Ep 609 - Mega Heider (feat. Corey Heider & Nate Marshall)

Wow Wow West But I was just saying what a joyous occasion it was to meet up you were telling us about the people of where was that Pittsburgh The tribes tribe Inca's an Aztec's yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not the one we was talking about to knock the lawn just a moment ago to knock the long Yeah, and I just like that. Yeah, it's a great finally settled On straight wheel power. Yeah, they waited. They didn't settle. You know what I mean? So ladies out there don't settle True. What do you think of the modern dating market right now? Oh, man? Well, I'm glad to be out of it Yeah, I am brother cuz it is it's like doing bass fishing in the porta-potty out there brother No, bueno, no bueno No, no, hold on to Nate's point it is easy. Yeah You might be knocking turds around like this point. You're gonna catch a lot Nothing I'd want to eat yeah Yeah, yeah, I peed in a porta-potty like two days ago I don't know if this was on purpose But somebody clogged up the urinal in the porta-potty with toilet paper It looked like it like a somebody did it intentionally and it's like why Create a hell yeah, why would you want to disable the P option you're gonna hurt the only guy trying to help you. It was really weird I was like I have a theory about homeless people that they thrive in fucked up conditions Like they want it as bad as possible and then when the porta-potty now they see a porta-potty They're like not not asking enough clogging with paper towel or toilet paper piss on it make it reek Some money some men want money someone power some just want to watch the world burn What's the nastiest porta-potty you think you're a party dude I've seen one that breached no Breach water. Yeah, no not breach water The fucking portal of sea level cuz she was You would have been penetrated by everything They must have a stem ladder that would have truly been Montezuma survey There was a fucking mountain I'm telling you I believe you but I'm telling you I didn't think that was yeah I could you what what here? Okay, so here's the dynamic of it the last two three people last serious game changing last person Cuz they would have done last four or five pounds That's the peak that dude that had it had to have been an agent really you know I mean get down on a squat Japanese squad, yeah, but they had him in facing the outboard wall not the door every funny, too It was just a single it was just a mountain of diarrhea, but then a Usually I've been eating broccoli and rice and chicken. It's just a 12 inch or turns Usually goes the other way I get the plug and then the break cuz on keto. You know what I mean? You get that cheese plug cussed For two days or you get one that you turn sometimes you see it. Oh you did a full you that's what's been happening Trying to go back on the one way you can't be When you poop and it's a shape of your intestines and you're like You clean that out you like I'm good for at least you know 18 inches in there How's he uh, so how was the keto going how long you've been on keto? Oh dude on and off so I started started Seriously, dude, I was like 385 pounds. I got to either die from this or figure something out True. I was like I could eat salad to go to the gym every day and I was like no that sounds like some bit shit I can't dude. I'm with the gym one time. It's like I'm sweaty I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna go home figure it out And then I saw an internet article that said if you eat hot dogs wrapped in cheese until you feel like you're gonna have a heart attack Like run that six seven months cuz Six seven months just run it dude, and that's what I did every day. I was wait brother I would there would be times where I walk past me. I'd be like who the fuck. Oh my god Second dude my peak was 385. Oh so touching fours. Yeah, dude touching fours That's what bro and this is like I used to watch Robin big back in the day and big was so big like You probably don't notice probably never knew this a home scale typically only goes to 330 pounds They're like if you're bigger than that go to the hospital. Does it say error? Yeah, it's just zero. It's just like yeah error error on the electric ones or the other ones Oh, I love them ones because at least you can still tell you're like 330 plus I should you know it would just be like no Yeah, so back in the day right me and my boy was scrapping metal for drugs just like any good hard-working America And we was at the scrap yard right and there was this guy that looked like the dude that live in the pit in water world That's the only way I can describe him Never seen the Sun bro. He just lived in scrap. He died by scrap Bro, he didn't leave his shed his scrap shed. Yeah, and I went in there and he had the scale and I was like how high that go He's like 25 3500 pound. I was like I stand on it. You know, if I stand on it real quick. He's like 385 He's like goddamn boy. Yeah, that ain't good. Is it and I was like how much just trying to like divert I was like how much you get for for a scrapping somebody like that. He's like after you boy a man down to the bare minerals They're only worried about 12 11 cents That's either the first joke this guy has ever told or we should get the fuck out of here I'm gonna say stainless steel dude. It was a stainless steel hospital cabinet Wade about 400 pounds. I'm gonna say it's me and Not bad hall. Oh, dude. We just make for a haul like that. Oh dude. We made like four or five part 30s If they think you're on drugs you don't get the real scrap I know dude, it's like a bartering system. No, I know I stole it But I've seen in action. I've seen like to do like tweakers come up and like a shopping cart full of wire Yeah, they do they're like $30. I'm looking at it like Looks like a little more than that. You get like a tweaker price. They rip you are they just fucking crusty No, you're just like, yeah, right up. They know you'll say yes to anything. Yeah, so yeah, it's really funny Bert yeah, you got your burnt wire dude the scrap game especially on any job site It's there's more problems on a job site due to the scrap and how it's getting like, you know Who gets it? It's people are people's like sneaking it stealing it. It's I've it's just like a never-ending drama. It's insane. Yeah, that's like literally 20-25% of my job is calling the cops because someone stole the fucking copper pipes Yeah, you know, we got a reef on the whole house. Yeah, dude. It's just wow Yeah, people go through your hat like your entire house and just just start out. Yeah, dude It's like trying to keep apples away from raccoons. You ever do that? No Bro, they'll break through your house vets. They will sneak through your fucking vents like Tom Cruise and Mission fucking impossible They will scale down. They will unlock your door. Let in a honey I had one try to break it. I think I told you before I had a raccoon try to break into the crib I just had his little this is back when I was living in Jersey just a paw reaching through like where my My air conditioner was like close. It just so it's a little ball. I just grabbed my hatchet. I was about to hatch it Paul My neighbor had pet raccoons And he fed it Urkel cereal Yeah, I remember going up there. I remember being like, damn, I never had Urkel cereal So Cool they were actually raccoons are cool. They're cool ass animals, but they're just bear family technically So we should probably You know the way I found you actually was a branded from rough house. Yeah, that's why yeah He's the man. There's got do the videos are so good just going through, you know, so what do you do? What do you explain? Okay, your thing? Okay, okay? So I'm a contractor by trade, right? But all the houses see this is the hook, right? It's like one of them magic Paul monkey Paul genie wishes Yeah, right like you get to be a contractor, but every house should go into his fill with shit and diapers and dead things Job It's better than being like the home Depot installer guy there I think they're like absolute underworld of contractors the guy who puts in like a door a screen door from Home Depot It's like like dude Nate you could sign up today. It's just be that guy and be the guy I would like them you get there you go. I gotta go two flights of steps. That's an additional $37 Bring this shit Screen charging me extra shit. He's like, do you want the really long nail that like sets it in like deeply? I'm like that'd be nice like that's an additional $59 