Danmand is here for the Glock Store. Let me give you a date. Saturday, May 30th. You want to go to the Glock Store's open house and this is going to be, I'm going to be there. This is going to be, I think, my fourth or fifth year. I'm sorry. What? What is that? Like honestly, what just happened? Did you just pull a swallowing? That's the microphone. I had to move the microphone. Okay. I know what it sounded. Yeah, I know. I know what it sounded like. Definitely sounded like that. And there's, can I just tell you, there's nothing worse than sitting here knowing you've moved the microphone and it made that sound and you're thinking, do I address it? Are people going to think that I did a swallow well? That was the microphone. I hope I can pose you until Joan said something. Was the camera on? Hopefully people will see that the camera was on and that was actually the microphone. The camera was not on, so it's still anybody's guess. All right. That was rather explosive, but again, that wasn't me. That was me moving the microphone. Now it won't do it. Of course not. It won't do it now. Sure. So Chris just absolutely trolled me, Joan. Oh, did he, did he fart in your general direction? He walks in and he says, what's that smell in here? I wasn't asking you a question. I wasn't trolling. No, it's a, well I said I've got, you know, I've got some, some great coffee, of course. Yeah, that happens. And, you know, some paint peeling. Paint peeling? No. Did you hear that when you were coming in? Did you hear the, the, what people thought was a fart, which it wasn't a fart? I smell it. You do not. Wally'sBeanMachine.com is the coffee that I, I got. There's an ad. There's an ad. Okay. Can we just, can we not, okay, just stop, stop. Have you noticed that the only like segments that Sam really gets excited about is the farting segments? Yeah. Like anything that has to do with, you know, it's like you're 12, like Riker's like this. I think Riker at this point, Sam, I love you. Riker is more mature than you are. All of my kids are probably listening going, we don't, we don't say fart. We say two. Okay. Stop, stop. It's like, seriously enough. Joan. He should, he should, you should do one more. You should do one more because that's the first time I've really seen Dan go full dad mode where he's like, he's like, all right, all right. And I mean it. Stop it already. One, two. Don't make me get to three. Don't make me turn this radio station around. Next roll with Vernon Davis. I'm your host Vernon Davis. Okay, y'all. Thank you. Thank you. That's my, today we have Dietrich Wise through my example on the field, off the field, during game day in practice. That was one way that I led because then it led to success. Next roll isn't about what's next. It's about why they do it. My man, Bobby Bones. Like I've had a lot of stuff happen, bad and good. And so I don't have any fear of mixing it up. That's powerful, man. Next roll with Vernon Davis. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. And I love how Joan is just egging him on. She's just down right giddy about it, isn't she? My goodness. I don't know why that's so funny. So yeah, I don't know why either, Joan. Usually you're the mom of the show. I have two boys, you know. So you did. So if in case you're just joining us, I was in the middle of a commercial doing a live commercial and I moved them. He let one rip. I moved the microphone and it made a fart sound. He says this, but he has yet to be able to recreate said sound. No, I did recreate it. It was on the B right back screen too. So there's no evidence exonerating local. Right. Do you know what the funny thing is? So we can't confirm her deny that Dan did not lift a cheek. If you if you if you listen to I don't even I don't know. I don't know what in the world happened, but I moved the microphone. It made the sound and then I but then I was able to do it a couple times moving the microphone and making the fart sound and then apparently the pressure was released on the microphone because I could make it do it again. Check the tape. And by the way, here's the here's the thing. Very defensive about it. He's like the the the adamant in the defense. It really right. Yeah. Thou doth protest too much. No, no, no. Here's the stupid thing. Sam saw me do it. So he knows the truth that it was me moving the microphone and not anything else. All I know is I heard something. I looked up. You kind of froze. I was fine. And then Joan burst out laughing into my talk back. And then you couldn't contain yourself and had to stop your commercial radio professional. Yeah. Chris, what do you got for this segment? Chris, go. I think we keep talking about. Nope. We're not going to keep talking about farts. What? Why not? Why not, Dan? Because I think we've had enough. All right. Perfect. I got one. All right. Good. Go. Go. Gavin Newsom is giving free sex change procedures to homeless illegal aliens. Are you kidding me? Really? Yep. Keep it up, Gavin. Keep it up. There's literally illegal aliens walking around the streets of California. My friend Jonathan Cho was interviewing this guy. I'm going to DM it to you right now. Illegal aliens walking around California with fake boobs. Taxpayer money. Well, now that he's getting and listen, they're not even