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And I was like, guy looks like Vince Neil. I was like, no. And then he was playing the lounge in the middle. No. Yeah, the Wolf's Dead. Five-Self. With his band. Yeah, like the Vince Neil. Yeah, it was the Vince Neil. In the middle of the slots. Damn, dude. He was the guy who gets killed right in the beginning of Ford Farrellane. Yeah. He was still pretty cool there. Bobby. Fuck. Oh, I want to get this. He killed Bobby Sutton. What the fuck was his name? I want to say Bobby Briggs. It's not that. Bobby Black. I knew it was alliteration. Bobby Black. God, I love that movie. Ford Farrellane was so good. It's fucking hilarious. It's so good when he's falling off the bill. My hair. My hair. Everyone else is screaming. My hair. My hair. My hair. He worked at his impression of Travolta. Oh, it's great. And that girl was adorably cute. The little white eyed, what was her name? What was her dumb name? Oh, Zuzu Petals. Oh, Zuzu Petals. Oh, Zuzu Petals. Oh, Zuzu Petals. Oh, Jazz was his assistant. Jazz was Lauren Holly. Was one of the hottest rom-com chicks for a minute. Under the, oh, yeah, rom-com chicks. In that show, particularly, she was a different kind of look. Look at that. She had that crazy hair. But she was good and dumb and dumber too. She was hot. Of course, yeah. But that, look at her. She was sexy here. And she was not supposed to be the sexy one. She was supposed to be the secretary of the assistant, right? Zuzu Petals now, by the way. I think there's a lot of serious acting. Really? Like, she's like a victim on SVU type actress. Oh, one of those? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, one of the friends of the girls. But she's very rarely like a main person. But she still acts. Do you know Fell Off, who was cute as shit, and then Fell Off, a cliff? 20 Catane. But it did, she's such a good actress now. Is the girl from Cape Fear. Julia Lewis. I mean, Fell Off. Looks wise. She was just in a movie I watched last night with the little midget guy there. What's his name? Dink. Yeah, it's called The Thicket. It was a western. And he played, it's so funny because he just plays a badass, which is hilarious to me. Because, you know, it's the 1800s. They would just fucking drag him behind a horse, you know what I mean? But he's like, you don't want to do that. And he's like, look, he goes, put a little dress on. He's like, you don't want to do that. And he's just so, he's so badass as a little guy. But then he just stabs him in the dick, you know what I mean? This is like his move. Just grabbed your dick or stabs you in the dick. It's the only little guy cool movie you can have. So I can do a spin kick or something, you know? But she was in that The Thicket and she looks like shit, but is so good as like in that role. But like she was cute always, like in like Dustle Dawn. Yep. She's very cute. Sometimes actors enact like Matthew Connaghey got ugly and became a good actor. He was a pretty good actor, I think. He was alright, but he became way better when he became ugly. We're strange looking. Look at this bitch. Yeah, she's fucking out. She's haggard. Dude, but you should hear a talk. If there's a video of her talking, she is disgusted. Yeah, that's it. You're watching Tubi Originals, Bobby. Yeah. That's where black filmmakers go to fucking get their shit out. It's hard to find a good West like a new Western that's good. This one was good. You liked it. I loved it. It was just, it's hard to, like this scene is the hard scene to buy because he has to... He's kicking little ass. He's kicking little ass. He's kicking big ass with his little fists. You know who's, go back to that scene. That was Hetfield. Hetfield's in it. Really? Yeah, Hetfield plays one of that guy's soldiers. Hetfield plays like a cool dude. Is that him right there? No, go back to the scene with the little guy, right? That's hitting the background. That's Hetfield. Oh, look at that. Yeah, you don't even know it's him either. He's actually pretty good in it. He's, Hetfield can act. There you go. You're a bit part in that. So, it's your turn. Would you like to call or fold? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Boom. But that's her. She's fucking gross. Yeah, she's so gross. She's so gross in this, man. She's gonna be very cute. Do you know who got fucking grotesque? I guess she's going through some shit. Did you know what Terran Manning is? No, who's Terran Manning? Terran Manning was Eminem's... Look at what a lot of stuff she's in, but she was Eminem's ex-girlfriend in Eight Mile, the one he had the kid with. Yeah, I thought that was... She was also, I believe, she was on one of the planes that got ground or something or she was late. She was another one that was late for a flight and didn't... Oh, no. She was on the jet blue plane where the... Wheel fell off. Wheel wouldn't come out. Okay, yeah. And then they had to land and just crash land, basically. Yes. She was on that plane, but she's a lesbian, I guess. And there's video recently of her... TMZ got a video of her, like, beating the shit, I guess, out of her girlfriend. But then a thing came out of her today and you see her and she's like... All these sort of her teeth are just like black little pieces of tooth and she's like, you guys had the story wrong. She's kicking my ass. It's pretty wet. We got to dig into this. Here's terrorizing girlfriend. Hang on, there might be an ad on this. I hope so. Mistplay. How great are ads now? Everybody's involved. Oh, black people living next to white people in a fluid neighborhood? I never thought I'd see today. The Huxdables is real. That's what they show you, though. Even if a doctor and a lawyer couple, a black couple, live next to you in your house, the husband's still a rapist. Oh, I thought they were just an affluent beautiful black couple. Well, it just the kids. Nope. No. Dad's a rapist. But he does rape like a doctor. Yeah, yeah, he does. Very professional. In a very doctorly way. He did rape. Very professional rapist. Is it professional? Hey, are you going to count down from ten for me real quick? Okay, it's her terrorizing her girlfriend. I love that they have podcast studio equipment in the