like dude. What the fuck? Nicol and diamond you bro Home Depot contractors come out and it's it's the old dog and pony show It's like they get there. They're like a fucking Vegas escort. They're like they show up It's like I thought it was 300 bucks like well, that's to get here You need to get your own contractor that would be tight dude. What do you know what's stopping you do it lack of knowledge Grab one grab one grab just grab a dirty just a dirty thick man somewhere out Stay dirty thick man out in the street somewhere, you know what I mean? You be like, what are you up to huh? You want to be on my retainer you want to be on retainer? I used to my I used to Pain houses with my friend spud and he was he like trained me I can like I can actually house paint this one thing Okay, but he was all mechanic. He was all technical So I would do a lot of like talking to the people for him So I know how I know enough and he would laugh because I know enough. I'm good with like lingo Yeah, I can like bullshit and really make it seem like I know what I'm talking about So I would you know, I would he don't get a kick out of me because I'd walk around customers like oh, yeah Okay, I like talk talk talk turn him like dude. What the fuck are you? So yeah, I could be I could be the guy with the iPad like the clean tucked-in polo that shows up being like yeah All right, let me have one of my guys I Yeah, 500% mark no idea you you made the monkey pawl genie wish you got your wish to be a contractor But you it's it's like the underworld of like just fucked up houses terrible recording it dude It's I got so used to it though. It's crazy. We can get used to yeah That's not me bro. That's why I see my buddy's granddad who was in norm I seen the way he looks at fire and I'm like how do you get used to that? You know what I mean? He just looks at it like he's seen piles of bodies burn And now I'm just saying and now I go It's a wild look to see a man's eye way just stared at a flame like you anyone you want to move So you walk into the houses and you just you're ready you're you go in glazed over completely What's the worst thing you've seen I think you may have showed I may have showed you and we may not be able to talk about On you. Can we talk? Yeah, can we talk? What's the rules? I don't know talk about anything I think you just can't show it on okay, so there's this one time that you know Well you go in the house and first off ground rolls you break into the house. Yeah, right? So what I do looks a lot like crime Which is great because that's what I used to do too My alley right so we break in the second floor window right because it was unlocked you go up screw up Do what ladder through the roof? Okay? You go in the house. They all stink. Yeah, right? Cuz what do they feel with you don't know is there is there a rat king in here? We don't know We don't know dude. We're not familiar So you go in through whatever bedroom you just came through right and he's like with the brain Are you like straight through a window something straight to the wind there could be people in there? Yeah, that's a scary part. Yeah with the bang. I got a gun Got brass knuckles, you know, I mean all that shit just walking through tough as shit I Go back to jail Absolutely in a whole house stinks right so because the fridge had been unplugged for Christ knows, you know I mean, so the whole thing is just from ground levels is no way No, so when you go in there and there maybe has been a lady laying face down in the kitchen for 11 months You might not know right away. You might not know right away. They don't tell you that, you know, I mean paper work usually So yeah, what do you do when you find that like what's the next? No, you have to Not on my watch buddy No, no, no, you give the double tap real quick With the play dead trick stab me in the neck you measure twice and cut once So that's yeah, you got to give the tap to make sure you don't turn your back on the corpse No, I've learned that from every movie and I'm not fast If you're already on the ground is the only shot I got Windiness zombie, but do curb stomp out cut Someone across the dead alright, so sometimes yeah, okay, what did you really feel the first time? That's even at a funeral. I'm kind of jarred at the view. I don't care Yeah, I mean I'd see I had a real fucked up childhood that we're not allowed to talk about ever I know I promised everyone I wouldn't I wouldn't ever say but yeah, so compartmentalization Is like boy. She's on point, bro Wasn't I being therapy right now? I mean I'm fucked up on the street somewhere became fun base Yeah, I was like you got two two two two choices here, bro You can either get real fucked up or you know the life of the party. Okay, what are we gonna do? Got two avenues cousin. Okay, let's never talk about any of this shit again I always say if I had a nickel for every time I got my lesson. I've won nickel. I never talked about Oh Say wait, what was the question? You just talk about it. Yeah, you're still counting right who locked in They ain't nothing gonna break my stride ain't nothing gonna hold me down. Absolutely. Absolutely not so okay, dad grandma That's okay. We should have other jobs to do okay, so hold on. Let me call somebody which is 911. No, that's not an emergency Let me find Local number real quick. Yeah, I need an old priest and a young priest And maybe a f-250 super duty with a morgue slab in the back. Maybe okay You call the guy who collects deer. Do I ever tell you about the guy who collects deer? No, brother You should get his Instagram, but I don't think he can work a phone. He got them thumbs But anyway, so this guy right You gotta ask you can't afford it So anyway, okay, so I'm driving down the street, right and I see this guy cut off Dale Earnhardt shirt, right? Hat on Glasses on the hat not even on his fucking eyes, right marble hanging out of his mouth real loose real fuck Oh, hope is the only thing holding that thing in Open his dry ass lips from being in the sun and chucking deer all day So he's got okay, so he's got a 1999 Chevy Silverado 5 3 fucking great motor and he all Rust it out right bed falling off the fucking thing. Yeah already stacked with deer ranging from them. I fuck it still looks good to Jerky cuz straight jerky that boy had been blatant bleeding out for weeks And he is on the side of the road cigarette hanging out bare hands I can't man now cuz it's like he grabs his motherfucker and just heaps it on the pile and gets no gloves Short cut off. Yeah, brother at the same shirt. No shower. Oh, I'm like this guy be stacking corpses dirty So that goes back to the point you can get used to a lot of shit for money We're where'd you encounter this guy on the side of the road? Where else do you get deer? He was getting the dead deer's not yours. Yeah, I mean roadkill. I'm sorry. Yes Pennsylvania. Yeah, where the the roads are scattered with corpses. Yeah, he was like the streets of Germany. Yeah, it's crazy Probably fucking what are the Duncan Heinz points or whatever? People eat roadkill he might have been munching it Probably takes a picture like well p $25 a corpse just stack them and take them to the dump Cuz that's what they do. They take them to dump I've also been on the other end of that where I'd unload a u-haul on a start a fucking deer corpses Oh, I'm like trying not to step on like sorry buddy Program we can take deer corpses to the dump and get some money. I've never been you what I mean We usually stop at plasma, right? That's usually where people sink As far as legal ways to get money scrap metal plasma, yeah, I've never been deer corpse Deer corpses wild that's like an eight. It's like a 1830 fur trader. Yeah, those guys are like trapped varmint I didn't even do it for the fur though. He's do for love of all true Some antlers, maybe that's kind of nice keep you from the urge to really murder. Yeah, if you want like people bodies Yeah, fuck around with these poke it. Yeah, so homeless people before I thought Yeah Therapy because we Yeah, you could you could hookers get murdered a lot too. That's sad. That's sad. They're just doing a service for their community I know that's what I'm making you come and then you kill them. That's not even fair and then you come again Only in grant that thought out Yeah, I don't like you when hookers get killed Murderer homeless guy though is pretty it's pretty gnarly dude. Yeah, I would never but you know, it's just fun to joke about Yeah, I mean, it's maybe more fun choking them to