Super Bowl Propalooza, Raiders to Hire Kubiak, Arizona Hires LaFleur, and 'Sex and the City' Finale Reactions

Welcome to the Ring of Fantasy football show. My name is Danny Hypes and today I'm joined by Danny Kellenkredk Coralbeck in person in Los Angeles. Hey, I'm Julian. Hey guys. We did it. Yeah, not in San Francisco, but we're here together close. Yeah, we're very close. We're in the state of California. Yeah, which is the same as just go to LA is like what North Carolina, New York on these coasts. It is quite a waste eight hour drive. Yeah, that's sick. Well, the super bowl is here next year. So we're early. That's right. You think we're going to get the best spot at Radio Row next year for if we get there now. Camping out like New Year's Eve time square. Okay, we're going to go through prop bets. We're going to go through emails. We're going to go through some coaching news. But first, quick reminder, we are here all off season two. So if your list was for super week, we still go twice a week after the Super Bowl. Deca's a draft expert going to be in the combine or in a few weeks, cover the draft trades for agency, all that jazz. And then also most importantly, Craig, who came in last place in the Rio Fantasy football league this year. Technically, but I had the same record as the guy who won the league. Only well, he came to last by the rules. They're probably so excited. She was the one who just cited the format. We decided the format. Not really because you were complaining about it like you weren't part of it. That's good for content to complain, right? Well, so Craig's punishment is he can't do caffeine for a week, which sucks because he doesn't drink coffee, but he does drink matches. So we want to Deca and I cheers. We're going to drink. I can't wait for both of you to be like, this tastes like dirt. Oh, that's the finest match I've ever had. It does kind of taste like dirt a little bit. I have had matches before though. It's not ceremonial grade. It's yeah, it's not quite. But anyway, let's just get to it. So we're going to go through all the prop bets. But first there's some news that's happened before we. Deca is just drinking them. I'm going to bring a case to Deca tomorrow. He's in front of Deca. That's pretty good. Deca, rolls through the news here. Yeah, we got a lot of stuff. We all have stuff. Let's start out with the Raiders, hiring, hiring. You're guy. Clint Kubey, I have the offensive coordinator of the Seahawks. Doesn't worry me whatsoever that he was having several interviews over the weekend, not really paying attention to this game that's coming up instead doing interviews. That doesn't worry me at all. So just I'm going to get ahead of that a little bit. Yeah. Did he say interview and putting together a staff before the big team? Not worried. It really is. There's kind of no way to fix this because it sucks that he is interviewing while preparing for the Super Bowl. That doesn't make any sense. But then there's also these teams who season ended a month ago and they need to make changes and get started. So you kind of need to be able to interview a coach. So it is just like a catch 22 that you can't kind of solve. So it is a bummer, but I don't know what a solution is. You're never going to have like billionaire owners of teams with their $10 billion companies not trying to poach talent for a month after the season ends, but you're also never going to have them not pursuing the coaches on the best teams that go through it. But it's all. Everyone's got to wait a month and then you can all start interviewing. That will never happen. But I also understand why like when a couple of years, the first time the Eagles chees played in the Super Bowl and then like Jonathan Ganon's defense coordinator, the games in Arizona and the Arizona Cardinals are poaching Jonathan Ganon all week and they to the point where the Cardinals actually got fined at a give the Eagles the third round pick for tampering. And then the Cardinals give up or sorry, the Eagles give up 38 points in the Super Bowl to the chiefs and you're like, oh, imagine if you'd spent like two more hours. This is the second. Straight Seahawks to Raiders coaching higher. Right. Well, Pete Carroll. Oh, yeah. I think he took a year off. Second times a chance. Yeah. Yeah. From from Kubiaks point of view, do you guys like to smooth by him? I my thought my thought initially was he probably could have done the Ben Johnson thing way to year. Come back another season. I have like a pretty good offense with the Seahawks and they have like his pick of the litter, so to speak, potentially. But he gets the number one pick in the draft. Right. He gets Mendoza. I think this is the best spot for Kubiaks. The Tom Gray. But the Raiders are not a stable or no, but this is it is though because this is the reverse. Now that Tixedo's actually seen kind of cool. Like because now that it's Tom Brady running the team, but you have Fernando Mendoza. Now it's cool because now you have Brock Bowers and Michael Merit, Tydan, you have Genty, you have Mendoza. Now you need to three offensive linemen. Colt Miller, a left tackle solid and I still think Jackson Powers Johnson is good in the interior, but the defense, honestly, man, whatever they should trade back. Cross me. But like for culture, you can keep them. The point is you get Mendoza, you bring him in, he's good. And if Kubiaks makes Mendoza good, now it's like Tom Brady actually personally mentoring Mendoza, like karate kid style. It's this is such a better plan than the oldest coach in the NFL having the worst team. Try to build with Geno Smith. It was 36. This is this is a real plan. I do think I agree. It's I mean, it's quick. I mean, he rose up. I mean, he hasn't been calm place for a long time. I mean, he went from like Saints to Seahawks, one year at the Seahawks to head coach of the Raiders. And it all happened very suddenly. Right. But like, how often is it that you get the number one pick in the draft? And it's somebody who I think people feel pretty good about, you know what I mean? Higher floor type of quarterback. Yeah, I think Kim Ward, it was kind of like, who knows? He's kind of more of a default number one guy. Mendoza, I don't know if he's Caleb Williams level, but he does feel like somebody who you can build around and obviously Clint Kubiaks feels the same way. Well, Clint Kubiaks, I mean, he got 14 wins at a Arnold this regular season. We had never seen that before. Because we have last year. Yeah, I got that. He did make different car on Hayden. He had more matcha. Yeah, I will say I have to admit. Why do I have to drink more money? I have to admit. You don't want it? I took another sip of the matcha and I'll admit, I've had matcha with you before it's good. This match, I almost vomited on the, it's not the best match. I like. I hope the guy who made that. No, it's not him. It's just the quality you, you joke with the quality of the matcha. Where did you get the match at the toilet store? Anyway, other news DK. The Cardinals hire a Michael Flore. Flore, one of the other La Flore brothers, the brother Matt. Michael Flore who is 38 years old. He had, the Cardinals basically ran out of options. No offense to Michael Flore. Everybody else decided to take other jobs. And Clint Kubiaks chose the Raiders. So they took another guy who's kind of in that world. Like bottom line, that's what happened. Yeah. I mean, they'll tell you that's not what happened. They close their eyes, they threw a dart at anybody on the lambs coaching staff. And they're like, we'll take him. This is like another one of those proximity to Sean McVeigh thing. Sure. Still alive and well. He was the offensive coordinator for the Rams. What's going to happen when like, actually 80% of the league is just people who coached and just shot it back. It's getting close. Yeah. It's kind of crazy. It's all the Shanahan McVeigh tree. Yes. And it's kind of all spreading. Obviously, Michael Flore actually also came up under Shanahan and Cleveland. Went to Atlanta with Shanahan. Then to San Francisco when Robert Salah was named the head coach in New York for the best. He brought La Flore to be his offensive coordinator. Two seasons in New York, the jets were second to last and scoring during that stretch. I think it's hard to not last. Not last. That was with Zach Wilson, Mike White and Joe Flacco at quarterback those two seasons. So it's kind of hard to figure out what exactly he brings to the table. But again, I'm sure he has learned a lot under Sean McVeigh and Shanahan. And so, you know, this is one of those that I think the name value certainly helps Matt Lohler is a really good coach. What an incestuous division now because other than the C-OX now, the NSC West is McVeigh and Kyle Shanahan who are really good friends. And now Michael Flore and all these guys have just kind of known each other for like 20 years. But he's like the group chat. It's like the group chat. Everyone's a coach in the NFL. Yes. It's like the whole squad got famous. Yeah. It's bizarre. But they mean they all came up in the NFL. You know, these guys have been coaching for a while. Like Matt La Flore or Michael Flore are only 38 years old, but he's been, you know, to a bunch of teams already. I think in terms of situations, Arizona, the reason they're the last team to hire somebody is because they're one of the worst situations. Bad ownership group or at least that's what you've heard from the NFLPA reports over the last couple of years. The quarterback situations of Matt's, Kyle or Murray, we don't know exactly what's going on with him. And so, you know, and they've been really bad, honestly, over the last couple of years. I looked it up. They have their 20 and 39 and one in the NSC West in the last decade. They have one playoff game in that stretch and they got their asses kicked by the Rams. So this is a tough situation to go to. This is a rebuild because no one gives a shit. The Cardinals are like the dolphins where it's like when they're really bad, no one cares because it's really nice and cool to be in Arizona or Miami where it's like they're actually quietly maybe a notch above like the, maybe not the Browns, but like they're kind of like some shitty teams, but people feel worse when cold cities are bad, but no one cares. It is weirdly maybe the worst spot in the league right now to coach. The Cardinals are situations of mass. He's getting paid a ton of money and you know he's not the guy. That's really hard. He's under contract still. And then not only that, I've figured out pretty quickly too. Yes. And in your division, you're going up against the Niners, the Seahawks and the Rams. It's the dragon meme. It is like the three really tough bad ass like in dragon. I don't know what you talked yourself into. It's like I don't have the quarterback. I don't have anything to really build on and I'm in the hardest division. And football. That's the thing with Michael who's getting this job. I think we learned something about last coaching cycle is the best candidates do actually seem to have confidence in themselves to take good jobs like Liam Cohen went to Trevor Lawrence and yeah, Vrable was like I didn't come here for the Patriots and I came here for Drake May. And then you have Ben Johnson waited for kill Williams and then you have other situations where if a guy's willing to take the Cardinals job, he's like I might not get this. I mean, yeah. LaFlaur is probably like there might not be 10 new coaching openings next year. Let's be honest. So this is maybe my shot. I mean, I think he's been kind of in the discussion for a couple of years. So maybe this was inevitable. But yeah, I think this is, it's a tough situation. I think being the really by far worst team in the division is the hardest part of this. I think they can figure out the quarterback situation. It's not just the worst team in the division. It is by far the best division. It's yeah. And though the last thing I'll say about just the head coaching openings, it's worth noting that 10 now 10 openings happen and 10 openings have been filled as head coaches. No black coaches were hired. Right. So it's worth noting the disparity. We don't have to get into the entire, you know, structural issues in the NFL, but it's worth noting the disparity as I believe roughly 60% of the players in the NFL are black. And now the only black coaches in the NFL, head coaches in the NFL now are Todd Boles, who's 62, Dimeco Ryan's. And then Aaron Glen, who frankly, I don't know if he's got another full year left with the Jess. Right. So he got one at a 10 head coaches are black and six at a 10 players are black. So the disparity widened even though there were 10 openings. Right. Kyle Murray guaranteed $40 million in 2026. Well, when you say guarantee. This is from Spotcher, Spotcher Act 39.8 million of his 2026, 2026 salaries already guaranteed. 