background. Everybody in their mother is doing a podcast. What is this chick need a fucking podcast? God damn it. Maybe the girlfriend's a big podcaster. What if it's called her daddy? She has that no teeth sound. She's talking and you can hear the... When you see her, you're going to be like... And by the way, it wasn't that she was ever like a smoke show, but she was like cute. Yeah. She was supposed to be like a cute dirt ball. It was like the girl that Eminem would have fucked in eight mile. I thought it was... It's not the girl that Eminem hooked up with. Not Brittany Murphy. Brittany Murphy, because she's dead. She's dead. She died mysteriously too. Just drugs, I think. I think if you want to throw it around, her husband killed her. You think so? That's the rumor. Really? Yeah, there was a documentary about it. Watch, fucked Eminem and that black guy in the movie. Mm-hmm. Yeah. He died right after her. Yeah, that was by the way the most strange... Yeah. Eight mile was like a strange love story between these two, kind of finding each other and like anything. And then he just goes to a radio studio one day and she's just getting the fucking tag teamed by the other guys. And then he's like pissed about it, they fight about it, and then he sees her later and he's like, ah, it is what it is. I mean, the love story has nothing to do with the movie whatsoever at all. But you know... She's like, I'm fucking you. Oh yeah, but I'm also like a whore. I'm fucking everybody. But you're a good rapper. Jay, you don't know urban love. I guess not. That's urban love. Also, in the first love story, they just kind of like immediately fucking the factory. No, I know, but I start like talking to each other and she's like, I believe in you. They started to make it like that. She was inspiring him to like kind of be like believing yourself. And then he's just like, oh no, no, I'm just like some slob pig. From Detroit. I'm fucking sucking everybody you know, of course. What do you think? It's the 50s in Detroit? Yeah, it was like his enemies. She was like fucking his friends and enemies. And at the end, when they're all celebrating him winning, he just gives her the finger. He's like, fuck you bitch. And she's like, fuck you too. And he's like, bye guys, bye guys. What? You just watched, he thought it was his girlfriend. She was getting gang banged. Yeah, they had to make him as white as possible. And that would be a white guy thing. Yeah, she has addiction to prescription meds. That's what it was. It was pneumonia, but you know... Allegedly. Yeah. But she might have... He died of the same thing. She might have got... The husband died of the same exact thing. She might have been murdered. And then he killed himself? And then he was murdered. Oh, they were both murdered? Why? Maybe both murdered. Why? Because they figured out fission or some shit, nuclear fission. Yeah, they were on to the Clintons. It's a popular, all-beat, unproven speculation, gain traction because of her death. And his death five months later, with many friends, family and online theorists pointing to his manipulative behavior, shady past and control over her. Law enforcement never charged him or considered him a suspect or a death. Because they're lazy. The coroner ruled his death was due to the exact same causes as hers. The theory, did he kill her? Probably not. No. I can't believe she's died. She's been dead since 2009. Yeah, she got hot, too. She got like thin. Remember, she was the fat girl? She was the little fat girl? Well, she was Thai, in clueless. I hear that. She was, by the way... Can you talk to me like I'm supposed to know the casting crew? By the way, super cute in clueless. And again, that is a times changing. That was supposed to be the thing. She was a little pudgy and stuff. She wasn't pudgy at all. Is clueless the one where she went to law school? No. That's not really blown. Bobby, hang on, Christine. Bobby just tried to do a thing so his cigar buddies don't think he's gay. You fucking know exactly which one clueless is. I don't know which one. I've never sat and watched clueless from front to back ever once in my life. I know everything about clueless. First of all, Jay, I don't know what clueless is, man. I'm clueless. I watch mess. I watch westerns. Buddy, I watch as many westerns as I can. You also know the name of the one where she goes to law school. What is it? What's the name? What is it? You know. I don't know. You do, though. Blue note. Play this game if you want. I don't know the name. What's the name? By the way, she's not fat at all. She's fat. She's the ugly one. No, they made her look good. Yeah, this is after the makeover. I understand, but she's not fat. I do know the plot. She's not fat. How dare you? I know the plot. Yeah, look who's following the piece of it. Oh, let's keep saying wrong things about clueless and that Bobby explode with information. He goes, yeah, he goes. And then they had the guy. The guy, they have a Corey Glover in there. He goes, no, that's not who it is. I really did shoot out information. No, I'd say after her makeover when they decided they were going to take her and make her hot. But when they first, when she was first in the movie, she was ugly, right? She's not ugly. She was a quirky. She was a quirky. She's grungy and chubby and yucky at the beginning. And then they never chubby. The hot girls bring her into the fuck. Jay, the hot girls bring her into her group and they make her fuck. They give her a makeover and then she becomes hot. But at the beginning of the movie, she was smelly and grungy. The whole movie has a terrible message. There she is at the beginning of the movie. Go back to that. Click on that. The message of the movie has changed the way you look and people will accept you. Also, I'm going to go fucking suck my step brother. That's the resolution. No, they realize that they shouldn't have tried to change her and she was fine the way she was. And then she tried to suck and fuck her step brother. She did and it was her ex step brother. It's pornography. Can you have an ex step brother? Nope. Well, he does say you divorce wives, not children in the movie. That's right. Yeah, that's your step brother for life. It's