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Back in the studio. Back in the studio. Looking on the back. There it is. We got it. We got it. I mean, I said not to and he did it. I said that was just cerebral. That was right there. Back in the studio off that Julio cams got a little. I did it. See, it's funny. You cannot say. All right. There we go. How are we feeling Bob? I'm feeling good. I'm feeling great. You look like you're ready to go to a New Year's party right now. Right now. It's 11am. You're literally ready to go pop champagne right now. You have slacks. These are golf fans. These are golf fans. Name one club you own. Club driver. No. You don't want to drive. You're literally ready to celebrate right now. You can do that. You are ready. You're literally ready to celebrate right now. Yeah, you look not only is it several days earlier But it's also 11 a.m. And we're not going to a party. No, no. Yeah, and you're ready to celebrate you Have you look like you stole a middle school or shirt? You are 27 with two children and you have a shirt that says thugs need hugs with puppies on it grow up I look like I own a business. No, you look no you look like oh hold on. Do you hear that? I don't hear it preppy pee preppy pee Because I'm preppy preppy pee Oh, it's a lot of pelvis pelvis preppy pee preppy pelvis, you know what you know honestly I Mean that's so messed up. I come to work. You know dressed like I care. Yeah cam comes like I care You look like you rated a sixth grade lost and found why don't Robbie looks like on the part time he sells eight balls I mean and and pierce he dresses like a cartoon character. I mean I kid I kid I give you $500,000 every Tuesday morning and I could guess what pierce is wearing I'd be like you what pierce gonna work big Belbuckle blue jeans and ostrich boots and a water skater. I mean come on I mean come I mean whatever Malachi is in the sixth grade. He's got clothes Sure does I mean Whenever your son's born he's immediately gonna be in a fortune 500 executive party with the Lulu lemon a dual-toned dual toned collared shirt With your slacks because you don't own a golf club you these are golf pants lift your lip I want to see what's actually I want to see what's actually oh You got me you tried to get me and you couldn't get me You know why because Voldemort I was sleeping on those private socks as well those socks that I've been working for three weeks I was sleeping in them and then she would put her head under the covers and she goes I'm going to leave you if you don't and like I can't I can't breathe I was just about to say at what point does it affect others because like that's an actual question You wait think about this you wear your socks. No joke No pod you wear your socks for five to six days. Yeah, that's not that shouldn't be allowed Yeah, some should not be a real thing somebody told me somebody close to me told me I smell like I'm in a vegetative state Like I've just been stuck And like I do have a stale I have a stale odor sometimes your yeah your pheromones like old dude It's like the man. Yeah, like a 60 year old. I'm like gah leap It's like a moth ball like like a pork chop very blue collar Then you get dressed for work. Yeah, it's like oh he owns a super yacht But he smells like death you smell like the grim reaper is just just totin behind you. Hey, I'm paid and I own everything This is my friend death You smell like he's literally right there. You look great You know but but a lot of the time you get more comments about how negatively you smell than I do Because you use I try to sweat like a chimera. I don't like it's not okay. How much I sweat I don't what's a chimera? It's it's a mythical creature. Of course it is It's a myth grow up very much a blue-tailed white dragon blue eyes white dragon Okay, sorry But I'm saying like you on you I activate my trap card mirror force All right go you try to smell good And that's the thing you try to smell good and then it always Play the try to smell good game I've physically watched you shoot Louis Vuitton meteor on your scrotum on your actual skin Did not say I did that before I got my physical scene you do that I have never took cologne of the highest level of oils and sprayed my genitalia I I do that I do the nationwide standard. Yeah, I go neck neck crease crease wrist wrist on pop Yeah, you go neck neck neck neck neck neck Arm arm arm sack sack but go that's you that's you I don't but I don't want to play the game of I Try to smell good, but the thing is that the scent that I am overly spraying and I'm spraying on play probably plays that are unhealthy It smells good after you smell like diapers and formula because whatever Selection happened brother. I go how I start smelling probably call it nice probably go home get a shower get to bed Yeah, you go. Oh, we got two more stops. That's fine That's you that's you you you you have you have refilled your bottle of designer fragrance Three times in a calendar year. Yeah, that's on her. No, it's not that no, it's not crazy at all P You have refilled one but that is first off. That's the equivalent take the refill out imagine going through Three refills so four bottles of cologne in one year 365 days I wear 365 days out of the year, but you wear enough for a month No, it's not the reason is because you have a grotesque amount of colognes 90% of knockoffs I mean you got so much clone I only have one bottle I have one bottle clone that is my smell. I can't also not true I that's all I have you have the guy with you have the guy with the pack no No, I haven't had him in like a year that was 2024 that was 2024. We're in 2026 now Bob. We're getting there now I'm just saying and and um I Am that maybe that is a resolution I have less clone. No more options of cologne. Oh, there you go more options Yeah, you said that yeah, you said that but you need to act on I am insecure about my fragrances I'm really secure about cologne because I smell for other people like I don't smell for myself your problem You got a smell for yourself. No, but I'm something that makes you happy you get dressed for yourself Yeah, but I like the same way I get your hell. I'm in sweats and some nice tinnies I could tell you dress for yourself. No, I can tell You look like you're about to go acquire someone's business after this so you do that for yourself makes you feel good Yeah, I smell the way I want to smell if you don't like it come Yeah, but I and but that makes other people uncomfortable right and it's who I got comfort and now who do you got a comfort? Oh 2026 is the year of Voldy the year of you doing it for yourself now. There's no more fragrances for others There's no more fragrances for others. Yeah, you do fragrance Voldemort loves me so much that I could literally spray poop sprays on me and she like oh it smells like She's like let's snuggle and watch a marathon. Yeah, it's your smell. I mean, it's just me Can we quickly talk about that going into the new year? Yeah, you need to understand that you have a you have a mythical woman Oh, yes, she is not of earth. Yeah the way of these other women are yeah She could live if you were selling flavor lollipops. She's first in line. She's mine six of them If you if you smelled like it. Oh, give me a big huggy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my tough tears disgusting I'm starting to see insects crawling gather in there. Don't worry. I'll get him out. Yeah, she's the best I mean, that's the only way that's the only way I would find love is if there's somebody like that, you know I found it, but speaking of my tough, right? So We filmed last week's episode before your gender reveal. This is after the gender reveal, right? Can I say kind of talk about your gender reveal? Let's talk about cams gender reveal, right? now I Know everybody in your family. Yes, sir. I know everybody on live side your side and in between I know everybody yes people significant others. We've been around each other for almost a decade. You're like Nostradamus Yes, I'm like I'm like a adopted family member to that family. Yes, so I'm comfortable with everybody I see I'm like you're that white person that lives in Oklahoma. Yep. There's another one, but I know y'all You've cooked for me before there you go spit it out, but I appreciate it a lot of salt I mean God just a lot of salt and it's straight from him. I salt on salt So I so this would happen when I went into your gender reveal and you didn't see this. I maybe you did so I Walk into cams mansion, right? I walk into the house. Very standard