BEWARE of Female Predators! - Scrolling w/ Hayley (Ep. 273)
58 min
•Apr 8, 202610 days agoSummary
Episode covers rising cases of female predators in schools and educational institutions, discusses new COVID variants and vaccine developments, and recounts a disastrous 2017 corporate retreat in Honduras that cost $500,000 and resulted in food poisoning, wildlife incidents, and stranded employees.
Insights
- Female predators are significantly underreported and underdetected due to societal bias that assumes women are inherently safe around children, creating a dangerous blind spot in child protection systems
- Male victims of female sexual abuse face unique barriers to reporting due to social stigma and cultural narratives that frame such abuse as desirable rather than criminal
- Law enforcement and medical training gaps regarding female perpetrators of sexual abuse contribute to lower conviction rates and inadequate victim support compared to male perpetrator cases
- Pharmaceutical companies are pivoting marketing strategies to new vaccines (Lyme disease) after failed COVID vaccine trials, using media fear narratives to drive adoption
- Corporate retreat planning failures demonstrate risks of forced team-building activities, with inadequate vendor vetting and emergency protocols leading to cascading incidents
Trends
Increased media coverage and public awareness of female child predators in educational settingsGrowing skepticism among consumers toward new vaccine rollouts following COVID vaccination campaignsShift in pharmaceutical industry focus from COVID to Lyme disease vaccine development and FDA approvalPolarization of dating app culture with explicit political signaling becoming a primary filter for compatibilityGenerational differences in how sexual abuse by authority figures is perceived and reported, particularly among male victims
Topics
Female Child Sexual Abuse in SchoolsChild Grooming and Predatory Behavior PatternsLaw Enforcement Training Gaps on Female PerpetratorsMale Victim Reporting Barriers and Social StigmaCOVID-19 Vaccine Trial FailuresLyme Disease Vaccine DevelopmentPharmaceutical Marketing and Fear NarrativesHospital Food Quality and Patient RecoveryCorporate Retreat Risk ManagementDating App Political SignalingPedophilia-Themed OCD DiagnosisChild Protection and Parental ResponsibilityTeacher Union AccountabilityTick-Borne Illness PreventionRFK Jr. Healthcare Policy Initiatives
Companies
Pfizer
Discussed failed COVID vaccine trial unable to recruit 25,000 participants; now pursuing FDA approval for Lyme diseas...
BioNTech
Partner with Pfizer on COVID mRNA vaccine development; mentioned in context of vaccine trial discontinuation
Plex
CEO Keith Valerie spent $500,000 on week-long Survivor-themed corporate retreat in Honduras that resulted in multiple...
Mayo Clinic
Referenced for clinical definition and explanation of obsessive-compulsive disorder and pedophilia-themed OCD
FDA
Regulatory body reviewing Pfizer's Lyme disease vaccine for approval despite failed late-stage trial results
HHS
Health and Human Services implementing new dietary guidelines for hospital food quality under RFK Jr. leadership
USDA
United States Department of Agriculture involved in establishing dietary guidelines for hospital patient meals
People
Hayley Karaneea
Host and primary commentator analyzing news stories about female predators, vaccines, and corporate retreats
Noah Beck
Sister Hayley Beck accused of grooming and sexual abuse of male student at Arizona high school; case discussed as pri...
Hayley Beck
27-year-old Arizona high school teacher accused of grooming, providing drugs/alcohol, and sexual abuse of male studen...
Angela Berlaca
47-year-old married teacher at same Arizona school engaged in sexual relationship with same male student as Hayley Beck
Keith Valerie
Organized $500,000 week-long Survivor-themed corporate retreat in Honduras that resulted in food poisoning, wildlife ...
RFK Jr.
Leading initiative to improve hospital food quality using new dietary guidelines to enhance patient recovery outcomes
Mackenzie McLean
Florida teacher accused of forcing underage male student to consume alcohol and engage in sexual activity; facing thr...
Mahala Benavidez
Washington state teacher arrested March 2026 for first-degree child rape and molestation of special needs student; al...
Kayla Kelly
North Carolina teacher accused of sexual misconduct with child ages 11-14 and exchanging inappropriate photos/videos;...
Lola Pace
44-year-old Oklahoma woman charged with five felony counts for allowing fugitive to sexually abuse two children over ...
Quotes
"And the truth is, the people who want to do harm to children will find a way to get close to them."
Hayley Karaneea•Opening segment
"85% of child abuse victims never report their abuse."
Hayley Karaneea•Arizona case discussion
"An average serial child molester may have up to 400 victims in their lifetime. This is why getting these people caught is so important because they will reoffend."
Hayley Karaneea•Florida case discussion
"It does not matter who is sexually attracted to minors, it is always, always wrong."
Hayley Karaneea•Summary statement
"Why are we giving bad food to patients who are trying to recover? These kind of foods destroy the metabolic system."
