Poopy Powerslams w/ Cody Rhodes | Your Mom's House Ep. 855

Welcome to your mom's house. And welcome to another episode of your mom's house. I'm Todd, she's Christy, and we're excited about today. It's a very exciting day. First of all, it's everybody's favorite fucking thing in the entire world. It is tax day. So make sure you pay your taxes or if not file an extension or flee the country. Had a fun chat about that with our boys. I didn't tell you that on the way back from that training thing. Oh, tell me. They're like, so like technically what happens if you don't pay your taxes? I'm like, well, it's a real problem. You know, you can get extension. You could be in penalties. They could come, you know, it could be a real thing. He's like, but what if like you just you take your money and you go somewhere like out of the country? And like, that's a really cool way of thinking. Happens. First of all. And then they're like, wouldn't that happen? I go, yeah, you'd have to go somewhere that has like, not only maybe no extradition with the United States, but also has a banking system that doesn't operate within the normal system that the US deals with, you know. So your money would be somewhere that is not accessible to them. I go, you could do that. I go, it's a real long way to go to not pay your taxes. And he was like, all right, all right. Just, you know, just thinking ahead. I'm like, yeah, I would go just fucking pay him. Anyway, it is tax day. Huge thing is that tomorrow, April 16th, the end, the Ari Shafir storytelling show that we produced is coming out. It has an incredible lineup. It has an incredible lineup. This is, you know, the show was called This Is Not Happening. It went away. He ended up getting just a crazy list of people. Nate Bargazzi, DiStefano, Shane Gillis, Jordan Jensen, Mark Norman, J. O'Kerson, Miss Pat. Yours truly, Ali Sadiq, Dan Soder, Sam Talent, and on and on. Duncan Trostle. There's so many, and it's the storytelling show. We're super proud of it. It looks amazing. We're hosting this site for him, but it's Ari's show. And for people who don't know, every comedian on this participates in the back end of this show. So that's a very, you know, Ari Shafir led way of doing it. We're all on this together, bro. So everybody gets a piece. If you like any of those comedians, you can support them. If you go to ymhstudios.com. It's debuting April 16th. So I'm on chapter one. You can see that. There's chapter two. You can see and so on and so forth. Great stories. And we're very proud of it. It's Pat, Jordan Jensen, all the hits. And it's the kind of thing too. I always try to reiterate this whenever we do something like Ticketed. If you do support this, it just leads to more things like this getting produced. Like if you're into this and you spend the money to get an episode or the season, you know, if it works out, then we just go like, how can we make something else? Yeah. And it's good programming. It's not the dog shit that you'll see on the television. That's very true. That's the best part. That's the best part. Oh, you look at this. Oh, it's Tyler's hair. And when he's back into short season again. Whenever he shows the legs. I know it's fucking springtime. I know it's so happy. Guys, listen, your mother's day is coming up May 10th. It's so soon. Why don't you buy your mommy some makeup by your sister? Some makeup by your mom. My lipstick, Christina P liquid lipstick and blushes and glosses and come see me do standup comedy live. I will be April 24th and 25th and Irving, Texas at the punchline. May 14th through 16th, Denver, Colorado at the Comedy Works. Yes, it does. Comedy and prayer. Yeah. And then two nights at Chicago, Illinois at the Den Theater tickets at Christina P.com. Get it now. Denver's almost gone. I think Dallas too. So get on that homies. Hell yeah, dog. Hell yeah, dog. Yeah. Whoa. That was really spicy. Why are you burping so much? What do you do? Well, I was just really hungry. Yeah. And so I scarfed down some beef jerky. And then I had water and then I had this Coke Zero right here. You know what's interesting about you is you'll eat jerky a lot and then you'll have your nicotine patch in your mouth. And so it's an interesting combo. It's not a patch. It's a pouch. It's a patch. And you, your mouth smells like beefy mint. Isn't that cool? Isn't that cool? And what I've found is that children and chicks dig that. That usually comes up to me. They're like, that smells good. Is that beef and mint? I'm like, yeah. Beef mint. Beef mint. It's a whole new flavor. It's a new flavor. Can you get your nicotine pouch to be beefy? Beef. Why don't they do that? I could reach out. I have connections. I'd be like, hey, you know me. I know you. I speak for the client, the consumer. The guy's like steak. Do you have a beef flavored nicotine pouch? Yeah. I'm being serious. You guys love meats. We do. Ribs. You're not wrong. It's not a bad idea. Plus you'd be losing weight because you're not really eating. I didn't tell you this. I went to our old neighbor's house the other night. And every time he invites, you forget that he's training, his origin is being a chef. He made a little cup of something here for y'all. And I'm like, dude, it's so good, but he can just do casually. And he's like, I've brought some mucos and made this homemade guac. I made some ceviche. You know, just to get like, kind of doing something just to hold you over. I'm like, God damn, it's so good. He's so good. Why don't you say who it is? I don't want to say who it is. Well, you know, you get a little shout out. You know, I respect people's privacy. You know, I don't know if he wants people to know. Okay, well. I would ask. I would ask him if he wants his name set. That's all I'm saying. Well, look, here's his name I do want set. Ready for the opening clip? Go ahead. Go ahead. 45,000 soldiers in South Korea to protect us from Kim Jong-un, who I get along with very well as you know, do you notice he said very nice things about me. He used to call Joe Biden a mentally retarded person. Don't tell me about your stuff. Joe Biden, he said he's a mentally retarded person. He was so nasty to Joe Biden. It was terrible. Don't bring anyone loving to this. Don't bring them fucking stand. Welcome, welcome, welcome to your mom's house. So cool. With Tom Segura. Tom Segura. And Christina Schitt's in Christina Schitt's house. Yeah, it's rough. Welcome to your mom's house. Meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow. Feel it, feel it, feel it, go. Let it rip into your soul. Feel the music, go. When you feel fit in your mint. Patches in your mouth make them be flavored so you can suck out the ridges in your mouth. Fintely retarded person. Yes. Fintely retarded person. See, I think you can say the R word if you put mentally in front of it. That's the, that is the workaround. Yeah. That's where you're like, I didn't say, yeah. Fart and word. You can't, you still can't say. Right. Yes. You can't say it cleverly that way. You just have to say mentally retarded and you can say retarded. Right. But then it doesn't hit the same. It doesn't hit the same. You're saying, like if, if he would have been like, he called Joe Biden retarded, it would have been, it's different. The people get on him for saying the R word. For saying that, right. But if you go mentally, yeah, that's the way to do it. And he's so smart and then he'll go, you know, God, I can't believe, could you believe they said that about him? Very sad, very sad. It's so clever. And he also had the duality of, we have all these troops there to protect us from this guy, Kim Jong-un, who I get along with very well. Yeah. He likes me and I like him. Like, what? He's a cool guy. Yeah. Turns out he's a pretty cool guy. Hang out with him. Okay. Yeah. Kim Jong-un is pretty cool. No, I've heard nothing but good things. He is cool. It's crazy when you look back on Kim Jong-un that he, it's rare, I think sometimes that you see somebody who has his position now and his reputation, who did study abroad. He left. What? I didn't know that. He left Korea and did a boarding school, I think in Switzerland, under an assumed name, no one knew who it was. Yeah, in Switzerland. It's so nice that you- For seven years. Yeah. And it's nice that you know this much about him and his story. I know everything about cool guys. Yeah. So he had attended boarding school, oh my God, yeah, for seven years. So I'm saying he has exposure to life outside. Yeah. What a dick. And then he's coming back and he's all, hey guys. So let's look at this. Because I didn't know all of this. He attended under the name Pak Un or Un Pak. He attended the international school in Gülgengraden and Liemenswassenhausenthun. And then he was generally regarded as shy, reserved, and often accompanied by older students or bodyguards. Yet he developed a passionate interest in basketball due to particularly Michael Jordan. He loves Jean-Claude Van Damme movies. Reports indicate he was not strong academically and often struggled with the German language, requiring assistance from friends, though he became proficient enough to navigate daily life. Following his time in Switzerland, he returned to North Korea, attended the Kim Il-sung University, Grandpa University from 2002 to 2007. And his time in Switzerland was kept a secret. He was known as a quiet student who wore basketball jerseys, often picked up in a chauffeur-driven car. He is considered to be highly westernized during his upbringing, having been exposed to western... That's the thing is like, he knows that stuff so well. And he's still just doing, you know, become like the most reclusive country on earth. And to be the person in charge of that, it's a wild thing to embrace. I know. He's such a liar. I mean, it's really crazy. The West is evil. Yeah. And they have TV and McDonald's. You don't want any of that stuff. Meanwhile, he's fucking, he's watching basketball games and he's like, Fondue's pretty cool. You were trying to, no. He's just like... Well, they all do this, especially those rich, like, Saudi girls. Have you ever seen them in Beverly Hills? Yes. They come over and then they get to take off their... Their stuff. The sheets and then they get to go shopping on Rodeo Drive. But then they got to chuck all the stuff before... I learned that in a hotel. I didn't know that. I was staying at a hotel and I think it was like the Beverly Wilshire or something. And this came up and they told me they're like the craziest thing is these girls will come, these wealthy, like Middle Eastern girls, and they'll, you know, they'll shop, they'll wear all this stuff for like a week and then they just leave it here. Because they can't take it back to Saudi, they'll get executed or whatever. And they do it before they get married because now their life will be on lockdown. Now they're just a brood mare for some gross Saudi guy and he's got 10 wives. Yeah. Yeah, it's not wild. It's wild. So they get to go on these room springas to the west and see how great it is and then they go back to their sad, oppressive places and they have to live that double life. So some of them probably, you know, there's a few that go like, oh, I don't want to go back. I'm sure that happens to me. Hell yeah. I'm surprised Kim Jong-un didn't stay. But you know the thing that he probably, this is, because his older brother, who he ended up having murdered. I remember that. Was living a life outside of North Korea, you know. He was what's it called, denounced from the family, excommunicated. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. He was arrested one time, fucking around, I think, going to Japan. And so his brother was like, just fucking kill him. So he killed him. But I think one of the things that happens if you're like Kim Jong-un is you go, well, yes, this is good, but like, I would have to earn it. Like I would have to be a regular person. Or I can go to this oppressive, insane place and be the king. That's such a good would you rather. Would you rather? Because, no, but really think this through. Would you rather be just a rich, spoiled, quote, nobody in Switzerland in Western Europe where you have this money, private car? No, but that's the thing. That's not the would you rather. Because if you are staying, you're not excommunicated. Oh, I see. I see. You're a regular person now. Fuck. He's the reason he was chauffeur and all that's because you're still. You're still under the protection. Yeah. Okay. Or do you go back to your shitty country and oppress millions of people and be a piece of shit dictator? Not just oppress them, but like you throw people in labor camps and then you throw their relatives in there and you have them, they die and you're like, fuck them. I don't know. To your fellow country. Yeah. It's an easy choice when you put it like that. You would definitely choose South Korean, I mean, North Korean dictator. Fuck no, dude. You wouldn't choose being a dictator? Fuck no. No way. You'd rather be a poor, geeky Asian kid in Switzerland. Yes. In any where else? Same. Yes. I know what the world is like. Yeah. I don't want to be anywhere near that shit, man. Well, what's really messed up, but here's the thing you're not even thinking about is that within the confines of your palace, you're still living your best life. You just have to put your head on the pillow at night knowing that you're responsible for starving and killing the population. All right, you just kind of flipped it on me. You get to meet Dennis Rodman. That's right. You get to have a basketball court in your palace. Right. You're meeting McDonald's. Right. You still have the chef and all the... Yeah, your life is cool, but you just, everyone else suffers. I mean, it's cool in here. Yeah, never mind. Right? I have AC. I got a pool. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, you kind of, I didn't really think about it like that. Just don't go outside. Yeah. Don't look out the window, dummy. Too hot outside anyway. It's so hot in Korea in the summertime. Dude. Holy shit, that's hot. Yeah. It's worse than Texas. It's so hot from space. You can see at night, you can see like regions get lit up. Yes, yes, yes. So Seoul is this obviously very thriving technologically advanced city. And then you can see Pyongyang and North Korea and it's just all dark. Because they have like... Rolling blackouts because you can't... So it's dark and then South Korea is bright. And you realize it's just because he wants it that way. If the shots from space are real, can you point out? If we can even get there. Supposedly fucking Artemis is going around the moon right now. But that's from NASA, who I don't fucking believe. Shit. But if you take the letters in NASA and you just throw a T in there, it's Satan. You know what I mean? That's right. I'm sure those guys are up fucking flying around the moon right now. Yeah, real believable. Love that one. Well, I will tell you one thing, Tom. What? Playing Satan's advocate. Yeah. They haven't landed on the moon since 1962. No fucking shit. And guess what? We didn't land there in 62 either. Stanley Kubrick. It's not 69, I think. No, but I'm being serious. We haven't, right? I'm not one of these people that's deep into it. What do we need there though? Just to pacify the people that say we haven't? Because you have to keep the flag of flying up there. That's why they're just like, I got to get that flag up. You got to straighten it out, dummy. Yeah, that's a good idea. Okay, let's spend four and a half billion dollars getting that flag. Can we get a bigger flag? The flag needs to wave. I'm surprised he didn't go. That flag is so small. Let's go over with a fucking huge flag. We need to build Trump Towers on the moon. Yeah, on the moon. Yeah. I don't know. We could live on the moon. Look, enough of this bullshit. I want my fucking, the lovely and just incredible listeners and supporters of this show who have been with us for so long and we wouldn't be anywhere without you. I don't want anything bad to happen to you guys. Just remember that it is tax day. What if someone saw my hair? This is one of those times. Can I wash it here? It's so good. The hair is so good. This is Mike the tax guy, Mike Fidelli from Miami. It's important that you fucking pay your taxes. That's why I brought him up. A couple other things. The hair is absolutely incredible. It's amazing. It's incredible when it's dry. It's incredible when it's wet in a ponytail, when it's down, when it's up. Amazing. He washes it once a month. I didn't realize that people, I don't have hair. I don't even know. Some women practice that. It's supposed to be healthier for you. I find it unbearable. Is that stripping because it strips out the oil for natural oils. Right. With your beard too, you want to maintain the oils. Right. Right. And it gets dry. Yeah, I understand that. Shit's about to go down. It's like one of the worst things that could happen to you. Oh my God. Get your shit together. It's coming. No! There it is! What are you doing? Help! What? I'm about to come! 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Make sure you enter our show name after checkout so they know we sent you helixsleep.com slash ymh. So Mike, I know this has been covered. Great physique. I know you run long distances. I can tell. Very lean kudos on that. He likes to show you too. He could have done just a chest up angle. He could. He could have. The real move, and I'm surprised he didn't do this, is to lose the shorts and just tease what's, you know what I mean? So that people can see the V going down and they go, what's up with those cum gutters? And then, you know what I mean? Like you see them. I know. But you don't show, but you, you allude to it, but he wore shorts, which was an interesting, I didn't think he would be a shorts guy for this. Same. And in the shower, I thought he would go on a trail because he is taking a shower. He's taking a shower and we're like, we have shorts on in the shower? It's crazy. I mean, he went to the trouble of angling the camera. You may as well just. Just angle it up like another inch and a half, but then have everyone go like this. Oh. In the video. We'll see it. Yeah. But again, I'm not doing this. I mean, I'm obviously, any questions? I'm just doing this to deliver mine people that, you know, it makes an account and you need to pay your taxes. That's all. Okay. What's up? Just like you're not his life. Age 64, age 22. Any questions? Didn't think so. I love that. I love the first comment says, been a couple for seven years now and you're like, hold on. I was such, you was 15. That's great. Whoops. Yeah. That is really great. Plus you can share the same clothes when. Yep. Oh no. Oh boy. No. Oh, I love counting cash. Fuck yeah, bro. That's probably the music, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How did you know? I just, I mean, that's just a guy move. Like if you're. It's the kind of guy again. It's the kind of guy. If you're sitting in your car making a video of yourself counting cash, you're probably doing it to music. Yeah. That was really cool that you knew that. I'm guessing too, not saying this is about Mike, but a lot of guys will put the big bills around the smaller bills. You know, you've told me that. I got so much cash here and you're like, there's like 91s there. Okay. Well, hold on. He's aggressive, defensible. Yeah. Okay. But then do you see the picture of him with like Somali orphans? Hold on. Hold on. Go back to that picture. Go back to the picture. Can you read the names of the women in the picture? Maciel, Supranath, Monsieur Thomas, Mallory Van Horn, Lynette Fernandez. Do you think those are real names? Are those real names? Yeah. Tom, they're from different places in the world. Does those feel like real names? No. Maciel, Supranath? Supranath. I mean, the nice one that sounds real. Mallory Van Horn. Van Horn. I don't know. Yeah. It's a little Mallory too. That's kind of. That doesn't feel real. It's a little timing. It doesn't feel real to me. No. Her name, she's like 20. Her name should be Skyler. Mm-hmm. Caitlin. I don't buy it. No. There's no Mallory's. Lynette. That's an old ass name. That's like a bitch, my name. My age is Lynette. That's a very old lady name. Old name. Yeah. You. Yeah? Posted a video and I want to know what was your thinking behind this. Oh. Why did you post this? Did I post this? Yeah. Just like fitness, Tom. I don't know about you, but I like to exercise. Big spade. Sadda. Also, you know what I really like? What? Or when people work out and post it online to let me know that they've worked out and I just want to motivate other people. Like, he's just getting it in. Getting to the gym. This is the kind of guy you get in. Yeah. I like that. Yeah. What do you think? I mean, I was, I had seen this guy in your stories. And then I saw it here. I was like, oh, this must mean something to you. Well, of course. I mean, it's got all the cool guy things. You've got the right angle. The lighting is fantastic. There's TV in the background. What's he watching? Rachel Maddow? Probably not. No, I don't think he's a Maddow guy. And I don't think so. I don't think so. I saw this and I sent this and did you see this? Oh, oh. Have you seen this? Okay, look at this. The kids would love this. Look at how he feeds this line. Strong. Oh, oh, oh. It is. Bro, squish the chicken through the grate. Also that's the system. The system is you go up to the crate. You slide it open for a lion. You don't have like another door, something that you can drop food into. He's like, you slide it open. You throw it in there. You slide it close. Run away. That could never go wrong. Let's see it again. The lion's like, do I want the little chicken or the big motherfucking chicken? I don't know. You can't dangle wrong me. This is crazy. Let me see it again. Okay, so look how calm he is. Dabla-dab. Dabla-dabla. He's like, all right. Look, it's sticking too. It's sticking. By the way, you know that if you were visiting and you're like, where should I stand? They're like, come here. Come here. Yeah, no, we do this every just stand right here. Right here, stand here while they're like, that's what we do. Okay. And then when this goes sideways, they're like, yeah, we didn't think that was going to happen. Yeah, of course. So right now the lion grabs his hand. Yeah, of course. And then he just like, I'll smack that hand off. And then the lion's like, how about I open the door? Well, not only that, look, there's other crates full of raw skinless chickens all around. I know. This is the craziest system. Let's see. It's, but listen, can I tell you a story? Yeah, go ahead. Well, I was in Australia doing road rules. They took us to a crocodile farm and they cut up pigs or dead pigs, right? They cut them up, put the pieces in a wheelbarrow and this fucking crazy guy was like, I had time to fade the crocs. And we walked in a little strip of land in between the two water places where the crocs were and he would just take a wheelbarrow full of fresh dead pig and throw it into the water and they all come up in a frenzy and you're like, yeah, and they trust, just trust. Well, they don't