August dire who was making fun of me for my spelling. But anyway, certain point I asked her how to spell bitch. Does she know? She's. So what happens is it happened to me a couple of games where you were like, oh, I'm going to play a couple of games where you get to the end and the person picks you, you know, to play with. And it's always a little flattering, but then there's pressure because they tell, you know, they go, you're in that $25,000. What are you going to, what are you going to do with it? And I go, I want to put a pool in my backyard so that my kids and myself and I, you know, we can all, you know, sit in the backyard for the summer and enjoy ourselves and blah, blah, blah. God, there's a lot of money to them and it's a pool or whatever. And so what happens is they go, they'll do like, you better watch your blank, you know what I mean? And you'll think to yourself, you better watch your mouth. And then you'll like look up and all the, all the other people playing is like, you better watch your step. You better watch your back. And you're like, oh, wait a minute, which, oh, and then they start yelling at you. Like the celebrities like, hmm, don't do yours. We all agreed to this. And now you're in this weird place where it's like the person's over there and this is the most money they're going to see in a long time. And you had this instinct, you know, you had an instinct and like, oh, you just wrote it down, but now you got other people around you going, hey, how about that? What about that? That's conventional wisdom. Yeah, they say that. But, and then when it does work out, you go see, but it doesn't work out a lot. And you don't go see, never trust my gut. That's what I get. So half of Ohio is counted. Trump holds a seven point lead. Seven points. The must win state for Trump. So Gary catches us up. Anyway, it's, it's fun because except for that part where you have that weird brain lock every once in a while and they're going, we're waiting for Adam to lock in and you're like, I can't spell them. I've had a brain fart. I want you to write stuff down. So it's an interesting thing because you can't think like you. You have to think like the woman of color who works at the nursing institute that you're playing with. You do like, all right, I won't give away too much because they'll probably get pissed off at me, but it's like Billy Ray Cyrus is getting old now instead of an achy breaky heart. He's got an achy breaky and I'm like, well, hip. Sure. Because it's the H and it's it. The thing. Well, that's me. I do this for a living. Makes sense to me. Doesn't make sense necessarily to the nurse lady sitting over there. You see what I'm saying? Yeah. Put yourself in their mindset. It's interesting because you'll do the most clever answer sort of for you. But she may not have heard of a merkin. For example, for example, why would you have an achy breaky? For an example. No, that was another question. Anyway, it might have been too hip for the room. You're right. It's fast. It's fun. Baldwin's having the time of his life and. And when can we look forward to that? They had a funny thing with Matt Fondelier, who I'm constantly trying to teach how to think. I said, because once you do this stuff, you start knowing this stuff. We know of negligence. I said, Matt, you know, earlier in the week, I said, I'm doing three shows, which is actually six shows, two per one hour episodes. Yeah. I said, I bet they're going to want me to bring three different changes of shirts because we're sitting down. But the question is, do I need the whole thing or are we going to stand up or does it make it? I just wear the same jeans and t-shirts and swap out the top. And he's like, I don't know. And I said, well, don't worry. They're going to send a thing that says bring, bring shirts. So then they said, uh, some point they said, bring a change of, and they said three summer shirts. Okay. And then I started talking to Matt and Matt's like, well, we want to get a plug for chassis and stuff like that. And I said, sweetie. They said, they said summer shirts, which means these things ain't airing in January. We don't have bunch of people wearing, you know, a bunch of Jimmy Buffett shirts in there when it's snowing outside. They'll save them for the, so we tried to kind of figure it out and we figured out that some are going to air, I think in maybe February and some will air in over the summertime. So we'll, we'll figure that. We'll get that figured out. Sprinkle them through the year. We'll sprinkle them through the year. Uh, let's see. There's a question for me about the, uh, $2 cigarette tax in California. John from Fresno, John. Yeah. What's going on, Matt? Just wanted to know about what you thought about that cigarette tax. I have, you know, semi-mixed feelings about, you know, these kinds of, uh, sin taxes. Is that what they call? Yeah, they do. Because that also means something. Yes. Two words. I, uh, I feel like, God damn, I didn't have to write that down. So, uh, bananas. All right. So. Best syntax. Best syntax. T-A-X-Y-A. Here's my thing. Getting people not to do stuff because it's too expensive. They say like when the price of gas goes up, people take to their bicycles and stuff. I was like, no, they don't. Not here. I, I, when I was poor and gas was expensive, I drove just as much as I drive now. I mean, maybe save the trip to the Grand Canyon or something. But I mean, everyone has to go to work. They get in their car, you know, we, and I don't like, and, and, and we don't want people to smoke. I get it. But we don't want people to do a lot. I mean, we don't want people to eat junk food, but junk foods just keeps getting cheaper and cheaper and cheaper with a 16 ounce soda. I mean, I want us to police ourselves. Like I don't want my kids to not smoke because they don't have $9. I want them to not smoke because they're not smokers. You know what I mean? And I don't want them, oh, they can't drink or they can't go to Vegas or they can't get a chili dog because I can't afford it. Or I can't afford a 16 ounce soda. Like you tell me the online porn subscription or whatever it is that we don't like with pricing it out of your bracket. Again with drugs, if you really want it, you go find it. Well, and that's the thing. You're talking about something that people are addicted to. Do you really think $2 is going to stand in the way of the thing that they need because they're