The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 921 | "Cheeks Come Out At Night"

192 min
Apr 18, 2026about 1 month ago
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Summary

The Joe Budden Podcast episode covers a wide range of topics including relationship dynamics, the David Burke murder case, WNBA draft decisions, Ticketmaster monopoly ruling, and commentary on various celebrity situations. The hosts engage in extended discussions about personal boundaries, social media behavior, and contemporary cultural issues while maintaining their characteristic comedic and critical tone.

Insights
  • Criminal justice outcomes are heavily influenced by public perception and media narrative, not just evidence—strategic silence can be more effective than public statements of innocence
  • Corporate monopolies persist because they solve real problems efficiently; breaking them up requires regulatory action beyond market forces alone
  • Social media has fundamentally changed relationship dynamics by creating permanent records of behavior and enabling obsessive tracking that previous generations couldn't achieve
  • Young people in entertainment face pressure to maintain street credibility even after achieving financial success, creating internal conflicts between old identity and new circumstances
  • Double standards in media coverage exist across gender lines—similar behavior is judged differently based on the subject's identity and platform
Trends
Increased scrutiny of professional athletes' personal relationships and how team dynamics are affected by romantic partnershipsGrowing awareness of monopolistic practices in ticketing and live entertainment, with regulatory bodies taking actionSocial media enabling obsessive fan behavior and relationship stalking at scale previously impossibleYoung hip-hop artists creating increasingly dark lyrical content that mirrors real criminal activity, blurring art and realityCorporate forced resignations as alternative to termination to manage PR and maintain plausible deniabilityTrans rights becoming mainstream political issue with competing perspectives on fairness in sportsInfluencers and celebrities leveraging NDAs for personal relationships as a business/privacy protection strategyMedia outlets competing to break stories about public figures' personal lives, creating incentive structures for leaksGenerational differences in how street culture and financial success are reconciled among young entertainers
Topics
Criminal Justice System and Evidence StandardsWNBA Draft and Nepotism in Professional SportsTicketmaster Monopoly and Live Entertainment RegulationSocial Media Stalking and Relationship BoundariesTrans Rights and Women's Sports FairnessHip-Hop Lyrics and Criminal LiabilityCelebrity Infidelity and Media CoverageCorporate Forced Resignations and PR StrategyStreet Culture vs. Financial SuccessJournalistic Ethics and Source ProtectionDating Dynamics and Power ImbalancesFederal Prison System and RehabilitationPolitical Leadership and CredibilityMonopolistic Business PracticesPersonal Privacy in Digital Age
Companies
The Athletic
Sports journalism company that forced Diana Russini's resignation following infidelity scandal with NFL coach Mike Vr...
Ticketmaster
Ticket sales platform found to operate as monopoly by 33 states; owns venues and parking, controlling entire live ent...
Live Nation
Concert promotion and venue ownership company operating in conjunction with Ticketmaster as integrated monopoly in li...
Netflix
Streaming platform mentioned in context of Dave Chappelle's Saudi Arabia performance and business relationships with ...
Dallas Wings
WNBA team that drafted Alyssa Thomas as #1 pick, girlfriend of star player Paige Beckers, raising questions about nep...
USA Today
News organization where journalist Chrissy Freud worked; she reported on Diana Russini infidelity story and was subse...
HBO
Network that aired Rami Youssef's comedy special, which was discussed as example of dark humor appreciated by the pod...
Prize Picks
Sports betting platform and official NBA partner; provided sponsorship and promotional content for the episode
People
Joe Budden
Primary host leading discussions on criminal justice, sports, and cultural commentary throughout the episode
Mark Lamont Hill
Co-host providing political and social commentary; discussed son's medical emergency and attended Rami Youssef comedy...
Ish
Co-host contributing to discussions and providing Prize Picks sports betting picks for NBA playoffs
Parks
Co-host discussing personal life, yard work, and engaging in banter about relationships and social dynamics
Mona
Guest panelist contributing to discussions on relationships, social media behavior, and cultural commentary
David Burke
Rapper detained in connection with death of Celeste Rivas Hernandez; body found in his Tesla; discussed extensively r...
Paige Beckers
Star WNBA player whose girlfriend Alyssa Thomas was drafted #1 overall by same team, raising nepotism concerns
Alyssa Thomas
WNBA #1 draft pick and girlfriend of Paige Beckers; drafted by same team, subject of discussion about relationship dy...
Diana Russini
Sports reporter forced to resign following infidelity scandal with NFL coach Mike Vrabel; case study in corporate PR ...
Mike Vrabel
NFL coach involved in infidelity scandal with sports journalist Diana Russini that led to her forced resignation
Caitlyn Jenner
Transgender public figure criticized for hypocrisy in opposing trans athletes in sports while benefiting from progres...
Nia Long
Actress discussed for comments about dating younger men and requiring NDAs for one-night stands; represents modern da...
Bow Wow
Rapper posted about seeing same women at multiple artists' shows, sparking discussion about groupie culture and artis...
Pooh Shiesty
Rapper whose attorney claims he was printing lyrics at Staples, not contract documents, in connection with alleged ki...
Dave Chappelle
Comedian discussed for interview about performing in Saudi Arabia and justifying business decisions despite ethical c...
Rami Youssef
Comedian whose HBO special was attended by Mark Lamont Hill; discussed as example of dark humor comedy
Pete Hegseth
Government official criticized for quoting Pulp Fiction while thinking he was quoting Bible verse in official prayer
Chrissy Freud
Journalist who reported Diana Russini infidelity story and was subsequently fired for continuing to comment on the si...
Quotes
"People get arrogant when they think they have the perfect crime. They think they got away with it. What about this crime gives perfect crime?"
Mark Lamont HillCriminal justice discussion
"If you're a black man in America and a girl was found in your trunk, I don't give a fuck if I'm 85 years old. I still have it."
Mark Lamont HillDavid Burke case discussion
"These girls is in their fun era. I feel bad for the good guys out here. It's not even summer yet."
Bow WowSocial commentary on dating culture
"The world is on fire. We need to do something. Please go out and vote when it's time."
Mark Lamont HillPolitical commentary
"I think there is a legitimate conversation to be had about trans women in sports. The question is how do you create a situation that's fair?"
Joe BuddenTrans rights discussion
Full Transcript
The thoughts views and opinions expressed by this podcast as well as its hosts offer entertainment purposes only I Repeat it is not serious It is not real. No one is exposing revealing inditing Or telling you anything about themselves Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals Do not have your best interests at heart or aren't Enjoy the show Any wins this year I don't have any wins against my being this year, but I got two of them lifetime. What's your record? 25 We don't go at it a whole lot. We don't really go at it. So it's peace Yeah, we piece of that's love when you when you pass all that that's love that shit in the world I'm just saying that be your bro at the point. Yeah, fuck with you. That's why I gave you a baby, right? Yeah I liked you back then That was crazy made a human that was wild as shit We thought we was going really take it the whole way. That was crazy Like my grandpa look at him. Yep. Every time you think about me bitch look right in that room Then they go try to have another kid and neglect you worse. Oh, yeah You know she got a kid whoever dad in house Yeah, you keep she keep getting your son that nasty floor out to face Doing your kids Shout out to my BMs man Yeah, y'all add to the peace this peaceful version of me you see today. It's a little bit but I should say my first BM a couple dollars. I Wish I knew wet Joe. Yeah, huh? Do you help Joe I know it I just watch this thing on TV constantly. He wasn't what on TV. No, he wasn't He's wild into I just don't know that I know like I was on pills on two different different Totally different So but yeah, yes High fucked up I Like you like this but this is the main you I know but I didn't know I just like him like this. I don't care. I don't like the fucked up friend. You know That's what I'm saying I would have liked to make them Got dusted a couple times together That's a real buying with your friend You got dusted with years ago. Yeah, y'all share that Oh Drugs friends are good friends Wet as well. Boat is weed and what come on. It's hard to keep drug friends when you stop doing drugs Not necessarily you should get rid of them right it depends on the drug It depends on how hard the drug like crack. I would stop fucking with them You know, I mean like I wouldn't visit the crack house with my new sweatsuit on You know, you stop smoking get that new sweatsuit. You know, they do they get them teeth It's nobody more cocky than somebody fresh off crack Cush you out over that spot No, no cold nikes with the sweatsuit niggas forget quick Oh, they was in them alleyways wiping the asses of snicker bar I I Shit, this is a crazy start. Or, hey dog, you got no fancy music? Little inspo, nothing? Oh, you got some music? Oh, and just because I'm in a different chapter of my life, that don't mean that the last chapters don't exist, I still don't fuck with you and I still think you a weirdo bitch. I do not wish you well. I hope you live in bizarre times when your phone only charged at a very specific angle. I hope you realize that you've talked in the wrong address one minute before you arrive. Well, I hope you catch a cold and it's resistant to nightclub. May your favorite pair of jeans gone missing, bitch. Like, honestly, I hope you tell a joke to a group of friends and they won't listen. So you say it again and they go silent so you have to explain it with your bitch ass and they don't laugh and go on with their conversation. I hope you meet the love of your life and they move to another country. How I hope your nose is always running. I hope your transmission stop functioning. May your new hairstyle is going noticed, ugly bitch. I hope you bite into some bread and the underside is muddy. I hope you leave the country and I hope you step by somebody in the plane that keeps farting when you finally land and leave the airport. I hope you realize that your passport is missing. May your friends play and your elbows ache and no doctor will take your insurance with peace of love. I hope that every time somebody come over and invasive bug makes an appearance, fuck you. Bitch. Yo, that's my kind of hate right there. That's a good hate right there. Yeah. Yeah. Take all your bullets right. I know how we do it all right. And we all talk in town about this world. Yeah. We all talk in town. We all talk in town. Yeah. We all talk in town. We all talk in town. They call back to the street who's sharpie. AKA on the short, we said it was necessary. These fucking niggas out here very scary. They come from the whole thing. Yo, this just came out. I thought this was the hardest beat in the world. Anytime this shit came on the club. I'm crazy. Oh my God. WTIC. Make sure, make sure. Who don't know about me, bitch. I'm for showin'. Oh, they know who I'm gonna do that shit with. Oh my God. I'm gonna fuck you. They tell me to fuck you. Oh my God. I'm a Christian, got a cold. It's Sean Blue, a town. All liquor sipping. Carbure straight from the gun. And leave them without, without, without that. The car, the John, he dropped a beat. And make it bounce like rubber. Sean Paul told he used to make it. Yeah. We don't give a damn. We don't give a fuck. Hey. We don't give a damn. We don't give a fuck. 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Microphone check, mic, mic, mic, mic check Frank asked about your brothers too last night too man Who did? Oh yeah? Frank, my big Frank Frank Jersey Legend man At the Holla Frank I was out there talking about you boys with Frank last night Let me get these drops out of the way real quick Let's talk some shit No, I'm ready to talk shit No, Joe Biden No, sir, Goddy Sir Sir Sir New Icy Edge Who was that? Puzzling, puzzling, puzzling And Mona Welcome to episode 821 Of the Joe Biden podcast Brought to you by Fueled by Power by Price Thanks Price, thanks gang I'm your humble, grateful, gracious Extremely happy to be here Host Joe Biden here with some really amazing people to my right Come on man, stop playing with her Philly's finest, don't call her white girl Big da Mona, Mona is in the building How you doing Mona? I'm doing great Absolutely love that, you look great I was the first person here Congratulations Oh, okay Nice, nice Talk heavy, talk about it Talk heavy Professionalism Professionalism You remind me, Tiana Taylor You hit me and asked me my shoe size a few months ago And I sent it back to you Never got mine Never must have went somewhere different I bought these though It was fresh Shout out to Tiana Shout out to Tiana Shout out to Tiana But let's get that going I kind of fell back from it Because you was winning Oscars and shit But now that that's cooled down Come on, let's do the right thing Do me a pair too, babe I'll take a pair too Next to Mona, again Philly's finest Our good brother Dr. Dark Lamar Hill Is in the building Mark, how you doing man? Good man, just tired Bit up all night What you was doing? Nothing fun man I wanted to go out but my wife was out Like you know when you got a little kid You know you got take turns going out But now my son was sick man I'm sorry I know you think He think the whole, yeah local His, what was it? The pollen and shit His eyes were swollen So his eyes were swollen shut And he was nasty And he kept waking me up to take him to the hospital So I just kept giving him Benadryl Caps giving him better than how he bettered you How much? There's a limit you're supposed to give kids And you hit that limit? Oh I hit that limit like around like two But like four He's still wanted more and I just I was tired So I gave him more Benadryl But then at seven or eight he woke up And like he couldn't move his eyes at all And so I took him to the doctor And they pumped him with a steroid And I was like I'm not I can't be around him on steroids So I dropped him right back to the school Damn That nigga How you bad at that? I'm not even joking I'm keeping the buck We though I took Joe early like I'm still gonna make this show Just wanted you to know where I'm at But I'm gonna make this shit And once he gave him the steroids I was like fuck him I'm just tearing that off his up Yeah When any of y'all hit me the morning of the show You know I just assumed that you're calling out About that text by the way to Mark Like our relationship is great If you hit me and say Yo gotta take my son to the hospital Like I just believe you You don't ever have to send a picture Oh shit Yo your son That was more out of frustration Yo your son God damn I fell fucked up Yeah Yeah that wasn't to prove it That was more like I want y'all to share my pain Like this shit is terrible Nah that was really What was the picture of? His eyes His eyes It was swollen And he went into rage Before even before the Roy's Cause he was so angry at everything And he was so tired from the Benadryle Waking him up So he was just running through the office Screaming and cursing It sounded like It sounded like Jocelyn Hernandez Was like running through the nurses And they Whatever they gave And they gave him some shit they don't usually give kids And they just told him we could go So he said we could go Wow Now Now Right now So I dropped him in school Came straight here And turned my phone off And that's what I paid for Oh shit That was my other little low key Unsaid battle with my BM The other day Now they mark reminds me She called me I said yo Lex had a headache Took him to the doctor The doctor wanted to know if headaches Running yo side of the family Who the fuck you talking to? Who the fuck you talking to? Read yes Who the fuck? Right Every side of every village Who the fuck are you talking to? That just sound That sound like Racial It just sound like Accusatory Yeah But I mean yes But yeah don't ask me that shit Fuck out of here Mr. Thousand Doors and Up Superstar Yeah sir Yeah it is Man Good day sir How are you? I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I like them sneaks too I like the whole fit You have to have a whole fit on the outside Shortest where you try to still be humble But I see it And the cup With the match and that's that bitch You got the A.K.A. match Match the A.M.A.X. That's what you think I did? Yes Yes I think you might Dog whistle to the A.K.A.s He got the old nigga Miami fit on He is an A.K.A. Holy shit I'm not a shit You're fucking a A.K.A. Let's give it to baby here That's a male whore outfit He's selling bundles This is an old bundle package Hey audience You could get the A.M.A.X.s Matching cup, hoodie and penis Holy fuck Probably what 450 I.A. Hey Morgan He couldn't go outside like that My decor 450 He could have went outside like that He would have went outside with a black eye And then the insults to injury You got the gray sweats cut off With the white legs out You did a lot today You did a lot You did a lot You're so stupid Cardies on all that That ain't selling meat I don't know what is That is whole shit Yo what's wrong with you You said holy you like skin with pink on What you know what you do And he threw the glasses on He's selling me And his face is turning