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You should know podcast. We got Koho's Cam back in the studio. Hey, do you like it? I do like that. I like that a lot. You know what you like? You know what the world likes? I'm not going with society. I'm actually going against the grain. Mom always taught me to be a pit off the chain. I drop it, drop change, pick it up because I'm... Anyway, uh, uh, uh, Cam with the hoodie. He looks like he's about to go. Wait, watch out. Let's go. I didn't know what to say, so I was like, bring it back. It was better than me because when I come to a wall, I go, you... All right. Sorry. He's about to hoodie. Wait, watch out. Here we go. You can't hoodie. No, no. In all seriousness though. Yeah, Cam looks like he's on a list. List. Uh, he has to bring a pie to your house to tell you he's on the list. I'm on the list. Uh, get it. We're three weeks away from what? Christmas. Uh, R. Kelly, take up... Your body's calling for... I'm going to say it again. Probably not. That's right, Cam. You're probably wrong. Probably shouldn't do this. He's a bad person. Bad person. You're in belongs and you're in all. And you... Okay, what I'm saying... It's all about taking your head off, please. Let me get this off. Let me get this off. What I'm saying is today, I'm fueled off of pure Red Bull and Nike tech to hell with your machas, to hell with your quarter zips. I do what I do and I stand for who I stand for. I'm not falling to the likes of society. I rep my Nike techs. There's no need for a quarter zip or a matcha. You know that tastes like wheatgrass. Oh, you're talking about the matcha and quarter zip trend. Now I've getting... Yes, sir. Thank you. Took you about 10 seconds, but thank you, sir. You know what's crazy? I'm a father of almost two. I'm a law abiding citizen. I pay my taxes. This is just comfortable and it matches. That's why I own it. No crime. If I looked like you, I would do it. I would quarter zip and match it up all the time. No, no shot. Because it just... I mean, you just talk about not worrying about when the blue lights hit behind you. I go, oh, golly. I wonder if it's Officer Jenkins. You're like, you get out of the car before him. I go, come here, Jake. Talk to me. Man, we balled it up last Sunday. Was that speeding a little bit? Don't worry, brother. I'll pay. I'll pay. Fine. I go, here's wallet. Let's all test how we give our wallet to police officers. Let's do it. How would you present your wallet? It's not a game I want to play. Okay, you know what? That's not a game. It's not a game. You set me up. That's old hook and ladder. I go like this. You need my wallet? Right there. There's my wallet. And you'd be fine. Straight to politics, didn't we? We got there, huh? Straight to something. I mean, really do you trauma for my people? Really? No, that's actually, that's actually, it's very real. It's a very real thing. Let's not joke about it. You know, let's not joke about it. Let's not joke about it. God bless your son. He's not going to have to worry about it. He's not. And I don't give him my wallet at all. I say, off pig. I just, I go, you have that on the laser radar detector? I wasn't speeding. You prove it to me and I'll give you whatever you want. Where's your field supervisor? No, honestly. No, no, you know what? I got to do, man. You know where I live. Dude, that must be nice. Honestly, that must be really nice. Now I've never abused that power. Never once. Have you ever gotten pulled over? About six times. Really? I was a speed demon in college. Well, that doesn't count. There's so many speed traps in Oklahoma. Oh my God, you're going 80. You look at one little cow out in the field. You look up 35 and there's an elementary school. I'm like, holy s***. Oh yeah. I go, uh-oh. Double break my car. And it was, oh my God, it was Rhonda. Oh yeah. It took me 10 seconds to drop 20 miles an hour. I was like, it breaks. Sounds like I'm about to blow up. Yeah, I got pulled over a lot. Oh my God, I lied to him one time. I pulled a little hoopsie daisy. What'd you say to the police officers? I take the ticket, I go to their little court, right? I go an hour away from school, two hours from my house. Little courthouse, I had to go to it. So that means you got a ticket and you went to dispute it. Yeah. Oh, you're such a carrot. There's no way you can ever say you're not, no, you shut up when I'm speaking to you. They said I could, I go, I think it's the right. Well, that's what they always say. That's what they always say, hey, if you dispute this, whatever, you could go, you could, this is the court. Yeah, but no one does that. But I was afraid to tell my parents because I just got a ticket. So you went to court? Yeah, yes. That's very rational. Get like the $100. No, it was $300. What the f*** did you do? It was a speed trap in Oklahoma. I was going 29 miles over. Oh yeah. They could have arrested me. No. No, seriously. Was it a school zone? No, but at the 30, they can take you. He said, you're lucky. And I was like, you're lucky you're what? I go, you're lucky you're a good looking man. Now your teammates, I'm gonna need them to get out the car. I go, what do you mean? Derek didn't do anything. I go, I'm driving. He didn't take a shirt. Are you okay? Are they in the back? Are they got a gun on you? Are you speeding for a reason, Bub? Are you trying to get out of town? What'd they make you do? Yeah, no, I told him, I was like, you're lucky you didn't clock me five seconds early. Definitely would have been over 30. Okay, so you went to court? I take it to court because he was like, you can pay this online. We're in college. We didn't have any money. We used to get $20 for a pizza from our mommies. Yeah. And we'd go to the casino and try to triple it to 60. Yeah, honestly. I didn't have $280 to pay a f***ing ticket. And if we were really down bad, we would just have them order it from a state away and I'm showing them at our dorm. Mama, I love you. Yes, to the dorms, one large pepperoni. If you're feeling whiskey, throw the putt sticks. Do you know how down bad, I'm going to get to your story, but let's just remind me. You know how down bad I was in college? That you had to teach me and my parents like cash app was? I didn't know what cash app was. He thought he could only get cash when his parents showed up and it was what, six and a half hours away? I would. His parents had to cross state lines for him to get money. They mailed me a ziplock bag of cash. I swear to God, they mailed me a ziplock bag of cash. We have that infamous picture. When you got it, we're playing with it like we're 20s old. I didn't know what cash app was in college. Dude, they literally ziplocked in a snack size bag of water cash and we got that. It was like, come in here. Lock the door, lock the door. We're looking, we're just looking, we're thumbing through 20s. It's probably like $400 and 20s. If that, that was like a really good time. It's like not even a lot of bills. It's not like it's ones we're going through. There's like 20 pieces of paper in our hand. Oh my God, we threw a 20 minute party. Oh my God, we were rich. No, I have Snapchat videos acting like he was a stripper. There's an infamous picture of me on a bed in the pink sweatshirt. He's in a pig hoodie and I lined him up. I took my time and I went like this. We got to see this. I took a picture. That's what we did in college. And we took pictures. And my lame parents, because they knew. They knew our washing took coins. So then put like a bunch of quarters in his ziplock bag. The