New Rory & MAL

Episode 475 | Career Day

92 min
Apr 2, 2026about 2 months ago
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Summary

The hosts discuss Mal's experience speaking at an elementary school career day in East New York, where she emphasized the importance of formal education alongside content creation. The episode pivots into broader conversations about age-gap relationships following Brandy's memoir revelations about her relationship with Wanya Morris, generational differences in youth culture, and a humorous bracket ranking cities by their population of attractive women.

Insights
  • Content creation should be positioned as supplementary income, not primary career path for young people—formal education in healthcare, trades, and professional fields remains critical
  • Age-gap relationship dynamics in entertainment were normalized in previous decades but are now being re-examined through modern ethical frameworks, creating tension between historical context and current standards
  • Parental oversight of celebrity children differs significantly from non-celebrity youth, requiring different risk assessment strategies and monitoring approaches
  • Youth culture trends (like '6-7' memes) spread rapidly with minimal coherent meaning, suggesting internet virality prioritizes novelty over substance
  • Parasocial relationships between listeners and podcast hosts create expectations of personal loyalty and information sharing that blur professional boundaries
Trends
Memoir-driven accountability: Celebrities using autobiographies to reframe historical narratives and challenge public perception of past relationshipsEducation-first messaging in entertainment: Content creators increasingly positioning formal credentials as foundation for sustainable careersGenerational ethics recalibration: Reassessment of previously normalized age-gap and power-imbalanced relationships through contemporary consent frameworksViral meme meaninglessness: Internet culture producing shareable content with no fixed semantic value, driven by adoption rather than understandingParasocial boundary erosion: Podcast listeners treating hosts as personal friends with expectations of shared loyalty and information accessCelebrity parenting complexity: Recognition that fame creates unique child safety and privacy challenges distinct from general parenting best practicesHomoerotic music discourse: Hip-hop fan arguments increasingly framed through sexual metaphors and innuendo rather than musical critique
Companies
Boyz II Men
Wanya Morris's R&B group; discussed in context of his relationship with Brandy when she was 16
WWE
Wrestling entertainment company; discussed regarding merchandise sales and SummerSlam event attendance
Lavender Room
Brooklyn restaurant that provided vegan food (jackfruit sliders) to the podcast team
iHeart Podcasts
Podcast network distributing the New Rory & MAL show
People
Brandy Norwood
Released memoir 'Phases' detailing her relationship with Wanya Morris starting at age 16
Wanya Morris
Dated Brandy when she was 16; previously discussed relationship on Breakfast Club in 2014
Simone Biles
Discussed as prominent Black female gymnast; recently married and potentially returning to competition
Suni Lee
Asian American gymnast discussed as essential to U.S. Olympic gymnastics team success
Kobe Bryant
Mentioned as having physically confronted Wanya Morris over his relationship with Brandy
R. Kelly
Referenced for recording album 'Age Ain't Nothing But a Number' with underage Aaliyah
Aaliyah
Discussed as underage artist in studio with R. Kelly; parallel to Brandy-Wanya situation
Charlamagne tha God
Laughed about Brandy's age during 2014 interview with Wanya Morris
Jade Cargill
Discussed as popular wrestler among elementary school children
Michael Jackson
Referenced as universally known celebrity across all generations and demographics
Quotes
"I said, go and do get your degree in something. If you want to be a nurse, if you want to be a doctor and use the YouTube channel or the content creation as a second form of income, because then you can give people advice and tell people about the career that you already have."
MalCareer day discussion
"I was not a fast girl with a crush. I was not a dramatic teenager who couldn't handle rejection. I was not an unstable obsessive fan."
Brandy (quoted from memoir)Brandy memoir discussion
"When you're 16, he's 23. Y'all should not be alone this much. Y'all should not be going around and dating."
Baby DAge-gap relationship discussion
"A teenager cannot consent. Their brain isn't even fully developed yet. They don't know what they're doing."
RoryStatutory rape discussion
"We need construction workers. We need nurses, doctors. We need more of that. We need more black nurses and black doctors."
MalCareer day advice to children
Full Transcript
This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human. Damn, I'm tired. All right, lock in, y'all. Lock in. Tired already? I'm fucking exhausted. I've had a very long day already, so. Damn. Two o'clock. I know. We not going to Chilo's. We got to work tomorrow, P's. Damn, yo. We can only do that on our days off. And Baby D's not drinking, remember? We can do it next weekend Remember that, Baby D? He's taking me for, oh yeah Look how fast that changed That was just Monday It was two days ago she said that I forgot, but Chilo's has good tacos Okay, cool, shout out to the tacos But you ain't going there just for tacos though Damn Right, see, look how fast, two days We two days out Peach forgot about his diet an hour ago That's how long Crazy Peach Yeah You fill off the wagon? Our guys over at It's Lavender right? Lavender Room Yeah Lavender Room Brought us some food today For lunch in here From Lavender Room? Yeah It's a spot in Brooklyn Yeah one of my favorite restaurants One of my favorite colors It is yeah It's a really good color Lavender? They bought you some Jackfruit sliders That's where the sliders came from Oh okay Vegan stuff over there Shout out to the Jackfruit sliders Yeah the wings were fire So yeah Check that out if you're You're in Brooklyn Black on? Black on? We only jacking That's the only jacking we're doing is black Can we do that and whatever business like the Pharaoh's on Pharaoh's Pharaoh's No no no no My dad opens a hot dog stand You're not pulling up That's mad like I'm Brandon Don't even eat hot dogs What I'm pulling up for My pops got the sabrettes on deck If you make some merch I'll cop the merch though Yeah I'll cop the merch Tell me to get some hats We should do like a Rory and Maul Sabret type logo. I don't think no one's flipped the Sabret logo properly. Peach could do it. Sabret. Okay, I see. And you just put paws at the bottom of the shirt? Yeah. Hey, you. I can see it. You know something right there. Well, yeah, Peach told us all morning he was on a diet. I offered him some food. When I got here, he said, I'm on a diet. Those sliders came. He just took the top bun off and ate it. What about the bottom bun? Like a fucking soccer mom. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, nah, it catches the sauce You're right, you're right He's not psychotic Yeah, that makes sense, that makes sense Well, Mr. Maris is here Fresh off guiding our youth Yes, I was in here yawning And I was like, fuck you tired from already I went to a career day You had a career day? I went to a career day for elementary scared kids Did you tell them about your escapades last week? Did you tell them what you was doing last week? Why would I tell the children that long? Because it's spring break, it's so important to just add that into the spring break I did not tell the third and fourth graders about my escapades in Houston. Sometimes you don't show up to your career. You let them know that? Sometimes you gotta find your career. Sleep on a roof in Houston. No, it was really, really, that was probably one of the most fulfilling things I've done in a very long time. I was nervous as fuck though. I know what that mean. What you mean what that means? Just ovulating. Baby, are you ready for a baby? You ready for a baby? What the fuck is, what is, your brains are all. Because if it was fulfilling, you sitting down talking to kids. Yeah. Yeah, it was. That means that, you know, that's the nurturing mother thing in you. That's like, you know what? Oh, I love kids. Like, I love talking to kids and helping kids. Or I could just, like, volunteer more. Like, you know, help the kids start their YouTube channels. I don't know about popping them up myself. No, we don't need more kids with more YouTube channels. Don't. Please don't. No. We need construction workers. Yeah, we need, like, nurses, doctors. We need more of that. We need more black nurses and black doctors. No, we definitely need that. Clearly more people to join the Marines. Yeah, clearly. Well, what I told the kids was I said, don't just go off into a lot of people just want to become content creators and they're an expert in nothing like us. I feel like you should go. I said, go and do get your degree in something. If you want to be a nurse, if you want to be a doctor and use the YouTube channel or the content creation as a second form of income, because then you can give people advice and tell people about the career that you already have. So but so they were so interested. They were very engaged. They were great kids. They had interesting questions. Did you hit him with the SpongeBob big guy pants? Okay. Big guy, big guy. That's what they all do. They were fourth graders. They were third and fourth. That's who listens to that song. No, that definitely is who listens to that song. No. Fourth and fifth grade? And my- They listen to SpongeBob? Third and fourth grade. My apologies, I Spice, for anything bad I've ever said about you. That's an I Spice song. It's an I Spice song. No, I was telling them all, it's an I Spice song. It's not a SpongeBob song. It's an I Spice song. She has a thriller on her hands with the kids right now. like it's it's thriller level in the elementary schools okay they were cool though they were asking me questions they were like so what do you use to edit do you use cap cut I'm like what you know about cap cut he's like that's what I used to edit my clips you're eight like I don't like what are you it was very interesting it was it was amazing the staff was I felt when I first walked in I was a little insecure because I'm first of all I feel young like I always feel young around adults, even adults that are my age, I just always feel like a kid. I don't know why. And I also feel like I don't have a big kid job. Like I'm like, I don't have a fucking adult job. Like I'm not a serious person. So I'm in here with doctors and lawyers and people who fight fucking fires. And I'm like, Hey guys, I like podcast and do YouTube. Like, um, but everybody was really nice and welcoming and they said the kids loved me. So, and they made me a cute little sign. Huh? That's their handwriting. No, this is her name is Asia Wilson. That was the name of the teacher You don't have to say that out loud Yeah I mean what's on camera That's the name of the what? The teacher That's crazy After Asia Wilson There's the same name Same spelling You know what's crazy I think they might have named The classrooms after Famous people That's probably what that is So like the class Is probably named that Elementary school Class is named Asia Wilson Yes like elementary schools Name their classrooms Like the name of the classroom So they couldn't land on Harriet Tubman Asia Wilson is what they landed on? She's still playing she's like the league why wasn't she a career then Asia is still hooping like Cheryl Suze they can share somebody retired like you know what I mean like actively playing okay I like it can you ask them what 6-7 means you didn't ask important questions you were in there just you asked what you ask the kids well I asked them the number one question I asked them I was like have any of you ever gotten in trouble for talking too much in class like is that on your report card they all raised their hands And I was like, OK, that can me, too. That can make you money one day. And then I asked them, like, you know, like what they a lot of them wanted to be entertainers. So I like I did like a mock podcast with them. So I invited like three of them up out of each class. And I did like a mock interview with them. And like they love that