death too. You're down. So I had a funny enough I got in my car the other morning get in my car the other morning I was driving I had like run early. So I was like a little sweaty It wasn't you know get in my car and I'm like fuck I saw someone had rifle through my glove box I'm like fucking homeless guy went through my car and then they call my fucking stinks like a homeless guy and I'm like driving and I was like I think that's me actually And I was like, I think it's both of us. I think the homeless guys must be in there No, no, no, he was no, no, I didn't think you about the hit the brow in the back seat Yeah, dude. No, he I didn't even check. I should have checked. Yeah, dude. Just that mirror. True He's just in there. I might leave him a snack in my car. Just I don't care. You know, I mean, it's like He didn't take anything from me. There's something I get it But there's something that just bugs my soul when I know somebody I'm worried I'm worried he's gonna beat off in my car that would piss me off Soup kitchen I'll be pissed dude if they come in there. There's not just one of them. They gang up for that. That's a group That's a homeless group activity. Oh, so I broke into your car. Yeah, never heard a dirty mic in the boys Brother, that's a real thing that happens. Yeah, really? Yeah, they made a soup kitchen on this guy's Prius What? Yeah on the other guys in the movie never seen it dirty mic in the boys No, I wonder if I left but you don't think if I left like it's like some chap stick and applesauce and water He's gonna be like, oh, do you not say that you don't change his life? You don't say don't feed the deer More and more I wouldn't mind that though just We have a ring cam Just to see how many that'd be nice just crazy opponents five guys. Wait a second business idea You get your own bait car or just buy a new car and use a crv as a bait car. Okay, or your car. I'm sorry. We love that I don't know. Yeah, he doesn't Use the accord as a bait car. Okay. Yeah, and then you just put it in your driveway And you just bait it for all these homeless to come in there to be a good live Like if one of them eagle cams up in the woods, which is all homeless in austin bro I ran into one. So remember we've talked about you said hey be careful the homeless people. They're a little bit brazen Yeah, I was like, it's okay. I know how to choke them. I know rear naked choke. It's real strong So this guy right i'm wandering around the streets last night and this guy comes up to me. He's like he keeps Yeah, this is my dude, right? And he's like you got a cigarette. I was like, nah, man, I don't even smoke and I left all my zinn in the hotel room I'm like, I'm cooked bro. He's like you got a dollar. I was like, no, bro I was like, no, bro. I was like everything's cash. I'm just mimic him, right? No, bro, I was like, I got none of the cash and right and he's like, oh, he's like fuck I was like, I know I don't know what we're gonna do And he's like, all right, man. Good luck, brother And I'm like, yeah, thanks man And I like walk away and he walks away right I'm like Averted right and I was like walking three minutes later same dude Hey, buddy. I was like, buddy I was like, it's you again. I was like, you remember from like six minutes ago and I started tweaking, right? I was like, six minutes ago I was like, did you get a cigarette yet? And he's like, no man, fuck and I was like, I know dude. We're cooked, bro Just assimilate you just joined him. Yeah In Austin, I am the dead center between the homeless In the upper the sophisticites Okay, I'm dead fucking square. So the first Cross the street You have a homeless man looks me in the eye. They ask for money I'm like, so I could be either one you're either one you have a point in each world So I talked to all the well-dressed people in elevators real nice and I act super homeless to the homeless people Your coach was like, bro, we both like where are we? What are we gonna do? Well, I did enjoy the fact so flying out here. I put you in first class You're trying to make first class. I think so, right? I don't know. I wouldn't know fucking first class in third class the seats big Yeah, and there was there just two of you in a row or three. There was three There was a space my wife gave me comfort plus. I'm gonna call her okay Is that good or bad? I was happy. How many people were with you? There was two people there was uh on the way there on the way here There's two people on the way to Baltimore. There was one person Seen in between us, but you were not allowed to set your bag there or he would look at you funny the whole time So you were in the front. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I was the first like if someone down. I'm the first motherfucker Yeah, so you're not hell you hell you were in first class. Yeah, I'm about to call my wife and say that was first class Stop it. Why are you treating me like this? I had to I'm literally white trash. What are you doing? You gotta start brown. You gotta build up dude. No, I wanted I wanted to unleash you Did you try to make a flight buddy so many times and they were just shutting you down. Absolutely not. Yeah, the one lady I don't know if I could say this, you know, uh, hippa hippa Are you no, she oh, dude, I was peeping her friend the whole time. Well, she's sitting right there and she had Wi-Fi I'm like, how the fuck she get Wi-Fi. So I was like this. I was like, oh, she was that king of queens. I love that And I know all the words I didn't even need the volume And she kept looking at this fucking seating chart for a stadium for a softball game, right? And it was in massachusetts and I knew he was going to austin And I was just like I got to figure out something to start a conversation with her, right? And I didn't want to say, oh, you just went to the bathroom. Did you take a dump? Like what was that about? Was that cool? And so she came back and I was like, oh, you go and do a game and she was like no And she like hit her phone and put it in her pocket. I was like, okay I'm just I'm gonna fuck off for the next two hours and look out my window because I got the window seat and another outburst like that I'm gonna close the fucking shade. So You got one more of those lady Maybe if you're a phone peeping you try to make a conversation not a phone peeping. Yeah, that might not be a good idea I don't I don't I phone peep dude. I phone peep. You can't let people know your phone peep it Let it go You're going to a cave. I I saw a guy in like an airline uniform one time on his phone I'm like sitting next and I'm like looking down and it was full like did you fuck this person? It was like and then it was like him texting that person and they were going back and forth and I was like scandalous Yeah, it's very scandalous, dude. I was getting rocked up I'm not phone peeping. I just have a massive erection for other reasons I was just clocking his affair. I'm like fuck you this fucking pilot's having an affair. That's of course. He is Why I will see you a pilot don't marry a pilot. Okay, if you're out there and you're married to a pilot brother Come on. What are you gonna do? Why well, like he's about to go fly to plane. No, he was he was like doing like civilian flying So you don't like this flight attendants and pilots sometimes just hop on the plane Dude, that'd be a he was doing that I was next to him and I was just clocking his phone A lot of older people too have that giant font. Yeah, I could read it from 40 yards away I saw this Instagram really the other day was just a lady at the Spurs game like there's so many Mexicans here I didn't know they could afford it. It was just her Do you know why they can afford it because they work hard And there are very industrious people you should do your own text at the game Was that the game where they won the like last second shot? I don't know what game Just like a random, you couldn't even see the players or just was the people zooming in on the ladies It's also a funny way to select photoshop people's phones and just write the most Damn, it's fucked up. I would she text that it's crazy. That's a power move. 