This is an iHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human Martin knows surviving a day in the office requires preparation. 5 AM alarm, clothes laid out, and making a stop at his nearest service station. He grabs a cross-ont to go and presses the button on a Costa Express coffee machine. As the aroma of a signature mocha Italia blend fills the air, his favorite cappuccino fills the cup, made with real beans and fresh milk. Oh, that's quality. Start as you mean to go on with Costa Express. Hello gorgeous, it's Lala Kent. Welcome to Untraditionally Lala. Hey you guys, it's Lala Kent. Welcome back to the bonus episode of Untraditionally Lala. I'm here with the saving Grace, Easton Burningham. Welcome. I don't even know why I do that still. You're my co-host buddy. Well, some days I'm here, some days I'm not, and it's pretty great for me. Depends on what we talk about. Today we got this in the DMs, and it actually made me a little sad. Tell me. So this person said, I would like to respectfully go toes with Lala regarding. Regarding what do I have to say? Regarding the past negative comments on Mormons. I'm a huge Lala fan, but my heart breaks whenever I hear Mormons being talked about in a negative way. Alright, let's hear her out. Well, that was it. Okay, let's hear us out. I want to say this. I never want anybody to feel when I talk about things to take it as a personal attack. But how could you not, right? If I'm going in on the Mormon religion, and the people who are a part of it, in a negative way, how could you not take that personally if you are a Mormon? I will say this. There are very, depending on where you are, I grew up in Utah. The Mormons in Utah are very, I have met Mormons across the country, who are the most wonderful people I have ever met in my life. The Mormons that live in California. Beautiful. Amazing. The kindest. Even in Utah, I have met wonderful Mormons. You have to remember that when I talk about this religion, take Mormon wives out of it. That was my life growing up in that state. My dad's entire family. So when I think of Mormons, that is a very personal thing to me. I go into a place of how my dad's side of the family treated my dad. How my dad's side of the family treated my mother, who was not Mormon, treated us, my Mormon grandmother on her deathbed, and the things that she said to my dad, said to my mom. So I make these blanketed statements, which I should probably work on. There's a lot of things. Let's just put this out there. There's a lot of things that I should probably work on, guys. But guess what? Same with fucking you guys. I can't be the only person working on shit. Well, I was just going to say, at that point, my grandmother could have worked on a whole lot of shit. Yes. So when I make those blanketed statements, it comes from a very deep-rooted pain and experience that I had with my own family members who were part of that church. We would go every Sunday to my dad's house. And when I tell you, there were over 35 people every weekend. Like it was a huge family. We were embedded in this shit. And we have fun. Pictures on the wall. The whole family. That should tell you everything. The whole family on the wall, white t-shirts and the whole shit. So there you go. Photo shoot. We were embedded in this shit. Yeah. So your story might be different than ours, but our story, I think, is not that awful from a lot of others. As we got older, things, as a little kid, it was like the funnest place to go, right? Sunday dinners at grandma's house, all of the cousins. As we got older, Easton and I, my mom started not going anymore. And I would start clocking little comments that were made. I then had a boyfriend. My uncle at the time was now the bishop at a church, and he was always the coolest one. But he was like, I have a really cute guy for you. And I was like, ooh, tell me more. And he was like, if you convert to Mormonism and you get baptized, I will introduce you. Shit like that. It's like, well, that's a little fucking weird. So I want to apologize to this woman because not all Mormons are the same. I do have a tough, it's hard for me to swallow religion as a whole. Any organized religion because of what I experienced growing up. And the documentaries I've watched. And the documentaries. And then we got Mormon wives where we watch these young girls kind of fucking crash out because they're in a religion. Yeah, the backlash and the guilt and not living under the Mormon religion and everything that they stand for. It's like Jesus Christ. But then by the way, I had a woman who was like a second mom to me growing up who, who the Mormon church ended up really saving her soul. Yeah, I know a lot of people that here's the thing. Everyone's different. Religions are different. And everybody's going to like a different religion. That's what's so great about it. It is. Just don't push it on me. There it is. If you want to educate me, if you want to educate me, I want to be educated. I want to know about it all. Don't press me on it. But don't press me. This is why I really enjoy it. And I love that for you. And that's not how we grew up. And if I start to see you lighting up and talking about what it's done for you, maybe I'll go, could I attend one with you? Yes, let me steer the religious. Now you're pushing it. Now I'm out. Don't ask me questions. Don't ask me anything. Mormon wives is so poppin that they just announced that they're having Mormon wives, Orange County. What was the, what was the response to that? Dead silence in the crowd. Dead serious on that too. Like really dead fucking silence. Almost like what do you mean the crowd? Because they introduced all of these shows at the Hulu, like a Hulu event where there's all these people. Okay. And so it's the, it's like Miranda, Layla and Jesse and all of the, the original Utah Mormon wives introducing them. And they're like, and here they are, Orange County. And they start walking in and they go up on stage and like they're dead silent on their mics, no cheering. It's the most awkward thing in the world. Yeah. But I think you got to me, I think people are going to warm up to it. I mean, yes, I'm just saying it was just the, how they revealed it was weird. Everybody made it weird. Will it be good? Maybe probably, but I won't be watching. Okay. That's fine. Yeah. Well, I don't watch anything. So there you go. I'll be watching sports. Sports. By the way, did you see that Lenny Kravitz daughter is doing something daughter? Yeah, Zoe. She's such a fucking bitch. She's, she's very unique. She's just a fucking cool. She's unique looking. I just want to be that cool. 