Ep 285: Live From The Super Bowl With Bo Jackson (About 20 Feet Away)!!

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Not really. The TMZ guy walks up to me and goes, Terry, what do you think about Bradley Cooper? They asked him and they said he's not had any plastic surgery. What's the latest rumor? I'm gay, right? Isn't that the latest rumor? Yes. First of all, if I were gay, I would be gay. Listen to Between Us on America's number one podcast network, iHeart. Follow Between Us and start listening on the free iHeartRadio app today. which runs January 20th through February 17th with new episodes every Tuesday. From the Exactly Right Network, listen to This Podcast Will Kill You on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important. Today on This Is Important, Bo Jackson gave my mom a perm in 20 seconds. It was the warmth of another man's ass. And it was hot. They're about to release a 20-inch hot dog. Let's go! Ow! Is this our theme music for the whole week? Yeah. This has been an unbelievable Super Bowl. 60? 60? Not quite nine. Not quite nine. the joke that keeps on going. Never stop. We're a little late. I'm not feeling great, as you can tell by the sunglasses. Oh, power move. I'm just not sleeping. I'm too excited. There's too much hustle and bustle happening outside. I know I could go out and get my freak on if I wanted to. But instead, I just kind of toss and turn in bed and then absolutely butcher my performance at Marriott. Well, we turned it on. We're coming hot off the set of New Heights Podcast. Has Travis and Jason Kelsey heard of them? He said they. Heard of them? Yes, we were in the room with the big boys, and it was feeling good, and I thought you performed very well on that. Thank you. Right, we stuck to the script. We nailed our lines. I didn't know the whole thing was scripted, but, you know, just like the NFL. Just like the NFL. Oh, oh. Roger Goodell just breaks through the wall. I was texting with Trump this morning, and he was like, let me know what you talk about on the podcast. I'm going to come. That's your Trump. No, that's what he really sounds like. Wow. He sounds like Bill Cosby. You don't know him. Yeah. With the jello pudding. Yeah. Let me talk about the podcast. Let me talk about my son, Barry Trump. It's crazy, right? Yeah, that is actually wild. But those guys are great. Those guys are really good dudes. I don't know about you, but I liked doing their podcast. I did too. I thought you were about to pick one. Fuck it. Honestly, it's hard to choose. It's a toss up. They're both great in their own ways. Who's the better kisser? Trav. Trav, for sure. There's no way. He's a hand on the face kisser. I'm not a kiss a bearded, like too big of a beard on Jason. You like a shaven face? I like a shaven face. I do feel more feminine. I don't kiss guys. I don't. It is nice to talk to those guys because we were at a party the night before, right? and we were hanging out with them. And it was nice, but we were in a loud bar. Sure. And I feel like I cannot communicate with giant men when I'm in a loud bar. You're closer to their height, so it's a little easier. Right there to kiss them. Shut the fuck up! All right. Okay. I'll piss now! And then I feel like even you're there to where you can still hear each other. I'm just a few inches. Wouldn't you just love it? Too short to where the sound can't travel that far down to me. Would you guys call me out if you noticed at every single party, I was on my tiptoes the whole time? I don't think so. A long time ago, someone sent me a supercut of me on red carpets. That's rough. Standing on my tiptoes. Really? But not my tiptoes. The issue is, is my right leg is shorter. So sometimes I'll be up on my little gimpy. Oh, that's cute. My little gimpy right leg. I have noticed you doing that a lot. Yeah. And by the way, whoever puts together this, get a fucking life because no no no no no i like it we like the content keep it coming well sure there's that content is king absolutely but what are you who gives a fuck let my guy work on his calves thank you you're just always working out i think it's what i'm trying to work on my calf you're saying it's done as like a tactic to out our boy it was it was i could tell it was like a little hurtful. There was some hate behind it. And I didn't like that. Okay, yeah. Well, then, Durs, I stand with you. Leave him alone. So this is the last day at the Super Bowl for Radio Row. Durs is going home. He's going to go running. I'm running a race. He's running a race. I'm running a race. We're raising money for the firefighters, the big fire last year. Running from Altadena to the Palisades. It's going to be a good time. Almost as fun as staying here and going to Shaq's party. but when you sign up for something when you sign a blood oath and your wife is making you do that she might have said don't be a bitch I heard that there's actually a 5k in the city tomorrow morning at 8am that rapper PeeLo my friend are you going to wake up and go running that does not seem like the Blake Anderson that I know and love here's the deal I haven't done any form of working out at all since I've been here in these three days. I know it's not a lot of days, but I feel like kind of like shit. Like I need to breathe hard. Well, you've just been guzzling alcohol for three days. Rum, yeah. Well, we went to the, when in the Tonga Room? Yeah. Dude, if you're in San Francisco, do yourself a favor. Go to the Tonga Room. Yes. It's at the basement of the Fairmont. Fairmont's a beautiful hotel. Gorgeous. I, I, fancy. I lived there for several months when I shot this seminal film drop it on them the seminal film drop it on Jaxi baby Jaxi Jaxi came out hey came out in theaters didn't make any money but guess what it really shined boys da-dang hit us with it hit us with it hit us with it Netflix yes went to number two on Netflix did the world clamor for more no they didn't they did went all the way to the top to number two it didn't there was a wait who beat you an actual good movie Who beat you? Who beat Jaxi? It was like a Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen movie. You lost to an old Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen? Air Bud 4. I don't know. It was Air Bud 4 or whatever. Brother for sale? Yeah, it was Ernest Scared Stupid. I don't know what was number one, but we went to number two. So anyways. Congrats. I lived at the Fairmont. And in the basement of this hotel is where it was the old pool in the 1920s. It was just a pool. But then in the 1950s, they got a bright idea to deck this baby out like a tiki bar when tiki bars were all the rave. And then there's a pool in the middle. And then there's a little floating boat that they just push out. And it's pulled out. And then all of a sudden, there's a Bruno Mars little tiny. I think you're just calling them Filipino people. No. Because they're not Bruno Mars. They were singing Bruno Mars songs. Maybe Awe? Maybe Awe Bruno Mars songs? When I'm in the Tonga room, it's all Bruno Mars, baby. Everybody's coming. 