"RE-RELEASE: Jon Hamm"

Hey, it's Jon Hamm. I got here early and set my tech up very quickly, so of course I'm waiting for three idiots. Welcome to Smartless. Smart. Less. Smart. Less. Smart. Less. Smart. Less. Oh, my God. That gives me. Is that Yaz? Yeah. Yaz it is. That brings me back to. I met. I went to Chicago once to work the phones at a charity or a telephone. Jason? What have you done with my Jason? Yeah. And I met a girl there. And she was also working the phones. And we fell in love. And? And I was 15. And I went back home. I talked to my mom about this love I fell in with this girl in Chicago for a whole full week. She said, why don't you go back and see her? I'll take you. I'll go with you. I was like, great. My mom and I got back on a plane the following weekend, went back to Chicago. And I had the most— Because you told her you fell in love with a girl? Yeah, I was working the phone banks with me at this telethon. And we had a magical weekend. And that was that. All we listened to was Yaz the whole weekend. Yeah, Only You. It's one of the best songs ever. Now, Jason, did you know that the guy who wrote all those Yaz songs wrote all those Erasure songs and wrote Depeche Mode songs? Really? Vince Clark. Not all of them, but a lot of them. Yeah, a bunch of them. Well, Vince Clark was the writer of Yaz, and then he went to Depeche Mode and wrote, you know, Just Can't Get Enough and all those kind of songs. Then he left Depeche Mode and went to Erasure and wrote all the songs. So now let me ask you this. Here's a little, Sean, you might know that, you probably do, the name of the lead singer of Yaz. What was her name? Alison Moyet. Wow. Again, I said you may know this, but yeah, okay. Well, do you guys... Don't give Jason a chance. Yeah, go ahead. Did you guys know what the music festival was where Queen... What's the new game show we have? Queen was the headliner, and Yaz led in for them. It was called Yaz Queen. And it was... It predated Lollapalooza. I can't believe I'm laughing at that. That's so stupid. Look, we had a good one. Yaz Queen. Even a stopped clock. I want to ask you guys what the worst trouble you got as a kid, because here's why. Because whenever I'm like five minutes late to rehearsal, however late I'm in rehearsal here in Chicago, I feel like I get in trouble like I was a kid, so I was talking to Scotty about that. And Scotty's like, I asked Scotty, what's the worst trouble you got as a kid? Scotty got his mouth washed out with soap from the nuns in Catholic school. He was about six or seven years old, and he got in trouble because he was making fart noises on his arm in the bathroom. Oh, boy. And they literally took soap and they really, literally scrubbed his mouth. Why, they should have scrubbed his armpit. Right. But you know what he did? He breathed in to make his mouth all dry so that it wouldn't suds up. You got under our guest or? I mean. Yeah. Wow. What are you, are you trying to? Will, can you top Scotty's dry wash? I mean, there have been a lot of stories of heroes over the years. and that is really, people really, when their back's against the wall, are forced to come up with... Lewis outsmarted them. Yeah. You know, there's no fluid in my mouth, so you will not get suds, ma'am. But I always thought that was like a not real thing, that you got your mouth washed out with soap, but he got his mouth washed out. That once happened to me. Right. Yeah. One time, my mom went to hit me with a wooden spoon, true story. And I was in the kitchen, and I was being mouthy, I guess. I can't imagine how. Probably not. And I was sweeping. I was holding a broom and I was sweeping. And I said something and she went to swat me with the wooden spoon. And I put the broom up to block it and it broke the wooden spoon in half. My timing was perfect. And it snapped it in half. And there was a moment of like, what just happened? And then we both burst into laughter. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. Because you said you better step off? Just because I was able to block her so easily. Right. Just the whole topic of abuse and families is funny. Well, she went to hit me on the butt with the wooden spoon. Next time, does she come at you with a metal spatula? Because that's what I would have done. I would have learned my lesson. You know, I know. I guess these days I don't even want to get into the broader conversation because... Yeah, well, no, hang on a second. Let's talk about how you discipline your children and what you advocate for. Yeah, I want to open that up. I'd like to open it up to the world. And not only that, I want to hear their opinions on it. You would never do anything? No, of course not. Guys, here we go. Hi. Ready? Mind if I... I gotta burp. I'm not gonna burp right now. Would this guest appreciate something like that? He wouldn't care. He wouldn't care. You didn't even wait for our answer. You said, do you mind if I burp? And then you just were gonna do it. You didn't... I was gonna... Why bother saying it? It was just... Was it a false alarm? Because I didn't see you burp. Yeah. No, it came up. It was right on the... Whatever this part of your throat is. But it didn't... You are... You are, I will say, after having been on the road with you for 10 days, almost two weeks. I'm a burper. You're quite a burper. Oh, yeah, you are a loud burper like me. You like to... What? Yeah, no. You like to kind of yell your burps. Well, Jason, you like to do the burp that's almost... You pretend as if you're about to... Throw up. ...completely throw up, and you go... But I do the same thing. I do the same thing. I will say that to both of your credits, neither one of you have bubble problems from the other end. No. I don't have too many bubble problems. Bubble problems. Bubble problems from the