pink When you compliment him too much Man this is all moisturizer shit This is full shit Nigga woke up throwing some scentless lotion He brushes beard Grabbed a scentless soap here And they're getting scentless clean And he greased his legs Scentless lotion Smelling mad organic Brushed your beard and greased your face That's the nanny I smell like this off the wake up This is my natural how to sweat Just merge with my fucking With my poor bitch My chemistry Let me guess got a car wash too You know he got the car wash No he got a car wash Fresh outy clean He dropped this shit at the car wash They're gonna bring it when he's killing I wouldn't leave the house like that You tell me on a Friday On a Friday On a Friday What? Yo that's what I'm telling you That house getting shit off Look at this man Everybody know it with him Look at this nigga Cause we know we can't get that shit off Look at this nigga Everybody know about her No she know Cause I'm home She's secure She's secure worship I would watch your ass You was one of mine You got beat up this morning Nah she put a air tag or something in that alley That's what it is She did You left scratched up You left my shit scratched up Then he tried to not be all the way shaped up On a beard to look mega rich He brushed it though He brushed that beard That nigga pissing me off You can't win You got a shape of that Look at this man I ain't even brushed nothing I'm just in here You put some type of beard oil on At all Your beard is much more Come on Nah you put the fucking You put Blistex What's that shit? Caramex Yeah His lips shining Your beard is shining Nah you look like a cheater today Man that's the hood You look like a cheater today Nah today Nah today Today it looked like a cheater You look like a cheater Tonight it looked like Tonight You look like you can get Sometimes you did Sometimes you look like We going out there Oh that's why you got your slim trawl shit on Reverse, reverse Joey look like a realtor You look like you're like 95 You know what I mean Joey look like a realtor No he look like a Spanish plug He look like he's He look like he's a luxury of purses You look like you got some shit for the cheap Shit We are on We are introducing ish We are not going to hyper focus on me We did introduce you So it's only fair Ladies and gentlemen Frankie Beverly Yeah Ba ba ba ba Now think about it Nobody introduces Joey Oh man Oh that sucks Introduce yourself Now it's Spanish Jose right here Introduce him on her I don't want me No introduce I think it'll be dope Give him intro You Yeah I'm trying to keep my job Okay How are we going You know Joe button That was super That was super That was super No alright we good I put you on until you get the long term Because you think it's just be disappearing No I'm telling you Can't be here They be here They be here They be here They don't be here no more You don't know where they be I don't know where they be at Period That's shit Period That's shit They fly in all heavy And then they're not Mark is the shadiest He's the shadiest of all My face I don't get it You different He talented at that shit man Ice is here too Yeah I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here guys I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm saying that in his cheater days. That does not detoxify. He would throw in the pink. Oh, the pink was the Gico? Yes, is all I'm saying. He ain't going to go straight on, but I ain't hyper focused on this. What am I saying? Did I do everything? Is everybody here? Yeah, look at him. You guys are here. It's lit. It's lit. What's up? What's up? How y'all doing? What up? Talk to me. Talk to me. Talk to me. Beautiful out there. Let's see. We here. Spring is here. Spring exists again. I think it's summer. No. This is high. It's spring. Delaware probably skips the season. Because of global warming, we have summer and winter. We don't have spring and fall anymore. Let's go, Al Gore. Right, let's go. That's me. It's me, though. It's true. It was 80 degrees. It was. This week, it's 90 degrees. Me going outside. It's not normal for April, y'all. I was outside but making do it. My new yard work. My new week goes into 20s. Wait a minute. Everybody, parks you did? Y'all work naked? Butt naked. Wow. Got to get that sun, man. You said what? Wait, wait, wait. He did his yard work butt naked. I thought it tapped his way in the paper. Is your yard work like coal for something? No, no. Just cleaning up, yeah. Getting the yard ready for some. You was outside raking with your PPI? Absolutely. That sounds so good. That's the white shit right here. That is the white shit. I've never heard white shit, right? Yo, it's views outside, nigga. Keep them away. That little tweet. Yeah. That's cool. Wow. That should sound comfortable. You can say something like that. I love it. Embrace your whiteness part. Power washing? What? Power washing with his boat. No, shit. No, shit. Yo, what the fuck? I got to tap in with this nigga's neighbors. Yo, funny part is you can see over his gate. No, you can't. The fence is like, fuck, eight feet tall. You got to build it next door. You're like eight feet tall. What are you talking about? Parks, you're not kidding around. You're dead serious. I'm dead serious. I love you. Build the next door and look down into your shit. Fuck that. They don't be holding a job. They want to see that. They want to see that shrimp dust on them. Fuck that, park. What the fuck? Yo, white people, bro. Yeah, that's why she got this. Yo, that is goals to fucking do yard work, city swing. And I'm going out like that. Well, what did anybody else do with their with the one? I don't remember having my clothes on. I was dressed. I was dressed. I was dressed. I went to New York this week a little date with my wife. Oh. Yeah, it was it's rare to get out. You know what I mean? We went to see the premiere of Rami Yousaf's new county special HBO. It was a nice event. The specials fucking hilarious. I'm not familiar with it. Y'all should. It's it's the kind of humor that y'all like. That y'all like? Yeah, that mean. Oh, okay. So you're kind of humor too. Oh, me and my wife were in stitches the whole time. Don't y'all us. I'm saying, you know, different kinds of jokes we laugh at. It's that side. It's the dark side. Shit was brilliant. It was funny. It was a great event, but it was nice to be outside, man. I mean, yeah, we're a nice little New York spring day. Yes. Yeah, almost maybe want to live in New York again. Almost. She I don't want to leave. She you know, I got one word that changed after you. Zillow. I mean, yeah, true. Yeah. Right. Idiom red fit. They got all that. I'm not that though. Right. Yeah. The nice weather has made me stay in more. Shit. After this winter, I'm outside. And I'm not advocating for people to do that. No. For me, it ain't no way to go. Because now I got to find a spot that I feel comfortable in the late night just chilling out. Too famous. Nobody will see you. I'll keep a secret. Too famous. Yo, you be saying this. You walk right in the hell. I'm not gonna hold you. No, I'm serious. It's like, it's tough now. What you mean by why? Why you said it? Because it's you. Once they made the camera phone, they got to wrap up. It's tricky. Why are you saying that though? It's because you're so popular. No. Yeah. You can say yes. I'm older, so I don't be wanting to be in the hood shit. You know what I'm saying? Even though I'm comfortable in the out of stone, I'm wanting to be in there. So now I got to find a spot that is teeter in the lines. You know what I'm saying? Come on nigga, where's the hospital you was born in? In you don't drink. In you don't drink either. Yeah. I'm getting a hood spot so great. Yeah. Because I feel like once you get saucy, you don't really marry a hood fuck you. Right, that's what I'm saying. Turn on more in a hood spot when you saucy. Yeah. Then you can walk outside and then they can be like, you walk into a bad. Well, that's what you know what's up. Move accordingly. I mean, that depends on the people hood spots are funner. That's just my personal opinion. I'm sure you. It's got to move accordingly. It will cool. I mean, I'm in there with that thing on me. You heard me? That's fine. You know? It's all going. It's all entertainment. Mark, when you moving up this way? This is a pistol on me. If I'm in the spot, when it's not a joke. When you moving to New Jersey? Why would the fuck would I do that? That's what I said till I did. I'm trying to tell you. It's going to change. I'm not moving to Jersey. Maybe New York. Why would not move? Not move to New York. Move to New York. Never. Move to New Jersey. Never. Move to the box with the door being from downstairs. Heard you. The nicer gets is the less inclined. I'm moving to New Jersey. I thought I could twist your arm in the winter time. Yeah. Winter time. It's a good sell. I'm moving to Jersey, but I've hated Jersey all my life. Now this part of Jersey is different. You all did teach me that I was in East Philly and all that. So I do have to get more acclimated. And I do like now when I get off, I'll shop. I hang out. Like I try to, you know, and it is nice, but I feel like everybody look like me. They're pushing the stroller with a baby in it that don't look like them. You know what I mean? Nannies. You got to be in the right part. You got to be in the right part of Jersey. You know what's nice? Hoboken. Hoboken is really nice. Jersey City, all right. Jersey, we fly for you. I've never been to Jersey City. I've never been to Norq. I've never been to any other places. You know if you're all right. If you're always going, my niggas already took me to Yall's Head already, but whatever. What's up? Take me. Thank you. You're not going to beat the man over allegations. You stand here for a couple of days. You can stay at my crib. You know, why if you love you now? I'm just saying stay at the crib. Why is it a big fan of yours? And I love your wife, but I need my nephew to be at the Nannies for a couple of days. I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw I think I saw but they not stopping at all. He's not gonna ride through. He's gonna fly through. He'll be like, yo, over there, like seven blocks. Yo, you see that fourth house right there? It was just fast. I'm not gonna go. Take your phone out and record it. I'll slow it down and show you. I'm so disappointed that we haven't hung out yet. No, all the niggas from my hood that I wouldn't want to see been failed. They dead. But dead or failed, it's a difference. Both niggas. Both. If they failed, that mean they might still be around. Oh, they around. They hungry. They don't want a stoop. No, no. They didn't want a stoop. Wait, you the pull up in the coop. Now the people I'm talking about, they don't have stoop anymore. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A stoop is a luxury. It's an improvement. Do y'all go back to your hoods though, for real? Like, slug them? All the time. Look at these two. These two. But not them. I'm always in my old hood. Do you ever go back to your hood? Sometimes. A lot of people moved out. So like, the people I want to see ain't really there like that. It's not the same, man. Not like that. I'm not like that. Yo, go back on Google Maps. Yeah, you don't even do that. Damn. It's trauma. Just pull it out. All right, question. Go back and do what? Like, what do you do? You sit on the steps, speak to Miss Edwina. All right, let me rewind. No. No. I didn't know that's what you meant. No. You give out a little money. Say hi to everybody. Take pictures. Give out money? Yes. You've been watching too many movies or something. That's how they say give out money. It's like Christmas bonus. I'm still more familiar with the goings on of the, yeah, it's not, you know what I mean? The niggas that I grew up with, they not there no more. But I'm still in the hood every day. You in the hood every day? Every day. Why, nigga? I work. Tell me why the hospital he was born in, yo. He not letting go. Honestly, it was born in a tough hospital in DC. Northeast, what's the general north? This nigga really from 50 places. He went to DC to interview with his man. I watched it this morning. He was talking about the hospital he was born in. Oh, shit. Oh, you did another interview? Don't really watch our stuff. This nigga watch everything. Don't know this shit, bro. This shit, it shouldn't be. This nigga didn't even in his morning like, yo. I did an interview in a while while partying with Joe. Who did you interview with? My man, they got a podcast called Beats, Bourbon, and Bottles, I think. OK, I'm into that. So it's about hip hop. Beats, bourbon, and bottles. It's about hip hop and liquor. And they really are. Which one of them were you weighing in on? Oh, shit. I don't drink. He's not a big music guy. See why you can't talk to Mark about nothing? Oh, shit. Shady's podcaster, Waltz. Yeah, he's number one. He's number one. By far. He's a piece of shit. It was just a reasonable time. I'm such an innocent conversation into that. Well, to be fair, you're number two, because you started with this hospital shit. You tried to mock. I didn't even know he did an interview. I didn't know he was born in the ghetto at the tough hospital. Yo, you're an idiot, bro. Well, you thought I was a warhead. Some fly shit. That guy was poor. So you was born in DC. Did you just born in DC? How long did you live there? Until I was six. Oh, shit. OK. You're from DC. Oh, you're from DC? OK. What side of 10 are you from, Southeast? Southeast. I just guessed the hardest part. So where did you go to Jersey? Are you from Berry Farms, too? No. OK. That's true. It's different. Southeast. I moved a lot of Ridge Road in Acosta, but it's still a shit. Shout out to Southeast. I lived in DC. Your answer mark, please. You said, where did I move here? And you moved to Jersey at six. I know you lived in Virginia, too. No. OK. I never lived in Virginia. You did for a summer, you said? You would go to your family's houses in the summer. Yo, who are you? Where is your? Who the fuck are you, nigga? You can't. Your pot is Beats Barz and Bourbon. My brain is bugging out. That's a lot of Beats. I don't want to misrepresent my niggas. It's one Beat Barz and Bourbon. It's one Beat Barz and Bourbon. So music production hit my music. In liquor. What's that other beat? Hey, bitches. Give me the real reason why you go. I wasn't going to say it. I was like. Give me the real reason. They called the expert over. In DC. Right. Right. I think it's a so stupid. I have a bonus segment today. We're going to bring in another beat for y'all. We got another beat coming. It's shout out to the A&M, boy. This was busy for the day. Booked. This was booked and busy. Lincoln and building. So many Beats. He told, yeah, my staff out here. You know, just working on, yeah. Hey, bingo. So, Joe, being that you don't miss anything, when you do watch us do other stuff, do you like just watch with pride? Like, look at my nigga, man. No, he watches in Chris'. He's looking for ammo. He's looking for shit. That's it. He's looking for material. Let the man answer. Yes, I watch with pride. And? As I look for ammo. Yeah. He couldn't even get it out. The line got stuck right there. I support y'all. I support y'all on other platforms. So I'm looking how much. And I'm fancy, y'all, you guys. Don't say that, boys. Ever. The least sincere. The bullshit. That's worse than my sincere boys. I'm making a wait for the punchline. That's coming. That's it. Yeah, all right. I believe him. But the podcast went well? Yeah, it was dope. How long was it? What about after? It was short. It was, uh, it was, you said what? No. I'll get to me. I'll answer your question. I'm going to answer. I'm going to ask you a question. I was just holding the podcast going. No, it wasn't long because, um. You had things to do. No, the my niggas that run the show, they couldn't all get out. It was Easter Sunday. And I was, you know, it was quick. I was leaving that day. So I came through and did the show. Had to go to church. Had to go to church. No, I niggas had kids. So they was with their kids. You know what I'm saying? So I came through and me and one of my niggas did it. And like almost like a preview. Got out of it. I'll make sure I watch it. Then. I watch everything too. I know. Yeah. Oh, my mom. No, you're an idiot. Anyway, come on. What would you all like to talk about? Come on. You all talk about, uh, the police came and got David. Yes. The police came and got David. First, I want to give the police a round of applause. I don't. Yeah. Wow. Y'all get the award for the slowest possible arrest there could ever be. Y'all get the award for the duh, the duh arrest. What the fuck were you guys, were you guys walking? Said we not using cars for this investigation. We walking everywhere. Like what? You niggas had fucking the weighted vests on. Waiting for them to run or what? You niggas was in an escape room chilling. What was going on? Nah. I looked at that totally different. Like again, because they said the decomposition of the body was so bad, they can't tell exactly when she was murdered. So if we don't know the exact date, like. And homeboy was overseas for some time. Yeah, he's touring. Yeah. Like we got to make sure all our ducks in a row before we go get this nigga or he going to beat it. I used to, I done got pulled over and told the officer I paid the child support, had a picture of my B.M. with the money. And he's still and he still took my. So we don't have a record. We don't have a record of that. Then there is a is body dust in the trunk of the Camry. What kind of car was it? I don't want to shit on the Tesla. It's body dust in the back of the Tesla. And you know, I feel about them Tesla drivers anyway. You know, the ghost, the Elon Musk and evilness is already in there. That's in peace to Celeste. Yeah. But that's enough. This body dust in the trunk. You're coming in. We're taking you in. And you're going to sit right here until we investigate. Do you know why they don't do that? You know why they don't? Yeah, because they get out in 72 hours. You can't hold them. Yada, yada, yada. I'm not even talking about that. That's true. But if you fuck something up during the investigation