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As we await eagerly the release of Toy Story 5, lots of people on the internet are producing their own Pixar trailers. We've already covered some of them in a previous installment of this high-level art criticism. The producers have assembled the latest viral Pixar trailers, and it will be up to me, maybe up to you, to decide which one should become a full-length Pixar movie. Take it away. I'm coming for you, Dad! Two to three years, Dagestan. Coming soon. Alright, it's a little much. It's a little complex. You need more references, I don't... but okay. Dad? I'm gay. Peace, kid. See you in heaven, maybe. Disney and Pixar present One Way Ticket to Hell. Coming this summer. Wait, but he says see you in heaven. Well, enjoy AIDS, I guess, right? Did I miss something there? It didn't... He says maybe, but not for that. Maybe. Yeah, okay. Well, I'm seeing a theme. There's really a theme of black gay teenagers. That means you get. Yeah, I don't know. It's fine. Okay, it's fine. It doesn't hit as hard for me. I know the first two. Okay, I don't know. I'm not making a feature-length film out of those. You don't gotta be a Y-N no more. I got a better way. Quarter-Zip. What's a Y-N? Is that like an N-word? Basically. What's the Y stand for? Young. Oh, okay. Yeah, alright. That's kind of what I assumed it meant. Quarter-Zip. Wow, that's great. That's really nice and a good lesson. If we just passed out quarter-zips to every 12-year-old in the country, you could do a lot to improve the youths. Okay, next one. I don't know if there's a place for me in the world. There's a place for everyone, Karen. There's a place for you as well. It's perfect, kitchen. I thought I would be just cooking. No one said anything about the dishes. Alright, that's a more direct, yeah, okay. There's a more direct joke there. That's okay. There's something I need to tell you. I think I like girls. No son of ours will be straight! Get out! What? Hey, there little one. Yeah, okay. 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We don't make the movies that we want to see. We make the movies that we want to want to see. That's how I feel about Toronto, man. So that's still in the running. She's beautiful. She sure is. Congratulations, mom and dad. But how? I mean, she's so different. Different can be a gift. Coming this summer. The kids black, but the parents are white. So, do you get it? I get it. Okay, whatever. It's in the running. In a world where Snickers rules the skies, one man dares to be salty. Please, no Snickers. SICKERS! When the world goes nuts, only one man can wear the crown. What's up, fool? Not to- What? Hold on. Wait, what is that? I don't really get that. Hold on for a second. Jacob's going to send you a reel. What? For a second, I thought that Snickers was just a euphemism for the N word. Are you sure? That that's what they were doing? But then what's with Burger King? Jacob's sending you a clip. Let's see this. Oh. Wow. Okay. Okay. I guess that reference was so niche. I didn't even pick it up. But I guess because of that, it's now very much in the running. Ma'am, you listen to me. I'm trying. Could you please. No down. No down. No slowing down. The bank will freeze everything unless you move. Now. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. Unless you move now one click it's all my savings do it from Disney and Pixar. Okay. All right All right, that's it. That's it. Okay. I'm really torn now between the kitchen and the Snickers one it's just which Which is funnier I guess I would want to see the Snickers one is a full-length movie because One you know racial tensions is a perennial theme in human life So it's inexhaustible in that way, but you can say sexual tension is as well, but with the with the Kitchen joke I get the joke immediately. I Just get it right you I don't know if there's a place for me and he says your place is in the kitchen Ha ha, you know and then that's that's it. So I get it. So I don't need a whole movie about that Whereas with the crown guy and the Snickers guy, I don't even know what that meme was until after I saw it And now I want the backstory. Why is he wearing a crown? Is this your game? Huh? Why where does his hostility toward the Snickerses come from is it just from this incident was there something in his past? Where that's what okay, that's the one wonderful movie that Coming before or after Toy Story 5 I'm Michael Knowles. 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