not her brother. It's a step brother. It was Paul Rudd. Listen, ugh. That's supposed to do something. That's step brother Paul Rudd. Was Paul going to fuck her? They're going to fuck. And then in the movie, they decide they're going to fuck and you watch them make out a bunch. Ew. It's crazy. Ew. It's a crazy man. It's what pornography is now. That's all the pornography. Step brother comes home and fuck step sister. Let's start with Clueless. That is one of my favorite. Is it? Yeah. Then you could really fucking drop a batch to Clueless, my man. I might. And then legally blonde, God knows what will happen to your woman. Is that the name of it? Legally blonde? You know it is. I do not. I do not. I did not know that name. You also didn't know the plot for Clueless until we showed it to you and you had to fix it for us. Now legally blonde, she does have money, but she's just, she's Clueless. That's why I probably mixed them up. Because she's dumb. Look how not fat this chick is. Buddy, look it, look it out. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go back to the one Christine had right there. Look at the one on the left. They put a big shirt on her. Yeah. The one on the left is at Skankfest and one on the right is at Nashville Comedy Festival. They put a big shirt on her. Go to the house she looked when they're doing the trying on the clothes with her. I'm not saying in life at that time, but do after the make after the, this whole thing. You gotta see the half top she's wearing. Skinny. After they give her this makeover, but they, they sucked her body down. They made her look fat with all the flannels. Yes. That's my point. I'm not saying in life. She's not fat. I'm saying in the movie. She's just frumpy. She dressed frumpy. Frumpy or fat, whatever you want to call it. Just because you have fat issues and you have levels of fat issues. All right, I do. You don't have to say it like that. It's so funny. We can't attack each other on fat things. You got fat issues too. It took you a second. You looked at, you went, oh wait. Oh fuck. Bring the Taren Manning stuff. No, she is, she's not fat in life, but in the movie she was kind of gross. They put, well they made her gross. They made her look gross. But then also, by the way, she carved herself up and just actually got substantially hotter. But my point later in life, she got titties. No, I'm saying she, she, she, later in life, she became like a hot woman. But it was always, but her, the natural thing of her face, she always looked like cruddy. You know what I mean? That's the thing. That's why she was good in eight miles. She's like, oh what a cute chick, but probably is going to suck and fuck all of your friends and enemies. Yeah, she always had that look like she lived in like a, like some ocean town where bands made it. Hey, you want to date me seriously? But I'm going to fuck all your friends and enemies. Yeah, like that's towards the end of it. Nice vagina. Yeah, that's like a chick you could get at like Asbury Park. She didn't even get her titties done actually. She got so much hotter than you would get her. I think she might have got her titties done. I don't think so. I mean, maybe she got them in shape, but she doesn't have bigger titties really. She has pretty regular titties. But she got hot. Yeah, she did. She was popping a little bit when she died. Am I correct? Yeah, popping pills. Yeah. That big gash. And her husband is disgusting by the way. It's wild. One of the reasons why. He's a fucking carcass now. One of the reasons why they thought there was some nefarious, and yes I do like using that word, nefarious stuff. Good word. Thank you. Is that he was not like, why is she with this guy? Yeah. Look at that. Oh my God. Yeah, right? That's why they were like, why is she? You might be Murphy? Yep, that was her husband and he is. A bazillionaire or something though? Yeah, he's loaded. I don't think so. I think his, her money was, Oh my God. It sounds like he just had the drugs. Hey, it looks like you should have a podcast about sex, drugs and rock and roll. How many Sweeney's ex-boyfriend, that was the same thing. Thanks, thanks Poggle for the old Ralph Reffins. He looks like Ralph. He did? Yeah, you can't believe this guy. It doesn't look like Ralph. That's the guy who played Ralph in the documentary. We know what happens to him. It's like, what's your name? Who's the one I met on that bird? Amy Smart. Amy Smart's like with a guy who is like, is the, it looks like the guy, like, oh, this is like a handsome guy. And then it's like all of the, he's got so many allegations against him. And like, I looked him up immediately and it was like allegations and cheating scandals and all kinds of shit. I guess he was hot at one point. Yeah, I'm looking at him. Is that him? And if you look him up, look up, just look up his, like, accusations. But this, he's like a, was he from Carter Can? I have no idea. What is that? What is Carter Can? It's like, yeah, HGTV. Yeah, yeah. We've got a lot of things against him. Wow. It's funny though, there are a lot of like actresses that are smoking hot that wind up with these chudrules that you're like, well, a lot of it's waiting out because the interesting thing is like, you'd be hard press to find anybody. And I think I'd feel the same way kind of anybody who I went to school with the girls that were like the hot girls in school, that their husbands would be like leaps and bounds. Like, like, you know what I mean? Like, they're like male pattern balding or just guys that you'd be like, no way. No way. Right. I bet that's a lot. Like, if you go back and look at that, like, you'll be far more attractive than most of the husbands of the girls that you fond over in high school. Oh yeah. I mean, I'm probably more attractive in all these dumpy chicks too. A lot of them got dumpy. No, for sure. But yeah. I'm just saying, that's like an interesting thing to see. It's like at some point in their life, they stopped fucking the quarterback and the whatever, and they started fucking like a guy who has a good job. Finance here. And then it became a guy that's like, this guy's just honest and he comes home every night. Right. And it's like, I know, I know he's