or any of that preliminary shit, it could come back. I'm not even talking about that. There's another reason. The reason is people who commit these kinds of crimes, when they do it really well and leave their hands clean, a lot of times they end up, if they think they're not under investigation anymore, they get sloppy. They get sloppy and they start going back to the crime. They start making phone calls. They start doing things that allow them to collect more evidence. David thought for a minute that he wasn't a person of interest because they publicly say he's not a person of interest. I don't think he thought. Mark, what the fuck are you? I don't think he ever thought that. No. I'm trying to tell you. People get arrogant when they think they have the perfect crime. They think they got away with it. They think they got away with it. What about this crime? That's the second time you said that. What about this crime gives perfect crime? Forget about the fact that we all know he did it, allegedly. It's the fact that there might not be any physical evidence tying him. Just because you got him in the trunk. If she's in my trunk and I'm in Germany, I could beat that. You know what I mean? And so he probably felt like, and maybe he didn't physically do the killing. We don't know. The lack of physical evidence is the thing that they don't have a tight case. And so he's like, fuck this, I got this. Then you start talking to people, you start saying shit. They're looking for witnesses. Of course. Those kind of people go back to the crime scene and try to fix shit. That's true. He ain't right in the head. I don't want to use all of that logic in my shit. Yeah, not just that. In my shit. You are a black man in America. A girl was found in your trunk. I don't give a fuck if I'm 85 years old. I still have it. And you made a song that said. I'm going to kill her and put her in the trunk. And then you made another song that said, I don't want to hit it from this nigga. Hey, then I'm talking to the crooked cop. I'm talking to the Vic Mackies. Hey, you can't say that. We don't fuck with the lyrics being used against niggas. Right. On top of it, on top of the fact that I feel like if you, you think like, damn, I might get away with, okay, the body being there as long as decomposed, these niggas get on TV and say he's not a person interest. Yes. This army. Yes. It works. It works. But why would you want to give someone an extra year to bleach the shit out of their fucking crib? Because then when you go bleach it, we're going to come back. We got you. We already knew what it was. I don't think that that nigga never put his guard down for a second. I don't think how could you money? Then you lose. Then you don't lose nothing. Any young, any young. 21. When they kick your door and the whole thing smell like Clorox, then I got you. That's the thing. I'm with you. I was thinking, I don't ever think that that allowed him to let his guard down. If he got any sense, fuck out of here. I'm always going to think I'm a suspect of a girl being found in my trunk. Especially if I put it in. He done it anyway. What if I did it or I didn't do it? I'm never going to not think I'm not a suspect. Yeah. Fuck out of here. Black man. I'm trying to find a note from his lawyer. His lawyer saying he didn't do it. But. I don't want to convict the boy. I feel bad for being here. That must be hard to watch. David's attorneys, Blair Burke, Marilyn Bedardsky and Regina Peter issued a statement. Let us be clear. The actual evidence in this case will show that David Burke did not murder Celeste Rivas Hernandez and he was not the cause of her death. There has been no indictment returned by any grand jury in this case and no criminal complaint found. David has only been detained under suspicion. We will vigorously defend David's innocence. See this reads like a guilty to me. Yeah, because that first sentence you said. Wasn't the cause of her death? Yeah. They didn't say he don't know nothing about it. They didn't say he didn't order it. He didn't do it. They just said he didn't physically put her in that truck and he's not the cause of death. That's not it. I read that something totally different. That's what I picked up too, Mark. That's what I picked up. What did you hear? Cause of death. If I paid somebody to kill you, I caused your death. If I had any inkling and putting you in a coffin, I'd cause your death. I'm not looking at it like that. I don't want to be insensitive. So I'll keep some of my opinions to myself. I think this is going to play out differently. I think that any person with some sense, cause we making it seem like he's some mastermind. If you're a mastermind, my nigga, you don't put the girl in your trunk. But that's what sometimes people do. So they can say, if I were going to kill her, why would I put her in my trunk? Which makes you not be the mastermind and they can say you are. Oh, I think he's not a mastermind. I think people overthink things. You know what I mean? What I mean? Do you think he did it? I don't know. And I don't want to convict this innocent kid, I mean, innocent until proven guilty young man. You're not a good jury, sir. I'm saying that he may or may not have done. That's what you think. We watch enough TV, watch enough docs, we watch enough shit. We all just finished watching DTF St. Louis. And every episode we thought somebody else did that shit. So I don't want to do that. What the heck are you doing? Let me out. I don't know if he did it. I haven't seen it. I don't know if he did it. I only know him from his song romantic homicide. I don't want to convict this kid. Do you think he knows something about what happened? I don't know. So you think there's a chance. Hold on, hold on, hold on. You think there's a chance that he's completely oblivious to what happened to her and how she ended up in that trunk? A chance? Absolutely. Okay. That's fair. You're rolling, bro. The song about the song, the songs, the morbid songs, the dead body in the Tesla. The being 21 and dating a 14 year old. Yeah, just let's start with that. Like this, the cell phone, cell phone pings. Yeah, the tattoos. Because I don't know. I don't know that about a cell phone. Because he is willing to date somebody that he has no business dating. That's what we know, right? That is true. Right. So it's like you already know that he's on some type of bullshit because that's a character. That's a character thing right there, right? Yeah, I agree with that. Yeah, man. Rest in peace to us again. Rest in peace. Yeah, rest in peace. Hopefully. Justice is over. Yeah, you just in love with something they're going to tick tock, end up with him and he kills you. That's terrible. And I hope it's a lesson for them. They need a tip because these little kids, they don't roblox and shit, talking to these people you think is a kid and it's not. That's what these kind of stories need to be shared in schools and shit. These kids need to notice how this shit go. That person that's so sweet to you online is not going to be nice when you get there and it's not going to look like what you think it is ever. Yeah, true. True. Well said, Monum. Indeed. Always. You did good. So poetic. I hope they find justice for that girl. Yeah, really? And they find the real killers. Yes. If anybody or anyone has had body dust in the trunk, you're going to jail for the next four years while they figure it out. Yeah. If anybody or anyone has had body dust in the trunk, you're going to jail for the next four years while they figure it out. It's going to be sitting there. Yes, exactly. That's right. I appreciate the thoroughness though. Mark, I know you was talking about you and your wife going to a comedy show. Did you see Dave Chappelle's? Oh, I did. Dave Chappelle. Is it your interview? I love this. I disagree with so much of it. I really, David. Yeah, I thought he got it right. I just love the intentionality of Dave Chappelle. Yeah. I think the first thing that really drew me to the conversation, the first thing I pulled from the conversation rather is even with like the Saudi shit, like he wasn't just willy-nilly doing shit for, because they offered him a bag, even though I'm sure they offered him a great bag. Oh yeah. It seems like he had intent on why he went there and could explain it, which a lot of people can't. They just don't pick up the bag. Like they try to trip him up a lot of times and I think they try to catch him on these aha-gotcha moments and it just never works with him because he's just so articulate and to Parkes' point, he makes sense when he says what he says. Well, let me play it clear. Go ahead. Make it clear that they believe that the Saudis killed Jamal Khashoggi and the embassy in Turkey. You knew that when you went, right? Oh, absolutely. I should tell you. You have no qualms? I'm going to say that. They asked me to go years before that and I said no for that very reason. What is that time? The United States government does business with the Saudis. Netflix does business with the Saudis. Everyone lives. Saudis financed tons of movies. All these, I know I see them financing boxing matches and all these things and none of these things were an issue until I went there. Now why is that? As soon as a black man can make money off the plantation, they're trying to tell you that the money is dirty. Well, okay. I'll go home and spend the money with actual slave owners on it. Where is this clean money you're talking? But you said you hesitated for years to go, the years you didn't go. So what made the difference for you? Time. Time in circumstance. Time in the wheels of commerce kept turning. I love journey. If you want to be that pure about money, then stop driving your car, stop eating, don't use your cell phone, everything is tethered to something that's just terrible. And I can make a million excuses or reasons to deprive that crowd of that show. But man, when I was standing in front of them, I feel like I did the right thing. I mean, I... 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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I think I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw Yeah, I'm confused that you're what what are you very clear about Bow Wow? Let's get to Bow Wow after okay sure. I'll save my bow. I thought Change your tone Take off your political tone Mr. Moss Bow Wow, it's not about we love about here. No Bow Wow jerseys in the rafters. It ain't no What type of Jersey type of rafters two rafters Olympics and women you bugger. I think we'll get to it. Yeah, we'll get to it And now it's time for my favorite part of the show Oh my god Crazy We gotta kill everybody shit What what day do we get to not care and I what our brother's going through when we're all free Joe We're never gonna be all free anything Hey, I'm not fighting for no rights to Wednesday now You got a schedule an appointment with me next Wednesday, I'm fighting for rights. I'll protest enough of this good guy Shit on a weekend hot weekend. That's not even good guys shit Mark too good of a guy with all this fucking outrage nigga be cool sometimes Just chill Gets you back. Yeah, I need a quarter. What was the a little shit everybody with the court is it more? Yo, you give me crazy stories and be like why are you talking about this? You gave me David murdering people Dave Chappelle. I didn't I didn't give you that rest in peace to less or rest in peace to less How we get to David? Cuz the cops took 95 years to lock them up word That's true. God damn it. Oh What happened? Let's get our favorite part of this They be right right for her. It's arrived for a black mobile. I just don't I gotta see more on this I just don't know that That's why we love her though, we've seen too much shit We've seen a lot of shit and we'll advocate for innocent people. I'm not saying yeah, I work on innocence We're not taking that one Exact nigga the criminal in this project come get right off And that's why the investigation gotta be right And he might not have done it Just for the trunk being dirty with that In the fact that he was No, I'm telling you these new hip-hop kids is creative on the murder side like David and fucking Ymw To for real them young niggas different that she was a slap though and they put it in the songs No, wasn't it that was a slap. Oh my god now you wanna make a song about killing your besties. That's how you do it That's a fucking good job Piece to do even the dead bestie family like that song That song was he did he pleaded to repress classics boy and gels not doing well that boy is ugly Jail will make certain people ugly cuz take a very ugly He another one. I wouldn't say nothing about take a beautiful People that's never coming home don't have friends and phones and people they love them Because if their friends were busy, they'll be writing them niggas letters. They don't have no friends You lose friends third year. Everybody knows that take a you are gorgeous nigga. Don't let them tell you Is not aging well and neither is why F and Millie they look bad some of these kids I believe what the report say take a come kill this whole fucking city Take a never had a go get a cup of coffee in reality Toop-chop gangbangers he never had a fucking chance. That's the truth. You're right That's really the truth. He never had a chance to fucking grow up and do nothing right His pictures is nigga. He four years old throwing the setup His grown behind on throwing the setup. So that means the set still outside. I mean he made bad decisions before Look, that'd be the set still outside. Man, if anybody don't like what I said about take a come up here me and Joey right Mother You are the motherfucker I promise you you move to New Jersey and you would be in Newark somewhere and call me and be like yo You know some motherfucker name I'm on my way. Yo, this is You wouldn't be on your way I'll be on the way calling 77. Yo, you know you know such as such Call a nigga right now and tell him stand the fuck down. I'm on my way over there Yeah, you crazy staying Philly. You might need to stay. Yo, I don't try to put the be on your way. All right There we go We left it's your voicemail. Yes, it was so he went to the bathroom and we called him and left him a voicemail He's gone for a while too. Yes, he was at 50. You can't just go quick in the bathroom He must go take a shit when I first wore That's a good person. You're talking about your hands from machine still so gay You have reached a voicemail of Antoine. That's not what it's Exactly what it said. Yo, but it don't say that tone That's one. Y'all didn't make a little tangier than this. Yo, it was pretty tangy. It's not tangy. There's no manly way to say Antoine Why Who in the world right now in 2026 has a personalized voice? Nobody somebody that's my grandma's voicemail says you ever do one five like yo somebody's running a successful business I want to let them know what the fuck they've reached They had a company name. They used to have a company name I think I might have took it out pretty bad. Is the company mr. Thousand Doors. Is the company named Antoine? You reached Antoine's company That's that ish so stupid. Yo The voicemail is crazy He check it too. Hoping his heat on the voice of the voice. I ain't heard It's clears that shit most voicemails you read they say this voice Please call back Ish joint man opens as I know you think cloudy for checking your messages You guys cool you really mean reading your emails? You're one of the losers Losers do that. Pardon me voicemail open for business Trying to be receiving some business called case you want to book him Case you want to book him to jump out of a cake It's a book ish price It's a book ish why I'm putting this That's the price Pay attention to us what we do Type of meat is that a power pack attached to it? 450 is a good check boy for some meat 450 in the plate get the fuck on you crazy. I don't want your fucking macaroon I mean this is a tough economy, but for 450 that's not the number. What's your number? That's a boring question You can't say 452 cheap and I tell us what the right number is you go for free. What's the right number? You gotta put me on arrows Right, you pretty but you get a dick up for free right No cap you giving it up if you giving your dick up for free That's because you want to give it up if you charging for the dick is somebody you may not want to give no dick to What a thousand get it done. I never thought of it. All right. What a thousand get it done Nigga No, well five get it done He's such a bad bitch. No He said five and get it done a thousand won that means 25 is his price If y'all were selling dick, what would the price be though to somebody that you wouldn't normally have sex with not a man But a woman that's not you're not attracted to what would the price be that's what we discuss again. It's a tough realistic shit What would you take? What's a realistic shit would you change? Am I in a bind? You're not in a bind, but you're not a millionaire. Am I trying to sell in bulk? I'm selling in bulk. You're not Y'all are so ridiculous. Let me set all of Let me set all of that. We need a lot of Hell no You're not you you're not you're not in a bind, but you don't have a career. So you out here just you know scratch the surviving right The woman is not like Horribly unattractive, but she's not your type at all and she's been trying for a while What would you take minimum? If she's been trying she's been trying for a while. I mean I got leverage And you got a little leverage. Yeah. Do she got it? She her 500 Yes, y'all done did a whole lot worse for a whole lot less Y'all be camping so bad if I can't if I sat here and said that I wouldn't get a pussy up for five grand My fuckers are arguing me down to the ground. Is that I believe you I would have believed you I wouldn't think that what that you Would not not get a pussy up for five. What you think she'd give it up for 10 She get this school. You've been 35 Y'all think it's expensive shit Y'all Under there that's that turkey base In reality, I couldn't sell pussy because I feel like when people buy pussy, they do whatever to it And I'll talk someone should have in there. So if somebody was the purge is me they do want