17 million of his 2027 salary locks in March 15th. Yeah. So they need to, they need to ship him out before that, I think. The cap hit of a team where, yeah, be 42 million and 2026, 36 million in 2027. So the thing, long, I think they have a couple days to win. It's like three days after the league year, basically they have like a 72 hour window to not pay them that money. So I think he's going to get cut or traded. I don't even know where he goes. Well, we could do that. After the Super Bowl, we can go through all those teams where Kyle is going to go because it's. It shouldn't stay. Probably not. It's not a lot of landing spots anymore where I feel like he would go. I mean, my Emmy. Yeah. I don't know. Honestly, the irony is like if he were on Arizona, we'd be like, he should go to Arizona. So I don't really know what it's good to do. You know, one cool thing is the giant's hired Matt Nagy. He's often supported. I thought that was pretty sick. Didn't you guys? You like that? Yeah. No, it's great. He wasn't in the 15 files. That was a win. I know. I know. Well, I actually do know so much. Did you check actually? No, I was assuming. Maybe. Maybe stupidly. Let me just search pulled up. Here I'll pull up. Come on, DJ. Oh, I've did. I'm not a robot to go into the DOJ. That's all it takes. It's just nope. I'm not. They're like, cool. You know, it's funny. I'm on the DOJ website trying to search the Epstein files and the first questions. I've been working with the DOJ for 18 years or older. It's important. Yeah. Yeah. I understand the irony in that. Okay. Okay. So, hi, Fitz. First reaction. I see in the dock here, you have just written down, man. My first reaction to the giant's hired Matt Nagy was genuinely. It was like a deep sigh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just met. It's just such an uninspiring choice. I mean, first of all, the raven, the giants were going to take Todd Monk and his offensive coordinator who joined the Java. He had a job. Yeah. He was with, you know, Todd Monk was a coordinator for the ravens and people say whatever you want about Todd Monk and like Lamar had won an MVP in his first season of Todd Monk and then maybe was better the next year. I like when MVP. I thought that would have been a great hire. And there, I don't know. I kind of like when guys in their 50s or 60s are still kind of cutting edge with offense and stuff and you could quibble, but like, I don't know. I, that would be exciting. But Todd Monk got the Browns job. So they had to start from scratch. The fact that Matt Nagy and the chiefs, like Matt and Nagy has worked for Candy Reid for a long time. And I'm sure that's like the origins of this is like John Harboh's an old Andy Reid guy. Matt and Aggie's been with Andy Reid forever. I'm sure they go back a long time. But that's my thing is I think it's more about like trust and I know this guy and I believe take Andy Reid's word. But Andy Reid himself decided that they weren't going to work together anymore. And so it's like Matt and Aggie, I think they were like, oh, yeah, I want play calling. Why had coaching? But it's like the Titans were going to hire Matt and Aggie and then they got Robert Salon in the building. They're like, oh, we love this guy. And Aggie, I the most charitable thing you could say is he had a solid season of Trubisky and then like that was a bad deck of cards to get. But first year in Chicago, you went 12 and four with Trubisky won the division double the link. That was a very good defense went eight and eight each of the next two years and then went six and 11 with fields his rookie season and has not been a head coach since. Could you make the case that this is a guy right who has learned from Andy Reid who you trust and like a Josh McDaniel or something like that? Like maybe he could be the offensive coordinator for a while. You know, you have to worry about like it in and out. He's so shitty. No one will poach him. What a cool. Do you believe that? I mean, as a guy who's been under the chiefs for, you know, seven of the last 10 years? I don't know. I is the boring answer. I don't know how much credit to give Matt and Aggie for like Patrick Mom's or whatever. Like first of all, the Bears when he got developed anyway, I don't know. I think it's a little concerning how uninspiring and frankly, like bad that chiefs offense has been for like years. Like we're being honest. The chiefs defense kind of got them to a couple of those super balls and Mom said it makes some stuff happen. But it actually reminds you kind of like the Eli Super Bulls where it was like the giants off into times was that it's best in two-minute drill. And it's like the chiefs when they're winning. How many games do they win in the last play of the game two years ago? Six times? Like I don't know. I look at Maggie. I mean, did we just blow past the thing here that the chiefs literally were just like, yeah, we're not going to have you be there. Yeah, they're not going to have you anymore. They're like, we should go our separate ways. And they can spin that as like, oh, now I'm like, I think the enemy. Yeah. They replaced him with some guy that wasn't on their staff. It wasn't even, you know, it was like a internal thing. Right. So, and I remember, you know, Reed was talking about this in interviews. He was saying essentially the reason they brought back the enemy is because he's like going to be more honest to the players and he's the fucking guy. He's like, he is like a, he reads good. Yeah, he's going to be mean. He's going to be a drill sergeant essentially. That's exactly what they're going to say. What does that say about Maggie? I mean, maybe that's not what Jackson Dark needs, but I think it is just bizarre that we're, you know, he literally just left. What was the other, what the hell happened to Sean Payton and Boenix? Yeah, this is something that happened a while ago a couple days ago, but we haven't really talked about it. I thought it was very interesting and a little bit bizarre. Basically in Denver, Sean Payton had a, you know, end of season press conference and in that press conference, he talked about Boenix's ankle and basically what he said, quote, it was found was a condition that was predisposed. They always find a little more when they go in. Well, wait, do we have, do we have the audio? We have some audio. Hold on, let me finish this though. And then so basically he said, Payton said it wasn't a matter of, if it was a matter of when. That's what he, that was his read on the ankle injury. Basically, this was always going to happen. And then he said something even weirder, which we've got the audio here. He said he had one in high school. And then he said he had one at Auburn. And I said, I didn't realize that. If I don't know that, I wouldn't have drafted you. But he's, he's a tough, a little weird. He rises up for the next challenge and we'll go from there. When you say he had one, he means ankle surgery, right? Right. For ankle injury, ankle surgery. And you know, the little laugh, he's like, I wouldn't have drafted you. But then Boenix responded and was like, he shouldn't speak on my surgery. He doesn't know what he's talking about. Yeah, he said, he said, quote, I don't think he should really share how many surgeries have had in the past, in the past, to be honest with. He doesn't even really know that. Man, not great vibes from a team that lost in depressing fashion in the title game. Not the best thing to say to your quarterback, which is broke his ankle. That like wouldn't have drafted you if I knew you had this problem. That's reassuring. Thanks, coach. It's the worst day of my life. Yeah, it strikes me so much because he, he, he's sandwiched in between. He's a man of God. He believes God has a plan for him. Yes. I don't know about this. I wouldn't have drafted this fucking bomb. More or less he said that. And, you know, it just kind of got me thinking, maybe that relationship isn't all that strong. Something that Hi-Fetz had alluded to in the past. But I feel like that's just Sean Payton, right? It's like, Sean Payton's, is it, is it, or Sean Payton's relationship with anybody that's strong? Everybody. No, but everybody hates this guy. No, but here's the thing, Sean Payton, there's no coach that is more calculated with how they interact with the media. And even if sometimes it's emotional or big, big swinging, like when Sean Payton talks to the media, like he's with purpose, it's, and I think it can come off as, oh, he's just talking off the cuff. So what's he trying to communicate here? That he hates his lane, the groundwork for fucking... Next ain't the guy. I think Bo and X and Sean Payton, like, I think they kind of hate each other. And it was papered over by a 13-game winning streak. And winning fixes everything. Look what I have, it's lose one game. Look what happens. Like, I'm just saying, like, this is the, like, that happens all the time in every sport with team sports. Winning fixes everything and then losing things come out. We lost one game and then again, we talk all the time, like, you lose the Super Bowl thing to come apart. They were the worst thing. Yeah. And the closer you get, the more painful it is. You got Kevin to ran to your freaking warriors and thundered lost in the Western Conference Finals. Like, the closer you get, and you don't get there, the more painful it is. This is like a subset of when we say, super losing a Super Bowl breaksteves. Not making a Super Bowl. The way the Broncos didn't make the Super Bowl, like, you start shifting blame. I'm just saying, I think middle of the season, Bo and X and Sean Payton had issues. And then they won 12 straight games after that Raiders Broncos game, but they won like 10 six. And it was like the worst game of the entire year. And then they won 12 straight games that had never came up again. But I think they have issues. And I think that's not some off the cuff comment. This is so like he does. That's like he does. It's very reminiscent of what the way he was sort of talking about Russell Wilson in the media. And he's like annoyed with them and everything. There was also moments during the season where Bo and X and him were yelling at each other on the sidelines. Yeah, really. Because Sean Payton, so whatever he old now, he takes 12 seconds to call his like a hundred word play. Bo and X is like, get me the play. You're like, we're not stirring the play call. Yeah, they also fired their offensive coordinator, Joe Lombardi, right? And then promoted the quarterbacks coach Davis Webb, because I think he was getting a coordinator job somewhere. So they kind of had a axed Lombardi and they'd rather keep Joe Lombardi than let Davis Webb go. But it's also, I think Jay Gruden posted this where it's like, imagine being Joe Lombardi and you almost got it back up quarterback to the Super Bowl. But then Sean Payton makes the decision to kick a, to go front and forth instead of going to nothing. And then Sean Payton, like instead of taking a 10 nothing lead, turns it over on down to the Joe Lombardi gets fired. And anyway, it's, I love all these. Yeah. There's