addicted to it? They'll do a thing and it makes sense. They go, hey, in places where cigarettes are $11 a pack, there's less smoking than where it's, you know, in one of the Carolinas where it's $4 a pack. And yeah, I get it. You could do that about baked potatoes. You know, you could really say, look, they're $10 over here and they're $3 over there and they eat a little less of them over here and they have a little more of them over there. Like, yeah, I get it. Like it makes sense. But it's not really a great policy, which is we don't like this. We're not going to make it illegal. We're just going to make it really expensive and you'll still do it. And then we'll claim that the extra money is going somewhere, but it never really seems to find its way to wherever it is. All the stuff that's like all the stuff in California or like, Hey, this is going to the schools. It's going to pay teachers pensions. It's not going to buying materials for the kids. It's going back into the union pot. John. So no. Line of money. Yes, John. I don't like it. I would. Here's what I would like. I would like them to have just to sort of whatever the fair market was for cigarettes, just like gas, just like booze, just like health food. And then everybody be sort of educated as to what the, what was involved with this. Again, there's nothing. Arguably, you can go to, we talk about all time. You go to the corner, AMPM and get three loaded chili dogs with, you know, jacked up with cheese that's injected into one stuff for a buck 99. You can get three of them. There's no, nothing that stops you from doing that. Nothing but quite dignity and a little sense of your own self preservation. Mortality. Yeah. Well, look, we don't, you want to put a gallon of gas in your very safe Subaru and this guy wants to put a gallon of gas in his Harley Davidson. Well, one's a very dangerous mode of transportation. The other's a very safe mode of transportation. A gallon of gas is the same. We don't charge him an extra eight bucks a gallon so that he can gas up his Harley. Thank you, John. No, I'm not, I get where everyone's heart is at. I'm not a big fan and it never really does anything. And smoking is way less popular now than it was in the fifties because we've made it less popular. There's a warning before a lot of movies that said you're going to see smoking. Well, we did. We did with smoking the opposite of what we did with gay marriage, you know, 20 years ago it was like smoking or 30 years ago, 50 years ago, smoking. So what? Who cares? They'll leave him alone, whatever. We made it really unpopular. You can't go somewhere and light up a cigarette without somebody giving you a look. So we did that with gay marriage 20 years ago. I was like, well, no, they don't need to get married. And now it's like, of course, yes, sure, why not? They're Americans, are they? So it's a campaign. It's a campaign. But it's not that we charge less for gay marriage licenses or anything. It's just it's a social campaign, which is if you don't like something or something is bad or something harms children or whatever, don't make people pay. Make them sort of pay the stigma tax, which is Jesus, nowhere you can smoke anymore or it's frowned upon or you couldn't show up to a PTA meeting and stand outside of the classroom and light up. You could I couldn't go to my school and light a cigarette, even if I stood just like out front on the lawn, you'd be considered pariah. Yeah. So that's what we've done. So do that. Stop charging for everything and stop taxing. It's always by the way, it's always insanely convenient when the government does that. Well, you know, hey, you love kids. Yeah, I love. Yeah, you hate lung cancer. Absolutely. Give us some money. Uh, yeah. Sounds fair. I it's it's it's the. Taxing things, the whole regulation stuff and the whole taxing stuff bothers me because it stops people from thinking. It's just, oh, let them let the government handle it. Let them tax it. Let them take the money. Let them fix the schools limit. No, schools get fixed by parents that are together and raise their kids and focus on education. And if you want people not to smoke, well, raising a kid, being teaching that child, I mean, statistically, I believe I don't have the numbers in front of me, but a child with two parents who don't smoke raised in a smoke free environment and and loved and nurtured has a much less likelihood of a chance of smoking than one that was sort of kicked to the curb and had to fend for themselves at 14. So how soon before marijuana becomes tobacco in this sense with the taxing and the overly regulated to the point where it takes all the fun and it's wherever the wherever the money, wherever the money is. All right, we're going to another question. 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Clinton wins Connecticut, Trump wins Vinny Tordorich's home state of Louisiana. Oh wow. Yeah, all right. And we all lose in the Vinny Tordorich game because Mike brought a whole bunch of pizzas over here today. By the way, shirtless picture of Mike August on the internet with a kettlebell. I'll be right back. Did not. It was next to the request for pizza. Did not, did not see that. Looking pretty good, Mike. He's a sturdy man. Dad's football coach. All right, we'll take one more question here. Jeff, 53, Pennsylvania. Jeff. Hey, Ace, how you doing? Good man. Hey, first time long, long time listener, first time caller starting out there. Fox News has got me all rotted up here. Listen, I think it's going to be close. Went to the polls today, very long line. Pennsylvania is kind of an interesting state because it's really like two big cities with Alabama in between. Billy and Pittsburgh. It's interesting. Yeah. It's a toss up. Just kind of, you know, hey, I agree with you politically on everything, say I think the country just needs to kind of pick itself up by the bootstraps. But one of the things that I'm just curious about your views on is you think any of these guys has a better plan for the economy than the other? I mean, let's discuss. I take my answer out there. I live in California. I just got back from Texas. I dropped Nick off in the hellhole. He calls an apartment last night about 1230. It's like a great news. Like Nick picked me up at the airport at 1230 last night. Bad news is I'm driving him to his house. Yeah. Now, see, I don't care how it's not a matter of douche-a-tude. Nick said, I'll