03/23/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: Timberlake Bodycam Footage 🚨 & Pussycat Dolls Drama 💃

Highlights of Brown Bag. Zulu, come here. Now what's going on? Cheese Maitian with Angie. Okay you guys, remember when Justin Timberlake got arrested two years ago for driving while intoxicated? That was two years ago? Yeah dude, two years ago. Damn. Well those videos are out right now and it shows everything right from the point where he actually got pulled over. Listen. So the reason for the stops is because you're gearing off to the left and then you're not stopping to stop signs. Yeah, sorry about that. What are you doing? I'm on a world tour. A what? A world tour. Doing what? Hard to explain. A world tour. I'm Justin Timberlake. What's your name? Justin Timberlake. Oh god. He was very, very brave. I'm on a world tour now you're girls tour. He said the wrong thing again. Why are you sure of it? I want a whole tour dude. Hey you should have started beatboxing. He should have done that. He could have done it's gonna be mad. And now we're gonna, oh Justin, why don't you say so? He tried to get these videos not put out. He did. He was like trying to find it and he like say like no please don't put them out but now I see it because this pool like even when he's taking the test he's fumbling. Will you do his test? Sure. And then just walk, I'm sorry. I'm a little nervous. These are like really hard tests. So the way this device works you just put your lips over it and you blow into it like you're blowing it on. No? Yeah. At this point there's no observations. You're under the rest. Yes. Come on man. That would be funny. That would be funny if he would say hey where's Justin Kutcher? Am I being punked? No. You got me so bad. He's saying nah. Nah. No but what's crazy is that his friend the whole time he's like I'm just following my friend so the friend actually pulls up and she's begging the officers to bring him. Please see Justin. I have his phone. Yeah. Can you guys please just do me a favor because you love to buy, buy, buy or like sexy bad. I have his phone. Do me one favor. Let me ask him if he wants me to give him his phone. This is insane. So it's not going to be a long thing. I'll let you walk up real quick. Please. Of course they let him. They did. They actually did. This, he was trying to hook up with this girl because what ended up happening he was swerving and they stopped him right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was swerving, they stopped him and he was saying he was following his friend right? This girl seems like she don't really know him like that. He was trying to hook up with a girl and then. Oh, you guys like buy, buy, buy. Yeah, come on. It's my favorite. Oh wait, he's married. Oh, yeah, he is married. Jessica Beale. Yeah. Oh, and you know what? They did ask him the officers. They asked him like, who are you? How are you guys related? And she's all like, that's my friend, you know. We're friends. Wow. And her name is as we just met. Yeah, as Steve Stanley. That's her name. So drama. No wonder he didn't want this footage out. He was like, hey, this is career altering footage. Please do not let it out. Oh, yeah. Career altering. Like he's only going to have half of what he has now. Oh, his assets are split. I know. So there's also footage of him at the station. You guys listen, listen. You are in touch. Okay. So you were under arrest for DWI. Guys, I don't mean no harm. What was the traffic violation? I missed just, just so I, just so I know future friends. Wait, start over. Okay. I was just following my friends. He was treating me like I'm a criminal. You know what, if you take me to the show, what goes around comes around. Okay. What goes around comes around. Hey, I bet they were like, hey, Justin, cry me a river. They could have. But yes, those videos are out and you guys can watch them on Brownback Mornings 106 on IG, all right. You know, it's wild is that it's redacted. So that's the stuff that they allowed us to see. I know. Oh yeah, other stuff. There is. When he, when he objected to being white. Yes. This part, this part. White. He's getting. They filled out his race. White. White. Just kidding. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. You're petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and I'm petty as. Pretty. On a scale of one to petty concrete, how petty are comedians? Very petty. Very petty, right? And it landed. Why are we laughing? Because he's petty. He's not petty. Oh my gosh. You saw. Never mind. I'm not a comedian. You're right. Oh, everything. More than me. I hear buddy. Well rounded. Well rounded. All right. Well, there is a comedian that is getting sued for love. He's getting sued for lying on the lion king's name. Very petty, petty. Because we love the Lion King. Everyone knows the classic opening scene. Well, this comedian from Zimbabwe, his name is Learn More Johnasi. He went on a podcast and with a straight face told what the translation is to. How do you go? Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. You sound like India Maria. Doesn't wait. Doesn't wait. All right. Don't joke on it because they might come after you. Like they came after you and check this out. Dancing. Go. Yeah. Get you. Baba. In go. Yeah. All right. Yeah. What does it mean? It means look. There's a lion. Oh my God. You're joking. That is not what that means. Look, there's a lion. Oh my God. It's a lion. Now this clip did go viral. And honestly, the way he translated it with a straight face, I was like, oh my gosh, that's what it means. Yeah. So awesome. But no, no, no, no, no, no. The original composer, Libo M, now he's suing this comedian for $27 million saying not only was the translation fake, he's claiming the comedian presented it like a real fact, not just a joke, which would be like, okay, that's like fair use and your comedic creativeness or whatever. And that it damaged the cultural and artistic meaning behind the song. This composer is suing for defamation, trade libel, and even interference with his career, basically saying that the viral moment messed with his own legacy and his business. That's crazy. What the hell? Never did I see that clip and I'm like, oh my God, the legacy's over. I will never watch the lion king. Like, yeah. No, not that serious, my guy. Not at all. The sequels is what did it to the lion king. But anyway, so why didn't the composer tell us what it meant? Well, he says in the first place. I never knew. Well, no one told us what it meant. That's what I'm saying. And I never cared. Yeah. I just love the vibe. Yeah. I love the vibe of it. But he does say that the actual meaning is all hell the king we bow in his presence. So to say that to, oh my God, is a lion. Look, it's a lion. Oh my God. That's crazy because he said the, I feel like he just executed the joke so well that we all believed him. And it's like, that's why I really, well, he's getting sued because he didn't like not have a straight face. Haha. No, he for sure told them like it was back. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. Like that would have saved them $27 million. I would have believed him. I think I would say that if someone is Hispanic, right? And then they have something that's Spanish and then they translate it and it wasn't really the right, like if someone's translating a Vicente Fernandez song to somebody else and it's like, he's not really saying that, bro. I think people maybe in that culture would feel away. And they're honestly, they're from two different parts of Africa, two different countries, different parts culturally and all of that. So I'm assuming there might also be something there. Cause you know how it's always up with someone that's not from the same area you know. So there is that part of it too. But yeah, the original composer is now suing for $27 million. Wow. And man, this comedian though, Conker, you mentioned, he's getting booked like he's booked and busy. Oh, he's getting busy. He's getting booked. He's in Hollywood. He's doing the comedy store now. He's doing all this stuff. And it's like good for him. So just skip it under the, under the table. Yeah. If you don't want that to garnish your stuff. That part. That part. I make it out on meeting that. Oh my God. Oh my God. Some of us in this room. Bad boys. Banger. What you want? What you gonna do? I used to steal a Hachito for this song right now. What's up the mood? After watching cops. Hey, what does he say? What the chat thing? What the chat thing? What the chat thing? Nobody gonna get to now where he is. What a great song. Some of us in this room though, might have trouble with the FBI. Oh. Because of something we have on our phones. Oh gosh. I'm thinking of Jose, but it's not. Oh my God. Oh no, he for sure didn't have trouble with the FBI because of what he has on his phone. But different from the story. It might be me and Letty. What? Yes, Letty. Do you have Strava on your phone? Stop it, Greg. Do you have Strava on your phone? Yes, I have Strava on my phone. I have Strava on my phone too. Why? You're gonna run. Do you know what