RFK Jr. (quoted)•Hospital food segment
Full Transcript
Welcome to Scrolling with Haley. I'm Haley Karaneea. An actor's sister has just been outed as a pedophile, and she wasn't the only female teacher at that same school having inappropriate relations with the same victim. That shocking story, and so many others just like it, as female pedophilia is on the rise, and the stigmas around it only endanger victims. Then a new COVID variant has been detected. But don't worry, vaccine manufacturers have their sights set on a new product to push on us. And almost 10 years after a corporate retreat from hell, complete with food poisoning, tarantulas for dinner, being stranded with no flight home, real life survivors are speaking out. Put your phones on, do not disturb. The show starts now. So I've been talking a lot about all of the different ways children are groomed, indoctrinated, and exploited on the show. And there is a concerted effort by teachers unions, school boards, and others to keep parents out of their child's education. And that whole process, they want to keep the parents in the dark. And the truth is, the people who want to do harm to children will find a way to get close to them. And not all teachers are bad. I don't want anyone watching this to assume, though, that it could never happen in their school district or to their child or to their grandchild or niece or nephew or any child in their life, because it can. And I want to shed light on a concerning trend that doesn't get enough coverage. And that is female predators. You would be shocked at how many headlines I've been compiling just over the last few weeks. And this first story is dominating headlines due to one of the alleged pedophiles being the sister of TikTok star and actor Noah Beck, who is set to star in the reboot of Baywatch. So his sister, Baywatch star, Noah Beck's sister, accused of grooming her male student and being his sugar mama at Quaint Hometown High School. So this woman is 27 years old. She's a teacher at an Arizona high school. She allegedly began grooming the male student before he turned 18. She brought money to school for him $600. She gave him gifts, drugs, and alcohol. She changed his grades and attendance record for the better, all while engaging in illegal sexual behavior. Thousands of text messages they sent back and forth to each other. And in those, Haley Beck admitted that what she was doing was like prostitution and it was wrong. But the story takes another crazy turn. Haley, the one teacher who is having relations with this young student, knew that the student was also in a sexual relationship with another female teacher at the school, Angela Berlaca, and she is a 47-year-old married woman. So two disgusting women employed by the same school and they are targeting the same boy, 47 years old, 27 years old. And all of these disturbing allegations came to light when the victim's grandmother found inappropriate videos of Angela, the older teacher, on her grandson's phone, despite being sexually abused by two pedophiles. The victim's parents do not want to cooperate with authorities because they don't want this to mess up their son's chances of playing sports in college. And I don't really know how that would happen. Maybe the drug and alcohol use, maybe if that came to light, they don't want that to impact his playing sports in college, but I think that their priorities are really out of whack here. And the victim's mom actually admitted that she knew her son was having sex with at least one of the teachers and she didn't care to do anything about it. So I think CPS needs to be called immediately. I don't know how these details come to light and the law enforcement involved doesn't immediately go after and investigate the parents as well. Because these parents would rather their son play sports than to address the very real crimes that were committed against him. And this is where the stigma of boys being attracted to their teachers gets dangerous. Like this is some kind of a fantasy because acting on this is a crime. And because it is so stigmatized, this poor kid's own parents won't help him get justice. And it tracks because 85% of child abuse victims never report their abuse. Here's another example out of New Jersey. This is another female now middle school teacher, this time in Washington Township, New Jersey, she was arrested after her victim told police they had multiple sexual encounters over the phone in her classroom and in her car. And authorities have 7,500 pages of text messages and nude photographs that were sent between the teacher and the student. She has since been arrested on eight charges, six counts of first degree sexual assault of a minor, one count of second degree endangering the welfare of a child and one count of second degree official misconduct. Now, despite denying these allegations, she will remain behind bars with no bail. And if convicted, she could go to prison for up to 140 years. But that is only if justice is actually served. Unfortunately, in so many of these cases, it just isn't. And that's especially true when it comes to female pedophiles, which I will discuss further in just a little bit. But here's another example out of Florida, a teacher named Mackenzie McLean. She taught at Seminole County Schools. She's accused of forcing an underage male to have 12 shots of gin and then have sex with her. And there are other victims. We know this because a friend of the victim said lots of kids would go to her house for drugs and alcohol. She would supply it. And if one student is raped after she forced alcohol on him, why wouldn't she do that again? Because statistically, pedophiles have multiple victims. An average serial child molester may have up to 400 victims in their lifetime. This is why getting these people caught is so important because they will reoffend. In my opinion, there is no rehabilitation when it comes to pedophilia. If you have these kinds of thoughts and you're acting on them, there is no fixing this. They are sick. So this is why speaking out is so important. And in this case and in others, the abusers know that they are in the wrong and they don't care. So again, in all of these cases, there's a lot of overlap here. There are a lot of similarities. And there are, again, I mean, it's 2026. A lot of these victims are texting with their abusers. And same situation here where there's a teacher texting this student who's a victim. And in the text messages, she said this, I told myself each time that it wouldn't happen. And I would say no. But then I let it happen again. So it's almost like she's playing the victim. Like she's a victim of her own mentality. Because what does she mean she was telling herself she wouldn't let it happen? She was the one orchestrating it. And she has the power to not do it. But clearly, she gave in to these urges. So she had the power to not let it happen and to not abuse this young child. And yet she did. So Mackenzie McLean is facing three felony charges for engaging in sexual conduct with a student as an authority figure and distribution of controlled substances. She's behind bars. Her bond was set at $35,000. Now on the other coast, Spokane, Washington, Mahala, Benavidez, this happened just on March 13. Again, just weeks ago. This all of these are from within the last month or two, which is shocking to me. But no one talks about this, how prevalent this is. This woman also 32 years old. We were talking about this before the show, how all these women are their millennial and Gen Z