where she was basically like, now this is a, this is what they call a saucer. You put your coffee cup on it so it doesn't spill all over your illegitimate children, you animals. I think people got a little burned off by that. The guy from before you called me, Sam Levinson called me over the summer and said, there's this thing we want you to do where Hunter, your sugar daddy and your paying Hunter Schaefer and Hunter Schaefer has you on a leash and you're walking around the floor like a dog. They're going to have an army of morbidly obese, heavily medicated Disney adults and that's just what we've got. That's what we've built in this country. That's our front line. That's our front line. Just 48 year olds, toast with pros act, dress like toddlers with Mickey Mouse backpacks running. Well, we had a real firecracker, Dana. You predicted it and then we did it. Tim Dillon. Oh boy. Tim Dillon. Such a funny podcast. Such a hilarious dude. Always has opinions. He was on lights out. We talked about that, which is this show. That's where I met him and then we made him have a little special segment on there and he just couldn't give a shit. He makes fun of everybody, everything, both political sides. We talk about so many things and he's a great riffaholic. Yeah. I mean, I really enjoy it. At a certain point, I was just like, okay, just feed him something and then he'll go on a rant. Kind of reminded me of Dennis Miller and Rush Limbaugh and had a baby or something. It's like this high energy and he never says, he never says no. Whatever you say to him, he starts running with it right away and it's dripping sarcasm, but ultimately it's always just going for the laugh. It's always funny. Almost always offensive, always hilarious. Offensive and funny. And like you said, you said it well, he's got good word packages. To talk quickly on a subject we're just throwing him and then he puts it together in a nice little packet. It's pretty smart. I mean, it's hard to do. It is. Yeah, it was very, very fun to listen to. And I'm saying, shit, I shouldn't because we're just getting caught up in like how funny it is to just make fun of everything and to just say whatever comes to mind and be like, it's all comedy. But anyway, here he is, Tim Dillon, one of our new favorites on here. Oh, fuck me, man. So I'm the only guy hatless. Yeah. How are we? Good morning. Tim, I almost bought you. I saw these big shades when I was on the road at some store on the road and I was like, these, I should get these for Tim. But I should have. It would kill me to buy him something and be a good friend. No, I know. It's good to hear about that you thought of it though. That's really the thought that counts. I think that's the most important thing. And still that I spent my money on zingers. Where were you? I was just back in the Virginia run. The confident for the Virginia run. Yeah, just like all these towns and then you go. I was actually, Dana, you'd be excited about this. Tim will be bored of fucking tears already. Duke was playing in Norfolk the night I played and then the next night I went, they were playing Yukon in that city in the building next to me. Did that hurt your ticket sales or what? It's the can. I made him better because I would fucking love this. Spill over. Tim, he's like, can you go to 7-11 and grab a big cup? I just pointed at someone and said, coffee please. This is early guys for me. This is 10th. I would have done it later. I just thought you're always up and at him. I am up and at him. I like the mornings to record. Tim is a friend of mine, Dana. I'll give you a brief history. Saw him on lights out because Adam, he told me he's funny because I don't go out of medians. And then he came on. He's very funny, said something very inflammatory of course immediately. And I was like, oh, we got a live wire here. And remember that Tim? Yes. It was a big moment. I enjoyed that. By the way, I loved doing that show. Yeah, that show's built for you because he just comes on. He knows a little about everything. So you give him any subject, he starts talking and then we did it a few times. And then after that COVID hit, no one's blaming Tim, but no one's not blaming him. And then we started having dinners and hanging out. It was fun. So then he went off and did whatever. Well, the legacy as follows, and there's probably more, right? So where was Tim in Stardom or Nicky or Theo when you put them on lights out compared to where they are now? You know what's funny is Theo is a bit of a unicorn in the way that he handles all of show business decisions. And we were getting to be friends, but he said, I don't think I'd be good at lights out. And then he came on maybe once, Heather, I think he came on once. But it wasn't right for him. It's perfect for Tim. It's perfect for Nicky. And then we all got to be friends. And then Tim has a special called, what does it call on Netflix? I'm your mother. I forget. I'm your mother. Yeah, it came out last April. I forget. Everything moves so quickly now. I do forget. But yeah, it's on Netflix. And I love doing that show. We did a we did a special little thing on lights out where I came in. Oh, that's right. Right. We had a little segment. You gave me a segment. This was like, amazing. I just moved to LA. And I got like a little segment on lights out. It was it was a lot of fun. And we love Adam. Obviously, he's the best out of me. And I missed that show. I think there needs to be a show like that where you come in, you do quick, funny, topical stuff. And then every week, you got to write new stuff. Right. Now, that's a great thing. It's a good reason. And some of it's a little undercooked when you get out there like my own stuff. But at least you're talking about things that are new. And then sometimes