Strava is? Something like, like, took a drink with Guava or something. A Strava? I got it right here. This is Strava. That's Sativa. That's Sativa. Yeah. Strava is a running app. It's a running app that everybody uses to track their runs. So you put it on and it'll track your runs, your pace, everything about what you're doing in that moment. That's vibes. There is an officer in the French military going viral right now because he burned the spot of where he is at. How? Oh, running. Running. So you know those ships that are in the middle of the ocean? Yeah. They're supposed to be super low key. Navy ships? The Navy ships are like, there's like jet. Be quiet. Yeah. Watch your mouth. Yes. You're not supposed to know where they're at. Yeah. This officer decided, you know what? I'm gonna go for a run on this ship and I'm gonna track it on Strava. Oh, God. Guess who saw it? All the ops. Oh, my goodness. Every government in the world saw it because it's a screen shot. The Iranians, my aunt, saw it. The U.S. Anians. We saw it too. The U.S. Anians? We saw it too. He's like, oh, he right there? Okay. So all you see in the middle of the ocean is just him doing laps and laps and laps on Strava. So funny. And it's public. Anybody can see it. Yep. So he snitched on himself. Yeah. Period. Anyone, if you have Strava, make your maps private, please. Yeah. It tracks you. It does your little thing. And it'll still tell you how you ran. But when you put the maps and now showing everyone where you're at, it's like GPS locator. Bruh. Serial killers would have done a number with Strava back in the day. And then to make matters worse, he runs in circles and then ran in an X. You made a target? You made a target? You moron? What are you doing? But yeah, they're really mad because they burned the spot out for all this shit. Yeah. Everybody can see it now. No, that's why I don't run. To just not give up my geolocation, you know? You can run and not track it full. No, I don't know. It's too dangerous. It's too dangerous to run. How's it gonna prove that he ran? If you didn't post it, come on now. Oh, gosh. I run all the time. I don't post it. You didn't run then. It has to be I should have. And then when you post it, why are people always posting their runs? Pick one, bro. Which one you mad at? That you post or you don't post it? Yeah. Well, no, you gotta post it. I also don't believe that you run at all. All right. Thanks for that, Greg. Be careful out there. And if you're in the military, I'm pretty sure they'd give them a whole thing to take off their privacy settings, take off locations. All kinds of things. All of that because there's soldiers on bases everywhere. Like, Loki, when you were posting in that base you were at, I'm like, he's probably in trouble for that. They told me that I couldn't post certain things. I couldn't post a bunch of stuff. I couldn't post a lot of things. They did take away our phones, our watches, everything just in case we were bugged. So they took away a lot of our stuff to go into certain areas and I got to do some really cool things and how we're being protected and it's amazing. And find out next. Because we're going to tell it all. Yeah, find out what they're protecting. All right. Thanks for that, Greg. Con, you ready for the weather? Let's get into it. All right, check this out, Homie. You need a homie or need some help? We need your help. We'll need a lion. I mean, phone line. We got you, phone. The Homie Helpline. Brian needs our help. Brian hit us up because his best friend's ex is locked up overseas. She got caught traveling with some weed, some of that sticky grain. And now she's trying to raise money to get back home. She has a daughter. And she or someone who has her password hit her up and was like, please, Brian, I just want to come home to my daughter. Please donate to Michael Fundme. And he's not sure if he should do it because that's his best friend's ex. She did him dirty. And also, you know, he wants to see if, you know, is this, is this being disloyal to my best homie if I shoot her the hundo? I think, no, I think he should make t-shirts. Free the homie. With her face. Free the homie. Free the homie. She's in Turkey right now. It was just a little bit of weed. Yeah. And for the record, I think like, let's say, let's say it's someone on her account, which maybe we should ask him, like, is it from her or someone on her account? Uh, they're probably doing it to her whole follow list. Oh, that's true. Like they're probably, if it's, if it's a go fund me, it's probably being sent to