Ep 283: Live From The Super Bowl: Bussin’ With A Bunch Of Boys

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There's more to imagine when you listen. Sign up for a free trial at Audible.com. Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, The show where we only talk about what's the most important, bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet. Today on This Is Important. Sometimes you gotta go to an island for a fuckfest. Let's get serious for one fucking second. Put that titty away. Buckle up. Ow! Yeah! Okay. Yeah! We are here. Super Bowl 60, baby. Live. Sort of live on Netflix. By the time this comes out, the Super Bowl would have already happened. No, it comes out tomorrow. What? To do today. Very. I didn't know. I'm the guest that shouldn't be talking. Frank? No. Wait to be introduced. Wait to be introduced. We have to introduce you, Frank. We have to introduce you. He had to Frank it. That's so true. You're Franking it. We have an absolute comedic legend with us here today. Hello. He can do almost every impression known to man. We'll do it live! No, it's not true. I want to say that, and I just did. Ladies and gentlemen, Frank Caliendo. Let me preface that. I'm more of a magician than a wizard. Oh, really? And what is a magician? Somebody who practices a trick over and over and over until they can perform the illusion in front of the audience. What is a wizard? something that doesn't exist. Right. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You were expecting a wizard? Controversial. It's controversial. You're saying wizards do not exist. Oh, boy. Because in our world, there's a portal that opens up, and gangster wrapping wizards from another realm, they come out of it, and they say things like, straight out of Mordor, four more wizards come to your door. Don't say to us, because we're the number one sorcerer. Sorry, Frank. We're really jumping you in. I'm already lost, and I'm glad I like it. There are rapping wizards that look almost exactly like us that are not us. This is true. That come from a portal that we have never been through because we are not them. But these rapping wizards who have an album on Spotify. Yes, Purple Magic. So you saying that wizards don't exist, that really offends us. The wizard-loving community. Yes, right out the gate. That'd be like if I told you magicians don't exist. Do you see? I see where you're coming from. So can I narrate as Morgan Freeman then to save it? And that's when Frank realized he was in the wrong situation. He'd opened his mouth. Gotcha, bitch. I love that. That's when he realized, why did I come on this podcast? No, I'm loving it so far. Well, hey. You're a wizard, Frank. Welcome to the podcast. Welcome to the Super Bowl week. Are you hitting the ground running? What's up? Well, I come for the Super Bowl pre-festivities. The pre-Super Bowl festivities is how I would probably order that. You like the appetizer. You don't like the main entree. Well, because it gets too busy. And I've been to quite a few. I worked at Fox for many years. I actually got kicked out of a Super Bowl. What did you do to get kicked out? I had a field pass. Drunk and disorderly? Second part true. Okay. Yes. No, I had a field pass. I was down on the field. This guy, you guys know who Jay Glazer is? Yeah, of course. He's like an NFL insider. I used to work out with him. Yeah, kind of a workout guy. Yeah, you're a workout guy. We look identical. You guys look the same thing, except I look more like Ram Man. He-Man, Rast of the Universe movie, I should be Ram Man. Because I could run under the tree because I have no neck. That's what you say. I work out on the way to work out. Great toy, by the way. Ram Man. Great toy. Great toy. Yeah. Like a springy type of situation. Yeah. He was full hard plastic instead of the softer masters of the universe. You could really hurt somebody with a Ram Man. I loved a Ram Man. So wait. So what did you do to get kicked out of the boat? I was just on the field. And they asked me, what are you doing here? and I was like, well, I have this field pass. It's a field pass. I was just on the NFL pregame with Terry Bradshaw. Not funny, Frank. He's doing all that kind of stuff. Frank, you're not funny. And I guess the security guard. Is that all he said to you is you're not funny? A lot of times he was like Simon Powell without the analogies. So he couldn't go into something to tell me how I wasn't funny. And I would send him stuff. And this is typing. I would send him stuff. You know, the universal type. Also, this is a wizard. This is a wizard? Yes. It's also Jeff Goldblum as the grandmaster. Oh, yes. Electricity. What are we doing here? I don't know. But wizards find a way to survive as long as there's a portal to come through. They're here. Why did your manager just leave? No, he's not. Just mentally. Frank, if you just want to be our fourth member of the podcast. I would do it. I would do it. I would probably do it for free right now. That's a bad thing. Okay. I would come on. Our manager would fuck that deal up. No, I could see where that would happen. Our manager, Isaac. Look at him over there. Focus on us. Yeah. This comes out in a day. He's just talking about lunch. We'll do it live. God damn it, Isaac. We'll do it live. Gotcha, bitch. I just snorted. So you were on the field. Somebody is like, what are you doing? And you're like, I'm doing me. Yeah. No, I'm going to do the rest of his John C. Reilly. So I was on the field. I was just down there. And I had this field pass because it had the green on it. And I was like, how come you're trying to kick me off if I have the green on the pass? He said, well, because you don't have anything to do here. I said, well, I don't really. So, but I do have a field pass. He said, well, that's good. That's a, since you're not doing anything, you're kicked out. I was like, well, I can't be kicked out because I have a field pass. He said, you're the, you're gone. So he takes field pass off and sends me into Duval County. I was like, dude, dude, that sucks. Yeah. That does suck. I decided to find my way back in. That does suck. Yeah. So I didn't have an end to the story as John C. Reilly. I've never told the story as John C. Reilly before. But that was, I'm glad you did. But I could go into a little Robert Denny Jr. and just burp my way through punchlines. So that's, here's the other story. That's how you do Robert. Dude, how do you do this? He's a magician. He practices. I just go from voice to voice sometimes. Is there any way you could ever do an impersonation of one of us? Yeah, I mean, I find your feet are out. That's kind of awkward. Yeah. And then you slump down a little bit. The shoulders come up. Oh, boy. And you're in here. I don't have your voice down 100%. Yeah, it's a little nasally, I feel. That's what I look like to you? Well, if I was doing a caricature, I'm not going to do you exactly. There's only so much I can pull off. I look very feeble. I look very feeble. I'd have to play that up. Yeah, that's the energy you give. Yeah. We checked our testosterone last year, and if you had to guess. I'm going to go with the negatives. Just with the way the two of you, the legs are crossed. Oh, I know. Dude, as soon as I. You're very man spread. That's all I got. As soon as I got in my mid-30s. I love this. All of a sudden, this just made the most sense. I can't do it. I'm not flexible enough. Oh, really? It's got nothing to do. You can't put your leg over your knee. I can't. He's going to Mr. Belvedere is nuts. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. You look really cool like that. I want to look like I'm on a beach in Italy or something. I don't know if you guys know this, but one of my, and it might be my very first thing ever in television, was on Frank's show, Frank TV, in the year 2006. 2006, that was a long time ago. That is actually crazy. That is a crazy piece of lore. Yeah. So that was your first gig? That was your first gig. I was very nervous, I remember. Frank, why did you hire him? I had nothing to do with it. Yeah, he didn't. Right. No, there was a woman named Jennifer DeMont. Jennifer. Shout out. Shout out. Why not? In case you're casting something new. Yep. That's the same show that was canceled 20 years ago. But I had nothing to do with it. But the lore in my family that my daughter, who's a fan, is she – Not that I'm not, but just this was the thing. It's okay. We know where you stand. It's kind of too late. Yeah. Story of my life. A little too late. And a little too late, never. It's just the middle part. So, but that was, the lore was you were on the show and it was your first thing ever. And there was some kid on the Disney Channel 2, not Disney Channel 2 like ESPN 2, but the Disney Channel as well. Right. And I would get those mixed up. like I would I would think I get that mixed up too sometimes I see the cast of iCarly and I'm like was I on that show right yeah I do that show what I was wait a second you could get be confused for that kid yeah yeah he's got Disney kid vibes I do I have Disney kid song and dance shit in you yeah I'm a song and dance man at heart honestly so uh yeah that was a really cool thing for me to see to be on my first like real set and then to watch you and you were the star of the show obviously is called Frank TV. And then how much work that was for you because you're in every scene. You're the lead of every scene. You were doing like full costume and prosthetics. It was a lot. And I wanted a cast. I wanted a group of people. You guys have been involved in that type of stuff. I like the ensemble. And back, this was a little bit, you know, 2006, 2007. It was a sketch show that was fully Frank's thing. Yeah. But they wanted it to be all me and I wanted to share the stage with people because I was like, if I'm not the focus, sometimes it could be better to just bend stiller it and react. Yeah. It's like, huh, huh, huh, huh. You know, just I get to be part of the pause and where the laugh goes as opposed to be the one saying something and just get around it. But they didn't want that. And they were really great to me, so it's not like it was a bad thing. Well, that's awesome that they were like, you're a star, kid. It's all you. And it's called Frank TV. It started out as Frank Television. Like, we had to shorten it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had to make it too much. way too long. I have Trump on it. We have TV. Way too much. There's a lot of people. Hold on. Wait. Trump was the EPA. I do very quiet Trump. Yeah. A lot of people do the loud Trump. I do the quiet one. Good. Like we're in a library. Like I say in the words. Everybody's going to the library and there's lots of books. You get tremendous books. I'm going to come. Oh, yes. Oh, I just did. Quite frankly, I was probably the best. It was the best at coming. You're nailing it. Is there an impression that you like that everyone does not like? Like that you treasure that other people are like, yeah, I don't know about that one. Not that it's not good, but that people wouldn't care. I do a whole tax evasion thing. Yeah, there are some. It makes you giggle. It's your deepest cut. What is it? Yeah, it's the fifth lead on bones I just crush. Well, this is an old school, probably too old for your audience and even mine, the dad from ALF. ALF! Dude, break us off. Break us off. We're big ALF boys over here. Please don't eat our cat. Alf, Lynn, Brian. It's always fun to say names from old shows. I would do that with Tony Danza. Joddy, did you see me? And then we. Moda. And then somebody from the old town, old neighborhood. Mrs. Rossini. He would get super Italian. Oh, Joddy, did you see me? Moda. Mrs. Rossini, you make a spaghetti for us. Danza. I didn't know I was going to be getting some Danza today. I'm bringing out all the new ones for you. I love it. Yeah, all the topical. All the weird ones, yeah. I've been working on Billy Bob. I don't have it 100%, so that's one of those. He's back. Billy Bob's back in a big way. It's up in here. It's up in there. What the hell? It's a what? What? We were speaking about, wait, what's the movie? Get your goddamn dick out of your ass. No, but the tater salad. Or not tater salad. French fried taters. French fry. Oh, what he was doing? Sling blade. Sling blade. Oh, yeah. Recently talking about sling blade. Well, I was saying that he now is real thin. Yeah. And I, in my mind, when I watched Sling Blade, he was morbidly obese. He wasn't. But then I went back and looked at photos. Hefty. He wasn't. He just wasn't as thin. He's super. Not that I know. I'm always looking at his body. We talked about this. He had jowls. One thing about me, I'm always checking out Billy Bob's body. Back to the testosterone reading. Do you guys like Billy Bob's new outfits? His hat style that he's been rocking? The hat dana? The hat dana. Yeah. What is it? What? Danna? I don't know. It's another level. He wears a bandana and it's kind of crooked on his head. I feel like didn't the guy from like Bruce Springsteen's band do that? It's up that alley-ish. It's similar. The guy that was in Bruce Springsteen's band. And The Sopranos. And The Sopranos. And Lilah Homer. The first ever show on Netflix was Lilyhammer. I'm like you with the buttons. That's what I did. Come on. Honestly, I don't even need the board. You are a living soundboard I try to be What is that guy's name? Little Eddie or something, right? Isn't it? Stevie Van Zandt Can we do a Joe Rogan? Jamie, pull that up Oh my god, that's effing nuts How do you just snap into it immediately? Because I practice it so much You are a wizard You are a wizard, Harry I was projecting when I said the wizards You are a wizard There's magicians and there's wizards and you are a wizard. Wait till you see me disappear at the end of this show. He can't wait to disappear. No, I love this. You guys are fun. Like I was saying a little bit before, it's so fun. Like I'm doing a lot of sports radio where they're like, hey, what's the next thing? What's the thing? You guys go and you guys are already loaded to talk about the next thing. I'm not even done yet and it's good because I'm running out of the, like a lot of times I don't have the joke. I just switch voices. Yeah. The Robin Williams theory of comedy. Start again if you don't have it the first time. No, that's not it. But we had to go that way. All right. So good. And that's when Frank realized he had to go back and fix it a little bit more. And then I could John Madd circle it. Boom. Now it's why we're at the Super Bowl. John Gruden shows up. I'll tell you what, man. He hasn't done anything for a while. What's Caliendo doing? He's having fun on this show. Dude, Gruden. I bet he's a nice guy, but he terrifies me. I love him. I mean, I'm sure he's cool. His emails are