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I swear I will. He's buying. The Usional Podcast. Hey everybody, welcome back to the Usional Podcast. Episode 216, we are co-host camp back in the studio. Yung, yung, yung, yung, yung, yung, yung, yung, yung, yung, yung. Nice. Hunga, hunga. What in the snakeskin 2009 collectibles out of the little gum ball machine do you have on your wrist? What is that? What is that? That is snakeskin. That's plastic and snakeskin. There's money signs on it. Yes. What is that? The million dollar championship belt. This is the million dollar championship belt. Now to our... It's a collectible wrist piece. It's the slap one. It's a... It's a side bracelet. Yeah, it's a... It snaps on. Slaps on. I've been wearing it every day. For what? It's a collectible. Exactly, collect it. You store it. You don't wear it every day. You own Rolexes and you're wearing a snap on collectible snakeskin money in the... What money in the bank ladder match? It's a million dollar championship belt. What champion? What... Like honestly... When did that debut? I don't remember. What championship is that? I've never seen that with my own eyes. I think it came and went. I think it was for a specific thing and then it went away. And now that is bad ball knowledge of me not knowing when this championship did. That's very bad ball knowledge. Very bad ball knowledge. But so basically, I don't know what it is recently I've been getting into collectibles and like... I think it's... That's fine. It's come from my trading card thing that we're going to get into. We're going to be trading cards. We're going to be scalpers and take all your kids fun. Have more bankroll than you. See God don't like ugly. God don't like ugly. God don't like ugly. That's not true. I'm not going to do that. But I've been like... I messed up. You get it out. Oh, I got real dry. Yeah. Okay. No, I'm just kidding. I'm not going to take it from your children either. But we'll talk about it later. But it's one of the... Recently I've been becoming a kid again. That's not... It's dude, so fun. It's so good. Fun. It's so underrated. I think it's because I watched the Michael Jackson biopic. And like he was like bubbles. Bubbles. And he was in his room with bubbles. See that girl. No one? That's not Michael Jackson. That is Michael Jackson. You just went like country Southern. See that girl. But at the end when you're hitting girl. No, no, no. If you don't... That's how he does... He did like a little molasses on it. Like Southern Georgia. You said see that girl. That's how he says it in the song. Michael Jackson's very... Oh you don't know Michael Jackson. Look at Dario. Dario's very upset. No, I know Michael had some swag. Why, why, tell him that it's human nature. Why, why, keep going. Then you do me that way. And then in that song he goes see that girl. Like just like that. I mean that is a spot on impression. Is that really good? I wish I knew. See that girl. Now it's going to be on TikTok. See that girl. So he was... Too white. I've always been that way. Like... Like what way? Like Michael Jackson. Kind of he, he. Tell me about it. No. No. He's a innocent man. So I've always been the guy that's like into my inner child. Like I'm open about liking high school musical. I'm open about liking comic books. I'm open about liking like sci-fi stuff. I've always been that way. But I think the pressures of adulthood in society have tamed me for a while. I agree. And I also think it was your mild and acute case of bullying. Because I think you made fun of me for a lot of things that fall into this same little channel. I don't think so. I think that is a narrative that got passed around that I made fun of you for your Yu-Gi-Oh. But I do not think I actually did. Oh, choke me and ruin my life. Oh my God. Yes, you did. You're out of your mind. I did not. You're out of... You literally like, Hey bro, enjoy sorting through your obelisk, the tormentor. I'm going to get some... Oops, girls. Did y'all hear that? Yeah, he's playing Yu-Gi-Oh. Anyway, let's go get in the car. Get the four locos. And I was just like... Going through the car. I think it was the Yu-Gi-Oh part of it. And I was like, there was no value in the cards that you were doing at the time. I think that's what I was talking about. I mean, I mean, when... When Yu-Gi-Oh's full circle, it has to be the most rich feeling ever. You're over here. I mean, ripping Bowman packs. You're pulling a Lamar Jackson. And now you're fully invested. And you didn't see the vision before the TikTok lives. You didn't see the vision before ripping became a thing. You didn't... Oh, oh, no, no, no. You probably couldn't have even named. You probably legitimately could not name three Pokemon before Logan Paul started doing Logan Paul stuff. I'm going to say, I'm going to say it's not that I didn't see the vision. I saw the vision, obviously. I was... It's the gateway to entry. I was just like, I'm not sure if I want to get into that. But I got into it. But can I get to this and then we can get to the cards? I want to talk about cards in a little bit. I need you to get that off. And that's why I need you to get through it. You need to get that off of your wrist. I've literally kept this on for a whole week straight. That wasn't on like 10 minutes ago. Well, because I wanted to put it on in front of y'all for the first time here. Because y'all would have talked me down and like tried to talk me out of it before we recorded. Okay. Now I have a question. Y'all would have called me all kinds of slairs and derogatory names. Okay. Especially, Robbie. Look, he's trying to hold it back right now. Look at that hatred. Look at that hatred. He said, oh, look at that. No, now. Okay. Now. Now you're immediately going to insult me, which it's very well deserved. Right. Can I possibly get one way with it? Can I get one try? Please just. No, you can collect them. Okay. Can I break this? Can I let you snap it on me? Yeah. And that'll be my one way. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. It's kind of fun. It's kind of fun. It's so sad. So basically I've been getting into like. Oh, she's stuffed. No, I want it back. Oh, you want it back now? Yes. You can slap it on me. Oh, I thought I was going to get more than four seconds. No. Yeah. That's all. So long you last anyway. Oh, that's true. So I've, I watched the Michael Jackson movie and I think it brought that part back in my brain. I was like, why am I not like enjoying this? I actually enjoy like I love like animated shows. There you go. I love all this stuff. I love nerdy, like almost kiddie. Like I've always liked this. It should. And then so I was like, and I've worked into a position of life where I can afford to, you know, really enjoy the habits and the hobbies and stuff that I like. So I went to Walmart and they have not an ad, by the way, they have these belts and like a sealed collectible thing. So you can't see what belt you're getting. There's a bunch of different belts. Oh boy. There it is. And the top two belts that are hardest to find, like the rare and the super rare are the heavyweight championship belt. And then it's the Roman Reigns like addition. A tribal. Universal WWE championship belt. And so I pulled this and it's the first one I got and I wore it around all day. I went to a doctor's appointment with this on. What did the doctor say? They asked me if I wanted a sucker afterwards. But what is this thing you're doing? What is this finger thing? Just go with the fist. See, that's what I'm saying. You're talking me down off of what I like. I don't think that has anything to do with childlike though. That's just a weird little niche you're doing. That's a weird thing. What you call me? I said a niche. You can pick your poison. Niche or niche. But it's saying that I've been really getting into my childhood stuff. It feels great. Yeah. And but I can't say you did put me on the trading cards. Oh boy. You did finally convert me to start it and we can talk about that. I mean, we have absolutely just been. I have spent a grotesque amount of money on trading cards and I posted this on my story and so many people commented welcome to the dark side. I said, oh, it is the dark side. But is it not? I mean, it's like doing it's like doing something you know you're not supposed to but you just get a rush. It's a lottery ticket. It's gamble and dopamine. But you can keep the lottery ticket. You don't just throw it away. It doesn't go right to the trash. Yeah. You can even sell it back in bulk. I got a spot up in Carrollton. Oh wow. So in bulk they buy it a foot for one foot is $2. Dude, it's the best ever. So I've been getting into trading cards and I've really enjoyed this hobby and me and Cam have really bonded like we've kind of restarted our relationship. It feels like college again. We sat around my kitchen table and we were just like just ripping having fun, ripping talking, boys being boys. Yeah. The girls kind of ruined it. They did. They were just a killjoy. They don't understand it. It's like, oh, you go get your nails that you switch every time. So you can take a picture like this holding a matcha that's overpriced that you don't like because it tastes like earth. Yeah. Matcha is good. Depending on what you get to matcha drinkers. Matcha by itself. Now when you go, oh, can I get the honey lavender matcha? With vanilla cream in a swirl of caramel, please? Yeah, it's 70 grams of sugar. Anything that tastes good. You get a 70 gram sugar covered piece of dog. It's going to taste good. I can honestly say