to try to punish me You want to try to fuck me up in there? That's why I really wouldn't do it. She might have pussy I'd be selling a lot more a lot cheaper You would sell that higher volume for cheaper. Yeah, because I 40 if we sell it 40 video ain't recharging that many times You got to charge five 10 in a day What my line? Yes. Oh, I forgot ice different Ice different It's not so Ice ice different. Who said that? You're a girl boy. I believe you Do you want to freeze? Tell us that Freeze? I'll Not this He did not chit chit chit chit you She did not chit chit chit chit you I know I shushed the niggas Ain't nothing to talk about Wait Is this niggas chainz? What? I don't need to know They don't need to know And he did it cool as shit I think freeze could have done I think y'all is slacking on my man You better think that he went to you for the lifeline You better go side God damn Freeze is on his own That couch is cheap You crazy Why we cheaper than you It look expensive I never said that He said this couch is cheap He excluded himself Niggas you were street food a couple years ago Oh shit We ain't be doing that Street food He didn't even say street meat Street food What type of shit is going on What's for sale exactly? You heard him You heard him Now I ain't saying that Y'all gonna be selling ass all year What? If y'all gonna be selling butthole you don't need to charge up Alright Trust me Take it from me No But okay I said you were street food a couple years ago Street food hey It's not like a go-go song Street food hey Street food hey That's a hard go-go for That's a hard go-go for You don't think this couch will be cheap? I'm gonna get into prize speaks because we just We just don't know what the fuck we want to do right now I gotta pay bills at some point You don't think this couch will be cheap? No At all Cheap compared to who and what Ice might cause more than me I think Cheap as in lower than average No Are you crazy? Because we can't change the rules You can't change the rules because we do Seriously unpack it but it's funny to do it a little bit You could change the rules You can't change the rules for dudes If Kevin Samuel said The godfather said that when you 50 years old With mad kids and mad BMs Your price can't be the same That dick hard ain't hard like it was And you're erected out The ED And you're vasectomy you can't even fucking have a kid You can't have a kid What the fuck are we talking about? You contradicted yourself Because that's Bring it down Please tell me where I contradicted myself Where did I contradicted? The women that have multiple kids And up there in age Their value goes down As per the Kevin The men As they incline in age Get more distinguished And nine times out of ten Per Kevin's age But you had more money when you were younger No I did What you mean? Oh Y'all got a bit Talk to a nigga Talk heavy ass to a nigga It's five thousand dollars down I was a millionaire And I got more money And you said you was a millionaire at 28 Keep doing the math I'm a millionaire at 28 That was after doing corporate But before being an agent Nigga told Century 21 to kids Ass And some way Take this chair and smile Okay so all right so taking you at your word And I'm assuming your word is your bond Because you wouldn't lie on your word I'm just saying that the men per His standard increase when they get older It's not the same character The dick doesn't get looser I was saying I get what you said I'm not a man I would charge more than you are Because I'm boosier than y'all You're not though Yeah I would have to charge more than these niggas That's not true Y'all can't hit the pussy of freestyle If he saw your price You know he would charge a dollar more Just to do it I wouldn't see his price We're selling in different crowds That nigga was doing wall crews for 500 I wouldn't see I know you're gonna watch it You're gonna Joe Waz here way to greatness Oh yeah You're gonna Joe Waz here way to Hall of Fame We're selling in different crowds I wouldn't know what he's charging for that shit When the desperation kick in You willing to do shit I ain't willing to do All right so what's your price I'm going outside the McMahawk What's your price Oh shit I'm gonna put you in the bag For fixing your Wikipedia page I'm saying bitches Put you in the bag for getting your Shopify right There's no way you're gonna go with the pd's Bitch got your Shopify right And you was all the way gone You were taking long drives Long talks on the phone What would your price be That's why my Shopify still fucked up Well no that's back to the ED Oh shit That's back to that It's your follow through I ain't deliver so they ain't deliver Yeah right Only here will we fight about what our Guy dude escort prices Yes if we ever escorted My price will be high but it be a couple of bitches That would just get it on the love Like You know you had a good day out there You sold a few packs You ain't got three or four packs a day Who you talking to Who you talking to sir Yo Mark yeah I'll raise about something please Yo Mark is this a political something Yo this nigga is fun Super cop So we got these prize picks And we got picks of the week You used to be finished before me On my bad days That's not true You used to be at the trunk already changing clothes Yo who you supposed to stay What is he talking about He set up here mad times I believe it he still be in there You want the fuck it's talk to them about business Are you monetizing this escort shit That's literally in and out literally Oh shit Actually The energizer button keeps going and going No enough I wish you I've been such an exhibitionist in my life I got way too many friends They could debunk this one Niggas see me Niggas peeking through living room doors at Joe Button Greatness When I was fucking a young boy You were 17 I played with me man I played with me I played with me And before I get to this prize pick Prize pick I didn't say my He didn't give a prize I think ice price would be more than my price I definitely Why do you think ice price would be more than your price I gotta know Cause he signed the fucking Gamble I definitely Self respect than me Oh shit That was not the word I was making I was just keeping the box Holy shit I appreciate your eyes I'm glad you finally had the news I didn't shit ever said it was my cat You don't have self respect You need some more self respect You and all niggas in here have known you a very long time I'd say bitches would you in the bag Off some Nalators and lollipops Never You never seen a girl put me in the bag Who hasn't Who the fuck you saw it What is he talking about I don't want to hear what in the bag means Antwines What does that mean What does that mean Silly putty I seen guests put him in the bag That's what I'm saying I'm not doing that Silly putty That's silliest of putty I don't know what in the bag means Silly putty You get googly eyes You get gougly eyes Yeah Y'all gonna piss me off up here I can show you the 4k pictures that just went out Name them Those pictures She had me in her bag Joe Button the funniest nigga on instagram The pictures say I totally dip Wait The pictures always show The pictures only show what actually happened But they go in there They don't show what happened The pictures are just freeze pics of what happened But it's not like you What about the one where your leg was in the air No, I thought that was editing I thought that was editing That was about a girl or that was about the conversation I'm asking I can't remember I thought they made that shit You my man I've never seen you do this before Answer that That's not true I'll be like Nah And you will fuck the shit out of my own That didn't support shit My mother would take that shit I've done that shit to Matt You are so shy Whatever she feel like it If the comedy show ain't a hurly Do do do The comedy show Give him the wyd Yo you up still Yo you up still Yo y'all Y'all know that it's cool Oh, she's like You know what I'm like And then I'm getting into the prize game I don't like that I think if you get the ad so we don't have to sell dick anymore Please, please Yo They go on Yo, they go look at two projected stat lines Yours gonna be less Mine gonna be more When has yours ever been more In any category It's always been less I hit for the free I hit for the free I hit for the free You've been sitting here Bazooka in this nigga And you always turn to me He said you my man 100 grand but you was in the bag And I never saw you do this move And you pointed to me I'm saying that me doing like this Nigga bitch can bag you or making tea You are looking at her You be looking at Mona And you do be looking at Mona like that Like this awful Nigga I'll look at Mona and answer that one Yeah, Poe Yeah, you're baggable You're baggable You're beautiful You're beautiful You know what I'm saying Take a second Women that have come up here that could bag me No It's just I never heard them pronounce that way I can think of four I got four off the dome And I only worked here the year No, no, no, it's not whisper time I'm not whispered I got four this week You ain't far off Y'all are wrong I got a couple off the dome though I'm listening Can I say him? He is fruity Exactly Shorty this week Both One in the past No One of them for show No Keep going In a week Why You're way off How about you? No You meowd Nigga we performing up here Keep going That's smooth Double your mouth You can't go that line All right Joy Oh my god Knock out Knock out punch That's a fact She knew it She might have texted me That's the boy you don't know I always get to text He's on me Natasha Of course I am Natasha I don't know Was I here for Natasha? You so baggable Yeah right We know who are already I'm gonna hold it Three of them I just get them freeze No man Yo my nigga do y'all know who I am Yes I'm just easy peasy up here That's not true You don't have any guests up here I don't think you easy I don't think you fold easy But there's been a couple up here that had you folded That had me folded So the ones that y'all think had me folded I have them Fuck is you talking about Not example That was me keeping them up Help Fuck is you talking about nigga What did you have them Envelope Long chair Fuck is you talking about nigga You know why you ain't nigga Yo you're a nigga Yo bro stop Yo I love you Yo bitch Nothing was folded It was clothes everywhere It was laundry It was laundry that started to have me folded Fuck is you talking about Yo look Yo you are I never seen a nigga mad The farthest thing from Nothing real man But man he's baggable Don't you know it But we not saying you can't bag What I'm saying is Certain women that have come here Under the right pretenses Yeah we could have potentially met Or kicked it But don't act Yo I know You're a nigga that use them tea hour No I'm just sure The picture of this is the picture of the visual It's complete Fuck it let it stop bro No no please The room can't handle it We only have so many measuring tapes For the deep measuring contents I'm just saying because of what my man said That's all What y'all think me and issues with The money issues What this mean is they were the layout Anyway prospects is one of the greatest Park is the struggle Oh damn Go ahead The great thing about prospects Joe is That's where you always go wrong You don't have to do If I'm this what is he Who cares what I am No what I'm saying is Most of the people You don't even really go out no more You so baggable That's not at all I don't go out no more because I have a family That's a temptation That's a temptation What I have at home is better than being outside Whoa talk to me Then why you so baggable I'm not that's what I'm telling you So why do the guests keep thinking that you are They don't I don't Ain't nobody putting me in no bag up here Not one We named 19 people No we didn't We named three girls that I would talk to Not that had me in a bag that I would talk to You know what you've convinced me You wasn't in the bag yo Yo We got it wrong I'm gonna apologize to you that's my bad We had it wrong Those three people I named Never Totally all of them Not even close From this week That's all Y'all niggas think I'm just Yeah But you know what I'm against him in this But I feel him right He feel like his resume is so lustrous It's offensive a little bit It's not about my resume Yeah I'm against him in this but I do understand His sentiment in it Holy shit But you smell a lot Cheeks come out Cheeks come out at night It'd be a different smile Cheeks come out at night You're writing barks That's the one That's the one The cheeks come out at night You start inventing dimples in your face Inventing I start seeing so stupid That niggas crazy The phonious Wait Not even close Yo y'all niggas Are y'all niggas crazy Oh shit I forgot about that That was me Yo you niggas Yo dawg So any person with a vagina that come up here I'm just on a body Not what you mentioned We finally getting to what I'm getting at Yo you picking up You should write the show summaries No and I'm saying Any vagina Any vagina Don't come up here All the vaginas Yo your man painting so bad That's why your voicemail is like that Hey y'all This is Antoine Give me a call Yo niggas Did Bernice say you're in the bag? Oh oh oh Oh my god What I'm saying Yo y'all niggas crazy Had me in a Duffel Anybody say Sasha yet Sasha has me in the bag No but Sasha did make you tell the money to give you that money That was wild Get my shirt back Get my father That was my shirt Put no ketchup on my shirt Just admit to us that that was wild I know that wasn't your intention Bro that's no way We not your bros Could you admit that That that was wild No I don't look at No For it to be wild you had to intend to do that No he's saying looking back on it No I'm saying no I don't look at Sasha like I look at a strange girl She had your legs in there No she didn't Sasha's never had my legs in there Hey Imani did pay you though Immediately No it wasn't immediate Listen you guys The regular season is wrapped up My favorite shit is doing that to Isha on this baroque I'm so happy we worked together for me to get a chance to do that For real I have to find real life circumstances to do that And I can't The regular season is 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there Those are pretty good picks If you follow his instructions You just like him Will have it in the bag That should be a theme That should be a theme all part Don't forget to download the app right this very second And use promo code JBP For $50 instantly when you play your first $5 lineup Only on prize picks Where it's good to be right Alright that was great That was not a bad argument That was awesome I just want my son to just admit it I admit what Can I, can I, can I Mark, please Mark I don't have anything of substance I'm outraged too, oh I'm annoyed but I'm not outraged This is about the WNBA AZ, FUD Those who don't know It's number one pick It was number one pick by the Dallas Wings The same team as Paige Beckers Big page To Yukon giants Great basketball players But AZ and Paige are also In a relationship We know that because Paige announced it On her TikTok a year ago and everybody knows It's not a secret So it's a couple things First is like Is it a good idea to draft someone's girlfriend On the same team If they're the best player you draft the best player I'm not convinced AZ was the number one pick I think she might have been number two, number three pick I think there's some other guards who compliment Paige better But then yesterday On the interview The reporter asked them a question A question I think was fair The reporter says Now, slashed you on TikTok That y'all were a couple And I'm wondering if that is still the case And if so, if y'all have talked to any other Couples in the league about how they negotiate That dynamic as protein mates I understand why you have to ask that question But we're going to respectfully decline from commenting On our players' personal lives But next question There you go, that's that They got a right to say that They don't owe us an answer Although, again, I respect the question Because you've announced this is my girlfriend You've got here a big Drafted girlfriend I think partly because that's your girlfriend I think they play well together Obviously they play well together, you kind of think Better options Are y'all uneasy at all about drafting A player's partner No I'm trying to sell tickets I'm trying to sell tickets That too The page is One of the best young guards in the league Absolutely, get my girl here And if I'm the... Dallas what? Wings That too Yeah, that's good marketing Are you crazy? And I know it's not fuzz Don't kill me please, I'm sorry I take a back And if I'm Dallas Do you know what the number one This is going to sound disrespectful So I apologize in advance I'm not trying to sound like caveman But it is marketing The number one result that people search for When they're looking for things Scissoring Girl on girl Thank you My fave Walk number two, because you know what the one is I didn't look up number two You know the other shit I just looked it up Step mom That's what my faves do This group needs so much stuff You're never late It's just a joke But not And if I'm the star Don't you want me happy? And if I'm a star I'm going to exercise my leverage And do what I want to do Now What happens to the organization When they beefing That would be a great one No, no, no, no, no I'm still the star, right Get eyes out of here But that creates a problem That you now took your number one draft pick And I'll get your point There are potential problems here These are 21 year olds You go find it every time Outrage it, this is just a bad Yes it is, we outrage I love that they're supporting this I don't know if this would happen in the NBA You was mad when somebody drafted their kid Yeah But not because it was their kid It was because I wasn't quite sure He was going to be able to put up numbers Right away, I thought A lot of people were saying You even owe him an apology Because of your brawny takes Because of his stats Versus the stats of every player Picked after him is on par with Player chicks How many of them got the same contract he