ziplock bag was ripping because it was too heavy. Oh my God. So I didn't know about cash out. And so he was like one day, Cam was like, Hey, why don't you just use cash out? They just send it to your phone. And we were like, pay was like, what the hell is that? In my mom was born in the, in the 10s. So, so she was like, is that safe? Is that from where? Who regulates this app of cash? Who's this? Who's this website application bank? And I had to you and I had to change my banking. Yeah. Because I still had, you know, like whenever you're a kid, your parents to teach you banking, they put you in a kiddie bank. Oh yeah. I use that till it's 19. So, so I had to change my bank. So I could get cash. I used to buy groceries with the Valero gas station credit card. That's how I bought my groceries. I bought, I bought Walmart dairy and produce with the Valero gas station credit card. That's embarrassing. Oh no, the worst is when I went to Valero one time, swiped that for a tank of gas to go see my girlfriend. And I went, said, not gonna be able to make it live. Said, I'm going to run some black ops. I'll see you next weekend. Had no money. I hit the limit on a Valero gas. What was, what's the limit? What am I buying? What did you do? What the hell? Dude, that's funny. Okay, but anyway, you went to court. I take it to court and I go in and it's this elderly woman. She's super nice. White. Of course. Your favorite. I go, hello, darling. I go, Margaret, you look good today, girl. What, what, you had some tea this morning? She's like, oh my God, just get out of here. Just give it a takeout, pay it myself. But I go in, she's talking to me. And remember, this is maybe like literally two months after my first ticket, which I did tell my parents it was my first time ever. I was like, I don't know what to do. Like I'm on y'all's insurance. I feel like you should know. Second one, I was like, I can't tell him again. So she asks me, is this your first ticket? Me knowing the answers, no, the correct answer is absolutely not 60 days ago, but the 60 days ago ticket was in the state of Texas. So I openly lied thinking she meant, is this your first ticket in Oklahoma? So I said, yeah, it's my first ticket. I was like this far under the counter. I'm like, yeah, it's my first ticket. My toes and everything. And she goes, okay, well, if it's your first ticket, all you have to do is pay $50. And then you're going to get this code via email to a safety course. You take that, pass the test. And then if you don't get any other traffic violations in 90 days, it's off your record. I go, oh, so like it's not going to get reported to the insurance. Nothing just goes off. I have 90 day buffer window and I just pay you $50. She's like, yeah, did that, got out of it. Parents never knew. But then I got four more after. Within the 90 days? Is this your first? I was like, it's not my first year. It's not my first year. It's actually my third. I go, yeah, it's my first ticket. He just pulls it up. I'm like, just give it a ticket. Yeah, it was bad. That's funny. On that, on that one where it was awkward, I literally was like, I can't say yes anymore. I have one in Texas, one here. I have to lie. I go, I go, officer, I was really just trying to pass the big semi. I got to the left. I did speed. I was trying to pass the truck. He was going slow. And he goes, son, there ain't been a semi in four miles. And I went, no, you just missed him. He went, he's over that hill. He's right there. He's like, son, I was behind you watching you not pay attention and drive 20 over. He said, you're getting the ticket. Dude, I'm so bad with cops. I haven't got pulled over in a while. Knock on wood, hopefully. It's so scary. Because I'm always like, oh. The one at the gym? No, you'll watch me get pulled over. That's crazy. That really was crazy. I was like, no, but not gonna do anything. I was like, you're like 200 yards away. And I was like, he can search. He's like, I didn't do anything. It's such a scary experience. No, that really is like, I didn't do anything. He goes, whoa, watch your hands. Watch your hands. You got into, I didn't do anything. He goes, that's okay. All right. But why do you think you're so anxious? Why do you? I'm so glad you answered that with your eyes. Really? I was trying to fish you. Oh, yeah. I mean, dude, the world is sad. It sucks. God, I'm a few bad apples, hopefully. That sucks. Hopefully. I mean, this is it. I'm sorry. What do I say? I don't know what to say. What do I say? I don't know what to say. I mean, you know, I had a thought. I had a thought going into the New Year. I was like, maybe we mature up a little bit. We start climbing our real world. It's like, nah, no chance. EasyJet's big orange sale is now on. Wander the streets with more wonder. With up to 200 pounds of city rates and up to 20% off flights. Book now at EasyJet.com. Get out there. Selected dates and flights sale on 5th of May. Holidays minimum spend and after protected, teas and seas apply. Three, two, sun. EasyJet's big orange sale is now on. With up to 400 pounds of package holidays and up to 20% off flights. Book now at EasyJet.com. Get out there. Selected dates and flights sale on 5th of May. Holidays minimum spend and after protected, teas and seas apply. Let me calm us down. Flip the script. Talk to me, Daddy. How was your week? How was your week? And I want to know. I do care. You look good. There's a piece of beard kind of sticking out over there. Outside of that little sticky part. You look great. How was your week, baby? So if you don't know already, the last couple episodes were prerecorded. Yes. So everybody got a week off for the week of Thanksgiving. We're back on regular schedule programming. These are real-time episodes now. So we're just coming off of Thanksgiving. Yes. In real-time right now. Thank you for the week, by the way. Thank you for the week. Yeah, not having it for Christmas. You get two days. I felt, well, okay. We get the eve and the day off. Perfect. That's fine. That's fine. It's all you need. All you need. You can make a lot of sh**, 48 hours. No, I'm just kidding. But we had a week off. I went back home to Austin. I went back to my family's house. Beautiful city. Great time. Beautiful city. I'm not doing good, man. I got to experience him twice on FaceTime. Oh, Mally, Mally, Malcolm. Oh, Malcolm. Voldemort, I mean, Voldemort was there. And Austin was there with me. Oh, my God. Oh, no, that's not her first time. She's been for, oh, she's been several times. But she was just like, man, every time we go, man, it's gonna... She's like, he's getting more gray. Eyes are getting more milky. Yeah, she talked to me because she knows it's gonna hurt when he's... It is. And you put a nine in them, or however they do that to guys that are nine. Yeah, I don't think they use a glock. I don't think they use a glock. But you're gonna be... Now, I want to be the first to say this. You are going to be extra rude in the couple of days that follow your dog's passing. No, I just hope you know there's no joke that's off limits. Because that's how I get over it. It's like deep, dark jokes. I'm going there. Exactly. But the thing with you, though, let's call it spade of spade. Yeah. No jokes off limits until we hit that one that is off limits. And you just had to act like it wasn't. So you'll joke about your own dead dog for 20 minutes. I'll slide in and be like, oh dude, yeah, that was like a two leg dog right before he left. We should call him two-legged Malcolm. And you'll literally turn around and be