drive you home to Lackanyada and then I'll Uber back to my place in Hollywood. And I was like, I can't have that. Like that's a waste of cosmic energy to me. I don't care if you've got a free Uber ride. It doesn't matter. But unfortunately, it means now I don't get to go straight home. I get to go see what Melrose and Western look like at 1 a.m. Charming. You forget. There's a few things. Few things you forget. I drove over to, you know, I used to shoot down on Hollywood Center Studios, down on Highland and Santa Monica or wherever it was. And it's been a while. I mean, I try not to get over in that neck of the woods that often. I drove over to Bill Simmons' show today and I drove down Forest Lawn Drive and I saw the boxes, the stacks and stacks of flower boxes that all the illegals are using. And it's a perfect metaphor for our government not working, which is along Forest Lawn Drive, there's a mortuary and illegals have decided to set up and sell flowers there because they can go down and get them at the Flower Mart and then set up a shop, a cardboard shop and sell them there. On your way to pay your respects. On your way to pay your respects, you can pay 30% less and get some flowers from the illegal alien that's selling them there. Now, we don't recognize them as a government. So we don't put a trash can there. So the boxes and boxes and boxes of the spent. Now, I'm not saying they're bad people. I bet they would throw away their boxes if we gave them some way to throw away their boxes, but they're not going to tote their spent flower boxes back to the apartment they're living in and somewhere. So all along this beautiful stretch of very expensive real estate with Nana and Papa up in the hills there buried is littered with cardboard boxes, just garbage everywhere because we don't we don't really act like we don't acknowledge things and then act upon them. It'd be like going AIDS, age smiths. There's no AIDS and then going, well, don't you want to give condoms and clean needles out to junk? No, I told you, age smiths moving on. Everything's fine. I have seen what a dump LA has turned into and how bad all how everyone has fled to Texas. Okay, you're talking about that. Yeah. Texas. All you see is projects and building and by and by the way, you know, we were we're awesome. We we ate at a we had at a diner. Mike and I ate at a brunch place. I really kid you not. I mean, somebody's got to get Mike August over here if he's in the next room. He reached out to Jimmy to ask him some brunch places that we could eat at in August split and brunch places we could eat at in Austin in seven minutes. He emailed him back 13 places with 13 links and comments on all of them. That's just too Jimmy is now state he's from, by the way. No, he just knows now he's brought the show there a couple of times. So I do live in California and I see all what we used to have Toyota. We used to have Nissan, all the big aerospace and all the fence stuff. I've seen it all just pack up and leave. So I see a microcosm of when Trump says our corporate taxes are too high. All these companies go offshore. I want to track them back by lowering the corporate taxes. And I think to myself, well, I don't know anything about really corporate tax law, but I do live in California and I've seen a miniature version of this with everyone going to Texas and and I see the places booming over there. It's not the miniature version. All the building just the shovel. You want to talk about shovel ready jobs? You drive along the freeway. There's a project going all everywhere. The amount of trucks I passed that were just carrying. If you notice in Texas, the way they build, you guys will sort of picture this when I when I paint this vivid picture, the way they do their overpasses for their highways and stuff. They don't do the poured in place concrete form the kind of ones that these big long concrete pillars that they lay down sort of like matchsticks. They just lay them over the top. They put the verticals and then they lay these big formed pillars. It's probably don't have to deal with earthquakes as much and whatever. I don't know how many flatbed trucks I saw going down the highway with one of these big long 80 footers just hanging off the back of it, meaning more progress, more construction, more building. Something they're doing, they're doing right. When I go and I go to Canada and I see Sam Jackson in the room next to mine and he's shooting over there and Canada and he's supposed to be shooting in Chicago, but they can't pay the taxes in Chicago. I'm a lay person, but I go Samuel L. Jackson. The most progressive liberal who lives in Beverly Hills, who's shooting a movie, is supposed to take place in Chicago is with me. Not by choice. Not by choice. It's snowing outside. It's the, what the hell, theater we playing. Gary, you weren't with us, but it was at the once in bum, bum-f out there. I'll come up. Boxman's? No, I mean, no, Canada. Oh, sorry. Give me one second. Big deep Canada. Playing like the Burton Cummings Theater over there, but nobody wants to be there. Nobody wants to be there in the winter. Certainly not Samuel L. Jackson, but he's there. So, okay, I'm not a tax attorney, but I do see that corporations, people, we see people, we talked about plenty of people that's moved to, moved, no state taxes, you know, moved, moved to, yeah, Winnipeg. Winnipeg. It's a bloody guy wants to be in Winnipeg in January. Hell no. No. No. Look, I see it. Thanks, Jeff. Yep. Thank you, Jeff. I'm going to raise this here, please. It's anecdotal, but when I hear any politician say, I want to lower the corporate taxes and I want to incentivize these companies to come back and stay here and get their tax money here instead of offshore, I like the way it sounds. You may tell me it's impossible. You may tell me why it's not going to work. You may be right. I do like that part. The part where Hillary Clinton says, I'm just going to get these guys to pay their fair share and then we're going to fix the school system. I don't listen to that because she, A, I do pay my fair share and so does everyone else I know who's in a high tax bracket. She's talking about these companies. You're not going to get them to pay their fair share. You're going to, you're going to entice them to pay their fair share. You can't get Apple to pay their fair share. They're not here. Don't I like that? Get them, entice them back and get them