Ep 604 - Tyler Gerben (feat. Steve Gerben, Dan Soder, Billy & Spud)

Wow Wow West. Hey guys, we're here. We're live from the fucking the manosphere We do have the chessboard out to show everybody. This is the premium. So we think about this is what we do dude Yeah, you gotta get them in the telegram me and Spud come down here and sit silently and play chess for hours Not gonna have multiple and then we have three sums In spades split with all these girls with spud tattoo on them Yeah, they're fucking main people have to be like 13 year olds because if you like it actually sell multiple Jicks or a dude like 13 year old boys like I want three girlfriends. Yeah, that would be sick It's like dude, that's fucking you mean trying to sell that to regular dudes like like adult men They're like I can't get one girlfriend. Yeah, fuck are these guys talking about that's what means for you We're talking about that the other day the dudes are like don't chase them dude. Yeah, if you don't chase don't come These like dude, they won't You're gonna know you exist Go to your job go back home go to your job go back home. You're gonna be the machinist. I'm never gonna chase plus No one knows you live Dude's are invisible they kind of have a point but then the guys get really sucked into it like Louis looks out on those Documentaries the dude sitting there. He's like grilling them a little bit and then the guys like yeah, well, you know, I had probably my dad I didn't really I have a strong male figure and they're like what happy your daddy's like He took his own life and it's like dude. How's he find these guys? Like Louie just rolls up on him. Yeah, he's the best where I thought you want is like That's one of the best documentaries the Scientology scale you better not getting that you Actually would yeah, you better Dude, who we talking? Yeah, we would put you would be a Scientologist Scientologist You were what if you give them all your money? It'll make all your dreams come true What if they were like you will be the next time this is what they do Okay, I know exactly how he operates. I'm like, well, I'm gonna fuck about this religion I Did that listen to Lawrence Wright's book on yeah the guy in clear clear. Yeah. Yeah, I thought that was a good I thought it was great when I read it or listen to it. You wouldn't consider joining the church. No, why why would I all your money? They'll bone smash you your jaw Give me a job. We'll be the Tomcat dude. You'll be the next Maverick Wow You would do it Yeah, you're definitely rooster or something. Yeah, so you're the guy you had that's tough And so I just and then I like what's my obligation? You give them all your money. Oh all my money. No, no, it goes beyond that your obligation is for billions of years Yeah, you started on track. You started You're gonna live in outer space. Yeah, all right, then no the battle living out of space What you were being fucking mi-13 The only technology that can save many and all the rest of the galaxy for millions of years. Yeah, could be could be I mean, I'm trying to be an SP like a political answer though. You don't want to disparage It could be maybe the right to spare. I don't think that it is you get a disparage. Yeah, I just did it bro Never gonna be Tom Cruise. Are you familiar? You're familiar with squirrel busting? I don't know what squirrel busting is. No, it's when Scientologists get on your ass and they start to fuck your day up It's called squirrel busting. That's what they do to a suppressive people. Oh I didn't listen carefully. It must be getting squirrel buses in I don't know where these fucking are. My days suck Yeah, the Scientology Once you get into it though, like at some point that could have been Christianity or everyone's like didn't the guy fucking made it up You just wrote a bunch of books and now is it I'm just sad. I'm just saying it could be like that Fuck it up. Yeah Checkmate did do not say there you thousand years from now someone could be like dude for real That's not funny to say that's on your dog. I don't respect pons dude. It's chess and it's five day I think I talked to this before but when I saw that sex cult documentary. Oh, yeah The excess or whatever it was what next year next year. Yeah at the end of that when the women were like outside the jail He's in jail and there's like women outside the jail. He's Reneary. Yeah, he's one. Yeah He's kind of tangential to Epstein going I was like I get killing Jesus cuz There's a point to where like I mean granted What are you talking about why are you talking about killing Jesus? Just say hold on. I was just I'm not trying to be anti-semitic. Yes But what you just said was fucked up towards our little too soon too soon. Well, and I understand the Jews like the third temple Dude, fuck all your shit. Oh, I'm red-hand fucking spot on you You know, you know, you've got a you got a society and then somebody's doing you know This and it's just like a women are coming into this cold Everybody's getting sick and they're outside the jail. He's got enough. Yeah, you know, no, that is true though That's exactly actually what happened to Jesus The Romans were like, all right The Jews are going nuts like back in killin and then they're like, all right, dude. I don't get I don't give a fuck What are you guys talking about? He's like a money far outpost and that's the story. They told us Yeah, you know the truth is there not the truth. Obviously. I don't you know I would never dare to say the truth by her the historical books about her very funny about Jesus when you think about like so Jerusalem Fucking Bill O'Reilly. Yeah, killing Jesus. It was Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly a chat GBT before anyone fired off 20 bucks Killing like how it was. It was like Jerusalem was a it was during what the holiday was it was a Jewish holiday That's her it was a Tom Ali the last summer so yeah, that's over like pom so they So Jerusalem was just packed like 10 times more than it usually was so it was like a hundred fifty thousand Jewish people And there was like 50 pure overings like 50 Romans in a garrison. That's all they had and it was already like There's already a hotbed the sure the Judea they were getting wild over there But the complaint and they were like you need to kill him And they're like dude if we don't kill this fucking guy, they're gonna storm their fucking garrison interesting. Yeah, it was you guys 100% I get hit with a lot of figs. Oh, there's a lot of playing punches. I think they're doing passion, too I've heard that I've heard like it's but I get here with so many first the comeback the resurrection. Yeah, dude I got the Harry Potter one good. Yeah, that was embarrassing. It's me get to it with fake Hey, I was just talking about Harry Potter. I was just walking around talking about a JK Wrongs how it's I mean, it's not an original people have covered this but how base she is how funny that is she hates Let's move to talk about it the Gringotts the bank Everyone does this will just get on Twitter be like, you know trans people need to shut the fuck Oh He's selling hard times She's crazy. No, she's not crazy. No, just basted. She has booked a 50 billion dollars She wrote the most popular book of all time. Yeah, she's like yeah, she gets on Twitter. It's like, you know, shut the fuck up Like oh, no, it's great. She's got off I mean probably no one has told her what they're doing a lot of ass time if you write all those She's probably good, I mean imagine what she said behind closed doors about checks True. I wish you'd never heard before you want to tweet about trans people. You know what that means. You're saying behind Holy shit, it was like wine, dude She could be one just get drunk online and hit that tweet. But thank God your parents thought that oh my god They're moved your parents be hitting. Oh, hold on. Let me tell you I see it sevens on everyone tune in I had a good Phil conversation I called Phil to be like, you know, you you hyped about your boy You fucking boy going to war with Iran you fucking I thought about it cuz I knew is I knew his tank I knew what it was gonna be. He called you like oh, yes, Shane. Would you want to fucking get blown up? It's like by you. He's like I ran They can't have a nuke Shane and I was like, dude, I'm not gonna get blown up I might get blown up now now there could be a terrorist attack. Yeah, he's like, yeah Cuz fucking that idiot before Trump let all those fucking terrorists into the country just every four years Yeah, we were rich back then we were doing really good. Yeah, that's what my parents are Big my mom's big on Jesse my dad always tries to hit like I don't watch that shit And then like I go he calls me from Florida. He's like What's the Fox News app? I was like it's YouTube TV now, dude You don't need a Fox News app, but how do I know what's on? I was like it's live TV It's just on an app dude think how good it must feel what's that shit? I'd said I canceled the Fox one Oh, they kill you with that dude. They sneakily subscribe you shit. I'd be fine. It's literally cable. They're giving us It's like it's my dad getting five hundred dollar Comcast bills dude now what it's for it's ripping off old people prime Does commercials now Netflix is gonna do commercials. Oh, yeah, so yeah, it's gonna be 1899 regular Netflix You get commercials so like in the middle of your special will be like commercial. No, I know that I 25 bucks I had to have this discussion what the fuck is that dude crazy No, I said the seven Kingdom is made for TV. I Did I said you can't I don't want to do it Yeah, it's ever and then they're like well we can have it like presented by a product So it'd be like Gillette beautiful dogs presented by fucking dude wipes No Manscaped see I do like native ads with your jokes about products You start to stand up like UFC fighters just everything all over your shirt. Yeah, it's a height I should go out sure. Let's Justin fucking tight Nuts, yeah, they're just a UFC outfit tiny penis sticking out no cup Nubs sticking out you see yeah, dude. They didn't did you'd see it? Knuckle during a fight. Yeah, it's a small tiny your penis is a little better fight It's a really small row especially if you're clinched up like that that it kind of sucks in on itself for too long your dicks and nubs Yeah, it's a mind inverted right now. It's part of your fat bullshit. Yeah, it's part. Literally my pussy is hanging over my feet Feels like a clip Well, now I'm thinking about it Super Mario right now on a Super Nintendo cross like it like an autistic kid until my back hurts and then I get up my dicks like Inside my you want the carpet? No, I'm on a bed. Damn. I wish you were on the carpet No, I can't do that was your out on hit the mom down. He did Chill dude. You get my dad pissed off talking about that true fucking mom. Dami. Look dude. He's not your mayor I didn't know the mayor of your kind of giant house like that. Yeah, that was crazy I didn't know the guys who bombed it at that was a house like that. What are we talking? You said you said ready to get into politics Well, let's fucking up. Let's do it. You said shit. Were they turning that about regret saying I Scientologists or the Christ go real Christ thing. Well, you should have said that But that's fine. Yeah, good. I'm glad that weighed on your soul It did weigh on my soul, but not for the reason you want to win. It was just you know Go ahead talking about killing Christ. No, I was just saying I'm gonna have worse than you says earlier earlier in the pockets. He said I understand why we killed Jesus No, I said I understand I said you can always try a swan dummy. Oh Yeah, well, yeah Fucking Oh Is a farming use square dances Gurries is a fox and probably every Jewish final form Fox news Fox Fox news Republic. Oh, well, it's funny. You took that fucking woman But what I would suggest it well, you know, it was not not of course you have to cover it Yeah, it's fine. And also they already clipped it. So okay. Yeah, you're good They're never gonna they're never gonna well He says he feels bad about when he said it he understood why they killed Jesus Somebody would say we should kill this. That's already being joke. We're trying to say we were just bring your boss Oh, Bob. Yeah, but they're not gonna put this part in the clip It's gonna be you doing that Just understand the concept of a nuisance. Yeah, a social and nuisance Jesus You know not to say that Jesus but my you know my General understanding of is that at the time there was also like a lot of Messiah's air quotes This is what they did you This is old Hebrew school This is Hebrew song. I don't know. There's only one tree out and they chose you guys as the chosen ones. I mean Good Lord, you know what it was we went to uh, yeah, I'll tell you exactly what has triggered. What did you do on birthright? When you went you went didn't go no nice Get that's good That's tough. I mean He could have been swimming in posty and tell of you also also Jewish necklace where We got that show What's that? No, oh But what was I gonna say? Oh, yeah, because we went we went to this animal expo and then like oh, yeah I was like I didn't tell you this right. I was like you that grab the cat. No, no, it's just an old guy And some guy was like oh there goes that Jewish guy So that's sort of like in my head that you yeah. Yeah, yeah to his friend. What? Yeah, it was just like a thing that I don't know dude. You don't yeah, you know, you're like a daywalker. Yeah Yeah, you don't really like well, I think it's just from the show or what you know Oh, my bad. No, no, it's not not your bet. I just is it then I play that No, they went to a cat X we went to a cat Catch the don't to the judging cats are you serious like they took him out of it. Yeah, they put him on a table Yeah, you look at the cats now. This is like a blue Russians. This is nice It was sick, but this guy this guy who's walking by with his main canoe apparently he lost because he was fired up But yeah, I just did in the front row those four Oh Dude show cats never thought of that was yeah as soon as I heard about I was like we gotta get there like this shit Holy, they got main coons You gotta get this isn't on TV like the dog. No one cares Yeah, it was it was it was a wonderful experience. I didn't know there was Jewish hate at the cat. Who knows it was hey. It was just like house every year. It's an all-time identified It's every day anymore Doesn't stop doesn't stop But that Super Bowl ad really actually affected me and I stopped Couple couple bruise keys What you say about Jesus That is exactly what I worry about getting no that the mom dummy thing where you got a soldier they came on dummy got bomb Yes, dude, what do you mean that? There's these two psychos. Yeah, but that wasn't a mom down. He there was those at his house Oh, they were at the but I thought was at the protesters at his house over the No, it's over the pro-immigrant protesters at the anti-immigrant Oh, I thought it was that it was out in front of the script sure, but it was at the protesters It was at the it was at the Patriots, whatever, but they're making cool anime like fucking reels the animators are starting to work Yeah, I like it, but now the kids who did it They have they live in like a five bedroom four bath house in Bozakown. It's nicer shit. So that was crazy What happened their house is crazy the guy that threw the bomb. Yes, it always is like that. Yeah, Luigi guy It's never broke guys doing political stuff. I'll tell you silly dude. They can't get to New York You'd