#242 - The Most Unhinged Tier List We've Ever Made

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So it's essentially killing the snake Okay You just like I didn't plan for you just like that shit's tough or did you just so as of recently Including my weight loss and just changing things about my life and being more active This kind of symbolizes like shedding old habits and like overcoming fear and stuff So I will obviously like I like everybody's first tattoo. You kind of want to get something. It's symbolic and Yeah, I remember I was just looking through like Tattoo inspirations and I saw this and I was like, huh? Because I wanted my first tattoo to be on the form Yeah, it just felt like it was a perfect size perfect shape for it and and Then I looked up like the inspiration for it. I was like, oh, that's fucking perfect. I like it I like the I like to talk with it. Yeah, it looks good Usually usually people get snakes and they get the Arab rules. It was like the snake eating the tail Oh, yeah, yeah, isn't that I Thought that was just Norse mythology. I had the idea of getting the tattoo like that, but it was a guy sucking his own cock Like infinitely infinite cock sucking it's like fucking his own ass. He's fucking himself in the ass circle His own ass. Oh, I'll do what I need to Eat bicep just fucked it. Yeah, I got tattoo. I got it when I was 17. Yeah What's arms? Yeah 17 bro, I this turned into a fuckboy tattoo after I got it which is tough time. It's a clock. Yeah Yeah, I just thought it was cool. My parents got me this really cool pocket watch from like sometime like I'll say Early early 1900s late 1800s. They got me this pocket watch and I was just obsessed with it. I thought it was a cool thing ever Never wanted to go like a sleeve with it That's a thing dude. I did So the problem I got this and I planned on actually getting pretty tatted up not like everywhere like I didn't want fucking neck or like anything Massive I mostly I regret I regret my neck teeth. Yeah, you yours is bad It's weird that you got like two balls right here and then it Is just bizarre it's it's a fucking tree branch with fruit Really bad. Yeah. Yeah, you kind of look like an idiot most of the time Only tattoo like I figured it yeah, it's like really bizarre and it starts all the way from like your dick root and the tree Just goes all the way up. It's a bizarre choice swags, but you know whatever But anyway, yeah, I wanted to get fully, you know, my arms tatted up And the problem at the time was I was 17 so I had no money And then by the time I did have enough money It was co vid and nobody was really fucking doing tattoos or anything and I was like, alright, whatever Only need a little room. We're vengine. Yeah, I'll wait till co vid passes Co vid passed then I got obsessed with the gym and hockey and I can't really do either of those things fresh after getting a tattoo especially hockey, so I was like There's just genuinely no time for me to get a tattoo right now You can almost have to take like a week off of doing like heavy activities. Yeah, and I just don't want to do that You know, I like tattoos. I'll get them eventually. They're there for life if I get it when I'm like 30 30 actually I am almost 30 All your all your all your skin starts to sag and you're in your tattoo gets a weird yeah Your arms it's fine. You're those don't those stay pretty tight. Yeah, I wouldn't get it on like your belly Yeah Getting a tattoo it would be a waste to die With the tattoo and I'd have your skin be like surgically removed and like tanned and like some sort of lampshade Somewhere yeah, cuz you're just hanging above the fireplace right away imagine if you had like your own Grand play grand play skin, you know from yeah, I said like on the mantle You know like grandpa's dick skin hanging over my fireplace. Yeah, I think I look like a look like a tiny little fucking triple double wizard I feel like there's there has to be some serial killers that Have taken tattoos as a trophy Right, but it has to have been a thing that probably two have done Yeah Yeah, that was a very very fucked up guy that did that You know his name is he perhaps on a big big fat tier list we have today. Is he perhaps on? This Do we want to talk do we want to talk about What we're doing before we decide to do hop into the tier list I should say I mean We have a great episode. We thought you know what? What should we do this episode? We actually deliberated for maybe 30 minutes before we even there is there are some bad ideas We had a couple of ideas which you know I I wasn't going to bring up But I just have to float it because maybe maybe maybe we're being presumptive and assuming that you as the audience Don't want to see it and maybe we're wrong So if if you like the idea of a national tragedy tier list Where we go over all of America's national tragedies over the last 200 say Years school shootings in there well we can obvious F-tears We can say We can make we can make we can make that like a school shooting till the sony son We're like we didn't even say anything about it. We just go on eight sucks Yeah But you know the more consequential stuff, you know, we go we can go over Crazy I think I think We leave it up to the audience if you want to see a national tragedy tier list Might be sick that week I'll be real this if this podcast episode gets This is 20 25,000 likes then we'll do a national tragedy tier list next episode That's up to you This this episode we decided well what is Hundreds of people dying at once being evaporated from existence for no discernible reason well Yeah, maybe maybe like five to ten people Evaporating a period of year over a period of a few months or years by one person who's cunning and Cool I mean I I feel like oh there's a Isn't there a ridiculous stat of how many potential serial killers are still active right now in the United States? Yeah, but they're getting they're getting a hot dude now I think before we begin the meat and potatoes of ranking these individuals whom a lot of them I'm not even familiar with we'll have to do some research on the fly I think we should discuss do you have a favorite serial killer off the top of your head or you know Hold on about the concept of serial killers being sorry. Hold on. I got I got I got a circle back to what I was saying This is insane by the way There are Roughly 50 at large known But like they don't know their identity. They just know that these crimes are connect connected Around 50 active serial killers in the US right now. Holy shit. That's sick, which is actually Which is actually down. What was the number? 