WBC Hero Vinnie Pasquantino, Bill Raftery Talking March Madness, Conf Tourney Week, Bam’s 83, NFL Free Agency And Fyre Fest

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His foot fell asleep and then he fell. My whole leg. His leg fell asleep. They call it the stranger. He fell. I thought I was paralyzed. Yeah. That's just March. This is March. This is March. Everyone's hurt this time of year. Yeah. So we started the day with a bang because we had our only undefeated team remaining Miami of Ohio which feels like a year ago lose to UMass yeah that was that does feel like it was two days ago but real quick before we get to that I I feel like we should address on Wednesday so we recorded late on Tuesday night after the Max Crosby thing and it was one of those days where we woke up on Wednesday and I felt like by the time 10 a.m. rolled around like I wanted to record a brand new part in my take I I don't even I don't think 10 a.m. I was I was up till like 11 30 at night and i was like i wish we could record some more right now yeah we had the bam thing yeah which we yeah we got to get to bam we got to get to that wbc we got to get to trey hendrickson we're gonna hit all of it all that stuff happened and on wednesday morning i honestly thought about hitting you guys up and be like you guys just want to do a just a quick one for old time's sake it's been a while since we've smashed the emergency podcast button yeah it's been great zach was ready he's always ready yeah you gotta be on the lookout for the emergency pod Were you up? I was up. Love it. Yeah, so today was college basketball. We're going to talk about all that stuff. Today was college basketball. Miami of Ohio, last undefeated team, goes out in the first round of the MAAC tournament. Now we get to do the debate. Should Miami of Ohio be in or should a 16-loss Auburn team that had a double Pearl freak out? Did Bruce Pearl freaking out and Stephen Pearl, the coach of Auburn, freaking out as they blew? they were up like 10 with 8 minutes left ended up losing by 10 and that's the kind of day it's been it's been madness everywhere I think we've said this before but Miami of Ohio in my opinion should be in I asked the question if they lost first round of the conference tournament you said 100% they're in well I don't know if they will I think 100% they should be I think they should be in I also respect the hell out of Miami of Ohio for losing in the first round to really kick up the debate an extra notch if they had lost in the championship then I think everybody would have been like, yeah, put them in. The fact they did it in the first round, you really – thank you for starting the conversation, Miami of Ohio. Yeah, I appreciate that. We need to just focus on the fact that they're, I believe, 31-1 and not do anything about strength of schedule because I saw the graphic midway through whatever game we were watching. And Auburn is 17-16, and they have the fourth hardest schedule in the country. and Miami of Ohio is 31-1 and they have the 340th, I think it was. Yeah. So we've got to just erase that from our memory. You know what the record is. Just go with the record. They've only lost one game. Yeah, Miami of Ohio's record against Quad 1 is 0-0. So they haven't lost a single game to Quad 1. That's what I would lead with. And then after that I'd say, oh yeah, by the way, our record overall is 31-1. Pretty good. Yes. It's also hard to go an entire regular season without losing a game. I don't care who you're playing. If you're playing other college basketball teams, if you're playing other teams that have the same conference as you, so they have similar resources, similar recruiting pools. If you're able to go an entire season without losing a game, that's hard to just wake up every day and not stumble once. 100%. Like all these small, tiny margins of victories that they have, it's still hard to do to go full season. So, yes, put them in. It's also just like a good litmus test for what you believe in as a person and when it comes to March Madness. And March Madness, to me, is the greatest thing we do as a country. When we put 64, now 68 teams, been 68 for a long time, into a bracket, it's the perfect tournament. Is it the fairest way to decide a champion? Absolutely not. Because we know every year that there's going to be some great one-game elimination having to win six games in a row. the best team doesn't always win last year's duke team 1999 duke team like all these teams that are incredible they don't always win but i still love to have the little guys in there and i don't want to see just some middle of the road uh 500 you know power conference teams i'd rather have the story of my over how i want to see what happens when they play their first quad one game in the middle of March. Yeah. And you know what? If you want to make it so they give you a little bit more consideration, Auburn, what if Bruce Pearl came back and he said, you know what? I'll coach the team in the tournament. They might be in. They might listen to that. That might be what pushed them over the edge. Put Miami of Ohio in. Put Miami of Ohio in. If they don't get in, it's a disgrace. I will boycott the halftime show of the first play-in game. I was going to say just boycott the early games tomorrow. I'm going to boycott. Well, no, if they don't get in. Yeah, no, but just pre-boycott. You'll do your boycott, and then that will stand. A pre-boycott has never been done. I'm not a bracketologist, so this probably doesn't make sense. I don't believe that for a second. Why can't they just have them both play the play-in? Well, they still have to be in, then. Right. Right, but that's not like... Can they do that? Is that a possibility? What do you mean? They would both be in, yeah. It's a possibility. But then another team would get left out. Yeah. For ratings, that would be electric. Well, I've said this before. If they want the play-in game to matter. The way they should do it is... I'm tuning in for an Auburn. Yeah, no, Sunday night they should have... We should know before Sunday and the brackets are revealed, it should basically say, here are the four teams that are officially on the bubble and we have two spots left, and they play Sunday night right after the bracket comes out. That's what it should be. So it's like an extra play-in. I know that I don't want to go to 72, but that would be, or whatever it would be, 70. but that would be cool. Actually, we say they're not officially in the tournament. The Sunday night game does not count as the bracket. No one can fill that out. It's just this is how we decide the last two. I do think that Auburn's definitely played their way into having the live feed on screen when they do the bracket reveal. Dave? Of the team, like having the team in the auditorium and having the camera person there and getting to see their reaction. No matter what happens, they have the right. They've earned the right to have their disappointed faces broadcast to the world during the bracket. Yes. They've also played their way into J. Billis doing at least five minutes about how they should be in because they played such a strong schedule. And honestly, they have played a really tough schedule. They beat Florida. Yeah. They've got impressive wins. Yeah. They played Purdue. They played Houston. They played a lot of tough games early in the season, but they didn't win them. So that's like the old age old, like if you play the tough game but you don't win it, how much credit do you get? Auburn could lose by single digits to any school in America right now. That's how good they are. Yeah, or double digits. Yeah. They've had a lot of single-digit losses, though. Yeah, but they've also lost double digits. Max, Villanova's safe. Yes. They lost to Georgetown. Yes. They're safe. Correct. Right, we're sure. Yes. No, we're sure. No, Nova's just going to be the team. They're going to get in, and then everyone's going to be like, oh yeah, this team's losing first round pick against Villanova. But we're sure they're in. Yeah, I'm not phased by this bit at all. Okay. I'm just curious. Yeah, right. I mean, you and Titus just did it for the entire second half of the game, which was annoying. Well, because we're telling you we're sure they're in. Yeah, which was annoying to just listen to while I'm trying to watch the game. But other than that, they're in, so it doesn't phase me at all. Max, I got a question for you. It's the worst bubble year of all time. I know. Everyone in the bubble keeps losing. The bubble is terrible. Yeah. So, like, yes, they'll probably drop to the 8-9, which sucks because then even if they do, like, it just – there's a 0% chance that Villanova gets to the Sweet 16 now. There was probably a 0% chance as a 7 as well, but it doesn't really matter. More rest going into next week. There you go. I mean, listen, today you wanted to win because, like, I'm in the same boat with the Badgers. I don't know. I wanted to win today. They fucked around and almost didn't beat Washington. But tomorrow it's like, or today if you're listening to this, I'm kind of done with, if you can't, the conference tournaments, they just fuck you. If you have to play four games and you get to the final, which the Badgers have done I think the last two years, you just get screwed. It doesn't make your seed better and you end up being more tired. Today you should have won. The Big East tournament's different. I know. I love the Big East Tournament. I think it's a top three favorite sporting events in the world. I love watching the Big East Tournament. But again, it didn't matter because you're in. Correct, but it still just makes me sad that I'm going to watch the Big East Tournament tomorrow. Without a team? Without a team. What are the rest of your top three sporting events in the world? I don't know. Okay, good point. Good call. MLB playoffs. MLB. MLB. MLB playoffs. Okay. I don't know. There's a lot of good sporting events. Shut up. There are. Don't make me answer questions like that. I know you love it. I know you love the Big East tournament. The Big East tournament is awesome. I know. You know what? There's no recency bias about that either. I grew up loving, absolutely loving the ACC tournament. And it's... The Big East tournament is not... The Big East tournament is the best tournament. Okay. Well, Max, you just got done talking. Now I get to talk. You're right. You don't yuck my yum. I wasn't over here being like, no, it's not as good as ACC. You're right. I grew up loving the ACC tournament. I don't love it anymore because it's not Greensboro. Now imagine, though, PFT, imagine if it was the Big East that you loved. Yeah, if it was Italians. Right. No, like Max says, the Big East is an Italian league. The ACC is a North Carolina league. It just is. That's what it's always been. It's a tobacco league. Put it back in Greensboro. I like that. I like that take. No, you don't. You hate the ACC tournament. You zoned out. I mean, it's not the Big East tournament. You zoned out because you weren't talking about the Big East. Yeah. The Big East tournament's, I mean, whatever. The crown jewel. Yeah. It is a great tournament. Shout out to the