24-carat diamonds in there. They performed Whitney Houston, Michael Jackson. And those are Bruno Mars, do you? Those Lonely Boys. That's not Bruno Mars. Also Bruno Mars. Did you see that Whitney Houston that was up there, too? We're just calling people of their race by the most famous person of their race now. So who are we then? Dolph Lundgren. Am I Larry Bird? Yeah. We're three Larry Birds. We're all Larry Birds. It's just one person. I like that. Team Larry. Yeah, Larry Bird's the most famous white person at the moment. Larry Bird had such... When's the last time you looked at Larry Bird's face? He looks like a bird. It's weird when someone has a last name that they look identical to. Like, I don't look angelic. Well, not today. I like how you picked a name that's not your last name. Just say you don't look divine. There we go. Well, sure, but I don't look like a cherub. I know, but if your premise is that people look like their name. Hey, and this is why we have you around to punch up my jokes. Thank you. The rules are this. You set the rules. Thank you for that. I do kind of look like Andres' son, though. Yes. I could see that. So that looked at you. And I look like a hole. Well, do it live. I look like a hole. Yeah, so we're at the Andres' hole. I like that. We were at the talk room last night. And we also went and did, or I did. Yes, punch! A Barstool Sports trivia night. I was asked drunk. You were really nervous about it. I wasn't nervous. I just was saying I shouldn't be chosen to do this. I'm bad. Right. It wasn't nerves. It was just like, this is a... And I was right. I wasn't that great at it. Right. But then you were talking about how you were shitting blood, and I was like, you're nervous. And you were like, this is unrelated. Yeah. I was having nosebleeds. I'm not nervous, dude. My hair was coming out in clumps. It wasn't nerves. It wasn't nerves, guys. Well, you came out saying that if they ask NBA questions, you're going to knock them out of the park. And I don't think you got either of those ones. Well, the one NBA question. He didn't do well. Someone's going to make a super cut of it. And am I projecting? Because, yeah, you guys went on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Hey, I got the face mashup. The face mashup. Nailed it. I didn't know how triggering it would be to watch you do trivia. It sent me right back to when you guys didn't call me on the phone a friend at Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. I'm sorry. I don't. I'm sorry. I literally sat by the phone. How many times can I say I'm sorry? Well, what had happened was is Durr's. I know. Cavalier. He was a little cavalier. That's right. He was a little cavalier. And he said that he knew the answer. He had just seen it on Instagram or whatever. And he knows this without a doubt. And I'm going, well, do we maybe phone Blake? He seems pretty cavalier. Yeah, and I'm like, you seem a little cavalier here. And we didn't, and we lost. It was embarrassing. But I thought we did pretty well. And by the way, you last night told me I did surprisingly well on trivia. So you were lying, and then when you get on the podcast, you decided to dunk on me. I was saving the bullets. And also, you were watching. So what are you basing this on? I saw, like, the first two questions. And by the way, the NBA questions that the other team got, I knew it was Chris Kamen because he's a clipper, dog. That's true. Which I was unaware that Chris Kamen was an all-star. That's crazy. When's the last time you looked at Chris Kamen's face? Don't say that about Chris Kamen. Why are you obsessed with basketball players' faces? It was 2008, I think. These are very specific faces. I think everyone has a specific face, dude. It's their face. No, the Chris Kamen face is a different level. Yep. So note for the editors, put Chris Kamen's face just floating right here if you can. If you can, do any of that. If you need us. He looks like a caveman. All right. Anyone else you want to insult? Who cares? The best streaming platform I'm aware of outside of Apple TV. No, not really. I'm ready to be nice. What was your favorite party of the week or thing that we've done so far? Little roundup. Well, that's what this is, Blake. This is the last day of the pod. Yes. here at Super Bowl 60. Should we go through some highlights? Should we go through some highlights? I would love to. I mean, this guy, the guy that catches the food in the mouth, is that him? Yeah, that is him. That is him. I wonder if he's over there. He doesn't leave much to the imagination. I wonder if he's over there trying to get something caught in his mouth. What are they doing? I don't know. He's wrestling. There might be a fight. There's some physical specimens here. These guys are grappling. for what reason? I don't know. And Troy Aikman's over there. He wants to come on the podcast. He's sitting cross-legged. We might not have a guest today. Sorry, Troy. This is just time for us to reassess what happened this week. To recap. Best party. What party? First night. Sushi dinner. Oh, yeah. Bangin' sushi dinner. Sushi went far bar. We might have eaten too much sushi. It cost Isaac $6,000, I was told. Really? You might get fired for that sushi dinner. Was it really that much? Okay. Whoa. Wow. We put up. Only 2,000? Okay. That's a lot. I mean, that is a lot of sushi. It sure is. But it was a nice sushi restaurant. It was delicious. Wasn't it Uzo? Is that right? Give him a shout out. It was very good. I believe it was Uzo. Was that the name of the sushi restaurant? Maybe that was our favorite night because that's the night where we really just got to hang out with each other. Yeah. Kind of bro down a little. Yeah. And Trey, my buddy Trey Cool. And Trey Cool. He came. Lives up to his name. Yeah. Very cool guy. Did you guys know he was in Green Day? Yeah. I only recently found that out after hanging out with him. Every time I hang out with him, I go, I think I know this guy from somewhere. After hanging out with him for maybe once a month for the last five years, it now is