One Spoon of RZA

And now the bonfire with big J. O'Crossen and Robert Kelly We got this last minute RZA interview. Yeah, we came in early. We got a last minute RZA interview that we're going to interrupt the lost tapes with. But yeah, we're excited. We're really excited. Now before it's happened, let's see how it goes. Yeah, so enjoy. What if he turns on us hard? We'll run. We'll throw Jacob at him and then we run. Jacob, you deal with him. This is a very exciting interview for me. It is. Yeah. And we saw Isar's movie last night. Went to the premiere and very funny. We went into the theater early. Theater five. It's a bunch of little theaters. You and Christine. Me and Christine, my date last night. We're a great couple, by the way. Power couple. Power couple. We walked right in. Like nobody stopped us and we're sitting in there. We grabbed the seats in the back. Little small theater. Theater five. And then Bokeem. Woodbine. Woodbine walks in with his friends, looks at us and goes, shit, we're in the wrong theater. Really? And then she goes, she goes, what theater are you in? Theater five. She goes, no, this is the right one. And he was like, oops, sorry. Christine did that? No, the lady. Oh, I was going to say. Christine has no idea who Bokeem Woodbine is. No, she has no idea. But I did. As soon as I saw him, I was like, what's up, man? I'm a big fan. But he looked at two corny white people and was like, yeah, man, I'm famous. I'm supposed to be with other famous people. Oh, you're in the wrong place, man. We're in the nobody theater. Bokeem Woodbine played his stepfather in the Wu-Tang Clan TV show. He also was awesome in Fargo. Bokeem Woodbine was good in Fargo. This movie was awesome. Yeah. Revenge flick. Revenge flick. It was fantastic. He's still down the hall. I just don't want to interrupt a free take. Nah, you can interrupt anytime you want. We love you, dude. Awesome body brand. What do you need, dude? We're in about five-ish minutes. Yeah, we're ready, buddy. Yeah, the movie... That's Liam, our conduit to the RZA. He's our conduit to all of the famous people. To all of the famous people. But right now, the RZA. One more note. So you guys have 20 minutes? Is that okay? Yeah. Okay, cool. Thank you so much. Thank you, buddy. That guy's going to let him know how much traffic I sat in. I mean, we didn't come here. Our show's at five. We're here at... We're here at 11. You were here at 11? Yeah, I was. At 11-ish, I was in the tunnel. I love a good ish. Yeah, at 11-ish, I was in the tunnel till about 1130. Well, you're here now and we got the Riz coming in. Can I call him the Riz? Or is that good? I wouldn't. Well, during the movie, Bo Keem was him and his pals were, you know, they were talking. Yeah, it was Black People Movie Theater. And I was like, Christine, I should jump in. She's like, don't. You should. I was like, come on, I got stuff too. You should go. Hey, did you guys know there's elevators and federal penitentiaries? Yeah. Yeah. This movie, though, was a little difficult as a white dude. It's white supremacists. It's white supremacists, but to the 35th power. Yeah, they're very violent to Black people. It's unc... He made it so... He made him so bad that you could... As you know... I'm going to tell Riz that you thought it was a tragedy because all the Black people got... All the white people got hurt. I actually watched it in reverse. You want to throw it to the interview? Yeah, let's go to the interview. Here he comes right now. Hey, buddy, there is that. Hey, what's up, man? How you doing? Please, please. Let me go and give you some love. It's so good to see you. I love you. I love you. I love you. How you doing? Thank you. So you tell me that I'm doing... This is comedy now. Yeah. This is comedy. I could run one of my jokes now. Yeah, please. Please. No, no, no. All my jokes. I still... So, yeah, if you've got one said now, I'll say it after you. Okay. Okay, good. They... Talk about your little white penis, Bobby. I have a small penis. I'm about to pay the sell-out. This is my first joke I ever did, you ready? My grandmother was born with two thumbs on one hand. She made a great pie crust. You got to wait for the act out. You got to wait for the act out. I didn't mean you got to act it out. He didn't get it until I did the act out. Then he got it. Right. Apologies. How you doing, man? We saw the movie last night. I got to say, man, you created your own style. I've seen some mixtures of people's style in it, but it's your own thing. I was so... I mean, dude, there was so much stuff in that movie, and you did it right. You went for it. You didn't hold back. It was like watching a movie back in the 80s and 90s. Right. The way they used to make movies. You weren't trying to please anybody but yourself. A little uncomfortable being a white guy in the movie. Well, I was trying to please the audience in the sense of have fun, feel uncomfortable, get mad, get glad. I said I was going to say a joke, but I'm not going to say a joke. Do you remember the scene when the sheriff is talking to his son about this personal shit that got going on? Jimmy is bad for business. And then the son says, what do you mean bad for business? We made a half a meal last week. And his father leans over and says, you know, boy, you get your strength and good looks from my side of the family, but you get your brains from your mama's side of the family. Buddy, it was so funny. Let me tell you why. Dude, one of my favorite movies is Smoky and the Bandit. It was such Buford T justice. I heard Junior when I get home, I'm going to smack your mom in the mouth. Daddy, my hat fell off. I hope you goddamn head was in it. Buddy, when he said that line, I was like, he created this is a modern day Buford T justice. He was so good, man. He was good. Set out to Michael Herney, the actor who's a Michael Herney actually was a civil, is a fighter for civil rights. So most of these actors, I know in the movie, you would never. Buddy, oh my Lord. I mean, he was scary, dude. Yeah. Yeah, he was in this movie. A lot of the actors, that's what I'm gonna say because you've seen it. It was a really a masterclass of casting and acting. Yeah. The guy that plays Jimmy, who was our lead villain, is married to a black woman with two children. And he's from London. He's a Brit. But that was awkward dinners after shooting. Yeah. I hope it's not method. I gotta take this character home with me. It's gonna be a rough dinner. I've seen it. Why are you in my house? I've seen him afterwards. Totally savor him. He saved everything. He walked. We didn't recognize him. He came in looking like he could be a Brad Pitt guy. He had to. Yeah, there he goes. Yeah, if he was in New York, he'd get the shit kicked out of him in Times Square. Is that that guy? Yeah, that's him. He was so, dude, the reason why, you know, like you make these movies about race, you know, I'm a white guy. I get it. You know, it's gonna be uncomfortable. But you went so, so over the top with these guys that everybody should hate these guys. You got everybody hates. And I love that you named the town Caronsville. There's these little things you put in. Caronsville was hilarious. And then you gave a little homage to Quentin with the red apples. Of course. Well, well, this whole movie takes place in the Tarantino's universe. You see when the guy, so that's, that's, you know, when you watch Jane goes, let's talk, let's go backwards a beat. Nobody, no black man, wanted to be Sam Jackson. Right. Okay, that character