like, that's why your kid's ugly. And I go... I go, oh, uh... I was like, alright, alright, Malcolm. That's you. But it is, it's your coping. It's your coping. It's not coping, but he's really not doing well. He's happy. He's not in pain. That's good. But motor skills are failing. I want to ask you a very honest question. I saw him talking to a wall. And I was like, brother, you got it. He was like this. And I said, Malcolm, what are you talking to? And he couldn't hear me. And so I was like, oh man, dude. And then he fell over because his legs failed. No, you need to... He did like one of these. And I was like, didn't know you could bend like that. It's impressive. Yeah. A spoof, I believe. A spoof? A spoof. Isn't that what they... Not to be confused with a spliff. That's what you smoke. A spoof is when dogs go on their belly and their back legs go out. Now, typically it's from herding dogs that do it on purpose, stretch those joints. I think his was more kind of... Involuntary. Involuntary kind of just had to accept the spoof. Yeah, but the mental, the fortitude still there because we were throwing the pink skin in the backyard and his mind was, I'm involved in this game. His body said, no, we're not. He said, no, you're not sit down. No, he said he watched and he was like this. Rrr. Rrr. I was like, yeah, it's about as much as you can get me at this point. His third bark is like, rrr. Rrr. Rrr. He said, rrr. Rrr. Rrr. Rrr. Rrr. Oh, f*** your son. Oh, f*** your son. Oh, f*** your son. Okay, honest question, honest question. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we can move over my dad because I have other f***ing friends. We were playing stuff, my dad, you know, Mike's like a f***ing concrete wall. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he got teared up and he was real sad when Dusty passed. Yeah. Now, one thing he said that he always wanted to do and he made sure when they took him in, my dad went and bought a bag of Hershey kisses. Oh. He said, all dogs deserve chocolate before they pass because we can't give it to them while they're here. Okay. Are you going to do that with Malcolm? Malcolm's already had chocolate. Now we know why he's in the stage. No, but he's, but if we, if we can, he goes, I flick him, I've reached his peanut butter cup every time I see it. I feel like this, you want some? There you go, Malcolm. He goes, ah, ah, ah. No, but I was saying like in his younger years, he would just get into some chocolate, but he was always fine. But I'm saying he's lived longer than 90% of dogs. Can I say that? He's way past expiration date. No, he's like 18 years old and he's a big breed. Yeah. He's an anomaly. So anytime we're like, you know, it's fine. We, you know, sometimes he sleeps hard. We've pushed him. We like, when I, I, Malcolm, Malcolm, is this it? Malcolm. He goes, ah, ah, ah. All right. He's still got it. Anyway, dog's going to die, but it's fine. Oh, no, no, but I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to do it at the house. I'm not going to, I'm going to pay for somebody to do it at the house. I don't want, he hates it. You what? Put him down at the house. I don't want him to get put down at the, he hates the vet. You're not going to let him go out on like a natural limb? Are you saying he's not in pain? Just let that go to sleep one time and never wakes up? Ideally that would be the case. Yeah. I'm saying, what, what, what, you just exploded. What, what, are you going to bury him? Who's going to carry him out? You are. Preston is. Preston is going to go, oh, Malcolm. Oh, it's so funny. Oh, it's really not, but it is really funny. Oh, no. I'm not going to tax her. I get taxed her. Are you going to bury him though? No. Is that white? Is that highly- Why don't they take them? They should take them. I don't know what you take them. I don't want that. It's a white people. The same day they take them out the front door, I'm getting rid of his leashes, bull. No, I'm a keepers collar. There you go. Smell it. I'm going to be like hitting a good old whiff of that YSL. It's going to be, yeah, you're going to be smelling 18 year old dog dead flesh. It's not going to, I don't think you're going to get that hit of dopamine. You're going to miss Malcolm. God, you're like, oh. The Usional Podcast. Three, two, sun. EasyJet's big orange sale is now on. With up to 400 pounds off package holidays and up to 20% off flights. Book now at EasyJet.com. Get out there. Selected dates and flights sale on 5th May. Holidays minimum spend and asset protected. Teas and seas apply. Three, two, sun. EasyJet's big orange sale is now on. With up to 400 pounds off package holidays and up to 20% off flights. Book now at EasyJet.com. Get out there. With dates and flights sale on 5th May. Holidays minimum spend and asset protected. Teas and seas apply. I was at home for Thanksgiving, right? Dogs not doing well. Family's great. Everything's good. It was fun time. It's good to see. That's the longest I've been home in a long time. Yes. Your grandma looked good, by the way. What the f***? Okay, get your mind out. She always looks sweet. Because she's like, again, she is up there. She is old. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She looks, literally not. She looks good, but what is she? 91? She looks like she's two, three, something like that. She looks, she does not look 90s, you know what I'm saying? Very cognitive as well. Every time you see her, she is. Every time you see her, that, she looks how my grandma did in like her 70s. Yeah. And I know there's a reason, but I'm saying, it's impressive. Every time I'm like, f***, she's like, great. She's great. But so we, we had Thanksgiving, right? The food was good. They watched the podcast and they saw us ragging on the food. Yeah. Because, and honestly, they had like a Michael Jordan comeback. Like, they retired and they came back. Food was fantastic, but since it was so good, we ran out of the leftovers quick. Now, where we live in Austin, it takes a while to go get the food. Like, if you want to go out and get food or like, you know, restaurants and all that, it takes a while to go do that. So, anytime after the Thanksgiving leftovers were done, whenever I was at home, I was like, hey, I can door dash something to the house. Of course you can. Door dash bandage. I love door dash. I'm a door dash proponent. I use it so much, not a sponsor, but if you want to, please, I will do it. Can I say I do have a gripe with door dash? Oh, oh. A huge gripe with door dash. This is the first time this has ever happened to me. Okay. I think door dash bicyclers should be banned. There's people that bike. You'll have never got your door dash on a bicycle? I think worst, worst travel case scenario is like an accord. No, no, no. I've got, I got door dash bicyclers. No, okay. No, no, no, no. Not a motorcycle or not a dirt or motorbike, but a cring cring bicycle. A motorcycle pulled up to my house with a hem. A bicycle and a basket right in the back. Pulling up four miles like this. This is how you break this. How you break this? How you break this? How you break this? How you break this? I said, dude, am I wrong for thinking that's, no, that is, if you ordered a hot meal, kiss goodbye. It's gone. And whenever I, and whenever you go to door dash something, right? It says you could pick the time you want to express. You want it regular or you can schedule it. I'm a, I'm a gluttonous. Yeah. I hit express every time I'll pay the extra expedited. Yes. I'll pay the extra 3.99 on every meal. But that means I want my. Now. Right. So don't send me. On the Lambert feedies. I don't want forest. Gump delivering my meal. Put it in the TRX and use all 800 ponies. And so I'm sitting there. But it's naked. Right. I'm sitting there. But naked hand on the genitalia as I do for comfort. Right. I'm a hook and I'm a hook in the. I got two fingers of the gooch. I'm in there sitting, sitting pretty and comfy. Huh. You said, oh, I wonder when this. I wonder when this is going to be. I wonder when this burgers getting here. I'm in myself like a bass, right. An efficient hook. All right. I'm sitting there comfortable as all hell. But naked watching stranger things, watching a bunch of 20 year olds pretend like they're 14. I'm watching that. Right. I order my door dash expedited. Right. You should get here in 10 to 12 minutes. That's what it says on the door dash application. 