#3212 Vanderpump Rules S12E10: Kiss a Frog, Get a Hogwart

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I'm Ronnie and that's Ben. Hello, Ben. Hello, Ronnie. Where are you? Welcome to your show. Doing great because we are just a couple of weeks away from the Golden Crab Your Wars, which will be February 27th in Hollywood, California. Get your tickets over at WatchWhatCrapins.com. You can also find links to voting. We're in round one of voting right now. Your nominations are hilarious. So please go over there. Give some votes. Get some tickets. We're also going to be streaming through Kizwee. So you can get live stream tickets as well. They are now available at WatchWhatCrapins.com. On Patreon is where you will get videos. And that's also where you get ad-free listening. It's where you get bonus episodes of traders. And newsletters, which we just started. So those are fun. Those are a fun read. So get over there and watch a Viat. We had a rehearsal for the Crabies last night. It was so much fun. We had a great time and we're so excited to perform for you. I know. It's going to be great. I can't wait. I can't wait. It's always such a stressful time for us. There's just so much that has to be put together for it. But then once we actually do it, it's always so good because every time I'm at the point where when it's like Crabies season, I'm like, are we going to do this? Can we just go back to having a table? But then when we do it, it's just such a rush. And it's just great. And everyone comes together. I don't know. It's really special to be in a room of people who all know love and get Bravo. It really is. Whether it's the Crabies, whether it's Bravo Con, whether it's just, I don't know, at a watch party, it's just a great energy. So I'm really looking forward to this one. Yeah, it's going to be a good one. We're also going to be doing the Food Festival, South Beach Food and Wine Festival in a couple of weeks. That's going to be February 21st. Is it the 21st, man? God. What's wrong with me? We are performing our shows in the 21st at 2.5 PM on the stage there. Okay. And it's starting about that. Yeah. It's like a slate of actually interesting podcasts like Elvis Ranshows doing a show there. But then also like Michael Simon and Carla Hall. I'm so excited. I hope we get to meet Carla Hall. We've been fanzivers for years and years and years. So I think they're on right before us too. So maybe fingers crossed. And we're fans of food. So cannot wait to just get our fingers in lots of food. But today we're getting our fingers and a Vanderpump rules. How sexy, how unique, how reverting. Welcome to Vanderpump rules season 12 episode 10. Three sums of crowd. This title promised me a lot. I was really hoping for some three. So there was not a three. Yeah, this was bullshit. There was like a, there was some kissing. It wasn't even really a three. This was a, this was a stretch. But yeah, I'm surprised I didn't work in something about Universal Studios since their basically was a commercial right in the middle of the show. Which by the way, also I'm shocked that it took this many years before Bravo had a Universal Studios crossover. I'm surprised that like there hasn't been some scene where Erica Jane is like, well, I thought I'd take everyone to do it. My favorite place, the donut shack by the Simpsons, right? At Universal Studios, you know, it was also very Bravo to do it right during their gay pride episode and feature the Harry Potter world as they were putting together a gay pride. A gay pride festival. It's just as tone deaf as you would expect from Yeal Brahves. So thanks for that one. Thanks for the Universal Studios is so. Rolicking gay pride endorsement. Gidex. I know, right? When I was driving, I took a wrong turn last night driving out the valley because I was at Romney's house. And I like, I thought I could get back on the freeway by going on that little bridge, that Ventura bridge. And I couldn't so, instead I had to like loop around. And it's just sort of funny. You just sort of get to positive right Universal Studios. It's like, we have a full big ass, not actually that big, but we have a full ass theme park in the middle of our city. Like right in the middle of the city, there is a theme park. That is such a funny concept. Could you imagine the like Disney world being right in the middle of Manhattan? Like that's like I just was thinking about that. Like how is this possible? I just saw this on Vanderpump rules. They just went to this theme park and co-ordered and then broke up. By the way, not a great advertisement for Universal Studios. It's where you go to break up with your boyfriend. But it's just right there. I don't know. I'm just marveling, Ronnie. I like that you're still such a fan of LA, you know? You're like, we're here. We're living here. I live here. I just saw a TV. You could have gone the other way out of the winter and seen the bar that Swartz is always drunk in every day. And if you've gone further, you could have seen the Jackson's, which is now closed literally back to being whatever it was before. But it's a Tony Rama. Tony Lama. What is it? Tony Ramos. No, Tony Ramos. Tony Ramos. I would love it if you just called Ramos now. Just Tony Ramos. I'm like, guys, let's come on in here. Oh my God. Football. Wow. But either way, I am a fan of LA. I think this city is so bizarre and quirky. It's just one of those funny things that we just have a full on nationally known theme park right in the middle of like you make a wrong turn driving from Ronnie's house in your end of theme park. Like that's bizarre. Well, you know, good times. Let me just reflect. Good times. So we are back at the restaurant this week after three weeks of being on vacation in what they're now calling a pass out. Pass out. We're in pass out. Yes. After a successful catering job serving the ladies of we women in wine. We are now back in sir for some hot hitting waiting table scenes. But first, let's go to Natalie Kim. They're working out at rumble, a boxing gym. And Chris is making content in his kitchen and hot guy content. It's like you make no effort but sit there and literally eat your dinner. He's like, uh, gonna make an avocado. Chaffed knives in there. Chaffed up. Yeah. We make them cook. You know, I'm making chicken because listen, it's about the gains. All right. We want as much protein as we can get. My cousins coming home. So I'll get a little extra for dessert. All right. Yeah, I'm going to just eat this. All right. It's pumping up. Okay. Yeah. And not that. It's not that good. Not really that good guys, but not every protein meal can be great. So all right. Thanks for that $50. You just came. Okay. Great. Thanks for being here, buddy. Yeah. Thanks. Thanks, man. Over at Sir Jason is continuing. Who's jerking off while they're watching some douchebag make chicken in their kitchen? Who is that what we've come to in this country? I really don't know. I really don't know. But Jason is at the register at Sir and he's still trying to figure things out. Today's challenge is the existential question. What the fuck is a Prosecco? Because that's what he's asking himself after someone's ordered it. He's like, yeah, I'm back and third. Pump it up. Pump it up. What the fuck is a Prosecco? Just scrolling through the menu. And then we go back to the boxing gym. You know, we're just seeing everybody do their thing. And then Kim's like, oh my god, I feel sticky and sexy. Yeah, well, I love a sweaty sexy moment. I haven't even unpacked my makeup from the draft. That's how sweaty and sexy I am. Kim's like, I still haven't unpacked it all. So I guess my unpacking is like a little bit more unpacking year than yours is. Now, he's like, I mean, looking back at the videos, we all sent there in the shirt. I was like so humbling. Like, what a humbling amount of shared videos we have. Kim's like, yeah, we actually had like so much fun. Remember when I wasn't talking to you for the first half of it? Because remember, you're like a total bitch. Remember that. Oh my god. But now like we're able to be normal. Like, that's so cool. I know that's like so amazing. Like, obviously, I'd love you. Like emphasis on the word, obviously, because like obvious, what about the past seven episodes of the show would indicate that I felt anything other than love for you, right? And I wish that like everything that went down this past month, this just didn't happen. I'm like, because you did it, Kim. You were the one who lost her mind. And she's like, yeah, I just wish it didn't happen. I don't like the way you're texting my boyfriend to me. That is crossing a boundary. So we see all the clips. And now it's like, I mean, maybe this is like a perfect example of like time heels. Maybe like time is healing. It's the perfect example. It's the perfect. You know what I think sometimes when I'm like when I tell someone guys, I know this breakup is hard, but don't worry about it. Time heals. Just remember Natalie and Kim, the perfect example of time healing everything. Yeah, we'll see. We'll see. And Natalie's like, oh my god, I'm friends with Kim again. This is crazy. Like, I knew what's gonna happen because we're like best friends when we live each other. And then we get Kim side. And she's like, yeah, I mean, we're not back to like a hundred, but like, and maybe we'll get there. Oh my god. What are you? The prize. I know. I'm not gonna harm you. Like, I'm not gonna hurt you. Like, be a bitch. Okay, fine. It's fine. Kim's like, maybe we'll get there someday. So Kim, like if they've talked to Angelica. And that was like, no, I've just seen her story updates. Like, amazing. She got a boob jobs. It's not amazing. Her boobs are big now. So exciting. She got went through her armpit. I love that. I love that they went through her armpit. And Kim's like, yeah, I texted her earlier today. And she was like, I'm just gonna go out. I'm, I feel nauseous. Hey, let's face time or and see if she's puking yet. You want to do that? Yeah, let's do that. This is so we do. And she's like, oh my god, you guys, my boobs look weird under my armpits. Big step. Girl, you look great. And I swear, it's only gonna get easier every, every single day. Okay. And so Angelica's like, well, why are you guys looking so sexy? Well, we went boxing. See, isn't it so obvious that we love each other? Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, who have you heard from? Is anyone called you? And basically Demi checked in on her and not Shane. Shane only sent a little emoji. Yeah. He applied, he sent an applause emoji to her boob story post. Natalie's like, I hate man. I hate man. Well, he's not getting any of these boobs out for sure. So Natalie's like, well, I think Angelica's ego is hurt. I mean, I got it. The guy just broke up with you. Like my ego might be bruised as well. I mean, would I get armpits put in my, would I get boobs put in my armpit? Probably not. But you know, we each deal with it. How we can deal with that? Would I get armpits on my boobs? Maybe. Natalie's like, what are you going to be back? So Angelica's going to be back, basically, in a week. So we're not going to see her this episode. And Natalie tells us it just is like super convenient for like Angelica, because she was dropping bombs on Chris and Jason and Paso at you and avoiding my any accountability. And now she just gets to disappear to Houston for like a week to get a new boobs. I'm assuming it's like, it's a lot cheaper than Beverly Hills. That was a joke about the price disparity between Beverly Hills and Houston. Yeah. Everyone. Yeah. Only on Bravo would somebody be like that girl just much easier to get a boob job. So no one can front of it work. Yeah. So then we go to villa. And Chris and Venus are arriving to this house for, I guess, the first time. And Chris is like, whoa, that is a big ass swan. You want to film some content? What do you think about protein? Get over here. You want to do some swan con? Yes. Swan god. He's mac and pink because one of the swamp hanky he's he's he's he's wacky and hanky in the face of his wiener. It's like get over here. Yeah, content. Hey guys, it's Rose Beverly here and my podcast working hard is currently sponsored by Nivia Soft. The iconic moisturizing cream for face, body and hands. I love the multi-purpose product and Nivia Soft is a cult classic. It's lightweight and fast absorbing so your skin feels instantly refreshed and soft. And most importantly, there is no greasy feeling or waiting around for it to dry. I mean, Nivia Soft is the UK's number one body cream for a reason. It's iconic, affordable, and works for everyone. Discover Nivia Soft. You'll go to Moisturizing Essential, Available at TASCO. Humans, it is I, IpNocat. Never been batteries or electricals. They cause fires when crushed in bin lures. Always recycle them separately from your regular rubbish and recycling. Search recycle your electricals to find shops and recycling banks where you could drop them off. See, and I also just like one thing that I'm really loving about this season is our return to poor people because they come into the palace and they're like, wow, I mean, this is, I feel like I'm watching some old British movie where like the street urchins come into the country house, English country house. Like, oh, Govna, okay, best man is what best man is what he had the Govna's house. Be looking good. It's like the chimney swoops are like licking their hand and like wiping their, wiping their foreheads. Like, oh, we're here. We're here just to meet the matter of the house. So there's a real down scabby over there. So yeah, they're like, wow, this place is amazing. Like, how do you even acquire a swan? Like, you got to be certified for that shit. Cheese. And we see Rosio, who that's my queen. I love me some Rosio. And Rosio a few years ago had to start wearing uniforms, which is crazy because back in the day, Vanderpump was like, oh, you know, I met Rosio walking up a hill. And I said, get in the car. You're mine now. And then I've never been able to stop giving her Pandora's cast off clothes. She loves it. And so I've always wanted to see Rosio just kind of bopping around the house and, you know, terrible floral patch mean as and stuff. But the loss, she's got a uniform now. Yeah, she looks great. I was also happy just to see her. I was afraid that she was gone. So they're walking. Venus is like, I'm literally hyperventilating. Like, this is insane right now. Like, they're just all this opulence. They don't they just don't know what to do. So Rosio lets them in and Marcus is like, I never felt so broken my life. I mean, I still have a blanket over the windows curtains. Damn, I'm poor. And this is what we need. Yeah. Very sunny Morgan. And of course, Jason's like, wow, look at that pool. That's like amazing, only fails content. So we see Jason basically making content. He's like, yeah, this is my pool. Okay. Yeah. The infinity pool, couple mil, probably not too much. You know, the 14 cedar table made of artesian marble. It's pretty good. Otherwise known as Perseco. So yeah, pretty big dick energy going on over here. And Chris is like, oh, there's a pony. I mean, this is like, I wish my first kiss would have been with a pony. Just like, when I'm this rich, I'm going to buy a lion. Chris goes, yeah, Jason's dumb enough to buy a lion that he ever got rich, rich enough. Then he probably just get fucking eaten by it. Am I right, guys? Am I right? So Lisa leans over the patio. I'm just like, hello, pause. Welcome. Welcome to Villa Rosa. I'm sure you've met plunky and smunky down there. Many horses. I thought you were going to do a photographic shoot. Now, which one of your lucky poor people get to come upstairs to a place that's slightly wealthier than what you're used to? Come on in boys. So they're like, wow, so she calls a Venus because Venus is they're doing a photo shoot for the pride flyer. And so Lisa calls a Venus because Venus is arranging it. And Venus is like, oh my god, like she's so intimidating. She makes me so fucking nervous. Oh my god, what am I going to do? I don't even know. And Chris, like, yeah, she makes me horny. And Jason's like, I'm going to buy her a lion someday. And she'll always love me because of that. So listen, I can only have one of you up here at the time. So please send me whoever's got the most trauma. Oh, I'm not sure who that is, but I'm send up the one with the traumatic hair. Come up here, split ends. Please just come up here, dead hair. Come up here. Who is here is the most damaged. So, um, damaged hair shows damage. So get up here. Am I broken little bird? So Venus sits down in a room that's all white. And Lisa's like, tell me everything. What are they doing exactly? They want to do the flyer for pride? Are they going to be shirtless? And how does this connect to your drama? You're a broken bird, aren't you? Let me see it. Let me feel it. Let me heal you. Yeah, they're going to do a pool party theme gay for, they're doing a pool party theme gay pride at Sir. So I need to make the most iconic gay pride fire ever. Lisa, most iconic ever. Yeah, the vision I have is shirtless men, giant rubber duckies, and I want people dancing and I want people fucked up. Oh, okay, great artistic vision. So Venus says that Chris and he goes, great, Jason and Chris are like the two hottest men that I know. And then Marcus, um, they're so mean because when he says Jason and Chris, they show footage of Jason and Chris, like photos that I'm looking like really hot. And then Marcus is like him with a goofy smile fucked up like, hmm, they say, um, I invite Marcus to be the photographer. Yeah. So yeah, I mean, I'm trying, I'm trying with him. I'm giving him the option of looking at hot people with me. So Chris down in the backyard is like, my, my goal in life is to be with Lisa. I think at this point, I really want Lisa. So backup stairs. So tell me, tell me about the trip. It's like, well, the trip is really fine because there's been like a lot of drama when it comes to Angelica and Jason because Angelica found his only fans. She's like, oh god, I don't need to know those kinds of details. Well, I did meet a guy when we were out of the bar and I was a little shy. So I wouldn't look at him. So I would turn away. Oh, and how's that going to work? You dumb dumb? How are you going to bring a new blood to surf? You're just turning your cold shoulder to the man. Yes, well, I know, but I just, I don't know how to talk to guys that I'm interested in because I just, I cut the whole area out of my life. And when I was younger, I always felt like I needed to run away. Who comes out? That's what Lisa says. There's like a broken bird. The lower lip comes up. Will you scat when you ran away? Was it like that song by the guy who dated Winona Ryder? Run away. Train never going back. Oh, tell me everything. Here, pull this little bit out of my sleeve. What you say? Pull, pull, keep pulling, keep pulling. Oh my god. It's like a whole chain of tissues. Darling, please. Cry. Say it was ever trauma you've got. Run away. Run away. Run away and save your life. The song written by my dear friend, the real McCoy. It's like I just don't, you know, I was scared because everyone, I was scared of everyone just because I was afraid of people finding out that I was gay. Oh, sorry. Sorry, I'm not supposed to laugh. That never happens. I never laugh at trauma. I'm sorry. So you were saying people had trouble figuring out you were gay. I'm assuming you weren't wearing pants anywhere near what you're wearing right now. He's wearing like bright pink metallic pink pants. Yeah. Yeah, it was a different time. It was different. We had Dan and back then. Dan, I'm okay. Now we're back on the road to trauma darling. Continually what happened? What did they do to you via Dan? So Venus tells says that when he came out the closet that everyone basically rejected him and he wound up threatening to kill himself and was sent to a mental hospital, which is very sad. And then Lisa shares that her brother died by suicide. And Venus did not know that. And Lisa, I feel like this is like one of the few times Lisa has spoken about it on TV. Maybe she did back then, but she says that when she's like whenever I'm in this studio, meaning where she does her talking heads, it always takes her back. And she was sitting there doing an interview for the housewives in a gold dress. And she said when my hair tied back and I got called from my parents and everything changed. And she said you get used to it, but you don't get over it. And it does define me. It was a really powerful little moment from her. And so Venus is apologetic because he didn't know. And he talks about how he's related with suicidal ideations, his entire life. Because growing up gay, everyone torment him and just felt trapped. He was in Texas