where they like answer the questions and like they were the celebrity. And I was like, you know, even if you don't go into podcasting, if you want to be a singer or you want to be a basketball player, like you're going to have to learn how to interview one day. And that's a skill that you have to develop. Yeah. That makes sense. Yeah. So it was they had a lot of fun doing that. Shout out Baby D We can bring some pod equipment there one day And they can actually record Yeah they were You know the people that got me were trying They were like you know do you think Rory and Marla come in I said what time is it They were like 8.30 in the morning I was like no I drop them off at 7.30 it's perfect It's in East New York Well Yeah exactly No go ahead I'll leave now Yeah exactly But it was fun so shout out to them Shout out to the kids I believe the children are off. You ain't even start singing Whitney to them. They don't even know Whitney. Do they know Whitney? Yo, one of the kids was like, they were, I was like, you know, who's your favorite celebrities or whatever? And they were like, one kid was like Snoop Dogg. The other kid was like Eminem. And the other kid, I'm like, y'all parents. And I was like, what's your favorite? I asked one kid, what's your favorite song? She was like, like Candy Rain. So for real? Yes. It's probably called something on TikTok. No, I think it's their, at that age, your parents' favorite music is your favorite music. Snoop Dogg ain't viral on TikTok. That's your parents' favorite artist. So it was all very cute. And this one kid was like, MJ. I was like, Michael Jackson? He was like, what you know about Michael Jackson? No, everybody knows about Mike. It was very cute. That's one of those artists. He's going to supersede all timelines and generations. That's like Christopher Columbus almost. Yeah, I think that's probably the best comparison. They have a lot. Somebody that we're all going to know about eventually. Whether we want to or not. Even if you're not a music fan, You don't know Michael Jackson. Yeah. Ask an elementary school, like elementary school kids who they, what celebrity they would want to have dinner with. And they say like, this one kid was like NBA young boy and the whole class was like, yeah, I was just in my head. Like they want to have dinner with NBA young boys. We're fucked. I know. I was like, he was like, I want to have dinner with NBA young boy and my dad. I was like, oh, why would you put your dad through that? We are fucked. Look what the kids want to have. Look who they want to eat with. I know. NBA young boy don't even eat. He don't even eat. You know, he eat Pop-Tarts for dinner. He definitely looks like a cereal for dinner type of guy for sure. If you're a young boy, definitely eat pizza rolls for fucking dinner and shit like that. You ain't eating no real dinner. Yeah, but I mean, I don't know. When I was young, this shit, I would have been like Lloyd Banks. And I'm sure all the adults would be like, what are we doing, man? You want to have dinner with Lloyd Banks? Like who your favorite rapper is at the time is not that crazy to say. Yeah, I want to have dinner with Lloyd Banks. What? If you're like a kid. No kid has ever said that. I know. I'm just using an example for when you're younger. I was in middle school. Like all the girls would have said Juel Santana. Oh, for sure. That's a fact. Oh my God. We've been fucked. But that's kids. That's what they like. Yeah, come on, man. You would have loved to go to dinner with Biz. Marquis? Rest in peace to the legend. Rest in peace to the legend for real, but no. I would have said an athlete before I said a rapper. Really? Yeah, because you already had dinner with all the rappers. No I would have said I would have probably said Michael Jordan Or something like that Okay I wouldn't have said Fucking Who's the rapper I wouldn't have said Big Daddy Kane You know I don't want to eat With that nigga Eat with Mike Jordan Nigga Like that's what I would have eat with I would have probably said Janet Jackson or Britney Spears At that age At 7, 8 Yeah you definitely Would have said Janet I would have said Janet Or Britney Yeah It was very embarrassing Having young kids Like not very embarrassing But you know You mentioned Like you know that You know Oh hey yeah sometimes we interview celebrities and they start pulling out the big names and you gotta like tell them no they like scissor nah rihanna nah jay-z frankie quinones that's what we don't do that to frankie what i love frankie but that's what you mean funny enough when i know any right tackles on the tennessee titans i named some of our biggest interviews and the most applause i got funny enough well not funny enough but i didn't expect it from seven eight year olds was jade they were crazy but kids love wrestling athlete yeah I forgot that like kids love cause I know when I was a kid we loved wrestling so I didn't know that the kids were still like into the wrestling and they got so excited when I said that and I was like oh that's so cool yeah I got excited when they told us Jada we know you did she's married no no I'm just saying like Jada's dope though like if I was like really still into wrestling she would definitely be like I could see myself like being like a big huge like I'm anytime she's wrestling I'm watching I don't watch wrestling like I used to, but yeah. You buy the merch? You don't really, nah. I thought about it when we went to SummerSlam, but the merch lines were so crazy. I was like, there's no way I'm waiting on this line. But when I found out you could buy the chairs that you hit people with, that shit was crazy to me. You can buy anything. You can buy one of the wrestlers, the actual wrestler. You can be like, yo, come on with me for about an hour. That's one thing about WWE. I can't afford Logan Paul. They branding everything. Like, yeah, they pay, you going. Yeah, that was my only disappointment at SummerSlam. I was excited to go get wrestling merch because wrestling merch is like cool. Even if you don't like wrestling, they have the best merch. But the line was too long. Like there was no way I was doing that. But yeah, next time you go back, please let me know what 6-7 means because I feel like I'm outside of an inside joke with all the kids. I was playing basketball with my god sisters' sons and it was them two versus me. And I said the score, I said 7-6 and they stopped playing and went 6-7 and they just died laughing. and I was like, I don't get it. Yeah. I'm pretty down with the kids, but I don't get it either. I don't know. It's like the running joke for all the kids. I don't know the context. All I know is they say it and they think it's the funniest fucking thing in the world. Can you ask Aunt? Wait. Oh, we have a child. Oh, yeah. From a song. Oh, it's from a song. What's the song? Six foot, seven foot? No. That made a comeback? I actually don't know, but the guy's like six, seven. Like, that's the whole song. Yo, kids are interesting, man. I'm telling you, man, their brains are fried. Look what they're just interested in. Somebody says 6-7 and that's viral? Don't do that because when Budweiser came out with the What's Up commercial, we were screaming that. What's up? But you're saying what's up. Oh, it's a squirrel song. What is 6-7? We know what What's Up is. You're saying what's up to somebody. What is 6-7? 6-7 is the internet meme slang term gesture popularized in 2025 on TikTok. It has no fixed meaning. See, there you go. Even more retarded. We said some dumb shit as kids, though. We still say some dumb shit as adults. Yeah, 6'7". Wait, wait, wait, wait. Because D's Nuts is not as funny as it used to make us. Nah, D's Nuts still hits. D's Nuts is classic. We're not doing it. With the right comedic timing, it still hits in 2026. It definitely does. The phrase originated from the song Doot Doot 6'7", by Skrilla, which became popular with professional basketball player Lamella Ball, who is listed as 6-7. So I guess there is a deep... Now we're getting into Nas territory with meanings. Jesus Christ. I can't. I'm with them all, man. I think it's over for the future. No, but Dwight... Let's just blame the boomers. They left us with a fucked up world. I think China got it right. I think they got it right, bro. I think they got it right. Which part? The communist part. Where they tell the country what to think and what to do. Yeah, I think sometimes you need that. I'll go further We might need to be on North Korea time God damn This is like our youth needs to learn Yeah I just seen a little Asian girl do about 20 backflips in a row All kind She no older than six I'm like We can't do We can't compete Yes we can Who? That's why we sweep in the Olympics every year Yes we can We not winning gold if we don't got an Asian on our gymnastic team What are you talking about? The black girl's been sweeping gymnastics in the Olympics for the last eight years In Brazil and in the United States. All right, what's the Asian girl that's on the U.S. Olympic team? Exactly. If we don't have Suni Lee. Yes, we still. We silver or bronze, for sure. We still. Certain events, like individual events, you know, what's the black girl's name? There's Gabby. No, Gabby retired. This nigga said Gabby Douglas. I would say that was the first one. Simone Biles. She retired too, though, right? No. She didn't? Not officially, but I think she's coming back. I thought she was pregnant. No. Yeah, she got married and shit. She's married, not pregnant. Oh shit She did get her tits done though Okay Well Silver it is How Well then you have to like Relearn the sport What When you get your tits done Yeah Like I mean I'm sure Your movements Balance Yeah Balance beam would be tough He said the balance beam Would be tough Rotations I feel like Would be different The floor exercise Is definitely gonna be a tough one Yeah Moving forward Yeah when you go to Yeah but without Suni Lee Silver Bye Ma Silver I literally We need Sunni. I'm just saying it's a team. It's a team. We need, for the all around, we need Sunni. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, but in China, I don't think their coaches did that shit either. We don't vet properly here. No, we don't. So. But we are back, sponsored by Boost Mobile Unlimited. Talk, text, and data. Big B's for Boost. Mmm. She come back from East New York. Now look at this. Yo. That's what they did. They took her back and bled her in. They bled her in outside the school. The school yard is like, you trying to get put on? Nah, bro. Kids jumped in. Listen. I'm in the school and I'm, I'll go like after the presentations and stuff, I'm just, you know, happy, giddy. I go to go to the bathroom and I hear like an administrator talking to a student, like, stop, you being stubborn. Like, stop. There's one teacher, there's one girl. She was walking into another class. She said, nah, she said what you said. And the other girl was like, I didn't even say what you saying. I said, shorty was like, nah, step outside. I need that. Like, I need that. Run that. I need that. I said, I'm definitely stealing. I need that. If I need to fade, I need that. What's up? I need that. They say that on baddies That's where they got it from Really? What? I didn't know that I don't watch that Baddies, as soon as a girl say I need that You think she's talking about Like a hair high end Or something like that? No, it's time to fight That's the new square thing I didn't know that was The new square It's time to fight I need that That was dope Yeah, step outside for a second I need that Well, either way Keep Wanye away from that school See, that Well, I just That was bad And unnecessary I still I mean, I still stand by that I think after Brandy releases her memoir, I think everyone would agree that Wanya should stay away from school. But with that said, the book has not come out, right? Brandy's memoir? No, I don't think it has come out yet. But there was a script in there of her discussing her relationship with Wanya. I knew her and Wanya dated. I was not aware that he was 23 and she was 16. But yeah, she gets into the shits and then old Breakfast Club clips start resurfacing where Charlamagne and Woye are just laughing it up about her being underage and she could still get it. Oh yeah, it was nuts. But not surprising. But yeah, I mean, do we want to be real about this conversation or should we just be social justice