crown. We lost the CBI today. I know. That's crazy. That's fucking nuts. I love the CBI. the cbi was the moment that i realized that uh like regular life wasn't for me i was i i i had dreams of going to business school when i was like 25 and couldn't figure out what i wanted to do in life and i paid for a business uh what is it called the what's the test gmat yeah with g-r-e you know i think it's a gmat okay i paid for a class it was like two grand it was like a lot of money to pay for a class to like get good at the gmat and i was just sitting in the back of the gmat updating scores because i had like oregon state and the cbi yeah and i was like this is this is like what am i doing school is not for trying to teach me shit and i'm just gambling on games in the back on a on a made-up tournament so i love the cbi yeah the cbi it's sad to see the tournaments go away they should have just my favorite tournament yeah that was was that what was the trophy for that? The iconic trophy. I'm trying to remember. I felt like they did have an iconic trophy one time. Probably like a long stick with a basketball on top, if I have to guess. Maybe like a triangle stick. A triangle stick? Like three sticks. Like a teepee type. Like you're talking about a bundle of sticks? Yeah. What do you call that? I just called it a teepee. Or a triangle. Is there a different word for it? is you tell me i think there is but yeah well just search it yeah search bundle of sticks bundle of sticks i'm searching for the trophy no search bundle of sticks tells oh no wrong it's a it's a it's a just a basketball oh okay read us other words for it crystal basketball um it's a crystal basketball and that's the cbi that was our cbi talk it does look like a trophy that you could smoke out of this is just a bong the trophy is a bong what other what else did you find for us Bavin Okay Sheaf Yeah Kindling Yeah Any other words? Trust Okay You got safe search on Yeah Yeah Did I say bunch? I think so That's all I'm seeing Oh really? You got a little smile on your face Okay Faggio Is that what that is? Yeah yeah That's exactly That's French Oh no that's a linebacker from Navy Yeah yeah yeah We're gonna bleep out everything that was said why that's mean no i'm editing not gonna bleep it yeah hank got in my hole at villanova and they were the worst team ever tonight you know what that is that's you being a good pot yeah all right all right so uh duke almost lost yeah that's the other big one fsu taking a three there at the end was crazy. So Duke, obviously, pretty dominant at times. They can't shoot free throws. No. That's going to be a problem for them. Let's see what their free throw rate is. I mean, listen, they're the best team in the country, so I'm not very worried about it. Right, but Florida State, they weren't scared. They weren't scared. Yeah, they're 214 in free throw percentage. Yeah. Their free throw defense is pretty good, though. That's a very important stat, yeah. Very, very important. I like those stats. The free throw defense, the field goal defense in football. They're great. They're great. Very important stats. Okay, any other college basketball? I'm just excited. Friday's going to be great. Friday actually is one of the best days because it's like the Wednesday conference tournament week, you get a lot of shit teams. Thursday, you kind of get into gear. Friday, you have all the good teams playing. Every good team that had to buy, everyone has now entered the tournament, and it feels like, holy shit, this is the day. The stat that we were talking about earlier was how it's been, what, like, how many dozens of years since a team that has lost the first game that they played in the conference tournament went on to win the national championship. So you have to win at least, like, one game in your conference tournament. Then after that, it doesn't really matter. And then you get to the NCAA tournament and everything happened and you're able to win. But if you lose that first game, I guess it's just more about limping in to the big dance. So Duke avoided that one barely today. But we have some banger games tomorrow. And like I said, all the buys are now in play. And you have Ohio State-Michigan starts off today. I know that Michigan should probably kill them. But Kentucky-Florida is playing. My Badgers are playing Illinois. Tennessee-Vanderbilt. It's a rivalry game. Pug going up against St. John's. That's a good root for Seton Hall, Max. Yeah, I would like Seton Hall to win. That's how you get back in it. sneak their way into the tournament. Yeah. Okay. Let's talk some other stuff before we do that. Quick word from our friends at Twisted Tea. Twisted Tea. We love Twisted Tea. Twisted Tea is a refreshing hard ice tea made with real brewed tea and 5% alcohol. 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The crown is yours. No colleges or universities or the NCAA are affiliated with this promotion. Okay, boys, where do we want to start? We have a lot. Let's do NFL free agency. Love it. Trey Hendrickson's a Raven. This is where we alluded to it, but this is where the spidey senses go up that the Max Crosby deal falls apart Tuesday. The Ravens deny his physical. and then Wednesday morning we wake up and Trey Hendrickson is signed for exactly the same contract that Max Crosby has. Yeah. Yeah, it's almost like they had it ready to go. It's almost like they're like, oh, we can get Trey Hendrickson, who, by the way, Max Crosby is better than Trey Hendrickson. Yeah, completely different players. Completely different players. Trey Hendrickson is a pass rusher who doesn't hold up in the run like Max Crosby, who just does everything incredible and never gets off the field. but the Ravens were like hey we could get Trey Hendrickson so let's say it's 80 percent of Max Crosby for the same price and we don't have to give up our two first round picks and we could pivot if we get wrong like yeah that that's the thing about making these trades where you give up picks it leaves it so that if you are wrong on the trade you're really kind of screwed yourself whereas in free agency teams screw up free agents all the time you just eat the cash yeah and and with this one, they send Max back and they send him back to Vegas. I don't know what Vegas is going to do about the salary cap situation. Like we said on Wednesday's show, if any team is built to absorb that, they have enough money. It's probably the Raiders. They'll probably be okay. But then I started wondering if the Raiders were going to, like, what would the market be for Max Crosby? And I guess not that many teams have reached back out. Maybe they got scared off by the alleged failing of physical, which, by the way, yes, Max Crosby failed a physical, but everybody knew he was going to fail the physical. That's the thing. It's like you knew this guy had surgery. I don't necessarily think that there was anything that was crazy when they looked up the imaging and they thought to themselves, like this guy's knee is not going to get better. I think it was just because they found out that they had a good option in Trey Hendrickson and they wouldn't have to give up the draft picks. And they had, by the letter of the law, they had the ability to fail him for the physical because he's not ready to play. so technically the Ravens didn't break any rules yeah so Albert Breer did a really good article breaking down like how the process works um and it essentially what he said was that when you agree to a deal the Raiders doctors and trainers and the Ravens doctors and trainers get on a call together and they share all the information and that's just how it works so before the physical even happened the ravens had all his medicals so they they had a pretty good idea of what they were doing yeah and then the physical happens and yeah it's kind of shocking that they failed the physical because like it listen they could pretend that they were and i know that eric to costa then said that they were in on trey hendrickson and max crosby together whatever they could say whatever they want the timing is a little coincidental and it feels like this was like hey we got cold feet because the Ravens too, that's the thing where I think we all were a little shocked when the deal was first announced because the Ravens, that's not what the Ravens do. They don't trade picks like this and take these type of shots. So it was kind of out of their norm as a franchise. I think they were out of their norm as a franchise and then we're like, oh shit, we're out of our norm. We're getting cold feet. Let's not do this. Well, let's go back and do the thing that we really love to do, which is fail guys for some shady physicals so that we can sign somebody else. Right. That's better than just came of Bill. And just draft really well, which, again, they haven't been hitting home runs, but they have, over their history, been a really good team that's drafted really well. I was kind of on the fence on whether or not to believe the Ravens and all this, and then Eric DaCosta spoke about it, and his quote was, nobody's more upset about this than me. That is definitely the thing that you say when you're not upset. He's basically walking around being like, God damn it. Yeah. I can't believe this happened. We say that all the time. About our friends that are going through bad losses in sports. Listen, Max, nobody is more upset than I am about Villanova tonight. Yeah. Eric Takasa just walking around sighing in people's ears. Oh! Yeah. Damn it. Damn, that stinks. I really wish I wanted Max Crosby. What's wrong, Eric? I was just thinking about Max Crosby again. You've got to get over that, Eric. Oh, fuck. So Max goes back to the Raiders, and then I was like, Are teams going to give the same deal that he got for the Ravens? No. And it seems like they're not. But then I started reading some quotes from Max Crosby, and he put out this tweet, Everything happens for a reason. Believe nothing you hear in half of what you see. I'm a raider. I'm back. Run that shit. Yep. And he tweeted out an Undertaker gif. The perfect Undertaker gif. Yeah. Got me fired up. And so now I'm actually thinking that maybe the price just went up on Max Crosby. He's motivated. Because you got a pissed off Max Crosby now that just got shamed for having a fucked up knee. He's ready to go. Like, if I'm the Raiders, I'm like, okay, you know what? Make it three first round picks. Yeah. And then we'll talk because I think Max is going to be better than he was when he was just going out to Baltimore. It pumped me the fuck up when I said that. Yeah, me too. It was awesome. I feel like watch out for the Raiders. Yeah. Watch out for the Raiders. So other free agency news. Kyler Murray is a Viking. We all kind of expected it. It happened. Yeah. So he's now going to be awesome again. Well, yeah. I mean, they lost Naylor. Their speedy slot guy went out to Vegas. So they needed a new wide receiver. So they went out and got Kyler. This is still nine's team. Yeah. Don't get it twisted. But Kyler's going to be really good in like two years. He's going to be the next Sam Darnold. Maybe. The NFC North now has three number one picks at quarterback with Kyler Murray, Caleb Williams, Jared Goff. Kind of cool. That is cool. He's going to look smaller in the purple. Yeah. Oh, tiny. I did a little Photoshop work today with the Instagram draw feature. He looks very, very small. Yeah. Purple, it shrinks him up quite a bit. Yeah, it's going to be an open competition. And you know what? This iron sharpens iron. So I think that we're going to see a very, very sharp nine. nine at the end of the sharpest sharpest nine you've ever seen yeah we also had uh daniel jones signed his two-year deal 88 million dollar base value 50 million guaranteed i don't know there was a time big cat not too long ago when um people wouldn't pay 80 million dollars to a guy that just towards achilles yeah and i feel like that's changed in the last three years or so i I don't know. Achilles used to be something that they'd pretty much shoot you for. It's like, okay, you're done. You won't play sports anymore. Enjoy retirement. Yeah. Listen, Daniel Jones had a good half of a year. The Colts, at what point are we like, hey, the Colts, are you ever going to get over the Andrew Luck thing? It's been like 10 years now. I don't think they'll ever get over it. This is their attempt at it. But they've made a million attempts. I think that Daniel- Matt Ryan, Phil Rivers. No, Daniel Jones is different. Who else was it? Carson Wentz? No. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, Carson Wentz is on that list, yes. Dude, there's someone I'm missing, too. Let's see. Anthony Richardson. Anthony Richardson. Gardner Minshew. Let's see. Curtis Painter. No, I'm thinking of like they did that one. They did the- All right. Since- Yeah, Gardner Minshew. All right. Since Andrew Luck, Jacoby Brissett for a year, Phil Rivers for a year, Carson Wentz for a year, Matt Ryan for a year, Gardner Minshew for a year, Anthony Richardson for a year, Daniel Jones for a year. I think Daniel Jones is different because I do think that he played good enough last year to get an extension to be the quarterback that they want to stick with. It just sucks that he tore his Achilles. He was a really good player. He was. The Colts offense was very good last year. He was. I know you think back to the games where he had the broken fibula for a couple games, too. I think Daniel Jones is a good quarterback. I would have given him the extension, but then the Achilles, it's like... Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Four years ago, if you had the Achilles, it's like that might be the end of your career. I mean, look at Jason Tatum. Jason Tatum's back in nine months now. Yeah. What's going on in this Celtics game, Hank? You're locked in. Down to one second left. Okay. Max pointed to it. He was just like, look. Well, you kept talking about the Villanova loss, and I was like, look, you kept, and you were being mean to me, and I was like, be mean to Hank. This isn't a tournament. It's all at one tournament when you think about it. Every night you go out there, you want to win, Hank. Any other free agency signings you want to, that were notable? The commanders signed an entire new defense, which I'm happy about. There you go. If you were a 27, 28-year-old defensive player, we signed you. So welcome to D.C. Bradley Chubb to the Bills Feels like the most Bills move ever We're going to get All we need is just a pass rusher Who's maybe a little injured Get us over the hump Feels like a perfect move for them I think Kirk Cousins Kevin Bayard Kevin Bayard is on the Patriots now C.J. Gardner-Johnson is on the Bills I think Kirk Cousins might be going to the Raiders Yeah Which would make a lot of sense Him and Mendoza together Out there in the desert would love to see that. Yep. That would be fun. Yeah, just paint the town red. Keaton Mitchell. Whoa, memes. Oh, the over in the Kansas game. That was what that was. Huge. I love that. Thank you for that, memes. Keaton Mitchell. Put his hands up. This is March, baby. No, I had that over. This is March. This is March. Yeah, this is March. Keaton Mitchell to the Chargers. Right? Evan Neal back on the Giants. Boo him. Yeah, boo this guy. You see him with Wilbrick Ball. Boo him! I do love the... Never stop booing him! I love the Chargers just continuing the bit. It's like, we're just going to get old Harbaugh players, and we're going to send them to the new Harbaugh. They've just been player swapping. It's like, if you're good enough to play for my brother, you're good enough to play for me. Yeah. Also, Titans' new logo. What do we think? The new jerseys? Yeah, new logo and new jerseys. Yeah, I like the uniforms. I think the new logo's cool. I actually think the new logo is like, if you're a Titans fan, that's a pretty sick tattoo you can get. It's a very simple logo. You pull it up. It's pretty clean. It's very clean. On the uniforms, I like the block numbers. I like the three stars. Yeah. The helmet is good. It's got the six-string stripe down the top of the helmet for a guitar. Good job, Titans. Yeah, Titans. Really well done. Oh, yeah. Those are sick. I just saw the logo. I hadn't seen the jerseys. It's good uniforms. Yeah. Those are sick. Okay. Titans. You have my attention. You know what I like about it? It's like, you know that we love the old Houston Oilers powder blue uniforms. And you did just enough to make us think about them without actually realizing that we're thinking about it. Well, and also powder blue as a color is a cheat code. Yeah. It's a complete cheat code. You put powder blue on anything and it looks good. Yeah. It's just a fact. So good job, Titans. Kind of look like Ole Miss. yeah i can see that but i like it i can see those old miss uniforms are awesome yeah uh okay let's talk let's talk world baseball classic real quick there's one other nfl story yeah um the nfl is probably going to put a game on wednesday before thanksgiving so the wednesday night uh blackout wednesday that's the next date that the nfl is targeting in its quest to have at least one game of football every day between like November 1st and December 31st. I love it. I like it a lot. I know that people are sick of the NFL expanding to days that they normally don't play games on, like a Wednesday night game might feel kind of weird. That Wednesday night is begging for a football game. I don't think I would like to get rid of the Black Friday game and instead have that game on that Wednesday night. So this is a take that we talked about this off air that as 41-year-olds, this game is great for us. If you're in your 20s, you're like, what the fuck? Because that's a big drinking night. I will say, though, the NFL's getting into a little bit of a dangerous spot where part of the reason why we love the NFL is the scarcity, is that it's one day a week. It's Sunday. It's, you know, a big deal. You play, like, it's not every single night. So I'm in for this one, but they got to be a little careful here with, like, Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. The scarcity does make the NFL great. Hank, don't do this. I do like, no, I like. Don't not listen to what I'm saying and then say the opposite. Big Cat's actually kind of agreeing with you. Yeah, I am. The NFL, if it was on every single night, would then become like the NBA. It would still be the NFL. But part of why the NFL is special is there's Sunday. It's a religious experience. With Sunday, we watch the NFL. That's what we do. And then also think about, and this happens where we have just shitty Sundays because they've spread games all throughout the week. Yeah. And it's like Sunday should be sacred. I don't want them to ruin Sunday. I'm cool with this one, but just be careful, NFL. You might take away the thing that makes you special, and that Sunday is a special thing, and you only get 18 of them. Yeah, and if you think the NFL is not going to take over a night that's very special to a lot of people because they like to drink a shitload of beer on that night, yeah, the entire league is based around church day on the Sabbath. So they don't give a fuck about interfering with somebody's bar night. And guess what? If you're going to be at a bar, you're probably going to be watching football too. I don't have a problem with doing it on that Wednesday. But you get what I'm saying, though. But I'm saying at this point, I do agree with what you're saying. At this point, it should be one in, one out. Yeah. So you got to take away one of your other little Mickey Mouse games. Just be careful, NFL. Take away Black Friday. That Black Friday is for college football. Yeah. Just be careful. We're getting to this point where it's like, I just want it to still be special. And if you start putting games, because I always just assume whenever they do these, like the one-offs, it's just a trial balloon to just be like, we'll just do NFL every single night. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And guess what? We're a matter of years away, not decades, from the NFL doing a spring game. And everyone in this room, our job is to watch football. So if they do it every single night, I'm not going to complain in the fact that I'm going to watch every game. But then you have to kind of like we're 41. We have nothing to do on that Wednesday night. You have to step outside and be like, wait, there are people who probably can't watch NFL every single night. That's true. That's very true. so but just be careful NFL yeah be careful I love you to death but just be careful there they definitely going to do a spring game yeah 100 which 100 now that I think I might I might be kind of into that yeah I mean spring football Yeah Just one spring game It would be kind of sick Max no How? Just think about it Just throw it out there I don't know How would they Just save one? How because it'll make them millions of dollars It's like saving one for later So Just save one for later When would you do the draft? The game wouldn't count Yeah It's like college football Just save one for later Oh, okay College football programs do their spring game, and it's like a practice. I don't think anyone would care. No. No, people wouldn't care. I'd watch. But you would watch like you watch a Hall of Fame game. You would be like, oh, this is fun. And then it would be like actually. Like a way to see your new rookies. But, yeah. Okay, so World Baseball Classic, real quick. We're going to have Vinny on, and he is Italian-American hero, Vinny Pasquettino, for the three home runs against Mexico. But what happened is on Tuesday night, we lost to Mexico. And Mark DeRosa, the manager. No, we lost to Italy. Italy, sorry, Italy. We beat Mexico, then lost to Italy, then Italy played Mexico. Mark DeRosa, the manager of Team USA, 100% did not know the rules and that if things had gone differently on Wednesday night, the Team USA could have been eliminated before the knockout stage. he went on an MLB network show and said before the game against Italy we're gonna try to get some guys in who haven't played we're gonna get some guys off their feet because we've already punched our ticket he then afterwards said he misspoke but anyone with a brain when watching the game against Italy when he was warming up Clayton Kershaw and then brought in Mason Miller you can know the moment that he was like hey dude we like actually want to win this it's important run differential, all this shit actually matters. If you looked at the lineup he put out there too, there were a few guys that he wanted to play. It did appear like it was being treated like an exhibition. Yeah. Because he thought he was through to the next round. Yeah. And then, yeah, so after the game, everybody's seen this clip from Mark DeRosa, and then he did a press conference earlier today. Yeah. You see that? And he goes, there's some false narratives. I was well aware that we had to win that game based on all the scenarios. They went in 2-0. We went in 2-0. Actually, not true, Mark DeRosa. You were 3-0. 