you stumble into a bit. It's good. Well, well, one other important observation about that, because I did a few times too, just the Feng Shui no band, maybe 70 people, 80 people felt very intimate and very good when you're out there. Like it was close to you. Some studios are kind of distant, too much razzmatazz. Anyway, Tim, comment. And then you'd be on the show with the medians you didn't really like. And that was good too, because you go, these people, we don't really like each other. And we kind of, you know, say things about each other on social media, subliminally, of course, but they're here. And we got to make the best of it. Let's do a fun, kind of topical joke about, you know, some woman who disappeared in the Midwest or whatever we were going on. You know, whatever, whatever the news of the day was. Dude, by the way, I have a question for Tim and tell him if you disagree, when Bad Bunny, which I know you have opinions about, sure, he sang at the Super Bowl. Get him out of here. No, I'm kidding. A lot of people don't remember Bad Bunny sang at the Super Bowl. And at the halftime show, I thought he's bringing out people. I thought whatever one thought, what if he brings Savannah Guthrie's mom out? That would be such a smart move. Huge. And he doesn't like clicks because it would have, and she's like, yo, yo, like, oh my God, she's part of it. She's in on it. And that would have crushed. They wouldn't watch the rest of the game. That's the type of joke on lights out the writers would say to you, I don't know if it's worth bringing out Savannah's mother. And then you'd have to talk it out with them. You'd go, I think it is worth it. It's not worth it for me. It's worth it for you. Because the first time he came on, he goes, oh, and then we're going to commercially goes, oh, and quickly, when we come back, let's talk about Caitlyn Jenner is a murderer. And we go, oh, all right, well, let's hear from our sponsor, McDonald's, and we'll be right back. How many episodes were created of that show before? What is it? 150. And Tim did a lot of them. What was your job when you came and sat and talked to it? I, when I did that segment, I was giving some kind of advice. So it was like a consultant. And I think that you would hired me. Yeah. The bag was the bit was that you, the lights out had hired me as some type of like consultant or something. Yeah, like PR rep, something was horrible idea. So the majority of it was finding a jacket that fit. And then so a woman would just come like a belagered look. Yeah. So a belagered looking like a woman would come with one jacket. And I did no, and then she'd go okay. And then she'd go to the other costume woman, they'd find another jacket they'd discuss. They would talk, you'd see them talking in the hall holding both jackets. But then we eventually got it in the can. And that's important to really. Yeah. I heard them in the hall going, what's a funnier jacket? I was worried about what's funny. Yeah. Like this one's not funny enough. I'm like, I think just get a hoodie and he'll be fine. Yeah. The, those, those we need things like that back, you know, and I feel bad. Yvanna Guthrie, by the way, now going back to work. Yeah. Who's happy about that hoda? That's a tough one. Everybody needs money, I guess. I would, if I were her, I would take a sabbatical, but it is, it's tough. I guess she feels better going back to the job. I would go back because I would, is too much thinking in your day of just being alone, like for her to go on the news and just be around the police. I can't even imagine that scenario. So you think it's a little traumatizing for her to have to go breaking news every five seconds. And it's never what she wants it to be. Yes. You know what I mean? It does seem a little crazy. And we have breaking news and everybody goes, what? And then she goes, chapel, roam, punch the kid or something. Every, it's not what it wants it to be. You know, it's never like mommy's home. It's never that. It's always, you know, well, how, how, how did they get away with it? I mean, we agree she was abducted, but what, with the cameras and forensic was it just don't cops? I mean, Barney Fife was in charge of the investigation or what? It seems like the family is involved in some sort. I haven't followed it. Okay, we're going to go to commercial. All right. Jim Dillon has been our guest. I want your opinion on this. Yeah. Because Megan Markle used to be, we talk about it lights out and she was a lovely young lady. She was on suits and then she skyrocketed to fame. But I always thought when suits came back, things were a little iffy in the, are they the Duke and Duchess anymore? Are they how much full they have? I thought she should have joined suits and been an actress again and made big money. For sure. She likes acting, right? Do you think she should go? He's passed. Well, you're talking about suits LA when that came back? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that someone from suits LA messaged me. I'm not kidding. We like one of show runners like we'd like you to do a small part of this. We can't really pay you and the script is bad. I mean, literally, I have to mess with you. We can't really pay you and the script is not good and the part is not big. And I said, well, did you know? Yeah. Thank you for taking of me. I think Megan will eventually find her way into some type of talk show. Because she's failed at the Martha Stewart route, which she wanted. She was slinging jam in Target. She wanted to have a lifestyle brand. Yes. Jam was an interesting choice. Yes. Well, it's probably an uncrowded market other than Welch's. I can't think of too many. Yeah, there's right. She's definitely, she needs to adjust her strategy. But I could also see her going back to the UK. Oh, wow. Going back to the UK and saying, let's give it another go. Wow. That's really I think they do have to go back and stir the brand again because that's the power is to give you a jumpstart. Yeah. Yeah. She's got to do something. I think we're all a little tired of her stick here. I don't think it worked as well as she thought. What I think she was going to come back her idea was to come back to America and say, listen, the British are really racist, but they do know a lot about dinner parties. And I've learned that. So I'm here to tell you how to live like a human being and what fork to use. You American pig. It's done a little condescending because, you know, she had that show on Netflix where she was basically like, now this is a, this is what they call a saucer. You put your coffee cup on it so it doesn't spill all over your illegitimate children, you animals. I think people got a little turned off by that. I like when they go, Prince Harry is marrying a super star celebrity from America. I'm like, she's on suits. I mean, I don't know what they think it is over there. I go, she's not even the biggest star on suits. But the biggest stars in the UK, many of them work at grocery stores like different things. Yeah, I truly, truly some of the top stars over there, they, it's not like America where they live in mansions and everything like that. You know, they, many of them just work menial jobs, you know, sort of a cobbler or something, you know, old school job. Yeah, truly. Daniel Day Lewis. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not saying I'm saying no one on only fans for for now because that's not the move right now. No, it's not. She's got to do something classy. Yeah, classy first. And then I heard on Euphoria, Sydney Sweeney, they're upping the ante with Sydney Sweeney. She's going to be an only fans model really in the show, which is kind of smart. The guy from Euphoria called me, Sam Levinson called me over the summer and said, there's this team we want you to do where Hunter, your sugar daddy and your paying Hunter Schaefer and Hunter Schaefer has you on a leash and you're walking around the floor like a dog. And I go, he goes, but it's only like four lines. I go, I need 12 long, I'm not flying to California for four lines. I said, I will absolutely do it for like 10 or 12 lines. Because it's like four lines. He goes, it's like two lines at a dinner. And then immediately you're on the leash. I go, I don't, I need eight lines, yeah, and lines are far I'm on the leash. I'm, I'm, you know what I mean? Like, well, he says, um, it's arf arf two lines or one. I mean, it's literally, it was literally a call. He goes, I totally understand if you don't want to do it. Don't worry about it. Because it's not a lot of lines. He goes, it's two lines. You're on a leash. And I go eight lines, 10 lines, and then I'm on a leash. Fine. Right. Most of those things is me being, someone put a leash on me, you know, is, is most of the day. I like that you're in your leash. Right. Saying hi to everyone. Hey, Zendaya. 100%. They wouldn't even be on set. I asked, I said, can I at least get a photo with them? He goes, they won't be on set. He goes, we're not letting you near Zendaya and Jacob Elordi. We're putting a leash on you. You're going to be in a, in some type of segregated area, like you have a disease. Like it's just Spanish flu and you're going to be on a leash. Hunter Schaefer is going to poke you with a stick and then you're going to get a sick healthcare. Maybe Taser, you're nuts. And then that's a wrap. That's a wrap. Who is your agent? Cause I'm not hearing a lot of great offers. No, Candice Oh, yeah. My agent just called me recently. No, I have a great age. I have the biggest agency. What are they going to do? They're homeless. Half of them now. I mean, what are they, you know, are they, they're getting bought by private equity companies and counting their money. Some of them are, some of them are, you know, some of them are in real trouble. That's right. I will say that I hate to admit that Tim Dillon is very funny as an actor when he did bus boys. And then I think it would help people see you in that because it's Well, go to buy, go to where can they get tickets to it? Oh, to bus boys. Yeah. Do we have bus boys movie? Yeah, go get tickets. Cause we have, we have one of the funniest scenes. I think we have a great scene. Me and Taylor. Yeah. We have a really funny scene. That's longer and we're going to put out more footage because we laughed the whole time. We laughed the whole time and I was nervous because I didn't know if I was going to remember the lines and I was, I was pretty good for someone who doesn't, you know, I'm not doing this all the time. I will finish the sentence. He's very good and he was very, I'm not saying shockingly professional, but yeah, with comedians who cancel spots every night at the end. I'm like, I don't know what I'm getting. I'm not saying Tim does that, but I'm saying, right, nobody knows and Theo has never done it. And so people might think, Hey, like Nate Diaz was a little loosey goosey with the schedule. Just act with me and Bobby even came to sets. Yes. Bobby Lee, the biggest gamble and he was on time, put that band aid around his head. But I mean, I was shocked and Tim would come and it would be one of those things where one time I got mad because I said, are you still here? And I think we just have to do a cutaway or something. So he was always sitting his trailer, perfectly behaved, knew his lines. And then one time when you had a long list, he had to walk down the line of bus boys and kind of shit on us all. I said, fuck, this is one of those days where I go, I wouldn't want this many lines. And he had them all