dawning on me that he's the drummer of Green Day. For me, it was always like, I think I've known this guy's face since I was 11. Yeah. Yeah. Hold up. He's been around. But Trey's a great guy. He is. Great son. So nice. He ate sushi with us, and that was very fun. Yeah. And then what do we do after that? I mean that was only like two nights ago but dear God is it all blended together The days feel really long out here too Right Like we take naps every day I want to say I try I try No we do We do Oh It's in his hotel. And that's the difference between us? And you can start at the penis? We take naps every day, right? I try. I try. And I will say, oh, dude, if you're at, if you go to the Marriott Marquis. Marriott, please. My God. And I saw the Marriott woman walking around here. Grandma! Way moved! Marriott Marquis. Is that what it's called? The Marquis? Marriott Marquis in San... Marquay. Marquay. Yes. In San Francisco. The Marriott Marquis. Their gym is unreal. Okay. You haven't even been in their gym. I haven't. I haven't. I thought you were the... Well, that's why. He's the natural hard body. He doesn't even need to go to the gym. He doesn't even need to go. My body is giving me signals that it needs to... Your body's giving me signals? Okay. It's giving me signals that I need to get some sort of like a sweat in. What are those signals? Weird poops. Exactly. Yeah. The poops are not regular. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I need them to get back to a regular place. Okay. Yeah. You're welcome, Netflix. Yeah, that's always when I know I maybe punch the gas a little too hard. It's science. The body lets you know. The body keeps score. It's science. The body keeps score. So, Ders, on this race you're going to, are you going to try to run it pretty damn fast, or are you going to kind of roll down? uh now i don't know how many k's how many k's is it i'm doing i think 10k it's a relay race of five people or six people all the way from altadena to the palisades so you don't have to run 10k no i'm i run 10k someone else runs oh my lord it's across la it's going across la so i'm going from like i'm going from i think like silver lake to hollywood there's some hills that i think i'm going to end up hitting i got to get the like um that is seriously too many k's you're going to go from Tonga room to running a heel, a 10K? Yeah. Well, I called it early last night. So like. Not that early. You did. I was actually really impressed when you called it early. I was like. And woke up looking like hammered shit. Yeah. Something in the air. You didn't look great for calling it as early as you did. I don't understand. I think maybe I shouldn't have slept. You know what kind of bothered me is that we called it fairly early. We're back in the hotel room by like 1 a.m. and then I fell asleep at like 1.30 but then I woke up at like 5.30 or 6 and then I couldn't go back to sleep and then I was like, I wish I could have just stayed out later and then maybe I would have slept in a little bit. So what are you doing at 5, 6? What are you doing in your hotel room at that time when you're just kind of... I don't want to talk about it. Yeah. I don't want to talk about it. No, do you put on a film? Do you read a book? No, no, no. No, no, no. Because then all of a sudden the brain gets cooking. What do you mean? I'm trying to go back to sleep. I'm trying to. I bet you are. You're not just. What helps you get back to sleep? Read a book? Watch a film? No, I'm not reading a book or watching a film. I'm just rolling over. I'm trying to. How do you release? How do you relax? How do you. I know you guys want me to say that. I know you want me to say that I jerk off in order to go back to sleep. And I just thought of that. How dare you? I just realized. I know you want me to say that, but that is not what happened. I just realized that's what it could seem like. That's crazy. Yeah. What I do is I take, what I do, guys, and this is hot content. What I do is I try a new pillow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I try a new pillow out. I go, man, maybe I get a cold pillow over here. Maybe that'll. Oh, I love a cold pillow. I got a bone to pick with hotels. All right. Okay, let's do it. Let's flash it. This is hotel pillows talk. They're too big. Too stuffed. Too stuffed. Too stuffed. You're sleeping uphill. What the fuck is going on? I have to call, depending on the hotel, if you can or you can't, whatever. But sometimes I'll call the front desk and I'm like, do you guys have like flatter pillows? Older pillows? And they got them. Really? That's crazy. I would never do that. I would never call about that. That's the difference between us. The Marriott Hotel pillows? Mm-hmm. Perfect. Chef's kiss. Perfect. Nice pillows. I personally can't sleep on them. Right. And I don't know why. I do know why. You drink Celsius's and air. I don't drink Selsis. Lots of Red Bull. I do drink four to six Red Bulls. Espresso martinis after midnight. Yeah. You kind of round out your night with espresso martinis. Yeah. And I did have a Red Bull leaving the party last night. Did you really? I did. Adam, look at me. Look at me. Yeah. No, look at me. I am. Start at the penis. Stop. Yeah. Stop. Well, you know, I was drinking a vodka soda and I wanted a little mix. put some lime in it yeah cranberry or like well see that that's not the issue the falling asleep isn't the issue i fall asleep i just wake up four hours later that's not the issue pizza pizza but no that's your body that's the that's the red bull hitting your there's a civil war inside your body of alcohol versus tarry and the tarryms win at four in the morning yeah yeah well i guess when break it down like that maybe i shouldn't have had that red bull but that's on yeah your blind spot for this is unreal yeah concerning and commiserate with blake because i've had i've had enough fully yeah so last night i don't know if if you didn't come in that back room but michelle and i we saw we saw that like a back vip room and i go to the the guy and the guy's like no you can't come in you don't have the right wristband and then i look in and i think i see justin bieber yeah and i go i go is justin bieber back there i know justin bieber he i would like to say hi and then the guy goes all right you can come in and i think i'm gonna see justin bieber no no it's it's just a guy oh yeah it's just a guy that looks absolutely nothing like justin it wasn't beads it wasn't beads it was a guy the security guard was like i'm gonna watch this happen Yeah. He's like, this