and wasn't accepting. And that's why Pride matters to him because it's a representation of who you are and you're saying true to who you are, who you are. And hopefully it'll bring you everything you ever hope for in life, which is very true. And he's like this pride, it's going to be a good experience to really feel how I've always wanted to feel. Boys, rubber duckies have naked hot straight guys on rubber duckies. It's like I love gay pride so much. I brought the straight guys that I know to be on the flyer for it. And she's like, oh, that's exactly how we celebrated. This is the Venus that I wanted to know. The Venus was a backstory. All right. Well, now pack up that little trauma, do it the British way, put in a little box in the back of your head and go take photos with shirtless men. Do it. Oh, thank you for sharing that trauma with me now. Come together with me. We're going to do the most prideful thing we can. We're going to take your profit and we're going to turn it into profit for Ken. Bring me your drama. Bring me your drama. Guys, I had to come downstairs, Lisa's. Lisa's rolling around on the floor and eating something she calls my trauma. So Venus says, I feel like if the younger version of me knew that I was hosting Pride and West Hollywood in 2025, that'd be like, holy shit, I'm actually going to make it in this world, which is also my favorite thing when people on this show think that I'm doing events for Lisa is like you've made it in Hollywood. But I understand the sentiment. He's come very far and you should have those come far. Yes, we find out later. He does come far. He's got quite a shooter. It's quite a shooter. He's good. But it is a nice moment. And I'm glad he he's he's stuck with it. So then Venus or anyone out there who can relate just look at me. It does get better. Flick so flicking his eyes. She's truly ridiculous. He's a gift. So outside Marcus is taking photos of Chris and Jason and they're doing pool photos and hot, you know, hotness or whatever. And then they pull down their pants and show their butts. And Lisa pops out she's like, is this totally necessary? It's gay pride Lisa. Oh, fuck me. But I know you guys won't be doing it. Gay pride. So now over at Runyon Canyon, Audrey and her gay Parker do the customer reality show hike up to that first bench that they shoot every single scene out at Runyon Canyon. And they sit down and I was just like, wow, we just got here and I'm already dying. And Parker's like, oh my God, is that a bug? Yeah, I hate bugs. Oh my God. We're like the best. Anyway, are they attracted to Bright White? Because that's who I am. I'm so bright. There's like, no, they're attracted to sexy man. Huh, huh, okay. Let's talk. I missed you while I was gone. She's like, yeah, I missed you too, bitch. You have fun. Yeah. So I talk about the weekend and stuff and how the situation with Chris happened. She's like, I had to step back a little bit. And so we see that he got a call from the brother that said, we're gonna fuck Mad chick, Sympali. And she says, yeah. And I wanted to come to him and I was like, hey, this affected me. And he didn't gaslight me. And that was good. And like he said, it was really fucked up. That's great. But like, it's been a week and I've still been thinking about it. And it kind of took me down my like rose colored glasses down. Like, I'm like looking at it totally different. You went and you looked at the only fans because there's no way that that phone call made you this. Yeah. I act out like she's grossed out now. She's clearly grossed out because he makes a pretty good case for himself later. I mean, he does a pretty good fake job for guys on the show. I'm calling it a fake job because it is Vanderpump rules people. And I just remember what show we're watching. So he's like, no, it's you. It's you. I'm only think of you. Normally that would totally work. But she's like, I saw your video. I saw it. You just see it on the face. Yes, truly. So it's just so different. It's just so different for gay guys because I look at those videos and I'm like, God, a hot guy with a job. Sign me up. You want to do it on the piano? Just do it on the piano. I'll shoot them. So I just like, men ain't shit sometimes. And Parker's like, men ain't shit. And I'll do this. And I don't want to get myself hurt by being stupid and not seeing the signs if they're there. I'm like, well, the first sign is that you're on Vanderpump rules. So look no further, really. And so she says, since Paso, I've had some like time to think about everything that happened between me and Chris. And I just feel like I can't ignore the red flags anymore. I mean, that phone call with Jason's brother and the bathroom is just like, what the fuck? He only comments about my physical body most of the time. And we see a flashback from saying, damn babe, that ass is looking nice. Yeah, never about my personality, which is like amazing. You know what my personality is? I'm the girl that borrows Mary Faith's horse. Yeah. Look at that for a second. Wow, babe, hot personality today. Yeah. Can't wait to say my dick in thatality of yours. That's what we call personality smell. So we do it. We have. Yeah. But there's, here's also action in other piece of evidence that we, I have forgotten about. She says, and also, she said some things about other shows. She's been on a comparator this. And so we see unseen footage that's like, they were clearly mic'd up, but the cameras weren't there. So we see this weird shot from like outside the house. And Jason, we hear Jason saying, when it comes down to like real relationship and other dating shows that we do, it's like, it's like, not truly us. It's just like stuff for entertainment. And Chris is like, yeah, we just fuck around a lot. We joke around. Yeah, he's like, yeah, we're playful. So I guess the implication is that they put on fake personas on other reality shows in and so now she's like, is this a fake persona as well? Yeah. It sounded like he was saying, I mean, what is weird? This is different because most dating shows are totally fake. And this one, it's like, you're actually dating the people. It's kind of what it sounded like he was saying, but who knows? And Audrey is like, I mean, that's sending me into a spiral. Because like, I mean, I don't know that he is who he is. Like 100% of the time. Like, I just don't know. No, he didn't even work there. He was cast. He lives in Marina, Del Rey, first of all. Yeah. And that means that he's not working at Sir because he needs that money because nobody is driving from Marina every day to work at Sir, I'm sorry. She's just not doing it. So yeah, he's faking it for the show, but you know, who isn't? Yeah, seriously. Um, so Parker, I mean, I'll just like, yeah, there's two things that make me step back from relationship. And one is if your intention is like being with me aren't pure and two is if you're disrespecting me and Parker's like, and that feels very unsure. Uh, yeah, I don't know what you mean about that, but sure, yeah, I'll agree with you. Yeah, because I can tell you feel like not super comfortable. And I've never seen you not comfortable with a person that you're trying to entertain. She's like, yeah. And tomorrow we're going to Universal, which is I think we all know the greatest theme park in all of America. Sorry, I'm just contractually obligated to say that while I'm on NBCU. Um, so now we go to Natalie and Demi and they're working and Kim comes up to the bar and she's like, oh my god, did you see my tickets? I said extra sweet. Natalie's like, I did. We're like best friends now. I get you. Just yeah, like they want like, I guess like extra simple syrup to make it sweeter, which I guess is fine. Like do we upcharge for that? I that's what I'm not by extra sweet. Yeah, yeah, I got it. I got it. Yeah, I know how to make a sweeter. Okay, just make sure you like simple syrup because that's what makes it sweet. Okay, Cam. I love that idea of like they want extra simple syrup, which is fine. Like thank you. Thank you for saying that that's fine. Natalie agrees. Yeah, that's fine. That's loud. Simple syrup is a loud. That's a loud. We can make it a little sweeter. Okay, hi. So this just in from the kitchen. I'm really sorry. The kitchen says it's not fine. You can't use extra simple syrup. I'm so sorry. A Marcus is like, wow, the girl's back together again. Wow, just it's just a sweet, make my heart, my heart grow. And the producer is like, you mean until you decide to fuck this up by stirring the pot between them again? He's like, oh, Adam, such a dirty boy. So Jason comes in. Hey, what's up, guys? I'm Mark. Yeah, Jason's going to kill it tonight his first day off of training. And Demi's like, Jason has been training for a very long time, like four times longer than normal people. It's like probably because he's like making so much money on only fans and does like weird things with his cousins who does not be a good leader, right? Like, you know what they say? In sessions, people don't know how to hold trays. So Jason's like, okay, so what did he say? Bull and A, Z chicken scallop, penny, pomadoro. And now he's like, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, you've got this. He's like, okay, I got it. So Demi's like, okay, Jason should take Lisa. That should be funny. So Lisa comes in at least meanwhile, Marcus and Kim are like getting touchy. And she's like, hey, hey, do not do that on the floor. Don't do it on the floor. And if you're going to take advice married lady, don't do it unless it's a birthday. I'm all right, ladies. I thought for so, I didn't know what was going on there. For some reason, I thought they were like rolling and joined or something. And I thought she was like, no, no, joints on the floor because he had something in his hand or something. But I wasn't, I wasn't sure. I just knew the least was like, oh, television, I'm going to be the boss right now. None of that's okay. Because it'll be in your teeth as well. So he's like, well, sorry, we don't see you coming or we wouldn't have been doing you. If you don't see me coming, if you don't see me coming, don't ever do it on the floor. He's like just kidding. So Jason goes over to 10 to Lisa's table and Ken's just sitting there. He's been there probably like for five hours. They just like wheel him in at like eight in the morning and they're like, okay, you'll just be there for the next few