memorized, boom, boom, boom. So I was very impressed. Who cares about impressing me. But I was just glad that he came and took it seriously. Why appreciate that. Because some people wouldn't. I took it seriously. And I surprised myself with my ability to remember the lines because it is difficult. That's the hardest part. The hardest part really is to remember because you will think you have them down and then you will go on set and then and I've screwed movies up, you know, Joker 2. Namely, I couldn't remember the lines. And Todd Phillips got really mad at me and it's not his fault. It's my fault. Because I couldn't remember the line. Now, some of the directions was confusing, whatever, but that's not mine. What am I? You know what I mean? But it was called the critics have thoughts on it. It doesn't matter. But it was hard for me to do it. And I didn't have the lines down in Joker. And I only had like six lines in Joker. But I kept putting them in the wrong because it's, you know, Joaquin Phoenix and Brendan and it's really intimidating. And it was really hard. I was coming off that experience, which was a trauma traumatic. You know what? That was like Mark Marin in the first one, like he had De Niro and Joaquin and he had to be a normal. But it's very hard. All that just that is scary. Just doing it in your trailer, even if you run him with someone, you walk on set and then the real people are in front of you, you can blank because you're like, this isn't what I, how I pictured my head because I was just doing it like this. Now there's too much in my head. I'm just saying it felt better looking at Jessica Michelle Singleton on set, you know, as opposed to Joaquin Phoenix. I felt more comfortable. Oh, yes. Yeah. I felt relaxed. Well, we were more relaxed set for sure. It was more fun. And we would say do it a million times and say whatever you want. And we all like when you go to the one guy, frankly, you're scaring me. Even whatever you want. My favorite line is, I don't even know what you're talking about. Go type a question. I don't even know what you're talking about. This is an old school like smoke a joint and go to the movie theater. But don't try. Obviously, get an Uber. Listen, a lot of people are comparing it to Inception and some Christopher Nolan films. Well, it is. I think it's very, it has a lot of similarities to that. I'm getting Dunkirk vibes. I don't know why. Dana liked the trailer, but we're making him go see it at the movies. Well, it felt like a nineties comedy. And I think the world right now, oh, I'm going to hot take. It's a little discombobulated right now. So then this really goofy, silly movie with physical comedy and you guys, I don't know, it seems like a good relief from the world. Well, my hope is that it ends the Iran war because people just start going. That's what everyone's banking on. This is probably the direction it goes. If you want my guess. Well, I did have a question for you. This is a non sequitur. But what would it take financially real offer to play Carg Island? Of me? Yeah, to play. My car guy would absolutely suggest it, by the way. My agent is a Mustang money grubbing monster and I love him and he's good, but he would absolutely suggest Carg Island and he would say what he says about everything. He goes, actually an easy flight. That's what he said. Yeah, easy flight. It's New York to recuevac and then recuevac to Dubai, Dubai right in there. You land on an aircraft carrier. It's an amphibious assault, but we get you on it. No, it's easy flight. Promote your name on bombs when they drop. They that's a good one. It's just an easy flight. He goes, it's the amphitheaters big. He goes, it's 3000, but I'm not worried about it. I'm not worried about 3000. It was a certain size and then Trump made it actually bigger. There's a reason. I'm not worried about it. It's an easy flight. They're hungry for comedy. You've never been there. You starved the market. So now that you're there, people really show up. Right. When I do, when I say it's six flights and it's 17 hours, my guy goes, and then you're there. And then you're right. What a great line you'll have. And then you're there and then you're home. I'm like, oh, okay. Then it's good. Yeah. Yeah. Well, hopefully bus boys has some influence on helping end the war because maybe everyone wants it to be over with so they can focus on it. Well, I think so. I think we're all ready for silliness and fun. And I think people need to stop with the, the, the killing and the screaming. Yeah. And the right and the rage. There's going to bus boys and not be angry for 90 minutes. 100% then be angry right after again. Right before. But not when Spade and Dylan are on the screen doing their magic. That's when you just let it go. That's when you let it be. So that'll be fun. And I have a couple more things for you that, you know, I know you're very busy. But should we say where they get tickets? Isn't the big, you guys got to get them in advance. Well, what we're doing is we're adding theaters this week. So what happens is that the theater started to fill up Regal or Cinemark. There's a new one. AMC. Parkans in Arizona. They want to add. So that helps. So they start filling up, they add more. That helps. So where do they go? Just Regal on. That's it. Busboys movie. And then you go to busboymovie.com and then it'll say put in your zip code. And then it says, here's the theaters by you. All right. But I have a story from this weekend. I'm going to buy a ticket. You guys talk of on yourselves. I'm just going to buy it. You know your zip code? Ask Paul. All right. Tim. So I'm in the, I'm in the airport and this dude comes up and he goes, Hey, I was at your show tonight, but my flight's an hour and a half late. So I'm sort of just feeling, it's