warriors and be the heroes of this conversation? I'm never a social justice warrior. Should we be heroes? No. You're not going to virtue signal like Doja did. virtual signaling remember we had that conversation virtual signaling when it was like oh what she said i was wrong like i was just trying to get clicks yeah you want positive attention towards you um i don't think this podcast needs to tell the listeners that a 23 year old should not be dating a 16 year old but we are also realists and at this time this was not as fucking weird as people may think it is in 2026 and i'm glad they think it's weird in 2026 i am not at all saying what YA did was okay at that time or at this time. But this was, that's why no one batted an eye. That's why they were joking about it on the Breakfast Club 10 years ago, because at that time that was very regular. We have the conversation all the time where even if you ask your grandparents when they met, your grandmother say, I met him when I was in high school. Your grandfather was 21, 22, working somewhere. Well, he had to go to war. It was different. But I'm just saying, I'm just saying he still was six years older than your grandmother while she was still in high school. It was a very normal thing. Like there wasn't it wasn't now, you know, obviously the world is different and things are more things are frowned upon and kind of looked at like that's weird. But at one time, it really wasn't a weird thing. Now, to my understanding, Brandy is saying now she feels like she was taking advantage of and things like that. Am I correct? Yeah. So some of the quotes or she said that she admired him. He served as her music mentor during the early days, but she says he quickly weaponized. She used that word, that admiration. She said that he called himself Brandy's boyfriend in private. And though they wouldn't, he wouldn't publicly state that they were together. She says she was under depression that they under the impression that they were madly in love, or at least what she believed to be loved at 16. She says when the two had sex for the first time, it wasn't about her at all. She says he was quote, getting what he wanted from someone too young to recognize that she was being used. Adding his interest seemed to stem from her being conquerable. So, um, said he confessed multiple infidelities to her. He played her. The two plans to reveal their relationship once she turned 18. Um, yeah. She said she wanted to wait until sex to have, like she wanted to wait to have sex until after she was married, but as young girls do, She thought having sex would bring them closer. So, yeah, she's not really. So he's denied that they dated before she turned 18. But Brandy is saying, like, no, we had sex before. So he was her first? Mm-hmm. Oh, wow. Yeah. They had sex when she was 18, but they were lying and saying that they weren't together until she turned 18. But that wasn't what happened. Oh, so they had sex when she was 16, not when she was 18? Yes. Okay, gotcha. That's what Brandy is alleging. It's, yeah. I mean, apparently Kobe smacked him over it. Yeah. We've been getting like stories of Kobe violence like the last month. I didn't know Kobe was trying to squabble with everybody. Like how did Kobe keep that under wraps that he's been running fades for the last 40 years? He needed that. He's so whining and he said, I need that. I need that. I need that. There's only one king of Philly. So how do you guys feel about Brandy coming out now with her book? She's got her star on the Walk of Fame, as she well deserves. Congratulations. Definitely. She's coming out with this book called Phases. And how do you guys feel about her now coming out and saying these things? I mean, it's a memoir. And that's obviously your first boyfriend, especially in that circumstance, is a big part of your life. So I think that's fine to write a memoir and tell everything. I just want to know how many chapters are dedicated to Ray J. I want to hear all Ray J like early youth stories. I want to hear about like Carson, California, Ray J. But that's Ray J's memoir though, not Brandy's. Yeah, but she was there from her point of view. Ray J's point of view, I've heard before. Yeah. And you know, you can't always, she's not the most reliable narrator. But no I mean Brandy been a star since she was what 14 yeah somewhere around 13 maybe um she lived a crazy life she one of the people i would want to hear from from it more if you been famous that long like not just being an r&b singer you were fucking cinderella like there's probably so much that happened in her life that we don't know about with that time. So yeah, I'm here for the audiobook. Okay, where were the parents? They were pretending they weren't dating, I guess. And also, back, like you said, back then it was more acceptable. They were both celebrities. See, that's the thing that I think that we overlook a lot in these situations. We overlook the parents, like, them turning a blind eye just because it's a quote unquote celebrity or somebody that's successful with money. Well, we don't know if that's the case that they were aware. And we're like, you know what? We love End of the Road. So go ahead. No, no, I'm not saying that they were aware exactly. But they knew that Wanya and Brandy were spending alone time together. If you're a parent of a 16 year old girl and she's spending alone time with a guy that's 23, 24 years old. The lead singer of Boyz II Men. The lead singer of one of the most popular fucking R&B groups in the world at that time. Like, you're not going to be like, yo, so, I mean, y'all saying y'all studio music, that's what y'all were like. It's a lot. Like, can we hear some rough drafts? Can I hear some? Because whatever Brandy is saying, they're going to do work on music. Whatever the excuse was, as parents, you don't think at some point, like, come on, we've all been 16 before. Like, if my 16-year-old daughter was like, yeah, and I'm like, who? No, no, you know, he's part of this group. How old is he, 23? it ain't gonna be too much alone time y'all spending together i don't care what he does yeah i know what 60 i know what with 23 old boys or young men are are looking for they they horny and they like and they like girls like so it's like yeah nah he's not you're about to be spending crazy alone time i don't care what he do i don't care what group he in that's just i mean that's just me as as looking at it like from a a parent's perspective like I don't care that he's successful and he's whoever he is. You're 16, he's 23. Y'all should not be alone this much. Y'all should not be going around and dating. Y'all are dating. Y'all are hanging out. What you mean he's coming to pick you up and do what? Go to the studio. Nah, it ain't that much studio in the world. And even let's say they were making music. There's hints. R. Kelly wrote an album called Age Ain't Nothing But a Number with an underage girl in the studio. They were making music. Yeah. but no one in Aaliyah's family was like there's no hints of what's going on right now. I don't care if a teenager is good at lying there's no way it could go on for that long an active parent not see that. Yo you know when a girl likes a guy so imagine your daughter are you kidding me? She getting dressed to go to the studio she dressed up, perfume all this well first of all I'm not leaving my 16 year old daughter in a studio by herself Exactly That's where we're gonna just start right there I wanna clear Brandy's parents name She said that she was lying and sneaking around I get it, she's a 16 year old girl That has a crush, we know We know that, but that's what I'm speaking to Your kid can't be that sneaky You gotta be more sneaky than your kid Your sneaky radar gotta be all the way up Especially if your kid is a celebrity Yeah, but so I think when your kid is a celebrity Your kid is gonna be a lot of places Your kid's gonna be a lot of places And I'm gonna be right there, 16 She can't be nowhere alone She not grown She's 16 I understand that So what place is she gonna be But a regular 16 year old You not following around everywhere You're gonna allow them To go out And have a But a regular 16 year old Ain't saying yo I gotta go to LA tomorrow I gotta go to New York tomorrow To this or that Whatever she gotta do Like getting on a flight And just going Like the parents are going They might I mean I know Brandy's from Mississippi LA Was Wani living in LA at the time Maybe that That made it Yeah But either way like as a parent, I give parents more grace than I did when I wasn't a parent because it's very tough. But I'm saying even with that grace, no. No, I'm just not letting my 16-year-old daughter just go to the studio. Parents know everything else. All of a sudden, they don't know you sleeping with Wanya. Parents know everything else. Your parents knew everything you was doing at 16? My mom knew a lot of shit I was doing at 16. She knew a lot of shit, but she didn't know everything. Yeah, but I also wasn't dating a fucking 24-year-old woman at 16. Christina Aguilera wasn't picking me up at the crib He was 22 and she was 16 I wasn't dating a 22 year old when I was 16 Yeah So like there's that If I was my mom would have known Like yo what's up with this 22 year old girl that keep coming Like what y'all doing My mom Know me I'm hitting that She knew me at 16 I'm hitting that She knew your body at 16 You know I'm hitting that I was sneaking around with the older man when I was 16 years old. So it's very, and I had very strict parents. It's very possible. I'm not saying strict and good parents miss things and teenagers. I was a sneaky teenager too and got a lot of shit. I'm saying that my kid is Brandy. I need to know where she's at at home. This is the cash cow of the family right now. Where you going? Yeah. And who you with? It's simple. But it's the same way as any teenager. You could like Oh I'm going to Tasha's house What you gonna do Follow me to Tasha's house Okay I go to Tasha's house By the time you leave Wanya come pick me up from there Like that's how kids move Why y'all acting like Y'all don't know how teenage kids Nah you gotta see But you gotta know how pops move though Me? If I had a 16 year old daughter She couldn't get that off on me There's no way There's no way Every father There's no way Can Amara get that off on you? No You gotta be a certain From a certain dad From a certain like You that's not You're not getting that off. Every single time your child goes to a friend's house, you want to sit outside and wait all night? You have to eventually trust your child. No, for sure. But not at 16. You don't get no trust at 16. Y'all are... 16, you don't get... I'm popping up at Tasha's sleepover. Just to check in. Because I don't know who'd be at Tasha's house. I don't know her father could be nasty. I'm popping up. That's another thing. Yeah, I'm popping up. Amar is not sleeping over at people's house. I don't fucking know. I'm popping up at 16. Who's Tasha's dad? Who else is here? I'm bringing snacks or something. Just a random pop-up. Like, yo, girl, y'all good? Okay, so Tasha been her friend since she was four or five. You know Tasha parents and all of that. Yeah, but if I feel like it might be, you know what I'm saying, something going on. As a dad, you got to have discernment. You got to just have the spidey senses. Like, yo, nah, something ain't right. And let's say we have known Tasha and her family for our whole lives. My daughter's Brandy now. I'm having a conversation with Tasha's parents. It's different now. Yeah. My daughter's Brandy. We got security sitting outside. We got all that. My daughter's Brandy? Nah, you bugging. It's a difference if your kid's a celebrity. I'm just the attention and everything that can come with celebrity and the access and opportunities. Yeah, it's different than just Damaris and Tasha having a sleepover. Yeah. It's different. It's different, baby D. I understand that it's different. I think y'all are, there's a reason why so many celebrity kids. We would have whooped Marnier's ass. That's a fact. We would have whooped him out right on TMZ. He would have been getting whooped out. What? You didn't date my daughter. You bugging the fuck out. I don't care that you shoo-wop, shoo-wop, nigga. I don't give a fuck about the doo-wops, nigga. You getting your ass whooped. They also have a song together. This is what I'm saying. It's