to pay their fair share. Fine. This thing of like, I'm going to take everyone who makes more than 250 grand a year, tax a hell out of them and kick the money down to, I don't like any of that. And the reason I don't like this is because it doesn't work and never has. And who's Hillary Clinton? Is she, she, does she have a rich history of this? I feel like she's making her own money out there. I don't know that she's that interested in that middle class. It helps her politically, of course. She doesn't give speeches on a voluntary basis. So I would like, and look, I really would like, and I don't even, I don't want it in the form of Trump. I just want it in the form of some, somebody who can just go, look, here's what works. Here's what doesn't work. I don't, using loosely my sort of California, Texas thing and attract people. Let's make the United States, California. Let's just attract people back over this way. Don't ask them to do the right thing. Don't yell at them. They have to pay their fair share. Attract them. We talk about all the time. It's the, we talk about the runaway production. So what's the mayor of Los Angeles say? Well, we're going to get them back. And the people that do the Sam Jackson's of the world, they go, I don't want to go to Winnipeg and hang out with Corolla in August and January. I don't want to go there. I live in Beverly Hills. Wouldn't it be great to sleep in your own bed at night? So the runaway production, okay. LA gets super greedy. It splits and we get no tax revenues. Then we realize we screwed up. Well, here's the good news. All the people that are running away would like to stay. They'd like to stay and pay you taxes. Promise. They don't want to stay and pay 40%. An insane amount. They'll stay and pay 15%. Maybe 18. Let's work it out. Because the good news is you want tax money, right? You want to sleep in your own bed, right Sammy? Sounds great. All right. Didn't sound black enough. What's your wallet? All right. So let's see if we can hammer this out. That's I'd like to treat, I guess the United States versus the rest of the world in terms of the economy. And by the way, we're not going to get them to stay by putting condoms on them. That's right. Is that a different proposition? I think that may be different. Okay. Jeff. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. We good? Yeah. Absolutely. I really appreciate it. It's going to be close. Thanks for making election night fun. Thank you buddy. I really look forward to this. Sipping the Scotch in your honor. Yeah man. I hope to talk to you guys again. Yeah. Congratulations on the little girl too. Thanks man. She's at home screaming in my life right now. Yeah. Nothing better than that. Sipping the Scotch. The crazy day, the bartender was sitting there, boy in the green room, big old bartender, big old bar filled with everything, asking after each show. Yeah? Yeah? Want something? Want something? I've been up since seven that morning. I had a long bubba bubba bubba. And I said, no, but when we're done, oh when we're done, it's on because all I got is I'm in the middle of Manhattan. I got an hour and 10 minute town car ride to an airport and then a six hour flight before I get back. So don't worry when we're done. Speaking of buying drinks, did you get to enjoy yourself at the after party with the chai or did you, you probably took off more or less right afterwards, right? Yeah, I went upstairs. Oh, that's right. I went upstairs. I went upstairs and hung out for a little while, took a lot of pictures, did a lot of, got this one. I haven't gotten a while. This one. Last one for you, not for me. Last one. I knew at the, I had a good time with the chai guys after party. Everyone was cool and everything, but it was like, people were great, but for me it was like a little, I realized it's just, I just want to kick back, watch all the sports. I'm with you. People were out and about you, Jean, people were buying me beers and it felt weird because there were like female fans of the show. I kind of buy you a beer. Oh, you can't accept that Brian. I did, but I was like, should it be the other way around? Like my whole life and buying beers for girls. Well, I actually had a totally different night after the after party, which was great and a lot of fun. A bunch of fans took me to this awesome, like hot dog place called Frank's and I bought everybody a late night dinner. It was super, super fun. Oh, really? Yeah, it was great. Oh, she expensed it. No, I didn't. It was awesome. I got the notorious PIG. How did they do the dogs? They're like gourmet. Oh, yeah, I saw that crazy dog. Yeah, like duck and fig or, you know, pork and, you know, kangaroo and like, worse. Yeah, it was, it was a lot of fun. How they do the weeners. They grill them. I don't know. They steam them. Had a lot of snap to them. That's what you want. If they're sauces, they probably grilled it right. You want the snap. I'm not sure, but they were delicious. You want the casing, the snap, and then that juice that comes in. All right, speaking of good draft kings, this week, world's largest MMA event, Madison Square Garden. That's one of those things too. It's just what we talked about. New York was like, not for us. We do Hamilton here. We don't have guys fight in a cage and a 200 billion dollars and a few thousand countries and a thousand cities later, they went, I guess we'll take a little of that action. Yeah, they did a very New York thing where it's like super expensive. You have to take out a million dollar insurance policy on every fighter. So only like the really big promotions can afford it. I'm just saying maybe I don't want to politicize my draft kings here, but this is another example of could you just get out of the way and let Dana White and company handle it? I think they know what they're doing. I think they know what they're, I think they've done this before. Let Dana White do what he does. Don't worry. He doesn't rip us off or he won't be in business and we'll figure out a fair price and then we'll come see it. You just have the venue. Don't over regulate. The biggest gate in the history of the UFC. So draft kings, you want to get in on some of that MMA action? You do it at draft kings. That's the destination for fantasy sports. You can win huge cash prizes every time you play this weekend. 