a lot of people that are willing to kind of go on the record. It's just like Payton is just terrible interpersonal skills. Like he's a great play caller and a great mind. But like he has no idea how to have relationships saying that at a press conference and you're right. And maybe it is deliberate. And he's trying to just like say fuck you to Bo Nick's. But that's just terrible. What? What? But there's been some funny conspiracy theories about this next thing happening. I'm going to type them into the website. Yeah, sure. Make sure you hit the 18. Yeah. No, but basically there was some report last year, last week or whatever, or two weeks ago that he actually heard himself celebrating in the locker room, which was I think demonstrably false. You could see him winning on the sideline. Totally. But and then there was also, I think this is funny. And my tinfoil hat thing is that Payton actually really wanted to start Stitom just to prove that he was the greatest coach alive. He's like, I could take him back. This is every coach does. This is like John Groot and when he was with the Raiders signed Freaking Nathan Peter Men just because all coaches want to do is prove that other coaches, Mrs. Players, they know how to do it. Okay. Should we get to prop bets? Let's do it. There's a Super Bowl. There is a Super Bowl. I don't know if you guys have heard. So we're going to go through the prop bets. And again, if you don't know what prop bets are, they're kind of like if you wanted to lose money in even more spectacular ways. I do. Let's do it. Or when large totals. Look, we're talking about gambling here. You gotta understand like sometimes you gotta look at the stuff is sometimes you're not putting down bets and gambling. You're spending. You're spending to exhortate your time. You're putting a coin in and getting up on the ride and going up and down and around. You're having fun. It's all good things. You might not make the money back. Having said that, we're going to win money on this because the coin toss is where I want to start. You can bet money on the coin toss. You put down a dollar with 95 cents for heads or tails. For getting Super Bowl for a second, when you guys actually call a toss, what do you call heads? Heads for sure. Me. You tails guy? No, just whatever comes tails never fails. Wow. I have no formula. I've called heads every time since I was six. I don't think I've called tails in my tire life. And you've won 50% of the time. Since you were six. Six was that me? Exactly. You remember the last first coin toss? I think I lost to one toss and get a guard. Actually, I'm not kidding. I actually was flipping coins with Calvin the other day for the first time ever. Betting the coin toss is the perfect encapsulation of gambling because there's like, there is literally no edge. And it's like, you can bet a dollar and win 96 cents. You don't even get an even return. And it's still like, yeah, I'm going to do it. There's something man about it. That's great. It's also funny because they don't even do heads and tails. They do like, here's one side. It's like the AFC. This is one shield. Yeah. Yeah. So you had the right. I don't know. Maybe it'll be tails. Stop. It can't be tails. It could be tails. Okay. Fine. I said, wait, so what are we doing? I think we should build a ringer fantasy football show prop sheet. Okay. And like like, we're going to mock draft to see how many things you hit. We're locking in heads. All right. Obviously, I'm kidding about the head's tails thing. Like, you know, who knows? However, actually though we're going to win is the national anthem. Oh my god. We're starting there. I would love to. Yeah. So let's go to the national anthem. Just Craig's whole year builds up to this. Yeah. Charlie Pooth is singing the national anthem this year. You're so funny. I've never said the name out loud. And I was waiting for you to do it. Can you explain to or put your path or put? I didn't. I've never said. You never heard the name Charlie Pooth. I read it. I didn't know how it's confidence to say it out loud. I was a little afraid. How is that possible? Pooth. It's the spelling is ridiculous. P-U-T-E. How have you never heard of it? Why is that ridiculous? It's not about that. I'm not sure how he's going to answer his name. If I said poof and it wasn't poof, I would never hear the fucking end of it. I guess it could be poth. Could it though? I just heard the word spell that we made you do. I guess I don't have an issue with him saying I don't know how to spell it. I think it's remarkable that he's never heard the name Charlie Pooth out loud spoken to him. That's crazy. He hasn't come up a lot. He's very famous. What are you talking about? Well, that's what I was going to ask. He sings the Fast and Furious song we've been talking about for a month. That's him? Yes. A long time. See you again. That's him. I knew I knew him. I knew I knew him from somewhere. Can you explain to an elder millennial who Charlie Pooth is? Hold on, I'm tone deaf. I can be young millennial. Who Charlie Pooth is? No, I can't. What's the word they use for a really old millennial? Geriatric millennial. Geriatric millennial. Saved by the bell millennial to be PC. I mean, he's just like a singer songwriter. He sings the Paul Walker song. But is he, doesn't he do something on Instagram where he's known for? He's known for where he's like, he's kind of like a musical subon. He can create songs out of random sounds. He's very good. He's made like the last few years on TikTok, he's gotten really, really popular because he can like, he shows people how to make songs from their bedroom. Look. He's really good at it. Okay. Doesn't he have some crazy ability like pitch? Yeah, he can go really high. I can't remember. There's like something where he can recognize pitch and only a certain segment of people can do that. Oh, interesting. Yeah, he's like a musical subon. Right. He's really good voice. Like he can register like hear sounds other people can hear like a bass. He can be like, that's a C sharp or something. I don't know. That's cool. But yeah, anyway, I don't really get pitch. Well, you're tone deaf. I know. Anyway, so can I hum it because I'll get it wrong and we transform. I don't think so. Can I see you again, song? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. The lawyers are like, that is a lot. No way. No one could identify that. Okay. So let's get into it. AI. National Anthem. How long will it take Charlie Pooth to sing the National Anthem? The line currently is 121.5 seconds. So two minutes, one second and a half. Okay. He's never sang the National Anthem on a large stage before. Like there's really no example of him doing this. Right. However, so I don't know if you guys remember last year when we watched in the Spotify theater. We were freaking out about John Batiste. His line was about the same. It was two minutes. What was one second less. And he literally went right through. He went exactly two minutes. Right. And it was it. I don't even remember which side they landed on, but it was right on it because you couldn't really tell with him with Batiste. Charlie Pooth has names spelled like it sounds. Batiste? Yeah. Sure. Let's say. Pooth has been doing interviews about this. I've been watching. He had an interview with Ryan Seacrest. And what he, he's the second person to have a sing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl since other than Whitney Houston. And he wants to do a nod to Whitney Houston. What? Wait, sorry. Say that again. He's the second one. He's the second New Jersey native to the National Anthem. Other than Whitney Houston. And so he said he wants this to be a nod to Whitney Houston in a way. I'm not really sure what that means, but what he said was he's like, I don't think people think of me as a vocalist. And I want them to see me as a vocalist. He's about to waste a lot of our time. He's the guy carry Okie. He's like, I'm going to do Celine Dion. I'm like, okay, it's about you. He's going to have like a little fills here and there. He's going to go on this little whole tangent. He said, I want to show people I can do it. People don't think of me as a vocalist. It's going to be very good. With respect, he got picked to sing at the Super Bowl. Like clearly they think of you as a vocalist. Don't people think of him as a vocalist? You thought him, what did you think of him as a little tick tock guy? Pitch Instagram guy. That's fair. So Pitch Instagram singing in these things. The problem is, it's like sure you can say you want to nod to Whitney Houston. Whitney Houston is the greatest voice in the history of the world. It's pretty hard to match that. And I watched hers and hers was one minute and 56 seconds. So five seconds louder than the line. So this is like the sex. The sex could win, but it could be when he Houston becomes shorter than us. So I actually think I like the under. If he wants to try to match her style, maybe he won't like, we'll embellish and take his time and he'll honor her and sing it the way she did. So I think I kind of like the under. Also, I don't think he has the pipes of Whitney Houston. So I don't think he can hang on those notes for super long. The piano thing is interesting. If he plays the piano, I don't know if that will slow down. Should be fucking around on the piano. But the piano, when he Houston, not on piano. But isn't the most basic thing here is, I don't care who you are. You said he's never seen the National Anthem at any event. Not to mind knowledge. So he's just going to do the Super Bowl. Isn't it like he'll be nervous and speed it up. Like you don't slow it down when you're nervous, realistically, your process speeds up. I think that's right. I don't know. Maybe he won't be nervous. Because the other one, I don't think he can be nervous. Yeah, that's true. The other one here is, will he forget a, will Charlie Puth. That's so funny to P.U.T.H. Puth. Will any word be forgotten? No, is it just me? Yes. You think it should be Puth? I was worried it was. Do you think it should be Puth? No, Puth is just Puth. I don't know. It's just fun to say Puth. All right. The point is, will any words be forgotten or emitted? Yes, it's five to one. And if you're nervous, you've never done it before, the odds go up. But that would shorten it. True, that would shorten it. I think I like the under. When do you use the minute 56? First time doing it. Do you know what the average over under is? Is it always the same? No, it changes over here. I know. Is this a higher low? I think it's a little low. And the line has dropped. It was like two minutes and five seconds. And it's now down to two minutes and one second. All right. Wow. God, this is a lot of sticking. We're taking the under. I like the under. Okay. Under and heads. Okay. Superbly. I can find more. Wait, there's one more national anthem. I want to hit. I saw this. Who will be shown first during the national anthem? Stefan Diggs or Jackson Smith and Jigbaugh? I just kind of think the broadcast is going in Jigbaugh. I think that's for multiple reasons. Like not only is Jigbaugh a better player, but perhaps for other things going on behind the scenes with Stefan Diggs. I'm like, I just don't know if they're going to show him. I'm like, it's even odds. I would take, I would take in Jigbaugh. Can you bet if someone's going to cry during the national anthem? You have to bet on individual play. I think the crying is going to take your bet. Do you think, yeah, do you think we're going to have a cryer? Yeah. I'll bet for sure. I think we're going to have a cryer. I think they find the cryer and then show. Find the, who do you think the cryer is? John Snyder. It's usually like, see Hux GM. No, he's not. GM is not. He's going to be. I think it's usually got a hard defensive player. Like it's scary when you see like a, like a bad ass cry. It's going to be something like back up when you take Lawrence. Yeah, take Lawrence. You shed to tear your like block. This game's over. Do