80% decline from the 1980s which is Is that Yeah, I mean apparently the peak was in the 70s the 70s was the peak of killing people I suppose You have to think about it. You have to think about it. There wasn't a lot of CCTV There wasn't a lot of forensic technology and as well as that a Bunch of people got drafted to go to fucking Vietnam learn how to kill people probably did kill people and commit horrible horrible acts They were forced to during a wartime environment and then they come home completely fucked up probably on drugs Psychedelics the whole thing very easy to be manipulated and then yeah, these wouldn't fucking Well, there's there's also lead leaded gasoline was still Freaking people out. Yeah, let it gasoline was was very much still a problem like the entire fucking atmosphere Was full of lead and it made an entire generation of people stupid Yeah, it's what made the paint chips taste so good enough for the windowsill Yeah, that was pretty yummy The paint chips that you would peel off the windowsill and eat and it was really sweet Because of the lead is so so now Didn't eat those Yeah There's a lot of vinegar windows a lot to say that in the past, you know, it was a dumber time It was it was the less connected time. It was a it was a more analog time It was it was it was a better time to be alive, but also a worse time to be murdered Yeah Like a lot before that too like in the 30s and stuff There was another guy like Albert Clark or some shit no Albert Albert fish Albert fish the fucking clock he would Albert elephants but I Albert fish was the the old guy who would run from young boys. He would eat the romp of young boys He would kidnap young boys who were presumably orphaned a lot of them were either Mentally disabled or black dude. He was eating fucking Downs kid butt down kid but dark Nate as well, which is somebody's gotta It's Service he's licking down syndrome asshole The rationale for him choosing his victims were they were like the stupid they wouldn't they wouldn't be missed in He would fuck like like gay prostitutes because you know that they had no families Mmm That is such a wild sentence that is like you just have to laugh because of shock value for that So that's such a fucking crazy How do you like okay? I get it most of them like like a lot of the time when you look back at their past like when you watch a documentary about any serial killer A lot of time their past is like holy shit, so I get that they like I get that it comes I guess that it typically comes from a place of trauma like I get that aspect of it But how do you like? It's just crazy that like I get the circle of abuse like if your dad beat the fuck out of you And you don't learn anything different your whole life You're probably gonna beat the fuck out of your kid But how do you go from your dad beating you to being like I'm gonna kill a bunch of gay guys Maybe I'll even eat some of them. Yeah, but it's it's weird The sociopathy and like psychopathic like develops as you as you like get older Yeah, like it's interesting then there's the Drives into question the whole thing of nature versus nurture because you could be the best parents in the world You can you can grow your kid, you know, yeah in a perfect environment With with no bad stimulus whatever but your kid can just innately have something wrong with them Were they absolutely they fucking find his squirrel and they torture the fucking thing You know where they burn ads with a magnifying glass so they fucking pick the wings off the insects and you know I'm not gonna lie. I did used to do that to house flies But you know it starts with that and then it manifests into into more fucked up and more fucked up Yeah, you gotta Yeah, or you know, they a lot of serial killers or killers to do it for the first time, you know, why'd you do it? I just wanted to see how I'd feel. You know what it felt like. Yeah, it's crazy What would it feel like to kill someone? I mean I Get the curiosity of it and the interest in the like gladly. Yeah depends who you're killing why I think is a big Yeah, big thing, you know Like if I killed a pedophile who was actively molesting my kid, I would feel too bad No, you know, I feel like a Sleep like a baby. I wouldn't feel bad for like killing the pedophile No, it was like, you know, he's just killing a dude just cuz you know, you cut you off and try I think that's the difference between Like a serial killer and then somebody that just killed somebody. Yeah The difference between So see opinions and companion like someone who committed a claim of passion. Yeah Mmm-hmm. You had black bars. Yeah, I know I just realized I had a black bar the whole time. That's fine Um Well saying though I get the like The interest in serial killers especially from a like Mental standpoint understanding what makes a human being that way and all that jazz, but it's crazy how much their borderline fetishized by like Well, it's like not even that they're just like people fetishized like someone being mentally insane like they think there's like Like an art to being a psychopath and it's just like bro. It's it's not it's bad It shouldn't be something that you like Like there's people that genuinely get excited when something like this is happening because it's more for them to like read about and learn about Make content on and absorb content on and it's just like Well, I don't know I understand the morbid curiosity, you know, yes And but you know, it is very is there's a trope of you know Fucking, you know White gals just listening to podcasts of yeah getting murdered or like had to get away with murdering your fucking husband When there was a woman who literally had a podcast titled they had to get away with murdering your husband And then she fucking killed her husband and then did not get away with it. I Swear this is a thing. I swear I don't know the only one I know of is like Bailey Saran She's not bad like she's not like she does not glorify these people. Yes, but But it is crazy that like I Don't know making an entire living. Okay off of talking about other people's like Deaths, you know, that is wild. Yeah, it's it's wild to me I got no beef with her by all means. She does not fetishize them whatsoever, but it's just wild I have a correction to make it was that a podcast? It was an author who wrote a book titled had a murder your husband Jailed for life. She had jailed for life for murdering her husband. Dude. Well, I like no shit What I guess I in her defense. It wasn't titled had a murder your husband and get away with it It was just titled had a murder your husband. So so she so she got step one. It was step two that she really struggled with Absolutely, you know, I wonder if there's like Like a crossover because like hitmen are obviously a real thing. Oh, yeah I Wonder if there's a crossover of like somebody who realized they were like Mentally ill and wanted to hurt people and we're like wait instead of being a freak and just killing like woman in alleys Maybe I could just make a bag off this. Well, I like join the military or something They do it for pleasure. They do it as like a professional thing that they're like good at you know I think like good killer. There's a difference between between being a killer and a murderer Yeah, okay really really big difference between, you know, I'm gonna kill somebody because I am put in a situation Where it's my only option or yeah Between like first second Yeah, yeah, it's life and death or it's premeditated or you know, I just want to be like I wonder if like an IRL Dexter Genuinely is out there somewhere. Oh like a serial killer killer. Yeah Well, like somebody who is clearly like somebody who is a serial killer, but they're almost like a Self-aware one where they're like, okay, rather than just going on like weird killing sprees Maybe I should target this is more so what I was saying like like if somebody's like Oh, I'll just become a fucking hitman because like I really want to kill people But at least this is like a route an avenue to go I remember one specific case of a guy who I believe he was based in Alaska Let me get his name Yeah, we'll get to it. We'll get to it. Sorry dude. This is so fucking off topic, but you said Alaska Do you guys remember when I came on the podcast after going to Vegas with? Eric Smitty