really scary. What are his emails? Oh, they're just crazy. Dude, Blake knows everyone's emails. Yeah, he's a big hacker. What are you talking about his emails Why do you know about his emails There a controversy I tell you know Controversy There a controversy Oh there was I tell you what it pretty Kelly and his friends he wants to move on man I just saw. There's always a Morgan Freeman. Hey, I'm lying. There's a Gruden video. Oakland Raiders forever. Come on. Gruden video where he's like giving a speech to some like college team because like he's kind of just he can go wherever he wants now and people will just listen to him. And he goes out there. He's like, you know, a lot of people talk about their dreams. You know what I'm into? I'm into nightmares. And I was like, I love this. He's like, you got to go out there and be a nightmare. And I was just like fucking throwing my laptop. That's why I had this glove with claws on it, man. And you're gone. You're living on Elm Street, man. Don't fall asleep. No sleeping. No, that's so good. I feel like if you get the right head coach like that, you'll run through a wall. I just did this golf tournament. It's my first ever. I'm bad at golf. I've golfed maybe 12 times in my life, and I did this golf tournament. It was for children's hospitals, so I was like, okay, I'm going to do it. And it was all of these. I love little hurt kids. That's weird. Hurt and sick kids are my thing. You should see his emails. Don't look at my emails. Express that. Don't look at the emails. But it was a lot of NFL athletes, and Drew Bledsoe was there, and Donovan McNabb, and then some younger guys like Kyle Rudolph and Kyle Van Noy. and they were talking about uh justin reed and they were talking about the difference between how nfl coaches aren't giving these speeches anymore it's just x's and o's and they're like your professionals get out there there's no pacino they test you gotta fight for every inch of every foot of every yard i put them in it's a bit but so i can't do a bit yeah so i do the bit like i want to see somebody cast pacino in an animated film and everything's animated except for him, but they don't tell him. And he's just giving the speech. He's like General Cricket. He's got to save the swamp. We've got to fight for every inch of every foot, every yard of the swamp. We've got to stop those mosquitoes, those blood suckers, because I am hopping mad right now. He's got the puns. He's giving the speech. Seth Rogen's a firefly. He's like, light up. We need the Space Jam recap. I would love to watch that film. That sounds so good to me. And this is what Hollywood's missing. They're not taking a chance on something like that. They're not taking a chance. That's a proper swing. Yeah, that's a real swing. You know, that connects. It's out of the park. Dude, I'm in. I'm all the way in. Al Pacino, Space Jam 3. I got a lot of rules. I heard it here first. Three seconds. You're out. Change signs. Frank, who's your favorite football team? I grew up a Green Bay Packer fan because I grew up in Wisconsin. So that's a big, yeah. Oh, you grew up in Wisconsin. I went to Madison for school, for college. Oh, you did? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. I grew up in Waukesha. Oh, shit. So 13 miles west of Milwaukee and on the way to Madison. You know, they just came out with the list of the drunkest cities and towns in America. And it was something like 17 out of the top 20 were in Wisconsin. Yeah. Well, yeah, it makes sense. Yeah. It was Green Bay. And then it was, I think, gosh, gosh. Really? Yeah. I think Green Bay gets, I don't know what it's based on, but maybe alcohol sales. But they have a stadium there. So that kind of like whatever. Yeah. But does it go per capita? Like if it's per capita too. Probably, yeah. And then there's a giant stadium in the road. Have you ever been to Green Bay? I haven't. Like it's just, the stadium's like built into a neighborhood. Yeah. Like you're walking out of one neighborhood like to the next day. And you're like, there's a state, there's people, their houses are basically connected. They didn't want to sell them and they charge for parking. That's awesome. I would love to go to a game. You can like Airbnb those houses. They're like a lot of those houses. There have been like souped up for parties for people to like visit. And you could just Airbnb them and they're unreal. That's cool. My uncle really wanted me to be a Packer fan. And then I, I didn't, uh, almost just to spite him. Honestly. Cause he kept buying me merch and I'm like, quit. Don't, I don't want to wear it. I don't want to wear these colors. He's buying me a cheese head. I'm like, I'm not, I'm not going to wear this. Yeah. I think, I think Packer fans, like I'm a 49ers fan, but the Packers are probably my favorite fan base. It's always just like deadheads and then just randomly like Lil Wayne. And then you're like, whoa. Okay. I feel like Lil Wayne is a fan of whoever's winning. I feel like I've seen Lil Wayne pop a... He's pretty Packers core. Would he go on like a first take or something and talk about that? I feel like I've seen that. Do you have a Lil Wayne up your sleeve? I don't have a Lil Wayne. I bet you could nail him so easily. I'd like to see yours. Little devil back, boy. He's like, young money, young money. That's pretty good. We can only do the impression if we're singing his songs. Amelia, Amelia, Amelia. Well, you know what I think part of that is? To be serious for a second. Let's be serious. Everyone shut up, please. Shut up. Sit the fuck down. Because somebody, when they sing a song, it's kind of a character voice. When you go into a character. That's why Sling Blade is a little bit easier to do than Billy Bob, because somebody's putting on the character first. Well, even when I watch you do your impressions, your whole body becomes the person. Yeah. Almost like you take a shot. Now, here's a question, a serious question. Let's get serious for one fucking second. I wish you would do radio. Is that a little harder? I mean, obviously, the voice is pretty perfect on all your impressions. But when you see your face, the whole thing comes together. That helps. That makes it better. Yeah. If it's not as good of a voice, I play up the cartoon of it. But I always tell people the mouth tells you how the person talks. The eyes tell you how the person thinks. So that's where you see every Donald Trump. You see him. I call it. It's like when I see Donald Trump, it's like he's looking into an aquarium and mimicking the fish. Right. So Spooky, here we go. Nemo, we can never find you. We can never find Nemo. Where's he looking from? So it's that. That makes perfect sense. My joke with Joe Biden is I've never seen a guy listen with his eyes. So Mr. President. Folks, come on. Those young men grow up in Scrant, Pennsylvania. Right. 