you remember who was the, the Broncos running back? No, Sean Marino. No, Sean Marino. Yeah. Yeah. Craziest tear that was like, welling up in his fire hydrant. Also Schneider was there for the other super balls. So it's like, why is he crying? Right? I don't know. It's got to be a player who's there for the first time. It's just my gut feeling. OK. I think probably won't show any of our maybe in the box. Have you seen the bat JSN or digs who they show first? That's a great, great. Great. Great. So speaking of JSN MVP odds, Dika, you text me earlier today that you like Jackson, Smith and Jig, but the receiver for Seattle and MVP at like call it five to one. Yeah. I think there's a strong chance. I mean, just the way that he's been playing the PC plays in their offense. Eighth most yards. I mean, he's an incredible and the Patriots over the season have not been very good against number one receivers. So that's kind of the end of the analysis. I mean, there's not really much more to it. OK. Here's my view. Yeah. Can I give you my fear? Yeah, of course. If Jackson Smith and Jig, but has a good enough game to be considered MVP, that probably means Sam Donald also had a lot of yards and touchdowns and usually then just goes to the quarterback. Like, it would have to be a very specific situation for and jig, but I have like 160 yards and two touchdowns, but Donald has a mediocre game where they wouldn't give it to Donald. You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, I think we parlayed Donald to throw a pick with Jason. Right. That's kind of what I was going to have to be kind of like a Donald throw. So 230 yards, two touchdowns and a pick and most of those yards just go to JSN, which I guess is possible. But it's hard. I mean, obviously, mostly just goes to quarterbacks. So JSN would have to have a uniquely incredible game in Donald would have to be pretty mediocre. I got to be honest. I think the MVP, I like some of the odds in this game, but I think the MVP odds kind of suck. Like, I actually would almost like I'm looking at some of the odds like JSN at five to one of these things. She just take Donald or Drake May. The other thing I like. No, I actually think you should take Devin with her spoon. There we go. No, I'm not kidding. I kind of almost want a bet on once every five to 10 years, they do give the MVP to a defender who like does a pick six. Like, they give it to what's his name in New England when they last played believe it, believe it or not. No, he didn't get it. Well, that's because they felt before the fucking game ends. They give it no Brady. Actually, that Brady got it. And he should not come up with it and win that year. No, but they definitely had already voted on VP, but Brady was the MVP. He was like, actually, what a Brady. It was Brady that year. But I remember talking about that. It's because they vote before. Right, right, right. Well, this is like so insane. It did. Yeah, for people who are talking about superlum VP is voted by the people who are at like, there's certain credentialed media members that get to vote, but they also want to get on the elevator to go down to the press conference. Like, pencils down and final three minutes of the game, which makes no sense because that's when the game is decided. It has a time. Exactly. So the Superl security is so hard to get down the elevator that like, once my Apple watched the stuff and changed the rules. Who just the Rams won. I'm not trying to take Cooper Cup Superlum VP away, but we were at that game in the press box. And when Aaron Donald tackled Joe Burrow on fourth down to end the game and sack them and stands up and it's like ring me pointy as ring figure, which is like the coolest celebration I've ever seen. Everyone had already voted for the half the people that voted for Cooper Cup already. I'm like, uh, kind of the Aaron Donalds when they were, but people were in the elevator. And so that's kind of anyway, Malcolm Smith had a pick six for the sale. He also beat the Broncos. He got the MVP. And I think Dexter Jackson for the box that a pick six like this is 20 years ago and got the MVP. But I kind of just, I don't know man, Ernest Jones. Some of these Ramsey X defenders like 150 or 200 to one. And I'm like, I don't know man. So here's a scenario where, and this is kind of, this goes along with what I think the game is kind of kind of look like. And the Patriots Rams Super Bowl from whatever year that was 2019, 17 or whatever. 18, um, 19 Super Bowl 18. It was 2019. So Julie and Edelman was the Super Bowl MVP that's that game. And Brady was 21 of 35, 262 yards. He had no touchdowns in a pick. It was 13 to three or Super Bowl. I think you think this game is soft. That was like the least memorable. I kind of do. You think it will suck. I think it'll be like a defensive battle for the most part. But Julie and Edelman had 10 catches 141 yards. Uh, yeah, I just don't know if the game sucks. Well, that's kind of depressing. Uh, touchdown scores. I gotta tell you not to be Debbie Downer. I don't, the touchdown score, I don't like any of the bets for the touchdown scoring because I'm looking at, I'm just being honest like, wow, I'm just being honest. I don't like this. I don't know. I don't know if we're going to make money to these. I don't know. I'm just saying like if you look at some of these, like the touchdown score, like AJ Barner, who I know he does the touch first Seattle, but he's like two to one. And he's, you know what I mean? I'm kind of like, I like that. Oh, I kind of hate it. Yeah, he's, I like it. I think we need a prerequisite where after Eddie bet, we all go, oh, I like that. Yeah, that's good. Well, it's like the six defense to score touchdown is five to one where I'm like, all right, it's a fucking defense. That doesn't even include the special teams. I know. There's like an AJ barn. Sal and Bill were talking about. There's an AJ Barner. He's like plus two 30 to score a touchdown. I'm like, that's, that's pretty tough odds for AJ Barner. What do you think? I like that. Yeah. Are we, should we just throw out stuff we like or what do you want? Well, I saw on that note though. I want to throw out something on that, on the touch something. Okay. The Patriots might win this game and just started in 20 year cloud of darkness that we almost live amongst. However, I wanted to embrace the idea that what if DK actually has a great day in the Siouxx win and the service dominate on the touchdown thing. This Patriots to not square touchdown is like 20 to one. And I was wondering, what if Steve and I Smith is right in this game is 60 to nothing, Siouxx. And I wanted to entertain the idea that like the Patriots are a really good team and the Siouxx are a historic team, which again, once every 10 years, you're like the Ravens Giants met up and the Giants didn't score a touchdown and like the Patriot, the Broncos and the sort of what eight points and it's like, would it be really crazy if we'll Campbell the rookie left tackle and the rookie left guard in the second year quarterback. They just kind of get like three field goals and this game is over. What are the odds? It's 20 to one. I kind of like that one. Oh, I like that too. Yeah. Not better than I would very much like that. Yeah, no, right. I actually kind of like that better than any of the individual bets. I guess you could do like Ramon Dre. You win a dollar 60 cents if you put a dollar down. I'm like, I'd rather actually just, I mean, it was score at all. What is the Patriots? They've averaged like 15 points a game in the playoffs because of playing these very good defenses. I mean, they couldn't move the ball for three quarters against the chargers. They couldn't really move the ball for large sections against the Texans. They could like, you know, even pre-snow first half against Denver, they couldn't do a lot. I mean, the Patriots won that game because the Broncos, because Jared Sturver threw the ball backwards while running backwards inside the 20 and it was doing the same thing to me. I got it. And now they're playing Seattle. Yeah. I don't think it's crazy. So I kind of, I feel like I'm reverse jinks in the Patriots and it was super well win, but I actually think they might have might not score touchdown. I have one that's kind of touchdown related. Please. Player to score the most points in the game. Jackson Smith and Jigba is nine to one for this. And in the rationale is, if he scores two touchdowns, he's going to win this. He's going to win. Right. And if you just look at his line, just score two touchdowns. The odds for him to score two touchdowns is plus 650. This is plus 900. So I'm like, if he's going to win this, it's because he scores two touchdowns. And in theory, he could, I guess score one and still technically win it, but he's going to win it if he scores two touchdowns. So you're getting nine to one versus six to one for him to score two touchdowns, essentially. I think the problem would be if anyone are doing scores two touchdowns, it's tied and you don't get it, right? Yeah. But I, I guess you would just, you push. And the kickers usually are the one that went there, right? Yeah. And it's like for, if JSN scores two touchdowns, that's 12 points. That would be four field goals and that would still be a tie. They would need five field goals. I don't know. I kind of like it. Nine to one. Basically for JSN to have two touchdowns. I mean to that. The only one I wonder is you just hated that one. No, I like that. I can bounce back. That's good. I have a bunch of salvage. Five bounce back. Yeah. All right. The offensive ball carrier to run the longest total distance in a single play from Scrimmage. She hid. Um, she hid. Wait, wait, sorry. I need to get from Scrimmage. Because there are bets on yards after the catch, air yards for receiver and then from Scrimmage. So you talk about like longest play or you actually need the ball behind the line of Scrimmage. It has to be a catch or a carry. Just longest cat like a 40 yard catch is 40 yards because they're actually believe it or not. I found breakdowns this year. Yes. Okay. I'm now you're confusing me offensive ball carrier to run the longest total distance in a single play from Scrimmage. And then it says loss if no reception or carries. Okay. You see why I'm confused that's just the longest play. Yes. Okay. Yes. Right? Does it not include catches or just carries ball carrier play from Scrimmage? Okay. Um, this is why we get paid the big bucks. Travion Henderson is 40 to one. That seems wrong. Oh, one of the most expensive players. JSN has the best odds. He's three to one. Rashid Shahid six to one. We don't need to hear it. 40 to one. Travion Henderson just got a bus for 60 yard run every other gate. Put it in, put it in yellow or whatever. Highlight it. The salt. That's on our card. I'm back. You're back. You're so bad. I don't even need any anymore. Do you need to do this? No. No. I dare you. That's only that's premium grade. Not ceremony. What do you guys want? You want nerdy bets that I actually think will win? Do you want like dumb bets? Or do you want things that I just thought was they I was just scrolling and I just stopped and thought about. Whatever calls to you. So when I was just scrolling and I was kind of like just looking the one that I just or a few that I just was like, huh? And the first one was just total of exceptions in the game. Okay. Over under one and a half and over one and a half is plus money. You would win. It's like, you know, 11 bucks to you put down 10. And I'm like, it's San Donald Drake May and I need two picks and you're get it like. Yeah. They're saying it's favorite to have under just one pick in the game or zero. Yeah. How confident are you that San Donald is not going to throw an interception in this game? Not real confident. I just doesn't seem like in retrospect. You're like, I wish I'd been over one and a half picks when you watch the game. I like it. Similar to that, I had one total QB sacks taken by both teams. Five