got adult onset acne, but he comes home every single night and he is with it. I'm sure he's a little overweight. He doesn't try to get me to blow his friends. He doesn't try to make me blow his friends ever. He's never tried that once. That's when I knew Dom was the one when I didn't want her to blow anybody in front of me. I think I like this one. I think this one is the one. Don't blow someone in front of me. I've never said that before. I've never asked you to suck my friends cock in front of me. I've never said that before. I think I love you. Amy Smart's husband, ACV, start, start cut, what, accuse of sexual misconduct. What is misconduct? It means he wanted to make up in a different spot. He goes, well, look, I don't want it to be shiny on camera. Why don't you put a little foundation on this guy down here? That's what I would do. He coerced her in a performing repeated oral sex ex during the show's production. Oh, suck it, bitch. Can you force it? Like, when you... Look, I'm not taking anybody's side who sexually has misconduct. Go on. But when... Now, when I say forcing... Speak freely and don't even think about what you're going to say. Are you recording this? Yes. I'm saying sexual... Swing for the fucking fences, dude. Sexual misconduct in any form is wrong. It's over the green monster. But I'm saying, how do you force somebody repeatedly to give you a blowjob? The forcing I have to assume is going to be like with threats and things because I absolutely... In my mind, I can't think of a way outside of a threat. You can't force somebody to suck your dick. What if he had her mother at gunpoint? Right. Like, what threat would you have? Oh, well, you'll lose your job and you'll never work again. Oh, right. So back then it was... You can't do that now, but back in the day... People probably still do. Really? How could you ever do it? But people did it. I didn't say you were supposed to do it. Oh, Bobby, you had nothing good on days you were running. I'm saying that... These are the days where you were like, you want to keep this job. Maybe you give me a little... How do you think Christine is keeping this job? Oh, look, it's all Bobby's sweaters. I like that one. I like the one on the right. I bet you do. It's not the right. That's the back of the one, I think. No, that's the one on the right has just a... Oh, that's you, yeah, you're right. What is that? What is that? I thought they were back fronts. It's a tiger. I think it's a leopard. It's a leopard. I don't have a leopard. I have the one with giant hairs on it. I have the one. I have that one right there. No, the one over to the right. This one? No, you don't. Yeah, and I put it on one night to come to go out. You should bring it here. And she told me, Don said you can't leave. And I was like, why? Because you can't leave the house with that. You can wear it on Sundays while you watch TV. Bring it on Monday. Please bring it on Monday. I'll wear it on Monday. Do I have to go to the cellar on Monday? I hope so. Can I try it on? I'll wear it Tuesday. Can I try it on? I actually have two. I bought two. Can I wear one of them? Do we have the same? I bought one from Maxim, one from me. I thought it would be cool to one night go out together as leopards. As leopard father and son? You and your cub? Yeah, exactly. That's exactly right. To do what? To hang out. Fuck Vegas showgirl? No, that's not the one to do that. Maybe do some... Maybe do some pool sharking. Yeah, you guys gonna three card money outside of a casino? I'll bring it down. I have one and I have another one that might fit you. I'm gonna wear it. Okay, yeah, I'll let you wear it. I have this company. I've bought four. I know it's why they're in our algorithm here at work. It's because we've talked about it and they show up on every advertisement. They think I want to wear fucking tiger sweaters. I got a lot of compliments on my tiger sweater. At Ari's thing. What thing? The thing we can't talk about. Okay. That I always bring up and I remember that we can't talk about it for some reason. Fucking weirdo. Your tiger? You remember? Yeah, you actually said you liked it. Yeah, you look good. Well, what else are you gonna say? Were you lying to me? Were you... Wait a minute. I don't remember it. Jay. I may have been. You were like, whoa. What do you say to somebody? They're already out of their mind. What do you say to somebody? They're already at the wedding. Touche. Touche. You're already dressed. You're already dressed. You're there, you're present. But you figure if I'm going to somewhere where there's a lot of comics and I show up with something goofy, I'm going to be attacked. Right? And I walked in fully ready to be attacked and have my tigers attack back. Oh, you didn't get to activate your fucking caretigers? That, I almost, I did buy the red, I have the red one. Can't wear that. It just doesn't look good. How many of these did you buy? All of them. Well, you know, I'm an addict and my, these Facebook things come up and I just buy them. Oh, what I bought the other day was nuts. Dude, I'm getting sick of Bobby's, I'm an addict speech on every ridiculous thing he does in his life. You've been in the program for 40 years. I haven't been to the fucking shitty shit anonymous program. You haven't been a fucking addict. You're a Shabaholic. That's a different program, Christine. You were not an addict before you had dick hair. Yes. That's true. That is true. Well, I'm an addict, Dawn, that's why I have to spend $3,000 behind your back on something ridiculous. Because when the apocalypse comes, you're going to want metal toothpicks. The wood ones will burn up. That is a fucking great idea. That was a fantastic idea. But you do want kindling, so you might want to stick with the wood. I almost got a little bit of a headache. I almost got to scroll up a little bit. We're looking at these sweaters. Everybody's seeing them on Facebook. No, we see them because you may just have to. They come up a lot. But here's the thing, they're from the 1950s type of sweaters. Back in the 50s, men would wear these sweaters. Frankie Valley and the Four Jerkoffs. Your premise is completely off. This is a 70s? Your best girl would see some guys. Oh, yeah, that'll