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I'll be at phoenix the celebrity theater I'll be in phoenix at the celebrity theater and then Tucson, arizona on saturday Guys, i'm sorry. I'm just so sleepy. I woke up before 30 this morning unintentionally jack-o'd-out woke up before 30 and um Just got after it guys. I'm exhausted. I'm bushed I'm absolutely bushed right now, but I won't be bushed when I'm in phoenix and then Tucson this weekend So come on out guys. There's a um, there's a link To my website matt mccusker.com In the show description or something in some box beneath this video Please come We're doing if you don't want to come don't come somebody do I'll be shredded by summer I'm actually on track to genuinely be shredded by summer. So that's You know, you can't have it all But I will be shredded either way guys. Have a good night. Please go dude, I've uh So apparently there's people out there now like you know when you see those like instagram videos of like I can make 10 grand online. You know, I'll show you how to do it I this one guy was watching his video And he said he just like has chat gbt. He's like writing very sad fucked up story And then he gets the street like looks through because yeah, that's pretty fucked up Then he goes sore or make a video about this and then he just has ai just write these like clickbait weird Or like write the story that has a thing ai do the video and he just spams them online and goes rich One of them's gonna hit and go viral and you make like 10 grand a month off of just one and he's like I work for like 20 minutes Yeah, so that's such a weird. Yeah, it's like those guys who like bet against the stock market You don't do anything really and it's so easy though like as soon as you say it it's like oh, I Yeah, I click them all the time. Yeah, what the fuck yeah You would have to go to the gym regularly because you would never get tired from doing that No, you would sleep terribly you would actually yeah, we're just sitting at home all day just Making ai fuck itself. That's okay Just watching ai beat off over itself and like you're sad stories. We can clickbait people There is something sad about that too. I was watching like man. That's kind of empty. Yeah It won't work if he made make great stories make happy stories like and then put those in videos It'll get no traction. I know it doesn't get it's gotta be fucked up and say it's like a sad thing Like as in her child died and she got ran over by a train and people like oh, it's just a nurse being like oh my god Oh, that's terrible. I'm feeling my own emotions Who was the guy because you see like was the guy Indian guy? I was like a white guy. It's like a young Young white hot shot. Yeah Indian guy Bro They are you think they're ai heavy? I that's what I there's a thing I've been noticing all I you know I've told you before to my my algorithm is all thoughts, but I've been noticing it's been sliding in ai thoughts and every now and again the captain's like it's like they forgot to hit the translator or whatever and it's just Indian chip, but it's like it's just ladies It's just super real looking ladies that you gotta like squint and like notice weird movements or notice that they're all Doing the exact same thing, but they're like quiet and they have like they're verified accounts with only fans linked to them They're like doing That's what you said the engines are up to right now Pimpin the fake lady Also pulled over to What's wrong with engines? I don't know I thought we eradicated that we're in the 18th fucking hundreds, but we can bring it back Well, I'm talking about indians from india. I don't okay. We'll see how that yeah I'm sorry dude. I'm very expressive. I I literally have no filter and I try I shouldn't have no that's fine. We call them in I should have called indians Calling the indians from india engines This makes me I don't even know yet. Dude. That's like that's like second generation That's like and that's like racial inception I Just go over to indian be like you native american and we think oh shit. Yeah fire back dude clap back What is fun? Isn't that a whole thing from christopher columbus thinking he was like getting to india? Yes Look at these fucking guys. Yes. That's how fucking stubborn white people are dude. It's fucking crazy to me Because they call they're called indians. It didn't I should have stuck. That's crazy That'd be like you point up to a red light and being like that's a purple light and everyone be like no That's absolutely red light and you're like, well, we'll just kill everyone enough people call it a purple It seems pretty purple to me, huh? Let's keep that rolling. We'll name baseball teams after and everything Yeah, we've been Native Americans kind of like they're like no we're like a irikoi or a gonkwin or whatever So it's just funny like nah, we came out with your name. That's what you guys are Pretty rough pretty yeah, dude. I wish we did boss on some level, but it's not good I was pretty kind of boss to be like nah look like this is your guys identity. We figured it out for you We're not going to learn the rest I wish if there was anything we could have culturally appropriated From the Native Americans that have been the naming system. We brought that over from europe, bro. Come on. I want to be running dog I'm with you on that bro. Wouldn't that be great? Nighthawk Nighthawk senior That's my grandpa crazy squirrel. You'd love them Yeah, their naming system was I'll give you that it was it was sick I'm I'm for I you know nobody's with me on this one, but I'm all about a Native American president Yeah, let's go everyone. We've never had a Native American president I feel like he would turn on the whites you guys will be letting it happen What are you talking about after after what y'all did to them? You think they're not quietly holding a grudge? Let's open up this. I didn't do anything I know I know now, but historically True. They got the little grudge in the back there just on those I was driving around phoenix before and like just the parts where they put your people look like Shit out there. It is not good Like you hit like green and then it's just you just it just turns back into the desert as soon as you hit the Reservation, that's what you get. They got some bomb lands for sure Yeah, dude. I was in the wind river just like he said bro wind river mountains in Somewhere, Wyoming, montana. I don't know. I was driving. Yeah pay attention Um And you came up and like he said bro. It was green mountains beautiful White people landed and then it was just barren desert and like welcome to the Indian reservation And right i'm from uh, this little town pensable I'll pay like a near Pittsburgh and I was on this Indian reservation right nothing around Can we three hours and 10 minutes to drive there through nothing and I go in this little steak Little convenience store monument gas station. Everything's dusty bro. I pull off this thing is Dalalo Fucking and I was like that's from my hometown. I was like, there's no way I didn't know that was a national thing And I looked and I was like, no made in jennet, Pennsylvania. I was like Oh, what truck came out here, bro? What is Dalalo? It's Dalalo is like a little italian market in a fucking suburb of Pennsylvania like I don't even know it's not Pittsburgh. It's not greensburg Like there's I don't think there's anything I could say that and it made it all the way out to the res brother Brother in wyoming. I'm like, how how'd you get out here little guy? I just want to take him back home I'll take you back Come back nobody talks about the Native Americans ever it's like it's they get like the littlest bit of lip service at like liberal colleges every now and again That's also kind of like a weird thing but just we're gonna acknowledge the fact of this land. Anyway, here's what we're building here It's gonna be awesome. You guys get casinos. Let's get it Yeah, I'm dude. The Native American president could be sick. Yeah could be dude fucking the peace pipe in the oval office I mean that would honestly be the best thing. You know, awesome. She's sitting down with zz and pinging smoking a peace pipe Dude, it would be so fucking especially I I would like to and I don't want to get political here But I would like to get away from uh having like 87 year olds as the president. Yeah You can't have like a guy's cognitive decline. We need JFK to Tokyo drift a guy's got not much time left on here just making all our decisions. No, dude We need yeah, we need I would say 50 is like the perfect age. Can I kind of have one more counter argument against the Native Americans? They have historically taken so many L's. I don't know if you don't know if you put them in We just went through a series of them taking L Um, she's thinking about his country. Okay. Okay. Are you ready for this? So let's look at the