motherfucker really. And by the way, it was just like just a bunch of dudes. Yeah. And one of them was my old agent. It wasn't like a. Yeah. I'm going to say this. I don't know how this was the VIP section of this party. As we're kind of like, you know, wrapping up the Super Bowl, a lot of saying it was a bunch of dudes. That's kind of what this week has been. It's like it's quite a dude fest. And I am shocked. Yeah. It's a football game. except we met one of the coolest girls. What's her name? The rugby player that we ran into. Oh, yeah. I saw her. She was at the party. Saw her. Oh, you did last night. What is the name of the rugby player that we... She's so cool. Yeah. And she was wearing this backless thing, and her back was... Easy. Ilana Mayer? Ilana Mayer. Mayer. Mayer? Mayer. Mayer. Mayer. Mayer. Mayer. Mayer may not be. What the fuck? We don't know. By the way, I mean, maybe my dream body is no longer a female CrossFitter in her 50s. And this is, to clarify, this is for yourself. For myself. Maybe my dream body is a female Olympian level rugby player. Yes. I mean, because she was so jacked, but it wasn't off-putting. No. No. No. It looks good. It never is off-putting. This is like peak human. Well, bodybuilders. Female bodybuilders, I feel like, it's a little much. You don't like that? It's a little much. I guess I could see where you're coming from. Yeah. You don't watch a bodybuilder porno? I don't. Or they just pick people up and walk around the room with them? I mean, there has to be bodybuilder porno. There is. You went down that rabbit hole? I mean, just to be like, what is this? I think I watched a documentary on bodybuilders, and that's like the whole side gig. the whole side this guy's nodding gotcha bitch this guy's over there like hey it is gotcha bitch lucrative um yeah the whole side hustle is that they don't make any money it's expensive to to upkeep the whatever and so on the side they just go like wrestle men and they're like here's 200 bucks that was fun okay I like that okay that makes sense they just wrestle them and only wrestle uh I I when I was sleeping last night and doing nothing else. I had a kind of a realization and it shook me to my core, gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen. It shook me to my core. Kyle's been off the podcast, dude. Yeah, Kyle's not even here. Did we have a chair for him? I did not realize. Kyle hasn't been here for a long time. Yeah. No, no, no. What was your realization? My realization is in a generation, which it's coming up, there will be no porn stars. Porn stars are gone. they're all going to do only fans you make more money it's it's more secretive like it's not just out there adam they're not going to do porn anymore let's because they don't make the same amount of money here's what they're going to do and they're going to just only do it he's crying he's crying they're only going to do behind the paywall here's what i need here's what i need from you i guess i need like your definition of a porn star because if you're doing OnlyFans, which is pornographic. It is, yeah. And if you are a star of that, how are you not a porn star? Would that make sense? But you can't, there's no, there's no like class left. There's no backstory about how their stepbrother and sister, different parents, and you know, the stuff that really makes. Your boobs are huge. Really makes. There's no backstory about how like, maybe she got stuck in the laundry machine. Is that what you're saying? That there's no more, there'll be no more just... There's no more like Pornhub that you can just click. There's the, I mean, the old videos will be there. Yeah, but what do we... We'll have those forever. But now it's just going to be behind the paywall that is OnlyFans. But no, but... 69, dudes! If you don't want to cover this, I feel like super recently. At length. At length. You just go to a different campsite and they're... See, I don't... I've never looked at campsites. I don't know that world. And guess what? I'm going to... I'm not going to. I'm an old man. I'm an old man. I know what I know. I know what I know. Speaking of. Fear not. You can see them. Yes. And NFL. Thank you for having us. If and when you want. This is our NFL roundup. The parties we went to. The porn star industry. All the good stuff. In a generation, the Super Bowl is going to be on fucking OnlyFans. That would be incredible. 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To hear this and more, listen to Keep It Positive, Sweetie, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Oh my God, guys. Bo Jackson is 20 feet away from us right now. Where is he? He really is. He's right there. He really is. Bo Jackson is 20 feet. Little does he know. Please don't stop the music. Yep. Bo Jackson Devine was almost my son's name. Bo Jackson Devine. Oh, yeah. There he is. Was almost my son's name. How are we even going to keep podcasting? It's going to be hard. It's going to be hard. I'm just going to do this. Please don't stop the music. Excuse me, cameraman. A true hero. Can you get the out of the way? He's not going to like that. Yeah. Anders. What if he just goes, Anders? And I go, mm-hmm. That would be awesome. That's what it is. That would be incredible. Kill that 10K, brother. Are you Anders? Yes. Please don't stop the wheel. I wanted to take a moment to uplift. Are you Larry Bird? The city of San Francisco, the Bay Area. Shout out. I think they've been doing a wonderful job with this Super Bowl. I feel like they deserve Pepsi, but okay. Yeah. The Bay does not deserve Pepsi in my mind. For people that aren't currently in the Bay Area and know what the fuck they're talking about, Their signage. Pepsi is the official sponsor of the NFL, I guess. See ya. And the slogan they landed on, that's in every window. That's it. On every storefront and every bus that passes is, The Bay deserves Pepsi. And it sounds like a slam. Knowing damn well that Coca-Cola is obviously number one. But The Bay? The Bay, they deserve it. Deserves Pepsi. I told you, dude! The next best. Well, maybe, you know, as a Baydestrian, I switch over to... Baydestrian? Yeah, I switch over to Pepsi. And you sold that from E40, that... Baydestrian? Yeah, or did you just make that up? It's the name of a Mr. Fab album. Okay. Yeah. That's cool. I like it. That sounds like a fun shirt you probably have. Yeah. I need to get one, to be honest. But I am wearing one of my favorite shirts right now. That says Puff Daddy No the Buff Daddy No this is not a Puff Daddy shirt I mean can you understand Do you