Ep 578 - Post-Negativity (feat. Shawn Gardini)

Wow Wow West oh he's a pro now yo down bro that Gator clap the Gator hands that damn long Gator yeah the marriage did a fantastic job thank you yeah you did you see my bottom yeah you're literally edited out as an entire episode yeah is that right yeah we did a full episode of us trying to break down all the world's ills yeah didn't go great we both neither us had it stuttered and stammered like no I'm gonna say yeah yeah man I just don't like it's not nice violence yeah I just wish people wouldn't be so mean yeah let's get that out both sides do it both sides do it we hit the both sides do it for an hour I think I think negativity is done I think it might not be cool anymore to be negative we can bring it back you already had a good plan Maddox explained his evil little plan already you shouldn't see I don't even think you should say the plan it was just a funny thing to say it is funny funny but everyone's back dude you can't you know free speech comedians rule we are the vanguards of truth finally the philosophers are fucking yeah the second the government starts answering us you know fascism right around the corner yeah it was good though it was good to see everybody stick up for him for free speech and yeah I'm just glad they were all there for me back in the morning he's my brother and being canceled now you know he was canceled for what was that 48 hours yeah I was a couple years but no big deal what's it do you know you had a hold tight you had a hold tight in the probably a very nice kind of modern house on the hills in LA to sit there and just you didn't have to lay on a mattress in Queens with two snarky roommates that were like oh did you write that apology yeah I could tell I do like how he was I saw snippet when he calls a he called Rogan a moderate and one lady in the crowd thought that was a joke she was like you can hear you got that wrong bitch yeah they know they can't be no I was around you laughed it was you being a nasty lib yeah she can't be nasty honey no one can be nasty no we gotta knock it off try not to be nasty I'm never nasty nasty nasty nasty dude we're healing the nation with our truth dude I hope the government doesn't fucking get one of us no more funny business get out of here for it down for real watch information which government that's what you're worried about we're talking deep-same right no I mean kind of anyway yeah yeah yeah I hear you're saying I hear you're saying brother so you just got back from Italy the motherland I did just get back from the old country how to go it was nice it was beautiful I like to go into Rome Rome was so sick as well I'm tripping out I didn't sleep though I never adjusted to the time difference were you drinking cheaply Bruce Kawain overlooking the Janica Laura's Hills but I was yeah I was just drinking a lot and I never I stayed up really late drinking so I never adjusted to the time and that really stunk so a little bit more the same exactly the same yeah that's what that's what I was just saying it's when I went to Spain I was like I'll be different over here stayed up till 5 a.m. every day I was hammered woke up the Sun was going down like I related to what you said to about like America's so much better than just like convenience wise and comfortability wise it's like like Wi-Fi is bad outlets are dumb stuff closes you're voice changed in Italy I'm a little sick you have COVID-19 I might have Italian you have like that fashion show strain that like killed all the old guys sorry I hope you don't have covered because I don't think so I feel pretty good now but I did get a cold I should the travel was like I don't know I was telling the mayor when I was going because I hadn't I haven't really left the country since I was like a really young kid I went to like Mexico and stuff so I thought I was gonna like be like I didn't want to go I was like I like I don't like traveling thought it was gonna be an expansive I was just like nervous I don't like leaving my house you know so I was like you know I didn't I never got why people like want to go places for no reason and I was like maybe when I go there though I like have some wanderlust thrust upon me and I like want to go see the world and like I couldn't have been more wrong I don't care to go anywhere still I was so happy to come back yeah it was so beautiful like I was in Tuscany in Rome Tuscany was like really rural so that was tough yeah it feels that I do that I feel like you're just like this is a green screen behind you and now you're like a different location feel exactly the same yeah kind of state of my house feel like this took me a while to although I like I don't know I disagree Ireland Ireland fucking rules well that's what I said was saying before like I think if I went to an English-speaking country or even a country where I could speak the language I'd be more comfortable yeah how are people speaking Italian I use very anxiety and do this I'm like an anxious guy but when they start speaking really fast at you I was just like I'm American American a lot of them thought I was Australian though so I started lying when I got my mark and I'd be like Australian yeah have those guys get your face make my little man I did run into two like ruffians though I was stumbling home at like three in the morning I stayed up for like 26 hours as soon as I got there I was at like 7 a.m. and like went to the Coliseum and saw everything that was so cool because I was like I'd never been on a road this old before like I've never been in a place this before so that part was awesome did you pretend you were like a warrior slave entering the Coliseum you had a fight for your honor no but you did does cross your mind I think every man in the Coliseum was like man I would stab a tiger in here no problem so cool the Coliseum was so cool and all like the old structures and stuff was anyone in there like it's ever just looking at anyone like fuck around and like flow is just like I mean it's just like a zillion tourists like as many tourists as you could possibly imagine yeah from everywhere yeah how I like the mostly Asian right really that's kind of where Europe was they were all like because remember when we were young it was all like fucking Z's Americans also now they're all like damn we miss the Americans it's all Chinese now we didn't realize how good we had it with the Americans there's a lot of sartre there's a lot of Indians in Rome yeah like trying to like pedal their like water bottles and they're like their Mexicans they got what they got lost on the silk road and no thanks Kelly Brook is Betway's casino ambassador and for all new customers stake 20 pounds and get 150 free spins download the Betway casino app today 18 plus season sees apply bet the responsible way gamble aware talk yeah yeah we were we were battling an old Indian couple on the plane recently went to a wedding this weekend and it was like just there the personal space issue from the east so bro like the budding is just like insane body in line but yeah we're like waiting to get on the plane in the crazy old Indian couple just fucking but it us and had to be like yes the fucking train dude back it up man yeah we're not fucking jamming in here wait yeah chill man we got we got plenty of room like you're always like front and center ready to get on they're just like started doing it or just like also I'm tired of Europeans being like Americans are so obnoxious it's like dude