everybody. So I think even just taking it, like if, if this is causing you such turmoil inside your body that you're like, oh my God, I don't know if I should give her 20 bucks because she cheated on my homie, then just don't do it. Someone else will. She felt special. True, true. Yeah. Well, that's how they get you by like personalizing the message. They do. Yeah, they do. Like, Brian, Greg, please, I'm poor. Yeah. You know? Yeah, it sounds like a robot, man. Yeah. Well, I don't know. Yeah, if you have, but if you have that in your, in your spirit of like, I don't know if I should maybe that's just telling you you shouldn't. Because otherwise you'd be like, yeah, that's messed up. If you're like anything about her daughter or child, all of that. Yeah, just spot her something and then don't even look, think about it. Yeah, no. My good instinct would be to question like, you know, Tinez Familia, what's going on? Yeah, exactly. You know how a cousin or a kid. Yeah, I would. Why are you hitting me up for it? What about the guy that you cheated on my homie with? Yeah. Maybe. You were in Turkey, but don't think Tinez Familia? Yeah. Oh, you're so right. Turkey's not cheap. Got Turkish airlines though. You need to travel right now. That's $2,500 a ticket round trip. Damn. Damn. Did you check? Yeah. Is that what you're making? You're trying to go to Turkey? Nah, I would assume. I would assume it costs $700 just to go to New York. Did you want to go to Turkey? Mm-hmm. What do you want? Freaking flyer miles to go over there or what? All right, let's go to phone lines. I go to Philip in some valley. What's up, Philip? What up? What up? What up? Philip, talk to us. What would you tell Brian should he put into this girls go fun me or not? No, I wouldn't because how do you know if he's locked up? True. Oh. She might just be over there partying if she needs more money. True. And she knows your trick. She knows she can trick on you. She don't want to get home to her daughter. Oh my gosh. Maybe it might be that. I don't know. Is there like a booking number? Like you could look it up. Yeah. Someone locked up over here. You could look it up. We need a mug shot. Oh yeah. First thing last name. Yeah. Date of birth. You could find out. How did we find out about Issa Abaraki? When was that? Well, he's famous. Well, that's different. Future. Future too. Yeah. Anybody though. The mug shot in 30 y'all. She's all scared. Big will. Big will. And boy, hi. What's up, Big Will? What up, what up? Talk to his brother. Should this guy donate to homegirls go find me or not? Because she cheated on his homie. Not no, but hell no. She said donate nothing to her. Whatever. What he ought to do is, what she ought to do is reach out to the guy she cheated with and have him donate to her. And the homie should stay loyal to his boy. Loyalty comes to 1000 percent. That part. That part. We'll say 10,000, but a thousand is good enough. I guess if it comes down to that, who's your loyalty to, bro? Your best friend there. I think it's just him getting that message. This is like the... Yeah, probably. It's like it's conscience. Yeah, he's trying to... Then do it. It's so easy to clear it. It's so easy to clear it. That's his homie. And guess what? If you're like, hey, bro, I donate 20 bucks to homegirls go find me. He's probably like, good, she's locked up. Like, 20 bucks. Like knowing your ex is going through hard times, low key, I don't think that fool's gonna be like, oh, there you give her $20. And then when you get out then what? Then you're gonna ask for another go find me to fly you back? I'm saying don't do it. I'm saying don't do it, but they're saying, oh boy, he feels bad. So then do it. Yeah. It's so easy. How does it make sense? You're saying like he should do it because you know, conscience and stuff like that? Yeah. Oh, so he's saying do it. Then do it and shut up. How come you didn't do it for your friend? If it's your conscience. Speak on it. The messages I got were like very, like very, very crazy. Like crazy, crazy. Well, one of the messages I got was I felt like it was the same thing. It felt like it was a scam. Yeah, it doesn't feel real. It doesn't feel real. So that's why I didn't like fall for it. I didn't click no leaning. I was like, no, I'm just gonna ignore it. And your conscience was okay, right? After? I'm like, ooh, I feel bad that I didn't do anything. So not, I don't get it. You could have saved her. You don't save her. You don't want to be saved, bro. That's right. You're listening to Young Jack in the Streets Morning Takeover now available as the podcast hosted by me, Young Jack, your favorite cousin, and Miss Shotty. 