and a half is the over under kind of like the over on that. Both both offensive lines are at a disadvantage, I believe, to the perspective defensive lines. I think the see ox are going to be kind of nailing it into Darnel's head not to turn the ball over this week and just like let the defense take care of business. So I could see him take a couple of sacks in this game and then we know May has been taking a lot of sacks. So kind of like that one as well. It's just kind of like a defensive battle. I both quarter of actually get that shoulder in their head of the don't turn the ball over and drink me also does a good job of scrambling to get like a one yard sack. Right. Where it doesn't actually matter that much, but he gets back up field a little bit. I like that. The Darnel may stuff. I was just I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I feel bad asking this, but will Darnel throw an interception is minus one 30. Will Darnel throw two or more picks is like four to one. We can't speak that. Oh, he's not going to do that. Okay. I'm not sure. Hopefully I mean he hasn't thrown a pick in three games. Right. That should be stated. He hasn't thrown an interception in the playoffs. He didn't throw an interception week 18 against the Niners. I'm a knock on one guy. Okay. Let me do nerdy ones that I think will win and then we can get the dumb shit. That's more fun. I actually do think not to bore you guys with actual analysis, but I do think that this game I just think it's going to come down to the Patriots defenders are like specialists that can't really do multiple things. So I just feel like I'm play action. Christian. Why would you throw a Christian Zell's in Carlton gave us all time when Robert splains out there and like, you can't cover anybody. And I just think this whole game is going to be like, can they get A.G. Barner and Elijah Royo and Ken Walker onto Roberts Blaine and also Ellis and all these like throwback linebackers who should be wearing neck rolls? I don't know why I just have the feeling that Traveon and Henderson is going to matter in this game. And all of his numbers, all of the odds are great. Like Traveon and Henderson to have 60 plus rushing yards is plus 900. Yeah. He just hasn't been a really big part of that. No, he had five rushing yards last week, which is totally fair. Yeah. I mean, 60 plus rushing yards. He's nine to one to have 60 plus rushing yards. I mean, again, he can do that in one play. He has had more than 60 rushing yards and 50% of his games since he became a full-time player. This is why Mike Vrible kept Ramondra even when he kept fumbling this because Ramondra is the bigger back and also like this CX defense is so the whole thing's built around actually stopping the run up front like all those guys are incredible at it. It's like a prerequisite. Um, and I also think honestly Traveon, I think the same issue with Ken Walker is like the bass protection is like what the CX two and defensive so complicated. I think frankly, they're worried that like Traveon can't protect Drake May. So I think that Ramondra is going to be on the field more, but that's also the thing with Ken Walker in this game too, where it's like, I think if Ken Walker goes out as a receiver, I think it's actually huge advantage for the CX. So I think the Patriots almost might blitz sometimes just to keep Ken Walker in as a blocker because I know there probably is going to be a lot of stunting all the stuff on the D line, but even Traveon Henderson 25 to have 25 receiving yards is eight to one. I'm like, we're talking one screen past it. Right. I'm going to hit all those and one of them will hit. I like it. I like that. Speaking of Traveon or who we talked to as Jersey all year, the Jersey number of the first touchdown score over under 11 and a half. Oh, I love these. I love these. So James, James and 10 or 11 11 11. So that's the thing. It's over under 11 and a half. So this is for both teams. So what that means is it's, yeah. So you get Cooper cup and Jackson Smith and Jigba and Ken Walker are under 11 and a half on the CX and then the Patriots, literally everybody else in the CX is over. But then the Patriots, you get digs and booty and Drake May. So it's any touchdown any just rushing or rushing or receiving. I like the under I think I kind of like the under two. You get Kim Walker and Jason. I think we should lock that one in. Sure. That one's good under. Okay. Can we get an important stuff? What color liquid will be poured on the winning coach? Also, I don't like the way they phrase it. Like what color liquid? They don't what they can't say get rid because of his branding. Branding reason. So I learned so the orange is three to one purple six to one yellow is two and a half to one blues two and a half to one clear seven to one and red pink is like 50 to one. And I've learned why red is never used. Oh, why? Do you guys want to guess? Red Gatorade's never. It's not a stain stains the white jersey. No, it's someone trainer. You know, they're bleeding. Yeah, it's when they throw up. They don't want to guess if it's Gatorade or blood. So they don't give players. This is high school every level. They don't give guys red Gatorade. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's big sense. Well, why can't they just keep, I mean, can't they just make the Gatorade that you drink a different color and still pour red Gatorade on the coach at the end? Why would you have red Gatorade if you don't want to play it to drink it? You have a separate Gatorade tank for pouring. But what if they drink it? They don't really do that. That's kind of crazy. Well, how can they ensure it's full by the end of the game? What if it's empty? Because I think they keep it full. I think they keep the Gatorade that they drink. They're doing it. They're doing it. Probably. There's like trainers and whatnot. I have a lot of data on which colors hit and when. I don't know if you have any questions. I do. Yeah. So orange between 2010 and 2016, orange was the dominant color appearing four times in seven years. And it remains the most frequent color since the tradition started in the early 2000s. I want to say when the Seahux won the Super Bowl, it was orange. Yes. Yellow slash green after a decade without an appearance, it's made a decent comeback, mainly by the Eagles. Eagles are big yellow greens. In the sense of the cheese were a purple team. These were purple both times in the last three years when they won, which is weird and random. Blue has become basically the heavyweight. Blue is my favorite flavor of Gatorade. Blue has appeared in four of the last 11 Super bowls, including back-to-back in 2021 and 2022. And it is often a choice for teams with blue in their uniforms, both being the Patriots and the Seahawks. I wonder. So look, I'm looking at this picture of Pete Carroll getting doused by the Gatorade. I'm wondering if they had, it was like a yellow or... It depends on how you're seeing it. It looks kind of orange here. But anyway, I think that's orange. When you say that's orange? Oh, you're right. But I wonder if that was the Broncos. It was four times in seven years between 2010 and 2016, orange. Interesting. So what do we think? Well, blue, there's blue in both jerseys. Yeah. Blue character. It's great. My brother likes yellow though. What do you guys like? I like blue. I'll do blue. That's blue. Okay. Plus 260 odds. Is it the favorite? Yeah, it's high. They're all kind of orange, blue and yellow. We're all kind of like the same. It's the favorite for a reason, maybe. Let's ride the blue. Blue just tastes the coldest. You know? Can we get... So my favorite thing last year was next gen stats. They don't have the numbers on how fast players travel, which we learned when Travis Kelsey's overrunner was 14 and if I'm not wrong. Oh, I love that. Which we were like how fast is 14 and half miles an hour and we found out that... Then we ran on the treadmill. In jeans. Yeah, yeah. It didn't even go up that high, unfortunately. Yeah. So it got to 10 or so. Austin Hooper, who bullied Craig in high school over under... 15 and a half. Then we didn't even go to high school together. I heard he noticed. He's talking about middle school. Stuffed a mental locker. He did. It happened. 15 and a half minutes. I didn't use my locker. 15 and a half minutes. Didn't even have a locker. Because you got show. I never used a locker. Trauma. Because we had blocks scheduled. I only had three blocks of the day. I didn't need that. I didn't double books in the locker. That's why there was room for you to fit. Didn't get stuffed in there. 15 and a half miles an hour. Too big. Do you think Austin Hooper, you think school bully can run 15 miles an hour? You think so? To protest too much. Yeah, I think he can run 15 miles an hour. Who? Do you think he will? No, the key though is ball carrier. You have to have the ball. No, she's like, you can run in a straight line. Right space to run with the ball. Austin Hooper is not going to have 20 yards to run. So like the end... So Cooper, there's a lot of Cooper cops, 16 and a half, 100, 100, 60 and a half. So Cooper fall down. I don't like any of those. She heats over under 19 and a half, which I think that would be as a punt return. Well, how quickly do you reach top speed on the punt or on a kickoff return? Pretty quickly. You know, kind of the thing of the kickoff return, you think she can get to 20. Yeah. 22 is like a full sprint. Yeah. 22 is like full sprint. Yeah, and this is 19. The problem is, is on kickoffs, you're not just running in it. He's reading the defense. He's trying to find a lane. It's not full sprint. You know? It is a little... I don't think I like these. Part of me is like, should we just bet the under on all of them? Yeah. We should bet the under on every problem. Probably win. Well, my plan for Ringer 107 next episode is to bet the under on everything. Sheheed was the 11th, 11th fastest player this year, all season. But that's the problem. Is that includes a kickoff return touchdown? Yeah, exactly. It's a 87 yard TD. Right. But it's like, you have to bank on that for him to hit that speed. That's what the odds don't happen. You have like one catch a game. Yeah. What could it cost? $10. Yeah. Cooper Cups is 16 and a half miles an hour. I'm like, is he going to get to full speed? No. I don't think so. I like the enders on these. All right. What about this? Any player to record over 100 receiving yards? What about no? I like it too. How about no? You crazy fat bastard. How about no? That's so Dr. Heathall. Craig's like, motor's over to us. How about no crazy. How about no crazy. Crazy Dutch bastard. Wow. Yeah. Now I can't say no. Who's going to have 100 yards if it's not, if JSN doesn't, I feel like you can't clear this. JSN's over under 95 in this game, which is ridiculous. Again, if the Patriots just take that safety and scoot them over JSN's way, maybe JSN has like 67 receiving yards. Oh, exactly how they fix it. Yeah. And then it's like, we're cooking. I don't really see anyone else being a huge threat for 100 receiving yards. Do you? No. No. No, there's no one else really. That honestly, it's plus odds to say no to somebody having a better approach. How about no? Crazy. How about no? You're crazy. Dutch bastard. I think that's good. Right? Lock that in. Hell yeah. Dr. Evil. What does he say? Can I have something gold? Can I paint your gold? I paint your gold. How about no? Oh my god. I think he wants the skin for his collection. Do we want to stick with football or dumb? Dumb. Been more fun. All right. Superbowl MVP mentions. Oh, I have thoughts about this. Who they may have. I think they're going to have a good time. I think they're going to have a good time. I think they're going to have a good time. I think they're going to have a good time. I think they're going to have a good time. Oh, I have thoughts about this. Who they mentioned in the post game speech. If it's Sam Darnal. So right now the odds are all over the place except the heavy favorite is God or Jesus Christ. Of course. Sam Darnal does not mention God. I've watched his last three pressers. He doesn't mention God or Jesus. When to USC? Godless City. Godless City. That's right. God Town LA is a godless city. Godless City. And every single time he usually thanks his teammates first and then the coaching staff. So the teammates is plus 150. We could sprinkle on that. That's even odds. But the coaching staff is 22 to one. So if he just accidentally, instead of saying, I want to think my teammates in the coaching staff, he says, I want to think my coaching staff and my teammates, bam, 22 to one. Can I go further? I, this could be the one that brings us in the green. Ownership is 45 to one. Now that sounds crazy. Why would Sam Darnal. For betting on me. For taking a chance on me. And so the owner gets the trophy. Jody Allen, the ones the team. She's the one who, if this is your twin, she gets handed the trophy. So she's the one actually standing next to Sam Darnal when he gets this trophy. So all he needs to do is be looking and he just sees that I want to think Mrs. Allen, the owner, the coach is the, like, he's literally staring at her probably. She's going to be on his leg left to right. 