And whatever we met this guy that I said looked and sounded exactly like do and he was from Alaska Dude, I completely forgot to tell you guys last time I was in Vegas We left the fucking fight and I literally turned around and this guy was standing behind me. I was like Are you from Alaska? He's like what the fuck? Yeah, I was like dude The guy that said you look like my friend your name's Eric, right? He's like, oh my god And he just sat there talking shit for a minute, but I did I bumped into that guy again from Alaska What are they fucking odds you bump into some random dude in a random city from Alaska twice? It was insane to do like a year apart to wow. Anyway, sorry those complete side note Yeah, speaking of like really silly awesome characters from Alaska this guy named Jason Vukovic is named the Alaska Avenger because he was a victim of Child sexual abuse when he was a kid and so he when he grew up Decided to look up the pedophile registry take a fucking ball peen hammer it go and just fucking kill a bunch of Hammer Like a gun like make sense But plunking pledging them to dance with the hammer if I recall correctly allegedly if I mean call correctly But like that's like the definition of like a serial killer Dexter Yeah, extra vigilante killer vigilante killer. I'm gonna be the punisher. I mean, it's essentially fucking like And it's kind of just Batman. I mean look Totally get it if it's like pedophile touched your kid you were like whatever totally get it totally understand Oh, dude like that one. No, I I'm not advocating for you to do that. Of course No, the lie is the line you should follow the law is it but you know, I understand but if it happens I'm not gonna tattle That's like the one I think his name was Paul I forget the whole story But the guy who like I think it was abused his kid or like molested his kid was walking into his court date and the dude Just pulled out a gun and fucking oh Hop things pop the guys have I think it was name was Gary Gary is Gary Gary plush Yeah, because when I do it, they're like Gary why? It's the killing of Jeffrey Duchet What was it? What was a full lore on that? So the law is Jeffrey Duchet was a He was a karate instructor who allegedly kidnapped and raped Gary plashes son Damn, so Gary waited for him at like a It was an airport or was some I thought it was I thought it was at the courthouse It was at the courthouse It was at yeah, it was at the courthouse and he's yeah, and the alleged pedophile rapist Well, yeah, and he was pretending to be on one of the pay phones and then he just turned around He was on the pay phone and then he hung up and then yeah Did I underarm shot with his revolver and you shot the dude straight in the head? It's crazy. Didn't he only get like I think you only got a year or two. Yeah, you suspended sentence man Did he really yeah the fuck yeah, that's Hi, justice system work sometimes I guess sometimes in the in the old days. It did in Fucking for that's insane. All right, we should probably get to this to your list So we have quite a list and a lot of You're gonna have to say the names out loud by the way to our audio viewers. Yeah, look he a little cut off some of these names Who will have to yeah, you'll have to tell us because your face is covering some of them So you just tell us yeah, so starting off fucking huge Ted Bundy like Ted Bundy So how are we rating this are we rating like so we the tears tears true demons most evil Yeah, I feel like Should I change these Ted? No, they're all right. I feel like Ted's bondy is he's got to be in the middle, right? well, let's put everything into Perspective with Ted Bundy he murdered 30 young women and girls across several states. Yeah, 30. Yeah It could be between 50 or 100 actually I think it was just like stabbings and shooties I don't think you like tortured all they could have been more well He did bring up that it might have been like that was his like ace in the sleeve or before they executed him He was like well There's 50 other bodies and he tried to like think that they are gonna delay executing him because they wanted to find the bodies And then they just killed them anyway They were like they were like oh good even more fucking justification So he sexually assaulted them and then he killed them by strangulation or beating frequently returning to the bodies for necrophilia x Okay. Yeah, no, that's twice trials Also, I you know Despite his horrific crimes Bundy received thousands of love letters from admirers during the Shroud Island imprisonment and women actually attended His court hearings just a catch a glimpse of his charming good luck. So if you think about it I remember that if you think about it clavicular could fucking murder 30 women And be just as celebrated Didn't you murder one guy? No, he didn't kill that guy. No, no, he didn't die. He just ran him over. Yeah Valid honestly That's a real woman moment right there murder 30 guys long as you're good-looking. Yeah, that's crazy That's a wild one. It's like it's like Luigi Mangione. Thank you It was bald no one would give a shit if he was fucking Asian 47 or would give a shit Oh, yeah, but he's a handsome devil, but he's a handsome Italian guy from New York He's innocent granted and also he was never there totally different dude He was just what is illegal to go to McDonald's and get a fucking big Mac Listen up. Huh, that means you yes you we know you're pointing at yourself when it comes to party power games We've got a place made for all sorts From the experts to the drama queens It's me the JC the finance bros. Look at those stocks lads. We'll stick with slots. It's what we're good at And not forgetting you yes you the one listening because at party power games We've got all sorts of games for all sorts of trickles eligibility rules and terms and conditions apply please come for responsibly 18 plus come on away a dog Yes, so looks like it was America anyways Ted Bundy and of all the I would say pretty much True evil true. That's gotta be yeah, that's gotta be like second worst pure evil I see pure evil pure evil. Yeah. Yeah, I'm down for that because dude you can't like 30 people is a lot There's people on this list. I probably killed like That bumps them up a notch See this might sound insane this might sound insane, but I feel like That's not as bad as if they were still alive because like at this point You're not really like harming somebody anymore because they're already fucking dead. I mean, I mean, it's pretty rude to rape a ghost Fucking pretty fucking rude, okay, but like but imagine Go to heaven trying to go to heaven you're fucking Come it's annoying. I low-key. I feel like they're all gonna be in the in the in the top tier Like how do we not put every single one of these people? Yeah, you got it. Maybe I just keep going them You know, I could think of one serial killer that wasn't all bad, but he's not on this next year Yeah, no, I was gonna say the unabomber Yeah Yeah, he's pretty he's good at math Respect to mathematician anyways John yeah, we got John Wayne Gacy the Clown 19 Killer clown he's the killer clown. Yeah, he Performed as a clown named Pogo were sometimes patches at children's hospitals charity events and parties Complete with his own handmade costume and makeup earning him the famous killer clown nickname so he Killed I think that was before he was killing though No, I don't know. It was 90% sure he was killing while he was a clown Yes, while he was a clown between 