that I get dog poop with caramel whipped cream, oat milk and vanilla. It's like, oh, that's a nice treat. I can, I can honestly say there's not a matcha I've never liked. I've liked every single matcha that's ever touched my tongue. Okay. Okay. Mr. Or do you the inventor of matcha? You've staked matcha. No, I think that's the Japanese. Oh, be careful. You fact check. Is that, was that correct? I think so. I think it's a Japanese thing. If you took actual matcha with no additives in your house, you just ordered a bag of matcha and Yeah, and you make it in the cup. You would not like it. Yes, I would. I have and I do like it. I genuinely like matcha. Now it's an acquired taste. It's like a beer. You remember when you were 13 and you tried your first beer? No. Oh, no, I didn't try my first beer till I was about 18. Oh yeah. I mean, oh no, oh no, my specialty drink at 13 was an energy drink. I literally, you know how I grew my houses? It was more okay for me to try a beer before it was the monster energy drink. They're like, they're like, beer, yeah, you can just, you can sip one in front of me. I tried an energy drink. They were like, no, like a pudding time boy. Your mom's like, but a pink can't go hard. Did you get that? Get that feeling up there. You crack a monster. Just the crack. Your dad's like, no, no way. Bro, my first, I mean, wow, this is talk about reminiscing. My first time ever trying an energy drink. I was probably like 10 and it was a, why were you drinking energy drinks at 10? It was at my friend's house and I saw my dad drink like six a day. So I was like, dude, he was working hard. Bro, he used to work. I mean, I love my father. I expect him. That son of a b**ch worked hard, bro. I didn't see my own dad. Like parents are together, not a split household. I didn't see my father except on the weekends from age like five to 10. And then he had to come home. Oh yeah. And then he came home to me, just a big headed goblin. He's like, dad, you want to play Bakugan? I was like, I choose you. Yeah. He's like, get away. He's like, aren't you supposed to be asleep? Oh dude, I used to fall asleep because I'd lay down with my mom because dad was gone working. I'd lay down with my mom. We'd watch a show. I'd fall asleep and instead of like him just, I get it. But instead of him like, oh, that's my son and my wife laying in the bed. I'll creep in there with him. He'd lay like this. Hey, get out of my seat. You're making it hot. He's like, I just worked a 16 hour day. Get out of my bed. He's like, go to your own room. Don't turn the TV on. Go to sleep. But the drink, the first time I tried it was at my friend's house. It was at David's house. Shout out to David. He had an older brother that was like a collegiate athlete. And he had the Rockstar energy drinks that were in there. So one, off the name alone, I thought I drink this. I immediately get like shades. You're led to that one. I'm cool. Yeah, 100%. So we took it one day. You would have thought we were drinking like tequila. We took this energy drink. We're checking our shoulders. We shut the garage so no bisoners can see it. And we went, we were like, oh, just off the crack. Oh, dude, that's got to be part of the rush. I've never heard that sound before. The Diet Coke doesn't make that much of a pop. And then we split. Me, David and his brother, we split one Rockstar energy drink. Three ways. You would, I mean, the placebo effect, it could have been real though. It could have been the 80 milligrams caffeine. That could have been my first time in life. I hit caffeine. Yeah. We were, I mean, we went upstairs and invented a game called blankets fall down the stairs. We literally wrapped ourselves in a blanket and just jumped down the stairs. You can't give a bunch of middle-class white kids energy drinks. Oh yeah, the age of 10, 11, no, no, no. But yeah, it was, I thought I was probably, that is equivalent. I'm not going to say that on the internet. No, that's probably an adult. The way I felt in that moment is like an adult hitting a different hard next level. You know what? Now it is. For the first time. Oh, I literally, I was here in colors. I was, it was all, it was wicked. Dude, I can't remember the first time I had it. No, I actually, now that I'm thinking it, it wasn't okay for me to drink energy drinks as a kid. Like they let me try alcohol, which is probably letting me down the road. Backward my house was. I know it's true. Like they were like, yes, you can sip this and try it in front of me because you're not going to like it. But I think they knew that I would like energy drinks. Because I mean, I did. I mean, I mean, I still do. But they were worried, my parents were worried about the wrong thing because I think I've told this years ago on the podcast, but we had this big cabinet at the bottom of my pantry. I mean, like a storage, like a big storage tub almost. And it was like, like, to like 10 gallon. Like it was filled to the brim of sweet and low, like sweet and low packets. I don't know why we needed so much sweet and low in the house. But I remember as a kid, I would go downstairs all the time and I would sneak, I was on my tiptoes. I would sneak and I would go down there. I would just rip sweet and low packets for hours. And I would leave once I was satiated off the artificial sugar. Getting satiated off sweet and low is a that is a new low. Dude, who was that? But that was my thing. Like that was would you be on a like, would you get a little sugar high? I don't think so. I think I've got tummy aches. You're just doing that to go back upstairs, flip through your comic books, braid your own hair, and then have a tummy ache. That's what you're doing. And I think I got caught and my mom was like, Payton, like you should not be eating these. Like that can give you cancer. And I was like, I'm willing to die behind this. Neither. This episode is brought to you by Z Biotics. 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Like my parents were the best thieves in the greater Austin area. Like I swear to God, me and my family would go out to eat and if there was a plate my mom liked, she's like, that plate's coming home. We had so many restaurant plates. I have never understood those people. B, understood just the straight up boldness. To steal? Not like a thing, like a salt shaker. I'm taking the plate that I just ate the enchiladas on. No, she would get a new plate. She was like, can I have a secondary plate to eat this on? And she would, that plate, that's our home plate. That's coming home with us. She would go out of the way to ask for another plate, knowing she's going to steal it. Well, she would say, I like this plate. Obviously you're not going to put a dirty plate in a Michael Kors bag. You crazy? That's her Michael, that's her MK. Michael Kors in 2008 was like Louis Vuitton. Michael Kors 2008, oh, it was big stuff. Oh my God, I forbid there was a good drinking glass, like a good cup. She loved the cups. I mean, you would open our cabinets, and you'd be like, am I at me casino? We would only have the plastic ones from like Dickie's barbecue. Yes, but those were the ones you're supposed to take. No, we were stealing like good. Are these restaurants not catching on? Oh, the woman at table 12, she asked for a secondary plate. You go back, there's only one plate. Where'd the plate go? Let me not just put that on my mom. I think my dad was probably like the one of it too. But then I started to get into it at a young age. I was stealing silverware. And then there you go. The little black sheet, the little black sheet for the family. Careful. Okay, that's nothing to do with your skin. Your own family's black except for dad. But there's taking plates, they're taking nice cups, maybe a salt shaker that looks like a rooster. And you go, that was a good fork. I want that fork you'll play with. But you'd be surprised how many people steal from restaurants. No, I know it's not like this underground society. But I've just never understood. Like, that baffles me. Hey, can I get a second plate? I'm gonna take it. It's so nice. I'm gonna steal your right here right now. I was always under the guise of how do you wipe the enchiladas. Yeah. Completely kill your plate first off. If you want to steal from restaurant, you got to go in very hungry. You can't leave any evidence. You can't leave any food. Well, I suppose you go into a restaurant hungry. No, but like really, bro, the amount of people that go to restaurants, you used to do this. Oh my god, you just sparked something. What did I do? You used to go to restaurants as a group. We would all go. You would eat an eighth of your plate and be like, yeah, that's good, y'all. That's good. And you would just sit there with us. I couldn't finish food. There was a, I think it was a, I couldn't do it. Finish is a, that's a finish line. You're not even sniffing. You couldn't even, you'd taste test. You buy an $18, $19 meal to taste test it. You go, oh, the potatoes a little salty. And said, oh, that's actually really good. I'm done. I was like, what are you, my plate's not even out yet. You'd be like, that's not bad. Napkin over it. Yeah. Dude, I don't know what that is, but then I went to the whole other spectrum. I was eating and I started turning the Camp Kenny to where I was eating other people's plates. I've never gotten to the full point you got to. We're on the way out of the restaurant. You were picking off people's plates. That, okay. And that's a real fucking story. Like we were walking out of a restaurant one time. In camp, and like, you know, there's