MIKE EPPS: MILLION DOLLAZ WORTH OF GAME EPISODE 352

Hey, million dollars worth of game listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Right! You now tuned into million dollars worth of game. We got the legend on here today. The fucking legend! Listen, one of the ones. We the best! This one right here, listen, man. It is this, listen. This dude right here, we both from Naptown. We both Indian Ab and Coach fans. That's our team. Yeah! We got the best record in the fucking world. Come on, wow. Nigga, we got the best leader. I told you, man. I've been rocking with Charles since, man, y'all won the Super Bowl the last time, man. Yeah, I was on and off sometime, but I'm back. You know what I'm saying? You gotta go to one of the coach games with me. Listen, yeah, I do. You up, see? I'm really gonna be in there. They gonna love me over there. I don't think we ever gonna play Philly. We don't ever play Philly. In the Super Bowl. I picked, who I picked in the Super Bowl? They gonna play in the Super Bowl. Who did I pick to go to the Super Bowl? They gonna play in the Super Bowl. Three of the season. The Eagles versus the Colts. Woo! Yeah, it's gonna happen, man. This shit, listen. That was my prediction. That's a great, and did you say the Colts was gonna win? No, fuck no. I just said they was gonna get this. They ain't fucking my dancing up. They ain't gonna fuck that up. All right, that's that thing right there. You know what's so special is this. We got Mike Epps in the motherhood. We got Mike Epps here. Thank you, Coach. Hey, listen, they rated like the country up. We the ones, tour comedy tours going down. You know what's so great about that? I love when I see you with the youngins, man. Thanks, man. I love when I see you with them motherfucking young bunch. You schooling them, you in the back, giving them game. Yeah. You getting them. That nigga don't be schooled. Me be busing all them niggas in the back. Yeah, that's the same thing. That's the same thing. Fuck you and that fit on the floor. They be busing on me too. Them niggas be staring by that. That's the same thing. I don't put that on. I don't do no way that. Yeah, don't wear that on. Stacey Adams now, man. I'm pro and ung. I said, nigga, who am I tonight? Because you just called me ung earlier. Yeah. I can't be bro and ung. I'll ung, ung, ung. Yeah, ung, ung, ung. But it's good to be around that young energy. Yeah, it is, man. You know, because them dudes, you know, when you see young guys, man, as younger than you, they just remind you of yourself all the time. You like, damn, because you be sending yourself. I remember when I was in that stage of life. Yeah. You really can't tell them shit either. You really got to let them see it on their own. All right. Nobody gonna tell you shit though. Now, hell no. Couldn't tell me shit. I wish I'd have listened to somebody. I wouldn't have made so many motherfuckers mistakes. You know what I mean? I didn't think we was going to get you for the podcast though. I've been trying to get with y'all for ever been my call. I called on me. You talk. The reason why I didn't think we was going to get you, because I had seen you on a prior podcast and you had fucked up and then you said, I ain't doing none of that shit no more. Oh, no, that was that podcast. That was that podcast. That podcast, that was made, didn't make me feel right. So you could tell when people were, niggas is all right. And then you could tell when some of them trying to use you for click bait. But you said I ain't never doing a fucking podcast and get. Yeah, that's how I made it. There's our interview. No, no, no, no. Hell no. I'm gonna fuck with some real niggas every time. Every time. How does that shit out of y'all? How do I feel to still be in the game after all these years, man? I'm talking about you. You didn't been through like, you didn't been through the whole black comedy system of when it was being built to what it is today. I'm talking about you didn't tour some legendary stages up. And to still be here, still be relevant, still got it together. I do that feel like. Man, you know, it feels, that shit definitely was a blur. That shit went by so quick. But when I see guys like Martin Lawrence and Eddie Murphy and them, I'm like, I still got a long way to go. You know, it's always people that are in front of you that kind of, you know, kind of put you in your place when it comes to doing what you're doing. And I'm always looking ahead of me. That's like when I see DC Young flying all them young guys, and they be like, oh gee, and oh gee, I still got Eddie Murphy in them in my mind. Because I'm like, I ain't the old, I'm your old G, but I ain't my old G. That's right. That's how life is. It's always forever turning and growing. So I'm always respecting my higher level. When I'm dealing with somebody on a younger guys than me, I'm always thinking about my old G when I'm dealing with a young dude. Because I'm like, I ain't gonna tell him that I'm thinking about him, but I am. Just keep me in my place. See, OG to us is an older nigga that's offering game. That's right. That's right. You do got some OGs out here that be older niggas, but they just be original Goofies. They just be old Goofies. That's the real part. Original Goofies. That's the difference. That's the difference. It's the difference in an OG and an original Goofie. With the long ears and the teeth. Absolutely. So when them young, when them young is looking at you, they really, when they say an OG is really coming from a respect thing. Yeah, y'all too, man. I've watched y'all. You know, and that's another blessing to man to not only become successful, like you guys are and myself, but to have come from something and then make it here. It's a motherfucker. It's like it really makes it look really, really good. Yeah. Like when niggas see y'all, man, they like, damn them. It's like you gave people that was hopeless hope that you made it. That's like, damn, that nigga was in prison. That nigga was in the streets. Niggas took these losses and they still like, I think that's the payoff for this shit. I really think that, you know, when you come from the ghetto and you behind the eight ball and you make a way out, I really think that niggas like that is the real MVP. They are, man. You know what I mean? And then it's like, what the fuck you got to lose? That's why you gotta think about this shit. I always say to myself, like, when I look at us like in the ghetto, yeah, if you notice, everybody in the world worried to fuck about us more than anything. And we struggling the most. So I had to say to my, I was, I was, I was wanting to tell you, I mean, I was like, cuz. That's like, we some bad motherfuckers in the ghetto because think about this. How we fucked up, posted to be on food stamps section eight, this is the third. But everybody in the world worried about us a motherfucking day. Wanna be us. That in y'all worried about, we not even. Want our pain. Listen, and at the same time, we would take some shit. That's out of nothing and turn it into a good time. A black party, hip hop music, busting on each other. Like we found ways to find enough to turn nothing into something. And everybody in the world be worried about us all the fucking time. And we just be like, and we be going through. I'm serious motherfucking struggle. And the motherfucking be talking about us all