do up, group the Del Faggots. You can't say that. Stop typing, you bitch. You can say it on 21 Jump Freaks, okay? If you don't type, I'm going to be on you. I'm sorry, sorry. That's not the way. I just want to slip one in. My way was awesome. I just wanted to have him panic. Look at his face. It's something about your tone. It's the Boston. Sorry. What's going on? Oh, now they're in, now they're all panicky. Well, Jacob has to stay an extra two hours because of that word. Is it two hours? Yeah. So if we said it again, would it be four? Well, it's fine. If you're fired, no. No, no, no, I'm sorry. It's two hours per. I pulled the trigger on that. I apologize. I don't think we should discuss any further. Anyways, I would mean to say this. I like this idea. Lois was at my house today. We were doing Legion of Skanks for my house this morning. Hey, Paco, can you give this to Jacob for me? Can you hand this to Jacob? That's Bobby's pass. I'm good. I'm good. Lois. Thank you. Paco just does what you want him to do. What do you want him to do? Can you bring that back to me, please? He's great in that way. Is that great? Thank you, Paco. He was giving the producers things to do for skanks, things they do for Skanks Story Wars. He was giving them the kind of blood and the sense that, man, I go, you got to get you to come talk to arpiders like that, Black Lou and Jacob. He goes, I'll come in for a month and audit them, but you've got to give me free range to say what they're doing wrong and stuff like that. I went, I like it. Then I was like, but maybe I won't do it. Here's my decision. If I go in today and Jacob smiles the whole show, then I won't do it. If I look over and see Jacob frowning, which I've seen a lot, we have to have Lois. I think we should have Lois audit the crew. Lois Jay Gomez audits the production crew. I don't know. I listen. I bet we'll have bits. Yeah. We'll have routines. These guys will be going to Jamaica. They'll have a trip for Jamaica planned in a couple months, for sure. They're going to have a retreat. Jacob would hate Jamaica. There will be a retreat, though, is the point. There will be a retreat. There will be a retreat. You think you're putting in the work and he's going to be really mean to you during this, and he is, but at the end of it, there is a retreat. There's a retreat for two days. How many days? Four days. So that means two days. You got to get there. Then you have two straight days of retreat, and then you have to have one more day left and then you come home, correct? Right. And you all sleep in the same room like a cult. Yeah, I'm not doing any of that. Why do you want to sleep in the same room as Paco, Tom, and some other guy? You can just sleep in Bebba Ralph only. They give him the Giants quarters. Why do you sleep between Lewis and James? Well, Jacob, I don't know what the payoff is going to be for you then for having Lewis come in here and audit you if you're not going to take the retreat. You're just going to have him audit you? It seems like a lot. Look, DJ Lewis, would you be okay with Lewis coming in and auditing you? No, no, no. I said flat out. DJ Lewis need any auditing. He was killing it. But if I was like, I have undefined ideas of what people are doing in the room. I'd say Jacob and Lewis. I know they do something. That's why Lewis is going to audit it and see what it is. Well, what if, God forbid we look over and Jacob is smiling. Wouldn't that be intense? Wouldn't that be good? That'd be nuts. It happens most of the time. I don't even know if I like it. Well, in between nod-offs and super aggressive frowns and stare-offs and staring down at your computer looking like you're fucking frazzled because you're getting terrible information. But between that, you do laugh. But he is the family. He is the family though. The family has spoken. The family has spoken. Look at him. We're actually getting a grin right now. Oh, buddy, you think watching Lewis bully you guys for a month isn't going to make me happy? It will. It'll make me so happy that at some point I'm going to be like, it's making me too happy. Back off, dude. You know, Black Lou would be, would, would light up fighting Lewis. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, at one point we'd have to go, no, no, no, guys, guys, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Just them rolling around. Oh yeah, we forgot we have HR here. Oh yeah. We forgot we can't, we can't Lewis it serious. No, well first of all, Lewis will not engage any fight. I never forget we have HR because of Jacob's face. Yeah. Jacob's HR face. Yeah, his HR tapping fingers. Yeah, Jacob, you should get HR tattooed on your eyelids when you fall asleep. We'll see it. Oh yeah, HR. Oh. But yeah, I think I like Lewis audit. He said he's available for it. That'd be fun. Let's do that. Yeah, let's have him audit. Lewis will not engage in a physical fight with anybody. This is business. Oh, you're going to get business Lewis. Business Lewis. Right. He's going to have his yellow glasses on, his shooting glasses. He's going to, don't worry because I'm telling you. The gas digital crew, they all for sure like me better, but they will, they will turn on me in a heartbeat for Lewis. It's so weird you bring that up because I do the regs and I know Paco is just abused by this guy. Abused. And he'll, he will. He pushed you off a fucking building. Lewis said I really actually need this done like Bobby's going to ruin my life. Yeah. I need you to push him off a building. Paco would try. He would kill me. I'll hide it aside. He would push me off a building. Agreed. And it's, it's amazing. He'll treat him like shit on the show and then he'll yell at Paco and he'll be like, I'm sorry. And he'll immediately take his side and you try to get him, stick up for yourself. Paco, he's like, no, I don't want to. I like this. I like being abused. Why? It's a lot easier to, uh, follow someone who's that rooted in the ground. What? What? What the fuck does that mean? What do you read a fortune cookie? Do you have to talk like that? When wise men say, Faro, you must a Faro if man is strong man. If tree must grow, it must have roots. If you don't mind. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Right. But then we went into why he has such a, it's a weird thing that he abuses you. It's like an abusive relationship, like he'll abuse you into loving him deeper. Or actually, Paco could be deep cover. He's playing the long game and just when Lewis sits atop his empire, Paco, where he goes, Paco, do me a favor, my little bitch, go get me a fucking beer or something. And then when Paco's up behind him, it's going straight. Just cut his throat. Columbia necktie, dude. Just a big J opener. Yeah. Cut the music. Cut the fucking music. Cut the music. Yeah. You give him a fucking, you give him a big J from ear to ear. Big J, alright. You guys ready to laugh now? You bet to catch that big J. That's sick. Has he ever brought you to the point where you wanted, were you hurt really bad? No. Of course he's gonna say that. Yeah, you have to say that. You have to say that. Has he ever made you mad? Yeah, for sure. I've seen Paco shaking in his crate at Lewis's house. You have a crate at his house? Well, only when he's bad. Oh. Only if he pees in the inside bathroom. Is that why when Paco comes out of the crate, sometimes when I go to his house, he gets so nervous that he pees right in the kitchen floor? Absolutely. He's fucking terrified. Yeah. But that's how. He's governed him through fear. He really does run that place with an iron fist. Yells. He also does a good move though. He rules it with violence and threats. Yep. He keeps informing everybody that he's the best boss. He's the most professional boss. He's the blah, blah, blah boss. And then everyone around just goes like, yeah man, you got a champ. You said it, boss. You're a member of a cult. Yeah. You're the gas digital cult. It's a pretty sick cult. You like it? Yeah. Did you see, I did a tour of, I told you I did a tour of Witzk Studios? Witzk Studios. Witzk Studios. Oh yeah, did you see all your stolen stuff on their website? I want it. You know Ari said when you talk to him, he goes, I swear to you, he goes, Ari, I'll take it down. I'm not in the business of stealing people's clips. The whole thing is stolen clips. But somebody sent me another clip of, you're up there again. Oh, they redid the making the band. It's a terrible, a terrible pilot. We did, it's only a piece of it. Right. It's a terrible pilot we did that, again because I was like, we should do this. And they go, we're a production company. We'll do it. And we went and did it and it was terrible. It didn't come out good. It wasn't the vision I had for it. It was with a band that I didn't want to do it with. I had no information on the band. I wasn't excited to meet them myself. So it didn't really, I wasn't that hyped up for the people. I couldn't believe people were that psyched to meet them. Yeah. And it just was like, I don't know. And I'm also, again, it's before I'm finding out, I'm not a man on the street guy. I'm not like a, every person, next person we had to walk up to they go, let's talk to these people over here, tailgate in this truck. And I mean, my first thing was like, oh shit. Hey guys, we're talking to people to try to get them to play this game. It's just not my thing. But you can put it on. Can I have a little bit of it? It's just, it's not even, it's not good. It's just not good. So are they just taking content and putting it on this site? Well, that's a, that's a. That's theirs. That's a fuck. It's theirs, but that throwing it up right now is a complete fuck you about the. So they put it up after. It went up a year ago. They're making the band thing? Yep. I thought it was two days ago that went up. It says one year ago. Oh, okay. Oh well. Not a fuck you. No. Oh, so they just have it. It's not a fuck you. It was just a, hey, we're not telling you, we're putting this up, we're just going to though. Why wouldn't they want you to promote it? Because I wouldn't have promoted that. Okay. It was a bad thing. It's bad. And they know Ari wouldn't have promoted the other thing because they didn't like the way it was edited. Yeah. But they just put it out anyway. Yeah. It's wild. Oh, by the way, we looked at a thing. It's so funny. G-Mike was over to do Legion of Skanks today. And I was telling that thing, I go, dude, they have 655,000 subscribers on the YouTube. It's insane. And then there's a thing you can click. I don't know what it is, but it shows like, yeah. So he looked at, he goes, for instance, here's Legion of Skanks. And it was like the year's Legion of Skanks. And it's just a steady, slow, increasing line. Right. Always on the uptrend. This one, whatever it is, when it comes up, it's like February 15th, a couple of two years ago. It's like, they went from 8,000 subscribers to like 280,000. It was like one day. And then it was like two days later, like another day. Oh, we could do that. And they just did it again. And then everything has just been flat line. It's like, there's just two days to get 655,000. It's a such a wild move. We should do that for the Bonfire YouTube, just by 10 million subscribers. Let's go over here. Let's pay, let's go crazy. This is the most popular fucking YouTube page. More probably than like any YouTube page. Any YouTube page. 10 million. Mr. Beats can suck it. They're gonna do Bonfire games. Oh, a commercial on our YouTube. That only costs about $63,000 a minute. Oh, but I'll tell you what, at least they're, that's the move they're doing. They're like, oh, we're kind of like just showing that the best stand up clips of the week. So that's why we could show Tom Siger and Patrice and Eddie Murphy's Delirious. Who Byron Allen owns, by the way. Does he own Delirious? Yeah. Fuck, he's got a lot of money. Not anymore. Not anymore. Now it belongs to the Wits. Buddy, I have a dentist appointment tomorrow with his family. I can't wait to talk about this. Oh, yes. I can't wait. Byron Allen. I can't wait to talk about this. How's your teeth, Jay? I heard you had problems. Jay, so you went to the dentist recently? Wow. This is a billion. He bought it for a billion dollars? No, no, no, he has a billion dollars. Oh yeah, he's one of the richest guys in Hollywood. Weather Channel. He has a Weather Channel, yeah. And look up the thing, look up the thing like that, I