Justin Martin's Movie List that Required Repentance

Oh, it's serious. Let's do it. Yeah, let's roll. All right. Welcome back to the welcome back to the duck call room on today's episode. We're going to start with a little light surgery. Yeah, but let's get them stitches out. I cannot believe we're doing. I walked in and didn't know what was happening. I'm getting away. I'm getting a little bit of room just in case we're recording this. Yeah, you need you. We need you to do a play by play. I'm giving him a little room just in case it's a squirter. I might have to jump up. I said, what is going to do? I thought, well, I thought, please, I had an appointment and I thought I wasn't going to be here because, oh, here we go. He thought. So, Curly, who's been on the show of Curly's top dog, best dog training around. He's a dog trainer, but he's a nurse. Started off as a nurse because he's tougher than me and actually went through with that whole nursing school thing. I hope we don't get a squirter. That's why I'm not quite anchored in. In case it starts moving, I can get out of the way. Put your head on. No. So, me and Si are currently watching Curly remove the stitches of out of Godwin's neck. Oh, he feels that one, buddy. A little wintz from Godwin. Si, would you let Curly do this to you? Because you let him go to the skin. No. Bottle anticipation. I don't even like the doctors, doctors and nurses doing it. Well, he's a dog trainer. Yeah, if y'all are listening to this, you need to go check it out on YouTube. Oh, that's his skin, Curly. Yeah, youtube.com slash duck call room, I believe is correct if you want to watch Godwin. Make a mountain and cut the top of the mountain off. Do not at the top of the mountain. You got it? That's a half of one. We got half of a stitch out. You got half of it. Yeah. Yeah, you got half of it. The other half. Down there. Down under. Down under. Quickly. Down under. Somebody's calling me. But don't answer the phone while you're getting stitches out. That's probably the blood bank. He's okay. He's gonna answer it. You a posh owner. Oh, not gonna answer it. Curly, when was the last time you did this? A few years ago. Yeah, it's been a couple of years. You make a mountain. Oh, that one just pulled out. He got the tag in. I got it. Is that too tweezy? I don't even see his thing. The issue, you don't shave over stitches. I didn't mean to. Oh, you cut them off flush. There's no left. Oh, he's already cut them off once? No, he shaved over them and cut the tag end off. Well, you big dummy. Well, I didn't want to look silly. This is way better, ain't it? Godwin's faces are priceless for those listening. That's a jugular. On the road. On the treadmill. However you listen to us, it is highly encouraged you watch this episode. Yeah, I'm giving this one a little room, baby. Did you do, you just shaved over them and cut the ends? Cut them flush. They got a good razor. I wouldn't know. Oh, that's amazing. He did still. It ain't hurting, but I'm thinking it is. I'm about to go in there. Si, when was the last time you had stood? There's the second one. You cut it for me. Fine, thank you. I'll get to it. I'll get to it, sis. He just shaved them off. What happened? Yeah. Oh, he's got two of them. How many you got to do, Carly? Three. I'm on the last one. I thought you had five. Wow. Two of them are. Going already? Yeah. Go on, we're just going to write them off. Hey, whack them off, boys. We're going to donate to him, but God was by. What, you quit talking? Why you got a hoe to it? He's pulling me too. He's pulling me too. I did not know the plan today, but I appreciate this. It's the toothpick essential. Yes. That's part of Carly's. This keeps my nerves down. That's part of Carly's outfit. I walked into a coffee shop the other day, not for myself or somebody else. And Carly was just in there with the toothpick having a business meeting. I said, I appreciate it. Yeah, that one got skin on it. A man with a brand. Oh, that's good. You can't get there, mother. I would have to cut you open. I ain't. Here's how you cut you open. You got no mom and stuff over. Hey. No, no, no. Numbing stuff for dogs. I don't hate that. Different. It's gotta be. A little different. Light of canes. Light of canes, man. Wow. There's your souvenir. Just the dog. How did they even cut it? I can't even see them. Well, you had more to work with than what you left. I got hairs that do that too. They look kind of the same. Sometime in-grown hair, you get it out there. What's that about? Four-pound test? That's two. That's two. That's smaller than two, man. Ladies and gentlemen, let's give it up. Let's give it up for Carly's. That's very little blood, y'all. It ain't no blood. Very little. I've gone fishing in a minute. I'll pick you up on the way out. There's his payment, boys. There's his payment, boys. Good to have on your boat. Well, you could hook out somebody. Well, apparently he could tie knots really well. Well, I thought I wouldn't go. I mean, I went and got some stuff done to my boat. So I went to Tennessee to performance fishing and got me some brakes on the back, you know, trailing motors. And I thought I wasn't going to be back. And I went to cornfield fishing gear and got me some mount. And I thought I wasn't going to be back, but here you are. I drove through the night. I'd already come home. But I shaved and every time I shave, I feel, I say, okay, they still, I feel, still feel them. I shaved yesterday and I said, whoops. Whoops. Got a little close. We're a very informative podcast. Now, you know, don't shave your stitches. What if you don't like