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Trump 10 point lead in Ohio, four point lead in Florida, 20 point lead in Georgia, five point lead in Michigan and Trump a point, point eight lead in New Hampshire. So we'll figure this out. Feels closer than I thought it was going to be. I thought every election or at least in my recollection recollection. Good one, A'sh. If a few days out, somebody's four points up, they're just sort of win by five. Like it's sort of how it now. I don't know. And I don't know if you guys think this way, but is Trump the wild card because he's Trump? There wasn't a, I'll tell you an example. There was and I may screw this up, but I think it was like Tom Bradley or somebody like that. He's an African American, African American, Wisconsin. He's African American. Don't you know? Don't you know? Oh yeah, big film. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. We, we had the falafel there. Is that how you say it? Yeah, the falafel. Oh falafel. It's the middle, middle African people there. They make not the black African, don't you know? They, no, we have another kind. Well there's a better kind. They're not, yeah, you know, they make the falafel. We are losing the Minnesota vote. They're like hush puppies. They make the falafel. We had the falafel. Yeah, I like that. So I think, I think it was a Bradley that we named a terminal after him. He'll be fine. But he ran track for I think UCLA. It was kind of a beloved character out here and he was a black mare in Los Angeles. I don't know in the 70s or something for a few terms. 73 to 93. Hmm. Oh, pretty good run part of the pun. And I don't know if it was him, but it was that there was a thing where they did a poll and they said like, is he, is this black candidate going to win? And of course all the uptight white people went, oh yeah, I'm voting for him. Sure. Totally. I'm progressive. Like I'm, I'm not uptight. I'm not, I'm not racist. I'm not anything else. It's called the Bradley effect. It's called the Bradley effect. They also made a hell of a fighting vehicle. So they went like, oh yeah, no, I'm going to vote for him. And then they didn't because at the cocktail party, everyone wanted to seem progressive. But then when they got alone in the booth, they went, I'm not voting for the black guy. I've heard about the Bradley effect is famous and it could come into effect with Trump. It seems like it might be because it's a lot closer than I think a lot of people expected this far. What I don't understand is what's for whoever that person is who's not telling the truth to the pollster, whether you're for Bradley or against Bradley or for Trump or against Trump or whoever. Why? What's in it for you? What do you care if a pollster knows who or what you're voting for? Well, but that's strange, but I'm going to use your argument, which is what do you care? Like in a, in a world where if you vote for this guy, there's a lot of baggage attached to it. Or if you vote for this, there's a lot of, you have a progressive, whatever attached to it. Who cares? No, I understand. And who cares world? They go, oh yeah, I'm for gay marriage, but you're not for gay marriage, but it's who cares and you just want to seem progressive. I'm with you. I understand what you're saying. 100% at cocktail parties when you're with your friends or with family or coworkers, whoever, but when you're talking to that anonymous pollster on the phone or wherever, well, I did it for the person. And I shouldn't have said cocktail parties. What I know, I know, you know, but I, you're right. You're, you're, you're, you're drilling down on this and it's better. It is. It's a thing. It's a thing. And here's what I think it is. Or maybe Gary can tell us about the Bradley effect, but it's, it's only a couple of percentage points. It's just out of a hundred people, there's four people that would just lie because reflexively like almost somebody says, you're going to vote for Trump. No, no, I'm not voting for Trump. I like the brown people. I like, uh, when everything comes out, I'm women's rights stuff like that. I'm not for that. And you just, and you go, why would you lie to the person you're not telling? It's just a reflex and it's just a small percentage of people that go, I'm voting for the black guy cause I'm, I'm not, there's a thing where as a human being, whether you're standing in front of your boss or it's an anonymous person on the other end of the phone, you still are likely to tell the version that in your mind, makes you come across a little better to that other human being. But again, it only needs to be 5%. Yeah. Couple of people out of that hundred to make a pretty big, pretty big difference. Okay. All right. Uh, we solved the Bradley effect. You're welcome researchers. Yep. We got the, uh, that's actually largely almost exactly what this says. Oh really? Yeah. That for the Bradley. You read Wikipedia. Where was, but, but he got it. I know Tom Bradley, they said he was mayor for 20 years. So how this works. So in 82, he tried to run for governor. Oh, we can't let one of them run. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and he ran against Republican candidate and please someone who's a little older correct me, George. Duke Magian. Thank you, George Duke Magian and, and, They make the philosophies. Technically when you say it ahead of them, you're not correcting them. I knew what it, I knew he was having trouble with Duke Magian. They make the philosophies, those people. So yeah, he, uh, they basically the theory that came out of here is that it was a combination of white people just lying to pollsters and changing their votes to the last second and the final poll that was done was done over the weekend and they think that it was a bad sample size. So it was a combination of those two facts. But look, we're all humans and when no one's going to hold us to it and they just ask you, hey, here's the popular kids and here's the whatever you're going to vote for, you just say it. Again, a percentage, small percentage, but enough to screw up the polls. All right, if we don't have any calls, maybe we should... They're going up right now, sorry. We should, well, well, throw them up or we can start some news if we like as well. I should tell you guys, Reno, I'm told on November 19th, Reno Silver Legacy Casino, selling briskly according to Mike August. We can take a little side trip to Tahoe. Going to get in on that. We can do whatever we want. Oh, we can gamble in Reno. What am I talking