tables that people just left and they, their food's on there, like the bus are still having come. Can't believe they haven't touched it yet. Why can't I eat it? Bro, they didn't touch it. It was an unscathed, untouched cheese fries. That's barbaric. No, it wasn't touched at all. Yeah. If we were on the streets and someone went to Chick-fil-A, they ate their meal and then they dropped their Chick-fil-A bag at the very top of the trash can. And there was an entire number two with pepper jack unscathed. You would eat that? If we were on the streets, I'd eat a rat. Oh, if we were on the streets, we were homeless. Yes. But you're saying that if we were homeless, I think you would do that just if you're hungry enough now. Now, if I was hungry enough and I physically saw someone go, oh, there's, if he made it known, oh, there's a number two, didn't touch it, thrown it away, I'd get in that trash can again. Yeah. Kim, there has to be a point, bro. I don't think so. I think it's more impressive that I stand 10 toes down and I'm not changing who I am. You know, that's fine that you're very like confident who you are. So we're Nazis, but that doesn't make it right. You know, speaking of, I think we're a bit different me and the Nazis. I think we're just a tad off. I think we're tad, not a line. Yeah. I'd hope so. Speaking of Nazis and trading cards, what? You pulled, you pulled a hollow Hitler? No, but did you see that a Helen Keller top card just got sold for $3,000? It was signed. Okay. Okay. Okay. First, first thing that comes to my mind, what set of cards does Helen Keller belong to? What collection is that? Top's is tops. But no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, there's tops is the brand. Yeah, I don't know. And then it's like tops 25, 26 NBA. Did you just say survivor? You just said survivor series? That's crazy. That is the wrong. That is the wrong, but we did it again. We did it again. Helen Keller, she doesn't have to survive anything. That's Anne Frank. Who the is Helen Keller? No, can we put that down? Like, who is that? Like writing down somebody write it down. We need a deep, we need a deep. Helen, yes. I know Helen Keller was blind to death, but wasn't she running from people? So she had Helen Keller had no ops. I think Helen Keller flew a plane. No, she did not. Yes, I know that's Amelia Earhart. I know that we're not doing a trifecta. And she wrote a book difference in the bronze. I'm saying she apparently flew. She copilot or playing blind. And she wrote a book. Okay. And if you look, look it up. If you look at Helen Keller's top card that just sold, it was an auto. What? She did not. It was not. And you can say it on me. Great pinmanship. Great pin. She said. No, it's not even signed. It's like in just regular like, Oh, it's not her. It's fake propaganda. It's over 3000. They went through the verification check. What? I mean, what collection is she a part of? Look, I'll show you a Helen Keller tops auto card. It tops. What? Who else can you pull from that set? Top's tweeted it here. This put this picture on the screen. This is it. Doesn't it look like? Dude, they are up. Dude, this is not. That's not okay. Top's it whoever, whoever owns tops is they're doing some. They're doing some. What? This looks like my four year, my five year old nephew drew this. This is not. Damn, she was blind and deaf. I understand that. So like, I get that. Do a nice picture of her. Don't try to autograph it. It was her. That's super messed up. That's like, what if just because she's blinded, like I understand that's her a fame from, but why would you make her do pinmanship? Bro, Steve, get a beautiful picture of her. Make her put her thumb print some ink. Stop it. That's wrong. Make her thumb that thing. That's wrong. Bro, thumb her own card. Stop it. That's wrong. That's not wrong. That's more right than this. It's wrong because Stevie Wonder was just at the Michael Jackson movie premiere. Yeah. So he should he not go? Should he not go? That's different. How is it different? Because he can hear. He can hear. Yeah. Hear, hearings. She can write. She can't see or hear, but her hands work. So who's to say someone didn't print out her will and say, I get everything you've ever owned and I'm the beneficiary. Write this at your top's auto. Oh, wait, you can't even hear what I'm saying. That's f***** good. You're a bad person. That's not a bad person. That's me being genuine. I think it makes the card more. It makes it unique as hell. Exactly. So that's why you should want the card more. I'm going to buy that Hella Keller top card. No, you're not. But that's what I'm saying. They're f*****g wrong because they're capitalizing on her to flex their capitalism muscles. First look, can I answer something before you go? I'm so sorry. Why was she famous? Now I'm not saying she shouldn't be. I agree. But like, did she do something? She flew. What'd she do? She did indeed fly a plane. I told you she flew. She's by deaf and she flew a plane. I just flew Delta and nobody has a top's card that is a Delta pilot. What made her famous though? Okay, talk to me. Talk to me. In 1994 while on trip to South America, she was given the controls of the plane and flew for about 20 minutes. No, look, pilot guided her by touch. No, hold on. Let me say this. I mean. No, they were like on some Wolf of Wall Street. They were like, let's make her do it. That's what I'm saying. They're making her the jester. They're like, oh, go get it. Why are you writing? I'm taking notes. We're deciding who it is. Helen Keller, 1994, flew plane 20 minutes. That's what we got so far. Now we still got to get to Onfrank. But this is- No, Onfrank was a victim. This is a curse inside of our podcast. So and to be quite frank, just to be clear, she's famous because she was blind and deaf and that's it. Was she the first blind person? No. What? The first blind person? Why else would she be famous? You think blind was like a new drop from a plug? There had to be a first of everything. And you think, what's her date of birth? You think the first- At least 1950. That's like saying, oh, that's like a- That is like if someone was famous and you go, were they the first black person? There's got to be first everything. There had to be a first black person. Blind? Yeah. It's not the 1900s. That's two generations out. Okay, but you guys- You think there's a single black person? I'm not talking about black people. Don't go to black people. Blind! Blind. You said black. I black and black, not together, but I'm saying- Stevie Wonder's black and black. There you go. But you think the first case of blindness was in the 50s? Well, I'm just saying- No. What else would Helen Keller be famous for other than being blind and deaf? Like I understand she was blind and deaf and they're saying she did a lot with it. That's great. But what was the initial thing that made Helen Keller famous? And so you cannot make me feel bad for thinking that she's the first blind person. Blindness goes back to before Christ. There's blindness? Or she's the first dual. Okay, I agree with you. It might be because she's the first one that was squared. Like it was like two of them, it was both. She was blind and deaf. Right. That's just honest as facts. Yes. Blind and deaf. So okay, so that's what my thing was. That's why Helen Keller was famous is because she might- In my brain, I thought she was the first blind and deaf person. And then what made her like Michael Jackson level of famous was that she was doing all these things. She was writing books, she was flying planes. See, that's the part we need to uncover. That's why she has a topscard. But there's a- yeah, okay, now she deserves a topscard. I'm saying the auto is a little insensitive in my opinion. She wrote it. Yes, she did. She did, you're right. Why is she originally- she didn't just spawn into fame. That's what we're trying to uncover here. No, she was the first one, so they're like, what's going on? But you don't just- she doesn't become a household name off being blinded. I'm sorry. She became a household name because she was great and she did a lot of things. Who was that first news crew to pull up on her? Who was the first people to- I don't know who the Scooter Braun of blind and deaf people are. I don't know. Figure that out. I don't know. That's what I'm saying. I don't know. We need to go to the conception of her fame. Is there anything else but the other that she flew? Give me more Helen Keller stats. I mean, she was born, first of all, you were wildly mistaken in 1880. She might have been the first. There we go. Now she's getting- her case is going up. She's definitely not the first blind. Gingemann Lee. Like, we've googled it and she was known for just being blind and deaf. Some fun facts. There wasn't nothing to her tenure. Mark Twain was her friend. She was friends with Mark Twain. That's how old she is. Mark Twain hit the hard R in that one book, didn't he? And then she learned to hear from music, apparently. Okay, you know what? No. I'm putting my- Wait, wait, hold on. No, no, no, no, no, no. State your sentence again. Yeah. State your sentence. She learned to what? Say it again clearly. Well, like, she learned to hear music. Like, learned to hear from music. Like, you're saying that she learned to hear from music. So now, okay. Yeah, excuse me. Helen Keller- Helen Keller stats are absurd right now. She was the first blind and deaf person. Yeah. She wrote a book. Yeah. She flew a plane. Yeah. She was the first blind and deaf person with the top scorn. Yep. And she then