it? Oh, I shaved my stitches off. I didn't mean to. I would have never known either. How about it? That's a fun way to start. Yeah, that's a good one. Got them. Yeah. There you go. A good one. Got. That's painful. If it last one hurt a little bit. It was when I, you know, I stuck a butcher knife in my hand. What? And then I had to have five stitches. When they cut it, he didn't do that. Carly, Carly, we just sit, pull really. Hey, he yank that sucker. That's because Carly didn't yank it because he was documented on camera. That's why Carly didn't yank it. You in the privacy of a room is, you know, sometimes they got to have some fun too, I bet. Or if you go in there being a warner, I bet they're like, oh, watch this. Yeah. No, they yank a bunch of stuff out. They ain't Carter's feeding tube out. Really? Just yank. Just that we were like, how do you get this out? And the doctor looked at us and said, you pretty much just pull hard. I said, that cannot be correct. He's like, no, it'll heal. And then they yank that sucker out and then everything you ate for about two days would just end up on a shirt. You know, now that I think back on it, when they took Wayland and Jackson out, they pretty much just yanked. I mean, they grab feet, arms, whatever they could get a hold of them. Whatever those yank it out. Yeah. Just both. We're all rednecks when it comes down to it. Y'all just yank it out and it'll heal. Them embodies amazing. It really is. It's almost like it was designed. Almost. Yeah. Almost. Almost. Yeah. Oh, that feels good. Well, there you go, gobblin. Welcome back to the land of the living. Yeah. You've been wearing your sunscreen? Yep. Right. There you go. You betcha. You know when you don't have to wear sunscreen? When you don't go fishing? No. When you put your chest waders on. I can go fishing. Martin's been in full duck hunting gear fishing for the last three days. Yeah, I'm having the most fun. I'm having the most fun I've ever had maybe fishing. It is fun walking. You're just walking through the water. Walking waist deep in water. Well, you hope to stay waist deep. My first day I found a creek. I did not stay waist deep. You noticed when you got out of the mud and got in a harder part, he got more feet. What are you doing this? All in a light? I ain't saying. Huh? I ain't saying. I don't know where. Not yet. You think size is going to go? He could do it. If we could figure out a way to keep his oxygen machine up out of the water, he could do it. Or just stuff it down in there. Hang it from a drone. I mean, it's only you got to walk like 20 yards to get into the water. And then after that, you go at your own pace. I mean, you can fish as fast or as slow as you feel comfortable fishing. Well, the fun part for me is I'm using a 25-year-old rod that my grandparents gave me. That's pretty awesome. So still, I took it to, I had to get an eye replaced this morning. So I went and saw a little rod in there. I got, I got clipped for the sentimental rod repair. He brought me a new tip. I said, can we, can we, can we fix this one? I kind of just want to keep this one as is. But I still got one of them old plastic reels on it. I mean, it's, it's 25 years ago. All I did was put some new fluorocarbon. The reel he is using, you know, the West Point Cropy reel from B&L, it is $7.99 to this day. So back that, that reel was purchased for a dollar whenever. Probably so. You got it. And still rocking, baby. It's quite impressive. Still catching them. Yeah, it's fun, man. Versailles, you going stepping out this weekend? Why should I step out? Because you got good boots, man. Oh, you saw my, my stakovas. There you go. I figured you may want to go do a little boot scooting this weekend, man. I could do it. We're going to have those stakovas boots on because stakovas craft quality Western boots for everyone with over 200 meticulous steps for broken-in comfort right out of the way. Number one quality leather. Yep. Number two, craftsmen that put them together. Handmade. Stakovas has you covered with timeless tasteful styles, plus every pair is made with premium, genuine leather and superior construction. And the best part about stakovas, there's no breaking period. Oh, no, no. 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Something tells me there's consumer science behind this. Nope. Oh, really? No. Theft. This what? Theft. Theft. Theft. So back in the day, there was no credit cards. There was no checks. You were just dealing in cash only in retail stores. And so, and you had them old school cash registers. And so you had to press the buttons and then it would click. If something was $20, somebody could just walk up to you. Well, back then it probably would be a dollar. Just walk up, hand the employee a dollar. Employee puts the dollar in his pocket. No record. If it's 99 cents, the employee has to hit 99. And hand over, because a penny was actually worth something back in. So it was to make. They don't even build them no more. One of that nowadays they don't. But it was to make the employees open the cash register instead of pocketing money. Really? I have no idea. Well, I think it's a good thing to live in the past and go ahead and say. Well, there's a lot was a lot of fevery going on. Well, there's always been a lot of fevery. How long they gonna hang on to the past? But now it's because. Longer than Iran can keep a leader. Oh, wow. So 17 hours is what we're going with. We're here all week. Or maybe. Maybe not. Allegedly we're here all week. Um, wow. Okay. Sorry, I just wanted to see Hunter's face and it was exactly what I got. But you'd be surprised