have you talked to one person from England yeah dude it's crazy that's screaming your fucking face that's her singing this we're not singing here I like the singing I like to sing I like to sing and I like to sing but yeah it is but you get you go anywhere and it is cool to see a different place but America really is not saying if you're like you know in Europe or ever it's just your country like the way you guys live is embarrassing it kind of isn't there like everything's just the outlets are fucked up fix the outlets yeah it's 2020 event of electricity get with it yeah man that's from Philly you're welcome I know that's the thing like I was telling the mayor in Italy they all sort of like they're not a very like the customers always right thing yeah I was telling them they all act like with like a sort of air that they were around thousands of years ago when the Roman it's like you weren't there when the Colosseum is being built you're just yeah a guy that was happened to be born here I don't know it's a maybe it was all my head they're connected to tradition they're connected to deep tradition that's how they operate that way they reminded me of like how people describe the French where it's like I feel like they don't like me because I'm American but maybe that was just in my head probably in your head a little yeah because I was always told the Italians are a lot like the Spanish and the Spanish were very they were like happy to see I guess it depends where you are you weren't a very tourist heavy I was more yeah Montaigne's yeah true off the beaten you know me not trying to go off the beaten path off the beaten path was scary I was really scared before I met up with all my friends I was I felt nervous yeah you're gonna get attacked by a ruffian I thought yeah I was gonna get molested or something a couple young Italian boys yeah that's gonna get sexually harassed or something what as soon as I got off the plane I was getting a taxi and they were like guys that were like trying to do fake taxis and I guess like charge you more you know they do that like J.F.K. wait what I loved it what's so funny about you're getting on the fake taxi you're about to get put in the backseat yeah I was scared you're about to get put in the backseat you're gonna get in the bang fiat yeah I thought so he's stuck in the taxi the bang boost Italian job yeah and then I heist that ass it was like guys with like neck tattoos and stuff they look like the dirtbag Italians and they were like getting the taxi in the taxi and I was like no no yeah you just get in they pinch your butt and take you out yeah they kept saying what's wrong with your head they kept saying that to me over and over and over and over yeah what's wrong with your head to toe to toe what's wrong with your head and I was just like no no no I just kept saying no over and over yeah damn fuck your head your head sucks full of Dom Italian thoughts yeah I can't go to Italy my wife wants to go to Italy so I can't go to Italy dude it's the Italians are the worst part and also like I think you're confusing no black ladies love Italian guys oh it's a thing man I was talked about I talked to Nate about this black people love Italians they sweat Italian so hard and I'm always evangelizing like dude Italian suck Irish people rule and they're like obviously Irish people we don't see it but it's hard pitching Irish swag to black people like now we're just quiet and we just fucking grumble to ourselves we don't wear any cool jewelry and they're just like bro you're telling guys are so cool I'm like but I think Italian Americans are way different yeah yeah they are wait that's true what I would or like it the people from a town are they like smaller over there too are they yeah they all they all look like they're like a thousand years they look like pygmies or something like everyone they're like they could be 20 and they still look like a old person for some reason maybe I'm just I'm just a really dumb American like I think I was like missing the chemicals that I'm desperately addicted to and stuff like yeah I was like I ran out of school I packed six packs of six dude lucky struck dude I felt like a fucking GI no boy yeah the six are different they have scary pictures on the six they love the scary pictures yeah I wanted to figure a company where it's like warning these are so cool you might die but that's also so cool if you died from six it'd be so cool anyway dude I'm gonna do a big picture of a guy in like a fast car just like hanging out of the window live fast die young they have scary disco disco tech no I didn't go to a disc I was in Rome for a day so I just kind of like drank outside there wasn't like any bar bars you know they say what when in Rome did you do as the Romans do I did I drank outside and there's a lot of like foreign exchange students are not you know like study abroad kids a bunch of countries it was like a city so we just drank outside like there's no bars that we went to it was just like you sit at a table and they like bring you drinks yeah I feel like the lack of muscle mass in Europe's humiliating yeah real they're small they're shrimps dude I do have a big friend my friend Mike I'm sorry I'm we're post negativity I know yeah I don't want to be negative it's a beautiful country yeah I'm very pro you gotta put down every other country it's just basic American first stuff that I'm talking about classic America first that's right I stayed in my hotel was next to the anti mafia building so that was kind of intimidating yeah there's like guys with silly hats with like rifles with the anti mafia yeah I don't know what that means yeah it's anti ma and they would kept like checking in with me when I would like smoke a cigarette outside the hotel because I guess like their politicians go there and stuff or whatever is that like it's that's like a no mafia guys can go in there I guess not I don't know it was weird I so it's police station yeah pretty much they walk in the past or you have to walk in and go don't forget about it all right you're in your this episode is brought to you by prize picks Matt let me be honest I'm loving the football season but I'm worried man sup well you know me always striving for perfection sure and so I feel like I've always got to get my picks nailed on nailed on every time well rest easy my king because price picks have got you they invented the flex play which means you 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right so I just came from the spring dude I'm just fucking yeah we just got out of the water I've been I've been on my Italian shit I've been watching a Mussolini show the fascistas yeah the fascistas it's a good show it's on something made up fucking European Network really yeah I don't even know what it's called fake bullshit yeah there's a lot of fake bullshit what was it what was Mussolini was he was a bad guy right pretty bad yeah pretty nasty banded fascism oh what yeah Hitler copied him Hitler was like that guy rules that guy's cool okay and that was like in I've been trying to figure out like a good definition for fast fascism and I think it's just like when you love the president so much you'll beat somebody up and the president's like hard to be it's hard to put real definition to it but if you look up the definition it's that's why it's so easy to call anyone a fascist yeah definition does it's like if you will resort to violence so it is socialism that's what I that's why I always I always