04/07/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 😤 Lamar vs Khloé & 🚨 Sheriff No Chill

Highlights of Brown Bag. What's up? This is B-Rail from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? The Los Angeles Sheriff's Department is like, whatever gets the point across, bro, they're gonna do it. So they posted on social media yesterday, and you gotta check it out, Brown Bag Warnings 106 on Instagram to protect your little twin. You know, we all call our kids our little twin. With a photo of a crash and a car seat in the middle of it. Do it. Yes! All in order to tell you all, like, hey, make sure your kid is in a car seat. They wrote, during traffic stops and crash investigations, we have seen babies riding shotgun in someone's arms. Toddlers climbing on the seats like it is a playground. Toddlers standing on the seat like they're giving a TED talk. We get it. Kids move fast, but physics move faster. I'm telling you, wow. Their social media person is up right now. And I'm listening to rap, apparently. I think they're missing the kid on the car seat, though. They should have, like, the kitchen. They should have put the thumbs up, like, I mean it. Protect me! I made it. I made it on the crash. I turned the TV off the window or something. Yeah. They keep going saying, even a crash at 30 miles per hour can turn an unrestrained child into a projectile weighing thousands of pounds of force. No parent, no matter how strong, can prevent that. No, for real. That's why I properly installed car seats and seatbelts matter, okay? The goal of every trip is simple. Everyone makes a home safe. Wow. I'm just, I just want to... What is it? Wow. I think that's a great way to troll. Because this is essentially a troll. This is a, like, hi-ha meme. Pay attention. But it's a good reminder in case, like, parents were, like, loosening up to be like, nah, it's fine. You just sit in the back seat. You don't need a car seat or whatever, because it is real. Like, I once got rear-ended. I had just dropped off a little Vic. And then the car seat, since it wasn't strapped, you know, because he wasn't in there, it, like, flew. And I was like, dude, I was so pissed. Dude, if my son was in the car, I know I would've been so... Is it really, like, 12? You would've won, man. I would've called my insurance company. Is it really, like, 12? When he dropped the car seat. No, this is not... He's been a baby before, bro. Their car seats have always been around us. This was, like, I don't know, six years ago. I was like, hey. Yeah, you're supposed to be in a car seat for a long time. These fools are eight and six, and they're still in car seats. They can't wait to get out. So, like, they're, like, they're, like, 60 pounds or something? Yeah, it's a certain pound, and then it's a certain age. Which I, or a height. And I'm like, you're not going to meet your height requirement. Like, 60. No, but you know what? Car seats are pretty tough to figure out nowadays. Like, they have, like, the things that stick to the... The restraints. Yeah, but, like, the things that, I don't know, they clamp. Those are the best... That's the best thing to have. They don't want to clamp to the back of the seat. Yeah. And so, police stations do offer that you can go over there and have them check your car seat to make sure that it's properly put in. So make sure you take advantage of those resources. Again, even if you're turned up and acting a fool, your kid doesn't deserve to be acting a fool. Or deserve to bear the consequences to that. To be projectile, you know, launched. Dad, put on K-pop, leave it up there! What? Flying up the windows, that was your smile. Put on K-pop, leave it up there! Zo, come here. Now what's going on? Cheese Mation with Angie. You guys, Lamar Odom is calling Khloe Kardashian a liar. The goal. Khloe Kardashian? Yeah. Yeah, a liar for what she is saying about his dad. So if you guys know, like, Lamar Odom right now, he has a documentary on Netflix talking about, like, his life, the overdose and things like that that happened, right? And so, there's one particular part where Khloe is talking about that incident in 2015 where Lamar Odom was talking about that incident in 2015 where Lamar was found unconscious in a Nevada brothel, right? Where he basically died. Pretty much, right? And so, she's recalling when she got to the hospital, right? Because Lamar was like, on the wrong side. Lamar was in a coma. Wow, because he's black, huh? No. Wow. They start with Ls, full. Wow, they're looking like, wow. Wow. That's crazy. Lamar. Back to the story. Yeah, back story. Dyslexia. So, she's like, don't blame her on dyslexia. Dyslexia. Dyslexia of the race. Dyslexia of the race. Dyslexia of the race. Dyslexia of the race. It makes me change people's names. It does. It starts with an L. They both play basketball, right? They're for the Lakers. Yes, Ls. Like, anyways. Okay, okay, okay, okay. So, Khloe is talking about that part where she was actually at the hospital and so she walks in and she sees Lamar's dad. Listen. His dad was there. I assume he's now the beneficiary to Lamar. And Joe just said, don't put him on life support. Turn those machines off. And I remember walking in around that time and I'm