the black people off the niggas are. And it's like, do you understand what we going to? We don't even know this job. We don't even know. We don't even know what the fuck you're all talking about. We still finding ways to make it. So when we make it, we like, man, the fuck out of here. I don't want to hear nothing from nobody. But it's saddest part when you do make it, it's two sides and you know this. Your biggest critters gonna be the same people from the ghetto. And that's fucked up sometime. So how do you tell the young boys when you want to talk with them? Because they right now getting this recent success. What game do you get in when they dealing with back home or calling family member on the internet? You fake it. You ain't do like how you change. You change it. You ain't give me 10,000 because I wanted it. You ain't shit. You know what I tell them? It come with the game. Yeah. And if you get in this game, you got to know how to deal with that too. You know, and you know, all of that is tied up in survivors or more. So you know what I mean? We feel bad too that we made it and some of them dudes didn't make it. Unfortunately, me giving you money ain't gonna fix your life. That's what I be trying to convince them like, you know, you can't buy these niggas. You can't, you know, pass a file. You know, it's a real game outside of the game that you in because it come with it. Just like when you sell drugs. You know what come with selling drugs. You can't be shocked if some shit happened while you're selling drugs. Like, oh, that's that. Yeah, my fucking, you know that came with that. Right. So being famous, that shit come with that. Niggas want to come around you and see what you're doing. Try to do it and figure it out. Damn, I can't do that. Well, damn, how can I, how can I get this nigga to need me for something? That's what they all, that's the main thing. They ain't go. That's right. What can I, what can I get in? Yeah, I need him. I need to see the nigga to leave. Oh yeah, just need me for something, man. But, but, you know, believe it or not, I think God gave us our success. We really, really helping a lot of brothers learn how to learn how to live without taking all these chances and fucking your life up. And like, what, like really, really, really in the streets, like really, what the fuck do you really want? What are you doing it for? What you gonna do after you get that shit? You ain't gonna do shit. I already saw the young niggas, but I never seen a drug dealer with a big house on the end of the hill and run off into the sunset. No, never. I never seen that, bro. No. Usually they, they, they be. Lilies. They be sitting in there with a bunch of stories. Farmers Utica Company, they sitting on top of a hill. Right. But that's real. You know what I mean? Usually they in prison with a bunch of motherfucking pictures in the background. And a bunch of old stories about their cars and the women they had in the troops. They took it. So get a good story out of it. This episode of me and I was worth for gamers brought to you by a new Amsterdam Vodka. Now life ain't going your way. Shout a new Amsterdam Vodka. You caught your wife cheating today. Shout a new Amsterdam Vodka. 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And I'd be like, yeah, because that was my way of bitten. So the old way to come drop the pictures off, nigga, I had all type of mink soons, alligators and shit. I'm like, god damn, man. You was a bad motherfucker. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I had it, man. Just a third of you. You was fucking my homie, mine too, man. You had the Cadillac, the Benz, the Benz. You had all that shit. They said you had a helicopter. I started adding shit. Just see people be like, yeah, I had one. They didn't know you did it. Lie to us, nigga. I even love it. Listen, when I got first got to jail, the stories, I used to hear that motherfucker, man. I used to be like, god damn, because they didn't know that I was an idiot. So I used to be like, yeah, man, I heard, man, you was getting it out there. Once the niggas peeped and they could lie to me, and they could tell me anything they do, they'd tell me all types of story. Yeah, I ain't man, when I first got to playing, man. I was like, what color was it, man? The fuck, I ain't. What type of seat you had in that, John? I heard about you, man. All the dumb shit. Because niggas love to, that's where you can tell a lie. What? In jail's the best place to tell a lie. He just told me a story. He's like, I can't really judge a nigga off of nothing, but it's common sense. It's the only way you can see how much money you got. That's it. But some shoes or something. They get husky in the jail. Yeah, yeah. That motherfucker be sitting there lying about, man, you know they took all. They went over, my mouth took 100,000. Yeah, me and all. And look, you been looking at the shoes, like, you ain't have $100 to get no first shit. You can get no common sense. But no, a nigga, no, listen, listen. I told him about how a nigga be telling you these stories all day. He hustling these stories all day. Just at the end of the night, actually, let me get two soops, nigga. You're like, you need two soops? You just told me $100, remember stories, nigga? You fucked a bitch in Philly back in the day. You had more diamonds than diamonds allowed. Like, you had the first cat of your Philly. You know what I'm saying? But that's the, one thing about us, our imagination is anything. Because I told him one day, he's like, man, well, oh, I need some game, man. I said, what's your name, man? I'm ready to go try out for this room, man, in the movie. I said, nigga, I said, what part of the, where you from, man? I'm from Chicago. I said, nigga, you from what part? The ghetto. I said, nigga, we been acting your whole life. You tell me what you mean. I said, black people been acting, acting like we ain't hurt, acting like we ain't hungry, acting like we got money when we don't. Black motherfuckers been actors all like, we had to act all whole life to survive. Acting like you tough when you was a pussy. You know what I mean? The motherfucking time, me and this nigga to act like we was tough. No, we was going to run. No, you was a pussy. You was too, nigga. You had some days when you was a pussy with me. So listen, we're in the motherfucking joint, right? There's no bullshit, Kev. You remember the nigga, the nigga snapped the gun for me at that time? I told him, let's see it, man. This shit ain't our lifestyle. What happened, man? I got to try to rob the nigga from his chain, right? Big Puerto Rican nigga, right? This nigga was big, right? Who saved you? No, you ain't saving me, nigga. Pussy, I came from out of that drug. Fuck out of you. Nigga like this fuckers, you do. He's like, oh. No, because I go up to him, you know what it is. He threw his dumbass. I say, you know what it is? He slapped my jaw and threw me around. He roughed me up. I was ready to run. I said, listen. No, because I was like, I'm like. Let me kill him. I'm like, listen, I was reput, listen. That day, he threw your dumbass on the ground. Your feet said. And listen, the whole time. I came to the bottom of that fucking truck. Fuck is you doing, man? Then you go get up. He go get up. This is door to the middle of a robbery, right? He's gonna get up. And the dude say, hold on, hold on. Because he, the