struggled with it yeah because I was always like isn't that more government so doesn't that mean it's left but it's not it's it's a far-right version of more go out of fucking final yeah I think yeah I think it's like military let's get the exact definition I do I've looked it up a hundred times it's like kind of vague it's like yeah looked it up this week force just I've looked at all the nationalist authoritarian political ideology characterized by a dictator aggressive nationalism militarism force of suppression of opposition it's a system in which the government controls most aspects of public and private life and exalts the nation or race above the individual okay so again what the fuck's the difference between communism and that I don't know they've ever got into a what's it called luxury like automated luxury communism no that's a big talking point they're like dude the machines are gonna get so cool that you could live like you know like when you're in communism it sucks you can only have like a little bit of bread like usually the economy kind of falls apart there there's guys that are saying like one day we'll have such good automation that everything will be on demand but it's like luxury communism just like yeah sure let me know when you guys figure that out that's a thousand years away I know like we're not close yeah Rogan Rogan was talking about last night because he loves the AI and I'm just sitting there like I'm not worried about it is he worried or is he's like AI's yeah and he talks to those guys yeah yeah I don't know I like I fuck with it here and there and it's like it just seems like super Google to me now I'm sure if you own chat GBT and you could like take the blinders off maybe it could be like set me up a geopolitical you know if you took all the moral frameworks off it you could probably do some like cool stuff chat GBT like infringed I was it freaked me out you speak up sorry yeah man we're not in fucking Italy dude back in America you got to pronounce your words you just yanking you bro chat GBT yeah you know what never mind what is the yank dude the bags on you oh yeah he was gone for that he was gone for that I asked if I could take Xanax and Nyquil at the same time because I wanted to sleep on my flight and then I asked something about like pills yesterday and it said like you can't take that with Xanax though like it remembered that I asked it about Xanax two days before it's nice you're probably in the same chat if you're in the same it wasn't really it was a new chat and I said I don't like you remember that I asked you that and it said I'm sorry I won't do it again that's fair check the checkers any use yeah how did that work do the Xanny I didn't take the Xanny I just took the Nyquil and passed out yeah that'll work it was nice yeah nice the flight was brutal though cuz I'm a hopeless nicotine addict so what'd you do I just did a bunch of I thought that was going somewhere else I just did Zinn's and got really really angry because they don't really help still really really want cigarettes yeah it's like nine and a half hours dang yeah sucked I'm first class no coach you got it you got on that one I so expensive but you got it I didn't do that worth every penny on that it was brutal yeah there is a heavy-set woman next to me whose buttocks was just pouring into my seat the whole flight you're a little Humper you probably were like yeah it was kind of a nice like extra yeah that's for real not the worst case scenario yeah it was a guy yeah exactly here's a guy I don't know that's kind of I feel like that's not bad having a big fat lady but spill into your territory yeah that wasn't the worst on the because I had to do to JFK and then come here from JFK so it's like nine and a half hours to JFK and then five hours here it sucked balls but on the way here there's like a guy on his laptop with like his elbows out and coach that's a crazy move my thing was I was thinking on the plane I was like if you're gonna work on your laptop you should be in first class yeah because if you ain't making that bread you're working important enough to be typing back here he's trying to get there dude also I fucking watch the Ravens were on just watch the Ravens game now I work no laptop I'm all laptop I know but you're in the front I sometimes I have to say I have to do coach sometimes and I just fucking elbows and I do t-rex arms and I just type type type I was in the middle though because I had to get like switched I supposed to go to Boston and then Austin and then that got delayed so I would have never made it so they switched me to JFK to Austin so I had comfort plus I spoke for comfort plus but then the new flight I didn't get comfort plus I got middle seat yeah I was dying I rocked a middle seat not too long I like to flex on my wife's like you know you're a flight coach I'm like I don't give a fuck put me in there and I was in the whole time like god damn it I'm so fucking uncomfortable but there was a big dog next to me it wasn't like super fatty it's just a giant guy and he was doing this thing where you just it's actually really alpha when you just like lay down on the trade like that and he kept spilling into my side and he would like wake up like I'm so sorry man I was just like bro you can't help it man yeah yeah you're fine don't sweat it they say sorry it's exactly and I was like and it was it was two big dogs and then me a medium dog and then it was just like there I was middle deserves the armrest and it was like we're fucked there's not you literally there's nowhere you can go yeah he was just trying to sit politely but he was just damn window seat coach when you got a whiz yeah oh yeah everyone has to get up that sucks I won aisle because I just like to get up I like to move around the plane a lot so it's like when I have to ask people especially when they're like oh it's like bro get up dude on the Italy flight everyone's sleeping so I had to like wake the heavy set lady up to go to the bathroom I felt so bad and I was like I had to like find a nerve and just take a picture the fuck out of it what did she do with you when you she was so sweet I feel bad even talking about her like this but she was so nice about it yeah the guy on the computer I asked you and he was like one second and he like finished typing something I was like bro get your broke ass up yeah turn off the fucking PowerPoint dude let's go I feel bad about being me to Italy to you because my friends are gonna watch this I was so happy to see all my friends are they from Italy no but I just don't want to act like I didn't have a bad time was an awesome time no I think yeah I think it was nice okay sometimes they all listen to this and people listen I forget that yeah you want to be like his wedding stunk that's what he's waiting was the most amazing wedding there isn't the Tuscan Hills it was like nice beautiful wow well how much you give him for a gift you mind me asking I gave him 300 and I felt like that wasn't I felt like my other friend flew to Italy bro is that not good like I thought that was just you or do you have a guest just me you give me under American fine dude 300 American yeah but like my other friends gave more and I felt like kind of bad yeah yeah I think that's fine it was like dude it costs a shit ton of money would they give me a thousand no no like five some of them gave five yeah no that's fair you flew all the way there 300 with the international flight I think it's kind of generous