house. Everybody was kind of there already There's a lot of family that was there. They're all in the living room. Yes, sir. I come in with Voldemort Everybody what's up? Uncle P is here Yeah, no, I'm not Not now I'm not trouble. He's gonna wait. Wait, wait, wait still upset I'm so sorry. I walk into the house. Everybody is in the living room, right? There's it's like a big square. Yes, sir Malachi is there right and I love my boy. You know guys my bowl. That's your bow I was soon as I walk into the house. I'll say my hello's to everybody. Give me my bowl Come here. I need to see my nephew now nephew was feeling a little rambunctious, right? He was he was in his moving around state So I see him and he's on the floor now. Everybody seated Looking at the floor looking at this beautiful. He's the main attraction, right now The party cams party gender reveal was like a Christmas themed gender reveal Yes, and it was optional, but you were instructed to wear a Christmas sweater. Yes, sir I got a ugly Christmas sweater that was too small, right? But it was a crop top Christmas sweater might have been a medium I don't know. I don't know how that was purchased like I don't know how you didn't go. Holy This is small. I saw all of your navel. Yeah, so I didn't realize that until the party when I put it on and so I See Malachi. I see Malachi and I'm so excited. I Want to hug him mm-hmm to hug him. I'm six foot eight I didn't want to say though, you know, I mean good man. Good man. Leave that in the past. There we go. Oh my god Leave that new year. Yeah, you know, you've six seven in the new year six seven And so so I'm six foot eight Malachi is two foot even if that So I've been down to go see Malachi everybody's talking. Oh uncle P. How are you paying? How is everything going? How's the new truck? How's your mom? How's your dad? I'm like good good. Give me your Malachi and I've been down like so Right impressive knees already. I'm bending down like so talking to my nephew now. Remember I got a crop top sweater on I Feel cold Down my back feel a breeze When I say the room went silent everybody went yeah I'm like what the everybody gets so quiet like that grab the kid wrong. What am I doing? I look back to look at everybody everybody's like this Everybody's looking up that new bold you got a new bold up there cam Bull the more goes paid and come here. She takes me the next room She goes just baby you got to put on an undershirt and I said why what happens? She goes, babe, everybody just saw your tough in a little bit of crack We got plumber Pete at the party Just I mean dark hair and it's like and and this is the first time I haven't shaved my tough in a lot like I've got it Is it's disgustingly thick you are prepared for hibernation. No, no, I can't get demonetized again I literally can't afford it And so like this is like two minutes into the party Everybody has seen my my the top my little nub on the top of the crack and all my tough Barricade God you do a little nub. I do have a little nub little extra bone back there I'm thinking at one point. I had a tail. I think you did Not my boy not my boy come here Preston look away You became fully human and that was your order. Yeah, so like all your family saw my tough and I felt the uncomfortability immediately now I was about to go down the funniest of paths, but I don't why go ahead They're good. Mmm. I couldn't someone there. That's all the time. She's been had some racist comments. No way. No way Somebody's a little ritual. No, not actually. Oh, I'm not actually I'm saying but we know who would oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, I knew it. I knew it boy Told you not to let him in I kicked him out. He said get him off my grandbaby That I mean I mean that is you got a lot of family man. I love I love it God love that sweater though like just genuinely it was worse when it was so no no the sweater was lit You're tripping that had battery literally lit. Yeah, dude. Did you do that? Small bro. No, no, I don't know what that irks me when you don't when you don't try on and I don't believe in trying to bond I and that's so backwards from society. I hate it when you go to buy you go you buy a car you test drive it You look at it truck. I just bought in test drive it. I don't like trying stuff. That is true But that's don't that is so strange. No, it's not you buy a pair of shoes You put it on your foot you see if it feels good. No, I don't do that I genuinely don't believe on trying you need to be studied. That's not that's not you're like you're like 1.1 of the 1% I don't believe on I don't believe in trying on clothes at all It's it's such a nuisance and it's a hindrance to my day and it leaves so much room for error How do I would argue it is Literally the complete opposite how so buying some without trying it on yeah is the the ultimate room for error Oh my god, this thing's way back here than I thought holy shit. This is way too tight You try it on you see exactly how the car would fit no I'm saying yes, it will tell you if it fits or not. I'm talking about getting to that point. I hate it I hate Grabbing something off the rack. I in my heart. I like it right in my heart. I'm like, I know I want this Yes, I want this so if no one's I want something. I'm just gonna get it right. Oh my god I'll take what comes with I could never you are just a goblin. Yeah, I want to see if that shirt gives me It's gonna see if my love handles are poking now. Those are thoughts. I don't have exactly But I need I need to know and so but I hate going to the line the line is long right? Everybody's sitting there way. I'm standing too long already and then I don't like getting undressed anywhere Where I'm not going to sleep shower and I don't like those three things have to happen for me to get undressed I have to sleep shower Those three things gotta happen all three at the same time. No, no, no, they got it separately Sleep shower sleep shower Sleep shower. Yeah, I might have a kink then forgetting getting for trying stuff on I hate it I literally won't purchase it'll be a brand. Yeah that I currently own Yeah, I own the same shirt. It's just a different color. I'm trying it on but isn't it weird I don't like and don't you feel constricted and confined in those in those in those in those fitting rooms No, they are quite small and I always I'm fear that the lockers that the locks never lock that someone could just walk right in And they just see me flaccid as can be now. I'm not butt naked. I'm not butt naked, but my undies are super tight I mean, I'm I'm salted cashew. I'm gummy where I'm a bitty right now. See it's cold outside. There's no blood flow I didn't go to the gym this morning. I'm small man I don't want you to see that and then let alone. I haven't shaved my chest hair It's patchy as a yeah, and I'm just not a good sign So now you're starting to get my point and then once you try it on you either face Oh, I like it, but now I got to get redressed or two. I love that though or two I don't like it. I just wasted my time. It's not a waste though. You went through an experiment It's not a waste you're thinking it's a waste. It is a way to learning experience Oh, this shirt doesn't fit this brand doesn't fit me. We move on So now the next time you don't fool yourself again, and it's Darwin and this might be a problem with me I never fully search the store Before hold on I never fully search the store before going in to try stuff on I'll find one thing Go try it on then find another thing go back and try it on so I've made six down and back extra problem The fitting room, but I don't like that your problem Oh the accurate representation of us if we went to go shop. Yeah, this is the product. This is me Hey, bro, you're just gonna hang around here. I'll do it over the wall. Why I go one Go try the shirt. I just wanted to kind of relink with you cuz you're my friend That's me. I go like all right. I'll find you were both tall. I go in try it on come out Let's say didn't work bro didn't work. I left on the right. He goes bro. You're such an idiot. This is P Yeah, I'll get that Hold that for me. Yeah, go buy it That's me. That's me. He's like he's like this is cool. That's not the best, but I'll take two I So not sure I hate that but I was narrative you got it. 