other end. Yeah. This guy's amazing. I don't want to waste his time. He's received, guys, 16 Emmy nominations for one television show. Huh. You guessed it after that? Yeah, I'm going to say, well, wait, so that's 16 years. Well, no, it could be for other things. No, no, it could be multiple. Multiple. It could be writing and producing. Yeah, sure. He's one of the rares that's known for both comedy and drama, and his films are some of the best ever made. This, I didn't know about him. He returned to his high school in St. Louis, Missouri to teach eighth grade acting and one of his students was Ellie Kemper. I didn't know that. Really? You guys would love this and I hope we talk about it for the entire episode. He's an avid golfer. It's none other than the dashingly handsome, the talented... Very relatable. ...John Hamm. What? What? Did I get any of that right, John? Yeah, you got it all right. I did, really. You have to say, I don't think I've ever been immediately put in a good mood from any of our previous guests. It was a pretty low bar given the fart burp conversation that I stumbled onto. Do you want to join in? You just perked me up. Hi, boys. Sean. What's happening, Ham? It's been a minute. How you doing? Oh, John. The best or nothing. Yes, exactly. We want to get a little mercy. We got three car guys on here. Sean, get a fucking car contract for Christ. Or how about a motorcycle, Sean? Let me hear you sell a Yamaha right now. Okay, ready? Hey, guys, are you in a hurry? Get a Yamaha. Wait, you're advocating? They're going to be like, no, no, no, we don't want to advocate for people to speed if you're in a hurry. Hey, guys, pissed off at those dudes cutting line by going right in between your cars? Get a Yamaha. Hey, guys, why don't we in and out of traffic? Hey, we make musical instruments and motorcycles. That's not weird. Hey, you can play our car. Do you want to ride up to your baby grand in style? Hey, I wonder how many products Yamaha makes. They make musical instruments. They make pianos, obviously. They make guitars. I know they make violins because I had one in third grade. A Yamaha violin? I've never heard of it. I believe I did. How long did you play violin? I think until about sixth grade. And then? And then it just got to, I could never really read music. It got too complicated. I can still kind of do it from memory, like that weird long, long-term memory where you remember lyrics of songs, but like your mom's birthday somehow you forget. It's the weirdest thing how your brain... Quick, what's your mom's birthday? February 1st. Oh, well, it's easy. Who would forget that? That's a very easy day. Did you move on to a different instrument or did you just say screw it? No, I think that's when sports became kind of paramount and I just did that. What did you jump into in sports? Football, baseball, swimming, soccer, basketball, what have you. Were you kind of good at all of them? I was better at football and baseball, but I was kind of good at a lot of stuff. This is the high school I went to. It says Burroughs Baseball. This is my baseball shirt from 10th grade. Is that your actual 10th grade T-shirt? Yeah, yeah. Congratulations. What brand is that? It's really holding up. I think it's a champion. Will's high school t-shirt's now a beautiful midriff that he wears every once in a while. It's turned into an homage to 90s Britney Spears. Jason's high school t-shirt is a Warner Brothers lot tour shirt. It's a tank, okay? It's got a cap to match it. It's from Upfronts. They came in after Al. It's from Upfronts. Kind of did. 1988 Upfronts. Johnny. I didn't know that about high school where you graduated with an English degree and then went back to your high school to teach it because that's kind of like a, I'm one of the few people that loved high school. And clearly you do too. I went to a really excellent high school, the aforementioned John Burroughs High School in St. Louis, Missouri. And we had like crazy, you know, we were encouraged to try everything. So it was like arts and sports and academics and everybody was sort of encouraged to achieve and do well. And that sort of was the ethos of the whole joint. So, you know, you didn't have to be good at it, but you had to try. And that was the fun of it all. And exposing, getting exposed to like all of these different disciplines was really, was really cool. And it wasn't, you know, there weren't like the jocks and the nerds and the sportos or whatever the Edie McClurg thing from Ferris Bueller is of all of the gradations. Nice call on Edie McClurg. Come on. You've got to have McClurg at the top of the... I did a show with her for five years. Did you really? I love that woman, yeah. Hey, so, but now, John, don't be falsely modest here, but I've got you between the jocks and the nerds. I've got you heavier over on the jock side. Yeah, the dial's twisted a little to that side for sure. You did very well in high school. Was that a fair statement? Yeah, I graduated with honors and, yeah. That's not what I'm talking about. Yeah, it is. You did okay? Did you do all right? Okay. Why do you keep winking at him? I'm not winking. Did you, uh, no, we're talking about sports. Did you score a lot? Scored a lot of points. Yeah. Scored a lot of points. Played a lot of defense. Did you put a lot in the bucket? That's how good he was. He had to play a lot of defense. Put a lot of balls in the basket. I don't know where this metaphor is going. Jason, has Amanda got you, like, on a no-fly list? What's going on right now? Are you not? What's going on? Um, well, then, how did, all right, so then, so then you start to feather in. Jason, fix your hair. I'm sorry. You start to feather in some theater, right? Did that, did that. Feather. Feather in some theater. And then did you braid anything