Well, hey there, family. It's that time again for we introduce you to another one of our cousins and suggest another fine bit of entertainment for you to engage in. Redacted is a new full cast monster of the weak horror comedy from Athan and Jamie Patronus, inspired by late 90s and early 2000s television. Following the death of his twin, failing actor Jacob Kane assumes his late brother's life in hopes of a fresh start. Instead of finding stability, however, Jacob finds himself working within the redacted unit. A covert agency tasked with containing impossible creatures and phenomena. Each week they'll face up against a different threat or aberration. Don't take my word for it. Check out part one of the pilot. Right about now. Hey, hey mom. Yeah, yeah, I know it's late. I'm sorry. I just wanted to call you before the police do. There's been an accident. No, no, I'm fine. A couple of scratches, but mom, are you sitting down? Yeah, I think it would be best if you did. It's that. He was thrown from the car. It's not that it's built on. Mom, dad is. He didn't make it. Who was driving? I was, but it's not my fault. It's raining and the car just started sliding. And I know, no, mom, please. Please, please don't go. Thank you, Jacob. That was great. Did you prepare any of the material we sent you? So I looked it over. I just don't think that it really resonated with the characters. Or none of the dialogue really showed the grotto toss that I think he deserves. Jacob, Jacob, we appreciate the care put into your craft. But production really has a singular vision for this character. Look, I get that there's a vision and all, but the lines that were sent to me were just so pedestrian. You are aware that the writer is sitting at this table, correct? Hey, I am sorry. I look, I didn't mean anything by it. All writers have to start somewhere, right? Jacob, we can't use alternate dialogue. The script is locked. We need to hear the lines as written. If you could, please just start again with the provided material. Whenever you're ready. Okay, so you didn't do the audition then? No, I did do it. It just wasn't what they wanted. They wanted some brainless nobody to recite their amateur script. Exactly. Right, right. Okay, yeah, you mean like, I don't know, an actor then. Look, if they wanted an actor, I would have heard back then. You do realize how pretentious you sound when you get like this, right? You have to hear that, right? I wouldn't call it pretentious, per se. I prefer to look at it as having artistic integrity. Okay, well, yeah, all of that, whatever that is, it doesn't pay the bills, Jacob. And also, I don't think it's even possible to say per se without being pretentious. So, look, I'm not going to waste my time reciting derivative bullshit for a part as an unnamed victim on some random crime show. I'm sure that character could have come back in future episodes and it would lead to more work. No, I read the script. That character is dead before the theme song plays. Okay, fine. Then, I don't know, have you given any thought to picking up some like side work or something? You know, to subsidize your artistic integrity, you know? Like a job? Yeah, like a job. I don't know, man. Look, I know it's rough, but you can have a day job and still make time for acting. I mean, look, my job never stopped me from doing music. I'm able to do both. Yeah, about that. What does it that you even do? Jacob, you know this. I mean, supply chain management. Right, yeah, I know we talked about it, but like, what does that mean? Is it not obvious? Jacob, I manage supply chains. Uh, this whole time, I thought you supplied chains to management. What? I don't know, like, bike shops, stuff, places that need chains. You're kidding, right? Hi, who had the BLT? Oh, right here. Thank you. You bet. So you had the egg? That's me. The egg? Thank you. Of course. Enjoy. See, did you just order one egg? Yeah. Just one singular egg. Struggling artists, remember? Homie, I'm buying. You can get more than one egg. You know that, right? Look, you don't need to do that. Apparently I do. Otherwise, you're going to order breakfast like a weirdo. Now you're done. You're already done. And now you're just watching me eat. No, I got it. Fine. Thank you. You're welcome. I don't mind. Honestly, it's more for me than you anyway. I come here a lot. Right? This is one of my favorite spots. And you're kind of embarrassing me. OK. With your egg. OK. Just a single singular egg. You might be right about that survival job, by the way. With mom and everything, I could probably use a change of pace, at least for a little while. Hey, is your place hiring? No, no. You would hate supplying chains, the links, the hooks, and the hoops and stuff. But I can help you with your resume. I mean, I know all the corporate buzzwords, right? We can knock it out. It'll be super easy. Promise. Thanks. Yeah. Might take you up on that. Do you need a lift to the cemetery tonight? Or you said? No. I'll walk over later. Thank you, though. You know, it's really crazy. Mom's been going for a week now, and still nothing from Jordan. Yeah. Loom is the last time we talked to him. About two years? Man. I don't know. I just thought he would show up for something like this. Yeah. So did mom. You know, towards the end, there were some nights where my mom would actually call me Jordan. Well, I mean, you guys are twins, and she was really confused at the end. It makes sense that she would get you to mixed up. But I know it's hard, you know? Yeah. I know it isn't right, but I would actually play along sometimes. I don't know. I thought he could actually make her proud for what's you. No, Jacob, don't. You can't go there. You know she loved you, and everybody could tell she was proud of you. I mean, she talked about it all the time. Don't do that. It was still different with him. She would constantly bring him up, wondering how he was doing. She missed him. I still miss him. Still my brother. I know. And I'm sorry, really. It's looking pretty bad out there, dude. You're sure you don't want to ride? Dude, I'll be fine. I'm not a child. Are you sure? Because you sort of eat like one, so. Oh, shit. Who is it? Casting, maybe? Maybe you got the part? Possibly. No, landlord. Oh, that's awesome. I didn't even realize you auditioned for a landlord. That's incredible. No, fucking idiot. My landlord. Should I pick it up? Yeah, probably. Jacob Kane. Hey, Phil, how are you? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down. Take it easy. Yes, yes, that is correct. He sounds mad. Look, I'm sorry, OK? I'm a few months late. I'll have your money soon. Jacob, I actually had a big audition today that I think went really shitty. Well, it did not go well. I'll have the rent in no time. Will you? I don't think you will. Whoa, let's not get too hasty, Phil. Please calm down. OK. OK. And by my way, I'm right down the street. I'll be there in one minute. Don't do anything. Bye-bye. So how do we think that went? Oh, great. Just great. He said he's about to chain up the door to my apartment. Wonder who's plotting with that. OK, fucking asshole. I need to go. Cool. Do you want me to order you an egg to go? Maybe you'll get hungry later. Or maybe he wants a egg. I don't know. He seems like an egg guy, possibly. Wait. There. No. I ate my food. I'll talk to you later. OK. Thanks for the feast. Yeah, see ya. Jacob, before you go, you know I have your back, right? Like, no matter what happens, I'll cover for you if need be. You know that, right? Yeah. OK. Fuck this slow ass elevator. I don't have time for this. Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? What does it look like I'm doing? Changing your locks? Yeah, I can see that. But why do you know why? Look, I'm really sorry. Just give me a little more time. You know I'm good for it. It's quite evident that you are not good for it. You're behind three months. I know. I've just been dealing with a lot my mom. I don't care about your mom. But she's dead. Unless she left you a little cash to pay the rent, I don't give a shit. That. I didn't mean it like that. I am sorry for your loss. But that doesn't change anything with this. Come on, quit looking at me that way. Fine. You know what? Fine. I'll give you two weeks. Two weeks. Part two weeks to get me everything you owe. Should not be a problem. Not a problem at all. Thank you so much. I'll have the money for you very soon. No worries at all. Phil, not a problem. Yeah, right. Two weeks. Two weeks. This is going to be a problem. Hey, mom. You're going to have to cut this short. Really sucks out here. I brought flowers this time. But they're just going to blow away. I'll bring them back next time. Should have taken you lay up on that ride. I had another audition today. And got another rejection. They were a way tougher audience than you were. I'll never forget I used to film those stupid little plays I would put on living room. You tell everyone I was going to be the next deniro. You're always my biggest fan. And look where I am now. My biggest role is still that car insurance commercial where I had that one line. But what about my deductible? I think I need a reset. I don't want to be known as that guy who almost booked the Hulu show or Jacob who needs a loan to cover rent. I keep trying to convince myself this is just just a rough patch. But maybe it's just my life. Eli's still trying to convince me to pick up a steady day job as agonizing as that sounds. I'm just not sure if there will be enough. Hello? Who's there? You. Hey, stop. I know it's you. Talk to me, damn it. It is you. I knew I saw you. You need to get out of the car. Now are you kidding me, Jordan? Jacob, get out. I can count on one hand the number of times I've seen you in the last seven years. And all you have to say to me is get out. Why are you even here? Is your guilt finally catching up with you? I did. You kept asking for you. You know, where's Jordan? Is Jordan coming? I had to lie to her. To lie to her. Tell her you were on your way that you got held up. Hello? This is the part where you explained things to me. Where the fuck have you been? I'm sorry, Jacob. Oh, OK, then. I guess if you're sorry, I'll just hop on out and go back to taking care of everything on my own. That beard looks stupid by the way. Just get out. Shit. McCain, we just want to talk. Roll down the window. Who are these people? Listen to me. Whatever happens next, keep your face down. Don't tell them your name. Don't tell them how you're talking. Whatever Hargrove wants, it can wait. Hargrove Discrease. You're out of time. Oh, did this guy bring you flowers? We're in a cemetery. And so. Now, now, that kind of name calling is uncalled for. Who's this with you? He's nobody. A friend of a friend who knew my mother. A friend of a friend. Really? Hey, buddy. Who are you? Is your belt on? What? No, it's on me. Hey! Price Jordan's just run him over. Jesus fucking Christ. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. You're just fucking hit that guy. What do we do? What do we do? Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck. What the fuck is going on, Jordan? Listen to me carefully. I need to drop you off somewhere far away from here. You cannot come back. What are you talking about? Who are those people? There's no way I can explain it to you. You need to trust me. This is for your own good. Trust you? I barely even know you. There's about 800 bucks in cash below the seat. Use that to get away. Stop. I'll drop you off it. Tell me what's going on. I told you I can't. That isn't good enough. I want a fucking ant. Would you stop interrupting me? Tell me what's going on. Look out. Oh, fuck. Jordan, shit. Are you good? God damn it. Oh, fuck, Jordan! Jordan! Help me open this! Oh, fuck! 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