like, sorry, Joe, I'm still his wife. What do you need? And Joe wanted a pair of Nikes and $100 at a hotel room for the night. And Joe left and never came back. Wow. That's it? What? Well, that's insane. That's his father. That's insane. That's sad. Yeah, it is. It is. And so Lamar was actually just asked about that, like, hey, like, you know, how do you feel knowing that your dad did that? But he's calling the cops saying like, Chloe, I don't believe her. You know, I was knocked out and sleep at that time. But, you know, if you know Joe Odom, I don't think that's something that would ever come out of his mouth. He was my, you know, biggest fan. And, you know, I don't know where that got caught and mistranslated. You feel like that's not the truth? I mean, I just can't see him ever, ever doing that. Say, baby, um, what's up? What? What's wild is that his dad left him. His dad has not a part of his life. Ever. No. And his dad would come around for stuff like that, reportedly, allegedly, according to Lamar. Yeah, he said that. And what's crazy is that when he was talking about that right now, um, he had a chain with the picture of his mom and dad. That's beautiful. Those are his parents. You're always going to seek the validation and love of your parents. Okay, but he said that's, that's something that Joe Odom would never say. How would you even know he wasn't ever around? Like, what, how do you know the things he would say? I call that Joe. Come on. Like, and it's like, I'm gonna believe Chloe. She went through so much and I like how he didn't like, uh, say anything else was wrong. Yeah. Because she went through a lot. And it's like, but that specific one, I was like, so I'm gonna just believe her based on all the other things that were happening and how right or die she was for him. Yeah, she's an angel on earth. I'm gonna believe anything she says. Yeah. And that actually, uh, I know like there was an episode on keeping up with the Kardashians where the first time that Lamar and Chloe actually talked like nine years after their divorce, Chloe was telling Lamar, your dad tried to pull the plug to cash in on the life insurance. Yeah. And he just stayed quiet. Yeah. I don't think he wants to accept it. I don't think so either. I don't believe that. His dad would want the money from him passing. Yeah. And he said, oh, he was my biggest fan. It's like, okay, but he wasn't your biggest fan when you were just a kid and not a multi-millionaire basketball player. So maybe he was a fan of your money. Sorry. Yeah. Chloe, I believe you. Yeah. She did. She really is an angel. Mm-hmm. Changed my perspective. All right. That's it. Why? What was it before? Yeah. Oh, I'm not the biggest fan of the Kardashians. I've not said that before. Yeah, she has. She hates when I... I know. No, it's not. They're just to me. They're good. They're good. They're good. They're good. They're good. They're good. They're good. They're good. They're good. They're good. They're good. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. It's just that you did that. You brought it out of there. I know. You made fun of my dyslexia. No, and she is not dyslexia. No. No. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. You're petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and I'm pettiest. Yeah. Pretty and pettiest. And now for the right price. You can be as petty as you want to. Your heart's content. Oh. Because Instagram will finally like you. Lurk for a price. All right. Instagram is testing out currently in Mexico, Japan and the Philippines. 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And view how many people have gone back and rewatched their story. Oh my gosh. When I go look at somebody's story, I want them to know that I'm looking at it. Yeah, you gotta lurk with your chest. Yeah, come on. Your whole chest. Yeah. Come on now. I don't know. I'll be hating too. I don't be liking nothing. Yeah. You just watch them. I'm just watching. I'm just watching. My son just graduated. Who cares? How about a not happy birthday? You got a brand new car? Yuck. Wow. Should have got another color. Are you coming at us? My son just graduated and you just got a new car. Yuck. Yuck. Hey there. You're going to Coachella with your girlfriend? Yuck. Hey. Baby Yuck. Cool story, bro. You're going to Idaho? Yuck. That's cool. That's a fine state right there. Hold on. Hold on. Do Greg next. You're pretending to be going out your co-hosts? Yuck. You got a bunch of girls around you? Probably dudes. By the way, what's up with you here? Co-hosts for your podcast. Shout out to her. What about her? What about her? What about her? That's my homie. Things are getting serious with your homie. Yeah. I hate doing a couple tiktoks with his girlfriend. Oh, yes. But so down to do with his homegirl. In the middle of the podcast. Are we going to talk about this right now? What are you reading? That's the most off limits. The caption literally says homie. He's like, all our posters are homies. Oh my god. I feel like they're both like playing like, like, I would never want to be in a relationship. Me neither. Yeah. Isn't that so dumb? Isn't everybody so stupid? You're so dumb. Hold on. Hold on. You were so stupid that you were