in? I don't have a lot of terms. Will's so tired of my shit. I love it. It's new to John, so be hush-hush. There was some theater feathering for sure. Yeah. Did the jocks ostracize you for that? That's a new one, Will. I'm going to feather that one in. Did they ostracize you and then did the nerds embrace and receive you Like I said no not really because there was a real blend of talk about feathering We were both groups were feathered together quite well Yeah. And the jocks were all over. We did, the senior production, senior year production was Godspell. Of course. And as in most high school productions, they were, you know, 35 roles and they split up roles and you would do half a song. with the exception of me who played Judas and the kid who played Jesus. So, yeah, you know, it was fun and exciting, and it was something to do, and it just was encouraged. So we all did it. It was fun. If I looked at your high school picture, did you have luxurious hair? I had a good flow in 89. Sure. Real good flow. Real salad, huh? Bateman-esque, I would say. Jason, this is, I think Ham's giving you a run for your money. He's got a great flow. He can have it. John wins every category with any man on the planet. Look at him. You know? You're foolish. You just chase the silver with him. That's it. It's just nice to be nominated in any category. Wait, Johnny, when you went back to teach at your high school, was there anybody still there that you knew? Oh, yeah. Yeah, tons. Tons of teachers that I knew and loved. So it was kind of a trip. Now teaching beside them? Yeah. Yeah, there were now colleagues, which is really cool. That's crazy. And in fact, the guy who was pretty much responsible for me becoming a professional actor, giving me the encouragement and hiring me and got me my equity card eventually. Wow. I kind of taught under him. That was my pitch, was like, look, you're such a good teacher that you made this department a fun thing to do, so you have way too many students. So you need a helper. And basically, I'll be the junior theater teacher if you'll have me. And they did. And when was that? I graduated college in 93, so this would have been 94. 94, 95. And then I moved to L.A. in 95. Wow. I did too. Okay. Wow. Geez, what a coincidence. Fuck it. Lower your eyebrows, Sean. Fuck. A lot of people hit the airport in 95 out here. Like a million a day. I remember we auditioned up against each other all the time, Sean. All the time. Wait a minute. Lost another one to hell. And then I went on the 405. I was on the 405, you? What car? What exit did you get on? Because I was on the 405. Okay, wait. Okay, wait. I came here so long ago, it was the 404. Thank you. Hey. I love you. It's just TV, okay? Wait a minute. Wait. Sorry, John. When we were on tour, Will or Chase, and one of them came up. It was Will. The best pun in the history of puns. It was the dumbest. You were eating Japanese food. I kept going, I was too lazy to make dinner, so I ordered some Japanese food. Sashimi. It's so stupid. And we were so punch drunk and tired, we couldn't stop laughing. Oh, God, was that funny. I was crying real tears. And we will be right back. and now back to the show john would you ever consider doing something so generous is and loving and give back-ish as going uh as teaching your the eighth grade classic now that you're that you're you got the 16 emmys this incredible career nominations nominations that's crazy is that the most nominations anybody's ever received for one show it's got to be a record i don't think so um I think there's been, because they were kind of, they were for, eventually I became a producer on the show, so I got nominated for best show and things like that. But you won three as an actor? I won one. Oh. No. I won one for the final season of Mad Men. But I was nominated, I think, as a guest star on SNL and on 30 Rock and a couple of things like that. So I think those have been lumped in there. What'd you do with all the speeches? What'd you do with the 15 speeches that you didn't use? I still got them. I bet you do, right? I still got them right up here. No, no. Did you memorize them or did you write them down? No, no, no. I didn't write anything. I never wrote anything down ever. You didn't have any sort of thoughts prepared. If I get up there, I want to make sure I don't forget to thank. Honestly, no. I really didn't. Did you, Jason, did you write a few of the times that you lost? Oh, yeah. No, I've got a book. Yeah. You did write them down. Yeah. I was an early adopter for when Bateman won. I was right there on, probably number four on the text chain. Congrats, buddy. John is incredibly... I deserve it. Supportive. Love you. Consistent. Oh, fuck. You know what? That's a good point. Congrats, Jason. What happened? I know it's been a couple years. No, you were winning the Emmy. Sorry, I don't think I ever said anything. Hey, better late than bad. Wait. Sashimi. Sashimi, all right. Sashimi. You know what? Will can use the same joke again, another one from the tour, which was when I said to Jason, I got him golf balls for Christmas, like two sets of 18 golf balls each or something, and I said, did you ever get that? And he goes, yeah, I already had those. And Will goes, that's a twist on thank you. Wait, what did I say? I already had those? No, Sean, you said that you dropped them. Sean, you go, I gave you like a couple boxes of golf balls. You came over to my house and I gave them to you. And Jason, you said, oh, yeah, yeah, I did get those. I said, well, that's a fun twist on thank you. the robot pronounced thank you pronounced thank you i don't think that happened i think you're both way back to jason's question would you ever go back and teach now john would you ever do that desire still there i sure would i i i was offered a uh