my favorite Brandy song of all time. This is what I'm saying. They not just singing. They fucking. She said, I'm young, but I'm wise enough to know. I would have been like, hold up. There's hints. the name of the album was AJ nothing but a number. What is Aaliyah doing in the studio with this old man? Well they knew that though. They knew that and they were fine with it. But parents be, this is what I'm trying to tell you Baby D. Parents be knowing but when it's somebody who's, cause they're looking at it like well at least he ain't no kid that's just hanging out not doing nothing with his life. He's successful. The boy got three Grammys. You know what I'm saying? I'm just saying parents start turning The boy got three Grammys. Parents start turning a blind eye or some shit like it's better than her dating the local drug dealer or the local nigga that was supposed to be an athlete and he tore his Achilles and now he working at Foot Locker. Like, you know, not that there's nothing wrong with that, but Brandy. At that time, Ray J just got jumped in. She could have dated one of the homies. Nah, hell nah. Just say that's worse. You dating a gang. Like, you know what I'm saying? But if it's Juan Ye, yes, he's older. That's all I'm saying. The parents are new. Well, she's saying her, she said her parents didn't know she didn't want to disappoint her parents. She snuck around. She said sneaking around really took a toll on her. I'm not saying Like you have to. No, Warrior Moll. Moll, you got $25 on you? I think I got something on. Okay, then I just proved to you that you don't need to overpay for great wireless. Unlock the savings with $25 a month forever. Unlimited plan. It's a permanent price with no contracts, no price hikes. Boost Mobile Moll. That is your way to go. Keep your same phone number. Everything you need is going to stay the same. They'll even send someone to your job to get it done. This is my job. 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Code RoryAndMall. so the main quote from this that she wanted to be known was i was not a fast girl with a crush which we hear a lot when you hear about young girls on some older guys i was not a fast girl with a crush i was not a dramatic i was not a dramatic teenager who couldn't handle rejection i was not an unstable obsessive fan and this time the world understood the difference because people were people used to call brandy crazy because of the whole adina howard situation He cheated on her with that. And that was a grown, you know, that's grown, grown woman. And they were like basically calling Barney like some crazy, obsessed little kid that was like in love with Wanya. And it's like that boy, he led her on like that. Like she wasn't just, you know, she had a reason to act like that. That's how kids act when they're in love. So was that the narrative, though, that everyone thought like Brandy was I'm asking. Yeah. Like she was just young and obsessed with Wanya. Yeah. Like she should have known better. She should have known better. That was the thing. That's why she said that. She should have known better than to date, Wanya. 16-year-old should have known better than the 23-year-old? Yeah, like, what are we talking about? What's going on with the world? I don't remember that being... This is how adults talk about shit. Just like when adults talk about... But I don't remember that being a thing, though. The R. Kelly situation. Like, when adults talk about the R. Kelly situation, and they say, oh, them little girls was fast. Like, they knew what they were doing. Like, it's that narrative. Some young girls are fast. We know that. But not every young girl is fast. I hate fast. Fast is so... They're not being fast. They're acting according to their hormones. Of 14-year-old girls and 14, 15, 16, 17-year-old girls are horny. That's their body. That's not them being fast. That's like biology. It's up to adults to not take advantage of young girls' hormones. Oh, no, for sure. I'm with you a thousand percent. It's definitely an adult's responsibility. But I could sit you down with some women right now that will tell you when they were 16, 17, I was definitely outside looking for older guys. Yes. Yeah. That's called fast. that ain't hormones because hormones you could date a 16 year old boy in your class a 17 year boy in your class but when you actively are 15 16 years old and you trying to sneak into the clubs and you all up in these older guys faces like that's where the word fast comes in that but that still derives from hormones no it all does when i was 14 i i would have fucked anybody that would have sex with me like included why would your brain go there why would your brain even go there What is wrong with you? He said he would have had sex with anybody. I'm just saying that's what he said. I'm just asking like it was a question. Of my sexual preference. Okay. Which is women. There you go. Just put the precursor into that. That's all. I didn't think I needed to. But now moving forward, I'm always going to. So there's no confusion here. Listen, bro. 2026. You got to be very. I don't want to. You got to be very direct with your words. I don't want to get traded from the bull. Yo, please. We'll get to that. But we only put the term that this is where I'm going to start virtue signaturing or whatever the fuck it's called. Signature. Right. My signature on that virtue. Virtual signature. That was just specific. That is a misogynistic thing just to put on young girls, because as a young kid going through puberty, I would have fucked anybody that was a girl that would have had sex with me. That is fast. And y'all would have and all y'all when y'all were naming y'all crushes, Halle Berry, all of these women who are much older than you. Like that's a natural thing because older women and older men signify like sexiness, maturity, attraction. Like them little young snotty nose boys. Like, no, they didn't want to fuck them little young snotty nose, dirty fingernailed ass little niggas. And girls go through puberty before us. Like there is a drastically different thing between a 14 year old girl and a 14 year old boy. They're ahead of us at that time. And like, that's the thing. Like I said, like I've said this on Patreon. when we were having a conversation with Mitch and Major, like when they're just like, yeah, them young girls knew what they were doing. Sure. But if I offer a seven-year-old ice cream for dinner every day, even though he knows he shouldn't have it, like he's going to love to eat ice cream every day. It's up to his parents to tell him, no, you can't have that. Like kids want things that are bad for them. Yeah. And that's why we say statutory rape. A teenager cannot consent. Yeah. Their brain isn't even fully developed yet. They don't know what they're doing. So if you're Juan Yeh, how do you feel about this coming out? I think he's currently on Is Boisem still on tour? I believe so I think New Edition If you're Wanya now And you gotta go out And do these shows And things like that What does that mean for you? Because now this is out Everybody's heard about it Everybody's reading about it And you're on tour What does that do for Or do to Wanya? The people who are on tour to see Wanye Do not give a fuck They probably don't care And this is not new information This isn't breaking news This is just Brandi sharing Her feelings about the situation I just didn't know It started when she was 60 Of course I knew they dated But I didn't know it was that early I don't think none of us did That's what I'm saying We know they dated But we didn't know she was 16 when they started dating I think everyone still goes to the boys and men concerts, I think people bought their tickets, got fucked over by Ticketmaster with fees and said, that's not my business. I got a babysitter tonight. I'm going to go to the Boyz II Men show. But also, it says in a 2014 Breakfast Club interview with Charlamagne DJ Envy and Angelique, he is quoted on saying, we did the thing when she was 16, 17. She was old enough to get it. That's his That's what I was saying. This clip was really sick when they were laughing about it. I mean on the like internal side With Wanye now that this is out Even though he was perfectly fine with it in 2014 Which wasn't that long ago I mean This isn't excusing anything but Some people were taught wrong behavior You just have to acknowledge now that you were wrong At the time Like in the neighborhood in Philly that he was Grew up in this could have been completely Okay he was taught this way His parents might have been that way Everyone in the neighborhood was that way he didn't see anything wrong with it because that's all he was exposed to. But now as an adult you have to realize like what you would talk was like I was wrong. I don't think when you throwing it on there like she was old enough to get it. That's where it gets like a little crazy. Are you on radio right now? A lot of people don't know that what they're saying sounds crazy because that's their lived experience. But I remember being young and that phrase if there's grass in the field play ball like there was always like little Indiana. Yeah, that people would say. That was like regular saying. 16 and over, bend them over. Yeah, that was a thing too. Yeah, that was definitely, I had that on my traffic keeper at one point. It was like a caption on my book. You're so old. You're so old. You're so old. You're a traffic keeper. You said next to the S with the six lines. Yeah, 16 and over, bend them over. But you were 14. I was probably 14, yeah, 15 for sure. Well, yeah, I doubt he makes a statement. I'm curious, like the rest of the band members, how this affects them. Like Sean, I'm just curious how they feel at this point. They always knew. It was sitting right there when he said what he said on The Breakfast Club. Yeah, that is true. I just think that it does change things now that Brandy is coming out with this book. And, you know, the conversation is at the forefront again. And now the clip of him, you know, talking about it years ago on The Breakfast Club. Like, I just think it changes the energy in the dressing room on tour right now. I doubt he's doing any meet and greets. I doubt that. I doubt he's doing meet and greets. Boys to men got a meet and greet. It's going to be a member short. It's going to be a member short. He's not doing meet and greets right now. See, I don't think so because the people who are paying, the type of people who pay to go see Boys to men on tour, they don't get like they probably don't they don't give a fuck but there's also those people that want to make the moment about them yeah they're gonna have their phone out like you nasty they weren't going until this came out yeah they don't really care they just want to make the moment about them they want to get what is it virtual signaling yes yeah they want a virtual signal at the meet and greet that's what they want to do i highly doubt he's doing any meeting greets right now i highly doubt you can't because that's gonna happen that's definitely happening at a meet and greet. People can't wait to get that moment. Like, y'all might have to go up in here and tell him about himself. You know the aunties and uncles is there? What? Yeah, nah. No meet and greets. Two members. The Facebook crowd. Yeah. They can't wait to upload that on Facebook. You crazy? You know how much it must have hurt to have a peak in-shape Kobe smack you with a cast on his arm? I'm fault. There's no way I'm eating that. I'd be You hitting pocket? Yeah, 100%. I might snore a little bit. Like smelling salts might have to be interesting. Y'all feel like basketball players strong? I think Kobe Bryant was pretty strong. You think athletes are not strong? They're not supposed to be physically fit? No, I know they're physically fit, but I mean like strong like that. Like automatic back pockets. Like a football player, I'm thinking automatic back pockets. Basketball player? I might stumble. I mean, I'm going to fall, but you might stumble. Well, all right. There's like KD got like a lot of shit because he couldn't even bench 185 at their version of the combine. Kobe was in shape, shape. OK, I don't care if he had no form in his punch, doesn't know how to fight anybody with that type of strength, that type of reach. It's going to hurt and you have a cast on your own. Very true. You're right. Baby