about? Oh, I'd like some chocolate chip pancakes. Oh, can you please? It's hurtful. Nice, everybody. The live shows are turning quite a bit of fun and we appreciate all you guys coming out. Adam Ston, Minority President. Let's see. I'll take one more and then we'll do some news. How about that? All right, David, 37, Florida. David? Yeah, hey, ace man. Yeah, man. I had a question about if Hillary were to win, she would be on my minority that's becoming a president. I was wondering what you thought the next breakthrough would be from a minority. Would it be? It's a multiple choice. Yeah, okay. Are women a minority? Not fit naturally. Are you 951-ish? As far as presidents. That's true. That is very true. No, it's minority as anybody's not white male. That's how it is. It's like calling Hispanics minorities. They're not really minorities anymore. Clearly, women are minorities as represented in government and now they see how federal government. So I know what he means. I know what he means. All right. Okay, so my choices were a very blatant homosexual man, a really obese person. I'm talking about Christy-esque, maybe a little bit heavier. Or Chinese or Indian, either two Indians, Native American or Eastern. Who knows? Who do you think? Personally, I would like to get a Jew in there. I just feel like they're smarter than we are. It's probably more likely of all those. We run everything anyway. I'm all for them. There hasn't been one at least already, I think. Maybe like a Jew. No. No? No. I'm going to say, I like the morbidly obese one because that's good SNL stuff. They're going to have to stay away from the Indian stuff. The whole country is getting morbidly obese, so that's just going to be represented as a population. That was my feeling. It's like when it's like they were like, Christy-Christy, too fat to run. It's like, no. Maybe to run, not to. In a world where, hey, I want to vote for that guy who looks like me because his guys belt pulled up over his nipples and cinched in tight with a huge gun hanging over. That's what everyone's turning into. And isn't that what presidents looked like in the past, like Taft? They were like those big obese dudes. I always told- We say that. We say that, but there's more crossfit people and people like that. Yeah. Well, there's going to be- I see everywhere. Look, there's going to be, you know, they do that thing where it's like we have no middle class anymore. It's just ultra-rich, ultra-bore. It's going to be that way with body sizes. Body mass index is going to be a whole bunch of like ultra fitness freaks and then a whole bunch of just blimps, just oompa-loompas. Yeah, we're separate. Right. I always told Alec Baldwin that I wanted him to run for president. I wanted him to grow a big beard. I want to put on like 40 pounds and have a pocket watch and tell people like look down and his pocket watch and go, gentlemen, I grow weary. You know? Snap it shut. The thing about a pocket watch is it snaps open and snaps shut. It's like the only watch it opens. It really, it opens like it's launching something. It's like pop. I didn't know what time it is now. Snap. And then you snap it shut. Good day. It tells you when the conversation's over. That's right. You hear it. Your watch snaps shut. Yeah, it goes off. It opens like a catapult, shuts like a clamshell. And all I want is all presidents to carry pocket watches and to look down and go, I don't have time for this, gentlemen. And when things are going swimmingly, they can twirl them. Right. On the screen. When they're hatching a plan. Yeah. All right. So Electoral College right now. Fox has it at 150 to 122 Trump and CNN has it at 139 to 104 Trump. So we'll see what they, now what do I have to get to 270? Yep. 270. All right. Why don't we do a little news and we'll keep you guys posted. Let's do it. Give me the news with grad. News with Gino grad. Show biz congress. Tech news sports news, well news. Give me news with Gino grad. Rich it out of Florida. Sex surveys, Obama. Meet news with Gino, Gino grad. The news with Gino grad. Well, here's something Trump might actually not have to worry about. But in radio interviews Tuesday today, Donald Trump still would not unequivocally commit to accepting the outcome of the election. He should accept it if he wins. That's the thing. Trump is for the past month railed against what he calls a rigged system, warning over voter fraud and accusing the media of colluding against him. Here's a clip of Trump on 970 WFLA in Tampa Bay on whether or not he'll contest the results if they're close. So no, if I think everything's on the up and up, that's a lot different. And we can only see what happens. I hope, I hope it's going to be very fair. I think we're going to do very well. I don't, it's a stupid strategy. It's like if you're going to contest it, do it, but don't say anything about it. That you know, the one, there is something I like about him, which is he doesn't know how to be a politician in terms of he doesn't appeal in quality. Yeah, he doesn't. And that's an interesting thing. I had a, he won in Missouri and Montana. So says Gary. I had this very interesting conversation with Mike August today, which was, he said, boy, I love that interview you did with Baldwin. And I said, no, I didn't think it was so, I mean, I didn't think much of it one way or the other. He said, no, I answered all these questions about his career and about where he's going and this and he never answers those kinds of questions. And I said, Baldwin has a kind of a wiring that I share and that when somebody asks me a question, who's funnier, men or women, I feel compelled to answer them. I don't, I feel like I have to give them an answer. They just asked me. I can't go, well, I know a lot of funny gals. I know a lot of funny fellows. Like that's not what they're asking. They're asking a question. And maybe they're trying to trap me. Maybe they're trying to ruin my career, but I still feel compelled to answer. And I think most people that are sort of intellectually honest feel that way as well. I don't think Baldwin feels that way when he's talking to some reporter from TMZ or something, but if I'm in the dressing room, we're just talking guy to guy. I think he feels sort of compelled to provide an answer about his career, about something he might not want to get into or whatever it is. So politicians learn day one, don't answer anything. Pivot. Yeah. Or do