how many people if you tell them it's 1999. They say, oh, it's only $19. But if you tell them it's 20, they it's in people's heads. They don't hear that. I ain't got that penny. Yeah, but it wasn't for that. Whoa, Hunter, you're a little loud. There you go. Turn yourself up, son. Let us be known. We use the same science for the podcast episodes. What? Yeah. Y'all try to keep it at $49.99. No, we try to keep it at $59. Because if it is an hour, no one wants to watch it. But if it's $59, it tricks people into thinking, oh, well, it's less than an hour. I refuse to end this episode until 60 minutes and two seconds. Yeah, we're gonna stay this. We're gonna. I know you'll edit it down, but. I would like to see that. Have we tried it at $42? Oh, that's not. I think we get out of here a little quicker. How long do the people put that in the comments? How long do you want this podcast to be? You know, it's crazy on my personal YouTube. Like people want them to be like 20 minutes long. Like the 10 minutes, they just kind of scrub through because I think they think it's a highlight reel or something. But if it's around 20 minutes, they watch 90% of it. It's humans are weird, man. And I think I'm guilty of the same thing. Like when I get on there to watch stuff, I'm like, okay, especially with the boys because I'm like, no more than 30 minutes of screen time. So if it says like 45 minutes, no, I'm not watching that one because I gotta have closure. I need the episode to just start it. No, you can't. No, you can't have that. Like, so that's why VeggieTales is good for them because they're all like a little less than 30 minutes. So I'm, I'm, I'm about to, we need to bring VeggieTales back, especially with all okra sai over here. That's the attention span. Okra sai of a kid. I've been eating a lot. Oh no, the attention span of my kids is about like a nap. Like that's what it feels like. They got about two minutes of something in them and then they're off to the next. Which is why we're not ready for boat fishing just yet. We're still bank fishermen because on the bank thing go run and find sticks and do everything. Once you're in a boat, you a captive audience. That's like with me. I'm a bucket of minners. If you're going to tell, tell me something. I had to let entertainment short for hours. Hold on. Buddy, Johnny D. Oh, sure. Can you tell guy when how many buckets of minners I've bought over the past week? A man's one of my best customers right now. I'm on like a one week streak of being in the honey hole. You buy minners and they'll stay entertained for Joanna did anyway. No, not at all. She's letting them go. Y'all missed what Saas said. What did he say? The longest when did greatest storyteller of all time just said, Hey, y'all try and tell me a story. I'm tuning it out. That's right. Hey, you got to give me the short version. The shorthand version. You give the long version and then you lie all on top of that. Make it even longer. Yeah. You're the epitome of long story longer. Well, I'll just tell you with me, if you're going to tell me something, Hey, make it the short version. That is true. Yeah, I don't know. You better be entertaining or short quick. You won't hold my attention. I generally give pictures to reference what I'm talking about. Boom. Saas said, you're going to tell me a story. You better make it good and quick boys or I'm out. Make it quick. Otherwise Saas is going to turn it around and tell it way better. No, I just, I just, you know, hey, you saw what he did with Carter. I'm sure. Carter trying to tell him a story that day as Saas just said, I'm out dude. Speaking of long winded. He gets a little caught up in the details. Oh, he's, yeah. Very detail oriented. I'm really worried about that kid. He's gotten even more political as he's gotten older. Oh, what's he think about today's climate? Well, he doesn't know about it, but I actually read a book last night that it was in his room all about the presidents and there was a little propaganda in there. Just saying. And I was reading and I was like, I disagree with that notion. And then I flipped the page to our former president, you know, the one in the middle of the current president. Let's just say Carter doesn't like that guy. That's like, what's called the long winded. That's like, what's called right now? He colored all of them with red. I said, what is that? He goes, I thought it'd be funny if he couldn't eat his french fries and got ketchup all over his face. So that's weird. I said, but with him, it'd probably been more ice cream because he puts his night down and his socks on and goes and gets in bed and eats a pint because he's 95 years old. Uh, that's what it's like. That was hilarious. Yeah. So I ate ice cream before he goes to bed. That's a good. I mean, that's like right now I was Carter. What does Carter say about the war war going on? You know, we don't really let him tune into Fox News right now. What's the end? So look, now that size living that close, just go drop Carter off and let him watch Fox News with Cy. And let's record that. That would actually be unbelievable content. I don't know. Although what's our wacky senator kind of, we got to get that guy on. Kennedy. I mean, if he's about the best sound clip in the whole wide world. You know what he said today? I mean, we're at war and they're all in here asking what's so craughties the philosopher would say. Oh, no, no, no. It's war people. Look, going back to my middle tech career, they will send me to go have some meetings about a problem. Oh boy. You didn't like those meetings. Were you the