45 minutes later. I'm like, where is my door dash? I look at my application. These even had the audacity to put a bicycle icon as they're routing him towards my house. Oh, no, no, no. Your application should not be that advanced. Do not show me with a monopoly piece of a bicycle that my food's going to be late and cold. And can I say it was it was it was like 1130 p.m. That's dangerous for them. The guy didn't have a light. He was blindly going down my dark neighborhood with no headlight or reflective gear. I'm like the best. No, you have tail lights. No, oh, this guy. Oh, he's dude. This is that. I mean that door dash application that that was probably his last chance. Oh dude, I literally looked at him. I was like, you. You saw I paid the extra. His tip was probably $7. Oh, so expensive. $7 tip $2 delivery fee $4 expedited and six bucks of tax. And then I so he hands me my ice cold Mcdouble right ice cold Mcdouble in a bag. I'm about to I'm hot. I'm about to I don't even say thank you. I'm a very thankful person. It's Thanksgiving too. So I take my bag from I take my bag from like this. I'm going to walk back into my humble abode. Do you have clothes on now? I got a little bit of draws on a little bit of draw but I'm hanging loose. He saw me. He saw it. I was blessed all of us. He saw it. I was blessed with and I turned around showed him the tough. So I take the McDonald's bag. I'm pissed off. I'm going back into my home. Right. He goes, wait, excuse me bike man. Yeah. I say what? And he goes, gotta take a picture of it. I'm in my drawers. I'm like, no, you should have gave him straight tough. You got a picture of this. You just hold the bag like this. And the part is he double the first one. He was like, hold on, hold on. I was like, that's for pleasure. You delete that right now. You're not even in the app are you? You're in camera. And he's showing me is like, I gotta do it again. So there's a picture of me on somebody's on the door dash corporation of me. Harry and fat just naked holding McDonald's at 1130 being like this. Pissed off. Yeah. So that happened to me and I went into door dash incorporated. Take off that bicycle thing. That's not even efficient for anything. That is that is unbelievable. That is not okay. I'm not going to lie. I also had a door that is this is why this is serendipitous. I also had you vote piss on me. Oh, piss on me. Oh, piss on me. The body's calling for you said piss on me. I went straight into our Kelly. It was a great callback. Now you want to talk about comedic time and call back. We were on stage that would have went crazy. They would have. I don't promote people. I don't promote it either. I do make jokes. Smell serendipitous. S-E-R-E-N serendip-D-I-P. Now the Ipidis part. Now that Ipidis at the end serendipitous. Serendip-D-I-P dip in this. Maybe it's maybe it's as simple as I in D-I-O-U-S. Serendipitous. I you could have smoked any words. I'm like, oh, R-L-J. It was like that soup that has all the letters in it. I got to talk about soup in a minute. I got to talk the alphabet soup. Oh, never was a big guy. I always got the one that you had to o's. What were those called? Spaghetti-Os. Spaghetti-Os. Dude, can we talk about if you eat spaghetti-Os now, you will instantly probably f- your pants or throw up. This kind of leads is not good. This leads in, I'm sorry, I don't want to cut up your tongue yet, but it goes into my top one of the topics I have. Okay, well wait, wait, wait. Well, I mean, this is actually the most laid up transition of all time, like going through a Euro step, but it's fine. Go for it. No, you go, because I feel like I don't want you to go. Okay, yeah. Basically with DoorDash, same thing. I mean, I don't think we'll ever get such a smooth transition ever again, like ever. Like that was the podcast. I can do this. I can do this. I mean, that was the podcast. You got it. You go, you go, that was... The podcast, God say, here's a transition of a lifetime. The Spanish ball. It's okay. Okay, DoorDash. I'll try to find a way to get the transition again. I will lob you. I'm Chris Paul. You just be Blake Griffith. Say something about soup. Okay, I'll say something. I go, soup. I go, anyway, that's DoorDash. Soup. I'm just looking at you. So, my DoorDash, this same, it was the same... Yeah. Leftovers were literally the same, but not a bike and not at midnight. That's crazy. We order, and this, we're in Oklahoma, so everything's far away. It off-ripped. I do not expedite. I'm a cheat. You know this. So it says 42 minutes away. I go, wow, I should just go and get it, but we've already put the order. 42 minutes pass. No one has ring. No one has knocked. I look at the app. 45 minutes away. Oh, no. So I call the guy. I go, what is happening? He goes, so sorry. I don't know why it said your order was active. I had a whole other order before you. So I get the group. I go, hey, are we still doing this? They're all like, yeah, we're hungry. We're just watching football. It's fine. I go, all right. So 45 minutes comes. The guy shows up. I go, thank God. He hands us a bag. Mind you, we ordered for eight people. He hands us a bag, probably enough food for you and me. Oh, that's not good. I go, that's not my order. He goes, yeah, it is. I go, no, it's not. I go, do you think that can feed eight people? Yeah. And he looks at it. He goes, aren't you Jennifer? Oh, no. Oh, no. You could pass. I might pass as a Jennifer, right? Put a little weight on you. Maybe Jen. I'm not going to lie. If you were, never mind. That's too far. Now y'all, now y'all knowing me and my care and tendencies. Oh, you got an earful. My care and tendencies and when it gets switched off the route, like it's not staying on plan. So I look at him and I go word for it. I was like, I look like a Jennifer. He goes, no, no, no, I know. I wasn't saying that. Like what's the app name under? I go, Olivia. I go, now I'm not a woman, right? But my wife is Olivia, not Jennifer. That's not our food. He pulls up his phone. It was like a scene out of a movie. They're like, oh, I got the flux capacitor. He goes, oh, man, man, I'm so sorry. I'm pretty sure I gave your order to Jennifer and I have hers. And I go, you mean to tell me you handed a single woman 20 burgers? And I get, I get a 10 piece nugget. And he goes, yeah, well, I can go back and get it. And I go, brother, it's been an hour and a half. Yeah, no, it's over. So I think I'm going to take this inside and I'm going to request a refund. Yeah. Please don't do that. My tip will go with it. Oh, door that. Oh, we love you. We love you again. Bad apples. Bad apples. Overall, I'm talking 99 out of 100 are good. Now this was that one. Yeah, I was so close to