guy, never even seen what Wilder was doing. Wilder just walked up on him and he just turned around. He was like, what? Like. Stell Blue Coffee's new can lattes are here. Crafted with 100% Colombian coffee. Each can is a good source of protein and comes in two smooth flavors, espresso cafe mocha and espresso sweet cream. And whether you're braving your morning commute or chasing your pup, Stell Blue Cans are for those always on the go. And for those who care, Stell Blue is more than just great coffee. It's about giving back. I named the brand after my rescue dog, Stella, who inspired our mission to help more dogs find their forever homes. Every purchase supports animal rescue organizations. So when you drink Stell Blue, you're not just fueling your day, you're saving a dog's life. Try the new cans today, taste the difference and make a difference. All new Stell Blue Coffee can lattes now available at StellBlueCoffee.com or subscribe on Amazon for 10% off. Did the grass demon, pushed him in that nigga feet. He hit the, he rolled on the ground. The nigga feet. That was my sign that this wasn't my life. I came from behind the truck. I said, what the fuck is you doing? You know my eyes get big. What did he have? A brain stroke? He had a big, no, he had a big ass. I'm talking about big ass. What a drug dealing nigga. Did y'all get it? Yeah, of course. So right. Yeah, we did. So after, after I come up, he gonna come up like a little kid. He gonna get off off the ground and say, I told you. I didn't do that. I ain't tell that nigga like that. I ain't say it like that. I just feel, I got a little aggression in him because he had the peace out. Because you know, I told you. Listen, listen, listen. He had the peace out. Motherfucker, you know, listen, motherfucker get the drawers, let it alone. You know when you laid the drawers on the wall. So I'm like, man, you know, but when I'm saying this, in the ghetto, my fucks, you know what I mean? In the ghetto, be acting like they tough. You know what I mean? This nigga, time this nigga almost got his kill acting like he tough. And I'm like, yo man, stand down, man. That nigga's real killers, man. I know the niggas. I was in jail with them niggas. Them niggas shoot you to your shirt, catch on fire. Lead them niggas alone. Right? Because I'm that type of nigga. To your shirt, catch on fire. I'm flamed, come out of it, but look. I'm jealous you. Out of the hole, fire comes out. I know some niggas. He ain't got a way of handing them back down, Mike. Yeah. Fuck them niggas. Of course. He, he go right in the bitch, but he, he, he, that nigga thought he was big, he ready to die. They had some boy. That nigga got shot one time. He got grazed in his head. That nigga screamed like a white woman in a black, in a black, in a black Fred house. That nigga went crazy. That nigga was, that nigga grazed his head. He was talking all that killish, all that killish, he was like, ah, I'm dead. That nigga died before. He the first nigga I know that died before. And I'm telling you, if you was there that day, that nigga said, I'm dead. I'm dead. Tell them, nigga, they graze your hand, nigga. They graze your fucking hand, man. You tell them what you was dead, man. You bet they was dead. They ain't grazed my fucking head, man. Where they shoot you at, nigga? Right here. Well, that's one of them right there. They graze you, nigga. You see it coming in right there. That's a graze. It came in right there. That's what he was dead from that. They grazed him. He died from that. There's one right here. Man, get the fuck out of here, man. You was jerking off and fucked up. There's one right here. There's one down there, man. Yeah, you got shot, boy. Fuck you, too. They worked them out, see? That's why the niggas, listen. The next day he turned it to a rapper. A foot of them. Went into the booth. He said, I'm done. I ain't that foot. Look at you. They shot you. Yeah, I was running. They shot you. They shot him. Like he stole the package. Oh, Lord. They shot them. They like he stole the package. When they muffled, I got a flat tire. This is a psss. Yeah, see? All that gangster shit. All that gangster shit, see? Her muffle was hot in the muffle. See? Guess what? Guess what? Your muffle put a curl-eye burn on your hair. And your crack. But guess what? You know, some hot coke. Hey, I was bitching. Well, Mike, guess who never got shot? I was bitching. I'm hot. The pussy. Because I knew how to say, I knew how to get, listen, my negotiation games, Samuel and Jackson could fuck with me. I know, Mike. Listen, you probably, but see, that was a part of your, that was a part of your survival, man. Yeah, he thought he was not. And that's the crazy thing about the streets is that, you know, everybody is acting. They will be cracking the fuck up. Everybody's acting. That's what I'm saying. Like you said, until that shit go down. And when it go down, it's like, oh lord. It's just crazy. I wasn't like that, though, when it wasn't that. I said, these bitch ass niggas shot me. That's the truth. You know how to call a nigga who I walked up on. They tried to get you. We friends to this day. I walked right up on it with three young boys. I sat on the step. I said, yo, man, call the ambulance for me, man. This bitch ass nigga just shot me. I sat on the step. See, he still wanted to be tough. See? Bugatti, who was my man? I didn't know he meant he my man today. That nigga ran down the steps. He said, yo, that's Kelly. He said, we you shot at OG. And he could grab my motherfucking arm. He started wrapping the t-shirt around. I said, you ain't no fucking doctor, man. Call the ambulance. He started doing that shit. Trying shit, all this dumb shit. All this dumb shit. He's like, hey, shit. They been watching TV too much. I said, you ain't no fucking doctor, man. Call the ambulance. What the fuck are you talking about? Hey, man, that's some, hey. Don't you love that shit, though, man? No, I didn't love your shit. I'm just saying, don't you love that you could talk about it. Yeah, I do. The niggas talk about it. It's funny. Because everybody don't have them stories. No, some niggas woke up in heaven. God is that you. Yes, it is. Come on in. You're right. He thought he said, he thought he said. What happened? He hit your biscuit. He ain't duck fast. He did. A lot of niggas make it to heaven. So I'm glad I could talk about it. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. We've been through a lot of shit. Yeah. And now you're cashing it in. This is your, you cashing in your store. You cashing in all your truths. This episode of Million Dollars Worth a Game is sponsored by Ro. And I'm a Ro partner. 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I'm keep it all we will my upbringing I wouldn't change none of it because I wouldn't be the person that I am today to even be able to deliver these messages right to these kids. Right. Feel what I'm saying the fact that I've been through so much she being shot being locked up with the 98 pounds of weed that she was ready so they really can't wasn't that good. No it was bad weed they don't really give you the higher charge it ain't no high offense they only give you real offensive is exotic so he always thought it out but he never forget that was bullshit read. God's he had reefer he didn't have he had reefer. I think I had the shit in a vanilla envelope. She remember back in the day with the seeds the seeds had a bunch of seeds in that motherfucker. He go like this. Cosmos man this is bullshit. Yeah that's why he ain't getting nothing. That nigga Bill was $100 man. And they got a $100 bill for 98 pounds. You remember the old thing used to taste the weed and go like this. Yeah. This is good herbs man. Yeah. That's what he was selling. You don't like this. All his customers was over 50. Yeah. You had a regular weed man come on man. Nigga Bill was $100 man. That Bill $100. Now what the fuck type of weed he really had. That's why he never he always leave that shit out. Let me just say this man. 98 pounds. 