together. I'll see you next Tuesday for recording. The video we keep and the video we put out. We would never. I'm like, Turkey's over there. Anyway, you can, you can make it free on Instagram. Facebook. Here you go. I love your scrolling. Oh. I'm scrolling with homies. That would never happen. That would never happen. I would never happen. That would never happen. The more you say it, the more sus it is. Yeah. He has a fine as co-host on his podcast. Shout out Joe. Shout out Joe, but that would never happen. She knows it too. I made her very clear with her. You made it to her. What do you mean? You wish. You wish. Oh my god. Please stop. Is that co-host? Please. Enough. Number one rule of the pod. Can you get off of me, please? Please do not mount me. I know I'm so desirable. That's the good thing. I'm so good. I'm so good. I'm so good. I'm so good. I'm so desirable. Stop the game like that. By the way, stop the game like that. No. We made it very clear that we would never date each other. We've said it a hundred times. Okay. So the thought was there. No. That's what we thought. No. You're good. There you go. There's never a thought. All right. Hurry up. Why not a hundred and one times? Why didn't you say it a hundred and one times? It doesn't matter because it would never happen. You're a doll. Anyways. You told her. Yes, I told her. Let's all put our little tin hats on because we're going to get it to the craziest conspiracy theory of the world. They're damn cool. I can't believe that. Hey, April 7th. That's when we know we're going to come back to this. No. Yes. Yeah. That's good. We always are like, hey, we're going to pull back when you said. All right. We're not going to do that. Let me restart this for you. All right. I know it's hard to think about her. Right. Like then work at the same time. Yes. Scrolling with all these. Okay. Let's all put our little conspiracy tin hats on right now. It's on. It's on. Now we're going to talk what the internet is going crazy about is these astronauts are Artemis 2. Okay. They're actually traveling to the moon. Lies. That's why I have this ready for you, Conn. Yeah. Conn, he doesn't believe the astronauts are actually in space. Yes. They're actually on the way back right now. They actually traveled around the moon. Big up to the astronauts. Yes. I think one of them is from like out here. Oh, damn. Little hater. I know. He's just, he just admitted he's a hater. They traveled. Did you ever hear that song? Which one? What song? Do you want to have chili peppers? Go ahead. I think it's because they traveled 252,756,000 miles away from us. Right. And nobody still believes it, but the astronaut actually had a message for everybody that did not believe him. And this is what he said. I'm glad you brought that up though. I think these observances are important. And as we are so far from Earth and looking at the beauty of creation, for me, one of the really important personal perspectives that I have up here is I can really see Earth as one thing. You have this amazing place, this spaceship. You guys are talking to us because we're in a spaceship really far from Earth, but you're on a spaceship called Earth. Maybe the distance we are from you makes you think what we're doing is special, but we're the same distance from you. And I'm trying to tell you, just trust me, you are special. Just kidding. That went viral because of how sweet it was. Yes. Is that a real person? That's a real person. That sounds so crispy, dog. Number one, it's the way he edited. But I'm driving over here, Brian was reception dog. Hey, but they're by the satellites. True, true, true. That's not the way it works, though. By the way, one of the fools is from Pomona. Oh, that's how I know it's alive. Victor Glover is from P-File. You tell them Sugar Free was up there. You tell them Sugar Free's partner was up there. Put in the ass, you're ass is up. Oh, no. Yo, Sugar Free gonna send the girl up to the moon. I'm an astronaut. Where are you from? Pomona. Get the hell out of here, dog. That's messed up to all our future astronauts. And Pomona. Pomona. We believe in you. All right. Thanks for that, Greg. Oh, my God. What's more trippy? Finding out they're real astronauts or you're a real weatherman? Look, I'm right here, fool. The weather happens here. All right, check this out, homie. If you need a homie or need some help, we need your help. We'll need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you, fool. The homie, help line. Ashley needs our help. Ashley hit us up because she is sick and tired of her mother-in-law. Anything she does, every little step she takes, she's sick of her. I don't know about that. You ready? You're ready too much. You're ready too much. So much extra. Too much? Okay. Well, I think Ashley's... You're projecting. No, no. Too much. And she's also starting to feel like this is something she should leave her baby daddy over. He doesn't set clear boundaries. Well, that plus more. That's layered. She said it's like a layered cake, but... I think she has an ick with her husband, with her man, and she's over it. She's over it. Which girl, welcome to Happy Man. You guys give us the... We give you guys the... It's like ick-y-y. You know, it