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You guys, the reunion I've been waiting for, it's finally happening. Yes, this is your... It is my time, you guys. Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? Don't you? You don't get it. That's how it was it. Hell yeah, you guys, they are actually coming back. But not without some drama. Because originally it is six members, but only three of them are actually doing the reunion tour. Oh, yeah, I just knew Nikolsher Singer was like in the front of the line. Of course, yeah. She was the Beyonce of the group. And there was like hella girls behind her. I thought they were all back of that school. Only three kitties are coming back. Yes, yes. Three guys left off bad and bougie. Oh my God. Yeah? Cheesem. And keep going, and keep going. Yes, you guys, so obviously Nikolsher and the other two girls were actually asked, like, they were on TV and they're asked like, hey, what's going on? Why only three of the six members? Of the pussycat dolls, they found out that you guys were coming back as a trio, not as the original group. How did you arrive at that decision? Well, I mean, listen, we are just, we are like, we are so as women today. What? They called? They called? They know what they're saying. They called her girls. And pull the woman card real fast. You know. Just word jumble, like, what did you say? You know what's crazy? That means it's her. It was not her. Maybe because the other three girls, they have spoken up. Two of them actually did and said that they were not invited. The other girls that did not attend, that aren't part of it. Yeah, the other girls that were not invited, they're disappointed and nobody actually contact them directly. Oh, they found out about the tour with all of them? Yes, they did. Actually, one of them straight up said that. To be truthful, they could put three other girls and I wouldn't know the difference. And to be truthful, the three, I didn't know there was any missing. What? I didn't know there was other ones missing. I thought the other ones were back of them. Everyone thought that, but they actually say, but I guess the contract was like the Nicole-nissing. So there's six of them. Well, yeah, she's the one. There's six of them. There was six of them. There was six of them. That happens in a kitty litter, some girls. That's true. They let go of the runts. That's nature, what I call it. I mean, it just comes down to splitting something three ways versus six ways. I think it was what it is. Yeah, but they got Nicole mad. Maybe. That's what I'm thinking too. But it's like people like me, if we are expecting... And you, what are their other ones' names? No, no, don't look, don't look. Tell me their names. I know there's Jessica. Okay, and then... There's Kimberly, there's Karmit, and there's the two blondes that are there. See? And you are a fan fan. This is like a die-hard right here. It's not like Spice Girls where you know there was like a Spice and a loud-eared-out Spice. I just heard about Spice. I Spice. But like, you know, like they all had their names. Spice, baby, scary, and baby. And the other one, it was just the pussycat dolls. Yeah. Chill. Angie, you're not making a case. You didn't, you weren't able to tell us anything. I know, but I mean, I know that there's the redhead that can put her head all the way up. There's actually like ten of them. No, there's not. That's a different group. But anyways, you guys, back to Nicole, okay? Because she was getting pressed online and she was being called out saying like, your response girl, that's really shady. But she actually poked fun of it. Listen, we are just, we are like, we are so... Huh. She posted that? Yeah. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, can I go back, can I go back please? So, why? You know, this is what it looks like. You know, we were 26 years old and we never know what police did. I got to the members. She put in the meme of the girl that messed up the national idea. Yeah, yeah. Can I go back? Can I go back? But she was on live TV, so she couldn't post it. She was, she couldn't. Oh, Nicole. What was the actual answer? One of the girls actually saved her and she told, said, was like, well, this is how 2026 looks like right now. Who knows in the future? Well, let's keep it real. Who are the other two girls right now? I don't even know the answer. Exactly. Three girls. Yeah, Nicole, Nicole and her home girls pulled up to the show