learned to hear. Yeah. So she- she gained it? Yeah. She's the first deaf person to learn to hear. This is a thing that happened? She's- she deserves the greatest top scorn. Last unique thing similar to us with you, Peyton, she could actually tell her friends apart by their smell. And she had the gnaws of a great day of a bashing hound. That's normally something that happens. Oh, yeah. That's obvious. But I mean, this whole segment, I mean- I'm not gonna lie. I gained more respect for Helen Keller. I did after this, to be honest. Is there a Helen Keller Museum? If there is, we have- Oh, I would love to go. I would love to- I would love to figure that lore out. And Anne Frank- now she was fully- we had 2020. Now Anne Frank- Anne Frank could see Anne here, I believe. That's why she was great at the- Yes. Yeah. Thank you. So she- I think- And she made it out all right. She- yeah, and she wrote a book or a journal, right? That's all Anne Frank- that's all Anne Frank. She wrote a journal, she hid from you know who, and she did grade it and she survived. Well, that's fantastic. But okay, well, history with why I ask, okay, put the board up. Okay, well I got the hell we can't- There you go. And we can leave that in here. Honestly, in the next studio, we're just gonna have a picture of Helen Keller- It's gonna be up somewhere. And a picture of Anne Frank, we're gonna have all their stats listed on her. So every time we come into work, we can see the difference. We might have to throw Amelia in there, because we keep trying to lob her in there for- Who the f*** is Amelia? Amelia Earhart. I thought that was Helen Keller the whole time. Dude, this- it won't end! Amelia Earhart could see- She could hear- She flew. She flew. I think it was over the Atlantic. Go to the- Over the Pacific level. I know what I've heard about the world in the 1800s. That's a lot of women doing a lot of stuff in an unprogressive time. That's what I'm saying. Like, we're at somewhat- Someone's- You can't vote, you can't work, you can fly. Like, are you kidding me? Can't vote, can't work, can't starve, can't make money, can't do this, can't do that, get your f***ing plate off. Yeah, that makes no sense. No, yeah, they're lying. This episode is brought to you by Shopify. Starting something new isn't just hard, Cam. 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So there was a group of like 17 kidnapped dogs in China and they were getting transported to essentially what would be like a meat place, right? It's not funny man. These dogs are victims. Huh? Yeah, but I didn't want to say the word. Yeah. A meat packing place. Yeah, but the story is a good ending. Stories a good ending. Oh god, I'd love to hear it. So there are 17 dogs that were kidnapped from their home. So basically they would go to these people's houses, they would kidnap the dogs, and they would take them on a truck to this meat pack. I don't know what's funny. They were taking them out of people's houses. That's not funny, bro. They just like, you're going to get canceled this episode, bro. I thought they were strays on the street. People are breaking into homes and stealing their dogs. Yeah, they're just taking, I don't know, in the homes or outside those, but they're going to these neighborhoods like they're just taking dogs. They're kidnapping, you can't kidnap a free dog. No, but this is a, this is a villain we're working with. I thought this was like the whole industry because they have like a place. They're taking them to like a factory. Oh, I know. Allegedly, this is what the new story is. Can I get through the new story? It's not funny. These are victim dogs. Oh, they're victim dogs. And so basically like 17 dogs were kidnapped, right? And they were taken on this truck like 10 miles out on the journey, 10 miles out. The 17 dogs escaped from the truck. There's video of this. Okay, there's video. There's video. These 17 dogs escaped from the truck. They jump out on the side of the highway. Now it's not just all one breed of dog. Like there's not just German shepherds, right? Yes. There was a German shepherd, but then there was also a Corgi. And the Corgi was the leader of the escape. Yeah, he was. Shout out, Corgis. And so these dogs jumped off the truck on a busy highway. And there's video of them. Like there's a pack of dogs and they're like this. They walked 10 miles back to their original homes with no help. A bunch of these people tried to stop on the side of the road to help the dogs. And they were like, nope, we're not getting in no more trucks. And they escaped and went back home. So that's a good story. Those dogs deserve a doggy medal of honor, a doggy purple heart. Yeah. First off, that Corgi in there, that Corgi was probably dropping some game. It's always the little ones. Hey, hey, hey, I got it up here. Big guy, you're the muscles. I need you to hit that lock. When he hits the lock, you get ready to parachute those big tears. We're all going to get out safely. We're going to circle back. Yeah, bro. It's beautiful. That could be there. There could literally be a film about that. Now I don't know. I don't know. It could be like a Pixar movie, but obviously different circumstances. Like, oh, which one? Which one? I said there could be a Pixar movie about that, but obviously different circumstances. They got taken and they were about to go to the doggy villain. The doggy villain, yeah. The doggy pow. We're going to take all the dogs. Oh, dude. Now, the laughing came from pure shock. Pure shock. No, you're going to get canceled. I mean, there's a lot of stuff to say. You see all of the jump cuts this episode. I'm not. Everybody points to who it's for. That's complete. That's, hey, that's fine. I'm being honest. Speaking of things that are cool that I also might not subscribe to, have you seen there's a death clock? A death clock? There's an alarm clock that a company, I'm going to show this to you and CJ will put this on the screen. There is an alarm clock called the death clock. So basically you put in your age and then it tells you when you're going to die. And it's on pre-order right now. This is an app. Oh, no, it's a pre-order. Oh, no, no, no. It's a physical. So it's on pre-order. Explain this to me. What does it work? So perfect. How it works. We got it to Epic. It starts with questions. Answer a few questions basically about your age, all these certain things about your physical. And then you simply hit go. You hit the red button and it starts your countdown to when you're going to die. I do not want that. I do not want that. I mean, that's, I mean, that is the actually the most terrifying thing. Like that's the number one thing I don't want to know in my life is when I'm going to perish. That's what I said. Who in there? Who like, first off, I don't believe that there's absolutely no science behind it. Well, you can't actually. This is all pseudo science, fake. But why are you selling this? Because people will buy it. People will love that kind of stuff. That's why they go to mediums and like the sidekicks to see whatever like those. That's that's the target audience. What? I thought who the hell in their right mind would buy a death clock? No one in here would buy a death clock. Robbie would. You would buy a death clock. You know, like, have you heard Robbie on the page on exclusives? Yeah, but that's okay. Yeah. Do you do know? Yeah. He's into some weird stuff. You're a target customer. I don't know what that means. I don't know. But then you can hit the gray button to switch back to your just regular clock. Okay. It shows you. Oh, it's 632 in the afternoon. Imagine that. Hold on. Imagine that you're like, uh, 630 p.m. Okay. Hope I got 120 days. Oh, seriously. It's like, why we even look at the regular clock if you know what your time is going to be? Seriously, like why? I feel like if I knew when I was going to die, first off, the first thing I would do. Oh, I'm so scary. I don't like that. Would you rather know when you're going to die or how you're going to die? Oh my God. That's like the most anxiety-ridden question of all time. We have to answer it. I think, I mean, I know my answer for a fact. I know my answer for a fact. Win. 100% win. 100% win. Yeah. Wait, what did I say? You said win. Yeah. 100% win because if I know how like say it's in a car, God forbid, like I'll never want to get in a car. Exactly. Every time I'm in a car, I'll be so nervous. Exactly. And if say the say the answer comes from God or whatever, it's foolproof, right? Then there's no, there's no denying it. You can be like, oh, I'm never getting in a car the rest of my life. You're still going to die by a car. Yeah, dude. Oh my God. I'd be walking and something like that is, that's terrible. I'd much rather know. I think you're in your living room and then a car just comes. You go, what the hell? Yeah, it's definitely this. If I knew I had like 50, 60 more years left, and yeah, I can really consolidate my time and start making wise businesses. Exactly. I can start saving a lot less or a lot more or whatever I need to do. I'm not even gonna lie. If I, now if I got the win, okay, let's roll for this. This is so sad. This is like gizmy anxiety. Is it really? We can stop if you need to. You know it's okay, but you know actually before you do that, I just got a note from a producer off camera that the death clock that you were talking about, if you unplug it, it still ticks. That's what I was going to get to. It's like once it sets, it never stops. It's just like a, think of the same mechanics in like a clock. Yeah. It just never