34, 500, 600 AD. He's like a drunk auctioneer. I saw the guy in a blue shirt. So it's like, what's the look that sells it? Jeff Goldblum's a painting in a haunted house. Ooh, look there. What are you doing? You're going up the stairs. Jeff is creepy, dude. He presented at the Grammys, and someone said, I can't remember what the word was, but it was kind of sexual. Supercalifragilist. We can't do this. I met Jeff Goldblum one time, and I was wearing a jacket, and he was like, hmm, that's a beautiful jacket. And he started to pet my jacket. And I'm like, this is the most Jeff Goldblum shit that you could possibly do. This is why we have to cherish these treasures. Yeah, these moments. I know. We're kind of out of characters. Our movie stars used to be weirdos. Yeah. We're kind of running out of characters. Yeah. Aside from our presence. Characters welcome. I feel is our motto. Who's like a modern day Jeff Goldblum that you're like, oh, yeah, that guy's super unique, weird. We had to bottle him and put him in movies. Timothy Chalamet. Did we have to? Did we have to bottle him? I don't know. I'm trying to think of a centric. I think maybe like an eyedropper. I watched Marty Supreme. That was one of the weirdest movies that was as successful as it was that I've seen in a very long time. And I kind of liked it. I haven't seen it, but I'm an avid ping pong table tennis player. Oh, okay. I know people. That's the actual game, guys. Ping pong is... Racist. Yes. Yes. Yeah, ping pong. You can't say ping pong. That's racist. Is that Finnish or something? I think it's racist. Irish. Think of it for a second. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to get it through your head. Yeah. So, but the people I know that taught me how to play... In the table tennis community. World. Yeah. Yeah. They grew up knowing Marty. Wait, so it's based on a real guy I had friends who were extras in that movie Should we watch it real quick? Right here I'll get it This is good TV Pizza, pizza Frank, we are wrapping up 1.5 hours later Great ass! And it was probably the greatest movie they'd seen We absolutely loved having you It's already done Honestly, I want to be your friend You're my friend whether you like it or not It's happening again. This went too fast. I know. I've done so many of these shows and nothing went too fast. This went too fast. Thanks for saying that, buddy. What's fun is we like to talk over each other and, you know, I feel like when the viewers at home, half the time they're like, what the fuck are these guys talking about? And that's the energy we like to bring. I hope we did that for you. You really nailed it. I hope we brought it together. Like a wizard conjuring the energy and then wrapping up the show. I love it. Frank Caliendo, everybody. Can we do another episode real quick? I'm your free of it. I love you, dude. Franky. Who's going to send it? Pizza, pizza. Smoke weed every day. Hey, this is Wells Adams with By Order of the Faithfuls podcast, alongside my fellow faithfuls and co-hosts, Tamara Judge and Dolores Catania. The three of us have been watching this season of The Traders, and we've been inside that castle. So we have insight unlike many others. This season of The Traders may be the best we've ever seen. Listen to by Order of the Faithfuls on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. 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That was And also Isaac is like Sleep at the wheel Yeah he's texting We had this awesome guest He's over there just I think he's just getting So many nudes I'm pissed now I think he's just getting nudes He was like scratching his ass And then he smelt it That was disgusting I think I saw that I saw Allegedly I saw something like that He went Oh man He went in his ass I think he got a little Something Toilet paper Yeah And then tasted it I love that Yeah, that was pretty disgusting. And if the housewives you're watching, or the house husbands. Ladies and gentlemen, we're at Super Bowl. What's LX? 60? That's right. Last year was 59. 60? We're at Super Bowl 60. We're nine years away. Oh, my God. The countdown. That's going to be a legendary. Sickest Super Bowl of all time. Oh, my God. If that's not the most sexual Super Bowl. Whoever we have on next, we've got to go. So it's Super Bowl 60, which means we are how many years away from just waiting? Best Super Bowl. I cannot wait. We're finally in the 60s. We are so close. How did we not make shirts about this? Where will Super Bowl 69 be held? What's the most 69? Jamaica. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah. Jamaica. What is the? You had that in the chain. Jamaica. Super Bowl 69. In Jamaica. Live from Jamaica. Live from Jamaica. What is the Steel Drums? The sexy Swingers Fest that goes on down there that we have Rippin' and Taren? Yes, yes, yes. The Rippin' and the Taren. The Rippin' and the Taren. Like Hellfest? Not Hellfest. No. What is it? Hedonism. Oh, Hedonism 2. Hellfest. 69 Epstein Island. Let's go. You know what does suck about the whole Epstein Island thing is like you can't even go to Hedonism, whatever, five or six. Hey, here we go. Yeah, there he is. Everybody's kind of side-eyeing you now. If you go to an island, that's a fuck fest. I have friends. I know people here. Sometimes you've got to go to an island for a fuck fest. Well, what sucks is... Blake, you've got the floor. Go ahead. I'm absolutely with you. Thank you. Now you can't even go to an island for a fuck fest. Right. Because there might be emails. Right, right. And all of a sudden, you're implicated. You're getting side-eyed. You're getting it. You're getting these emails, and all of a sudden, there's leaked emails. Yeah, you didn't know. Leaked emails. I will say the emails are funny, though, with Elon Musk, where he was like, what's the freakiest? I want to get to the freakiest sex party you have. And then now he's like, the emails can be misconstrued. I also love that he was denied. They're like, Elon did not get to the island. He tried to go. Have you not read all one million pages? There's been so much that I'm waiting for the stuff that matters to really. It's never going to come. Yeah, you're missing. It's never going to come. Unlike Jeffrey Upsey. Hey, I'm glad Frank left so we could really unpack it. You guys got to dive into this. Yeah, what the podcast really is. I really came to San Francisco at Super Bowl 60 to unpack the emails. Also, the emails that none of us really read. Only a few Instagram highlights that I was like, oh, fucking hell. I feel like everyone's using them as clickbait right now. Where they're like, I saw it was like Jay-Z and so-and-so are in the Epstein files. That doesn't mean like they picked it with him. It just means they're mentioned. I know. I'm sure I'm in a lot of emails. Can you imagine if it was just so much workaholics? Can you imagine if we find out Isaac is just like a dastardly creep and all this shit comes out about him? I can't imagine. How do you think Kyle got Happy Gilmore 2? Here's our guy. And then, oh, come on. Wait a minute. Oh, no, he didn't. That's it, man. Big fan. I'm going to come. These are your headphones. Brother. I feel like you guys have a similar vibe and a similar look. We do. Yeah. That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Yeah. And maybe the first. Well, what's up, brother? How are you? What are you doing out here? I'm good. I'm just crashing Radio Row here with Greenlight. And just kind of wanted to just say hi. I want to talk some candy with you. Honestly. Candy talk, dude. Let's get into it. We fuck with some candy. Yeah. My guy. Big time. Yeah. I'm addicted to candy. They broke down last year. Dude, I haven't had a single bite of candy in over a year. Oh. Well, treat yourself. Actually, get off the stage. Get off the stage. Yeah, what the fuck? What the hell are you coming with that energy? You changed. He goes yeah I lost 100 pounds since I started playing And I was like or