problem? Well, no, no, no, cause I always got in trouble. Were you the problem? No. Well, I may have been. No, he was the one that had said, no, no, no, cause well, I was. Yeah, I was the problem because I after we would discuss, have a discussion, I would be one to raise my hand and say, excuse me. I'm a little bit confused. All the experts worldwide are here. We've identified the problem and we've come up with, hey, number three is the best possible solution right now. Hey, why don't you just say, hey, let's implement number three. And we won't have to have that two week meeting a month from now. Well, next time I get out of here. He gone in the meeting. And when I get back to where I work, everybody's upset because I asked a question. I said, yo, this is politics because guess what? I didn't know half of the world was vacationing in Europe. So that was, that was the problem. They never heard of Florida. Everybody from all over the world gets to go to Germany for a vacation for two weeks. So it really wasn't important. No, what we had probably the problem we had wasn't important. That is one of the other. Everybody have a vacation. That does sound about right. Oh, no, that was the truth of it. That's your tax dollars at work back in 19. That's true. Like I told Willie, whenever being filled with to New York, we got in trouble. I'd say, well, why do you send us to New York? Well, I do the same thing with the army. Well, that didn't go too good. Oh boy. Well, to walk me through this, why were you in a room with experts? Because I was an expert. Okay. I was one of them. They considered you an expert in your field. 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Rocket money dot com slash. Look, I had the most boring job at the command. He is not lying there. Okay, friend. You might have had the most boring job on the planet. Bill had tried them all. Nope. That's why he called on me and said, Hey, look, I need you to come over here and come to I would say you're in the top 1% of rebuilder. Yeah. All right. Like if there was a rebuilding hall of fame, how many are there? It would be the Cy Robertson Hall of Fame. Hey, that's right. Cause I actually, I can't even think of a word of it, but I made it better than it was before. There you go. Yeah. He innovated. He was a perfect attender. He didn't even take a day off because I go when I put me today off when you take a whole lot, put them together when I put the, uh, I've only came rivet through your finger rivets into two together and it's Tom too. It was close to perfect as I could make them. Yeah. That's Sir Robert. And I had to bend them and that was close to perfect as I could do it. Yeah. So I had to standarize the reed. Standarized. He did. Hey, that's a new word. I like it. Yeah. You don't need that. I'm going to add it to Wikipedia. Standarize. We sold them, made them. So I did a pretty good job. I, you, and you probably, there's only one other person in the running with you on who's been the reason for more duck calls sold on this side. I should have got a purple heart for it cause I was wounded. Do it. Oh yeah. He can make that joke. He's been to war. Yeah. That's right. Well, well, I was wounded. Yeah. You were stuck one of them rivets under that fingernail right there. Oh, I don't want to talk about it. And look, we'll have to get it done. It's this way. Come on. Turn that baby up straight up. And hey, it was sticking. There was in the rivet was sticking through the bottom. Ouch. Yeah. Lee, look at there. And I didn't say a word. Hunter's even. They said and all of them said, wait, what did you just do? I said, I just stuck that rivet machine through my fingernail. It's got a natal on it. Mm-hmm. And they said, but you didn't say that you don't yell out. I said, well, hey, it's too late to yell. Yeah, it happened too quick. Right. I was stupid when one paid attention. Okay. And stuck that stupid thing through my finger. Just right. And right. Right. I love to come on the radio. And I said, well, I better go X-ray to make sure that the rivet is not under my in my finger. Mm-hmm. That's all the reason I wanted to do much for it. They said, what did you do? I said, hey, I stuck a machine through that under that finger nail. Mm-hmm. And the great part of it was I did surgery on myself. Stop it. Because that thing that I don't need to talk about that. Was that finger nail? Look, it was all the way off except for two little skin flaps holding it on both both sides. So look, I had a fucking knife, an old one that had sharpening it so many times. It was real sharp and pointed on the end. I sharpened it again and my wife would look at me. She said, you need to let it go. A doctor do that. I said, no. I said, cause the doctor's gonna hurt me. I said, I'm not gonna hurt myself. I'm gonna do it so quick and it'll be over. Yeah. Hey, I did. So I just looked. Yeah. Got it out. I said, yeah. What? That's it's gone. That's what happened to me while ago. I was hurting that last one hurt. Hey, he felt like he pulled it eight miles out from the job. He made a little mountain. That's why look, that's why I was surprised. He was driving me. Yeah. That's why I was surprised. He did real slow. Cause when I had him out of my hand, the doctor snipped it, grabbed the same. Let's go back to that. And said, how did you end up with a butcher knife in your hand? I was cutting the steak that was frozen. I was taking two apart. And I was holding it. It went, it went through and went through my hand. So then he ruined two steaks with your blood. Huh? Cook it out. He just, but that's right. Hey, I cook it. He cooks it