45 to one. Not bad. I feel confident he's going to, the first thing he'll say is like, man, I just want to thank these guys. Like I couldn't have done without these guys. Which is plus 150 you can make money. Could we, you know what I wish we could bet? Fando, let us know you can do this. I want to bet on Sam Darnal to not mention God. At all. Well, if it's, yeah, I mean, minus 200 is crazy. That's just betting on anyone but Sam Darnal winning, winning who will probably mention God. Anybody know it's at the other, everyone else kind of loves God. For sure. Yeah. Drake May loves God. He would definitely bring up. He's super into God. Yeah. JSN. It does say Jody Allen will be present for Sunday Super Bowl. I mean, I'm going to say that because when you say that, I was like, I don't know. I don't, she doesn't really hang out at the games. I feel like when you can win a Super Bowl, you maybe show up on this one. That's the crazy Rich person move. When the Super Bowl get the trophy, I'm good. I love that one. I think that did. I liked that a lot. The, I love probably. Can I go through, wait, can we go through, I want to do a little fan fiction here. Because I don't think I've hidden this. I know the Patriots are actually kind of, if you remove the sign on the door, it's actually a nice story with Mike Reibel and Drake May. It's actually a really likable collection of guys on the Patriots except for two people. But like, they're a pretty nice story. But they're the Patriots. It's like, fuck them. Yeah. Like we just saw this movie for 20 years. Can we just go through for one second, a little fan fiction of one of the Patriots get the doors blown off. The bloody doors blown off. You know, blown a bloody door. So she's shot. I don't know. Why are we doing Austin Powers? Seahawks 40. Both of my doors. I know, but he was. But he was in. What's his name was in Austin Powers? He was his dad. Is any doing an impression of with Kane? Yes. Cougan is doing an impression of Kane. What's his first name? Steve Cougan. No, I know what's Kane's. Michael Caden. Michael Michael. The bloody bloody doors. Yeah, because that's from the trip, right? Yeah. He's going to blow the bloody doors off. He was only six to eight. That guy's going to be in the new white lotus day now. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's going to cook. 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So he's never been bent or wrong. Whoa. Good one. Why didn't they do that, man? They really missed out. That was a huge mistake. More like bent to right. He's bent or correct the last two times. Hi, Fitz, how do you feel about punks? Punksy Phil. Punksy, did he die? Six more weeks away. More buildable. Yeah, I'll drop and die. I'm gonna die in the government. Wait, what? You don't know about this. Buildable, who is like the most really, the most across the aisle, just like politician, I've ever seen. Like where everyone in New York hated him of every walk of life. And he dropped the groundhog. And then they, it died of its injuries later. Oh my god. They tried covering it up and they failed. But he dropped the groundhog. You didn't hear about this? No. Yeah, they covered it up clearly. No, buildable. Yeah, they killed the groundhog. Jesus. Do you care about punksy, Tony Phil saying six more weeks of winner? I've never seen a more accurate prediction considering, yeah, coming to Los Angeles from DC where it's just like six inches of pure ice that's never gonna go away for six weeks. Yeah, it's definitely, it's like 12 more weeks of winter. It's funny because I do feel like it matters. I feel like when that report comes out for like 10 minutes, people are like, I'm fucking getting it. No punks. Yeah. You know, says the guy who lives in LA. Yeah. Like what do you fucking care? I just see tweets and people upset about it. God damn it, punksy, Tony Phil. It does kind of make me a little sad. It does, it does. I feel like it has weight for some reason when you see it. Somebody just say like a new station just saying so and so predict six more weeks of winter. I feel like that just becomes gospel. That is real and it's depressing. Yeah. You know, you can pretend that you don't think the thing knows, but it knows. But like it'll, it's gonna bum you out for five minutes. The ventorite is gonna get the Seahawks one three. It's never wrong. Nash Philzoo. They smell like popcorn. Can I? They do know the piss smells like popcorn from the bento rungs. I think it's just bento rungs smell like popcorn. Oh. Yeah. I wonder what. Craig loves popcorn. It's crazy about it. That's right. If my punishment was I couldn't eat popcorn for a week. I don't know. Well, now we fucking know what to do. Yeah. He'll do it anyway. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm not. Uh, if it's, he wouldn't bump. There's an incredible bet. Will Chris Collinsworth mentioned Patrick Mahomes? Ooh, I like that. He's, it's a overwhelming favor. I think it's like minus 200. Really? It's like a dollar to win 50 cents. So I thought, here's why. Mahomes was in the last three super balls. Is it not gonna come up? Like last year, I mean, is this a promo? A promo situation where you accidentally call someone Mahomes? Well, that too. Yeah, but like I just think it doesn't have to be like, oh, Brock, pretty much my home. So it's like, aren't they last year? Aren't they, they always mention, oh yeah, if you remember last year's Super Bowl, the Eagles beat the chiefs, like, I didn't, it comes up. What are the odds that he doesn't mention his name? The odds that he doesn't are like, like one and a half times. I would take that. I don't think he's gonna say his name. Cause they lost last year. Well, he knows that, he knows people the bit. The people he loves. Badger Mahomes. But I just don't think he's gonna do it. If he brings it up, he's gonna say chiefs Eagles. Chiefs are in the last three super balls. Hertz was the MVP last year. Hertz was the MVP of the chiefs lost. I don't think he'll say Patrick Mahomes. I don't know. Find a way. Well, the other one is Will Chris Collins worth say, the phrase quote, here's a guy. Yes. Now here's a guy. And it is yes is, it's minus 420, which is insane. No is, is like, it's like three to one. I would take no as well. This is a guy, he might say. Does he have to say now? Now here's a guy. I assume that's what the quotes mean. Now here's a guy. Yeah. So if he goes, here's a guy. Cooper Cup. If he doesn't say now, here's a guy we're fine. He says it like once a quarter. I would take the no on that too. Oh, I thought you meant like, I don't have the, I like the quarter. I think he meant the little, the fiscal quarter. Oh, Q4, learning jar coming up for Chris. Oh right, there's quarters in NFL games. Forgot. I think this is the single best bet of the entire slate. Okay. I think this is, if I actually was like, you should bet on this, will the electrical substation near the 49er stadium be mentioned? Yes, it's who to one odds. This is on the broadcast. Yes. This is Kareko and Collinsworth. I assume yes. Yes. I think Tareko is a good sense of humor. He's going to bring it up. They're going to not mention it for four hours. McCaffrey was talking about it the other day. He's like, it's not nothing. He was like, EMS Bluetooth Wi-Fi. Wi-Fi. It's not nothing. Here's the thing with Wi-Fi. I kind of bet my life that he was an anti wireless guy. Yeah. You know what's crazy about Wi-Fi? Yeah, should you guys care about this or should we go? We could just not do this. I will now I'm curious. Wi-Fi to say nothing of health effects for McCaffrey. They've seen that AI can create like vision with Wi-Fi. Like you know in like a video game or movie when you kind of like look through night vision. Because of all the signals your Wi-Fi sends, it doesn't go through your body. So they can kind of, AI can turn Wi-Fi into cameras. Yeah, it looks like the matrix where it's like basically they can track like the human shaped shapes. The human shapes that don't have Wi-Fi shapes so that your Wi-Fi router can be turned into like a camera where it sees where you're going in your nose. Like the predator. They could do that now. Like a heat map? Yeah. Yeah, like a heat map but for the Wi-Fi signals. So like they just turn that on. Whoa. I should think. Whoa. So don't tell McCaffrey. Yeah. You're probably right that the substation will be mentioned. I think I've got a one. Two at a one on that. And then also like will Alcatraz be shown, which like of course. Yeah. That one's that one's pretty bad odds. That's like Golden Gate. For sure. The other one was a will there would be a flea flicker? A flea flicker attempt in this game. Dude, three to one. The Patriots, Josh Maintainer loves flea flickers. And I wish I could parlay it with I have never like under 20 yards. I've never seen a team do trick plays to gain like nine yards more than the Patriots this season. Yeah, they like they pitch it like three times to get six yards. Yes, it's insane. It's cooking up parlays like like our boy's dying. Anthony Richardson. Yeah. Three to one. I wish we could parlay three to one flea flicker with the flea flicker will gain 12 yards or less. That's fun. They did. They let us know if we can do this. How do you guys feel about which ad will run first? Pringles or Ritz? I feel really strongly about this. I think it's going to be Pringles and here's why Sabrina Carvergers and the Pringles ad. John Ham and Scarlett Johansson and Bowen Yang are in the Ritz ad. Those of these ads have already come out or teased or whatever. Sabrina Carvergers is the biggest star. I think she's going to be a first quarter run. I think the Pringles are going to spend more money. They probably spent more money to get her. They're going to spend more money on the spot. She is more famous. You think it costs more money to get one Sabrina Carverger than John Ham and who are the other two people you said? John Ham Bowen Yang and Scarlett Johansson. Don't these three people cost more than Sabrina Carverger? But I think Sabrina Carverger is harder to get is is a bigger star and they will pay to get her first. John Ham is kind of in a lot of stuff these days. Sure, of course. He's also very famous. Sabrina Carverger is as big as it gets right now. Top 10 most famous new people in the world. Sabrina Carverger right now. New people. That's how they also call them young people. Well, I mean, newly famous. They can be more than newly famous. I know what you say. Like you. New people. I like Pringles minus 120. It's even odds. Every time I think about Pringles, I think of the Boba. And I'm like, please make the Pringles can bigger. So I can fit my hand in the Pringles can. I also should shout out that my brother Scott wrote a Super Bowl commercial. That's coming out. Oh, yes. For