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No, it's maybe that's it, but it's like a little No other one other one. Oh, no, that was crust. No, no other. I know it's there. I'm looking at it It's like you got snowed on. Oh my god. Yeah, I Mean you're gross I go I need a refund No, okay, I want to ask you yeah Things around New Year's I'm gonna go down the list. Do you personally and I'm answers. Well, do you think they're overrated or? Under pessimistic Overrated or under okay. Yeah, okay. Oh, I got so many twos. I go ahead. All right. I got my list. Are you ready? Yes? Let's do it first one very simple. It's it is. I mean it is the pinnacle of New Year's Either being outside being with a group of people but counting down the ball from 10 to 0 and then making a big Hurrah overrated or underrated 3 2 1 underrated you're absolutely stupid It's absolutely that it is it is overrated and you know it is that's the whole point of the day and it's stupid That's what I'm saying. I don't like that. Oh, that is completely underrated. No, it's not it is overrated You're having a good enough time. Hopefully by midnight. You're not even ready to count down You're already you're already feeling great. You're three four five six eight Skip dick is relieving that you're certain shots deep. Yeah, you're having fun I wanna And it's all there's always a guy that is terribly off. Yeah Slow down That I think okay now honestly now that I'm reflecting. I think it's my ADHD No, I don't like it because if we're not all in unison then it sucks No, it's because you're not a good public kisser. No, that's all you don't like it. Have you ever seen that's why honestly? Yes, or no. Yes or no Yes, or no, shut the good tongue loved my wife in behind closed doors No, I'm doing for the world. No, listen. Yes or no, how long we've all known cam for years Have you ever seen him kiss his wife in public three two one? Cam is a weird on the cheek. He is not a he's not a public kisser. He's weird. It's cuz the chin Chin The ball drop you it's not the kiss we'll get to the kid. No, but I'm saying but the kiss it's the anticipation It's like you have your significant other there or some random broad and then you're like three two one and it's a magical You're counting down the final days of this year this year's never gonna happen again in exactly good written See because that's you you've never had a positive year. You're just no I love my years and I love my life But we're on to the next we're on to that I don't need I don't need to count down a ball let alone let alone if you're the people there in person Oh my god, no, no if you gather in Times Square with a million souls, okay in 20 degree weather to go No, that's not gonna lie Now you wake up January 1 with a nose cold. No, no, this is the thing Okay, don't let me in with the people that are in New York waiting. Yeah, they're like the New Year's equivalent of furries You mean they wear like diapers and I mean it is saying it's insane. They got big planet fitness That's the amount of the amount of times that I've physically watched the error of a broadcast Yeah, I've looked at my TV the balls on the ground. Yeah fireworks are going off, but on the broadcast. They're like for Three I'm like already popped and someone messed up. No delay But that's you saying that the countdown isn't worth it It's like decorating your house for Christmas and you just skip the presents You're the all this lead up in anticipation to this one thing and you're just like this is the worst part the gifts See, I don't I don't know I just body that Okay, next okay, can I one more thing you go? I really like this ball one more thing and and The countdown is when you get your grape and you hide under the table You just I mean you just went right to my next day what over underrated people that do Food traditions you're taking a grape and you're getting under a table for what now that might be Are you are you a dog? Are you a literal canine? No, no, no, that might be that might be that might legitimately be How is that racist that might be how's that racist that might be patrol if you're grabbing if you're grabbing a grape Yeah, and you're big Hidden all fours and getting under my table. I'd like what the fuck are you doing now? The hiding is an option. No, what is that? I don't know the significance I think it's for good luck and it's like to hide from the evil eye, but I think that's what it is evil I think that's what it is you pop the grape my my ex she was They that family taught me that oh, okay. Yeah, I think that's that I think that's that culture Okay, and it was cool because I got these purple grapes, and I think green grapes meant something else I mean, I didn't really partake. I was getting cheated on I don't remember I was all over the place I was like you you I don't know. Oh, I don't who's all those party if you're grabbing a grape and you're hiding from the evil eye Under a table or if you're grabbing black eyed peas and lentils all that sucks Yeah, where's the chips and queso and the buffalo wings? I don't want to grape and black eyed peas You're very pessimistic. I thought I was gonna be more pessimistic. I think I like cheer and folly lull Yeah, I like a follow la la la la. No, you don't yes. I do bed for Malachi. No Malachi I'll do these things you're not gonna let him hide under the table. I'm only gonna say son stand on your two feet You don't get it You don't bend a knee for no man, especially no artificial man dropping a ball. No, you don't bend your knee get up now boy Get your stuff boy get your stuff boy. You're grounded all 2026 get upstairs That's from a hit okay over underrated all the food traditions black eyed peas the lentils the cornbread the grapes underrated Underrated for the reasons I've said dude overrated another one to the next. Yeah, let's do this one shit said This is oh no, oh no unbutton unbutton that other button. Oh god. Let that let that dove breathe Oh that does suffocating. Oh my god. Oh my god the pigeon suffocating. Oh, no your pigeon suffocating. Oh, no He's free. Oh, he's crying. Oh, oh my god. We're starting 2026 just how we left off boys and girls Oh my god. Oh my god. Someone get water. This is not good. No. No, he's doing the fake movements Oh, oh, no. Oh when he starts rocking He doesn't know what to do but his body's it's so much happening. He's Wow Wow Wow, you ever been there before? Oh my god I don't know where you just went. I don't know where you went you went you went in a black hole It's not a pigeon you went up on time. It's a pigeon Okay, here we go ready The champagne flutes and the toast at New Year's you know how typically everyone's waiting you do your kiss one Not and then you take your shot. Mm-hmm over underrated. Is it just the champagne you're asking me about champagne Lecker anything. Well, I mean, I'm right on the line of dependent. So I would say I was head to one underrated Yeah, I'm dependent on that. Good job. That's solid. I'm like sure. Okay. Here we go. This is big literally yesterday I said I'm not drinking I got over one shot. I guess do Yeah, I'm easy. I'm easy, bro. Yeah, Daryl said there. He'll say hey try taking shot You go dude. All right, bro. You like everybody's doing that was the first one. Yeah Yes And I got the shot first and I was like, okay Playing games right at the party. So like you said the whole party is Around the ball drop you play games. You're doing all these things ready playing games at the New Year's party ready three two one underrated Overrated stupid idiot. See you you are so materialistic. Oh my god. It's such a follow Jolly la la jala ball season. It's so much festive in the air Grapes and tables to hide under I can't wait to kiss you in the mouth of my tongue in front of all of our friends Right when the ball drops. I just want to play twister. Yes some quick lash I want to play something fun. Give me some checker. Wait. Am I playing the games with you? You're playing with the whole group No, I'm saying are you there? Yes. I hate it Hate it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's on you. It's on you. It's on you. No, no, okay cam cam It's and I legitimately mean this I legitimately bought of my heart go In your wife both you all together. I hate playing games with you You're my best friend. I love you with everything. It's so rude with everything I would do I would rather do everything in the world. It's road trips skydive so rude like adventure through caverns I would love doing that with you pull out. Sorry or trouble. Yeah Why why why explain it? I hate it not make a bold Because playing games the point of it is to have fun. That's why we're all here. Okay fair. I can agree Cam is like we're gonna spend 30 minutes on rules and you better understand these rules And you want to know why and