98 pounds man. $100 bill. I did though. I'm gonna say that Bill was $100. You know what I mean. But a lot of the shit that I've been through is allowing me to tell these young people listen man that shit ain't worth it man. Yeah. None of that shit ain't worth it. That nigga this I call him from jail. I call him from jail when he got billed out on that $100 bill. I call him from jail I said nigga. Yeah I see he was in the news nigga you got busted. That nigga was be I'm done man. I'm done man. He hit me with the jaw. He hit me with the jaw. He tell like your cousin you remember your cousin tell you. He hit me in the face man he came to see. I said the face. Nigga they ain't fucking fans come and see you nigga. You ain't need no breath. This nigga said I'm in jail. I'm like nigga ain't no fans. Nigga you coming up stating you get locked up. The fans came to see you. Nigga you have regular weed. They don't even move for that shit. That way it's the cost. First of all. First of all Mike. When he called me Mike. He told him the face. He did. He told me that shit. Mike when he called me right here. That bullshit. When he called me right here. 98 pounds. First of all dog. You calling from a jail phone. Yeah. Number one. So what nigga? He called me. What's up nigga? You got busted nigga. I see you on the news nigga. Nigga he didn't know you was getting it like that man. That was mine man. You're calling. That was my man. I was in the wrong place. He told me. He told me. The fucking people came to the holiday. The fans was on his phone. They take no I'm taking. They listen. The letter boys listen. Letter boys. Nigga they not I don't want to fool like nigga. They not worried about you. That nigga had 98 pounds. That nigga had 98 pounds of bullshit. Tell him he ready to get it. Yeah man. They ready to have him deal with John Gotti and them man. Damn man. I'm ready to go to. I'm ready to go out. You ain't going there with them with them. I had a buddy in prison for DUI. And that nigga was sending me pictures home like this. Nigga was a bad nigga. I talked about he ain't a picture with niggas that got a hundred years. One of the things that the pictures is looking down that he's like this. This nigga like this. Nigga got six months of nigga never deal with you. Yo what's the real shit? I ain't going to lie. Can I tell you some real shit man? You ain't going to laugh right? This nigga's funny. I got to tell you. This nigga's sweet. I got to tell you. Mike I got to tell you. And he might know me. You know me? Mike you know me? You make me feel more well at times. That's every drinking. This the funniest nigga. Mike. It ain't even close. Nigga never for a drink. Nigga never on the grass. This nigga going to lie. Mike I got to tell you some shit man. I got to confess man. Do you know when I got upstate man? I could wait to take a prison picture to the whole man. What's up dumb shit? I'm in the jaw of my man. I know all the drawers. Listen I can have a die hard jaw. You love the. Listen I know all the different faces. Yeah. Yeah. What's the other? Like niggas throw the jaw up and niggas couldn't fight their whole life. What about this one right here? Oh yeah that's the two pot jaw. Everything real. And then you got the joy when you hold your homie here. Y'all built four heads. Like everything is. Did I ask you something? So it asked me. So because this shit sounds too familiar to myself. You think you unconsciously put yourself through this shit. And not knowing where you was going to land today. But it was like you was a cat that fell off a roof. No you got fat ankles man. You came down on your feet like this. And you got fat ankles. You either move an athletic nigger in the face. That was the best getaway drive in the city niggas. Every time that motherfucking joint. Fuck see talking about. And we said the police straight getaway drive. I was a vicious getaway driver back in the day. Man nigger had a fucking Skylark with no license man. Motherfucking hell. But I wasn't well today. Today I got like anytime I got like that. But I was on feet. I was on feet so it was. Yeah. Told you you got fat fucking ankles. Man it was man for you. Niggas couldn't get away from. No but on some real shit. I always take it and I said this to a home girl. They did because she's like yeah my son he going to sit down. Do like 10 years. And I texted back I said jail saved lives baby. He going to be cool. Could do. Yeah. So my home girl we grew up together. He didn't get arrested. He got rescued. Yes because because what happened is. You know you're going to die on one of them days you was out. Yeah think about it. On one of them days you was out. You was going to get killed. Probably going to get killed there. You know what I mean because it gives you time to sit down. Grow. Reflex and grow and come. This is the third. It saved a lot of niggas life. Yes. Because when I came out of the joint right. This nigga ain't even know what time this is. He always asked me when I come out of jail. Because you done with that dumb shit. I said cuz man. I'm cool man I'm chilling man. You know everybody come over they got the cool talking to you man. They think it's a breeze man I'm chilling. Right. This nigga ain't know what was real till you see me running down the street on Instagram. He's like oh yeah that nigga done. Yeah. He done because the nigga called him. That nigga just was calling us. Yo. What happened to that nigga. I'm cool. That nigga went crazy. That nigga lost his mind. I said no. I said no. That nigga that nigga laid on the ground and put ketchup on his biscuit. I said don't wait till it's too late. Don't wait till it's too late. Don't wait till your family members. You wait for the ambulance to come. My mom for everybody in the family called you. That nigga crazy man. That nigga lost his motherfucking mind in the joint man. That's why that's why I was just I just did a I just did a special. I'm on the stand-up special. And that's what the special is called delusion. And the reason why I called it delusion because I said in this lifetime you gotta be out of your mind to succeed. And you gotta be delusional. You kind of gotta be blissful. You know what I'm saying. And then the only way you can do it like you did it because people think you crazy. The only way is a little shot the fuck out. Yeah. But but but we be in the car driving here have a whole conversation by itself like I'm not even anywhere. But go ahead say what you say. Yeah that's that's that's that delusion. But that's that's that's that's that who is he talking to. But that's what I'm saying. If you if you if you ever became who you you know because you know that part of yourself too. If you ever live inside that person every day you