have to give them G's I always saw that I was like, why aren't these guys at work? They're like Muslim terrorists were throwing that at his house. Yeah. Oh, whatever. No, they I think they were throwing it at a Races off goes in hours figure. I make it up start. I don't even know if he's a white nationalist Yeah, I don't know anything. I'm just going with what I'm feeling lately. I actually I kind of agree with that make the make shit up Yeah, I like it this info's kind of just keep telling people I'm gonna open the straight of warm news Anytime someone's like the close on the straight and the oil is going on. Yeah, I'm gonna open it I'm going over there. I'm opening it and they go gas is gonna be 130 dollars a barrel. Yeah, no, it's not Well, it was 130 this way. Yeah, no, it's not your dad with the Trump I $40. Oh, yeah, that's gonna be good You gotta do that. Oh nice start making truck. They were doing the Biden. I did that I mean, do my dad was doing like he was 16 years old a while. Oh He was doing your dad was you got like 50 of them It was amazing. They're in his whip They're all over the place on his dashboard on his dash and as well on the little go-kart Yeah on this go-kart on the dash on like the fuel there's Biden point. I did that You know how awesome that feels if you're getting this fucking assholes making my gas expensive They just get a sticker my dad said he went by the I mean, they're funnier shit It's amazing. You'll never feel like that. Yeah, I wish I had a side that like I wish I could pick a side You're wish I could just buy in no matter what when I ordered those white rabbits That was great. Yeah, I was on drugs My dad's so good to it. It'd be so nice to be like, I'm right. Oh, yeah Feels good figured it out the guy I listened to actually is right about this believe me But he went by the ice protest or the no Kings or whatever and it's all old people too So like all the old people in Swarthmore are doing like no Kings project Yes, the no Kings was definitely for the geez my dad drives by in a Nissan Pathfinder that he got it's a 98 Pathfinder He bought like 3g's and it looks at all them just starts at that looks like a 08. Yeah, you've got an old one Oh, yeah, he just I just went like this to him. That's sick. They must have been pissed Did we watched a great like little conspiracy real or was like they got rid of all the cars when they did cash for clunkers all that was to No, that's What are you not allowed to know that not I'm just saying careful Oh, we allowed to know that cash for kids is fucking nuts. Nobody talks about shame to live here Hold on. Are we allowed to talk about cash for kids? Yeah, free country. Wait cars for kids. That's good central PA lore Yeah, yeah, what cars for kids cash for kids straight to Israel. I'm unfamiliar. I know. Oh, yeah, sure They like a prison system thing going on. I missed that. I am unfamiliar No, the cash for clunker shit. They like there was a good ass video about how they usually just get rid of every reliable whip We had reached like such a peak in analog Engines then they were like no digital ones with kill switches on star How are we gonna get rid of all these awesome cars pull it off? But it was actually we debunked it in real time Only 680,000 cars Cashed in so it didn't really have an effect. Yes, not much. Yeah, I debunked it. 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We know once video games get real good Then I'll go damn AI's out of control And AI can't even find an old fine dude me and bill are looking for an old meme honey better graphics Yeah, I'm trying to find a real refined an old meme from like 2016 maybe 2011 no it was when I was yeah, it's old me man. It's a meme of George Bush, I swear to God. I don't know what's happening. What do you mean in conversation right now? I'm sorry. We thought in the last ten minutes. No, I'm gonna kiss a fuck. It's probably funny Probably funny you talk about cash for Trust they I did come I did like that. Yeah, there's a meme that we're looking for so Billy's like dude Rogan's got perplexity get this out. We're looking for this meme of We're talking about you'd name job Rogan like that. No, I was talking about I think my brother was on Rogan, dude I can get us in touch with perplexity My brother did Rogan dude. I know Rogan spade has $17 perplexity and then I was like dude It's like all of them in one because he was using grok and grok is kind of a yeah Yeah, and then he started using perplexity. That's I'm investing in AI and defense contracts right now That's good, but it's George Bush drawing the full ball The meat you definitely seen it's a meme of George Bush handing off a full Straighter loses open dude. I just opened it What it's a meme of George Bush handing a football off to Obama in a poppy in a poppy field And like Osama bin Laden's in the background and there's also leave this up the sky. Yeah made this it's an old meme Oh I'm like the king of me but perplexed I have all the good skinny pull ups, bro. Yeah, you look over and over and over You look like a fucking tier one operator. It's trying to do a handstand push-ups and I know I heard he doesn't have to Do those I can do eight push-ups. That's good. Yo Gerbie's looks like a tier one operator today shredded The gun range that's right. We went to the gun range. He the whole time like you're gonna love it He'd never fired a gun. I was like, it's so sick. You're gonna love it As soon as we get in there a couple loud pops from down the range. He was like Shit he hates an airstrike. Yeah, he called in the couple airstrikes. Yeah, oh god. They're in here I found them Bombs without a siren. Yeah, I I cleaned up I didn't think I was gonna clam up and I'm gonna be in one so with you, brother No, he said some leaflets to the range first He said I'm gonna blow this up tomorrow, so everyone clear out No, it is scary dude fucking go to the range. It's like it is It is it's very especially right when you get in there Oh, yeah, like the first like five ten minutes it going in there. You're like, holy shit. I'm a pussy dude I'm so scared and then our the guy Giving us all the guns and showing us how to do everything was seem like tier one operator He's like, all right, this is what you do you flip this through the fucking slap this they good to go. Okay? Like so you got fucking start over yeah, he's like, this is your workplace. All right, this is your fucking workspace Now you fucking do this. Do they coach the coach you that way? Yeah a little I think he was even I'll be honest I was a little fast and loose. I liked him. He was it but yeah, I think it was the nature of our group Yeah, I would have preferred potentially that net not not you know again three million shade He was the guy was the man you were just scared. I was scared So I think I wanted somebody to be like he started yelling at him while he's giving me Honestly the first one yes Because he fired it he fired one round it had a fucking silencer on it and no kick It was literally the gun I have it's literally just No, it's a fucking yes, it's like a it's a carbine that fires a fucking nine millimeters So it's against your shoulder on bullet. Yes, so it doesn't move do the shotgun. He fired it once backs wild He fired one round. I was just like, okay And then cuz he was then I was like well, let me just do something like this isn't for me Let me just do something like smaller with a handgun. So he had a Glock nine. I think that's what it's called Whatever the police handgun was it's way worse than way worse So he like fired it and I was I told you guys before him But like I wasn't even expecting a shell to come out that fast And it's just like the immediate violence the noise and then the shell coming out. I was like no Just stood back I tried to be a team player and take video I was just like I know I felt like it was a ride that I want to get off of the Best was just so he's got I thought it was the headphones and then I realized you were actually screaming at the guy I thought I was like maybe he thinks he's he's talking to he's talking to out because of the headphones No, he was yelling the guy was like, all right, you fucking do the here you go And he's like I didn't understand anything he said you're gonna start out Say like that. I was like, yeah, I just smile my face But then so then they wheeled in a yeah belt belt Loaded machine gun or belt fed machine gun and even the guy that brought it in was like this is a once in a lifetime thing to shoot Oh, yeah, so then I watched everybody else do it 50 cal no, but it was It was sick. Yeah, but Gerbies. It was nice to watch Gerbies muster the courage And he did it. He fired one bullet He fired one bullet from the first gun and then stood in the back the entire time was like this Just gonna stay the whole time and then a machine gun came out and he fucking did it. It was pretty sick That's awesome. Proud of you Gerbies. Thanks, dude. And how about that adrenaline? That's I said like the moment I came off that I was like, yeah, where's the schools? I know what they're under the hospitals sad It's gonna be easy It's a lie up bring a Jewish guy to a gun range start shooting the floor You know the targets right there. Well, there's other targets. There's some I need to say what but great Another joy shit lady. It was she did you to see oh she was hitting everything Especially before we go in she's like I'm good at everything. I'm such a good shoot like a shot Yeah, she gets in there hits the fucking wall and they're like dude. You cannot hit the wall the tray They're ricochets. You cannot do the one time his brother took me. He was like, dude, this is gonna be awesome We rolled in there is a guy on a date It was like a snow bunny Black Panther Party situation and I was like yo I Was like scared this guy had like dreads down here and he was like waving like a fucking AR 15 type thing around This is that eighth and spring garden I find me up though inner city of a small room that they don't someone in Kobe dude, and I was like We have a yes. Oh wait that guy killed someone. Yeah, they try to break into his fucking spot I think it's that one in that area. They fucking come in and just sit in there dude like Dive that guy's the man Sandy ground also there's nothing in all your whole life for that moment Nothing makes me heavier than seeing black dudes and white dudes together at the range did I was scared though I was like, yeah, you gotta work work. This is it To a boys getting together. I didn't realize it was so expensive though. Damn. Oh, yeah, why a lot of money? It's not good. It's really good. That was all. Oh, yeah, that place is awesome But yeah, Kirby's are you in a purchase at some point. Yeah, I'm gonna go back to I'm gonna shoot the Glock 9 like that I that's fun to shoot. Yeah, that was one that after the machine gun that felt like I got my cherry pops enough Fucking bonds gun PB 7. Yeah, the PB 7 dude. Yeah Golden on row this is what I'll say about Tops will get his answer that should be you'll be you'll be the next on second of a smile Piece of shit. Look at him in a tux. You should go outside instead. I feel that would calm me down That's what I was saying out outdoor gun rangers are a lot better Okay, but that gun range was cool and they had like they had this whole smoking section. It was like Warehouse. Yeah, I want to see girl. I can't fire play straight easily the best indoor range. I've ever seen yeah Yeah, you know like a whole thing where they have a lot of years mainline armor. Yeah, yeah, Keanu Reeves shit Yeah, he's nice. Shame did that do John Wick. Yeah, I go there if John Wick was one movie all four movies If that was one movie be the best movie. Yeah, I would I agree the white John Whits like a Dodge Challenger commercial All that one like all of us one night and I was like dude. I wish that was just one movie the first John Wick I just watched Randomly like no one was talking about it was like right when it came out and I was sitting there watching I was like, let's see this piece of shit movie Keanu Reeves action movie fucking dog shit halfway through. I was like This might be the best movie I've ever seen. I haven't seen I watched it tonight It was when I lived in Conchok and then I brought Matt over and I was like bro check this out You see this early way. Yeah, he saw it with me like immediately and then he was like shit sucks And I was like, I swear to God it's all I watched it like five times Dude getting like a week. I was like just getting bros over. God. 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I gotta I gotta like actually grab this for a minute. Yeah, you gotta wait till you hear this You're the dude you're at your end. No, he said you're it. It's just the reverse Whoa, yes. Whoa. Yes. That's why all the things all the things that he Represses he thinks I'm repressing So the diverse Let's just get our clothes tailored for Gerb. Let's get hair Gerbs. Listen. So Shane is the guy looking at we're not getting hair So Shane's wearing hats until we're bald just right So you're saying Shane's the guy that's looking at the NPC Ikea catalog not knowing what's no no no But you're the guy that's living in a house with bellatrix was tricky. Yeah, basically I'm like those will be the character, but he's not looking at a he a Catalogs, he's like watching football and all that stuff right meanwhile So you've got me on a plane and I'm going that shirt would look a lot better If you got a tailored and he's like this had the other you're James Bond And Dave the guy who just had a panic attack at the gun race I See he's got a positive time So he thinks he thinks Chester's gonna implode He thinks I'm repressing things because he says stuff like Oh, Jolyne's is a the cutest date spot. Don't say cutest exactly. I say cute. It's a cute He's somebody will be like, what about this barring is oh, that's such a cute date spot I heard him say that and I said now. Why are you doing that with your eyes? What's wrong? Because you say we're straight. We're all straight. What you say a cute date spot Hey, Siri. What does the word cute mean? Bro, I think you're gonna be this is so jush Appealing in a pretty dang it who uses gay already Oh, it's gonna start. I'm gonna your cheer listening to it. It's still listening to me. Fuck it's still listening to me He was like I'm peeling in a pretty uh something. Yeah, you say like babe and shit, which makes me uncomfortable. Sexy. Yeah, babe That that kind of same babes and dudes to girls. No Oh, I mean, I don't know if you're like a Chad Just one. Yeah, so true I'm sorry. It makes you uncomfortable. That's it. That makes me want to applaud those because you're like, bro This dude's got this kind in your head. I wish I could I could drop of that Drop of that. Oh, yeah, it comes with machismo He's trying to wear cowboy hats and cowboy bits. He does. Are you looking for real? He works out in a cowboy hat and a fucking life beater in his gym. I only know one other guy Doesn't He listens to shabuzy while he does it. I don't know Someone put me up a double shadow is and he does but he can rip pull-ups Yeah, I mean you're even jacked dude. Do you want to be do you want to be a millionaire? He is a millionaire. Oh you are She kind of put me over that reels of that. Damn push you over the edge How are you doing? Your reels of him and cowboy gear doing pull-ups would be great. There's only one other dude I know who wears a cowboy hat and works out. Hold on. It's I don't do it all the time If you did it work, it's fucking insane. It's fucking insane. It