a chance to extend my contract by another year and i would have um loved to have done it but i was 24 turning 25 at the time and i thought well maybe i'm at least going to try to do LA, see what happens. And, um, and you know, I did, and I, I really would though. I, I've, I found it tremendously fulfilling. I don't know what teaching is like now with phones and internet. This was pre-internet, pre-phone. Well, that's how I was going to kind of ask, like what teaching would be like now for you though, like you as an acting teacher then versus how you would teach acting now, not to get into acting weeds, cause we'll lose the, we'll lose our one listener um but like as your as your your whole theory about acting like how would you teach the kids now would it be different it would probably be similar uh if not identical i would just have much more credibility as a 50 year old rather than a 24 year old guy trying to wear a tie yeah what was the gig that you had what was the job you had right before madmen um i was kind of unemployed for like i i i got a pilot which i got fired off of and then i tested for seven other pilots the following um pilot season and got none i could went all you know all the way up to the top and then seven times oh my god so madman was that my eighth test that season and it was crazy late in the in what used to be called pilot season because it was on amc which didn't really know how to do pilot season so they just had a different schedule than everybody else but i had tested seven times and then biffed them all um so yeah so my last job was a pilot that was called something that then went on to be called a show called related with lizzie caplan jennifer spazito and oh yeah someone else um and i played the love interest of god why am i spacing on her name She was in Pretty Woman with Julia Roberts. San Giacomo? Yes, Laura San Giacomo. So Laura San Giacomo was the eldest of three siblings, and I was her love interest. And she killed herself on this pilot, and she was wonderful in it, and they forced her call every day, and she had a kid at home. It was like they treated her terribly. And then they fired her. And the powers that be said, you're out. And they told me, they were like, but we like you, and you're going to stay. I was like, there's no part for, like, that was my love interest. I don't have a person and I'm not in the family, so it doesn't make sense. No, no, no, no, no. And they kept me, kept me, kept me. And I had to turn down another couple of jobs that now I was available for. And then they released my option on the last day and fired me. So that was my last gig before Mad Men. That's so crazy. And what a change of perspective you have now on the other end of it. And we all know we've been there of, Just hearing you describe it brings almost like PTSD. Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah, like you said, we've all had a version of that. Yeah, for sure. Oh, this is going to go. Oh, it didn't. And then it's going to go in the far worse way than it ever possibly could have. Right, and a good example of while it probably felt like hell at the time, had that show kept going, had they not fired you, you would have been unavailable to do Mad Men. So it was a great... Yeah, everything happens. Yeah, everything happens for a reason. So you're saying look at the bright side of things, which I'm going to say I agree with. There's plenty of fluid in that glass. Johnny, I read somewhere that you, after Mad Men, you got offered like 800 parts where it took place in the 60s or some kind of same thing over and over and over and over again. But you were smart enough to wait out, wait for that one good thing. And what was that one thing? Well, there's obviously like as soon as one thing hits, then there's five versions of that thing that come around the pike. And so for us, it was NBC came out with something like called like Pan Am. Yeah, Pan Am. Something that was about like sexy stewardesses in the 60s. And then like there was some other version of like Woodstock and it was just all this stuff. And, you know, then the movie Revolution Road came out. Like, there were all of these kind of things that the 60s became kind of a hot commodity, or at least the late 60s. And it was, and not only that, it was just, yeah, it was like, so if there was a brooding, dark character that smoked and drank a lot, then I got that script. And I was kind of like, that's my day job. Like, I don't, and I love it. And I get to do it at a very high level, and I very much appreciate it. But it's my day job. Like, I would rather do something radically different. Was any part of you like, oh, God, you know, I know what it's like to not work so much that maybe I should just take one of these things. Oh, for sure. Like, the immediate instinct when you have that is to just grab everything with both hands and hold on for dear life. But I don't know. There was something, I guess I was older. I was 36 at the time, 37. Like, I was kind of like, eh, all right, I got this. This seems to be going really well. but then like you know lauren michaels came calling and said like why don't you host the show and i was literally like this has to be a prank i don't understand um and i yes yes and in fact i had to turn it down the first time he asked because my then girlfriend at the time and i were had planned this huge trip like i'd never been to greece we had like had planned this whole like two week long getaway and it was like we couldn't we couldn't move it well i was like well I get to say no to Lorne Michaels. Sean will never go to Mykonos again. Tell him what happened, Sean. I know, Sean. What happened, Sean? Jesus. Yeah. You didn't know me too well. I love the highlights. John, you know, it's funny. Mad Men was and remains such