stopped playing And I was like how how you do that That crazy He just goes stopped eating candy Literally One year no candy One year, no candy. Is that why your skin is looking so good? Yeah, you're glowing right now. Look at me, I'm like breaking out. I like, I'm eating candy. Do we have Nerdrope Face? Candy or the like 12 Jaeger shots you took last night? Jaeger is the candy of liquor. Liquid candy. Yeah, liquid candy. No, I was eating, you know what I got in the store yesterday? They got high chews with real fruit in them. Oh, what flavor? Are you fucksing with that? Yeah, big time. It's strawberry and orange. Okay. Way more chewy. Ooh. Like, really, really. What does that even mean, real fruit? Like, it's like space food style? Dried fruit inside. Ooh. So you get a little crunch, kind of? No, no, no, not crunchy. You can eat some high chews and then, like, blow it in my face. I get the vapors. I can't believe you're off candy. So for a year, you haven't eaten the candy, and that's how you're looking all lean. That's part of that. You're looking weak as hell right now, by the way. It's my face. He's got a squat rack set up at the pod, right? Yeah. We have a little studio set up. It's actually sick. I've never really been to this area, but it's right by the bay. And we have a squat rack. One of our big sponsors is Zone. It's 15 pouches. And the 45 plates are Zone tins or whatever. It's kind of fun. Oh, shit. You guys want to come over and get a pump. We got to go. Honestly, I'm feeling very weak. Look at me. I'm always looking for a pump. Show your arms, bro. Show your arms. We're also going to measure arms. I'm good. Today, we're going to measure each other's body. You want to measure an arm real quick? I don't. Let me get some fucking girls in here. I'm not feeling. I mean, I'm always feeling strong, but I'm not feeling like. God, I wish I could say that. I'm always feeling strong. That's fucking cool. Dude, I'm getting juiced. What are you guys doing here? What are we talking? This is it. This is it. We're just kicking. Just yapping, dude. We just realized we're only nine years away from Super Bowl 69. Oh, shit. That's what we're kind of celebrating. Where do you think Super Bowl 69 should be held? Oh, it's an important one. There is a correct answer. It's an important one. I mean, I got to think there's got to be like some sort of city that has some good innuendo, right? Like, have you guys arrived at the most logical conclusion? I put mine on it. Blake said the country of Jamaica. Yeah. Jamaica. Jamaica. Jamaica Bowl. Which there's no NFL teams there. That's okay. We play in Mexico. Yeah. They're down in Brazil. I'm having a hard time measuring my bicep. I need a little help here. I need a little help. Let's go. Oh, you actually have a tape measure. Yeah, yeah. I got it. Whoa. Okay. Thank you. This is what's most important. Do you want to pump her? What's cool about this? We can measure whatever we want. This is safe. Give me this arm. How big does that measure go? Let's measure mustache. Oh. We need mustache measure. We need bicep measure. And then we're going to go backstage and measure. I mean, we could just do it right out front. I'm going to come. I think we can. 37? 37. Is that? I think my left arm's bigger. Are you left-handed? 30 in some way. Oh, wait, wait. Here we go. You heard it here first. 14 and a half inches is what my... 14 and a half inches. Which, by the way, that's small for me, dude. I'm a little... The whole building was like 26, I think. Will you measure me? Those 26-inch pythons, brother. That's actually a really embarrassing showing for me. Yeah, that's... I might. I might. I need. Oh, wait till I unleash my pythons, brother. Hold on. Tell me when. What? No, you got to get the biggest part of the bulge. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Thank you. Fuck it. Are you doing the sound effects over there? Yeah. Whoa. Is that a song you want to listen to? I think we're the exact same. Oh, shit. We're 14. Oh, shit. And I was expecting. Come on. Get out of the way. I was expecting to maybe dwarf him. Oh, that's so exciting. That actually really sucks for me. Trust me to do this on my own. That's not fair because you're lifting that watch all day, bro. Look at you, gassed up. Holy fucking cannoli. That's the size of Blake's waist right there. Oh, my God. Is that a 32? Woo. Oh, my Lord almighty. And you don't eat candy. That's 18. We were going to guess. We were going to guess. I'll take that. 18 and a half. What were we? We were 14 and a half. I got four inches on you guys. Wait, what about me? Four inches is fine. You definitely don't got four inches on me, brother. There's no way. No, my shirt's tucked in. Actually, I tucked my shirt in today, and I'm like, I looked in the mirror, and I'm like, damn, I wish I had a fucking huge hog, dude. Yeah. You're telling yourself. Sometimes I think that almost every day. I'm a grower, not a shower, but I wish it was just leaking down my leg. You know what I mean? I know exactly what you mean When we did Game Over Man When we did Game Over Man And I showed my dick to the world And it was limp And you saw I knew who had a small dick But the next day when people were like Dude your dick nice showing I was like you got a small You have a really small dick And then other people were like My god That thing you should be embarrassed to show that And then I'm like this guy's packing heat It's not easy. Are we measuring your bicep? We're going to measure his bicep. You know these guys. Look at this. They're coming in. Hey, we're measuring biceps. We're about to bust, dude. Hey, we're about to bust. I already measured mine. It's fucking massive. I think Blake might be beating me and Adam here. Come on. Oh, that looks pretty good. Give me that. No, he's a one inch shorter than me. What a bitch. But not bad for a slight guy like me. For a slight guy like me. Oh, man. I've never heard you call yourself a slight guy. I think you're actually pretty thick with it, man. I hope you get back on your candy journey. I will. I'm a little upset for you. That was actually inappropriate. I truly believe sugar is bad, and it's what's bringing me down in life, and I want to give it up. Have you tried eating more sugar? Whoa. Yes, I have. I'm leaning into it. All right. I got to scram, right? Yeah, scram, dude. I see your whoop. I'm also whooping. I'm at like a 13% recovery today. Gentlemen. Thanks for having me. Gentlemen. We'll hit you up. I hope we hang out this week. Yeah, we're going to a party tonight, and then we're having an after party. Awesome. Oh, okay. We didn't even measure his mustache. We'll have you back tomorrow. We'll measure it tonight at the after party. We're going to be measuring a lot of things. Okay, I'm about to bust. I'm about to bust. I'm about to bust with these boys. It's time to ride. Gangsters. I'm bussing with these boys. Oh, my God. The snakeskins? My man. The snake skins? Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake. What the hell? I'm bussing with these boys. Dude. How are we doing? Stone Cold Steve Austin has answered the building. Taylor and Will coming. What a thrill to have you guys here. Thank you. Thank you for coming on real quick. We appreciate it. What's it like being here? Yeah. And your guys is still there. At this level. Look at the fans that are clamoring to, oh, my God. I haven't seen this much action. There's whispers from all the way across the other side. Do you use them? Look at it. She's dumping them out. Well, I mean, McAfee's embarrassed. Put that titty away. He has to be embarrassed. He looked at his crowd, and he's like, it's pretty sparse over there. And then you look at the fans that are clamoring. Troy Aikman's standing over there. He wants to get on stage. I'm like, the Bustin' Boys. Yeah, Troy Aikman is always right over there. Troy, please. Troy is always right over there. He's always right over there. He's always wanting to be on stage. And I said, no, no, no, no, no, no. My Bustin' Boys are coming off. That's right. You guys got a stage. We're just walking around. People want to grab this and that. But you guys are set up. You guys kind of treat this like Comic-Con, sort of. This is football players. Comic-Con is exactly what it is. That's what it feels like, right? I see the branded hooded sweatshirts. You guys are getting straight paid for that, aren't you? Come on. And here's where our manager sucks. Yeah. You see that chain? You see that chain Willie's got on right now? I do. God damn. I wish we had one of those testers. Could we test it? I would rather not have a tester get on this shit. Shout out to Zales. Yeah. Hell yes, brother. And this is when, Isaac, why don't we have sick branded deals that we wear hooded sweatshirts and now we're able to afford sick ass chains? He's got you guys positioned. That's true. Big corporate just gets him on the phone. Hey, you think we can get the workaholics boys? We'll get them their own stage. Was there any deals? Don't worry about that. We'll worry about that later. He's working for the man. He's working for the man right now. He might be an op. That's a wolf in sheep's clothing. My manager is my op. That's crazy. That is nuts. And if he is our op, very disappointed. I agree that he's got us positioned. He's got us bent over. Exactly. And I don't love it. I don't love it at all. So what is your game plan here for the Super Bowl? Yeah, you guys got to be juiced. Buddy, it's a full, this week is a full sprint. So you go, go ahead. You guys take it seriously. I thought that was a question, but I'm sorry. You guys take it seriously. Last time. You've got the wrong podcast. So what's going on this week? It's a lot. Anyway, let me ask you this. We uncut your ass off. Where are you from? I'm from Evanston, Illinois. Sorry. Cape Creek Arizona. When we saw you guys last time, you guys had food poisoning. This is last Super Bowl. That's right, dude. And I thought you guys would just party the night before because it was in New Orleans. But you were taking it very seriously. You didn't drink. You had a big night. Are you taking it as seriously this year? I would say so, yeah. Like, when we first landed Monday morning, we went straight to the Pro Bowl. Like Taylor was saying, it's just a sprint essentially every day. So at nighttime, you're just absolutely exhausted. You're gasped. Like, yesterday morning, we had to wake up at 3.30 in the morning to drive an hour or over an hour to go interview Coach Vrabel. Yeah. Which we're down to do. but it's like you don't want to be we our first time i want to say when the super bowl was in arizona we went out a couple times buddy tell them about that drake party come on you need a thousand wristbands there's a bunch of day walkers walking can you get me in can you get me in it's like a zombie apocalypse happening to get into some of these parties and you're out super late you get hammered i'm a big yell vibes guy my voice is gone the next day you're hung over and And it was like, from that moment, it was like, hey, we got to tighten it up. Well, see, and when I look at you guys, I saw you doing this podcast over here across from us, across the stage. And I was like, look at how fresh they look. You guys look great. And you guys are keeping it tight and right. And you're sharp. Like, it's all sharp you are. And we got in last night. We just got blackout drunk. My eyes twitching. I've got like that. We're out too late. I have blood on my shirt. Yeah, Blake has blood on his shirt. No way. Not even as good. Blake last scrum. What happened? I think I bit my nail too short. Dude, is that not the worst feeling in the world? It sucks. Because when it happens, you're like, ah, this is whatever. But then the next three days, it's a sting every five minutes. You might be a yell vibes guy. He's a bite his nails so close that they bleed type of drug. And you talk about not looking good, not looking sharp. Like, it's February, and you got yourself a nice little bronze on you right now. Thank you for saying that. What is the deal? He's a beach guy. He just went to Hawaii. He's a beach guy. I went to Hawaii. I did my first ever celebrity golf tournament. Oh, my God. How'd it go? Maui? no the big island Hawaii proper they just call it Hawaii the big island called Hawaii it's just called Hawaii I've golfed 12 times so I'm not a good golfer but I was doing it for the kids it was for children's hospitals but did I beat Drew Bledsoe in the skills competition did you I did and was he wildly upset and embarrassed and then after that kept calling me a munchkin did he he did he went low blow He was like, look at this munchkin, munchkin, munchkin. Because he's an alpha dog, you know? Yeah. But hey, looks like the munchkin alpha dog. But for that moment. Sorry, Drew. And I know he's not here, so I can talk my shit. I know he's not here. Right, yeah. I thought he was trying to get on the show. Yeah, he's in that big crowd. But when you won, what you felt. I didn't win. I just beat him. But you beat him. You got to know what it felt like to be Tom Brady. Yes. Exactly. To overtake him. Just for that moment in time. And then when he gets upset, it's like, I get why he reacted like that. I had to chip over like a 12-foot wall. Yeah. And he biffed it. He did. He just didn't do it. Yeah. And then, boop, whoo, perfect. Landed over. Yeah. I threw my club up. I was giving guys hugs. I was high-fiving everyone. This is such typical Adam to dine out on like an accidental chip. Oh, yeah, dude. It was. I was legit mad. Nine to ten times that chip's not going that way. But that was that one time. Oh, that was that. You're a miracle on ice, dude. Thank you for saying it. Yeah. Thank you for saying it. And it felt really good. So, yeah. Yes, I guess I am Tom Brady. Dying out. You know what it felt like to be him in that moment. So that's why I have this beautiful bronze tan. There you go. That works so well, dude. I was just in Hawaii. There's nothing better than being sun-kissed. Are you guys golfers at all? No, not really. Yeah. Same. When I do golf, I'll be out for a week because the low back just – I'm just not what I used to be. But I'll tell you what. I'm invited to do all these fun events. And they're like, come to Hawaii. Come do this. and you're like, man, I wish I could. I'm so bad at golf. I think I'm just going to start saying yeah and just eating shit out there. Just budge it. You just get drunk and you get a nice tan. You get a little vacation out of it. Yeah, and it's all now. I'm like, oh, hey, Adam, you're not very good. It's like, oh, you guys. I didn't say it was good. I tried telling you. There's background checks for a reason. Also, ask Drew Bledsoe who's good. Yeah, exactly. Ask my boy Donovan McNabb why also be. You know what? Good on you for getting Drew, too, because ever since that thing on Netflix with Tom Brady, he's been riding a little too high. Yeah, we got to take him down. For you to be the son to his Icarus. I had to take him down. 