I'm gonna make this very clear last night is a perfect example And then he goes like this and like God forbid we're drinking having fun there side conversations Big ears big ears everybody listen big ears. That's not true. Whenever I speak you make a bubble and I'm 20 or fall I'm 26 with my girl like this That's not true. That's not like you and then God forbid we start the game We start the game and somebody makes a just one like it's a fun like oh, I'm gonna make a little joke That's not true. That's not true. And if somebody's on your team and they're messing up That's also not true Not sure I did not let a single what you're doing rip here's now. This is a perfect This is the perfect thing to bury this last night y'all can make fun of it You can call me corny ultra competitive. Whatever all the above what I did if I didn't do The process of playing the games would have took way longer You make it longer and you know what I'm gonna do you know I'm gonna shut up. You know I'm literally gonna I'm just gonna let you You say every time you can't your heart can't do it because you can't else is because are we are we trying to play the game? Yes, we're just chilling dog. We don't get no fine. It's chilling. We're gonna get it to it. All right, then I oh You're like no, that doesn't make sense with algebra. No, oh, oh, oh, oh, maybe two two months ago two three months ago on the royalty livestream Mm-hmm. I'm saying the rules y'all start making fun of me cuz I took so long taking so long and talking I go alright Y'all got it. I got I'm gonna sit no no put this different No, no, this is the difference. This is a different thank you. No, no, we didn't thank you We didn't say it because you said I'm not gonna say it's exciting because you you like it was your sad you shut down No, no, it's to prove a point. No, no, no, you're sad. It's a proof of no, no, you're sad I said, oh here we go again. I'm trying to get the ball rolling y'all make fun I'm gonna let y'all do it and then we sat there in three times in the first round wait wait. How do we score wait? Who's it wait? Who's winning? How do we yeah? Well, that's fine like I'm like that's fine Like it's we're not you know I mean I know but it's I think I should not get criticized I think you should tone it down. I'm not saying to stop. I'm saying relax a little bit. That's the thing I don't I don't ever think I think y'all make it no more. I don't think I'm that like no No, I remember you hit you hit you hit a this a leg extension with this yesterday. So what do you know? I can't say the name Okay, well, so we were also but that's also me drinking and having fun, too You didn't drink if Was under the influence all right, we're all having a good time So I might I'll give him another one Hey pass another sour patch to the big head Come him down No, I'm just kidding, but that's that's a good game underrated overrated. I like that happy new year's everybody happy new year's man Happy new year's everybody six You should know Going into this last week we um able is literally a small swimming pool right now We've been searching like different studios removing studios soon. I think we found the one I know you said that before but we're like legitimizing contracts right now I hope it's really good like genuinely like almost perfect beautiful From the final talks of it. So 2026 will be moving into the new office now I've had this thing recently my nails are nice, right? Yeah, this is all gonna make sense My nails are like except I mean I cut myself on my phone My phone is shattered and in the club. I sliced it open bleeding everywhere. Oh, it was in one of y'all shots I don't know. I definitely squirted in there. That's why I didn't wake up Sunday I really woke up Monday morning, but um So I take care of my nails right there's paint on them. There's gloss like I get them done So I don't have sharp nails. I don't like I take care of them, right? Two things happened this week One I was getting a massage, right? You know at the end of the massage they start getting your fingers, right? They go like that and they start pulling like massage in your hand And so they were doing like the the thing where they do that She made contact with my nail and I felt her skin go under my thumbnail and she went like that She goes off and I was like They're like I didn't like it oh my is there anything I pretend I didn't hear it ours asleep a little So it was embarrassing like she didn't touch me with that hand the rest of the massage. She's like this Yeah, so that happened. I was like that's embarrassing We went to go to the studio tour right and the realtor came up older gentlemen Well, you know their skins real oh mean like see through and it's like you one of those bruised palms with a lot of veins That's what he was right Robbie goes up shakes his hand And normally I'm good to shake hands I can I can get in there right perfectly, but I make my hands strong and some of them We're college. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. So he reaches his mouth out and I go I Mean absolutely slice his the whole back of his hand. I mean a whole back. It just went I Missed it that bad and I felt me just take it like I was like a like a like a rake And I just felt taking old man's skin like old man Dermot. I was taking it It was all and I went like it was under my nose. I saw it under the beds of my nails So I had to go like this off my pants. I Don't know if you saw this Robbie that whole tour he put his hand behind his back And as we were leaving he went to shake the hand again blood. He was bleeding all Oh my god, we're not getting that studio. Oh my god, we're not getting it. We're not getting the studio He we are Edward Cesar hands. Yeah ruined it for us. We're not getting the studio and generally I've been so self-conscious Like all yesterday when we had that party when I was shaking Your girl's hand and all that like I was like very cautious She goes pierce that guy pain has a weird shit you turn around yours like this No blood no skin. No blood no skin. Yeah, but I think like normally. What's that? Well? Yeah, why is it so sharp though? I don't know. I just I'm strong beds. I guess But you do have big nails though. Like you know you like big nails and all my fingers are crooked So I can't really control where they go. Yeah, you you're gonna shake a hand. It's like it's literally like grabbing barbed wire You're just like okay pain hard You slice them. They're like And so the only this place I'm already awkward enough like meeting people are talking to people like I don't know say hey Hello. Yes, sir. Yes, ma'am. I don't know what to say and I swear and I stutter now I gotta worry about my hands imagine you walking in to view the studio space mm-hmm sweat stains like I'm rocking right now You go ahead? How's it going and then you go for the hand you go and I got literally goes this isn't place for you Yeah, turn around sorry It's least someone wanted but two seconds ago. Yeah hair. Okay. Oh my god craziest thing happened to me Okay, I don't know my brain works in mysterious ways. I was like God, but I don't know what made me think of this Right, I was driving home the other day Now, you know when the huge like the big flatbed like hot shot semi-trucks are moving like Like excavators like equipment have the oversized load. Yes, and they try to take up too late hate oversized loads. Oh, no This right here was of utter nonsense This big we're up. We're in the city. So we're not on a highway to lane road this big thing is is clearly Clearly in the right lane and he's not even like oversized enough. It's not like he's bringing a house on the back It's like a excavator. He's in the right lane, but he has a little pulling left guard behind him He has this little pickup truck. I hate the little pickup truck with the lights on it. Is he got the lights? Does it have lights? Oh my god, he has it has lights the flashing lights and the sign Oh my eye this guy is Legit like a pulling garden football. I go to get past me goes and I went He goes And he keeps cutting me off and I go what the word I'm trying to get home We hit a red light. Yeah, so the guy commits to the right lane Mm-hmm. He commits the right lane I pull up next to the truck on the off chance that he's gonna cut me off again I don't want to get enough of a wreck right I literally pull up to him I look at him the guy gets an attitude with me and goes Don't you see the signs and I go y'all are in that lane? Yeah, I can very much go past So annoying it's not allowed to law Not allowed to