January Bonus Episode: New Moon

Hey, weirdos, I'm Ash and I'm Alena and it's time for a fucking new moon bonus! Time, fuckers! We've been so excited for this! I'm fucking lit right now. It's about to get... Kugunutspinana's up in this bitch. It's about... You're about to sit in a chair for four months. That's what you're about to do. I need to pass a bit of it. There is a possibility that you will. Can I... Listen, we're just gonna jump right in. Yeah. At one point, she's looking out that window. I think it's in October and there's just right... That's her side yard. Yeah, there's a whole family walking through her yard. Why? We are to believe that there are woods right there. Right there. There's a merge from the woods. Why are they just walking outside of you? I always think that when I see it. Halloween goes nuts, I guess. Yeah, we're talking about new moon, everybody. I hope you watched. I hope you read. I hope you got the illustrated guide. I hope you've been on Steffi's website. I hope you have. I hope you've done it all. But the good news is if you've done none of those things, we've done it for you. We are. You're a garbage. It came out in 2009. 2009. 2009. This one's directed by Chris Weitz this time. Not Catherine Hardwick. Apparently it was the short production time that got her because she didn't want to have to... She didn't think she could get the story with script right. Okay. Because it was like a year first time. It was very quick. It was a real quick turnaround. Yeah. So that's interesting. This one. We also got... I mean, this one has a banger soundtrack as well. I think of all the movies. This one has my favorite soundtrack. Really? Yeah, I think maybe this one. I think so, yeah. I really like the first soundtrack. I like the second one better. But I do like the first one. This one is Death Cab for Cutie. How can you go wrong? Tom York. It's got muse. I belong to you. The new moon remix. Remix. Remix. Remix. That's honestly where it's at. And then you have the... It's a possibility. Was that Lucky Lee? Yeah. And it's called Possibility. Possibility. Look at that. Look at us. Look at us. That one. Okay, go. I think shooting the moon. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You're right. Love that song. That's a good one too. Oh. Damn. All right. We're really killing it with this. And meet me on the Equinox by Death Cab for Cutie. Like if you're not taking part in the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the next part of the Bella's hair is really right in this one. And do you know how much awful her, it's gonna get though? Yeah. Her hair's so good in this movie. The next movie, her hair. We look everywhere. Her hair's something. Screaming and fidelity. Her hair's absolutely screaming and fidelity is end. Yeah. I don't know. That don't know. What's interesting to me is, I think Alice doesn't Alice's hair look longer in this one. In this one, yeah, it does a little bit. According to the illustrator guide, hair doesn't grow. Her hair vampire, so I'm not really sure how that happened. Maybe she's just styling it differently. Maybe, maybe. Who can be sure? I'm trying to think of, oh, Rosalie in this one. Goddess. Goddess. She looks amazing. She honestly, she looks amazing in every way. Her hair looks really good in this one. It's a wig. Yeah, it looks great. But it's a good wig. Great wig. Yeah. Like this one's real good. Mm-hmm. And Rosalie's not in it a lot. No. And this one, but when she's in it, she makes a fucking impact. Her statement at the end, I was like, oh, yeah. And we'll talk about it, don't worry. Jasper's hair looks absolutely fucking insane. Jasper is absolutely fucking insane. The Confederate soldier's hair looks just outrageous. Yeah. It has also grown somehow. I don't know. No, I didn't. I'm not really sure. I couldn't. I couldn't have done it. Couldn't have done it. Won't. He looks like a wild animal. Yeah. Very much so. And he becomes one. And he does shortly, which makes absolutely no sense. But we'll talk about that when we get there. We're going to talk about that as well. I'm just trying to think of anybody else. Charlie looks, Charlie looks like a fucking certified snack. Charlie somehow looks even better. He does. He looks like a great, a great, a great. Yeah. When he first walks in, we'll get to it with the birthday present. I was like, tell. Hi, Charlie. Hey. Hi, Dad. What's going on? Hi, Zaddy. So everybody looks great. We don't have to really deal with Bella's mom, which is great. Because we can't stand Renee. We can't stand Renee. What is the worst? Cannot stand her. Of course. Of course, Bella's having a fucking melta. No. No, I see. Yeah. I think at one point in the book, it's described as a walking coma. Yeah. And she's suffering. And Renee's nowhere to be found. No way. Yeah. It's fine. No, she's got her minor league baseball player, boyfriend. Yeah. So it's pretty serious. Phil. Yeah, there you go, Phil. We do meet some new folks in this one, which maybe we're going to, we're going to meet the Volterie. I love the Volterie. I too very much love the Volterie. I love one person in particular and you love one person in particular and they're a different person. And I absolutely know that everyone knows that I love Arrow so much. Yeah. His insane laugh. Is that in this movie or is that a little later? He does one in this. He's known to do many, but there's one. There's one in a later. I think it's breaking dawn. It is breaking dawn. I think I can't when we get a little bit of fucking sick in brushes. It's true. It's taken every sense of the word. Yeah. He's played by Michael Sheen. And I think he just eats that roll up. He was made for that. I really was Marcus. Marcus tortured Marcus who looks like he's literally shit himself and is like suffering the worst gastrointestinal pain of all time. He's in such distress. In the movie, I was like, what the fuck is wrong with that guy? There's the thing. When we get to it, I'll explain who all these people are. I'll explain their back stories from the illustrated guys once again. So all these are directly from Stephanie Meyers own brain. Some of them even have conflicting information about themselves within the same paragraph. So that's fun. Fun and new. And we'll get to like some of these little, some of the little things like to know. We mentioned imprinting in this one. We are going to learn about finally the werewolves in this one. We didn't really have it going on in Twilight. We get to see why the Quillute tribe, which is a real tribe, why they have mixed feelings about this whole thing. And by mixed feelings, we mean like aren't really happy about that. Yeah. One of the things is they didn't get compensated for the story. Essentially, I mean, they're a massive, they're lore. One isn't exactly this lore. Yeah. It's been twisted a little bit. And so there's that, which is not great. Yeah. And then also the lore is used for a very large part of this story. And they just kind of saw nothing except for people, traips and around trying to like get a glimpse. Yeah. And they kind of become tourist attractions. And that's so amazing. Not great. Yeah. Not great at all. They did establish people of the tribe established the truth versus Twilight initiative. And it's via the Burke Museum. And apparently it's to like combat the the false part of the narrative. That's so shitty. I kind of can't do that. Yeah. Like they just wanted to like counter what was right. Like the truth and what was made up for Twilight. Right. So we'll get back, we'll get into that as well. But I, the never being compensated thing. I was like, that's a bummer. That's really shitty. Because I also just, I'm like, if you're going to make up like this story in this lore and have it involved, you know, Yeah, a real, like it's like why you should have just made up a whole, if completely fiction-wise. Like meaning fictionalize who these people are. If you're, you know, I mean, because I feel like it's worse to take from real and use the real, the name. And I mean, I am not part of the quill you tribe, obviously. So I'm speaking from a totally outside or point of view, just what it looks like to me. But I don't know. I feel like I would be a little annoyed by that. Yeah, probably. But you can only do what you can do. Yeah. And either way, the wherewolf shape shifter thing does become like a central part of this whole thing, which is what we've been waiting for. We finally are going to get the true Bella Jacob and Edward triangle. It's the beginning right here. This is where it begins. Especially the end of this movie like really heats it up for a clips. And it's just, yeah, wild. Because I feel like you couldn't come out of Twilight, the first movie or the first book. And truly be like, are you team Jacob or are you team Edward? There was like, there was no team like you weren't one you barely saw Jacob. Yeah, like and and Jacob kind of felt like this like younger brother asked me almost like, you know, like you wasn't even on your radar. And then even in even in new moon, it's hard to choose because Edward has just basically dominated the whole not only dominated the whole thing, but is it an asshole in new moon? Yeah, like true. It's hard to be team Edward and new moon. Yeah. And you you do feel like I felt so bad for Jacob at times. Yeah. In this one. Because I felt like damn, he just got like full blown used. No, he really did. And she basically says as much at one. Yeah. Yeah. She's pretty. She's like, yeah, I'm just going to hang out with you because like I don't really want to go alone. Because I'm kind of losing my mind without you. You want to have room room room. You want to go for a ride. But then when he and we'll get to it obviously, but then what he's basically like, I'm not going to give up. And I was like, you do have to at some point though. When somebody has told you they're not interested. He can't just keep going. Well, is it like a weird thing because he like with the imprinting stuff like obviously later when we'll get into that like when the time comes, but he imprinted on Ronesme who's like Edward and Bella's baby. An infant. An infant. Like I said, we got there. But it's like did something like in him inherently know that that was going to like not like consciously, but that's why he couldn't be rid of Bella. Or is he just fucking obsessed with it? No, I think he's just obsessed with it. I think he's honestly, I think he's like in love with her. Yes. Like very or like whatever it is. Infatuated. Infatuated. And the problem is like I said before like when someone says they're not interested, you got to move on. She doesn't really say it. She kind of like is like, she doesn't say to the end. Yeah. You know, like the end she makes it. It's always going to be him. I'm going to pick him every time. Yeah. That's clear as day. So that's when it's like, but before that you're like, you need to be a little clearer to him. Well, that's the thing. You're like nuzzling up on him. You're like almost kissing him a lot. You're spending all your days together. And then you're just kind of being like, oh. And it's like just be a little more upfront. Like just say no. It's okay. Just say like not interested, not going to be interested. From what I remember of the third one, like I feel really bad for Jacob and this one because of all that. But then in the third one, you're like, okay, Jacob, fuck you. Well, that's exactly because it's like in this one they really set you up to be like, oh man. Oh, that poor kid. Oh, man. Until it gets to the end and then you're kind of like, all right, fuck's going on here. And then in the third in a clip, you're like, oh gosh. Like it's like, I'm getting a restraining order. Yeah. And then there's also like Edward can be a dick. It's like, this is just toxic shit. Edward and Eve. Where did Eve come from? The relationship is the most literally this is from this is from the website in the description of new moon. Stephanie wrote for Bella Swan. There is one thing more important than life itself. Edward Colin. I would like to go on record that like when I'm a mother, if any fucking lore like this ever emerges in my household. Like if I ever find a book that says this shit on the back of anything. Anything like near it. I'll sit my girl is down to me like girls or our boys or whoever. What the fuck is this? This is so not okay. Yeah. Like I think my mom letting me watch this. I'm like, did you read this? That's the thing. This is so toxic. I feel like this is like, you know what it is? It's like this is like, when you read these things as an adult, like these dark romances where like it's a morally gray love interest and all that. That becomes like appropriate in a way that you can distinguish that from. Yeah. You're real life. You know what I mean? Because like, right now, like I'm read by the way, I'm reading Fantasma. Oh. By Kayleigh Smith. I really hope I got. I think you're right. I'm just interested in on your counter, but I don't know. Is it right next to me? Oh, yeah. I was like, wait, I keep bringing it around with me. I wanted to make sure I got her name right. I'm like, Fantasma, my Kayleigh Smith, such a good book. It's like a horror-esque dark romance. Really good. And also like fantasy in there because it's like dark romanticy. Yeah. And like the love interest is this like, phantom obsessed. I mean, black well. Who's like, very morally gray. But I'm literally like, spend the rest of your days with him. Like, that's, but in real life, John is very much not black well, the phantom who's morally gray. I can't tell you. You know, like he's a good guy. Like it's like, when you're an adult, you can sit there and be like, oh, oh, feel you like get a girl. And then like you can be like, but I love this man who's a good man. Right. But I feel like what you were saying, like, there was such young girls reading this. I thought this was top tier romance. And this is for this to be where you get your like, oh, this is love. This is pure. This man, you know, this is. You know, this is. It's like, this is love. I'm coming from like now an adult point of view and a parent point of view. I'm like, fuck. Like abandon me and the woods and run away from you with your whole family. So I know it's real. So I know. Like what? How does he get the whole family in police? Everybody has to leave. The whole last family. Like, what? And where does everybody go? So unclear where everybody goes. Very unclear. Very unclear. Where does everybody go? I also, here's the thing. And again, we're going to get to it. But during this whole thing, Edward appears to Bella in a vision. Whenever she's doing some reckless shit. And it like, so when I for I don't remember reading this, like I remember that I read this book. It was a year ago. I do remember like all the details. And then I remember seeing the movie not once. Did I ever know until about 20 minutes ago when Ash informed me that she was not actually seeing it? I thought he was somehow projecting himself. Because in the books, she only hears him. Yeah. She doesn't see him. Of course. And in the movie, obviously they wanted that visual element. So they have him appear. I thought he was really projecting himself. And I thought that's why he said don't be reckless. Because he was like, I don't want to have to project myself. No, she just knows that he would say that. But that's why I'm like, but I get what you're saying because it's not super obvious. Because I'm like, you set this up so to not be clear. Yeah. Well, in her mind, it is very clear. It's not. So this is from Stephanie Myers, like actual website, like the archives. This is frequently asked questions from New Moon. Was Edward somehow physically connected to Bella with the whole hearing voices thing? Or if you're watching the movie, like the seeing him. Yeah. She says no. So powerfully was Bella subconscious knowledge trying to break through her wrong headed notions that it produced some very convincing delusions. I'm not surprised that people thought in the beginning that Edward was somehow there, wishful thinking on all of our parts. However, I am surprised that people continued to think this after a certain event that made it impossible to believe that Edward was aware of Bella circumstances. Can you guess what it was? Laurent and the Meadow. If Edward had any inkling of the fact that Victoria had returned for Bella, no matter how far away on the planet he was, he would have been back to Forks within 24 hours. Here's the thing. That's not that clear. She was in imminent danger a couple of times. She got on the back of that motorcycle. He's watching or go like do these stupid things. Or like if you think that he is watching. Yeah. You know what I mean? That this is him projecting. If that's what you thought, what would you want to know? Then it would be like, but no, I've seen, if I think he's really appearing, then I've seen him let her do this stupid shit over and over again. And it's like, who's to say that Laurent isn't bullshitting? To me, that didn't seem very serious when he said it. I thought he was bullshitting at first. What? If I would like Laurent, I could see him. That's what Victoria was about. Yeah, I could see. Because he does do kind of like a flipperoo where like in the first movie, in the first book, he kind of works with the Collins and helps warn them. And then he does this flipperoo where he's just like, I guess I'll just eat you now. And it's like, what the fuck? It does seem a little like, you know, big of a John here. Which I guess he's vampire. Clearly and his eyes are like bright red. So he's clearly hungry. Or has, you know, he's going, he just doesn't give a smile now. But I don't know. I just, that didn't, I think it didn't hit hard enough for me. Well, I mean, obviously it didn't hit hard enough for a lot of people because it's a frequently asked question. Yeah, like you wonder, I'm like, yeah, to me, it just felt like it made more sense to me that there was some kind of like telepathic connection between them. Yeah. Where he could project himself into her thoughts or into her space there, especially when it was just a voice. Yeah. That made more sense to me. And I was thinking now that like she was just literally losing it, like literally having to lose it. Auditorially and visually hallucinating him is so much more upsetting. Well, she is like, like that's really sick. Yeah, when you know that I know that I'm like, this is even worse than I thought. But I mean, she tells that from the back of the book, there is one thing more important than life itself. Edward Cullen. Like that is. Yeah. Like, obviously, like people like you love your children more than life itself or you love like, that's really the only thing I can think of. Is that like you love your children more than life itself? They've been together at this point for months. They're teenage. Well, she's a teenager. They're teenage. And I'm also like, you've presumably never loved a boy before. Yeah. Which of course, when you love someone for the first time. It's so. It is all considered. And it's not to say that. Like I'm not sitting here being like, what the fuck get over it? Like I was a fucking wreck over much bigger losers than Edward Cullen. Let me tell you. Let's be real. Like distraught. Yeah. Not this distraught. Well, not. Not walking coma distraught. And like sitting alone at a lunch table, getting on the back of losers' motorcycles. Jumping off a cliff. Jumping off a cliff. Like this it. I'm sorry. Screaming in the middle of the night. No, that's exactly. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh. That. I would call the doctor. I'd call someone else. I would absolutely be on the phone with the doctor. Mom picked me up. I'm scared. The doctor. That's call in something. We got it. Because this is. We got to do something about this. I mean, poor Charlie. Poor Charlie. But also I'm like, Charlie, call someone. Like, who does it call? A professional. I do. A professional. I call it just to psychiatrist. Bring her to the dental. I don't know. The fact that nobody brings her to the hospital. Yeah. Is kukunuts. It is kukunuts. Like this is obviously this is a fiction. But it was really happening. You would be like, we have to get you a value. Yeah. Like something needs to change here. And instead, Charlie's like, I'm going to send you back to Arizona because this is not okay. Yeah. And I'm like, I don't think I'm rooting her and sending her to Arizona. But it does say that the mom is also on that, which makes most sense. That actually makes a lot of sense. Come on back. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, you don't even have a permanent address, Renee. I know because they're in like Jacksonville, I think at that point. Yeah. Or they were. Who knows. But when we start this whole thing to this whole thing really relies on age. Yes. And I mean, it starts off. She harps and harps. This is an 18 year old girl. Let me tell you, from my aged position over here, yeah, pissing me off. Listen to her complain. When she gets up and is like, do I have a great hair? I'm like, go fuck yourself. Unless you cut, ring me on the horn when you have to buy a box of dye every couple of weeks just to make sure you don't look like, you know, mother time over here. Can I tell you something? Drew didn't know that you dyed your hair. That is the greatest compliment I've ever heard of. Drew did not know. That just that you dyed your hair. That just, and then here I'm outing him fully. He can be so alive. I go, she gets gray sometimes. Like, have you not seen that? And he goes, I just thought that was like her roots. And I said, well, yeah, that are gray. That like, if that kept growing, her hair would be gray. So when it goes away, it's because she dies it. And he was like, oh, okay. We had like an hour long conversation about it. And then I was like, like, we talked about family hair. I was like, are you all right? I was like, are you? And then we talked about like how redheads occur in families. It was crazy. I had to bring back the lore of Punnett Square. Punnett Square? He had the lore of Punnett Square. No, I literally was like, do you remember Punnett Square's and like recessive traits? He was like, yeah. No, actually, that's probably his exact reaction. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I love that he didn't know that. Honestly, just made me feel so good. Like, well, damn, he had no idea. We're keeping it looking real here. So that's good. Later in the argument, he was like, well, no, I knew she dyed her hair. And I was like, no, and this started, you had no idea. Is that no? I love that a lot. Yeah, it was wild. I love it. So that's amazing. But yeah, the age thing is a real thing. They come after four years, in particular, later. They sure do. I thought I only know was going to eat her computer across the pitch across the moon. But it begins with Bella being like an elder. Yes. And it's like her and she's having a dream about her and Edward and she's in the meadow. An older woman. She's an elder and they're in the meadow. And he says, happy birthday, Bella. She's beautiful. She's a beautiful woman. I thought she thought she was Jane Goodall. Yeah, I was like, damn. RIP. RIP. But I understand her pissiness here. Because like if my boyfriend is hot and immortal, it is never going to age and outright refuses to allow me the experience of staying hot and never aging. I break up with him. Yeah. You're not going to make me age. Like that's not something that's going to happen. You won't do it. I'm just a whole fucking arsenal of skincare right now trying to make it so that I don't look like a prune in the next few years. If my boyfriend had, if John had venom in his veins, that he could just give to me to make it so I stop this and I never have to put like, I love MedaCube, but I would never have to do my full MedaCube to process ever again. And he was like, no, I won't do that for you. Leave. Deal breaker. Find you. There's obviously more vampires out there. Yeah, what the fuck? Find somebody who will. I asked him recently. I was like, would you, because I was like going through this and thinking about it. I was like, would you do that for me? Of course, I was like, of course I would. Why not? That's the big like plot hole here is like, why not? I think it's and it's the whole soul fuck that. Yeah, fuck that. Well, like eventually, well, then by the end of this like spoiler alert, he's got a half due because now the fucking now we ask you. But he's even trying to get out of it though. Oh, I know. That motherfucker. I'm like, God damn, I would, I'd start. I'd be sus. I'd be like, who is it that you have? That would be my crazy. I know. Especially it's 18 years old. Oh, put him up. He's not put him up. He's not changing me into a mortal baddie. Who is your side? You're a mortal baddie that you will not. You're just waiting for me to age out. You got to lie. That's what the side piece of the fuck is going on. I'd be pissed. I didn't like it. This is, it's her birthday. She's turning 18. Yeah. We see Charlie. He brings in adorable little and she loves purple and he wrapped them in purple. It was very sweet and he looks so good. The first shot of Charlie, I was like setting us off right. Yeah. She gets a digital camera and it's like a pink digital camera and it brought me. Oh yeah. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I just never wanted to think about it. But remember taking mirror pics with your camera. Yeah. They had to be in the picture. Yep. And there's another part when she goes to school and she sees everybody and she goes to take a picture of all of them and she'd, you used like two hands to take a photo. Yeah. Because nobody can say that. Yeah. She does that like mouse thing where she goes. It's like her bottom lip and and she like blinks a lot and holds it up with one hand and just like. And when she does it, she makes this face like, oh, this is really hard. And she snaps that photo with one finger and I said, that's blurry. Yeah. That's blurry. She can tell me that's not blurry. She also wouldn't. They're like, oh, like Bella, it's the big day. Like, yay. Like, I'm excited to see you. She takes that camera and is like, my mom wants me to like make a scrapbook of memories. So I guess I'll take a couple of pictures of you fucking the ants that I hang out with from time to time. I don't even fucking like you. No, she, it's giving the energy of like you guys are fucking scoundrels and I hate you but post-cars. Yeah. She's like, I would never commit your images to film. Oh, she wouldn't. But my mom said I had to. I was like, are you 18? Renee wants me to make a fucking scrapbook of a small. And these two small. Stay. Be in friends with her. I think it's one of those writers right here. They are in fact. I think it's one of those things, especially for Mike, because like you want the girl that doesn't want you. Yeah, I guess because she doesn't want anybody. And that's why everybody wants her. Including friends. She doesn't want any of that. Yeah, it's wild. Honestly, Jessica is the realist bitch of this entire thing and we'll get to her. And I remember thinking when I was young, yeah, that she was such a bitch. They set her up to be. They set her up to be. Like they like they know who they're playing to. Yeah. And you watch it as a younger person. Yeah, my god, Jessica, like why don't you understand Jessica I was going through. You want to do it? You're like, oh my god, Bella, you're the worst fucking friend ever. And can you just listen to her problems too? No, of course you won't. No, of course you won't. And behind her, Edward pulls into the parking lot and takes up three spaces. Thank you. I park sick at least three spaces. Let me tell you because I have personal experience with her. Horizontally. I went on a date with a guy that did that. And when he got out of the car and I sat in the car, he had to like run into something. I said, this will be our first and last date. Yeah. I will never go out with this man again. Are you out there? Ick. If you're listening right now, do you or someone you love? Do that? Do you park across three fucking spaces horizontally? Like a fucking snicker doodle asshole? I had never heard of that. What is that? Like a snicker doodle asshole? What is a snicker doodle asshole? I don't know. It's the closest thing to you do that. Like a snicker doodle asshole. You said that would such a close to how I said, is that a thing? That's a snicker doodle asshole. I don't know. I just needed something. It hits for me. I thought you were going to say like a mother fucking ass. No, like a snicker doodle asshole. No. I just remember like having that experience and being like, yeah, that's looking at it on film. I don't know how I didn't notice it before because now I just noticed it too. And I was like, oh, yeah. Like it immediately was like, oh, God. I just like get the fuck back in that car and you park like you want to pretend you're a human. Get back in that car. I'm like I'm more important than these two other people. I'm like fuck you. In your Volvo? I'm not like I'm in my school. They would tow you. Yeah. They'd fucking take your car away forever. In my school, they just throw a bunch of baloney on your car. Go ahead at the end of the day. Take that off. Takes the paint right off. First she hits us with snicker doodle asshole. And then she tells us that at her school, which I went to by the way, that they went the robo-lonie at your car. What is the dark floor there? What? Did somebody work you? No, it didn't. What? I've heard about it, okay? What? It's happened. It's happened. All right. Alonium will take the paint right off. And then there's the school officials. The birds of blood here, like making a great day or not. I'm going to throw baloney. I'm just saying. I went through a baloney at his car. Personally. Also, the fact that baloney takes the paint off of cars and people still eat it is very delicious. That should tell you something. It is real bunch of things. Also, they kiss in this scene and it's porn. Tag as well as like they barely keep it together. Like they are so glad for them that they're having that experience every single time they kiss. Maybe have it at home. But those are private moments. It's like not in the middle of the school park or lot. I was like, do you need a minute? Those are the noises that they make. Literally. It's not. It's frightening. And then so they have their porn kiss and then Jacob shows up and is like, Bella. And he's like, I got a birthday present for you. She looks over and says, Jacob. And then she does this hair tuck thing where she's like, like this very like gitty like a catish. And she literally goes to the hair behind her ear and that like, he way. Yeah. And then she's like, hello, biceps. Hi. Your tongue was just in your boyfriend's throat. Actually, it wasn't because she would have passed out had that in the case. That's very true. But basically the idea was there. It was applied. And then you turn around, get super giddy about this guy. And you say, hello, biceps. I can tell you right now, I don't know that John would be super understanding of this. Yeah, Drew definitely. Here's the thing. I do know that John would not be super understanding about that. That's it. I'm like, I know that I wouldn't be super understanding about this. No. Had this been flipped around. I'm barely understandable about like celebrities. Yeah. This is not. This would not go over well for me. Absolutely not. Also, Bella, today's your 18th birthday. Jacob 16. Yeah. Leave his biceps alone. Leave his biceps. That's baby bicellaneous. It is. Now, they run into Alice and Alice is wearing like a paint smock. Yeah, of course. As an outfit. Yeah. She looks adorable though. Yeah, she's cute. Even in the paint smock. Her hair did grow. It did. The whole time they're talking because Alice wants to plant a party for Bella's birthday. You know, she just wants to have the co-ins. It's very strange. Uh, Jasper, our Confederate soldier guy, back there. He is just like losing his, he's like REM in the back losing his religion. Like he's just, he can't, he can barely, he can barely hold it together and no one is bleeding right now. Here's the other thing. Like accidents happen a lot at school. Yeah. Like people get paper cuts pretty frequently. Yeah. Kids get in a fight sometimes. Yeah. Some people are not as drawn. Like bloody noses. Bloody noses. Periods. Periods are happening. Period. Period. Yeah. How does he keep it together? It's a, it's a great question. And also he does this like mind thing on Bella or like the body calming effect because she says like no fair, Jasper. Oh yeah. That's not, it doesn't hold up later. He can control like the temperature of everybody's mood. But she's supposed to be like a, yeah, have like a force field around her basically. Yeah. Remember? Because later on, she's got like some kind of block. Which is what Jan tries to love. Do the thing to her later. Yeah. And it doesn't work when the arrow does. Why does Jasper's. So why does Jasper's. Unless. And why can Alice see her choices? In visions. Yeah. It's all a little muddy. Yeah. There is a little muddiness. There is a little bit, little bit. A little bit. In class, they're watching Romeo and Juliet because that's a heavy theme in this whole thing as well. Is it the is the prologue Romeo and Juliet? Is it? I can't remember. I can't remember everybody. I think it was supposed to be. And if it's not, I think I got. Oh, there's like a, the first page is these violent delights have violent ends. And in their triumph die like fire and powder, which as they kiss consume. Gorgeous. When Edward recites Romeo and Juliet, I get it. I understand. Here's the thing. Does nothing for you? I didn't. Really? I don't really. I think it's, I think it's the dead eyed way in which he does it. Well, he is dead. Like, but here, and for that, usually I love somebody who looks like they've passed on. But she's got that Nicole Richie type. But usually I'm for that. If you've seen that, talk to you. It's when you're reciting Shakespeare. Yeah. Give me a little something. Did you give me a little something behind that when you're dead eyed staring and just like monosilobically saying it? Not doing it for a fucking five point word. Not doing it for me. I think that I was conditioned to love Edward Cullen. And I don't want to be unconditioned. I just know. Like, I recognize that it's toxic, but I'm here for it. I also remember it, Colin. I mean, I love, I love. And I know everybody knows this. If you watch the re-watcher with us and listen to long, I love a morally gray to just outright vile fictional dude. So I'm not here to tell anybody. I'm not here to tell you that like you shouldn't like Edward Cullen because I love Edward Cullen. Yeah. As a character, it's just that that read didn't do the different strokes for different folks. Give me all some. It's Shakespeare. Put a little something into it. I felt what he put in there. It was that dead eyed stare I couldn't get past. But while they're watching Romeo and Juliet in class before he recites it. And he just like casually tells Belly is like, you know, that time when you got bit by James and like almost died. I was just going to kill myself. And she was like, whoa. And he was like, I mean, what plan to say it? Well, and he's literally like, I planned it. And she's like, you what? Like, excuse me? And she's like, yeah, I know it's like it's a little harder for me to do it. So I was going to go to Italy and I was going to, you know, I was going to like provoke the Voltaire and the killing me. And I'm not just saying planned on their conversation. That's you're just sitting in the back of English class. Yeah. And also like the Voltaire is not supposed to be known to anybody. No. So he didn't even telling her that is no point. Yeah. Him saying that in English class is probably a wild. And probably an issue. And Arrow heard that he would laugh so hard. And then he would kill you. Really, he should. Yeah. Because he's like, you're fucking this up. Yeah. Well, no, he shouldn't. He doesn't know that because he has to touch the person before he hears all their thoughts. But later he touches Edward. Yeah. But I'm sure that one didn't, you know, permeate. But there's millions of thoughts that he's reading. Yeah. I'm sure that one didn't permeate. You would think hearing Voltaire. You would think. Like, like, dang. You know, speaking of the Voltaire, he explains the one law that the Voltaire really enforces is that they have to keep the existence of vampires a secret. And with that, I want to just quickly tell you about the Voltaire. What's fucking so illustrative imagining them? Illustrated God. Illustrated God alert. Illustrated God alert. So according to the illustrated guide, they're basically royalty to vampires, which Edward says as much. There's five core members at this moment. It's Aero, Kias, Marcus, Salpisha, which is Aero's wife. Oh. Yeah. Did she ever come back around? I don't know. And then there's Athena Dora, which is Kias' wife. I don't remember her. I don't remember her. Cool. If you're going to not make the lives important. Yeah. Cool. I don't know if they come later or what? I don't remember ever seeing their wives. I don't remember. I don't remember you there. I don't remember you there. I don't remember you there. Yeah. Maybe I haven't seen, I haven't watched. I can't remember. I want to have it read like the, I haven't seen, I haven't watched, I haven't read. I haven't been there. I haven't been there. It's been a while. Yeah. We'll get there because we are going to do all of them. We promise you this. I watched a clips recently, but I stopped before breaking down. I haven't watched a clips and forever. When I went like back in October, I did a big, big one hard. And then I fell right off. See, I only hit one. And I started new moon. I can never just watch. I can't just watch. But they have their own city in Italy called del Terra. That's pretty hot. And they've secretly controlled it for 3000 years. So that's pretty sweet. They pulled a fast one over on the Romanians at some point. The Romanian Covenant. Because they were super powerful vampires at the time. And they tried to get them, like they were just beefing for territory. As people do. You know, we beef for territory. And they tried to get them to conform to the Voltaire law. And of course, the Romanians were like, no, bitch. And so they used that as a reason to kind of like beef harder with them. And take over their territory, which they ended up doing. So it's really topical. It is. Arrow also likes to create vampires very specifically. He likes to create them when they have special abilities. It's like an army of very specialized vampires. Which, why does it have a boring one? I think that's just smart. It's called curating. Yeah. Yeah. Look it up. Hey, have a Pinterest board. Let's go. The world is arrows Pinterest board. Okay. So he's looking around his pen is white. Oh, that's no, that's rewater. Yeah. I forgot they don't they don't snarf out their fangs. Yeah. Because they don't have things. Oh, fuck, I forgot that they don't have things. Which to be honest doesn't make sense. I think it's kind of bullshit. They don't bang fangs. They don't have tattoos. They're only white. Boo. Yeah. And in this one, when you see Laurent, they cast like this weird pale filter a little bit over him. I don't know if you noticed it too. Like they white when they first show him, he's like, paler than he looks. And I was like, don't do that. His skin is gold. Yeah. Because in the first movie, I mean, in both movies, I think Laurent is he's fine. Standing. Yeah. And but in the first movie, I don't know. It didn't look like it had that pale sheen filter over him. I'm not I'm not really sure if it was just like lighting or whatever. But yeah, so they take over the Romanian territory and air loves to create special vampires. He just wants to make sure the Voltaire is like extra badass. I love that. I want to be specialized things. The biggest law is to keep vampires a secret. Of course, people know and they use humans as like servants essentially. And sometimes they'll turn them. Sometimes they'll eat them as we hear at the end of the. Yes, yes, the movie when Jane like one of them is like, oh, does she want to be turned? That's what Bella says. And she's like, so she'll be turned. And then Jane says or dessert. And I was like, that's awesome. I love Jane is scary. We get more of her, I think in a clip. Yeah. And it breaking down. I love that. Dakota fanning ate that shit. She eats up every fucking role. She really I love her. There's also there's another law that's like really important to the Voltaire that doesn't get touched upon here yet. We'll get to it. Is the making of immortal children. Oh, yeah. They don't want that. That's why Renez may become such a problem. Big issue. Yeah. Which we'll get there. So the present day Voltaire, they have like nine permanent members of the guard. Apparently like there's five of like the big wigs and then there's nine members of the guard. Okay. And then there's like a bunch of other members outside of that. But there's Jane and Alex who are Alex. Excuse me. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm just rolling through these streets behind hallmarks. I was like waiting for them to like something to happen. Catch error like your local toys on the wall. He also, he can't make him, he can't make a mortal children. That's part of the law. So he couldn't turn them to us. No. So this is interesting. And I don't know if it gets touched upon in the movies. I can't remember. So Jane and Alec, their twins, they're, I think they're like around 800 AD is when they existed. As they grew up, they had these abilities, psychic abilities. Jane has the ability to cause inflict insane pain. So much mass destruction in the side. So much. And Alec, his thing is he can cut off anyone's senses, hearing, seeing, smelling, feeling. That's pretty dope. He can cut him off like totally. I think you're going to say he can cut anyone off. And I said, that's also my special ability. That's also become mine. But yeah, he can do that. So there those abilities were not like fully formed. Or they were kind of in like a lot of people in their village, thought they were weird. They started freaking people out in their village, their twins, weird darks. And like they're both kind of like like Jane's super like monotone and like scary. Yeah. Yeah. So like people in the village started thinking they were witches. I call them. This is 800 AD. They burned them at the stake when they were 12 or 13 years old. Oh, they literally burned them. They got burned at the stake at 12 or 13 years old. Erro found out about this. And as they were on the brink of death, he said, well, I can save them. All right. So he saved them, turned them into vampires. That's honorable. And now he gets to use their special abilities. And those special abilities, everybody got amplified when they became vampires. Because Alec, while he was being burned, apparently was using his own powers on himself to not feel being burned. Okay. And now he uses those powers to like incapacitate people that they're in battle with so that it's like an easier kill. And then Jane's just pissed. She's good for her. She got pissed. So she's just like, I was burned at the stake. I'm going to fuck people up. Yeah, let's go. So I thought that was pretty cool. That is pretty cool. Uh, in the Valtteri Cloaks Determine Rank, like the, uh, whatever your cloak color is. It's like slithering, gruff and door, raven cloth. But it's like a, but it's like a rank. Like the darker cloaks or higher rank. Okay. And in the illustrated guide, there's a quote from Stephanie Meyer that says, which I found like interesting. She said, there aren't many bad guys in my novels disagree, hard disagree. Even the bad guys usually have a pretty good reason for the way they are. And some of them come around in the end. I don't see the world as full of negatives. James question mark. James question mark arrow question mark. Lurella's question mark, which we'll get to Jane question mark. I mean, yeah, like there's some bad guys. I feel like, yeah. Well, you know, well, like what reasons are we curspriving as, as valid for hunting someone? You know, like each their own. I guess like that's whatever you think is a valid reason for girls. Yeah, are different for everybody. We do watch at the end an entire tour group of men, women and very young children enter the Voltaire Lair and get slaughtered. So I don't, I don't know what reason we would prescribe that would, that would feel right, but they were dumb. But again, they're out, you know, what they were too inquisitive of history. They were silly. They were silly. Tues in search of knowledge. Yeah. Great. So that was interesting to me. I guess we can get should we get to air like talking about them now or should I wait until we meet them? Probably wait until we meet them. Oh, why don't you get into it now because you're already in the Voltaire Lair. Yeah. So let's talk about Arrow because we've already talked about him. That's the thing. Um, he's got black hair. He's got red black eyes. His skin is described as like translucent like a lot of the mime. Because vamp and also the shrimp that way. She loved it, right? She loves to describe their skin as being like that of the skin of an onion. I, which gives me that the most thick. It was so it's like filming. I said that it makes me think like kind of slimy in a way and like membraney. That's a thing like it gives. I was like, oh, a lot of them are described also like I love peeling onions. Yeah. That's what they're saying. I want to it's like a sunburn. He's also described as five foot 10, which I was like, he has big dick. He has big guy energy. Yeah. He really tall. He has much taller energy. You're five one. So that's really tall to me. That's tall to me. Yeah. I'm five five or five six. I've really never been able to determine. But yeah, with British all five five. That's me. Possibly. Yeah. He has the energy of somebody who's about three, I would say. I would say. Yeah, at least, at least a six footer. But his special ability, because of course he has one, he can touch somebody and he can like we mentioned earlier, can hear every thought they've ever thought. And they're in terrible disturbing. Which feels like a wild ability. I'm like, even the intrusive ones. Yeah. Even when I've like wanted, like not wanted to, but then like, you're off the road right now. Oh yeah. Cut your finger off. My question is how are they cataloged? Do they just come flying at him? Does he like, how do you, and his head where you can like click and expand? Yeah. Like how does, are they just coming at him or can he like flip through and be like, I'd like to look at the ones when they were 18 in this like, I'd like to look at the ones from this afternoon. Like how do you, maybe they all just like, they all flood through, but they all hit. It's pretty wild. He uses it later and he's pretty effective at it. But the illustrated guide says at one point that he was transformed when he was like 40. Okay. And in the same paragraph, it says that he was in his mid 20s. Different. So different. I guess split the difference and say he was 30 maybe. Okay. I suppose. All right. He was the last of his cousin to form a romantic attachment, which I, I'm like, that makes sense for aero. I feel like took a minute. Yeah. You know, he's not one to settle. I mean, if you can hear everybody's ever, every single thought they've ever had, it would take me a minute to settle down as well. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. I get that. Yeah. He also, he did kill his own sister. Oh. Oh. Yeah. So I think one of the reasons. So his own sister, I, I don't know how to say her name. I'm pretty spelled kind of wild. It's D-I-D-Y. Did he, did he, did he, did he, did he, did he, did he, did he, did he, he killed her. Because he killed her. She turned her and then she became mates with Marcus who looks like he has gastrointestinal issues. He's the one who looks like he's constantly looking for a bathroom. That's always, he's looking for a modium. He has sex. And we know why now. Well, we'll get into it. But he's on the count like the Voltaire with him. I think they plan to leave together. Oh. And so he killed her. I think he also, he didn't love, she had a special, I don't think she had like crazy special abilities. He was like, you're so really, I don't really need your shit. And about him forming a romantic attachment last, the way that Stephanie Meyer said it was arrow decided in advance that he would rather choose a human and create a mate than look for his match in another vampire who might have ties to her own creator or other relationships that would complicate his plans. I get that. And I said honestly same king. I fully got that. I'd be the same way. Yeah. Like if I was a vampire for that many years. Yeah. I think I'm just going to like choose my own adventure. 100%. Like I'm not doing it because that person might have ties to their creator and I don't want to come, I don't want to deal with that. Yes. I heard his big. Yeah. Yeah. Like I'm for that. Yeah. So I get it. And again, he's the one who discovered Jane and Alex. So he's the one who did that. Okay. Okay. Now speaking of Marcus, who is his arrow sisters mate. Yes. Marcus has black hair. He has red in black eyes. He was the mate of a racist or did a me and he never got over her death. But he also doesn't know who killed her. Oh. Yeah. He doesn't know that it's arrow. That it's his literal like right hand guy. And he's been going through like he wants to discover who killed her. And so he. Oh. That's that's why he feels that works that way. It's very bummed. Oh, of course he is. So when he is sitting there and we'll talk about it at the end, when we see him and he just looks fucking tortured. He is. He is. Like he is. That was his special power. So his special powers, he can see the relationships and connections that people have with each other, which I said, so can people with eyes. Yeah. Okay. Special. I guess apparently in like a big situation with like a big group of people, he can pick out the leader or he can sense like a bond between certain people. So he's just a people person. He can also see when bonds are weak. And that's just being around people. He's an empath. Yeah. Yeah. He's just like a Uber and he's got a good gut. So he's aside from the gas. Aside from the the modium. Yes. So that's Marcus. So he's just really sad. Maybe I feel like Arrow probably would have killed him, but Arrow probably finds like joy in knowing that he killed his sister who was Marcus's wife and now he can just watch him be miserable. Yeah. You know, my guy, Aaron. Because otherwise that's not a super useful skill. No. But maybe it's kind of useful because it's like you can tell when things, I think he can tell fast. So I think he can look over at somebody and be like, oh, that bond's not that straight. All right. Or like if we got to take this tunnel. We got to take this tunnel. We got to take this tunnel. Oh, my God. That shit isn't real. Or like he can tell like fakery or he can tell these two actually care about each other a lot. They're not saying it, but like you could exploit that. All right. You know, so I guess that could be part of it. Kias, who is played by Jamie Campbell Bauer. Oh, she is. A.K.A. Back back. Yeah. Everybody. Look at that. He is one of these guys. He's he is white hair. He is the red black eyes. He his special power is just being a hater. Love. Love. In fact, Arrow literally says that he was impressed by his quote, passionate capacity to hate. I get it. Batman. Batman's a Gemini. Yeah, he fucking, he's back now. Essentially, he is back now. I don't know anything about back now, but so good at holding a grudge like professional he owns a grudge. He owns a grudge. He owns a grudge. Let's go. He hates werewolves. He hates. Oh. He wants them eradicated. Doesn't see a need for him at all. But the ones that he hunted were different from the Quillute tribe. Okay. He hunted werewolves that were actually called the Children of the Moon. Obsessed. And I guess they are real bonafide werewolves where the Quillute tribe are shape shifters. Oh. I can choose when to transition into a werewolf. Who are those? But the Children of the Moon, full moon hits werewolf. Like they don't get a choice. All right. Like they're the werewolves that you think of. Oh. And you know, I mean like the classic werewolves. Yeah. That don't have a choice every full moon. They're just going to turn into a werewolf. Buffy. Got it. So he was hunting those ones. I guess we'll stay tuned and see how he feels about the Quillute tribe. Yeah. Probably not good. I'm going to say this guy holds a grudge. I don't think he's going to like them. I'm obsessed with that special power. Yeah. We already talked about Alec and Jane. There is a point in the book where Jane walks in and Aero's so happy to see her and he walks up there and is like, oh my god girl. And he just kisses her right on the mouth. And I want to be clear with you that Jane canonically is 12 and Aero canonically is either 40 or 20. I mean, 20. Either way, not good. Not legal. She could be kissing a 12 year old double lips. No, no. She says like, she says like, hello master when that happens. So there's a lot there to, to, to, to, to, to, there's a lot there to shove into. Yeah. So much to shove into a corner. So we're going to shove that into a corner right now because we're not, let's, we're not quite there. So that's the Voltaire of it all. That's, we're going to get to that, that's a whole thing and we'll get to the Quillutes a little more when we get to that part. Okay. So that's where we are. How this whole plan where he was going to kill himself and he's just casually dropping out in English, 101. Yeah. And she's just like, whoa, that's crazy. Don't do that. And he's like, I guess not. Cool. And they're just like, they just talk about how they're obsessed with each other and they can't live without each other. They're obsessed with you very, very much like a lot, a lot of pressure on each other. Sort of like a trauma. They both are putting a lot of pressure on each other. Yeah. You guys have only been together for like a few months. So then we get to the Colin house. The party is happening. At one point she goes down there. It's real pretty. They did a great job. Yeah. The cake is the ugliest thing I've ever seen in a bucket life. Yeah. It's green and white and I hate it. But I think Bella would love it. Yeah. Because she is horrible. I think they nailed that. Yeah. Yeah. Alice's style is also questionable. But Alice just gets Bella. She does. She does. She will love this. It's so gross. Alice also runs up to her when she walks downstairs. Takes a picture of her with the digital camera and says, I got this out of your bag. I hope you don't mind. And I said, I would be like, I mind. I mind. I so much do. I mind. Like, I'd literally be like, we should walk over here and talk about boundaries. Are you a club? No. Because none of you have any. No, they're really short. They really don't. And they really are. They really don't. You can't just go with my bag and get my birthday present out and use it. Like, that's just as you can't. Just ask me. Yeah. You know I have a camera, obviously. So it's like, just say can I use the camera real quick? She knew that she would say no. Bella's like being in pictures. So Lee is the appropriate level of bitch that I want from a hot vampire. Yes. I was thinking that as this scene happened because she's like undoubtedly a wildly hot vampire. Yeah. Like she is the eighties kiss. And when you see her in the scene, you're like, I would fucking hate it if you were nice. Yeah. I would hate it. If she was kind and welcoming I'd be like, I'm a little bit. She is the appropriate level of bitch. She's uninterested. She's annoyed that she has to be there. And she says she tells her what the birthday gift is. Oh my God. Alice just hands her a box and is like, you first Rosalie and Rosalie's like, it's a necklace. Alice picked it out. I didn't get this for you. I said, she said I didn't get this for you and I won't give you the joy of surprise. It's a necklace. No, don't even fucking open it. Who gives a shit? Like, I just loved it. I said, I love her. Then we have the whole Bella cuts herself. Little J. Just loses it. Okay. I would like to come in here. Yeah. She gets a paper cut. Jasper was there in the first movie when we are to believe that Bella has opened up her femoral artery and it is leaking everywhere and like, hemaging all over the place. Sure was. And Jasper is in the background helping them fight off James. Unbothered. How can he not handle a paper cut? And her femoral artery was hemorrhaging. Yeah. Hello. Do you know how to mention at all that actor she passed out, Jasper had to be taken out of the room? Yeah, I do think they say that. But you didn't let the piece stays in the room for a little bit. He was able to be distracted with something. Yeah. That's the main problem is he was distracted with the James of it all. And I actually don't even know if they say it in the movie. I think you're right. I think they mentioned it in the book. Yeah, because I feel like I've all of a sudden that just popped into my head. I'm like, why? Making that up? They definitely mentioned it in the book. And I think almost positive. I think they do that to explain it. As the smallest way of explaining this, because I think otherwise it doesn't make sense. But even still it really doesn't hold back. No, his reaction to that little of blood. And like the immediate reaction. And that they can't stop him. Right. Like he eats everybody around. And Edward straight up launches like out of a can. Like a T-shirt gun launches. Like not a T-shirt gun. Like launches Bella into a glass table. Into a glass table. Yeah. Shatters the shit out of her arm. The paper cut was one thing, but then she just opened up her arm. So she's bleeding everywhere. And now the whole place is just sitting there like snarling at her. Also, she taking like three baby aspirin a day. I hope so. That's just bleeding. Yeah. But like whenever, like that paper cut, it was like, boom. I was like, you're on a blood thinner. Yeah, I was like, damn, like what's going on, baby? Got a girl. Calm down. Hello. Calm down, babe. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. Yeah, it's nuts. And after Jasper tries to kill her and you know, like Carlisle fixes her up and everything, they have discussion about Edward's soul. Edward is such a dick and kind of just disappears after this. Like can't handle the fact that she's a human, that that's what could have happened. But in the book, he comes over at one point to watch ESPN with Charlie and have like bonding time with him. Okay. Like basically ignores Bella the whole time and like isn't very like she's trying to like still ignore her. It's very weird. I feel like why did you come to my house to ignore me? You do. Yeah. During this whole thing, she's doing her scrapbooking thing because remember my mom wants me to take pictures and do a scrapbook. I don't care what any of you. And she has a picture from the birthday party of her, Edward. Yeah. And she folds herself out of the picture and then tapes just him in there. And I was like, this is so damaging to young girls to watch. You don't matter. You don't matter. It's all about your man. You're disgusting. He's perfect. So just crop yourself out of it. You should actually even exist in physical photo for it. Like what the fuck? Yeah. Bella should be seeing a psychiatrist. Yeah. Like, and then when the colors stop going to school, because remember when Edward is sad, they all have to stop. Everyone shuts down their life. Which honestly, I'd be like, yeah, gets out all the time because by the fuck am I going to school? Why am I going to six thousand good, a million years old? Exactly. Why am I going to high school for the 85th time in a row? I think we have enough graduation caps as a joke. Even though that art piece is pretty rad. But when they stop coming to school, like they show Bella just sitting there, like staring at their table at the lunch table. And her friends around her are all like goofing around, making each other laugh. Throwing shit at each other. There's watching this and you're like, as a young girl watching this, it's like, this is what you should be doing. You should be goofing around with your friends, having fun, talking about silly shit. And you are so deeply entrenched in this one person. It's like exactly what I don't want. Yeah, I don't. No. It's somebody to be this, for them to be this entrenched in a person, this young, this movie. And then they put on everything they should be doing. We will show them the outtakes as a cautionary take. I will show them this as a cautionary take. And be like, you can't be like this. Like don't let somebody squeeze in the night. Yeah, not the proposal. That's how you will end. Yeah. Now, this is when she goes home and Edward is just creeping. First he steals the picture. He's in a room and he steals the picture. So fucked up. Yeah, and then he's just cre- he doesn't even leave a picture of himself for. And then he's just creeping in her fucking driveway. And he says, okay, you want to take a walk with me real quick? And the way he says it, my true crime brain said, nope, nope. You're not going in the woods with that man. Also, like the way he said, you want to just take a quick walk with me for a minute in the woods with how you've been acting. Why does- And how you just said that? No, sir. Why does he take her into the woods to do what he's allowed to do? I am still asking that question to this day. He's just going to take her to her house. You are at her house. Charlie's home. Yeah. Do it on the front steps and do it. So she can go inside. You have to be in the woods. If you didn't want to be in the house, because you know you're going to be a shithead. Yeah. Sit on the front steps and her car. Tell her and then wait for her to go inside so you know she's got somebody. Like sit in the back of her truck. This motherfucker left her in the middle of Forks Washington Woods. The fact that he makes her do a hike before breaking up with her volatile. In the way they hike far in vast woods. And the most cutting thing he says to her is I'm just sorry I let this go for so long. Oh. For some reason that one just because he's pretending that he doesn't give shit. Yeah, he doesn't actually like her. Yep. It's a little too easy for him to pretend. It is. And when he said I'm just sorry that I let this go on for some reason that would have gutted me. But you said it's worse in the book because it sounds that makes you sound pathetic. Like it's like you're like I'm sorry that I just like let you think I liked you for that long. And then she also in the movie she's like I'll go with you when he goes I don't want to you. Yep. I'm like damn. Ouch. It's so diabolical. In the book it's even in the you read it to me earlier and I almost cried. It's a rough one. It hit me. So in the book he says don't worry you're human your memories no more than a sieve time heals all wounds for your kind. And she says in your memories and he says well I won't forget but my kind we're very easily distracted. And then he smiles. He says I said you fuck you. I'm sorry what? I'll think of you from time to time and then I'll distract myself. I'll just be distracted easily easily. Ouch. And during all this in the book because I noticed in the movie when he says like promise me something she doesn't say like yes I will. She's just like in shock. Yeah. In the book when he says promise me something she says anything. Oh no. So as you don't know about anything in the woods. Well in when he's telling you I don't give a fuck about you like I actually don't like you I don't want to be with you but promise me something if you were spent anything. What? Yeah girlie. Like what the fuck? Early mama. It's rough in the book. It's rough. Yeah that's beautiful. And it's rough in the movie but it's rough in the book. So that whole thing she gets left in the middle of the fucking woods after she tries to run after him. She's like and then she runs after him. She actually says exactly. And then she just falls down and just lays on. Which is like can I just say some heartbreaking? It is. She just lays on the ground and cries. It's so sad. It's so pathetic. It is but you're just like you have no basis of any relationship and you have very like her mom is a wreck is an absent. Yeah. Like she's obviously it's not like Charlie is. And Charlie especially in the book Charlie absent like just not she has no she does no concept of like what real love is. No. And this is just like earth shattering to her that like the things she thought was love isn't that. Yeah. It's so sad. It is pathetic. But it's like you look at it and you're just like damn it's it's horrible. Because you also you forget because to me she comes off so young in this. Yeah. Like it's like 15 16 and then you're like oh you just turned 18. Yeah. Damn get up. Yeah. Get up. You got a shift at Newton's. Yeah. And Sam finds her in the woods and his will form Sam is one of the Quillute tribe. You skipped over the fact that they literally had to send a fucking search party out. Oh yeah. They think she's dead. Like Edward left her so far in the woods and she passes out. Charlie had to get both of them are so just fucking reckless. Yeah. They have to get a search party. Yeah. Like Charlie literally has to become like chief of homicide in that moment and like find her. And it's like the Quillute tribe are obviously helping because their friends with Charlie and their and they can like sniff out the woods. And so they're Sam who ends up being the alpha of the tribe we will learn. He finds her and picks her up and brings her back. Just emerges out of the woods. Just a shirtless and George's out of the woods. When you imagine being Charlie at that moment. Not George's carrying my daughter out of the woods. Not ab George. He was probably like my life was so simple. Go back. Go back to your room. So simple before you came. He says give me a call. Now I'm like sitting here having to watch a man in shorts with no shirt on. Carry you out of the woods. A couple months ago you fell down a flight as far as fell through a fucking late glass window. Came back with a fucking bite star on your on your arm that moves by the way that shifts. It's crazy. So the local legend is that your boyfriends are fucking the empire. This is when we get our. It's a possibility. And we just circle around her months. And in the book she does the thing where she has blank pages with just the month. Yep. On it. Which I think is a really clever. It's a good way of doing it. I remember watching this and just like as a child sobbing. Ugly titanic ugly tears. I think it's a love to. Yeah. There's random trick or treaters in your yard. People are trespassing on your property, Bella. Call the police. Oh, wait, your dad's a police chief. It's so fucked. She's in the same hair as what. And she's just staring dead eyeed outside. It's awful. And it just the camera just like spins around here. I'm sorry, but are we to believe that she just sits there for months? Like does she get up? You see little bits of her getting up, but like sitting and just staring off into the distance, Charlie trying to like does she miss four months? Like what the fuck? Like, and like then we get the screaming nightmares where she wakes up in the middle of the night. Just scream and bloody murder. The screaming nightmares are where as a parent I draw the fucking line. That's when you. You gotta get some help. Yeah, you gotta get some help. And this is because there's a part. There's a part where we're Charlie. Charlie. Poor Charlie. Charlie. He's just trying to do the dad thing or the parent thing really. And at night, one of the greatest things you'll ever have as a parent is when you just fall asleep on that couch downstairs because it's been a long day. And then you wake up at some unknown time and you're like, oh, I gotta get upstairs. But he's fallen asleep in front of the TV and she just starts screaming in her sleep. He like jumps up and is like, and like goes to walk upstairs and I was like, she's 18. Yeah, like he probably was like what? I thought this ended in elementary school. Like what like nightmares? It doesn't. Nope, not with Bella. No, not with Bella's mom. She's gonna bring you right back. She said you thought you thought you could sit in front of the TV. It's crazy. And then she's just sitting alone at the Cullin's lunch table, which I think is diabolical. So far beyond the realm of like, I would literally, this is when I said Bella needs a fucking Capricorn friend at that table. A reality check. Sit there for maybe a day and watch that bitch sit at that empty table. The next day I would get up, I would walk over there and I'd say, listen, get your ass nipples. Not sniffles. Get over it and come sit at that fucking table. This is stupid or get the fuck out of my eye line while you're doing it because this is dumb because also I'm not watching you sit there and mope at their table. I can't. I can't imagine watching my friend do this after dating this guy for a few months. That's the other thing. Like that's the biggest thing. This isn't years. It's crazy. And it's the table. The table just gets me because I'm also like, that's a tension seat. Next thing you know, she walks in wearing a p-coat. She just starts to, she starts triple parking. She walks in with a bag of eggs and plays a carrot like the kazoo at the table. Like that's where she's, she alternates between a paint smog and a p-coat. She starts like, you know, bringing someone in that's supposed to be her brother but isn't. Oh man. But yeah, it's a tension seeking at this point because it's in public and you're literally doing that for the whole cafeteria to wonder what's wrong with you. But then somebody will walk out up to you, no doubt and say, hey, you okay. And you'll say, please don't ask me about this. It's private. Even though you're sitting in public, she's that girl who goes on Facebook and says, going through a really bad time right now. Don't PM. Please don't pry. Please. Please don't pry. This is probably my privacy during this time. Allow my privacy. It's ridiculous. So at one point, Charlie says it's just not normal. And that's quite frankly, it's scaring the hell out of me. And I said, it's pretty chilly. Pretty chilly. It's scaring us as viewers. I said, yes. I said, I'm scared about this fictional character. We all feel the same. We all feel the same. So she's like, don't worry dad because he's like, I think you should just get the fuck out of here. That's the thing. That's what he's like, I called your mom. You got to get the fuck out. And he's like, I just want to fall asleep in front of the TV again. I miss ESPN. And she's like, no, it's cool. I'm fine. This is my home now. I love Forks. I'm not leaving. And he's like awesome. Can we also point out that like in the middle of like his daughter, like screaming in the middle of the night and just being a general walking coma person, he's also dealing with all these weird attacks. Yeah. And like whatever else is on his police dog. Yeah. Like people are going to eat too much. Hikers are getting eaten too much. So he's like, weird prints in the woods. Yeah. And so she's like, don't worry about it. She's like, I'm going to go shopping with Jessica. I'm going to have a girl tonight. And he's like, okay, like, bye. He's like shopping. He literally is like, bye. Lots of shit. Yeah. Bye. And so she calls Jessica and I love it because she's like, hey, Jessica, it's Bella. Yeah. Bella Swan. And when I was first watching, I was like, what? And then I'm like, oh, I hope Jessica was being a complete. Bella Bella. Bella Bella. I don't know Bella. And Bella is like being such a dick that she's like, Bella Swan. You don't remember me like she's that in her own like, it's me. Bella. I've been here. Come on. But this is a classic Bella is not like the other girls. Like she's like, she doesn't like shopping. She doesn't like that. She's like, okay, we get it. Jessica, however, is hilarious. I love her. And I think she's a girls girl personally. Remember last movie when Mike asked her to the dance, she asked Bella if it was okay. She's no Mike since she was in preschool. Bella just showed up four minutes ago and she's asking Bella for permission. Even though Bella has no interest in him, but she's like, is it weird? I don't know. Yeah. You know what? That's girls girl, but hey, it's girl. And to even, honestly, like, to even go out with Bella when she's been playing a dick. Like, we only get to see her in the cafeteria. Imagine that bitch and lose. Exactly. And she's like, when she has a little bit of slides, it must be next level. I'm saying. She goes through a whole thing about, because they saw a zombie movie and she's like, and Jessica's take on it. Jessica says, Lepersey is not a joke. Yeah, she's like, I have a cousin who has Lepersey. It's not funny. It's not funny. And then she's like, is it supposed to be consumerism? And she goes through this whole thing. Like, are you so... Some girls love shopping. Like, you're so pleased with your own self-referential shit. And I was like, Jessica's got it. She gets it. She gets it. She would be fun to hang out with. She would. She would. Let's talk about zombie movies. Let's go. She's talking about this. She's like, and you know, like, you're depressing thing. Like, I got it. But like, you gotta get over on two. And then she goes, I have stuff going on too. And she starts saying, Mike said he just wants to be friends. Which is hard. This... She's also going through a breakup. This is the point of the conversation when you hear her start to say, Mike said he just wants to be friends that Bella... Check out. Literally checks out. You only hear Jessica say that fading out. But you can see that she's still talking. Oh, yeah. She's saying it. She's like, and she's still talking about it as Bella is looking at these bikers over there. As soon as this conversation went away from something, Bella, a belt, Bella, or what she's interested in, she went, whoop. She didn't give a shit about Jessica's problem. She didn't want to hear Jessica being like, hey, Mike said he just wants to be friends and I bumped about it. Yeah. And like, can I talk? No, don't. No, I can't hear it. No, I can't hear it. Don't want to hear it. Don't want to hear it. She has narcissistic tendencies up the wall. I told you, she's baby girl. She's so baby girl here. She's so so baby girl here. And that was so egregious. I was like, are you kidding me? Couldn't care less about anyone else's problems. It happens again, too. But the way I would assume in this moment that Bella has just fucking lost it because she has the way she walks towards these bikers and Jessica's literally like, are you going to... Oh, hello. She just abandoned Jessica in a CD part of town. And this CD part of town leaves her by herself. Gets on this. She walks up to this biker who like... Wait, she actually first, she starts walking up and then she stops and she's like, oh, I thought I knew her. Turns around. Turns around. Walks back. Stop. Walks around again. I'm like, what are you doing? I feel like those bikers would be like, no, thank you. Yeah. I feel like something's going on here. Oh, you're more cuckoo than us. You're having a moment. Yeah. Uh-uh. But she walks up to this one and he's like, hey, girl. I'm surprised he wasn't like, are you the fence? He literally bites the way he bites. He literally is like, what's that? Like, he just, it's not for me. I was screaming. I was like, I was like, I was good for you for giving it a shot. It's not for me. The lip bite kills me. He's literally like, you stop, stop. Stop. She keeps doing it. I want to get on the bike. No, I don't. And I was like, no. And not wearing helmets. This is also not in the book. No. So in the book, she doesn't go. She sees them, but she doesn't go with them because Edward tells her to stop. She leaves with Jessica. Right. Like right away. Right. Like doesn't go on the bike ride. So that was it. That would have been boring. So she goes on that bike ride. She's like, well, what a rush. And Jessica is like, and she says that we're going to be more of a fucking pain in the ass. And that's when she saw Edward, because Edward was like, hey, stop turning around. And she's like, no. Yeah. Now she now is excited about this because she's like, ooh, I can see Edward when I do dumb shit. I can put myself in life threatening situations. And then I will hallucinate my boyfriend who left me in the middle of the woods. Also like, with his entire family. Such a wild thing for young kids. Like, young girls, especially to be reading or witnessing. Yeah. It's her doing the dumbest shit. Because again, it's not quite clear whether she's really seeing or hearing Edward or not. They should have spiced this up a little more. Yeah. And they made it YA. Because it's because YA is dangerous as fuck. It is. And that's the thing. That's the thing. Like when I have children, I will be reading every book that they read. Yeah, just to make sure. Because beforehand themes are just like, yeah, this is not good. Like, it explains so much about who I used to be. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's definitely. And again, we're looking at it from like an adult perspective. Yeah. Young people would eat this up like we did. So she finds these two like scrap bikes. And she brings them to Jacob to fix for free. So she can see her boyfriend again. Like, really, really takes that one in. She also, Jacob, who is like very clearly infatuated with her from the moment he lays eyes on her again. She brings him junk and says, can you fix these bikes for me for free? And she's doing this so that she can see her boyfriend who abandoned her in the woods again. Yeah. She also, I don't know if this is in the straight up movie or if it's the extended cut. But like some guy stops by with those bikes before hand, like before throwing them out. And Charlie's like, what are you doing? Oh, yeah. And she's like, she knows how Charlie feels about this too. Like he doesn't want people on motorcycles. And she's like, I'm going to get on a motorcycle and I'm going to make Jake fix it for me. Yeah. I'm going to make Charlie worry about me. Yeah. I don't give a fuck about Jessica. And I'm abandoning all my other friends except for Jake. Yeah. It's all about the only reason I'm friends with Jake is because he can offer me this service. Exactly. And like, make me feel good every now and again. And I'm just looking in his presence makes him feel like there's a chance. So if I can do that, I can get what I want out of it. And I get a little bit of, like, damn. Yeah. You fucking damn asshole. This is the moment though where we say, Bella, where the hell have you been? Loka, which is a fucking wild life. Masterpiece is what you meant. A wild one. It's not in the book. This was specifically for the movie. I need to know who wrote that in. I need to high five. I might have been Catherine Hardwick. I don't know. I was in it was in it was in it. I know this. Yeah. This was another one. I would like to high five this man. Yeah. Whoever did this. They start talking about like age again. It comes up again. Age is like a whole lot of heavy-ass theme. And he says something like this is what? He says what do you like 40 now, which was like, okay. That didn't even bother me. I was like, whatever. But then she goes I feel like it. I was like, what does it feel like, Bella? Because I feel fucking great. I feel better than you've ever felt. You watching this movie. I'm like, you're 18 years old. You're in far dire streets than I am. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I feel foot loosen fancy free compared to you. You said I'm doing my Metacube masks. Yeah. And what do you know about it? I feel better than you, Bella. I listen to soft jazz in the morning. What do you do? On an old tiny radio. Yeah. Yeah. What do you do? What do you mean? What do you mean you feel 40? Doesn't sound like it. No kidding. You sound like a whiny little 18 year old. Doesn't sound like. The power. The kisser. And then she's sitting there with him while he's fixing the bike. And she turns off the radio. And she's like, I don't really like music anymore. Pick me, pick me. Shut the fuck up. Pick me, pick me, pick me. Shut the fuck up. That's like, that kind of shit. I'm like, stop it. Yeah, it's a lot. It's a sweet good song. I think that's like, when it's like, you don't like music anymore? Too bad, you're in my garage. And he's fixing your ship for you. So if you want to listen to music, sorry, baby. Yeah. Like, it's not your place. That's your body. It's on your own. You don't have to listen. You can live in a blobby world with no music on your own turn. In a grip. You were sent in that chair, listening to Licky Lee for months. Exactly. For months, Bella. And then later, I love it because she comes home and Charlie's like, hey, like, he's not coming back. Edward. So he's literally like, I don't know, maybe settle for Jacob. Like, that's a said, Julie, what he says. And he wasn't, does he say, he says, you got to love what's good for you sometimes. Oh. So he's literally like, I don't know, like, try to like him. I'm like, whoa. We are setting up really, really bad. Yeah. When they're driving at one point, Jake and Bella, they see Sam and like a few of the other tribe members. Yeah. And they were like, Jake's friends. But now they're not. But now they're all of a sudden super buff, shirtless, towel- And only hanging out with Sam. And he calls Sam like a cult leader. Yeah. And he's like, yeah, and you can tell like a noise, Jake. Yeah. I don't know because he doesn't know what it's about yet. But Sam is actually the alpha. So that's what's happening here. And why not? Absolutely. He is a late bloomer. And why don't I talk about like kind of the lore with this? Yeah. Now, so they are shape shifters. They can phase by choice. But they, in order to be a, Quillier tribe member in this movie that phases, like transforms, you have to be able to trace a direct bloodline to the original shape shifter. OK. Not all of them can shape shift. Makes sense. A lot of them are men. There's only one woman who is shape shifted. That's Lea Clearwater. We'll get to her. You'll get a lot more of her in the third book, I believe. Third movie? Yeah, if not, the next one. Yeah. I actually don't know if she's an eclipse, or if she doesn't come until birth, though. I thought she was. I don't remember. I can't remember. Yeah. But apparently, and I thought this was interesting, there's a window of time where the transformation can happen. OK. If you're going to transform. And it's this small window of time when puberty essentially happens. And you will only transform if you are in proximity to a vampire. Yeah. Like your first transformation will not happen at all if you never come in contact with a vampire. That is actually very interesting to you. I think that's cool. It is. It's interesting. So if you don't sniff around a vampire at any point in that transformation window, you will never phase. You won't know that you had that. So I wonder if that's part of the reason why Jacob hates Edward. So he knows it's partially his fault. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because the reason that all of a sudden, there was this huge outburst of people transferring is because the Collins came, which became a proximity thing. And now all these kids are suddenly popping up and phasing, because they're in proximity. And now all their window of transformation has happened all at once. So it's like they're all popping up. Kind of fun. Which is interesting. So where wolves are super fast, crazy fast, can I over in a car? I'll bet you. Not a vampire, not a vampire though. Is there fast? Because they're fast. What if they? Their eyesight is 10 times sharper than a human's. Eyesight to them, vampires look like a walking crystal, essentially. That's kind of cool. They look like angly and weird. Yeah, always or just after they become world. Not really sure. What if that's? Like when Jacob first met Edward, he was like, he was like a... This angular bit. He looks like a Picasso, like an early Picasso, but just sparkly. That's what I picture like long hair. It's like a walking Picasso painting with like all the features in different ways. I'm like super angled and... Yeah, I'm picturing like um, gumpy, but like sharp. Like gumpy? What are this guy? I think he was always a pen. He was always a pen, gumpy. Right, that's going on. What's happened? Gumpy. Oh, gumpy. Gumpy. When you said he was always a pen. Yeah. There was pens for him. Oh, okay. You know what I'm saying? I was thinking gumpy when you brought him up, but then you said the pen thing and it threw me off. You never saw a gumpy pen? No, I don't think I... He was always a pen. He was not a pen. Maybe he wasn't. Maybe he wanted to feel. I'm sure somebody has a gumpy pen. Yeah, for sure. Maybe not, because I'm looking at Google. If it just right now, there's not a wall. And you literally said he was always a pen. That's why I was like, oh, that's not gumpy. Like what? It's a gumpy. So the pack that quill you like wear wolves pack, yes, is they share a group mind. So they can hear each other's thoughts, okay, which becomes a real problem for Leah being the only woman in the pack later. Oh, doll, we will get there. Don't worry, when we get to her situation, you will feel all the time. Justice for Leah. Yeah, they also, like you had, they have to obey the alpha. They don't have a choice. Yep. They heal really quickly. Once they transform, like once their first phase happens, their aging will speed up until they reach the age of 25 and then they stop aging. Obsessed. Yeah. So they'll quickly get older, but stay. At 25. So that would be a problem even if she was with Jake. And there's nothing he could even do about it. Yeah, because they'll stop aging. Wow. Yeah. That's interesting. Yeah, I don't remember. I didn't even remember that. Yeah, and we'll get, they do mention imprinting in new moon, obviously becomes a problem. Yeah. Later. Yeah. What it is is apparently being unconditionally tied to a member of the opposite sex. Always the opposite sex. Homophobic. So you cannot, that's literally homophobic. That really is. Because it's the critically-sensual opposite sex. And apparently once you see the object of the imprinting that you don't know, that's going to happen, but once you come upon the person you're going to imprint on, you will do anything to please and protect that person. Observing. All other commitments in his life, like the Werewolf's life, are secondary, even commitment to the pack. Everything becomes secondary to that person. Interesting. The Werewolf will completely transform everything about themselves to become what that person needs or wants. So they will abandon any individuality or any preferences or any choice to become whatever that person wants. That's wicked, healthy. So I'm like, that's wicked, healthy. You have like bitch, you have created a thought of relationships. Talks it. Like, talk sick as all. They will give up everything just to be with that person. That's how we're dynamic. They will also be forced into being around everything that that person loves. So if they have to, by no choice of their own, like the people that that person likes, like what that everything about it could get so crazy. Yeah. And it's said, according to the Illustrated Guide, if the human is young that they're imprinting on, the Werewolf becomes the perfect platonic, playmate and protector. Putting platonic and playmate in the same sentence is diabolical. As the human age is and changes, the Werewolf instinctively switches roles to fulfill the human's needs. So grooming. Yeah. Okay. So the whole Renez may think, whenever he's like, oh my God, it's not that big a deal. It's a big deal. It's a huge deal. He's the biggest deal. This motherfucker is waiting and waiting. It's literally grooming until she becomes age appropriate. It's involuntary grooming. Needs her as an infant. Can't wait for her to become age appropriate. That is so beyond fucked up. But can have. Will wait. Will wait. Yeah. Like I, I just read a story to the girls the other night called it came from the sky. That's a great book. You need to read it. It's so fun. And it says in it, nobody is more patient than a spider. And I begged to differ. I just, I didn't know when you said I read a book to the girls the other night, what journey you were going to take me out. But it's more patient than a werewolf who was imprinted. Yeah. Just saying. Mine brain right now is like, woo, woo, woo. I just like, you know, when you shake up one of those bottles and you make a tornado, that's my brain right now. Yeah, I just wrote what? What? What? What? Why would you volunteer? Like, I'm sorry. Yeah. Stuff. No, I'm not like trying to fight you or anything. I'm not trying to come out. You bro, but like, why would you voluntarily tell us this? And like, make this, make this lore. That's just, this was voluntary. You didn't have to. You didn't have it too. It's like voluntarily telling us that Jasper's a Confederate soul. So like, don't read it. It's weird. I don't need it. I don't need it. But yeah, so that's that. All right. The Will Youets and the vampires or the Cullins, excuse me specifically, have a treaty that happened a long time ago. Okay. That was like, I think it was like Jacob's like great, great, great, grandfather who started this whole like it's one of his family descendants as their descendants. They did this. Yeah, they did this treaty with Carlisle, because Carlisle, I believe, years old. And so their whole treaty was that they were going to leave each other alone. Yeah. A lot of them. Remember what we saw in the first movie, The Will Wasashback? The Cullins had to promise not to hurt humans and hunt them. And they had to promise to stay off of Quillie Land. How weird is that? That Edward met Jacob's great, great grandfather. I know. Isn't that crazy? Yes. That's why he's like boy, little bitch. Boy, little bitch. Get out of here. Oh, yeah. Jacob is of the generation that Bella is. Yeah. So technically, yeah, it goes too far. You can't think on a human or break your breath. Yeah, you can't marinate in that too, but no. But sure it's going to get rotten. Any generations older is a word than Bella. Wow. Who can be sure? Probably somebody. Somebody on an online form. Yeah, I'm sure. But at some point, Bella jumps on one of those bikes that she made Jacob fix for her. No, it doesn't. She got thrown into a rock. She does. And when she begins to start the bike, Edward appears and puts his hand on her hand in vision form. And he just goes, and the way he's stuck. I feel like that, but she crashes. And he Jacob comes to her rescue. Also, she crashes and she gets internal bleeding. And I will not be told otherwise. She flies against that rock. Yeah. Really, really hard. And she sits up and says, I want to go again, but her mouth says something different. Yes. I can't tell what it was. And then she looks up at Jacob and says, you're sort of beautiful. And I need to stand in honesty right now. That's a killer line. Yeah. A killer line. You like it. You like it somebody. I was unaware of Bella's like potential to have a game. Because that was like a real, you're sort of beautiful is because like he is. It's a killer line and also somewhat of a read because it's she could just like up in him and be like, you're beautiful. But I think she was literally just being like, holy shit, like I'm looking at you right now. This close for the first time. And like she's, I think that was supposed, that's part of the game is you're being a little coat, like a little coy and being like, you're sort of beautiful. This sort of would take me out. I'd be like, oh, back in the dead. Wow. A memory just infiltrated my brain. Back in the day, it used to be this thing on Facebook where it'd be like, like, and I'll rate you and like say a fact about you. And people would like each other's statuses. And then on your Facebook page, they would rate you from one to 10. So it's kind of like being called an eight when somebody calls you sort of beautiful. That's how Facebook began is Mark Zuckerberg thinking he had any fucking ground to stand on to rate another human being. I'm looking from his fucking goblin ass point of view. He did that voluntarily. Yeah. You're sort of beautiful. I think it's the way she's not saying it like you're sort of beautiful. No, I know how that's coming out. Somebody looking deep into you. I mean, like you're sort of beautiful. It would be like at that age, you'd be like, wow. Wow. And she loves her so much. Jacob is like, excuse me. Also, Jake, and also he is sort of beautiful. Well, like that's just that's like, I was like, damn, that really hit girl. Yeah. So really dang, Bella, where the hell are you? I did. I said, where the hell you been, Loka? Where did that come from? But the whole thing is like people have been seeing bears in the area. We were talking about it earlier. Yeah, but, you know, Charlie's been trying to figure out who it is. Or they think a tag. What they think are bears. Hikers have died like a few of them. They're actually werewolves that they're seeing, but it's something else that's killing people and hurting people. Yes. But people are seeing the werewolves and thinking they have something to do with that. Yeah. Rachel LaFebre, I think it is. Gorgeous. On real. She was iconic in this role. I'm sorry. Bryce Dallas Howard is great. She's a great actress. But she's beautiful. Rachel, Rachel, I hate this role up. She's scary. Genuinely scary in this one. She's got this like look in her eye. Oh, she's so good. That Bryce Dallas Howard just doesn't like deliver the same. And we're going to get to the my favorite scene in the entire movie in a minute. But Bella, like so, I think like her friends at lunch are talking about this and Angela thinks she saw one of the bears. Bella finally joins them at lunch again. Just walks over out of nowhere and sits with them and they're all like, what the fuck? They're also just like such good people because they're just like, except it back. Okay, like sit down crazy bitch. That's an okay crazy bitch. Just sit down. They're just like, all right, here you are again. And Mike takes this as an opportunity to ask her out. Which isn't Jessica like right there. Yeah. That's when I'm like, Mike, shut up. Yeah, it's so nice. The way he says this, I took, I actually took a recording of it. No, you didn't. Because this would make me fly into orbit. Oh gosh. So this is what he says when she walks back to the, I think. Okay. I think that's a little welcome. So, what's it? You know, not a, you know, you're talking and eating again. You know, you got a few teeth, 15 under. When he says got a, get that protein in there like, pokes her, I would, I would say respectfully. He essentially, he essentially just spoon fed chew chew to you. He essentially just that protein in there. Oh, chew chew. I said, oh, you're about to ask her out after that. I would crawl under the lunch table and never remember. He was watching it. I said, oh, my, no. It's. Oh. You said that so carefully. Oh, my, no. Like an eric should have literally said that. Oh, my, no. Oh, it's the way his voice like, good, near. That's how he talked to a little kid. He like, get that protein. And she's just like, okay, okay. And she agrees to go on. He's like, you want to go to a movie and like, there's like a romantic comedy that we could see. And I love it because she literally goes, she goes, um, do you know like face punch? It's called face punch. And she's like, I would love to see face punch. And she's like, everyone, do you want to see face punch with us face punch? And they're like punch face. Let's go. And I was like, poor Mike, he's just saying, but I was like, you cooked your own fucking chicken there with your protein there with your protein in there. Oh, God, kill me. And luckily, lucky for him almost is that everybody gets sick and can't go. Jessica just fails, which also I was like, yeah, no shit. Of course. Because before we go to the scene, Jessica goes, movie night with Bella. She's like, I could think of 70 things I'd rather do. I found a correct reaction. Jessica, because you know, she's like, are you fucking kidding me? Yeah. You've abandoned me in the streets. Yeah. You were dating again for a couple months. Like that shit. And she likes Mike. She just watched Mike ask Bella out. Yeah. And she's like, yeah, no, I don't want to go on your date with you. Thank you so much. No. Movie night with Bella. I love her. I'm like, nobody can come. And so it's just Jacob and Mike. And Jacob is trying. Of course, it's just Jacob. Of course it is. Because all of the boys, it's something about Bella's milkshake. Yeah. I think I wrote some to the yard. And they're like, it's better than yours. Yeah. Jessica's like, no, it's not. She's like, no, it's actually a huge hit and rancid. Yeah. And Jacob's trying to be nice in this scene at first to be honest. Doesn't end up that way. But he's certainly tries when they're both sitting there