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Honestly, that's about how it. My mom texted me. So close to that. My mom texted me, like, why are you on Netflix? And I'm like, I don't know. Stop yelling at me. I don't know. I don't know. It is weird to be on Netflix because now I think our families will watch it because it's so easy and it's right there. And they're like, well, maybe I will watch an episode of the podcast. And then it's like 15 minutes in. We're talking jizz. We're talking jizz. I'm a little disappointed. How do you not? Thank you for bringing it up, by the way. If there's a microphone. That's how life starts. Yeah. So why not always go back to the base? Thank you for saying that. When you just run out of substance or material, if you're sitting with your boys, it's like, hey, when's the last time you cranked? Honestly, I never run out of substance. If there's an awkward silence, that's what's crazy. That's what's crazy about Jizz is it's unlimited. You got that teenage libido, I feel like. I feel like you're a dude that's like a four-time-a-day guy. I like that you feel that. I like that you feel that. You know what that is? That's a callback because how is your testosterone doing? Thank you for saying. What do you think? We didn't check. We did not check this year. Does it go up and down? Oh, yeah. It goes up and down. I guess it goes down. I mean, I guess it goes down. It doesn't go up, though, right? It can. It can. Oh, yeah, it can. For the listeners and viewers now at home, Blake had the lowest by a large margin. Yeah. And we're talking 297. I don't even remember. And then also has the smallest biceps of the crew because we just measured a second ago. So that's where we're at. Those are just facts. And I'm not trying to pile on. Will you guys put your biceps on record? Yeah, absolutely. Can I just say one thing? Because you know when you insult you, I got to bring him back up a little bit. I saw you pull the sleeve back. That's a sleeper built. Both Taylor and I went. Oh, that's a nice looking bicep. That's a coupe sleeper built. That boy's been etched in stone a little bit. Not a whole lot of stone, but it's still been etched. Honestly, I would love to be your guys' third as opposed to these guys. If you want a new member, I would love to bus with you, bros. You want to bus with us, dude? Remember, he's a four-day cranker. Down the bus. He will not stop jerking off. We need a four-day cranker. Will's a two-day cranker. I'm a one-day cranker. We need to up our cranks. This is the difference between us, and you can start at the size of their penis because it's definitely larger than yours. Hey, no shot. Yeah. Okay. Thank you. Adam. That's not real because you're a big man, and so it has to be proportionate. You spend enough time in the locker rooms. The big guys are the littlest guys. Interesting. Offensive linemen. I mean, there's a couple obviously. You heard it here first. You heard it here first. Now, Matt Khalil, he's in a bit of a situation. Oh, this is going to be on Netflix. Oh, yeah. That's right. Oh, yeah. That's right. Oh, yeah. Dude, offensive linemen. They got the suit coat button. It's not really. Okay, wait. I like this. But now, is that because they got so much weight that it kind of pushes out? Wait. Whose position-wise, who's really hoggy? You know what? Don't answer that. Who's really hoggy? Don't answer that. Let them guess. I'm saying safety's just got it dropping down the side of the line. Why, though? Because, dude, you don't feel safe around them. Come on. You know the answer to the question. You know why. I feel it has to be a linebacker, right? Linebackers. A lot of aggression. At least they're hanging brain, though. They got big-ass nuts. Sure. Hey, what's up, Aunt Shelley? Thanks for watching on Netflix. The skill positions. Skill positions. Skill position, guys. They're real hogs. The skinnier, the better. Skinnier Now we're just talking What it looks like There's a running back Walking around here right now We're not measuring No It has a hose on him Who's dragging it Who's getting extra yards After carries I've never seen him By the way I've never seen Blake This excited on the podcast He's leaned out He's got a vein When Taylor talked about The button The button head Blake was like Oh I like this All of a sudden Blake's sweating a little bit He's like Yeah maybe the safety I don't feel safe around him Offensive linemen, for the most part, aside from Matt Khalil, everybody's kind of just the same base category of bird nest. I guess that's kind of cool. The old linemen are who you want to shower by. Yeah, absolutely. I have stood on this where I've said, like, I think that we would learn a lot if every historical person, everybody revealed their cock size. We need to know if that, like, influences the way you think. You know what I mean? Like, does Napoleon actually have a small dick? Because everyone says, like, oh, he says small dick. Didn't they find it somewhere? Yeah, it was very small. Is that on record? And it was very small. It's, like, in a jar somewhere, though. It is. I have it, yeah. Do not go in this guy's garage. Isn't it? It's a museum, right? It is, yes. And it's very small. Well, that's a fun. And then is Abe, our boy Abe Lincoln, is he just hogging out? Oh, Abe had a. You know Abe. Abe had a. Honest Abe. A cock. If you're long and slender. Big hands. Right, right, right. Game over. Yeah, yeah. Game over. Dick was as big as his hat. Why are you just explaining your exact frame right now? This is my new frame. If you look exactly like me, it grows in well. If you have a good head of hair and a mustache and you're 6'7 and you're wearing boots and your shoulders go a little bit forward when you walk, if you have bad posture, you got it. If you got old blue eyes tattooed on your right hand, you're hot. Hey, hey, hey. Taylor's got a nice little piece on him. Hell yeah. That's so nice of you to see. Because you, uh, him going from what? 320 down to what? 250. Yeah. Yeah. Like three, three 12. Yeah. It's around the three 50, two 50 range. How, what is that journey? How are we doing that? It's a, that was a light. They got commercial. Oh, lost a hundred. Yeah. Just stopped eating candy. That's insane. It's absurd. I was always a weight gain guy. So the minute they were like, Hey, you can't play football anymore. I think like three weeks, it was like two 85. And then there was a moment where Taylor and my wife, Taylor and will had to have like a sit down intervention. like, hey, you are looking like your prey. You need to get a little bit back. So I've been trying to. He was watching the Serena Williams commercial a little too much on a zombie. Yeah, but you're starting to look a little sick. Yeah. Maybe I do poop a little funny for a while. I heard that is a thing, that your poops are not great. Well, yeah, that is the whole thing. It's a whole digestive situation. Well, I don't know. I mean, I feel for the people on Netflix, They might not know that. Right. And now they do know if you do the Ozempi or whatever. Shout out to the people. You might have weird poops. Your poops get runny or. Explosive. I don't know. We've gone from jizz to poop and we are in