done. It's over with you can forget it. No and I'm gonna you will lose your mother fucking mind. And that's that's the part that saved you. Is that is that it was it was all imagination anyway. Yep. You tell me that's the part that saved him when he was in the joint. Yeah. I'm just saying period. I'm gonna take you know his girlfriend saved him in the joint. He was in a relationship. Let me get a line. But good sell court on fire. Valortize day night man is having a candlelight dinner. That was the sale next time on that wasn't my son. Nigga a candlelight dinner in the cell. He lying on me. You get to fight this shit. So cell catch off. You lying on me. That's another story though. But that's real. That's that's real. But I'm gonna tell you some real shit though Mike. When I was in prison I got a cell phone. That's when I first started my Instagram and I realized what was going on. So I'm watching the world. I'm like oh these niggas out there asleep. Everybody's still cool and tough. Yeah. They're all this time in jail. Niggas still cool and tough. Niggas still holding on to the street game. I said I got some of these niggas. So when I came out I understood that it was a battle for attention going down the time. Anyway. So I said oh they don't even know what they're doing. I mean I got some for them. So everybody was laughing on that nigga trade. I'm like no you're crazy. I just did 20 years in prison. You're still selling a package. Niggas you niggas is crazy. You still 12 tough. You 40 years old. You tough too still. You still tough. I seen you do something out of the day. And I and me and all three of us here that. I seen you at USC with your daughter. Celebrating her being in college. You tell my man this is a thing. I sent my daughter to the lake and she graduated. Now she going to Temple to get a Masters. Paid for a cash money me. That's right. So let me explain something to you. I did a post like about a week ago when I said don't nobody give a fuck that you a real nigga. Nobody give a fuck you did jail time. Nobody give a fuck about you shot. You niggas better wake the fuck up because you can't use that to pay no bills. You can't send nobody to college. You can't get no health insurance for your mother. None of that. That's a conversation. All that shit is bullshit. So what I'm saying to say is like I'm looking at anybody. Y'all laughing at me because I'm different. I'm laughing at y'all because it's same because I'm sitting here saying I just did 20. Y'all still doing the same shit we was doing when we was 16 17. Yeah. And a month fucking said damn well you don't fuck with niggas like that. So let me explain something to you bro. Some of these dudes a lot of these dudes we have criminal connections. We don't handle intellectual connections. Our connection of childhood was based off of criminal activities. It's not based off of like we was like it ain't based off of nothing. The relationships I have in life now is intellectual connections. It is business connections like real genuine people that come from different places in the world but we share the similar story or we got some of the common and connect. Yeah and the criminal and the criminal element was all copied anyway. Copy. Because you know one of the one of the fucked up things that one of the things that I noticed growing up as a kid and meeting all of these different guys from the streets that you know if I got in a niggas house and and met the niggas mama or I seen that niggas picture on that mantle when he was a kid or smiling on his mama we all copied crime anyway. That all this shit was copied. We all get fucked. We know music centers to prison. We know movie centers to prison. We was all copying all of us started out as good kids man. Every last one of us. Unless I mean of course when you was young you smelt a nigga that was an orphan that was a pissy nigga that was something happened to him when he was a kid. Them niggas is monsters. Right. But that ain't that's one out of 10. Right. The rest of us good mamas good parents grew up watching fucking Brady bunch. You go in there in the penitentiary and cut the soap poppers off from one of them niggas and he'll go crazy. Yo how the fuck you know about that. I've been to the penitentiary and I saw them up for the days of our lives in a day room. You better not cut that motherfucker off. Some gangsters are like these. They must have the same shit my mom watched. No because they mama's watched it too. I can't believe that shit man. And the way listen the way that the way that the way that the way that them stories are on the way the music come on and the men's voices and all that shit and how the motherfucker blend out and go to a it's a charming come on them niggas that's programmed from a kid. That's why they watch that shit in there. It's the closest thing they can get to their parents and their grandmamas of shit is that sound. The way that I'm telling you that shit is it's really crazy man. So and I tell people that all the time I'm like man you gonna go through life. It's gonna be motherfuckers tough as in a tough mother fucker. Oh my god I ran into these. You gonna see all the big bad motherfuckers that told them people man this nigga's in my neighborhood. I'm talking about man I it hurt my heart to hear that they was weak in an area because you want them niggas to be Superman. You like god damn not him. You know what I mean but what can you do about it. I knew this shit was a joke when I was in the penitentiary man and it was a niggas that used to walk around in the law lobby and he used to have every nigga that was a supposed to be historical you know not every nigga but a lot of dudes that was supposed to be historical street dudes from Philadelphia County. He found all the bullshit on them. He had all the paperwork. Oh yeah this nigga that told me from what's his name he told on it. I'm like damn I'm like damn it's really like they's a nephew go on me go ahead and cheer man square up man go ahead and square it up. I said okay but but but. They call this nigga time machine in prison. Yeah I did it in the toilet. My mom my business go. Yeah 20 years. Yep and I stayed out a lot. Nigga walked past the nigga cell when the old is look at time machine. That nigga said time machine. Well you know what man. Because you don't need a nigga happy in prison. Yeah but that's how you do it. My mom my motherfucking business. 