is crazy. I don't care. I'm not trying to attack you I enjoy that attack me. I don't care. I don't want to attack you because I don't want to attack. I'm never gonna get over this toddler. I know I was hoping So excited but you guys are the only one your goose on maverick. No, you guys are you fucking maverick, bro You're too big You two are literally the only ones other than me that'll go. Gerbin. That's nuts He he me and him are always around people that are a part of our show. So that's land theater No, not necessarily yes, but but just theater people So like he'll be like express yourself. It was a cute little date spot and I'm like, yeah, that's fucking gay. You call it cute they're like He's a whole look at like a lady that works there and be like, I don't think it's weird to say, uh, cute dates But they're always like, oh, dude, I look right at you and I go, it's fucking cute. What are you gonna do about? Just how guys saw the tiger shop He's done it again when you went on schultz's podcast You're like, dude, the hardest thing to do is sing in front of your boys. They all burst it out I'm singing in harmony. It's like, okay. My boy will do it. You'll sing. I know I he wouldn't that in that Payback I tried really hard not to sing and I said guys you can't you know in that scenario you would enjoy Yeah, yeah with it was I admitted in that scenario. It was pretty fun. Well, I tried not to do it. Nothing wrong with saying But you gotta what you do there's so much about garb and you need to know I mean, dude, we used to have this thing you gotta hear his music in his car We used to have to sing for a church. Fuck does it matter? What listen everybody? No, it's just far no I like it. He listens to music We had seen it before. Yeah, I thought it was going parts of the Caribbean, but like uh, that's the least That's the least gay thing like a score. Yeah, it's Hans Zimmer. Yeah. Yeah. No. No. He's gonna hit flow rider. He's gonna hit bro It's like you tell me stately are you you two music or Spotify? Spotify when you say no Oh, you get you're not that Because I show me who you are. Oh because I like I am a real Lucy goosey with the likes what's that? I'm Lucy goosey with the likes. Yeah, I like this song. Yeah Do you make playlist though? Do I make playlist? So that's a yes, of course. It's not at all making playlist So you don't even know what's gay or not at this point. It's all blurred together. Hold on Make your beard change the man. Don't point at me, dude. No, I'll point at you because Yeah, see you Like a senator gets yelled at by a one man There's just one man having an argument with himself There's no time to do this is in her sex point. I know I'm gonna have two more beers. You guys are gonna be gone I'm gonna be down here in the dark I made that whole thing up. I'm still my parents googling outfits and stuff. You think I'm googling outfits probably it's probably happened That's like old spade dude. You see in Terence Howard PB day No spade sent me the clip of Terence Howard talking to PB day and he was like Dude, it's just fucked up like and and came at Thrones seriously and uh, The dude started having sex and like everyone just started searching like incest porn and stuff. It was like Really? That was just you bro. You started searching incest porn. Well incest porn rocks. So what are you looking up outfits? You're making me want to rewatch like that. So we had a development like a size development in my oh, yeah Size of them my mouth my boys are large now. Yeah, so I the the shirt that I'm wearing this season. No, Gerbin is jack I still have like that tiny tiny frame, but uh, I was like I Whatever the shirt is. You know, it looks max and you're not life maxed and then you're nothing There's that well, you know, well, so I like to spot spot verse Gerbin's The meeting of the minds. This is a fucking battle Spot verse Gerbin the two most different people IQ just different different versions of It's made you're not autistic. I'm sorry. I can see you're the most visible You know what I was I was I was still clocking you you're way smarter than I knew that I saw your face on the 160 IQ And I felt bad because I don't think you're dumb. He said it obviously It's like I'm dumb lately. You've been saying it a lot and I don't think you're dumb Well, you've been saying you're you've been saying you are dumb yourself. Yeah, I think I'm smart in like certain ways that matter But not not book smart. What is your area of intelligence? Like social I think you're very good at communicating. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, you're not afraid to You're not afraid to tell you tell people exactly how you feel in a in a dumb brute No, you're smart. You just I'm surprised it took you so long to find out you were dumb though I hit that in like, uh, I was probably 20 High school, you know, I mean no, no, I think I no I waited. I was probably I thought you were smart We're like we're not accepted at any college. You think like what I can figure this out And there's an answer to be had and like I'll just figure it out. Yeah, I think it's just getting older You go actually I don't fucking know anything right. I mean nothing's gonna solve Nothing's gonna ever be fixed Whatever dude up so fucking fucking I'll get some beers and be racist I'm so retarded that I was like sitting in my house like probably like 2021 and I was like I wake up whenever I want go sleep whenever I want money or have to check in with anything with my mom I don't know that and I just sleep when I was in high school. Dude was like phase two the dumbest classes I was a senior ed freshman in my class is like whatever I Like whatever You dumb as shit. Yeah, fuck it Not even try to hide that You're smart that must have been nuts for the freshman that are like that guy's a senior. Oh, yeah, and billy was huge It was like The same size you'd be like I was like 208 Dude think of being a freshman and being in the class like him or Yeah Yeah, I dude you know what fuck yeah We used to break our teachers balls into oblivion dude, and they're all like my age now Or younger. Oh, which is none because like 17 year olds are siapping them into like walking out in the hallway and like taking Yeah, it's fucking nuts. I get it dude. I had a teacher. I went to a pizza shop this week And there's like five teenagers in there. They're like, oh, it's like A couple more black There's black teens and they were they were they were nice fellas. But the pain of pictures I walked in I was like, you know, oh god And then they like, yeah, can we give a picture to the guy come in here like pictures? And then they all sat down and started laughing. Yeah, and I was just sitting there waiting for my pie. Oh Brutal. I think they're making fun of me They're literally making fun of me after they just asked for pictures. They got me mocked I Yeah, there was like it was it was math or the young kids were so they were like super smart freshmen in my math classes Yeah, sure, but like I mean the freshmen were fucking geniuses I mean, here's low phase algebra This is like a tyler turned You uh, I mean tyler dude. I mean, dude, I I thought I was stoned like I wouldn't do fucking For one Maybe they're out there too, maybe no by that time we were in geometry brother I would fuck up geometry, but you're not dumb at all. I know I just suck cock at math I would cannot I wish just a study. Yeah, they would tell me so I toss you in the eighth grade Oh phase one. No freshmen year. There's just for some reason you're getting like defensive. I'm not no I'm trying to explain to you the situation I'm not defensive. I'm trying to explain to you the situation freshman year. There was a phase one Senior My one boy my one boy was dumb as shit with me and then he got on adderall started passing everything Dude, my me and my one boy were like 65 70s every class or every test his motherfucker gets on adderall starts getting 85 I was like, bro, how are you figuring this out? I said, I'm studying. How do you have that? I would go home. Look at this shit. My fuck. Oh, man, bill. You are the fucking fucking I'm not getting the first of trying to explain to you the situation I'm trying to literally show you how stupid this was. I was in phase one. They get rid of it fresh from year because it's a college I'm sorry Jack I had a habit have a two seven. He loves my ass is in the jackpot. I think right Did you put it in season two? I don't know if it made it. He's he like all that clip. It was like I need to say my ass is in the jackpot Yeah, that's nice. He said it like five and he said it like five five different scenes He's a new slant new slant like that Oh, man, I was so bad at math when I went to drexel that the math class that I was in if you're that bad at math You don't go to drexel, bro You go to delroy county community college and get president's list because it's the third time you took out for one I'll tell you what I failed statistics in college Dude three times And then I'm talking at three different universities Finally I hit Harrisburg area community college and I was like I'm gonna make some changes Shitting on African dudes. I have no idea what's going on. I'm like, dude. Why equals mx's plea? It's simple Community college fucking ruled your work. Oh, it's the fuck I took I took american civil war Our teacher was a gettysburg tour guide. It was me and Harrisburg area community college students I was the only dude who gave a fuck and I knew a lot about it already This guy was like chain. Thank you. Yes No one else was paying attention. I'm like that was that was uh general mead, right? He'd be like it was mead I've been here at youtube channel. I've been here for 10 years. You're the first guy does It was he's like Wow, anyway, we're gonna have a good day guys I ever tell you about uh at my last semester at temple when I screenshoted the wrong week Yes, dude, that's how this is good, dude. I was at temple and I was taking literally just like when I went to school 9-11, this is senior year. No, this is like my second or I would I want to temple my sophomore and junior year But I was taking three classes a semester because I was like pro you can take three classes don't give the fuck Not realizing you gotta like take all of them to get out of college I took a screenshot of my class or my semester after spring break But we were off mlk day. So I had physics Uh construction safety class and some other things on monday physics lab So I was going to physics. I screenshot this. I don't know. I thought I'm off mondays. I was chill Sundays. I was like, dude, we can do whatever the fuck we want out of school I go in Dude still passed it still passed it by the way Dude So I fucking went for a month and i'm in physics and they're talking about well During the lab we went over this and I had I thought the lab was something people are going to or into physics Yeah, literally no fucking clue and then I finally realized that I've been missing my mondays for a month All the monday labs. Yes and my construction safety class I rolled into my construction safety class after a month of not being there was literally like I fucking didn't know I had this class And the chick let me in I passed that but physics. I got a 46 on the test There's literally beetle juice shit. I came in I came in I was trying to find that green bay packers jersey you bought. I was gonna wear it Yeah, I don't know where it is. Oh, you got a fucking reggie one. Yeah I fucking went to the I went to the um milk the way you're talking It's just matter. Yeah, so I went to that um, what is uh, like sign waves and shit So sign a cosine cosine. What is that? What's that? I think they're Way amplitude. What's the type of math that is? Trigga, how's your trick? I have no idea going to fucking my trip. I got a 46 dude. I was like, what's her What's a bell curve because I thought we'd all pass because everyone failed it. No one failed it and then I shelf up the dude is in class like today is the last day of the ad drop I was like for the ad drop Do you have to pay for it if you drop the class this day? He's like, no, you don't that's in two weeks if you don't go out in two weeks Then you have to do it. I was like, all right guys got my book bag left college Wow, oh dude, I was like, this is a fucked situation like there's no way I'm passing this shit I can't look I'm not engineering is the construction management. I'm not making fun of you I did the same thing with calculus I took calculus two times and I got 33. Yeah the way I felt out of Elon was Hilarious, dude. I do after I quit football. I just stopped going to class I was just drank in a house We're not going to class at all like fucking so you're a skipping class one or two a week That's what I did. Yeah, and then went home for Christmas break and They were like you're expelled Oh, shit, oh shit, I got to tell my parents While I was over Christmas break like I'm not going back I didn't know I was getting kicked out either. I had all my shit in North Carolina My head yeah, I mean it was I was in a fucking it was dark dude. I was oh my parents basement crying Sure Yeah, I was like mine's way more jovial than that We like went I was working at a trash incinerator that we had to cover with clean fucking fill So we picked all the trash out got rid of it covered it with these like all these rocks But we could only have like a certain size stone So my dad was like dude just picking the big rocks out in this place is like a football field I'm just rock. So I'm just sitting there looking down grabbing my uncle rolls up in a trash truck And he's like what the fuck are you doing? I was like, dude, my mom wants me to go to college. She's like just fucking quit Okay, so then I quit and started driving trash trucks. Nice I didn't have any score here Uh, I went to george washington and fell out of that then went to delco Like a dull Filled out of that Yeah, I'll be the last sister for six and then I finished the Drexel You fucking hey, how'd you get into Drexel if you fell out dull or county? Because the guy that ran the screenwriting program had like tried to get me because I like wrote a script my senior year When I was in high school. Was it tires? It wasn't tires that you wrote that at Drexel though, right? Yeah. Yeah, that was like my senior project. Yeah, he fucking failed out Well, I did graduate Drexel. Oh, you did. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I thought you're dumb as fuck Well, I failed out of george washington and then delroy county community college george washington's hard to get into isn't it? Yeah, yeah, Drexel's not he's not dumb. Yeah. All right. So hard to get into nobody failed out without drinking really Oh, there's other things I get when I was a failed out without Missing class same thing like I after I failed out. I was living at my parents house So I did go to like every class at the delroy county community college. We're still failed. No when I went to community college I locked it. Oh, I was like, okay after west point after elan. Yeah, it's time two years later. I'm at community college Next to the farm show complex in herosburg I had a joker bottom My was no no way tell her kind of coming to college. I was in heaven You could smoke on campus and shit. So like me and all the kids just go out in between classes rip bots Go to your donald's I love how like you're gradient of like how sick shit is is what you're allowed to do I'm not meant to be in school Do I even fail I want I can't even imagine we're allowed to smoke. Yeah, can you imagine if you had to go to school? I've I had like if my job tomorrow was to go to Meetings from 7 a.m. To 3 p.m. I think about you'd have to you die only thing Chair hemorrhoids like forget it Jesus of the hemorrhoids that would definitely suck. Yeah, are they permanent? Yeah, I've only sit long enough. I don't know. I got a weird thing going on But it's like yeah sitting on a plastic chair for that many hours just listening to stuff you couldn't care less about Yeah, yeah, I mean if you're like my life is teaching. I mean, obviously there's some good ones, but lost behind that lost I'm just saying Obviously, he's good teachers, but there's some that's like our friend when mom's a teacher. She's a good teacher Hello while I was in school one of the teachers got busted for having sex with the kids few of them actually one I moved all boys school. Yeah one. I it was like prison one. I moved her into her house But I was retarded so I wasn't picking up on anything that was going on. Yes, urban. Yes. Well, it's just so just Yeah, two to me. Yeah, I'm not getting ready. It's her We're almost done. You don't have to be in tomorrow, right? But that doesn't mean I'm gonna get right. No, no, no, I was just asking. Oh, I was gonna go in. I know tomorrow's early Yeah, I'm gonna go in pretty late supposedly the one teacher was banging the kid And she was like trying to be cool with all the kids in the class and she was buying him beer and shit And then she started talking shit to the one kid in class and he was like, I'll be right back Went to the principal's office. Yeah, she's having sex with one of the students Got her booted Legendary shit on the school. Yeah. Oh man. She's a fucking No, I could listen to you talk about school. Well, it is so funny. Yeah, honestly, you are philgillus You are the exact same dude like the way he talks is I go in there. I go What the fuck is this shit? I fucking got a 46. I thought there was a fucking belcher I paid on a belcher. You know research papers Yeah, but there's like I think five was my all-time ax. I did write a paper in temple. That was awesome How many pages and it was five and it was porn the libido killer and I had a whole paper on porn dude gave me an a plus He was cool. That's man. That's fear. Yeah tangential and then uh, yeah in high school. We had to write like a research paper I chose alphonse capone the worst and um I just paid kids to do it and the teacher just like all right He wrote this is that's how I feel one of my yeah, seriously. We're like, dude. I am I got busted without yeah, my boy shawl wrote it. Shout out shawl I didn't pay anybody but I took my roommate's favor from the year before and just handed it into the same teacher And she was like you think I don't know you don't think I don't remember kevin That's like mother fuck. I should have taken this day off the thing that the real shit about being fucking stupid Is being too stupid to cheat because a lot of the smart kids can fucking cheat and that would be like There's like at that higher echelon. Yeah, they're so good at cheating. Yeah, that's all that super Top is all cheating. Oh my boys that were in like ap shit. We're cheating their balls off and I was like fucking how I've told this before but I cheated a lot and uh, how do you cheat though? You get people to write your show there. Yeah, no like uh, we had uh, yeah He would give us the same test so the class before this girl would just give me your calculator And I would just I'd get like a hundred a hundred on everything that's and then I was a recruiting visit for football So I missed your test day and then he was like here's the makeup test It was like four Just four problems that was it Because he like he loved the football team and he was trying to he was like, oh, bro. I got you. I couldn't I couldn't I didn't know one red I didn't know one I wrote three For every single answer and just handed it back to when I was like, I I I don't know one thing About what you I don't even know this subject I haven't listened once You know, we had none of the chicks doing any us any favorites because it was all dude. So Oh, that's tough. Yeah, just dudes is tough to cheat. Yeah, you know, you're just fucking around. There's like there's no Cheatings physically impossible. Yeah, that'd be tough with dude like writing that shit on your calculator have like You'd have to at least know the occlusions a little bit if you had like the cheat sheet in the calculator slit I would sit there be reading like no, no, he would give us multiple choice It was scantron tests. Oh god, and then he gave me a real Test like no scantron. Just like do the work Oh, you didn't have to show the work on the scantron. No, it's a scantron. It's multiple choice Yeah, usually we would have scantron and worksheet. Oh Oh, yeah, yeah, we did actually have those and other ones But no, this guy would just toss us scantron bro. This lady would just write a bc I would hit scantrons and like skits out and I'd be like it's been a four times. It can't be this time Yeah Little fucking roulette you guys have been read too often. Oh, yeah, it's black my fucking sates. I'm like make avenue So my nine six. I like I can't read. I'm like you. I'm like you guys. I can't even fucking read You know, oh, there he is. There's our next president Dude is bulletproof somehow. He walks through all that shit. Yeah, all you have to do is not be trump. Yeah, true you're gonna get If trucker comes as the next president though, I'm not voting. No trucker. Yeah, I see your fucking Alps, bro Trucker calls and yeah, his Alps shipment just got stolen You like trucker I love we're on the same vibe, bro You're on the same vibe, but are you on that? Are you on that fucking christian weird shit christian weird shit the stuff that you said you were on the beginning of the bucket Catholicism, bro There's a big difference. No, I'm fucking definitely not catholic. No truckers into cabalism. Trucker wears both eyes, dude He's a fucking Protestant Good point. He said he's found christ honestly, but yeah, you found Protestant christ. Oh really that's 100% that guy. They have Jesus. What's Protestant? It's the exact same. Yeah. What's the difference? We have the pope, bro. We have the Vatican. We have the church Oh, okay. They have there and also they're much more strict about word for word in the bible Oh, so they're kind of like evangelicals with that shit. He seems a little more evangelical. Yeah Yeah, I mean, I kind of just like the shit he puts up about like He's rolling shit I gotta be honest. He's fucking kind of nailing it lately, but Yeah, it's it feels a little too good I started watching that like fucking if you you got to watch the jones on dump and trussell He got like halfway through it He goes back to his old shit and saying like we're pretty much Three dimensional beings that are more powerful than the fourth dimension beings But they're using us and we think they're more powerful than us and they're going to use ai to take us out So then they can talk in the fourth dimensional thing. Yeah, instead of sending to the fourth dimensional naturally They're going to create a false dimension through ai. Yeah, we'll all be plugged into the matrix How does he know all that? It was an arpanet. Um, it was like a futurist a futurist, uh, wrote an art like, uh I don't know what they call like a white paper for arpanet. Yeah before darpa Before like reeds old like futurist papers and I'll tell you what jollien was just a cute little dates. Don't angle that man Fuck the fucking fourth dimension dude. I'm here I just want the roots. That's actually pretty good. You went to where roots. Where's that at in my shuster? It's a tasty little cute spot. It's a cute What On many dates is this why you say swimming in policy. I'm not swimming and put no drowning. I'm not Definitely driving I'm beating him out there and uh How often do you go on dates? Just curious zero. You don't actually have to say that. Oh, thank you. Okay We're just we're just we'll sit and we can totally edit this out. Yeah, or not blink twice Over we don't have to yeah, but no, I mean updating and so having fun as they call Well, I'm being intentionally. I'm trying to I'm You want to find your wife? Yes. You're forever whole Your sheath I do think I would want my wife to find her body. You say sure. Yeah trying to find your first one I'm looking for my forever, uh Forever whole is crazy Hey man, he found his yeah to congratulations. Thanks for yeah, I guess I mean there's no hiding in there Yeah, you got your ring, bro. That's it feels I was like bro spades always told me put where rings by where rings Hold on. Let me throw that in the fire real quick Very weird you ever wear rings or anything like that. What how far do you go? Oh, he got he's tried If it wasn't for Shane, I'd be wearing a lot of it like jack sparrow if it wasn't for Ed Thornton, dude Yeah, Tyler doing you remember in fight club and Tyler during was like dude Ed Norton would think this is so gay Although I mean the only thing is I I think you could totally punch Jeremy you just go I'm both at six have hit a little bit does actually Exit velocity on this if you did die. I don't know how far I would go in the other direction I finally got through to you. Yeah, here's how I knew I got through to you. Yeah the savannah bananas That was a major test I'd sent him a video the savannah bananas and I was like, this is your shit The savannah bananas is like Harlem globetrotter. They're like hot guys. I very much respect it Yeah, they're all fucking nasty at baseball, which it actually even pissed me off even more because they do all these cutesy dances And I was like these fucking dorks and I watch them catch it like a double play between the legs and I was like, all right These guys are fucking nasty. Yeah, they're very talented The dances and but they're like doing like cute guys shit, but it's like it's like cool face paint Fucking glove like they're I don't know. It's you got to see it. They're like Harlem In my opinion, it was right up Gerbie's alley as far as what he in his mind if he could be anything He'd be a savannah banana Right, I thought for sure. I was correct on this. I sent him a reel of the savannah bananas dancing I said, this is your shit. No, and he said no and I was I was very what is your shit like war hero What you want to be a war hero? Why did everybody react like that? No, you just said we're talking about Because I thought about it there in response to with the savannah man So just to say like oh what hero like a famous war hero. Yeah, you know, like you could be anything Watching masters in the air being like this is totally you wouldn't be like the line of televieve Captain Captain America you're like a fighter pilot. Oh, yeah 2020 vision like now. So yeah, so now Shaw. Yeah boys Brothers, but pilot now this man. Have been there. Then he told me that I've thankfully I've Gotten in I've gotten through the fences. I've gotten through the iron done He came in and now I'm in the firecracker. I I was just wearing Burberry tans. They're black shut up What I was wearing sweats Tommy's fiance bought me a bunch of clothes And I picked these right here well, I'm just saying I'm not out shopping. I'm not fucking it's hard dude But I'm going out somewhere trying to find a pair of pants. I've never I grabbed I grabbed the wrong size off the show This will shrink my ass sweats my armpit sweat and I leave that's every trip to the mall Yeah, but it's a little too bright there. He told me he was like I saw that video this man, but there's and I thought to myself fucking Quirrs and I was like, yes We we've reached it. The sopranos. That's just the warriors. Yeah, that is the warrior on him Is that why you send me gay guys kissing on instagram me trying to see if that's my stuff I'll tell you what that backfire because now my algorithm But dude, that's any one of the guys ass cheeks Yes, the guy with the thickest fucking cheeks. There's a new one. I've been watching where it's a big tall white man That acts perfectly like a black woman and he has a little black boyfriend and they walk around It's crazy. It's fucking great. It's crazy. I'm gonna show it. Yeah, I'd like Show me this it's so crazy and they do like she like the dude literally does the hand signals like blackjack Lizard and it adds nuts. It's very fucking insane. I've got a fine Why'd you leave your cheaters in the truck, brother? I thought about getting them in your what my glasses. I don't know Yeah, I've been sending you a lot of shit with that one gay podcast We're talking about like getting nut in his face and shit. What Jesus. I send you all those reels for the intros You gotta take the cans off, bro. Oh the guy says talking to your say If you have your pants down, you want me to eat that cake? Yeah, that's killing me, dude Now take the headphones off, dude. I can't listen. Here's the guy who's like when they're talking about the geese Oh, that's the brazzers. That dude's killing me. You've changed bill. I've changed. I literally can be more normal I get paid to do gay shit, mate. There you go That's a dude. Oh, this is fake, dude. It's real. She does he does like fucking girl hand signals and shit. That's great Turn up the song. I think it might get us Stuff that making guys toes girls as a dude Anyway, I got like 83 points in one game that was a big girl that's forwarding event He's at based on the old painting new mexico or something like that. Oh, little new mexico state. That's a wolf pack stadium right there She does that. Let's see. I mean, it's here. Thank you. Thank you. No problem Screen blocker. I can't see So who? Oh, it's loading down here. Shane's goon cave Oh, so okay, that's a man. I understood Oh, I look like baron trump For real It's crazy. That's what that's what's gonna happen to everyone if everyone keeps it down this road What were the taking peptides and look maxing with huge s's? It's not gonna stop. It's like anyone actually look at a lot dude. What? Gerbin's fucking looks maxing. Gerbin is look maxing, but he's not uh, got that rig and hairline I mean not really. Yeah, Gerbin Gerbin's like cash right now. He hasn't gotten into there's no substances No peptides. No. No, this is natural. Dude wait till he finds out about peptides. Tell me about peptides. You're gonna be like Oh, I trust him. I told you I was gonna take that time today and he kept being like what peptides Dude, did you get like I was like driving over. I was like, I mean literally self very good Well, how come he gets to do it? So billy met a dude billy I met this dude through billy and he's like dude you gotta take glow Take red. What the fuck was the other ones geo or I forget you got a pin to win. They say yeah I'm sorry. I can't inject anything. So I'm just gonna have to be a lifetime natural Can you inject fucking? Yeah, good. I'm trying. It's the best you look What are they? They're just serious. They're not steroids. They're what it you look like tear one operate I'll be fat in three weeks. I'll hurt my is this not the best he's looked in a while. I'll hurt my I don't really pay attention I see you the time too. I don't see him enough. You should see spades son is jacked. He's an enormous seed He's literally like I told this boy already. No, he had tall. We're gonna talk about tall What's the number? Well frame? Why are you talking about weight? Yes, his reign is actually like creating a fullback. Yeah for real. It might be it might be mike alls Given birth my cost that mike alls. That's probably my favorite football player. Could he be the last fullback? I mean the game is going to change so much. I don't know. I don't know. I'll reach the height He could bring back the fullback Fucking cincinatus charlie boy republicans His son and public this could be the final fullback Damn, he's a unit there. He's fucking stout He's got a dome dude. He's got a jones bill. Oh wow. Oh my god. Yeah, it's a hardy boy That's the guy who punches metal for fun That's a leg for it. Oh, you need it. I enjoy the frame cute Cute that makes sense. 