got? Well there are players that were drafted At least 30 slots before they got the same contract That are not producing the way it is either That means they made a bad choice too And how many of those Picks are selling jerseys That's it The draft shit is a business too The whole business of sports Is a business as well as the athletics Absolutely Draft my girl or else We're going to try this out It ain't even long talk Go left, get my girl out of here It's hard to get rid of a number one over all picks Depending on the majority of them I would be scared that they would fall out And cause trouble on the team Personally, if they're not mature 20 year olds or whatever the fuck They're aging It is a mature Niggas, especially people that Pro athletes To more disciplined and all that Depending on the majority I got my choice right here with me every night Imagine if you're cheating With somebody you want to see She's right there now, we lit Just that you don't have to I'm talking about the athletes I'm talking about the athletes that are moving around We're going to try this So they got to cheat I'm not getting into your habits I'm going to close my eyes for five seconds When I open them My girl better be here My girl better be in the country I dream of Jeannie I'm going to run to the Balmagoa When I come back My girl better have a five year contract You better have a hat on that say The Dallas Wings Cause you're looking at it this way With the way their new pay structure is set up You're going to pay one way to up Paige is going to be a Max Play You're going to pay one way You're either going to sign my girl Or I'm going to take all of that $7 million And you're going to finish it up with YMCA Yeah Pick your poison I mean she's going to get maxed out regardless She's going to get maxed out Regardless I want my girl If I was the chair girl It's not like she's trying to play the troll Let me be clear She's a very good basketball player Her left hand is not as strong as Olivia Mouser There's other people in that draft Who are also very good But Mark You said she could be number two, number three That's one of the draft critiques was her ability to go left And that matters when you got Paige Beckers You said she could be two, three, four It ain't like they got the person who was a second Rounder for sure You get what I'm saying? What are we talking about? Mark is outraged I'm not outraged She can't go left I learned that next season I was just raising the question from a basketball team perspective That if you draft someone significant other At the age of 20 If they were married I would feel a little different If they were married I would feel a little different But most 20 year olds This is very conservative of you Mark Yeah maybe I'm a conservative basketball executive But most 20 year olds don't stay with the person they with And when y'all break up and y'all on the same team That she could get ugly is all I'm saying I was more shocked with this being Dallas Which is in conservative as Texas Yeah Dallas is that conservative Dallas is a conservative I don't know what you're saying Not just that Spanky rules For sure Fuck you talking about spanky rules I don't get it We'll be mature Alright so one more question If this is the NBA And let's pretend there's a player on the Knicks who's game Pobletorries on y'all ass too Let's say they were a star player on the Knicks who's game Would you be okay Drafting Their significant other They did that I threw it at the rip for Joe But you did it He tried to do Potter of the Year Mark's is doing a lot I'll be at the Knick game tonight Game one against the Hawks Go Knicks Let's go let's get it done Watch out for the surveillance Would y'all be okay with that at the NBA Yeah what up Would y'all be a star And a player in a scrub I would feel less okay with the NBA Because I actually think that lesbians tend to stay in relationships longer Than the young man who's 20 I actually feel like women are more stable on that I mean it's a cliche But lesbians move in together after the first weekend So if I'm playing on the cliche This is not very freedom fighter review No I'm saying women are more mature and stable Immediately They're 20 year old dudes are trash Mark Barbershop talk is like a lemon tree Barbershop Like the super cuts Lesbians know for that DV I'm gonna say That's the point I'm thinking about What's done with the mini froze of beat your ass To spend my motherfuckin' parole on K bitch Yes they will the mini fresh bitches They'll whoop your motherfucking ass After I get your BBL You think you gonna come in here and smell like dick I got you Don't let me talk I gotta just say crazy stuff Like I don't even want to say stuff like this I ain't gonna just punch him I gotta say something like this I can say something There's no disrespect to me Fresh lesbians The ones with the little furrow in the one city There's no disrespect to them at all I love y'all Joe you got any along on the board You're not supposed to do Bow Wow I wanna read this fucking Holy shit Bow Wow said about Every other city we go Every other city we go Bow Wow said My uncle Snoop and Nate Dog Was ahead of their time When they was talking about What they was talking on all about you Because man It's the same girls that was at Breezy Bowl Most back That's all in our back rooms now About to go back to the next party room Ha ha ha ha ha Or I just seen him posting from my brother Trey Song show crying Imoges If you tender stay your ass inside The demons is outside this summer Oh shit Like I said I'm a flirt How the moral of the story is Cuff your chick Cause hey this ish really be crazy These girls is in They fun era I feel bad for the good guys Out here It's not even summer yet They going Where the fuck Where you at So the same bitches at his show Was at Chris Brown show Why would it they be No they are So they back the same caliber I feel like they say they're the Johnny World show Yo are you familiar with Bow Wow Let's just take our time with this please I didn't mean to say The little nigga with the braids The one that was a kid The one that was running in front of them kids And said they don't know who I am That Bow Wow Are you familiar with him and his resume Or no I used to work at 106 and Park for a couple years When I was guest host Or be up there or whatever Mr.106 and Park by the way I'm just going to tell you his dressing room Was well decorated Yes And many people who you would recognize And be like Damn I was impressed with the young man That's all I'm going to tell you Byron That little motherfucker got a residence So y'all's true opinion on what I just read Is all facts Nothing wrong with the post I don't like the post I'm not a fan of the post at all I believe what he's saying is to be true You just don't need to say that though And keep it playing Don't say nothing He ain't really calling nobody out He's saying yo dawg I see a bunch of niggas girlfriends Potentially at these shows But Bow Wow you see a bunch of niggas girlfriends At your shows for the last Your whole life You should be way You should be way That's why reading it That's all I'm saying For me I'm not a fan of Bow Wow's Resume That's why I asked my Eskimo brother You know how I feel about you I'll be about However Reading this Was too tender for where his Resume is Tender Yes Trace Song's show was ages ago Whatever show you talked about Trace Brown's show was ages Trace Brown's show was ages ago That you see going and they was at all the other shows They already went I took this as Also letting the R&B Niggas know that them same bitches that Y'all have backstage He has backstage And I just think he too G to do that I agree R&B niggas tour too I ain't taking the way you took I ain't taking the way you took I ain't taking the way you took I'm a clear blue sky Author Yo I can't lie I'm at my book concert And he's trying to hide his coat Was that Mark Book signing when he threw one Was that Mona Book signing What are you talking about Why am I even in this store It comes off like you surprised Or you Honored to be I didn't take it that way One at a time please I take it like yo This is crazy The game Been the game But sometimes you'll be like I knew it was like this But we've said that up here Like yo dawg I get a reminder when I go outside sometimes Just how crazy shit is Joe's coming up here and said Yo the bitches is out here doing What you just said And I made that statement Without saying no nigga name Yeah no I'm saying but he's saying like They're going Sometimes you'll be like Yo dawg it's shocking to me To see the rate at which they're going You think Bow Wow should be These niggas say that These niggas say that shit To let other niggas know Me and you money Are on the same plane You fuck to Because I don't have a record out now Or because I'm not You wasn't just at your shit That's how it came off He's too much of a jeep for that Especially the breezy bowl mention I didn't take it that way but that's some Rapper brain shit As your competitive brain talking I don't think he's saying it like that You think he's really talking to the niggas But you can make that same point without Saying Chris Brown's show No he's just naming frequent That all of these girls were at And using them as reference points I don't think he's saying Yo I'm me and Chris fucking the same chicks Or me and Trey fucking the same chicks Or y'all doing it how I'm doing it the same way I don't think he's implying that at all I'm thinking he's saying Yo damn it's crazy that I'm saying all of these same Groupie ass girls and all of these same Concerts You think he actually feels gone bad for the good guys Like he said you believe in that Not at all Mike too I don't think so at all because again If you're new to this Like let's say he just caught a hit last year And now this is Torey he's seeing that Maybe I'll give him that But with Bow Wow being who he is And the run that he's had since he was fucking 10 You are way more I think he's somebody else than me He also can group You can't group he's shame You niggas can't group he's shame and say Be the ones to go out Get her from the front in the rain Put the three bands around her wrist Take her backstage Get her some chicken timbers And some french fries You sit her in the front right next to your mom and your aunt You fucking text them during halftime Yo you good baby you need anything Yo you take them back to the fourth season Show them the time of their life you take them shopping And then come to the internet and say bitches ain't shit No you can't group he's shame When you the same person who got a song On one of your on green light I want to say four or five That's in a groupie that you had a baby with No I'm looking at it We can't do that I think y'all creating that scenario I think he looking in the crowd and saying Yo that's my man's baby mother over here I'm on tour with seven to eight killers Yo dawg I let y'all niggas say Y'all wack ass scenario This niggas can say yo dawg I'm on tour with eight or nine niggas And one of them eight or nine niggas had another niggas girl Back here doing X Y Z So what are you the hormone of that Nah not even that I'm on tour with a niggas In the group who fucked another niggas baby moms So start there then if that's your take He might feel the same way about her Ah no Bad why I was 2G for this in my take And I fuck with you We done much of it you know I forgot you had beef Yeah we had beef No no no that's my dawg Good for Bob You heard me Why you think that tour came through Jersey with no problems now Listen Big free You still got it Hey hey Right It's a good call back That was great That was great I gotta do that to Joe soon What to me He has to swear I'm some mean boss Dictator shut your ass up I'm doing the right time You talking still Stop What do y'all want to Neal Long Neal Long NDA I have no idea I have no idea I want to shout out Neal Long cause she did a A feature with Playboy Salute Yeah She look good in it too I didn't see it Where does she never look good They lit her really well We got him We fucking got him Look they're porn We got you What's standing out is her She also There's some comments she made about Preferring to date younger and if she dates a younger dude If it's a one night stand or something He has to sign the NDA The clip is going crazy everybody's talking about How they would voluntarily sign the NDA A lot of people I think Appetition gotta be in the millions But not just that she also talked about How these niggas be talking too much So it speaks to The Bowie point is the perfect segue She's talking about how the niggas is kind of on some new Bitch shit and they be talking and running their mouths I saw a lot of niggas saying I'm not gonna hold you I'm fucking wrong somebody gotta know I'm telling my girl Niggas said I'm telling my mom I'm telling somebody There was a tweet telling somebody personally And then going to podcast and talking I saw a couple other niggas say If I hit Neil Longs I'm running to the first podcast I'm sorry I have to tell that And that's the corny shit That's why we scissoring I would do that shit to live koalipod To like Just drop that shit on the Neil Long One night school Oh my god Crashing is crazy This wouldn't tell nobody but me and Danny Wouldn't that be cool though To talk about stuff like that All y'all know that shit's not cool Is that ever happened to you where you like Always Always Always When they fucked you Everybody say they fucked you Like now When like shit got out You trusted a dude to like keep it Keep it quiet and he did Yes How does that feel? Did you say something to the dude about it? First team out? You bitch ass nigga For the most part But I'm always carry like you don't The person even bring it to me I'm like what You're denied it I don't even know him Sean I'm one of them You never go cop to it And I know y'all G's and everything But have y'all ever slipped up and done that I know y'all G's and everything I ain't never did that keeping people like have y'all ever slipped up And talk too much about who y'all I'm sure I have I'm sure I've told niggas like somebody But I I told somebody that I was Under the guys that I was talking in confidence To a person Like I had confidence that this is my man Or this is my home girl and it's gonna stay here So I wasn't just outside again On no podcast and no shit like that Yeah, you know that's a reason Running wild with who I've entertained Hell, I did not have the shit I'm on my job on shit And then to the day like You think you're gonna shoot at each other boy You never like I feel like You always believe that your friend Not gonna tell but what y'all niggas don't Realize is that he has to hate on you In that way cause he wanna fuck her too That's what happens every time y'all telling a nigga Thinking that's your friend Your bestie, your bro, whole time you don't know He wants to fuck me too So he's gonna put that out there quick To try to get you out of here Damn, that's what he's talking about That's also real This is what he's talking about She's gonna want to fuck me too Let me walk over there and order my water with him It's also real important that if you get the 450 You keep it, you know what I mean No, you know what y'all You know what I was surprised that y'all didn't mention Cause when she said about Liking the young guys or Like dating young guys or whatever A lot of young niggas I saw in the comments Were saying shit like when a man Talks about how he like young pussy It's automatically you're a predator But when a girl do it it's like yes innovative Be free girl I've accepted certain double standards Y'all should accept certain double standards Y'all should accept certain double standards Y'all should accept certain double standards Because the same way I fuck ten people I'm a whore, you're a player We've accepted certain double standards But I don't think this applies to Nia in the same way Cause depending on how young you're talking about Like if a dude is 52 And says I like to fuck women at 35 And we not calling him a predator I don't think Nia's saying she want to fuck 18 year olds Then she's specified with 80 I don't think so just based on She said younger and she's 55 That's what I'm saying Like 35 would be young I'm only 42 Y'all lying man Y'all think it's lying man I'm just saying this but I agree with the big point Shit I'm like me and Lil Young meet myself Mark You don't think it was funny that she didn't specify? Yeah exactly That's the whole thing She could have just sounded like a younger than me But again I don't find that outreach Like if she fucked a 23 year old n***a And I seen this n***a I thought he was physically attractive I wanted to bite it at candy I don't think I'm making candy I don't think that's outrageous I think that they too consenting adults I wanted to bite it at candy I'm glad that Nia Long is fucking Younger dudes Too much pressure for me You're younger That's too much pressure Technically you could be your younger But I don't think that's who she's fucking I'm thinking 30 No bitch 50 say I like a young n***a talking about nobody You don't think Nia Long is a fucking 26 year old dude Oh I guess she was That's why I asked What do you think? I have no idea Based off Let me talk Please I don't care about your logical facts I don't want to say shit that don't make sense Let me say what I'm saying I apologize She did the relationship With somebody my age Black love faithful Front row Front facing We see how that turned out Nose a little bit heart break That had to come with that He was younger He's 48 He's dancing on that one I'm just pointing that one I'm not gonna get one good fucking Mark out of that episode Yeah he was younger I'm not gonna put that on Nia Long because that's somebody I want to meet and try to hit I'm just saying I don't think it's outrageous though I really don't I'm all for making that dick sign to NDA I'm with that I need to get some of those bitches printed up You want me to make some of that sign to NDA? Yeah Yes I would love that Even though it's like God the niggas out there they don't give a fuck about it Because with the NDA if you violated Niggas can't even write They take the door out of the fucker