women who are doing this to kids. And this isn't a new phenomenon, but it's just it's wild to think of. This isn't just the old guy at the park being a creep. These are women that are normally unsuspecting. You wouldn't suspect that these female teachers would be engaging this kind of a behavior, but they are. This one was a special education teacher at Stevens Elementary School. She was arrested for first degree child rape and first degree child molestation. And these disturbing allegations came to light after a child told a family member what was happening and thankfully, in this case, that family member reported it. Documents show that the child victim told police that this teacher assaulted them almost every day, sometimes as much as five times per day. And the child claims that the abuse happened in and out of the classroom. Sometimes it would happen in a timeout room. And in most of these cases, pedophiles take this abuse online, this is no different. There were videos exchanged via cell phone. And again, these are children who are vulnerable. All children are vulnerable. But especially in this case, you have a child who's a special needs child who clearly was well enough to be able and strong enough to be able to tell their parents what was going on. In a lot of cases, children don't do this because they actually don't know that what is happening to them is wrong. They don't know to report it because kids are told, hey, trust your teachers and do what your teachers say. So, Spokane, Washington court commissioner set this woman's bond at $750,000 and signed a protection order for the child victim. She's expected, this woman was expected to appear in court last month. So again, these cases are ongoing and happening right now. This next one happened in North Carolina. This was a woman, Kayla Kelly. This happened March 31st. She was accused of having sex with a child between the ages of 11 and 14. She too was engaging in appropriate photos and videos with the victim for a month. She was arrested for second degree sexual misconduct with a minor and criminal solicitation of a minor. And in some cases, the women involved allow for the sexual abuse to take place at the hands of a man. They will give a man a male pedophile access to children. That was the case in this next headline here. This was Lola Pace out of Cartwright, Oklahoma. This was a 44-year-old woman. She was arrested and charged with five felony counts of child neglect and failing to protect multiple children from being sexually abused. She orchestrated this and allowed a recently arrested fugitive to sexually abuse two children for over a year. She's also being accused of not sending three children to school for two and a half years. So over that time, she kept her children home and they were being sexually abused the entire time to her knowledge. She faces life in prison if she's convicted on all five felony accounts. But female pedophiles are treated differently. So these are just the stories that are being covered because victims spoke out or they were caught somehow. But think of all the victims that don't speak out and all of the female pedophiles that aren't caught because they aren't suspected. So studies show that authorities have a more difficult time identifying female predators. They don't obviously fit the male stereotypes of pedophiles so they're harder to nail down. They end up getting away with this kind of criminal behavior because nobody suspects them. Another layer to this is what I mentioned before. Male and female victims of female pedophiles are less likely to speak up. Either they don't see it as sexual abuse. If a woman is touching you, it might be seen as maternal. Or especially in the case of a male victim, they're afraid of the stigma. They're afraid to admit that they were overpowered or duped by a woman or abused by a woman. And we see this because if a boy tells a friend or even another male adult that he's being sexually abused by a woman, they may tell him, oh, you're lucky. You know, suck it up, that's a fantasy. I wish that would have happened to me. And they would tell him that that's not abuse at all. But that's a huge double standard where female victims are always seen as the victim. Male victims are not taken as seriously. Therefore, female pedophiles aren't taken as seriously either. And when it comes to law enforcement, in some cases, they're not even trained on male sexual violence. There was a study done on Canadian police, and they found that the concept of males being, I'm sorry, females of being sexual predators wasn't even discussed in their training. It was only discussed the other way around. So this lack of awareness seeps into the justice system, and then it seeps into the medical system. Female predators may not be convicted, they may not see jail time. A lot of times pedophiles don't go to jail, they just aren't able to teach anymore or go near a school. And when it comes to how female pedophiles are diagnosed, that is different too. I just saw this headline in People the other day, and I was shocked. This is a woman who was worried that she was a pedophile, but she was diagnosed with OCD instead. It was a rare form of OCD, and she says, I thought I was a monster for years I avoided talking about it, but she was diagnosed with pedophilia-themed obsessive-compulsive disorder. Interesting, she says that she grew up with anxiety and panic attacks, she recalled having constant thoughts about death and being kidnapped. So she struggled with this kind of OCD and intrusive thoughts in her childhood, she grew up, and then by the age of 15, these intrusive thoughts escalated, she would have constant sexual and violent thoughts about children. And she says that it took a turn, these weren't the thoughts that I was experiencing before, she was starting, her quote, I was starting to have thoughts that I was a pedophile, that I was a rapist, that I was a predator, and that I could harm someone else. And she said that these intrusive thoughts were so bad, she was feeling like she was a danger to other people, her friends and her family. And according to the Mayo Clinic, obsessive-compulsive disorder features a pattern of unwanted thoughts and fears that lead you to do repetitive behaviors or compulsions. And pedophile-themed OCD, they call P-OCD, is instead of repeating physical actions, people experience ruminating thoughts or the continual overthinking of a particular subject, event or emotion. So people with P-OCD will experience these excessive worries or intrusive thoughts about being sexually attracted to or sexually violating children. And this woman was formally diagnosed with this in August of 2025, and she says this, it's not being a pedophile, it's that these thoughts exist in your brain, they latch on to them. OCD is all about uncertainty, it tells you what if and you can't prove it wrong. So my initial reaction to this is, thankfully this woman sought out help, right? She realized that she was having these thoughts and before she acted on them, she got help. And I don't know if she's on medication or if this is something that you can cure. I've said before in this show earlier that I don't think that pedophilia is something that you could be rehabilitated from. I think that this is something that's very sick. And I mean, maybe you can, but I wouldn't trust pedophiles to not re-offend because statistically they do. And I do recognize that OCD isn't just about being hyper-organized or like turning the lights on and off three times before you