other side of the coin. Okay, so if you've taken every L possible You've learned every fucking way to not do that shit again. That's how I got where I am today Yeah, it's up. It's up. True. True. I learned every lesson the hard mother fucking way. You're making a good point What's the hardest lesson you ever learned? Oh my god, dude. Look both ways before you cross that mother fucking road. Oh, yeah, you got hit by a car cousin What kind of car uh dodge shadow 93 es trim How fast was it go I mean 45 miles an hour In a 25 cousin. Oh, I was 315 pounds at 13 years old while my dad stolen trek mountain bike. I stole it from him. He didn't steal it Yeah, it was rightfully. He has I had no fucking right taking it So let me bust this story down Got time. Let me bust this story down. Okay. So your boy was at home skipping school We're not supposed to be doing it and his dad's bike was in the basement the nicest possession in the hider household Not ever supposed to be touched by me who broke every fucking thing he ever touched ever I was a nightmare. They called me bits and pieces. I don't even think my mom knew my name She just called me bits and pieces Because that's all the fuck I left And so okay, so I went down to the basement. I stole my dad's bike. It had a digital speedometer. It's important for later in the story foreshadowing So I take it I I dip off. I'm going to go to my boy Brandon's house. I'm a flex on the neighborhood, right? Him pimp. Pimp hooray So I go down and I it's all downhill. So at 315 pounds on a bike downhill. It's an easy game, dude I could I didn't even touch the sidewalk cut. So I get down there. I'm like, yo, look at this bike. It's tight, right? He's like, yeah, good point. Let's go on a bike ride or boy cj. He just got hit by a car on his bicycle We should go visit him. He's in danger. Okay, and I was like That does seem nice, but that's all downhill and then I'm gonna have to pedal all up to get home And it's like really already pedaled down here to get here. I was like, oh, all right. Fuck it, right? Let's do it Let's take them on for the team. Yeah, so I went down visited cj, right? His mom is in the alley telling the story height, bro. We're in johns town. She ghetto. We're height She hit my baby say she only doing 25 mile an hour. I know she wasn't doing no 25 mile an hour She came down to you. Bam. She's like, look at my baby, dude cj 68 pounds soaking wet with a pocket full of change come out call her bone, but bro He looked like fucking tiny tim fucked up. He was ruined dude ruined. So I was like, damn. All right. That ain't good So I was like flex. I got the speedometer on my bike right now I'm gonna come down past 25 mile an hour, right? It's like oh, you're like check it exhibit it You're like, let's get this You can make this boy was on a mountain bike Yeah, so I'm gonna come down to 25 and you gauge right with your eye Calculated eye if that was this is worth my life. Okay, so I go up the hill, right? No, I stretch right and I remember the calves. I got these calves, right? You got crazy So calves are fucking even bodybuilder cam. Thank you. I appreciate it. So Even at like 13 years old. I had about 400 450 pound feet of torque. Okay, so I put that bike in 37th gear straight on When I was again started bro on this downhill, right and I'm looking 21 22 next thing you know Nothing bro. All I hear is glass shatter Entire screech in that order and that's important because she didn't hit the brakes Until after this pack was done because she was well, she wasn't on her phone. We didn't have phones back there But anyway, so she hit right. Okay. And let me tell it right here. So I actually what happened was the bike It was an inferred stop sign. She was doing 45. I was doing 22 and um You probably hit 23 by that Bro, I was locked into the speedometer. I did not even look ahead of me 100% Yeah, so she came and it could have been this which me on the bike her It could have been this where she hit me But it actually happened like this where I just clipped her fender as she was going And it sent me over her hood and then her windshield and roof caught my 315 pound supple child body Okay bent the whole safety cage back and at which point she said, oh fucking shit, right because my ass is in her mouth So Yeah, so she slams the brakes. Okay, and I go yee yee, right? 28 feet through the air another 45 on my left ass cheek And the only reason I know is because it's mostly missing That could be an afterthought if you want to look at that So um a fly right and I didn't I'm so stubborn. I didn't even know what the fuck happened So I go to sit up and like what the fuck and I look over shoes off Brother that happened. Hold on one second Let it happen So I sit up. I'm like, oh shit. God damn, right? And I see a core antenna Down the road, but I'm keeping up with the motherfucker Right, I'm like, oh, that's wild and crazy Okay, I'm moving and then I feel the inertia like you stop it to stop late and I'm looking I'm like I'm sitting in the middle of the fucking street. This is Dangerous, so I go to get up right and I go fat of shit Fat of shit So I go to roll and get up in my little three stage motion that you do Right when you ain't got the upper body strength And um and I go to step off the road and it felt like I step in a pothole and I'm like Johnstown City works Damn it and I look down and it just looks like my shoes off But it's it's still attached to my foot and my calf is just on the ground And my brain says shut it down and started back up something's wrong. So I Bam straight back down, right? And so when I went down I hit my head and all that so I'm out And the whole neighborhood's holding me down. They're like, oh my god, right and they're freaking out, bro And I come to and I'm like branding because that's about my boy. I came with that's the first thing I brand and brand and my 14 year old friend. He can't even look at me, bro He's like he's dying. I can't look at my homie like that cousin Right because what I didn't know is there is a pool of blood Puddling around my waist so your ass. Well, that's I know that now But at the time they just thought my inner organs busted like a water balloon and was leaking out of the closest hole It could find would just happen to be my asshole. Yeah, so everyone's like man dead man walking You know what I mean? They're like, bro, don't move. Don't move. So long story short, they sent me to the hospital They they well, they said we're gonna have to catheterize you and I was like, listen, I'm christian My grandma would not like that We can't be doing that. I don't know what medically. Hey if that will help but I just don't they're like, no We're gonna stick a tube in your dick. I was like, can I be catholic? Is that still on the table? I will be catholic if that's still on the table and they're like, no, we just got a bam so bro Yeah, the point and I was the crazy part. Yeah Like she was starting to get along over dude Bro, she's like hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Okay. We'll hit the choke hold up Bang boy. I was like damn Ah, I don't give you nothing for the day or a few. Dude, it sucked the bed sheet up my ass, bro It had so much fucking momentum, bro. It was insane. How long was the recovery? Uh Way too long. So I was 14. It just this happened 10 days before summer vacation And brian gunlinson if you're still out there, I appreciate you. I'm sorry. I fucked up all your work That was my um Leg specialist So he rebuilt it tibia fibia clean through because my leg wrapped around her a pillar like a snap bracelet So it had dusted everything that was connecting. So they pin and plated it all back together He did a wonderful job But I was a 315 pound fucking 14 year old it was not taken no on summer vacation And I started walking on that and if you look to this day, bro I have the arthritis of a 90 year old man. You'll see me Bro, get if we ever go somewhere in a car for six hours. Watch how I get out make fun of me Recap live stream it brother Brother I make all the noises old people noise Yeah That's fair and my favorite hobby is driving cars that are slammed to the ground and like this is yeah I literally it's like that fucking Leonardo getting out of the on wufele wall street I just lay down and fucking crawl out Yeah, dude sit car now no big deal Pay for it. You like I'm slamming to the ground. Oh dude. Well, it's the only ones that are cool Turn like trucks. Even that'd probably be a whole nother issue. I have to get a fucking ladder