law And I literally went We read the red light and I distracted him long enough he goes you're not allowed to this law and I just went Oh really? I didn't know In this turn green and I went Just went right past bro. He was legit like up like Yeah, it was like I mean that's impressive. That's impressive. You do that. It was pressively pissing Me off. It's a weird thing with those kind of things. It was 100% pride 100% Yeah, but you know a lot of people like whenever there's oversized loads or there's like those trucks with rocks flying off the back of them That's a Taz. Oh my god, Rhonda got shot for that. Yeah Rhonda got shot in the windshield for that. Yeah Rest in peace Rhonda dog. Yeah, I lose driving with Yeah, I look up shatter. Can I say something though? You know and like the the semi trucks with the trucks are like hauling all the cars or the are the big logs People get scared because like final destination and they move away from them Not me I got a weird thing bro. You're like living life high on that edge It's but it's like one of those things where the intrusive thought takes over and it's not like I'm scared It's like more of them at peace. I get behind I get behind the the the trucks that have rocks flying off You can see it. Oh, yeah, and I get behind them and I'm like I think I Can avoid all these rocks. Oh, yeah, you're stupid It's a genuine and I haven't thought about that to say it out loud ever because it is really one of those deep dialogue internal thoughts But I am definitely behind them like it's not gonna happen to me. I wonder what that is You need it when next time you feel like you just go get a lotto ticket be like mmm. Nope. It's not my day That I have the same feeling about lottery tickets as well. That's why I've never bought one I've never bought a lotto ticket. I'm not ready to win and I'm so serious. I have a deep guttural feeling the first time I buy a lottery ticket. I will win We can we can put that it's a rest today. Why I'll go buy you 20 of them things that's on me Yeah That's the difference. I've had thousands of lottery tickets bought for me scratch offs all that I've won a couple dollars It's different if I buy it if I make the choice to go into the gas station and say 16 That's what I I feel that and I do I put this on everything I love I've never physically purchased a lottery ticket myself because I'm not ready to receive that I Generally feel like the first day I buy a lottery ticket. I am winning and I'm not joking. I'm not joking I put out everything. I've never bought a lot of it because I will win. Oh, you're a prick. No You are insane how You think whoa, whoa, it's a good feeling. It must be a great feeling, but the delusion is wicked You know, I have great Internal like I can read things well. I can figure out like I you like my fight sensors You know, I do my fight sensory I can tell I can tell two blocks down to God. They're scuffling and I'm right You are right that that's a little different same thing with a lotto tickets some echo vision hearing Like you're like part owl, but I do you really feel that I because because I know like my life is going to I'm not it sounds crazy. I know my life is gonna change if I hit this 20 million I'm not ready to receive that. No, I'm not ready to receive that blessing and I know I'm not Do you know the powerball is currently at 1.1 billion? I am aware. I'm not ready for that You're not being ready for that if you have this magical number in your head and you think you can win you go by that today Yeah, you break us all off Yeah, you move to Guam and live your isolated life. Why do you feel and I know you feel like you deserve my lottery? So you don't deserve my lottery day. We have talking about this But that is crazy you go to for you think you deserve me winning money that is crazy crazy That is crazy to think if I go and I wouldn't hit for a billion dollars, right? And you oh, oh my god Shut your mouth if I hit for a billion dollars, I go you know what tax all of it right now I want it all lump sum I end up walking out with 600 million You are you are literally lying. Yeah on that sure if you say you would not Internally Expect some there's no way in any right mind that you there's a difference between There's an I'm gonna take my clothes off if you like there's a difference between expectation and wanting I don't expect it. I would want some though and you are expecting it and that's where ego comes in I you don't you should you don't deserve it. I'll put this dress now. Yeah Yeah, I'm expecting it you hit for 600 m's Give me five. Oh, that's a lot five is a lot of money. That's like a fourth of it Well, I don't know the exact number but that's less than 1% okay, but taxes lawyers financial advisors 600 is after tax Okay, so the power boss 1.1 billion If you hit six, oh my god, if you hit 600 million, I won't you're not giving me five. I'm not saying Oh, I don't know about five. I'm not saying I won't give you money your life will change with two. I'm not saying I'm not saying I wouldn't I'm saying the fact that you expect it is deterring me from giving you anything And you know what because my old mommy won't doesn't expect that no, she won't expect any money from me She doesn't expect money from me now. She doesn't want anything. That's fine. That's fine. And that's also slightly different The elderly they only want to see they want to see you just go on do a bit elderly's Homage you she looks she she can literally get a senior meal at an iHOP. That's just that's fact She's like the standard she is the vet. She looks she looks fantastic And she rocks that but she's considered in that in that yes, but she doesn't expect She should anybody should be her because she's the one who who raised me and my father they raised me to put me in great Positions and gave me and gave up a lot. You've done Nada for me. That's not true. That's not true. And that's evil I the fact that you if I i'm gonna get so many comments. I'll pay the bed for you Don't know me. No, you just don't know me. You don't know me. You don't know me. It's not No, they know that if you hit for 600 aims, you're not giving me five. No, no, I mean I could oh I could You're not understanding mute that you're not understanding It's the part that you're expecting it is the bad part p you can want it p I think it's like I'm I'm owed. Do you think you're owed that money? No, no, I don't think I'm owed I'm in the way. Then why do you expect it? I'm expecting it as if because in my mind I'm not saying I won't I know no no, but that's the difference. You're saying it's bad that I'm expecting it Yes, I I think it's more bad to like spin the word soup and be like, oh dude, I would want it, but I'm not expecting If you hit for 600 600 million dollars, right? And you didn't break a brother off a piece of loaf. I don't need I don't even need five I don't even eat five if you don't give me a crumb 100,000 the biggest piece of bread we've ever seen then yeah, this is I'm not saying I I give you enough money to where you don't have to do anything How much money would you give me off the 600 million if I got 600 million dollars? Yeah without without comprehension and any guidance I Immediately go to you get no less than 25 million no less. You know, that's my end fund. I like that I'd literally go 25 million And I'd give you a hug and smack your and we'd go out that night. Would you give it to me? You'd go here's a hundred grand don't ever speak to me. You're gonna never speak to me again You go I hate you your head's big. You're sucking your fat by You go That's what you would do. I'd go here's 25 million. Love you I'm not saying I wouldn't give you money. I'm saying the fact that you expect it hurts my feelings It's it hurts my Robbie Robbie. Do you get a kink off the word expect? That's what you said I'm saying I'm you expect it I expect it from your heart and character not from the view. That's a good spin not from the that's a good DJ spin right there That was a good one. I you're taking expect as if like you have like you're required to I'm not saying that I'm not owed it. I'm saying if you hit for 600 million I do expect you to give me if I gave you nothing would that hurt our relationship Absolutely and that's where the problem is I say, okay, Robbie with our relationship if I hit 600 million would you expect? Honest to god out of you. No Like Even if it was just a couple hundred times be nice me slipping something but knowing you but that's so crazy because I give everybody Really good Christmas bonuses. That's