If you make god shit NDA don't really do much What you want to be for bitch? They don't know where to be in the court They just gotta go to the third floor They just gotta go to different floors You all don't know like Seriously even from dating From being famous and not famous This is a totally different thing Some of these niggas just want to fuck with you because of who you are Or so they can tell somebody they fuck with you Trying to decipher who really likes you is like a real thing Scary Yeah that shit real That's why you get one and get out the game What the fuck the fuck Oh my god I don't know who really likes me for me My DM is totally loaded all day long Like I could just refresh it I'm not trying to be funny Yes you are niggas Ain't that the same as just being a woman period? What you mean? Because niggas will say whatever they gotta say to pop So you really don't know if a nigga like you Yeah but the stakes are higher I get what she's saying Like let me give you an example There's been times when people have booked me for podcasts And the whole point beat for them is to shut me the fuck up Like that's the whole thing because I'm a A boyswit woman I have an opinion Some men that bothered them especially insecure men So they will bring me on their platform just to kind of like Destroy me or shut me up or shut me down It's the same thing with like Trying to date you or fuck you so they can like Say oh that loud bitch I fucked you I beat that thing up I had a I don't know I'm just being pussy I play a lot But I'm stingy with coochies Did those other podcasts figure out a way? A way to what? Why cause you gonna call them again What did they do? Share the wealth It's different when I have to come back One time is one time But no anybody never shut me up nigga Y'all know that True What was we talking about? Shout to her Shout to that Nothing like a young girl that's wrong These girls are going man I'm not mad at nobody for going These girls are going I tell you one thing That week that Kaiser whatever happened with her And her husband and then She was outside for a little bit a few weeks after that I forgot I think we was doing a part of some shit Something we was doing well maybe we just finished A part And I got in bed Mike Kaiser gonna call me From Mr. Chow He wanted him to call you with Some If he calling it some hot Going on Just over Mr. Chow's got somebody Want to say hello to you Y'all were talking about her on your part hold on You know I don't normally even fuck with niggas To do the old stuff but Mike Of course of course I started shaking through the phone I hung up Oops signal dropped I got right there how long y'all gonna be there Y'all gonna be there for a little bit Nah I bet I was on my way to New York I tried to get dressed so fast I tried to get dressed fast It didn't happen but Maybe next time Then I chased it the next week All cars back yo Yo I thought you said You might be talking to boys you're like yo Bring a knee along up to y'all get the first interview Some people say shit that you just know Is a lie but you hope it's true You hope it's true I know Neil Long ain't coming to talk to us Nigga nobody Long It's coming to talk to us How we long Teddy Long It's like a stupid Oh my god And our doors open Neil Long You wouldn't give your price I'm not charging For her No not for Neil Long of course not You ain't give your price earlier She's gonna take care of you It's on the arm I am taking care of That's true Your girl wouldn't be mad at you if you hit Neil Long No she wouldn't And if you was gonna be I'ma ride it out Alright Some fights are worth the fight Oh my god yo I don't want to harp on the pooch-eisty stuff I'm minding my business I'm staying out of all street nigga Fizz but all the pooch-eisty Shit to come back is just so dumb That I gotta come I feel so bad for pooch My staples Pooh-eisty's attorney insists the rapper Was possibly Printing lyrics At staples And not a contract release form For Gucci man Right before the meet Right before the studio Everyone always prints their lyrics That's what he said They all write and print their lyrics Yeah because you can't read them off the phone Classically trained You want to read it in the sheet music Guys in reality he really went and printed His contract out and then he No he printed the release So you gotta sign this At staples I got the shit from the sign Why would he ever print an pooch-eisty Nothing about him says I got a computer No he's just computer Pooch-eisty has a fucking printer The problem with his The problem with his story is If he does the ink is definitely dry Ain't no black no more It's all niggas out of ink The black was dried up a long time ago It's just color now We never have black ink The problem with his story is I've been in staples To print some shit out and it's not a task I was able to complete on my own I needed a staples helper A staff to come over So I know he needed one so staff came over I don't think he'd write enough to not reveal the plan How I print this Listen How I print this How we out of email to this How we out I gotta do this Gucci bout to leave You just do it take the phone print this They fuck around to keep a record of whatever they It's an email Two staples Stored number Kidnapping plot And all they say is You free to go Yo that's crazy Yo I don't need one left That shit is on me I'm laughing I don't care I feel bad because of his parents I don't care Wait wait his parents what The fact that his father was there For just being stupid Do you know who his father is She said he had a chance If you're being led by your parents We use that line a lot People didn't have the chance The nigga she mentioned in she got the hand Yo I look at a difference so I'm not Some niggas really have some of your daughter fucked up hand Excuse me When you catch cases Excuse me when you catch a case in the federal You made it on earth right I'm comfortable talk Hey you had a chance You passed that talk When you catch cases I don't know if you know what a PSI is Huh yeah That's the air in the tire right when the little light come on First grade inch Little screen come up Listen If you For the people at home that don't know You do a PSI you tell them your background If your mom smoked crack If your dad beat your mom or whatever Those things matter when a judge makes his decision Because that matters how you Bought up period If people that have horrible backgrounds The judge is sometimes More lenient on you because of how you came up We locking him up because the odds are high That he's going to be a horrible future too Yeah like you think you learned Not just a background Do I think that he learned from the situation Fuck though You want to have a real conversation Fuck She just want to laugh No problem I think that There's validity there That if you have fucked up circumstances And upbringing then you might have been at a disadvantage I agree Cool But once you get an opportunity In which to become a multi-millionaire It kind of goes out the window Why Because most people Are committing crimes to get money Once you got money You could buy a new pair Once you get money He could still do shows He could still have done stuff that Make more money and generate more money than the average motherfucker out here So with that being said Go get a bag for 20 grand over here For this show 12 grand for this show Isaac Fig Newton We got it It's still your train of thought Especially when you talk about gang culture Like come the fuck on Just because you get an opportunity To make a certain amount of money If you've been raised to be a fucking gangbanger Meaning This family is not following the laws of christ And islam or religion We follow the laws of the fucking gangsters Disciples That's what it is It don't matter if you start making money or not What you putting out my sneakers for Oh the sneakers Jocelyn Marathon Look Big drill I used to be a crit muslim too Same pooch arcy That seemingly was aware of his second chance In fdo Literally says nigga I can't fumble this shit The whole world be waiting on me So I don't really give him that It's like I know this is my second chance Because of what I just came through So because I know this I gotta make niggas don't get a second chance How many people we know They don't get They got fucked by the system He made it back out You have a career You're here and you still threw it away behind dumb shit Whether it be dumb niggas in your ear talking Whatever the case may be I can't It's just street culture I feel like I've seen people Go to jail, come home from jail Change their lives or whatever But I've seen people when they take that time To change the way they think That's a whole other set of That's a nigga going to therapy starting to read books Connecting with family they might have lost connection with Finding their dads, their real dad, or their mama Whatever that's totally different from Just going to jail and being to the point where You don't commit crimes Or you don't commit the same kind of crimes to continue back to jail Your thord pattern which is Really the root of all the bullshit That's the hardest part to change I will smack the shit out of you when she fits talking I will smack the shit out of you If you ask a question when she finishes I swear to God I swear to God I haven't said anything when she fits I haven't said nothing in this whole fucking podcast I know I miss you Eating chicken is good And then I say something that's like No, not keep her quiet Would you try to get your money's worth for nine? No, no, no, no He was talking to me He said like we ended this topic Don't carry on the topic I don't want to go back there I didn't get no cookies Pussy is good Poppins taste good I don't want to go back to jail I'm telling you Y'all telling me them niggas is getting a lot of quality pussy I do not think so It's better than getting no pussy A bitch giving me some head Pardon my French and my candidness It's better than sitting in a fucking cell With 2200 other niggas It don't got to be quality Top tier Nigga the fact that I could go get a steak Or go get some Popeyes Or smell some fresh air Is better than sitting in a fucking cell with niggas Dude, y'all are butt naked Waking up when I'm still alive I didn't feel like somebody that way That's duh Anybody would say that But you talk about a motherfucker When you engulf this street culture When that's all the fuck you believe I've been out the streets for almost ten years I don't want to call the police on a nigga When that shit isn't great It's automatic Somebody do something to you It's engraved in you Somebody take something from you That's what I'm talking about I'm somebody that discovered the streets by myself My father's street person, my mother's not You talk about a motherfucker where both parents are in it I see where that might be hard Especially you calling home from prison Complaining about this shit in your pop stand You know we gotta do sunshine I do that That's his fucking dad I don't even have a dad That's his dad You know I was just stealing from people I'm telling y'all And I feel like It's easier for some of y'all to say Because you're not really engulfed Niggas ain't none of you been to jail What are we talking about? You come up with Get more respect where they from Than they ever did My first adult bit was a fat bit My fuckers looked up to me for going to the fads And not to count it was a big deal I don't like how y'all pass doing little shit And you gonna stop doing shit by my back before I get mad And they gonna know who really the tyrannical boss is When I get to put my hands on y'all Stop playing with me It's these niggas Know who the felon is in here I don't want to flip out It's not It's that nigga It's Mark That girl is passionate It's not her I don't fuck with them They're stupid No come back cause I wanna hear the No shut up Shut up Shut up See one and a half parents Dude I just need a cigarette Somehow a perfect No don't Breaking news Breaking news Breaking news Breaking news Stop what you're doing If you at your cubicle Stop what you're doing If you in your car breaking new Pull over It has just been brought to our attention That Mona And Mark Got tattoos From the same Tattoo artist I could have told you that He's not from Philly What the fuck does that mean Marks? You're both from Philly Man get the fuck off They ain't even in Philly That's what makes it funny In this nigga When I start naming some of this Tiana Taylor's Motherfucking NBA players Only the best of the best go to this nigga First of all He is homosexual He's gay as shit He's one of my gayest friends Mark why would you not Why would you not tell a room full of Immature men Looking to rag on you at any cost That you had your tattoo work done By A homosexual tattoo artist In Philadelphia In a skirt He's not in Philadelphia He's in yep sure did Womenton Delaware shout to over Jackson He's a dope He did the ones of my Dead father And All his portraits He did all my pictures And the one for my beloved blind mother Were you awake The whole time Was he? You're such fucking dweebs That's true Y'all are dweebs He's dope he's great He's my tattoo artist He didn't even cross my mind Never even thought about it You're a fucking great man I'm an adult A grown ass man You wouldn't let a gay man do that to you My tattoo phase is done I was gonna ask would you give more artwork What you mean that big dog Tattoo I am You're done being tattooed Why You're finished now You do got a lot of tattoos There's always room for more You get a nice little face test I've never looked at your arm before You mentioned Bill Cosby in my arm No his tattoos His tattoos were on first mixtape So some of that shit just scribbles No no no no no That's Paul Gasol This looks like a split between Madonna or God You said that's clue New music one This is a figure that me and my tattoo artist Grinstile shout to Grin Came up with this was our variation Bring the homie With a robe on and a gavel What's your problem It's more about the metaphor Right the gavel for justice the robe for I like that why'd you make him white You kidding me What is he Puerto Rican That nigga look like Christopher Columbus If he look white then he messed the tattoo up But that's not supposed to be white That's why he didn't get colored in He had the white color You don't have no color on your body though That makes him my color Dodo That's not how tattoos are Unfortunately Your tattoo don't even have tattoos on it You got to hear the Snoop God This ain't nobody You got Snoop God on your arm You got that Y'all don't have tattoos No They've been lame all their life My mother is covering tattoos There was nothing I loved enough to put on me permanently Would you get your kid on there No I love her but not for that That's not why I wouldn't get her I love her At this point I'm just not I don't have no tattoos If I had my kid much earlier But not now I'm not doing it So why are you white then? I don't have tattoos I really ain't trusting nobody To tattoo me You got an Asian barber to my own No Gary go back I wasn't wearing them a white Jesus on my arm At 4 o'clock I thought I thought I was getting black Jesus It didn't get me white Jesus I was never sleep You really got an Asian barber for real Yeah That's just sub-schedin' me No disrespect You have a sleeve plant Yeah What happened to that What happened? I'm really designed in everything I don't trust nobody to I don't trust nobody to I don't trust nobody to What else got to fight back this nigga He's going too crazy in a row Y'all just livin' about it I really ain't trusting nobody to You know what I'm saying? Come see our guy Who did that? A regular artist What I wanted Yo, Ice You his friend, don't talk to him when we trying to get him Wait, wait, wait He talked to you about support We trying to kill him Ish, Ish, so you plant out a whole sleeve Got an artist bitch to draw Fanned tattoo artist and then was like I ain't find the tattoo artist Come to push Wait, his spot is called push? You ain't hear me say that to him I'm getting his holy misfit Oh god, Mark got fucked I'm sorry you're just leaving I'm sorry Exactly He's expensive if he did get fucked I'm sorry I got these tattoos for free I don't let him hit me, this just goes like I'm telling you, I'm laughing But he does do good work You might have had a fucking great hammer valentine on your arm Holy shit I know you was a bit of Justin Baker but damn I got Owen Hart I got Owen Hart on my arm I thought it was a cherub That is funny Oh my god Mark tore us up I know, I know Okay, okay, now see that makes sense I get that I give it's not a religious thing How the fuck people make it without no tattoos I just have a permanent needle phobia You just got a mind of their own You think white boys and buffalo don't like needles Bro I was surprised you don't let them get that I was just gonna say He's just sniffing shit out of you I spoke his nipples But no needles That's always the rule By the time I got over that phobia I was too old to I feel like I'm too old now I'm not doing that shit in 35 42 by the get a tattoo for the first time Let me text that to my mom Okay, I know something else isn't toward it Wait, actually before we leave The homosexual and the transgender Topics did y'all see Caitlin Jenner say that she was a hypocrite For accepting the Times Woman of the Year award A couple of years ago I did not For what reason? Because it contradicted some of her beliefs When they got her to talking about women participating Let me find a clip now Yes, please What would you think I was saying? It was so wrong that she got that award Like that, that fast She still dates women so she probably got yelled at She's trying to be a peaceful household Oh, so Caitlin's a lesbian Oh, okay She also hurt that motherfucker ugly What? Oh, it's not cute I'm gonna give a fuck That shit ain't gonna work for everybody That motherfucker ugly It's what fuck what none of y'all say and I'm saying it I wish y'all would cut that out, this bitch ugly I could say that I mean that's the thing about being a woman We're judged constantly Patriarchy makes even a trans woman Kind of forget because she used to be a man You get it? Okay, because