Do you so you worry you're gonna? I'm not to you know, take away from almost dying But you worry about scraping the undercarriage You're slam low to the ground. Uh, yeah Me oughta literally my me oughta has stayed are you talking about my asshole because I've done that I'm talking about the car. Okay. I've hit road debris that I felt my ass 100% 100% like you because it's you're right brother cousin You're right there You hit like a bushing that fell off a fucking old truck and that floor panel Like it don't touch you. Yeah, but you feel the floor. Yeah, it's like it's like if you put a fucking trash can a little on your ass And I hit it with a hammer. Oh Oh, that's a close one. So what's up? What's up with this? So, oh me oughta has stainless steel frame rails Okay, because I plan for that. So it literally has 302 stainless steel I could 5050 grind my me oughta down a fuck six status there. That's fucking sick. Yeah, dude As long as I don't blow out the old pan True golden, but if I wrecked that me on fucking it's literally a skateboard So you healed up and do you have to fix your legs after you were like thrashing around? Yeah, well, okay. Well, what do you mean? Like, yeah, they they pinplayed it all together and then after I fucked it all up Right, I went back as an adult and I'm like, I'm sorry guys, right? Oh, yeah, I'm immature I'm new I've grown right and they're like, yeah, you got we could do something like we'll break your fucking leg Right and we'll remove your ankle completely because you can't have arthritis and something you don't have That's that's a cool trick we learned and we'll just fucking mount your foot straight to your fucking leg like cotton hill From king of the hill, you know blow out your ankle and then yeah, and then you could just stab the clutch from your fucking hip like how am I gonna So I was you don't have like ankle flexion. No, there would be nothing I I've never got it done because they're like that's the option. I was like, I'll just deal. Yeah, I'll stay damn you Would have like a gi joe foot Just straight. That's yeah, I was like do I at least get the pick the angle? I was like, what if I want to wear high heels? true I Won six inch pump and a prosthetic like orthopedic fucking should have just went and got the full fucking height surgery Where they like break your legs and lengthen them you could have got you can wire in there types it. Yeah It's called scope creep scope creep. Yeah, that's when you go in So let's say you go in right because you just want to break your leg so you can fix it And you're like, well, why you're in there Why don't you give me extra leg surgery and they're like well, we got this new hydraulic leg surgery to make you jump really high We'll already be in there and like well why you're in there? So now what started out as a $3,000 fixer up or now you're 55 grand in aftermarket supplies. That's scope creep. True. Why you're in there getting the first contract So what's the uh, you know, what's the what's the plan going forward dude? What are you up to in life? Yeah That's a great question, right? True. Just wing it. Yeah, that's what I've been doing so far. I honestly didn't think I'd make it this far I'm one of those people just look back like damn. Yeah, that's a holy shit Huh, because I look back at like all like a lot of the kids I grew up with and stuff, right? And I like even growing up like because I like, you know, there wasn't much Structure there. Yeah, so I was just like man I'm part of pa like where's your pa town like where did you grow up? What's the quote Johnstown? Johnstown, okay Johnstown, Pennsylvania. What's up? Was that was that close as me and Nate drove And uh, we were all we drove from Ohio to Pittsburgh and we were all pumped to see youngstown where bones bone thugs was from That's close, right? Maybe no, I think that's close to Pittsburgh. No, um, it's close to Pittsburgh It definitely is we were like all pumped because we kept seeing youngstown. We're like we were listening to bone thugs the whole time being dorks I thought it was like it's gotta be coming up. We're in Ohio. It's gotta be right here. It's like on the edge Literally, I think it's the last town before you hit Johnstown, Ohio. No, no youngstown youngstown. Yeah, it's for bone thugs Okay, okay I didn't know if you knew it. Yeah. I well, I know of youngstown. Yeah. Yeah. We don't go Oh, it's just another hood. Yeah, I mean, I'm like already from the hood. I don't gotta go Crossword I think about my uncle charge. Yeah, I try every time but yeah, I need to go No, I don't when he took remembering the crossroads when he touched that man's head and his eyes turned black Oh, dude Don't get me started. Oh man. That's why I didn't want to that's You had to edge me on now. I'm here So what's the plan? What's the plan? Keep working, bro. I'm gonna keep doing it. If anybody wants to make me famous. I'll get famous There you go. If you I mean, you know, I'm a you know, just keep grinding out the content I mean, I Can we can we pull up one of the I just want the videos are videos are fucking yeah, I don't want to make me happy What's the the the one you just showed me with the glove? I don't know. I don't know. Oh, yeah No, I never posted that because that's one of those things I never posted because I was like, bro I'm thinking about I don't know if it should go on the screen. He found another here it is. This is This one changed my life We got you dog all day That was probably the most expensive one out here about in the comments My man got deviled egg trays for deviled egg days 27 minute video Yeah This is getting steep It's a lot of devil days. That's crazy. Primarily egg diet So in terms of like encountering people living in the house. I hate that. Yeah, I like finding them dead better Yeah, I would I would lay more particular to God. I would say it's scary dude. One time. So one time Long long time ago. I came into this house, right and just like typical shit, bro I break in I usually don't even think someone's in there because it's so uncommon and um I go in and the house is warm and I'm like, ooh, that's creepy And then I like walk in I get hit in the neck with some drip and I'm like, oh the drip is warm I hate this and then I get in the living room and dude. Oh, oh very important part See this one is not even significant to me. The whole house is a canyon of horde The only thing to walk through is a canyon and it is eye fucking level trash And then you start getting down and it starts getting wetter and wetter and wetter until it turns into dirt Because it's been there so long that you know, this is centigrade. It's just the paper and everything turns back into dirt So i'm like walking through this. I'm like, this is crazy and like I said, it's fucking eye level, dude And I get into the living room and the lights are on it's warm. It's weird But again, you don't assume somebody's fucking in here, dude Like it's so easy for me to like disassociate that somebody lives like that but So this fucking chihuahua fucking yorkie mix bro starts just like Simba in the lion king like prouncing over these fucking canyon towards me barking And I'm like, this motherfucker's eye level like the playing field has been leveled here This is not good for me. Okay. Like usually it's not scary because they're on the ground But this motherfucker's heightened and he has toxic damage too Trudging through shit, dude. I'm scared. Okay So he's coming at me and I hear a voice. Yeah, I forget the dog's name, but she was like get away from him or something I'm like, oh no. I'm like, I'm with the bank I don't know and she's like did marthes and you I was like, I don't know Martha. I'm not and it was dude There was this lady that was Oh big girl You ever see what's he in goba crate? Yeah, you ever see his mom? Yeah, okay. She's a big girl. Look at the trash bro. That's she can't leave Because you know you eat your way and you can't leave because once you get bigger than a door 36 inches So keep a tape measure on deck if you're getting there Because I'm just saying it's gonna be a time that you leave your house for the last time Yeah, she was entombed unless you go out to eat then you won't be able to get back in which is probably a better problem to have Oh fuck so she was she was just part of the house. Yeah, they call that landlocked. Yeah, why can't the why can't the bank just respect that? Yeah $85,000 but I am become one with this Dude, don't shut that shit down throw you in the street and give