exploding and just circles everywhere like that old soup. We used to talk about. Yeah. I was so close to exploding little bits and pieces everywhere. It would almost look like a can of spaghettios like soup. Okay. Okay. Yeah. What are you now? You got me intrigued. What the. How about soup for so soup? Yes. Soup. I go. It's so this is a stupid as well. This is great. I got soup. I don't belong physically. I mean, everybody in the comments. I mean, I'm not going to be a good guy. I'm not going to be a good guy. I mean, everybody in the comments right now. I go, we ain't that bro. Soup. Everybody in the comments type in soup right now. Please. Please. Not again. You got to start eating. Start eating. Like beers almost passed out again on the fourth camera. Oh my God. Okay. I'm eating. I said beltbuggles killing them. Now, I don't know if you saw over the weekend. Do you see the thing about Campbell chicken noodle soup? The CEO? No. Oh my God. You haven't seen this? Not at all. Love breaking news to you. Yeah. So wait. So when's the last time you had a Campbell chicken noodle soup? Probably three years. When did you start making money? Oh, hell about three years. That has nothing to do with the money though. That's not what the CEO said. The CEO of Campbell chicken noodle soup got caught on a recorded, like a recorded speech. I think he was having a meeting. He was having a meeting with his people and he got somebody, some snitch in the company was recording the CEO talking. Right. And this is what he said about his audio file. We have an audio file. No, it's not. That's not my role. And I tried to do something that I'm not capable of and I failed bad. So here we go. Round table. This is the Campbell chicken noodle soup CEO talking about Campbell. There's no way. So if you don't know, he goes, if you didn't really hear what he said, he said, first thing you said, there's a sound. He was a war zone. Like there was so much background noise. Where was he? I don't know. He was in the middle of Target on Black Friday. Like that was, that was so much chatter. Basically what he said, the first thing he said, I don't eat Campbell chicken noodle soup. That's made for poor people. Oh man. Oh man. God, that hurts. I'm not going to lie. Okay. So first of all, so wrong to say. Very wrong. So wrong to say. High levels of wrongness. I mean, let's be honest. We used to eat it because it was the cheap alternative, right? I was good. I loved it. I liked it. It made me feel, it made everything feel homey. It was a good broth. Yes. And I had, I had the good old Bovid 19 earlier this year. You did. Or 20, whatever we're on. Yeah. Bovid 25. I got sick of this year and my caretaker, who is Voldemort, the girl that was taking care of me, she gave me Campbell's, right? And now she's going to get sued because he goes, I don't even know what's in that anymore. He goes, no one wants to eat that bioengineered meat made from a 3D printer. Yeah, that is, how do we feel that the CEO of Campbell's chicken noodle soup said that their meat is made of 3D printer? I had something right there. That was real. Yeah. I literally was thinking about it and I kind of had, because I had chicken this morning, not from Campbell's, but I mean, by God, if they use a 3D printer, those things aren't scarce. Yeah. Every company have a 3D printer. Dude, that, oh my God. First off, has he been fired or has he stepped down? Yes, I think he got fired. Okay. Yes, I think I was not immediately on the chopping block after that. Oh my God. Well, and then there's more stuff that came out. Apparently there is the, that rat. The rat. The one of the rat employees and when snitched him off was saying like he would. Shout out to that guy. He's a snitch. No, you are a snitch. Certified bonafide snitch. Certified rat. But I mean, no street cred anymore. I mean, people are still buying Campbell's. Campbell's sales went up today. I'm sure. Somebody bought Campbell's today. Somebody across the street bought Campbell's. 100%. I mean, honestly. Oh God, across the street, yeah. They bought Campbell's. Yeah, but he, he apparently showed up to work high and like he was saying some racist stuff. I mean, that sounds like a typical CEO. It does. It does. And it's sad, but it does. It does. Now, it shows up on a little bit of Coke says some racial things and it just makes to $10 million that day. Right. So let's be honest about Campbell's chicken noodle soup. I, it was a part of my childhood, my teenage years and I still kind of ate it as an adult. Retweet. Now I'm not a soupy guy. Anytime I eat soup, I make it or I have someone to make it. Yeah. Right. I don't make it. You definitely have somebody make it. Okay, but I have your soup would be rice and beef. It's always my soup. But I have like homemade soup now. Yes. Good. Looking back at Campbell's chicken noodle soup, can we be honest? If you're buying that, isn't your fault? I'm, I'm going to have to put my chip on. Yes. Yes. Because they sell that at 711. Oh, they sell it at 711. Right. They sell Campbell's chicken noodle soup at 711. Remember the last time something's happening, but you keep talking about it. I'm getting of actual reaction, but there's nobody that should be truly surprised about that either. Right. That it's 3d printed meat. Oh, you got now that you have you thought the real vegetables and chicken. No, I knew the vegetables weren't real. Yeah. The vegetables, every single one of them tasted like nothing. Nothing. Think about that. There was no taste. So any veggie. I mean, and it's the saltiest food I've ever had. It you say fruit food. Oh, bro, the chicken. Oh my God. No, no, no. Campbell's chicken noodle soup is made with water, 3d printed food and power. It's like they're like your salt and a little bit of shot. No, we're going to ship it out to the to the. You know, as a matter of fact, let's make 8 million of those cans today. Yeah, dude, that is doesn't surprise me though at all. It's not. Yeah, bro. The more we move, the more we keep going into the future. Yes, 25 and six and seven and eight. It is. It's not surprising. It's not literally not surprising, but I don't and I genuinely I don't really find a problem. We need to eat it as long as it's not going to kill people. That's the if it's killing people wrong. But every okay now now I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to flip the table. Right. Every single if you you can talk to somebody and everyone is going to have one thing that they say is terrible for you. And if you do that enough times, everything you touch is terrible for you. Right. You go organic. Oh, but it has to be from here because they still use pesticides. Right. Oh, you're getting processed stuff. It's terrible. It's all fake. Oh, lunch meat, cancerous, everything. Yeah. So it's like I'm overall pretty healthy and I've eaten nothing. But processed. Yeah. So it's like I'm kind of liking how everything's shaping out. I'm going to stick to it. So I'm right there with you. I like I don't care unless it's like literally linked to like if you eat this, you will get this. Yeah. Okay. But this is the kind of thing I've I've been saying them. I said it like a year or two ago and I got killed on the internet for it. We do not have enough chickens. We do not have enough meat supply. We don't have it. We have ready, ready. That's another one because this is an unbelievable one. Again, I was going to bring up. I saw this couple. Yeah. Like a mom and dad, they went down a rabbit hole of like doing the math behind McDonald's. Mm-hmm. So I'm