like Comic Con. So I'm just sitting with people, taking a photo, and then they tell someone and they come over. And so the one guy goes, Hey, very nice guy. Looks like Burt Kreischer. And he goes, Hey, most of my fans do. And he goes, Hey, I saw your show last night. He goes, blah, blah, blah. I'm in pain. I've been in a car accident or motorcycle. I'm hurt. And I go, Okay, cool. Let's take a quick pick. And, and then he goes, Yeah, it's pretty bad, but I sort of skimmed over it. But then he goes, Yeah, it was, I was in the hospital for about six months. And I go, Okay. And then he goes, I've had, it was worse than Taylor Swift. No, not Taylor Swift. I was Lindsay Vaughn. He goes, You see the picture of Lindsay Vaughn? I said, Oh yeah, her leg and all that scaffolding on it. I said, That looked bad. He goes, Nothing. That was nothing. And I go, Well, I'll let her know. And then he said, So it's, I have all these things on me. And he goes, Anyway, long story short, he goes, I think he goes, I almost died. And you know what? I remember going under and I felt, I started playing the last Kill Tony shows I saw in my head and I go, God damn, is this it? When you go, that's what he's living. Kill Tony shows? I kind of think a draft isn't the worst idea. Oh, we're gonna ask you. Maybe let's get peep, maybe get him to carg island. I don't know how bad of an idea it is. Get that guy. Get him on an aircraft carrier now. I mean, I said, if this is the end, and I'm thinking of old kill time, which I love kill Tony, but I don't think that's the first thing that's coming to mind. But anyway, he goes, I'm, I'm going to switch my flight and come see you again tonight. I said, Great, I'm going to get you in. I got him in and he did show up. So nice enough guy. Of course I make fun of him. But nice enough guy. And yes, is there a draft and are you going? Well, I don't know if there will be a draft. I think there are certain people that want a draft and it would be fun to have a draft because if you really want to lose a war, send Americans. I mean, truly like in an embarrassing way. And because there's two problems, there's there's cowardice, sure, but then there's also a lot of weight problems in the country. And if and fat cowards is the worst thing in the world. So if you if Americans on their televisions watch fat people run away from battle, they will never be able to recover from that. Yeah. And the image of the country will never be able to recover from that. Watching fat people run away from a battle will be the end of America. Just the visual of that the visual of fat people running away from a battle. No, will be the end of America visually. And it's maybe how it should end, but that'll be the visual end of America. Yeah. Well, now in boot camp, if the sergeant gets mad, he goes, drop and give me two. Yeah. Three crutches. And just the whole army being shot up with a zampic and going, I can't deploy on my shot day. Yeah. My muscles are being eroded. I have to wait three or four days. I can't on the day of my shot. I can't do heavy combat. I have ADD. Yeah, that's soft. And there's no tick talk out there on the battlefield. I don't think there should be, but they would probably drop the weight requirement, drop everything. Well, you're going to have to just basically say anybody going to have an army of morbidly obese, heavily medicated Disney adults. And that's just what we've got. That's what we've built in this country. That's our front line. That's our front line. Just 48 year olds, dozed with Prozac dress like toddlers with Mickey Mouse backpacks, running as the Iranians mow us down. Like, I mean, one by one, just 300 pounders going down dressed in Disney onesies. Yeah, they say there's a new Iranian Disneyland to get them everyone over there. And then that's right. Oh boy. Okay. So that draft might not be a bad idea now that I know it. Yeah. It sounds interesting. Okay. How about the movie industry? Is it coming back? I got in trouble because I said, I was really mad at Gavin Newsom and Cameron. I was just saying, could we make it a slightly more of a priority? I don't know what we're spending the money on. It's flowing in because it's a lot flowing in, but it goes out so quickly. I want to sort of reserve a little piece of the pie to like focus like, let's try to get this back. That's all. Tim. Yeah. It's, they don't, you know, the thing about Gavin Newsom and Karen Best, they seem to think everything's kind of going well. So it's very hard. That's the issue. It's very, with someone thinks things are going well, it's very hard to make them under, LA lost a million people in the last year. It's the biggest population decline of any metropolitan area of comparable size, you know, I mean, in the entire country. And there are very few. There's like none. LA lost more people than anything else because jobs aren't here and they're shooting everything everywhere else. They're shooting it. So it was cool that you shot bus boys in LA. Yeah. So it can be done. It didn't seem to change the landscape enough to move it. Yeah. But it was nice to do it there. I mean, we said, let's just do it here. That's a tiny like, hey, at least for awareness. But everyone says to me, why don't you just move out of LA? And I'm like, well, moving is hard. And I don't know if I'm going to find a yard house nearby or a church. Like when I go to another, like you would, when I saw you in Austin, originally you would, you were one of the first people maybe I moved for about seven months. Yeah. Yeah. And then you broke the news to Adam, you get the backstage that you didn't love it anymore. And you were going to. Yeah. Well, I like, listen, there's a lot of things I like about Austin. I like going out to dinner and getting sick. You know