the The subsidiary to someone who deserves it. I mean they don't deserve. I mean, it's not no I'm sorry. It's not me to say anything about that. But it's it's hard for me to imagine Letting shit go that far right because I yeah, just I've let my life go pretty far And I'm like, I know what it takes to hit a rock bottom Like I couldn't imagine hitting that rock bottom being like this ain't that bad. I know let's keep it rolling Dude, it's amazing. You ever find out we're felling you with drippling your neck sewage sewage. Okay. Just straight from up. Okay. There we go Yeah, my my uh, they're hot shit You know hot shit my uncle got me with that one time. We're all like working together and I had Early a year before prank called my uncle funny enough as the bank because he had just bought this house And he's all he's all pumped up and I called him being like, hey, this is TD bank There's a second mortgage on your home and I had the address and I was like clacking the keyboard the whole time Sound really official sold it sold it dude. He I was like, well, you know, it's like $87,000 second mortgage You didn't you haven't surprised you they didn't come up with that at like title You should have showed you that and there he was like just bugging out I'm like just come down here. We'll figure it out. We'll probably just put a lien in your house Like what's your mother's maiden name? He's like, I'm not telling you god Bad and hung up he ended up calling my whole family. He's calling my dad my and he was just like freaking out They're all like what the fuck that sounds crazy like and then I told my dad what I did and he was like That's the funniest thing in the world So they're all laughing eventually he found out my dad was like dude It was my son. He was fucking with you and uh, my uncle was beholding. He still holds a grudge to this day about his bit obviously Maybe 12 years No, no, that's my cousin. I don't know if Haas Haas would have went to the actually he actually my uncle did go to the bank and started arguing with him Why would you let that cook? I would have broke that for the end of the call me and my cousin in high school And we're like just fucking around calling people. I'm like, oh, this would be funny It was like not even premeditated and it was just a flawless It just fucked them up And uh, we were they were knocking down a xaldu demolition They're knocking down an old grocery store and I was just standing there talking to everyone And he we like saw each other and he just grabbed one of the pipes and bent it towards me and all that nasty water Right. I was like fair fair. I was like, I'll take it fair enough. That's stuff. It's nasty It's the beast move. It's kind of nice. She's like it was like one of those like fat copper pipes Filled it down. It's like, oh those sewage guys are a whole another breed, bro No, I had to call one of my house because like that's not me I'm not feeling around in that and it was like backing up to my basement. Okay, and like my house sits up high So it had this whole slope. Okay, then down to the street. So we're talking 75 feet of three inch pipe filled with doodoo and buku berries Okay, the whole nine bro the whole nine and he's like trying to find it and this and that and the third and he goes Out to the street and there's like a little turn and he turns it and he's like I found it, bro And he jams this fucking giant snake, bro And it hits this thing and he's he's standing right over it like looking down into it like that's I know better than that You shank do that, right? And he busts that thing loose and what happened to be was bacon grease because you know, I'm used to renting I'm sure not. Mm. Yeah So bacon grease and literally If five gallon bucket of undigested peanuts because I was going through a crunchy peanut butter face at that point That's cute. That's cute. Oh, dude And bro, I cannot just there was I literally had to like get the squirrels out of my yard for months because they were like So this thing breaks loose this fucking hard ball of break bacon grease and then like a fire hydrant of peanuts And he's sitting there loving it dude. He's like excited like he was waiting for old faithful to go off and it did You're standing in it, bro. This ain't fucking splash mountain, bro Fuck out of there because yeah, that is That is hella tight. That the pulp plumbing something I could never Just turds all day all day for fun. But at any time you meet a plumber, they felt like they're built for it You know what I mean? Yeah, they're they're that guy true I used to be in the car industry. Well, okay. I used to be in the customer service industry hard Yeah, right because I was a big boy. So my mom was always like you never be getting job working on your field Yeah, not gonna happen. Yeah, let's cut that shit short. You want to ssi check or you want a desk job? You know what I mean? I was like, okay desk job. Good point. So I get right real real real good mom there But um So I go I get desk job after desk job and I'm good at it right because I'm personable Right. I'm likable because we move schools all the time. That's how I got either good friends or you stay alone So let's keep it rolling. So I got good at making friends. So customer service, right and I desk job Desk job desk job, but every six months. I'm like, man, what do you think dying's like it has to be better than this, right? Yeah, so I'm like, man, that's something to think about we'll put that on the back So I'm just gonna keep doing my desk job and trying to figure out why I'm so sad Yeah, right and then the ultimate happened, right my uh, the pandemic happened in this order, bro pandemic happened I almost died in traffic on the way home from getting fired for my job And then as I got home, I got a whole new lease on life made dinner for my wife And she got home and divorced me. Oh and then the next day I wake up and I'm like, okay I don't have a job. I have a whole new lease on life and I'm out of wife What does your boy do? Right and I was like, hmm, let's collect this. I love what pandemic money, right? I'm schizophrenic. I'm not gonna lie, bro. I never know who's showing up for dinner I'm sure well the new lease on life with the fire firing the new lease on life nice sudden divorce. That's like, whoa It within 12 hours, dude. Bing bang, Bing Bing bang and then pandemic. Yeah, so I literally got rebirth I was I woke up the next morning with placenta on me. I was like, this is I've never had such a tangible moment. Okay. Yeah Let's cook dog And getting up for like a couple years there. Well, what was the question? So you that and you rode that right into the pandemic Well that was the pandemic. I got fired because of the pandemic. Hey, like they make me like all like it was all Rabbit Fire bro. So Actually, I got laid off. I was going home from a layoff I got it specified because if anyone's listening like he didn't get fired that day I was going home from a layoff They laid me off and then the guy who laid me off got fired and they never brought me back Yeah, so call that what the fuck you want to call it But I got a technicality. Okay if anyone wants out Just cut an entire branch off the plant there. Just like yeah, and I was dangling on a security rope attached So, okay, bye. So then I wrote out that pandemic money, right? Cause your boy Donny was flapping me with them $600 stimmies. And I was getting unemployment and I was getting, you know, Corey Hiders from the street monies. So your boy was, I was like, I'm making more money. You're killing it. Unemployed and divorced. Yeah. This is a fucking okay. Who knew? I know an upstroke when I see one, you know? So I wrote that out and then I got bored, right? Cause I was like, okay, well, this is not having a job. It's crazier than a desk job. It's weird. It is. Especially if you're used to having a job, when you stop having a job, it's a fucking weird feeling. I crave structured activity, bro. Yeah. Hard. I'm like waking up with nothing to do. It's going to get fucked up quick. It gets fucked up quick. When you're cranking your hog by 9 30 in the morning, you're like, damn, nothing's just only downhill from here. Yeah. That's when you start doing the darker corners of Craig's whip. You want to do human trafficking? Look at my shit too. You know what we want to do? You know, I don't know. Dark way of I hurts fun this time of year. So, so my boy calls me, right? And all those video, well, the videos I post, right? And the shit that you know, I know what he