stops. Those might get, obviously they'll go off on, I mean, that's battery, but some are sun powered. It's like, that's, it's genuinely creepy. That's like some black mirror. It's like that one movie, that one movie came out where it was, I don't know if it was Tubi. I don't know, I don't know. Shout out to Tubi. Shout out to Tubi. I don't remember I watched it, but it's a friend group. They're at this party. They all download an app and it's essentially death clock. They all download an app and it just randomly says, oh, you have 40, 40 years and 18 days left. And one girl got like, you have two days left. And the whole friend group, like their heart dropped and they were trying to figure it out. And she was like, what do you mean I have two days? It's wrong. Trying to uninstall it, redo it, said you have two days. Oh my God, I would ring myself dry. If I knew I had two days, I would be put up like a wet washcloth, like hung dry and wet. Like I would just be nasty. I mean, there would be no more. That's okay. I'm gonna start shooting it out that doesn't even come out there. Like how much? Oh my God. Oh, I'd have to. Oh yeah, two days. But that's, that's what I was going to role play you with. Oh. Say we say we walk into this place. We walked to death, death clock incorporated. The hand of star envelope. Okay, now this is going to suck. I get mine. I'm like, all right, let's open at the same time. You know how you go first because you're your anxiety written. Right. I open mine, whatever, 50, 53 years and some change. Okay. I go over your turn. You open yours and it says four months. God, it's so sad. That is so sad. It's so sad. That's why I would never, ever, ever do something like this. Because honestly, my skin is kind of crumbling. It actually makes me uncomfortable. But so at first I thought I was getting, I thought I was getting God, Grandpa's being an uncle. Yeah. Yeah. This is a real pre-order. Like you can genuinely prove it. Please don't buy that. Oh, hell no. Not you. Not you. I'm saying like the audience. Yeah. Do not buy that. Like that's awful. Like why would you- And they're also developing a prototype to where the clock rusts with you as your time goes throughout the years. That part's kind of sick. You look over, you're feeling great. You just look over. You go, oh no, you hit the great button and it says one year. You're like, oh, no, I would not. That's actually creeping me out. I hate that. I hate that so much. Hey, that bracelet's so sick. It reminds me, thank you. See like it looks cool too. I'm starting to lean into it. It's like Ben 10. Yeah. It's like Ben 10. You're just like, whew. This is cooler than Ben 10. You wish you were, what is that thing? What is this? It's just how you hold these up. No, it's not. I'm going to go get another one today. You are? Yeah. I just super hit the ultra rare. Oh, excuse me. What if you hit the ultra rare? I'm wearing it. See bro, that like that. But it's not like a top card like ultra rare, like an auto numbered auto. Like a number of Helen Keller. Yeah, it's not. Prismatic rare Helen Keller. Prismatic Helen Keller is crazy. I would buy that. No, after. No, no, no, I'm just going to buy that. No, whoever sold that low ball to her badly. Three bands. We just figured out she was deaf and she learned how to hear again. She flew a plane. She wrote books. I'm actually seeing if that's up for sale. That is it. If you bought a Helen Keller tops, if you bought that right now, I'm going to buy it right now. Actually, I mean, if it's under $5,000, I'll buy it right now. I swear to God, I will. He's buying a prismatic rare tops Helen Keller auto card. I'm buying an autographed Helen Keller's top card right now. Watch this. I'm going to buy it. It was part of the American Heritage Series. They had Martin Luther King, Jr. Abraham Lincoln. Well, see, now you say that and I'm going to look crazy for not buying MLK. If I get my hands on that MLK, woo. It's a one of one Helen Keller cut signature card from 2025, transcendent baseball sold on eBay for $3.5,000. The card is a part of tops expanding cut signature subset that includes celebrities like Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. Weird place to be put in. It cannot be a part of the same collection as that. There was only one of this card in existence making resale pricing impossible to predict. Wait, so it's not for sale. Oh, no, whoever got it. They're not selling it. It's a one of one. Somebody said, was this a blind or silent auction? I mean, I mean the internet dude comment section is where whoever bought the Helen Keller's top card, please DM me on Instagram at the Peyton Harden. And I will buy this from you. Please. I want to buy. It's me. It's right here. $250,000. What do you say? No. This episode is brought to you by Rocket Money. Guys, let me tell you something. I use Rocket Money every single month. I have it on my phone for my personal finances and the company's finances. Yeah, you do. I can tell you just this week. I canceled two subscriptions. I did not know I had. I've saved so much money since I found Rocket Money. Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps you find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and can even lower your bills so you can grow your savings. I know you always rift about how amazing Rocket Money was, but I finally got it myself. Really? Genuinely. Got it, applied it. 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Big difference. Yeah, and I super gap teeth so I could just really go and get everything out I needed. Oh my god. But I started getting into flossing my teeth recently. There you go. Like I'm really into it. Like I kind of enjoy it. I love how you're learning new to you things but it's like something as simple as flossing. Yeah. Brushing two times a day. Well, I still don't do two times a day. One time a day it's at night. It's like a night cab. It's like my nightly routine. That pisses me off so much every time you say that. Why do you not brush your teeth in the morning? It's not your business. But because I don't like the taste of my energy drinks with the toothpaste, it ruins it. I like the first thing that touches my mouth is to be pure like adrenaline. Have this question for you about flossing. Okay. Since I'm new into flossing. Yes, yes, novice, rookie. Do you floss your teeth before you brush them or after you brush them? Oh, 100% a floss before type of gal. No, sir. No, sir. I gotta floss after. Why in the hell would you floss after? Why would you floss after? Because it's like brushing by itself is a chore, right? Getting yourself to that sink every night is, I mean, it's awful. It's not a chore. Yes, it is. It's hygiene. It hurts my shoulder. So I'm in there brushing, right? And then so after I brush, I'm like, okay, I did it. Now I deserve a treat. It's like always you think you got everything, but you don't. So whenever you floss, you get that nice piece of ground beef that's been sitting in there all day and you just get to eat that because you thought your eating was done for the day. Okay. So you're an absolute neanderthal. That's disgusting and terrible, terrible practice. You floss before. Why? You get all that your seasoned ground beefs, your little rice, crispy, whatever the hell, you get it all out. Then when you brush, you are properly cleaning all the surface area that's not hidden by seasoned ground beef. No, if you floss before, then the blood just mixes in with the toothpaste. Dude, you need, you don't, you're not flossing enough. You're not flossing enough. You don't believe? No, if you, if you go a month without flossing. What about 26 years? It probably looks like a murder scene in there. Oh, okay. Oh, oh, Sarah came into the bathroom one time. She goes, oh my God, what happened? What happened, babe? She's like, where'd you get stabbed? Where is it? Where's the knife? You go, no, it's right here. It's like pouring out of your mouth. Yeah. That's why I don't like, that's why I don't like flossing before I brush my teeth because then, because I love the taste of my toothpaste. I have the Disney Princess one. But that doesn't, that doesn't matter. Yes, it does. Cause it now tastes like pennies. Okay. Okay. This is, this is a piece of debris, right? Say that my chest is my teeth. It's so weird. My chest, my chest is my teeth. Here's some seasoned beef. You're brushing, right? Brushy brush, brushy brush. Okay. You're done brushing. Then you decide to go, oh, so what happens all that underneath that it might be very tiny. That's how it happens. Gengividus, you nasty. Oh, I'm, that's how it happens. I got stage four Gengividus at this point. You can't live like that. Now the correct method, my method, hopefully majority of people watching your flaws. Everything's exposed. Then you go brushy brush, brush and everything gets clean. No, I'm saying what you pick out of your teeth after brushing is what makes brushing worth it. You're like, oh my God, I was still hungry. I got a piece of corn. Peyton, you are 27 years old. You don't need nor deserve a treat or a prize for brushing your teeth. I'm a kid at heart. You don't deserve anything, let alone old seasoned ground beef from your own mouth after brushing. You're tripping. I mean, I have this piece in my back tooth right now that I can't wait to see at 10 p.m. the night. I mean, I can't wait to talk to it. Right? I play with it all day and I say, you're going to get it later. You know what I mean? Get that little slater. Yeah. And I'm new to brushing and I didn't know that this was not new to brushing. I'm