yeah Joe I love you congratulations that's what yeah that's a good show yes seriously dude and your lovely wife mayor yeah or husband it was a good guy was there going stag I thought that was a guy's trip wait what do you mean he was saying it was a gay marriage oh I didn't I don't assume he was heterosexual yeah he's heterosexual yeah whose idea was it his idea to go to Italy or the wife's I'm not sure damn dude what a fucking marriage in Italy what a beautiful thing I hope that lady's nice to him because I'd be really mad they're both like the nice if I did oh yeah that would hold that over her for a decade what 25 years wouldn't matter 25 years I go remember Italy it was incredible I did that for you fucking $900,000 it was so awesome it was crazy we have no fucking money we're fucked go to Budhouse dude the stars to like we stayed in like a villa in like farmland so the stars like I saw like five shooting stars the first one I saw is like that's a UFO there's a UFO I was like what you doing for it yeah yeah I didn't make any way I was so drunk in mushrooms every night we did a bunch of much sick yeah that was cool the lady who owned the villa when I met her I had to like give her my passports check in and she's like you have an Italian surname wait what's the fun so I got a I that was definitely my ring camera and I watched La Mer find out the Chipotle's here so I was like that's gotta be the ring camera I saw America Chipotle's here dang I'm sorry I'm going on and on about it I was at a wedding this weekend as well and I was at a camp it was nice it was like an outdoor it was like a kids camp but they did a wedding I saw your flip yeah I saw a flip I was happy I appreciate that and then I almost reposted it I was fired up it was alright I'm a great flip thank you appreciate the height it's actually easier to flip from something higher how tall was it like over 10 feet you were hitting flips today flips of the diving board I mean I went down to Barton Springs and swam in the crisp water yeah it was a far swim dude that was a hard swim yeah we swam and then we didn't realize there's a current in that thing yeah we got down we were exhausted we got down to one end and it was like oh fuck we had the current we were both like damn this is fucking hard then we had to go back against it and it was just like dude fuck let's stop here get to the wall yeah I love that water it was nice I had only been there once and I was like before I'd been there I was like what's all the hub of it must not be it can't be that was so nice the nicest thing yeah yeah I'm gonna try to start here there's tits there yeah I think you go to the non-free zone of that no the free so what people bus out is tits yeah you're wrong about this but I think Austin has really loose tit laws yeah they do Austin does have really loose tit laws like I think you're allowed to just rock them out it's open carry I saw my neighborhood who didn't look like a crazy homeless lady just had her tits out just walked down the street totally tits out and it was just kind of like I would scare me yeah I would think something was happening I mean there was something happening obviously you're right though it's not really that horny making you see it and it was kind of concerned like damn is that lady all right really but she didn't she wasn't like if she was naked I go she's like on drugs she was just walking just kind of pants on look somewhat normal was just had it titties out in your neighborhood yeah that's really fucking weird it was crazy should have called the cops here what call the cops like bro I'm scared I might do something you guys better get down 9-1-1 I don't want a martyr no it's it is kind of it's good they cover them up man you it's you really need to have and I do bra I wish there was a bra law no bra fucks me up no bra might fuck me up more than just bear titties out yeah bear titties is scary yeah walking in neighborhood bear titties I'd be like that lady's having a mental breakdown yeah no bra yeah they need to stop that's concealed carry that is okay I like I like yeah I don't even want to see your nipples through the bra that's too much for me too it's like if they're sticking out more padding lock them away is chassis belt maybe to chassis belt handmaid so we need handmaid's tail I've never seen it but I'm in true yeah I like that shit handmaid's tal rock I girl TV handmaid's tal it's girl TV that's big time they watch girl TV they there's nothing they love more than watching them being like completely suppressed and being like it's better than having you guys be happier just tell my wife to watch handmade sound like you'd actually love that wouldn't you'd fucking love it immerse yourself in herbal essences new Moroccan Argon oil elixir infused with pure argan oil just one drop delivers up to 100 hours of hair nourishment with the indulgence scent of a Moroccan garden herbal essences new Moroccan argan oil elixir spark quality hair repair without the price tag try it now herbal essences service repair to smoothness nourishment with regimen use versus non-conditioning shampoo yeah I watched a brutal one my wife they control the movie I had a movie and then she got to do we did the kissing booth she's like firing up movies she watched a long time ago but you're gonna love this and then watching and she's like oh my god this is so bad I'm like bro this is kissing booth is you know I don't again we're post negativity but there's an aspect of the movie where it's a so it's about a girl who is like best friends with this guy and they're you know they do like dance dance revolution together and they're just like you like oh yeah let's go bro and then but then her the guy's older brother is an absolute hunk and she obviously eventually fugs the older brother damn but then her her friend who's like the little brother is like I can't believe you and fuck my brother and it's like I thought you guys were friends yeah it's like the whole crux of the movie it's so dumb and he also has a girlfriend so he's does the little brother ever get to smash no never they're like they'll be like hanging out in the pool she'll be getting her bra in a pool and be like whoa what are you doing here well this is crazy let's go best friend kissing booth yeah kissing booth it's it's thanks it's a bad movie sounds like a stinker it's a bad movie but it's like oh what's the fucking guy's name it's the dude from such you see saltburn no but very a keel keel again the beat yeah the big hunky guy and saltburn yeah yeah he's also in his for you fucking hunk dude he did he's a wild hunk you see it fucking there's pictures of me wears cool clothes all the time yeah he's a massive maybe the hunk I think he is he's quick aquaman guys named dude he might be number one I think he is Aquaman is just too damn much I feel like Aquaman doing he's doing he's like a mythical hunk he's like it's all I just he is a he is a sick show Aquaman is a it's about the Hawaiian islands what about like yeah what is it Jacob Elordi he is the top Jacob Elordi is the top hunk yeah big he's out he's Aquaman as a warrior movie in Hawaii it's pretty sick okay but I was watching it and I was like we needed the British did we need a gay guys with rifles to show up knock it off hunks knock off the funny hunks with sticks coming out of the water so Aquaman's from Hawaii yeah dang order one yeah yeah yeah somewhere yeah somewhere I think he's Hawaiian that makes sense he's like from where the rock kind of