It is time for our bi-weekly non-monogamous music festival that makes everyone say, why did they approve this? Welcome to Cheetah Palooza. As we call it, busted. The segment featuring a powerhouse lineup of loyal listeners ready to share the hilarious and bizarre ways they caught their dumb exes being unfaithful. It sure is. Let's start with our opening act. Let's welcome to the stage Joanna. Tell us how you busted your significant other. Well, this is back in high school and my boyfriend worked at a fast food restaurant and I wanted to surprise him, you know, during his shift and also score some free food. Yeah. I will say I miss the homey hookups when we all work part-time jobs. I used to work at Subway. I robbed that store. Everybody got free Subway. Okay. So sorry, you're going to surprise your boyfriend at the restaurant and what happened? Right. Well, it was a drive-through. So I pulled up. I was all excited to hear his voice on the speaker, you know, and I was like, plan on being cute, but I never even got to order because when I pulled up, he was already talking and I could hear him talking like flirting with somebody. What? And yeah, and he was like, he didn't realize the radio like the headset was on and he was straight up talking dirty to one of his coworkers. Oh, that's kind of funny. This is basically why Jose did get fired from Subway. Yeah, no, literally. Were you able to get your order in? I got zero food, but I did get him fired because I literally pulled up and I just asked for the supervisor. Oh, the supervisor heard on the headset too. Oh my God. He was being very unprofessional, obviously. Yes, very. Joanna, that sucks. Let's keep going. We're going to go to Rodney. Tell us how you busted your significant other. Yeah, so I planned this totally romantic anniversary night for my girlfriend. Don't tell me it happened on an anniversary. Yeah, yeah. Oh God. I mean, I hooked it up, man. I had candles, Chaudet music playing in the background and I like I hired a private chef from her favorite restaurant to come in and cook for us. Oh my God. You found the chef from her favorite restaurant? Yeah, yeah, and it wasn't cheap. It wasn't cheap. Yes. Oh my, that's so impressive. Where does it go all wrong? Yeah. Well, I hear her car pulling up and I surprise her at the door and she's just blown away, man. All the flowers, the music playing and I bring her into the kitchen to meet the chef and she's got this look of shock on her face and the chef's face lights up and like, Hey, what are you doing here? Oh, she's like, wait, why are you not at Sizzler? Still, wait, is it just because she's a regular at that restaurant? Please tell me. I don't think so. No, I really wish that was the case. But no, they were seeing each other. Oh God. Oh no. And it took a while to get everything he sorted out because this chef thought that we were playing a prank on him. Oh, where's the hidden cameras in here? You're making me cook my own anniversary dinner. I hope you two kicked her out and you and the chef had a romantic meal together. Yeah, dude. You know, it should have gone that way. But we were both so pissed off because he had no idea. So did he leave? Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, she left first out of embarrassment and I was just like, dude, I'm sorry. I don't know what like, I don't even know what to say. He's like, I don't either, dude. He said, enjoy the food, man. Oh, sweet. So you were able to eat your feelings that night. At least that one had a happy ending. Even gave me like instructions on how to reheat everything. Now he's patronizing you a little bit. So okay, we got time for one more. Let's go to Beth here. Tell us how you busted your significant other. Okay, so this happened back when I was engaged. I was getting worse and worse. I want to go back to high school. I didn't feel bad. Next caller. I'm cheating right now. Yeah, oh my God. You're engaged. Yeah, let's engage. And, you know, of course, like I'm looking for a wedding photographer, right? So yes, Instagram pages, it's like the way you go. Do it now. And all of a sudden I stopped because I couldn't believe my eyes. I was like, okay, is that my boyfriend in this photo or is it like his long lost twin? Like it was a wedding picture. What do you mean? Yeah, like one of those like pose wedding pictures in engagement photo shoot. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where you're like in like the woods hugging each other. Yeah, just something that totally happens naturally in relationships. And it wasn't like it was from way back when it was only posted two months prior. Okay. Oh, no. Was he a model? Please tell me. No, gosh, right? That would be like an easy answer to it. No, so I'm like, I think the best thing to do is I'm just going to go ahead and DM the photographer before I lose my mind and go, she's like, I have anything. But basically, yeah, they got back to me. This woman, she tells me that, oh, yeah, those two, like they're a really cute couple that were set to be married that year. He was going to have two weddings in one year. Right. So he comes home from work and that was when I confronted him with the photos and he didn't deny it whatsoever. He he said he didn't mean to get engaged to two people, but hey, you know, like life just happens. When you put it that way, yeah. Yeah, I accidentally raised six kids too. Yeah, it was a total accident. Life, am I right? Oh, no. Why? I'm crazy. I'm sorry. Impressive that he could plan it twice though. And afford two rings. Yeah, that's also true. So did you go on and continue with your engagement to him or how did that play out? No, it ended up, but you know, things played out well for me later on, because years later, I actually did meet the real love of my life and, sorry enough, that photographer was so good that I ended up hiring her to take pictures of all of them. I hope she got the full story. Yeah, you remembered me. How could you forget? Oh, that's awesome, Beth. Text in to 78592 if you have a funny story about how you caught your ex cheating and you could be on the next edition of Busted. We got your phone tab coming up right after this.