mean, maybe it's like myth, but say Byron Allen owns the rights to Delirious. Well, he bought, because back when TV, we only had a few channels, we didn't have a lot. At night, TV would go off. It'd just be like a circle beep, and it was nothing on. So he was like, can I buy that? And they were like, yeah, you can buy it. So he bought that hour time slot, a two hour time slot, and he owned it. So he could just, whatever commercial money he got was his. Yeah, he did, and he just did press junket. Did press junket things. Press junket interviews. So it's like, nothing like the interviews. When we come back, Mel Gibson, it's like Mel Gibson on a red carpet, and someone goes like, he's, Mel, are you excited about the movie? He's like, oh yeah, real excited. And they go, everybody, now we have another interview from like, we saw, there's like no, or to sit down with no interviewer. No, he wound up, I guess, if you get a press pass, you can jump in on the press junkets in Hollywood. And like, you've done them, where you sit down, and you go room to room to room to room in a hotel. And all the hotel rooms are just people in a chair, with a camera and a microphone, you go from this room to that room to there, and it's all different, whatever, press. So he bought a press pass, and he was one of those guys. So he would, whenever there was movies coming out, TV, he would just go to these press junkets, get a million interviews, literally five, they're literally five minute interviews with somebody, and he would just cut it up, and he'd go, Julia Roberts. And he'd go, this way, ready? Coming up, Julia Roberts in her new movie, and then it would just show her dumb face, and then it'd be like a minute interview, million, million dollars. Yeah, Julia Roberts talks pretty woman premiere, and it's just her like, I'm excited for it. I wonder how much TMZ, I mean, that is... Says no evidence. He's got a steak and stars, and so he does, but that was always the thing I heard, but might be just like a funny myth. And you know what, you never see him. You never see him on any interviews? Wait, he doesn't. Right below it says, this video explains how Byron Allen acquired the rights to Eddie Murphy's Deliwix. Oh, so he does have it. But you never see him on, you never, like this, I've never even seen him on a, an episode of a podcast or an interview. I've never seen him on anything. It's like he just does his show, and then I wonder what he does. He's a transition robot. Like if he has hobbies, does he, like you never see him golfing or basketball or... Jacob, I hear you have a hard time sock shopping. I do. I'm giving transitions. Jacob, I heard you had to stay two hours after work yesterday. It's so specific. I did. I did. Poco, you say that your calves are hairy, but your thighs don't grow hair, I heard that. Is that heard that somewhere? They're pretty hairy. Poco, you don't have pubic hair? Tell us about that. It's smooth. Oh, that's a really funny thing about your dog there, Poco. DJ Lou, you have a hard time fitting the shorts, yeah? Yeah, I do. And now back to the bonfire with Big J. O'Crossen and Robert Kelly. Christine just did me dirty in every possible way. It's one of the meanest things I've ever seen done in a relationship. Why are we coming back on the air? Work relationship or relationship relationship? Well, I'll tell you, I was looking over the whole time. I'm so hungry that I'm nauseous almost. Yeah. I just felt a little nauseous. I think it gets on my stomach and I was looking down the barrel of those Fritos for the whole first hour of the show. And I go, when we go to break, I'm gonna eat them Fritos. And then we went to break and Christine left and I started talking to Bobby and I went, those Fritos, now I look over, Fritos are gone. She went to go eat them in the bathroom, I guess. And then all that was left was the napkin that's fucking got Frito grease all over it. From her fingers was just left there, just a napkin. No Fritos. And then right when we go back on air and I can't eat, she came back with Pocky and soda. Mm-hmm. What if it like a Japanese fun stick? Oh man, I wish I was more like Ari where I would just take this and zip it across the room. I am. Break all of them into a zillion pieces. I am. Are you willing to break all of them into a zillion pieces? Yes. All right, let me take a handful out first. And then punish her. Yeah. No, you won't do it. I will do it. You will do it, that's why I'm not giving it to you. Oh, okay. I feel bad. Don't look at me, Christine. What you did, I just wanna give you a little backstory to this too. Christine showed up today with a bag of Fritos, just going, I love Fritos. Aren't Fritos the best? Oh my God, I just fucking love them. And she like held out like six little Fritos in her little clutches and just was like, she goes, you want a Frito? And I was like, no, I'm good. They look like toenails. And she was like, I love them. I love them so much. And she was eating a Fritos. And she probably saw you eyeing the Fritos. She needed her loantime with them. Who takes snacks? I just threw the bag out before I went downstairs. If you wanted Fritos, I would have given you Fritos. You want me to read your fucking mind? Whoa, wow. Well, somebody doesn't know how to roll with the pictures. Jesus Christ, that was just, okay. Makes me sick. Yeah, it makes me sick too. Who doesn't offer? And can I say something? Every day she offers. She offered me some Fritos. She didn't offer you, Sugar Daddy O'Carson. And then took them away from me. She took them away from me. Took them away. I don't want this crazy bitch anywhere near me. No, Jacob, I know what you mean now. I know what you mean. Now I know what you mean. Now I know what you mean. I know what you mean. Yeah, it's crazy. You crazy laughing asshole. Oh, I've been wanting to see this all week. I know it's our last show of the week. So we get to our topics. We never looked at before. Bob Barker, new stuff. He's a bad guy. But it's so bad. He's so racist, it's funny. You know what I mean? Really? He... I do know what you mean. But I didn't know he was that. He did not like black people to the point where he didn't want to be touched by them. But it's one of those