where the rocks from basically just think of the rock and Aquaman running at you and Troy Palamalu and all the fucking yeah you need to you need gay British guys oh hold on listen to us let's discuss the concept of land ownership yeah it's from Hawaii dang Honolulu yeah they they crank out they'll crank out like they'll like spend like every thousand years or something like yeah like four massive hunks emerge some of one of them just sprouts up because they they're fucking stocky come out of the volcano every hundred years it erupts and six hunks head of the mainland and us whites have to be like too much yeah they come out like so Moana reference sorry guys yeah what's that Jacob Jacob Elordi dude he's really bad man we gotta get rid of that honk dude yeah I mean that is a dude salt you have to watch salt burn it's I can't I heard somebody's sucking come out of a drain dude I'm not watching once one person told me that I was like I'm never gonna watch that movie it's just like what would happen if you put the horniest gay psycho around a hunk actually he's more kind of homosexual I think it's pretty funny doesn't fuck the whole family or something yeah he kind of like fucks the whole family drinks come out of the bathtub I didn't know anything about it I think it's come out of the bath house dude it's and you're like you can tell the guy's obsessed but it like out of nowhere you're like why are you watching a guy take a basic watch to do jerk off in the bathtub and then you're going like all right this is a little intense and then the as like it'll last the waters going down he's goes I didn't know that it was even in the movie I turn around I was like Jesus Christ it got me I have a pretty high tolerance for like weird shit so I can come out of a tub is devastating this disgusting and feed it on the shower slugs is crazy dude think of just the prosthetic shower slug they brought in even doing that was disgusting yeah apparently and there's another scene I don't want to spoil the movie but uh somebody dies in the movie that's very close to him that he liked a lot and he starts fucking the fresh soil on his grave yeah apparently he ad-libbed that from what I heard like he just improv they're like you know like freak out and cry over his grave and he just on set started fucking the dirt nice yeah it's it's a does Barry no no no no no no Barry is just kind of like Barry's pretty fucking cool the whole time actually nice kind of reminded me of myself really wait the left part the hunk sucks to come no no no the hunk so Barry sucked to come wait who's Barry the little Irish okay my bad I thought Barry was the yeah yeah yeah yeah that guy he's a little a little Irish freak dude came in it is funny because again it is a spoiler but he like convinces the hunk that he comes from this poor family of criminals and it's just all made up like my mother was an alcoholic it was so bad and then like they visit his parents there's a nice middle-class family and he's like fucked up yeah salt burn it is funny it's a good Bay movie Bay's love Bay's love watching like aristocracy movies huh that's in my experience I bought sinners on the plane for the first time how was it no comment yeah you didn't like it um it was fine it was pretty cool the fights were cool yeah that's it was fine I was a little I felt a little bad because I was great sinners was great as strong dude yeah it was I thought it was great and I thought it was I don't think it was like it was fine white man movie that I went into it thinking that was what was going to be and I think it was kind of like bonding it was at the end yeah yeah they bonded yeah they bonded and then the client I was listening to the director or the writer talk about why he made the Irish and it was because he was like I fuck with Irish shit like I was like I like the music I like the people uh and I think we have a lot in common and I think that made sense for the movie it was kind of kind of sick that's right whatever you say man the Irish music did get me hyped yeah it was cool I liked it there's the one scene where there's like he's playing in the barn and then like a bootsy Collins type character like manifests and he's like playing that part I was like this movie sucks and then it slowly started winning me back by the end where he kills all the KKK guys I was like all right this was actually kind of cool again that's tight wait so like he goes beast mode on the KKK how's bootsy Collins come up in the thing it was just like there's like a break dance it was kind of the gay shit in the working part which I thought was funny yeah this is our culture it's just a lady's shaking her asshole yeah and like a break dance yeah it's just as good as old blues our culture is evolving it was kind of like yeah I had that part I hated it was it was okay and then that part made me hate it and then it sort of won me back with all the cool fights yeah but it's still not a huge fan the fights had some holes in it because like I don't know whatever the vampire suddenly became posties at one point yeah it was like yeah the praise and then all the praise it kind of I felt like it was a little overrated of course yeah if you want to get into there's a it was neat flick if you go to whatever rides inside that Epcot ball if you want to get like a they do like a European history or like America kind of like Western civilization if you want to get that it's actually I could see it if you're if you're black that's probably sick to watch because I was on the like that ride in disney world it's just like basically European civilization and like from like the dawn of time all the way to modern times and you kind of do get fired up like damn it's fucking sick I feel fucking proud of my ancient Greece that was sick and it goes all the way to the modern time and literally you end you're like there's nothing we can't do it's pretty sick yeah so no seriously I know it's just funny I mean America I know but it's funny to be there's nothing we can't do that's what you got out of that you went on Epcot and you got out like the white race I'm telling you that you know I'm the least racist guy in America dude but he'd fight got me that Walt Disney's fucking anti-Semitic propaganda got me like yeah dude fuck yeah yeah it's pretty sick you just start and has like these little like animatronic puppets re-enacting like all the eons of history and it's actually pretty tight it's pretty sick I went to Epcot once did you my dad just got drunk the entire time he drank around the world my mom was like it's so nice you're taking him to Disney oh it's so fun just watch my dad drink Disney I said went on like two rides he got hammers drove home beast that's so tight yeah well it's funny that it's fucking hot out here let's get out of here let's get the fuck out of here that was fun yeah I went to Disney a long time ago my older brothers were beating me up for a lot of it I remember I ran away from them and hopped on a boat by myself as a child and like it took me to Epcot I just walked around alone Disney world that's pretty cool it's pretty sick I remember I had still stitches in my lip and I just kind of like walked around with a big cut in my face just like went back home was like tight yeah it's a good day yeah a little 10-year-old child what do you think about a Chipotle break let's take a Chipotle break I got a pee like a little time out Chipotle time out this episode is brought to you by Hulu Glenn Powell is Chad Powers coming