leave the house. These kinds of obsessive thoughts and patterns can manifest in many different ways. And I struggle to make sense of pedophile themed OCD. This woman is having pedophilic thoughts, whether she's acting on them or not. She is having pedophilic thoughts. That's what it is. There's no way to sugarcoat this, but you see how this is being explained away as a rare form of OCD. Do you think that they would give the same kind of diagnosis to a man or would he just be a pedophile because he is? This is why pedophilia can never be normalized, whether therapists or other institutions or groups want to normalize it as a mental disorder or a sexual attraction. It needs to be exposed as the vile crime that it is. And all of the perpetrators need to be held accountable to the fullest extent of the law. When parents usually have conversations with their children about finding a trusted adult, like if you ever get separated from us, they say, go find a woman, right? Go find a woman. I saw a TikTok the other day of this man saying, I'll tell my kids, if they ever get lost in an airport or a store, go find a woman with a jean jacket on, she'll help you. And I think in most cases, that's true, but you have to teach your children not to be really trusting of anyone. And unfortunately, we just live in that world now where you can't just go run to a woman and think that she will help you. In a lot of cases, they might, but in some cases, they won't. And I think parents usually tell their kids, go find a friend's mom or a female teacher or the school nurse, and people end up trusting women around kids because of their assumed maternal instinct. Parents tell their kids to be careful of the big scary strange man in the van that offers them candy or puppies, not so much the old woman next door, right? That's why we must raise awareness about female pedophiles because they account for about two to 10% of sexual crimes against children. And that number is growing and the data is also scarce. It is just an estimate because again, a lot of sex crimes at the hands of women are not reported. And I just wanna leave it at this, it does not matter who is sexually attracted to minors, it is always, always wrong. Taking a quick break to tell you about our sponsor for today's show, you know how important my morning coffee is. So let me tell you about Blackout Coffee. Blackout is a premium American coffee company known for bold flavor, high quality beans, and roasting fresh right here in the US. Every order ships straight to your door. So when you have, when you want an amazing cup of coffee, you have it when you want it. 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You're asking all hospitals in the country to use the dietary guidelines that were put in place in January by Health and Human Services, the United States Department of Agriculture to get those foods onto the tables where patients can eat them in their rooms. We know this is an effective program. It's already been started in other parts of Florida. It's wonderful to be able to send it today to Miami. Yeah, and this is something that the hospitals actually like. We've spoken to them. It gives them the ability to change the food in their systems. A high quality, healthy food that's going to keep patients healthy. Hospital food is notoriously appalling. And the question is, why are we giving bad food to patients who are trying to recover? These kind of foods destroy the metabolic system. I interfere with the microbiome. They cause inflammation. And we know that they prolong recovery and they increase the rate of readmissions to the hospital. They're not making patients well. When we give people good food, they get better, faster, good, nutrient-dense food. That is going to help make patients healthier and help make America healthy again. This is almost so common sense that it makes me angry that it hasn't been done before. I just don't know how we've gotten to this place in this country where all of our food is poisoning us. It doesn't matter where you get the food, if it's school food, if it's hospital food, at the grocery store, you can even do your best to get organic food or healthy foods. And the FDA allows for labels to say one thing when it's really the opposite. And it's very daunting to get into this lifestyle of living healthfully and low-talks. Because once you start going down the rabbit hole, it's very difficult. You realize that you have to replace almost every product in your life, whether it's makeup, cleaning products, sunscreen, anything that you put on your skin seeps into your body, perfumes, colognes, hairspray, all the things, especially that women use. But again, shaving creams, everything that you could possibly use, you have to start paying attention. Once you start reading the nutrition labels in the grocery stores, then you start paying attention to all the different chemicals that are just everywhere in our homes. And then we're all, for years, we were microwaving our food in plastic. And people are now starting to realize, OK, that is really bad. We should stop doing that. We should start microwaving our food in glass and start using reusable water bottles that are not plastic, but are stainless steel. And all of these little changes can help you live a more healthy lifestyle. But it is daunting. And then imagine you're in the hospital and you're sick. And you're fighting for your life. And then you're given this crap fried food. Or you're given food that is just not nutrient dense. They're handing you a cookie or a bag of chips or something. And why? Why would we be feeding sick people food that's going to make them more sick? And again, the Liberals hate this man. They hate RFK Junior so much, because he was a Democrat. And now he's switched teams. And all he keeps doing is trying to make this country healthy again. And I feel like the Liberals hate that. They just hate that because of his proximity to Trump. But what he's really doing is so common sense, I can't believe it hasn't been done before. It's just crazy. Anyway, I want to talk about Pfizer, because they had a new COVID vaccine trial get tabled. And Pfizer had, of course, a COVID mRNA vaccine. And they worked with BioNTech. And they abruptly pulled this trial, because they couldn't find healthy 50 to 64-year-olds to do this trial. They couldn't find 25,000 people that wanted to raise their hands and be guinea pigs all over that for a new COVID vaccine. Have no fear. There is a new COVID variant that just dropped. And of course, it has a scary insect-related name. This is what they do. This is the cicada variant now. And this is a CNN article. Of course, kids may be more likely to get the new cicada variant of COVID-19, signed to say, here's what to know about BA32. So new COVID variant dropped. Everyone knows that viruses mutate. So this is just a new variant of the same virus that causes COVID-19. And doctors are saying that this primarily affects children. So again, grab the headline, because parents probably click on this, oh, no, I'm sending my kid to daycare. I'm sending my kid to school. Are my kids going to get COVID? Kids never really got COVID before. They weren't susceptible to this. They weren't getting these horrible side effects. Now we have to start worrying about this again, right? No. You read the article and you realize that kids are fine. Kids are fine. Adults are fine. Everyone's fine. So it's the grabby headline. And then you go into the article and you realize that everyone just needs to calm down. Everyone