medium. Medium. I cooked it medium plus and I said, baby. Before after you got stitched up. I got stuck. I got stuck. I go fix this in a minute. I'm hungry. You know, I go to the doctor after eight seconds. Oh, that's fantastic. Hunter, how long we've been doing this? We're at 29 minutes and three seconds. Really? Yeah. Hunter said, but you got to go a little longer. How'd you know that? Yeah. You got to go a little longer. I have my own stopwatch. Oh, okay. I didn't know how long we've been going. Yeah. We're trying to say just kind of we're in this room where people keep tearing up stuff. Can't park where you want to park. I know. Can't go to the back door. I got a boat on there. And we were kind of the car around the back door crew at this point. We all just got to come in the back door. Yeah. Back door and I got to go through the front. Now y'all got me thinking about yo-yos. Yo-yo. Yeah. Put bait on him and hang it and sitting out there. Listen to the crappie. You want me to blow your mind? Yeah. Oh, we were. We were just you got hooked by yo-yo. We were discussing fishing. No, I've got hooked. Many a time bass fishing. Yeah. And Dr. Robinson had to do surgery. Mm-mm. No, I'm out. Yep. No. What about yo-yo? How many yo-yos you got, Si? I don't have any now, but I used to do a lot. That's a lot of fun. Do you know how much a yo-yo costs now? Are they like about what? Are they a dozen? So about a dozen? I bet they three. I bet they three bucks a piece. 50 bucks or a dozen. That's all? Oh, really? $4. Oh, yeah. $4 a pop. Yeah, yo-yos done gone wild. 50 for a dozen? Mm. That's crazy, man. That's cool. Got it. Everybody selling out. You selling out? Oh, yeah. He was still yo-yoing. Yeah, I saw him after hanging on him side for three years. I was walking around. I was having a dodge-yo-yo. You paid him to fish-cashers. Uh, I said that. Triggered it, made a trigger on it. Fish triggered it when he hit that channel. Yeah. Toop-sick. Phillips and Joe Dennis just coming in town this weekend. What? Your Dennis just coming in town this weekend? Yep. The guy's old crew. Yeah. And that's about 60 of them. 60? Yeah. We're going to have a crawfish boil. I got you. I love when Si does something somewhere else, and then the entire town comes back to West Monroe to have a crawfish bowl with Phillip and Si. What about this? Hey, I'll tell you, these people, they're invited. They're my kind of people. I have to eat at Phillip's house. Oh, you're out of town. They're all crazy. Guy, when you coming? They are a lot of fun. I got some stuff there along that thing. Yeah. But I'm on travel. What day is it? Saturday? Saturday. Hey, I thank you. Hunter, you coming? I thank us when it is. I want to see Hunter show up. I wasn't invited. You just got invited. You just got invited. I just invited you, Hunter. When is it? Saturday. Five o'clock, Phillip's house. I have a family reunion. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Family. I can make it. Five o'clock. What's your family doing? Our family reunion's still a thing. It's gone raring. I thought they were Facebook groups. You eat the mudbuggies. Mudbuggies. Yeah, mudbuggies. I'm ready for some crawfish. I hadn't had any yet this year. Backward drivers. You didn't know that, did you? Mudbuggies drive back. You know, I'm from here, too. They're backing up. Back it up. Why don't? Back up. Back up. They just like Terry. Back up, Terry. Back up. Yeah, Terry on the podcast. Back up. So they're all coming. Okay, that's cool. I won't make it. I'm going. I'm going to the whole cruise coming. I'm driving six hours to eat mac and cheese and go down a water slide. Where? Eat mac and cheese. There's an entire restaurant dedicated to mac and cheese that is inside of a water park. Water park. In Round Rock, Texas. Mac and cheese. When your child turns 12, apparently that's what you do. You eat it as you're going over the slide? Lord, I hope not. 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Chocolate. Crappy. I ain't gonna say crappy. Crappy. That's what I think that comes with the older you get. Yeah. Like the older you get, you just inadvertently. We used to sell t-shirts that have a crappy day. Have a crappy day. I expect. That's people don't catch them. Yeah. I have them a crappy day. Yeah. Oh, man. Or it's a really good day because you caught a lunch. I could eat about five pounds of crappie right now. I don't believe you. Bustard fried. I took some of the day and baked them in the oven. They were good. I got something. I turned back in my truck if you want to knock the sides off of them. Bear with me. I got two fish cleaners at home now. Don't do a good job, but they do it. My plan was to take Brittany tomorrow, but she just asked me. She said she forgot she had a hair appointment. So I guess I'd go by myself. I'll go with her. I guess I'll just go. Keeping that grand baby. Oh, man. I'm gonna go to the doctor. Bring her with you. Get one of them little pouches. Get them a little energy. Put her in. I got one of them little straps. You can put her on the front of you. Oh, then backwards. Backpack. You should. No. It's a good workout. The problem is that it's waist deep on me, so it's gonna be about. Shoulder. Not shoulder on God. I'm not shoulder deep. If you do that, though, they get clingy. Yeah, they'll hold on to you. No water cold. No, they'll hold on to you for the rest of their life. My youngest daughter. Got wet. Well, no, because we have three of them. And so two little ones with a baby at home. She basically was just in a backpack for the first year of her life. Yeah. On Allison. And now if anybody gets close to Allison, she'll just go sit right. Backpack on her back. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I carried them boys around in them. One in the front, one in the back. One in the front. It's a very convenient apparatus. Yeah, that was always a good way to get them to go to sleep. You just put them in that thing and take off walking with them. Well, then how do you get them? Then you're stuck standing up on that. No, I'm talking about for naps and stuff. I wouldn't know. No, nighttime they were. They was on that plan. We went with the full blown sleep training on that deal. And they still are like that. Now they're at 7 30. They're like, is it time to go to bed? Yes, sir. You know that all that's not going to last. What? Well, I'm sure it won't. But one day they'll look at you and go, it's only two minutes. I still don't know why they like. I still don't know why they've completely revolted on potty training. So they just said, you know what? We're going to crap our pants again. So, you know, any, any tips on that on why they went from okay to saying, nope, I'll gladly listen. They, uh, what? What was it? Oh, we got a good email. Oh boy. Everyone's like, great one just comes through. You know, I'll go with that. Call room.com. We got to be close. We can go. We're good. Um, Caitlyn emailed in and it said catching possums, which kind of caught my and I decided to read it. They do do that. Oh, no. And she was just talking. Uh, I caught a possum off my dad's back porch eating his cat food and she always here side talking about the 50 pound coons. So she just wanted to share a photo with us of her possum. And that's what gave me pause. Oh, hey, it's the Joker. Oh, wow. Mr. Joker. He got that way closer to her than I would have. Hold it like a baby. She doesn't give it a bad. Yeah. I like to joke with him. I was in him teeth. Oh, funny. Is that photograph my goodness gracious girl. I can say, nope. Say my, I wouldn't do, I wouldn't even hold that like that. I wouldn't hold him like that. And I know no woman. My wife would for sure. Is that close? No. No, I'm out on him. Anyway, that's what gave me pause while sitting here. I can see why I can see why that would. I saw that. That, that makes perfect sense. That picture right there makes perfect sense of why you would stop a second. Yep. I get it. I get it now. How is your grandbaby got when I know you just said you got a baby? Sid, how's the one that's going through the, whatever that long word is? Yeah, I don't know, but I don't know how to say the word. Yeah. Now she goes in, has to go in every Thursday and they wear and adjust her medicine. There you go. But it seems to have not grown anymore. Okay. So they got a pause and then maybe now the next step is it going down? Going down. Yeah. That's cool. Just at the break and see. Yeah. There you go. How do you feel all alone with one grandchild? No, I don't march to March. I know, but I was just wondering like any poopy diapers while you had them? Not yet. Not yet. But I changed diapers. He's a hold eight to ten pounds. Yeah. Is that so right there on the package? Yeah, they're nine pounds now. Nine pounders, couple of nine pounders. What's he doing the cloth diapers? But I said, hey, grandpa ain't doing them. Respect. Yeah, grandpa, grandpa, go have a Pampers. Oh, we don't play that. I said, homie, don't play. Yeah, but they don't look like your mother cloth diapers. They all fancy got covers on them, everything. You got to use a baby pen or they like Velcro. Yeah, snaps. Snaps. Yeah. Oh, OK. I always wondered in baby pens, man. You ever use them? I used to use them to hold quarrels. I used to use them to get splinters. No, that wasn't them. They were good for getting splinters out of your fingers. Oh, OK. Yeah, that's what I've used them for. That's what everybody called them like baby pens. I was, I never knew because, you know, every kid I saw was in diapers. I never, it took me longest time to figure out why they called them baby pens. And it used to be how they held the diapers on to them. That's right. I never had no idea, but man, they weren't good for getting splinters out of your fingers. Safety pen. Yeah, low safety pen. Yeah. Just start digging in your skin. Yep. Get him, get him on out of there. Get it out. I do have one other just fascinating email. Go ahead. It's fascinating. And I just want to warn, I talked to this guy. Uh-oh. We won't say how because I can't talk on the phone all day every day, but a man called and he said, Martin's basically full of crap. Oh boy. Oh, I got a feeling. I know what this has to do with my man is named pepper lily. That's his name. He's from South Carolina. Pepper lily. And he's one of them crappy colors. Probably. But he saw a black panther in 1993. What he told me, he said, Martin hadn't responded to his emails or his Instagram messages. He had some voicemails from him and I would love to find him, but our computer's down right now. So sorry. Um, but he has a very recent photo of one on trail camera and he said, you need to show this to Si. No, no. Because Si's right. And also just so we're clear, I'm on Si's side on this. Yeah. Mr. Lily. Um, no, no, no. He's a super nice guy. And I'm on your side here. But I don't think we're going to win this argument today. Okay. Okay. What do you see that stands out in that photograph. So uh, no. Oh man. A good black cat. I mean, that's a housecat. I just know about five things here. Oh boy. Who, what, where, when, why. You an adverb. No. How far is that photographer from the cat. Looks like about 20 yards. What is this doing? This is