an incredibly, like it's one of those shows that really changed, I feel like in a lot of ways changed TV, changed the way that people look at TV, was one of the incredible incredible writing and you were so incredible in it And I tell you here a testament to how great you are you were in that part and you are because it still lives on When I actually started watching it in earnest, I had already known you a few years, and then started watching it, and was completely immersed in it, and could not get enough of it, and watched absolutely every episode all the way through to the end, and was really profoundly moved by your performance. as Don Draper, honestly. And really, really, really, truly. And it's historical now. Absolutely. Did it change the way you acted around John when you'd hang out with him afterwards? No, but yes, of course. Way more deferential. Way more. Let's see what John has to say. I don't know. He's my friend, my friend John. My friend John is. John, do you want anything? I mean, I wasn't going out, but I will. I will totally go out. The kids are in bed and the doors are locked, but I'll get up. No, I'll get dressed. I'll get dressed. But did, so you do something like that. That changes your life in so many ways. Absolutely. And it's at first scary probably and weird. Like you say, Lorne Michaels is calling you. And it didn't happen at 18 years old. To this day, Jason, God, your life and growing up the way you grew up, being famous since you were six, I remember you on Silver Spoons, I'll say it. Yeah. And I was a fan. I was a fan early on. I was like, this kid's good. I get it. Weird. But yeah, it changes everything. You know, and it really does provide an incredible amount of opportunity, but it comes with an incredible amount of like, you know, caveat, you know, like just be careful what you wish for in a lot of ways. So, you know, we also came around, you know, the show really kind of got famous, and I then got famous around 2007, which seems like not that long ago, but was a long time ago. Not only it was 15 years ago, but it was, that was the year they came out with the iPhone. And I think it was maybe around the time that Twitter started. and then like 2010 was Instagram and like all of these things were starting to kind of like people's access to the internet became in their pocket and 24-7 and so that was kind of the blogging recap culture was just starting so this idea of kind of actively engaged fans that could in real time kind of talk about the shows really came around right when we happened to get famous so there was a lot of like serendipity and luck involved in, in our show's success. And it was, you know, it was crazy and it was a whirlwind and it was impossible to kind of not, um, enjoy because it was enjoyable. And it's, it's so rarely happens that you, and we all, we've all been a part of at least one in some, in some cases, several hits like that, where you just, it's out of your control and you just have to hold on for the ride. And, and that's kind of what it did. But getting that level of fame and respect and success in a profession at the age you are at is fortuitous, I would think. For sure. In that you've got the coping mechanisms to deal with something like that. Were you able to take some really beneficial parts from fame and incorporate it into your life in a healthy way? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I think part of it is being okay with appreciating it, if that makes any sense. Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of us, I think, that want to like poo-poo it and play it down and be modest with it, which is also very healthy and good. But there's something very, I think, healthy about saying like, you know what, yeah, good for me, hooray, yay me. I didn't for nothing like work for 10 years with very little recognition or accolades or money or jobs or anything. Like, you know, when I landed in 95, when Sean and I landed in 1995, it took me three years to even get a job. So, you know, and it wasn't for lack of trying. I auditioned for everything. You know, my weird audition story was auditioning for Mimi Leader for Deep Impact, a part that eventually went to Jon Favreau. Jon Favreau, yeah. and, you know, who to this day I still say, I'm still a little angry at him. I'm a little angry at him for beating me out for that. He had swingers. He had swingers. He's a writer. He had so much, and he couldn't back off and just give me that. I needed it. No. He could pay you back now, give you some nice sweet arc on Mandalorian. Some Mandalorian love. Yeah. Nice little tight little three-up arc. Well, he's the guy in all that stuff, too, and all the Marvel stuff, isn't he? That's Johnny Marvel. Come on. Isn't he the guy? Isn't he in those movies too? Yeah, he's Iron Man. He's Downey's driver, right? Yes. Show far. Getting his SAG benefits, you know what I mean? Listen, he's driven Robert Downey in the Iron Man trilogy, quadruple E. Yep. He's driven Jack Nicholson, I think. Truly? In As Good As It Gets. Really? Am I making this up? I don't remember. Was he a driver in that? Was he in As Good As It Gets? I don't know. I'll be honest. I might be conflating a lot. I think you made that up. John is a fun guy to act with. Have you guys done that? No, but I obviously know him. He's a fun guy in general. He is fun in a scene. Very fast. Very quick. And him and Vince together, that must have been fun to watch. Oh, man, yeah. I've met those guys. I live on the east side of L.A., and they're kind of credited with kind of bringing Los Feliz into the hipster world for sure. The Dresden, the whole kind of swingers scene was their scene for sure. And when those guys walked into a bar in 1996, like, you knew it. It was... Oh, yeah. They were very good hangs, and they were