hours. So Ken's like, yeah, you beat him up today, Jason. Just like, I'm sorry. It was a lot of jerk because you were just swinging the pool. Yeah, it's you and the pool is you're just taking photos and the pool. I'm like, you're spock out of you being my pool again. I'm like, you're spock out. Your pool of gorge is by the way. I'm going to take down the honors. I'm going to take the honors of serving you guys today. It's my first day. It's my first day of the server. Why are you showing up now? Are you showing up now? It takes a lot to serve me. Many restaurants are also going to be there. I don't really understand. The lazy. My baby would be right. Grab Brangoon. Is that an option? Okay. So did you get to be my drink? Do you know what my drink is? Do you know what my drink is? Mountain Dew. No. Okay. Well, great way to start, Jason. Congratulations. So at the bar, Natalie is like, oh my god. Is Jason serving her? Oh my god. Well, at least he has charm. It was like not enough. Have you seen the man serve? All right. So I would like the eggplant. All right. No, that's not figurative. Get your hand off your zipper. Get the top of your zipper. Right now, what are the ingredients in the eggplant? He goes, okay. Eggplant. It comes with eggplant. Okay. And what about the crab cake? It usually comes in cake form. It's like crab. It comes in cake form. And it's like a little bit of cream on the side. It's really good. She goes, well, of course, the crab cake comes in cake form. That's what's called a crab cake. You idiot. When you're a waiter, you have to learn the menu backwards and forwards inside and out and upside down and in you and out of you. That's right. I'm not sure what he does. All right. Go back. You know what's sent somebody else? You know what you're going to do? You're going to be a host. He's a charismatic man. You know, he's the kind of face that you would like to meet. He'd hit you walk into a restaurant. And that's where that's where he'll stay. That's where he's going to live now. At the host you've been demoted. You're my new Lala. He's like, honestly, this is kind of a motion for me because now I can just chat it up with everybody at the door. I mean, hey, I'm a great host. Come to sir. Get the coaches balls. They're good. See? Also, did you notice that Jason has like a new hairstyle and every single like seen this episode? Like sometimes it's like big bang. Sometimes it's up. Sometimes it's like swept to the side. It's like having some continuity errors here. Yeah. I think that he probably got some advice from a hair flicker or whatever. But yeah, and he looks different with each hairstyle. One of them and it wasn't the hair. It's just the way it made his face. Looked, he'd look just like Melania. Jew Dice. I was like, oh my god. As a little girl, like he had as the little girl face of Melania. I was like, oh, this is so weird. I find it so attractive. But at the same time, like you're a baby Melania. Jew Dice like sitting on sushi in the grocery store. Yeah. Yeah. He definitely has like different looks with different ones. But I'm going to have to read. I'm going to have to look back at that to see the Melania connection because I feel like you'll see it next time. I'll tell you once I've pointed it out. You'll see because I kind of thought it last week and I didn't think much of it. But then this week I saw it a couple of times. I was like, oh my god, he's a Jewish child. How did this happen? Well, Jersey, you know. Jack and Jill went up the hill in their new convertible roadstep. The handling was good and under the hood was a hybrid electric motor. Then you set of wheels came with a great deal thanks to their experience score. They got a better rate because their score was in shape. Now their walking days are no more. Better your experience credit score to help unlock better rates on car finite. Experience better your score better your story. Hey guys, it's G. K. Barri here from the Saving Grace podcast and this week my podcast is sponsored by L'Oreal Paris True Match Foundation and Infallible 3-Second Setting Mist. So if I hadn't mentioned I've been in my wife's up era for a while now, it's secure. It's reliable. 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So they go and they are going all the way up their capes on and everything. They get their wands and Chris is like, this is my favorite part of the movie and I was just like the wand. He's like, no, the part where you know they get naked in film content is not the same movie. Oh no, no, I was thinking of a totally different, totally different franchise. Yeah, it's like, yeah, you know, like the part where they like they have to choose their what. Of course, the only fans guy is favorite part is the stick picking part. Of course it is. Getting that from the rut, ballick symbol. So Greg's like, okay, we have specific character wands over there. And like any that have gold, you're going to be able to use that one as several locations to do some limited magic. So watching limited magic. So funny that they say limited magic. Like the lawyers say we're not allowed to promise full magic because that may have that may build an expectation that we don't want to be sued by people who bought this thinking they could do full magic. So unfortunately, we can only offer limited magic. Thank you. So when the floor opens up and the savander pump comes up, I've been doing limited magic for years. Slip bump. Limited magic. That's what the LA Times described how a food has. So Chris is like, I could be dumbledore. Dumbledore. You are not a double door. What are you talking about? So I was like, I'm so on the fence. What to do back. But this is like universal days. Like so amazing. Like, what do I do? What am I going to do back. So they go and they have a magical magical day universal. We see them do some magic. They picked their wands and they go in front of this window and they have to say magic thing. And Chris can't do it. He keeps waiting it in the shape he's supposed to and then saying the magic thing and it won't work. And then she does it and it does work. But we don't see the magic. Do we? I think it just plays music. I thought it was going to move and light up. But I thought this was like not a great advertisement for this thing. It was magic. It didn't work because they did it in front of the window. I thought like something was going to shine in the window. You know, like put a hologram or something. But they also have to like work on their limited magic, you know, technology because the truth is there could be a lot of dumb dumbs. We're going to come up to that and like do their wand thing. If they can't get it to work, they're going to lose faith. So like you have to make that like really like you like what you got to like improve your wand technology. Okay. Yeah, make an effort. So Chris is like, well, never thought I would have enough like that. I would have a clock with a wand. He's like, I know how to work my magic. Trust me. I'm good with work in magic. Did anybody see my protein content this week? It's pretty big. Then they leave the one the wizarding world of Harry Potter and they go over to a Jurassic Park ride where Audrey has reveals a part of her personality that maybe Chris could have found out about if he'd asked her about it. And she says, I don't like dinosaurs. I don't really believe in them. I think someone made it up. I was like, we make a lot of money off this dinosaur thing. I'm like, such you're a dinosaur conspiracy theorist. So he's like, yeah, but there's like a Bible literalist or whatever. Or they're like, that's the worst. Huh? What is it? Tannin. It's a bunch of hunky-dory made up to everybody believes in some cold evolution. I just love like I love when people pick and choose like what thing is they just choose to just believe in. I don't believe in castles. I think those are just houses that people are starting to say are castles. They can make money off them for TV shows and tours. But even if you are that stupid like, and you really think dinosaurs are just made up, you're old enough to know how stupid that sounds like what's wrong with you? You're supposed to be kind of the guiding force on this show. You're supposed to be like the normal one. Yes, isn't good. We are not good when Chris is our voice of reason. And I love that his voice of reason is, yeah, but there's like archaeology shit and fossils and stuff. And she goes, well, I've never met an archaeologist. Oh. So the new conspiracy theory is that that dinosaurs aren't real because honestly, has anyone ever met an archaeologist? Is that even a real job? Are there real archaeologists? Guys, follow the breadcrumbs. Follow the fossils. She's like, big dinosaurs running around. They just all died by like a meteor. A meteor. A meteor. A meteor. A police like a meteor is going to destroy us either. Meteors don't even exist. I mean, come on. And we all know the universe, those stars. That's just a blanket that someone puts on top of the trees, right? He doesn't seem to mind though. He's like, well, this is probably one of the best days I've ever been on. Yeah, everything feels right. You know, I do kind of ask myself am I ready to go all the way to like maybe ask her to be my girlfriend? Maybe. Maybe. So now they go to the art. He's love Boobar. So what's really called? Because I know the island on Jurassic Park is called Islam Newbar, but they call it Boobar. I don't get it. So they order a Bahama Mama, which Audrey does believe in. By the way, it's so funny because she's like a manifestor, which is like, I think isn't that kind of like putting blind faith into things that you can't see or know, but like trusting that they're going to like turn up beautifully for you. But you're like, but I won't, but I draw the line of dinosaurs. Yeah. Is she well, the manifestor is Venus, but he did, he did, he was teaching her manifesting or something. She's learning. Yeah, she's a baby manifestor. You, you manifest a dinosaur. There's one right behind you. So he's like, well, Bahama Mama, you could be my Bahama Mama. She's like, uh, this guy's a nurse. I mean, she's got a point. I don't really believe in me there. Believe in dinosaurs? No, I don't believe in dinosaurs. Like dinosaurs are to Audrey is how I think of decent men on Vanderkrumper rules. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't believe. I thought you said for the meteor. I thought you said, you know, but Audrey does have a point. I don't believe in them either. I don't believe him. I think he's foolish. It as well. So they sit down with their Bahama Mama's after, you know, which is the customer drink that you have after a dinosaur experience. And Audrey's like, so how are you feeling since the trip and everything? He's like, you mean the trip to Iowa, New Bar? That was very exciting. Those dinosaurs. You really should reconsider your stance on this. No, no, to Paso. Oh, uh, in regard to what? I don't know. Like, in regards to everything us, all that us. How do you feel? Do you want to break up with me instead? Because that's making a lot easier for me. Yeah, because she hears she is. She wants to have another relationship talk. He's like, hi, we've been dating for three days. So, but he doesn't. And he's like, well, you know, like I'm not casually seeing anybody else. I've been kind of focused on this. So I'm pretty happy with where we're at. And they're like, come to point where like, I need like it's going to have to like jump to the next step, you know? So I've been thinking about that. And she's like, yeah, like we jump or we don't jump. That's the thing. And he's like, yeah, usually this is the part where your panties are off. Like this, I've never got, and I've never had to give this much of the speech. Like you see the shock in his face. And she's like, yeah, well, after the trip, like to Paso this past week, I was like to, you know, taking some time to kind of process stuff. And you know, like I'm like in the same boat where I'm like, what's the next thing? You know, but does there need to be an X thing? Like I don't know, because every time I talk about it, my heart palpitates like, you know, we did talk about that situation with what happened. And we talked about that really well. So that was good. And we see the situation thing in Mad Chicks and Bali. He's like, yeah, well, my heart's palpitating also too, because I just heard that there's only one more trolley that we can get on so we can go on our little tour of the studio. So let's get to that tram. Am I right? She's like, no, no, no, but before we do that, I think it was like really something that I kind of like swept under the rug a little bit because like I just wanted the rest of the trip to be like really fun and awesome. And I think the trip was like a little bit of a test. And like I would really love it if Chris like set up something super romantic. And like the next level romantic connection. And I don't know, that's just kind of what I was missing. I know he's like, we're at Universal Studios. Like it doesn't get more romantic than this. I've never made this much effort. I don't know what else you're expecting. I just saved you from a robotic dinosaur. And I kind of taught you magic. So I mean, when you're looking for romance, I mean, what else do I have to do? Do we have to do I have to literally take you to Springfield? Do I have to take you into the Magic Kingdom right now? I mean, what's going on? We just got magic. So she's like, yeah, maybe I'm in the place where like I need to take a step back. And he's like, oh, oh, okay. Getting dumped over a Bahama mama on the best day of my life. So yeah, step back. So you're saying like long story short, you're just like more friendly vibes. And she's like, well, more than I mean, we're not friendly vibes, but like moving forward, I'd rather go in that direction. I'd like us to erode down into friendship. He's like, I don't even think I'm able to process my emotions right now. I'm just so confused. I mean, if I were to bet my life on it, I would have 100% assumed that she wanted to be with me. And maybe I completely misjudged this whole situation. Yeah. So, um, want to just take our drinks and head out and walk towards the front. He's like, so we're not going to do the Shrek 40 experience. Wow. All right. With my romance, I'm getting dist before I tried to put a spell on Super Mario. Kick in the balls. Wow, getting dumped at Universal Studios after a VIP tour over Bahama Mama's front by a girl that doesn't believe in dinosaurs. I mean, I mean, I mean, at least, at least go take the Kung Fu Panda ride first. But that's rough. By the way, I feel like I would do the dumping at the garage. So that way, you have an easy exit. Because now you have to be with each other as you exit a theme park, which is never as swift as you want it to be. Even though Universal Studios Hollywood is not that big, you still have to like, way through crowds together and like, probably go the bathroom one more time, maybe pick something up from a locker. Like, I'm doing the dumping the moment, like my footsteps into the Jurassic Park thing, which is the name of the! Do it while you watch him pay the $50 for parking on the way out. You know, you're going down that hill and then just jump out of the car and take the metro back home. Just don't do it at Bahama Mamas. Okay, well, if that wasn't sad enough, let's go to Kim's apartment. I don't even know what's going to happen. We know it's going to be sad because it's a Kim's place. Let's go over there. Have you ever noticed how chaotic that little studio is? It's not chaotic because it's little. I'm emphasizing the little part because the furniture is all at strange angles because I guess they're trying to maximize the space to do some, but it's a small space. So it's just like the sofa's at one angle, but the desk is at another angle and everything is just like wacky funhouse in there if you really look at it. Yeah, angled furniture in a small space doesn't really work. You need to just hug walls. Okay, find a wall and hug it. Okay, please. It's all white. And there's nothing on the walls. It's just like this strange and depressing in there. It feels like a padded cell. And this is when it goes to shit and we see a perfect example of sometimes what straight ladies can do to gay pride. And this is why you should not have straight people planning gay pride. Okay, there are gay people at gay pride for a reason. Okay, Venus, you were put in charge of gay pride because you are the only gay. Okay, so you're supposed to do gay pride. Don't ask your straight friends to come in and do the music and do everything else. Okay, this is gay pride. So I'm saying this because he asked Marcus to DJ. So Marcus is going to DJ. So he's going over song list and Kim's like, I made a list. Gaga Madonna. I don't know. YMCA. That's always a good one. Kitty Perry. Passha. She starts maybe. I like them. I like that. You're like you're like, mid-named, those lists. And I'm like, oh my god, totally. She's totally rooting up like secretly. I'm like, well, no, that she got it. She had it. Okay. But then she got to like YMCA. And I forget what the song was. It wasn't YMCA, but it's like, it's something like that. You know, it's like, oh, come on. No, this is like a straight person's idea of gay pride. Please. I know. And Marcus is like, what? That's crazy. I obviously, I personally was just very impressed that she knew who Madonna was. Anytime I see someone from Gen Z, who knows Madonna, I'm always like, wow. Because someone on this show didn't, right? Who was it on this show that didn't know who Madonna was? Was that Jason? It was like Jason. Yeah. But I guess that's not surprising. He's like, isn't she an actress? Like the fact that he, the fact that he, like, actress was the first, like, label that he attached to Madonna is the most hilarious thing still. But it's also the best compliment Madonna's ever gotten. So I know seriously. So the kiss and Marcus is like, how do you think every, how do you feel with what's been going on with us lately? Like we've been doing pretty good for the past two days. And she's like, yeah, we're great. Like there's still circumstances where we have tips. But I feel like we're going like it a good comfortable pace. Could you tell the couch a little bit? I'll be good. I want to trip. I want it. We walk into the room. I want the couch to be at a similar angle to the desk, but definitely not the same angle. So it looks like they're sort of aligned. But when you look farther at it, you perad it. You realize they're not aligned. Okay, babe. I'll do that for you. You want to live with me someday? She's like, well, I just love having my own space with strange angles. Yeah. But I feel like you'd only want to live with me if you were pregnant or if I was engaged to you. She's like, yeah, that's true. But like I've been thinking about a lot though. And like we make the same, we make some, we made some choices in like, I mean, you went off of birth control and basically we found out that she went off birth control. What the fuck? Okay. So she doesn't want to move with in with you unless she's pregnant. So you want to get her pregnant? What the fuck? You guys break up. You were kidding. It's your morons. So she's gone off birth control. This is crazy. And she's like, yeah, it's not it's that didn't come from you wanting to have a child. Like it just came for me being really mad, really bad at taking them. So I was like taking them anyway. It's like I just stopped taking them. So okay. So you're great. Great. You guys are in a dysfunctional toxic relationship. And now you're going to maybe like, just have a baby out of it. It's a marketing experience. Yeah. And then Marcus is like, says that she took her, she went off of birth control without telling him. Oh, oh, God. So you're trying to trick him. Him. No, what are you doing? He's like, he was like, you fucking little shithead. Like you were totally trying to have sex to me all that time. Oh my God. It's like, well, we talked about it so many times. Like, if if anything were to happen, we're both fully on board and we want that for each other. And he's like, you still feel that way. She's like, yeah, of course, I think you'll be a great dad. I'm like, based off of not anything we've seen on the show, right? There's something that's on the editing room floor. Just want to know. Yeah. Where's this evidence? What are you two talking about? Yeah, you need you should have have to get a license to have children. This is crazy. The rest of us have to deal with those little fuckers running into the street when they're not watched, you know, or like stealing our mail, whatever those little rascals are doing. But like she doesn't want to have a baby right now, which is funny. Yeah, she