understand that that what it looks like it says For anybody who listening I not wearing a Puff Daddy shirt That would be- That would look like it says Puff Daddy. That would be really hard if he would be at those parties. You're wearing a Puff Daddy shirt. I'm wearing an R. Kelly shirt. And Durst is just wearing a Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah. Great ass! They're like, these guys are really- We don't watch the news. I'm wearing a Jeffrey Epstein lei from his island. These guys are really trying to be. We actually don't watch the news. We've never watched the news. We're completely uninformed. What happened? Well, I don't even. On the Google News Feed, it's just stuff that they think I know. So it's like, did you know Volvo's updating its operating system? Meanwhile, a city's burned down and I don't know. Right. Well, that's the other thing that's a trip about being out here. And what it was similar at New Orleans is when you're surrounded by all this like NFL stuff, you don't know what's happening in the outside world. Correct. I have no clue what's happening in the last couple of days. Well, let me tell you something. In a generation, you mean no more porn stars. Yeah. This is important. It kept me up. It kept me up. Yeah, but you weren't jacking off to go back to sleep. I wasn't. Okay, great. Yeah. This is what you were thinking apropos of any sort of internet connection. I know you want to put that on me and you want me to say I was jerking off in my hotel room. That's not what was happening. I was trying to sleep, but I couldn't. And I had these thoughts. And I want to tell you, at this point, Bo Jackson is within earshot. So he might be hearing everything you're saying. No, Bo Jackson. I mean, he still looks great, too. He still looks like. You could hand that man a football. Yeah. You could hand that man a football. You could hand him a baseball bat. You could hand him anything. I bet he could still take a baseball bat and just over his head. Over your head. Oh, my God. I would let him do it. Hey, will you crack this? And he just goes. You die. But you go. My skull would just cave in. Yeah. It would melt. to putty. Oh my gosh. It'd be gone. Now I'm going to go beat off. What else? What else? What else? Did you guys enjoy your time in San Francisco? I have. And this is the cleanest I've ever seen. You're on record of saying the Bay Area is very dirty, nasty, gross. Well, I think it's a beautiful city. And I have said that. I think it's a stunningly beautiful city. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. But they did allow people to smoke crack on the sidewalks and inject inject heroin into their cocky, their vein cocks. Cocky vein cocks. Please don't stop the music. I was just going to say that. But there is also a weird odor. I've only seen maybe a half dozen people smoking crack. Yeah, not, I feel like the. Which is a pretty low number. Yeah, yeah, they're doing good. There are pockets of the city that are interesting. It smells like they just like soaked it down. It's like when someone shits on something and then you have to spray something to remove the shit. Right. And it looks like it just got cleaned. You know when you go into a bathroom where somebody sprays Glade? Oh, yeah. It makes it worse. You smell shit and Glade. You don't not smell shit. Right. That's what it smells like to me. In pockets. In pockets. You're in there. Yeah. In pockets. Not everywhere. But you do hit little vortexes where you're like, oh. But I also will say. They missed a spot. Hey. I haven't. I don't feel like I've felt the personality of the city this weekend. Like I felt the personality of New Orleans when we were there. Okay. I also think. As far as like the specifics, like New Orleans, we drank like we were there as far as the drinks that they serve. Oh, yeah. We ate like we were there as far as the food that they serve. Oh, yeah. Here, it's like I'm drinking beers. We went to the Tonga room. Sorry. Last time I checked. We're not. Last time I checked. Tech nined. Last time I checked. This is the way. We're not in Polynesia. Okay. Well, there's a lot of Asian culture. There's an Asian community culture. Yeah, yeah. But we are none. No, no, no, no. I am not seeing the news. The last three days, I don't know. Guess what we do this afternoon. Guess what we do this afternoon. Get really bay with it? Yeah, maybe we get a hyphy. Maybe we take a trolley car and go to that restaurant where they serve Irish coffees. Okay, yeah. Or they say they invented the Irish coffee. Again, it's from somewhere else. They say they invented the Irish coffee. Let's go to Ghirardelli. I want San Francisco treats. These waiters or the bartenders have burns all over their hands because they're just. Do you know the restaurant I'm talking about? Yes, I know what you're talking about. And they're just covered in scarred hands that are just calloused because they're making the coffee. So we go there. We do that. We walk to the wharf. We see if that was the best. I love walking to the wharf. The wharf is the best. It stinks though, right? It's fishy. Well, it's just a wharf. Yeah, there's seals. They're out there shitting seagulls. It smells like a wharf. It smells like a wharf. I like the smell of the wharf. I say, let's go do that if you want to feel San Francisco. You're right. We're in the middle of the hubbub right now. The hubbub. And it just feels like very NFL-y, which is awesome. Yes. But, yeah, you want to see the culture. Yeah, also, I'm a little, like, we haven't gone to, like, a Bay-centric event yet, like where E-40 or 2 Short is performing. I mean, I would love to stumble into something like that. But we are going to go to a show tonight, right? A show? What do you mean a show? Aren't we going to see Green Day play? Yeah, I believe so. Bay Area. That counts. They sure are. That counts. They sure are. Yep, Green Day. And then Shaq. We might see Shaq. Shaq DJing with T-Pain. DJ Diesel. T-Pain. Man, that guy has just a wall of hits. You kind of forget how many hits he has. Oh, I love T-Pain. How many does he have? Dozens. Dozens. Yeah. Everything off a rapper turned sanga is really good. T-Pain or Bruno Mars? Oof. That's hard. Honestly, that's a tough one. I think T-Pain. I think it's T-Pain. And what does the T stand for? His name? I'm sure. Terrence. Terrence or something. Terry. Terrence. Terrence Payne. Yeah. Troy Payne. That could be Troy Payne. No, because that's a cool name. Like go with Troy Payne. Troy Payne. Yeah, Troy Payne. It's hard to say kind of though. Troy