crazy. Yes, that's crazy 600 million I called you cj. I almost called him cj Okay, okay Be like now hold on if Billy jack hit for 600 million would you expect money from billy jack? I'm not saying I wouldn't If cam hit 600 million I I don't even have to I know he would break me something. Yes. Yes We have had this conversation if cam has hit the lottery He has gone through each and every one of his friends and what he would get. Yeah, and he's losing all his money No, I'm not. No, I'm not. He's losing all his money. If I have 600 he has six gym memberships now No, I'm not gonna do a 600 million. No, I don't and he's in and in his house I have in his house anima sauce membership. I have to that's true too, but I have two He's going to lose all his money. $30 a month That's a lot. $600 million I would buy south carolina I'm just kidding. No if I had 600 million This is nothing bare minimum. You can get off this because they're you're all painting me in a bad And that's it's yeah, no, no, robbie really that you're fired. No, no, robbie. You're fired. No, no, robbie. How's that for inspection? You're fired. How about that? That's crazy because I give so much I give I give so much through opportunities Financial I give a lot And if we all to we all to say that no, no, I I was the hype. No, no, shut the f*** up No, no, no, you shut the f*** up. Now it's my turn. Dr. Duford smirks No, no, no The thing is because I give so much and I don't even say anything about it And I just coat it with me being on top of it to make it not seem so sentimental I give oh, I give everybody so so so much opportunities relationships money Experiences and now everybody looks at me like I wouldn't give you all money It's f***ing up No, if you don't want me to be in If you want any life, this is the hypo- If you want me to be in We can start tallying everything. This is a priest. We're all appreciative I don't think I at least don't think I give Unappreciativeness in real life the hypothetical if you got 600 million didn't give me anything Oh my god, I take I take my last dime and hire someone to hunt you I would literally put out a man hunt for you I would post my own one in debt or life would you let me if I give you nothing would you still let me hang out with malachi? Peyton, you wouldn't live in this country. No, I fly him out. Oh, no. No, no, you're not you're not flying my son out Why when he's like 15 16? Why he goes uncle peace said he wants to find me out give me money and take care of everything I go No, and by that time i'm 450 pounds. I'm sitting there with a nasty beard. I'm like shut up boy Bring me my shot That would be no no that would be messed up That'd be messed up and honestly Jokes aside that was hilarious. I know in your heart. I know you would get any more I know you would give me something. I know you would it's correct. It's most I pay off your debt I'll pay off whatever that you have it's well. That's not even that's very Well, I don't know if you have any but i'm saying assuming most americans do But so i'm saying if you had any like student loans anything whatever Credit cards I pay it off and you're the last thing we can close this 600 million you wouldn't give me $1 million to where you are left with $599 million You want to cash? I don't care if you give it to me in copper or bronze They stopped making pennies and they did you did I have you give me that Nichols careful You know, I have a I have a thing that I think I think cash and physical money is not going to be a thing in the next five years I genuinely believe that I don't know what you hit But you hit some But now the over the your over arch statement I can subscribe to five years is absolutely started the fact You think money's gone in 2031 is is wicked. You want to know why I think that I have two things that happened I was listening to the joe button podcast and they live in new york, right? They went to the barkley center somebody went to the barkley center Okay, and they were going to the concession stand and the concession stand said hey, we don't take cash but If you want to buy something we have a reverse atm A revert they have reverse atms now a reverse atm is you put your cash into it and it pulls out like essentially a gift card And then you could go you could go buy stuff at the concession stand with that So it's already starting. So I think a lot of these places are going to adapt The reverse atm cash is not going to be a thing. You know quick that gets rid of cash That's very quick. Yeah, and then that's what I was about to say. I was at target yesterday as I was walking into target There's a sign saying please try to limit cash purchases Oh my god, like it's already started. So I don't think it's crazy to say that in five years cash isn't going to be a thing Dude, we're getting close to the end I'm gonna say I'm gonna say that with a with a very very realness. We're getting close to the end You genuinely believe that 100% Yeah, why because I mean the signs are telling boy. You better turn that old book You better turn to that last book boy. You've been saying that for a long time. It started with the cricket invasion That's not a cricket. I never said that that was there's one headline and it's locust. It's not cricket. It's locust They are a pack animal like in revelations. I'm locust Hey, don't don't don't I'm locust boy Oh Hey, there's there's hey, I'm just saying time moves different time moves different when you're Time moves different when you're hit man, but no, I mean that is it's crazy I so do you think it's really crazy because they stop production on on pennies already But okay, that's the first you understand that right? Yes, because it costs more to make a penny than what a penny is worth right and then And I almost got canceled for saying I throw away my pennies a couple years ago, but that's fine Well, you're not making them you dork No, I'm saying but whenever I would get them and change I just kind of throw them out Like I wasn't using because there's no point. It's still currency. Yeah, but that's Oh, why'd you look down? Why'd you look down boy? You look down at me. You said you said yeah, but that's just No, but that okay, so the cash thing. Oh my god, that's a stance beautiful watch the cash is Bro, god. I'm like a tongue twister the catch on the cash thing is I really don't think society will be Like bro, I think it'll be scary when there's no like gold will always be here. So okay, let me ask you this Okay, we're getting in this hypothetical real quick. Yeah, if cash is gone What is is money backed by anything or is it pure digital? I think it'll be I don't really know how much now that's not okay. Okay. Well The black You go the monkey efts they're gonna I Mean out of all the nfts. No, those are the og's those are the board. Oh, geez the board apes. Thank you They said crypto punks. I don't know that blockchain I don't anyway, that was stupid. It's like every go maybe honest. Yeah, that was like who's on NFTs were dumb No, the NFT like I understand so dumb I understand the concept the concept's good But you were trying to tell me that I can own I can own Yeah, a LeBron James highlight one of one When all eight billion almost people can go YouTube.com the bron James dunks on This guy it was so funny too like the crypt is for free, but I buy on the real one. Yeah, so it's significant value You know, it's so funny like in that era the crypto punk people that were like spending like 20 Million hundred dollars on these things and they were making them they were making them. They're like avi's or their profile Yes, yes, and there was like oh see I'm the owner of this one and then everybody was just like screenshotting it and putting it as their profile I'm like does it count? Yeah, does the real one check the blockchain? I was like it looks the exact same I can't tell who's who now. I don't that's what I'm saying I like the concept in other things cool But when they started going to highlights and pictures of I mean think about it was people were spending actual money on fake AI pictures of an ape with a cigarette in his mouth and in a in a foot It was stupid Yeah, whatever smoking a cig wearing a fedora and the background was yellow. Yeah, it was like I'll get you 30 000 for it And they're all worth what now. Oh my god zero. Oh my god You're gonna give me a Honda Civic for a picture that I just farted scratched my nuts and told a item making Hey make me an ape smoking a marbero soft red with a fedora in an army green background He goes I'll give you my Toyota and I go