the zone right now. We're in the batter's box right now. This is it. When we were in improv school back in the day, they say work at the top of your intelligence. They say always work at the top of your intelligence. And that's what we're doing. Yeah. How do you even find that? Yeah. That's a selfish rule. I haven't found it yet. I can still get there. Yeah, I believe in you. I can become smarter. No. I believe that. Anyway, see you guys at Super Bowl 69. Are you ready? Our new bit is going up to people and be like, so it's Super Bowl 60. So how many years until 69? And then let it hang for them. And they're like, I don't know. Like, what are you saying? and then you say 69 and they're like, nine years? It's fun. You know, it's wild, isn't it? While you were explaining that, I'm like, is it nine? It was like a weird like rollover. Yeah. Where do you guys think Super Bowl 69 would or should be held? Very important. And there is a correct answer that Blake came up with instantly. And Troy Aikman, we're going to get to you, man. Just chill for a second. Bro. Jesus Christ. We're here with the bus. What is he shouting? He's shouting. Phoenix? Yeah, he's not that funny. I don't know. Yeah, he's screaming. Phoenix is a great location, though. Phoenix is a phenomenal location. Super Bowl 69. We got to lock it in tomorrow. Yeah. I think like St. Bart's. St. Bart's would be a good spot. Very similar to what Blake said. Dude, he said Jamaica. Yeah. Did he? Okay. Yeah. I feel like island. The fact that you went on. No, no, no, no. Yeah, but also there's a lot of things. We can't do this. Can't do the island thing. Hey, we can't do this. We can't talk about islands. Hey, but by the way. No, I also said that there is an island that we could. Okay, because that's the first thing that can invite us. That's a joke that I'm not. I can't tell that joke. No, we can talk about the emails if you want to go there. But by the way, off air, I'm down to get the conspiracy with you. Hey, he's still alive, yeah? Oh, yeah. He's here. Troy's with him. Troy? I think if we just plowed the island, resurfaced it, built a stadium. And that's where we have every Super Bowl. I also feel, I think Phoenix, I think Troy's suggestion of Phoenix is a good idea. Why do you like Arizona? Well, because it's a very sexy place. People aren't wearing a lot of clothes. It's very hot there. It's too hot to wear clothes. There are a lot of babes in Arizona. Why I don't like Jamaica is we can't continue to push the agenda that NFL needs to be international. Oh, you're off that. Right. Maybe Puerto Rico. I like that there are a game or two happens a year, but the fact that we're trying to get to a spot to where there's an eventual home team and games are just played there all the time. Yeah. I'm not about that. Yeah. Gatorade about that. Puerto Rico has 4% tax in general. Real quick on your Arizona take. Yeah. It was Troy. It was Troy. Sorry, Troy's. But I just want to listen. There's a this is on Netflix. There's a franchise called Zips. Yeah. All right. The best bar food you'll ever have in your entire life. They were raided last week by Homeland Security. Oh, my God. None of my business. My only business is we got to save Zips. Yeah. And if there's somebody watching that can save Zips, we got to save. Absolutely. Arizona State. I've never heard of Zips. I've never been to Zips. And honestly, I will die on that sword. I do everything I can to bring Zips back. I don't know if this is the right place because we went to bat for Hooters and Rainforest Cafe, and they are both not doing well. Dude, I don't know if I was going to have to get behind the zip. Was a hitter as a kid. Oh, my God. You go into a rain. The worst food. Oh, terrible. But the environment. But that Banana Foster's dessert was off the motherfucking chain. But you're a kid, so you're just eating some mozzarella sticks anyway. It doesn't matter. You're eating the environment. Yeah, you're just like when that gorilla pops out of the. And what are we getting at the sticks? The snake animatronically just kind of stares at you. You go to a Zips. You don't even need to look at the menu. What are you getting? I love that you asked that question. I sit down and the waitress walks up and I say, ma'am, I just want you to know I used to live here. I was, I grew up here. I don't come here very often, but when I do, I don't want to spoil myself. Please tell the chef to put a little extra love in this thing. And know that it's very personal to me. So this is a sit down like. It's a sports bar. Okay. You sit down. Chef is a loose term. He said Jeff. Tell Jeff. Yeah, tell Jeff. I don't know if you guys notice it. He's setting the tone. I'm saying that you have to set the tone. Because a lot of the day-to-day work, and it's like, all right, yeah, buddy, whatever you want. But you want them to know this is a special moment for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you get the medium golden wings, extra crispy, extra saucy, buddy, I'm telling you. I'm not going to get crazy and say number one wing of all time because some asshole's going to say something, but top five wing. Top five wing. Yeah. Extra crispy, extra saucy. He's had it. Oh, my God. He's had it. He's had it. Yeah. The experience is off the charts. And then top five chain or number one chain. Top five wing. you're going to eat. But I'm saying like of chains, because there's like single places that have like really good wings. But as far as like chains go, would you rate it? As far as chains go, yeah, they're mowing them down. You got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here's what I fear. Here's what I fear right now. Go ahead. They might go on their own accord without you and they might have the wing and be like, I mean, top five. You got to go to Via de Ventura and Hayden. That's the one you go to. I'm seeing it happen in real time. Not all zips are created equal, but then you're also going to get the Monaco focaccia. All right. Extra jalapeno dipping sauce. What was the bill here, buddy? $13. Whoa. It's kind of nice. Time out. Time out. My headphones went out. I like how excited you went. I just kicked the cord and everything stops. I don't know if you guys are feeling the same thing right now. I kicked something and it's all. My headphones are in. I'm not going to. This is what happens. That's zipped. All of a sudden. Isaac is going. No, no, no. I'm just telling you. It's over here. It's unreal. We're back. We're back. We're back. Somehow. We're back. Isaac figured it out. That's crazy. And by the way, he just made his Netflix debut, dude. And everybody, did you see Isaac's hair? The hair gel game is off the hook. Yes, Isaac dresses like that, and he's 55 years old. Isaac looks like he was in every Jackass movie ever. Yes. Isaac looks like he is currently in a ska band that only performs in Bowling Halle. Plays the trumpet the whole time. A lot of waiting for his solo. Yeah. Scott's just got to sit there and just get destroyed all the time. How often do you guys throw Isaac a compliment? I do it behind closed doors. Let's play the game right now. Softball. Here he is. He's a loving father. Okay. He is a good dad. He is a good dad. To any child he finds on the street. To any child. He's in the email. He might be in the emails. He might be in the emails. Oh, boy. All right. 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