new to flossing and I didn't know this. You're supposed to do this either. I have those toothpick ones like the plastic ones. Yeah. I didn't know you weren't supposed to use a different one for every tooth. And I swear to God, I do this. I have a picture of it. I got and Sarah took this picture because she was like, why is all this floss on the counter? I was like, because I'm starting to floss, babe. And she was like, why is there so much? And I said, because I use a different floss for every tooth. Because I thought it was nasty. I thought it was just a transfer of power. It's floss. It's not, it's not medicated. It's not a, yeah. See, look. This man really used. What is that? Six? You were mirroring. How many back teeth or bottom teeth I have on our top teeth? Cause I don't floss in between here cause I can just suck that out. Dude, you're a goblin. What do you mean you can suck it out? Because as a former gapper right here, I still have a little bit of a gap and there's enough in there for wind. So I can just go and I'm like, dude, I saw, dude, literally last night Liv's dad flossed his teeth with a piece of mail on FaceTime. Oh yeah. You gotta do that. Mail literally took a piece of mail. Yeah. I mean, even saying that out loud, it might. Oh, a good corner. A good corner of a piece of paper is so good. Or a fingernail you get in there cause it's sharp and it can dig in. Oh, I can do that right now. Dude, sometimes I like to scratch my gums, dude. Oh dude, if I could get my nails, if I had enough lip flexibility. That's called an infection. Gengivitis, plaque, tartar. You nasty mouth. You swamp mouth. You just said you like to itch your gums. No one else's gums itch. Itching your gums? What do you have, what do you have psoriasis? No, like every day I'm like, oh, I could really get in there like a back scratcher. Like if they had a tooth scratcher. Pain, if I even touched a nail to my gum, it is sensitive enough to where I want to go. Ouch. Oh no, I have. Howie. And you're over here getting in there? I have calloused gums. Oh my God, dude. I'd hate to be your dentist. Oh, I don't have a dentist. I haven't been a dentist like a dentist. Honestly, I would refuse you. We have the right to not serve anybody. You'd be my first one to go, I can't do that. Oh, they didn't make a ticket off of me. Are you crazy? I'd love to have me. There's so many problems. They'd be like, oh, go get the anesthesia. We're going to put you under. We're going to fix it all. One fail swoop. You wake up $4,000 a ticket. I hate the dentist. I'm not going. Oh, do you have to go to the dentist? That's the same thing as getting the bull hole. And when you get past 40, it's the same thing. I'm fine with that. You can get there now if you get, I don't care. I'm more open about my bull than my mouth. I mean, you could play around in there. You could take a gig or something. I could put a camera in there. I don't care. A camera. Yeah. Well, that's what they do for bolenoscopies, right? Why'd you look at Dariel after? You said, you said, why'd you look at Dariel? You said bolenoscopies. What are you talking about? What? He did it on me. I'm shedding light. I didn't throw up a beat. No, you didn't throw up the set, but you said, that's what they do for bolenoscopies, right? You looked over there all crooked. Bro, oh my God. You have to go. Oh my God. Speaking of new things. Yeah. Now this is a real new thing. You know the WNBA got their version of Wimby? Brittany? Brittany's back? Oh, puts Brittany to shame. Really? This young woman is named Hung Woo. I think I said it right. She stands at 6 foot 11. Why are you laughing? What are you laughing for? Her name is Hung Woo, or Hung Zoo. Hung. Hung. Somebody's got a laptop. Yeah, look it up for me. I believe it's Hung. You sit there in 6-11. Hung. So long? No, it's not. I go, oh, that's right. Chewbacca. No, I'm just kidding. No, Hung Woo, Hung Zoo. Okay, anyway. Bro, she is the Wimby. She shits on Brittany Griner. Really? How tall is she? 6-11. 6-11? That's literally equivalent to like 7'4. Brittany Griner was massive. She was 6'8. Did they just have a draft? I know they play like four games. It's preseason. She was 6'11. She had 20, yeah, I mean, and you wonder why. I mean, it's a rough time. It really is. How many games? You can play 28 games in the summer when no one's at a TV. Well, I think the NBA should lessen their games, too. But 28 games is absolutely... Yeah, I mean, it's like, Drive Nations is going to play more than that. What are we doing? It's Hung. Hung. Hung. Yeah, it's ex-you, is the last name, right? Ex-you. Hung. Hung. Okay, Hung-Ju. There you go. Are you just 100% better? I'm just saying, at least give her the respect. You don't know if that's right. You don't know if it's J-u. It's ex-you, it's J-u. What the f*** did you say, Dario? What did you ever name Drop-Life and it's so quick? What did you say? I took Mandarin, so it's J-u. Dario, f*** you. Honestly, Hidden Ali is 007. This mother**** comes in every day with some new info. Like, be somebody. Literally, have dignity backbone, maybe. Maybe just stick to Dariel drop the whole Steven act drop the zodiac drop all that sounds good Okay, so tell me about hung you 611 for middable right big strong 22 minutes 20 points. I believe off the bench preseason action, but here's the best part Yeah, she when I when you hear 611 WNBA you think what she's catching it down low dirty works done early bow to the nose I'm going to catch it and turning at the rim. She's hitting mellow like mid post no She has no mid post bag. I'm talking cat post She meets the ball with one hand catches it reverse pivot straight to the fade where'd she come from touch no clue She's a rookie somewhere over there. She's a rookie. I believe so six and so wait if she just got wait if they're if this wait Hold on backtrack. They're in the draft right now. They're in preseason. I think the draft yet. That's another thing, dude I mean, there's like this is incredible that literally March Madness of women's ends You got two weeks till you're drafted. You got two weeks till preseason then you start your first year So she came from over so she's a rookie. I believe how old is hung you yeah, how old is hung you 26 is she a rookie? That's not true. Arvaya Sabonis was a rookie like 33 I think he fled a war but I don't know but outside of that but he was he was a rookie like 34 years old They like a five-year career literally rookie to retirement five years Unbelievable. No, yeah, she played back in 2019 played where she got drafted in 2019. Oh my gosh, she's not a rookie, but she's back She had a hiatus. Did you have a hiatus? What's your career? Like a seven-year sabbatical drafted 14th overall in the 2019 WNB draft and what league was that? She played for Liberty in 2019. Yes, she did 2022 and 2023 with a breakout 2022 season after returning from a two-year hiatus due to COVID Oh, so she had a oh she got sick. Yeah, okay. Well, okay I got a question. Oh, I got a question. She grew yeah, hell. Yeah, I'm telling you She was drafted at 6 9 she's now 6 11 She and she's I'm talking that two-year hiatus. She didn't go over there and just watch sitcoms She's put in work. She can't I mean she is skilled. 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I was walking past the tree Oh If you walk outside you're probably gonna pass a tree Well trees are more scarce than you think not really not where we live a lot of concrete a lot of trees name one tree You see in my neighborhood Are you out of your mind? We have trees in our neighborhood? Yes. I Don't have a tree like in your front yard your neighbors front yard. I have two trees in my backyard So think about that you own two trees and you just thought there was none in your whole neighborhood technically Ah Okay, I've been walking past the tree. Okay trees are anomalies to me like the the whole science of a tree is Fantastic, okay, what do you mean because trees are plants, correct? Yes but if like my girlfriend loves plants and so she buys plants and she like loves watering them and taking care of them you Gotta put all these specific rules on plants right in sunlight certain water. You don't want to drown it drowning plants exactly But if trees are plants, why do you not have to put in any work when taking care of a tree? Because they're elite doesn't I'm saying so like the grand sages of the forest How do trees live so long? How do trees live how do trees live at all if you don't have to water them feed them take care of them put them in sunlight Pete First off, it's a tree Which is a plant yes, but it does a lot of its work by itself And yeah, you don't go out there with a pot of water exactly. So how's it how's it hydrated? Any time it rains Any time it rains water hits the tree So if I were to put a plant outside right next to my tree the plant would die because plants are tiny plants are All right, they're very big plants. I've had big plants not the size of an oak There's little trees You have not had big plants that came that are comparable to a tree there are plants the same size as trees. I Didn't say there was it so open your ears I said you don't own them, but I'm saying but you're saying because it's so big it takes care of itself Size doesn't matter. It's about the motion of the ocean. You know about that right? I do I'm a bit heavy subscriber to size doesn't matter motion in the ocean. Yeah, and the boat and should be two minutes. I Said get out get done. Okay, seriously explain that science to me bro a tree. Okay. That's like saying Why why why do we