that's right it's Thursday Thunder and it's presented by DraftKings that's right DraftKings the crown is yours Juju what do we got yes sir man Thursday Thunder we got the Lakers taking on the Mavericks we all we already know what that be doing every time they play since that big trade since the biggest transaction in history. Max Christie is returning back to his old stomping grounds. So I'm going with my boy tonight for three assists at least. Next, we got the news yesterday as well that Cooper flag went down. You dig? And that's get well soon, young brother. But that means my boy Najee Marshall is going to have to step up. And when he step up, he get in them boards. and he going to get at least six rebounds tonight. John John. And last leg of the parlay. Yes, Thunder. Thank you, Chris. The Lakers will beat that ass tonight. They don't stand a chance without the Coopster, even though the Loopster is out. So you've got them covering seven, or you've got them on the money line? You've got them just winning the game. Just winning the game because the Lakers are down a lot of people too. And I don't like how really Hachimura be doing certain things at certain spots of the game. So I got them to win the game, but not by much. I saw the box score of the Lakers the other day. I'm like, where did all their points come from? And I'm looking at the box score and I'm going down, and not until I get to the last one, and then it says Austin Reeves 35. Then I'm like, oh, okay. That's how they ended up doing that. They say in Laker land that that is not a championship team. LeBron is saying it flatly. His agent is saying it flatly. But Juju's got them winning tonight. Before we get to the polls and before we get to Jeremy Song, do you have a Joker of the Day for us, Juju? Yes, I do, man. Joker of the Day. The Golden State Warriors, man. See, this is how they do you, man. This is exactly how they do you. They put out a statement and said that Jonathan Kaminga, a family member was taking too much food from the family room. Come on, man. You know what them folk contract worth, man, each and every one of them individuals This proof man If folks don like you they going to always find way They gonna they gonna throw smut on your name some kind of way bruh just a further day agenda Man you ain't got to do all that bruh you got dude damn Jonathan You see he got two bowls of Cheerios. Did you see him? Oh, damn you see Jew? He got two bowls of Beanie Weenies like bruh come on. That's hey man If you don't like me just say that bruh and salute the step curve for stepping up and said this is ridiculous I'm sorry, bro. Go be great. Just as a small correction, and you correct me if I'm correcting you wrong, Juju, I don't think Golden State sent out a statement. I believe that there was a report that sort of studied everything that was happening with Kaminga and the fracture there, and there were leaks in the organization. But it's not like they put out on letterhead through their press people, hey, Kaminga's family members were stealing food. They may as well, bro. Big brother, I'm going to let you know something about the hood of America. it may as well have been to us in the hood because we see that come across the thing in big bold letters uh-uh bro that's just smutting the name they ain't stepping up and saying this is false they ain't stepping up and saying anything outside of making him look bad every step of the way you see how mike dunleavy tried to do him oh for there to be a demand or trade demand there has to be demand all they do is down talk this young brother man it's black history month happy black history month we gotta do better job of taking care of our young brothers. All right, fair enough. Let's keep it a little more positive then than the joker of the day. How about a salute of the day? Do you want to salute anybody today? Yes, sir, man. I salute the self-curve for that, but as well, I want to salute Nikhil Alexander-Walker as well as the Minnesota Timberwolves, man. They've had a game the other day against each other. You know, Nikhil was a longtime Timberwolf, and after the game, each and every Timberwolf gave him their their jersey signed a little personal message and it just reminded me bro like that's what it's about bro no matter what and this this just goes out there to everybody who who be always hit me on the dm even though you wear a different jersey now bro even though you got new teammates bro you still our brother bro we love stu gots around here we love billy around here we love izzy we love taylor so just because them brothers is doing their own thing now reminder those are our brothers so business is business but we love them you feel me i never forget that and that's a great example uh and i commend the minnesota timberwoods for doing that maybe not taylor stugatz and company wherever it is that you get your podcast we get to the polls in a second before we do so I will remind everybody after a fun night in the NBA last night that Juju and Trista are crushing it on alley-oop and you need to support Juju and Trista wherever it is that you want to be getting your basketball content that also extends beyond basketball they've got wonderful chemistry together let's update the polls here at Levitard Show Juju what do we have today Yes, sir. I always do a bad job of that right there. I got to clean it up like Greg Cody cleaned it up. It's at DLS Hoops is where you find us. And on Fridays, we're dropping episodes on the YouTube feed of the Levitard show as well. You feel me for the listening audience? At DLS Hoops, please, we need you right now because, boy, we are struggling. But we are a part of Metal Rock, and we are happy to be here, sirs. Better love. We'll take all that out. Just beep all that out. make sure that nobody hears him say that he is struggling because he's not struggling he's crushing you're an unbridled success right help help a brother out better love first or last come on what is it i mean 66 of the audience says your last love of course i don't give a damn about my first girlfriend she kissed my ass I love my baby. I don't think Dan ever answered. When you get to eternity, do you just want to be left alone? 81% of the audience says yes. That conversation was something. Right. We need to bring back the magic crater content, bro. We need to put life, blood, whatever amount of manpower we need to do because those moments be awkward as hell. The audience was speaking on that. We got to get Dan up out of there. We got to get you up out of David, man. Every now and then. We've been having to cry off. You did. Exactly. But not here nor there. Have you ever smuggled salami? 82% of the audience says, no, they have not. Damn it. Did Dominicans perfect salami? 58% of the audience says, no, they did not. Are you a streaker if you're wearing pants? 97% of the audience says, no, you are not. And last poll, how many dogs? Hold on, let me make sure I got the right one on the X. But while I'm transferring and stalling, James Harden in Cleveland is going to make sense because he doesn't have to be a hero in Cleveland. They usually expect stuff from him. All he has to be is Ty Jerome in Cleveland. All he has to do is have a good toe. And Darius Garland did not Not the end of there James Harden who regarded as maybe one of the top five shooting guards of all time needs to be Ty Jerome That all he has to be See, I'm glad you opened it back up because he has expectations everywhere else. All you got to do over there is not drop the ball. I believe in him. How many dogs can people bring into the workplace before it becomes too many dogs in the damn workplace? 57% of the audience say one. Thank you. And those are your polls. Thank you, Juju. We sent Jeremy away, as we have, for several hours at the end of every show this week. He looked very frustrated yesterday when we caught him voyeuristically. Have you heard, Jeremy, that we were watching you as you performed that? Yeah, I heard. It felt a little bit like watching somebody when they're showering. Yeah, that was like as vulnerable. When I found that out, I was legitimately angry. All of it, like, really? I was, oh, dude, you know how vulnerable that is? And then to find out after? We saw how vulnerable it was. It was like Uncle Frank in Home Alone doing full jerk. That is the worst. We've broken Jeremy. It felt wrong, but it also felt like a winning position for you. It seemed lovable. You can keep saying that. But it was also a crime. An actual crime. I believe that it was a crime. He knows he's on air. He put me on a nationally syndicated program without my permission. The Dow is up 50,000. What is the song that you're performing and what is the sponsor that we're celebrating? This is for DraftKings. where the crown is yours, this will be a Billy Joel song moving out. Thank you, Juju. Yes, sir. Get to my Friday and now I will look for good ways to spend my next weekend. I'll bet on some football and get me some dough. The Niners are playing the Titans. And I'm placing a ballet with a big and a without any touchdowns. Because I know that when they're playing Mac Jones, I'm going to get all my money. And it's never a waste of time, because DraftKings knows what it's all about. TK Wallets, fill it up, then I'm cashing out. I'm cashing out. Do it better. We're Cuban, I thought. Stop being so awkward. I feel like a mummy.