does. She stopped taking on birth control pills and didn't tell him. So come on. But he actually really wants to have a kid. He's like, very excited. I think he would have loved to have had a surprise kid. But she's like, no, not right now. And so they talk about their timeline and then she talks about wanting to get engaged in the next year, then married in the next few years. And then I'm going to have to assume the divorce is about 18 months after that. And then she goes, I don't know. And then we'll have a, we'll have a child. And he's like, so basically they want to do it in the next two years. He likes and she's like, yeah, because even if like we break up, you'll still be a good dad. He's like, yeah. So yeah, this is just not good. I mean, I think this is we need to get involved. Somebody needs to do something. I feel so helpless as a viewer, you know, like I need to do something. What can I do? What can I do? But but birth control in their water. Like how do I do it? Just I've talked one of them and sent them to like a different continent. So then, so then at the video shoot, which by the way, in this climate, I take that back. So now we go to a video shoot and we have Shane Davis. And he's he's now in front of the camera and he's doing a scene. He's like, the black diamond, where'd you get this? Oh, it's my husband's black diamond. Why do you ask me? I'll give you $200,000 for it. I wish that once. Yeah. So he tells us, and he ain't doing what we call a vehicle mic, we're drama. They're an hour and a half long movies. It's very soapy cut to two minute episodes. Have you ever watched a micro drama? No, I only recently heard about them. And I hear that they're like all the rage, but I don't know how does how do people even see their crazy? I watch them with my friends. It's nuts. It's a whole thing like you pay for that. Like you have to pay for them that you watch the first maybe two or three for free. And then they're like, okay, you want to watch a whole thing? It's 1999 or $3 an episode for 50 episodes or something. It's crazy. And they're really still so poppers. Basically, they'll be like, I love that. The one I watched was a girl and Dr. Clat. No, a girl who went out and she got drugged by a guy. And then the guy tried to take advantage of her. But another guy saw that she was getting drugged at the bar and took her drink and drank it himself. So she couldn't drink it and then fought the guys that she drugged and then that's the end of the first one. And then the second one, she saves him from the bar and he wakes up and they fall in love. But then she passes out because I guess she was drugged. Then the next one, she's in class the next day at doctor school or whatever. And her teacher, the new doctor in town, that's going to teach him is the guy from the bar. But he doesn't remember because he was drugged. And then, oh, and then they also had sex in that car. And this is only six minutes into it. Okay. And then the next one, she is like this big secret. And he feels up for her, but he doesn't understand why he can't because she's a student. And then the next one, she finds out she's pregnant. But how did this happen? I mean, it's just the dumbest thing. I was like, this cost $50 to watch this. Oh my God, let's make a micro drama. I love this. I've heard about these, but I'm like, we're just one see them. Are they on Instagram or they on their own platform? He describes it. The micro drama network platform things that you get them see. And this is the thing. This is why then sometimes the networks are so stupid because we want this shit. Okay, they don't help. They don't support their soap operas. The soap operas all go off there. They all die. But we also want it. And so we find it and we find it life finds a way. Okay. Jurassic Parking Structure. Life finds a way. But so she's trying to get chaos. Chaos theory. Yeah, I'm here shooting what we call a vertical micro drama. Not talking about my dick. Eity, they're hour and a half long movie. It's like very showby. And you just kind of into two minute episodes. I was like, wow, that is literally so genius. And you only have to do like two minutes at a time. The young Ben, young Ben who came to Hollywood to be a writer is like, why did this not exist in 2001? Oh my god, right? These two little two-minute movies. Oh my god. Well, they are. They're two minutes, but they're 50 episodes. So you're still writing like a full length thing, but it's cut up into these two minute little clips. So it's just writing like cliffhanger, cliffhanger, cliffhanger, cliffhanger, writing 50 cliffhangers basically into a whole movie or whatever. So Shane gets paid tens of choice commercials, you know, I'm down. So it's 10 to 15 grand per thing and he's done nine this year. He's like, yeah, I mean a lot of money this year. So then Jason comes to the set. And Shane is like, Shane's just talking to this guy Steve and then he's like, caught. So Jason, Shane meets up with Jason and Shane's like, I brought Jason here to get his foot in the door to be a working actor because he just started out. I love that Shane is like the big bro to these guys. He's like, guys, I'll show you how the industry works. I know someone who has appeared, which makes me pretty cool in film circles. So come on in guys. Yeah, he's like the old man actor of the set. Where's the guy I've been doing the for ages guys are dumb 10 micro dramas just see see come on in come on in any questions please don't hesitate. Jason's like, wow. So what are you playing today? He's like, I'm a high end pawn shop guy. Jason goes, I've done a few verticals myself. I mean, I'm actually shooting one next week. I've been acting since I was a little kid. The roles I've had have taken a bit more like bad boy with a boyfriend. I want a branch out. We see pictures flash up on the screen. It's like the bad boy. And it's just him like smiling with with Justin Bieber hair. He's like the boyfriend. This him smiling with like slightly parted Justin Bieber hair. It's like, wow, range. Yeah, wow. Really doing it. It's like watching barrel street. He's like, now I now I have Justin Bieber hair. Now I've got Ryan Cabrera hair. It's range. So she's like, I've seen him do some acting and I think he's got a lot of potential. So then we see them a flashback a month earlier and the two of them were doing a script rehearsal reading back and forth. So Shane's like, okay, all right, three, two, one scene. Okay. I need you guys to try something called a drive by laugh. And just like, okay. So he shows him how to do it. And he's like, I'm in the walk that's you. And I'm going to give you a drive by laugh. You ready? Okay. Okay. So now, now notice, notice how you got insecure about your hair cut just sitting right? Okay. It's because of the drive by laugh. I made you feel that because this house really feeling about your hair on the inside. It's called method drive by laughing. It's like, wait, it's my hair. No, bro, I'm just trying to make you feel insecure about your stupid hair. Okay. May you try it? He's like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, okay. Well, I don't know if that really worked, but once your steam is lowered, it's a better place to work from. Okay. So I made you feel insecure and you became a slightly better actor. Okay. I'll be making fun of you a little bit. Time to penis. Okay. Okay. For this next lesson, I'm going to shoot you 12 times and you're going to see how it changes your life. Okay. Okay. Just stand there. Are you sure that we should be doing this? Yeah. We're from me, bro. Come on. Just stand right there. Okay. All right. You're in position. Where do you want to be shot? I got 12 bullets in this thing. I'm going to introduce him to the producers and the director because he's like this close to getting the drive by laugh. Yeah. It's going to change his life. It's going to change his fucking life. We've got another actor potentially on our hands, potentially. I mean, I say that he doesn't know what's an eggplant. I asked him, hey, what's in the eggplant, Deb? And he said, what's eggplant? I said, okay, maybe the memorization is a little bit lost, but we're going to we're going to we're going to try that out. So, um, Shane's like, so I, you know, uh, we're remember when we're actors, the question is not when we're when we're we're we're just going to say when we're on set, not if we're on set, okay? Because right now when we're on set together, we're going to kill it. It's like, yeah, definitely bro. Soon. By the way, that trip up to Paso. That was crazy. And he's like, yeah, I was stressed. I was like doing the drive by stress to people. No one was picking up on it, but man, I was so stressed. I had a real talk with Angelica. I said, you know what? You know, you're going through a breakup. I'm here for you, but this is too much. I try. I mean, I'm still attracted to Angelica, but God, the dramatic. You know, it's confusing. I told you, your best bet now is for me to be your friend, your friend, the famous micro drama actor. I don't know. She might look, she might look bad as fuck when she comes back with this new city. So, bro, yeah. That was the park the car in front of your last laugh. Okay. And Jason's like, well, a boob job can enhance your personality. That takes fucking therapy or penis pump. But to this day, Angelica still is not giving me a genuine apology. You know, we call that in Jersey. Fake is fuck. Like, could you do it with better hair? What are you doing with your hair right now? His hair is like three triangles sticking in different directions. I look like an upset flamingo. What's happening? An upset flamingo. What the use it over here? So Shane is like, okay, bro, onto more exciting news, bro. How does Natalie do in bro? And Jason's like, well, I know you guys didn't really get along. I see why I probably wasn't working out. I just don't really know your guys situation that much. She's a big heart. She just wants to be loved in a sense. Because Natalie so touchy and lovey like that. And I need that in a relationship. And I just feel like she'd be an awesome girlfriend. I also like that she didn't kiss Shane right away. That's pretty cool. All this, she has a leather jacket. Bad ass. So they call Shane back to saying he's like, yeah, okay, look, I'm gonna end on this, bro. You think you're really fucking good for your dude? You know, and if y'all's friendship