modest. Okay. Oh, yeah. And you know, it wasn't like this. So there's some Byron Gnome. They went, they went full Bazinga. I was going to say now that Byron Brian Gnome is no doubt getting divorced from Christie, he'll probably move to California to be around all of those. What did you call them? Gazookas? Bazingas. Bazingas. So this illegal aliens on the street. Yeah. And they're getting interviewed. And then they said, oh yeah, all the illegal aliens know. If you want fake and free boobs. Fake, fake and free boobs. But I think it's a little discriminatory because they're not doing this for the illegal alien females. Just the illegal alien males. All right. Here is a Super Talk TV. So you got some video here. What is your name again? Jacqueline. Jacqueline. This is the first time I am, I live in a shelter. Yeah. A lot of Latino here. So definitely some are migrant or undocumented. I think so. And me as a trans woman. Yeah. I feel safe. Were you able to get the hormones or, you know? So that's a dude. That's a dude. That's a man, baby. Joanie, you watching Super Talk TV? I wasn't. Can you tune into Super Talk TV real quick? Okay. Here I go. I got a reason. I got a reason for this. There's a reason for this. Yep. Let me know when you're there. Mm-hmm. Okay. What size would you say those are? Oh, those are a good D. Okay. So, or more. So this illegal alien dude was able to get size D boobs on our dime. And I've never priced them out, you know? Do you pay more depending on the size that you go with? I think you have to. That's a good question. I don't know. Joan? Works that way with David the product on the market. Except for lingerie. What do you put in those things? Like is it silicone or what do you have? Sailing now. Sailing. Yeah. If you got to use more saline, then it cost more. Theoretically. The labor wouldn't be more, but the... The labor wouldn't be more. It's a labor of love, Joan. Yeah. All right. You want to hear more from the illegal alien guy that got size D's? Jacqueline. Jacqueline. All right. Yeah, I see that with my doctor. So Medi-Cal, you got the breast implants? Yes. Wow. Taxpayer funded. So here in California, they gave you the breast implants here? Yes. Free? Yeah. That's amazing. On tax day, no less, because it probably came out yesterday. So perfect for tax day. What do your taxpayer dollars pay for? This is what your taxpayer dollars pay for under the reign of Gavin Newsom. Wow. Congratulations. Do you feel like that's a good benefit for other migrants here in California? Yeah, even though you're undocumented, you can get it. Did you do bottom too, bottom surgery? I'm waiting for that one. Wow, you're waiting for bottom surgery? Yeah. Are you happy with the results? Yes. Stunning and brave. Can get the top and the bottom. Awesome. Free. This is in your average podcast. This pod is about to be crazy. I don't even know what's going to happen. This is full send. It's just like a boy's scrap. Join the party. We threw like a spontaneous party out of nowhere. And we pulled off a crazy prank. Pranks, parties and viral culture at its wildest. Just seeing like the guys that you brought in and like seeing their different personalities and stuff. It's been entertaining, dude. This could be the greatest content build of all time, bro. The full send podcast. Dude, let's get ready to rumble. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Let's do it. When would else he is getting for free? Like, you know, he's just living large, right? Oh, I mean, everything. The rents got to be paid. The food's got to be paid. The cell phones got to be paid. The health insurance is obviously paid. It's kind of funny that the whole stunning and brave thing, really, because you don't actually accomplish anything except get surgeries. So that's insanity. No. Yeah. So that's where taxpayer dollars are going in California. I don't know. So is this on, is it Medi-Cal? So is that taxpayer dollars from strictly California or like in Minnesota? I believe so. I believe that Medi-Cal. Doesn't get federal funding. I'll have a check. By the way, despite the fact that, oh, Jacqueline there, whatever it is, has the size Ds, it doesn't help the face any. She should have worked on the face. Oh, geez. What? She looks like a man because she is a man. What? I'm just whatever. I don't think you're being harsh. I think you're being factual. Fact check, true. Well, it's just- Oh, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Get ready to be pissed. Why? Medi-Cal is jointly funded by the federal government in the state of California. The federal government covers roughly 50% to 65% of the cost. So one of those boobs was from you and I. 7131, 7131 says it's the same price no matter what size implant you get. They have a soft silicone type material that is nicknamed gummy that is used most typically nowadays. I hear them talking about that a lot on the Matt Murphy show. Goomies. They're always talking about Goomies. Always about the Goomies. Okay. My reaction was because she pointed out the face, but the other things he purchased were fine. What'd you say? Nothing. I didn't know. The super text line is blowing up. So I'm kind of like watching people's reaction to all of this. So I truly didn't hear what you said. I can't hear you over your stomach. Oh my God. You're killing me, Smalls. You are killing me. Anyway, no, yeah, people just stopped. I seriously stopped. Don't make me turn this radio show around. I've already done enough damage to the show this morning already. Oh yeah? Yeah. That chair got a hole in it. 2025 said Dan Farts and Man Boobs. I love this show. I'll tell you what. Anyway, very good. Oh, this is so funny. 