Damn I literally like people were like cussing me off That's so yeah, that's so yeah, that was a big movement though. Yeah, it was okay. I got a question for you I've been wanting to ask you this answer me what? I'll like I'll answer you I'll answer your Pythagorean theorem. Oh your math body. Yeah, dude. What's that DaVinci hitting for? What's your DaVinci code hitting for? Like the the code to my panties. Uh-huh Like how easy is to get in at one to ten for you for me now to For now, it's 10 out of 10. You couldn't get me. You still hurt I go he's hurt about the fuck you I know you would give you money, but you're the one saying you wouldn't that's why you like you created that yourself And I gotta pay for this Sorry, I'll pay for it. I'll come off of it. Okay. I saw this on tiktok. Okay, and I wanted to ask you this I think it's very interesting If you had to eat you have to let's say or you Here we go. You have to eat 15,000 calories in one day Caviar It can only be one item So you have to eat the same of something To get to 15,000 calories 24 hour period. What would it be? I would have to look that up. I would have to see what's the least filling thing with the highest calories. So probably like Candy, right? Oh my god, you're right there with it. It would be candy or like some sort of chip. Oh, no Because I'm a snacky but chips are not chips are not calorie high enough. Are they not a bag of laze is like 180 No, no, it's not per serving and there's like five servings in the family size. No, oh, it's family size I'm talking about like a ready think about like this bag like a personal bag. It's like 160 calories You have to eat 15 grand. Oh, no. No. I'm tripping like a fair food I would eat a fair food like if you go get like a fried a pig, you know what I mean? You get like a fried twinkie. You can eat like four of those and you got it. No. Oh, no, sir Yes, sir. Each one of those like a thousand calories. So you'd need 15 if I'm not gonna 15 I could eat 15 fried twinkies a twinkie with a little bit of batter dropped into some It's it's very filling, but it's nowhere near a thousand calories. Yes, it is has to be a singular twinkie Just google that batter How many calories are in a thing that oh my god? Hey, give me some fair food fair food Because fair food is super. Fair food is super high caloric that Fair food is super high on calories. I mean, it's so unhealthy fried. Yes. It's all fried. We got the stats back What is it 580 what is on a twinkie on a fried twinkie from affair? At a carnival freshly is 400 plus calories. So 400. So you would have to what's 400 divided by 15 you would have 15 divided by four 15,000 divided by four over 30 What time do I wake up? I can do that. I can eat 30 those in one day I can eat 34 of those in one day I mean, I would absolutely hate myself but 34 fried twinkies. You are out of your Mind actually so a can you would be I'm talking you would be sick as a dog by like 12 Oh, yeah, what would you eat bro? I was I was going candy at first But as soon as you said the carnival and I hear me out It would suck but something like a loaded loaded down nachos Yeah, some that's in it and it's a go trade that's probably sitting at like 3k by itself It's gonna take a lot. It's gonna fill me. Yeah, I can go for five You do you can go five? I'm trying to think it has to be a candy something that I'm Literally addicted to that I could just go forever This is gonna bother me like whenever I watch this back and think on it because I'm gonna come up with like an obvious like fantastic answer but it Oh my 15 loaded nachos There's only not hell not you got a weak one if you got if you got a loaded nachos that has a thousand calories That's a no, that's not fair nachos nuts Nuts are calorically dense, but I don't mean to tell me you're eating straight cashews. No shot. No shot. I don't know That's a good question. I'll have to think about it fair food. You open up a whole Fair food is really good to think about. I mean they're going I mean let us know in the comments. I'm going fat nasty grossly packed nachos or like a candy dog Fried twinkie. I want to go make 34 fried twinkies and see if you can do it in 24 hours I mean no, no, it would definitely suck. I remember the first time I had a fried twinkie I was on the toilet for at least six days off of one Oh, bro. I had to have baked that in some dairy. We'd have to get your stomach pumped. We'd have to get your stomach pump Oh my god, what's up? Let's crowd source money. So there's a prize pool at the end. Let's do a patreon video of this. I will not promote that I will not promote that in one day of fried twinkies Going into 2026 we were promoting health. We are not doing that. No, sir. No The video starts and you're like Do not eat 15,000 dollars in a day. Please do not that'd be terrible. Even if you could eat whatever you wanted Let alone one thing. God. I think we have a game. Let's play this game All right, I want to play this game. It's a game that's going absolutely viral everywhere This is called the headband game and god you look awful. I'm not gonna. I think mine's a little low I'm looking at yours and I'm seeing a whole purple shoe on mine right now I think mine is I think I need to go you've had that on your head for a total of 12 seconds There's a red mark. No, I got a big skull. I got it on too tight. No, it's on the last peg So I literally can't make it any looser. So, uh, let's just let's just let's keep it moving You need like an extension on your you look like you're about to play like rich tennis Like you like you look like you're about to go play tennis over like a 500 thousand dollars like daily bet You're like, oh, yeah service thomas Okay, uh What this game is is basically we have pictures of celebrities or characters or something We're gonna put them on our head. We're gonna ask questions to figure out who is on our head Yes, we're gonna go. Oh, it's yes or no questions kind of we can just kind of we can kind of go and we can help each other Yeah, we can help each other just pop by the way big head big head and a pop. What have you done? No, I can't order hats in stores. It's fine. Don't worry. Okay. Here we go Let's put our first ones on our head. Okay. Is this the right way? Yes. Oh, you're just like that. Yes. Just like that No, no I can't find the hole. It's not my first time. Nope. You got to turn it turn it turn it. There you go. Okay All right, boom putting your head There is mine good. Is it fastened? Fastened, okay Yes, sir. You you want to go first or me? Um I'll go first. I'll go first. Okay. Okay. Okay. Um Let's see, uh Okay, simple. Yeah. Is this someone that I would like I I I would I would support I like their journey or their vision I would hope so you hope so. I mean it depends. Are you in traffic? Uh, am I in traffic? What kind of traffic am I in traffic? Yeah Like you just get cut off Oh Oh, okay. Okay Okay, okay. Um Can I go ahead? Is it yeah, you go you might turn my dog go. Okay. Um, Uh, would you say I uh, would you say I have the same style as this person? Like they same style we got the same thing going on. Oh I mean some days when you Some days depending on you put on I'd say yes, but overarching. I hope I hope not. Let's go with that I'm I'm going to go. No, I hope not. Okay. All right. Hope not. I hope not. So they safe to say no They can't dress. They have no drip. Oh There's some drip Okay, yeah, okay in traffic. Is this a person I would bring to my family reunion? Then they'd stand out I mean I mean there would be some heavy conversations at your family reunion. I think I'm painting the picture Okay, let's I'm gonna just keep on the same narrative. It would be some wicked talk. I'm gonna keep on the same narrative Would you say it's safe to say? uh Is it safe to say my guy my guy's packing it would it would now with the with the general populace think he has a third leg Would the general population consider it bde? I mean, oh, I mean heavy I mean am I more his chestnut? I Okay, okay, okay, okay I think I have race and gender decided. Okay, uh would I Would I go to a house party with this person? No P I say this with the most seriousness. Yeah, I really really hope you don't Really hope so they can't dress don't party. Oh good. Oh Isn't they don't party good or like are they too much fun at the party? I think they're a little too much I think they're I think it's safe to say they're a little too much Is there oil at this party? There's no I'm depending on the type oil. I don't know not baby not baby. Okay. Okay, then I'm ruling out I