becomes something more, you got nothing but support from me, bro. That's right. Yeah. After it's almost after. Drive by support. Yeah. Hey, even if it's temporary, I think he's a, he's a safe space for her. And he's kind of just a safe space for women in general. I mean, do I think Natalie's hot chill? Yeah. But what I want that would be without, but what I want that to be in the way of him pursuing her. Nah, man. Or as I like to say, the people I want to make insecure. Drive by laugh. Drive by laugh. Love you, bro. Yeah, love you, team dog. You right, boy, right, right after market. You're my, you're my number two boy. All right, bro. Right after markets. And if markets didn't exist, you'd be not number one. Okay. If everyone needs somebody to go stand in the middle of a road on and talk about doing math with my dad, it's gonna be you. Maybe one day possibly. Number two, I don't know. We'll see. Why does it feel like Shayna's recruiting or like, ruming Jason to be his drug meal right now? Why does it feel like there are at least about to do some sort of crime? Like, hey, man, just got this call. And basically, what I heard is if you want to be an actor, you got to help me out with this thing. We just got to transport something from Vegas down to down to Wahaka. And just need your help with it. Can you get a private plane that can fly with no questions asked? Okay, bro, almost an actor. You just have to do that. Now let's go hang out with the young gaze at Tom Tom. So we get our first friendship scene with all the gaze hanging out. And Ryan is the server. And he's like, oh my god. Thank God you guys are here. Uh, apparel spreads. Am I right? I'll be right back. Parker's like, can I just get a glass of resay instead? That's my, that's my gay bucket. I fall into it. Ryan's like, I love that. Okay, I'll be right back. Even though I already said, I'll be right back, but I came back and I'm going back. I'll be back again. And being this is like, I've had a busy ass week. Like, I had to make a fire. I'd like, so I have to go print the flyers of the photoshoot we did at least to Tom. It's been like, crazy busy. I took pictures and didn't really do anything with them. So it's been like, nuts. I've got to go to the printer style. It's like, crazy. Yeah, we did a shoot. Parker was four. For good, Bradstie bit bitch. Not even listen to me. Sorry, batch. I was shopping. And I was going to text him. Be like, what are you wearing? I mean, it's like, I was thinking just by dick out on the crown. Wouldn't that be hilarious? It's crazy. I love getting to hang out with gay people because I strapped straight guys. Just don't like talking about that. So Ryan, guys, did you guys want to put in any food? Put in the spicy tuna. So I can eat it too. Oh my god. I'll be right back. So Venus is like, okay. Well, the spicy tuna. We'll have that. Yeah, love balls. You know, we got balls on my mouth. Oh my god. So true. Oh my god. Don't you love when the guys are just with the guys? Yes. They're straight guys. They just don't want to talk about dick. You know, they're just super annoying. You know? So Parker's like, okay, I need to hear it from your own words. What's your type? Because people have been telling me, but I never asked you. He's like, oh my god. People have been telling you what do people tell you? He's like, um, that you look like a burly man. Like, burly. And I'm trying not to say that anymore. Burly. By the way, I love the slow revelation. If you read between the lines, that Parker is totally self, not self-interested. But he's like totally self-absorbed. You know, nothing about Venus's life. He doesn't even know that Venus. He's even doing anything for gay pride. He's like, so what's your type? Even though we're friends, I've never asked you what your type is. I don't know nothing about you. So Venus. Well, I think they're like, okay, we've got three gay guys on the show. So maybe the guy should be friends instead of just accessories to everybody else. So they're like, okay, let's have a, let's have a shot of, let's make a shot of the three gay guys being friends. But yeah, they don't really know each other. So Venus says, I'm so attracted to a big back man, a big back man. I just love a man that hunches over the table and just can eat. So he's like, I've been with anybody since I'm 20 years old, okay? Like, but I need to make a correction when it comes to my sex life, okay? Because like, I got my dicksector one day in the parking lot in West Hollywood. And it was like two years ago, sir. And you know what? I was like, I'm a certain, I've made it. I'm a West Hollywood. I need to fuck somebody in the VIP bathroom. So I found this guy and we went to the bathroom, but then like, took him out to my car. And then it was like the worst blowjob I ever got. But then I shot my calm all the way up to my ceiling. And it was like all over him. And we left and I was like, holy shit. And Parker's like, girl, that's eight years of pent up something. Yeah, I know. I've had so much pent up inside me right now. Like, if I went through a shooting range, I could hit a fucking dartboard in the middle with my seaman. And Ryan, like, comes back. He's like, oh my god, what did I just walk into? I'll be right back. Oh gosh. So Parker's like, um, we were actually just talking about his calm hitting the top of the car and he goes, oh, yeah, we always talk about that. I guess, oh, okay. Well, I guess you know, I guess you know, okay. So you're hosting we hope ride. How do you feel about that? Oh my god. I've been waiting for this moment my whole life. I'm like, always just trying to escape Texas to be here. West Hollywood has like been my safe space for the last five years. Parker's like, what's coming out hard? Like, was what, what was it? It was just just not good. And being like, yeah, well, my mom and dad, they like just weren't, we weren't seeing eye to eye. And I'm like, look, I'm gay. And they're like, we don't get this because like, I've always thrown on the straights that I was be like, take me to Hooters bitch. And that'd be like, you don't have to add the bitch parts to it. We could just say it. Take me to Hooters. And you know, I should be this thing when they came and they said, like, can we take your order? I'd be like, boobies. I'm ordering boobies. Left your boobies. My parents are always confused that when we'd go to like Hooters, I'd be like, you are iconic to every girl. But I just told them that's a very straight thing to say. Yeah. My mom was like, why do you call all the waitresses mother? I mean, my parents should have known I was gay. I mean, when I'm running around at 5th grade with a binder of Joe Jonas, the front picture, okay. Like they should have known I wasn't going to marry a fucking woman. So he talks about moving in with his Mimaw and not seeing his sister, brother for a couple of years. And when I was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. Like, you make me feel so grateful to be from New York. God, every time I meet someone from somewhere like you, I just think, God, thank God, I'm not from there. You know, I mean, I love you. What a tough journey you must have had. God, I'm so glad I didn't have to do the same thing. Stupid, stupid over there. He's like, you seriously? You guys are like strong from wherever it is that you came from. Like, wow, dead ass because yeah, dead ass. And I think me and my family are like in the best position we've ever been because like, I talked to my mom every single day and then my dad watched all of Andrew Pomp Rules because he knew I was working at star. So it's like his way of trying to bond with me, you know, he's like, hey, Malone, he's your real asshole, right? And I'm like, yeah, dad, love you. Love you. I mean, that's like basically my dad having good dick in his mouth. So we're pretty close now. Yeah, my dad didn't like that I was gay, but like now that knows I'm maybe gay and famous. He's like, okay, I guess I'll watch the show. That was actually the sweetest story I've ever heard. Like my dad who didn't accept me watched all of Andrew Pomp Rules to try and understand me. That's a lot. That's a tall order. That's a big yeah. And good for him. And welcome. So Ryan's like, oh my god. And now you have the support system. We will never let that happen again. Okay. We will never I mean, it's not an issue for me. I'm from New York, right? But for you, for you, we will never let you be unsupported. Oh, I can't wait till these queens hate each other. They're probably already do. I love the scene of them being like, oh my god, gay positivity. Yeah. So let's talk about coming out. That's beautiful. Three weeks are going to be like that bitch betrayed me. I know. Seriously, you know, the moment Venus leaves Parker's going to be like, oh, that was painful. Like I literally cannot listen to him Prattalana about himself. Like congratulations. You came out of the closet. Whatever. He likes that, guys. Can you imagine you? And he's from Texas. So glad in New York. So Venus is like, yeah, I took a lot of hardships and perseverance and self development to get to this point. It's a waiter in West Hollywood. But I didn't. And now I'm just in this position of being like the type of person I was wanted to be like, I have a hair crimper now. So in the car, Marcus is wondering who's going to be a sur and Kim's like, because they're going to the beach. So he's wondering who's going to actually be working at the restaurant because it's me. Kenna's birthday beach birthday party. Everyone. And Venus is in the backseat and he just has a rotisserie chicken in the bag and some ranch in a bottle. He's just going to down back there. He's like, I can't wait to get to the beach and just fuck this up. Now I know I kitty Maloney hates him. He stole her gig. Right. Ranch is my thing. So, um, uh, Marcus's like, wow, he's like a goddamn rarer of back. They're eating a whole chicken or jar of ranch in a bag of chicken back there. Um, who does hope? I've never heard of anybody bringing a rotisserie chicken to the beach. That family feud blooper that goes around every few years. But the guy who answered Turkey to everything. You ever see that as the boat's down to like, they're like, name something you'd bring to the beach. He goes, Turkey. He would answer, Turkey to everything. Looks funny. So now they're at the beach and everybody's meeting up. It's me. Kenna's birthday. Who's