just needs to calm down. COVID-19 is circulating at a very low level right now in the US. And they are now calling this cicada nickname. This is part of the omicron family tree variant. This is, again, BA3.2. And they call it cicada because the insect goes underground for a few years and then comes back up or whatever. So this is sort of like this omicron variant that wreaked havoc on the country and on the world a few years ago is now sort of coming back. And it's coming back in a different way. This has now been spotted in 23 countries and in wastewater from 25 US states. So it is going to be making the rounds, right? And honestly, I was sort of stuffy like last week. It was probably COVID. But you know what? I'm not testing. So I don't know. But I will tell you, my friend's kid was sick. And maybe kids are more get it. They're more susceptible to the cicada variant or whatever. And I probably got it from him. And I'm fine. I'm fine. That explains a lot. I'm a little stuffy. Now we've all got COVID in here. Super spreader. Last week, we were taste testing Reese's. Tomorrow, we're going to have COVID tests on the show. We'll just scratch our brains a little bit. We'll do it for science. That's what they said. Just kidding. We're not testing anymore. But I'm saying that this might, with this new headline, if the media is in on it with big pharma, this will spark some interest in a new vaccine. But people are not interested in a new COVID vaccine. This is why the Pfizer trial was canned, because they couldn't even find 25,000 people in that age range who wanted to be tested again. And honestly, I don't blame them. The first vaccine didn't work. Let's just table it. We don't need it. We just don't need it. But the interest in Pfizer is going full steam ahead on Lyme disease. This is the new interest. So they are trying to get approval for this new FDA approval for this new Lyme disease vaccine that failed a late stage trial. But they did say that it reduced the rate of Lyme disease infection by more than 70% in people who received the vaccine versus the placebo. And the company, Pfizer, says that this is good enough, even though it failed the last trial, it's good enough. We'll send it over to the FDA, and we'll get it regulated. And the media is already falling into line, creating a fear of this year being even worse than last year when it comes to Lyme. So like clockwork, bad year for Lyme. Lyme disease experts predict another bad year, and it just seems like, oh, it's just so perfect, that they're coming out of the vaccine. The bad year for Lyme. They're going to have a Lyme disease vaccine. How perfect? They're going to be soon enough. They'll be like, save your grandma from Lyme disease, roll up your sleeves. Nobody wants. Listen, we saw the playbook play out in 2020, and in 2021, they're going to do it again. They're going to do it again. They wanted to see how many sheep would fall for it. And again, they were very successful. A lot of people rolled up their sleeves very quickly to get this thing. So of course, the playbook worked. They're going to do it again to make money. This is all a money-making scheme. Money-making scheme. Lyme is primarily from ticks, right? Yes. Yeah, it's transferred by ticks and tick bites. And it's very prevalent in the Northeast, like where I'm from on Long Island, the east end of Long Island. A lot of people have Lyme. Not so much where I'm from, but I have friends from Suffolk County, Long Island, and they know a lot of people who have Lyme disease. And there's a different sort of variant now that causes an allergy to meat. I had a friend from high school get that, and that was my next question, because I'm not super knowledgeable. And I think that alone would scare people into getting a vaccine for Lyme disease. If you can't eat meat again, it's like, oh my God. This is what the FDA, the next time we get a Democrat in office, the FDA is going to put out a whole thing, because I can't see the Trump administration pushing this. But Pfizer will definitely come out with ads. And the next time we have a Democrat in office, I'm sure they'll push this thing like crazy. And it'll be like, if you want to eat bacon ever again, you have to roll up your sleeve. It's not going to be to save grandma's life anymore. It's going to be, if you ever want to eat bacon again, and I think that would motivate people even more. Ticks are straight from the pits of hell. They are the worst. They're disgusting, yeah. And they say to freeze it, tape it, freeze it, and do all these things, the tick, and then... Flush it down the toilet is what I heard, but... I haven't heard that, but maybe. Because they're like hard to kill or whatever. I don't know. Ticks suck. Yeah, tick suck. You know what else sucks? Do tell. Corporate retreats. Amen. You know what, you know what sucks? Forced fun when you're at your job with your coworkers. You know these people you don't usually like for eight hours of the day? What if you just made that 24 hours? What if you went on a week-long trip with your coworkers? Yeah, screw my coworkers. I hate my coworkers, personally. No, honestly, I really do like you guys. Would I want to go on a week-long vacation with you guys that's survivor style? No. When Justin and I part ways after we've walked out of the building, not once do I go, man, I wish we were going the same place. Man, I miss him. Man, I miss you. Texting each other, I miss you guys. Yeah, you guys want to do the Murph for Memorial Day. And I'm like, I don't know if I want to do that with all you guys. I don't know if I want to be, I can't even do push-ups and pull-ups and all that stuff. So I can do like 10 max, I can't do 100. Certainly back to your comment yesterday, don't do high rocks. Well, I was convinced to do high rocks today. But there's no push-ups or pull-ups. We'll talk after high rocks, it's crazy. I know, it is crazy. It is really crazy. But I think I'm gonna do it with a girl at my gym. And I just have to train for it. It's in October in Tampa, I think. It's doable. We'll wait you on. All right. Maybe you guys, well, no. Then we'd have to take a trip. We'd have to hang out outside of work. Absolutely not. That's way too much to ask. Anyway, let's talk about this retreat from hell. So Keith Valerie, he is the CEO of a company named Plex. And he spent $500,000 taking 120 of his remote employees on a week-long retreat. This was back in 2017. They went to Honduras. If my boss said to me, hey, do you wanna go on a trip to Honduras? I'd say no. Do you wanna go for a week? No. Do you wanna go with your coworkers? No. What are we doing? And the retreat is inspired by the show Survivor. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. And it was, they got way more than they bargained for. So before the trip even started, the general manager of the hotel quit before they came. So did the chef. So then they had to bring in apparently a backup chef who had never cooked for that many people before. Then there were reports of raw meat being served to them. The CEO ordered a salad and vegetables, despite the warnings about the water and all that stuff. So he got food poisoning, and then he couldn't participate in the retreat. He was supposed to be like the host of the Survivor show that they were recreating. So he was up in his hotel room the whole time. They called in a doctor for him. He ended up nailing the IV bag to his bed post. This is some makeshift, some poor man's hospital stuff. I'd be a little afraid if my life was in these people's hands. This is why I don't go on vacation. I just work. It's not always like this. Then the company's co-founder had to step in as like the host of Survivor. And they brought in a former Navy SEAL to do exercises, and they had them doing army crawls on the beach in 100 degree weather. And the Navy SEAL said, this is not a super fit group in general. So he was not impressed with the level of athleticism that he was seeing on the trip, which honestly, fair. These people were not signing up for, they were just going on some corporate retreat. I don't know if these people were training before going on this fake show. And while they were there, one woman sat in fire ants and these doctors that were, you know, these aren't the top class in the world doctors, they did not have any oral antihistamines, so they gave her a shot in her butt. And then they had this challenge where they had to eat whatever was on this platter. That's survivor, right? The show survivor, they did that. And this guy ate a tarantula. He said it was very hairy. Then they had issues with the water and the electricity shutting off. Then they had golf cart incidents. It just listed golf cart incidents. I don't know what that is, but maybe someone got hit or run over. And then one employee reported a porcupine dropping from the ceiling while he was in the shower. They called the hotel staff. The hotel staff just removed the porcupine, don't know whatever happened to it. Then at the end of the week, two of the planes couldn't make it back to the island. They were on some like remote island. They had to go back to the mainland. Two of the planes didn't make it. So some of the coworkers got stuck for another night. Could you imagine? Yes, absolutely. This sounds horrible. Yeah, this is quite horrible. I think when you go on vacation, you should assume that one or two things might go wrong, not 15. Well, it's not even a vacation. Like you know that there was somebody assigned to plan this trip for the organization. So then there's that. So then yeah, so you're looking at Barbara and you're just like, Barb, what's going on with this? Yeah, you really screwed us over. And the thing is if it's a corporate retreat, they're not paying for this, right? So I think a lot of these people came on the trip thinking, oh, my CEO's paying for this. I get to go to Honduras for free. Oh, it was pitched as like a getaway on a remote island. We're gonna take a lot of time. And the survivor thing was definitely had to have been pitched as some team bonding activities. Exactly. And that's what makes it a team bonding corporate thing. Otherwise the company would never just take everyone on a whole vacation. $500,000 to take 120 people on vacation. No company would do that. And then who wants to go on a forced fund vacation? I wanna go on vacation by myself or with my family or with my friends, people that I choose to be with, not my coworkers that I hate so much. Let's talk about this Buzzfeed thing. I haven't even really read through these, but I thought that it might be fun. So Buzzfeed asked their community what they thought secret signs were of a man being far right. So I guess this is on dating apps, but also in real life. Like what, and again, this is the Buzzfeed community. So these are liberals. But this is what these people think that right wing men are like, these are little secrets. Okay, so let's scroll down. They asked if he says that he's a high value man, that's a sign. Okay, so the first one says a red flag is if he believes in the 666 rule, which is when he believes that all women want is a man with six packs, six pack abs, six feet tall and as a six figure salary. I've never heard of 666 rule. I've never heard of that. And I'm a woman. Nor have I. And I'm a conservative, like I don't, I've never heard of that, but okay. I feel like a lot of women don't like six pack abs. So I don't know where they, where they're getting this. So what did the chat said, having a job? It's a big one. Yeah, that's a dead giveaway. All right, number two, when a guy treats your appearance or personal choices as if they're up for his approval, like for example, if you've short hair, like a pixie cut, he feels the need to tell you that you should grow it out. That's usually a sign. Well, yeah, he's probably attracted to real women and not like lesbian looking women. So. I simply wouldn't be talking to a woman with a pixie cut long enough to tell her to grow it out. Agreed. Like I don't even know anyone with a pixie cut. Not only that, I feel like it's the style now for younger, like Gen Z women are getting bobs. No one looks good. No one looks good. And then there are all these women on TikTok and it's like before and after and it's like, you looked better before in my opinion, but maybe that's because of my old age. I just think that long hair looks better, but I would assume that men agree that long hair looks better. I don't know. Oh well. All right. Three, beware of men who still talk about the friend zone. What does that have to do with politics? This makes you all right if you talk about the friend zone. Why are you talking about a friend zone? Anyway. To somebody you don't want to be in the friend zone with to begin with. This is weird. Okay, number four, if he says that he's a high value man, that probably says to me that he's listening to like Manosphere podcasts, you know, high value man, you want a high value woman. This is sort of language that I hear on TikTok and stuff. So I could see that one honestly. Number five, when a man follows questionable male influencers and says it's just a joke. That one checks out. Yeah. He's like, no, I just follow him because it's entertaining. I don't really like what he says. I don't really like what he says. And this is because a man doesn't want to stop talking to that woman. So it's just like, you know, you say what you have to say. Although I don't follow him because it's just a joke. I follow him because they're funny. Right. That's true. I do that too. Yeah. If a man, this is number six, if a man has his politics listed as moderate on a dating app, he's most certainly right or far right. See, and this is coming from a far right woman as a self-proclaimed alt-right woman. When I want a dating app and I see a man have moderate, it's a swipe left for me because they're too liberal for me. Or they're like ashamed of their conservatism. By, clearly you're not going to get along with me. You can't be ashamed of your conservatism or your conservative values or traditional values or something like that and then date me. I hope I'm never single enough. And I don't think I will be to ever pander to liberal women. No, horrible. I have noticed though that a lot of women in Florida are not liberal, so you probably wouldn't have that hard of a time finding conservative women. I just feel like down here, most people, I just assume they're conservative, honestly. So, but when I was living in New York, not the case, I did have to go into the trenches and date some liberal dudes. It was scary place. Number seven, if a man says pause or no homo, he's probably red-belt. Do you think liberal guys say no homo? You just got to protect yourself. I don't think liberal guys say no homo. That's probably homophobic or something, I don't know. Yeah. All right, number eight, these are all green flags for me. I'm like, yes, yes, more. Eight, if he refers to a woman's husband or boyfriend as a Chad, I don't really understand that. A Chad is just like a dude, like a bro. That's like the manospherically thing