And look, look at this beautiful pirate right here, the Attorney General Pambani. And Ben, was this your idea to bring Governor Scott out? Absolutely. You know, I'm born and raised in Tampa. I've been doing this my entire life, and I wanted the governor to see how great Tampa Bay is. This is our proudest tradition, and we are so thrilled that we're being invaded by all these crazy pirates today. Hey, everyone. This is Leon from Prologue Projects. On this subscriber-only episode of 5 to 4, Peter, Rhiannon, and Michael are going deep on Pam Bondi, a dog lover from Tampa currently serving as the nation's top law enforcement officer. If you've been paying attention to the news lately, you've probably heard Attorney General Bondi yelling at members of Congress during a hearing on the Justice Department's handling of the Epstein files. You don't tell me anything. Yeah, oh, I did tell you because we saw what you did in the Senate. You're not even a lawyer. During the hearing, Bondi did everything she could to deflect from the actual topic of Epstein's crimes. And in doing so, she told us a lot about the role of the Attorney General in the second Trump administration. The hosts thought this would be a good time to talk about who Pam Bondi is, where she came from, how she got her job, and what her recent congressional testimony says about her allegiance to Donald Trump. This is 5 to 4, a podcast about how much the Supreme Court and Pam Bondi suck. Welcome to Five to Four where we dissect and analyze the Supreme Court cases that have drained our civil rights like Swarovski Shrek draining my bank account I'm Peter. I'm here with Rhiannon. Hey, everybody. And Michael. Hi. Yeah, I liked getting a glimpse of Swarovski Shrek off in the background of your video. Right next to the photo of me and my wife on our wedding day. the wife that's about to divorce you because of swarovski shrek men can't have hobbies anymore so we need to tell this story and then also just dropping in the text thread that swarovski shrek was mentioned on cnn today like yeah well they didn't mention me on cnn there was like a little bit on some like late like saturday night cnn show a comedy slash news show they had a bit that was like which costs more this many roses or this five inch tall swarovski shrek obviously some cnn intern saw that i posted about swarovski shrek on blue sky and then it went viral and then they they did this bit but i i was not mentioned which is obviously offensive i felt a little bit kanye taylor you know i made that bitch famous Folks you might be wondering what Swarovski Shrek is but let me tell you it exactly what it sounds like It Shrek made from Swarovski crystals It a Shrek figurine It's a meticulously crafted crystalline figure of Shrek. Five inches tall. Someone on Blue Sky a little bit ago posted, like, look at this Swarovski Shrek. Anyone who buys this deserves to have the rest of their money confiscated. But also, if you do buy it, give it to me. was the original post. It was like, this is also a very beautiful Shrek figurine. Yeah. And I saw it and I thought, could I write this off if I put it in the background of videos? Right. We're experimenting with putting some video clips on social media, right, of us podcasting. And Peter has struggled with his background. Right. He's in a room with a slanted ceiling. You know, what do you put in the background? And so Crystal Shrek. visual interest crystal yeah and i'm gonna be honest it cost 750 and i went to the swarovski i went to the store in person you bought this in person it's incredible i found out that there's a store at a mall nearby and i was like well this is funny i i looked up online whether they had it and it said they didn and i was like oh i just gonna go to the store as like a social media bit Right for the bit Yeah yeah yeah And then I walked in a store with my wife who not loving this uh if i being honest and i like hello i am here for the shrek and they were like yeah no we just got him in and i was like oh fuck um and they like showed it to me and i was telling you guys about this but like these workers did not know what to do with this situation. And neither did I, because I can't be like, I'm not serious. Like, I'm going to buy this, but it's not serious at the same time. I'm buying this as a bit. Right. And these workers who I'm sure, like, make commission are like, you know, we also have donkey. Dude, they kept pointing to other characters. They kept being like, the Puss in Boots is also pretty cool, huh? Hey, folks, if you want to hear the rest of this episode, you're going to have to subscribe. This episode is one of our premium Patreon only episodes. Membership starts at just five bucks a month. If you want to hear the rest, join us at Patreon dot com slash five four pod. That's five four pod all spelled out. Members get a bunch of stuff. Not only do you get access to the premium episodes, but access to subscriber only events, discounts on merch. and at the $10 a month level, you get bigger discounts on merch and membership in the incredibly rowdy five to four slack. So again, that's patreon.com slash five four pod, five four pod all spelled out. Become a member today.