actually, they don't. There's an interesting thing about reptiles and crocs and gators. They're incapable of forming that bond. So all it's about is that person becomes such an expert in their behavior and they have to 100% of the time be aware of their surroundings and what type of mood and what setting is going on because in an instant, gators and crocs can just go like, it's eating time. Yeah. In an instant, there's never a time where they go, this is my caretaker. Never. And I say with the lion apparently. No, but lions actually are capable. They're mammals. And they, and specifically in the big cat world, they can form those bonds. But a gator and a croc will never. No love in their heart. Not even one moment where they'll be like, this is, they'll just be like, if you have it here and you just turn and it's like, I haven't eaten, it's it. They don't give a fuck. Yeah. Ever. It's wild. Is still feeding his, his lines the same way as from when this happened. What? Yeah. Stop. He still does it this way. The sticky rickety gate. He's just like, behave yourself. We'll see all these would, these lions would all be dead, by the way, if they weren't in this because they don't know how to hunt anymore. You know, they get figured out. No, I don't think they're doing intuitively. Not in captivity. Just open the door. That's fucking crazy. That. You think that roar? No, it's terrifying. He's standing on his hind legs. He wants to kill him. That you know that roar, like not so much in your, in your ears, but you're when you're around it, it actually completely disturbs your nervous system. Like it told it. It's not even under your control. If you hear it in person, your actual nervous system takes over and goes, you're going to die. Did you just shut your mouth? You just go, you're like, you just feel it. It's so terrifying. See, I'd imagine it would be nice like when your cat purrs. Uh-uh. Not that shit. No. It's really disruptive. Yeah. It's motorized. It's no good. No bueno. Uh-uh. Murder. Fucking a man. Oh, dude, these fools. So he'll shoko shokad. Yeah, this guy. I really don't know why they wouldn't go, let's just build slots. Babe. Let's just cut a hole that we drop stuff into. No. You know? It's not how these fools think, man. How do they think? They don't. Hey, would you homosexual men please stop trying to contact me on WhatsApp and signal please? I'm not interested. You homosexual men please stop trying to contact me on WhatsApp and signal please. All right. I just want to know, I know that there are gay men that are listening and watching this show. Yeah. How about you leave this guy the fuck alone? How about you stop harassing people? Please. I just wanted to stand up for him. I know, he's so good looking. This guy, I guess. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Yeah. I mean, if you were gay, wouldn't you really be? You asked me what would be my gay type. I didn't think you were going to put it in the folder. Here's the thing though. Here's what's interesting is that signal and WhatsApp, you have to, don't you have to give people that information for them to reach out? It's not like. Christina, you just solved this crime. Yeah. Yeah, you don't just hit people up. Yeah, you can't. Whoa, look, that top one is, look at that hair. He is like almost like Mike Fidele hair. That's fucking nice. That's great. What's that, sir? That's making music? What's he saying? I got a string. Oh, look at those fingernails looking clean. You like that? Love. You lied to me. Tell me it sounds good. Bad sounds looking good, dude. Fuck you. Okay. Okay. That's a cool handle. The handle is cool. P80233721gmail.com underscore. What's he saying? I got a string. Yeah. Oh, look at those fingernails. Looking clean. You like that? Love. Fucking lie to me. It sounds good. Bad sounds looking good, dude. Fuck you. KOTN underscore FPR. That's a fucking really rad handle for social media. Hey, follow me. What's your, where do I type in? Well, simple. Do you have an hour? Jesus Christ, man. Look at his youth college four years of music under Hollywood for four years. Then the rest, look where it's got me now. It's like, well, that was fucking stupid. And also I would argue it's been a little longer than eight years. Since college, I don't think so. It looks like it's about 29. Yeah. I don't think he just spent four years in LA recently. There's a lot of stuff in this room. Oh, what is that? Is that a baby walker thing? No. What is that? What I did. Oh, life. You got an amp? Voila. What did you do? I did. Look what I did. I moved my amp behind the couch. Is that the fucking thing you did today? Voila. Voila. Wow. What I did. Hell yeah, dude. He probably made like six videos. He was like, I don't know where to put this. And then someone was like, put it behind the couch. What's the one with text on it? The bug in the iguana has been drinking. Oh no. Fucking lush. Kitty bug. It's a cool photo. It really does let people know what you're seeing. Bug and the iguana have been drinking for the past two and a half days. Okay. I'm assuming he has a pet iguana in that house. Are you seeing it? It's in the photo. I'm sure the iguana is properly kept in a glass. There's no way this guy skips on anything. Yeah. There's an iguana. It's all by the book. Crawling on his face in the middle of the night. A lot of Alabama. That thing has made an appearance many times. Does he say stuff in those? Look, he's got his phone numbers out. Oh shit. Don't fucking do that. God damn it. That looks old though. Those are old numbers with no area code. Wait a minute. Scroll up. Scroll up. What is on the Bama? Does he say stuff in the Bama stuff? Obviously, I'm bored. Okay. I haven't run out of ideas. I just don't know if any of them are good or not. Yeah, that happens. I don't really have any props. Oh jeez. I'm not Galgar or Carrot Top. Where's the amp? My dog's kicking it by the door. Oh wait a minute. This is what a guitar player shoes look like. That's not true. No. There's a little sock there too that looks pretty cool. But where's the amp? There. There's all my fucking props. Obviously, I'm bored. Alright, I'm... What's with the phone numbers? Let's just watch it. These are people who have died. Pat, her nickname was Kitty. I told Kitty I had a friend named Kitty before. 1980. No, 1990, that's from? Randy Smith from the Smiths and Wesson Band. Oh, okay. Oh, these are his famous friends. Pat, her nickname was... That's the whole video? Yeah. You know, he knows... These are famous guys, Tom. You don't want to show this on the internet. He just did. He just did. Well, I'll tell you what, P80233721.com. Under school. It was nice to get to know you today. I can't wait to revisit this. This was actually really cool. This was really cool. I'm excited about it. I'm excited about it. Yeah, it's fucking insane, bro. God, I love... I love how debased the internet got. I love it. I can't wait for another thing to come out where people can just get really weird. Like, TikTok, yeah. I'm kind of over it. No, no, it's not breaking news. I'm not, but I'm just saying there's not enough realness on there. It's getting cleaned up. Before we take a break, I see here that there's a fan-submitted Pazitsky effect. Oh, oh, oh. What is it? How did you say my last name? Pazitsky effect, sorry. Pazitsky. You said Pazitsky. I mean, because it's written that way. Here, you read it out loud. That's the problem. It was written that way. It better be. It was written Pazitsky instead of Pazitsky. Okay, all right, I'll forgive it. All right, here we go. Pazitsky effect. Dear Tad and Christine, I just had my very first Pazitsky effect and couldn't wait to share it with my two favorite hitlers. That's nice. I've lived in my house for 13 years. I've always hated the fact that in order to reach my towel after a shower, I have to drape it over the sink every day. I would pull back the curtain and stretch pairlessly far across the bathroom while my triple D slat tits dripped all over the floor. Imagine my surprise when one day last week I was sitting in my bed and I thought, hey, I could just put a hook on the wall right next to the shower. Yeah. Boy, oh boy, let me tell you, it has been a game changer. $5.95 and one command hook later, I am rub, rub, rub myself dry without risking life and limb every morning. Having a name for this type of epiphany makes it even more special. Thank you. I would also like to add, I would also like to take this opportunity to confirm that farts do in fact push the shit out. I mentioned I was on my beday the other day, having a real time with it, and all of a sudden a little fart bubble came from behind and launched that kaka out like a rocket. Isn't science beautiful? Love to you and the crew, keep them high and tight. That is an amazing. I love that this is a woman. It's always my favorite. It is, I gotta say, there's something that really brings people together when somebody like tells you a Pajiski effect and inside you're like, I know that feeling. That one really resonates with me. Oh, I still, I just started doing that myself. I just put the hook in next to my shower so I could, oh, you're gonna throw that on the floor? No, it's a trash can. He had a swallow. That's it. Don't waste that. That's good fiber. I will say that like, there's so many times it's like, where there's just nowhere to put this towel. I've done this so many times. Where do you put it on the floor or by the sink? No, by the, on the floor. I've done it the floor. I'll leave it on the floor? I left it on the floor. I mean, on the rug, you know, I'll be like, the most common one I think is if there's a shower door, you hang it over there. I would never, that's the stupidest one because then it gets wet. Why would it get wet? Why? Because you're in the shower. Yeah, it doesn't have to get wet though. I would, for some reason. I'm done and there's water in there. Yeah, but you don't really have a chance to comment. You're the one who was like, you know, I don't really dry off after showers. I don't even know how this affects you. I stopped and you know what? I did for a while and now I'm back to not fully drying. Why? Because now I like to stand there and I fan myself to get the last remnants of the wetness. I don't like it. I don't like drying myself. I don't understand what's happening. I don't either. But I still don't dry myself fully. I don't enjoy it. Okay, can I tell you my Piszczicki effect? Yeah, of course. Okay, you know, for the longest time, you and I have wondered what the allure is to wearing a sun visor. Why would anybody... A visor, yes. Nam hat a sun visor. It is sun visor. That's what I was taught is sun visor. Is it a visor or sun visor? I mean, I think both are correct. Thank you. Well, yours is technically correct. Nobody's like, do you guys sell sun visors here? I say sun visor. You don't say that? Okay, well anyway. Do you guys say sun visor or visor? Probably visor. Yeah, visor. I feel like I've never said the word. Right, you're black. Black people are not like, who's got the visors? Yeah, visors are gay. So visors, generally, sun visors are worn by mostly ladies walking, right? So anyways, I like to wear a straw hat in sunny climates, but you know what it does when you wear a full sunny hat? What? Makes your head sweat. Now your head's all sweaty. And I thought to myself, I thought to myself, I said self, you know what I could really use right now? A sun visor. Thank you. Did you get one? No, never. It's the stupidest fucking thing in the world because then your head gets burned up. No, it's stupid. But I