Payne. It is like fast. Troy Payne, Troy Payne, Troy Payne, Troy Payne, Troy Payne. Yep. See, this is good. This is good. Thank you, Netflix, for giving us a show. Thank you for inviting us to the Super Bowl. Real man of genius. I mean, Blake, do you want to do a little bit of the board? It's been a while since you've... It's hard. It's hard being in the same room as you guys and doing the board. usually we're a a zoom podcast but being here i like get lost in you guys eyes yeah i just really wearing like i don't want to look at this because my eyes are feel like they're about to fall out of my skull but like just being here and able to touch you guys and and feel your presence this has been a a powerful week for me wiggle just wiggle it okay and bo jackson can see that that that's in his yeah bo jackson i see i see anna like really pitching uh us for to bo jackson yeah and it seems like bo jackson's handlers are the people that came over and he was like it's a no jackson yeah that would i would love that well then he would get it looks like they're yelling at anna they're like there's no way in hell yeah there's no way in hell bo's gonna do this podcast well look i've been listening in they've talked about jerking off a lot they talk about how porn stars are going to disappear and they're only going to be only fans and that makes adam's they talked about they talked about i saw him this morning on dan uh dan patrick uh-huh and he was like men don't talk about this kind of stuff enough and i'm like it's all we talk about talk about what like our bodies and our dicks and like proud because he had prostate cancer he'd be prostate cancer oh yes love that yes and so he was kind of talking about that he was talking men being outwardly Well I don't know if we're talking about prostate cancer. We kind of do like we were speaking about how I didn't go to the doctor and your doctor stares at your butthole. My doctor does stare at my butthole too often. Where is the... And what would Bo say? Looks like we'll never find out. Although she is running almost as fast as being very fanatic. She's paying them. Yeah, it looks like she has a wad of money that she's slipping bills to them. Yeah, that's crazy. And meanwhile, Troy Aikman's over there just eating a vat of nachos. What the hell? He's wearing his jeans on backwards. He's trying to look young. Criss-cross. Why? He thinks criss-cross is still moving the needle. Troy, you look your age. Sorry. I wonder if we are the least qualified group of guys to be in this room right now. You are so dumb. It's possible. Oh, biceps are pretty big, dude. Hey, we've been hanging out with a lot of football players. It seems like we're getting along with these guys. I feel like we're hanging pretty tough with the bros. And you know what I think it is? Mm-hmm. CTE. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's they've had. They think we're old teammates. They've had a lot of hits to the head. They think I'm Troy Palamalu. Yeah. And they. Yep. And they. Dough for men. Absolutely. You know, they've taken a lot of hits to the head. And we're their brand of comedy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. which I appreciate. Thank them for listening and watching. I will say it's very cool that in the New Heights podcast, how just cool Travis and Jason are. They're legit, chill, nice, cool, normal guys. Very much so. And Travis is just like, he almost just feels like a homie. Yeah, I know. Feels like we actually might be friends. And then he is also engaged to the most famous person alive. Yeah. Larry Bird. Exactly. Okie dokie. A lot of people call Taylor Swift the female Larry Bird. Yes. How famous she is. She's the GOAT. Yeah, the GOAT. Greatest of all time. She's our person. Yeah, no, dude. It makes me like Taylor Swift even more. It really makes me. After meeting Travis and actually hanging out with him a little bit. Yes, I will give his hand in marriage. You have my consent. I finally give my blessing. Yes. Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It could very possibly happen. Bo Jackson is 11 feet away. He's getting closer. Bo Jackson, big fan. Big fan, Bo. We love you, Bo. I almost named my son after you. Almost. Wow. My wife didn't allow it. My wife didn't allow it. Adam, you got to shout, I named my son after you, and then quietly say almost. Almost. I almost named my son after you is something that's not going to get a paternal. Yeah, you're right. That was such a fake out. You see, he came right here. That was such a fake out. And I know people are, we've done the Troy Aikman bit and I think the audience is maybe thinking he's not there. He is. He's right there. He's been there. But Bo was even more right there. He was literally, in a weird way, you could say he was actually just right there. Can we count that as a guest on the pod? Can we? He walked, he walked so, what we should have done is just turned the camera. Yeah. Just turn to camera. Then you're joining a union. And you know what? Oh, that girl just got hit with the football. What the hell? You know what? I loved that he, when I said, I love you, Bo. He just raised his hand and continued walking away. I didn't. He caught the kiss at you, Bo. Over the shoulder. Like basket caught it. Just boom. I'll take that. Go, Jackson. That was crazy. I really did think it. I was a little shook. I thought he was coming over. Yeah. I thought Anna pulled something. And then what? And then we just go. Go sits down and goes, so what? We just go. I would tell my Bo Jackson story. Oh, good. Because everybody wants to hear it again. Yeah. I would tell the story for the whole time. Might be the fifth. And then you tell it. Then he goes, almost. Yeah. And then he throws his headphones at me. I break my nose. Yeah, you're right. And then he goes, Bo knows. And he mule kicks me. He 300 kicks me off the stage. Yes, punch! I would like to have a 1 100th the amount of physical abilities that he has. He can do anything. He can do anything. It is crazy. The documentary on him is incredible. It was like his childhood friends were like, he jumped across a 30 foot ditch when he was like 11 years old. A gym teacher says he jumped over a Volkswagen. I was like, what the hell? He's just doing cool shit like that? It's like he used to backyard wrestle. They told a story about how he found this long stick and he just dunked it when he was like 10 years old. He just like dunked the stick. What is this 30 for 30? It's an amazing 30 for 30 about BoJack. It's called BoKnows, I think. But why do you, what does