1972 and 1978 He raped tortured and murdered the least 33 young men and boys age roughly 14 to 30 years old luring many to a suburban home under pretenses like job offers or magic tricks Didn't he bury them under his floor? Yeah, he buried one under his barbecue and then he would host barbecues Knowing that there was a body here. He like builds a concrete barbecue above a dead guy Yeah, he essentially assaulted them and killed them primarily by strangulation or asphyxiation often using a grout or a Ligature he buried 26 to 29 bodies in a crawl space under his hands with other stumps of the day planes river That's gotta be topped here. That's dude. There are kids Absolutely true demon. I would put him down as a true demon. Also. He's fat. He is fat You will yeah, he is quite fat lose some fucking weight pal Maybe one had to rape three kids if you've lost some weight All right This might be the most cursed shit we've done look I don't fucking condone any of this behavior No, of course not Yeah, if you're watching this if you're watching this make sure to drop a like and leave a comment if you fucking Hate these people for being able you think they're evil do that then Anyways, Jeffery Jeffery Everybody fucking knows Jeffrey Dahmer everybody's seen Dahmer every day guys right from the club Yeah, guys. Yeah, cut them up. Adam. Oh Took pictures every picture ruined ruined the aviator glasses for everybody. He did everybody in the world Like single-handedly almost fucking bankrupt the the was in Miami lived in where was it again? Yep? Yeah, I'm the Miami bar scene walkie. I believe Milwaukee. No, it's not Miami. It was known as the Milwaukee can of Middle Eastern Midwestern what? Why did I think it was southern? Yeah, he did near dang near bankrupt the fucking bar sink He just kept killing people from the bar. Yeah, it's kind of almost like the the rainy Street guy Kind of like yeah, the rainy Street killer. Yeah, so What is he here? He of course grabbed people from boys African Americans Asians and Latinos 17 young men and boys I Strangled them sexually assaulted them engaged in acrophilia dismembered their bodies preserved parts like skulls and skeletons So he was a bit of a little bit of a hoarder Had a bit of a sentimental, you know like their loot Let's see in many cases practice cannibalism by eating the selected organs or flesh now everybody knows I think what you start people you're true to me. Didn't he didn't serve it to someone you try to feed a Sandwich with human need to his neighbor who was it was odd to him Because you'd be cutting bodies up and she would smell it through the wall. Yeah, why I remember that state That is not how he got caught that is we have we got caught the smell of his apartment 1991 after a victim escaped an alerted police who discovered horrific evidence like severed heads in his fridge Did So Fun fact is a high school student Dommer was known as a class clown who pulled out rages pranks like faking seizures the hallways Earning the catchphrase doing a Dahmer dude. He was such a pick me. Oh my god Yeah, real pretending to have a seizure. So you got attention is insane. It is pretty I would put him Probably in the true demon eating. Yeah, that has to be bro. He was eating. He was doing worse than He tried to feed a guy to a different like what are we talking about? He tried to feed someone to someone else Yeah He looked like no, no, don't say what you're saying Look like Spongebob and Patrick. All right. The next one is Edmund Kim something Edmund Kemper, yeah He's he's the big like seven foot tall mother for he's a McNassey looking mother He's literally six foot nine at 250 pounds His nickname was the co-ed killer or big Ed highly intelligent but deeply disturbed man who exhibited violent tendencies from childhood including killing family pets And the capitating dolls which I think is a step to form those cabbage patch kids or worth the latin now Yeah, they are at age 15 in 1964 He murdered his paternal grandparents by shooting his grandmother and then his grandfather to see what it felt like He was saying committed to a juvenile facility where he's diagnosed with schizophrenia But released at 21 after convincing psychiatrists. He was reformed This is after killing his fucking grandparents by the way and then from May 7 in 1972 to 73. He murdered eight people Primarily young female hitchhiking college students and a 15 year old girl in the Santa Cruz area learning them Drafting them killing them via shooting stabbing strangulation or smothering and then necrophilia dismemberment decapitation and in some cases cannibalism So I think it's like a less successful money Yeah, like a Ted Bundy who frame mobs. Yeah Didn't he am I miss remembering or didn't he assist in trying to Get the one killer arrested the one everyone thinks Ted Cruz is the guy Didn't he assist in that That processor am I tripping I'm gonna I miss remembering the fuck out of this. He didn't he didn't okay I don't know why he contributed to line enforcement were focused on helping the FBI's early behavior of science unit develop criminal profiling techniques So he was Yeah, I might have just completely mixed that in with that fucking Netflix show you may have Mine what is it mine something? Now I don't remember Whatever Oh, oh this guy Kemper once chillingly demonstrated his manipulative side during an interview with FBI agent Robert Wrestler by casually describing how he could have killed him and owned the prison and the time it would take guards to respond Probably the FBI to implement a policy requiring two agents for future serial killer interviews Hmm You need to have you need to have some balls to fucking go in a room with that I low-key. I feel like he's like B tier Yeah, I would put him I would put him in evil. I don't think I can put anyone below pure evil I'm gonna be real with you horrible insane Here's are kind of like horrible. I mean, I don't know it depends on like what they did Dude he shot his grandma and grandpa. Yeah, I know They were all they were old okay. They weren't young. They had their whole fucking lives. You had to them Yeah, so we're lining there just speaks towards your like a mentally deranged you are I'm gonna put some of these More known up in the front Yeah, I don't think well time to get to all of these For too many who who should we do next? Yeah, just grab some big names. Let's grab the big names Irony, you know where I'm putting it. I Got you guys have to run me down on that game. Yes. Plus dear Edgy was a former and a handyman He was the butcher of Plainfield or known as the Plainfield ghoul. Yeah, Texas James. I'm actually like Made after him inspired. Yeah You confessed to murdering two women Shot and decapitated a tavern owner in a Holy shit killed nine people Immunalated and fashioned them into grotesque household items and clothing made from humans. Oh my god He denied sexual intercourse with the bodies due to decomposition orders, but engaged in necrophilia x Arrested. What does that mean? So he said he wouldn't have sex because they're stinky Yeah, Edgene was like weirdly weirdly obsessed with his mom too Like he did everything like by his mom's like bidding and then after she died He'd like had voices in his head of his mom like telling him to do shit and yes Legally deemed legally insane His crimes inspired like honeycore characters like Norman Bates and sank it would leather face in Texas James Oh, massacre. Yeah, he inspired To the