happens. It's a pasta. That's a relationship. That's sexy. I think she's got emotions of that. And everything changes like through with kids. The dynamic is going to be different. And I know she was a stepmother and that clearly... That was a big responsibility she took on, but it's very... For her, at least, is a very different thing than having her first child with him. And now kind of maybe... I'm wondering if she could understand the first baby mama. You know? Like they were young and he was checked out or mom was doing everything. Because this is essentially what she's saying. Like, mom is doing everything. She's stepping where she should and then he's not doing nothing. You could see that pattern is maybe repeating itself. She's about to link up with the other baby mama. Richard and San Fernando. What's up, Richard? It's San Fernando, okay? Hey, how's it going? Hey, Richard and Sanfer. Can you talk to us? What would you tell Ashley about her situation with her man? She's thinking of leaving him. She's not doing his part as a father to her one-year-old kid. Also she has a stepdaughter from him and she feels like she put in so much effort and been there for her, but the family kind of ignores her place in the family and the life of the 15-year-old. Excuse me. What would you tell her? You know, it's a tough situation. I feel her pain, you know? Not as a woman, of course, but as an individual, you know? That's his girlfriend or wife. I'm thinking girlfriend, right? He needs to have an understanding to be able to speak to her. Obviously when we talk in anger, we don't get to speak to each other the right way, right? We say all the wrong things and make things worse. The only thing we can do as men is to learn how to think before we speak. Same thing as women, but if we speak, if we learn to think before we speak, we'll be able to come out more clear. I know that the sweat got part. I'm the mother that is a whole different story. You know what I mean? When you move out of your house, obviously you have a new life. You have a new life with you and your significant other. Coming home, I work hard labor and I come home, I still have to take my part. You know what I mean? A woman works 24 hours at home and we also have to take our part. Even though we work hard labor or not, we still have to come home and help. I think the best thing that my wife did was she brought me to Christ in order for me to learn how to be a better man. Oh, a victory on the beach. I don't need to love myself. Don't say that. She helped me get closer to the Lord. That's beautiful. That's right. Because now you have done and love your life. That's how they make them in San Fernando right there. That's the only way that I was able to be a better man, a better husband, better father to get me away from my idea. I don't know what the bad man is going through, but addiction, affiliation, all that stuff. I left that life in order to be a better man. Every day I argue with it. Every day I'm not perfect. I'm a Christian, but I'm not perfect. Every time I have ever argued with my wife, I turn around and the image of Christ comes into mind. I turn around and say, I'm sorry. That's the only way for us to clean up ourselves and to love each other. That's right. We have to love each other. We created a child. My first born, she's 19 and unfortunately it didn't work out with the mother, but when we have children, we can't just say, okay, I'm going to take my kid. Okay, this is it. The child hurts at the end of the day. Hey, my boy, you cut off. Can you repeat that again? Yeah, he just had it. I'm just kidding. That's really worth it. That's right. Yeah. That's right. That's right. Oh, gosh. Thanks, man. Thanks, man. He was preaching. He was preaching. Thank you so much. For five years. And that's big too, right? Yeah. The girl got you closer. You went to early church, man. Oh, you did? You saw the sunrise. I saw the sunrise on Easter. It was beautiful. Man, he's even wearing a cross right now. Man, this is a changed man right here. Right? I've seen him before. Crazy. Oh, yeah. We do. Actually, we don't know what you should do. We don't even help her. Yeah, I don't know what we don't. It's tough. It's tough. All the layers is tough, baby girl. They find Jesus Christ. Actually, if you scared, go to church. We did help her. Jesus. No, we didn't. No, we didn't. What was the advice I had? Let's ask her. The sunrise and go. Ooh, yeah. Tell the class your book report. She needs to shut her pie hole. Just... Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Time to make money move. Time to make money move. Right. Imagine getting paid just to clear your schedule. Oh. Like just to have no plans. Oh my God. So moving for that. What a fire. Right? Well, rumor has it that that is exactly what happened to SZA. SZAlicious was reportedly the backup for Coachella this weekend. And next weekend should Justin Bieber, something happened. Maybe Bow Wow, maybe you know, like a stage, like Waddle and Frank Ocean, and all of that, right? And so they told her, reportedly allegedly, if you just clear your schedules these two weekends, whether we use you or not, we're going to pay you like six figures. What? Oh my goodness. That's amazing. I want that. That's a holding fee. Oh, that's what that's called. Yeah, it's a holding fee. So like I think because of Frank Ocean specifically. Yes, because specifically what did he do with Coachella when he backed out? Because especially if like there's negative publicity, it'll cost, it'll cost them way more money than whatever six figure salary they're going to give SZA. Right. And to have that backup plan, Loki, is something that meets the expectations of fans that if they are upset about Justin, bruh, you got SZA. Like it meets the expectation of fans. I'm still turn. I'm still glad. You know, it is a bummer, but I would love to see SZA live. And I think that's cool too, because SZA and Justin have a cool relationship. It would be weird if it was like Justin's op. If you had one, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, A Kendrick in case you bow out, we got Drake a whole. See, that would not be cool. That would be like, just have them then. Don't be my backup. You know what I'm saying? Just take the backup. That's what you want. That's pretty cool. That sounds pretty fine. I don't know. No, it's cool. It's amazing. This is like, hey, you're not going to do anything, but we just want, what did you say? A holding fee? A holding fee. What about the hold me fee? Please hold me. Hold me. Hold me. That would be nice. SZA holds you. Okay, no, no, no, no. That's not your book. That's weird. Now you made it weird. Oh, my bad, my bad. Yeah, so that's pretty cool. Something to like think about. Yeah. On your way to Coachella for those of us that are going. There you go. Wait, does that mean SZA's likely to come out now? Maybe. Maybe she has no plans. Hey, so SZA cancels on you this weekend. No, she didn't. Yeah. Exactly. She's completely free. Yeah, she's getting paid to be free. All right. That was Money Moves brought to you by your Toyota dealers. I'm Letty for Brownback Mornings. On Para 106, let's get our knowledge on. Great start. Hello, studios. What's nine plus 10? Turn your light. Look at this. Studios food. All right, Piritos. The Man Flute is now backed by Science, an article that explains how people jokingly call the Man Flute might actually have some science behind it. No exaggerations. I love that you currently have the Man Flute. I do. And you're reporting on this. I love it. I know. I don't even know what I'm hearing right now, guys. The symptoms include going to the King's Game? To make you feel better. Yup. That's my guy right there. I don't take jabs. Research suggests women are ab—look, research suggests that women often have stronger immune system responses thanks to hormones like estrogen. Wow, wish we had a little estrogen so I wouldn't be sick all the time. You got some. So, they may fight off viruses more effectively than men. Studies also show that men are more likely to be hospitalized. See, guys? Or have complications from illnesses like the flu and they often wait longer to seek medical care. Oh, we definitely— That's where your death one is. That's why you love her. No, that is because we work so hard. We work so hard, guys. What are the doctors going to do? Fix me? Yeah, give you medicine. Make you feel better. For what? To bring it all in. Experts say treatment doesn't defer by gender. Just don't ignore symptoms because delayed hair may make things worse. I feel that. What? The point is that you girls have hormones like estrogen. Y'all have hormones too and you guys have a little bit of estrogen. Wow. Big dog. But I like the big dog. I'm just saying, look, when we're sick, it really means something. No, you guys are big babies. I always hear that. I don't like that. That we're big babies. We still go to work. We still do our things. We just process, guys. What? We just—the way that we heal is different. No, no, no. Okay. In the perfect world, yes, we—again, I totally get why your bodies are different than our bodies. It's the whole thing. My body. Scientifically. Yeah. The chemistry of your body is very different than mine. Very different. No, very different. We get sick and look, ladies, look, so if your man is sick when they're gone, he goes away being estiver sus piesos, en su pechito, en su pepinnito. She probably did. And I don't think the issue is— That's really회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회회 And I'm here. And I'm taking care of these kids. And I don't want to be complaining, because that's what these guys say women do. But y'all can complain when you're sick. That's the best part. We're just weak. The best part of being sick is complaining about it. That's why we can never be equal. You ladies are strong. Go to the kitchen. You ladies are strong. You ladies are strong. We are. Yeah. We get cramps, and we come to work every single month. You know they said that if guys had cramps, there would be. You don't think I get cramped on. No, you don't. Not our cramps, not period cramps. They said scientifically, if guys had periods, they would have more time off of work. And it'd be OK. Well, we'd have like a 40-weeks. Exactly, because we process. Oh, god. So differently, guys. What? What? It is what it is. That's your story. That's your story. Stay smart. Stay sick. Stay sick. Highlights of Brown Bag.