does. And he's like, why don't you come work with me? And I was like, no. I was like, that's when you say you're bored. And I'm almost like, wash the dishes. Like, that's not fun. Yeah. That's not what I meant. He's like, just come on, dude, I need help. So I just started helping him. And then I fell in love with it. And then you become normalized that shit. And I was like, damn it. I'm an outside cat this whole time. I was an indoor cat. That's crazy. You didn't have any like instruction experience before that. No, what? No, I will. I would fuck around on my own accord, building cars and fucking. So you're at your hand. Oh, yeah. Oh, and dude, when I was a kid, I could build a bong out of anything by 12 years old. I ripped apart literally the entire radio shack catalog and rebuild it at one point. That's just what I did as a kid. Because I figured out, bro, at five years old, this blows my mind. I think this is the peak of my whole peakingness. At five years old, bro, I figured out how an internal combustion engine worked. Because I couldn't figure out how the tire spin. I was like, if the tire spins, it's something's got to spin to spin that. And then something's got to spin to spin that. And then something's got to spin to spin that. But eventually it's got to be a reciprocating motion. So how do you turn a reciprocating motion into a spinning motion? And then I had this toy steam train that had the wheel with the. And I looked at turn the reciprocating into. I was like, I bet that's it. And that's literally how an engine works. Now, if I was Japanese, I would have figured out the Wankel rotary engine right there on the spot. But I didn't. I didn't. I did it. So, you know, there's always a first place. I wish I had that. Because I remember being like a little boy and I was like, I had the weed whacker. And I like took it apart to do something. And I was like, I'm going to take it apart. This is my seminal moment of becoming like a mechanical minded man. I took the weed whacker apart and just was like, fuck. It's called my dad. I was like, oh, dad, the weed whacker's kind of messed up. The fuck's going on with it? I don't know. Whole thing. I was trying to add the string and it got all fucked up. He's like, what the fuck? Just in multiple pieces. You never try to really fix anything ever since. Oh, it's always mechanical. And then people were like, you're likable. I was like, OK, I'll lean into that. Because I've never, ever had confidence in every. I've literally never had confidence in anything I've ever done. And if, you know, like this whole Instagram thing, it started as a Snapchat. So I used to send my friends. And they're like, post that shit, dude. You're killing it. Like this is funny. I'm the only one that sees it. You know what I mean? It's crazy. And then if you ever look, my Instagram handle is Hider Corey. Like I had to look myself up in the phone book. Like I didn't know my fucking name. And that's because the Instagram was an accident, bro. I was working at a gas station with my fat, sweaty leg. And it pocketed out because I was like on Facebook and I put it in there and it like opened Instagram, started Instagram automatically from Facebook. Like I clicked things with my leg and I pulled it out of my pocket and Hider Corey Instagram was like, you know, like what the fuck is that? Whoa. And I just canceled it and looked out and I never opened it again for five, six years. And then boy was like, yo, start posting that shit. And I opened Instagram Hider Corey. And I was like, let's do it. I've thought about changing my name so many times, but I was like, I just imagined waking up with zero followers and like, was it worth it? Or should I just been Hider Corey? It's not a lot. I'm not wrong, but all right. Well, dude, man, can't thank you enough, dude. Yeah, we did it. We did it. I knew it would be fucking rad. We got to fucking have it. Let's go chill. Yeah. Let's go chill. Let's go walk the streets. We're going to fuck this place up. Dude, thank you, man. Yeah, just going. What is it? Hider Corey. Hider Corey, blue collar Corey, Corey mega Hider. That's on Facebook. That's my own personal Facebook because Instagram was like, you know, start a Facebook. And I was like, I have a Facebook. So I grew my own personal Facebook with like all the pictures that I didn't want to have in social media and all that. I was like, fuck it. We'll just grow it. And I grew it to 80,000. They're like, oh, we met a page and on a profile. I was like, you piece of shit. Fuck. So that's why, yeah, dude, that's why I grew that page, blue collar Corey. And bro, I killed it there two months. At first month, I had 130 million views. That's crazy. It's awesome. For just being a fucking dickwad from the hood. That's crazy. That's insane. That is awesome. Literally. When I get to monetize, you got to sell like a t-shirt or something. I know. That's what we're working on it. I think there's a lot of avenues. I think, honestly, me and no boys are, I think Phillip, your boy from Rough House, are going to get on. Nice. Yeah. I think we're going to get on. So I got to do it. I'm just a, it's really, I don't want me to get down on it, but it's really hard for me to place a bet on myself. Yeah. Like legit. Like it's just so instilled in my DNA. Like, bro, your last place, just make do with it. You know what I mean? Like it's crazy. And I don't know what amount of therapy or something can change that. And if it does, what if I'm not funny anymore? You know what I mean? Like what if, because you know how trauma takes it, right? We've, I'm sure you've experienced trauma. I know you've had a fucking job. No. No. No. No. No, I think you just, I would just rock it. I would just keep rocking it. Yeah. Just let it rip. Yeah. Let it rip. Don't second guess yourself. I know what you mean. It feels weird. It's tough. It's just, it feels cocky. I've never been cocky to pick up animals. And the thing is too is like, well, the fuck it, you know, you know how to do it. If it doesn't work out, you're like, there's no back to back to square one. Risk free. Yeah. That's why I just like never quit working or like, you know, or never like leaned into it or went to like, I do stand up every once in a while, but the standup scene in Pittsburgh is crazy. Yeah. Dude, I would like, I'd be like, I think this is like a meeting. I think a meeting's funnier than this. Yeah. They're open like comedy is pretty sad as it gets. That's, you know, that's one of the underworlds. We mentioned desk, sitting desk jobs. That's an underworld. Open. Standup problem likes are an absolute underworld. It was crazy. I was talking to this one guy. I was like, I was like, so like, we were talking, he's like, oh, I'm not even funny. And I was like, you're not funny. I was like, you're going to do stand up. And he's like, yeah, I just, you know, I think some of these people, bro, they have a horrible social anxiety and it's like cutting themselves like self harm. You know what I mean? That's their, I'm going to go up on stage and just fucking bomb. Oh, dude, and everyone's going to hate me. It's going to be that social anxiety that I fear in my head, but I'm going to live it real. And that the end is going to be over. It's going to be the coming probably. You know what I mean? Just like the people that hurt themselves. Yeah. Or people do weird things. It's just like fucking. It's yeah, it's fucked up. Holy me, I'm going to come. I mean, that'd be kind of sick. If that worked, that'd be awesome. Yeah, I mean, there's a. I wish I came out for a bomb. Yeah. Well, new new set. Well, dude, thank you so much. Certainly. Hell yeah. Thank you. I appreciate it for this man. Dude rocked. I feel like this is a monumental moment. Dude, this is going to be on my tombstone. I'm so excited. Dude, thank you. Yes, sir. I'm going to go pee. Thank you. I never know what we're done. Are we done? Watch new episodes of Matt and Shane's secret podcast on Spotify. Do it. Ryan Reynolds here from it mobile. I don't know if you knew this, but anyone can get the same premium wireless for $15 a month plan that I've been enjoying. It's not just for celebrities. So do like I did and have one of your assistance assistance switch you to Mint Mobile today. I'm told it's super easy to do at mintmobile.com slash switch upfront payment of $45 for three month plan equivalent to $15 per month required. Intro rate first three months only, then full price plan options available. 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