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Zip Recruiter the smartest way to hire right. Now you know what I want to get to this. We don't want this tour right. One thing I like about this tour is that it goes from city to city. And I didn't been there. See you know a lot of people talk about you. You go to platforms and motherfuckers like oh yeah man they never even seen the tour. Motherfucking never seen the tour. They just talking. I'm there. I'm on the scene. I know these motherfuckers on the tour. Like I'm like these like when you look in that crowd you see people just enjoying it. When y'all pull up to that town that night in that crowd. You go up there. You in between these y'all you go up there. Talk to shit. Don't look like you on too. Listen up there. You on too. You on too. Yeah. You come out of your problem. Yeah. You bring the next nigga out. Come back up. Pop a little shit. Bring the next nigga out. Like you walking on the corner. Fuckin' with niggas. It's like the only you know you know what it remind me of. It's like the only tour that we got. Yeah. That's on this level. That's realistic though. It's realistic to the culture. You know what tour that was all at. That that shit remind me of. It remind me sort of like the open smoke tour. I only seen the open smoke tour. Video. That's right. I never seen it. You remember that smoke. That shit was all. It was personal. It was yeah it was like that. And it was yeah and it was it was it was really really culture driven. Yes. Like these dudes man DC Young Fly. Yes. And Mojo Brooks all these young dudes man. They are the up and coming guys. These motherfuckers they doing shit that I didn't even do going coming up. Matter of fact I didn't have access to IG. Yeah. We was doing these motherfuckers man. We was doing the fucking the laugh house on South Korea. Yeah. South Korea. Yeah. With D. Lee. Remember Light Skin D. Lee. What man. Man I was doing them shows man. I'll probably walk out there with 350 a week. I done did seven shows and they'll probably get $300 50 dollars. Three 350 dollars for a week man. These dudes here they making thousands of dollars doing skits. You know what I mean. So it's just the audiences are just different now. They they hyped you know this tour right here has got so many different flavors. The one one of the lot of things I like about this tour. Everybody's different man. It ain't none of the comics on there to act alike. Sound alike. You got Mojo Brooks from Chicago. You got DC Young Fly from Atlanta. You got Carlos Miller from Mississippi. You got Chico Breen. He from DC. Chesney. Come on man. Little ball on there. No little not this one. Yeah. He was on the one that we came to. Yeah. He was on. Yeah. But that's the thing. We all a family throughout the years. We all switch out. Come back. You know country Wayne come back. Oh shit. They got Tony Roberts on that joint. What. That type of legends on that motherfucker. I ain't even peeped that. And TK Kirk. Yeah. TK Kirk. But you know you got different generations on there. Yeah. It's different luck. You know J.S.K. crazy motherfucker too. But it's like y'all got just so much on there and it's like you coming here and you getting this. That ticket you getting this you getting this this big ass show. For affordable prices. And it's everywhere. That's right. Y'all hear that y'all affordable prices. You can get this ticket for the for the for the price of 999. Affordable prices. No shit. You might be sitting in the lobby for this. But no it's still and you know and you know what I like about it. You know what I like about it. This that time is it's it's couple driven too. I've seen so many couples in the audience. Man. And women driven. Yes. The women. The women be in there. The women be in there. And they like y'all too. That's what I'm saying man. Y'all need to come out man. We might do the next tour man. Y'all like the new Lauren Hardy man. We like Lauren Hardy. We might do the next tour man. Cold. Cold. The way y'all match. Oh man y'all y'all. I could watch y'all for days. And that's that's that's what I love about y'all man. Y'all not putting on no heirs man. Y'all telling the truth. And y'all being yourself. Y'all don't give a fuck about that. Bulls. And the kids need to see that. Cause that's what fucks them up. They out here faking. Yup. Nah. When they don't know. You gonna get everything telling the truth. You know how many kids. Right. You know how many motherfuckers won't die if they just was a bitch. And they just admit that they was a bitch. That's how I made it through most of my juvenile. But they ain't bitches. No no. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about some listen nigga. You know you ain't ready to die cause I'm not. That's right. I wasn't. That's right. Fuck you gotta act like you ready to die. It's cool. Nigga pull the gun out. See see see. I'm beyond a switch. You know how many motherfuckers. Ain't nobody ready to die. But not just that. Some of these motherfuckers acting like. You know motherfuckers pulled the gun out. I knew he had a gun. You didn't know the C.B. What. I figured a negotiating plan. What for. Listen man. What? That wasn't me. I don't know nothing. Like it ain't come back. I've been the same way. Muffers had an ego come back. I'm not coming back. Nigga ride me one time. Nigga jumped in the back of a car. I was at a club called the bottom line. I'm in Indianapolis right. I'm supposed to be taking my buddy's car and some money over at sister's house. I see the club because I was one of them young niggas that. I used to drive the drug dealers cars. Oh yeah. Even when he talking it's like he was Steve. But you look you see me in the niggas. Because that car you try to get you. Yeah. You can't get at the latest. That's how they knew people back then. Oh man that's Tom. He ain't even with the car. That's so-and-so's car right. That's Tony Michael right there. Yeah. So I get in the car. Yeah I'm in the car right. We drive. I'm in the car and I go to this club called the bottom line. And while I'm at the bottom line I'm at the club. Everybody out talking. Man it's a girl walking. Talking. And I'm right next to her. She talking. And I noticed I said this bitch didn't draw me to the back of the club. It's dark now. I'm like damn but. It was a convertible. All I hear was nigga jumped over the car. And put the iron on my head. He said drive the mother fuck man. The nigga had been robbing so many people. That nigga had all people changed. All his breasts like yeah. Yeah. This is all the change he been robbed people all day. He got changed. He pull up pull up pull up turn over. Cut the lights off. I cut the lights off. I got my hand on my eyes. I hear another car pull up. Them is friends. They arguing over the shit in the car. Oh nigga I got this. Oh I'm getting the speakers just trying to let you. Look I'll be just my eyes closed like this. He said get out the car. Nigga I get out the car and run. Nigga I'm running like this. You tripping running over shit. Nigga tripping. I told that nigga man when the nigga had the gun. I said man you don't need no gun. You can have this shit. That's me. But look. And my buddy whose car it was you know that nigga told me. Man you should have died for that car. Nigga you tripping I'm about to die about your motherfucker. Nigga. But you know how you do bike which is really bitchy. Anytime you throw your hands on your face it's like I don't even want to see you. I don't even want to see you. How would you think I see you? I don't even want to see you. And you like nigga you saw me. So fuck that. We not doing that shit. Nigga I done been in all the bitch situations. When I got locked up I told him when I got locked up a nigga walked up to me man. It's out of nowhere. So nigga I'm gonna hit you in your throat. For nothing nigga. I'm like looking at the nigga but that's you know that's what they do. See if they get away with it. When he locked up first week he was up there nigga pinched his ass. Man he called. No he didn't. He just grabbed my back pocket by mistake man. He thema sent it still me from somewhere else. He grabbed my back pocket. He ain't know what it's about. He pinched my ass. This nigga lying man. You lying. No little picture on the ass. See I ain't got none of those stories right there. No he grabbed my pocket. I ain't no he