and they couldn't answer for the other girls. Besides Angie, who else is up there? I'm such a little hater. Perform Angie, maybe you could be a part of the... Oh, the... I want to be famous, I want to be a star, I want to be in the movie. Let's go, Angie. Just saying, Nicole, you guys, I am available and I can probably do the splits if I try. What? Wow. What do you need that for? I know. Mark is a lucky man. Nobody asked you to do the splits. Yes. Oh my God. Because one of the girls that snagged part of the crew... Everybody do this cartwheel too. Yeah. You want to do a headstand. You want to see what I can do? Yeah. Look what I can do. Look what I can do. Angie, thank you. Time to make money move. Time to make money move. I'm going to tell you right now, I saw this story and I couldn't believe it. But then I was like, oh my God, maybe I want to try that. All right, who here don't lie has gotten Botox before? Besides me, I've got a name. Anybody else want to tell the truth? No, but you know what? No, no, no, Angie, it's okay. It's not you that I'm looking at. It's the one that can't squanch his face. Anybody? I've tried it. See, there you go. It's nothing bad. It's nothing bad. I've tried it. Where'd you try? Your smile lines, your anger lines. Which one? Oh, these right here. Oh, your crow's feet. Your crow's feet. Yeah. Oh my God. That crow over here. Your laugh lines. Your laugh lines right here. Oh, the mouth. Crow's ears, your eyes. Oh, okay. I've tried that. And linear something. Oh, yeah. All right, well, usually where'd you go? Like a spa, like a med spa or something? Yeah, my girl took me somewhere and she was like, get it done. And I was like, what? And um... What was it though? Like, was it a spa? Was it something free? Yeah, it was a spa. It was a spa. Because I usually just get like my, you know, my hangover right? Yeah. They said, hey, we got... By the way, you're looking pretty sick, buddy. All right, there's more companies that are doing that exact same thing. Like imagine going to the grocery store, getting, I don't know, getting some strawberries and Botox at the same time. All right. What? And now there is a Botox pop up at Airwands Grove location. Airwands is a luxury grocery store. Of course. But it's so random that now you can get Botox there. Let me tell you this though. That's not the craziest one. Okay. Planned Parenthood will now be serving Botox. That's exactly what they need there. For a Plan B or Botox needle. I'm just hanging around Airwands right now. Why? That's not the trippy part. Planned Parenthood, brother. Planned Parenthood is a story here, buddy. Yes. Now it notably lost its funding, Planned Parenthood. And so now they're looking for other ways to fund the association. Oh, different ways to monetize. Different ways to get some bread in. And it's like, hey, you could come in. Maybe it fools why you're waiting for your girl to go, you know, you could get some facial treatments. What? Yeah, they do pap smears there. They do mammograms. So you come out and you can't even act surprised? It actually takes a few days, Hancai. It takes a few days for the Botox to... Yeah. You did what? And then all of a sudden you just look like a lizard. I want to know the time you did it and would you do it again? Yeah, we'll do it again. Okay. What happened? You're gone. It's expensive, dude. Maybe now it's cheaper in a portable app, Planned Parenthood. 10 cc's in your Moscow Tower or whatever they call it. I don't know. It's a lot of money, dude. Yeah, currently it's the Planned Parenthood in Northern California, Mar Monte one. That one is offering Botox at one of their Sacramento locations. Planned parents. So just know, it's just possible. I got my implant there at Planned Parenthood for... What is it? Birth control? Yeah, maybe next time I go to take it out they'll also put other stuff. Yeah. Get yourself a Hailey Bieber shake too, all right. That's Air One. That's a different one. I'm talking about Planned Parenthood. They don't have Hailey Bieber shakes at Planned Parenthood, Greg. At least I don't think so. They're acting now. Get a suspension and a BBL at the same time. Ooh, all in one spot. Just getting rid of stuff. There you go. You brought it up, boy. I was talking about the birth control. That's horrible. Yeah, yes. And why do you know about it? No, let's... You're like, you know... What is... What are you doing? What? He wants to go protest outside of the White House. For what? For the bulltoxer for the... For bulls. Oh, God. Lower prices. Lower prices. Highlights of Brown Bag.