got to take care of dogs and dogs died in the street, but if a hippo was out It's a hippopotamus. That's not true. That's completely different. They're the same thing They're both animals right some are really big like I think if you just said size doesn't matter because if you get a small Tree and a big plant it doesn't matter you said that you're but you just said that trees don't need Manicuring and taking care of I know that's my question that the science of a tree is phenomenal Plants and trees both have roots right yes plants and trees both need sunlight right yes plants and trees both need water Yes, then why the does a tree not need a person? What that's like saying humans and babies humans and babies have skin right? Yes, it's a super different version of baby trees. Don't I need a person because it's a tree It's gonna grow into it. There some plants some plants that you do too much water and drowns. It's too sensitive You can do that all you want why? You look hideous You look absolutely hideous What the f*** Bro a tree is on its own. It's it's big. It's root system if you shut up and let me re- I mean you can speak to me without speaking to me like that You can speak to me without destroying the set or without interrupting me and you know I didn't interrupt Holy did not interrupt. I erupted you want to put your bear on the line that there wasn't a singular Interruption you want to put you want to put your tiger stripe on the line that you didn't under rub me Pull it out. Oh Don't put it back now. Don't put it back now coward You know she jumped at her desk. Oh, yeah Yeah, sorry, okay listen without being it's so emotional. Okay, but listen, but don't say dude Oh my god, but the way the way answers work though the way answers work Sometimes it takes a little bit to get to it. I'm gonna try my hardest to put it just quick. Yes. Yes. Yes But you say okay, but I Is I debunk a point and then he says the same point like we're supposed to just scrape past it No, I debunked that so stop saying it. What the hell are you debunking? You said you about the size you said trees are big and plant your needle because when I debunked it because it does not matter Science doesn't matter, but you keep going back to it. So I want you to say what you're gonna say without saying it Now does that work say what you're gonna say without saying that okay a tree is Large enough not about size it is large enough. It is self-sustained. Hey, I just said size didn't oh my god Oh my god, and I literally said let me go. I said let me keep going I said let me keep going okay without size a tree is self-sustained enough And hey, I don't know if there was a gap in our friendship I didn't go to four years of botany. I don't know the scientific terms. So stop it Oh, I didn't interrupt you at all. I was six words into my explanation interrupt me Again, that's what you're doing Okay, don't use a point that we've already debunked stop saying sighs dude. What are you? Why why do you think you've debunked anything? Don't sell my desk that's about to snap right down the middle don't snap my debt cuz you cuz you just cuz listen to me Cuz you just said that size didn't matter you said that you said the size does not make the maintenance different, right? You said that cuz you said there's little trees and they still don't know people I argued against that Against that okay, what's your argument then? So many baby side made plants need like four ounces of water and eight at eight hours of sunlight Okay, my response is what about a little bitty made tree? Cuz it's a baby tree. It's going to be huge that plant is only going to grow to a footlong little Ficus but it make you feel like you're in a tight sheet guard when you do your desk work from home But the but the but the answer is they both need to grow so why does one need to grow by itself if they're both small? That's the question because one is going to be a great mountain of a tree Do you think trees don't need people their trees? They are foundation These little shade plants that give you your baby cherry tomatoes. They're very sensitive. You can drown it It's in a little pot a tree's root system is impeccable. They can withstand tornadoes and hurricanes sometime Are you? What's a lot of it? Are you stupid like genuinely look at yourself look at yourself? Ask yourself am I dumb am I dumb? Yeah? Yeah, you know how do you think I'm dumb? How do you think I'm done every plant you own is plastic and it's from IKEA. It was made in Switzerland You don't own a real plant you insensitive Do not talk about my place like that if anything is if any plant you own is real it is from Sarah Absolutely back to the stupidity. What did I just say? What did I say that makes me stupid? What did I say that makes me stupid? I'd love to hear that who called him stupid? What what are you talking about? I'm talking about You just let me look at my own chest and ask if I'm an idiot You did that oh My god, that's from our looks like an accident see that girl On patreon exclusive I'll play that for you. Oh Well, we never we never got the answer for any of my And you know, it's weird Across the street from my house. I'm dripping there's a place called a nursery and I was like hey Sarah I'm thinking about going doing charity at the nursery across the street for like the old people And then I went over there not a full person in sight. It's nothing but plans I Didn't know a plant home was called a nursery and I guess guess what there wasn't in there not a single tree Cuz trees are Gucci on their own that's what yeah, I wasn't arguing that trees are Gucci You're not gonna. What's like Robbie? Was I was I arguing that at all? No, no, you were sick. I'm gonna be honest boys. I think we've lost the plot somewhere. Yes, cuz of him It's cuz of him Yes, or no, did you bring up my girlfriend? Do you you are you are this is rage-bait? Why keep doing that thing at Dariel? What are you talking about you keep saying jokes and then you look at him and there's no joke I'm talking about jokes on Okay, no, no, okay. We're over here talking about trees in the study of that. I have to bring something up Yeah, have you seen the commercials for the Gatorade lower sugar? Gatorade lower sugar isn't that just Gatorade zero? Oh, no, they're making a thing called Gatorade lower sugar or less sugar It's 75% less sugar so still sugar. Yeah, so you're making a low sugar version That's dumb cuz I already have a zero zero that's like making a doctor pepper doctor pepper zero and a doctor pepper one Like what why are you do that's terrible? Is that the one that Anthony Davis and all not anything Davis, but and Edward Good, I think CC's on the commercial CC Kaylin Clark I think it has a Gatorade you know you know you have to think about sabatia You never put baseball in your life you go see that's good ball knowledge No, I couldn't tell you what CC's about the adid or looks like I just know the name off of his name alone. What's his Hispanic? Not too far off. What is he? I think it was either Dominican or Cuban. Okay, cool But it was a black man the Gatorade. I think it makes sense because it's for post-workout You get replenishment of electrolytes and what word we'll say that again. You get what? replenishment Of electrolytes and then also it's good post-workout to have an insulin spike So it's good to have some sugar post-workout. Okay, so then why not get the regular Gatorade? Hey Who brought Dr. Mike on the like Honestly looking to look at each other both the I mean Speaks Mandarin Three years in computer engineering Just let me pull up the fact about Hong's rule real quick. Oh all of a sudden it's taking me two minutes just to get I mean, I I you know her name you know her name you know her native tongue But you can't look up her age in less than ten seconds Jesus Christ and then you actually okay with the actually If you get if you can't get your hands on some on some gummy bears Which has dextrose was is really good for the post-workout recovery. You might as well grab the Gatorade lower sugar I mean an insulin spike is I mean it's absolutely gonna fill in your glycogen cells and you're gonna be fantastic and well rested Yeah Dude, there's nothing like this feeling I'm having right now. Who are you looking at just blank space? Oh, I lost it There's nothing like that. There's nothing like that. That's better than nothing. Oh Lost in the fabric of time yeah Sitting there and then you feel that little like the weird tension in the back of your eye socket I mean, there's nothing better man and chase it sometimes, but then it kicks you back in the gear You know what also the weird feeling I really like holding on to a poop just holding on Now Sometimes just feeling them like trying to breach the the port. Oh, yeah, he's like this Who's in there open up and you're just I mean you're just on the back side You're just holding eggs repairing window zombies. He's sitting there repairing window. He's like this coming out the whole look good. He's He's just knocking on that front doorway. He's like this is not Yeah, it's like sinners like he's like don't like that You know what I mean, you gotta let him in dude now you're my name in that movie. I need to watch it you haven't seen Michael B. Jordan It's one of those things when something get after it in that scene see you're so like no it was very talk about So pop culture it was so freaky. No because she's wife of Josh Allen and people literally ask him's like Would you think about because they have okay if their actors are professional exactly spoiler, but she spits in his mouth Talking I want to want to see it. Oh, well, you still gotta watch it. I got it on my server. Yeah, but camp cams so freaky I logged in with HBO max He's what he only is watch the second season of euphoria because he heard about the Sydney Sweeney that is not true at all I have a first season says on watch second season. He's always say he's caught up. Not I didn't even know I didn't know where euphoria is streamed at I've never seen That's like I just look it up on Twitter the good That's a lot. 