very funny even then. And, you know, the proof's in the pudding. They both have very nice careers. We were talking the other day about... Jason and I were talking about Vince, about how fucking quick and funny he is. There's just no one better at what he does. He's fucking unbelievable. He's unreal. Yeah. And nobody does what he does, which is a nice place to be. Yeah. And now, a word from our sponsor. All right, back to the show. John, when you, you know, now that you worked your butt off to get to where you are, and in hindsight, it probably took longer than you wanted and longer than what you explained before. Is there anything that you tell younger actors going through it now or any kind of business-y advice rather than acting, you know, technique advice that you know that you would probably pass on to anybody looking to make it now? You know, I've talked to actually Jenna Fisher about this, who's also from St. Louis, who I've known for some time. I didn't know her in St. Louis, but we were talking about something for some reason. And it's funny, like, you can go to all of the acting schools in the world and nobody really teaches you about the business of acting. Right. And what it really is like, of course, like managing your day and managing your time and... Your expectations. Your expectations, for sure. like thinking about, you know, here's what it is to like drive into the valley in August and then have another audition in, in Fox in an hour, you know, and it's, you know, it's, it's a lot and it's, and it's real. And it's actually the part of, of acting that most actors engage with from a professional standpoint, far more than they do, you know, scene study or whatever. And so there's that part and there's also just the fact that everything at this level moves so quickly especially in television that if you're not ready to go if you haven't done the work before you get to work then you're it's not gonna go well right for one reason or another and i've seen it happen i've been a victim of it of just like oh i'll just wing it and then you're like oh right uh but it's um it's a real lesson to learn of just you know it's the first one i learned in class is just like be prepared i had i had an acting teacher two years ago he would he kind of would would would profess this and he was kind of a working actor he was a character actor he guy and he'd lived in la a long time he had moved back to new york it's like early charles nelson riley or early 90s um charles bronson it was charles bronson it was uh and uh we he'd only we'd only do scenes from uh um Fort Apache, the Bronx. But he would... Wait, what? Great movie. He wasn't in that. Charles Bronson was. Sure he was. You had a lot to pick from, but I'm glad you picked that one. Yeah, me too. He would say the same thing, which was like, as a young actor, if you get to set and you start going like, I'm going to work through my stuff, you're fired. There's no time to work through your shit. They got to get this shot, and they got to move on. Yeah. And they don't give a fuck about what your process is and how you get there. You deliver. When they fucking call action, be ready. And I think that that was like the, I had that at an early age, and I felt lucky because I feel a lot of actors feel like, I'm just going to go, and I'm going to work it out. I'm just going to feel it. Once they see how amazing I am, they'll give me all the time in the world. Right. But it depends on what you want, right? If you want to be like, take Tom Cruise, for example. People are like, they didn't just hand it to him. Like, he worked his butt off to be Tom Cruise. You know what I mean? And having worked with him, he is the first guy on set. He's in the gym at 5 in the morning, call time's at 6. He's there. He's ready to go, and he's the last guy that leaves. And that guy deserves it. You know, he wants it. He got it. He works hard at it. And that's, you know, Jason, I know you've directed. Have you guys both directed television, Sean and Will? Like, it's the same thing when you sit through those auditions and you think like, all right, the guy that comes, who's going to come in and take this part? Right. Who's going to come in? So I can worry about something else. So I can worry about something else. And by the way, so I can go back to the set. I got to shoot. Yeah. And you watch the guys that do it, that walk in and just say like, I don't have any questions or I don't have any ridiculous questions. Not how you, hey, this is not 10 minutes of bullshit. No. It's like, let's do this and I'm going to prove to you how I can crush this. and then it's like, great, that's the guy I want on the day when I'm 10 hours behind. Sean, you do, but you haven't directed, but you also, you go to the, when it goes to the gym, you're the last guy there and the first guy out, right? Yeah. Very similar. Yeah, I mean, look at me. So, John, growing up in St. Louis, did you spend any summers at the Lake of the Ozarks down there? Yeah. In fact, a good portion of my family has retired down there. My dad's sister, Betty, lives down there full-time now. Is it true that there's a bar down there that does real well called Big Dick's Halfway In? No way. Is that a true story? It's entirely possible. If I'm judging by the amount and the quality of puns that I've seen and heard throughout the years in the Lake of the Ozarks, the Redneck Review. Is that true, Jason? Is that a real bar? That's a real bar, from what I understand, and it is a very high-level pun. They deserve to do a lot of business in that. Jason, can we get a little something out of Marty Bird? I don change at all This is a full Marty right now Can we hear a little something out of Marty Byrd This whole interview has been conducted by Marty Byrd I think We love to have a