the dunking a stick have? There's just all these legends of him and it was before. It was a stick. It was a stick. Dude, he found the shiniest rock. It was crazy. I actually don't remember the stick. I swear to God. I swear to God. But what is so cool about that? I also didn't really know what was so cool about it. But he like came down on the rim. Like he jumped so high, he was able to like throw the stick through. Okay. And that made the cut. I saw him beat a slinky down some stairs. Okay. Yeah. No, got it. They are kind of fast. He wants pillow five. Ten men at once and one at a sleepover. We didn't even sleep. We didn't even sleep. We were all seven. And he beat us all up with a pillow. I saw him rollerblade backwards down an escalator. At one time, he had 15 roly-polies in his pocket he had found in my backyard. I saw him eat a whole box of nerds. Bo Jackson gave my mom a perm in 20 seconds. Yeah, Bo knows. Bo Jackson pierced the ears of a horse. He worked at Claire's, weirdly. Bo had a high school job working at Claire's piercing ears. Bo knows he can do it all. Bo Jackson was the first person I knew that had a flip phone. That's crazy. Bo knows he can do it all. Man, it's unbelievable. 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Keep It Positive, sweetie, creates space for honest conversations on self-worth, love, growth, and navigating life with grace and grit, led by women who uplift, inspire, and tell the truth out loud. I have several conversations with God, and I know why it took 20 years. To hear this and more, listen to Keep It Positive, sweetie, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Adam, who are you? Remember the Boom guys? They're like your guys? Your friends? Yeah, yeah. It looks like they're here. Oh, you see the Boom? Yeah, what is there? The Rizzler? Is that the Rizzler? No, the Rizzler is a different family, but they do a lot of collabs together. Yeah, they are the Costco Boom family. Yeah. Big justice. Big justice. They go to Costco and post videos of it. Yeah. Yeah, they rate the cushions. And they rate the double chunk chocolate chip cookie. Oh. And they go, it's worth five big booms. Boom, boom, boom. And then last year at the Super Bowl, I was in a suite, and they were also in the suite. And then I was like, hey, can we do a video? And they're like, oh, yeah, sure. And they're like, Adam, what do you rate? The chocolate chunk chip cookie. And I go, three booms. And they were devastated. You're a stupid dumbass. Because it's five booms. Everything's five booms. It has to be five booms. that's it yeah that i i i your algorithm didn't uh didn't do that one for you didn't get it on the algorithm but i was just gonna say it's so funny that we like kill ourselves to like create things and then they do the booms but at the same time we're here doing this podcast that's true that's true we're double dipping i will say i kind of have a controversial take um and now we said about porn stars and only fans no no no no no no just one generation from now we mentioned costco and Costco has an amazing hot dog. I'm a huge fan of Costco dogs. We love the price point. Is it a good, I mean, it's cheap, right? It's not a Vienna. You're right. Ikea hot dogs, kind of a game changer for me. 90 cents. They have a plant-based dog as well as an option. Like a power plant-based? And they're about to release a 20-inch hot dog. Yo, I'm about to release a 20-inch hot dog. somebody somebody tonight is going to release some of these guys here some of these big boys i will say i will say i've never smelled bathrooms the way these bathrooms smell i don't give a fuck oh dude i i saying uh that kind of 20 i was talking about a huge football players penis oh no i wasn't i was talking about an absolute bomb these giant men are taking I went to the bathroom real quick and I quickly did a number two. I'll admit that. It wasn't even that quick. Yeah, it took a few minutes. It took a few minutes. Fucking disaster, my guy. The seat was hot. You sat on the electric chair. I sat on hot seat and it wasn't a Toto or whatever. Right, it wasn't a welcoming warmth. Yeah, no, no, no. It was the warmth of another man's ass and it was hot. It wasn't even warm. It was searing. You jumped up to the touch. You thought you sat in someone's lap. Yeah. And someone's like swampy lap. And the smell was, you know when you look on a freeway on a hot day and you see the hot, the heat vapors? The vapors were in the stall. So a mirage to you is just a toilet seat. If you're stranded out in the desert, you don't see water. You see a sea. A hot, hot sea. The cause of diarrhea. And I'm saying that that's happened a few times. Not that exact experience, but these bathrooms reek. They're on go mode. I mean, they're... And by the way, I've stood in line for the bathrooms here. I've stood in line. Meanwhile, the women bathroom... Empty. There's empty. No one's in there. It's a dude fest here. It's a dude fest here. It really is. It's high speed go bonding. And here's my question. you know like at a bar or whatever a woman will go into the men's bathroom and it's all like me here here i don't want to wait in the line and everyone goes all right whatever sure if you were like going to the women's bathroom and you go here here here i don't want to wait in line you get arrested i'm arrested also maybe rightfully so yeah well you know what adam's gonna do but again station rules of the rules okay you are a stickler okay for these i like You're taking a stance on that. Just saying. Okay, so over the whole week, what do we do? A weekly take back, double down, apology? How do we wrap up in this whole entire process? You just want to be done podcasting? You can pick it. Why don't you decide, bud? Well, I think that this podcast is actually going to air on the Tuesday after the Super Bowl. So is there any super bold predictions? What do you think happened on Sunday? I bet the Chiefs are going to win it. Have we not done this yet, by the way? I don't think we have. We haven't. I'm with him. I think the Chiefs are going to win. And you can see why not. We aren't even aware of what teams are playing. No, no, no. I think... Supersonics. I think the Seahawks are going to take it. Okay. Are going to take it. I do too. And you know what I smartly did this time? What's that? Bet on it. No, last time... I'm a Chiefs fan. It was the last time I was decked out in Chiefs gear. Shred. I was wearing my reds. Sure. And then they got their asses kicked. They did. That was an embarrassing moment. They got absolutely smoked. And