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He's like ragdoll This is like when ufc was dudes with mullets and karate bands And then he's in there with like actual spandex and he's just like a good wrestler It's the first time he interviews and he goes i was just gonna kick the chair The rock the rock talks like that the guys it's perfect. He does the voice so good There might give you the it made the entire movie He was all happy with that he was on an airplane at one point going to tokyo and he's like fucking huge in like a Isle seat and the lady sitting next to her dude has the window and the things down. He's like Excuse me. Can you uh, can you put that down? I love the sunsets now He calls about his tummy. Yeah, the best is when he's at the fair He's trying to go on the gravatron. He's like, you know, I can't go on that with my tummy. Yeah, it's perfect It's wondering. Yeah, one of you was this awesome. I only watched the old documentary that was on it I think it was like on hbo, but it was just here and then i'm sure i'm taking pills and it was but in real time I'm injecting pain. Yeah, I didn't even know that as a thing the doc when you see him doing it. You're like Also, we made that documentary made japan look nuts Because it was like before we knew a lot about it and they were just doing these like tokyo dome Fucking tournaments. Yeah, and it was like dude. That was a night ride and all that shit. It's on the documentary. Yeah I easily early 2000s. It's great. Uh, yeah, so it was like oh too right after the height of super mario. Yeah You've been on a real super mario. I'm doing super mario land. I'm on three threes hardest fuck brown hot a lot That's actually hard paddle slamming territory like I fucking dying. I just grabbed the controllers Are you doing it? Right. What's your top shit right now? Tanuki suit. Yes, dude Tanuki suits No, only racing at tanuki suit. I know tanuki mario. Yeah easily the Does three have a tape for that raccoon suit? Yeah, it's hilarious tanuki tanuki. Yeah Is that how you say raccoon in japanese? No clue. It's a kind of I think it's like a mixed breed of smoking You're a raccoon dog Mixed all raccoon dog recently and I was pretty fucking fired up about it actually Let me look up if what a tanuki is it has to be a raccoon, but there's I don't know in tanuki Oh, it's named tanuki mario. I thought it was raccoon, but did they say that in the game? I mean, don't say shit my whole life. I thought it was a raccoon dog is what the What is that? Is that a real dog? It's a domesticated raccoon. No, no, it's not domesticated. It's just an animal. It's like a slaw face So asian, I think that's probably what it's the tanuki's based off of Japanese raccoon dog What is it actually a real mammal native to japan known for its fox-like appearance mass like markings a thick brown non-ring tail Give me credit in Japanese folio trying to call you dumb. Yeah No, I wasn't there's supernatural shape shifters me and altis. I was there because we watched super mario 3 stuff and we eat Supposedly you don't watch a youtube video. We get through it Supposedly you don't digest right if you eat watch youtube or tv while you eat What because your mind is like watching the tv so you don't digest as good as you should So you just go into like a deprivation tank and chew it's impossible I'm gonna eat like this sometimes. Yeah, I have to have a youtube video to eat I just put one on at a truck stop eating burger cakes. I'm like a toddler. I put one phone on on its little side I always just try to be gay not McDonald's. They didn't have you lied to me. I was gonna get McDonald's So jealous I tell you something really you're getting ref stop McDonald's and I was genuinely like who wants me k like what's What's the hierarchy well McDonald's is the best McDonald's no, but let me tell you right now The arches call Wendy's fell off so when never off really hard Wendy's fell off. Let me tell you right now That's sprite that I got that sprite That's sprite Was fucking terrific that sir. They've been hit me with reels about the big arch and I'm like I want to look at it I'm like you. I might do that. If I need a sesame if I If I did have a stomach full of bk I would do a class field trip to get a big arch I was talking to sir. They're about eating before bed. I was like, dude. I can't do it sir. He might have to sleep That's how he does it. I eat with cereal. I I used to eat cereal ccc. Well, there's your choice. Yeah, sitment test crunch Cereal's horrible. You're not supposed to drink milk 70 pounds heavier than I was in high school That's all milk weight Milk is like a drug No, it's the best. I love it. I can drink a gallon of milk and like a damn half It's funny. It's like I got Broly When I was a kid I would drink milk like water. Yeah, like I would I didn't still do that, dude I always hated eating at my friends houses because then their parents had to see how much milk I drank Yeah, one bowl of cereal Yeah Like a poos bag. I'm like, okay. Uh, hey, uh, hey, Mike you cut off. You go. What'd you say? Dude, my cousin my cousin's a share of driveway with us on the compound. They're what they had 10 kids Jesus dude, I think there was a dedicated farm for their milk intake because it was like milk with spaghetti They would get four spaghetti. I've done the rules every single time I've had rules. Maybe we get four liquid tomah-tah I remember being 17 or 18 and seeing the bill and it was 400 hours This is like 1999 like and they had four gallons of milk at a time always Yeah, Ajax would come in just slam the fucking because good household Are you guys are like the grunkowskies? Ajax just released an album. Oh, yeah Ajax McCusker on Spotify an e-voice of an angel, bro Well, just so you know, that's about the hit I like it Dude out of the depths with a diabetes port Fucking crushing from the third floor. You're charting kairan's duelers Dude listen to Ajax McCusker listen to it's like fucking sick shit. He has a voice of an angel, but he's like six foot eight He's huge. That's what I want. It's like Andre the giant if you could sing. That's what I want. That's the funnier That's like the mark Kerr voice. It's powerful as fuck bro. Jack is a gentle giant. He wouldn't hurt a fly, bro No, but yeah, they used to crush So fine because a fucking matt's famous ass. No, no go Spotify. He has a small spot if I just searched Ajax McCusker It has to come everything comes up. Karen's just look like artist Yeah, it is Karen's doors. Perhaps John McCusker. No Fuck his John McCusker. I mean comes up for me. There's just crazy that now you can just put up music Like, you know, if you're awesome, that's great. But if you suck, you're just like, oh, no Put up hit it. Yes. It's top plate give setter taste I mean the quality is insane. See brothers. No, he did it with like an a I think he's singing It's ominous, yeah, we'll give you some Ajax lore. I'd smoke and drive this shit. Yeah Jack used to like stand at the perimeter of our school where like The actual feet would end where the school property was and smoke reds in front of our disciplinarian Just rip marba reds look into hill and just be like, what are you gonna do about it? You're selling this album? I'm not on school property I Can It's a long intro, honestly Come on Ajax thing Oh You gotta hear his fucking voice to the same job it's coming fast forward. It's almost like it's a bit every time He's like Yeah, good instrument and show don't do it anymore That was the best that was the best I've ever heard. I really was like there's no fast forward This is like a seven minute intro It's a Journey to social I feel like a good troll dude kairin stores No, that's it That break kid was so funny. It was like I That's crazy That's Ajax, yeah, he can write Ajax used to also be able to memorize books. Yeah He knew what was on pages. I mean new walkout sombra. Well, hey, yes, oh Yes Crush that shit dude. I'll bless Ajax before shows. That'd be fucking sick dude. That'd be awesome I need Ajax to sing the national anthem. He would do that heart beat link. That's a lyrs Do you crush the night he sings for every wedding? Oh, is that coming up? That's like in may right July Is that his cross to bear that he has to sing at every mocusker? What a cross to bear bro. Now the whole family loves me Your entire family Ave Maria all my daddy. No, I see him sing Ave Maria together at wedding jazz. It's fucking great How tall is he? He's huge. So uh jack's like a legit six five heat and probably three Yeah, probably yeah, three twenty. Just a goblet goblet of milk. I've been singing like y'all can He has He did a talent show in ice gore. He did a metallica song. I can't remember which one it was It was uh, nothing else matter. That's standing up standing up. Really? It's the fantasy of every teenager is to rip it at a talent show and some 33 year olds are just driving along. Oh, it's up thinking back. Yeah, thinking back where you go Come out acdc and I wail on guitar. So sick. There was a few kids in your girls want to suck my dick I wish I could have gotten head that was the fucking up about that manosphere thing Was that guy's like video taping himself getting head like that's the thing I don't watch the documentary What people film themselves go through is in anglin with this guy, um HS techie talkie and he's like, yeah, dude. I video if you go if you join my telegram He can watch me get head and I'm like, dude, this is a fucking thing. These guys are doing I mean these streams are getting wild not to change subject. I'm sorry Our stream is gonna have to we're gonna have to pick it up. Jesus. Yeah, maybe we should quadruple kiss Herod and marbella everybody Tung-dong pile full keg you gotta go to abyssal and he's just singing to himself with a beautiful voice Rolling kegs like they're nothing. It's a real man. Okay. Come on. I'll load on a whole fucking thing of cattle Yeah, he was a human. Yeah, he's just picking up kegs. There was something about a staff t-shirt on a guy with long hair I know just doesn't just doesn't for me. Dude. You know that guy. He's up to something. Yeah, I like it Yeah, you can be a ponytail a stat a staff t-shirt. I've tried many times to grow my hair never works You'd look great if my head just comes increasingly bigger You gotta take the weight out of it get it cut. I do that then I look like you might be the fucking noggin boy What size hat do you wear? I don't I don't yeah I never wear fitted hats. All right. Well, I can't fit in the regular hat. I think Soda has to be I I thought I were an ace. He's sponsored by the big hat Yeah, oh that big hat I did a commercial for the guy and then he played it all over and he's like, I'll send you big ads And then he made me a miami dolphins hat When mcdangle was the coach of the dolphins and I went to a game and my other friend that I grew up with chad One were on the field. He goes soda's wearing unlicensed nfl gear I hope all the nfl coaches get that cold, dude. Yeah. Oh, yeah, mcgivors conference. He should all be that chill Yeah New warrior mcgivor could you guys could go down for dumb Bert's heads size eight like I think he's the only person I know there's who burt kreicher He's got a size eight. Roy had though How's that? True. He's on set teasing on testosterone Probably dude. It's so funny when berry bonds his head shrunk back down And then he showed back up public I'm a huge giants fan and he was and you like he's not on steroids and he's just And would go to the top of his head to his shoulder And then he was in the strike zone. It was gone gone. Always had to be out of it You'd be like Dude when mark mcgwire and sister were going for it dude. Oh, it's the best Well, that's why bonds got on steroids because they said there was a dinner There's a dinner at ken griffy junior's house and they're all talking about it and he was like Won't see me stare won't see me do roids and then he just he was like all this crush He's the he's the best player of all time. It's crazy. He's not even close. He's the best player of all time Yeah, he could have died in 1998 and been easily our first bout all favor other than he was I forget the exact stab but his The walks The on basis he took was like the highest of more than teams Combined yeah, he had more walks than like the devil rays that here the funny thing is watching him He would just go into the play they'd be like take He'd put on his elbow guard or whatever and then he'd know they're walking him and he would like you get really huffy where he'd go like Take off his elbow card and be like you won't pitch to me But he did it if I'd have run Oh I'm gonna trap bro. Well, he was a stolen base guy originally when he was like with the Pirates he was He card him and maguire was nasty. Yeah, maguire was skinny other they started chusin How hard were you guys chaining from maguire over so so I loved it Am I right brothers too young? I turned into like the fucking young enough to be like frankenberry come on mark on the flyer so So sometimes I'm like an mj. He really did. Let's say the frankenberry. He's so real Do you remember that video you're having through my skin? He goes find me so says baseball. He's so real Same he's so so fucking rules. It's final. I think that's what happened. You get a little older. You go actually so so was the man Yeah, when you're obviously the man when you're young when you're a young white man you go I'd like to see mark maguire when he looks like my dad a red haired man that has freckles on it Looks like he's got his forearms tan for mowing the lawn. So so so she's just Shatterwood at the recliner so so so sprinting with the american flag in the in the outfield at wriggler I think it was right after 9 11th. Oh, yeah, come on now. Yeah, that's what it's all about So so was the man but bonds was like the guy that everyone hated so it was fun to like him And be and be like shitty about it. Then you were a giants fan too. Yeah, I was like, he never got caught He never got caught when balco is happening. I didn't the exact same and then uh, and then he stops playing and He just comes back to earth and you know, yeah, he's he's definitely a sir. It's Yeah, sir. What was your baseball team giants? I love the giants. Damn. That must have been so nice that there was times in the World series though. Never won Until 2010. Yeah, but we lost 89 lost an o2. It sucked. I think it was a lint. Lint was the main lint. It was the man long hair. Yeah Fucking whipped it. His dad had a clause in his contract that he a pitching coach couldn't change his release Sick, he was like, you're not fucking with my boy's release. What's that mean? Like the way he threw the ball they couldn't come in and go you gotta just take your arm. Yeah, don't touch the boy He was awesome boy. I remember watching a giants doubleheader I don't know if it was with the Phillies, but it was I watched this and this went on for like two days And it went into like way extra innings like 17 innings. It was fucking nuts, dude Wait, you watch this like on tv or a tv like back