thought we had a you're ruling out. Okay. Okay. Okay. Um wait. Can I ask again? Yeah guys another one? Um Would I Let you to meal with this person Would like go to dinner with them Because you know how much dinners mean like going out at dinner like I prefer that over a party any day I think I think you could eat dinner with this person. You just might not like Oh Oh, is this I mean is their dinner served at most restaurants Oh, would I like their fridge? No, is it dumber? It's not oh it's a game Yes No, that's a wicked you go you go let me get the baloney sandwich side of femur Let's finish it off with the dessert. Give me that guy's face. Okay. Okay. Okay. Um now you got to get yours Okay, it's safe to say. Mm-hmm I'm a black guy heavy downstairs or at least the populist we would assume so acts like I mean acts like it Some of the moves we made shows insinuates at bde Now come again some of the moves we made. I mean he made am I paid in heart? No, oh, okay. Okay. No, I thought I'd go to welcome you Um, oh you go to my family and you'd still stick out like a sore thumb I mean not as much as I go. So they're sticking out at the family. Okay. Is this is my person an athlete? No, not now there was a little hesitant. No. No, there's no hesitation. No has been a lot of steps put in A lot of I mean they definitely got full rings every day on their apple watch So they're they're a very active black male very active black male I mean they got their steps in Am I'm a hot my gondi? Am I gondi? Is he black? Is gondi black? He's indian, but he walks a lot. He walks a lot. Those flip flops are beat to hell um I'm not gondi. Come on. So I am black black. I don't I don't see gondi It's just third leg in human tripod. No, no, no. He had a very honest man's johnson. Yeah, yeah, yeah every day every day Johnson very textbook. Okay big johnson black guy a lot of walking That's the part a lot of walking and you would I would hope you would agree with a lot of support them Yeah, you would support this person. I would you I would hope you'd hang out with them Close give me Malcolm. No, okay. Give me I got a speech. Give me martin luther What is that? Give me Malcolm. Are you gonna do one more? Let's do one more. Let's do one more. Let's do one more. All right Gene is hilarious this picture is nice I know pierce was cringing trying to print that he's like Okay, is this good? No, no, uh, you're gonna go landscape. You're gonna go landscaped other way landscape right there. Here you go Here's mine locked in Nope, turn it this way There you go Okay Okay Let's rip it and run it. Okay, you know what? I'm gonna stick with the I'm gonna stick with the same the same race I was running. Yeah, can I shake this person's hand in the 1930s? Not the 30s. No, no, no, not the 30s. No, no 30s. No, you cannot. No, not the 30s My guy's black again, isn't it? It's either my my guy or my sister my brother my sister. I mean, I mean, we were there Yeah, what are you? We as in we know who stopped us. Oh, I mean, yes, they were black What though? They were black. Yes. M. I. T. He bring me to the roller coaster Michael Jackson Was that one take drape? Was that one click? Okay. Oh my god. All right now. Okay. Is that bell buckle? Okay, would you let this person babysit your kid? Absolutely not Okay, okay Okay, that was me a lot Oh Okay, oh, no, no, no, I would die before that person babysit Malachi. Okay. Look literal death. Okay. Um Does this person have documentaries about them? Yes, sir. Okay. Did this person at one time Like really cool. Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Cool. I mean cool as a cucumber. Did they believe that they could fly? Yeah, they did It's our club bangers boy. I mean talk about that sucks. We can't I mean I have to roll up all my windows when I want to listen to him. It's suck. Oh, I just don't listen to see you just expose yourself Oh, no, I still listen. All right. Mine first. Here we go. Okay. Here. We'll do it at the same time. Is this good? Is mine straight flip it, um, uh, uh landscape landscape other way Right there. Here we go. Here we go. It's my first one. Okay. Here's mine. Okay Hmm. This nope straight straight. You're good. You're right there. Right there. Is mine in good? Yes. It's mine in good Yeah, sure. You should push it a little more that side Yeah, there you go. There you go. Perfect. Let the game commence. All right. All right. We're gonna go back and forth Whoever gets their person first wins Would I share an intimate night with this person? Absolutely Is it a man? And you ask two questions. It's my turn. Okay. There's some man I would bet. Okay. What okay now We're gonna go we're gonna go simple. I'm gonna take the logistical route. Here we go Does this person drive a humble car? Oh, there's no Okay, okay. That's good. That's good. That nears the down quickly Okay, your turn. I feel like mine's about to flop out. No, you're good. Okay, so it this isn't my question But it is a woman. We're clearing that up. No, no, that is your question. You it's one at a time. No, come on No, no, no. All right. Um, you are a woman you are um Now is this person No, is this person I mean, are the how are I mean? No, is this person have I seen this person without clothes on before? I think so I think so. I think so. Really? Yes, sir. Oh, wow. Yes, sir. There's a down a lot. Yeah. No, he's down. Oh, hey, here we go Here we go. Okay. Now is my person Um, is okay. Is my person a man? Yes, okay. There we go. I'm good. I'm working. I'm working Okay, I see this person Okay, not a humble car man. Okay, so Has have a lot of people seen this person naked. Uh, I believe so. I believe if you have an open twitter account See this person naked. Oh, I know who this. Yes, sir. I know it is. Can I make a guess? Go Linda the plug Deep lore You said twitter You said twitter She's like a twitter bandit like she's a legend She's a legend The only reason I know is because I I used to watch no jumper Oh my god. Oh my god. It's so wrong. No, no, no. Okay. Okay. Um, now hear me out. Now. I'm trying. I'm I'm trying to be correct Yeah, it might be a stretch If we teleported back to 1930s could mean this person drink from the same drink So we can't see black he's black. Okay. Okay. Okay. I got a black guy that doesn't drive a humble car Is an athlete Okay, okay, okay. Um Oh my god, this is person only do Mattress actressing. No, sir. No, they have a career. Yes, sir. Yes. Oh kim k No, sir. Okay Um, okay. Is a good guess good guess does my guy wear the same amount of money around his neck as my mortgage A hundred percent. Okay 100 percent. Okay. I mean that's a that's about that's a pretty big identifier of a dude That's pretty good. I'm talking. I mean I'd identify some almost. Oh, yeah. Am I flavor flay? Yes Hey, we're ready Flavor flame Okay, now we got to finish mine. We got to get mine. Hey, I'm flavor flave boy. Yes, karenna cop Isn't that karenna? Oh, no, it's not so fia. It's not. Hey, you need to stop you're bearing yourself. You're you're going so fia karenna No, so it's so no, okay. I'll give you a hint. Take your mind off of mattress. Okay. Okay. So we actually I said you've seen her body I didn't say you you saw her in coitus. Okay. She never bought okay Is this person a like movie actor? No, sir. No, sir. Is this person a youtuber? No, sir. No, sir. Is this TV actor no sir An author is it jk riley? You've never seen her movies. I've never seen those. No, no, sir. Who? No, sir. Whoa go a different industry. You're very close once you get the industry. You'll always be a singer. Yes Miley Cyrus now you've seen her. What? No No, no, no, no. No. No. Yeah. No, sir. Sorry. No, sir. She did like photo shoots. No, sir Um singer you're like stomping in my jaw Like Yes, oh man queen latifah. No, and I wish there was a movie she had a scene. No wait one movie Oh, it's not an old movie. No, no, it's old movie Seniors broad Singers broad singer is give me a hand. Give me a hand. Let's make this quicker rapper I spice no, sir. Oh, I'll get I'll give you a guaranteed hint if you want. Yeah, she talks her Cardi B. Yes Good stuff. Good stuff. I haven't seen her naked. You haven't seen Cardi B. No, I saw those nipples peeking through shirts before I haven't seen that my god. Oh, that was fun. I got flavor flavor. I mean, I'm just surprised you guessed that I mean, I really did. I that's the thing at this game. I help you get there like to make it easier Oh, I'll hail the holy vow All right, get us out of here. Okay. That was really fun though. 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