liquid. It's coming. Hell yeah. So keep your eye out for that. That's super fun. Didn't you? Well, this is like his Super Bowl. Pretty much. Sorry. I said that. I said that on purpose. They tease that you can see a teaser. Can we mention the other one he wrote? Oh, the Nick Saban one. Yeah. Verbo. Your brother wrote the Nick Saban's the Verbo owner. Yeah, where he's like a Kermudjini or Verbo owner. Right, right. He's like constantly checking in on him. Yeah, yeah. And they're like, we're checking in. He's like checkins at five. They're like, it's 458. And he's like, yep. He's in two minutes. Stickler. Stickler. Didn't the hot tub with his shirt on? Yeah. We had your brother on the show. That's right. Your birthday. He told the story about like when you didn't want a bedtime, you would like extent to what happened. You would sneak out and watch TV from the hallway. I would watch like David Letterman's day line out from the hallway. And then you'd fall asleep in the hallway. And your brother would like. He's like, it's going to spend time. He's going to go to bed. Yes. Or I would like put on little like skits in front of like his room. I would like like put shit like put on like weird clothes and like run around and try to keep him away. I don't want to go to sleep. Oh, man. But yeah, look what I be. So shot it's got. Yeah. And look what I be hydrates you. I guess, but not that they're not a sponsor to show it all. Okay. My brother just is working on a project for them. So not an ad. Right. Well, we mentioned gay. I saw Gatorade at something called like Gatorade IV. Oh no, they called it a Gatorate. You're just doing more ads. Shit. Can't do more. I used to wear ads. Should I move on? Gator light. And we hate it. No, we hate it. Yeah. I didn't try it. Can we just talk about products that we hate? That's probably fine. I don't think it be legal. You always say that's why I'm like commercials. You always hear about the other guys or something like that. No, but sometimes they'll just openly mention other companies. There was a point where AT&T of Verizon was just like fuck. Harrison Ford. Yeah. The phone companies are always like, we're way better than AT&T. Right. But I think you can't be sued if what you're saying is true. You could be sued, but you could probably win. You probably would. But the T-Mobile has that commercial right now with the Billy, why am I blanking? Bob Thornton. Yeah, what'd you say? Billy Bob Thornton. Yeah, Billy Bob Thornton. And then he's just like T-Mobile's the best. And then AT&T just made the exact same looking commercial. With Luke Wilson. And he's like, we're just like guys who invented the telephone. You're like, whoa. I can't believe they never brought that up before. Yeah. I think that's, I would lead with that ever. It is funny though. Now it's just like, we got to get like a middle-aged white guy walking through a cornfield talking about phones phones. The pop people you have Team Ruff, a Team Fluff. Totally. This is my favorite thing in the world. Do you watch it? Yeah. Obviously. What are the odds? They're even odds minus one twenty each. I think Team Ruff is going to win this year. 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Shots. What fucking tape are we watching? They're fucking biting each other's ears and rolling around. You got to have that dog in here. It's cute as hell. But is there tape of these animals interacting with one another? These animals. These beasts. Yeah, you watch the tape. Yeah, there is. I don't know what to look for. I think there are. You see the weak of, they kind of show them. Yeah, and they like, you have little profiles. They do little profiles, have names. Yeah, like this is funny. Right, funny. You watch the old 22, but dog ears, it's the old three. This is Frederick the puppy. Yeah, this is Walter eight months old. Oh, dude, great. There's some great. You should, there are all the dogs are for adoption. Adopt the dog. What are some of the puppies doing it? Oh, dude, the puppy bull dogs are the best. I don't know. I need to see this. Have you ever looked at the, you guys have to look around? The puppy bull 2026. Meet the players of the puppy bull. Are they all puppies? Yes. It's kind of a secluded. I think they checked their, it's kind of aegis. This is like, well, it's right there in the name. Wow. If it's for adoption, adopting a puppy's easy. It's hard to get. It's one of those named dog ears. Carry Pasha. But bark, perty. It's a Pittsburgh. That's not even a... Carry Pasha, that's, I guess funny. Like, carry branch. It's fun to carry. I just finished section of the city. What do you think? I actually like the, I know that's kind of a hot day. I just talked, like section of the city. I hated the lead up to the ending. I thought it was a complete drag. However, I think you could make the case that that was the point. And you needed that because carry was supposed to be having a midlife crisis. Well, you know what I mean? Yeah. So while it was horrible and her date in this Russian guy was so fucking boring and I was going on for way too long, maybe you needed that to like, paint carry. I think that was the intent. I got to tell you, sex in the city, first of all, incredible show. Amazing show. Have you watched it? No. Have you seen it on the episode? I mean, I've seen bits and pieces of it. It's very good. I even like the remake actually more than other people did. I will say the thing with sex in the city, I think carry is very unlikeable. Carry is a terrible friend. Yeah, she is. Because if you look like there are times where carry is just like, her decision making is so frustrating. No. I'm like, there are times where she's a mess basically. She's such a mess. But also like, she's so like, like Charlotte, the the scene where Charlotte is taking care of Steve, like her husband, or I forget, they were divorced the time. But Steve's mom who had dementia. Miranda. Sorry, I was confused. Miranda was taking care of her, like ex-husband's mom. When she had that's right at the end. That's like the last two episodes. And carry is complaining to her. Like, she just took her on. She was eating pizza of the garbage and it comes in. It gives her a bath and carry comes in complaining about this. Like, oh, should I move to Paris or not? Like, can you have like a little perspective? Yeah, my god. Like, this is not the time to come. Oh, like, I also big is horrific to her. And I can't believe that he's like, just like, big is safe and Mr. Big. Oh, he's causing a big. But big socks. No, I like big, big socks ass. Big and her are right for each other. Well, that's, that's something about. I think big, big is big socks. They're meant to be together. I think. I think that's the right ending. He's big in her. He treats her like shit. Aiden's too nice. Aiden is great. He's great. They're not right for each other. Carries not great. You need big. Shoot. They want to go get cocktails and drive around in their black car. Aiden doesn't want that. It doesn't work. Big and carry work. There's a puppy named Guy Ferreri in the puppy wall. What team is he on? I'll take that. Guy Fieri? He's on the rough team. Let's do rough. He's a Yorkshire Terrier like rough. I love. Well, what's Chester P.A. In the house. Wow. Okay. Wait, I thought that was Hi-Fitz. Hi-Fitz is it not from there? No, that's a defensive thing. Different state. Also, I'm pretty sure that Kim could draw and Sarah Jessica Parker worked for us. They didn't get all the way. No, they don't like each other. It sucks. Emails about sex in the city. Here, do you have any other profits you guys want to do? Imagine if I'm just like, yeah. Kenneth Walker, 62 and a half Russian yards. A.G. Barner over 52 yards, man. I'm telling you. You're into Barner. I like how do you feel about that? I just think the biggest mismatch in the game is that the Patriots' tight-ends can't go over. That's fine. Okay. Yeah. Not a... I like AJ Barrett. Team who scores first wins the game. Yeah. You think yes? Yeah. What do you think? I kind of want Team who scores first doesn't score. I kind of want the Patriots to come out. Patriots get the ball marched down, kick a field goal, and the Siak still win. How do you... Can I run? Yeah. I'm a nice, spoiled ringer 107 and just run one prop by you guys that I actually just... In the vein of what we do with the conference title game, spending as little time as possible on it. Yeah. Red a bet, because we obviously... We're going to take the freaking Siak's. We're not going against Siak's. We have to make three other prop bets for the one or seven, which we're winning by the way. I think we should just take Siak's minus four and a half, five and a half, six and a half, seven and a half. Those should be our five bet. That's awesome. That's so much better than what I had. And then they win by two. I... Yeah. Let me just go over for four. The other one I like, I just read it and I was like, yep. Patriots first drive punt. Whoa. It's plus 130. I don't care. And I'm kind of like... We will just win it immediately. I'm like, oh, yeah, sure. They can get the ball. I'm going to feel the other way. They're going to punt. They go three now and we're like, oh, wow, we won a bet already. First drive, Patriots punt. And we'll have already hit coin toss. Yeah. She heat on the return. We'll have already hit 20 miles an hour. Right. We just win everything. We'll do minutes. That should be what we do. See, that's what we can get within the first year. Yeah. How much money can we make on the one drive? I actually like that. And then we go over four and then we're like, oh, shit, we blew it. That's actually good. Yeah. It's the two-minute drill. Yeah, yeah. Branding. Yeah. Love that. Why do they say red area and not red zone? Is that because red zone owns it? I can't say that. No, it's just like old school. It's the only thing red. Brady says that. Why? Brady says red area. Because when you say it all the time, you gotta rename it down. Bill Bellicax dad called it that. Red area does not sound cooler than red zone. Well, it's also harder to say. We also say end zone. Why would it be red zone and end zone? They sound too similar. They sound too similar. They sound too similar. No, they don't. No. Red area sounds terrible. I don't understand that. He calls it red area. It bothers me. Yeah. It's a huge egg from Tom. The other one is matriculate down the field. The only people in the world use matriculate to describe. I know. It doesn't mean anything. And what world are we using matriculate talking about football? Did you guys hear the Lindsey Vaughn news? She tore ACLs. She tore ACLs. She was going to compete still. Yes. I am asked. That is insane. Is it or actually all these guys should be doing it? Why you can get the surgery? Well, it is an interesting conversation. No. But next, maybe just play. But we should have just played the game. Just play with the brook. Sean Payton, what a draft him. No, it's Lizzy Vaughn doing it is pretty sick. Also, you know, everyone made fun of me. But email us at Reinfvenc football gym.com. The sport you would try to meddle in if you had a medal in something. Obviously, the answer is curling. If anyone has an argument against it and curling is the sport. This was when you said handball for the summer. And really, as if pick a different sport, like, so I didn't say track. What do you want me to do? People said you should do shooting. I'm like, there's no way you could get better at shooting than the best shooter in the world in like years. False. False. What if you're just really good like me? You shoot or shoot. You can win a medal on the bench for the first time. The answer is curling. We know that. Handball, there's a lot more athleticism to handball than you think. Hand-eye coordinates. Yeah, it's the Olympics. But the sport itself requires a lot of diversity of things. So what was your, but you have four years. And my point is there are not other people spending four years on that. They're like at the same degree. What is your answer for what you would try to meddle in? Curling. I think it's winter Olympics. Oh, summer. That was my handball answer. Probably was so mad about the handball thing. Probably basketball. 