as you sat down and watched the doubleheader I sat down and started it was like a fucking and it went in an extra innings. I was this is fucking nuts back in the day No pitch clock. Yeah No internet nothing just be like this thing or i'm like sitting there like dude this game's not over yet We had a king of red and encyclopedia. You had a bar? No, no, I was a little kid this doubleheader giants You're watching you're watching a fucking matt williams bad and third like the mid 90s giants. Yeah, hell. Yeah, damn The mid 90s Phillies were goats the baseball and filly was like the most popular fucking thing ever Right, you said the baddest team you guys had the coolest team. You had the coolest colors Yeah, the braves were the we all knew uniform Braves were the villains, but you guys had fucking croc. Then you had nice rich williams wild day Oakland always beat our ass. So it was always oakland rules. Okay. It was great. Ricky Henderson Ricky Henderson is the funniest baseball player of all time I never heard him talk. I heard Barry by the talks of third person The funniest Ricky Henderson story of all time is one of his teammates Was talking about john 316 And then ricky Henderson walked over he goes ricky don't care if john hit 316 ricky gonna hit 350 Pretty good third person Man, that's powerful You guys are going third person me. Shea. Shea doesn't like that. She doesn't care about that It me Never Oh man, that was a we've been uh, we put together a good pod today Derby's Gerby's a fire. Yeah Gerbin is that's Gerbin's the funniest dude ever Gerbin thinks that he is tyler dirt and to shane and shane That's crazy. Yo, he's crazy. That's crazy That's a crazy day. He's nuts. He thinks he's Brad pills. Yeah, he goes as a six pack Just in general does not it does have a great body. Yes Thank you, dude. Maybe this is what happens when you get a six pack if you get a six pack I mean, you're like, I'm sorry, dude. Who's my fucking eddorton? Yeah, he That's like god giving giraffes long necks so that they can eat the shit he does onset during tires is You'd lose your mind If I he gets there before me every day, so I get into hair and makeup after him and He sings While he's in hair and makeup. He like Sings songs with the girls. Excuse me. He must be in heaven, dude. It's his favorite thing in the world What's the kind of song? I like it fucking show tunes. What do you think he does a sing? I don't know that he's doing Yaki doodle dandy. He's this the music he likes. Yeah, you come in. He's like Oh The way the music he likes The glasses you like everything he does is so fucking funny movie star. Yeah, dude. I love it. He is You're dr. Frankenstein. No, he's He's so funny dude hit the fact that he thinks But I'm getting to him. We were talking about earlier. I sent him this savannah bananas and it got through to him I was like, you like this shit and he was like shit's gay I was like Yes You're starting to see it I think it's Yeah, fucking Helen Keller. I'm like, yeah That was him going But that is water. Dude, they they do his hair. They shampoo his hair while their shampoo and his hair. He's like, oh, yeah Ah, I The other good one of the other one of the other hair makeup girls filmed it and sent it to me It was like, this is what he's doing it. Now there it. They love this app. No, no, no, no, no They love it. He sounds like a fucking porno director for my 2003 this girl. This girl's doing his shampoo and he's going Holy shit But I swear the girls the girls those girls love them. I get in there and they're like, Steve's so nice. You're mean and I'm like, no, I'm just Fucking 8 a.m I have to put a fucking makeup on he comes in there with a tray of pink drinks from starbucks And knows what each one goes to and he goes have you guys heard I sound saline live in vegas. So he goes in he tells them about his dates Oh, yeah, it talks about his dating life. Get his haircut. He does he does. I mean He's the one And I am he's right about this when it comes to the Tyler Dern thing I am jealous of the freedom The complete freedom. Yeah And you want to be happy anyway? He's happy. Yeah He's just saying that he just thinks that your freedom and his freedom is the same You would be different, dude. That's actually a very good point. You know what I mean? Your freedom isn't singing songs with the girls Yeah, but I wish yeah, I guess I don't really like this. You just you just kid it. You can just see You're It's like, you know what I thought about it. I'm Tyler Durden and I was just in there like What was his I gave up picking on gerbin for lent. So did you really? Yeah, my yeah, my nephew gave up doing six seven for lent He's struggling very hard I'm calling him. He'll be like is Andy young? Yeah, I'll be like dude. We were at work today for like six or seven hours He's in the car Dude, I coached fucking flag and all those kids dude someone doesn't hit that extra point. It's like I swear to god, Alex Jones has Alex Jones has seven F you because he's been randomly hitting like six or seven years and shit like that student I'm like I'm up my looks ever just Did you do you drop it and then side-eye? It's it's so nice to just be like is anthony can anthony hear me right now and he'll be like Dude, it was crazy. I was at work for like six or seven hours. He's just like Okay, come on man. It's like someone not trying to smoke. He's like he's going to hell if he doesn't The power of catholicism is just dying. Oh, he gave up. He gave it. He decided they're like he know he did he knows Like this is his favorite thing and he gave it up Does lent end on Easter or Friday? Yeah, Easter ends on Easter. Yeah So he's gotta wait till he rises. He's gonna be way he's gonna hit the six seven Easter Monday is I'm gonna go anthony what time's mass? Is it six or seven? It's his shoulders My my nephew just had basketball the one kid was like fucking crazy 80 day And he would just run up and down the court once he got to the three point line just slide all the way down This is fucking rules Yeah Yeah, I saw a nice video this kid with down syndrome. It was special Olympics basketball. Did I send this to you? So nice. He's he's he's fast break. Like this kid's nasty. He like literally like Finger rolls and no fast break, but the kid chasing him on the other team started fucking hitting hitting him on And then the game gets heated, dude But this kid's like draining threes looking at the sideline like oh my god. Yeah, they got that the wwf fucking taunt stand Bro, you ever play that game I can reach for high fives It's like a second pig skin Yeah Where you would like it was like medieval shit where you would like play football I kind of remember that it's very good. I was just watching videos on that the other day. What are you talking about? It's like violent football. It's like medieval football on second. Yes. It's called like pig skin They did they love that on sega and that's it ruled. It's very good. I know you're talking about golden axe was my favorite golden axe Fucking rule. I got a little Gold next in the arcade. What do you call that? Yes video game you got how did how did they do that? Oh, yeah, that's so good. The all in ones golden axe rule. What do you call him? He has a real thing. It's called steam deck Yeah, I got that. I got that thing on me. I wish dude my emulator fucking crashed though Wait, so you have too much work game boy. It's like a steam deck. It's like a giant Everything switch. Yeah, it's like a bigger. It's like a switch on steroids Spade just got a switch and now he's stuck in the under awning Zelda. I gave it up real quick Fucking guys killing it. I'm not built for um open world games. It's possible I'm a 2d game playing Zelda. I might have got lost I might have to Oh, damn, I think they've done that twice with both last of us. I've gone halfway Got a little board stop try to come back and do like I gotta read I gotta read this. I think I have to start the game over. 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Don't have enough hearts Yeah, I just been f**king spazzing on super marathre. It's kind of my happy place What about are you gonna give it like Luigi's mansion? No, no, I don't f**k. I like the real ones Although I do like a lot of people hate on super mara 2. I do like it I don't care if that it was a rush game that they just slapped super mario on it's still fun Shucks, I think they took it down. Did they was it a I think the kid attacking him They probably were like this give it a special. I bet yeah, yeah But the kid f**king he's shooting from mba range. It's like those videos where they're bouncing the ball off each other's heads That's how violent they're getting my entire internet is just mba clips dude. I f**ked up really no Jordan the Jordan LeBron argument and then now this new spades is gonna go to the new The kid that bumped kobe for the all-time points Oh, we got a bad shot. Yeah, I am very much. Oh s**t. It's f**ked I wonder how many kobe had that night. That was sick 82. No, no, I mean free throws Oh, yeah, but yeah, this was absurd mamba 43 free throws It was impressive, but it was also felt kind of like it's spamming. Yeah, someone's like I just f**k it Then you go, don't do that. Yeah, you know, I really try to help them get it It's like when I used to play tony hawk and I turn off the you turn that off just for s**t's giggles Sometimes but people would walk in my room and I'd have a five million the manual the manual I'd have five million going on So there's a way like when you have to balance the manual that we got really easy once you got the analog stick Yeah, you had to do it with the f**king thing and then you can turn that on Just get a trillion points and it would be zero forever So people would come into my dorm or whatever and I'd just be chilling there No, I'd just be chilling on my roof. You know in a beanbag playing tony hawk, but I'd be like a three million run That's so embarrassing. Yeah, I walked in. I think I have I ever caught you doing something like that Like somebody hitting like madden They're up 140. Ow. I that got all I got through that before I was 20 I adjusted. I swear to god. I played him and matted He went and took a piss and I switched mine to rookie put his on all bro or all matted And I was f**king him out for a little bit. That's great. Yeah, that's what he found out that still work HB screen hb slip screen hb slip screen. That's like al-qaeda to take out russia You go, I don't I wouldn't do that, but I like that you did that Oh, I think when someone goes when they're playing a game and they go to piss you go you gotta f**k with him Yeah, everyone knows uh moon shadow or night You know that He's playing red dead. He went to the bathroom The worst I got my friends I put a stick of dynamite and I lit it underneath and that blew up everybody It was great. He came out and the fuse was lit. He said no, no, you had the gun You had the gun on him and then you tossed the dynamite I but I did do that. Uh, I beat my friend in an hl 2001 34 to 2 Well, that's great if you're playing against somebody. Yeah, but I was like, let me play it through Because there was a glitch on the glove side my stick side, uh, if you could manual one of my best friends in high school And he deserved it in nhl 93 There was a glitch where you could just constantly f**king score and he never didn't do it The rapper and I would just sit there like dude. Is it the wraparound goal? I'm in his bedroom like dude. I'm like, are you serious? It's just like Never stop. It's like when roger plays people and pull just a night I see it again. I never I was like, dude, what's happening? This keeps happening. That was the craziest thing. He's ever done What are you talking about? That's your video game. It's the first time I ever Yeah, true All right, it's an exact thing First time I did roger and the first time I did roger and we got done and he was like, let's play pool I was like, okay I was I never played he was like, just play Serve here. Now. I was actually aware of what you're not doing here. A lot of dudes didn't help me He just destroyed me in pool for like two hours and then left Well, all right episode comes out today There's a ton of dudes that can't lay it down and just have fun with pool They can't do it. Do you think there was like a song playing like uh, when uncle phil came back and bailed will out in fresh prince to soul man You think Joe roger was like But it was like uh god's math Dude, he what my first episode no, no, I was like phil uh Uncle phil and uh, which we're called fresh france. Do you step out? So fucking good. That might be my favorite episode of fresh prince. Yeah, true Will's hustling people and then he gets crushed. They didn't and then uncle phil comes in and just beats the brakes off everybody He's phil from down the way Do you ever see that thing? Or uh, what's his name? Denzel watch did they starts talking about like stealing shit and stuff? He's like, they don't know Denzel from down the way. It's like dude. You've been an actor for 50 years Like the will smith the will smith slap would he actually go like julieard? Yes. He's an actor It's like with lil wane remember lil wane There was a dude. He's so fucking badass and I was dude. What the art school? I think he actually is I think he actually was very he was the real deal shot himself Yeah Yeah, I think they like wheezy seems like the real deal wheezy was like 16 when they put him on. Yeah. Yeah He handled child fame in the hood Do you understand the degree of like I don't think he Yeah, I mean the kid's I think he's been addicted to this codey You've talked about been on call us are up for 20 years kids couldn't handle that Fifth spade spade had a kid in his neighborhood get killed. He was on a rap document on youtube They made a documentary about these kids. They couldn't even handle like youtube fame. They started killing each other immediately Trapeanor all so I get on his videos sometimes. I drove home from uh, the What what was that place in virginia fucking? Um Because I went for sleeping the last time I left as hard as I did earlier. Fuck was a mon row is On the way home. I don't let the mon rows. I drove. I think I've showed you the clip Oh, he we talked about it in depth the last time everything I've ever seen I drove home from virginia and watched like a four hour video on oblock Trapeanor all I just saw a nice. There's a meme going around of oblock what of uh Well, they put up the squad together and then it's either got a dove or locked up or who's dead Literally the entire squad. There's like 30 dudes. It's like a football photo put a blackout. That is they're all gone That is like there's one guy that's not in jail or dead. That's like all that's like all that all car It's crazy, but it has all their nicknames on there too. Which is pretty great. That's great Like fucking squeaky like a little pippet little pippet stop like a dove underneath it. Yeah, it's god damn Yeah, they were all tweeting like I just killed that fucking pussy I did it. I'm at now. It's me. I'm smoking weed. We named after that's the ramp up where they're like Oh, there's on twitter being like right now come get us the funniest one though is uh, there was a guy named I think it's mr. Disrespectful. That's the one that died. That's my neighborhood. Yeah, so I watched that documentary was hilarious He was like he was like, uh, they were like, what's your name? He's like mr. Disrespectful. Like why do they call you that? He's like I just for real be disrespecting people Well, this is how disrespectful he was he