understand the allure. Do you remember Karlin's bit about that? No. He's like, people who wear visors, like, he's like, it's not even a, it's like it's not a fucking full hat. He's like, what you should do is you get a visor and then you get one of them Jewish hats. Now you got a full fucking hat. He called it Jewish hats. There you go. Yeah. Yeah. But it prevents the sweatiness from what I can. That's what you gather from it? That's what I think. I mean, write in and tell us, why would you wear a visor? It's funny now that you pull it because I'm thinking about it. Stupid. You know who I see wearing visors? White ladies. The other, some college football coaches, head coaches. Some of them will wear, I swear to you, there are head coaches that wear visors regularly. Really? Kirby Smart comes to mind. Let's see some sun visors on these guys. So I'm putting college football coaches wearing visors. I'm telling you, I've seen it a number of times. I know why because it has the school logo on it and it's free. Those two have it on. Yeah, you're right. White guys, old white guys love sun visors. Look at these guys. They love it. Yep. Did your dad wear a sun visor? Look at these fucking, no fuck no. Yeah, why would you wear this? A lot of these guys wear visors, dude. Yeah. Doesn't Kirby wear one every time though? Kirby Smart? Let's see if he wears, he always has a fucking visor on. He loves the visor. Yeah. He never is not wearing a visor, dude. It's weird. It's a weird choice. I just realized that. Weird. Why are these guys always wearing visors, dude? I wore them when I was a little kid and I didn't know any better. But I remember being like, dude, my head's on fire. It'd be really funny to hear him or one of them quote, Carlin. I got me this. I'm gonna get me one of them Jew hats. Now I got myself a full fucking hat. All right, I'll see y'all. Go dogs. Gonna get run out of there. Canceled. Actually, down there they'd be like, fuck it, man. Get you Jew hat, Kirby. That's true. All right, let's take a quick break. Okay. We'll be right back. I'm a water park kid, so like, I want the, you know. Do you have good water parks near you? Back in the day, I felt they were. Yeah, yeah, but no. I feel like if I went today, I'd go, oh, this is not what it used to be. Yeah. I was in the water park for the first time. Closer to you. In like, I don't know, in a long time, like last year. And I was, it was, remind me, I was like, oh, I forgot how disgusting. I know, it's sanitary. Yeah, it's so foul. Which one did you, was this with your other family? With the family that I have in Utah. And no, this was what we were all, the indoor place. Which one is it, Schlitterbond? Oh, that is. I didn't want to say that. I didn't want to shit on the business. No, no, no, no. Schlitterbond's the outdoor one, which is massive. Yeah. It's like everybody's out on parole. If you know what I mean, the clientele's rough. You know, throat tattoos. Yeah, rough. Have you ever seen the documentary on Action Park? Uh-uh. That's a water park where you, all those things, all those ingredients were in that pot, including engineering choices. They had a slide that did a full 360 that obviously didn't work. In a water park? Yeah, Action Park. There it is. That's rough. There's a, it's a very delicate way of saying that, by the way. Engineering choices. But yeah, Action Park didn't make it. It had like a resurgence. My water park growing up was white water and E. Coli hit it. And that's, that's where white waters, we stopped going. You know how you have, I don't know if you have this, but I have, there's people who are, you are automatically assigned to, when, when you look at Reels on Instagram of who you sent. So like if there's a death, something like a murder or something, I sent it to Rogan or Connor. So if it's gay, I sent it to Krista Stefano. If it's a severely mentally disabled person, I sent it to Christina. And then if it's, if it's a theme park disaster, I sent it to Ryan Sickler. Yeah, just, you just have like these automa, like, you know, that's their flavor. I'm like, this is our thing. And the thing, like, as soon as you talk about theme park, and I immediately think about when you see, you see these types of like roller coasters or theme park things in a third world country, right away, I'm like, this is going to be bad. And as soon as you open it, you see engineering choices that were made. You're like, this doesn't seem pl, and then you just see a thing collapse with like fucking a hundred people on it. And you're like, holy shit. I'm a big park guy. I don't think any of it's safe. Really? No. I'm the most locked up, what we know and trust our whole lives. Yeah. It's a risk, right? Every time. It's a risk. Yeah. Do you still go though? Oh yeah. Oh, so you still. There's one, for example, just at Universal Islands of Adventure Velocicoaster, which I just told everyone, that's unsafe. Let me see it. There's a part where in my lifetime, or in our lifetime, I feel like it's going to go over the shoulder eventually, because it's just over the lap. But it literally, it turns you up. Yeah. And that's only a lap bar? Yeah, and it's only lap. And I thought, I told everyone, and they were not loving my response. I'm like, I think that's unsafe. Let's ride again. But I think, I'm going to say, I think it's unsafe, guys. And you know, like every year, a couple of things happen on these rides. Yeah, look. Fuck. Just laugh? All right. That's so dangerous. I get it, that oh, it moves so fast, or whatever the engineering choices are, but it just, you know, looks unsafe. Every year, this happens usually a couple of times, which is somebody is too small. Yeah. And a disaster happens, or someone is too big. And on both times, the theme park goes, yeah, I know, like, sorry, that happens. Well, they didn't follow the rules, right? We didn't know he was that small, and we thought he wasn't too big. And anyway, we're going to close for tomorrow. But on Saturday, we're back with discounts. If you want to come and get the new corn dog, this wrapped in whipped cream, come on down. Yeah, they don't give a shit. And it says, no one says, I'm not going. No. It's more a matter of, oh, it wasn't open. They had a massive accident yesterday. Yeah. It'll be open tomorrow. It'll be open tomorrow. Oh, yeah. That's a risk. And you know what? The fun will continue. The fun goes on. You know what? We need to start cultivating more amusement park ride malfunction videos. I think this could be a whole new lane for us. That's a good lane. Yeah. That and Sun Visor merch. Really a whole new area. How do you feel about a visor? Do you ever wear a visor? Sun Visor as in this? A what? Like a sun visor, right? Is that what they're called? See how you said is that because most people call it just what? What did most people call it? You're talking about like the hat, correct? Yes, that is called a sun visor actually. But do you normally refer to is that or a visor? I'm not lying. I do normally that would be referred to as a sun visor. Get the fuck out of here. American. The closest thing is like what the guy has at the casino, like the casino. Yes, you're right. That's a teller. That's a visor. I've never worn a visor. I think you know, actually, no, there's some pictures of me in high school. Where anyone in that, that boy band era. Yeah. You don't even know what you have on and there's definitely a, I got a visor on somewhere. And I bet you it's not on. I got visor on somewhere. I bet you it's on sideways or some. Yeah. Well, you were like, I don't know. Black people are cool. I get it. Like there's a whole thing happening. Yeah, the coolest. Yeah. No. Okay. But that's a fashion choice. Before we get too far though, we should plug the big thing. I mean, WrestleMania 42 is coming up. I love how this all went. I didn't even know we were still, we were on. Oh, we've been rolling. I love that. Yeah, dude. What a great, that's great. Yeah, dude. Thanks for having me. So you thought like, all right, you ready to go? We'll start now. No, I think I got it a few moments ago. Oh, we're in it. We're in it now. We're in it now. Once you start talking about sun visors. Well, look, I fucking knew it. We're here with the champ. Champ. We should point that out. Cody Rhodes is going to defend his title. You're going to defend your title. What? Against Randy Orton, WrestleMania 42, Saturday, April 18th at Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas. Both nights of WrestleMania 42 stream on the ESPN app exclusively for fans with the ESPN unlimited plan on April 18th and April 19th. So make your plans and get ready. It's going to be a wild show. Oh my gosh. Allegiant stadium is amazing, by the way. That's where the great raiders play, right? Raiders are there and we did WrestleMania there last year. Russell John Cena last year in Allegiant Stadium. Why? The only, I did see him. So he was right in my face. The only thing when I think about going this year and such an amazing event for WWE last year is he beat me for the WWE title. Bullshit. And also I was a bit of a, what we call on an away game because here he is, he's going for the record. He's a legend. There's a lot of nostalgia and respect. So I was happy. I was understanding I'll probably be heavily booed even though I am technically a good guy. That's fine. I think we're going into it again. Again. Which I love because I'm back, title with me again. Yeah. It's kind of a little under the breath. Like, is it kind of, is it kind of though fun once you accept? Once you accept booze? You know what I mean? Like no one, like if you ask people, what would you rather have in life? Cheers or booze? Like cheers, cheers feel good. But in the sport when you're like, you know what? Fucking boo me then. Like does that, like, you know what I mean? Do you lean it? Like, yeah, just fucking boo them. I'm about the leaning in kind of the Prince halftime show when it starts raining and he's saying, can it rain more? Yeah. I totally blanchered famous wrestler from Austin, Texas actually. His whole thing was as long as they're the loudest, the longest. You guys do your thing. But I'll say this, when it first started for me in my career, I wasn't even in WWE at the time when the first inklings of that started coming in and there was a bit of an adversarial reaction even though you thought, oh, I was the good guy. Okay, what? It got me then. I felt like I was lying when I said no, no, it doesn't bother me. I think it got me. Yeah. It got under. Whereas today, it's the most fun thing ever. To get food. I love to go the other way. Sure. On nights that you're a conquering hero, Texas, for example, Florida, there are some spaces that just won't do it. They're about, hey, that's our guy. That's but certain spots and certain people you're up against and Randy is, he's also kind of a the, I don't know, I wouldn't say the end of his career because he could go for five more years if he wanted to. But his legacy, his run, that's somebody you want to see. And it's his first WrestleMania main event quite some time. So I'm expecting it. I say that and then sometimes it's a little in the middle, which I love to split. That's fun. Yeah. Because then you got to either win them over or go the other way. The thing if they do like for Cena for years, it was let's go Cena, Cena sucks. And I got a little bit of that coming out of our international tour. That's the first time I heard like let's go Cody, Cody sucks. And I thought, oh wow. I'm not mad at that. Yeah. I'm not, I'm not. And it's less about earning the ones over