going to drop this McDonald's math. Okay. McDonald's sells 6.5 million burgers a day. Mm-hmm. A day. Yes. That's a lot. 6.5 million burgers. A day. Okay. A size grown cow can produce approximately 2,000 burgers. Okay. Okay. So to keep up with that standard in one month, not a quarter, not Q1, not a week, one month, you need 97,500 cows. Thank you. One month. Yeah. That, that's, we don't have that many cows. And that's only for, and you have McDonald's. And that's only McDonald's. That's only McDonald's. That's only for McDonald's. There's, bro. There's, there's cars. No, no, no, no. ISO, ISO. Break it off. ISO. No. And this is to all you on TikTok, all you on Instagram, all you on YouTube and Spotify. Get them. A year ago, over two years ago maybe, I said there is not enough chickens or cows or meat supply on this earth for as much meat and eggs and all that stuff that we use. And you're like, oh no, we have farms and all that. F*** your farm. Get them. Y'all eating, pinging with a pigeon foot, 3D printed Campbell chicken noodle meat and monkey knuckles. And y'all careful. And y'all are all, and y'all all made fun of me paying so stupid. The guy from the YSK podcast is so dumb. Guess what? I'm right. Get him. You just needed some people with farm animals to tell you. But when the guy on the podcast says that he's all, two years ago, he's all crazy. Get him. And that's happened time and time again. I said it about the aliens. I said it about everything. And it always comes out a year later of me being right. So everybody that's hating on this podcast and hating on me, I'm right and you're wrong. Get him. And I want an apology in the comment section on every platform we have and stamp that and take it to your bank. I've been right the whole time. I'm tired of everybody saying that I've been wrong. I'm tired of it. I'm so thankful you said that. And honestly, f*** you too. Because you get on here. You get on here when I initially made the argument. That's initially you say you've been proven right. You're so dumb. You're so stupid. I'm right and you're wrong. And I deserve from you. I deserve the best go pay. And I want your lungs to fall out of your. That's the way you sing it. You do it right now. Boy, three, two, one. Go pay to go pay to go pay to go pay to go pay to go pay to go pay to. That's my pay to. He's paying. Go. Go pay to who's your pay to he's your pain. No, no, no, no, no No Hey Get him! I'm not gonna lie, the fact that he just goes round of applause. We instantly go... This is your latest project. It's heavy with information, data and exactly 36 pages of waffle. But with Acrobat Studio, you can create a PDF space, an AI-powered workspace that turns documents into summaries and insights and even generates reports or presentations out of it. So you can cut through the waffle, work smarter and save time. Do that with Acrobat. Learn more and try it out on Adobe.com. I'm good, okay, I have something else. Speaking of f**king fake. Breathe. Breathe, master battle. Breathe. Execute order 66. One more round of applause for me. At home, at home, in your car, where you're at. Clap right now. If you're not clapping, then you're not, you're not listening. If you're not clapping, you're eating pigeon knuckle. Yeah, you are, little pterodactyl beak. You're eating that f**king woolly mammoth liver. No. You're eating that proboscis monkey snout. That's funny. You're chewing on... Trong. Trong. Now, oh my god, we're not eating real food. Speaking of, I don't care either. I'm fine eating fake food. No, I really don't care. No, but we really, like, genuinely, again, I don't even want to say it on the off chance. They want to come through on the sponsor vetting. We should not be eating this food. No, I will always eat this food. I will say I'm proud to take that partnership. I will too. I will too, but I'm saying... Not for the money, because I do eat that product. I can't say no to it. Dispute goes right out the window. I go, oh, I'm doing so good. They go, oh, you want the McPic five? I go, give me two. Speaking of fake stuff, right? So I'm at that weird age, right, where I still internally feel like a kid, but a lot of people around me are getting married and engaged and having kids and all that. Well, that should be self-reliable. I can't be a kid. I can't be a little street friend down the corner. No, no. So I see people like having kids, and people that are younger than me having kids, people that were freshmen when I was a senior, they're having kids and getting married, and I'm like, you didn't give life to a chance, sorry. I'm glad. Like a little bit of fun. I'm kidding. I know a freshman when I was a senior has a nine-year-old. And I'm not kidding. It's a victim. That's not funny. Dude, when I was in middle school, I was in sixth grade or there was an eighth grade when I was pregnant. That made me real sad. And when I was a kid, I was like, whoa. But now as an adult, I'm like, that's so sad. That's very sad. So sad. Anyway. That's very sad. Anyway, speaking of, that's fake, right? I'm at the age where I'm going on Instagram, and every day I feel like I see people getting engaged or like proposing to their significant other, right? Can I say, I don't understand certain engagement pictures and how they're taken. Now I can join the conversation. I think a lot of y'all be faking y'all's engagements. There's no f**king way. Because I saw, okay, so like, paid the picture. So you know whatever you're going on Instagram or whatever, and you see the moment where somebody got on a knee and the girl's like, oh my god. Right? In certain instances, it makes sense that there's a photographer there. And like the girl would be surprised. Because it's a public area or somewhere where people can hide and do this, right? But recently, I've been seeing a lot of engagement pictures in an open field. Dolo. Dolo and both parties are dressed up. With f**king words that say, William Mary. Not even that, because I can get that. Where it's like, okay, you're walking into a scene, like oh my god, this is shocking. Like, oh, this is the proposal. But there's none of that. I'm talking about an open farm field. Just grass. Grass. The girl's super dressed up to the ninth. The guy's super dressed up to the ninth. And it's the nicest photo I've ever seen. Now I would get it if the girl's just like, okay, yeah, I'm getting engaged. Yeah, like, cool. It's the part where they're acting surprised. What do you think's going to happen? You think we're pulling up to a f**king drive-in movie? I'm in a three-piece suit. And we're in the field, and we don't know this guy. With the camera. We don't know him. How are you surprised, ma'am? Have you ever seen him? Ever. No. Is that our car? No. We got a rental. We rented a Corvette. Yes. What do you think we're taking a f**king picnic? Yeah. You're in sixth and tenth. Yeah. We have never gotten this dress up and gone to a field. Ever. Ever. Do I have a new tumor? No. Is that the ring box in my pocket? Yes. No, that's for her. But I'm just saying, like, I was looking at these pictures. And there's this girl and her man. And I'm so happy for you. And I'm sounding like a hating ma*****. And I'm not hating. It's not hating. It's the- I want to be in- I want to be a fly on the wall and sit. How dumb are you if you're surprised by it? Like, I don't know. Like, I'm not trying to be- No. Do we give the women benefit of the doubt? Yeah. They're faking the emotion. No, because we are- Two more deals to the guy. I don't want to make this a woman-man thing. I want to