Lambs. Oh my god three big like Sure Like skin people and then make furniture out of it and then yeah You he would he would grave room he would grave room. Oh, that's right And then use corpses to make to make good and honestly fucking waste that what no He stole a ring. I'm pretty sure he proposed to his girlfriend with a ring that he grave robbed reduce reuse Recycling Than I get it How did he propose to somebody who let him convince her that his mom wasn't dead and then he was like getting his blessing from his mom Even though she was dead and he like It was like I think it was 40s or 30s or 40s or something. It was the 50s That was also obsessed with like weird like death and kind of tragedy and stuff and like they like bonded over that and then Over time they started dating and there's a show There's a recent dramatization of him that came out and it's a really good show Really good Furniture that's got to be like I mean he did try to make a woman suit and stitch towards to our shoes, I mean, they're all insane They're just not cancer he died of cancer Well, sometimes sometimes the universe Does its job? Are we cool putting the edginess true demon? Yeah, absolutely. I mean, it's for sure. Okay, then who's next David Berkowitz? Not as bad Berkowitz still crazy. Why is it? Wait? It's David Berkowitz. I got a son so familiar. This is the son of Sam. Oh That's who it is. Yeah, the motherfucker that was shooting people who were sitting in their cars Yes, he was oh, yeah, so he used a 44 44 caliber. He was kind of boring. He never like He just killed them and walked away Like rape or necrophilia anything crazy. He just No, yeah, he literally walked around Yeah, he literally just go like walk up to somebody or drive up to somebody pop him and death It was schizophrenic because what was the thing he was in Berkowitz was an obsessive arsonist before his murders started 1400 fires across New York City in the early 1970s Yeah, I'm earning the early nickname the Phantom of the Bronx among firefighters though He was never charged for the arson's the primary a phase for shandied his escalating violence Now here's what's interesting son of Sam. He's called the son of Sam because he was mentally insane And he was and he's any any alleged that his dog Sam Was telling him was God telling him to do the things that he did and it's interesting I had a family member who lived in New York in the 70s and he was your firefighter And he had literally run into like he didn't like there was something like a alarm went off It had some house or whatever he went and visited. It was a guy in his dog So he chatted with him for like 30 minutes the dude was like super fucking weird left through down that was the son of Sam and That dog that he was saying was the damn That's crazy Yeah, that's fucking horrifying. Yeah, man. You know, you could have just he could just run into a guy Yeah I would put him as horrible because he's not nearly as bad as I'm in and I would put him as insane Obviously put him as insane Yeah, like he was he was pretty office. Well, didn't he didn't he also like re like like kickstart the satanic panic Didn't what didn't everyone connect him to like a satanic cult or some shit? Again, I am so like I'm so out of touch with any of this shit My wife sometimes watches like when they get a Netflix show So I just like get them pits and pieces as I walk by while she's in the living room or something Just like walk by me like I guy guys pretty fucked up and just keep kind of going about my day Unfortunately, he did I start the Okay panic although his his he said his dog was a demon They you know Yeah, all right interesting. All right next guy next one. Notice. There's not a lot of girls I lean worn us. That's probably fine pronounced that right. I lean. I'm pretty sure She inspired a movie I can remember No, I leave it was she the prostitute who murdered Those random guys and said it was self-defense See she was and she was allegedly a MK ultra No way So here we use Yes So yeah, there are two profoundly traumatic childhood marked by abandonment my teenage mother abuse from a grandfather who raised her after a father Who was a child molester committed suicide in prison? Jesus early prostitution started around age 11 running away 15 Oh my god gave birth to a son at 14 who was adopted out She lived a transient life of petty crime sex work and instability before meeting a girlfriend Tyria Moore in 1986 with whom she shared a volatile relationship as As you'd expect while Warnows supported them through highway prostitution in Florida now between 1989 and November 1990 She shot and killed seven men Robbing them and stealing or abandoning their course. She claimed self-defense in most cases I wouldn't in was convicted of first-degree murder in six of those cases very interesting I would yeah, I would say that's not that I don't want to say not that bad. That's such a Yeah pretty horrible This is though How do you like what was that she got pregnant at what 14? pregnant and he gave birth at 14 Jesus dude, I like yeah, like you know, I can't you know I can't even I can't hate on you for fucking killing six guys That's what I mean like some full-grown man impregnated a child and you expect this person to not turn into somebody who's going to resent and Shoot like people the rest of like I I don't know that's crazy I swear there was an MK ultra connection though. I don't know that'd be wild if there was I mean, I wouldn't put it past it because MK ultra was predominantly like on people who are you know, you were like Lower end of society Manipulate, I don't know that was just conspiracy. So we don't have to go through for that But yeah, I'll definitely put it I put it when they're in the horrible category All right, what about Dennis Nielsen? Dennis Nielsen he pretty sure he ate kids right man He was gay. He was a it was a Scotsman Okay, so he was one of Britain's most notorious serial killers and necrophiles Wow, the you British people get one on the board, huh? Yeah, the must well Hill murderer or the kindly killer Well, these he was polite. He learned at least 12 young men and boys many vulnerable homeless or gay With Nelson confessing to 15 at Bradley up to 16. Wow. So what would he do? He would use ligatures like tanks your ropes and choke him to death drowned him in a bath or a sink and then engage in Prolonged necrophilia. Wow. What does that mean? What is pro long probably meant that he just took a while to get his not off He would bathe and pose the bodies dismember them and dispose of remains with burning boiling or bearing under the floor boards Or he'd flush the parts down the toilet. Wow So his crimes were discovered by a plumber Human flesh blocking the train. I have heard that before. Oh my god Which led to his immediate confession do that is why you don't flush the human remains down the why we even try that dude Roll number one. No, what wipes rule number two. No human fingers. No human flesh Then why would you even think to try that like that is so directly connectable to you? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you know Taco Bell, okay, so there's a fucking tibia in this guy's fucking sink during like what do we do in here? So I swallowed a chicken bone All right, what are we saying? This guy sounds fucking I probably put him in evil evil I put him in horrible actually how dumb do you have to be to flush it down the toilet? Fuck it 16 people and fucked dead guys for a long period Oh Oh, we'll give a pure evil. All right Next up is Dennis Raider the BTK killer That was what bind torture kill right torture kill this guy was very very fucked And he had the whole then he also have a bunch of stands Uh Not necessarily no wasn't like a greasy weird little Older balding guy. He like went to church. I'm thinking of not the guy I'm thinking of them Yeah, from Wichita, Kansas this guy. I'm thinking of the night stalker. I might be right over he was Yeah, I don't I don't blame him Entirely if I was from Wichita, Kansas, I'd be that bored too. Yeah, I'd probably kill myself He was like a heavy church goer like he was super super involved with his like local church. No Yeah, someone from the church being bad Look if you think I don't believe you at all if you think about his ultimate cheat code You could kill people and then just confess and then now go to hell He's going then he's going to hell anyway, yeah All right, he killed ten people Including families with children typically broken their homes after stalking them bound them with ropes Torture them psychologically and physically and killed them primarily by a strangulation The torture definitely adds to the evil severity of it for sure for sure Yeah, well we should Don't he's still alive in the jail Yeah Is this happening? I think it's happening on like a 90s then I Don't know Long time I mean that's he did a really good job at convincing people that he was just like a normal guy Like nobody suspected it. He was like a good father like a good like husband like a church goer Is that's crazy from his own overconfidence in 2005 would he ask police via a letter if a floppy disk could be traced Oh, that's right safe He sent one container document he had created on his church computer which forensic experts trace bank to him via deleted metadata So he asked if a floppy disk could be like traced and then he sent them a floppy Son of a floppy disk What it's it's crazy it because we live in a in a in a new era where and fear that fear not if you're if you're a Podcast listener and you're listening to this show or even watching it on video on YouTube respondify that you would be delighted to know that Being a serial serial killer is actually extremely hard to pull off in the minor era because of everybody doing the 23 and me gene Sequencing shit where they spit into a into a little Let's put in a little little flask and send it in together shit sequenced Uh-huh, and then and then 23 me sold that to governments. No the Golden State killer Was a serial killer who was at large for a long time. He was actually a cop He was a police officer and then see how we got away with it so long But they treat it they had DNA evidence for a long time, but they never had a direct match But what they were able to do with the DNA is they were able to cross reference it with all of the available publicly available Like database bullshit from 23 and me and they were able to find his relatives People that had similar genes to him and then they were able to trace where the family lived like which genes came from where During which period of time did he have family living where and they literally like just just Pinpointed where this motherfucker was in 40 years So now you don't even need a you don't even need to have your DNA in the database You just need to have a stupid boomer or my own dad. Yeah to do it And you're fucked you're fucking bone. Yeah, that's crazy So, you know first you started with floppy disks and now and now it's you know progressed to The fucking the the might of conjure you of your fucking sister Fuck I think I think BTK is definitely a true demon Yeah, torture torture puts you up there torture definitely just adds a whole different Tortures fucking mean put that you could push an entire family too You could call me on that tortures mean and not recommended and it's also really tiring And if you get tucker down after a big long round of torture then you can go to gamersupps.gg Use code goons for 10% off your order get some you know if you torture your grandma to death You can burn her and and get some grandmas Will will burn her will give you the issues or if you're like big Ed You can just shoot your grandparents send the ashes to us. Yeah, we'll be good We'll make them yep go to gamersupps.com gtu's code goons for 10% off your order stay awake Stay hydrated and stay killing innocent people Anywho Gary Ridgway actually do that don't actually do that who now Gary Ridgway Gary like 50 women or some shit 50 you killed a lot of people. How do you have time for anything else? I don't know. I don't even know I don't even know 50. Yeah, you murdered 49 women. What the fuck? I can't even talk to 49 women. I don't even think I've seen 49 woman in my life Holy shit Imagine how much of a Chad you have to be to murder 49 women. Wow. I don't know if I'm calling the Chad I mean you have to go up and talk to them you have to like some well You don't really have to talk to him you can sneak up on him and stab him Like you still have to it's all about the approach blurr is all about how you feel doing the I don't have any game Bro, I don't know you need to have you didn't have that you need to have the confidence You had the confidence to strut up there and shoot a shot literally and figuratively. Yeah, he was I think he was a strangler. I'm pretty sure it was the Green River strangler. So I think that was like his preferred choice of Doctor who asked fucking name. What is that? Look a fucking Scooby-Doo villain or something. Yeah Early 2000s so holy shit, so he confessed to 71 murdered at least 49 Confessed to 71 and they suspect up to 90 or more Primarily targeting vulnerable young women including sex workers runaways teenagers Learned that his vehicle often posing as a customer drove to secluded areas essentially assaulted him killed him primarily by manual strangulation Sometimes with ligatures and disposed of bodies by dumping them in the remote location Like the Green River force or river to delay discovery And then advanced DNAs would fuck them 49 consecutive life sentences. I almost feel like I remember being a kid and like watching Like the trial of this or something. I could be wrong about that. Maybe it was somebody else I do not I've never heard of this guy. I don't know how I've never heard of this guy, but yeah So what he was just a strangler and he didn't he didn't fuck any of the bindings at least yeah I don't think it was he just yeah, but he killed potentially a hundred fucking people. Yeah, I would still put it I would say that's pure evil. Yeah. Yeah, like you're gonna be doing some To get true demon It's really even it needs to be like really be torturing You're watching It's interesting so Jack the Ripper he would he would not only kill women random women in the UK But he would he would dissect them. He would literally Like cut out their oh Clitoris like he would oh he would literally like Do hysterectomies and shit were like oh didn't they recently figure out who he was Dude, they put an article of that every like three months, and I just don't know I was a confirmed recently May might be they did more or less confirm Although it's still somewhat unsolved they they don't they don't know for sure for sure, but they have a good idea It's like the zodiac killer. It's like they know yeah, there's like a really good You can't prove it an air here in Cosmets prove it. Yeah, you'll wish Barbara dude. I knew is that guy? He's