was the epitome. Even Minister Farrakhan said, if that character, if you see that character, you'd be like, you don't want one ounce of that character in you. Right. So, so these characters here in our film don't hopefully there's not an ounce of these motherfuckers in you. I curse here. Yeah, you can say fuck it. Yeah, everything. Fuck it. Yeah. You can say whatever you want. All right, fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Yo, fuck it. Yo, what's up? Yo, Avazile, fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. How the white guy, what's up? Fuck it. Hey, what up, Taylor? Fuck it. Taylor, what's up? Taylor, fuck it. I was fucking. Jane, stand up. He grew up in Philly and he came up in the black rooms and one of his little catchphrases was fuck it. That's it. Fuck it. I swear to God. That got you in easy too. That was me just trying to get through. Take it. Yo, hey, guys. Yo, fuck it. He's cool. Yeah, he, the opening scene though, I didn't know what it to expect. I didn't understand. I didn't know what type of movie it was going to be. But the opening scene when the kid was coming down and the playing the bass, I love that you had the actual dribble and the. The sounds. You had the sounds in there. And then I was like, oh, this is great. And then what happened, it just out of the gate, it went wrong. Like it was like, what the fuck is happening? Well, as a filmmaker, my goal is to hit every emotion, bro. It's like, I want you to go to the theater. I want something to happen while you're watching. I want you to look over maybe like, oh, you see that too? Of course, everybody sees it. Yeah. But, but how does everybody react into it? And what's the energy of it? And, and of course, you know, being a, you know, from the time, you know, world, I hate to just say that, but that's the, the facts is that's what I learned from. Yeah. Right. You're going to have a spoonful of different genres in here. You, you, you nailed it with the, with the Buford Sheriff. Right. And we could have went to, I mean, there was a point when, when the parents came into the jail and he, they was like, where's my daughter? He said, hold on, hold on. Yeah, I love his voice. I saw, I saw, I keep it. It's so good, man. This guy's good. He created somebody you want to see again. Yeah. Yeah. But that particular scene, he reminded me of Heater the Night, Rod Steiger. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. And, and, and, and so, and yet there's a scene when we get the, the Bell's bondsman. You did create them like a multiverse. I'm like, this does, this world doesn't exist. What the hell is this guy called from? Right. Yeah. The truck and the, this is what I love to do. Not to, not to be a pervert, but you had some nice TNA in there. You, I mean, you should, you know what I'm saying? This had horror genre in it too. It struck me that door of the deli was frightening to me. Right. When you, every time you showed that gas station door, it was you, from that first scene, that door was terrifying to me. Yeah. It was, it had like this horror vibe to it. When you went to that guy, the bail ball, it was like this, it had this horror thing. And then with the girl, the, the, I don't know, what is it? Party or G at a VFW? I don't know. But Jesus, I missed out on that white guy part. Where was that? I thought it was interesting when you relocate to Ohio. I'm such a Wu Tang clan aficionado that I was like, oh, that's from you moved to Ohio. Right. Right. When you were younger for a while. Yeah. And yeah. And also bumping in the bokeh and woodbinding the theater. I was like, you played a stepfather in it. The Wu Tang saga. We were in the theater and it's this boutique theater. Oh, you guys, you guys went last night? I went last night. Ah, so I was going to wear my shirt, but Jay wouldn't let me go. Dude, don't be a nerd. You should have took that fucking, you should have got us out of Moscow. Well, I don't, I was sober, so I can't, but I will. You don't, you don't drink. No, I don't, but I will if you want me to. If you put me in Wu Tang. If you say so, yes. I can, I can be box. I, yeah. I want the, yeah. Yeah. Come on. Say that, yo. The, the, in the building, in the motherfucking building. We in the motherfucking building. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We in the motherfucking building, in the motherfucking building. Oh, fuck it. Well, that was a dream come true. Fuck it. I gotta go. I'm leaving. I'm quitting everything. It's funny. I want to ask you about that. Hang on, I need to take a breath. Go ahead, go ahead. Does that have a good, I was going to say, something made me laugh. Years ago, you and I were both at the same Comic Con San Diego, and we're both flying back to New York on the same flight. We were only a couple of seats away from each other, and I am so bad with that that I go, I plan my entire flight. What am I going to say when we get off this plane? I'm not going to bother you on the plane. When we get off the plane, how do I give my, how do I give my a little lay down? Now, I've failed at this before. This happened with Fat Joe, to me, and when I got off the plane, he walked off the plane too, and I go, and my plan was to go, I've been a fan since Flo Joe came on the box. I'm like, that's going to get him. That's a good one. He came off, I waited, I go, I go, hey man, I don't want to bug you too long. I was going to tell you that I'm a huge fan. I've been a fan since Flo Joe came on the box, and he just looked at me kind of like shitty, and then took an air pod out and goes, what's that? And I went, fan, and I just left. So when we get off the plane, I think you were off the performance, you were kind of gone, and then I think you were waiting for your family at a baggage plane. And then I was like, now's my time. And then I saw like a mirrored view of what was about to happen with a short kind of bald headed, chubby, like white dude. You just described me. Yeah, yeah. But this one I was dressing. But his pants were tucked in, and he was like balding on top, and him just coming over to you and just laying all of the like, man, Wu-Tang got me through this and got me through that. I'm watching it going like, he didn't do it for you. I'm like, this is not what his dream was when he made the Wu-Tang question. Then one day a little short fact, I would be like, hey man, your music really speaks to me. My question almost that is, it's reached so many people, and I thought it was interesting. Well, we went to go see Ghostface and Ray Kwan at Terminal 5 a while ago. And I think it's interesting that looking at the crowd and seeing so many white faces, Ray Kwan chooses to say ninja. He says ninja on everything because I think he doesn't want it to come back, like see the crowd coming back with it. Ghostface doesn't give a shit. What's the word he's not saying? Ninja, ninjitsu. Oh, ninjitsu? Well, in our movie, hold on. Look, that word is, let's talk about the word for a minute. But far as Wu-Tang being so accepted by so many different people, I think when you look at these nine guys, you've got a whole community. Staten Island, you've got Italian brothers there, or Jewish brothers there. We in school. I'm in school with Costalino's grandson, bro. Oh, really? I'm serious. You know what I mean? So you feel all that in the music. The Wu Gambino's. We chose that to represent our island. And I think that New Yorker's white, black, green, yellow all felt that. That's why it did that. And of course, in order to become platinum, you need some white brothers. We laughed so hard we went to go see you guys with Run the Jewels. That's the shirt I should have wore. Yeah, at Run the Jewels. That was a nice one. We got made it to that one? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was my first time seeing you. And he actually was like, you're coming. Make sure you're not so surprised. I got a chance to see. I saw you guys that first Rock the Bells was rage. At uh. Well, this was outside of Philly. But it's really one of PNC. Oh, not a PNC. Camden Waterfront. Camden, yeah, Camden. It was Camden Waterfront at the time. And Old Dirty. It was such a great thing. And then talk about what a fan I was and also stupid in this regard, because you guys went on first. And I was there. I remember I was so excited to see you guys. It was great. And then when we were in between bands, I was just, I think rage only at that point had the one album out. And that song didn't hit me right away. So I remember looking at my girl, famous last words. I went, hey, you want to get out of here and beat traffic? And then we left. And I never saw a rage against the machine till two years ago. Oh, man. We couldn't even walk anymore. Which is a, yeah, which is a rare, seeing rage is rare. Zach and Tom shout out. Tom is a brother. Me and Tom actually, at the Christmas, he did, Tom does these Christmas parties in LA. So this Christmas, he does the party. It's like, you know, Bobby, you're going to be in town. I'm doing the Christmas thing for the charity. And I would say, yeah. And he gets on, he gets me on stage. And it's me, Chuck D, Stevie Van Zandt, right? Tom O'Rellis on the Rizza. And we do Wu Tang cleaning up the fuck with it. Oh yeah. Yeah, I saw a video of this. Yeah, that's real shit. But going back to the world, right? In the film, there's a lot of vulgar use of the word, right? But I think one actor, Mr. James Thompson, who does a great job and also a very nice guy, I got to tell you, these actors were acting. When James came to the set, because James is actually probably the most aggressive guy, he's the one at the end that they pull it off and they like, he still want to say the word one more time before he goes. But he was a mean looking guy. Nicest guy in the fucking world. Yeah, his face does not look nice. He looks like he was born racist. You know what I mean? I'm from Boston. No, no. I grew up with those, that little pug nose face. Yo bro. And when, you know what? When we, so when I do and I do my movies, I have to get, I bring the whole cast together. I bring the whole crew together too. But the end world was so much in this movie that we had to have HR like prepare everybody. You had to have an N word pep talk. Yeah. Straight up bro. But the guy who had the most lines, haven't, you know, he auditioned, I get on the roll, now I got to meet him. And I said, well, let's have a cast dinner. So everybody can meet each other. He comes, he's the nicest guy. He sits besides the producer's wife. The producer is Paul Hall, who did hire, learn and shaft. His wife was like a news reporter in her day. Beautiful black woman, maybe mid sixties. James sits beside her for the dinner. And, you know, so I'm not paying attention. After the dinner, she's like, that guy James, it's the nicest guy I ever met. I'm like, all I know is from the look, I haven't had a chance to really get with him yet. Right, yeah. And I was like, James? He is the nicest guy that I ever met. And then he is a good guy. We started playing poker games every weekend. So on the weekends are to be Don Cheadle, Abazzar, RZA, my man John Lugo, from Staten Island will fly in and shit. And half the cast, the grips and all these guys all play poker. And this fucking guy James comes and sweeps the fucking table. Ah, shit. Right. And I said that he's winning because they're scared of him. He looks scary. He looks scary, man. The characters you, everybody was a character. It wasn't like a movie you see like this. And it's just one or two. Everybody had their thing. They're little created this own little universe of themselves. The movies, the movies amazing. It's almost like we're losing Tarantino. But I feel like. You got me. Yeah. We got, I'm serious. You guys got the RZA. I mean, I'm not saying that because you're right here and you are the RZA. It's a lot of it though. It's a lot of it. No, I'm serious. Well, I wanted to ask how much does your, because like when you're making a movie, how much does your musical mind play into that? Because I always thought, I mean, I know you didn't direct Ghost Dog, but I've always said like you might as well, because it's the movie is the tone of your music. Well, the whole movie like kind of moves to like the tone of your music. I feel like. I respect that. But that's Jim. Jim was one of the first guys to get me into Hollywood and get me even thinking about film as well. John Woo was the one that took me to a lot of lunches and, which is great. And gave me the, you know, just the wisdom of watch movies and do this. But Tarantino became my professor. He's the godfather for me. And I studied with him for six years before I finally understood to say that. But far as music, music sometimes, like a man with the iron fist and music was there along with the script. For this movie, maybe one or two songs. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Like, like the opening credit sequence, which is a very awkward Beatles sounding song. Yeah. Right. I played that on set. I knew that that was going to open my movie. And then there was the Marvin Gaye song that happens. Oh, yeah. It was a good scene. I knew that I wanted it. I didn't think I was going to get it. Um, but I got lucky on that. And the, and the estate, they appreciated me and they gave me the rights. But then the score, I didn't know how to score this film, bro. I gotta be honest. No, I didn't. I was too close to it. And so Mark Abraham, who was a producer of my first film, I had him come take a look and I said, I need to help Mark. I like, I don't know, you know, you know, he said, I know somebody that can help this. He said, I got a buddy and it was Tyler Bates. Oh, yeah. Now Tyler Bates, of course, did all the John Wick films. He does garden, guardian of the galaxy. And he's also a producer of Marilyn Manson. Yeah. They were some Marilyn Manson. I'm a huge Manson fan too. So, yeah. So, so, so he watches the film and he says this, what we, what we all just say, what you just said, he said, he said, he said, I couldn't afford them. Let's be straight. Okay. He said, I'll do it because I want people to see this film. We said, I think it's an incredible piece of art. He said, but also I want people to watch it and make sure that they're not on that screen. Yeah. Yeah. I said, okay, I'll get that. And he, so he started doing it and he was writing great music and then maybe in the middle of the music supervisor, Gilly, he was like, hey, Bobby, I'll keep doing people's voices. I like it. Okay. He's like, hey, Bobby, you know, why don't you and Tyler like collaborate on some of this stuff? Like you're sitting here, you're sitting here because you're taking pictures of us in the studio. He's a white guy, right? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. The voice is good. Thanks. He said, why don't you guys collaborate on this? And I was like, I don't know what you think. You know, Tyler Tyler's like, yeah, let's do it together. And so we ended up doing it together. That's probably a kick for him to work with you too. Yeah. I think out of network sort of for him. Yeah, I don't know. But, but for me, to be honest, he's amazing. Yo, the dude has a, the dude got a guitar with all these pedals, but he only plays the guitar with a ball. Oh, really? So all those sounds you hear in that fucking movie? Bro, he's, he's fucking bowling the guitar. Do some fucking foot pedal, bro. That's why. They're making it so you go, is there two things I could say real quick? Okay. I thought it was funny. Yeah, they're honest. I forgot just very recently that I auditioned for Wu Tang American Saga and I went in to read for a part and they were like, no, but would you mind reading for this one? And it was a scene of a white guy saying the N word and when you're buying your first beat The NPC, ah, I see. And I was like, yeah. And it's like two white girls doing the auditions. They go, yeah, yeah, yeah, I go, all right. I go, you think I'm going to get this part? And they're like, why go because now you're just going to have a video of me saying this, but okay, I didn't get it. And I'm like, oh, great. Well, that's there now for the rest of it. And then the other thing is, do I owe you money? Because every time I walk on stage every weekend, I come out to can't stop me now. Is that okay? That's super okay. All right, make sure you check out. Thanks for coming in, man. The movie is fantastic. It is from the second it opens. It's coming out tomorrow. One spoon of chocolate, released exclusively in theaters tomorrow. Go check it out. It's awesome. If you like Quentin Tarantino, John Woo, all those guys, you're going to love this movie. So thank you, man. Thank you for being here. Peace. Thank you. I'll be in the movie. You should have wore your elevator shoes. I'm not a three inch sneaker. Yeah, I'm loving the humor. I can spin all day in it, motherfuckers. Please come back. I will. Sorry about that. I just left $100 worth of $150 worth of cigar at the newsstand or at Starbucks. It's because I'm not used to being where I'm at right now, elevation wise. Well, I gotta tell you, I want to give everybody a little peek behind the curtain on today. It's of course, it's Tuesday. It's Thursday for you listening. It's our pre-record and me and Bobby arrived at the parking lot at the same exact time. And then we waited for Christine, pulled up shortly after and we all started walking over. And once or twice on the walk, a guy noticed me and said, you know, big fan or whatever. No, no, no, no. It's more than that. It's way more than, hey man, big fan. I'm fine with that. It's dirt. You're the man. Doubt you that you're jumping ahead. You're jumping ahead, Bobby. You're jumping ahead. I'm bearing the lead. Go. No, it's not you're bearing the lead. I'm gilding the lead. I feel like you heard that first. Buddy. That's not what happened first. The guy said, dude, really big fan. I said, thank you very much. And then Bobby turned around as he walked into and starts accosting this person. Yeah. Motherfucking him. And what about me, motherfucker? And then the guy goes, he goes, I've seen you. No, no. You're missing a key fact. I'm sorry? Key fact. I look at them eye to eye and I give them the opportunity. I don't just accost people, Jay. That's not who I am. I give you the opportunity. I'll make a couple faces, maybe raise the eyebrow up. And I look at you and I give you an opportunity to go, oh, shit. No, you hey, hey them first. Because we're in transit. We're walking past each other. We were at this point 10 yards away from this guy and you're cursing him down the street. He then says, oh, no, he goes, I've seen you. Man, he goes, you're so funny. He goes, I know your bits. He goes, I've seen you at least 10 times. And Bobby goes, and I've killed it every time. And he goes, absolutely. And then he goes, so what the fuck? And he goes, but he's the man. And then Bobby went into full motherfucker mode. I went into sixth gear. You went into sixth gear. You went into sixth gear. We had to turn him around and welcome back. And then about three more times, Bobby kept just accusing other people on the street of recognizing me. What they didn't even do. He goes, that guy fucking knows you. You fucking cunt. And he's angry. And I now, now I'm like, why is this making Bobby so irate to it? It's making him particularly irate today. Today, yeah. And I know why now. Yep. Because I didn't see it because I see Bobby as a 10 foot tall giant. The guy dominates a room. Yeah. He's the biggest personality I know. What's up? But he is wearing today his lift shoes. That have added three full inches to his height. Yeah. Three full inches to his height. And the fact that he wasn't noticed today hits extra hard. Because I think Bobby thought maybe the problem was, is people were staring right over his head, not recognizing him. Now that he's eyes to chin with them, he doesn't understand why they don't know who he is. Today hurt extra bad. And it bugged me too because I was standing next to you and I kept getting in, closing. So I'd be like, dude, he's not realizing. We're almost eye to eye right now. He doesn't even realize that. And I stood next to Christine too, and she was looking up at me, didn't realize it. I just thought you were physically dominating me. No. That's how I took it. I was like, today, I don't know if you notice, I gave Paul. I gave you Paul as a sign that I trust you. You are the leader. It really, that motherfucker though, he came out. Well, Bobby, you go at them so hard, they go immediately defensive versus going like, you don't give them a chance. Here's what you don't give a chance, dude. You don't give a chance. I do give them a second. I look at them. I get you. If you go back. Looking is not fair. We're in transit and I am a spectacle. You are a spectacle. I need to be a spectacle. I need to dress like, what's that guy's name? Dandy Bobby? What's his name? Oh, Flamin' Bob Dandy? If you were Flamin' Bob Dandy all day long, buddy, you would dominate the streets. I could sell photos. Absolutely. I would sell photos to families. People are going to go, holy shit. Oh my God, it's Times Square, Flamin' Bob Dandy. It's Times Square's own. I need to add some zing, some flair. I need something. I told you, I got red boots on today. I got the thing flying out of my pocket always. I got the wallet chain. I got jingle jangles. I got earrings. Don't forget the skyrocketing career. I'm tall. Don't forget the skyrocketing career. Skyrocketing. Come on, dude. Because two people said hi to me on the street. They said, skyrocket. It's not even the way they said hi, though. If there was, hey, big fan, I'm fine with that. Big fan, big fan. Me and you do this all the time. Anytime we do an event together, we count how many big fans we get. And we, you know, I'm fine with that, right? And, but the last couple of days, it's been, dude, you're the fucking king. You're the man. Like they're giving an extra thing. And I'm looking right at him. It's like, if you know comedy, if you know him, you should at least know who I am. Not even from the bonfire, just from the history of New York comedians. There is no big J without Bobby Kelly. And this guy, for him to go, they would sing you ten times, ten times, ten fucking times. And for the first time, for the first time ever, those words hit Bobby right in the chest. Because this guy was a shorter gentleman himself. And I'm sitting here in high heel sneakers, and it's bugging me because my feet are hurting. You're wearing heels trying to impress the world. I thought today was going to be the day. Dude, Flamin' Bob Bandy, though, is going to change things. I realize he looks like a... Ah, where were they? Nice, I'm glad I fucking did that before. Oh, thank you. You're going to dominate. And the guy probably charged you for them. No, those guys love me. He gave me free stuff yesterday. What? Yeah. The fuck? Dude, I hit it off with Muslims, man. That's what I mean. They love me. You're a big personality. Yeah, you see, you... I'm a big personality with the blue collar every day, man. You're a big personality with these fucking jerk-off, fucking... No, these jerk-off... And ties and fucking... Those are Soder fans. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, the jobs. We were telling Bobby outside, me and Christine were saying to Bobby outside, that remember we would go out, we would do smoke break, and we would just have to count how many times people stopped, and just called Dan, Mephi. Yeah. Mephi! Yeah. The people he hates the most. He hated them. He hated them. Loathed them. Of course he did. And he's one of them. You played one on TV, Mick Fee. Oh, my God. A guy breaking stride in a three-piece suit to come dap up Dan, was the funniest thing in the world. And Dan's wearing a dusty road shirt. He's wearing a dusty road shirt, mom jeans, and some guy in a fucking three-piece suit and a fucking monocle running over to tell him how much he loves them. Some douchebag that wants to talk about Ripple and XRP with Dan, and he goes like, what? Has no idea. Yeah. Explain a short squeeze in the big financial game again. The more I look at this picture of you, Bobby, that you're last year at Skankfest, you're an obese Pennywise. Obese. Before he turns. That was a fucking... There's nothing obese about this picture. It's gigantic. No, it's the outfit. That ain't all good. It's the outfit, sure, but it makes dozen flatter him. No, it's what he's talking about. It's the puffy arms and the thing. Hey, Jay. Jay, Jay. It's the outfit. Short King is missing. He's taking a shot. He's taking a shot because he had to... I don't think you are. I'm saying that's the way they drew you. Hey, Jacob, it's all right, man. I understand that I'm no longer part of your little gang anymore, and you bummed out. I understand it, dude. Christine, do me a favor for Jacob's sake. Is that flattering? Go on either side of Bobby's, of the body down there, with your fingers on the screen here. So it's not fat. No, no. Of his size. The red? The red. Where's the red? Underneath the end of November. I don't know what you call the Pennywise collar. You call me obese. That is like saying the N-word to a fat guy. But your thoughts. I didn't draw it. Yeah, why don't you type that down? No, but you're implying that they made Bobby obese because that's the funny thing is to make him obese, but I'm showing you. But the costume is so wide. Yeah. Look, look, no, no. The red and the blue right there are his sides. That's a 38. They didn't make him fucking heavy at all. No, I'm not heavy at all. What you're seeing is the arms. I can't see. Jay, he's lashing out. He's lashing out. Okay, but the lettering is covering everything you want me to see. You're lashing out. You made an assumption because you're hurt because you're the smallest guy in the fucking room. Why would you? You didn't grow, Bobby. You bought a lie. What are you talking about? You're wearing your lies on your feet. Yeah, a lie that you want. Yes, that's right. You wouldn't live that lie. I won't live the lie like you will. Oh, you, you would love this. I don't embrace the lie like you do. I feel fintile. Look how tall I am. I wasn't going to get them. I had no intention. Now I kind of want them. Yeah, you want them, dude. They feel good. I'm actually, I've actually shrunk a little bit. I'm 6'2 now, but I'm 6'4 with fame. God damn it. But my street fame puts me at about 6'4. That's what happens when you're the man. The cost of being the man. What did the guy say yesterday? I don't like how Jacob was acting. This couldn't, you couldn't be less obese here. No. Are you, I don't know how you're accusing me of, of making an awkward, I cannot see his waist from first years old. But why are you assuming? But you're, but you're, that's a fat robot. Can we agree on that one? That's a big fat robot. All right, we agree on this one. Fat robot is obese. But you're trying to attack Flamin' Bob Danny. And Flamin' Bob Danny is not fat. Flamin' Bob Danny is fucking awesome. Fat robot, do you know much more expensive fat robot would be to build? Yes. Yeah, it doesn't make sense that they made a fat robot. With the cost of tin? And they gave me a microphone from the 30s. Yeah, well, it's from space also. That's a space microphone for your space tits. I always forgot about your giant space flap tits. I didn't even notice my space flap tits. They gave you flap tits and fucking pepperoni nips. What the fuck? He's actively trying to make him. There is a conspiracy. That is an obese robot, for sure. Obese robot? Flamin' Bob Danny was removed from history. And they made me into a Miami Vice Gay fucking Bobby. You liked it though, you liked the picture. It was, look it. But I think if we would have had a chance to see Flamin' Bob Danny, I think at first you would have been like, what the fuck? I think we could have convinced you into Flamin' Bob Danny. First of all, no you wouldn't. I would have took Flamin' Bob Danny immediately. I love Flamin' Bob Danny. Because that's who I am inside anyways. Flamin' Bob Danny? You don't know that about me. I know. If I said you Flamin' Bob Danny, it would have been a thing. No, it wouldn't have been. I would have loved Flamin' Bob Danny. No, you would have needed people to talk you into it. You made me into Bobby Josh Adam Meyerson. I don't like that. That's a sexy Bobby. Robert Adam Meyers. But Flamin' Bob Danny. How do you do? I'm sexy to men. I'm sexy. I like Flamin' Bob Danny. Flamin' Bob Danny's got something to say. I don't know what that cock microphone he's got in the other picture. Why is his microphone so long? It's got extenders on it. I always liked men. It's your pursed lips on the picture on the right. You have pursed lips. They make me gay any way you shake it. That's Bobby's pose. It is Bobby's pose. I want you to get me that outfit for this year's Skankfest. I'm wearing it. Flamin' Bob Danny? Flamin' Bob Danny? Flamin' Bob Danny's making an appearance at the Bonfire Vibes. One million percent. I can get it. A hundred percent I'm making it. Oh. Flamin' Bob Danny's coming. Fuck yeah. That might be a Josie Monson look at me. I know. I'm like, I have a person I'm going to send this to right now. She's currently doing suits for Ari. I'm going to do the walk, the Skankfest walk, as Flamin' Bob Danny. Buddy. And then I think you do have to Flamin' Bob Danny to the Bonfire show. I will. Flamin' Bob Danny's going to be walking around. I'm going to be in the cigar lounge as Flamin' Bob Danny. I might be your lovely assistant. I might be Flamin' Bob Danny's lovely assistant. What are you going to dress as? I don't know. I might have one of those fucking little bunny tails on my ass. But I should have a little collar on you. Yeah. And I'll be Bear Bear. Bear Bear. I'm your Bear Bear. You're my Bear Bear. You keep me on a leash. Yes. I like that. I like that. And I make a gift paw. Oh, but yes. You are a Flamin' homosexual drag queen. And I am your slave. Yeah. I like that. I love it. I'm your slave boy. And you got to call me a