dug up one of his ops graves Yeah, I was wild and like danced on it. He dug up the he killed a guy and then danced on his grave. Yeah He's dead now, but now he's dead Yeah, I live by the sword. That's the only I mean that's like a biblical that's oh, that's the best enough I don't mean I don't know You'd have to cartman their family. It's the only way to be more disrespectful. It's like crying them up Maybe grave heart time. They did that. Yeah, why are you like I didn't marry call yourself that I think that is disrespectful That move gets him doctor disrespectful I think you got a phd You're in up a grave Dude the only way you can be more disrespectful is if I showed up to fight you and your dead grandmother's clothes Even the devil was like, come on man Hey, come on man, I'm gonna be so bummed out if it's not the south barred devil He's there. It's good. He's my diet is not him. He's like, hi. Hey, what's up guys? So Are you're fucking crazy? Oh, he goes you're doing it That was my best joke. It was my favorite. Never made it. What I used to do I was like when I was opening for Saturday, I'd be like, yeah, this is my impression This is my impression of a la calling osama bin laden the night before 9 11 Just be like, dude, that must have been nuts for people. You're just a word, dude You know how much I hate towers Just rub the capitalist big this is so sound this is the devil calling osama bin laden on 9 12 Holy shit. You guys did it. You guys are fucking crazy. Oh my god. They don't even know that many girls The best part was watching you get excited to do that joke doing it on stairwish And then when you run out of real estate and you just be like you guys do anyways Yeah, it's south park anyway But it is so funny. Oh you guys actually dirt it Yeah, I don't I wish I still had that I tried my best to hit the fucking thigh slap for you It was so it made me like my best. It made me laugh really hard. You had a thigh slap He hit the thigh slap bringing me out the mic. He just he did the I tried fake hump. Yeah, I like he did fake hope did like two looked over at dan just going. Oh, oh, shit It was great. Hey, what's up, everybody? Yeah, the the chicago stuff They thought they're like for real getting away with it the cops are like Killing each other dude. That's like on our problem. We don't have to do anything. I know it I don't want to say this. They got six things easier They're actually pretty bad. No, I mean we killed them. Listen. I've been a chicago police officer for 15 years This is the least I've had to work. I'll tell you what. I love that king von This guy does my job for me Adamated we never go down and put a gun in the guy's hand, but this fella down in oblac There's a guy von Fucking farry things every skill of me. Which was he's like, let me tell you about this guy. This guy says this Let me tell you about this guy. I was like talking to a painter on ladspray. He's never gets to it Can I wait for this? This is amazing. The one that I keep seeing on is uh farley It's when sandler's the waiter and he's doing the pepper so funny when it's a entirely breaking sandler Is it christie alley? I'm not sure who the lady is but it's farley or sandler's like, would you like uh Some crack peppers and farley's at the table. He's like I would Thank you Sandler like Just be the dick Man share rocks. There's no else rules. You know another good farley Say anything you want you ask me in uh dirty work. Oh, he's like anything you need You hear Can I say your place you see the thing is this It's dirty work where he's hitting the dewbox and he's like 57 Rolling stones street fight g You hit g8 Oh, you're right now your nephew's convenience for systems to sleep. Yeah, it's like the shiny he's going No, that's me Oh Yeah, what else is going on fellas? It was a good pot. Oh, dude. I think I was ventzwick man being in um Isn't he on trial now like fucking evil ass hair. I saw him going like 150 miles now. Yeah, I saw that video Where I am. I thought that might have been old. I don't know. I don't know if he's in trouble I don't know that guy straight up looks evil now with his eyes all up. I think he's also boys with trump I think he's fine. He's like I can do whatever I want. He's definitely gonna be new face pulls are freaking me the fuck out Facts about Yeah Was that fake or what was the verdict on that? I don't know. It's our new wil smith. This is the new slap Was that really fake? See jim's carries facing. I don't believe it. What's the gym kid? Do you guys thought the wil smith chris rocks lap was work? No, I thought it was just the funny For like three years you could make you're just drinking and you're like, dude, do you remember that? If you get anyone to make someone talk about and they got very interested They do Relations are caring like the eye color is great. It was nuts. Yeah the slap dude. It's crazy I think enough time has passed we can start talking about it again Resurrect because that was fucking crazy. I agree with that a lot. I love it. Do you think you sat back down and then one Best actor you went the best of all awesome. Keep my wife for what out of your mouth Could you imagine blowing your nose and roger giddell's tie and then winning the super world? Serena williams thing. Okay. That was good though. It was good Bucket he's back though. Right like king richard. No, he tried rapping and it got weird. Oh, no that one. I like girls Everyone's like, all right The concert in london I'm not gay. Yeah, I know if gay and I'm not wearing a wire Really has like a really extended theory probably not for here, but about that That's just like once you get into like a rap shoot where you're like, I need 15 girls naked dancing around me. I'm not gay I'm straight and I'm a fucking murderer and we're gonna cut it at that and that's that The old block was like you got a phone follow me Followers were about it through the screens of videos. No bitches none 50 shirtless Black teenagers in a apartment jumping up and down pouring guns at the camera being a neighbor Literally the scariest videos I've ever seen in my life. I haven't been that scared since rough riders Yeah, yeah, it's a DMX with the four by fours DMX was putting out scary videos on ATVs Oh block the only other guys that hold down like that are isis There's never checks in their videos. Yeah, people so they might have to crowd isis has done. Yeah. All right there They don't rap though. They could I'll say that's about us propaganda They're making it too gay. Oh, yeah, let other people make what's up with the white house Uh, real the the pump me up a inch or whatever 23 year old is running the tour the white house core Whatever that is. Yeah, they need that needs to stop. That's fucking nuts. That sucks ass. They did like a bowling one Yes, you see that I think there might be a 23 year old at the helm That's absolutely what they did I gotta be honest it reads Yeah, but they were just probably like hey rubio does your nephew want to run white house twitter and he was like, oh, that'd be hilarious We're hilarious to own these on my we're owning the lips. Oh, oh It doesn't matter dude. I'm gonna open the straight You're you by yourself. Yeah, you should start another hey store theme park I'm opening the straight of hormones Of the shores of iran Comedian Shane Gillis. We have to know someone on the knitting open it up or you're gay. You guys ever jack off Look at this the ships This is you standing on I could speak the lysis they would be like Should have went to that Saudi thing. Oh, yeah That was where your connects would have opened the straight your pole do it now. Yeah, you think I should go to read now Yeah, no just to open Now show on the round On a floating stage on a chinese barge on a billy Dude, we'll get the chinese involved smiley the pirates are gonna show up and go actually this guy's pretty funny I saw him I saw him in the street Try not to agree to cliff story Unbelievable He's doing cliff Cliff story live straight of our move it opened up oil went down to $50 a barrel Half the price now i'm gonna open the straight of our moves. Dude. Do you know about take Diego Garcia? This is fucking island that's like Diego go down into like the Indian Ocean the british found this fucking island dude and they can hit Asia they can hit everywhere if they just take this over so they took it over it's like 50 fucking years ago or whatever And they can do whatever the fuck they want the british the british Nothing and I and trump got busted. He was like to England's a state. I'll show you. It's fucking nice. England is nothing It does they sent one boat And with that bombs the fools here Don't over we helped you England are bombs these days. Yeah, but you don't want to get warmed up They're like they could be like jencos they could come back True for sure. I mean they're capable of pure evil and they Is that are we back to colonizing? They're the only one who had the real white slaves. Yeah They're out of calm down, bro. Yeah, dude. Do you really think about that? They come back like john wick They're like, oh you think we're gonna make them slaves the white And like trump trump said some shit. I can't I don't know it's some shit. Yeah, trump led He'll let class about shit slip in every meeting. We're lucky. He's married because if he was trying to get pussy still pull him out, dude It's like one spot the thing snapped on his finger and he's like I would have hit the pain He's definitely still trying to get pussy. Oh, no, I know but i'm saying if it was out I don't think marriage has ever held that boy back. I don't think malania was he's like I can't I love malania. Did you watch the movie? Well, I started it. It's the malania movie I cannot wait to see it You gotta make lamar and nate watch it with you. Oh, yeah It's really well. I kind of just want to watch. I just want to watch all the players Dude, you know what nuts? It's like the soundtrack must have cost a fortune. Well, they got sued. No, no, they got sued by No, no, no all like all the bands that are in it. They just took all the music they wanted It's like a pump me up vid with droning footage and shit with hot malania. Walker. Oh, yeah All right, I will have to I will have to sit them but it gets beat they she goes in like fashion Shit, there's a bunch of dudes like measuring her for dresses. I was like, I'm shutting this off not for you Yeah, I wouldn't mind watching the measurements. What's going on there? No, it pours shots me when you get to the part you'll shut it off too. Okay. Well, I'm not gonna ever watch it I will never watch that There might have been a secret message in there or something. I just wanted to see what it was Yeah, they turned them all into manchurian candidates Yeah, do you know if you watched malania that was what mk ultra led to I mean, I think was moroni So wait does your boy your guys boy trump that you guys voted for does he This right now we're on rock that you guys voted for Uh, it's you actually got a sign on how awesome he was. There's literally five minutes ago. Where you're like, dude He's the man you gotta admit it When last week last week. Yeah. Oh, no, that was uh, you said he didn't have the juice I said he still definitely has the juice he doesn't need juice the juices. No, no, no When he comes to shit talking the boy still got it. You were trying to say he lost the step. He's losing a little bit Oh, yeah, his fastball is not no, no It's hittable now as soon as he said it I watched him. I watched him throw about One of his there was amazing through one of six. It's like yolan ryan at the end Yolan ryan was like, this is a great documentary. I just listened I just listened to bill say he lost his fastball Then I watched a clip of him going I just passed a fucking test That would be impossible for you You too And I said this guy still got it. What are we talking about? Now i'm not now the juice is different than Decision-making when he got hit with ebsi and then he let her pretty much it like why are we fighting? He's like, what are we fighting? That's that that was a low that was a low point As far as juice goes low point the juice. Oh, what about a re-shoot? What are you guys talking about? Retarded theory that obama and trump are actually friends and this has all been a sigh out to wrap up the middle east We're just gonna wrap it up. We're gonna put in a little bow It's gonna be ours And they pretended no they were close they were They were enemies now this could be the end obama was actually like, you know what? You'll never be as president of the united states and that was actually like a little like dubbing like dude You will be the president. Yeah, this is what you don't understand those shame you play this right five inches You play this it looks like plays it with five at a time so obama Yeah, we there's a there's a lot of dudes on the internet right now like Going with some crazy theories and they're like It's chess and it's 5d. Trump's ain't control. I was like, I did see that guys. Oh, yeah It was the dumbest if you can tweet our soul It was 5d. He was like it's chess. It's 5d and he goes the reason we took venezuela so we could take iran It's like I know I could have come up with that exactly do it It's your friend who dates a stripper who swear. She's not a slut She's not a slut. That's what I was talking about. She likes to dance Last week of the dudes posted videos of the lord. It's like it's best dancing. She's dancing. How much money you make? How much money you make in the night? You're a hoker Possibly. Yeah, that's the greatest No, they're no longer the dudes who post videos on fucking twitter It's like heaven natch televies getting bombed to hell and someone's like that's not televies. That's actually 2016 They just said, I mean dude, it's a fog of war. It's like you're literally on twit I don't even know I don't know where to find a single piece of information. It's done Oh done That's honestly the The greatest win in russia's history was just destroying us having valified now You're being tricked into thinking russia gives up, but they're rushes doing nothing dude. We get some fuck about rush Never see that dude. That's not anything you know what it is probably when you crane I know when you're you know when you uh, when you just have a headache and you just always attributed to hug over You go fucking russia a hug over to go russia rushes like I don't even now you're getting close There's one more teller the cold war kids. It's not russia. Yeah, get the real headache Yep You'll get there Yeah None of my problems real it is real Why do they make all our decisions? It's like that thing with the IQ charts like Belkin russia's low IQ no offense I love that dude slaving russia is the equivalent of my dad being like i'm ready to get a nuke us Trump's a russian spy you go russia and then you go it's not it's not russia but It's somebody And i'll give you a hint Can't enter the whole time I'll give you a hint who it is. I'm not gonna say who it is. Is he actually gonna do this? Is he gonna do a concert there? No, that's a uh, oh, fuck it was it he did a concert. Yeah, hell of a Either they would kill somebody who killed him. So you ever watch a video like it was like or that I didn't tell him I thought baron's all doing dog day was a Uh, so did I yeah, that's fucking crazy But you ever watched a documentary about the monster next door you ever see it about the guy who like worked at the factory We've talked about this. Yeah, uh, they work. It's the guy who worked at a Like ford factory and they were like aren't