say the people in general. Because it could be man-man woman when- how are you engaged? That's true. I just want to say, don't- if you're faking it, don't. You could be happy, but like, you knew on the car ride. We took a 45 minute f**king car ride. We left town. Like, no, we're not going to eat. My part is the camera guy. There's no way the camera guy didn't give it up. Yeah. There's a stranger with you in your proximity. Yes. And it's only the three of you. We're in an open field. Like, literally this was like open farm field. The girl was super dressed up in a dress. The guy was super dressed up in like a button up tucked in. Looked good. They looked great. Crisp. They're in a- nothing like a farm field. Acres. Not even a table. Nothing. Blanket for a picnic. Movie screen. There's nothing. And there's one of those farm fields where it's not freshly manicured lawn. You have to go like this a couple of times. Oh yeah, there's that tall grass, that real aesthetic grass. Where are you- at what point? And the crazy part, the picture was like this. No, you're not. No, you're not. That's a fake emotion. What were you thinking as we're stepping over tumbleweeds and the guy with the 70 egg zoom has fallen us like this. The guy with the f**king Sony 20 to 70 steps on a branch. You turn around and he's like this. What do you think you're a part of? Like I get parks and stuff like that. Yours was in a Japanese teagard. You hid in a f**king bush inside of a mountain. Yes. And you took her to this trip and it was a vacation. All this like it was fine. Or you like go to a restaurant or wherever. Like I get it. You could be surprised but you're in a f**king farm. Like there's no way. And who's this guy? With the camera. I'm sorry. I love it and that's so true. And that is a brilliant, genius point. If you don't propose in public. You are not allowed to act surprised on your post. No. Especially if it's bare in town. We should go find them and just go fake. Just leave that. Just drive by comment. Fake. And I feel like I know this girl. And like we went to school together and I love her. She's great. Why don't love her? I don't really know her. She was cool when I did. I know this. I know. I feel bad because I know this girl and we went to school together. I actually love this girl. Wait. No, I don't love her. I know her too much. But like I remember she was super nice and I don't want to take away her special moment. Right. Oh, but I don't like being lied to either. Oh yeah. No, don't lie to me. I don't even care if your post is not for me. It's clearly not for me. It's for all of your followers. But you're lying to all of us now. I am a follower. You are lying to me. Do not do that. You're not surprised. You knew Jacob was getting on a knee. You probably have your thing rehearsed. You've been dating for nine years. You're about to give an ultimatum. What do you think he's doing? Taking it out there to sing to you? What are we doing? You're getting proposed to. This should be a picture. Like happy. Yeah, smiling. Oh my God. Maybe tears from just overall over excitement. Yeah. You're not. This should not be your image. You're not surprised. We think he's taking it out there to ask you to duel. Yeah. No. That's funny. That is hilarious. Oh my God. That's so true. I can't make funny because I, you know, in Voldemort, I literally asked her like week three of us like being together. Like if I proposed to you right now and I meant to, I was like, would you say yes? She's like, no. So I can't, I can't make fun of me. That's good though. That's good. If you said yes, run for the hills. She said no. That's a good woman. Strong mind, strong will. I learned a lot like my father because we were talking about their engagement and he, he asked my mom to marry him two weeks into dating. She said no. We, you know, we, we visit that quite often. How come both of our dads were, I mean, if you ask the right person, they're considered a creep. No, they were creepy. Yeah. Our moms are just dumb, I guess. My dad is washing your mom's car while she's clocked in. My dad's watching my mom in a bowling league and then she turns around and he's vanished. I mean, that's Mike 101. Yeah. Unbelievable. Okay. Our head of operations, big dog, K Rob made it big as her. He made a tick talk about this. Did you know that Taco Bell sells burgers? See, I, now I heard you and him talking about that. I still don't believe it. It's a secret menu. It's a secret menu. No, it's not. It's, it's Taco Bell, but it's a secret. Taco burger bell. That's when you go to In-N-Out. They don't have animal style on the, on the menu. You just got to know it. But they're not selling you fried chicken. So back in a long time ago, Taco Bell used to like have it on their main menu, like some type of burger, but now they just have it on their secret menu. And I knew you'd be skeptical about it. And a lot of the audience is probably skeptical about it. So I brought some, we're going to try the secret menu Taco Bell burger. No, you do not. No, man. That's a burger. Yeah. Look right here. This isn't, this cannot be Taco Bell burger. My God, it's dense. It is. It's more meat than a regular patty. No, we're going to taste test it. Here we go. So look at this. I'm going to shut, look, it's literally, oh, it's literally just a taco in a burger bun. Actually looks fantastic. This is unbelievable. No, it's not. So much. It literally is a taco in a burger bun. So we're going to taste this. I venture to say we're the first podcast to taste test this. This is cannot be. Okay. Is it like certain locations? I don't know. How do you know they have a secret menu? I'm told me. I mean, look at Robbie. He knows. I understand that's the point of secrecy, but I'm saying, how do I like, can I get this in Monroe, Louisiana? That talk of it. I don't know. So that like whenever I went to In-N-Out, like initially took like two years to figure out that animal style fries and the only, and do you know what a flying Dutchman is at In-N-Out? What? Oh my God. Are we tasting taste testing the Taco Bell burger? Cheers. Cheers, bud. Bunda bun. I was going to ruin my calories. Oh my God. It really just like tastes like a taco spicy. Ain't it? Oh, yeah. Spicy. It's fire though. That is really good. It literally tastes like a taco. It literally is a taco. I don't know what the sauce is on it though. That sauce got some heat. I love sauces. What do you put? The hell is? Is that Diablo? Like, God, Lee, they put some extra sauce on it. What is it? It's a hot sauce. I'll tell you that. Yeah, mine's a little warm too, but holy shit. No, this is a hot sauce. I haven't hit mine yet. You don't have it, do you? No. You don't have this hot. This is so hot. Not again. We put the world's hottest hot sauce on it. No, no, no. At first I was like, okay, it's tacos. I like spice. We put the world's hottest hot sauce on it. There's no taco bell bag. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like when it hits the tongue, it's hot, but when you swallow it, you're f***ing hot. Oh, y'all said in the comments I'd never be able to bring them again. I got them. Water! No, no f***ing dude, water. Oh my God. You're the one saying I look like a little kick to a dog. Hey, I don't even know how I got a little bit of my f***ing clip, and it was... Oh, no. Please, please, no. Please, please, water. Please, just one of them water and milk. I don't give a f***ing worry, please. Please, water, water. Water first, water always helps. Oh my God, it took such a big bite. Too big. I was about to say, hey bro, I'm not getting the sauce. What point in the burger did you hit? I was hoping you'd still eat it. What is it? Let me see the bottom bun. Oh, oh. Here you f***ing show and tell. I mean, it's impossible to tell, actually. You just dumped the s*** over there. Oh my God, dude, I just thought it was a red. That's kind of hard to tell, but it's all that orange and red. Oh man, how hot is this going to be? It's hot, man, it's always hot. It's when you swallow it. It's literally... It's the world hot as hell it's hot. It is that same one. It's the same f***ing one. I'm the prank master dog. Hey, I will always get you to eat spicy stuff. Son of a f***ing... Regardless, y'all thought I couldn't do it. Oh man. You all right? Dude, it's every time. You don't understand because you haven't done this. Can't have a such a good day. Oh, it's hot. Okay, Kim. No. I'll give you... God! I'll give you $200. I'll give you $200 if you finish the burger. I'll need to under the bed. $500 if you finish the whole burger. That'd be nice. No, I actually can't. I'm not doing that. That's a form of self-abuse. For anybody in the comments, unless you literally have consumed it, do you think I'm g... We still have to film so many more things. You think I'm gassing it? Follow it. The back of your tongue is on f... Okay, is it that bad? I swear to God, then you bite it. You take two bites of that... It's not that bad. It's literally the fur... Like, the far back as you can touch on your tongue. It's like you touch it to a stove. Hey, there's... You know the crazy... Not that bad, my... You're sweating bad! Bro, your whole s... It's hot because it's your head. It's your... Hey, you know the crazy part is this makes me a bad friend. And I'm sorry, Robby was going to the store yesterday to get hot sauces. And he found a hot sauce and it said it was really hot. And it was like one of the hottest ones. And I was like, Robby, I was like, I know there's hotter out there. So he was like literally... And he goes, this one's $30 more. How'd you spit on this sauce? That burp was hot! He turned into a dragon. I'm not kidding. I took two full bites. Yeah, they kind of get in some secret menu... So you have to bear with me for a little... Alright, we can... ...my head's itching. This might... I don't like milk! Yeah, I can't have a herd of milk... Milk helps. Hey, you know you shouldn't trust me. There's always two parts to a prank. That milk's like... You just put it in your mouth. We should take a break. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. How do you feel? Hot. I feel hot, bro. Unless you literally have a numb tongue... Numb tongue syndrome. If you have numb tongue syndrome... If you swallow that hot sauce... You are screwed. You are utterly screwed. It's nonsense. For years on this podcast... It has been a thing of me pranking Cam with hot sauce. I've done it in literally every way imaginable. And I even... The comments said that they don't think it can happen again. I believed it couldn't happen again. Me and Robbie concocted this last night. And I'm so glad that we were able to get you again. It might be another year until we can get you, but... I'm not saying... It's all in sport. If it's... It's all in sport and... I will give props for props for doing that. It was well thought out. It was executed. You have to think there's a burger from a taco joint. Golly. Presenting Cam with some new food. He's bound to eat it. You could have given me a jelly donut. Filled it with hot sauce. Can I say this? I will confidently claim this. No one working for You Should Know Studios. And on our flagship show, the You Should Know podcast, I will never be pranked with hot sauce or hot foods or spice. Never. It will never happen. I am unprankable with hot sauce. It will never happen. I'm going on record saying that. It will not happen. You're unprankable or unprankable with hot sauce? Unprankable with hot sauce. Challenge accepted. You're asking for it? Bro, it's been years. Literally, K-Rop flips the burgers. You're pranked today. He wouldn't do that. You just, you just, you just You just set up bounty for yourself. Can I say, okay, but that would have been, that would have been Robby getting me. That would have been his prank. Can I say your prank? Because this prank was a me and Robby prank. I'm going to go team up with Einstein over here and we're going to do some to get you back. Okay. We can, we can put that on the record. I don't think that it's going to happen for me. What if we did the most invasive thing ever? We're doing like a quiz or something. Robby turns his corner and he goes shoot you in the neck and it's just like a dart with hot sauce. You straight into your bloodstream. I'm doing my like laughing like this, like, like mouth all wide open, eyes open. You go, you go pepper spray high. I just mace you. What the fuck? Yeah, it would be the last day of YSKP. Oh yeah, that would be the end of it. It would be the end of it. But you know, so it is the holiday season. God, it is a holiday season, man. We got a lot coming up this month. Over on Patreon, which is the best place on earth. The memberships have been absolutely flying off the wall. Best place on earth. I said that's the heat talking through me. I don't know where they, like secretary came back. We're doing this thing on the week of Thanksgiving. It's called five days Christmas. Did I get some pot? You're going to look dimpled that? The week of Christmas. Week of Christmas, we're going to be uploading a piece of content every single day. Yes, sir. On the quality, the top membership. Yes, sir. And it's not just frivolous thing. It's high quality content, extra episodes. It's going to be the best. And that's because quality, the quality club in the whole is the best place on earth that we have to give back. They keep the ship sailing as well as you on the audio and as well as you on the YouTube. So thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And we got to give back. We got to give back. And there might be a giveaway of some sort on this month's quality live stream. So if you want something, go over there. Yeah, I think we should get out of here now. Yes, sir. Get us out of here. Yeah, no, I need regular milk, not expired, maybe almond, not cow, and about another liter of water. But so rich, bro. We all the milk makes me rich. Yes, bro. Yes, bro. You don't know what you're drinking. If you're going great value, whole milk, you're rich. You know, you're getting cows, piss, blood, eucalyptus, little nectar, some white food dye. And they go, drink up. It's good for your calcium. Rich, my you don't you can't even speak. You can have milk. One milkshake and you're you're up your plumbing. Oh, I'm going to talk about this on the extended that's coming out Wednesday this week. I had ice cream with Voldemort this week. Oh, you don't my god. You're on the phone. I was on the phone. Literally almost crashed my car. Like how like she almost left. No, she's weird. She likes them. Okay. Yeah. If you want to hear about how Voldy likes farts now, we almost crashed his Tesla to a milkshake head on over to Patreon right now. Watch extended episode. I'm not bold. He's family is fans of the podcast like cousins. Didn't know that. Anyway, I mean, we love each and every single can't get rid of me of you coward. We are glad that it is finally cold. We are in. We are in the ending. I mean, this is still high guys. I'm trying. I swear to god. I'm trying. We're in the end of the year. 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