always been weird. Yeah, we'd gay Yeah, he would he would literally Sled their throats killed them quickly and soundly and then he'd mutilate the bodies post mortem. I Moving their organs. He would take the uterus or kidneys or cut the clitoris out in a hole Like I don't know if you've ever seen with the God with the clitoris with the clitoris It's like it's been excavated. It looks like a big sack. It's inside dick. It's a lot bigger than just like a little dot It's and you know, it's he would he would mail that To you would mail the viscera to people what? He would he would he would mail it to local butchers or to royalty or to artists or to authorities He would he would he would I know I'm laughing he would he would send it planting letters to authorities With it saying it's from hell like the return address Hell, oh, he thought he was so sick. He's like oh, yeah, that's aura Yeah, I'm gonna put a kidney in this fucking letter Dork you fucking put a guy I mean that's pretty fucking evil. That's two demon. Yeah, there's doing his true demon for sure That was like before you could be inspired by other oh, yeah, no he was too right like that was like Yeah, he was like one of the there wasn't TV back then Yeah, there's a nothing not even cars There's no grand theft auto that caused him to be violent Just walking around just lopping off clits for love of the game. All right zodiac killer All right, so this one is really it's what is really interesting. I was gonna say so Ted Cruz full name Raphael Edward Cruz was born December 22nd 1970 in Calgary Alberta Canada to a Cuban American father and American mother and he's a prominent Republican U.S. Senator from Texas since 10 cruise was born in Canada. That's crazy. Yeah He's one of yours you motherfuckers. Why does he hate us so much then? Cuz some Canadians are mega. It's very weird Nope, I mean I around where I live cuz it's close to Detroit Which is I brought it cuz Detroit is so anti-mega, but we are you'll you'll every once in a while You'll spot a mega hat guy always do a double take Mike Where am I? Yeah At EDF we don't just encourage you to use less electricity we actually reward you for it That's why when you use less during peak times on weekdays We give you free electricity on Sundays. How you use it is up to you EDF Change is in our power Yeah, it's really interesting. He grew up in Houston after his family moved back to the US graduated from Princeton and Harvard Law School clerked or a chief justice and served as the Texas Solicitor General from 2008 and He once took his daughters to see a cow made entirely out of butter I know you've seen that it's true demon editor editor editor put it put Ted Cruz with the with the with the with the butter cow Cow a cow entirely. I hope he doesn't put anything. I hope he just leaves you pointing your stupid finger in the air It's a good photo So that's I would put him there's a good movie made about him. Yeah, the zodiac was a good movie So the son of a junior who wasn't that? He would wear a sack over his head he would tie people up He would stab him with a knife. He would you shot and killed some people A real real real piece of work. I'd put him in pure evil Pure evil. Yeah, can we get some brother representation here? Can we please get a little bit of melanin? Yeah, there was uh, who I recognize here Oh, Lonnie Franklin All right, what did Ronnie do? Lonnie Lonnie I don't I've never heard of this guy. Yeah, I feel like every time we've talked about black guys so far in this list They've been the ones who are getting they've been they've been they've left for milka never came back. That's his only crime Okay, Lonnie Franklin. That's fucking crazy. Oh, this is the grim sleeper All right, so he was 1952 former u.s. Army corporal city garbage collector and garbage attendant. Yes So he was it waste management So his interesting thing is he murdered 10 victims nine women one 15 year old girl not not good All primarily young black women in south central los angeles. That is also not good many involved in sex work or vulnerable circumstances Um Well, okay, he typically lured them into his vehicle sexually assaulted them and killed them by shooting a 25 caliber handgun Okay, it's all nice very basic. I would say my horn Yeah, really bites a horrible definitely more going on than David Berkowitz, but definitely not Franklin's capture marked one of the first major uses of familial DNA searching in the u.s W with the police search defender databases for partial mansions to relatives rather than exact fits Frothing undercover officers to tail him and swab his discarded pizza crust for a direct man this guy got fucking punked by pizza Yeah, that's crazy you're in LA and you're eating pizza too. That's even fucking worse than killing people. What are you doing? What? Oh, this dude is this dude's horrible. Yeah, definitely horrible All right, let's do let's do rich room here is I think that's night stalker. Isn't it or whatever? I definitely recognize night stalker rich room here. I feel like that's that's what he was called, right? Yeah, he was the night stalker. Yeah Mm-hmm El Paso Texas 1960 troubled drifter with the history. He also had stands He was like Ted Bundy He had a bunch of stands despite the fact that he was like greasy and had gross teeth and stuff Yeah, he committed 13 confirmed murders with authorities like him to 14 or 15 more Uh, sexually assaults attempted murder burglaries Random ages random genders random background. So this dude was in a game. He just did it anyone anyone was game Broken to homes at night shooting beating man raping torturing mutilating killing women 22 caliber stabbing bludgeon Tyre iron lamps strangulation road slashing killed like old people too for like no reason He would carve pentagrams into their body. Yeah as well, which is really rude. That's demonic and he and he forced survivors to swear to satan that literally is the definition of a demon. Oh, um, arrested 1985 after his photo was publicized and an angry mob in east ls angeles recognized and beat him Until police intervened. He was convicted in 1989 of 13 murders. Uh, we see 19 death sentences. He got 19 death sentences But yeah, I should do the trick. Here's the kicker. He died of complications from B cell lymphoma and hepatitis C on death row It never ends. I See, I think I would have rather him had to sit there for a while then get executed I'm like that doesn't deserve an early death That's uh, that's I mean, that's a whole thing like with this Do you guys think like someone like that should be locked up for the rest of their life? Or do you think they should get? Like the death punishment. Well, I don't know part of me doesn't believe in cruel and unusual punishment But another like part of me believes in death by a thousand cuts for people like that Yeah, it's like like, you know You know, it's like I don't I believe in like a swift Like execution that is like humane and whatever but also at the same time It's like well, you know, if if my kid were tortured and raped and beheaded I probably want to like rip the guy. Yeah, I probably want this guy to be pulled limb from limb Yeah, I'd want to like make it really bad But you know, that's the human reaction, isn't it? And it's like you can't you can't the reason why we have you know An amendment that says you can't you know have cruel and unusual punishment There's a fucking reason for that Because as soon as you do that then everyone's going