September 30th to Hulu and Hulu on Disney Plus eight years after flushing his college football career down the toilet hot shot quarterback Russ Holiday makes a comeback disguised as Chad Powers sounds like an oddball athletic talent who walks onto the struggling South Georgia catfish determined to once again take college football by storm watch the hilarious new Hulu original series Chad Powers September 30th streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney Plus for bundle subscribers terms of black this is huge this is fucking huge guys we have some clubs coming up I am very excited here they are right now helium comedy club Buffalo New York October 17th or October 18th as well then Bricktown comedy club in Tulsa, Oklahoma that's 1024 1025 and here comes the big one off the hook comedy club Naples Florida November 7th November 8th that's gonna be a good one yeah be a blast October 17th and 18th I'm in Las Vegas and November 7th and 8th the 7th November 7th I'm in San Francisco November 8th I'm in Sacramento and then I got December 4th Tucson December 5th Phoenix so come on y'all what were we talking about before Chipotle so rudely interrupted us here we're talking about Disney World I forget Disney World oh yeah yeah Disney World does rule I went there last year and it's our two I don't know year or two ago it was I was like I was hating on it I was like just gonna suck and I got there and I was like this is actually yeah it's gotta be awesome it's pretty tight honestly it just gets too crowded but isn't there like a conspiracy that they traffic children out of Disney World probably what I was thinking of when you said you were walking around alone I was worried you were gonna get yeah I got it bro not me man but no they uh not to be negative I mean they like kidnap you it just you could really snag kids they're pretty easy I could get so crowded I got kind of I was there with my kids and at one point at like noon it got so crowded you could hardly move so you have to like really kind of hold them they have like a tunnel system under there and you know what they do in the tunnels yeah yeah that's for trafficking kids I mean yeah you it's you know if you were like a child trafficking organization yeah I could see setup shop there and be a good spot yeah honestly I got the coffee jitters right now I'm feeling weird they go out child trafficking yeah I'm feeling really weird right now they get them yes I think it's weird that I'm talking different I go to a lot of uh I go to a lot of play places and they either worry about that there where they you have to get like this uh like a UV stamp on your hand that like matches your kids because if the stamps don't match up so I think Texas they do have like yeah they're like really worried about that because you can grab kids and three hours going but yeah so yeah you gotta be careful there's even like a it's an old lifestyle that the target near my house is like they'll like chalk tires that they see like just ladies just ladies with their kids will kind of mark your cars and then they kind of wait by it and snag your kids when you come back I've heard about this could just be ladies scaring each other why would they chalk the tires it's just like it marks that way you kind of like you have someone go buy market then another guy kind of just checks and waits by the car I guess I don't know to be honest that's a because all that would do is see if you moved that's why you chalk a tire really yeah I don't know you're marking a certain point that way when you move oh it's a different spot I was thinking just kind of like put an identifier on there be like yo if you see this someone coming back to this car so that's it can't be real yeah yeah there's it's just ladies go shopping by themselves somebody somebody's like just giving a fucking hook up to a random guy no I think it's like one guy's the chalker then you have like the kidnappers I don't know it's just ladies freaking each other out yeah they go out and drink wine they're like I think they just are shopping and see Mexican guys like oh fuck but no there's there's been through like the grapevine of like wives in the area I've heard of like there's a couple of them that claim to have encounters where like a guy was walking up to the car or something like that I've heard that I've had a few of these stories too what's going on with the guys I just want to snag your kids man just walking up to the car going you are mine I'm gonna get you are mine hey can I have your child please I'd like to take your kids dude it's my my kids now they're building houses near my house and my kids come out every morning and go oh la yeah the Mexican dudes it's wonderful it's very sweet this one guy turned around the other day he was like hey hello guys and they're like oh la no English is boring yeah as they the dudes get fired up there there's up on the roof and they just my kids just stand there go oh la hi there's one of the guys on the construction site smashed my trash can what the fuck it was an accident it was with the lull it was like that like big giant forklift thing just smashed my planner and my my trash can oh shit yeah it's always it's weird though because like I don't I don't fucking care it's like all right we'll get a new trash can we'll get a planner like they're gonna pay for their big construction company and like my wife gets so mad I'm like yo this doesn't it's literally doesn't matter it doesn't matter I had to go over and talk to them today and like dude we're so sorry I was like I don't give a fuck but you gotta kind of you gotta switch it up I might claim neck injury you should like dude I was right behind the trash can when you hit it and now my neck is killing me you guys got to redo my front portion are you guys are a multi-million dollar construction company yeah I got the plumbers at my house right now there's roots in the plumbing and I was embarrassed because like yesterday and today they've been there and I went out like twice or three times and I was like I can like use the toilet right like I'm like asking them permission to shit it's a very they keep you like yeah man you're fine I've had plumbers here for the last two weeks it's invariance and they I they told me a time they were like 7 a.m. to 1 p.m. no plumbing around 12 12 30 12 45 I was like it's gotta be done by now Senate dump down the plumbing it was open I got phone calls immediately they're like you can't use the toilet where I don't know I don't know where the dump went where the pile go the pile might have come flying at one of those four fucks oh no I mean I thought they were gone dude oh dude it probably flew out of the side of the house so Chipotle beer pile flying right at them yeah that was kind of sworn by 1245 where did it go how did they know they knew right away I think it's literally an open pipe oh because they they're doing like yeah outside work they came back dude I I was outside last night before they smashed my trash can and I was like so I had bought a bunch of soils I'm like planting a bunch of stuff and there was a guy in behind the fence to the construction site just going like just I think they were gone dude no one was here it wasn't here is that I know but I'm back to defending mine because I realized as a listener you might be very furious at me I'd be mad if I heard someone else do that I'd be like fucking wait I thought they were gone dude oh the yeah true that's a really evil thing there's