ain't pinched my ass. I think this one nigga was trying to get to that. What happened? Tell me what happened. That's what he was. The nigga was headed that way with me. What did he say though? The nigga just walked up to me and said. I'm gonna hit you in your motherfucking throat. What did you say? Did you get tough? Nah I'm just like damn. I'm like I just looked at the nigga like this. But we was in the wreck. But I was telling people when I was selling dope. I was always nice to the dope fiends. I would never mean to the dope fiends. Oh they ain't no joking Jail. So yeah so one of my buddies Louie that was a dope fiend on the street. He really really shriveled up. You know the jail they get. But in jail the nigga was like I seen him. And I said Louie he was like Mike what you do. He couldn't believe I was in there. He said man what the fuck you doing? Because you know my brother Rob and John. He said man we grew up Jehovah Witness and shit. So you imagine you see a young nigga. You got no doors to shut down. Yeah when I was kid yeah. And he say me he said he said knocking on nigga's doors and shit. Yeah. So he. So just imagine you see a young nigga. Because soon they just come in. Soon they come in. I'm fucking in the door. Like my fucking son oh shit. Hi. Your mom like hey cut the light off. Anybody coulda crept. You know what my grandmother used to do. Do you know the truth. Anybody like don't say nothing. So look I'm in the month. I was always nice to the dope fiends. So this dude Louie I seen him in there. He said Mike damn it. What you doing there. I said yeah man I got coke trying to sell some coke. He said man yeah this is how I look when I'm in here man. He said that's why I was telling the motherfucker they didn't know who I was who they was playing with. You know because on the street the young nigga. He's talking shit. Yeah because he's like he said they didn't know who they was playing with. I coulda fucked all of them up. He said man if you have any I said I got one right now. You told him right now the nigga just said to shit. He said who you know when the nigga say who. He ready to go get to work. I said that nigga right there. He was a man. That nigga was something. I seen a nigga over here talking to the nigga. He was whispering in his ear. He came back over he said man Mike he ain't supposed to look at you. Talk to you. He gave a old roof. Walk past that nigga. This how the nigga was walking past me. The nigga he whispered to. I said oh lord this nigga must be a monster. But the nigga Louie was a nice nigga because I used to sit in the sale with him and just make beats. And he sang I remember this. He'd be done a little bit faster. So I had a little music for the nigga. He had to be a producer. He was a producer. I was. He was a jail producer. I used to do the nigga was sitting right here in prison. This nigga got hurt man. Oh I'm a go- I'm a remix. You know how you remix in a jail. I moved that coke. Coke. Coke. Coke. Coke. Coke. Coke. Coke. Coke. Coke. White snow flower. I moved that coke. We the new skatties. We the ones. That's what I'm talking about. We the ones baby. We the ones. I made you the ones. This nigga was he was for next two times before for next two times. But did you listen did you get tough after that? Because now you knew you had him back in your plate. No no no I I wouldn't know I would never know God it took advantage of nothing. I ain't never took advantage of none of my power. I ain't never even if I even if I thought somebody intimidated by me in some kind of way I never took advantage of that. Because I I know what the other side feel like so. You know and I know my real truth. That's why you know that's why I tell the truth because I'm like just tell the truth man. You know it's like it's like what I learned in the street is like the real killer niggas. They love the niggas that wouldn't kill us. Yup they wouldn't. You know what I'm saying. They that's who they wanted to hang. That's who they was. That was that was really their kryptonite was like a good nigga in the neighborhood that they knew. That knew that they they're wetting in the street. You ever see a nigga like that? I don't even know that. I've been a straight killer and his friend is a nerd nigga and you know it's like how the fuck did you niggas get together but you know. That the killer nigga be so paranoid he need a nigga around him that he know he ain't doing absolutely nothing. Yeah that's what I always I yeah I always remember I always remember that. I always understood both sides of the of the what that is you know. But but the wild thing is is when you was in the streets and you did shit and you know it was fucked up and then you get blessed later on in life. It's kind of spooky. It's kind of scary because you know you'd be like most of the bad shit that happened to me is when I was having fun and I was just like boom it's like damn so it keeps you from having fun. You like instead of walking like this now you walking through life you like this around the smoke. Yeah like boy every time I have a good time something bad happens. You get paranoid. Something get fucked yeah do it. It happens like that when you get money and see that's what happened to them drug deal when them niggas getting money in it. Niggas is traveling in it. Niggas is out in the Bahamas what they did to them spending money. Yeah nigga that's when the fairs come. So when nigga having fun nigga I just I was there oh god that's the killing dance. You get this money. That ain't truth though. That ain't the truth because when he got locked up with the 98 pounds the fair he said the fairs came he wasn't doing he wasn't doing all that shit. How did you get caught with 98 pounds bro? Actually actually honestly somebody told on you. No I wasn't even under investigation. Just a random stuff. No listen no they smelled the real thing. They was actually it was in game. He said they smelled. It was a real unique smell. Can you smell a reef in it in 2000? It was actually investigating somebody else in the neighborhood. And it was the fairs. They were sitting on this nigga. Even if you go back and read the article they say they seized a hundred bricks. But it wasn't with me that was with him. You feel we had nothing to do with each other. That's the nigga you told him when he got in the fair. You got crossed in a investigation. What happened was they were sitting on a nigga right there. The next house. A nigga came in the house. A nigga came in the house. He left out. He he drove off. As soon as he make a right they jump on him. He called me yo yo I think they sitting on the house bro. But I they bled they bled they just pulled off. They pulling me over right now. Da da da da okay. I walk out the house. Lexus. Old white lady and a young black guy. Okay walk to the corner. Mini van. Okay I got y'all. Walk to the neck. Oh bam. Walking the store. Go back in the house. Put all that shit together. Get that on us. Yep. Wow. Just like that. Left out the house. Jumped in my car. They jumped right on me. Pulled me over two blocks away. I ain't got nothing on me man. What was I intended to deliver? What was we in the house? Yeah. How much was that worth? More than the people what they said. They fucked him up though. Cause they cops is mad they got in there. They seen all that bullshit laying in there. The fuck you keep it honest. Cause they thought they had the right house. No. See what happened was they also locked me up. Right there. Without no warrant. Without nothing on me. Yeah. Nothing. They locked me up. So you beat the case. Yes. He told to. The fuck out of it. They got a guy at Goskey. He told him to the real. You know what they like to dream team. I think they didn't tell on the bottom. Six of us. Nigga. Me and my wife. I probably knew about that. Nigga life Brown. Nigga one in here like this. Dream team nigga. What you get? How'd you beat an illegal search and see? No. Yeah. It was illegal search and see. No. No. I did not beat it. Cause it illegal search and see. Stop. I beat it because of speedy trial. And this is the best advice I could ever give anybody. That's being tried. In the city of. Alley and jail house lawyer. Listen. Yeah. Cause they take time to get there. Listen to that. That's right. But listen to this nigga. Don't. The best thing you could do. Is a speedy trial bro. I know that. They got six or you got 180 days to try you. Philadelphia get 15 gun cases. 