with their hands open. I can't. Oh my god. I want to date with a guy that did that once. And I literally wanted to like stab my eyes out. You know John tells a funny story. I don't remember this, but maybe it wasn't traumatizing for me. It was traumatizing for him. Oh, no. So maybe that's why it's burning. We went one of our first dates. We went to a movie theater where you could bring the arm rest up. He lifted the arm rest up. Oh, no. I slammed it back down. What? Why did you do that? I don't remember what you did. I think it was just like, he said, I said absolutely. He said, I'll touch me up, sir. What the fuck? And he won't tell you to this day that he remembers it vividly. Of course he does. He remembers like, I don't remember it. He's the only shit. It turned out all right for my thing. Yeah, three kids and a marriage later. I think they're like, we're okay. Damn bitch. Like, I'm like, damn, like 20 years later. That's reckless. He still will be like, I remember that. I felt that's like, that's reckless. I don't know. I must have been instinctually. I was just like, no man. Something crazy rather than our family. Because before me and Drew's first kiss, I literally sent fuck you. Wow. Yeah. So damn. See, I was very scarred from my last relationship. So I think I was like, don't touch me. Get away. That's so sad. Just slammed it right back down. I can literally picture John in that moment, just being like, he was just like, oh, like just laser. I focused down at the floor. He took it very well apparently, because I didn't even know what happened. Well, you know what? Like you said, I worked out. It worked out. That's so reckless. But also Mike really reads Jacob for Phil's when he says, are you even old enough to see this movie? Especially because Jacob's response is not, yes I am. It's Bella bought my ticket. Ew. And I said, this got weird. Yeah. It's got weird fast. Yeah. And I'd like to be let out. I would like to go. Let me out on this corner. Oh, I thought I wanted to be out. Yeah, the hands up thing's so weird. Upsetting. This is when Mike gets sick. He gets the flu that everybody has, which I don't think anybody was appropriately stressed out about that to be honest. When you're on age. When his body is like, I think I have the neurovirus. I'm like, well, I guess this is curtains for me. Actually, please don't even say that in front of me. No. And they have a whole discussion, Jacob, and Bella, while Mike's puking in the bathroom, and he says, I'm not going to give up. And her response is, I don't want you to, but it's because I don't want you to go anywhere. And that's selfish. And I was like, there are things that are called inside. Yeah. And those are things that you shouldn't say out loud, because they're going to make you feel better to get them out. They're going to hurt the person you say them to, which is very selfish. Well, it's like, I don't even know that Jacob is like a student off in this moment to be hurt by that. I think he stopped listening at. I don't want you to. Yeah. You know, like that, and that's like, you're leading him on. Yeah. It's fucked up. And it's just fucked up to say to someone, like, I don't want you to stop obsessing over me, but it's only because I don't want you to go anywhere. You know what the fuck? You don't have to be that honest, babe. That's not helping anybody. And we end up like, she tries to talk to Jake some more, like after this. First, oh, first of all, Mike comes out of the bathroom, looking gray as hell. And he is sweating. And he's sweating. And he looks so sick. And he's like, I have to go. So I have to go home. That's all he says. And Jacob looks at him like he's gonna fucking kill. Jacob says you need brain gas, bitch ass, mother fucking ass. Literally. He's like, do you have a problem? And Jake's like, yeah, you're my problem. And then he says like something about like, maybe you need a hospital and maybe I need to put you there. And he's like, what the fuck? And so Bella's like calm down, you're fucking hot. And not like hot like, whoa, you're spicy. It's like, no, you're literally hot like you have a fever. Yeah. And I love it because he walks away and Mike goes, he's weird. And I'd like get away from me influenza. But I get away from me influenza. You got to get away. You were just talking about inside thoughts. I think that would swap that much. But honestly, I don't have those. I don't have to be funny. I'm preaching it, but I don't actually practice it. As I say, not as I do. Yeah. And this would seem, I think they should have done it. Because it's seeming, I know it's supposed to be that he's in the middle of transitioning. So the change is happening. He's getting his man fees right now. His wherewolfies right now. And so it's supposed to be he's like uncontrollably getting angry and he's hot and all that stuff. But I think they should have at least given Mike like some bit of antagonizing there. Like it said something that would not normally set someone off, but sets him off like that. Because it comes out of nowhere to such a degree that while you're watching it, you're like, why did he do that? Yeah, I think it's so bad. Because when you're watching this for the first time or reading it, you don't know the background yet. Right. So you don't know what that's all about. So you're just saying there being like, is he? Why did he just talk so bad? So I think it just kind of had a little bit of more, even the smallest bit of intense, something that could even be taken for like innocuous, but his like has the tinge of antagonizing. But that's just me being a dick. No, I got that. So we see that like Bella tries to get a hold of Jacob a bunch, can't get a hold of him. They're claiming he has mono, all that shit. He's staying away for a long time. And then she shows up in the fucking pouring rain and he is just jorts. Just cut off shorts. A tattoo. He's in a short short. He's cut his hair, thank God. Yeah, he cut his hair. He took the wig off. He's got a tattoo. That moves by the way. Yeah, they go, they go through a whole thing with, and he's saying he can't tell her what's going on and then he goes, I used to be a good kid. And I went, stop. He said, okay. Okay. And he's like, yeah, I can't tell you what's going on. And he just runs off in the rain with his other shirtless jorts crew. The jorts squad. The jorts squad. I'm trying to think of another Jay and just done a jumble of jorts. Yeah. Just off of the jumble. The jumble of jorts off on the little periphery to have a jorts jamboree. So we see her go up to the meadow again where they used to lay together. And can you please explain what happens there? I need you guys. Because she has a vision, like she remembers them laying in the meadow. I need you guys to watch this scene. Even if you don't watch the home movie again, watch the scene. Because as they're like panning over Edward and Bella laying down, Bella doesn't have a foot. It's gone. And everybody, like I saw a couple of people on Reddit being like, no, it's just like her boot cut jeans. Nope, nope. Because if you see her other foot, her foot is missing. Her foot is gone. And it's gone. And so maybe that's supposed to tell you it's a memory. It makes you feel better to believe that her boot cut jeans consumed her foot. That's fine. That's what you're wrong. That they did it. You're wrong. They just digitally took her foot out back. So they didn't put it back in. It's pretty funny. But when she goes up to this meadow, it's no longer that lush meadow. It's all like burned and dead. And Laurent shows up. And he's hungry. And he looks great. He does. Laurent's gorgeous as far as I'm concerned. Abs for days. It is. And just beautiful. He's getting his protein in there. He is. That's what she should have. He's not a protein in there. A lot of iron. And he tells her that basically Victoria is eye for an eye in her. Edward killed her mate. So she needs to go to the yard to mate. And that's you, buddy. And then he's like, good luck. He's like, I went to the Collins house. Didn't see him there. Did they visit often? Or weird that they left you here? And Edward shows up to tell her like, why? At one point, he says threaten him. And I was like, I would have been like, time out. What do I say? What threat? You have to be specific to be unique to him. Because I said earlier, I was like, my immediate thought for a threat would be like, I'll spin your eye. I'll kick you in the shin. And that's not going to help anybody. So you need to tell me what threat you want me to use. But she apparently knows. I don't even know what you would say. I think she says, Edward will never let that happen. He'll come back for me. But that's all he's liking. And he's like, he's like, he's like, he wouldn't have left you in the first place. Yeah, he's like, pretty shitty that he left you here. And I'm like, yeah, it is pretty shitty, huh? I'd be like, you know what? Why don't we sit down and actually we can talk about it? Because there's a lot of lore to this. She's like, I would actually love to talk about this. There was a search party, Laurel. I don't know if you know this, but I sat in a chair for four months. Yeah. Do you know, like, you leave? Likily, whatever. So you know, right? Do you know that there's a possibility? I miss four months of school, Laurel. It's a possibility. Trigger traders were in my side yard. Well, then he's like, you know what? I'm really hungry though. Victoria's probably going to be annoyed at me for eating you, but I think I'm going to. And it'll be better. And it's going to be fun. And I'll make it painless. And she literally stands there and is going to allow him to. And she's like, I love you, I love you. And I was like, oh, fucking, eh? She wants not to be her last words. I said, really? Yeah. He left you in the woods. Yeah. All alone. Come on. Grow up. But there's a wolf there. I think it's Sam at first. Yeah, he like leads the pack. I think there's a big thing. I think. They're all there, I think. Yeah. But they all attack her around. And that's a series wrap all around. Yeah. So she goes and tells Charlie and Harry. And they go hunting. But this is a big deal because when she tells Charlie and Harry, the first time I've ever water, I was going to morph their names together. There's no phone on the wall in the cupboards where there is a phone later. Oops. So maybe they got a landline within this time frame. Really quickly. But just so you know that. Yeah, you just never know. But she does, she goes back down and like, they're at the at Jake's house at one point. And that's when she discovers that he's a werewolf. Like they show her because I think she like aggravates. Is it Embry or one of the yeah, she has the other one of them. I actually, she goes there in the for Oh, I think she tries to call him or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, something happens where she ends up being like, she pisses one of them off and they face. Yeah. And she runs away from him. And when she's running, Jake runs out of the house. And she's like, run, Jake run, Jake run. It's the way she says it is so funny. She says like his name is Jake run. And they, you know, they fight all that. And then they're walking on the beach and he's explaining things to her. Now she's in it. We missed a part. So Jacob does come to her room at one point after this whole like Laurent situation. He like shows up because remember he parkores up to her. Oh my god, we would say it would have been so funny if he just went parkour parkour parkour parkour. If you've seen the office episode where they all parkore and they just keep yelling parkour while like hitting things, that's what I think of. And in this exchange between the two of them, he's saying I can't tell you. But like think. Because I have told you. And he says think about when we were walking on the beach when you came to La Pouche. And she was like, and he was like, do you remember what I told you? And she goes about the cold ones. And he goes, I guess I understand why that's the only part you remember. And I said, you narcissistic mother fucker. He told you all the wolves. You only heard the part that had anything to do with you or something you were interested in. And he told you the lore of his people whose land you are currently standing on at La Pouche. Yeah. You checked out what the fuck. She really is so narcissistic. She's got narcissistic tendencies. It's like wild. She just does not hear. If it has to do with anyone else's shit, she doesn't care. She does not give a shit, doesn't care. Also, this is when he looks at her scar. And it has moved. It has. Because in the first movie, it's like on the side of her. So it's like on the top and the bottom. But here, it's just on like any side of her. Yeah. And also, I'm like, you don't get questions about that more often. That's what I'm wondering. Like that's the only person who flips her arm around. Bite scar. It looks like my whole night guard imprinted on my arm. It's massive. It is huge. So it's after this discussion in Bella's bedroom, where she's like, oh yeah, I remember stuff that appealed to me, but I completely ignored the lore of your people. Yeah. And that's what I love when Jacob's like, all right, I'm gonna go. He's like, you know what, fuck, I'm gonna park where the fuck out of here. Yeah, he goes park more and he leaves. So then that's when we get the scene of her, you know, showing up. And that's when she like sees that they are werewolves. Because in the room, he's like, I wish I could tell you, I literally can't. I wish you knew how tightly I'm bound to this. And that's when he says like, I did say it a little bit on the bush. Yeah, like just saying the beach and she's like, yeah, I didn't hear that. On the bush. On the bush, I was thinking La Push and Beach. Yeah, at the same time. I got that. But this is when she sees it because she slaps one of them. Yeah, which is weird. Which is like very violent. And yeah, you can't just go around slapping people. But she slapped him and he got real mad because he's a wolf now. And so he was like, oh, and then he turns into a wolf. Yeah. And that's when she does the whole. J. Grunt, J. Grunt, J. Grunt. It's the way she said. I'm telling you, listen to it again. It'll hit you different. No, it's funny. What are the fucking odds that your first boyfriend in high school, like to our knowledge, is a vampire. Yeah. And then the next boy that you hang out with is a werewolf. What are the fucking odds? What are the odds? How does someone hit the jackpot like that? Is that what I want to know? I just got a dumb human. Do I, wow, I know. Yeah. I just got a human. You just called them out. I mean, like dumb as in like humans are dumb. He was pretty dumb. He was not greedy there. Yeah. I was like, I know your first high school boyfriend. He was pretty dumb. Mine too, mine too. I think most of us work. Yeah. I don't even know where I was going with that. I just like, what are the odds? Yeah, that's the thing. I, my daughters, all like they can't watch Twilight yet. And they never talk about it. But we will for a cautionary tale at some point. And I feel like it is like a, it's like we joke about it, but it's like, it's like right of passage. I feel like you got to, but you just got to preface it with like, this is wild. This is toxic. But for the fun like romance and vampire and where we'll fit them up at all. But I was discussing it with John last night. I was mentioning something about New Moon. And the girls were like, what is that? And I was like, oh, remember I like meant, because I've told them like, oh, there's this movie Twilight. It's a book. Someday you'll read it. It's in this like, it's there. And so they were like, oh, like when can we watch that? And I was like, not for a while. But I was like, oh, there's this really cool scene with Victoria and the Werewolf. And I was talking about the one that's coming up. And it's like when hearing damage by Tommy Arcos playing. It's such a good scene. And they wanted, they were like, can we watch that scene? And I was like, so I watched the scene. I was like, give me a second. It's not scary really. It's not scary at all. But I was like, this is a cool scene. So I showed it to them and all three of them were like, when can we watch that? And I was like, I know. I just gave you like, and I was like, the whole movie isn't like that, but it does have these vibes. Honestly, I think you said it when we were watching it. That's the best scene in the movie. I love that. And it's coming up because it's coming up. It's coming up because right before that happens, like she finds out that Jake's a Werewolf. He changes in front of her. She's like, holy shit. He's like this beautiful like Amber colored Werewolf. Amber is the color of his Werewolf. It's cold. Exactly. And she sings that. Yeah, she does. You miss that part. It's only in the director's cut. And it's so quick, you'll miss it. You have to like, you have to pause between the different films and the different lines to get it. It's actually not even in the director's cut. It's only in special exclusive cuts that only few, few people have. Yeah, it's only in the cut that I have. Well, I haven't too, actually. No only I do. Well, I knew about it first. But they go for a walk to discuss his, his, his, his family awareness. And Bella says to him, can't you find a way to just stop? And then she says, it's wrong. Yeah. I'm sorry. This should be the moment where Jake goes, you know what? Not worth it. Not worth it. Not worth it. Like that's like, what the fuck is, let me get this straight. And he literally says he's like, oh, I'm not the right kind of monster for you. You jackass. It's that is. Like that is such a great a jackass moment. Jackass. It is. Like, okay, not for nothing, baby. Baby. But Edward was a fucking human who got bit by a vampire and turned into a vampire. He's not genetically predispositioned to be a vampire. He had, he apparently didn't have a choice because Carlisle was saving him and like kind of took that choice away from him. Right. But like, it's not in his genetic code to be a vampire. It's not through generations that he became one. The quill you tribe in this instance, the whole thing is you're directly tied to that bloodline. It's going to happen. You don't have a choice. It's happening. You come across a vampire boom. Happening. Like to say to someone where this is literally in their blood. That's wrong. And not a choice. I'm like, that's fucking, that sounds homophobic as fuck. It's racist. Like to sit there and like, it's, it's species. She's saying it's a choice. Yeah, no she is. And then it's wrong. She would, she would love right now. She would love right now. She would love right now. She would like, I was like, that is the most fun. It's weird that they kept that in there because like, she became diabolically unlikable in that moment. Yeah. Because poor Jake is sitting there. I can't do anything. And he's also, this is brand new for him too. Like he's heard these legends. He's trying to get into this. He's trying to get into this. Know that it was going to happen to him. Exactly. He's still getting used to it. It's wrong. And like one of the first people that ever gets to see this insane, like, just wild thing about you, that's their reaction. Yeah. You bitch. You bitch. Can't you just find a way to, is it, is it a phase? No, girl. Essentially what she's saying to him and I was like, you bitch. Yeah. It pissed me off so much. I was like, what? That's the crazy thing to