3-0. Going into that game. 3-0. I don't really think... I would not trust Mark DeRosa to be the master strategist. We've got a problem. In fact, like a lot of people were talking about, the last name is Italian. Very Italian. And he seemed to throw this game to Italy. I'm just saying, connect the dots. It's a problem. Paizan. I will say this. We play Canada tonight. Tonight we play Canada, right? Yes, Friday night. I'm worried about this game. It is everything that we've been puffing our chest about for the last month can be taken away from us tonight. Yeah. I know we kind of skirt with the Four Nations. It was an exhibition. if Team Canada beats us they have just an insane amount of like right back in our face it's going to be brutal we are minus 800 on drafting if we lose as minus 800 favorites we can't we cannot and we were talking about it earlier but when you have something like this a rivalry you can't lose the most recent one because there's not going to be another one for a while here maybe in the in the world cup but like olympics what oh oh i thought you meant in baseball i'm saying if we lose this we are we're they have bragging rights for the foreseeable future we could be like oh yeah we took hockey they'd be like yeah we took your past time that you are the only country that played for the longest time i guess hockey's a little bit similar but still no yeah it's a good point we we dominated canada and the most important thing in the world to them yes yeah But, yeah, you're right. We don't want them to hit us. We can't have this. We can't. Not as, what, you said minus 800? Can't lose that game. Can't lose that game. Who do we got on the bump? Logan Webb. Very good. Okay. Who are they sitting out there? Michael Scirocco. All right. He's Italian. An Italian-Canadian? Fuck. He has an A. Going up against another Italian. Can't get rid of these guys. Dude, Team Italy, by the way. We're going to, like we said, we're going to have Vinny on. But Team Italy, that's a crazy upset and a crazy ass. They beat the shit out of us. Can I just say that I feel like the Italian team is more American than the American team. A little bit. The way that they're acting. I'd like to see some of that same stuff from the Americans. The double kiss? Yeah, the double kiss. They seem like they're having a great time. They're loud. They're boisterous. They're arrogant. They're fun. That's what I want out of my American teams. I don't want Aaron Judge striking out in the ninth inning. No. Looking sad. Hank, are you pumped for a world baseball classic? Yeah. You can end. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fun. I've been having a great... I mean, we have to win. We have to win on Friday. We have to win. I like the Dominican team. I want... Whoa, whoa. What did you just say? What's the situation? What's the... If we win and the DR wins tomorrow, then we play them in the semis. That would be awesome. You said you like the Dominican team. I thought you said you like the Canadian team. No. The Dominican team is awesome. They are very fun. Yeah. But if it's U.S. versus the Dominican team, you're rooting for the U.S. Of course. I don't think he is. What was that smile? No, he's not. What was that smile? He's not rooting for it. What was that smile? Nope, he's not. I'm telling you right now, he doesn't need to talk anymore. Hank is 100% going to root for Dominican Republic. 100%. No. Why don't you just leave? Why don't you just leave? Why don't you leave? I wouldn't even say that. Why don't you leave? Be like Ellen and go live in the Italian or English countryside. I would be rude. I'm rooting for America. She gets a lot of chicks. Why is it so hard for you to say? I didn't. I said it every time. I answered it correctly. What do you mean correctly? Not honestly. You said correctly. I'm rooting for the USA. You're telling us what we wanted. Yeah, so that's not the honest answer. This isn't a right or wrong answer. This is your opinion. Yeah, we know. But it is also a right or wrong answer. The Dominican team is electric. They are. to be entertained when I'm watching sports. You always say that. This is crazy. I wouldn't even say that I was rooting for Italy. It's the world fucking baseball. It's not a real thing. It's also very much in line with you. It's a real thing. This might be the most perfect take out there. Grow the game. The Dominican team is, like, I would rat, like... Just say it. Just say it. You're being the bros. I want to watch more games with the Dominican Republic team. I want more back. How many games have you watched from the Dominican Republic? Two. You've watched. I came home drunk on Friday and watched the highlights. That does not count as fucking watched the game. I watched the game last night. You watched the full game? Yeah. No, I mean most of the game. No, you highlights. I had the game on. All right, listen. I just can't. I want every single person out there that said that Hank was so mad about the Patriots losing the Super Bowl that he got racist about the halftime show. I want all those people to listen to what Hank's saying right now and apologize to him and be like, you're right. Hank, you're not racist. I'm sorry. You are. You're just a fucking moron, Hank. This is the best. This is pure, like straight from the fucking tippy top of the mountain, pure Hank. I want to bottle this Hank up and drink it because it's the best. You just always find a way. Why do you want people to fucking hate you, man? I don't. I don't give a fuck. That's why it's beautiful. I can't lie. He actually doesn't care. The Dominican team is electric. He does not care. He's giving his opinion. His opinion just always is the one that will piss off the most people. And I respect the hell out of it. I don't. If you're pissed off, these people also aren't watching the games. It's a fucking tournament for entertainment. Everything's for entertainment, right? Yeah. And when I don't really have a dog, I guess whatever. You don't have a dog in the fight? Oh, my God. You are the worst. Hank, I don't want to do this to you, Hank, but I think I... How many players on the Dominican Republic can you name? More than probably USA. More than the Aces? More than the Aces. Okay. All right, so that'll be five. Let's hear it. Tatis, Vladimir Guerrero, Martel... Oh, this is weird. Hits with a Tom. Soto. Okay. The most electric guy that... The guy who's had the most electric celebrations. Name? No, I'm letting you get to it. Line? I don't got it. Austin Wells. That's another one? He is on the team. He's the most Dominican. Who? Junior Caymanero. I think I'm double... Yes. Hank, I love you. This is so good. Do they also have O'Neal Cruz? Yeah. And O'Neal Cruz. That is a fun-ass team. From the guy who wants Super Bowls played overseas for his next act, he's rooting for the Dominican. Julio Rodriguez is another one. We're not there yet. We're not there yet either. Yeah, we play who we play. Yeah, you probably. You're actually probably. If we're really breaking down, You're probably rooting for Canada so you don't have to be split. No. So do you want to have – we got to have Dominic Republic on in the cave at 530 then, right? Sure, yeah. Oh, wait, you're not going to be here. Max, there's fucking – Oh, he'll be watching. Oh, there's – oh, wait, there's only TVs in the cave. I forgot. He'll be watching. I swear to God that wasn't a shot. No, I think he was not. That was not a shot. Not a shot. No, I forgot. I truly forgot. Not a shot. I'll make sure that Hank's watching Dominican. I'll make sure of it. Yeah. Hank, are you going to be rooting for the Dominican Republic against South Korea? Yes. Oh, yeah. So you're going to be rooting for the matchup of USA-Dominican Republic? I kind of need you to get, like, a full jersey. Whatever. It's not that serious. No, no, it's not. This has been, like, this is, it is what it is. People can hate. I didn't give that much thought into this until I realized they were matched up against each other, but it is what it is. You are going to have the Latin music fans' brains in a pretzel based on the last three weeks of your life. Dude. I like to be entertained. I want to hear from Dominican. Bad buddy, not entertaining. Dominican AWLs. Embrace the fuck out of Hank. I want you to be like Dominican Hank. Yeah, there might be. I want you in the parade. I want you in the parade in New York. There's probably a rivalry between Dominican Republic and Puerto Rico, right? Yeah. So Dominican Republic probably loves you. Yeah. Let's embrace him. Hell yeah. D.R. Hank. Skeens also will be pitching that game if we get to it. Let's go. Paul Skeens is a really good Hank. I like Paul Skeens. Yeah. You love him? Absolute Skeens. Yeah. Okay, last thing. I hope it's an entertaining game. Bam, 83 points. Do we care? Yeah, I mean, it's a lot of points. It's a lot of points. My take is that it should... Sustain on near city. Yeah, yeah. The 83 should mostly be given credit to the Washington wizards. It should be like the wizards allowed one man to score 83 points against them on this day. It was such a weird game. And I did why I was watching part of the game live in the first half and bam had, I think 43 points at halftime. So it's not like the whole game was him getting fouled, going to the line, et cetera, et cetera. Like it got weird at the very end of the game when they were very clearly trying to get him the record, but bam had a great game. He played really, really well, But the fact is, when you think of the top 100 basketball players of all time, you probably won't think of Bam Adebayo. So, yes. And what happened was, this was the Wizards' masterpiece. What we saw, it's not going to get any more Wizards than that. The Wizards showing up to cities and playing basketball games should not be tolerated by those cities. You should look at the Washington Wizards' presence showing up in your town like the way you would look at the Westboro Baptist Church and be like, no, no, you're not in my city, Washington Wizards. That's more offensive than Magic City Night is the Wizards coming into your city. It's a lot of points. I don't buy the whole like, oh, it's cheapened because the fouling and all that stuff. I mean, Kobe took every shot in the last seven minutes of his 81-point game. They were just feeding him the ball constantly. Like to get that many points, you have to do something like that. So I have no problem with that. I do find it funny because it was like one