D, what's the girl that we traded for the Merchant of Death? You think if Brittany Griner slapped you in your face right now Nah Brittany You think you're not going to sleep You're going to get the best sleep you've had in two years Turn you into a vape If Brittany Griner slapped you right now Oh god You're going straight to sleep for sure Nah I could square up with Brittany Shit No I mean you could do anything Yeah you could square up You're going to be square down You're going down No, for sure you're hitting the floor. That's a fact. Yo, that's funny as shit. But with that, never mind. I'll leave that one alone. What would you guys do if you met, if you had like a crazy fan meet and greet, like that type of meet and greet where somebody wanted to make a moment? Like how do you think you would react? Because you guys do live shows. Oh, like a negative moment. They're there just to. Yeah. I guess it would depend like what they were doing. Like are they just putting a phone in my face and like. Yeah, they're like putting the phone in their face like, yo, can you take a picture with me? And it's a video. It's like, yo, what did you say about black women? Oh, I'd probably just walk away. Okay. That's the wrong. You got to lean into it. Nah. Pete said no. And you're giving them the power when you walk and when you run away from it. I would just walk away because I wouldn't want anything to do with that person. I didn't tell y'all what the fuck happened to me at Burgers and Bottles. Speaking of that A man walked up to me And was like You that girl from that podcast Right I said yeah He say yo What's your issue with Drake I swear to God I swear to God I said what He pressed you I mean he was in one of his cities He was like yeah Like why you be dick riding Kendrick like that Like What's your issue with Drake I said you Are Like I was like stuck I was like Is this Are you dead ass right now Like this is like real life This isn't the internet Like you're really I was like I don't have a problem with Drake He was like yeah nah but like what's your issue with him I'm like I don't have an issue with Drake I just be doing Now you know how I feel I'm not being targeted and niggas run down on me Niggas run down on you in Target? I'm just trying to get some dub I'll be like fam I don't know what you're talking about Peace and love to everybody That happens to you? What? Hell yeah Like actual Kendrick fans will say that Yeah That funny That fucking insane I literally I felt like I felt like Ralph and Wreck Ralph from the internet I like have I stepped into the internet and like real life But it's a different energy though. Like I think, I think when, when dudes run up on me like that, they, they can tell quickly like, oh no, like he ain't, he, he, he might swing right now though. Cause I'll just give him a look like a fan. This is, this is not that like, please don't, don't, I'm, I got, I got deodorant. in the shopping cart dog. Like mouthwash and shit. Like I'm trying to find the baby wipes. Like we not doing that right now. I would hate to have to. Not in here. That shit is fucking. That shit was the same. But yeah it happens. He was cute too. So I thought he was trying to holler. He was like yo. I'm like. He like nah. Like you really got smoked. Mind you I'm in Houston. I'm like. You with like printing them? Like why are you. Am I getting pressed? Like. Yeah. The house was there. The house was there. I said like you. Oh you just a Drake fan. He was like yeah. Like I just don't understand. I was like. I was like fam I'm just doing my job Have fun though The Owls is always watching You never know what tree they in They heads could do 360's and shit The Owls You thought the Owls wasn't going to be at Burgers and Bottles Is that what you thought You never know what tree they in I'm just saying You Burgers and Bottles you thinking it's safe You a mouse to them I was safe I promise you I was so stuck I completely forgot that shit happened to me. And with that situation, the most I get from pod listeners is someone will either yell, tell them all I said, fuck Kendrick, or tell them all I said, fuck Drake. That's usually the only thing that's yelled at me in that room. It's either a Drake fan or Kendrick fan. Tell them all what? Tell them all fuck Kendrick, or tell them all fuck Drake. Okay, then what? No, it's them thinking like Rory gonna go back and be like, tell them. Now, Rory be relaying it sometimes. Sometimes, no, sometimes I get. You call me like, y'all just see somebody that was like, yo, fuck Drake. Like, all right, bro, I'll talk to you later. Like, what the fuck you calling me for? No, my favorite one is when I run into listeners that say, yo, where mall at? I don't fucking know, bro. I told you like, Methamman and Redman. You see Methamman, you got to ask him with Redman. Like, where Redman? I be on TikTok. I be crashing. I just know a video is going to go fire on me one day crashing on TikTok. When I'm on TikTok doing my makeup to get ready to come to work and niggas, I be in my crib, 11 a.m. Yo, we're mall. I don't fucking know. Why the fuck are you asking me about a nigga that's not my nigga? I don't know where the fuck he at. I'm being so mad. I'm like, where the fuck your boss at, my nigga? I don't know where he's at. The fuck is you asking me for? Or they'll get out there like, yo, tell mall I said fuck Drake. Yeah, they said that same thing. Like, tell mall I said fuck Drake. Yo, I'm out here talking about what shade blush I have out my nigga. If you don't get the fuck out of my face, bro. That shit pisses me off. Or like when I was gone, they'll come into my inbox like, yo, tell mall and them. Nigga, I'm not even in the same city. Like, you're listening to an episode I'm not on. Got a screenshot and sent it to us. We got to know that information. What the fuck, bro? I mean, it helps us. It's a community. We're building communities. I guess we need to know what everybody in the community is feeling. Yeah, we need to know what everybody in the community is feeling. That's all. What is with our generation? I'm going to even blame it on the younger kids. What is the infatuation with making everything music-related homoerotic? Like, it's starting to get weird. What do you mean? yo stop slobbering all over drake's cock it's like bro why why does everything when it comes to music debates now have to be so homoerotic like it's getting kind of like weird a little bit it's almost like flirting or fantasizing at this point yeah that's the way they like of course i like we come from the days of like yo get off his dick like this and that it has just went to a whole different i don't know if it's because porn is everywhere and like we're over sexualized and now it just moved over into music debates. But no, I'd be like, yo, stop putting your dick in Kendrick. I'm like, yo, what? Why did your brain go there? Just be like, yo, I like good kid, mad city. Yeah, they, it do be mad. Like I've got to turn it to disrespect. They got to make it as disrespectful as possible. Yeah. But to me, it's not disrespect. Suck my dick is disrespectful. Well, that's the same thing. No, they're, they're doing like, like erotic dissertations. Like, like when you would call the, the sex hotline, and it would be like the girl that would be talking to you. It's like that, but now in Instagram comments of like writing erotic poetry about how much you're sucking Drake's dick. It's odd. Yeah. Everything has become very like, not even just homoerotic, just like people cannot have a normal conversation. Like us, right? People have not, cannot have a normal conversation without somehow making it like, making a sexual innuendo or reference. Like it's ridiculous. Yeah. I don't. No, that's not true. Do you have plenty of conversations without making sexual references? I do have them, but I do make a lot of them. We do a lot of it on this podcast. Well, I think it just depends. There's always a sex joke in the back of the mind. Well, it depends on who you're talking with. If you're with your friends, that's part of the friend group. That's all in good fun. It's not like me saying, hey, I'd love to go to Yankee Stadium to see Jay-Z. And then the comment is like, wipe your mouth. Like, yo, what? What the fuck? Yo, wipe your mouth, man. Holy shit. Yeah, when niggas was posting they got their tickets, I definitely wouldn't say, yo, wipe your mouth, baby. You posting your tickets, you wipe your mouth, man. Damn. Nah, you can't support. Well, you can't support nobody these days. Yo, I love, love Blueprint. Yo, you doing tricks on it. Yeah. Nah, you can't support. You can't support. I hate that too, though. I hate the thought, I hate when, I hate supporting someone out loud is now called dick riding. I always hate that. Or like even when people, when you support people out loud and they in their head be like, yeah, she'd be on my dick. Yeah, when you support, it's dick riding. When you don't support, you hating. I thought that was the final boss of everything though. Because that's how it was before. You either was dick riding or you was hating. There was no middle ground. I was like, all right. Now it's like you squirting on it. Yeah. Yeah, like just sitting on it and enough. Now you spinning. You doing tricks and then the other side is let me leak the address to your family. Like damn I wish I was just a hater Oh man I love it though man It's all part of the thing You need it though You need people like that It's part of it It went from dick riding to hating To DRocks or getting doxxed You really proud of your pen I'm not I'm terrified of where we're at And it's my generation I love to blame the younger generations It's us It's people 35 years old that are doing this on the internet Yeah, shit is weird, B. I wish somebody would show up to my house. See, the right shit don't be happening. Because you just got to make one example. When it happened to me, yeah, I had that mentality too. And in a weird, sick way, I almost got excited because I could get some rage out. But then I saw who was out there and I was like, I don't feel threatened. when it comes to the fan base shit i like i wish the overly sexual things presented themselves in better ways than they do with our comments like with the get off his dick the baby got chicks going from cincinnati to houston to actually suck his dick that's the over sexualized shit i'd like from yeah i'm gonna ask y'all like if somebody traveled like that far of a distance to like blow you like would you appreciate that effort and like let them no no I'm scared of the head She look like She'll suck peanut butter Through a straw That's there Yeah The way he just buckled At the knees Is how he probably would Yeah but see the baby funny Cause if she was If she was his type He rolling He going He going He going I I Nah I know I know Just cause I know No one would ever Is that the young lady Yeah Oh yeah No you can put some volume on it Let Ma Yo you gotta hear her delivery You remember me? Who was it? I'm in Cincinnati. I said something. Can you call me on stage? You told me you wanted to do it? I'm in when I see you. You still want to suck it, dude? After all this time? I'm in celibate since 2021. About that cuts up, too, don't you? Mouth got that extra pocket Mouth got that extra pocket He a sick nigga bro Mouth got that extra pocket He a sick nigga bro Yeah big girls though with arms like that She go to work I know that arm that arm right there I know what that arm do You wouldn't feel a little guilty by not letting her suck your dick This would never happen to me so I can only speculate But you wouldn't feel like Maybe in a people pleaser moment like she put in all this effort Hell nah I feel like that would happen to you Sign a t-shirt and he's dead? Yeah That would happen to you But it would be like a man Like a man would drive that long of a distance To suck your dick How did this narrative start for this episode? I'm just like I didn't say you would let him I'm saying like You be having like gay fans Rory wouldn't let him Rory would definitely be at the sports ball Watching a game with him Like Rory's that guy Like you can't suck it Just to prove he ain't Yeah but we can go watch the Nuggets play together Like you'll definitely go to the ball with him though. Yeah, he's cool. That's crazy. Take a shot to the nigga knowing the whole time he want to blow you is crazy. I'm not going