you the uh butcher of treblinka and he was like what they're like I couldn't dream israel for trial. Yeah It was just like a random dude the best part of the whole fucking thing Maybe The best part of the entire thing is you're the guy who worked at the concentration camp, right? No, they have a trial and the guy goes how did he get here? He's like by trein over the My favorite though is I used to yeah, I used to talk about doing that as a bit and then louis in never mind, but Just the idea of a guy at like a factory just like pushing fucking buttons and then somebody being like What's your the fucking butcher of that guy? I was just showing billy, uh, stop. Oh just don't say that Sheen That yo, just wait a god you were a ss officer. It's shut the fuck up dude. Stop joking around about You're on a flight. You're like looking down at jerusalem like oh shit Do you remember the old lucky really what is real remember the old lucky louis clip when he's in an aa meeting And he's like you guys are just all assholes No, do you remember this? I just showed it to bill. Very good. No, it's a good ass fucking show And that lucky louis great on hbo in that documentary. Yeah, there's a he goes to jerusalem And he has to get a lawyer and everyone's like no one's picking the lawyers got the lawyer Jewish you rolls up in a Porsche like I'll do How many pieces he's the great how many people did you kill? He We can get him up. What's your 401k? I think I got a fit that guy's name is fucking classic What is that called monster? Yes monster next door devil next door. What was the what what? What was his ethnicity was he ukrainian polish polish? It was hilarious. He's like from you know polish name really It's the people the polish people in cleveland. Like he wouldn't do that He's the head of our sauerkraut club Your um sheftel I'll take a fucking case In a board I'm gonna watch this. I'm excited to watch this documentary. It's great. It's great. So you really yeah, you'll see You'll see you're not gonna know I'm gonna watch it I got wbc and I got fucking This documentary We lost to the waps The wap I'm gonna tell you right now. Italy's a fun team Sever from the olympics. Arinola was dealing tonight. Yeah, all the countries play each other yesterday. I didn't even know what to say They uh, italy rules italy. Well, it's something they're not actually italian. They're all just american dudes. Yeah, it's 90 percent american guys What's up with the if you're in the olympics, right? And you are american and you have like another heritage Like what is with that? You talked about that lady skiing for china. I'm confused about because I'll tell you what I'm confused too And that was a confused person. I was a loser Because I don't like the support for this lady. I don't understand this. I Didn't even do enough fact finding to find out if she got paid to do it Fuck that noise. Well, you used to have to be an amateur. I don't even like it though. I don't like it at all China of america. No come on that. The one the only one she's in and she's incredible where she does wbc I understand because usa Nothing but respect. Oh, she rips. She rips isn't she a skier Nothing but respect Wbc, I'm cool with it because usa doesn't take a lot of guys and then guys go I want to play. Yeah, wbc is there's no rules You can be your grandma can be from She can be half a day. There's a white catcher on the dominican republic Dude look up the white catcher on the middle. Give a phone. It's so funny. He looks like the one white kid in the hood Yeah, and they're all like and they watch him dance and they're like every time they score then he's like Dominican republics play in japan. Yeah. Uh, no, they're playing korea. Venezuela's playing japan Oh, that's venezuela's fucking got a squad. That was a great game last night. It sucks. It sucks. Israel got dry It would have been nice venezuela israel venezuela israel, but great That would have been the ideal matchup venezuela. It's crazy to watch him and you go. You guys don't even have a leader right now It's like I fucking made wasn't one kid like an electrician or just a pair shut up. We can stay up We can stay up as late as we want. I don't even have this like we I used to cream for breakfast We're venezuelan No, the but italy's fun. Vinnie pascantino back the bass watch. He's the man Can you show a little story about the bass watch? Pass watch is the fucking man. That's just italian havers a guy can play for italy Dude, he hold on. Did I tell you that you know the bass watch story? No, this guy rules So that's the first basement for the candy city royals. Yeah cool as hell. Oh, yeah a huge w I forgot you were it was great. It was Yeah, so he we we did a show in cleveland The royals were playing the cleveland india or the guardians they excuse me. Excuse me. Thank you. She looks good now Thank you for getting her correct brown. They look good. That's crazy that they got to but uh, it must have been the back but He took the back. So I was using proper pronouncing me. Uh, yeah, you did earlier. But we do a show. No, dude cuz I did a four But now they uh, a couple of the guys from the royals came to the show and then Most of the guys were like, yeah, we gotta Got dip out. We got a game tomorrow Not the bass watch. Did you pass for a tiger clutch? Holdest line of ever I don't give a fuck. Let's have a little fun because you guys going out Because you guys going out after the show we go. Yeah And and like bobby witchy here and like all the royals all the royals were like, all right, we're going back. We got a uh We got to play tomorrow during the day. Yeah, the pass squad just like looks down. He goes you guys going out. You know, yeah, he goes Fuck it. I'm dh and I'll go out with you guys And then right as he said that Shane goes $100 you're gonna hit a home run and and Vinny was like, look it And then we went out they drank Do we land and we land in uh, where's the next? No, we were we were going to a casino And we get to a red light. Yeah, and you can see the pass watch was thinking to himself I should probably get to bed. I gotta play the cleave with indian He just gets out of the fucking uber and goes Let's stop let's stop play at a red light. He was like He'd been silent for like 15 minutes and before that he was chatting a little and then all of a sudden You can see the wheels were turned in for a while. He goes, you know guys, I gotta go in He got out of a red light. I respected it because it was it was the best duck and roll I've seen out of a car in a while And he just disappeared into the night and then we went next next day Goes yard. Damn hit the home run. Really? Yeah Dude bottom of the four. He's the man. Katie was going nuts. I told him about it and we landed in fucking DC. She's like city We're yard I was like, dude video and he's like, no, he fucking we look up. It's great Then bobby sent me a picture of him in his fucking in the ice bath just So he's on team italy, right? But he's like their leader. He's like their glue guy. He's also the captain Yeah, he's like locker room locker room guy. They do lock it They hit a three home runs in their last well, he was over 12 before that. I know it's zero But he does they have an espresso machine in the dugout. So when you hit a home run, you're drinking espresso Holy Dude, they're up eight nothing on the United States takes place Houston and Miami and Sam won Puerto Rico in Tokyo. Now it's down to Houston. Yeah, it'll be in Miami in Houston Miami or just use our is America still in it. Yeah, we need an Italy to be Mexico and we did it Yeah, dude. Our Like who do we have? Oh, did our team is Grace price Harper Aaron judge. All right. We got everybody everybody. Yeah, but we we tried to house forward We tried to rest we tried to rest some boys against the wops And the wops went nuts. It was eight nothing Did that be they put a fucking kill those Italians are good with bats Which was funny because the first the first home run and they're all doing the espresso shit. Yeah, that's one. They're having a good time. That's cute Eight nothing you're going these motherfuckers do that on a turn on their country. There you go. He's fucking the uh, check it out It's a size and war. Yeah, exactly Yeah, who would have thought the wops weren't gonna be loyal first first inning you're like, this is this is a lot of fun culture This is hilarious six thing you go look coast to no strel You Yeah, I became elliott nest real quick Yeah, we gotta put an end to this shit follow the money follow the money But Aaron judge fucking had a chance to win it We had two runners on bottom of the ninth two outs and he fucking struck out Italy got us. He's a physical freak. There. It's crazy. Were you there? At the garden when he was there? No, oh No, it was it would have been nice for you to wait. He was at your show. Yeah, holy shit He is a horse. Yeah, he looks like a horse. It's hilarious. He's a horse man. He looks like a walk in the room. You go what though? But also it's because he's proportionally correct. Yeah, that's what I mean We should all have got a link this morning before dude. It's terrifying. We were in Arizona. We saw this dude Do you remember that crazy dude? We were in Arizona We saw this cowboy walking to a coffee shop and I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me and billy was like Yo, it's paid walk up to that dude and it was like Who's huge was he? Jean's like normal height and everything An NBA player you can watch walk by and it's all bones. Yeah, free like long arms. It's huge a proportionally correct dude That's six eight. It's crazy his fucking hilarious Well like LeBron's six nine and he's pretty he's pretty proportional. He's pretty I can't watch him with his eyes. He's so me. Hi, lights. Oh, you're 18. Jordan No, they just sent me all this like LeBron flops You know, it's funny is my algorithm is all Larry bird shit talk videos. You see the doctor joy gilly Oh, I just love all his briskies, would you? We had a bird. He was great. I'm a little beard. I love I love very allegedly in rules the heck from Dr. Jay was making gilly and Dr. Jay were making fun of birds neck He was wild. Did you see uh, I think it was dock rivers. He played for the Hawks when Larry was like, I'm gonna hit this three in this corner and then he did and you see the entire Hawks bench because it was right in front of their bench like There's a story the coach came in the next day and like put on film. It was like Did you watch the a b a thing? He tried to stop them the what? Yeah, you guys watch the a b a thing. She was slick. He made a whole documentary on the a b a Oh five and everybody pretty new. Yeah. Oh, absolutely watch that Score in a hundred though. Willed is the go Let's retard it. Well, 100 points and then just fucking everybody by the way illegally probably at the time He's taken down white ladies. They're like, yo He's like 100. What are you gonna do about it? Yeah, I'm up here. He just holds white women up here Like cookies on tap in the fridge. That's it. Give it up my life God damn it. Willed gentlemen You ever see him like doing track He's somewhat proportional. Yeah, you're slightly proportional Yeah, there's that clip of him being like Him and michael jor- or bill walton's telling the story. Is it the elevator? No about they're at the 90s All all century team or whatever and wilton michael jordan arguing about who's the best of all time and someone's like Well championships or whatever and then wilts like, you know, my friend was telling me that the other day And he's got 11 of them and he was talking about bill russell and you're like, oh, shit Then he got him at the end. You're like, oh, yeah Will chamberlode scored 100 points with no three pointer Also, yeah, they got a when you watch when you watch will highlights. It is funny because he is good. Yeah Like he like looks almost modern. Yeah. Well, you watch the soul power thing They show the in the soul power thing Well, they show the old a the before the a ba they show the old mba And it's so beat and then they're like, dude, they brought in a three pointer. Yeah It was like laces on the ball. Yeah, but they tackle each other That's what it's crazy. That's where bill and beer came in. You know the 89 shout out another day Bill and beer was a problem. He was just pissing everyone off. He's the original rage bait You might have averaged fucking five and he just fucking slapped people's arms The montanan documentary was that he played basketball Oh, you'll watch him. Joe montana was like as good at basketball as he was at football. No, she was a He was a running quarter. Well, he's in the documentary. They're like he was good. That's wild I used to be obsessed with jim flambéir averaged nine and five. I was close Nine and five. Yeah, that's like my stats. And he's a legend just because he was a honky on He was a hog on retroit that would cause problems for people. People hated bill lamby. You know lamby No, watch anything you're fine. It's hilarious. Watch anything He would just go out and fight all the best blood dude hard fouls. He'd be like, yeah, he was a goon He was straight up a goon and he looked at he was a six foot ten goon. He was like, I'll slap that guy That's like hack a shack with like rotobinny be like, yeah, I'm gonna punch michael joy in the mouth All right, just get out there you fucking idiot Did they smoke people in for shack and they just go like Just club his fucking forearm Please stop doing that diesel's king. He says this was my favorite player ever dude. Number one with a bullet She's kind of me dude. He's just came here. He's like, I don't know. Oh, yeah He's like fruit. It's like, I want to talk. Do you want me to talk it? Yeah, his bed and mtb crabs fucked me up. Yeah, it was a little scary. Yeah, I remember that Yeah, blue chips rocked was that like what part of his career is that he's a rookie? He was a rookie with the magic Yeah, because that's why anphony hardaway was in it too. Yeah, okay He didn't even want it. Jay and I used to do the nick nolte from blue chips constantly regal Dude nick nolte is the bastard blue ship He's like, I tell me you didn't shave it. He's just they somebody like better Blue chips or he got game He got game Jesus shuttlesworth Come on took his official visit to elan university and that he did he yeah when he bangs those white checks never saw I never I never even got close to what you That's why you went to elan video. It's because you watch he got game I remember kids used to say that in high school like duty lond the women a dude ratio is crazy It was never even heard of the place didn't help. Yeah, nothing you can do with that information. Yeah, there was a lot of Christian Yeah, there's nothing you could do about there's a lot of babes, but Doesn't help when you're 300 pounds and quitting the football team when you're not on the team and 300 pounds It's not that cool. Yeah, but they say that all the time. I went to arizona and everyone's like, oh, there's no party school You're like, I was poor. That's a Yeah, but I was poor and had to work That's where I got pussy. It was not at the we used to drive to penn state and they'd be like you think this is cool Arizona I just did arizona recently and it holds up It rocks arizona state is insane arizona state. They look you're a little off, bro Dude, I'm not remembering this right. Is that where phil michelson went? phil michelson like bets golf in arizona with arizona kids I might not be remembering that right watch new episodes of matt and shane secret podcast on spotify do it