conversation with Marty Byrd real quick I think it might go a little something like this. Now, did you ever see any money laundering or killings or anything down there? Very little, if any. We're painting a pretty bleak picture of the lake down there. There was a lot of bass fishing, a lot of water skiing, and some pretty heavy drinking. Yeah. But, you know, a lot of very poor water safety. Yeah. But you're not getting a murder a week down there. Yeah. We're taking a little license. Maybe a fall out of the boat, hit your head. Son of a bitch. Yeah. I had my phone in my pocket. God damn it. That's a lot of that, for sure. A lot of anger with that. But not a lot of cartel guys walking down dirt roads with shotguns in the middle of the night, right? You just didn't see it. And that doesn't mean it didn't exist. Now, are they upset at us for painting that type of a picture? I think any publicity for the Ozarks is good publicity at this point. You know, they do need to lengthen the runway there so they can get some commercial flights in there and really open up tourism, darn it. You're preaching to the choir at this point. Why don't you get down there and kind of ramrod something like that? Is that one of the other bars, the ramrod something like that? The Ramrod does great business, but it's mostly on weekends. And it's gay. I'm sorry. Mostly on weekends? Thank you. Johnny, what's your favorite best movie experience on a set or part that you played and experienced? I will tell you, I've got it right here. He's loaded with that one. I worked on a movie called Bad Times at the El Royale a couple years ago. Yes. Directed by a guy who I've known for a long time. He used to write promos for the WB. I auditioned to be the guy that reads the program next on the WB. That guy that Will probably got. No, I did CBS at that time. Fair enough, fair enough. And so I got the offer for it during Sundance. Yeah. It came through and they said, you got 48 hours to read this. It's yours if you want it. You got to be on a plane from Sundance to Vancouver. Let me know. And I read it and I loved it. And I was like, cool, cool, cool. this is amazing uh who fell out basically because clearly somebody did no john no somebody did it was fine it was russell crowe whatever good good replacement i think sure and it was to work with jeff bridges who i've wanted to work with my entire life and i've always thought was maybe the coolest coolest guy you know even pre big lebowski i was just i was on board i just thought that's no letdown right he's a real that's a high level professional and so i got to work with that guy for, I shot the whole thing chronologically. Spoiler alert, I die in the first act, but I shot all, you know, whatever two and a half weeks of my part, and it was mostly with Jeff. And, man, that was, and it was a beautiful set. It was super cool. Everybody on it was nice. It was, that was one of the good ones. That was really one of the good ones. John, how weird, so you actually, you did this movie with the guy who was writing promos at the CW, what a trip for you guys, right? Did you guys acknowledge that? And I knew him through like a little poker league that we played in. Like he was just, he hit the big time. Drew Goddard. And he's still making movies. Oh yeah, he's doing very well. Oh wait, I know Drew because he's, Caroline Williams, he's married to Caroline Williams who's a tremendous comedy writer. She's one of the funniest writers I've ever worked with. There you have. She wrote on BoJack. Things happen to good people sometimes. Yeah. Now you mentioned auditioning to be the voice of CW. you so the voice the voice has been something that you've been uh using for a while than it sounds like but uh you've you've really hit the top of the mountain there with uh with mercedes for how many years now i think going on 13 now john ham that's so cool yeah yeah they've uh i've outlasted several ceos and cmos and 13 years that's pretty good it's here he comes here he comes here he comes it's not professional grade though i mean 13 years is good but it's not professional It's not professional. It's not professional. It doesn't matter. Oh, no. I think people want to know. I will say for the listeners out there, every now and again, I will get texts from both Jason and Will about some voiceover something or other, which is it's a compliment, but it's a left-handed compliment. No. It's always a, oh, I see you doing that too. Good for you. Good for you. Good for you. Real happy for you. Let me tell you what else is a good, that Apple commercial that you do is killer. I love that. That's well done. Come on, that's beautiful. And it's beautiful. Who shot that, by the way? I want D.P. on director. Another guy I've known for a long, long time through our mutual friend, Tall John Schrader, a guy named Wayne McClammy, who now is another guy that came out of the trenches at the WB. No way. I'm not kidding. Do you know who shot it? Do you know who the D.P. was? I don't remember the name of the D.P., I'm sorry. Okay, wait, Johnny, before we let you go, because I know you've got to go, I want to know what you're excited about coming up that's really getting you going. I'll tell you exactly what I'm excited about because I've said it about four times today. I get to go to Europe for my birthday. I turned 50 last year and it was during a pandemic and my big celebration was having some people over and standing 10 feet away from them. and I get to go my gal and I get to go to the Alps for two weeks for my birthday I've never been to Switzerland I've never been to that part of France and I've never been to that part of Italy so we're going to do it right I'm leaving in a week and I'm very very excited about that George can toss you the keys for the house in Como you got