what I mean? Like, I don't need to eat food that was got that day. You know, I'm not one of those guys. I like how brown it is. I like how you, you know, the air feels like you're smoking all the time. It's a great city and I like it. It's three or four blocks. It's easy. Never. It's you can navigate it. I like it. I liked it. Everyone's a communist, but also weirdly Hitler like that. They've accomplished an interesting political thing. You're like, you're a racist, Nazi communist. It's amazing. So it is heaven on earth. I found myself drawn back to California, unfortunately, probably till the end. And that's just what it is. Well, I do like. Yeah. Did you miss the 14.2 state tax? And a part of you is like, I like writing that check. Well, here's the hard part. Here's a good thing about Texas. You get to Austin and you do have your accountants set to at the end of the year. You have a lot more money. So then you go, wow, so you look at all this money and you call your friends. I got a lot of money. So you go down to Ms. Vicki's house of brisket. And I mean, you, you start buying meat by the pound and then you eat it. And then in your car, you begin to sweat and feel ill and you pull over and then you go to sleep and you go, money well spent. Well, you get enough money where you go, I can move back to California. That's right. That's right. As soon as I had those savings, I said, I got to get out of here. And God bless everyone. Obviously, Austin's a great city and I'm well, everything. You got the mother ship. Well, the mother ship's great. And yeah, see why comics want to go there. And it's good because a lot of cities people say you should move. I go, well, aside from maybe Austin or New York, there's not a lot of places that have a lot of, well, I like it because it's safe, you know, and I know people might say, you know, the 14 people were shot last week on that one block, but I'll tell you this. I feel safe there. Even though I hear gunshots a lot, I still feel safe knowing that the people that are shooting me, someone may shoot them. That feels good to me. That is, it is good. It's just why I feel it. Yeah. So where do you live now? Yeah, I live in Dubai right now. Right now in from Dubai. Right now I'm broadcasting from Dubai. And I'm incorporated, my business is in Dubai and Qatar, my bank account is in Qatar. I'm a Qatari national at the moment. And I'm just kind of hopping around the Gulf States to see which one feels the best. Do the drones coming in, you know, the small, maybe 115 pound bomb, do they bother you or you just? They don't bother me. I like to look at them on my walk and it's just a natural progression of the way things are, you know, you're going to see a drone in the sky. You can't freak out. It may not. A big story anymore. It's just like, how crazy is the world when the drone, they're like, I saw a huge UFO mothership yesterday. They're like, yeah, I know. And also the AI kind of blurs it. It's just hard to try to get aliens going like every like three weeks, the government comes out and they tell people to go by the way, there's aliens and then some like mother is like, Hey, why is chicken $96? Yeah, my children are starving and they go, what about alien life? She goes on and feed my family. Aliens don't eat. We have to eat down here. Eat and gas and all the problems. Yeah. What is the war of attrition when they shoot a $10,000 drone at us and we shoot it down with a $3 million missile? This seems like a weird, like maybe we should change that tactic. Unless you're making those missiles because that seems like a good gig. That's good biz. The defense industry is up 40% in the stock market. They're doing good. You got to hand it to them, you know, consistency, quality. Is there always has to be a war because Ukraine was the hot war. And then it's sort of still going on and it just doesn't have enough heat. You know what it is? Ukraine was boring. You're kind of like, Oh, it's still there, but what is it really? And it doesn't, you know, you're not, it's not getting a season three. It is not. Iran is hot. It's new. It's young. It's sexy. It's sexy. It's, it's, you know, it's snackable content. It's snackable. You can enjoy little bits and you know, check in and check out. It plays very well on social. It's very brand aligned. I mean, it's important right now. It's protestable. Protestable. It has a live component, which is these protests. It's huge. It's very easy to merge. It's, it's smart. It's sharp. It's young. It's now it's hip. Yeah. We need it. We need it. We can say we just needed it's fresh. We're all talking about the draft. It's just, it's, it's really important for us to do these things. Yeah. There's a lot of protests and I sort of have to look close at the screen and go, what is this one? Yeah. It can change weekly, but people are mad. Yeah. It's the, the Iran war to me is just about aligning with brands that support our core values. Yeah. Which are Palantir, Raytheon, General Dynamics, you know, Palantir, right? Netanyahu, people that are just, they support our core values and we're all rowing in the same direction. As my agent would say, let's row in the same direction on this. She says it once a week. Really? Yeah. I do like that. She goes like row in the same direction on this. Mine says, you know, the landscape has changed. Yeah. What we're going to do here is I talked to Netflix before we get on the zoom call. Yeah. I set the table. So we're all set. Right. And then you, you come in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And yeah. And my manager is, he's great because he, I'll talk to him and I'll call him and go, Hey, how are you? And he goes, well, I'm looking at a horse farm right now. And I said, oh, that's good. That's good. Yeah. How's