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T's and C's apply. 18 month contract. Prices may rise during contract. Check availability at gigaclear.com. Anyway, back to Zoe Kravitz real quick. Allegedly, she's engaged to Harry Styles after eight months of dating. When you know you know. I was just going to say that. When did I go from being such a cold-hearted bitch to like, when you know you know? Like now when people tell me, after one date I knew I was going to marry a girl, I was like, I'm not going to marry a girl. I'm not going to marry a girl. After one date I knew I was going to marry that person. I'm like, I know that feeling. I know that feeling. I see people on about. Get married, have babies. For how, okay. Well, things are starting to. She was engaged to Channing Tatum before this. How long ago did that break off? Eight months ago. Just kidding. 2024. I see nothing wrong with it. Hey, with who she is. Love moves quick these days. She knows who she is with Adora. She knows who she is and what she wants. I agree. And by the way, if you get married. You can get divorced. Exactly. Fuck it. It's a couple signatures. Right. No, I'll give you some money, but if you do it right. Yeah, she's already been divorced. She's, who hasn't at this point. I know. So like third one's a charm, maybe, right? Is this her second or third? It'll be her second marriage. So maybe this won't last, but the third one will. And maybe she'll be dating like Easton Burningham or something on her third. She just wants a regular old Joe. Hey, I can make you laugh here and there. You can. I know. I just need a lot of money and then maybe I'll get laid. Oh, by the way though. Amber's like, no, no. It's in my next lifetime. I need to have a dick. I just want one. No, can I be honest? If it were a choice every day, I'd pick a penis. What you guys go through. No, no, no. I would pick a penis. Sometimes I wake up and I brush my teeth and I'll leave halfway through the day. I'm like, I didn't even put deodorant on. Man, that's a man. That's disgusting. But as you get older, I do feel like you start, well, at least I have. For me. For me. All of the things that, and this is obviously a part of my trauma. Obviously. And I've spoken about this before. You have trauma? A dude with like money and power. That scares me. And I don't know when. That's I want that. Well, who does? I was just kidding. You know where I'm like, no, I'm going to need to like, I got to be with someone who's either like right where I am. You can you have to at least be able if I'm like, let's go to Hawaii. Like I don't really want to flip the bill for you because I got a whole entire family. Like I need you to be able to like do that for yourself. No, you don't you don't have to pay for me. A lot of fucking money and power. I want a lot of money. Makes me a little nervous because if it doesn't work out. Which it hasn't for me for me. Where I feel like under the thumb a little bit hands around the neck. I don't love that feeling. Yeah. And maybe if I didn't have a baby. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what the fuck I want out of life. I just want a lot of money. No power. That's it. Money equals power, I think. Well, you're never going to know I have it. I'm just going to know I have it. I'm going to let you know something. I know you well enough to know. If you had a fuck ton of money, we would all know it. With my clothes and cars, yes. Yeah. Would I post? No. What else is there? Yeah, the posting Instagram would be the first thing to go. Oh, yes. All of it. Really? Yes, I would make like just like burner accounts. Even with your obsession with TikTok? Yes, burner accounts. I don't need a post. I just like to swipe. You don't have a burner account now and don't post. So, Eason is living the same life if he had money. Oh, yeah. All right. Yeah. If you got, if I had money, no one would know the difference. I wouldn't post then and I don't post now. Because here's the thing. I've, you know, throughout the day, I've had nice cars come in. Never posted them. Can I tell you, I've been watching your friends and neighbors second season. Are you watching it? No. Did you watch the first season? No. There's a lot of money, but they're all in like the finance world. High power, high level shit. Like no one's really like they don't need to be on Instagram or whatever. Watching that show with, they just entered James Marsden, who's like so fucking hot. This show is so good. I cannot believe you have it. You're gonna with John Hamm? Yes. John and his ham. And who, who else is, who's the girl in it? Um, Olivia Munn's in it. And one of my favorite actresses, I can't even believe I'm blanking on her name. I feel like I watched an episode and I could be very wrong. Did this come out with Landon? Amanda Pete. Yes. She plays John Hamm's ex-wife. It is so. Didn't this come out when Landon was still living here? Yes. Okay, I watched a couple of episodes with you guys, or with Landon I remember, and I did enjoy it. When I tell you, I pop two magnesium and start a new episode, and then two after it ends. And I'm just in it complete. Okay, hold on here. 30 minute episodes or an hour. It's between 45 minutes and an hour. Fuck, I can only do 30s in bed. Easton, it's so good. No. I'll give her a go. I'll give her a go. You have to give it a go. But I always fall asleep, and then my biggest pain in the ass is like going back and seeing what episode I fucking remember. And then it's like, you know what? No, it gives you a recap. That's what I love. It gives you a full recap at the beginning. Also what I'm looking forward to this week is a new episode of Rhode Island that I'm going to go home and watch today. Because it's the best reality show on television right now. For me. You guys, thank you for listening to another bonus episode of Untraditionally La La. I love you guys. I'm going to catch you on Wednesday for a regular old episode. Again, on Monday for the bonus. And remember an unlikely affair with Amber Childers and myself. Comes out every Thursday at 9 p.m. You can catch it that night if you're a night owl. Or Friday morning. Love you. Bye. Bye. This is an I Heart podcast. Guaranteed human.