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Yeah, I did the general education diploma. That's not what GED stands for but it sounded good All right, we're getting straight into this is a high school level questions. Am I a freshman or a senior? I think I mean this is I Because junior year was the hardest That's a fact though junior years science biology. No God AP us history It's like a big dude you I took APS AP and are you crazy? Are you crazy? nuts Okay, so okay this broke it down actually I just went to the first website is broke it down Real real life math practical knowledge Logic stuff you learn to school book. Oh, we got categories. Come on. Let's go into it If something is 25% off of $80. What's the final price? No? No, what do you mean? No, that's not math. I mean yeah, it is that's not high school That's real life. They didn't teach me that they didn't teach me percentages in high school Payton they didn't teach me that if something's 25% off of $80. What's the final price? Why are you using your cat? You don't get a calculator. That's not ti 84. It's not ti 84 times point two five. It's $20. Okay, so what's your final price? $20 Pain it's only 25% off of something's $80 It's I'm not getting the joke if something there's no you're the joke you're the joke you're growing man You are the joke. We're making fun of you if something's 25% off of something that cost $80. What's the final price? It's not 20 Yeah, oh my god, oh, thank you You didn't oh man. Oh cuz the paper's gonna gonna grow a face and talk to you Oh, don't worry guy. We'll get you through this. See that's what always help you in that room That would always get me in math if they was like multiple choice And then the first thing I got on my calculator was that 20 out of circle that 20 and move though Okay, last one for math. What is the fraction three fifth represented as a decimal? Whenever you know my people went through a thing for a while three fifths is a hard fraction for us So I declined to answer that one I Refuse next question I go then I'm like next question there's 40 acres in a No, no, no, no, that's so good come on God you suppressed me That's greatness Good chain oh good chain Damn me up Here we go. We can leave all that in here. We're gonna great. That's great. Okay. You're gonna deal with that one. Okay. That's fine Let's get back to it What does it GDP measure this is practical knowledge money? Okay, but can you be can you be more specific general decimal points? GDP GDP Okay, we'll break it down together guys don't play Guys don't play you're finally at you gotta go. You're gonna go that guys don't play you had it money GDP Okay, I'll give you general General gross domestic product now. Can you tell me what that is? Oh hard and trying to get your GED I thought we were talking about GD. Oh my god, dude. I said you are attempting to get your GED You're not supposed to have any help, but I'm still helping you you're still failing. This is why are you You're still failing think about this I didn't answer yet every hot you wouldn't have answered it all you said guys don't play you would have You've been so wrong if I didn't help. I'm your guardian angel. Don't make me do quizzes on tour gross domestic I might have to honestly you deserve it take available right now you should know studios Gross domestic product. What does it mean? Gross domestic product. It's how much domestic product you gross in a year annually We'll take it. Yeah, we'll give you half a point. We'll give you half a point I mean, it's so no no nobody no but stop stop stop nobody up off him Okay, if you double a penny one penny two pennies every day correct If you double a penny every day for 30 days is it over a million dollars non-applicable. They got rid of pennies Oh Okay, now actually answer Locked you double a penny every day for two days. Yes. Is it over a no for three for 30 days If you double a penny every day for over 30 days for 30 days, is it over? No, we weren't doing math over a million dollars. No It's wrong. It's well over a million ends up being five point three million dollars wait I'm about to be a penny collect. I Think I've seen that many pennies on the street. No you double one to two two to four four to eight eight to six I can do that right now. I can do that right now for 30 days I'll never have to worry again. Y'all never see me again. Oh, I'm gonna be the penny police. You can't do that I'm gonna be the penny pusher I'm gonna be the penny person the penny person push your police the penny push I'm gonna be the penny pleasure. Oh my god Okay, yeah, don't look to imagine somebody being born in 2026 and their name was penny Like isn't penny like What does that mean like you wouldn't name like somebody born in 2026 and myrile, right? No, but it's a life It's all on the wheel. No, oh You're gonna see a couple glattises in about the 2030s There was like a like a 20 Glass year old bad glad is oh she could get some that's what I'm saying. It gives her even more or it's mysterious I just have a thing with women with gaps in their teeth. I put my tongue in between it. Here we go Okay, you just don't want it to be sharp. I know common GED Questions you're running a race you are running a race you pass second place. What place are you in? Second there you go. Good job. Good job. I'm gonna one before didn't get tripped up. Yeah Okay, here we go. What is the capital of Canada? Oh? Montreal wrong Toronto wrong Ontario wrong Niagara Falls wrong Buffalo wrong. That's New York So the capital of New York's Buffalo No, I'm saying Buffalo's in New York Starts with a no Ontario already said that's still wrong Still wrong starts with a no second letter T Ontario Still wrong Ottawa never heard of Ottawa. That's okay. That's where they were asking us to go on tour Yeah, that's Tim Hortons may be scared of Canada if I'm if I yet Oh god if five machines takes five minutes to make five items how long do a hundred machines take to make a hundred items You're never gonna get that out of me You're never gonna get that out of me might as well skip it You're I mean you're never gonna get a valid answer out of me And you might as well not even try to do that it's pain. It's so simple You gotta think every single American high school is Supposed to know and be able to answer every single question now the candle one. I don't know why that's on this website I really don't I don't know why we had enough to know their capital, but we had a candle question Someone get someone get a medic someone call out call out of a mobile IV spot We need to say did he not just say a candle question Canada and it was 30 seconds ago Canada Canada Canada Canada Canada, oh Canada. I think I'm done participating. No, you're not. I dropped out I'm gonna drop out now last one then go for it. It's simple. Yeah if five machines. No, can you do? No, I know it was funny what I said, I'm not playing. I'm about to get mad. Don't get mad. No, you're questioning my intelligence for me For me and all the people yeah, please You would never get some out of me. Oh my god, I'd already have it. I wouldn't have to get nothing out of you I'm like, okay you're All those tiger stripes and dark canal Dingleberries I got five machines. Yeah, just hear me out and think it's simple. Thank you There we go matter of fact flex on them real quick. Give them the power. Okay five machines Takes five minutes to make five items. So it takes one machine a minute Okay, I'm getting how many how long one would it take a hundred machines to make a hundred items? Hundred no, that's the obvious. Come on. You already knew that that's obvious. No, why 50? No, 150 Why are you going up 500? That's so no no Five machines make five so a hundred machines make a hundred. Okay, but the time the time Oh five times five hundred times five hundred minutes. Yeah Thanks guys somebody coming next episode of using a podcast Cam what's the secret code? It's the thing you guys got coming back up so podcast secret code. We're gonna do what is the answer five minutes Takes five minutes It Takes five minutes Five machines made five items of five minutes. So a hundred machines would make a hundred items in five minutes The process one machine can make one item in five minutes if Pierce is here and I'd beat him up My god, okay appreciate you all come back to another episode. I thought you're about to do the patreon No, appreciate you come back to another episode of the you should know podcast I need for the sake of me and the other gentlemen here that have to deal with this I need you to put something maybe they're just a little slightly mean I'm gonna come and do my first negative cta Put a little something slightly mean towards pay away Oh, yeah, you can't honestly he has he has he has immunity he has the bent in on him Honestly until you pull the ultra rare prismatic belt watch I'm calling that bent in boy I'm if you if you're the boy if you if you're Helen Keller's card keeper hit me I'll buy it. No, like for sure. 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