you. You're in love with a vampire. It's wrong. She's, and also like, she barely asked out word any questions. No. He said he was a vampire and she was like, let's run through those trees, bitch. Not only that, he literally said, this is the skin of a killer Bella. And she said, yeah. He was told her, I want to kill you. Yeah. But I won't. But I, he's literally me. I want to kill you at all times. Told her. I have, I am a killer. And she's like, it's okay, baby. And then Jacob's like, hey, I'm a fluffy dog and I'm protecting people right now. And she's like, that's really wrong. And she's so gross. And then she's like, they don't hurt anyone. And I'm like, neither do we. And also, they do hurt people. They made a choice to not hurt anyone. Yeah. But they didn't go through their entire lives doing that. Facts. Also, I'm sorry, babe. They haven't hurt anyone. Why don't you pull Jasper aside? Why don't you pull Jasper aside? To confederate. Have him look you in the eye. Oh, wait, he can't. He'll eat you first. If you can, get him aside. Ask him. At least you can get a piece hurt anyone. At least you can get a paper cut and a piece of Jake. And you would probably help you out. What a fucked up. That was like Jacob to still be into this after this conversation. No. It's like the thing we tell the kids that we should not tell them is like, oh, she's mean to you. She likes you. Like, I feel like he thinks that he does not the case. No. So that's fucked up. And even he's like, wow, you're fucked up for saying that. And we do get a scene where it's Bella deciding what she has to do. She knows what she has to do, which in her mind is jump off that cliff that all those. All the other were wolves were jumping off because it's going to be a rush. And she's going to get to see Edward again. And she said, that's the only way, which I was like, I feel like you've seen him enough up to this point that you could do about a thousand other things to see him. Yeah. That wouldn't include jumping off of 4,000 foot tall cliff in all. Here's my biggest human. Here's my biggest issue. It's not even the 4,000 foot tall cliff. Why does she jump in all of her clothing? Why does she jump in with her converse on? Yeah. Why? Why do that? Why not? Why jump in with your little jacket? Yeah. Always what? Why? I know she took the jacket off. Did she take her converse off her? Did she jump in converse first? I don't think she did. I think she took her. She jumped in converse. I can't. I can't. I don't. I just don't get why. I just don't get why. You watched werewolves, which are supernatural beings with supernatural healing abilities. Who run hot? Who run hot? Jump off of that and survive. And you said, I probably can too. Yeah. It'll probably be the same for me. What also like, did she think that? Because you've been hallucinating. There's been a lot of stuff happening right now that I just don't think you're in your your complete clear mind right now to be making smart decisions for yourself when you think you're seeing Edward. Whenever you do something dumb. Yep. That's it. So she's sitting there basically writing an email to Alice, which have we mentioned the emails? I don't remember. I don't know if we've mentioned the emails. If we haven't, I'm sorry. If we have belligerent. Sorry. When there was a possibility. Yes. During that four month period, she and during this entire time that Edward's been away, she is sending an email a day. Sometimes two emails a day at the most crazy times of me. Like three in the morning, two in the morning. I paused. Yep. I counted 13 when I counted. And that was just in like a month or two. And they're all being returned. Yeah. So they're not even making it. You know that you know the mail or the mail or demon. Yeah. Yeah. That's a demon or demon. I always call it the demon. It might be the demon. I don't know. Whatever it is. But I'm like, when that you don't continue to send. No. You don't make the demon, demon work overtime. Yeah. But so she writes her an email. It's insane. She's in the middle of writing her an email, Alice, saying that this is what she has to do. She knows this is what she has to do. Yep. And we hear that voice over in her getting ready to go to the cliff. And we also get this really cool like mashup of Victoria as Charlie and Harry Clearwater and all the guys are looking for this bear, quote unquote, which has now been told, they've been told it's a wolf by Bella. Because when she sees it after like a taxa around, she lets them know. The wolves. The huge. It is not a bear. And so they're in the woods like searching for them. They have guns. They're doing the whole search party. We see Victoria stalking them in the tree. She's so fucking cool. And that's what she is. Also, she somehow found her dye to make that hair really red in this one. Super vibrant. Very vibrant. Love it. It's wonderful. But it's just funny that it changed between when she's been like living in the woods. Yeah. OK. It's berries. She finds time to get tone. Yeah. Just what is it? A gloss and a little quick gloss. But you know, bleach and tone. There you go. And we see Harry Clearwater covering up wolf tracks, as they go. Because that's his people. And so Victoria, at one point, grabs Harry Clearwater before he can shoot her and lifts him up in the air. And he's petrified. And then before she can do anything, a wolf comes and just like teabones her. And so Harry falls to the ground. He's also, I stout, he ends up having a heart attack. It's the saddest death because Harry Clearwater is the most adorable man. And I love him. I would lay down my life for Harry Clearwater. And what happens in the book is we've mentioned the Lea Clearwater and her plight, which we will get to, I think she has many of plight. I think the next one, maybe the one after that. It's either eclipse or the first breaking on. But we get to her plight. One other thing that Stephanie Meyer added on to her plight is that in the book, Harry Clearwater dies from a heart attack because Lea transforms into a wolf in front of him for the first time. And he has a heart attack from it. So she gets her own test entry. It's like, damn, you really did her. Killed her down and then she has to listen to her one imprint on her cousin. Yeah, not great. Rock on. Not great. But so Harry has a heart attack. And this is when Tom York's hearing damage plays over it, perfect song for this. Perfectly shot. There's a scene of Victoria. And I think it's Jacob. I'm pretty sure as a wolf. Oh, I think you're right. They are like on opposite sides of a clearing. And they do this like face off thing. And then they just like launch at each other. And she does these cool like slow motion flips in the air and shit. And Tom, what does that homework? Yeah, he has such a cool voice. And the song is just perfect because he chills. It's such a vibe. And she's running away from the whole pack of wolves. And it's like slow motion. And it's so cool. It's a real, and they do these overhead shots and everything's really lush and green. It's like this, this scene I thought I said if the whole movie was like this, it would be better. Because it's like, I know the romance is part of it. Yeah. But if we could tone down some of the melodramatic, I get a little more action. And get a little more of like vampires versus wolves, which we get later, I think. Yeah. And then it becomes more of a thing, we see like these battles and everything. It's really fun. It really is. So I really love this. But she gets away by jumping off the cliff. Right. And it's like, I think it's, she like swan dives out. And it's gorgeous. Is it that they can't go in the water because it's like where the tree, I think it's they chase her to like where the treaty is. The treaty is maybe, yeah. Because she jumps right into the water. She like swan dives and Jacob is like right after her and he has a wolf and he stops on the cliff. Yeah. So she jumps in there. And then we see Bella get to the top of the cliff. She jumps in. As she jumps in, worst timing, we see Edward Teller not to. Like what the fuck is this girl? And she's like, this is the only way that I can see you. And he's like, please don't. She jumps in anyways. She like gets like beat up by some waves. Because it's like, yeah, she clear like clean crystal water. No, because when she jumps in, it's good. But then she literally gets fucking spurled in the face. Yeah, barrel rolled literally like slams into a rock. Like slams her head into a rock. Of course, because she's just floating underwater, which I guess they waited her down to get that shot. Oh, like I think they put weights in her pockets so that she could float slow like that. Oh, and you see, you see the vision of Edward like opposite her. So their heads are next to each other when he dissipates. Because she gets pulled out of the water. And she like, you can say the arm kind of flills. When she gets barrel rolled, when she like kind of gets her bearings, she sees victorious swimming towards her underwater. The most beautiful fish there are both. The most scariest and most beautiful fish. That's when she backs up and hits her head into the rock. Here's my thing with this, this is an issue. She can run so fast. She can't swim just as fast. I mean, maybe it has something to do with the water. They didn't tell me. She can only get her. Is it an illustrated guide? And also, she might have just been swimming up on her slow for the fear factor. And she didn't know that somebody was going to pull her out maybe. Because she was back in it of a rock. She was going to be out cold. So she had all the time in the world to get to her still. But when she gets pulled out her hand kind of like floats to the side and then Edward just like dissipates. And where Vincent Van Gogh's right out of there. It's like Salvador Dali painting. It's just like melts. But yeah. So she gets, it's Jacob who pulls her out and gives her CPR. She goes full cross side again. She also swallows the water instead of spitting it out, which I was like in that case, that don't be dry drowning is weird. But like she might dry drown later. Well, no, so I was just like just spit it out. I think they put that water in your mouth so you could spit it out for effect. Not swallowing. It's Alice Von Wood swallowed a lot of her shoes drowning on. But she goes cross side again. And now I'm like every time she is near death, she goes cross side. She does such an interesting cross. I do. Because it's not both eyes. It's one of her eyes that crossed this. Yeah. It's like a, I got to think about it. Hold on. This is not a visual podcast. So it doesn't matter. But I really wanted to give it a shot. Oh, and when Bella jumps off that cliff, by the way, she barely jumps out. Oh, that is not crazy. It makes me crazy. She just steps off. You're going to die in all the rocks on your face there. I was like, what the fuck? No, Jacob gets her home. And when they pull up, they see Carla's car. And she's like holy shit. And he says, I can smell them in there. And she's like, I got to go in there and Jacob's begging her not to and saying, I can't protect you. And all this. And I think it's at this point that she literally, she just tells him, I don't care. But she's like, I'm doing this. Like, she's being so clear to him. And he just, unfortunately, it's horrible. But she has been from the start. Like when they were sitting on the, was it when they were sitting in the movie theater? And she was like, yeah, like, I don't want you to go away. Yeah. And it's like, there's a lot of mixed vibes happening here. It's so amazing. And Jacob's young. So I feel like it's like a little, but she goes in there and it's Alice. Is there an Alice's all of such? So she saw a vision of Bella jumping off the cliff that she was trying to kill herself. Like she was like, what the fuck? And they hug and, you know, it's a whole reunion. And she's like, wow, the fuck does it smell like what dog in your house? Yeah. And Jacob shows up and is like, I had to make sure you were okay. And Alice and Jacob have this like, Stanley tense standoff. And she, at one point, they get like into it for a second. And it's like as soon as Jacob gets upset, he gets very, he's not scary. No. Which is like not his fault. No, he's just like, he's a bit. Well, it also, he just like, I feel like Taylor Lautner, who plays Jacob, has such a kind face. You know what I mean? Like, very much so. And he has a kind way about him that just like could not make me scared of him. Yeah. And so when he says, he says, don't get me upset, things are going to get very ugly. And I was like, no, they won't. They could never. They can't. If I was Alice, I'd be like, boom. Like she basically does. She's like, yeah, fuck off. I was like, oh. Is it she's like, we can figure this out when you put the dog out? Yeah, she's like, where are you going, Alice? And she's like, I'm going to let you take the dog out. And I was like, oh, girl. Yeah. That's a lead. But when he said things, they're going to get very ugly. I said, babe, never. They could never with you. They could never get ugly with you. They're not. It's just wild. It's next level. So we'd end up, you know, Jacob and Bella are talking. So I think the phone rings, she goes in the kitchen, the phone rings. They, Jacob and Bella have a moment where they almost kiss. Yeah. Very close. Yeah. And then the phone rings. And he answers. He's not pleased. He says, swan, Russ. You don't need to answer my telephone. She wasn't going to answer that. But my telephone that is brand new. And you can tell he's a little pissed when he answers it. And he says she's not, he's not here. He's planning on. And he says he's planning a funeral and hangs up the phone. So what he meant there, obviously this person asked for Charlie. Charlie is planning a funeral for Harry Clearwater. So that is a thing. Jacob, apparently this is like widely argued. Yeah. Whether he intended to do this or not, he definitely did. In my opinion, Stephanie Meyers says no. Here's the thing, I mean, I would trust her because she wrote that. I know. I know. But here's my reason why I do believe this. She does not know that the Collins had any idea of Bella jumping off that cliff to try to kill herself. He doesn't know that. That's true. He wasn't like, Alistairn say, I'm here because she tried to kill herself. Like he doesn't know that. That's true. So him saying that wouldn't make sense, especially because... Oh, but actually when you put it that way, that's a good point. It's Edward on the phone and he's asking for Charlie as well. So I think he's more looking at it. He's trying to get to her through Charlie. Fuck you. Charlie's planning a funeral. Like you piece of shit. Your little love story doesn't matter. Somebody died. Because that's also Jacob's family member. Yeah. So like Harry Cleare wanted. No, that's good. I never even thought of that point. So I think he doesn't know. It makes sense that he wouldn't want to talk with him. But he would want to talk with him. That way in that, if he did have all the information, sure, maybe he would have done that. Yeah. And I could absolutely see that. But he didn't have all that information. He makes sense that he would have said it that way. Yeah. I think he was more annoyed that he felt Edward was trying to get to Bella through Charlie. Yup. Like trying to. So he's like, fuck you. He's planning a funeral. Yeah. Yeah. So that does happen. We see on the other edge, the worst possible thing he could have said. It is because Bella probably saw it as like, even though she knows he doesn't have all the information, she's still pissed. Why didn't you hand me the phone? That was Edward. Right. And we see Edward. He literally crushes his phone in his hand. And he's in a dingy apartment. He looks hot mass. He's not doing well. Which I'll show him like, what's going on? Where was everybody? That's the thing. I don't think that. I don't remember in the book because I just watched the movie. Because I don't know. Like a dog read the book forever ago. But I'm like, do they all go to their separate places? But then I don't know because somehow I think he's with Rosalie. Yeah. Because Rosalie, or at least is in contact with that. I mean, which he's not via cell phone. According to Google, you see him. He's in this apartment. He's looking out his window. It's at night. You can see the Christ the Redeemer statue in the background. OK. So when I saw that, I said, that's Brazil. That's Rio de Janeiro. OK. Like, I, or what I believed it was. Apparently, that's where he was. He traveled alone. And he ended up there. I feel like I remember that from New York. To New York? Yeah. So apparently, he went to Brazil and they went to New York. Yeah, they did not go together. Interesting. I think I actually, now I'm remembering from the book something about Brazil. Yeah, and it makes sense because you see that statue, that's a famous statue about the window. So I remember seeing it being like, wait a minute. So he has to fly to Italy. Yeah. Huh. It's actually so funny because this, I remember being like, it makes no sense that they got to him before. Like before. Like in perfect time. Yeah, I remember thinking that too. It does make sense because if he's in Brazil and he's flying to Italy, a direct flight is 11 to 13 hours. And then from Washington to Italy. Italy is 8.5, 9.5 hours. See, that makes sense. So it makes sense now. That makes a lot more sense. Because there was so many, because I knew he wasn't in Italy. Yeah. That statue. But I was like, for some reason, and it has nothing to do with the background. For some reason, I had it in my head. He was in Tokyo. I mean, I don't know why. I know. Yeah. I don't know. But I guess the rest of them, according to Google. They're in New York. They're in New York. And Carlisle got started. I guess he went, like, taught classes at Cornell for a little while. Okay. But how does Rosalie get in touch with that word then? I must have called him before he talked to him. Yeah. Because what does she say, Rosalie said? So I think it's that Rosalie said that, because I'm assuming Rosalie told him about the vision. That he calls. Okay. That's why he calls to, like, really check. And when he heard he's planning a funeral, he was like, holy shit, it really happened. There we go. Wow. And he was like, I got to go. I don't know why my brain just like, no, it is, it's a little confusing because it's telephone. And in the book, in the movie, I don't think they're clear about where the rest of the, in the movie they're not. The family went. Because in the movie, I think he mentions, Charlie says something about, like, I think it's Charlie who says it, that like, Carla, I've got a job in LA or something. It's either in the movie of the book. I can't remember now. Okay. It might be in the book. I think that's the book. In the book, I think they say, like, you got a job in LA and you just have to take it. So they just up and loud. Up and left. So yeah. So it's very interesting. There's a lot of moving pieces, which can be a little, little clunky to make him, but we figured it out. So here we are. He crushes his phone. And we see like them traveling, you know, now, and Jacob tries to like begs Bella not to go because Alice says he's going to show himself to the Voltigar. Yeah. Now that he thinks you're dead. Yeah. He's going to show up to it because that was his plan. Remember before when he thought Bella was dead, he told her his plan. And now that he has no cell phone, there's no way to tell him, which is why