he going for you? Yeah. He's going good. Right. Yeah. So not less, you know, we wish all of them well. I get, I get from my agent a lot. It's rough out there for everybody. I don't know. Is that a positive thing to say to a client? It's a great thing to say. Now he says, Dana, I heard something you did. Where's your new address to bill you for the thing we are unaware of? Could I mention a Mickey Rooney insert that's at this topical for this? Yeah. Mickey Rooney, the crazy guy that I did a sitcom with, he was faith, number one star in the world then went broke. He called up his manager and says, Mickey Rooney, I'm broke. And the manager said, how can you be broke? I have a yacht named after you. Right. Quote unquote. Yeah. Some things never change. The money's in agenting and managing. That's where it is. Still 10% for each still. Still. And the realtors are going to get kicked out of them for 5%. The business manager, you get 5%. They get, you know, 5% to them, depending on where you're, then the lawyer's there. It's hard to be rich in this biz. Tim, are you kind of business savvy in a sense? I mean, would people come up to you for advice like what to do, where to put their money at all? Dana, interesting point. No one's ever come to me for advice on any issue in my life. But I've only been on earth 41 years. Interesting point. No one's ever come to me and said, exactly. Oh, what is your advice on said subject? What do you think? I've given a lot of really good takes on the world with global politics. Sure. But no one, no one really comes to the Irish for financial wisdom. Were you doing mortgages? What did you do before I met you? I was doing subprime loans, which was we were giving homes to people that could not afford them. Oh, yeah. Which is actually nice and great. Right. And I gave one to myself and I couldn't afford that and I lost my house. Let's look at a clip. So you're all cash. You're all cash. Well, no, I'm financed now. I believe in debt. I believe debt is what makes you free. I believe you should finance everything you can. I think aim for things is stupid. I think you should be in a in a in an amount of debt that scares you out of bed every morning to work. You should be in a frightening amount of debt. I think children should have credit cards eight and nine years old. I think the debtor economy is the only one that binds us together as Americans and you should have so much debt that it makes you right. Nick, a nursery school kid should have an iPhone. Yes, right. And an am ex car. 100%. Four years. What are we doing? What are we doing here? If you're not in a paralyzing amount of debt, what is going to get you up every day to go sit in that Geico office and, you know, right, talk to people that just got re-rendered? All life is in the end of the day is, Hey, you want to go over there for a while? Yeah. Okay. After that, you want to go there? Yeah. Where did you go? I went over there and then I'm coming back here. That's it. That's right. And then you posted it. Yeah. You know, I, there's a little Joe Biden there for a second. Little Joe Biden came out. That's right. I'm not getting around. Come on. He's still alive. How great is that? Are you sure? Well, it seems to be. No, he seems to be doing pretty well. That's hard. I saw him at the yard house. Yeah. Was he having an onion ring tower? I love that you like yard house. The yard house. I liked that I plugged it twice. He plugged the yard house now twice. Yard house is really one of the most American places you can go. It is. The menu makes no sense. There's no theme to the menu. It'll be like, would you like garlic noodles, the onion ring tower, or spicy tuna? You go, where are you? What is it? Do you have Pad Thai? They're like, yep, it'll be here in two minutes. And how about a pizza? You know, you know, right? It's the theme here other than giving up. What's your, what's your take on how Trump has his energy at 80 with purple legs and purple hands and is out there just yelling? My mother said to me once, this is true. She, she, of course, a morbidly obese schizophrenic who died in a public institution, but she's said to me near the end of her life. I mean, just facts. She said to me near the end of her life, McDonald's is healthy. It was one of the last things she said. It was one of the last pieces of wisdom my mother said before she died. And she said to me, she was McDonald's is actually healthy. It had, and they're the sponsor of the Olympics. She said that to me. They did. Well, so that is something that I think people in my mother and Trump's generation believe that McDonald's is healthy. And, and I think if you believe something, it's kind of true. This is what Trump has kind of exposed. No, I think I talked to this mind body doctor, you know, and he's like, if you're really sad having that beer, it's going to hurt you. Or if you're really sad having McDonald's. So there is some theory that if you're happy, what you're consuming, it's actually good for you. You have to not buy into Trump doesn't seem to buy into the idea that McDonald's is bad for you. He and exercise is good for you. Like he doesn't like to move too much because he's not he only has so many movements. He's on his own path, but it's worked. It's worked. He says you have only so many heartbeats. So why waste them? Well, you know, all that stuff. So anyway, I mean, it's what he believes and what he believes has become real for him. Yeah. And it just endorphinizes his body in a way, you know, it's funny to go from Biden, who was sort of barely moving. And then you get Trump who's the exact opposite to older people. One was very stiff. And one was out. One's not out there enough, I thought he wasn't giving enough to the press and enough conferences. And then