45 car Jackins. My fucking 16 rapes. 13 homicides. This should a day. You think in a hundred days. I'm not gonna say that anymore. But damn it. You know what I'm saying. In a hundred and eighty days. You think in a hundred and eighty days. They gonna be ready to try you. When they got 11,000 motherfucking cases. They're not. Because when my lawyer got skill is that I'm putting it for a speedy trial. I was like a speedy trial. Nigga why the fuck nigga make this shit lengthy. Make this shit 10 years. What the fuck are you talking. Now you know they you know they they pick a twos on that though. What you mean. Like if you got a case where they want to they. But oh yeah. But they gonna get. But what I'm saying is. But what I'm saying is I knew. I knew. They didn't have evidence on me. Well why you tell me the feds was on you though. They they wasn't on you because they didn't even worry about your case. It was fucking. You know why. Because nigga. He said hey you and he and the gentleman. Nigga's in the fair and they better than the nigga. No no no. Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question. He said the feds was on you. Let me ask you a question. I don't fuck with no stay shit. Let me ask you a question. Nigga. I'm a fed. That dirty ass. Nigga went to the feds for being a gang member. He ain't get no money. Nigga won't even get no money. You just got to get a re-go under the fed. Man I don't fuck with no dirty ass state shit. All my shit is federal. He mad because he was up to state. But I'm gonna say this though. You know what I mean. Listen. We the ones the tour coming to a city near you. How many cities you going to? Man we got 30 cities. You starting off with our hometown, Naptown. Naptown. We're gonna end up where? Where's the last city at? Natives. Oh that's a hell of a name. Another BMN production. That's what I'm talking about. To my man big Blake out there man. Damn big of a habit man. Yeah man. We all young black men trying to get some money. Stay free and stay out the morgue man. That's all. They got his own company. Talk about his company man. Blake's company is incredible man. Blake's been doing this successfully for years man. Not only with comedy. Blake does shows with Bobby Valentino and many many others. He just meant Bobby by that. He knew shit with record artists. Listen, listen, he recorded all this. He connected to the venue. You know, that G Herb on show on the scene. That was Blake listen. That was him. Like everything you just see, he doing this thing out here man. So he's definitely an option if you try to do a tour. Before we get out I just want to put this on the line. Too Philly niggas man. This nigga right here is the funniest nigga in the world. Yes he is. Oh I like that man. My niggas know that. My production people know we argue all the time. Yeah I mean one of them through Deichappel out there. Shout out to Dave too. Well you know the thing of it is that all of us brothers in the business we all are funny in our own way. Right. But their style. Some people like Doritos. Some people like Lays. It's just different styles. You know why you connect with me so much? Yeah because you talk about ghetto shit and household shit. Come on man. I had an aunt and everybody had that aunt if you grew up in the ghetto. You know I went to school with a nigga with the short arm. Everybody had that. Were you talking to the old age guy with the knit bag? The nigga pulled his pants down when he was taking the piss. Old ass now. Leave me alone. Everybody. Motherfuck the old age with a bunch of keys. You ain't gonna just sew down the car man. Like come on man. That shit ain't a man. That's why that shit connect with me so much. And you do the type of comedy that I enjoy. Oh and I got all that fucking keys. Bam. Yeah. Bam. Yeah. Bam nigga. Because that's how yours is. Bam. I don't like the long drawn out story. Y'all just like that too. You're one of the joke at the end of shit. That's not my type of comedy. My type of comedy is. Look man when y'all do the Walo and Gilly movie I need to be in it. Yes. Say no more. Yes you do. I would love to work with y'all man. Y'all niggas is hilarious. And hey man what can I say man. Great job. Y'all did a great job. Appreciate you brother. In your life and you're doing a great job with these youngsters. So many kids look up to y'all man. Thank you. Because y'all came from something and y'all giving it back. And you're doing it in a positive way. You showing kids every day they can do different shit man. And I love that y'all been through shit. Because now it's like they don't feel alone. They like oh shit. Because at first they was up against kids who went to college. They was comparing themselves to shit that now they looking at the success of it. Not only did Michael Jordan made it. Two niggas from Philly that was criminals made it out of this motherfucker. That's some cold shit. Anybody can make it to show you that from our country. That's right. That's what we from. That's right. With the right mind fine. He was just like in jail wrestling about his ass. No I never got that far. Yes it was. None of the fucking did. You fucking lose him. They came in to sell him and the niggas was in the same jumpsuit. Like this. She got wild on him. He was in the front of the jumpsuit. They was in the same jumpsuit. Like this nigga lying to me man. He was in the front of the jumpsuit niggas. This nigga lying. He lying. They just retried to zip up. So you going for this dumb shit Mike? Mike you believing that dumb ass shit. Hey man. Hey man. Hey man. They really believing this stupid shit. This nigga lying. It's being child we in the onesies. It both of them. They suck. But listen man. Just being dollars worth of game. This the legend. Yo crazy man. The legend man. Mike Epps the legend. Mike Epps man. I love y'all. We'll ain't got no money. Middle ones tours. It is just like that. Right. At AJ Bell we believe investing is for everyone. And when we say everyone we mean your dad. Dan, Danielle, Dean, Dave, Dale, Del's delivery driver Denise. Denise's dentist Dinesh. And Devon's strongest man Donathan. Donathan. Donathan that can't be right. Donathan. Well whatever your name is. If you're a real person investing is for you too. AJ Bell feel good investing. The value of your investments can go up or down.