again. Okay. A huge sign is if he says, are you on your period when he deems you as disagreeable? I just feel like that's immature. It's probably just a bad question in general. It's just lazy. Oh, she's mad at you, are you on your period? Like, okay, funny. Okay. 10, when a man says they want a traditional relationship to me, that just means they want all the control and money in the relationship. I don't think that that's the case at all. I think that men who want traditional relationships probably value traditional relationships. So that's why they want that, because they know that it works. Anonymous 31 female is a very scarred woman. She has had a personal experience that she did not enjoy. Yeah, maybe. And hey, I'm a 31 year old female, so I can say that. Okay. Let's go. This is secret signs that a woman is far right. And then again, these are men that are writing into this. Oh my gosh. All right, number one, women who are conservative tend to be cagey about answering. That's a funny word to describe non-binary on the number one. Okay, women who are conservative tend to be cagey about answering how they voted, or say they are not very political and feign being moderate. Okay, so similar, if you say that you're moderate, people assume that you're right-wing. Very long answer. Yeah, very long-winded, shut up. These are all of these, shut up. These liberal men are very female. Serotypes exist for a reason. Yeah, oh my gosh, shut up. Number two, one sign is when women make excuses for bad male behavior or still support public figures who have allegations of abuse or right-wing ideals. Allegations of right-wing ideals is hilarious. I think right-wing women are really just pick-me's that grew up in and still live around a predominantly right-wing community. I think of it more as a Stockholm syndrome. When a woman is really hardcore maga, they are more likely to choose not to see or acknowledge negative traits in the men in their lives because of their, these, oh, this is a woman. It's not all men, crying in. Okay, I was like, wow, these men don't shut up. Okay, number three, I can't even read the whole thing. If a woman doesn't like the Barbie movie or Taylor Swift, ask why. I hate Taylor Swift, but I like the Barbie movie. It was a good flick. I liked the Barbie movie, it was just fun, but I don't read into all the political, like, woke feminist stuff in it. It was just a fun watch. The end got a little meta, but that's fine. The end was a little weird, but I thought that it was just, it was fun. I like watching films because I went to film school, so I like the production design. I like looking at all these other things. I'm like, oh yeah, this is really well done. It was just nice to watch. Had the goss in it? It was what? He said it had the right goss. Oh, the goss, yeah. I didn't watch it, but I throw up when people tell me Oppenheimer was worse than Barbie. I actually didn't like Oppenheimer. It wasn't a bad movie, it was just long. I think it was just long, and I have attention deficit problems, for sure. At least you're honest. Like, if you, again, if you showed me this film in a 100-part TikTok series, and I could watch it on double speed, maybe I'd like it. That is diabolical. Show me Oppenheimer in a 100-part TikTok series, and I'm in. Subway surfer underneath it? Yeah, oh thank God. Oh, thank God. Or like slime videos. Oh my gosh, I need a shorter one. Okay, number five. One indicator is what's on her dating profile if she lists her religion, but not political views, or makes an apathetic, not political nonsense claim that's usually a sign. Who is not putting their political affiliation on there? Just own it. Whatever you are, own it. I feel like this used to work, I don't know, 15 years ago, if you're on a dating profile, and you put moderate or center or not affiliated, that probably got you matches. At this point, you're appealing to nobody. Nobody, nobody. Yeah, it's so weird, it's lazy. If you have no religion, I'm also not interested, not that I'm interested. I gotta keep clarifying in case my girlfriend's watching. Nice. Nice. All right, I think I'm done reading these like, sometimes a sign is if she says she loves masculine men, oh, okay, now we're problematic because we like men to be manly. Kill me, sue me. Sue me, I like my man to be manly. You know the woman's right leaning if she says she likes her men to not have women genitalia. Yeah, what the heck? They think that I'm the biggest red flag, I'm agreeing with all of these things. An indicator is if they have strong feelings to support for Johnny Depp during and after the Amber Heard trial, that is so. How old is this? Yeah, like when did this article come out? The Amber Heard, they put a picture of Sidney Sweeney. April 5th. Three days ago. When was the Johnny Depp thing five years ago? And Amber was crazy, didn't she take a shit on his bed? Like, okay, sorry that I'm not like on Amber, I'm not team Amber. I'm not on team anyone who's taking a shit on someone's bed. You're on a first date and you're just like, hey, have you ever seen parts of the Caribbean? Oh, that's a great segue. And they're like, ah, right wing. Anyway, this is just ridiculous liberals. I don't know why we talk about this stuff, but let's get into scrolling down. Okay. I keep telling you that there's a trend online where liberals want Trump to die. Here's another one. With everything going on in this world, I saw this and I just felt joy. I just felt joy down in my soul. Do you hear me? And I just felt joy. I just felt joy down in my soul. Do you hear me? And I saw one of my mutuals on TikTok talking about what it could possibly mean. Like is it shingles? And I said, I feel like it's the grim reaper hands slowly coming around that thok. You're the reason. And it's leaving a print to let us know, hey, it's coming soon. Don't worry, my child. And to that I say, thank you, grim reaper. Message received. The smile at the end. The smile. It's really diabolical. It's actually scary. It's scary that these people are smiling, thinking about another human being dying. They hate him so much. They want him to die so badly. It brings them joy to think about it. Again, I say this every time, but I didn't like Joe Biden. I didn't vote for him. I would not want him to die. When he dies, I will be upset. That's very sad. It's sad. I'm not going to be sad. I'm not going to be sad. That's very sad. It's sad. You think about him as a human being, not as a big politician. I didn't like him as a politician, but it's sad. He's a grandpa. He's a father. He's a brother. He's a husband. That will be very sad for the Biden family. And as much as he, I think, didn't do a very good job in office, he did serve the country, despite what you think. I think he deserves respect because I respect the office of the presidency and I love this country. So therefore, I respect the people who, or I try to respect the people who run it. And I don't know. I would never set up my phone and say, yeah, I can't wait for the day that Joe Biden dies. That's great. I can't even think of hating someone that much where that sentence would even come out of my mouth. It's crazy. Now, this next video, this is just two girls yapping, right? But I want to make a point here that this woman tried to get a CDL. And the DMV stopped her. Watch. I signed up for a CDL thinking to myself, it's a car driver's license. That's a CDL. Car driver's license. CDL. And an MDL as a motorcycle driver's license. That's not a thing. But that's what I did in my brain. So I show up