probably just a dump behind your wall somewhere there's been a dump in my wall for fucking two years they finally fixed it but don't get me started on these new houses dude it's criminal framing framing with two by fours alone it's a criminal move dude it's got to be two by sixes yeah they they really they they fuck everybody dude everything's it's I think this is this is wood but a lot of the houses are just all plastic it's like plastic fucking composite wood it's just basically like mushed together it's they they really get away with murder and then they just you know be like this is a luxury house yeah how you know it's in Austin it's eight million dollars this is they're doing it everywhere they're doing Philly too and it's just they build them it's don't get me started it pisses me off yeah really it's like a really evil thing to do to like I mean it's one thing to try to like save some money but they'll like it's going there's going to be massive problems and there's like Sue us look I just spent all of my money on this yeah I can't sue you made the house ten million dollars yeah it's two bedrooms he took all my money it's crazy yeah it's really shitty especially here they're getting fast and loose with the pool too yeah I walked outside the just the hot tub was empty one day just water out of where that water well you could have jumped in there and got hurt I know that's a big fight it's deep it's like a fucking six feet deep can of all in ah fuck you just stuck down there we should get real tigious could be time to see those builders for sure yeah it's time to start suing people yeah my neck I should have laid by the trash can like ah god damn it what the hell man yeah they're pretty funny the guy was like you had a neighbor you don't like maybe just switch it with your neighbors I was like brother fuck it I won't be doing that but yeah I think yeah well whatever I do think is a guy we're like yo we got it and then I went to like the actual I guess they had a bunch of their subs and I went to the like the foreman or manager whatever it was like hey just want to follow up on this and he was like what he came and saw it now that he was like you know who it was and I was like describe the guys no he was just kind of I described him yeah I don't want them passing the buck it's probably tough to I told him yeah how'd you describe him well it was wearing a crazy outfit sunglasses yeah he was wearing edna arty jeans I was like the one guy was like a short kind of plump Mexican guy uh you should probably find him and that yeah and the other one was a short plump Mexican guy they got it on cam they got it on cam we have one of the they have those giant fucking eye this guy it's gonna be impossible it's still gonna be impossible like a wears Waldo picture yeah true well we'll see we'll see we'll see what they come up with because my trash can is fucked up right now that's bullshit how they even it's plastic right yeah they just fucking ran it over the crush you know it's like giant forklift it's sort of lull where they like lift it's like a forklift that like can extend like a boom and go like up like three stories it's one of those they've been whipping those things around and yeah they fucking caught my planner luckily I hadn't had if I had something in and I'd been fucking pissed but it was empty it's like my watermelon's growing I cannot wait to harvest my watermelons that's gonna be awesome when do you when does that happen I don't know I think I think in a maybe a month or two hopefully before he gets too chilly so I was un-pumped about that I got watermelons and plant some garlic which is about I heard like a year long process oh yeah I keep the vampires out you have a sinners you have a full sinners garden all right well for being racist I was at a chicken chip bingo and it was me and three african-americans yeah and uh they feed the chicken watermelon do they really yeah and I was yeah I guess and I was just staying there and I was like don't look dude you'll go crazy if you see what's going on in there you're gonna go crazy don't look like don't avert your eyes bro tie yourself to the mass it's like it's like in France when they dip the pigeons in cognac oh man I think it's probably good eating too we've talked about before black people get a terrible rap for that yeah that sucks so unfair the most delicious foods I told you I was working with a guy one time when we're leaving a construction site and I don't know how we came into this wherever we were working maybe we were next like a supermarket and someone just like gave us some watermelon and some other stuff and my black co-worker was carrying the watermelon I could tell he was walking home with it and he was like walking back to the car at one point he was getting kind of uneasy and I was like bro you want me to carry the thing for you he's like dude yeah I just feel like a crazy hole this thing last night Brian Simpson walked into the green room eating a banana Tony immediately was like he took the one bite was like oh fuck and then I was like Tony you can't eat it you'd be gay this is also funny I was like you tie your hair back to eat bananas dude yeah getting crushed food stereotypes that hurts yeah true especially fried chicken so good so good and you meanwhile Koreans are the real fried chicken hounds yeah Koreans love fried chicken mm-hmm yeah yeah well they've you know they're protected the merchandise yeah the Korean black connections strong Korean black connections strong very strong I used to work for a very racist Korean man who was stabbed twice that was it yeah he's got his reasons I'd be pretty upset he wasn't even stabbed twice I'd be like yeah I'm racist yeah and he the story he was he was in a convenience store that sold 40s he's like I worked in the 40 deli very bad neighbors he always called it neighbors the neighbors were very bad the neighbors got stabbed yeah he called it the neighbors fucking that's I mean it's all down the 40 deli that's where he's wearing his very Korean socks and flip flops you're gonna die in there you gotta go down with the ship in the 40 deli 40 deli dude north philly is just it's crazy polo polo fleece socks and flip flops being like oh getting fucking poked for the 40 this is two silver thunders like let them go bro they cost you three dollars let them go they do defend their wares oh yeah yeah you're not job lifting dude they're coming out no man room yeah with a stick they have ninja turtle weapons he kept that thing on him oh really he still loved the show it says me and my brother worked from he'd be like oh he pulled out I'm like dude sick man use it pussy shoot someone you had a gun you and you got stabbed twice I think that's I think that's the reason you got the gun finally yeah after this stabbed me twice stab me twice yeah he wasn't like stabbing can't get stabbing he wasn't vitriolic or like mean about it he'd be like because I would like have to deliver to like certain areas and he'd be like be very careful lots of bad people he's just like I might get stabbed be careful yeah was never mean but yeah that was the one time he teeter on the edge when that's fair though that's like uh he got stabbed if you get stabbed twice and somebody's going back to that neighborhood that would be like somebody going to like elm street you'd be like there's a freddy crew there so like Michael Myers lives in that neighborhood so just you might get fucking stabbed it's a horror movie that's terrifying I've