to lie. That's wild. That's wild. Like, nah, you can't suck my dick but we could be friends but you know the whole time back of his mind he drooling every time he take a shot. And he going to take a sneak picture of you and say this is after I sucked it and post that picture. He going to lie on you and say you love him. Yeah, that'd be the narrative they paint. They take a sneak picture of you and be like, yeah, this was right after we left the hotel when we came to get a drink. Wait, so if it's a man who wants to suck my dick, who pays the tab at the Nuggets game? He does. He taking you out. But I don't owe him anything, right? I don't know. I don't know. Definitely, you owe him a nut for sure. I don't know. So you're saying if someone buys you dinner and a drink, you owe them a section. I'm not a hoe. You owe. I'm not a hoe. Is that what you're saying? That's what you're saying, baby. You owe me something. Right. Yeah, you owe me some sugar or something shit at the end of the night. But that's how you end up like Tyler Crater. when you end up on camera and you find out your friends don't want to fuck you the entire time you've had a friendship. That was crazy. That was wild. I still don't think that was real. I think that was a bit. Here's the thing. I think it was I think it was 40% bit. I think it was 20% bit. 80% true his actual feelings. And if that were to ever amount, if they were to ever have that conversation that'd be funny to put on camera. But I think those are his true feelings. I think it I think it happened in real life and they made a bit out of a moment that actually happened. Baby D, if you have a male friend and you think that y'all really just male friends. I can always tell the difference. And then what? How? First of all, we wouldn't be male friends because I'm not a male. No, I'm saying he's a male. He's your friend. Uh-huh. If he one day is like, yo, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I ain't gonna lie. Like, I like you. I think we should kind of. Men can't hide that. Y'all can't hide it. That's not true. Y'all can't hide it. Maul says he's putting it in. I know when somebody likes me, bro. I know when someone likes me. My male friends are disgusted with me. That's why we're so close. They would never. That's why we're so close. How do you know when somebody likes you? You know, because if you're friends with somebody, like you get to know them, you can tell. Like there's no way you're going to be my friend and we're close. And I don't know that you like undercover like me. Like you can tell. First of all, I'm going to know your type. I'm going to know what you're attracted to. Like you can tell. You can just tell. You know when a girl like you Not all the time Well y'all are stupid But yeah I know when men like me And no it's not that we stupid But you also in this day and age You just can't just Assume Yeah you gotta play it all the way Like I had no idea Cause if you jump that gun And she don't like you You at the podium I'm like yo I apologize I didn't mean to Now you gotta give a whole like speech About apologizing And yeah you can't jump that gun And she don't like you Cause what if you what if you read the play wrong and you jumped out there like, yo, like, I know, I know you feeling me like, what's up? Like, let's go out. Let's go out tomorrow. And she'd be like, what? I don't like you like that. Now you got stupid egg on your face. You look crazy. But that's, that's what's so funny about women. Cause I've had women, like we've been cool for some months and they'll be like, you didn't realize that. Like, I like it. I was like, no, I had no idea. I didn't know just basic human decency is a woman's version of flirting. Like I just thought You were cool You were right? Yeah He made a jokey joke It was funny No that's the truth The way we flirt You can tell when men are Like flirting We're trying to be funnier This and that Whatever Wimsy was like Yeah no like I just don't Speak to people I spoke to you So you should have known That I liked you I was like I just thought That was basic human decency I ain't gonna lie though That sex with your Your friend that you find I like you though The first time you hit That shit be fire That sex be crazy It be like the movies Y'all go in the crib Knocking shit over Like That movie sex Fire She been waiting She's just been waiting The whole time That thing been marinating Off the bone That oxtail been in the crockpot For about Ooh That sex Mmm I don't know Maybe it's just me Like I don't have Hidden crushes Like I don't believe in Like I have a crush on him But like I just could never let him know Like I'm gonna let you know Yeah but you But you got You got that dog in you though Yeah You got that dog You got that dog in you. You step right to your business. Ain't nothing shy about you. You step right to the plate. But that friend first shit can get kind of weird. It's actually ironic we're talking about this. Yesterday I was talking with a friend of ours who's married and her husband was her friend first for like a couple years. But like a friend. So he knows the way I know everything about Damaris and Damaris knows everything about me. Now imagine we got married. I know everything Nah nah Because this thing is being too close Nah nah nah I'm not marrying my homegirl Like and we know everything about it There's no way There's no fucking way I know too much But at the same time those are the marriages that last Because I know all of this And I still love you We're gonna last because I can really Be myself around you Of course But there are just some things No matter I believe in open books Honestly There's just some shit Maybe you just shouldn't know Not that you would judge You just shouldn't know it Yeah Like nah Like if I know you went on vacation And you sucked off homie That work at the resort That's crazy On the random I'm not marrying you After I know that Women say vacation dick Doesn't count If my homegirl tell me Like yo We went on vacation Yo it was this guy That worked at the restaurant He kept flirting with me or the night before we left, I gave him some. There's no way six years later you my wife. It's not happened. I can never delete that. I can never not remember that. She also wasn't like, my friend wasn't like some crazy hoe in that way, but she's still friends with people that she has slept with and is around. So it's more so that. It's not like she was out here just wilding in the streets. But there's a lot of people in her life that are still in her life that he's well aware because she was venting to him about these guys at the time. Sometimes you know too much. I agree. Because you get to that point when a girl starts sharing too much with you, that's how you know she's just trying to be friends. And when she starts telling you everything, you're like, yeah, she ain't trying to let me hit. She telling me all of that? Well, not exactly. Sometimes because I tend to, when I'm dating someone, I tend to be an overshare. Like my ex at one point told me, he said to Barrett, stop talking. Because like you, I love you. That's why you like cold so much. Y'all share that. I overshare. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That makes sense. But you go so boom and then just tell everything. Mind you, you would sleep. My issue with dating any of my male friends and marrying them six years down the line. Like, for example, Rory can never marry me because he knows how I manipulate. He knows how I'm like, I can never marry one of y'all. Y'all know my manipulation game. Oh, for sure. So like, it can't like, I was talking to one of my homeboys about, you know, seven years ago when I was manipulating somebody or gaslighting somebody. Yeah, you ain't manipulating seven years. And my homeboy was like, yo, you're eight. terrible bitch. I don't know how people deal with you. And I'm just like, I can see, like, my husband can't know that. You know, you can't know my manipulation game. That's... No, you put it in a long-term marriage, you'll probably start to pick up. You'll pick up. You're good, but you start to slip up when you start falling in love. You get a little lazy with your manipulation. Nah, that's when I peek. That's when I peek. That's when you turn me up. When I'm actually afraid to lose the nigga, boy. No, no, no. That's like the person that says, I'm a better driver when I'm drunk. No, you just think you are. You just think you are. Yeah. But I do want to go back to you said the signs of if you know a guy likes you and isn't just the friend. Like, what are those you and Peej been hanging out a lot lately going to bars. Peej would hit though. Well, he would admit that though. Yeah. He's nodding over here and sitting next to me. It's honesty. Yeah. But you mean like, how would I know like what's the difference? There's a look that men have when they're attracted to you. Okay. Like y'all don't look at me. Like I could be in here half naked. Maula even make a comment about me being half naked, but in no way is the comment, does it feel sexual? There's no vibe behind the comment. And like, he'll know it's like, okay, titties out. But in no way, like, well, it's just, I'm not trying to suck it. Yeah. It ain't that. Okay. Well, I know it's like, it's like, I ain't, you know, the energy for do say that's like, nigga, like get away from me. It ain't that. Like there's like a, There's a drool Almost in the corner of the mouth That they don't let drop Like When your friends Real friends don't have that But you can tell You can feel the energy Sexual tension is You can feel that I don't know man It ain't as It ain't as cut and dry As you trying to make it seem though Cause there's some There's some Some women that Like I'm cool with And then I had no idea That they was like Down to like Sleep together I had no idea No I feel like women can hide it I don't think men No women can definitely Women can hide it Men can't 1000% Men can't Y'all can't hide when y'all Attracted to somebody But there's also the gray area of men that are not trying to sleep. They just want to be friends with you. They're not trying to sleep with you. But if the opportunity presented itself, it'd be like, all right, fuck it. I ain't going to lie. I'm going to just keep it all the way real. I ain't never wanted to be friends with no bad bitch. Never. Never a day on this planet have I ever seen a bad, like I'm talking about one of those undeniable, like, yo, she's fine. Never did I be like, you know what? Me and her are going to be best friends. See? Never. I don't believe you because I know you to be just platonic friends with some bad women. Yes. But at one point I definitely was thinking About smashing And then I learned About them and I was like I'm cool You start learning About them You're like nah I'm cool Better off as friends Yeah what That's all we can be As friends now Like what You did what Nah I'm cool What I will say is My The majority of my Closest male friends Are People who were friends With someone I dated So There was never A chance for us anyway So we It was always Going to be platonic Because I met you Through an ex Or through You know what I'm saying like that. So like my ex, like I have one of my ex's friends is one of my best friends. It's like, those are my closest male friends are the friends of men that I dated. So, and we kept our relationship up. So it was never going to be anything between us. So they never even saw me as an open opportunity. And that's why our friendships lasted so long. It's not a little shady boots. A little bit. How? Hey, I'm not friends with none of my homeboys exes. Not like that. If I see you, it's like, yo, what's good? How you been? How's the family? And keep it moving. But we ain't like, we don't be busting it up on the regular. Like, yeah, that might've been the homeboy that was trying to be. No, it's, I don't think it was like that. If I feel like a lot of these people I met when I was younger. So if I'm meeting you and we all like my best friend, shout out to my best friend, Will. I met him through a guy I was dating that was in his crew at the time. You know, when you're younger and you're in high school, like we all linking, drinking, I'm hanging out with y'all This this and that Me and homie stop talking The crew is still out Like the crew still going outside Like you know what I'm saying So it's just It's kind of like that So you