Here I am fighting the battle to keep Biological men out of women's sports There we go Because it's not right It just is not right Who's that talking? Here I am fighting this battle Biological men out of women's sports But Back when I came out, what did I accept? Glamour's Woman of the Year award And I go What a hypocrite I'm still X, Y I'm trying to keep Biological men out of women's sports I'm a biological man and they gave me Glamour's Woman of the Year award Can I say something? The thing about Caitlyn is The voice is just as ugly as the face That's what I wanted to say at first I don't know Caitlyn's voice Definitely sound like an HBO box and commentator She is not too Oh my god But no, what I was gonna say was It's a joke because she has all these Republican Conservative-ass views Yeah, you was fucking dressing You was putting on Leopard panties all that time You finally go be yourself and you transition But deep down you were Clansman, you know what I mean? So it's confusing, it's this internal battle all the time Because what you believe In your heart is not what you're doing That's the truth and a lot of trans people all across the world But like what the fuck I'm not gonna say that This is a representation of trans This bitch is rich as fuck This bitch has no idea how it feels to transition When you're fucking poor Which is what most trans people go through Trans people are killed like every five minutes Of some shit, of trans person is murdered That bitch don't know nothing about that They have rich ass Fuck that bug bitch I don't fuck with it I agree with just about everything you said I'm okay with The decision about who they want to vote for The women in sports thing Is a complicated messy conversation I think is it I mean I'm saying in terms Yeah I think it is I think it is What do you think parts? I don't think there should be men in women's sports There should make a different section I think we all agree there shouldn't be men in women's sports The question is should trans women be allowed in sports The women's sports should be able to Uber whoever they want Please do When I was in federal prison I'm gonna play it okay Yeah sports jail tales Shut up When I was in federal prison Some of the trees Girls that I was in front of Shut up y'all People no shut up Trees Joe I'm telling you I'm telling you Megan I wanna hear what you gotta say No you don't but you better pretend So this is what I'm saying It costs money to transition guys Hit the 1.5 It's trans people that prostitute themselves They do sex work Some people still, some people scam Which means that I was in federal prison With some women that did some strange things With some change so they could be able to afford This expensive ass transition The nuns came And played volleyball against the Emmys I was the picture Came to play volleyball against the Emmys I'm serious, six and arch I am so serious, six and arch I'm dead serious okay They're nuts I swear I gotta leave I'm gonna get in the fucking car And leave They're shitting on my shit It's already funny Nah you ain't gonna leave Say where Nah I know they ain't gonna make you You won't You won't Nah you ain't gonna Say where Show them Show them she was in your car And drive What was the score Come on Mono Tony I do wanna know who won the game I gotta know who won the game Wait who was playing the nuns The nuns is the trans people It's so wrong It's a wild setup No listen We had to play the nuns The nuns were extremely skilled Were they trans kids? No the nuns would be us first the nuns And most of the time they won They really played volleyball on a regular basis And they don't have sex Okay I'm the picture girl One of my trans homie Emmys She joined the team that year or whatever She was in the front door Bro I took the pictures Dog The velocity Bitches spikes Like bro like she was Fucking them nuns up like right in that Like we was I am dead up when them pictures came out You were the photographer Nah Joe Joe You were the jail photographer I made a dollar 63 an hour I was that's one of the highest paid jobs in jail And I took the pictures and I seen I up close This trans girl fucking them nuns up Like the spikes were very impressive They couldn't handle They she won that game for us And we couldn't beat the nuns normally I don't know the point of that story bro Before we get the game It was great It's her about playing in sports I do understand the whole thing You don't want Cause if you transition right And you still have the shrimp that you used to have Is that fair Like even if we're swimming If we're doing a swimming match And I'm just You feel me my arms longer My reach longer I'm a little stronger Bitch you gonna win Even if you transition Speaking of transition Let me just say something about Caitlyn Sure of course Caitlyn Jenner to me is problematic Because she benefited like a lot of white women She benefited from a lot of Like white women benefited from civil rights more than a whole lot of black people did There's a way that Caitlyn got through the door Became woman of the year got all these things Now she wants to close the door behind her For all the other trans people That's what I meant by women's sports a different matter What I'm trying to say is She has been Everything she's gotten as a trans woman Has come from progressive politics And she's the most hardcore right wing Whatever that you could imagine I just hate that country I'm just saying it's what I don't like about Caitlyn As far as trans women in sports I think there is a conversation to be had about that There is a reason after Um What from like Time we're born until maybe like what Six grades that when they start splitting up track teams And teams and stuff like that by gender There's a point where we've decided That boys and girls are sufficiently biologically different Yes No no no I don't want us to come off as transphobic And I want to say this I'm sorry I'm not transphobic Trust me None of us are transphobic Cool All I'm saying is that I think there is a legitimate Despite all of our jokes up here I think everybody up here cares about trans rights I think the question just is How do you create a situation that's fair in sports While having a conversation about these differences That's all Everybody up here cares about trans rights I think everybody I don't think anybody here doesn't want transphobic to have rights I think the question just becomes about sports And I think it is a complicated conversation Because there are women who are quote unquote biological women Who have high testosterone levels I don't think they should play So some of it isn't about whether you're trans or not It's just about whether it's a fair competition But Joe I sent you something unrelated To this Like I'm stronger than most bitches They shouldn't let me play Whatever you said You're talking about Pete Hexeth right? Oh my god yeah He's the secretary of war Unfortunately Which is crazy in and of itself So he was given a speech where he was doing a prayer And he decided to Give a very what he thought was Powerful famous prayer That was written by Here it is Well let's hear this Call it C-SAR 2517 Which I think is meant to reflect Ezekiel 2517 Ezekiel 2517 The path of the downed aviator Is beset on all sides The path of the righteous man Is beset on all sides By the iniquities of the selfish And the tyranny of evil men By the iniquities of the selfish And the tyranny of evil men Blessed is he who in the name of Comradery and duty Shepherds the lost through the valley of God The point is He quoted Pulp Fiction Pulp Fiction and was dead serious He literally was quoting Sam Jackson In Pulp Fiction thinking he was reading from Or interpolating Ezekiel 2517 This is where we are as a country This is why they laugh at us Everywhere else bro We are the laughing stock of I want to shoot the one with Mark I want the one off with Mark Enough is enough Mark I don't ever want to hear what Peter Guttensburg is saying Peter Hogsworth About anything Ever I'm going to tell you why On a Saturday I want people to be so outraged That in six months or three months Or five months or whatever November is I'm not going mad They actually vote I need people to remember how fucked up we are Because if we pretend we're not fucked up until November Then people will think we don't have nothing to worry about I need people to know the world is on fire We need to do something Please go out and vote when it's time So these righteous, poor righteous Filly teachers could shut the fuck up And if you're not going to vote don't get on your platform Or tell other people not to vote Just keep that shit to yourself Exactly y'all, please go out there Please so they can chill He called us poor righteous teachers Rock this funky job Damn Okay we have Diana She went from the athletic After her cheating scandal With Mike Vrable The athletic said this can go one of two ways We'll allow you to resign Or we're going to fire you You can pick one and she put out our resignation letter That says Dear Steven, please accept this letter Is my resignation from the athletic effective Immediately I've come to this decision With deep sadness but with clarity About what is right for me, my family And the work I've spent my career building You and I have already publicly Addressed the recent attacks against me And I have nothing to add publicly to what we have said I've covered the NFL With professionalism and dedication throughout my career And I stand behind every story I've ever published When the page six item first appeared The athletic supported me Unequivocally expressed confidence in my work And pride in my journalism For that I'm grateful In the days to follow No that's me about to be silly In the days that followed Additionally commentators And various media Have engaged in self feeding speculation That is simply I can't see Unmoored from the facts Moreover this media frenzy Is hurting My eyes are getting bad This media frenzy is hurtling Forward without regard for the review For the review process the athletic Is trying to complete It continues to escalate fueled by repeated leaks And I have no interest in submitting to a public Inquiry that is already caused Far more damage than I'm willing To accept She goes on but I think that's enough It's unfortunate It's unfortunate I'm sure she'll land somewhere Let me ask do you think Them terminating her is justifiable They didn't terminate her You said they gave her an option I mean but they didn't terminate her Do you think the forceful resignation Is Justified? I don't I do not They weren't Kissing They were simply at a hotel Which you can make any inference you want But it's not damning In my opinion Well it's not making an inference They have wording in her contract specifically That said If you do XYZ you're out of here Anything that we deem to be unfit Or not in Morality costs It was all in there So I would have to see the I mean I don't have to But to change my stance I would have to see this specific wording Where she, because morality Becomes subjective at that point Extremely Because it's playing this day Once you read the quote They'll put something in there in the contract And then you'll see That's the thing In this case the cheating part will be the morality part If you do anything that causes Some level of negative attention That brings back on us we can let you go And that's Most companies gonna do that You can't fuck the coaches and the players When we're trying to interview them And build a sports company Well at least and not have people find out about it But they were, we don't know that they were fucking Maybe they were, maybe they weren't Put in before the investigation was even finished So I mean I don't think The lie was very good, she said she was on a girls trip The first thing they probably asked Are give me the other girls that were on the trip You failed to do that, they got emails Galore, they got text out to Wazoo They got you, they got what they needed Sometimes we got you and It's still letting you say face And we're gonna let you We'll let you resign instead of Just give you the accent The contract Was up in June anyway June 30th I believe They could just let it run out Why? Why not? Now you gotta justify why we didn't resign Yeah I'm not saying they should have let it run, I'm just saying I'm just saying this is another piece to this We should think about why they did this If she had a three year contract I could say saying We can't deal with this They could have just let this run out quietly Let her play out the string, because remember she put out a statement Afterward That seemed like the athletic Supported, right? In fact yeah, the athletic gave this statement The executive director Stephen Ginsburg He said these photos Are misleading And lack essential context These were public interactions in front of many people Diana is a premier journalist Covering the NFL and we're proud to have her at the Athletic They could have just stood on that And just disappeared and never used her again for these three months They do that all the time with people Or they could have got more information That's going to potentially come out I'm sure they knew the information even when they made the statement I don't think they believed it, I'm just saying in terms of I'm just trying to think through why a company would choose that route Versus the route It's not just a company, it's a sports company And the draft is next month Next week That's kind of important No no no, I'm with you They already done f**k with the credibility Because the word is that All the AJ Brown scoops That she was the main one Reporting on And the team that was going to land And would be the Patriots Now you f**king with the integrity Of the company I'm thinking that's what I'm kind of pushing this to you But really If I'm a company, do I come off better Standing on my square and saying she did nothing wrong And just letting it quietly play out Or does forcing the resignation Concede that something wrong and then her integrity I'm going with the latter Because I'm worried that makes your company worse Now when you're dead to right And I think this In this situation I think she's doing it They might know but there's also More information is either on the verge of coming out Or could be coming out So let's get in front of this and we're going to address it with her by Yo, you resign So we're allowing you to say things, we do you a favor I think what the companies face The company is saying we let you go because We know it's more information If we keep you on here now we're going to have to fire you And the company might have been Wired this whole time and was holding you down Because you're so great at your job Once the cat is out the bag Now everybody's kind of responding And we got to respond quickly Chelsea the girl that allegedly Rattled her out also got fired No Chrissy Freud worked for I believe I want to say USA Today She allegedly Was the one that broke the story We talked about before how they were shopping around to a bunch of people She was the one that broke it And when Diana tweeted her resignation letter She said I'm sure you were told to submit this Or you'd get fired This is via TMZ I'm sure you were told to submit this Or you'd get fired instead Don't let the door hit you on the way out We know who you really are and what you've been up to for years It does so much to detriment to the women in sports Blah blah blah and then she got fired See I don't like that because now you're making it harder for yourself Going forward Shorty that Outed Once the outing okay whatever Now they firing her you still poking at her Now you got fired other motherfuckers Might not want to touch you And my understanding of that tweet was that She wasn't the one that broke the story But she was just tweeting Tweeting about the story I see the company saying yo you We trying to put this shit to bed and make it quiet And here you go You out here jumping the attaching to it Now you even commenting on this There's another story running the news cycle Yo you gotta get out of here too We trying to silence this shit And like you said the draft is next week Correct me if I'm wrong It's some honor amongst journalists They stick together like a crew Clearly not This is not normal to you Yeah no Yeah they usually do it And part of it honestly is because everybody got dirt That part Some blood in blood out shit You do that to me you don't know what's gonna happen to you Man you fucking We parked by the way It tries to hit my dog On some bullshit Just cause it make it like to get nasty It tries to hit him with your purple words Man Now that's how big baby relax Thank you baby pause too by the way Yo y'all didn't think that I know the podcast Y'all didn't think I would let the podcast in without I was shocked that we got this far without Bringing jail electronic Up saying free puff Was that what he said? I'm pretty sure he said Free stuff Like he was advertising Oh no that sounds like free puff I thought somebody had a joint he said free puff Yeah exactly Oh yeah he's handed out joints His hands in his pocket He had a dog He does try to get nasty Cause he tried to get nasty Do some animal abuse Can we hear from the Electroites Whatever the name Quite frankly I think it's A.I Yeah you can't This podcast is in the chokehold all the time man How do you know that You know how easy it is to overdub something When someone's holding the mic like this You can't make him say whatever you can't read the lips So y'all gonna ride to the ship Y'all playing Y'all a band just playing This is the thing All jokes aside I see it a little different than J.L.E.K But It's not that different than what people up here said I don't think he's defending The awful shit puff did I think he's saying Like he said they tried to hang my dog on some bullshit I think he's saying the shit that he actually did the time for There's no different way to say it The shit that he actually got time for And I agree I agree I agree with it It's a dangerous game We just said it last week I agree I agreed with this remember I said I think puff did awful shit But he got like the world's longest sentence for something That