talked about it before but it always makes me laugh because he always rattled off business ideas and the one time he was like talking about pet shops he's like uh pet shops is a good business I was in there and I was like okay like just waiting for another delivery I know what's next uh black people love it a pit bull but he was like not be he was like no no no they did buy a lot of stuff with a pita boo and I was like I was like so where are these going he's like he's like hold me very careful dude was funny sale I told you showed my brother is dick I forgot about this I'd like to hear about it again my brother is dick he was just complaining how he couldn't get hard he couldn't get any power he called it power oh yeah no power I've got no power I'm gonna steal that he like had just showed my brother is a gun then he goes and just flashed in his penis I was like yo what the fuck oh no power dude was the fucking man yeah it sounds like it's so funny that was the guy who told me if I get my girlfriend pregnant I lose he's like I'll make sure to work on him you get up pregnant oh you lose he's a fucking beast he's all over it dude he was up to now he's probably been stabbed a third time by now he would sit I would drive deliveries he would sit in the passenger side Indian style and just be like what the and just sing Korean songs himself such a beast yeah he was a man he had a beamer and he just eventually just started loading it with beer the case of the beer and just be like don't take my car and just you you just trashed his car the Koreans are very fly it's they're the flyest Asians by far so let it be known Chinese people get fly but it's kind of like space age fly yeah Koreans just like cop beamers fucking crush big crush fried chicken really sick they definitely peeped game show your dick to your boys those is nice like having no yeah having no fucking he any worries at all just be like dude I can't get hard look at this thing no dude he's crazy it's also too like you can diagnose that problem by looking at a man's classic yeah it's really soft right now yeah dude you're not lying your penis is soft it's so small it's fucking Tuesday at 10 a.m. we're in a chilly warehouse in December to at 10 a.m. it's crazy your dick is so soft right now your face Nate you didn't like that you didn't like that I got away with saying that well it's fine it's nice to be it's nice you can kind of show your dick to some guy and I just watch naked it's like and I'm zesty no no I'm embracing it now I'm leaning in it's fine I just was I just still had to normalize it you know normalize it yeah fine yeah it's post up and like what's up guys do a cool handshake and go what bustle a mare's egg for me as a dragon egg I'm gonna hand you wait what excuse me you've got a dragon egg I'm a sit on it and hatching for it's a whole thing we're going to do I'll be sitting on the mare's dragon egg you guys really don't know how to joke around about gay stuff this is crazy dude you guys are the first generation to adopt the white way of being constantly like wait that's how you what the shit what the damn yeah I'm gonna fucking throat my boy just fucking smack his balls yeah I touched your penis today you got me underwater underwater yeah bro there's levels to this shit yeah that's how you do it well you guys once you master swimming you guys are gonna get swimming and gay shit some guys some guys like you want to try these goggles I was like yeah I'll try them and I put on goggles immediately just went underwater squeeze you got a cold water penis in his hand there's nothing wrong with going underwater and yeah giving someone a little because you can hear it through the water which is very funny yeah I was working with a little crappy I had no power I didn't even think about that I didn't get a grip just so you know I was laughing like dang that was that was not a good one on the penis yeah somebody caught my penis in there caught a goldfish there's a goldfish it was a guppy down there it was fine an emo yeah it was water was cold I was refreshing though man but yeah it was chilly I was so I just had to jump right in man I can't I can't walk in I gotta do job dude I thought I could Godzilla walk it that's a tough Godzilla stop halfway it's worse it's worse doing it it got worse that was my second time swimming today Godzilla walks powerful though in the cold water it's very tight it is very tight but yeah the dye landed right on my back I tried it I just wanted to feel out a gainer off the diving board so bro fucking landed flat on my back it felt like it was on fire it hurts so bad but whatever so it happens it was fine back the back flips have been I have a back flip right now dude you're over you're going too far yeah you're going too far yeah you're getting too much front flip I landed like yeah right on my fucking face yeah you're overextending on these flips got it you're too powerful I gotta get to the one and a half that'd be nasty hitting the one and a half would be cool you're close I could yeah if I kept ripping I could definitely do it you ever see those videos of the African American knees jumping into the pool with all their clothes on I think that's a Memphis thing I love that yeah it's very fun to watch we should do that at Barton Springs we could do that at Barton Springs it'd be tough to get out fast true you gotta keep kind of cycling yeah yeah I was at a wedding recently and I had it was a black wedding and a lot of people were jumping in that night like in all their clothes and I was like kind of confused like what is that I saw the internet okay yeah it's a viral trend were they doing that I wasn't there flat oh we got we got uh we got the video they went back and uh we were at a different resort and then they went back I don't know why I thought that was a Memphis thing could be right we looked that up we look into that Jarvis could have started in Memphis I don't know why it's hell I got to yeah it's it's a uh it's it's pretty crazy I mean it looks cool in the video when you jump in with all your clothes but I'm like what do you do after cut her up true stab a crayon go to the 40s store and go yeah this is mine well like you were flipping in the pools but then like yeah yeah it's a lot of Memphis it's what YouTube is showing me they're all like Memphis pool parties look like this yeah yeah like as hell I I do like the black streaming game yeah it's fucking sick I don't understand any of it but there is massive fortunes being amassed yeah kai's not yeah I should have speed yeah it's just the fucking line of chat flying down it's just dudes like it's pretty sick yeah kodak I kind of want to steal it and have a great appearance kodak was so good a little glitch for the twitch fucking awesome I kind of want to steal the swag and for all of our episodes has to have like a fake chat log flying down just be like ctfu skulls cta skulls fire fire yeah I'm for it it's chillin apartment pretty tight I should have speed went to the stand but I know that's all that I didn't realize that he went to the show and those cameras have like a huge light on it oh god while Aaron Berg was on stage and he's just in the back filming Aaron Berg with a huge spotlight on it oh my god he went on stage did a backflip barked and then ran out yeah that's pretty tight yeah it's all about now jungle jailmate in appearance who's that the joker joker jungle jail oh nice we're in an hour okay hell yeah the river there she yeah there it is ciao bye