Kaiser Soze things where you never noticed it. And then if you go back and watch when black contestants would come up and... Oh, contestants, the spokes models, there was black spokes models always. There was black spokes models, but he dated one of the spokes models and apparently she said she was with a black guy and he fired her. Oh, she was white. He used to have a black, he used to have this girl come in and blow him in between breaks. A white girl. Diane Parkinson. Oh, really? She would want to do Playboy, yeah. That one, she's coming on saying it? Yeah. Good for him. Apparently. Bad thing by him, but old Bob Barker getting blown by Diane Parkinson. Apparently when a black contestant would come up, he didn't want them touching him. Really? He thought that they gave, he would catch what they have. So if you look back at all these clips of like black, like a fun black lady winning, oh my God. He's like, oh, okay, let's not get AIDS to each other now. He's literally going, get away from me. Don't touch me, don't touch me, don't touch me. Buddy, look at him. I'm gonna, I want to. Okay, we have five clips, but I believe this is the story here. So Queen Latifah's gonna tell me he's not a good guy? That is motherfucker ass howl. That's a black woman saying that, by the way. I thought it was hearsay. I thought Diane, I thought the lady came out and said that. No, Holly Hallstrom said it as well. It's a common thing. They all knew it. It's about his racism. And if you watch the footage of like this, to the lady that was going after him, I think they play a longer clip of it. He gets, he goes, hey, don't, hey, no, hey, don't touch me. He likes. Have they already made a thousand AIs though of him like slave auctioning with a little tiny microphone? Make sure you spade new to your dogs and slaves. Well, I don't think it was, I think dogs and cats were really black people. So it wasn't dogs and slaves. No, it was, make sure you spade a new to your black people so we don't have more of them. I think it was code word, this piece of shit. That goes out. It looks like the black contestant is trying to hug him and he goes, don't attack me. Oh, but it goes, it progressively gets where he goes, don't attack me, don't touch me. And then he goes, don't touch me. Like get away from me. Now, did he, was he like, was he like a guy that would let like old ladies hug him and stuff normally? Yeah, yeah. Like Richard Dawson, except for if you're a black. Look at that. He's like, no, no, no, look at it. Dude, I love that. Now, Drew Carey, Drew Carey, Drew Carey should do like, like he should freak them. You know what I mean? Like he should go to black and doesn't over do it. Like we really get behind them like fucking bang on their butts with his crotch. Oh, he's like, well, I got, no, I gotta throw the suit out. I gotta throw this suit up. Oh God. Well, I need to get a, I need to get a tetanus shot backstage. Wham. Well, now he seems totally fine. Oh, he doesn't seem. He's already got it now. Can't get it twice. Now get out of here. Go get your check. He goes, me, I'm gonna go purell my entire body. I'm gonna go burn my hair off. And if anybody needs me, I'll be calling my local Grand Wizard and apologizing. It's all here. There's some more here. It's got big Gazoobees, huh? They said in the special that when a contestant won, when a contestant was gonna win, they would have a B next to the card if it was gonna be a black person coming up to him or not. Wait, what's special? It was on E-Entertainment. It was called Disgusting People. I forget. Was it E or was it A and E where they do like the secret world? No, it was E exclamation. The exclamation point. It was, okay. Interesting. I wanna see the one, there's one where he's getting chased and he just progressively gets more angry and angry. He's like, don't touch me. Get the fuck away from me. It's got a complicated history, accusations of discrimination and sexual harassment. Nice. It's E's dirty rotten scandals, the price is right, it's a one-off thing. Gotcha. Wow, that's gonna give me some more Bob Barker racism. His wife died around 1980 and then he became a huge poonhound. He did. Yeah. Nice. Everybody won. Yeah, that's him kissing, he'll kiss anybody. What does his wife die from? Wheel spinning accident? She got dragged under. She was, her brooch got caught on the 85 cents and dragged her straight under. I think it's... Ha ha ha ha ha. Big J, where are you gonna be this weekend? Us. Where are you gonna be? I'm in Helium in St. Louis this weekend. Yeah, at the Funny Bone Friday and Saturday. Funny Bone. And then the Funny Bone on Orlando. Yep. April 10th and 11th. And then you do a Nashville for story wars and Kansas City, she, headlining Kansas City, story wars in Nashville. Thank you for fixing that, Christine. Sorry. It's all right, just, I mean, be sorry to Jay, not me. For tickets and all the tour dates, go to bigjcomedy.com and go to youtube.com slash that big J com at a... Bobby Kelly's gonna be a comics roadhouse with Vince Neil in Connecticut. April 17th and 18th, playing the Lions then. That's April 17th and 18th comics roadhouse in Mohegan, son of a kid. Paco's coming. Paco's gonna be there. After that he's gonna be at Uncle Vinnie's in New Jersey, Cleveland, Ohio, Stanford and New Orleans for tickets. That's me, not Paco. And as much as Bobby, Paco will not be at all of those. For tickets and all tour dates, go to punchup.live slash Robert Kelly. Check out his YouTube channel at Robert Kelly Comedy and of course every Tuesday night, the Fat Black Pussycat Lounge at the Comedy Cell or 7 p.m. be there or be square if you're in the New York area. Do I look skinny? Totes, totes. What? Totes. What's that? Totally. Thanks. But she's home. What a scream. We installed telephone wires across rural Britain over a century ago and you're still paying to use them for your broadband today. If it ain't broke, what? Stop. Your days of selling phone age broadband are over. Blast, I've spilled the beans. Upgrade to 100% full fiber. Gigaclear, faster broadband for rural Britain from only 19 pounds a month. Price of the day is $1,000. Price may rise during contract. T's and C's apply. Check availability at gigaclear.com.