last stand for Kobe fans to just go nuclear online and be really upset about things. A lot of Kobe fan fiction out there. Yeah. I also think. Laker Dan. Think about making him come back. Laker Dan respects Bam. He's a true, true number one points all time. Because that was the funny thing. But it's also number two. Right. I know. But that's the funny thing to me. I thought the biggest winner of the night was Wilt because when Kobe was number two, Kobe fans started doing the conspiracy theories that no one, that the Wilt thing never happened. Yeah. I don't think they're going to do that for Bam. No. No, they don't care. Yeah. So, Wilt, you're back to number one. Yeah. There was a one with an asterisk for the, whatever, 15 years that Kobe had it. Now you're back to one. Yeah. The Kobe fans, it did give them a good opportunity to talk about what Kobe would have done if he was in this situation, which is always a treat to see people do that. Bam also was, I mean, he was on fire. I know the ending was a little weird and there was a lot of free throws. Didn't he have like 50 at half? No, I just said, the first half he was really good. He was dominant. He had 43 at half, I think. Yeah, so he had an insane game. And I think it's more about society at large, and this is probably too deep of a conversation to have like a lengthy conversation but i do think we're all just whether it be social media uh the amount of like content we consume every single day i think we're all guilty of it it's really hard for like big moments to have lasting power you know what i mean where it's like to be wowed it doesn't feel like when we had a monoculture 20 years ago 30 years ago and like a big performance happened you're like i'll always remember that it just doesn't we just move on so fast well if you think about the guys on this list right will chamberlain was a superhero he was like the strongest guy ever he could bench press like 500 pounds he claimed that he banged like 40 000 women believe him he was that's as close to paul bunyan as you can get he scored 100 points in the game we look at him the same way we look at almost like a deity and then kobe same way like he's got a diehard group of fans even people that don't consider themselves like diehard kobe people they recognize like kobe He was an incredible basketball player and a unique personality that changed the game and continues to have an effect. And also, it's very sad. Obviously, the way that he died so suddenly, I think that looking at that now, it almost elevated Kobe to now we think of him in that same rarefied air. Nothing that anybody does is worthy of being compared to Kobe Bryant now. Yes. And then to have Bam Adebayo go and score 83 points when he's a fine player. Yeah. But to have his name. Hall of Famer. People are like, well, no, this can't be right. Right. Because he's not Kobe Bryant. Right. And he's not Wilt Chamberlain. Right. And so it's also just not a pure scorer. Like if it was Luka or Steph, I mean, Steph's different because Steph isn't that rare. But like there are pure scorers. Remember when Devin Booker had, what did he have, like 70 or something? where it's like a guy like that is such a pure. I think Klay had a big game too, didn't he? Yeah, like pure score that they can just get hot like that. Bam is not in that mold, so it's weird for people to contextualize and be like, oh, yeah, he had an insane game. I respect Bam. I respect the 83 points. I don't give a fuck about me. Every fan base is going to say something else is Mickey Mouse. So this was a great clip that was going around yesterday. It was an interview with Brian Shaw, and he said that Kobe had 62 points, and his teammates were like, you've got to go back in the game, Kobe, in the fourth quarter. And Kobe said, no, we're up 30. We don't need it right now. I'll do it another time. And so then now that kind of fed the Kobe fans being like, well, Kobe could have done it, but out of respect he decided not to. And I also like the fan fiction about what Jason Tatum would have done. Oh, did you see that viral tweet? It was pretty funny. Yeah, it was very funny. Jason Tatum just gets strays everywhere, which is not right. It is what it is. So it was from Cordell LLED Rook on Twitter. Jason Tatev would have subbed himself out at 81 and texted Kobe. Yeah, I mean, you guys would like that's like kind of the joke that people have been running into the ground for four years. That's funny. That's funny. We didn't say it. I didn't even know. I know. It's a funny tweet. I can see why Cordell did it. Not us. Funny. No, I understand. You don't think you don't find any little. it's it's like Jason Tatum anything he does it's like Tex Kobe that's been a running joke that people have been doing for five years this was funny though because Kobe was kind of in the news yeah because of the game right I understand and there was a gif of Stephen A. Smith when he's like rolling his eyes and it's like Vanessa when she sees another text from Jason Tatum that's that's That's funny. That's funny. That's funny. Funny is funny. Although, I mean, I think the Celtics, don't you guys play the Wizards? Next couple days? I don't know. I feel like Tatum's going to try to go off against us. Like, Tatum might be out for blood. I have 314. He might be out for blood to avenge Kobe. Right? I don't think so, no. I think he might be. I think he's circled this, and he's like, Kobe, I got you. I'm not going to let Bam steal your shine. It's me. You know what Jason Tatum might do? He might go out there, break Bam's second place scoring record, and then change his name to Kobe Bryant so that the record books will show Kobe Bryant has his rightful spot in number two. Yeah, Jason Tatum, first guy to idolize Kobe. That's what I would do if I was Jason Tatum. I can't believe you're rooting for Dominican Republic. That's fucking crazy. It's so good, Hank. Like, seriously, I don't think I've ever loved you more than in this moment. Sure. Let's go DR. Okay, let's get to our interviews. We got Italian-American hero Vinnie Pasquantino and Bill Raftery talking some more March Madness. And then we will finish with Fyre Fest. 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Yeah, you sent me that after the game. I was dying laughing. And like, that's what, that's what this tournament's all about. Trying to grant citizenship for, for those Italian Americans. Yes. Are you still beamed up from last night? You had so much espresso after the home runs. I would imagine. I got my coffee here. So yeah, I'm freshly beamed up now for this morning. I got, I went to sleep at like two, two 30. I did what any, any, any, any guy does after they have a nice night. I ordered some Taco Bell and insomnia cookies with my wife and we had, you know, we had a good time. So it was good. It was a good night last night. I love that. And then I got to ask you, though, playing for Italy, have you been to Italy? Yes. In 2022, we took a week-long trip with the 2023 national team. So the team that played in the WBC then, we did go out there. So I know all the jokes are out there how we're not really Italian, but we have actually been there. So we've been there. That's all that matters. Have you heard from anybody back in the old country, anybody celebrating how this team's playing? I'm hoping to hear from the Pope at some point. That's kind of the goal is hear from the Pope. So we know he's a White Sox fan, so hopefully he's a Team Italy fan too. But I did an interview yesterday for Italy TV, which was fun. And I know they had the game on television out there. I think it was at midnight last night. So it's pretty cool to get some baseball over there and try to help build some development culture. That would be great for the Pope to reach out. I bet you he has watched. I don't think that's crazy. Yeah, definitely. There's no way the Pope doesn't know what we're doing. there's no way yeah absolutely he's absolutely aware i mean he's he actually probably was upset that kyle teal because he's a white socks fan that kyle teal got hurt that's some of my favorite twitter jokes are like man how upset do you think the pope is that kyle teal got hurt the other night it's just it's very funny thinking of random things like that if what do you think the pope is thinking about the white socks catcher right yeah is there is there on team italy is there like a haves and have nots for guys that don't have a vowel at the end of their name oh big time like that video that came out where the guy was talking about how the team was recruited that's exactly how it happened if you have a vow at the end of your name um we we came after you so think about how italian you have to be if your name doesn't end in a vow like that's we were going deep trying to trying to get guys to play so yeah i mean some of the names on this team are are absolutely incredible like the names in themselves make you eligible for team italy Yeah, that's why when I saw Kyle Teal was on the team, I was like, this is bullshit. How does he pass? But I guess he passed. How many is it? I would imagine in terms of camaraderie, is it just a lot of dudes talking about the Jets free agent signings? Yeah, that's basically what I'm doing. That's all I'm doing, letting everybody know how much value we're getting. I did actually talk to the Jets general manager last night after the game, and I told him how much value I think we're getting. So I told him I think we're doing a great job and that I love not overspending for free agents. It's been fantastic. Okay, yeah, because I feel like whether directly related or one-off, everyone on the team has more of a connection to the state of New Jersey than Italy. Yeah, but the state of New Jersey has a ton of connection to Italy, so it works out. It actually should just be the team New Jersey. It's like what? The Jersey Bulls. Yeah, it's good. A lot of pork roll, egg and cheese happening in our clubhouse. We're getting back to our Jersey slash Italian roots. It's been good for the fellas. Do you guys debate that? Is half the clubhouse Taylor Ham and half the clubhouse is pork roll? Andrew Fisher, this beautiful psychopath that he is, on his Evo Shield shin guard, it says pork roll, egg and cheese on it. Instead of his name, it says pork roll, egg, and cheese. So we're a pork roll and clubhouse. Yeah, this is a New Jersey national baseball team. It's very funny. You guys are just probably that. It's like Jets and Giants is the biggest fight that goes on during this group. So Kyle Teal gets hurt. How close, let's be honest, how close were we to maybe calling up Max? How many guys away were we to getting Max? Because he did play catcher at Hofstra. so the upstairs of the uca i played catcher for like one fall season of my ninth grade baseball career but i had a picture i had a picture of me playing catcher yeah hey zach um zach by the way vinny is trying to get your home runs from last night to go to last year's only team he just asked us absolutely count but yeah we were we were a few phone calls away at max i tried to get you a tryout last week but you know showed us so i know um i was ready to go i was ready to go we were it was like vinny