like Martin, you know, house cat. That's a house cat. Yeah I think but I do believe this this man was convicted that he saw one in 1993. Yeah And I'm on a side that were you is a small house. I was only four in 1993 But I did see one in about 2016 on Arkansas Road across from the Dollar General. I'll never forget it Yeah, nobody else saw him. Does everybody's cutting cutting trims leaves and all this trimming all all this stuff for the ice storm Mm-hmm. Yeah, I was driving the other day or something a movement in a pile of that stuff It was a black and white cat. You know, he was He was looking for mice. He was hot. He was hunting or catching lizards. Them suckers love catching a lizard Yeah, he was hunted cuz he was You Y'all know we believe the story of Easter is the most beautiful story ever told but sometimes When you know something so well, you can actually you can kind of forget what it actually cost You know, but what if this year you slow down and considered the full cost? And that's actually the idea behind Tim Tebow's new book if the tree could speak it is Completely different point of view, right? It tells the crucifixion story from a perspective You've never heard before and that's of the cross itself look It's one of those books that makes you stop and think and really picture what that day was like and so I know you love the Illustrations, you know the picture tells the story even if you know this story This book gives you a fresh way to see it. You'll reflect think and deepen your faith Reading it you step inside the story hear the witness and ultimately experience Easter like never before Martin You know what the best part is right? Yeah, he is risen. He is alive. The king is alive right there on page 108 Coming out of that tomb walking out that tomb out of being the tomb is empty boys Look, this one's worth checking out You'll see the crucifixion differently than ever before if the tree could speak by Tim Tebow is available now on Amazon Order your copy today I Know I'm just saying you you can't say they're aiming Well, there's black Jaguar's down in Mexico. Yeah 100% everywhere. What's when you're saying none of them gonna walk to here? Well, no, my argument has always been the same There is not a black mountain lion That has all that is where my argument Begins and ends why can't be an albino mountain? Mountain lions it's genetically impossible for them to be black. Yeah, are they genetically possible to be albino? I don't know look it up. I never looked up that fact of them. I Don't look up the color phases. I just read the study on black I agree with him but common sense got a rule in here. Yeah, I don't my argument is not that color That a black Jaguar didn't exist here. I mean he could have like Joe exotic had him up there in Oklahoma That stuff gets loose all the time I'm just saying there's no black mountain line. That's my only like a mountain line It's been proven impossible for them to be jet black. That's who Tom That's all I'm saying. They've got the deer deer color plus. It's a Kind of a tan Yeah, he's a interesting looking. He's got a weird if you know weird if you type in on Google can a mountain line Kill a bear kill a human be a pet kill you be black is number five Yeah, yeah, I mean it's just they did it They just did a genetic study like but there are other cats that are absolutely black That ain't a house cat. He's he's about the size of a dog a lamp So that's always been my thing is like just mountain lions can't be black. There's other cats that are absolutely black It would be dumb to refuse that point So part drag war. Yeah, I'm cool with that Okay, they've got them South America and they're like Jay said Jays don't believe in a panther because he says ain't that big since he's seen the Jaguar. Yeah Hey, now you can't say that they say Jase also ain't ever gonna agree with anything Can't say that though Because if that depends on the food source that's available to them. Oh getting that big Getting that beer. Oh, yeah, I'm telling you you run up on snakes and if the food source is there Hey It ain't no telling how big them suckers again. There you go. I've seen anaconda. Okay. I mean anaconda pythons at all in my body anaconda Don't want no they got a good supply of food. It's a hell get huge Unless you got your mongus What made a new anaconda? What why with Paul Rudd and Jack black Well, I bet that was good. I know what I'm doing this weekend. I bet hunter seen it Not yet It's on the server. He's already downloaded it. Oh my goodness This looks like it might be the greatest movie ever made and the critics said it was terrible. So that's how you know It was good Hey, pretty good. Hey, what's that Bible say man? Let's go home before Just so we're clear that movie exists. I need you to see that I need you to contemplate that and sleep on it I want him to go see it. Okay. Oh About a big snake now. Well, you know Jack black gonna get cold. I have nightmares. He's not very athletic Anaconda came out in 1990s. Yeah, and ice cube was in it You don't remember that you're not helping the case here. No, I remember the anaconda I wasn't old enough to go see it. Is that an ice cube been in like all the snake movies? Anaconda was in the Martin family Robertson Where's family are you thinking of snakes on a plane? What was that? That was Samuel L. Jackson Anaconda thought ice cube made a cameo or a little bit of water when you got to go look at the credits of I watched snakes on a plane You did not. Oh, I did Snake's on a terrible Awful I ever tell you about my friend Luke who had to take snakes on a plane back