I wanted to go to the after party of the fun after party, which was the Eagles after party. Of course. And people were losing their minds. And, you know, I see all the videos and like, you know, like Zac Efron was there. I'm like, I didn't even know the guy was an Eagles fan, but he was at the after party. I couldn't go because I'm decked out in my Chiefs. You lose. This year, I'm smartly. I'm just wearing blue, baby. You're going neutral. I'm wearing blue. You're going neutral. The team of both. Yep. The color of both teams. I feel like we were like the Chiefs. They're just the Chiefs. They can't be beat. Yeah. And every smart football person that we met or talked to was like Eagles. Yeah. And then the Eagles won. So I think I'm going to say Patriots. Okay. Are the smart football players saying Patriots? I don't know. Our cab driver last night did, which isn't a football player, and he wasn't smart, but he might have been. He might have been. I feel like the Seahawks just seem like a far and away better team. Yes. And that's what it seemed like last year. So I'm going to go Patriots. I like that. I like that. I could see that happening. I could see them sneaking up and taking it. But my gut says Seahawks. And you know what? The Patriots, I've never loved the Patriots just because they were always too good. And they had Brady and it was a little annoying. But remember when we met Robert Kraft? Let's all wave to Bo. And he just hates us. And remember when we met Robert Kraft and what a nice guy that he was? Yeah. It was like meeting your grandfather for the first time. Yeah. Outstanding. You know, he was away somewhere. He didn't see your whole life. Yeah. Huh. Yeah. Okay. I guess when you put it that way, I think I know what you might mean. But he was a very nice older man. And then you're like, he goes to rub and tugs. He goes to random rub and tugs. That's your guy. That's kind of cool. He's a man of the people. I've never done a rub and tug, and I think it would be pretty cool. Come here. What's up? I bet it would be. Come here. Hey, Bo. Bo, watch this. Come here. It's crazy that Bo Jackson isn't running through all these tables to get to us right now. He's like, I'm going to be a three-sport athlete. I don't think it's happening. I'm going to box your ass out. We really reserved the entire hour for Bo. I hope you can't see this. He no-showed. No, no, no. He no-showed. It's in the same shop. So what do you think that says about us, that every day we got less and less guests? I think word was out. Word was out. By the way, yesterday, we were turning people away. It was crazy. It was crazy. That was maybe too many guests. Do we have Troy? No, no, no. No, no, no. Oh, no. now he's now him and Bo are talking this is crazy they just waved us off and he's finishing chili it looks like it looks like he's got to finish his vat of chili chili dogs look at Blake's doppelganger following him with the camera there's our guy there's our guy we love it yes love you Bo love you Bo the best white socks my heart my heart is we got now god wait but we should have just been like Frank the Tank or what they call Frank Thomas do they call him Frank the yeah yeah uh the big hurt he would have big hurt if we went big hurt then he would have come over he would have been hurt he would have he would have had a big hurt i think he's a sensitive nice you know who would have done that the guy who put together you on your tippy toes compilation yeah we're not that kind of people we're nice we don't neg we're supportive people say yes you got a neg uh yeah when you're hitting on people or whatever i don't like that we uplift I don't like that. I also don't like it when people come and do that to you. We love Bob. When you're out and about and you're meeting people and then someone will say something mean to you to put you on your heels. To get you. I don't like that. Yeah. I don't like it either. Just be nice. Let's just have everybody be nice. I like that. Is there any take backs, any epic slams for the Super Bowl week here? I think we did it right. It was good to see you guys. Yes. It was. It's been a while. Honestly. And do we talk about the cruise? Yeah, the cruise. Oh, my God. We're going on the cruise in just a few days. This airs February 10th. We start the cruise February 22nd through the 26th. That's chaos. That is insane. Are you guys, I know Blake's answer, but are you going to drink absolutely every day until the cruise just to pickle your liver? I'm going to do my best. I'm going to do my best. Here's what's cool. I know Blake is going to. I'm going to go on a cleanse. I'm finding all sorts of new things out about this cruise. Apparently, I thought we were going from Tampa to Cozumel, period. No, no, no, no. I'm learning that it's Tampa to Cozumel and back. Yes. That's how cruises work. They got to come back home. I thought you flew in somewhere, took a cruise, and then it got somewhere, and then you flew back. You lose. Absolutely. The go back sounds awful. Well, no. People like being on the cruise, the ship. It's fun. But let me ask you, the go out or the go back, what team are you on? Well, the go back's kind of tight because we've just all been to Mexico together. And now we're like taking that experience. And I also learned that we're getting off the boat in Mexico. In Mexico, yes. I thought we were just going to be on the boat. You can get off the boat. I'm definitely getting off the boat. Yes, we're going to Cozumel. We're going to Cozumel. It's going to be awesome. How close? I've looked into this absolutely zero amount of time. Right. But what is there to do in Cozumel? Is that where, do I get to see any kind of like Aztec ruins or anything in Cozumel? I also haven't looked it up. Look, as soon as we get back from the Super Bowl, we're going to do a lot. We're going to dig deep. We're going to do a lot of homework. But we are excited about it. We want to see you guys out on the Gulf of America. We've ran into a couple people who have punched their tickets. They're going on the cruise. That was pretty cool. So we're going to see them. This cruise is important. Dot com. Please buy your tickets. And that was a hell of a week. It was. Super Bowl week 16. Mm-hmm. All right. And that's another episode of This is... This is important. Where's Bo Jackson? Where's Bo Jackson? Where's Bo Jackson? Bo? Bo? Hey, this is Wells Adams with By Order of the Faithfuls podcast, alongside my fellow faithfuls and co-hosts, Tamara Judge and Dolores Catania. 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