was nice enough i was texting him and he was like hey if max because he listened to the show last week he's like max wants to come down and be the team meatball like we could do that it just scheduled didn't work but he was he was offered so you can be the espresso boy max you could uh you could pour the espressos for us that's an unbelievable honor that would be the highest honor you can get yeah that's incredible uh vinnie i i got a weird question for you about how things were they shook out before that game um was there any conversation at all about hey if we lose to mexico and mexico scores like two runs both of us can get in it's like the chargers raiders game from a couple years ago in the last week of the season you guys both had the opportunity to advance it would have left the u.s out um but it was that something that ever crossed your mind not not colluding with mexico the the only question that we asked was if we're losing four nothing or three nothing whatever it is in the top of the ninth what do you do because the only way you can guarantee yourself to make it to the next round is by not winning the game because if you go up five four in the top of the ninth and then they score two runs and beat you then out. So the only way to a hundred percent guarantee that you make it through in that specific situation is to not win the game. But the goal of the game was to win the game like we did. So we never, thank God we didn't get into that situation because that would have been really awkward of just trying to like, how do you finesse that? So I'm glad we didn't. And we never talked about what are we going to do? Because I think everybody kind of felt gross talking about it, but it was something that was talked about of what do you do in that situation? Like it puts teams in a really unfair spot knowing knowing the way that it could have worked out but I'm really happy we didn't get into that situation yeah uh so speaking of New Jersey and Italians there is some conspiracy theorists out there Mark DeRosa is from New Jersey he is Italian was there any handshake back of the you know you know back of the bar type of deal that went down before the game where he was like hey I'm gonna pretend that I don't know the rules or was he just he just didn't know the rules Yeah, I think he just didn't know. He's doing his best to not talk to any other team. So even though he talks about it, his job is quite literally to talk about every single player all year long. And he's got the best 30 guys over there in this clubhouse. He's made sure to let everybody know how good his guys are. Oh, I like this. So, yeah, that's been a quite interesting dynamic of having the guy who talks about everybody all year managing the USA team and talking about how good they all are, which everybody knows how good they are. They're very good. I like D-Row a lot. It's just been – that's a weird spot to be in for him. You're managing the team, trying to get your guys fired up, but then at the end, you do have to go back to your real job at some point. If he ever says anything nice about me on MLB Network, do I believe him? Or do I – I think a lot of players are wondering that right now, like what's going on with that whole situation. Yeah. And it was very weird. You could also see the moment. I think that's the thing is now you guys have the trump card if he ever trashes anyone it's like hey remember when you didn't know the rules um that was crazy Kershaw was up in the the joke I keep seeing on twitter is like Kershaw was up and then all of a sudden Mason Miller was up and it was like wait is this the moment that they found out yes uh but the players knew the players knew by the way yeah so I think I honestly do think it was just a misspeak because the players knew going into that game that they were not clinched so I don't know what happened there But, you know, they found a way to make it in. And, you know, they've got an opportunity to try to go win the thing. But there's eight teams left. Anybody can win it at this point. Yeah, no, it's been a great tournament. It feels like the atmosphere has been almost like a postseason atmosphere. Like, do you guys get – how amped up do you get before these games? Dude, last night and the night before, I mean, we were winning by eight in both of those games. And I thought we were tied or up one the way the crowds were. The crowds were phenomenal. I've never had a I've never been more nervous standing at first base with nobody on base winning by eight runs in my life. Those did not feel like games where you were up by that much. The crowds in Houston, the USA crowd on on whatever night was was fantastic in the Team Mexico crowd last night. I mean, it's the loudest building I've ever been in and, you know, been in some playoffs games, been fortunate enough to play in some of those atmospheres. But second to none, these atmospheres we played in the last few nights, it was incredible. This tournament is amazing. Getting 20 countries together to try to build the sport of baseball and bring people together through the sport couldn't be better. So we had the situation with Cal Raleigh, who we love, and a friend of ours, and Randy Rosarena, which I think has been settled now. But were you like – you have teammates, you know what I mean, like Bobby Witt's playing. Are you talking to the guys? Are you chumming up with the guys? I like that it's a little bit of tense moments going into these games where everyone's not all buddy-buddy. Yeah. I had this weird moment the other day where I had a press conference, and USA was right after us, and I still needed to go shower after practice, and the entire USA team was just standing there waiting for me to get done. That was the most awkward experience of my life. I'm trying to chop it up, but also we kind of hate each other, I guess, in this tournament. Bobby was being all weird because he wasn't sure if he was able to talk to me or not, but I don't care. Like, whatever the rules are, like, I'm just having a good time. But that situation, from my understanding, Cal and Randy talked to each other before the game. And Cal said, please don't do this. I don't know if that's true or not. But I heard that they had discussed it prior. And Randy knew that he wasn't going to do it, which is why that that happened. And that they're fine. That this is a nothing story. And that it just became bigger. because it happened in 2023 with Will Smith and Randy as well where trying to fist bump or whatever and didn't do it. But then you see in the Venezuelan game, they're like full-on hugging before the game. So there's just a bunch of different opinions on it, but we're all just competing to try to win games. And some guys need to lock in more and don't like to talk as much. I'm the opposite. I'm sure Cal hates me because I'll just talk to him my entire at bat. But if that's what he needs, good for him. So who do you guys have next? We've got Puerto Rico on Saturday, and I believe I'm facing a teammate in Seth Lugo. I think he's pitching for Puerto Rico, so I'm excited for that. He's probably going to try to hit me. He loves throwing inside, so I'm excited to see. If he hits me, I'm going to charge the mound. So we'll get a little Royals on Royals fight. I like that. I like that, yeah. Is that an advantage for you, or is that a disadvantage? Because you're around him all the time, but you also never go up against him. It could be a little bit of both. I think I faced him twice this season already in live at-bats, so I've got a little bit of an idea of what he's got, but that guy's got 25 pitches, so he just could pull anything out of the toolbox at any given time, so we'll see. Is there any amount of home runs that would be too many home runs for you to say, no, I've had enough espresso, thank you very much? No, no, never too many home runs. I don't hit enough of them, so any that I can hit, and honestly, I'm just doing it for Zach anyway. When you think about it, it's how many home runs can I put up for Zach? That's all I'm thinking about. Were you in the zone last night? I was somewhere last night. I don't know if in the zone was the correct answer, but I was somewhere and it was just working out. Although I don't think I really hit any of those balls hard. Thank God we were in Houston. But it was just one of those nights you just, I mean, I was over 12 going in, so it was more hope and pray than anything. I tried to bump my first at bat right before the first homer. So just praying that I could do something offensively to help the team and maybe not go over in the entire tournament. Yeah. It was a great game. Speaking of ballparks, talk us through, I want to hear about the moment that you found out that the Royals were moving in the fences 10 feet. Is that one of the greatest moments of your life? Like, who tells you? That's got to be up there with like, holy shit, this is going to rock. Yeah, I think I found out in October maybe that it was 95% sure that it was going to happen. The general manager told me he was all fired up, but I'm kind of a prick. I don know if you noticed so my immediate reaction was like okay sick I just hit a bunch of homers i just do it again um but because when it first happened everybody was like oh my god what a hitter ballpark now it's going to be crazy and i'm like shit it moved from 389 to 379 it's not like it's making it fucking yankee stadium in right field right but uh yeah i mean that 10 feet's going to make a big difference i think and they did a lot of research like credit to the royals they did a ton of research on figuring out how it was going to affect this specific team pitchers and hitters because I think we have five more years on our lease in Kauffman Stadium, so who knows what's going on with that. So I think it's kind of a test run for if we are fortunate enough to get a new stadium, what that stadium's dimensions could look like. So I'm looking at the – somebody did do the math on it, and they said that last year you would have had an increase of about 10 more home runs with the new fences. That's millions of dollars, Vinny. My ARB number would have looked a lot better if it was 42 homers instead of 32 homers. Um, but yeah, maybe, maybe, but it's less, it could be less hits though, depending on where the outfielders are playing. So, you know, can't change what you're doing and just try to try to stay out of that conversation. Yeah. Do you like the nickname Pasquatch? Yeah. Pasquatch is the one that I like. So, uh, I I'm fortunate enough to have a mascot when I get on base, which is pretty cool. He comes out there and walks around. Um, yeah, I liked Pasquatch. I've got my necklace on at all times. I don't know if you can see it. I got the Sasquatch there. Oh, I love that. It sounds like there's a nickname that you don't like. Italian Breakfast, which was given to me by a buddy named Joel Penfield. He does some media with Kansas City, and Billy Butler was the country breakfast, and I'm a big first baseman, so they named me the Italian Breakfast. And no offense to Billy by any stretch, but I don't want to be a DH. So I'm trying to stay away from – I don't want to be known for eating