1761, when does KGB get back? Shots fired. What? Now. That is, see, 2714, please, Dan, move on from Fart Talk. I try, but when my cohorts at 835, when they've got the mentality collectively of like 12, 13 year olds, it's, you know what? I shouldn't be the most mature person in the room. That never happens. What is this collectively? I'm bringing hard hitting news journalism. All right, clearly I'm not going to be able to drink my coffee because I'm going to spill it all over myself. Thanks to you guys. Hey, did you hear that Joan got, Joan knows the government $4,000? Oh, geez. Yeah, she sure do. Nice going, Joan. Thank you. $4,000. Now, how did you do to? I should start a GoFundMe. We could start a GoFundMe for you, Joan. I should just be smarter about how I set aside my. You could do that too. You know, GoFundMe account is always a good thing. You know, listen, this is the audience that bought Johnny B, a lawnmower. Were you here for that? No, but that's incredible. Oh my God. I forget the whole story, but something happened to Johnny's lawnmower. And so, and this is like a sore spot with Johnny because he like didn't want this to happen. But Phil Valentine, you know, of course, God rest his soul, sets up a GoFundMe account for Johnny's lawnmower and people donated. And Johnny was a, I forget the end result of the whole thing, but he was able to buy a lawnmower. We had a fleet of lawnmowers after that. Oh my goodness gracious. Yeah, I bet you, I mean, I don't know exactly what, I don't know all the details. It's been so long now. He probably had enough money left over to hire an illegal alien with implants to do the mowing for him. It's exactly right. Very, very funny. Anyway, very good. People are generous. He said, he said, Glenda, it's not what you think. Anyway, all right. It is 8.52 on Super Talk 997. Joan, what do you got coming up in the news at nine? Yeah, the latest on those storms that are arriving this afternoon. And we'll also talk about the Air Force and Space Force meeting some big time goals early. That's coming up at nine on Super Talk 997 WTN. Is he Pete Hegseth today? I haven't seen it yet. All right. With lots of good audio. Yeah, I'm going to play some of it. I'll play some of it. He came out kind of, you know, swinging for the fences against the Iranians, which he should. And I like the fact that that is indeed what the secretary of war did. Kind of a strange flex though, in the sense that, you know, for me, I think we've got Iran by the, you know, what's, and so. I got a text from at Murphy. What did he say? He asked me to spray down the room before he gets there. All right. You know what? I am so done with the three of you and other four of you Murphy show. I'm done with you as well. Moving right along. All right. I got a lot more straight ahead with. What is wrong with I can't believe you three like. Okay. I am. I'm going to tell you the way you're getting upset makes it so much better on every level. I just, I can't believe that three growing at a adults are, are technically four. I'm using math voice now. Laughing on and on about that. There's nothing funny about it. This is not funny, young man. There, there are. You better stop that laughing. There are parents that are driving their kids to school. And they're having to listen to three grown adults have fun with little toot sounds. You can roll out the big ones if you want. Nope. We're done. There was a lack of squeakers in there. Do you know if you think this is so funny, why do you, why do you like stink up your own show with a sound effect? Don't worry. I have no problem doing that on my own. Joe and much to my dismay. We have a minute left. Is that right? So Sam, why are you upset about that? Cause I wanted to go home. So Sam is apparently now isolated the moment in question to see whether or not this was a toot or technical difficulties. So go ahead and play it, Sam. This was me doing a commercial just to scan a few minutes ago when I moved the microphone. You want a goat? You want a goat? You want a goat? Sounds like a little bit too much bass to be a microphone stand. See, I can't get it to do it now. This was so frustrating. And that's why the audience thinks you never got it to do it in the first place. So stop it. Stop. You need to stop. Where do you get all this stuff? Stop. So internet. I'm just telling you that the last stop came with a side eye just for the FM audience. I'm going to, I'm going to take away your internet or severely slow it down even more than it already is in this building. Okay. You need to stop. God almighty. Every time you do it, it makes it funnier the next time you play it though. Anyway, so I just, I'm telling you, I moved the microphone during the commercial and it, and it made that sound. We'll be, we'll be, we'll be opening up my show with a poll on YouTube, whether or not you believe Dan. All right. Moving right along.