me. Kenna. Which is like a DJ. Oh, she's a DJ. She's like the one who's teaching Marcus how to DJ. You may notice her. She's over there in the corner, uh, DJing on a silver dollar. But um, so Chris is there and he's like, oh my god, he's apprehensive because it's like Audrey and he's telling people, he tells that me that like, you know, Audrey have, you know, taking it down a notch. Yeah. He's like, oh my god. Well, I'm confused. You know, like, I understand that like thinking back at three, me into a bit of a loop because we're universal or like we're calling it now, versatile. And like, I feel like there's a lot of things I didn't see. And I didn't get it off my chest because like, I couldn't process it in the moment. But everything was so fucking good. And then she's out of nowhere. She cuts things off. The saying we should be friends. And she doesn't believe in dinosaurs and like, the math isn't really math. Thank you. Do you believe in math? I'm bored. I'm demmy. I don't want to hear about anymore. So then, um, Audrey and Parker arrive and Audrey's like, yeah, it really sucks breaking up with someone that you still like. And I think I'm just like trying to realize like what I deserve and put myself first. I just, I hope he doesn't hate me. So they all come up and it's like saying hi and everything. But there's like awkwardness. And meanwhile, Marcus pulls him to the side. He's like, hey, babe, let's go stand over here on the beach together. And he's like, everyone's gonna think I'm proposing to you. And so he pretends to get down on the knee and everything and he can laugh and literally no one cares about this little antique like no one's even paying attention. Yeah. So then, um, VNS gives him some love and stuff. And Chris is like, well, VNS, you look so there. So then Chris tries with Audrey, who's just like in a mood. And so he's like, hey, Audrey, it's like, hey, it's like having fun. She's like, yeah, okay, me too. Yeah, blast. Yeah, she's, yeah. He's like, okay, well, I guess we should have a chat eventually, but like, I guess we just need to have some time. Yeah, unless you think otherwise. Yeah. Okay. Well, great. Great talking. Just make them make him an effort here. I just, I feel really awkward. I feel weird. I feel like Chris was really trying to push a dinosaur agenda with me like archaeologists are those even real people? I don't think so. I mean, he's my friend. I like talking to him every single day, but like, I don't know. How do we have such a different worldview? So then, um, now they're gonna play some volleyball and they play volleyball. It's really fun. And then they're finished. So now it's time to pack up and go and they're gonna go to a bar called tarot 12. So they, they get there. And Jason, Jason's like doing content. He like, pulls out his phone and say, hey, everyone, this is what a California bar looks like. Callie. Crazy different isn't it? Yeah. Callie bars. Um, so Venus is flashing the video. And then Audrey is sitting on Parker and pretending to lick his feet and stuff. And Jason goes up to hug Natalie and he's like, what's that being? She's like, being, recall me being. He's like, little being, you know, like a lima bean, something. She's like, um, yeah. Okay. Well, I need to fix my lips because it's been like hours since I fixed my lips. Like, what kind of fucking monster am I? A bean monster? Like, what kind of be a monster, being? Lama bean. I'm like, like really like a sad that he called me a lima bean. Like, that's so wrong. And so then she pulls out, she's pulling stuff out of her person and then under our flops out by accident. And it's like, oh my god, hilarious. Oh my god. Yeah. I got to, well, I got to fix my lips because we're about to be making out with people. Yeah. Because I love making out with people, you know what? He's like, are you? He's like, yeah, who are you going to make out with? He's like, nobody. Oh, really? Because I don't know, like what says about me, but like, I just think that like, there's something so chic about people having like a couple of drinks just like making out with people. Isn't that wild? She's like, Alison's here. Alison said I can make up with her. And Alison's just pretty girl who's hanging out with them. And he's like, oh my god. I'm so jealous. You're going to make out with Alison. She's like, yeah. And Alison goes, yeah, you're hot. She's a hotie Jason. Sorry. Don't be jealous. And I was like, oh my god, you're hot. Yeah, Jason. Don't be jealous. Don't want to, don't want to make out with Natalie. Just make Jason jealous. Hey, Natalie, you want to make out? You want to make out? Yeah, let's make out. Don't make Jason jealous. They make out right in front of Jason to make him jealous. And he's like, wow, I'm like so jealous. Maybe we should all kiss. But then they just keep kissing. And she's like licking her face. Her make out is so like, the way Natalie makes out, she really does make out like, oh, looks so face of the person, like a mama cat. She really goes in and comes like, we're not at a frat house. Like we're literally at an open bar. Like I can't imagine why Jason would think that they're about to have like a threesome. Cause look how excited he is. Like gross. So it's good to see that Kim is still the ray of sunshine on the scoop of people. So the producer asks if Kim and Marcus would have a threesome. And she's like, no. And Marcus goes, yeah, maybe she'd be down to like, for a murder threesome, we're like, we have a threesome. And then she kills us both. That's her type of threesome. But that was kind of the Chris. So Chris goes up to Audrey. And Chris is like, so there's like a lot I want to say, like we had a really good conversation. But after that conversation, I was kind of like, I wish I'd said something. And said I went back to that window and tried to make it work with them. I want still didn't work. I don't know what's wrong with me. Anyway, I didn't really know, I didn't really want to like get into how I was feeling because I wanted to give you your space. Cause like, you were really upfront about everything. She goes, yeah, yeah. Okay. Can you say more than yeah? And now to me today, I'm just okay, whatever. I mean, I just, I don't want to hook up with someone and just have fun. Like, I'm 31 now. And I'm over that. I want something real. I want something genuine. I want something that's going to last. I'm not fucking good at this, at this kind of shit. Cause I've been focused on myself and everything like that. And like, literally two days ago, I was going to like call Parker. I'm like, I just love you. It was you. It was always you. I'm just a boy saying in front of girl asking her to love me. Here's a boom box up in my head. What else do I have to do to you? Yeah. You know, I was going to call Parker and I was going to be like, yo, I want to like cook her some food. I'm like, do something different. Like, I don't know. Chicken with balsamic on it or something. Cause it's all about the protein. You know what I'm saying? I'm really trying to put myself out there. So Audrey knows exactly how I feel. Like, I don't want to lose her. I don't want to lose her from my life. Like, she's so amazing. She made magic happen at Universal Studios. When they should get the money to do that. Huh? She's like, yeah, I mean, look, like we had this conversation yesterday and like, I don't want to be the reason that you're saying these things now. It's like, no, no, the thing is with me like when I'm with you, I feel really free. And with you, everything's just so natural. You literally could do limited magic. And I could be who I am. And you bring that out of me in a weird way. And I feel like I noticed that pretty recently. Well, I wouldn't say recently, but like two weeks ago. And that's when I was like, I don't know. That's when I started to really think about possibly having a future with you, a future where I go to Ballion. I don't know, bang chicks. And I come back and like, I don't know. I just want to see where things go. And it's like, Audrey, I want you. I want us. I fucking like you a lot. She's just like, uh, I know. She goes, I know. I know. But I want to prove it. She's like, oh, yeah. And so she's like, I'm feeling like a million different emotions right now. Like, I guess like, I'm really happy. He's telling me those things. But like, why didn't he tell me earlier? I mean, it seems genuine. But like, maybe if he told me before I said the other stuff, because like, what if I said the other stuff and then it made him tell me this stuff, you know what I mean? Whoa, I don't know what you're thinking right now and you're confessional. But I just got to vibe and it's really confusing me. I don't know if there's questions about that. I don't know what the doubts are. But like, if there's, let me know. Please let me know. She's like, well, I just, I was liking the pace we were going at. And I still do. I just, I'm just need to read a just he's like, yeah, that makes sense. So it seems like they're back together. Well, she says, I hope he's worth a second chance. Don't don't don't. Yeah, your instincts, I think are correct. Natalie, I think you should just say, I mean, he's he's he's he seems nice and everything. And I'm not saying you should just dump the dude because he hasn't only fans like who doesn't. But yeah, I think her instincts are probably right. He seems just kind of like a a show type of thing. He's trying to get a storyline going. Come from a place of hand, not from a place of meaty or get it. Yeah. Although, I mean, I don't know. I'm not thinking so much about this relationship. I've already thought way too much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And like, you know, I'd like to see who's got. I'd like to see Demi hook up and I'd like to see the old guy come back and be part of the cast. I'd like them to see them have the 50 year old guy hanging out with everybody because he's the one who got in a motorcycle accident gear. Not gear, Moll. What's the guy's name? Who got in a motorcycle accident that was dating. Natalie and that's why they were fighting. They were fighting over the old guy. I would like it because I think he's okay now. So I think he should come back and bring some 50 year old energy into it. Yeah. There you go. That's that's how you do it. Go to Punta Cano. That's how you do it. Yeah, fun times. 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