Bear Bear. Yeah. Bear Bear. Bear Bear. You're my Bear Bear. This is Bear Bear. And I go, rrrrr. I'll roar. Yes. That's going to be fun for an hour. And then we'll be like, look, we got to get out of this. So. It's totally fine. I will totally sit there with a leash on my neck. Tethered to you the entire show. Do you know how perfect that hair thing would fit on my bald head? Yes. Oh my god. It frames me in so nice. I can't wait to see the appearance of Flamin' Bob Danny Flamin' Bob Danny might be one of the hits of the festival. Flamin' Bob Danny. I should write a whole five-minute set as Flamin' Bob Danny. Please. Please. Flamin' Bob Danny. And we got to find you a catchphrase. Like you got to be like, mmm. Catchphrase. Hey, you know what I'm saying? I got to pop. Flamin' Bob Danny. Fat robot really just still bugs me. It should. That was even considered fat Bob. It should be the reason that you think you and Christine will never be as close as you could have been. Yep. That's true. Like there's always a sticking point will be that. Yeah. Bring up fucking blind old Bob Elixir Kelly. Bring up him. The point is though with all these that Christine is the last. Yep. Yep. You were there. What's the word I'm looking for? She's the. If it doesn't, if she's not there, this all gets through. No, but she's there and it would have went through if I didn't go no. I sent the email that gave him the art. That's the last line of defense was the word I was looking for. And I missed it. She's the. For me, she would be the last. Oh, that's not the one you want. They gave Bobby a plant B and a double-sided dildo staff. Yeah, he's going to use on this girl. Yeah, they gave me a. That doesn't look like that. It looks like he's a fucking weird gay priest who walks around the double-sided dildo. And what is the can? What am I holding? You're going to. Can be. You're going to give that girl plant B to. So she doesn't get pregnant. I'm 55. I'm not getting anybody pregnant. And if I do, they have a hair lip and a fucking sister on their back. Yeah. It's not happening. Well, that's why they want the plant B. You know what it is? They always make me into some gay guy too. I always have. Someone. I have a I have a like a hint of gay and everything they do. I feel this with some people in my life. That's your personal. There's some people on this I feel this way about. Some people have it in for you. Yeah. And they don't even know it. I think they do. I don't know if they do. I think they're like, no, no, we're cool. But there's something they have something. It's something about Lewis Hires artists. Yep. That got something with you. Now they might just be reflecting. Lewis is something with you. It's it's I guarantee there's some type of whisper and somebody's here from Lou Dogg that goes, hey, make do me a favor, make sure Bob's is fucked up or fat or gay or something like that. 100%. Really? Yeah. Something something me whispers in their hate. Do me a favor. Make mine look badass. Make Jay look awesome. Make skinny Dave look like a Navy SEAL and make Bobby look like a. Do you think you think it's because you know, do you think that's because you chat GPT the forward in his book that you wrote? First of all, I didn't chat GPT. Yeah, we read that board at the festival. It could have been more like good guy. At one point I guess the next line. Did you know that? I won't when I was reading along Bobby's forward and he goes, he goes, Lewis is the kind of guy that doesn't like, you know, take no for an answer. And I was like the kind of guy that gets up in the morning and says, how are we going to attack the day? And then the next line was like, and he doesn't he never stays down. He always gets up and I'm like, holy shit. Lewis hit the line verbatim. Oh, I forgot when they made Bobby a fucking twink alien. Can I just say something though? There's no middle ground between Fat Robot and then this. There's no like, hey, can you just make me. You didn't have to. Why does he have dark nips spaghetti strap dress on because they there's a conspiracy where he's wearing a spaghetti strap dress with see-through nipples. Right there. You keep moving it. Yeah, that's here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We talking about robot arms. No, those are tattoos. First of all, that's like, I'm you don't have to make me too skinny. You can make me in the middle. I'm in the middle skinny. I'm not skinny. I'm I'm fine. But why do you have to be gay or fat? Yeah. Christine, why do you think the artist makes Bobby have to be gay or fat? I think this is right in the middle and he makes this too. What's in the middle? Well, first of all, it is. But again, you wouldn't be having any of this. Bobby has no leg to stand on if they just did anything that would make the face look like Bobby Kelly instead of just basic bald guy. You can just anyone could draw. Yeah, it looks like I look like every Yankee fan ever. Yes. That's what I look like. You're a firefighter. Yeah. You look just like a guy. Yeah, I'm every guy. It doesn't look like you, but there's there's enough uniqueness to Bobby's face to get his face. Thank you. I have uniqueness in my face. All they got was the bags. And also, can I just say something? You just made poo come out. That's why I'm really. I don't want poo to come out. I'm sorry. Buddy, here's what bugs me too is that everybody's jerseys, like if you look at leves, it's tight, it's fitted. They gave me look at my arm. Look how wrinkly I have nice shoulders, man. I have if anything that I have that's good is my arms and my shoulders. And my lips. Which picture are you talking about? Look at the one on the right. The one on the right for this year's gang fest. They gave me some wrinkly oversized jacket. Is it distressed by the jacket? Now, Bobby, the jacket's cool. No, but look at my arms. Look at my arms. They could have tightened that up a little bit. Look how broad your shoulder is. Man, Bobby, you're a vampire hunter, not a fashion model. No, the picture looks awesome, except it's not you. It would be a cool character and a cartoon. But they made me the old vampire hunter who is helping the new vampire hunter become a vampire hunter by giving him elixirs. Yeah, I want. I'm your godfather. What? You can't be the godfather and be a young buck will make me. Listen, Bobby, you used to be a double-sided dildo carrying priest who would give women abortion medicine. But don't forget the fat robot with saggy fucking pepperoni tits. Right. Then, though, you found your true calling in life. Elixir wielding vampire. I don't get any of it. Now, look, I'm not going to throw you under the bus here. OK. But every year, your photos, as they should be, are fucking insane. There's no question. You've never not looked better than. I actually look. For sure. You know what I'm saying? In these, when you have creative license, you can choose to do what you want. You don't have to make somebody. Oh, that sucks. Yeah, that was not good. That was terrible. That was. It's actually using one of my worst pictures, too. That was just taken by some guy that. That guy that Chris Italia. I'd rather be Bob Dandy. We can't go to the head chance for you. Bob Dandy looks way better than that. Oh, Bob Dandy looks way better. Actually, Jay was kind of a fat robot, too. Where? They made you a fat astronaut. Yeah, I was a fat astronaut. That's what I thought. Yeah, they really did give you a triple X space suit. I think he just posted it. Oh, yeah. Or maybe we had it redone. I don't