most people don't get often get paroled for I think that's what J.L.E.K. is trying to get Talking about I think the problem is I said a couple weeks ago is when you say the small Part and don't give the full context You can walk away looking like You're just defending puff Well when J.L.E.K. says because That entire quote when he says free my dog puff They tried to hang my dog Just because he into some nasty shit It sounds like I am defending Puff Yeah and I'm saying I think that Nah I agree if he did just say Free puff or you know It's what he justified something like that He's saying like Not what he's saying He's saying the sentence was not justified They trying to hang my dog because he got some freaky shit Every time I just want to laugh at somebody We end up unpacking it I just want to laugh at them And they want to tell the truth I don't care You have these niggas in the pot submission So now every motherfucking topper they breaking it down Because they are afraid And they hungry and it's the chef here That made ox tails, macaroni and cheese And rice and peas and they can smell it Wait but eat if not here Ox tail So I don't know I can't Validate the quality of this food That's like So the tail ain't plural No Ox tail is plural Really? Yes One tail You have multiple tails You don't have multiple tails One tail you have a bunch of pieces A lot of meat in that tail They thank you It's just ox tail Probably just one He got to check you out He ain't got to believe me He ain't got to believe me I wouldn't just take a Joe Blunt grammar correction On things value Joe was very nice with his words There's three cameras on the back of that galaxy The plural of ox tail Is generally ox tails with an S In standard English Particularly when referring to multiple distinct pieces of meat This is why you should trust me And not that That's grok Isn't that either Instead of me and not that It's the A.I. searches are very reliable So is Joe Budden when it comes to grammar I don't know who to choose That's a toss up I'm torn That's a toss up quite frankly Assholes Did y'all hear about The jury found Live Nation And Ticketmaster did operate as a monopoly I did I read the article that says that they ripped off everybody for $1.50 I was like I don't think that's accurate And there's another hearing to determine Because the states are pushing to have them broken up So there's another hearing That's going to decide the actual Reprecussion for it They just said yes We looked at everything, y'all are a monopoly Y'all are operating illegally So the next hearing is to say now I thought they paid niggas off to get from under this They settled But if they settled then how would they What's going on with my missing? I think there was two different cases Because I think it's like 39 states Well I hope they resolve them After the JZ concert At Yankee Stadium I hope they get rid of the bots They're a little service charge I'm keeping a buck with you Outside of the This might be a take that most people won't agree with Outside of the upcharging And the bots and shit To me they didn't really do nothing wrong I think they saw an opportunity And saw a void that wasn't being filled And they filled it When you start looking at The motherfuckers that just was on trial CVS owns this And owns this And they just refer everybody in a circle That's some bullshit Because you are a con... But there are other services That compete with Ticketmaster I think Live Nation, owning all of the venues Was just smart business in my opinion So I don't know Fix the odds But the other avenues That compete with Ticketmaster Are second hand markets Still buying the tickets through Ticketmaster And now reselling them through the second hand markets What they're trying to do is A seat geek or StubHub Will now be able to sell you the tickets first hand as well You as the venue Or as the artist could say I want to sell my tickets through StubHub I don't want to go through Ticketmaster I want to sell my tickets through seat geek So right now you gotta go through Ticketmaster And they own the venue And they own the parking lot And they own the merch They should be taking... Somebody should look into that after the JZ concert At Yankee State I would like to go to the concert and not spend $10,000 Like I was looking at Tickets And the Usher Chris Brown joint A few shows...come on man And De La Chonica Can't wait for him to get to the city Oh my god I am dying to see it That would be your negative digital tattoo Booking hell No it wouldn't Yeah nah Just for clarity The thing we saw last month was a Suit that was settled with the department of justice But because the number was so low The states The 33 states that were sewer rock nation decided to keep moving with this trial Because they felt like The DOJ didn't do shit It felt like $280 million was a slap on the wrist So now they're making them pay up They want to break them up That's what the goal is The goal is to break this shit up They're going to have to operate as separate entities You can't own the venues and own the ticket sale service That's the only way it won't be a monopoly Exactly It's no opinion on a monopoly A monopoly isn't fair and we have to keep shit fair So it could be fair Because if not everything would be a fucking monopoly And nobody would ever change the duty thing That's why we have anti-trust laws Boom pretty much We did that We did today y'all Oh my god we are such a good podcast Such an organized podcast No we have a few topics that we need to get to That we couldn't because Mark wanted to talk about Peter Buddenheiser or some shit So now y'all want to rush out of here I'm a little hurried Great because we got music to get to Let's see Ice you want to go ahead with this boss mansion Yeah man I was actually really shocked I was in a big deal and put a new project out It's called chicken talking bastard I'm sorry what's it called It's called chicken talking bastard I like the title I love the title Chicken talking is money Talking that chicken Chicken talking bastard Yeah and he's literally talking that shit Me and Mona were talking earlier Because she's like he kind of make the same song over and over No he says the same thing over and over But I don't know how else to explain it Yeah bro But the shit be it works His first project was the same fucking song Four times on that album And they all They should go like I don't know what it is He's putting his fentanyl in it He talks a level of Money talk chicken talking I wanted to hate it so bad but you cannot You can't I played it I had no expectations I saw 20 something songs I was like oh hell no Then it said 40 minutes So 48 minutes I was like well they're short then Okay But then shit goes If you enter that money talk shit You'll fuck with it Is there anything you track on that I should listen out for Is there anything about black rights or anything If it was there I skip those I don't want to hear my black That might be naked on the brim I don't want to hear my black rights talk from boss mandillo I would say How I'm living this dope motion party Going crazy out here Gas money it ain't easy Any of those Gas money it ain't easy Motion party is literally like buzzing everywhere Motion party you hear Open any these little IGs and tiktoks and shit That's what you're gonna hear That's how I want to consume my music I want to consume my shit in the car IGs and tiktoks Doing a hundred miles per hour You drive fast like that You too I got places to be What else came out of music We got the young The young OG with the The giant missy Missy and Kalani got this new track out I haven't had a chance to hear it This record is called Back and forth Kalani featuring Missy Elliott I'm gonna say let me stay on the topic Girl, woman, I do what I want to do Why you tripping when I come right home to you Why you so quiet The silence here like sirens It looks good here What in tonight might get violent When I fit too far You always get too vibrant Woo Woo I'm doing this later I do us a favor Huh Bye Bye Don't go with my makeup Be there when you wake up Huh Let's go, let's go, you go tonight I ain't going back in for tonight I ain't going back in for tonight I ain't going back in for tonight That is Back and Forth by Kalani featuring Missy Elliott Kalani's album is scheduled to drop soon I love that one It's not bad I like it, I like the track I can hear that at the little day party Yeah, it feels good It's a nice summer here I'm not entirely mad at it I don't love it, especially after Folded That's hard to follow up I think the Folded barge is too high That's a hard barge I think it should be easy to follow up I think the bigger your first hit then we're more open to your second hit It don't have to be, this just sounds a little formulaic to me, like label driven That's what it sounds like Let me just put the hot R&B girl with the Legend Hitmaker and whatever I get out the oven should be digestible You think Missy played a real part in creating that song? Yeah, I don't It doesn't sound like her I think she got a feature She jumped on there and did a little one Missy is way too brilliant Respectfully We don't have credits on this We do She didn't produce it She wrote a rap She's gonna be on there for the writing Did she write any more than her? How much? I don't know but I'm on Jewel by the way I don't even know if you could get Missy to feature today without putting her pen on the R&B side I don't think she's getting out of bed Me too, just feature check Versus writing this check Again, she's gonna get a song She's gonna get a writing credit Writing your verse and writing the song the premiere artist The future artist Especially coming off of the Calante de Yershi I don't see Missy just popping up as like a item here This track is supposed to be a nod, it's supposed to feel like Aliyah It's a So I get why you weren't missing on the track just for nostalgia purposes Why is it supposed to feel like Aliyah? Cause it's called back and forth? The pop I guess The track, it ain't It's literally the purpose of the song is to be a nod to Aliyah But where are you getting that from? From Missy and Calante who said this is a Oh no, so you believe that shit I mean it feels like an Aliyah It feels like it's me I think that's why it sounds like a It's a throwback song They're trying to make a throwback song There's 12 songwriters on the song by the way I didn't hear that I didn't hear that, I'm trying to go for Aliyah The only thing about Aliyah about it is the back and forth part I don't like it Play it again, play a little bit The beat, I can see how you would be like inspired by that pop I don't think it's all the way there But I'm just saying that was the point I can't even hear it I'm just gonna take y'all word for it That's that background vocal and the uh I'll give you that The drum program to me is an attempt at trying to capture that pop I don't think they nailed it I think it's an updated version but I can see why you would use that as a A reference A reference for the inspiration, even if it's maybe exaggerated And be clear, I don't think that it matters how I feel about this song I don't think she even needed to put out a second record She's out here Yeah, for sure Can I play you guys some new RJ The Weirdo? I'm not familiar with it but sure Featuring Todd Dallasign And this whole project Yo, if y'all fuck with me out there y'all know my uh softer side of a thug R&B tracks for the West Side Highway on a late night This whole project is absolutely fire Oh Grand feet one No no no no no no no no no no No, Joe Biden I And the only way I'm staying I see you working on accountability You look so good on you At least you're working on You ain't blaming me like you're the perfect one The perfect one An-an-an-an for Todd D I No, Joe Biden Told you from the beginning I know it all alone It won't be long for you come I see you working on That is called Track 3 New RJ The Weirdo Featuring Todd Dallasign Uh, this album is called At least she's beautiful At least It's fire It's fire and all the fire tracks They'll have no name Track 3 Yeah, no, is he Is he don't hear Hold up, hold up real quick Let me see if I can, there go Track 5 Let me see Check your man out though, man This Track 5, Track 5 I I I I Know that you never I I like what I like They have song titles now, you probably got it You're my guy, the one, man But you come with the one On at least she's beautiful These all have song titles What's Track 5 called? Catch a Body All in Word I don't know what version in my phone You got the doubles This is fire, man This is fire Oh, he's cooking now Alright, listen man, RJ the weirdo Whatever that track is called What number was that? Catch a Body I must have got the demo I just version of some shit Anyway Shout out to RJ the weirdo That project is Heat on there It's Heat on there Alright, see I've zapped the life out of my crew Should have played some RB earlier I potted them into submission It seems like Look at my crew now What Peter Button, Budweiser said What Peter Button house we said We don't have anything else that we need I just looked up some shit On the Roussini check They said all of the pictures came From a PI Like you said That her husband hired And so he might have been the one You know what I mean Giving the articles and leaking the information to Shorty Baby I got you, bitch Listen, you wouldn't creep in the best If your husband is putting the PI on you While you're at the Red Rocks If they on you You wasn't doing the best job of it Alright, I don't have anything else I need to get to Y'all don't seem like y'all are able to give good advice To this party show person I'm gonna do it anyway We might have it Malcolm sex at Gmail or some shit Alright, take shit and took off I have a crazy ex Say it, bro Get to the back of the line She stalks my current girlfriend's IG page daily Wow She throws subliminal shots all day every day Making it seem like we're in contact It's been years since we spoke I left the relationship after being cheated on She's seen the grass wasn't green On the other side with Duke And now is determined to mess up Our happy home with some delusional idea That if my girl breaks up with me I will run back to her She sees how happy I am And I know it's killing her inside But she has to let go Now I have switched my phone Four times over None of my friend group is in contact with her Yet she still tries So hard to make my girl assume That we're in contact some type of way, y'all I have no social media at all I work hard all day and come home to my family What can I do fellas To make this behavior of hers Stop for good To maintain a peaceful home Lock her up Ignore Ignore Your girl's IG should be private She knows that she already keeps stalking her shit Block Block How would your girl know That she already keeps posting subliminal shit If your girl not checking her shit too Thanks Unless she's leaving it on her girl's page Which she's like you said block it But you still have to entertain it to see what she's doing You gotta entertain it I don't I'm agreeing with you Even if she's leaving comments If you go press it and look at what she's putting You're entertaining it Yeah Shit I got none for her I got none for her Tough position to be in You gotta ignore it If it goes up a notch you gotta report it Shit is horrible Call the police nigga Sometimes you gotta rat Sometimes you gotta rat Sometimes you gotta rat Bitch ass nigga you scared Call the police boy You know what I already did We did it There you have it That do be some bullshit When the fuckin You cheat on your girl And then your girl get to talking to the girl you cheat with And the person you cheated would get the line About the shit y'all did together You gotta make your girl believe that the cheaters lying I can't relate Me either Yo dumb cause If you talk to that other bitch boy that'll humpa you Whew Shit Yeah I had a nigga Give me a bitch gift she gave back before Good day you guys Hopefully you've enjoyed this broadcast As much as we've enjoyed delivering it to you Such a lively bus we have They're so awake Keep us in your prayers lord knows We need to be there Until the next time We bid you adieu farewell Adios and riba dirchi Hasta la vista our foie so long goodbye or simple head Novel suffice Remember life is a series of moments and moments Past So let's make this one last You see Through Right to the heart Of me Alright I can smell Oxtail, tails, whatever you're gonna get you We gotta end this thing man It's time to go eat Lastly the baddies are insecure The stag that women wanna travel And to close minded women want you to Teach them things grab a towel or you might need it Rest in peace to my girl Ashley Robinson We love you we miss you dearly What y'all on this weekend Anything anything anything anything Hey DJ to 420 party upstate Hey Oh yeah happy 420 Yeah be 420 before we're back Awesome Here you go Down south Virginia More podcasts for 420 That's my mother birthday Happy birthday mama ish Happy birthday mama ish mark what you on What you on Mark I just got a bunch of kids shit birthday parties Karate swimming box and all that shit Benadryl Alright y'all Y'all hold it down What the fuck She put flyers all over the place I'm getting laid for my two shows at the Lena Comby theater And I'm also being honored on Monday in Philadelphia By the homosexuals because they love me I'm an advocate I'm mad that I didn't get a flyer over here You put them everywhere It's probably in your book bag nigga I took them everywhere I'll be at the Nick game tonight Go Nick's go Nick's go Nick's Staying on Also we got the town We got the Also we got Tyreason tank and all of them concert In Long Island also tapping in the night You allowed there? Huh? You allowed there? I'm going to Nick game. It's at 6 That concert's at 8 Can't do both Can't be in two places at once man Don't you dare Until next time Y'all have a good weekend hold it down Stay safe, stay loved And be married Nothing If I don't Love you Remember You know I better man Jesus loves you I miss you nippy Black Jesus, white Jesus For Joe Jesus For And the Joe Jesus Until next time y'all Peace and love I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you