got him in the divorce Yeah I definitely got him in the divorce Interesting So him and your ex Are not cool no more? Nah They I mean I'm sure they're cool But they're not friends Cause their friendship was That's a high school friendship It was never gonna last that long Yeah our relationship lasted? Yeah I followed him to college Like that I went to LIU because of him He recommended LIU to me Like that's my dog My best friend to this day since I was in high school. Yeah, the ex definitely think y'all fuck. He probably can. He can think that, but that's... No, I'm saying. No, no, no. Listen to me. He definitely thinks y'all fuck. Oh, well, that's on him. Especially they not cool no more. And you and him is still buddy, buddy. He thinks he was trying to beat the entire time. Yeah, he need that. When he see homie, when Will run into homie, he just know... Hey, Will, just know he need that. That's on site. Because you needed that? I needed that. Yeah, he need that. He need that as soon as he catch Will outside. He run it down for sure Yeah But you know It be like that But I feel like I don't know I think I'm also a little bit different though Because I'm such a tomboy That it's I have It's easy for men to get along with me It's not always like that with girls And then you got a lot of like Pretty friends So like Niggas gonna keep you Yeah stay out my friends In boxes and DMs and comments What I do The money bags It's just stop it It's just love It's just motivation Go get that bag You're DMing the money bag too? Like on the story Yeah Any rhythm? They just liking it? Nah, no rhythm Okay They would never betray me like that Why would that be betrayed? Why would that be betrayed? You betrayed Will in them Yeah, like you would betray Yeah, how would that be You betraying me? My friends are not going to Fuck with my bosses Why? They're not going to do that I might decide So we need to give Sounds like a challenge to me We need to give baby D a raise I ain't going to lie The way her homegirl came to us That would be prostitution That would be sex trafficking. How? I'm giving her a raise. Good work, baby D. Good crew. Good friend circle. Yeah. Yeah. We got to give her a raise for that. What the fuck? Oh, man. No, Warrior Mal. Mal has not taken his daily dancing boots off. Today's show is brought to you by our presenting sponsor, Hard Rock Bet, which everyone knows is Florida Sportsbook. The biggest weekend in college basketball is almost here. Illinois, UConn, Michigan, Arizona, Mall. The time is now and the time is for Hard Rock Bet And those heart stopping zero on the clock moments we seen all tournament We just saw Duke UConn incredible They still pay on Hard Rock Bet They're handing out $25 bonus bets. 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In Indiana, if you or someone you know has a gambling problem and wants help, call 1-800-9-WITH-IT. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER. Arizona, Colorado, Illinois, Michigan, New Jersey, Ohio, Tennessee, and Virginia. Did you see 42 Doug put out 40 what? I can't speak. I'm sorry. It's the teeth, man. 42. I was in the middle of 42. 42. 42. I was in the middle of taking a sip and talking at the same time. Oh, shit. She said 42, Doug. 42, Doug. I said 42, Doug. And you cannot be doing what you're doing when you're doing. Yo. What are you doing? You cannot be doing what you're doing when you're doing. 42, Doug. Yes. Put out his thick one bracket, of course, in the spirit of March Madness. And the theme of this one is each city in America who has the thickest women. Man, where Houston at? They sweeping this one. They didn't put like actual like seeds. They just put matchups. But yeah, Houston is in the slot that would be the number one. Number one slot. Houston. Oof. They got some thick ones in. They got some thick ones here in New York. Atlanta for sure. The DMV. I like that he combined the DMV. We out first round. How? We going against Charlotte. I was about to say. You're bugging. Charlotte definitely got thicker women in New York. Hell nah. First of all, we got thick black girls and Spanish girls in New York. You're bugging. Charlotte ain't got no Dominicans and Puerto Ricans and Cubans in Charlotte. You kidding me? New York, we definitely getting up Charlotte out of here. And just by sheer population, yes, New York is winning that. I'm saying, depending on who wins between Atlanta and Memphis, we're going to have a tough time. Nah, we got more because a lot of girls from New York. The Spanish girls save us. A lot of girls from New York moved to Atlanta. A lot of girls from New York moved to Atlanta. Fair. So let's keep that in mind. What would be you guys' people's choice? Because they have a people's choice up there to go against Miami. Toronto. Oh, yeah. Wait, Toronto's not even. Y'all niggas, y'all niggas, y'all don't know ball. Well, we're trying to keep it tough. Y'all don't know ball. Toronto. You niggas ain't Patriots. We talking about, like, the U.S. San Antonio ain't got no thick ones Man get the fuck out of here Pete Well no not thick big I mean and they tall and like you know San Antonio Is the craziest team drop I've ever heard Okay so this is the only The US okay Miami, DMV, Philadelphia The fact that New Orleans is not on this list is kind of crazy to me Yeah New Orleans gotta be there Yeah New Orleans they got some We think New Orleans beating out Miami. I think New Orleans might beat out Miami. I don't know about that. No, hold on. Wait, wait. Hell yeah. When it comes to thick ones, when it comes to thick ones, is it only natural? Because if it's only natural, New Orleans is beating out Miami. Nah, we can't say only natural. Yes, we can. That takes a lot of cities off the list, then. I don't think it takes the cities off the list. Because even though, of course, there's a lot of girls in Atlanta with a BBL, but there's also a ton of naturally thick women in Atlanta. Yeah. I personally think it should be natural, in my opinion. I think it should be natural. Because at that point, like, what are we doing? P's over here shaking his head. Sit your horny ass down, bro. Yeah, but that's not fair to put. No. Thick is thick. Because if it look good, it's thick. No, but that's not thick. This is my homegrown? Homegrown. Because I was thinking homegrown when I went Charlotte against New York City. I'm still taking Charlotte. Hell no. Baby D, there's no way you think Charlotte has thicker women in New York City. I do. There's no way. because I'm not talking because when I'm saying thick I'm not just talking about thick baddies I'm talking about thick auntie and them been thick thighs thick ass thick New York City is yeah yeah but Charlotte got them no no no no they do but we talking about New York City here like no this is absolutely no yeah like if Charlotte was matched up against Philly I'd be witching every nigga in Charlotte Charlotte would look at you crazy right now like what they all trying to get to New York like no I feel bad for putting Dallas against Houston first round That's a miscarriage of justice Dallas could make it to At least the Elite 8 if they weren't going against Houston first round Yeah, Houston is walking to the final four Well that's how brackets go What about how do you make San Juan? Puerto Rico? I was about to say, do we count Puerto Rico as a state? It is, by law it is That could be the people's choice Puerto Rico? Yeah, no, because you have to have New Orleans on that But let's quickly run through Let's quickly, quickly run through Each matchup, everyone just say their pick Houston vs. Dallas Same, Los Angeles vs. the Bay Area LA Bay Area What? If we doing natural, Bay Area Yeah, natural Bay Area Man, it's a bunch of Asians in the Bay Area They're not thick like that Damn, Ryan Ryan, no, it ain't a bunch of thick It's some thick Asians in the Bay Area, don't get it twisted But not LA? Come on bro What we Get the fuck out of here man Go through Oakland, Berkeley Like what Y'all tripping bro Alright go ahead Y'all take the Bay Area I'm saying LA Okay LA's also overrun by like Cokehead skinny women Yeah but that's the We're not talking about that part of LA though You can't just take away A whole part of LA We're talking about You can't take away All of the valley Alright it's a bunch of Flat butt Asians in the Bay Area See that was racist Ryan am I lying Yeah There's not a bunch of Flat butt Asians In the Bay Area Well there's also Some fire Asians I didn't say it I said it was some Thick baddies I said it was thick baddies In that Bay Area I said that First of all The Bay Area Is not just Asians I'm not saying It's just Asians The only thing in LA Is Air One They're all like Yeah And they work out Y'all Y'all don't know Y'all ain't been Y'all ain't been to Gardena and shit Y'all ain't been to That part of LA My bad LA gonna kill us Y'all ain't been there Y'all never seen that part Y'all ain't been to Watts. See, that's your problem. You only been to West Hollywood. No, I drove by Watts once. You can't drive. I'm trying to hang out. See, you gotta go into LA. That's why y'all don't know. No, there's definitely thick women in Los Angeles. I'm just saying, compared to the Bay and how many skinny women there are in Los Angeles, I just think I'm going Bay Area. Okay. And a little unfair because the Bay Area is an area. I'm counting Sacramento in there, too. Okay. Sacramento's not the Bay. What the fuck? People try. No, hell no. Ebro tried? Sacramento's not the big. Hell no. Detroit versus Cleveland. Detroit. Detroit has some of... Detroit is the most underrated city for women, period. Detroit. Detroit. I'm taking Detroit. I just don't know enough about Cleveland, but nah. Detroit is... That's the sleeper. That's Davidson in this bracket to me. Chicago, Indianapolis. Indianapolis. We just saying anything now. Thick ones. You're talking about bad ones. Thick ones. got some thick ones. And so does Indianapolis. I'm not saying they don't, but Chicago got more thick baddies than fucking Indianapolis. What are we talking about? Okay. Indianapolis? All of y'all are talking about Kokomo? How often have y'all hung out in Indianapolis to know this? I've been there once in my entire life. So what I'm saying is I have a lot of family from Indianapolis. Okay. So that's a big, like I know that city, like I have a lot of family from there. I've only been there once. Bro, y'all tripping. Kaffin Jackson? Y'all tripping. Alright. Atlanta versus Memphis. Tough matchup. Memphis. If we doing natural, I'm going Memphis. Atlanta still got... I'm going Atlanta. It's Atlanta. You said Memphis? Baby D just say she's taking out the door. I don't understand. It's Atlanta, man. Oh, my God. Y'all really don't know, bro. Okay. It's Atlanta, though. Memphis got some bad, thick women, but it's Atlanta. You keep saying bad. It was never about bad. So what's thick? Fat? No, but you can be thick and not... When I say thick, I'm thinking about body type. I don't give a fuck what your face look like. Thick. Thick women. Thick older women. Thick. I'm talking about thick. I'm talking about thick, bad, pretty women. But that's not what he's talking about. That's what 42 Doug is talking about. The same shit. You see that logo in the middle? You see Jerry West in the middle? He talking about thick baddies, bro. He ain't talking about just no heavyset women. We talking about thick girls that are beautiful. That's what he's talking about. Not because you weigh 220 and it sit well, but you look like fucking Wesley Snipes. We ain't talking about that. Oh my God. We're talking about the thick baddies that might be in a tip drill video, that might be in a 42 Doug video, a future video. That's what we're talking about. We ain't talking about, yo, nah, because, you know, they just heavy down there. But that's not fair because that just means they'll mainly be in the major cities. Yeah, exactly. That's not true. That's not true either. There's pretty thick women in every one of these cities. They moved to Atlanta and got surgery. There's pretty thick women in every one of these cities. I'm just saying, if you think there's more thick, pretty women in Memphis than Atlanta, you're tripping. That's all. All right. Philly DMV, not fair. DMV not even close and Philly women are great but the whole DMV yeah that's unfair the DM and the V but y'all do know that the DM and the V is not all of DC all of Maryland all of Virginia