on the that side and more about, I'm just going to, the ones on my side. I got you guys. You know, it's not the same thing. It just reminded me this thing that I had believed for years. And then I just saw a clip of Steve Martin talking about it. So I was like, oh, I think my instinct was right. He was in this clip talking about stand up and he says to people who are basically, I think he's giving like a masterclass. He goes, don't look at the audience. He goes, don't look at the audience because you can be on stage in front of 15,000 people and just hear roars of laughter. And when you start looking, you'll look at the person who's going like, yeah, doesn't look at that. And then you're like, why am I thinking about this? This one guy. I should be thinking about what feels good about this. I'd spin it in terms of, I will, I can see the faces. I can see the one who may not be buying it. But then typically it's the kiddo who is all like on the edge of their seat. And that's a fun moment, especially as a baby face in wrestling where you can look at them and kind of let them know, I'm going to get up. You know, without saying it, I'm going to be okay. Where they can, you know, you see that they're worried, they're worried if they start, you know, hitting their feet or clapping or whatever. That is a big part of the pro wrestling. Generally our show is 100%. We need them. They are part of the band. So anyone, anytime you're in there and you're, oh, we did this and it was awesome. I landed on my feet and you flipped me over, but then we didn't interact with them at all. We missed the job. So I try a lot to catch the ones who are just really enamored in it and go that way. My brother, on the other hand, will try and get the one guy who is not interested and he will short of killing himself, do everything in his possibilities to get that one guy to be like, all right, I'm into this now. That's me. I'm like, ah. Yeah. That's pretty wild. Yeah. Do you mention Steve Martin, by the way? Yeah. So are you a big Steve Martin guy? I mean, I just think he's an incredible legend and talent. My dad used to have a wrestling school in Georgia and this was such a crazy thing for prospective wrestlers who would come in. They'd come in, I want to be a wrestler. I'm going to be this character. And my dad would ask them, have they ever seen the movie Leap of Faith? Have you seen Leap of Faith? Steve Martin movie? Yeah, I have, but it's been a long time. I think most Steve Martin people wouldn't, it's not really his speed. It's not a comedy. Uh-huh. It's, it's. Oh yeah, I remember this. Yeah. Years ago, but yes. The reason he has them watch it, it is pro wrestling. Oh, the performance. Sheriff comes to town. You know this isn't real, but that's not what we were selling. Your feeling is real. Yeah. That moment, because it's Leap of Faith is they find someone at the door, they put them in a wheelchair, he brings them on stage. It's like they can walk and it's a whole, it's a performance, so a bit, but everyone there benefited from the Liam Neesons in it. It's just an incredible, I don't know if most prospective wrestlers would get why he would ask them to watch this movie, but I always used to laugh. He'd tell them literally leave, watch that movie come back tomorrow. Well, I dated a gentleman before I met my lovely husband who was really into wrestling and I got to go to a. Yeah. An event and I was like, why are you into this stupid shit, man? And he's like, well, don't you get it? It's just good versus evil over and over again. It's the good guy versus the bad guy and the fans are so dedicated to their guy and they come dressed up like their guy and this and that. And then you see it, yeah, it's just energy. It's an expelling of energy, a transference. You're the good guy, you're the bad guy. I don't know. I mean, it's fun. I think it's fun. Anyone you liked. Yeah, I like the Undertaker because he's got his shit. And I was like, that's kind of tight. And again, I drank a lot of beer and I had a good time. You had the perfect experience. She still talks about the Undertaker. I love the Undertaker. Has he been on? Yeah. Fucking Mark came on. Yeah. Have you had Undertaker on here? Not in your mom's house. No, he came on two bears. He came on two bears. He was amazing. Now that he's able to talk, it's like he was embargoed for years where he couldn't tell all these stories about because he was. It was amazing, dude. He's so special. He's amazing. I tell people and I mentioned it a lot, but at WrestleMania 40, he came in the ring to help me. He evens the score. It's like the old sheriff comes to town, but it's all magic to me already. I grew up in it. I have this. It feels very real, no matter how silly the gig can get sometimes. He rolls in, chokeslam's the rock. He looks over at me. It's right here. And right before we did a blackout for him to leave because the Undertaker just never, he didn't just walk to the ring. Yeah, of course. He's magic. He looked at me and he winked and then the lights went out and I thought, well, is magic. Everything else, the Undertaker's as real as it gets. It was just a really special moment. I was so happy that he wanted to do it because this was. Also like everybody. A fucking like gentleman. Yeah. It's really just like an incredible guy. He was really during my time coming up in the wrestling and this I started on the roster in 2008 and he was the locker room leader more than anything. I, I, I, we all knew he was Undertaker. It was awesome. His matches, his storylines, his angles were great, but more for us. He said at the monitor, if you weren't watching the matches that were happening on the live events, he'd ask you why you weren't. He'd talk to you, but he wasn't, he was a really good coach. It was never, it wasn't friendly friendly, but it wasn't overly negative reinforcement. Like you said, just a gentleman. Yeah. Clearly had been brought up well. They played enough team sports to know how this functions and I had also wrestled enough terrible wrestlers to go, Hey, this is how we can make this work. Yeah. Yeah. What makes a terrible wrestler? Gosh. What are you thinking of right now? Yeah. Tell us the names. A terrible wrestler. Who am I thinking? I think what makes for a terrible wrestler is their, their difference between us talking right now and when we go out there. That's actually. So there have been many wrestlers who I've met and like, yeah, you know, cause that's what we want. And they're using all the vernacular. I'll get the gimmick and there's going to be great heat office and this crowd's going to swell. You make your comeback and then we'll do a shotgun finish and we'll head home. Like they're using all the. Yes. Yes. Yeah. You're in and then you go out there and it's full like deer and headlights. They're not able to put the two together. They actually knew what they were talking about. They did. But they can't execute it. But they couldn't execute it. They were in front of a live crowd and they couldn't pivot and today you have to pivot. The crowd never does what we anticipate they're going to do anymore. They're all over the place. Do you mean pivot as in during the match, go break from the plan, like break from whatever we're going to do? Yeah. If we're really, if we're dancing and they are not buying this element of it, we have to make a change. Otherwise this is a massive disservice to them. And is that with an experienced wrestler? Is that just a look and you just kind of do it? Or is like, do you have to exchange words as you're wrapped up of like we're switching this up? Well, every wrestler who's, I guess, good in terms of they can communicate in their well. And the one of the things people forget all the time, I don't have to tell you, hey, please stop kicking me or whatever it is. I can tell the ref. The third man in there is a huge part of that. I can tell the ref. Also we've got great producers backstage who can help, hey, this, take them out of that, do whatever it may be, can give direct it. But when it's really good, you don't even have to say. Wow. Yeah. Wait, but how often does a pivot like a real pivot have to happen for a match? Well, it's pivoting. Sorry if this is so nuanced. It's pivoting in. I don't ever want to change fundamentally who I am as a character. So I like to make the right decisions as a character. That's typically what I'm offered is the right decisions. So I'll give you an example. Stephanie McMahon, she's getting ready to go on the WWE Hall of Fame. Wonderful person has taught me a lot. We had a promo in the ring the other night where I turned her around. I told her, I got two words for you, which is her husband's famous saying. But instead of saying, suck it, I said, thank you from the speed she had given me. That crowd wanted to hear suck it. And they wanted to hear, they wanted violence. She was basically egging me on. You've got to be more. Otherwise, Randy's going to beat you. It was really, really great education in real time. So those are choices I can't pivot on because I'm okay with them not liking that because I am loyal to me as a character. I'm not going to flip flop to where I'm consistent for them as an audience. They know he's going to make the right decision. In the ring, though, we're fighting each other. Right. Right. If they're into the idea of you beat me up, keep beating me up. If they're not in the idea of me on topple, that's an area where we can switch where we don't have to fundamentally change characters. Okay. If that makes sense. Yeah, that's a good explanation. Right? In the ring, it's supposed to be we're based in sport, even though it's sports entertainment, but two guys, they're underwear beating each other up. Let me ask you something that's also, I think, specific to this audience. How bad do some people smell? Oh my God. What a great question. Man, that's a great question. I don't know if we have any current smellers where it's, where it's, but back in the day. When there were Friday, Saturday, Sunday show and then Monday TV, you could tell the ones who didn't take their gear out of their bag. Wow. Because you got to do the thing when you get into the hotel room, you take your gear out, you hang it on the lampshade, you lay your knee pads out, you lay like you lay it on the floor. Let it breathe. Bring the Febreze event or bring multiple sets of gear. Yeah. Yeah, what a crazy concept. Billion dollar company, you know, you don't have to have the same set of tights. So you could tell the ones who didn't and that you'd be surprised. Here's, here's what we might surprise you. Most wrestlers smell amazing. No. Really? Because think of it, we're going to go out there. We're half naked and we're in each other's face. I'd say this is probably men and women. I douse myself in cologne. Oh, you'll see a lot of the old timey wrestlers. They'd be in their trunks and their t-shirts. They'll go and they'll brush their teeth right before the match. Yeah, I hope I'm not giving too much. No, I think it's more of a respect for the respect thing. Like we're going to go out there. We're probably going to punch each other in the face. A couple couple are going to slip. Does anything gross ever happen in a match? Yeah. What's the grossest thing? Um, I mean, the grossest thing that can happen to you in a match is if you shit yourself. Yeah. That's the and that's that happens. That happens. I have never. But I was once told I had food poisoning. No. And I was once told by a brain mysterious so kindly. He's like, oh, when you get out there, the adrenaline will take over. You'll be fine. Nope. He goes up, flips me over. Immediately it's coming up. I rolled under the ring, which is a common roll under the ring. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Puked every bit out of me, rolled back out, got back into it. Yeah, every blood gone from my skin, just gray and so. Yeah, under the rings, a safe place to be sick. There have a few. There have been a few defecated in the ring moments. And I think I imagine that farts happened. Oh, all the time. Yeah. And the and it's funny, the bigger the guys, the the the worse, you know, like they're the legendary big show, the giant man. He was a legendary stink that ring up and hilarious, like not even hyperbole three or four rows could smell. Could smell a big show. Big, you know, that's a great picture. Like he's such a great guy. It looks like you think you can fart. Yeah, but he was I think he has a legendary. Andre, the giant also is a legendary fart. Yeah, that's that's that's a thing. Come on now. Yeah. I one time slammed a guy and he he shit himself. Damn. And I heard it, which was even made it even weirder, like smelling it kind of like what's that? He he that happened, but I heard like that like the noise. Yeah. And then it started to smell. And this was at a place in England called Minehead, which is Butlins, which is a kids camp. So we're in a big circus type tent. So this wasn't the this was a lot of Gaga fun matches, not the high stakes. But the funny part was like a cartoon. He got right up and the finish was him kneeing me in the head, I think. He got right up and he put the knee in, like gave it to me, covered me real quick and then grabbed his butt and ran to the back. Like a cartoon, like what's going to happen next? The point where I thought once you've seen somebody like that. Yeah, yeah. We're we've know everything about you. Of course. Yeah, we're bonded. Yeah. So it happens. Has it happened to me yet? It'll it'll happen. You think so? Oh, yeah, it'll happen. How old are you? Forty. You're 40. Yeah, 40. Bro, you look good, man. I was made up before this. That's all. Jesus. Little men's grooming is all. I look OK, though. Do you you must I'm assuming feel this because when you talk to like, you know, an NBA player. Yeah. They're like, I just saw this clip of Yanis and he was watching himself at 25. And he was like, I was a beast then. And they're like, still he's like, no, but like I could feel. Yeah. Watch this clip. I remember like how explosive. I do you feel that, you know, the taxing nature of what you do now? Or you're like, damn, like this is wearing on my body. I actually would say reverse, except for one example. I feel better than I've ever been. Wow. Wrestling bell to bell. Maybe just because it took me a real long time as not a P.D. guy. I just naturally tried to get better and bigger and kind of make myself a heavy weight the old school way. And I feel better except one area, jumping, jumping. My there's a thing called a leapfrog where guy runs underneath you and you leapfrog over him. I still think that it's like when I was 22. Oh, yeah, you don't, you know, you don't have to duck too much. I got you. It's you feel it. It's not there like it used to be to the point where if I'm doing a leapfrog, I tell him, please, please duck, duck. Otherwise this this matches over right away. You know, so like Logan Paul, who's really, really good, it's an incredible athlete. His leapfrog was what mine used to be. So it's kind of at that point in your career where you say, take it out. No more. No, you don't have to. You don't have to finish it. How do you survive a pile driver? It was one tombstone or tombstone. I actually know that one. That was one of the guys that I would want. Undertaker was tombstone. Tombstone is the easier one. Tombstone, because you're up and you you drop in that the whole the motion of it looks incredibly damaging and maybe a little tap on the head that you don't want too much because that's your your neck and yes. That's why I'm asking how do you survive that? Look at that. The other one, which is an old school, Memphis Jerry Lawler, power driver, you're really reliant on the thighs. You're reliant on the butt and thighs, believe it or not. See that one? He's falling on his legs and your head just kind of taps. Your head wants to be in that. And you know, there's always a little tap. If there's not a little tap, we probably, especially with HDTV, but very hard to execute, which is why power drivers were banned in WDV minus the tombstone for years. And then Kevin Owens did the package power driver to me. The first Saturday Night's Main Event we had. And that one's pretty pretty damning because he grabs your legs to your leg, you're in a little ball. Yeah, there I am. Look at me. Look at that face. Yeah. Dude. Yeah. And he brings you down. No control. Hands aren't there. So what are you learning? You've got to really trust somebody. Yeah. So it could be like sex camp too. Like it looks like it could be, you know what I mean? If you were lovers, this would be like a very erotic thing to do. I think it's safe to say a lot of positions are in the wrestling space. You would, you could even say if you couldn't, if there was a language barrier, you could, I mean, a tombstone, you're in a 69 position. You know, if you needed to explain it. Yeah. But yeah, there's some sexuality there to the game. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But that package bow driver was the first one we'd done in a long time. It looks so scary. Yeah. But that's the, you know, it's a, hey, it's like the roller coaster. I know. So there's a risk. Yeah. There's a, there's a, there's a huge risk, but WB, you get, you know, hopefully you're in there with the best of the best and we're all, we're all very crazy. And I think a little bit, what's the term, but we like the pain. Yeah. You know, you got to, yeah. So. Do you, do you guys see each other naked in the locker room? Is it like football? Um, I want to say it's a pretty, I haven't, this sounds pretentious, but I haven't been in the locker room in a while because I have a bus. I got my own little locker room. You know, I know, I know, I know. I'm the champ. Yeah. I've had that for a while. But I don't know if the modern locker room is as naked as the old school locker room. Old school locker room was definitely. Everybody's probably roaming around together, right? Right. Well, so my dad is, there's all these stories about, because he was also the creative director, the booker of the show. So you'd come to him and ask, what's the finish? What are we doing? He's famous for always being in his cowboy boots and naked. While telling them like, oh, you'll be over on Stinger or whatever it may be. And everyone has a story that that they were, I think a far more naked bunch. But what I'm I'm I'm thinking to wrestling is, I don't know if comedy is the same, but wrestlers are always working. There's always a bit of wrestling going on. And I think that nakedness, believe it or not, was a disarming tactic. A way of I'm so confident. Something. Yeah, I don't know. But I don't think because he wasn't like that around the house. Never like totally dropping it. Just chill. Yeah. Guy asked me on a podcast once and it scared me to death. He said, when are you out of character? Like when are you not in character? And I thought, I don't I don't know because I play me. It'd be easier if I played Spartacus and a helmet. But I play me. That's a tough question. That is a good question. Yeah. And then you say, you know, are you are you living a lie? Like, you know, like you get caught up in these like deep thoughts about it. I've kind of determined when I'm out and when I'm not. Yeah. But yeah, a lot of the nakedness. I think that was part of it. That's cool. I don't know. I think the locker room's got to be naked. I'll go ahead and say that. Well, there's a story about Rodney Dangerfield where he would answer his front door just in a bathrobe. Yeah. Open to like, I think there's something obviously disarming about seeing a male's genitalia. It immediately takes away any bullshit. Right. Yeah. I'm kind of like, oh, well, I guess I'd better obey. Better get to it. Right. Whatever we're here to talk about. Let's get to it. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I think I think if it's a locker room, to me, it's weird if guys would be like hiding, right? Well, here's the thing. There's a way there's a way about you because there's the natural way of like you're in a locker room and you're changing, you're changing. Yes. There's so if you're changing, you can't you're like that's normal to do. It's like, is your thing to stand and talk to people like that? Because that's kind of a choice, right? That is a choice. Yeah. And there's a there is like a message with that is like, I'm going to stand and talk to you like this. And then like, are you are you approaching people as you talk? Are you staying? Are you staying in your space? Like there's all these little elements to it that inform the psychology behind it. You know, there was a guy who used to call spots, wrestling moves while naked. And I think it was all to make the person so like if they're sitting back in a locker room, he'd be in front of them, fully just swinging like an annual back drop me. Where is that? And I think all of it was to really. Yeah. Who leave an impression. Yeah, I yeah. No, that's a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. It's a power. But is it so like what's more powerful? If you're if you're packing or if you're not and you're. Oh, is it interesting? Is it just really interesting? Is it just the confidence of, oh, this guy don't care. Well, because put it this way. OK, so so here's the deal, though. Yeah. If you if you open the door. Oh, like, are you really going to take the time to assess the size of the guys? Junk, I would be too frazzled and taken off. I would not even be like, hey, that's a good one by the person's decision to do that. Right. Yeah. You're not. I wouldn't be able to go. Well, it was that was a good size to her. No, no, I agree. I think if I if someone that first thing you do, it'd be like, what the fuck is happening? Yeah. Like if somebody answered the door that way. But if you're like, if it's like a co-worker and they're talking to you make a great point, which is like. I almost think the average size or smaller guy who decides that you're like, this guy doesn't give a fuck. Yeah. You know, yeah, it's kind of cooler. He's small. Yeah, he's bold. He's bold. He's what's his name? My respect. No, what's the punk guy? Gigi Allen had no dick. No dick. And he's walking around in public at shows like, hey, motherfucker. And everyone's like, you know, sir. Yeah. I am. This is going to sound crazy, but you brought it up in terms of because I went to a doctor recently where I had to pull my pants down for whatever check that was. And this never have I been made to feel stranger in a place that you're supposed to not. Yeah. This is. But he did what he needed to do, checked me out. And then I had them still down and he sat back down and he goes, pull your pants up. What are you doing? Like the way he said it to me, I was like, I don't know. You I don't know. Like it made me. You were enjoying it so much. Made me feel so uncomfortable. Man, I'm like, you know, you know what happens to me? By the way, every doctor's every time I met a physician, any type of doctor, whenever it's a medical exam, I have never like I've never seen a smaller version of my penis than when I'm like, I could take the penis that I have right now. And if you walk me into the next room and like the doctors there, immediately it'll be like, let's retract 35 percent. I'm like, what is I think it's fear. It's fear. I guess it's fear. Has that ability to do so. That's that's I'm sure a doctor knows that. I've always said, like if you think it's small, I promise you it gets smaller because if you go to the doctor with me, it is minuscule. I guess it is fear. I have a there's a the group of wrestling fans that are, I would say, not Cody fans. One of the things they get mad at is I often will make a little penis reference to guys I'm wrestling against. Really? Yeah, I've done it more than once to the point where they rightfully so have noticed there's a pattern here. He goes there a lot. Yeah. So I'm not trying to pull it back. Not everyone needs the little dick thing to go there, you know, but it's so effective. That's the other thing we could end this argument real quick. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, just just call it out. Yeah. Also, it's wrestling. I could be making it up, you know, but also the energy you're given. It seems these seams are not wrong here in this choice. Why are you so defensive? Yeah, man. Yeah. And then the other thing you're getting real hot about that. I don't know. So yeah. That's cool. There's so much tied to just just saying those words to somebody. Yeah, it's just it's everything. Well, today, wrestling promos, everyone wants a cutting, nuclear bomb zinger. And I'm thinking we can't really that's the closer. Yeah, I really go anywhere. So that's where my mind goes sometimes. You know, it would be fun. Yeah, good point. Is next time you're in one of these situations, you're like, I'm going to fucking like crack this big dick motherfucker, like just to go the other way. Yeah. Like I'm going to take him and his big dick and strangle him with it. And everyone's like, wait, what? And you'd be like, yeah, dude, I'm going to fucking choke you out with your own dick. That thing is and everyone's like, hold on. It's not. Just take it the other way. Oh, my. Right. I just gave you an idea. I was going. It's such a good baby face, baby face idea, you know, because you find yourself in a lot of those respects scenarios. You and every big dick motherfucker I'm going to get it. Oh, I love it. I get some fans get mad at me because for a long time as a baby face wrestler, I always, if it was somebody else, usually would lead with a handshake and something complimentary. It wasn't until deep end we start getting to all right, I'm a bite back here. But there's that clip of that guy on the plane who's like, I want to shake your hand. I don't know if you've ever seen it. It's like, I want to shake your hand. He clearly had done something awful. He's like, I want to shake your, he's all drunk and it gets played all the time for me on TV because I overly do it. This is this dude. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I've seen this. I have seen this. He's getting like tossed from the plane. Right. Yeah, I think he's getting tossed, but still decides to. He needs to shake someone's hand. I want to shake his hand. Pull me off the fucking plate. I want to shake your hand. It's amazing. All I want to do. I want to do. You stupid. He's fully getting tossed. Why he needed this? But yeah, no, you could the week before you and I are TV, you could Powell drive me. I could be bleeding profusely. And then I have a habit the next week to. For some reason, it's I got to get it. I got to, I got to get it out. I'm a good guy. Well, I think, I think at a certain point, maybe we got to go bad. Right. Yeah. And then. Yeah, you have to turn bad. Yeah. And then, and then if people don't, they think they know what they want with that. All you get new music and he'll dye his hair dark and he'll be back. And then I don't think they know how far I'd love to go with it. Just you won't like it. You know, like which, which I don't know if it works for the business of it all. I would love to see it. Will you put those cans on just for a moment? Hell yeah. We can show you something. Make sure you make me not wear them the whole time. Yeah, of course. You can put it over the back if you want so it doesn't. Oh, that's good. All right. That's there. Yeah, it's still good. OK, so the great producing staff here pulled a little bank of videos. This falls into our horrible or hilarious like we show you a video and you decide is it funny or is it actually quite sad? Oh, great. But they're all wrestling themed. OK, my wife and I do this with. Oh, you do? Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's that kind of thing. Yeah. Terrible fall. Yes. I hate it. Terrible. I love a scream. I like when someone's, you know, really moaning in pain. All right, here we go. Oh, fuck. Oh, his foot. No, no, no. His left arm broke. Oh, that was really bad. Look at his. The Mrs. I think this is Ray Phoenix here. Hit me with it again. That that was really bad. Oh, dude, look at his pants. It's bent the other way, bro. It falls on. Yeah, it goes under. So that's that's that's horrible. That's horrible. Oh, fuck. That's horrible. Also, you can tell the guy he noticed. Yeah, that he did it. Yeah, that's the luchasaurus that you. I think also that's horrible. But in wrestling, you almost always want there to be someone to blame. Yeah, there's not anyone really to blame there. Yeah. Oh, it's a table bump. And it's just the mechanics. These are the things that happen. That can happen. Yeah, that was really horrible. That is really horrible. That was terrible. OK, here's another one. Oh, fuck, dude. You guys OK? Yeah, I love you guys. OK, you guys OK. You might be my favorite part. You guys good? Well, I tailbone. Oh, I feel that. So keep recording. Keep recording, sir. He's doing great. I love he's like, you guys all right? That's amazing. Yeah, I was I love that for a couple reasons. OK, this is what I get it that what we what we do is fun. And there is but there's a craft to it. Yeah. What do you mean? You think it's a bad idea to stand on the roof of a house? We used to we used to run these videos before shows. These don't try this. Yeah, this is why. So this is completely by your own design. Not only could you start small and say I'll pow drive him in the living room. No, let's go up to the roof. And also wrestler physics, even bad wrestlers are the worst. They're always like, we'll fall forward. We'll hit the table. And they never think about propulsion, the direction they're going. Oh, your head hit the floor. That's why these guys don't even make it. Right. They just straight through. I think so. And also the Peter Griffin after. Oh, like I'm trying. He he's got him. Brutal. Like he has him in a setting up to do what to it. This is a type of pile driver. It kind of looks like a power bomb more like he was going to. But the guy's low, which is already a bad sign. He needs to be up there. And there's a table. So he wants to crack him on the table. And I think yellow pants slides through table. And there's also the the plan because you're talking about the plan. The plan was so what we'll do is we'll jump off. Here we'll go through the table and then we'll just bounce up. Right. I just just like jumping out of the ring. Was it was the idea that this was the finish? This also because this is backyard. Oh, I see. I see. He landed directly like through the table directly on like just onto his ass. And so his tailbone just snaps. Not a train. Oh, and the other kids head what just hits the floor. So there's this there's this like big argument and wrestling today on big violent crazy moves versus storytelling. These are the type of videos that you do find yourself even at big WrestleMania events, asking yourself, is this worth it? Right. You got it. And you always ask yourself that privately. Don't ask yourself when you're around the other guys. Yeah, yeah. Don't and never do the what would you do? Is this worth it? Is this worth it? Sometimes it is a risk. Yeah. That's a rare risk. Yeah. And if it's worth it, design it to where you can do it effectively. And both of you walk away. And I told you before we play this, I was so distracted with what we saw. My favorite element, which are the screams are actually there in this too. And we've isolated those. Is it good? Right? Yeah. That's a good one. I love this. Yeah. Yeah. This one's great. All right. That's a winner. That's a really good one. Here's another one for you. Oh, no, not the chicks. Oh, no, I know it's. Oh, hell yeah. Okay. All right. Yeah. My kind of ladies. Oh, it's a bloody tampon. That's right. I want it's a good one. Yeah. Get it, bitch. Now, this is brilliant. This is the kind of shit I would do. Oh, can women do this? I mean, this is an independent show. They're pretty much probably an adults only show, 18 up. They can. Right. There's kids in the audience. Yeah. I think this one they can get a little while they're at. This one I know pretty well because back when I wasn't with WWB, when we would be hiring or considering others, these type of videos could either help you a lot or be the reason that we don't hire you. Discovery or Warner Media at the time could not. This, here's, I don't know where I fall in on this one, but I love that you loved it. I would pay whatever the ticket price is for WWE for your event here in Vegas, double just to see that shit. Because this, but this is also. But I'm mentally ill, Cody. Yeah, but here's the thing. This also plays into her. Like chicks being, like this is like, that's kind of a punk, rebellious, gnarly thing. It's gnarly. Gnarly bitch. Yeah. It's entertaining. I love glow, the gorgeous ladies of wrestling growing up. I think it's in the middle for me because it entertains you. And this is how wrestling is hard. They have seen so much. Yeah. There's so much content out there. The crazy thing is if you're not looking at the tampon incident itself and you look at the people around it, they're having a good time. They're having a blast. I like the chant that started, you sick fuck. Yeah, that's a regular chant in wrestling. When you do something crazy. Yeah. I, again, is it worth it? Moment, but I tend to always would like old timer matches when we teach wrestling. I'll always pause it on when the crowd is going nuts. And I'll tell the students, hey, you might have an opinion on Hulk Hogan or this here. But I'm just letting you know, as far as a worker in wrestling goes, this is all that matters. A worker. They're like a wrestler worker. Their enjoyment is all that matters. Yeah. You know, one out of three here. She crushed it. One out of three liked it. So it's a. All right. Yeah. I didn't know that chicks could do cool stuff like this. I didn't know. Cool is an interesting choice. I love that you're showing me this. WWE is probably terrified. I've seen him though. Yes. This is our locker room. Yeah. Look, we're showing you things that are out there. You didn't bring these in. We brought them to you. Yeah, this is on us. Oh, yes. You seen this one? Oh, yeah. Look at him. Shit. That's really high. No, wait, right before this physics as you're going into this as a pro, like if you're watching this, you're like, man, did you guys really work this shit out? Right? Like this is this is. Yeah. Oh, dude. Can I say something that also. Bro, into my head right there. Yeah. It was part of why he missed was his concern for the guy on the table of like, I don't want to like, I feel like he was. Thinking of protecting his fellow man a little bit too. Like. Yeah. Also wrestlers, I'd say there's a bit of a