to blockbuster and gotten a car wreck and almost died And we had to live with the fact that our friend had a collapse loan because we decided to watch snakes on a plane I live that with that on my conscience for a week man I can't even you take it back because Luke was headed that way. Yeah, it was on the way my buddy Luke was I I'll take it back I was like, thanks man. This movie was awful. We shouldn't have watched it as Christian young men and Yeah, the Lord tried to strike Luke down by getting him hit right there in front of blockbuster I'm not that part's not true. Hey, Cap, but he he straight got drilled and I felt terrible Oh, I mean did he return to move or jockeet fit to this day? I have no idea Was it just part of the insurance claim I need to call Luke and see did we get a late fee? That's why blockbuster went out. They never got that one copy of snakes on a plane on DVD back That was her demise. I did feel terrible about that though Luke if you're you're not listening, but If you are sorry I actually saw his dad this morning Anyways, he just It's a small town people it is that snakes on a plane. That was a terrible movie. Oh Could you imagine a worse thing to happen? The snakes on a plane. Yeah, that's like our passion They was going to a zoo or something. No, it was a act of terrorism. Yeah weaponized animals, huh? I don't know if you've seen No, basically the whole plot of Jurassic Park, but with just snakes now and without thank God watch it not near school Please don't yeah, don't watch it. It is waste of time and is not family friendly by any means. I just own basket. We Yeah, they got some pretty coarse language in there. Do you basket weave? I Did it for watch that movie? That's out I got our go to the opera bet. Oh Hold on are you trying to say that the opera is so bad, but it'd be better than that No, the singing's too high now the music playing is a little different and opera is legit Oh, yeah, God will want me to hear most of it though. He got high frequency hearing loss. Yeah, that's me too They get a they'd get up there and some of them ranges got me like but them Hey, he's a mind he's a mind. Yeah. Yeah, he's he's making any noise. He's I've been to the opera before it was tight. I don't know how they do that. All right Over yonder. That's what I thought Italia, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's where they make the world's best meatballs and pizza and Shotguns and opera singers They want a golden something mind going over but they say they cheat you with skunk guns get the tears out of there The people they don't like tourist over or something Huh, they're using a lot. They're using a lot bigger things than squirt guns right now. Well, yeah, but I don't think it's in that I tell you it was like Super tourist friendly, isn't it? Oh, no, I never been there. It's been a minute since I was there So I want to go say the call of sin. Oh, it's tight smaller than you think when you're there Yeah Hold on watch this I can prove it while we get to the end of this episode I want to go to the holy lamb boy. I Would I would put a I'd put a pin on that Just now she just got grandbabies and all it is give it a ten boys. No a pen pen Come back. That's me in front of the coliseum. Oh With my very first beard Is that the pose you got to do when you go there? You know at about 19 that was the pose that did in front of everything. I don't understand it I wasn't a normal person still I mean people to this day that every picture I mean people said in there You know, I do not know, you know that stuff like that. I mean how old is the coliseum? About 2,000 years. I want the Romans. It is still standing up there. Yeah You know that stuff I built back in like when we went to Scotland they built and built in 15 15 and all that they still standing The other side of it and burrow they working on in buildings all the time the new at and burrow But the old at and burrow ain't never working on it. Maybe I just remembered it being smaller than I thought 5,000 people Stoned I'm talking like paint They paint a bridge they continuously paint a bridge and And the Indians drew pictures of stuff on cave walls and this pretty is it was the day that Indian drew it Hmm out of berries first berries That's just a what they're doing everything wrong Hey, I said that when I was a youngster everything's back Everything's back with a quick to build a human race shoes. That's much processed And we're in the process of screwing too many chemicals in our food But I have a great verse for us what to remember in these screwed up times. Oh, it's a very common verse It's common people have heard this verse over and over Over and over and over But they haven't taken it to heart. Let's hear it one more time Yeah, but we're gonna hear it one more time because it's a very important verse Joshua one Nine amen have I not Commanded you be strong and courageous do not be terrified Do not be discouraged for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go There's no doubt. It's a weird time to be alive right now a lot of crazy stuff on the news You open your phone. You're seeing crazy stuff no matter where you go, but We have no man To be strong and courageous because we have God on our side So no matter what happens here on this earth not be never alone You got it. You're never alone and the worst thing that can happen to you But the worst thing that can happen to you is you get sent to heaven where there's no more of any of this Amen buddy by the bing by the boom. Let's go. Let's go there. Come on bring it. Yeah, let's go there Okay, we're gone You