food. That's not the goal here. I feel like the Italian breakfast is probably just like coffee and a cigarette, right? That's exactly what it is. Yes. I'm trying to be a bill of health here. So coffee and a cigarette doesn't do it for me. How pissed is your dad during this stretch that his name's Dennis? Like if he's hanging around with Team Italy and shit. It's got to. So I know we talked about it last time you were on, but like this is the time that you need. You need a Paul, a Christopher, a Vinny. Like this is brutal. Yeah, Dennis doesn't really fly, but he's busy with his high school team, so he's not even here. Oh, okay. He's got games of his own to win, so he's trying to get away from Team Italy a little bit. He's focused on Spring Hill High School baseball right now, not Team Italy. So he's very happy being Dennis at this current moment. Okay, all right, good. So will he come down if you guys make it to the final? Probably not. He'll just watch on TV and rip my bats somehow. Yeah, because he's Dennis. I guarantee you. Yeah, he's Dennis. He's kind of not allowed. Yeah, if he was Paulie, he would be down there, and he'd be having the time of his life. If he was Paulie, he'd probably be on this interview in a white tank top right now with a few chains for everybody to see. There's one of the guy's family, Gordon Graceffo. His family is wearing green jumpsuits to all the games with the tank tops underneath and sunglasses. It's amazing. I think I'm about to order a few jumpsuits just to, if we do go to Miami, if we're fortunate enough to win on Saturday, make a nice impression down there. This is awesome. This is like when, remember the summer when Jersey Shore, like the show kicked off and everyone just started dressing. You guys are basically doing a Jersey Shore like party mixed with a high level baseball. Yeah. I'm trying to think of what the, what is it? Gym tan laundry. I'm trying to think of what it could be in baseball. I don't know. But yeah, we're having a good time. We're passing out wine post game. Like it's, it's been incredible. Being able to lean into the Italian stereotypes and it being okay is great for a few weeks. This tournament's awesome. We're wearing suits to every game. It's good. If you guys get to the final, you need to get everyone's grandmother, everyone's Nona all together. Because that's really what's probably getting everyone. Everyone is just talking about their grandmother or grandfather and being like, yeah, the gravy they made. They're all going to make their own gravy, their own sauce. and we're just going to have a pre-game and post-game in the clubhouse if we make it to the final. It's going to be the most Italian celebration of all time. I love it. And then you should go to 11 afterwards. Sing an Italian national anthem. We'll tell you about 11 later. Yeah. Probably don't know about it, but we'll tell you about it. Zach, you got a question for Vinny? What's going on, Vinny? Good to see you again. All right, man. Great to see you, Zach. I was curious. I do want to say I appreciate you so much for the blood, sweat, tears you put into this Dingers Only season that was last year. And I was curious, if given the opportunity, what it would take to get you on an extension, maybe pick you up for next year. Anything you need, I'll get it covered. I want to finish my career on your Dingers Only team. So I would love nothing more than an extension with you. So you have your people contact my agent and just let me know. One jersey guy. I don't really got guys like that. I know you probably do, so I can reach out. Yeah, perfect. I got you. That's awesome. Thank you for your time. Good job, Zach. Yeah, good question. Max, you have a question? Max, are you getting swept up a little bit in Team Italy? I am. I love Team Italy. You guys wouldn't play U.S. again until the final, right? That's right. All right, so we're in a good spot if I can now root for Team Italy fully and Team USA fully. What are the chances? See, you already asked my question. My question was, what are the chances that you guys saw that picture of me catching? You were like, we got to get this guy out. Probably low. Probably low. But I would have competed. We had a conversation last night with the GM. We were looking for a guy because one of our guys went down. And I said, hey, I don't know if you've heard about this guy. His name's Max. He's on a podcast. He's ready to go. There we go. That's all I needed to hear. He was at Hofstra for half a season, and he's ready to rock. Three dingers. Three dingers. Max shares the CNN. When you guys were going through the list of guys whose names ended in vowels in baseball, did anybody just throw out Juan Soto? Yeah, I was saying Shohei. Just like as a heat chat. Shohei. Soto. You know who texted me the other day and said he loved the opportunity to represent the Italians was Tommy Pham. So we're trying to find a way to get Tommy with the Italians. We'll trace back his lineage and see what we got. But if he's from Italy, he's eligible. Yeah. All right, Vinny, you're the best, man. I got one last question. rowback question rho b-a-c-k dot com promo code take 20 off your first purchase q-zips polos hoodies joggers shorts rowback.com promo code take are you guys as a team like i i know this might sound wrong but like are you like re-watching the sopranos or anything like in the clubhouse that would be really cool uh no we're not we do have some italian music because the we do have like some we have i think we have six guys who are like playing the italian league and are you know purebred Italians is what I've been calling them. Finished the game last night. Gabriele Quattrini, he finished the game for us last night. They're providing the music for us and the atmosphere of letting us know how to really get back to our Italian roots. But no, no Sopranos. We've talked about it quite a bit, but a little bit of Godfather references, some good fellas in there. So we're really trying to get back to our roots with the Italian movies and conversations in there. But no, I haven't watched anything yet, But we do, if we, like I said, if we're fortunate enough to win on Saturday, we've got another flight. Maybe we'll lock in on Saturday with something. So if you guys do win, is there going to be a trip to Italy? Are you going to go back? Have to. Get a parade? Parade. I don't know why the Pope hasn't invited us yet, but we'll see. We're waiting on the Pope to make it happen. Okay. Yeah. You should never have to buy a cannoli for yourself ever in Italy if you guys win. Yeah, exactly. The Pope's an AWL for sure. So he'll hear this and he'll be like, oh, shit, my bad. Somebody will get back to him. Yeah, absolutely. All right, Vinny, you're the best, man. Thanks for joining us, especially it's like seven hours ago. You hit three dingers in a huge game. You're an Italian-American hero, and we appreciate you, and we'll hopefully see you this summer when you come through Chicago. Yeah, sounds good. Thanks, guys. 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We love having you on. How excited? What's going through your head right now as we're on the precipice of the best couple weeks of the year? Well, when I hear Barstool, it resonates. It just has a nice ring to an Irish guy. But just the excitement. I think turning the page is the biggest thing for these kids and coaches. Like you've gone through the gauntlet of a regular season with the ups and downs, personalities, interference, people telling kids things that sort of distract from the success in some ways. But all of a sudden it goes away, you know, when you're good enough to obviously be a factor in your conference tournament. But also come NCAA time, I divide it into three schedules almost, regular season, tournament, and then NCAA tournament. And I think each one brings a different personality. And I guess the one that wins sustains it the longest or brings it from one section to the rest. So in terms of the excitement, you know, we're in New York and just walking around the streets. You know, another sellout for the Big East tournaments. And, you know, people, even though people thought the league was down, it's still very competitive. and obviously, you know, here rooting for their own team. But a lot of these people stay. It's like a feast for them. Yeah, yeah. Which fan base at the Big East tournament is the rowdiest? Wow. Well, again, when St. John's is good, obviously, which they are, you know, you've got a lot of these guys can afford the price of tickets. Right. For the hand-me-downs. You know, UConn's got to be another one when you think of it. And then Villanova probably would be the third in terms of particularly local interest, where a lot of those fan bases, the kids are from the local high schools here. Yeah. Yeah, Bill, I just reached out to Dan Hurley yesterday when his brother was let go by Arizona State. We're advocating for the Hurleys to team up as a duo again and maybe get Bobby back on the sidelines for the NCAA tournament as an assistant coach. If you see him, just put that bug in his ear. Tell them America would love to see the guys back together. I saw him this morning at their shoot around and we never broached the topic, but it's close to home, obviously, for him. But I think the referees union would be in protest of those two together. Just a very interesting combination, as you know. Some people always say to me, well, what was the father like on the sideline? and I said he won all the games so he was fine the most he'd do is put his arms over his head once a game and say to the refs you're kidding me but not quite that way and then sit down he used to win 35 games a year but you know I wouldn't say it's like father like son but I think the intent and the aggression of how important every play is and how, you know, each game, you know, Danny's still thinking about the Marquette game the other night about some of the things that they did wrong. And I'm sure he didn't bring up him and his actions, but I'm sure he's had conversations with his family and himself and the league. So it is an interesting idea, but I just don't think, unless you had boxing gloves, that it would work out. The refs wouldn't know who to tee up. Yeah, they'd be confused. They'd turn around and be like, I got double Hurleys. I guess I got to pick one. Well, they were together at Wagner, by the way. Oh, yeah. And from what I heard, that was interesting. Yeah, yes. You know? Yes. Two really strong-minded, aggressive kind of guys. Yeah. So you said you're obviously there. You're talking to some of the coaches. Has Coach Patino given you any inkling, the elder Coach Patino, any inkling of when, if the white suit's going to come back out? Because we feel like that is the most unfair advantage a team could potentially have is when Rick Pitino says, hey, it's a white suit game. You basically might as well not show up or get off the bus. Well, I didn't see him. I'm not doing his games this afternoon. You know, I'm just on tonight and I leave tomorrow for the Big Ten on the weekend. but I wouldn't put it past Rick to reach back and buy most of the tickets that are available if it gets to