it's that little piece in the middle that little piece is PG County all of Washington DC PG County girls known for being thick no PG County girls are not known for being thick they're known for being pretty some thick pretty ones out there some thick pretty ones but it's not they're not known for being thick are you not aware of the east african population yes i am but i'm very much aware but they're not known for the thick east africans like that's not oh africans are known for being thick not the east africans they're not known for being thick okay come with me to dc next time okay but okay so y'all dc i mean dmv beats out philadelphia I don't know if I'm ready, but Philly got some. That's what I'm saying. Like, bro, D.C. is not beating out Philly in thick. Philly's similar to Detroit in that way. It's a sleeper city. They have some amazing women in Philly. It's heat in Philly. Again, we not just talking baddies. We talking about thick. I'm talking about thick, pretty girls. I ain't just talking about thick. Thick, pretty. I don't think Miami's beating out New Orleans. That's so tough. Because Miami got some bad, thick girls. but New Orleans is just like a lot of it is fake in Miami I mean a lot of it is fake all over now but yeah I've got to go to New Orleans over Miami this is a nice bracket though I would like for the listeners to fill this out yeah I'm going to keep track of this I'm going to monitor it as they say on the internet now the Elite 8 starts April 3rd get it together get your picks together It's time to vote. Yo, we making brackets out of any fucking thing, bro. Yo, you know what would be such a good idea for 42Doug? If, like, using this, he did, like, freestyles in each city that wins with thick women, like, for content. Like, get the thick baddies. If Houston wins, you fly into Houston, shoot a little quick freestyle, then fly to Detroit. Like, I just think that would be kind of a cool thing to add to this entire thing. But I want the real thick ones. Like, don't give me, I want thick. It would help with the voting process, too. If everyone shows up for 42 Doug's video, then we get to see who has the thick back. All you got to do is base it on the strip clubs in every city. That's the easiest way to do it. Oh, then LA, I don't know what you're saying about LA. Why? You think compared to all these, I've been to a Bay Area strip club. Compared to an LA strip club, night and day with thickness. okay night and day but i mean listen man this is more important than the actual final four to me so i'm excited for the results do we have voicemails you've got mail yes we do we have one okay hey everybody rory mall damaris everybody in the room hello um i just have a quick question hopefully it's quick this is my my third time recording this. This is not a salacious or sexy question. So sorry in advance. I am traveling with my mother from the Maryland area, specifically the Baltimore area. Yes, I know I don't have an accent. Also, we're not the self. Also, we're not the DMV. We're traveling up to New York in May for a Broadway show. I'm taking my mom to a Broadway a show. I bought her this ticket in advance for Christmas when I was super broke. So I didn't get myself a ticket. So her, her seat is like way in the front. I was planning on finding whatever I could find up until we got to the show. But then Shine announced that he was having a show in Brooklyn. So I've never seen Shine before. And I've been a huge fan of Shine, like mostly for non-rap reasons since he came out. Like he was in my binder 2004. You wanted to hump shine. When I was in 10th grade, that's how much of a fan him and the other guy was podcast. You guys came off of, you can kind of see where my taste is going here, which is strange, but either way I'm trying to figure out, should I ditch my mom or just go to the show with her? It's kind of tacky of me to do that. But I mean, I've never seen shine before. I can always see a Broadway play, right? Well alright In her defense When you have a crush as a kid And that crush still looks the same as they did When you were a kid Shine looks fucking great Maybe that's worth Ditching your mom But it's not at the same time as the play right Getting tickets for your mom for a Broadway play It's the same time So sorry mom we're not gonna go see Michael Jackson we're gonna go see Shine Well no it would be like Ma you can go alone but I'm gonna see Shine No she said should I bring my mom to the show Okay Yeah Nah man you can't ditch your mom For the shine concert You can You can definitely ditch Especially when you don't have a ticket yet And y'all probably won't be sitting next to each other But I just don't know if it's for shine You can ditch your mom I just don't know for Shine. That's all. And he might have another show. I mean, does he only announce one show? I'm not sure. I don't think so. I don't have alerts on Shine announcements. Neither do I. I ditched you guys for the Logic show in Vegas. Oh, I mean, he wasn't ditching. It wasn't like we had plans for doing nothing together. Yeah, he was going to hit the tables, but I was like, nah, I got to get this knowledge. did you did you get it did you did you get the nagging you never like no i did find out a lot of people like logic i was blown away all right um yeah no i think that you should i think you should go to the show then go go with your mom spend that time with your mom like you'll be fine as much there's no disrespect to shine whatsoever but i think the moments with your mother yeah you know the broadway play doing the new york thing that's gonna be a memory you can always share with your mom forever you can catch shine another time yeah like i'm sure he'll be back go see Sean in like Belize to like make it a moment yeah go see him when he's addressing the opposition of Belize you can catch Sean on stage plenty other times spend that time do something with mom hang out have you know girls night in New York City like I think that'll be more memorable than catching Sean at King's Theater or catch the matinee she already got the ticket though you could probably transfer it and then you and mom can go to Sean. Which show is it? She didn't specify which Broadway show it is. Off Broadway? That would help, yeah. See, if you specify exactly which show your mom got tickets to, that would kind of help in the decision as well. Because if it's one of the shows that's kind of like, eh, we heard that was okay, it really wasn't like that, then you might have to let moms go there by herself. And you know, like meet her after for dinner or something like that. But it's not even about the show. It's about the memory you went to a Broadway show. But they're not even sitting together. She might be in the balcony. Moms is in the front. She might be in the mezzanine. Yeah, like, where's she gonna sit at? You alright? She got the orchestra tickets? Alright, sorry. Yeah. Hot flashes? I told you. Ovulating. It's that time. It's that time. Y'all sick. Why do y'all track my ovulation? Because we need to know because I be telling Rory we should give you the days off when you're on your monthly. calling you monthly is funny is that not what it's called? monthly? just calling calling it like a metro card is funny to me yeah she got her monthly like you know what I'm saying like your little baby you might not feel like calling I was just like you know what gotta look at you can stay home like it's okay really? we've probably gotten some of her best rants when she was on her monthly though oh for sure nah like that yeah that definitely brings the best out of pod when that nigga pissed me off I be going off really? every time when they be looking I'll be looking at old clips of me that keep circulating. I'll be like, yo, a nigga had pissed me off five minutes before that clip. I ain't even mad at who I'm yelling at. I just got off the phone, walked in and turned the mics on. Yo, that's so funny. Like hearing women like, that's the shit that gets you fired up. Like this nigga done pissed me off. Like, I bet. But I can see like old clips that still go viral of me that are like less becoming. And I know exactly what was going on in my life that day. It's like, you, you know, when you slip up on a podcast and just, come across a way you don't want to come across, I know exactly what was happening in my life at that moment. Bro. I don't have that excuse. Really? I just be fired up. Boy, before I came in here and went off on Rayvon, boy I had just gotten into it with a nigga. Bad. Bad. So then that wasn't even for Ray? That's definitely not for Ray. He didn't even deserve all that smoke for Ray. Damn, you went crazy on Ray for that? Damn, that's crazy. You got pissed me off, bro. But yes, go to the concert with your mom though. Yeah, I would say yes. That's the best choice Go to the concert With your own What a show The Broadway show With your mom And you know Hopefully Sean will be back For a show in Brooklyn At another time And you can catch that Yeah and Timothy Said that shit dead anyways So you might as well Get your tickets To Broadway now Yeah man have a good night With mom in the city Have you ever done A Broadway show With your family Like is that your style With family My mom took me To see The Lion King Years ago Okay When it first came out Me and my mom I don't think my sister Was with us I think she was down In school at the time I feel like somebody else I don't think it was just me And my mom But yeah I saw Lion King With my mom Saw Color Purple With my mom My mom took me to see Three Kings of Comedy The Kings of Comedy Tour And they was at the Garden And my mom went to see them That night at the Garden But yeah All the Broadway plays I can remember is Color Purple Lion King And when I was young My mom used to go to Broadway All the time but I can't remember those fucking plays. I think it was like, Mama, I Wanna Sing. Y'all remember that? Y'all too young. Y'all remember Mama, I Wanna Sing. No, those billboards, you couldn't escape those billboards. Yeah, Mama, I Wanna Sing. I was like, I might've been like eight, nine. But that went on for like, that was a Broadway special. That was running for a while. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That like never stopped for like 40 years. But I remember that was one of the first ones that I went to go see as a kid with my mom. Yeah. I saw Motown and Bronx Tale with my mom, which were actually both great. Yeah, Motown and Bronx for sure. I mean, the Motown one, just the music wise was incredible. I was curious how they were going to make Bronx Tale work. And it was fucking, it was great. Like I actually really enjoyed that. Is it, is it weird that I can appreciate that Hamilton has gotten its flowers and everything that it did, but also like never, ever want to go see it. Yeah. I don't, I just don't want to see the forefathers rapping. I feel you. I just don't. I'm glad I'm like, I'm not here to hate shout out to everyone and what they did, but no, I don't want to see fucking y'all rap about the 4th of July. I just don't And prayers to Megan The Stallion Meg She fell sick the other night on her Bro-A show Moulin Rouge The name of it right? She's in Moulin Rouge The name of it She had to be rushed to the hospital But she did say she's fine She's recovering probably was a little dehydrated or whatever I do want to catch her on Bro-A Because I heard she's doing a great job So I'm going to try to get some tickets for that But hopefully she's back She's feeling better And I'm definitely Try to catch her While she's on Broadway So I saw Neo When he was in Hell's Kitchen I saw the version Without Neo Yeah He did a great job Shout out to Neo Okay Right before we leave Puff just got His release date April 15th 2028 Officially Alright So Baby D You good? I'm sorry Happy career day to you No I'm so tired Got your first career day off. You're tired, so I had to get some sleep today. And happy Kappaversary to Rory. Yes, thank you very much. Oh, yay! Thank you for clapping for surviving 16 years. 16 years of being a Kappa. It's been a long, long journey. Happy to see you. What? It's been a long journey. There's a song for that. Yeah, but Rory's here. He's Kappa land. Yeah. Just research it. Happy Kappaversary. It's on DSPs. All right, we'll talk to y'all soon. Be safe. Be blessed. I'm that nigga he's just ginger peace this is an iHeart podcast guaranteed human