whatever. So Dow futures down 500 points. It's a good sign for Donald Trump. The pesos down 30%. Is this on Trump's? This is on a tight early success. Correct. On the reaction to a tight election. Wow. Dio Simeo. Yeah. So, I do like the fact that he just doesn't know how to do anything but answer, but he should just say, well, we'll cross that bridge when we get to it. Well, you might know this better than I because I just recently learned this and I thought it was quite dignified and amazing. Is it true that Nixon basically decided he would not contest against Kennedy because he thought it was a really unpresidential thing to do? I think there was something and it's still all we have, but we don't think in these terms. All you have is a human being and especially back then as a man was your reputation, your handshake, your word, you know, you really was your reputation. We don't know it. That's all we have now too, but we keep trying to pretend like we don't. But if you think about your dealings with whoever you're dealing with, you're really just kind of dealing with the reputation. You're just dealing with who they are, what you know, what interactions. And then there's the bad version of that, the people you know when the phone rings, what's he want, what she want, you know, what's going on. You really, and there was a time when in this country, I mean, that was a pretty big thing. Like I could remember just every third movie is like, sir, my word is my bond and my handshakes as good as any contract. Thank you, sir. You know, they shake the hand, they share the close up of the hand shaking, you know, and I grew up thinking that means a lot. And I would hope that everyone attempts to keep their reputation in good shape. But I, you know, and, you know, I guess Tricky Dick thought that he needed a bond and a reputation. And there's all sorts of things back then. I mean, look, he's old school. Somebody called your wife fat, you'd have to duel, you know, now it's like, I know, she needs to get on some Jenny Trey. Answer this on Twitter. Nixon told the reporter at the time, our country cannot afford the agony of a constitutional crisis and I damn well will not be party to creating one just to become president or anything else. Wow. Yeah, all bets are off now, but I will tell you this. And I really do, I see it on an almost daily basis in show business because show business is a very, it's easy to go for the quick money. You know, it's easy to go. I want to be a producer on this. I want to get paid or I want to this. I'm going to, you know, there's a version of that in show business, which makes it easy and you can do it and you can get away with it. I mean, as I've always said, I had a manager. The manager had me had Jimmy Kimmel had Carson Daly had Tom Green had a whole roster of guys and has none of them now because he got grabby. On the other hand, my money manager, Tony, he's got Bill Simmons and he's got Carson Daly. He's got Jimmy Kimmel. He's had me for 20 something years. He doesn't get grabby. See what I'm saying? He's building this thing. I was sitting next to Jimmy and long game. Yeah. You don't realize it, but it's true. I was sitting next to Jimmy on Bill's show and Bill said, geez, you guys have been working together and buddies for what? 20 years and Jimmy said 22. To be exact. Right. But no one got grabby early, early on and believe you me, there are plenty of opportunities when you know, Jimmy's crank anchors was his idea, but he didn't go, I'm taking 80%. You know, it was my idea. Why are you, you're getting, we're whacking it up. But then later on when I got on the radio, he got a bunch of money for doing some light lifting. But, but if he'd got grabby with crank anchors, anyone got the radio money, right? Trump 149 Clinton 109, according to a CNN is there, but Gary Clinton just won New Mexico and Trump just won Missouri, New Mexico, Missouri. Was Mexico a toss up? Or was that blue? New Mexico is blue. Is there a Colorado, Nevada or the toss ups in the West? So what do they got? California, Stoner and or whatever. California, Washington, Oregon, Idaho don't really matter. What we're still looking at that are big ones are Oklahoma, Florida, Virginia, Pennsylvania. Oklahoma still being counted. I mean, sorry, still not called. Still not called. The bigger one that's surprising is Florida. Florida's got 98.9% of the votes in and they won't call it. Well, they've had some issues in the past. I'm sorry. I misspoke when I said Oklahoma. I meant Ohio, the lettering screen. Yeah. Sorry. It was Logan Dawson. I had to correct it. All right. Let me tell you guys about a smart mouth. Nothing ruins an intimate moment as quickly as nasty breath. Smart mouth. It's the only activated mouthwash clinically proven to instantly eliminate bad breath and prevent bad breath from coming back for 12 full hours. So give a shot before you go to bed and then don't wake up at that morning mouth and tell you prevent morning breath. 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To qualify for a BJ, fans must follow both Angelina and Maggie on Twitter and vote against Trump. Though they're not sure this is legal or can be enforced. I didn't spell Angelina. Hold on. We have a clip of Maggie Green giving her final call to action. Is that Greener than he? Trust me, this is not a lie or an empty promise. There's enough of that, Molotovs. Angelina and I will deliver on our promise if Trump stays away from the White House. So remember, a vote against Trump is a vote for nasty women and for BJs. There you go. Let me say this. I'm happy about it. There's a part of me that does not judge and I'll tell you why. By the way, here, why don't we, let's just say the first chick's real name is Jeanine. Okay. All right. Now, when I point at you, you say in a ballooning accident and then I'll do mine. Okay. Brian, you ask what, what you hadn't heard from Jeanine what she up to. Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Green, how's it going? Good. Before I even get into it, how's Jeanine having her from her so long? What happened to her? Ballooning accident. Oh, she died. I'm going to point at you. I got to kill you. I'm excited. Hey, what happened to Jeanine? I hadn't heard from her in so long. Well, sadly, she died in a tunnel collapse. Ballooning accident. She was ballooning in a tunnel? Well, that's all. Well, sorry, what did you say, Shweta? She had ballooned up to quite a size. And the tunnel couldn't support her. Oh, that's horrifying. We're going to have a new daughter soon. Okay. One that won't get in a porn. Or shame us in any way. Yeah. That's an admirable goal. I can't even imagine that's on the table. Now, Jeanine was in a porn. Nope. The ballooned up and tied in a tunnel. She died in a ballooning accident. Yeah. She was the balloon, or she ballooned. Well, I'll tell you. Traveling out of a balloon. She didn't die blowing half of North America. No, she did not. No, she did not. That would be a harm to anyone who says so. Yep. Okay, that's an odd you to even bring that up. It's almost a non sequitur that she would blow half of America. She definitely didn't offer it on Twitter. That's right. Don't even bother checking. I hadn't had the thought until just now. Yeah. What was her Twitter handle? Well, that's really none of your never mind. We never got it. She's still down there. I mean, not blowing guys. In the tunnel. The heaven retrieved her body. Well, the balloon hit the tunnel with such a ferocity. I'm confused. She was the balloon or she was in a balloon, or both? There was some blowing into a balloon. Okay. She will be not, she'll not be forgotten, but she'll never be spoken of again. Starting now. Right now. Or maybe like five minutes ago. Yeah. Okay. We got to go have another girl. We talked a couple years. Don't ask where her sister Sharon is. Well, I hadn't thought of it until just now. Yeah. No. But don't ask. No, no, no, no. Don't go on to Twitter. Okay. All right. Just, just, uh, enjoy the, uh, the, uh, Trump tax rights. Uh, and let's just get back to her business. Thank you. It did very well last year, so I should enjoy this. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. The thing about chicks, and I don't know. Oh, no. I don't know how. I don't, I honestly don't say I would be any different. If I was like, when I was 22, I had nothing. I had no money. I had no anything. I know anything. But if you could told me like, look, see that fat 51 year old guy on it, blow him like, you know, twice a month, you're going to BMW seven series. I can't say that I wouldn't go do it. I was, I was working on construction sites all day. Like I was killing myself. Like we got this thing in their hip pocket, which is their sexuality. It expires, you know, when they're 35 or 40, but when they're 26, they get to use it. High premium. If nothing in life works out, you can always break that glass and keep your sexuality, which is there. If you want to go do it, it's there. Get yourself a brand new popcorn tin. Yeah. That's, uh, I mean, guys just never in a weird way. You tell me, Ryan, but we're talking about, you know, Hillary's going to straighten this whole mess out with the 73 cents on the dollar or whatever. But we never spend any of our time factoring that into the equation. Women have to spend X amount of time factoring it into the equation. Their sexuality or like, why am I being hired or what's this guy want from me? Or is he being nice or is he offering me a ride? What's his thing? What's my thing? What do I look like? What do I have? What should I look like? What should I get myself put together before I go in and do this thing? What's the occasion and blah, blah, blah. For guys like me and Brian and every other guy I've known, it's neither here nor there. It's just get up and go to work. You either get hired or you don't get hired. They don't get hired. Oh, they hired the pretty guy, but they wouldn't hire the unattractive labor or whatever it is. It works out for me most of the time, but I'll think about it. But there's zero calorie spend ever given to that. He would just get up, go to work, try to get a better, try to make a buck more an hour than he did last year. Never once he really, he's being a little too nice. Right. What's his motivation here? Yeah. So there's a certain deficit that I believe that most women, especially attractive women, but all women are going to be at, which is they have to go through their life and their work life with about seven eighths on the job and about one eighth set aside of this guy's asking me to come over to his house to work on this project. What's going on here? Yeah. We just never, never have to burn that. When I was a temp, I would get asked out to lunch a lot by management and I didn't, I didn't want to work for the company. I was young. I lived in New York and so I, I was so scared and I didn't know what to do that I would call it sick the next day. Because I didn't know how to handle it. I was nervous. Well, you had guys offered to buy you jewelry, right? Yeah. I had two guys ask me to go to Hawaii with them. I've still never been. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. I'd see it with us. It's like, never sick. They called the big on for a reason, peeps. Ball to get back to work. Brill ahead, right behind. That's right. That's all it is. So you never, you go again, I started off this show by saying you never think about what someone else is going to do for you. Well, maybe some guy will come in here and maybe he'll be a successful guy and maybe we'll hook up and next thing you know, I'll be living in a nice house. Like there, there's never that option. Just like there was never the option of I'm just going to slide the headshot under the manager's door and then all get on saying elsewhere. Nope. Timely. 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And I guess we can conclude. CNN's calling it too. CNN's calling it too. We can conclude that there's a little bit of that Bradley effect going on or so it seems. Yeah. I mean considering Ohio and it's, I mean, it's looking very likely that Florida as well. And so many strategists said this will be over by 5 p.m. our time. Yeah. The good news is, is I guess we never have to listen to any strategists. Ever again. But. Play this back in four years. The Washington Redskins did win their last home game before. Oh, is that the family? Whatever that one was. That one, that one was. Yeah. So. All hail Leader Trump. Yes. Overlord. Oh, I'll tell you if you want to soften the blow one way or the other. I want you to pre-order the 24 hour war. We've now moved over 2,000 of these things. And I'm so happy and I'm so proud. Chassis, C-H-A-S-S-Y dot com. And it is dropping on the 22nd of November. But get it on the 22nd of November by pre-ordering. 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