we don't overreact and crush our cell phones into a million pieces. Exactly. You need to keep your cell phone on you. Yeah. So at least we have an Apple watch something. But yeah. So they're on their way. Jacob tries to stop her and she's like, it's releasing and he's really sad. It's sad. It's upsetting. But they go, they go to Italy. Alice's driving outfit, Queen Shit. She look the driving gloves stunning. She looks wonderful. Is Ashley Green? Yeah. She is stupid, pretty. Like this one shot of her, she has like the head wrap on the sunglasses. Yeah. And she's got the driving gloves. High-action. High-action. High. High-action. I want to drive like that. Also, I don't know. I think we mentioned it in the first one, but I can't remember if we did or not. Apparently Stephanie Meyers' brothers are like big car heads. Oh, yeah. So they helped her decide like what cars we're going to be in the movie and in the books. Yeah. Well, just I think that's cute. That makes sense. And so she's got to go, they get to Valtera. There's a festival going on. Everybody's in red cloaks and all that shit. And he's played, he went to the Volteri to say like I want to die. And they were like arrows like, nah dude, your gift is like a little too special. I can't kill you. Sorry about it. I could kill my own sister, but not you. Erros the best because he's just like, oops. Sorry. You could join us though. We would love that. Yeah. We can't kill you. We can do one of us. And he's like, no, thank you. And so he just decides that he's going to walk out into the festival and show himself to everyone and then the Volteri will have no choice. And this festival is like all about the day that like they killed the last vampire or something like that. So it's like this is the big thing. This is not good. So she gets to him with like seconds to spare. He's about to walk out of where the Volteri is. I love that. He starts to sparkle shirtless. That's the thing. I love that his plan is just to sparkle for the people. Yeah. And I feel like anybody would look at that and be like, oh my god, look at that guy with that body glitter. Where'd you get that? Liddy. It's so sparkly. That would be some crazy. Yeah. It'd be like, who's the holographic? The holographic over there. Yeah. Like that's pretty sick. Yeah. I would not be like, whoa, vampire. A creature of the night over there. But I mean, maybe these people know because they're well-versed and they're in Valterra after all. She runs right through the fountain. She just stupid. She just stupid. Go around it. I don't think water slows you down. Or you could just ran along the edge. That's like, yeah, water slows you down. It bothered me. Absolutely. But she gets to right in the last second. She jumps on him. A little grossy. He says heaven, which I was like, that's really sweet. It is sweet. Like he thinks he's in heaven. I know. And I was like, that's real sweet. It is. That moment. I was like, okay. I know. I'm back to your love. I know. They pull you in every once in a while. He loves her so much. He does, even though he left her in the middle of the fort. Yeah. But. Was that happened? A little girl did see him while he was sparkling. Yeah. And she was like trying to. She was like tugging out her parents being like, oh this is like an sparkle. Like mother fucker over there. Yeah. But they get in there. Felix. And I think to Metrie, which are like two of the guards come over. And they're like, hey, Aero wants to see you. And he's like, no, I don't need them anymore. Like, I'm not looking to kill myself. But he's like, yeah, that's not what he wants to see you. And he's like, yeah, he still wants to see you. And then Jane appears. And she's like, he wants to know why it's taking so long. And I was like, bitch. It's been literally took a second, but okay. She has this stare. Dakota Fanning does such a good job of this like dead-eyed, like, I'll fucking kill you, stare. Yeah. I was like, damn. But they go in, they see like that there's a secretary there that's a human, and this is what it was like going to go in and it was like, oh, does she want to become? And one of, I think it's like Demetri or Felix, is like, so she will become. And then that's when Jane says, or she'll be dessert. And they go in there, we see Marcus just shitting himself to the side there. She's so tortured. We see Aero just, my king Aero, we see Kaya, that hate mother fucker, hate to just grudging over there. Just hate everybody. We see Vecna, the baby Vecna. Yep. And they come in and Aero, through this whole thing, Aero discovers that Bella has a block. She has a block that she is not affected by their special gifts. Like Aero can hear everybody's thoughts forever since they were conceived of. He doesn't, so the nature, he tests out Jane. He has Jane try, he first he has Jane hurt Edward. Real bad. And he's on the ground screaming and Bella's like, stop it, stop it. Do what she says, do it to me. She says, do it to me and she's like, and he's like, all right, give it a try. And he's like, let's see. And it does nothing. And Dakota fanning is so good in this because it's tight on her face while she's doing it. And she does this little smile, like close to the smile while she's doing it. But like she clearly enjoys doing it. She loves those. And then when she realizes it's not working, the smile just slowly fades from her mouth. Like the emotion works. She did so tight on that shot is amazing. I mean, she's been working since Uptown girl. She has and she's phenomenal. She really is. And Aero when he sees and she's pissed, like she's stopped. Like when she cuts the connection, she's like, fucking Aero. She just looks at Aero. And Aero does his laugh here. It's a beautiful laugh. It's so fun. It's a laugh for the ages. It's a laugh for all of us. It is. And in fact, if I was there, I think I would laugh with him just because I'd be like, yeah. Yeah. That's fun. So fun. Sounds like a giggly time. It really sounds like a giggly time. So shit goes down at this point because I think it's, I think Felix is like the big, matrimal king guard that just like is the muscle here. Yeah, he can throw you through marble. Like it's in nobody's business. A fight breaks out. Felix swams Edward into the porcelain floor. Yeah. And his skin cracks like porcelain. I thought that was such a cool effect. It is. Like because the whole lore of vampires is they are like porcelain. Yeah. And that whole lore of like when they fucking probably sounds like porcelain dishes. Yeah. So when he got slammed down there and he cracked like porcelain, I was like, you really kept it that. But then the heel super fast. And he feels like immediately interesting. I was so worried about this porcelain though. I said, this is probably thousands of years old. How are you going to replace this? I know it's like you're ruining your office. Gorgeous castle. Yeah, that would piss me off. I'd be like, fix it now. They probably find somebody who will absolutely fix it for them or they could just kill them. Yeah. And when Arrow gets close to Bella, and he saying how like she smells so good. Like, I don't know how you hold your eyes. And the words will do like, it's tough. And he's like, they have like a real, like they have a real pro moment. And that's like, it's hard, my guy. And he does the thing where he says, he's not bad. Like right in your face. And I was like, I love Arrow so much. So weird. Everything says it's top not so weird. The way Michael Sheen plays him is so scary. Because it's so unsettling. It's so unsettling. It's such a small, like, unnerving way. He's very, the man-to-made. It's like coated. Yep. Like he's very, like he's got that like, that weird charming thing that happened. I don't know. He's very fun though. Marcus is wearing mules. I'm pretty sure. I love the mules. He's really wearing like a house slipper. Comfy. I noticed and I said, yeah, I bet they're Gucci. I bet. I bet. Settily. And basically the thing is she needs, because she has this special ability that now Arrow has discovered. He's like, well, now she needs to be one of us. Yeah. Because I collect special vampires. And so he was like, she's got to be turned. And she knows about them. Yeah. She knows about us. She knows too much. And she has this special ability, like we're turning in her. Yeah. And he's like, I'll turn her. And Alice is like, wait a minute. And she's like, I've seen that she's going to be turned. I will do it myself. And so Arrow checks this. Because he can check her thoughts. And he's like, all right. And he sees this fucking crazy asmissions. It's the best of Edward and Bella. Running out of a Renaissance fare. Running slow motion through the forest barefoot. In Renaissance car. And she's wearing a dress. Yeah, full Renaissance vibes. The sunlight is glistening on their sparkling skin and she's a vampire. It's insane. Yeah. And so he saw this and he's like, awesome. Like cool. And he's like, so like, he literally like clad. And he's like, OK, all right. I'm going to let you guys get to it. And let me know what it's done. Like so fun. And Marcus literally stands up and goes, I knew. Foyalizes. It took everything in him to sit up and think about. It took his whole ass to say. And he's like, get the fuck out of here because I'm going to go shit my pants. Get the fuck out of here because I have been sitting with this gaspane for a long time. And it's about to come to fruition. So get out. I just, I was like, I feel like I would have to be like, thank you Marcus for sitting through this. I know you would. Thank you. Foyal innocence. I was like, I'll love that. You never visited anybody that's on that tin. I love it. Not like that. But I'm going to say that to everyone who leaves my home next Christmas Eve. Yeah. Any guests we have in the pod lab before they leave, I'm going to say, thank you. Foyalizes. So just know that. So hopefully all future guestless into this one episode, that is about twilight for some reason. So they know. We'll point you to it. So they leave. And as they leave, a big, giant tour group full of men, women, and children are coming into that room. And Bella's like, what the fuck? And Edwards, like, you should probably look this way. And as the doors close, you hear them all screaming. Because they didn't get to kill. They didn't get to kill Edward. They didn't get to kill Bella. So that's like, pent up shit. Yeah. So they went nuts on those women and children. It's pretty gnarly. We see back home at Bella's house, she's, you know, in bed talking to Edward. It's a whole thing. We should never be allowed in her house again after leaving her in the middle of the woods. And he's not wearing a search party. He's not. He says he's not. OK, that's good. Charlie does not know. He's not. OK, wonderful. Yeah, because they have a whole discussion about how he's sorry and he failed her. And they'll never do it again. And Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob's whole thing. And then they're going to expand the impact together. And then Charlie comes in and I said, I'm here. And Charlie's like, hey, don't fucking do that to me ever again. And she's like, I won't. And he's like, no seriously don't. And then before he leaves, he goes, and you're grounded for the rest of your life. And I was like, honestly, he's so bad. It's great parent-to-lad. Proper parenting. Yeah. Proper parenting. Absolutely. And next to him on the wall next to the door is a painting of wolves. And it's very much in the shot. In Bella's room. Yeah. There's a painting of wolves. I noticed that. Interesting. And this is when Edward says like, it's going to take a long time for him to, for him to be. And she's like, yeah. And he's like, well, I'm not breaking all at, like, I'm not breaking his rules because he said, I can't step foot. It's through the front door. And he's like, and I came in through the window. That's a loophole, which I was like, you're a fucking nightmare. You're every parent's nightmare. Yes. You didn't say I couldn't come in the window. That was fucking implied. You dumb shit. You better put it in writing when you banned somebody from this house. In writing. You're not coming through the front door, back door, side door window. Yeah, you're not burrowing underground. You're not, no way. You can't be in this house. No, it's by any means. Any means. And you can't be on the property. It's like, you're a fucking nightmare. I can't even be on my street. Yeah. I don't even care if you live here. You're a victim. God damn it. From my street. And he literally says at some point to her, because they're talking again about, oh, they're in the car. And she's like, we should wait until after graduation, because that will be chillier for Charlie. If he turned me after we graduate, blah, blah. And he's like, at one point, he says, we can figure out something to tell the Voltery. Like, I'm not changing you. I'm not changing you. And I was like, you're annoying. It is. It is annoying. It is annoying. And honestly, I was with her on this because she's like, you're dumb. And so they go to Edward's house and she's like, oh, no, like, I want to take a vote. I want all your family to take a vote if they think I should be turned. And at one point, he says something and she literally turns around to him and she goes, shut up. And I was like, oh, you're ready to be a couple. I was like, you're ready for lifelong partner. You absolutely are because there will be moments for the rest of your life. You turn around and say, shut up. And so she's like, take a vote. So, you know, Alice is like, I already consider you a sister. My votes, yes. Jasper says it would be super sick to not want to kill you all the time, Valid Rosalie. She votes no. And she gives a very, like, I think her, she, her hits so hard. And especially because we'll find out more about her backstory in the next movie. And she says, this is not the life I would have chosen for myself, which I was like, oh, I'm in. I'm out because she's right next to her. And she says, and I wish someone had been there to vote no for me. Yeah. Which is, I'm like, she cares about that thing. That's the thing. Actually, that proves in that moment that she does care about it. Because she would have just said, yeah, sure. Yeah. Like, who gives a shit? I thought it was so poignant. Like, I think that's such a good, you literally sit there and you're like, fuck, yeah, Rosalie. That's a girl's girl. Yeah. Like, that's a girl's girl right there. I need you to remember that in the book, Edward breaks a TV about this. Oh my God, I didn't remember that at all. He breaks a TV after the vote in the frequently asked questions from New Moon on Stephanie Meyers site. It says what did Edward break in the living room after the vote? Edward ripped in half into halves a 60 inch plasma TV that the Collins had shipped in from Korea because it's not available in the States yet. And it was a bit annoyed. What a little bit. Can you imagine? So who's your wife? Yeah. Who's your lifelong partner? Yeah. Like, what's going on? Well, you're ripping a Korean TV in half. You're ripping a Korean TV in halves. Yeah. Like, because you have to change me. That's dumb as hell. And also, like, what are we voting for? The Valtteri already. He's lit him and Rosalie in the only standouts too. Because Emmett's after Rosalie says that very poignant, very like, you know, that should give you a moment. He's like, fuck, yeah. And he's just like, oh, yeah. And see that those are the moments when you turn around and you go, shut up. Shut up. And Esme says, I've always considered you part of the family anyways. And Karla says, this is really the only way. Like he's like the, he's like, he's going to want to vote. And he's like, the Valtteri is going to make this a problem when we just have to do it. So because it was like the Valtteri will kill your whole family. Yeah. So just fucking do it. It's not, it's just not that deep. Like, it's really not. She wants to be a vampire, a letter, a vampire. That's a thing. She wants it. She wants it. I'd be like, why don't you want to hang out with me for eternity? Exactly. I'll be my problem. Yeah. But they get back in the car. He's not pleased. Jacob ends up standing in front of the car shirtless and directing him into the woods. So they go in there. They love to be directed into the woods. They love being directed into the woods. Jacob is literally like, I'm not letting you do this. And she's like, yeah, you don't have choice. It's my choice. A little does she know? And he's like, he's like, okay, motherfucker. I caught treaty. And he was like, the treaty says that you can't buy to human. So or else like all bets are all. And he's like, yeah. And he's like, there will be no peace between vampires and like treaty will be off. Like that's it. And then and he's like, and he says to her, like, if this happens, I'm not like, I'm not responsible for what happens after because like, because you'll be a vampire. This is the way it is. Like I will have to be your enemy. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like a really rough scene. You feel really bad. And at one point like him in Edward go toe to toe. And like he changes into a wolf. It's like a whole thing. And it kind of ends there with, you know, I think is it this where Edward, he asks her to marry him? That's it. And is this where Edward though at first, he says like, we're going to find a way around this. Oh, he asks her. He's like, how about five years, give me five years. And she's like, no, like this wouldn't know at this point. I'd be like, you got to shut the fuck up. I know he's really annoying about it. Put up or shut up. What else do it? Yeah. She's like, anybody else do it. Like Carl, I'll do it. Yeah, he'd be so careful. He seems fine about it. He's pretty good at it. He's done it a few times. Yeah. And kind of like he tried to negotiate and he's like, you're really stubborn. And then he's like, okay, I'll do it. But I'm one condition. Marry me. And he says, marry me, Bella. He proposes an evolve while they're driving. Not the proposal of my dreams. I don't even think were they even in the car yet. I think they were still in the woods. Oh, my God. Are they still in the side of the road? They're still in the side of the road in the woods. And he doesn't even get down on one knee. And it was right after Jacob left like in tears. Oh, and he's like, this seems like a good time. No, he doesn't get down on one knee. I don't think. No ring. It's, it's a real amidst chaos. It's a real, a real move. But you know that sent Bella into orbit. Yeah. She, she's excited. Well, so are we. I feel like so are we, because eclipse is a whole other. I really like eclipse. Eclipse is like so much. It happens. Eclipse, honestly, the next three movies. Is it three movies? Yeah, because yeah, because breaking down is broken into two. The next three movies I remember being so much fun. Yeah, because I think new moon for me, that bomber was kind of like, it dipped for me. And I was like, the eclipse comes back because eclipse brings it back. There's like, there's like a war basically being. Yeah, you start like seeing other pieces. Direct puzzle and I remember. The love triangle gets way more intense. And remember Victoria is still in these streets. She is still in these streets. We didn't get rid of her. No, we did not. So, so get ready for that. We hope you keep listening. And we hope you keep. We did. We did. I would crazy you would not you could keep it vampy where wolfies yeah, yeah, sparkly sparkly and weird you