Como handy let me rock it out I promise I'll mop up Why not? And listen, you can pop down to Zermatt. Where are you going in Switzerland? Switzerland, Stad. Stad, yes. I just want to be like, I want to do like one thing James Bond did. Right. Like I want to eat dinner in a like UFO shaped thing that you have to take a gondola to and then you ski out for dessert. Hey, are you going to get into Germany at all? You should get to Germany and have Mercedes give you one of their cars and drive on the Audubon where there's no speed limit. It's incredible. I think that's a different trip, but yes, that's going to happen at some point. I'll go on that one with you. Okay. Let's go. Yeah. Come on. God, that sounds like force. Let's take this podcast on the road and do it German style. But one more thing, and I know the personal life is way more important than anything we do for a living, but I'm just excited about you and your talent. And is there anything that you're excited that's coming up that you can share with us that you're working on or going to work on? The most exciting thing that I have coming out, which will finally come out in May is the long awaited 30 years on sequel to Top Gun. Oh, nice. You're in that. Yes, I am. That's great. uh, that's coming out. I think Memorial day weekend around there. And, uh, it's, I've seen it. It's really, really good. Um, it's exactly what you want out of this. And it's, uh, I cannot wait for people to see it. It was one of those things where another kind of pinch me moment, like, just like, wait, they're asking me to be in the Top Gun sequel. like tell my 15-year-old self that and I would punch my 15-year-old self in the face. Yeah, that's healthy. Tom Cruise was not a disappointment either, I'll bet, right? Just incredible. The best in the biz, man. He's the best in the biz. He's as advertised. He is intense and hardworking, but that's exactly who you want. That's what you want in a Tom Cruise. Yeah, that's great. I'll do a whole hour on that. That's awesome. Well, I'm excited about that, Johnny. Thank you for being here. I know you've got to run. It means the world to us. Thank you for saying yes to coming on. I'm such a big fan. Thank you very much for having me. It's rare that I know all three podcast hosts at the same time. Hopefully if Major League Baseball gets their act together, we can go out there and spend some quality time. Jason and I have a lovely, friendly Cardinals-Dodgers rivalry that the Dodgers have had the better of the last few years. Not really. Barely. You still have Flaherty, though. you know you got the ring you give me him and all is forgiven okay I'll trade you for Walker Bueller give me with the high school no no no he needs to be with Walker anyway we'll talk we'll negotiate something no no no please continue on with fucking baseball man all the fucking sports let's end on baseball we can end on the fact that I went on a blind date with Jason's now wife we can all but that's wait you did wait wait wait wait wait wait wait no he's got in there really fast I gotta go I gotta go. That's the next episode. Did you really go on a blind date with Amanda? Ham, just wink at me. One wink means yes, two means okay. John. All right, John Ham, thank you so much, John. Thank you, Johnny. Great to have you. Ham, you're the best. You're the best. Go Burroughs. Let's bring me the end on the next time. All right, I love you guys. I love you, John. Love you, buddy. Bye, man. Talk soon. John Ham is no Ham. John is a very humble, classy, solid individual. Solid individual, yeah. Yeah, I was super excited that he was coming on. I mean, he's like one of those guys that's, you know, I say it all the time about other people, but whenever he's in something, you're like, oh, this is going to be great. Yeah. Yep, he's got a real solid presence. And I really meant it about Mad Men watching that and truthfully, like, thinking, like, kind of know him and like this, how's this going to be watching him in this? It's kind of like Jason watching you in Ozark, which is also a testament to how good you are. It's like you get into it and you're like, you forget that you know the guy, which is, it's a hard, it's a higher bar to have to, a higher special to have to get over. I know. That's so true. And that shows how good it is. Jay, whenever I, yeah, whenever I watch Ozark, it's like, I don't, it's transformative as they say. So congratulations on that. Congratulations to John Hammond. So Sean, And also, what a great guest. So great having John on. Yeah, he's got a new podcast. Yeah, I was going to say that. Does he have a new podcast? Yeah, he's got a new podcast. It's called American Hostage, and it's on Amazon Wondery. It's fantastic. You've got to listen to the trailer. The trailer sounds like an actual movie. It's really, really cool. Ah, he's perfect for that. It's really great. He's perfect for that because he's so good. I meant it when I said, like, I watch Mad Men. And, I mean, how many? You would never think that a series about a pot store would last for how many? Oh, no, no, you're thinking of, sorry, you're thinking of MedMen, which is a pod store out here in California. No, it's a different, it's a totally different, yeah. I mean, it's a very honest. Oh, this is, oh, sorry, Mad, so it's an anger management, like a help group? Again, it's just, honestly, I wish you could just kind of play on Madison Avenue, guys, of advertising executives. Oh, yeah. Oh, I missed. But it's like where they, you know, those ad executives, they come up with all the different slogans. Like, you know, do this, do this. You're thinking of, like, by men. By men. By men. Smart. Less. Smart. Less. Smartless is 100% organic and artisanally handcrafted by Michael Grant Terry, Rob Armjarf, and Bennett Barbaco. Smart Less.