there's Trump who's out too much almost. He's on the plane talking, he's in the helicopter, he's yelling his lines. He loves it. I mean, it's not a chore for him. I don't I think he gets in that podium, he takes question. I do the energy that he puts out. Still, it's kind of unexplainable the amount of it. I don't know. He likes he's having fun. That's so much of life is are you having fun? And I think he's having fun. Yeah. And so then you don't drain energy. You're just sort of yeah. I also don't think he's kept up at night by decisions. I think he goes, we're doing this. And then we're going to do that. I don't think he's agonizing over the decisions. I think we're doing this. This seems like a good idea. And then if it's not, we'll do something else. Right. Right. Everyone else gets worried, but he's like, no, this is a here's the plan. He loves his ballroom. I think at a certain age, you got to have a thing you love. He loves his ballroom. Yeah, they're building a nice ballroom. The military is building an underground bunker under it, which is nice for when there are. And this is right when there were drone attacks at the ballroom, which he imagines will be his gas during events go into the bunker. Of course, during an event, we'll say, ladies and gentlemen, please proceed. We have ushers that will usher you into the safe zone. And they'll take all these Palm Beach people down to the bunker while the White House is being droned by some foreign power. And then and then they go, well, the drone threat has been eliminated and everyone will clap and then they'll go right back up and grab the band is back on stage and stands back on. So I think he's preparing us on next stage, but yeah, peptide infusions on the way back up. You're gonna get shot up with everything you have stem cells in the neck. And that's what it's gonna be. And then outside, it's just going to be plumes of black smoke and people screaming. But in the ballroom, it's gonna be more keenies and like a jazz band. And I think that's cool. Totally. I mean, actually, they do send Trump a montage of they call it things blowing up. No joke. And it's like 10 minutes of just some of a video of our air strikes. Yeah, he likes it. It's feels it's fun for him. It's like during the Iraq war, my grandparents would watch the night vision, you know, back then you didn't have the technology, but you had the green night vision and you see the missiles fly right into things and they would sit there in their Long Island house, and they would eat meatloaf and they would nod at the TV and they would look at each other and go, this is pretty damn cool. That was the first televised war live in real time. That's right. Was that Gulf Gulf War with breaking news and all that. And then the OGA trial was just like that was must see TV. That was the first time I'd ever actually watched cable news that much. That's the show me and my dad would watch the Dana Carvey show that was in what 1990? Seven or eight. Yeah, every episode of that there was an episode of that where you guys parodied the Republican primary. I don't know if you remembered this. Yes, parody the Republican primary. And I think it was you were making fun. I think it was like Phil Graham and Steve and all these guys and and one of the bits was that this goes back a long time. But one of the bits was that Phil Grammer, one of these guys had lost the election in their own house, like their family had voted. And he had lost the election his own house and he wouldn't accept that he wanted to recap. But I remember that watching that every episode with my dad and loving it. He doesn't speak to me anymore because I called his wife a name on Pierce Morgan. But I do remember the good times of watching the Dana Carvey show in the 90s. It was one of the best shows. So thank you for that. Well, thank you. Thank you. Thank you for watching. Thank you for saying that. That's very high praise from you. Very high praise. Well, Tim, we won't keep you forever. But anything left for this gentleman, Dana? This is one of my favorite podcasts. Yeah, like I'm really in awe of how you can riff and how you stack these word packages. It's a skill set, your reputation. It's not fake news. It's like live to really be here with you doing that. And we've had dinner a couple of times, but it is it's pretty impressive. I just got to say. Well, I love both of you guys. It's an honor. It's a literal honor to be here. I hope people go see Busboys. Go get the ticket. We'll have a link. There'll be a link at some point. And Tim on the road will be on the road and also on Netflix special is always funny. His own podcast. Yeah, you're one of your podcasts. That's Tim Dillon. Do you want to see it on board if you're on Saturday morning? Yeah, his podcast is this shit. Always I look at the clips. Always. Yeah, well, thanks. His podcast is like, okay, Rogan, I got Tim. Yeah, you don't go very far down. You see Tim. It's wild. We appreciate everybody who's out there listening. You guys having me on is amazing. And go see the movie. It's going to be a lot of fun. All right. Have a good day. Have a good day. Hey, guys, if you're loving this podcast, which you are, be sure to click follow on your favorite podcast app, give us review five star rating, maybe even share an episode that you've loved with a friend. If you're watching this episode on YouTube, please subscribe. We're on video now. Fly on the Wall is presented by Odyssey and executive produced by Danny Carvey and David Spade, Heather Santoro and Greg Holtzman, Mattie Sprung-Kaiser and Leah Reese Dennis of Odyssey. Our senior producer is Greg Holtzman and the show is produced and edited by Phil Sweetek, booking by Cultivated Interest. 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