to be fucking making a mr. Beast challenge and your fucking execution I think we could just I think we just start throwing rocks at people again till they die That's boring though, but it's it's kind of like everyone gets to be involved. That's like community building It's like a team activity everyone's like fuck that guy fucking hucking rocks at him Give your son a rock. Like here you go, buddy. Oh, can we throw darts? That would be rough plastic darts Throw darts until they die That would take a long time You'd have to get probably Hundreds and hundreds of darts in you to start like Dude, thank you being close to bleeding out. Thank god. I'm not like the guy for a mankind I do not have the temperance to like, you know, I just want to get upright jerk to death and call it a day Yeah, get get get get milk to death. All right. What are you putting Richard Ramirez as? Uh, he's a he's evil. That's yeah, I mean that's pretty bad. Well, actually he's pretty He's like even demon because the whole demon literally he's the true demon. He's a true demon true demon All right, do you want to do one last guy or call it on him? We could do one laced We got a couple asians some asian representation like a random person none of us have heard of Karl Marx No Full like Like someone none of us have definitely ever heard of her like a mod a mod sorajy Yeah, sure. Fuck it a mod a mod a h m ad a mod sorajy Let's see what he was about brown representation There is another one on the list Who is it on the list who I'd love to go over. All right. This dude is an indonesian. Wow Um, he was a calibrator should became former From 1986 to 1970 murdered 42 girls and women. Oh Yep, um, many seeking his help for love potions beauty enhancement wealth or other mystical aid Including prostitutes so women were coming to him trying to be like, oh, how do I get more sexy and then he killed them and he killed them Which ladies just goes to show you you should just be happy with what you got Just be happy with what you got. Is that what that shows? What was his method of killing? He would oh wow you're gonna like this He strangled them with electrical cable or his hands drank their saliva while they were dying or dead and then buried their bodies completely with heads pointed downward Toward his house to supposedly amplify his supernatural powers He claimed to dream from his deceased father's ghost in 1986 instructed him to kill 72 Women and consumed their saliva to become an exceptionally powerful healer But he was arrested in 1997 after the disappearance of a 21 year old woman Uh led police were buying his field. Um triggering excavations and uncovered 42 remains um With his wife also implicated in sentenced to life for assisting Executed by sirens squad Yeah, good show way to go. Oh Okay, after we rate this guy, there's one more we gotta do Oh, I have another guy I wanted to bring up though. All right, go ahead. What are we reading mod? Okay, this guy's fucking in that's Insane dude. I put him along to demon. Yeah, that's some crazy shit Okay, like people especially because it's people going to him for help and then he's like, all right. Let me fucking kill you All right, we gotta do uh Door, I think it's dorothea puente She is the one the explorer. She is the old woman that was the landlady that would Kill that would kill people and and continue to accept their social security checks And like bury them in her backyard. This was I think the first episode You're just making a bag off dead people There was a show where it was like every episode was a different serial killer like a dramatization And this was the first one. I think it was like something monsters I don't know but it was like the first episode and it was yeah, it was like she would like take care of um Like obviously she was an older woman. So people would like little old lady. Yeah, and they would bring her You know, they would live with her and then give her social security checks And then she would kill him and then bury him in her backyard And then not tell the government that they're dead and continue to like Get their social security. Yeah, she was making a bag She was old old old like 70s old her. Yeah, dude Her method involved lacing their food with or drinks with lethal overdoses and prescription drugs Um to poison them quietly and the bury the bodies in the backyard garden. Yeah We can engage the social security and government benefit checks for years Some old fart A reporter to messing tenant and police discovered a body in her yard leading to the exclamation of seven more She fled but was captured in los angeles Holy shit Caisters at 82 That's wild This is a demon, but definitely some I would I would put her in horrible horrible for sure Because she's killing people who are already old and senile. Yeah Yeah, it's just crazy that she's just like an old fuck doing that shit All right, who's the one you want to talk about? The last one is not on the list He's not on the list and I don't know if I if we could technically call it Well, I guess we could call it a serial killer That really is serial killer. I mean look I'm talking about the chud guy The one Everybody knows the chud meme. Everyone knows chud jack. You the little you know the the dude who looks A little bit like always like stressed out. He's like glasses. Yeah. Yes that was deliberately modeled after the facial features of Patrick cruces Who is the original chud? He's the perpetrator of the 2019 el paso walmart mass shooting where he killed 23 people and injured many more And a hate motivated attack targeting latinos Which is whole The chud jack There's a real mass shooter dude. Yeah, that guy killed 23 people really like like this guy Oh, fuck. I'm not gonna focus There you go that guy. Oh that guy It's patrick cruces. So that is that is a guy that killed people Definitely evil. Not a serial killer. He killed 23 people. Yeah, but the difference is he did it all at once Yeah, and night over it separates. It got away with it mass shooters That's what this is what separates the chads from the chuds. Yeah, when it comes to being a killer That's crazy. I did not know that the the origin of that that fucking woe jack. You know, that's brutal All right, thank you. Wow interesting Insane well, this was just a positive happy episode wasn't it a really interesting episode. Hopefully you found this someone interesting Um, what is the the total list here? Who who were true demons? We got that game obviously Jeffrey Dahmer obviously john Wayne gacy Dennis raider btk killer jack the ripper richard amiris and amad sirajii Mm-hmm pure evil. We got Gary richway ted bundy denis neelson and the zodiac killer evil standing alone admin camper horrible Eileen warnos lani franklin and dorthy appointee and then down there and insane just david brico it's his boring ass Lucky to answer insane. Oh, this was just a fucking peachy episode I liked it I thought it was fun. Well, if you enjoyed this episode make sure you leave a like and subscribe if you're watching on youtube Also, make sure if this somehow made you thirsty and you want to crack in beverage go to gamerstops Dot gg use code goons get 10 off and since you add that Caffeinated beverage you're probably gonna go work out. So name after you get sweaty Go to use cheeky.com slash goons to get 10 off our new soap smells fantastic would highly recommend Thank you guys so much for listening. We appreciate you and we will see you next week Good freaking bye