rule. This is a if you think you're far enough. Yeah, you're go a few more feet back. Everyone's a bit longer than you think and he's jumping. Yeah. He didn't have a shot at making. He would have barely winged him and it's still in steady. It's the elbow totally on his own. Yeah. So this is what I say with the wrestler physics is you got to know you're jumping. You're pushing off that wall. So push out. You're going out. Bring that table. It's the same as if you're going to catch me. I'm going to do a cross body at the top. If you're further out and I'm short, you can step in. But if you're too short, falling back is probably not the best option. This. Why does it feel like I'm talking to the smartest wrestler? Yeah. Why are you like the smartest? I feel like if I brought in half the rest of the day, be like, fuck that fucking. Stupid fuck. You'll be like, OK. Well, all I can say here is like he's a prime example. The tampon spot we saw earlier, the crowd enjoyed the air sucked out of the room. And there's no way they can come back from this. No, no, no. No, no. Do anything after the guy that he has to go to the ambulance. I bet they did do stuff after this. What do you mean? These guys. Broken. I mean, I don't know. He's done, bro. He's well, what happened right after? Did did I don't know? Did wrestler go and check on him? Wrestlers love to pick each other up right after we did something heinous to each other when you're like, please, don't touch me. Yeah. Oh, yeah, but that was the physics. If I'm the guy on the table in that spot happens, you got to stand up and do one of these. Yeah. Oh, right, right, right. Look at this. Look at this dummy. Look at this dummy. But also, Cody, correct me if I'm wrong, but you're right that this substantially higher than you guys standing on the ring, right? I know you guys will stand on the pole. Well, that's a lot higher. So your question, you asked, did they work it out? No, I don't think he walked out during the day and climbed the pole at that gym because it's an independent show at a gym. I've been there. See, look, you've got a crowd that is completely gone the wrong way. You got that guy in the white shirt who's half working, half not aware. This dude is probably sincerely very hurt. Yeah, he doesn't know, which is always worse too. When we're when we're indicating how much pain we are in. Sometimes it's hard to actually let them know I'm toast, you know, table wheeled away. That was strange. Everyone's still like, the match is still going. Our match is still going. Yeah, our match is going. The match is still going. I mean, wait, white shirt guy duct tape. And he's like, give me some duct tape. I'll fix his arm. I don't know. I mean, he's collapsing, dude. Yeah, he is duct. He is duct taping it. So they're trying to make this. Yep. They're trying to will this back into existence. In the in the question we had earlier, is it worth it? That one was not worth it. Right. That was not worth it. That you didn't need that. And that that also is what I tell people all the time with independent wrestling. If you're trying to make a viral moment, a cool video, something crazy, you got to make sure you can do it because if we get you and you're broken. Yeah. Oh, we got the guy who jumped off the high school gym. Also, he's his left arm isn't real. You know, yeah. So he's paralyzed. Yeah. Fuck. It's a raid getting over the top. Oh, I don't like it already. I don't like it. It's backwards. Terrible. This guy ends up walking away. He pinned him. Did he have to pin him, Cody? Did he really have to pin him? Kind of he probably just won, right? He wanted that win. Yeah. Wins are hard to come by in the wrestling space. He needed the dub. I believe I don't want to make fun of these cats because I believe this guy walked away. This is I'll just say this. That guy who landed on his neck. Yeah. No. And is it is like wondering if he's going to walk in that moment. Oh, my God. The other guy goes to pin him. Yeah. And the ground is that's the closest he ever came to saying it. OK. Really, really on the verge. And he was like, you motherfucker, like you can just let this fucking go for this. Yeah. Wrestlers have a tendency to run into the fire a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. So two examples they always modern day. If someone that happens back up, back up, run to the corner, back up. They're not even if you have to perform out back up, go in the crowd, throw a pot, something back up. The other one is back in the day, jumpers just come in the ring, fans thinking they could fight the guys. Yeah. Yeah. And the rule was, oh, well, they think what we do is fake. So we got to really beat them up bad. Yeah. Yeah. So wrestlers kind of are chomping at the bit for that moment. But modern standard, nope, literally don't encourage more of this. If somebody gets in. But there was one. Back up. Yeah. In the last few years, I remember somebody tried to fuck with one of the top tier guys. Yeah. And he like he bodied them, dude. Well, this is, I think you're talking about there was a guy who sprinted. Yeah. Yeah. Who got catfished online, some terrible story. Thought it was all real. It was Seth Rollins. Yes. Seth turns around and fucking lights his ass up. Yeah. And I think Seth thought it was one of us. Really? Like, I think he thought it was a piece of business. That one, dude. That's a terrifying moment. Yeah, that was terrifying. Moment. So that guy, wait, that guy got catfished into doing it. I don't know the full story, but I believe he thought, you know, that happens. I'm sure, you know, that's because it felt like a guy who was like, I'll fuck. I'll fuck with you guys. Yeah. He gets a full, he gets a full full run, but he tackled them. And then I forget who if Seth just kind of got out of it or if they came and got him. But I think everyone was super confused. Pre-show or post like post match or pre-match post match. He's walking back. She's walking back like the last thing on Earth. I remember this. You'd think that was going to happen is a fan running full speed at you. Yeah. That's a rough one. Yeah. Yeah. This guy just got out of a match. Right? Yeah. Probably fucking adrenaline still going. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah, it was just he. Yeah. What the fuck is that? That's a fan. Oh my God. What the fuck is he doing, boy? There we go. That's terrible. There we go. That's terrible. I remember I must be thinking of something else. It happens. It happens. It used to happen a lot more. I'm thinking of one where I saw a wrestler actually see someone. And I feel like. Oh, there's a famous one where Triple H is currently the boss. Yeah, the boss. He's the man. Maybe it's that. He's wrestling Steve Austin and he's the bad guy. And the fan tried to get in and he was locks him and bodies him, throws him like kind of focused out, but hard, hard. That that was a big, big thing back in the day when I don't know. So NWO Hulk Hogan turns and the NWO moment happens where he becomes a bad guy. This is a big moment in wrestling history. There's all these fans who threw stuff. There was all kinds of craziness like that. And I remember backstage, it was hectic. Me and my sister were talking to a man who was standing next to us just about the show. And I looked and he was handcuffed to the door. And it was one of the guys who had run in and they would hold them. They'd hold those guys before the cops got to him. Because this is really archaic or really old school. Let me have a minute with them. Yeah, just because they really didn't want to. I don't know if it was the right thing to do or not, but Macho Man was notorious for it. If you tried to run in on Macho Man. He would have been like, fuck you. Yeah, he was ready for that. Is this it right here? This might be it. This might be it. Did somebody a fan invades them? No, dude. Why would you fucking mess with these guys? Oh, a day just starts wailing on them. Hell yeah, dude. And the ref is kicking them too. Yeah, I'm all for this method. Oh, he gave him a shot on the way out? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Holy shit, dude. Great. Good. I mean, you have to, in any case, if someone rushes the stage, you have to be ready to defend yourself. But I am such a corporate me now that you will see me just back up the corner. Just decide. I don't know what's going on. Well, listen, man, we wish you well. Thank you. This is a big deal. It's got to feel amazing to be headlining again, WrestleMania. That's got to be incredible. It's WrestleMania 42. It's going to be April 18th at Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas. Both nights of WrestleMania 42, you can stream on the ESPN app exclusively for fans with the ESPN unlimited plan on April 18th, April 19th, the first hour of night one and two will broadcast on live on ESPN two and ESPN respectively. You want to talk any shit to Pat McAfee or anybody that's an Orton fan or anything? You remember when somebody asked Mariah Carey about J.Lo, you know, that's kind of where I stand on the Pat McAfee thing. I don't know him. You know, these people think the WWE reaches out to some of the outside folks and ask them to come to the party and they don't realize that it's usually them pitching to come to the party. And I think it's flattering that you want to be in my match. Cool. But, you know, I don't know him. Wow. Yeah. I do know Randy Orton, my opponent. Yeah, you do know Randy. Yeah, so it's going to be great. I'm sure Pat will have something to say about this. Is Pat coming on here? I mean, you know, the way he's just asked, I don't know if I should even ask him. I've known him a while. I know he's, you know. Yeah. I just talked to Shane Gillis and he was like, that's my boy. And then like 10 minutes later, he just kept pointing at the camera. Talking trash to Pat. So I don't know where everyone lands on it. I know. I know Pat a while he's a fun, huge fan of the sport. And, you know, I'm just an observer. I don't, I'm not trying to start anything. I just thought maybe you could say. I think I respect the hustle from building this show up. And obviously the incredible success with College Game Day. He's had incredible success. I just wish someone in his orbit and his circle would say no every now and then. Wow. You know what I'm saying? Jesus. You need, you need those people around you to go, I don't know. The next Sylvester Stallone Pat? I don't know. Jesus. You know what I mean? Yeah. Pat. So. Jesus. Yeah. Dangers. It got cold in here. Yeah, dude. That was ice. And that's, I think that's a perfect way to go out. Thank you for coming by. Thank you so much. Congratulations on all your success. And good luck at WrestleMania. Thank you. See you next week. My mommy. One of the greatest forms of entertainment on the planet. I feel like I can beat anybody in the world in wrestling. I'm doing, I'm in this degree. I think wrestling is for fucking retards. It is the fucking stupid shit. It's fucking fake and you're a fucking idiot. It's pathetic. It's pathetic. I think wrestling is for fucking retards. I think wrestling is for fucking retards. I think wrestling is for fucking retards. I think wrestling is for fucking retards. I'll tell you what though. I'll tell you what. It was actually pretty fun. What was? The event. Going to a live event. Yeah, so it's the Special Olympics. It's a fun thing to go to. But it's not real. It's not a real competition. You see, you smack down my wrestling. Christ. And then he tagged in his partner. And then they grabbed a chair. Man. Wrestling is for fucking retards.