35 from the corner. 35 from the corner. You could shoot an NBA game. Archery. I think that's a bad idea. That seems hard. I think there is an element. Have you ever tried shooting an arrow? Yeah. It's not easy. No, it's not. But like, I think I'd be better at shooting a gun than an arrow. That's fair. Maybe it is shooting. Everyone's, I just think that shooting, they're actually required. There's actually a physical level of hand eye coordination that you like a bar. You need to like make it. Like that's what a lot of people in Melbourne. But handball, I almost think there is a prerequisite of athleticism that if you don't have, you can't get there. Shooting in theory doesn't require elite athleticism the same way handball does. And some people just don't have that. You can't acquire athleticism. Well, for money, maybe, I don't know, unlimited training. I don't know. I don't know if I agree with that. What are you saying? Nothing. I open this camp bottle in like five minutes. Bottle opening. All right, fine. How do you ski with a Tornet ACL? That's remarkable. Lindsay Von thing is crazy. Is she 41 years old? It also sucks those who are two biggest stars. It's Chloe Kim, her to shoulder. She's got a snowboard in the Lindsay Von. But Lindsay Von coming back to she retired. She's just going to wear a shoe. An e-brace like real crazy. Also, now she's kind of like watching Tua where you're kind of watching through your fingers and you're kind of like, oh my god, you're mostly like going from hoping she wins gold to like, I really hope she doesn't fall. I know. I know. Yeah. Precarious. Crazy. Yeah. You guys want to do some emails? Yeah. We got an email from Casey. Casey Bone. And the sunshine band. Breakfast was a cliff builder's bar in a cold brew. Okay. So, so Casey writes, I gotta say the bars market way bigger than I thought for breakfast. Everybody's eat bars. No, let's be cooking in the morning. Now, it's like coffee or an energy drink in a morning. On the go. Yeah. You know. So, Casey writes, the awesome thing about Dante's was that there was a comedy club next door called Giggles. Yes. Did you remember Giggles? I went and saw Mitch Hedberg at Giggles. Oh, that's awesome. That's sick. Was he from the PNW? I don't think so. He was touring at the time. It was great. So one year. So it's a legit comedy club. So Casey says, one year, the owner of the comedy club just decided to make it into a strip club. Yeah. That sounds right. Yeah. And I heard of that from afar. Yeah. So apparently just changed that. No permits, no warning. Giggles is a strip club? Well, no. He changed the name from Giggles to Giggles. Ooh. God, that's good. And I mean, it is. Come on. Who were kidding? One day, they didn't announce it. They just one day you went to Giggles and it was just Giggles and it was a strip club. So the problem was it was across the street from a church that also had a school and a daycare. That doesn't seem legal. But I probably wasn't. So the church wasn't having it. So then later, they forced the owner to convert it back from Giggles, back to Giggles. And then Dante's burns down. Right. Dante's in Ferno. Yes. That was all at the same time. Wow. Dante's just burst into flames. Hahaha. One strip club with church. We get Dante's in Ferno. Across the street from the church. Next to the strip club. Did you frequent Giggles? No, I never went. A likely story. All right. I didn't need to. No. We have one other important email here. One other important email here. If this is Henry and probably actually like dozens of other people, we're angry at us. OK. So an episode ago, we talked about how we had this idea for motorcycle jousting. Yeah. And we should be in full chain link armor, motorcycle jousting. And why don't we do this? Well, it turns out. So this is from Henry. But I mean, Henry writes, I was listening to the podcast. How to pause the episode when you start spitballing about our motorcycle jousting league. And I was screaming like a ghost. Because this is already a movie. Of course. In 1981, the legendary filmmaker George Romero of Night of the Living Dead and Dawn of the Dead and the Crazies and everything. George Romero made a sincere film called Night Riders with Ed Harris as the star, where they have literally are a traveling Renaissance troop that jousts in full metal chain link on motorcycles. Not ironically or metaphorically, they literally just have lances and motorcycles and they joust as like a gang. Oh, it's Night Riders with a K. Yeah. That's the pun. This movie exists. Wow. Yeah. Wow, look at young Ed Harris. Yeah, that didn't seem like too novel. Yeah, that's one. The poster says, the games, the romance, the spirit, Camelot is a state of mind. The 80s were the fucking best. They really were. You could do anything. They were all doing smelling salts. Dude. Wow. I thought that was a mate. I know. There's just a whole. Whole motorcycle. A medieval reenactment troop. Well, so I mean, that was a little disappointing to realize we probably can't be the first to break through the motorcycle jousting league. The other one was you talked about chain link armor a lot. So shout out to John Brankis, RIP, the sports science legend. Sure. Apparently Jason Tatum's like rookie year, John Brankis convinced Jason Tatum to try to dunk in chain link armor. And he did it. And that was a sports science. Oh, no way. Jason Tatum dunking in chain link armor. I don't know. They apparently convinced them to simulate like, what if an NBA player just want to pull you down while dunking? But they literally have Jason Tatum dressed up like he's in Lord of the Rings and he just is dumb. They should. They should have had it was an NBA team should practice in chain mail. It's like a donut on the back. Right. So when they get into the real games, it's you feel light as hell. Everyone should. Yeah, NFL player should. Right. Imagine how fat Rashid, he would hit 30 miles an hour if he was in the ring and armor. Yeah. It's a good idea. It's like rocking. Have you heard of rocking? Rucking. No. It's a new exercise craze where you put on a really heavy back back and walk around where there's like wait. It's yeah, or you can it's they have weight. Oh, you know what? Yeah, I think they just joked about that on SNL. Yeah. And I hadn't heard that term. Why is it called that? Rucksack. Rucksack. Yes. Rucking. Why do you guys have a way to get up to something? They get some crazy shit. No, you know, carrying enough around. Heavy enough. Heavy enough. It's rough. It's rough. It's rough. Yeah, no, no, that's too much. Wow, 200s. The weight, the chainmail was 65 pounds. That's crazy. That's a lot. I'm telling you, that shit is heavy. That's like a whole two to out well. Yeah. Okay. We should get out of here. We have another preview coming this week. And then we're going after the Super Bowl. Be on Netflix. Be on Spotify. Be everywhere. GK thank you Craig. Thank you, Carlisle. Thank you, Carlisle. Thank you, Austin. Thank you, Cam. Thank you. Is CT here? I don't know. Thank you, Kai. Thank you everyone. Emails to ring your fantasy football gmail.com. Thank you, Abu. Thank you, Abu. Thank you, Lord. Lord. Thank you, Stu Phillips. Not Charlie P. Who the fuck is Stu Phillips? He did the Night Writer main theme. Oh. Remember the Night Writer theme from the show with... Oh, no. That was actually before we were born. Yeah, it didn't want to sound. Like decade before we were born. His car talked to him. Yeah, that car was like... Really cool, right? Kit. Kit. The car. When it was talking the little thing in front would make it light up. Yeah. Man, you weren't... The 80s were really up to something. 1982. Great year. I know. I really think we don't... We just need to be talking about the 80s way more. I'm going to pop culture stamps. I would love to. Everything that happened in the 80s is completely inexplicable. This is where I really show up. What is the most inexplicable thing about the 80s you've learned from doing the relaunchables? It's just like... The willingness to follow up on ideas and green light ideas that have just no actual thought or planning. Like motorcycle jousting? Yeah, it's just like anything. Yeah, let's do that. We'll green light that. Yeah. The amount of movies that were green light that like the script that wasn't even done there wasn't even a script. And it's like, we'll figure it out on location. Like, and everyone's doing cocaine. It's remarkable. Or like the cross promotional stuff. And there are clips from... Romancing the stone. You know that movie? Yeah, yeah. There's like a clip of Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner and Danny DeVito, like on stage singing some song with like some band that makes no sense. You don't know where they are while they're doing it. And that was like a big movie. And it would be as if like Margot Robbie and Jacob Alori from Weathering Heights are just like showing up and singing counting crows in Memphis for no reason, wearing all white suits. Like that shit would just happen all the time and nobody... And nobody batted an eye at it. It's crazy. Yeah. They had some... I'm just thinking... Steven Sugall was a movie star in the 1980s. Like, that's a crazy... It just can't happen. He was just like... John Cod Van Dan. John Cod Van Dan. He was like, oh, it's his like, jujitsu instructor who was the head of CAA at the time. And the guy was like, he was bored and was like, I'm gonna make you a movie star. And he's not a good actor. That's not a good thing. And being like Nathan Peterman's my quarterback. Do you have... I can do anything. Do you have a specific movie in mind, the most 80s movie that you can think of right now? That's a good question. So, the one that comes to my mind... Well, I can think of really bad ones that we've done. I have... The one that it made... I don't know if it's the right answer, but literally the first thing I thought was red Dawn. That's what I... I just pulled this up. No, shit. Look at what's on my computer. What's fucking going on? I'm not kidding. I was just gonna say that. We've not done that on the rewatch movies. Yeah. Fucking great movie, by the way. Swazie and Charlie Sheen. Swazie's very 80s. Yeah. Well, I was gonna say, Swazie, the other one I was thinking of was Road House. Road House, very 80s. Road House to me is maybe the most 80s. Super 80s. Pain don't hurt. Hair. God, it was just... The plot is so ridiculous. Oh my God, I love it. What year was Road House hold on? 89, just stuck in there. Yeah. But yeah, and then Baywatch is the... Baywatch is nice. The show that I think of. Maybe that's too late. Is it the family guy where Peter just kicked out of the house? Baywatch is like Road House. Baywatch was 89 to 2001. Okay. Not Garth Solving Grimes. That was the greatest... That's the greatest... The greatest moment and realization I've ever had that I was like, wow, that really was the plot. Also, Fox is bringing it back. I mean, sex cells. That's... How much money is Sydney Swini getting to be in that? All of it. That's like the Don Draper drunk meme. It's a Sydney Swini Baywatch. I think they were doing a casting call in Marine Adel-Ray. And I was like, dude, if you're a single man, just go hang around there. You'll see the hottest people have ever lived showing up to that. Oh, this is... We got to watch Red Dawn. Oh, yeah. I'm sure it's on the rewatchable list. Yeah. Watch Transformers first and then we'll watch Red Dawn. Oh, shit. Okay. The coldest war of all. Tango and cash. It's the name. That name. Dude, I don't know if I've seen that. It's a loan in Russell. It's pretty great. Tango and cash. You know what I was trying to... I thought that you were meant to one with Tom Hanks and the dog. Turn on who? Turn. That's what I thought you were talking about. What's up? Oh, shit. Goodbye, everyone. You