know. I would say as a vampire hunter. The program would just, or a lot on me. If we're going with vampire lore, a vampire hunter, elixirs are completely useless, so it doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make sense. You use elixirs on who? Witches. Witches. Witches. How can we never get a picture of the bonfire crew? You know, a thing. That'd be a good one. The bonfire's there. Yeah, how can we do that? We have Jacob. Jacob could be a little cat. We don't really do them for the podcasts, but we, and radio shows, but we can. You have no respect for performers, though. They're performing at the show. Yeah, they are. And you're part of the show, and it's part of your crew. There's never been a bonfire, skankfest photo that we could have. Ever once. Ask Lewis about it. Do you think it's because there's not enough room next to Bobby and me's fat robot in front of the show to fit the rest of the crew? Because I would understand the real estate on a tapestry that big would be a lot. I came across an awesome Jacob picture for a skankfest. I sent it to him. He didn't even say anything. First of all, you don't, you have to run by every, you guys run the festival. Can we just be honest about that? You run it. You and Becca, Rebecca, run it. Christine. No, you have to ask Lewis. Everything? Yeah. Everything goes by you, Lewis. Wow. Jesus Christ. I'd watch out for both of them again. I'd watch out for both of them. Well, me and Lewis will say Rebecca. They'll say Christine. I mean, Rebecca will say Lewis. It just goes round and round. Until nobody answers your question. Unbelievable. Well, I just want it tightened up. That's all. I just want a tighter jacket, and I want a whip. I told you you're going for the Leadfilter. And also, because I don't think Christine understands it now, can you make it for Christ's sakes a little bit taller? Look how tall Bobby is. I mean, come on. Come on, he'll be fucking kidding right now. There's no, he's almost touching the ass with his head. Go stand next to Bobby and let him dominate. I don't want to upset him. Let him dominate you fucking physically. Just come over here. Get over there and be dominated. Every little kid, my little kid. Come over here. Come here. My little guy. This is all a lot of people here. Oh. My little guy. Oh, my guys. Come stand next to the gull over. Am I the thing that you know? Put your arm down. Stop trying to get up. Come here, Jacob. Look at, look at all these little guys. Look at him. All right, Christine. You might want to dip down a little tiny bit because you are towering over Bobby. He has high heels on. Right. She did say that. So if you could like, if you could kneel down, you'd kneel down about, I don't know, a foot. Look at the little guy. He's talking like he's the talk of the head. I mean, he gives the head. Oh, my God. He's bowing. They're bullying Bobby right out of the, Christine showed her head over Bobby's head. Yeah, because. Well, all the reason you get any ass is because you tall. I, uh. It's because you tall. Um. I mean, I'm taking Max. Mm-hmm. I'm taking Max in June, primitive camping. Oh, yeah? We're going to go up the mountain and you find a spot and you make camp and you know, know nothing, right? Take a woman, make her yours. No, there's no women. It's just me and Max. Use her to breed. But I said, hey, I'm going to go to the mountain. I'm going to go to the mountain. But I said, hey, maybe Ari will bring Ari. And he goes, this is what Max said. He goes, yeah, I'd love that, but he's probably going to show us his penis. Yeah. That's what Max had. I was like, yeah, you're probably right, buddy. Man, Uncle Ari is known, huh? Yeah. Uncle Ari is known. What is this first thing? Christine, you got a wiener in the email this morning? Oh, my God. Yeah, or the guy messaged me something else and I just saw it. But I just sent it to the group. I used to tweet them, but since you, uh, called out to have people send them to me, it feels bad. So I just sent him to the group. Sitting there having coffee with Dawn talking about our day. All of a sudden this thing flops out of my phone. Oh, I didn't see it. Oh my God. Yeah, I said, if I get dick pics, we all get dick pics. Yeah. Well, thank you very much. You're welcome. Really. I think the video doesn't flop around a lot. I didn't push the, I didn't. Push the button. I'm not going to push the button. We can't bring it up here to see it? Yeah, you can bring it up. How can a penis be that big? I just see a flop around penis. Are you saying you sent it to the group because you're like, if I have to deal with it, you have to deal with it? Oh, it is a- Do you hate dick pics? Oh, God. I guess it depends. Listen, if they're solicited or I want them, that's nice. But that, I'm like, do I not like dicks? Let me see. Like, that sucks. That's pretty. Like, I thought I liked dicks. What does it say? He's annoying me. I'm a huge fan of you and the bonfire. That's got massive cock. It's a massive cock and it has, it pretty has like, it's too big. It's too big. Yeah, I'll accept that. It's too big and he's very thin. It's actually- But this upsetting Christine is what, uh, surprise. Not upsetting you, but- No, I just thought everybody should see. Oh, no. But you're sharing it with like a, if I have to deal with everyone's got to deal with, not like, check out this huge awesome dick. Yes. That's not what you're doing. No, I'm sending it like, hey guys, I don't know if that dick's going to make anyone's day. I mean, you did know that. You did know what would make my day. I mean, except for my own boyfriend, but- You did know for a fact. I know he's a size king. Yeah, I know Jay likes a nice swinging dick. He does. Jay loves a nice swinging dick. Yeah. That's true. This guy though, he looks very, here's the thing with this dick. It's perception, right? It's perspective. I don't know about that. All right, I'm just trying. I'm just trying to come up with excuses. I mean, I think it's like hitting his fucking- Is it on the screen yet? It's hitting his knees. No, I have to find it on my own. He's a real thin, thin guy and he seems small. Whenever you gotta tell yourself to. Dude. Yeah, my dick would probably look like that on that body. I mean, no, this is, I mean, this is why the swing has three different swings. It has shaft swing, mid swing, and then tip swing. It's literally- It's whipping. It's going in three different directions on the swing. Or is it just doing that move like, if you give me a pencil, I can do it. Where you lose the pencils going floppy, but it's not, it's optical illusion. Yeah, dude, this thing is- Christine, why am I not looking at this cock yet? Because I don't know my Instagram password. I'm trying to figure it out. No, it doesn't know their Instagram. It's swinging dick, one, two, three. I love cocks. I love cocks, 69. Yeah. You know how much I love cocks, 69. It's so easy though to send that pic. Like if I was to send a pic to Christine of my penis, that's taking a risk. That's taking a chance. High risk. Yeah, this guy, low risk. Extremely low risk. Low risk. Big change. I just thought this would be something that Christine would go, oh, nice. A guy wanted me to see his big, huge cock. Like if I sent the, if I was naked in the camera and I pushed my belly button and then my penis popped out, like a mushroom, that's a risk. Dude, I get DMs sometimes. And it's just a guy being like, hey, look, here's a video, me and my chicken, she's sucking my dick or something. Great. Fuck it, none of that. It's not all the time in a baby stretch. Or just like a random girl, it's like, I know you like naked pictures, so here's a naked picture. And it could be from an abominably terrible looking person. I still go, oh, but hey. Hey, can I just say something? You tried? Can I say something real quick? Yeah. I love naked pictures. Well, you gotta say that more. Yeah, but people have said to me, dude, this guy's great, have you tried it? Oh, okay. Yeah, here's a new watch. Yeah, I mean. My wife's really hot, by the way, is when you know that. Gentlemen are emailing you. He's like, now if you'll excuse me, I have to go send Jay a picture of my wife's asshole. Hey, here's a new watch I just picked up. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go. My wife's gonna go take a fucking piss on camera for Jay. I want some titty pics. I want some gash. Save your tits. Straight gash for this guy. Hard fat wang for Christine. And big floppers for Kelly. Big floppers for Kelly. To Dandy Bob. Yeah, I'm pussy butthole, Bobby's tits, Christine's wang, and boy butt. And man asses. Also, you can just send Christine. She seems to be upset by your dick pics, so I guess start just sending your asses. Yeah, but send it as your male asses. But make sure you spread it open as far as you can. She likes to see deep inside. Christine, in hindsight, would you prefer male asses or dick pics? On dick pics. Okay, well, I guess keep it to dick pics then, fellas. For shit to giggle if you feel like it. Why is that, though? What? That's... No one's curious about somebody's ass, but we're all curious about their dick. But she said, I don't want dick pics, but now she's saying I'd take it over an ass pic. She's just trying to look good in the eyes of God. But an ass pic is like... Ass hole pic, Jake, I'm not ass. No, he said ass pic. Oh, Bobby said spread it open. Oh, I spread it, I spread it. I'm gonna send a pic, you don't send just the ass pics. Yeah, that's stupid, what are you gonna do? You gotta take your thumb in your index and open it up, and then actually do like a puppet show, hey Christine, how are you? Yeah, do it until those fucking, those road lines are fucking flat. Gotcha. Spread assholes are for gay men. Yeah. That's who wants to see that. Also, cocks are too, but Christine likes cocks like a gay man. Did you get that little, pretty sure it's clean, huh? Thank God. Finger of my ass, that's for love. That's edited. Oh yeah, you can't do shit. Christine, how long do I have to sit here not looking at this guy's cock? You saw it, I'm trying, I can't get into my... I feel like Rebecca would have enjoyed that penis picture more than Christine did. Should I finish her? Luckily that guy had me in his life to make him feel good about that fucking dong. Hey, I sent it to you and you didn't even respond. I don't... You're too busy to look at the bonfire group checks. Yeah, you really don't. No, I do when I can. Yeah. No, you don't. You're missing dongs. You're missing dongs. I am upset I missed that dong. You're missing dongs. But I was happy to see it for the first time with you as a team. Isn't it nice to watch somebody open a present in front of you? You know what, Jay? The joy of giving the gift is watching the person enjoy it. You know what, it does suck. I came in knowing what it was. Yeah. I wish I saw her for the first time. You already made your peace with it. You already, you know, you're feeling, all right, that exists now. I'm going to meet this guy at a show and know that I'm shaking hands with a man who has a three times the size copy. I had to open in front of Don to pretend I wasn't fascinated. I know. I had to go... Ew. Ew. I got to tell Christine to stop doing this. I'm going to go in the other room and text her. I guess if anyone wants their, you know, dick to be admired by Jay, send them my way. Yeah. Yeah. Send them. And if you have any boobs, please stop sending them to Jay and send them to me. I just want pussy and asshole. Jay only likes... Right down the barrel. Right down the double barrel. Right down the double barrel. It's not butthole, keep it. What a fun show. What a funsy one. Are we done? Yeah, buddy. Get the fuck. We're really done. We're done. Well, we're done for the day. We're done for the day. Well, we're done for the show. The man says we're done. We're fucking done. Lou, we're done. You know what? You are the man. You are the man. Bobby Kelly's going to be at Hilarities in Cleveland, Ohio, May 15th and 16th. Stanford, Connecticut on May 21st and after that. New Orleans, Mobile, Alabama, Long Island, Austin, Texas, all on deck. I should do Dandy Bob tour while I'm in... When I'm down in New Orleans. Yeah, test run it. Test run. Test run, Dandy. Flamin' Bob Dandy. For tickets and all of us tour dates, go to punchup.live.com. Robert Kelly is YouTube page at Robert Kelly Comedy and of course, like clockwork every Tuesday night. Not this last Tuesday night. No. But every other Tuesday night, 7 p.m. to Fat Black Pussycat Lounge at the Comedy Cellar. And Big J, he's going comedy connection in Providence this weekend. One of my favorite clubs. He's going to be there this weekend, April 30th through the second, right? And then after that, he's going to be in Los Angeles for story wars. And he's got a show out there too. He's going to be doing a lot of stuff out there for Netflix. Is a joke fest. And he's heading back to Austin after that. For tickets and tour dates, go to bigjcomedy.com, youtube.com, slash at Big J Ocuson for his live show and his special. And make sure you send those butt pics. Send them all over. Puss in butt. Puss in butt. Puss in butt. Puss in butt. Well, pussy butt hole. Did he's the Bobby? Yep. Your big, huge, fat monster costume. And all of the above to Jacob. And flood Jacob with all of those. Flood it. The Bobby Flier at SiriusXN.com. And make sure you do this. Skankfest New Orleans, November 13th through the 15th. Mardi Gras World, badges are on sale right now. It's going to sell out. So please go to skankfest.com and get your tickets right now. It's going to be epic. It's going to be epic. And also, of course, keep in mind, Ari Shafir's new storytelling show, he did the coolest thing with the show. Just the way he's making it with all the comics are involved. Everyone promotes it. Everyone's making money off it. He's the right thing. He's fucking awesome. His new storytelling show, The End, is currently out. $6 an episode. You could buy them all in one shot for $30. Seven seats. Seven episodes. Seven episodes. It is probably the... I can't believe the comics he's got on this. All your favorite comics. They're all, I would say, how would she put it? Shock comics? Shock comedians. Shock comedians. So if you're not going to buy that... It's almost exclusively shock comedians. Yeah, it's all shock comedians. So that's not your... If you're looking for a Lenny Marcus, you're not going to find it. No, you're not. It is unbelievable. Also, if you're looking for a Lewis J. Goh measure, you're not going to find it. Oh, it's been a real point of contention. We'll catch you guys next... Oh, I won't be here next week. You won't be here. Oh, I love you. I'm going to be calling in. Yeah, calling in, calling Quinn's coming. We got Rich Voss. We got some special guests. So it's... We'll hold down the fort. I'll be giving you live updates from Netflix. Then we're going to be off the week after that. We're off the week. Ooh. And then we're back, yeah? And then we're back. Have a great weekend, guys. Peace.