to the DMV with my little blow out and like, she's ready. She's like, you're here for a CDL. I'm like, yes. Then she goes, honey, you try to drive a bus. I'm like, no, just my Jetta. Thank you. Okay. I just wanted you to see that part because she goes to the DMV says that she wants a CDL. They say, really? Are you sure? You, you, the little girl, you're going to drive a bus? Yeah. I'm going to drive a bus. I'm going to drive a bus. I'm going to drive a bus. You, the little girl, you're going to drive a bus. You're going to drive a truck. Why don't we keep that same energy when an illegal shows up? Yeah. Why don't we keep that same energy when an illegal alien that doesn't speak English can't read right nothing, goes in for a CDL. Why don't we have people at the DMV saying, really? You really, you want to drive a truck? You want to drive a bus? Yeah. Let's have that same strict schedule at the DMV when it comes to illegals. Because if this girl can go in and try to get a CDL, why not? We're the feminists. Why not? If she said, yeah, I want to drive a truck, I drive a bus, at least she speaks English. Why wouldn't she be able to do that? And again, just by looking at her, the woman at the DMV said, really? Are you sure you want this? And I think the woman knew that this girl was kind of dumb and was just trying to clarify. But I think that we need to start clarifying when illegal aliens come here and they don't speak the language and they want to drive a bus or a truck. I was going to say she shouldn't even be allowed to get a regular driver's license. You went the other way. Yeah. But I'm just saying, if a little girl goes in there and it's like, oh, really? Let's start asking some questions when Jose and whoever else show up and they want a CDL. And they don't have the proper documentation and all this stuff. You go to the DMV, you're supposed to show up with all these documents. And why are we rolling out the red carpet for people who have none of these things? It's crazy. All right. This next one, I just thought this was cute. This is a cute dog video, but this dog definitely likes rides in the car. We're going to have to go for a ride. All that stuff that they said that we were going to do today. So we're going to have to get in the car and go for a ride real quick. We'll just have to get in the car and go for a ride. All of us. You and me together. If anybody else wanted to go for a ride, I suppose they could. I don't know if anybody else wanted to go for a ride. If the car go for a ride, they could. If they wanted to go for a ride, somebody wanted to go for a ride. They could. If anybody wants to go for a ride, anybody in here want to go for a ride? Anybody at all? Does anyone want to go for a ride here? Sure. I can't jump any higher. I can't jump any higher. I can't tell you. I can't use my words. He's trying to tell his owner so badly. I'm ready for the ride. Let's go. Let's go to the car. Let's go to the car. I just thought that was cute. This next one, this is apparently how yesterday on the show, I played a video of a guy who was all upset because people in the US apparently don't see Brits as human. We just make fun of them all the time. So I found a video of Brits making fun of us. This is how the Brits see us apparently. Watch. How we imagine America. Don't chat. You coming to stay see sweet 16 tonight? Jenna, what are you doing hanging out with this dweeb? Go get me some freaking puns. Hey nerd, give me all your fucking lunch money. Yo Max, do you want to go shoot some hoops at my place tonight? Kagger. Right, I got the chili dogs. You got the football. Who was bringing the beer pong? You got a robber I can borrow, bro. I'm sorry, bro. Hey, you do not talk to her that way. What the heck is he bothering you? Please, I can follow. Please, I can follow. Please. Okay, so what's funny about this is that they are so obsessed with American culture. You could tell that all of the content that they consume is from movies. Like someone in the comments was like, this is all Disney's fault. Did they watch like one Disney original movie once and just be like, here we go. They watched Superbad Project X and then they watched like some teen like Disney movie about like... A movie for you or something. Yeah, no punch. Go get me some punch. Actually, I will say as an American child, I thought that growing up there would be punch bowls everywhere. That in quicksand. Quicksand and punch bowls. I'm like, wait, at all these parties, I've never seen a punch bowl. And when I was watching all these movies about parties, this was a huge thing. Like, where's the punch? Big can doesn't want you to enjoy. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, punch bowls. I just thought that they would be a fixture in my life. And I honestly, I don't think I've ever seen a punch bowl in my life. So yeah, this is what they think of us Americans. But the thing is, it's all American content. So they try to hate us, but they hate us because they ain't us. They're obsessed. They're obsessed. Okay. This last one, this is a one of our brave men who is serving abroad and I believe he's in the army, but he said that he got some letters from kids, kids letters to the troops and they're quite interesting. Watch. All right. So I've got some of these in the mail today at the recruiting office. Yeah, US Army. And these things are awesome. You know, the kids love giving us a chance to tell us, thank you and thank you for all this. And then we got an interesting one. Just 9-11. That's 9-11. Yeah. That's 9-11. Twin towers, two planes and a bunch of people dying in the, in the photo. I think the kid behind that photo had the right idea. Maybe it just, you know, the, the message didn't get across quite well, but people in the comments were joking because they said, when we were little and we were asked to write letters to the soldiers, they kind of made us believe that they were in active combat all the time, which I think as a kid, you're thinking, yeah, I mean, they're, they're out fighting day in, day out, and they're fighting. Day in, day out, never get a break. It's active combat 24-7. So people in the comments said, I got one that said, thank you for wasting your time for our freedom. Which I don't think they understand that freedom is not always, they're not wasting their time. We are very, very grateful for their service. It is not a waste of time. Then someone said, I thought of such heartfelt paragraphs to send y'all because I really thought you'd be crying and dying while reading them. Someone else said, to be fair, as a former child, they made it seem like y'all were in combat all the time. As a child, I 100% thought that you were pinning these to the sides of a dingy tent and they were the only thing keeping you going. And someone said, when I was a kid, I drew camo print on the cards so you guys could read it in your trenches without alerting the enemy. Which is very thoughtful, very thoughtful of that child. Someone said, one of my students wrote, thank you for dying for us, hope it doesn't hurt. I think dying probably does hurt. And then last one, someone said, my husband got one that said, thank you for dying for our sins, no photo, just stick letters and I'm framing it. So, you know, it's the thought that counts. But again, kids just say the darnest things. Thank you for scrolling along with me. I had fun today. You can follow me on social media at haleycaronea on tiktok, Instagram, truth, social, X, wherever. Facebook, and I will see you right back here tomorrow. Bye.