the end of this thing and he's got to play a couple of these heavyweights. Yeah. Hey, listen, if it works, you know, I remember doing a game in Louisville and he was perspiring and his underwear leaked into the white suit. That happens with him, yeah. Somewhat you might call a havoc. It was very unusual. but I don't think I'll do the white suit here I doubt it by the way you're more than invited to come by the Barstool offices this weekend if you have any free time we're about an hour we're about a mile from the United Center so we'd love to have you come by and you can bring anyone you want we have beer on tap for you I would love it but I think it's pretty you know we get in Friday I stay in the room to look at the games you can't really go to the arena and watch you can't put your iPad on and see a game before kind of stuff. And then Saturday week up we got a double header and Sunday get up and do the game and then get on a plane and try and figure out, well, they'll let us know either before we take off or a little later in the evening where we're going. That was the nicest way to say not a shot. I appreciate that. You let me down very easily. Just judging by the atmosphere there, I don't think it's what you'd call a fine dining spot. That's true. You're absolutely right. Let's talk about the Big Ten tournament, though. Big Ten is loaded this year. There's a lot of really, really strong teams. When you look at a season where Purdue is the seventh seed and they were one of the top teams going into this year, what team right now do you think outside of maybe Michigan, because that's obviously the answer to who's the best at the Big Ten, but what team are you most interested in playing really good ball right now that you're you're excited to watch? You know, I'm curious to watch Purdue, to be honest with you. Now you've got time off to reflect. Do you, you know, sort of look at the lineup and say each opponent, should I play a little smaller? Should I play a little bigger? You've got experienced guys. I would think this is a great couple of days off for Purdue. You know, you know how good they can be. Of course, preseason prognostications don't always follow through. I had them in the Iowa State game, and Iowa State really got after them. As you recall, it was a wipeout, basically. So I think they've had some games where they've learned lessons, I think, hope. They've learned some. You know, we're Indiana or Northwestern, like maybe falling asleep a little during the course of the game. So that intrigues me. The other one is without Kaysen, this is a little bit of a dilemma for Dusty. Yeah. By that, you don't have a guy that you could say is your backup point. I know he can shoot. He's a terrific defender. So Yaxel now, I think he'll be handling the ball more in that point forward kind of a concept now, with Cadeau or without Cadeau but McKinney is a kid we're going to see playing the NBA so that's really not much of a come down when you think of it but that team in a sense too so those two sort of intrigue me and Michigan State the bench plus Scott making shots have gotten to become a better team You know, they're not the same team as they were three months ago. I know they lost at Michigan. Yeah, Michigan. But, you know, they're a team that's going to come and play the same way. Can your team do that? And I think that's the key when you play in Michigan State. But that's not slaying anybody else. You know, Nebraska's a dilemma with the five out and the way Mass plays, who can, you know, make shots outside and also load up in the lane. So I just think it's like a heavyweight. And I think that's part of the dilemma over the years. They beat the heck out of one another. You know, come tournament time, I think physically and mentally, they're somewhat whipped. Now, the teams that have won the championships have all been pretty good since 2000. So that's another point of reference. But I just find that league is strenuous mentally and physically, maybe more so than any of the others in the country. Yeah. What's one team from the conference that you think can play their way into the tournament, solidly play their way in? Not winning the conference tournament, but win enough games, play themselves off the bubble. Which – wow, that's interesting. Are you giving Miami a bid? I am. I would do that, yeah. Yeah. I think you go undefeated in regular season for the full season. It should mean – It should mean something. I thought Indiana before you posed this question. No, I think Ohio State is one that can really help themselves. You know, they've been close. They've been like Virginia Tech when Seth was down there. He was on the bubble every year, if you remember. But I think Ohio State has an opportunity to do some damage. Yeah, Seth was a great coach. Seth Greenberg. Yeah, the Indiana, I mean, they are, they're such a disappointment. They lose to Northwestern on Wednesday night. Their season's over. The fact that we're even considering them still on the bubble kind of actually speaks to how soft the bubble is this year, where teams just are losing. Like, you have a Texas who is on the bubble. They lose to Ole Miss. All these teams that feel like they can make a move have all kind of faltered at the exact same time. So it's interesting to watch that happen. You guys, as a fan, look at it one way. And I say going into that game, the way Chris Beard guards, to me, that's an even game. Like, you know, we take for granted that you should win it because of certain reasons. And then you don't realize how demanding it is to compete. You know, he lost to Auburn, gave them a heck of a run in the Sweet 16, if I'm not mistaken, last year. But, you know, it's tough and you pay for your sins. I think you have to schedule strong in November and December and you've got to win those games or else you're going to be on the bubble within your conference come this time of year. So it pays to do well there. The one thing about Indiana I found, and again, I know everybody is, you know, threes and top twos, you know, the clinic kind of conversation. You've got to still score in the low post area. It's like, you know, do you go four times in a row, take in a three and come up empty, or maybe get a two here so it goes 10 to four, or 12 to two? So I think that was part of, you know, some of the reasons they struggled a little bit because they weren't making shots, and they could key on their best players, which there were some. but I just think you got to have a well-rounded approach where you can score with threes and, you know, by the guards turning the corner and finding people and your bigs able to finish at the rim or offensive rebound kickout threes. I mean, that's how I believe you see the best shot in the game right now. Yeah, Darren DeVries actually said, I saw a quote where he was like, you know, first year in the Big Ten, one of the things that he's learned is like the 4-5 position, you need big bodies. There's just guys that are, you know, if you look across the league, Purdue's always got a monster. Michigan with Mara. Yeah, like there's guys just massive, massive guys. You know, the freshmen in Washington, like there's guys that are just monsters and you need to have that to compete in the Big Ten, which speaks to what you're saying about beating each other up. Yeah, you've got to hire armed guards to help you underneath, you know. Yeah. But it is. The physicality is one thing. Obviously, the ability of the foreman to play out on the floor is a major issue if you do play bigger. And that's like a really important thing, you know. Yeah. And then getting back to Purdue, that's what I find interesting, too. Clough and Wren are very tough to defend against. does Matt fool around for minutes playing Wren where he's a monster in that low post with the floater and he's you know he's got a counter as well so that you know bringing them back into the conversation their physical play is impressive and Jacobson another big kid who can pick and pop so you know size is important and points inside are important not to be overlooked right what about What an interesting team in the Big Ten Nebraska. They've had a great season, still haven't won an NCAA tournament game, but everyone's expectation this year is obviously this should be the year where they find some success in March. What should the expectation be for Nebraska? If we just thought of them as a team that did not have this past that's just kind of hanging over their heads, what should the real expectation for this Cornhuskers team be? You know, digressing for a moment, I think it was Rick Cobb, Al McGuire. I'm making it up, but Al McGuire, Rick Cobb told Al, I think I should be starting. And he said, ahead of whom? He said, your son, Ali. And Al McGuire said, I think it was Rick. Could have been another player. Rick, I like you, but I love my son. And you look at this Nebraska team. when your son plays, he's got to be the best player or the worst player. And that kid exemplifies what college sports is all about. He is fantastic. And, you know, there's better players on the team. There's guys who can shoot better. But I think he just drives the spirit of the unit. I don't think his dad has to do much of that, the emotional end of things. But they can score, which is really, you know, in the tournament, it's hard to score sometimes. Kids think a little more, is this a good shot? They don't have the rhythm or the comfort zone of a home crowd. But I think, to your point, I think this team can do some damage, to be honest with you. You know, I mentioned Mass before. He's a very unusual guy to have to guard. Bukenthal I'm not saying his name right but the kids from UCLA he gives them some size and some strength they've got outside shooters, Jacobson can make shots Fragrin can make shots they're a really solid basketball team, I don't know how deep they can go but I do think there's promise of winning the game obviously I saw an interview with you the other day and they brought up the double onions call that you made is there any chance that we're going to get a double onions this march did you know who that was against no no who was that well it was sienna against ohio state and ronald moore was the kid who makes it it was at dayton he makes a shot at the buzzer to tie it so that was the onions and then you know he makes the winning three and that was the double onions double order. Fran McCaffrey was at his wedding and they called me at home from the wedding years later. Say it, say it again, you know, kind of a thing which was pretty funny. Anyhow, these conference tournaments to answer you, yes, I hope we do get them in the tournament as well. But I do think there's an evenness around the country that the first weekend there's going to be great games that maybe the first day we didn't have other years. I just think there's a lot of talented teams that are going to be hanging around and trying to steal it late. So I think this might be one of those years. What's the most impressive team you've watched or maybe impressive performance that you've called this year? I was impressed with Arizona on the road to Connecticut early on. And a lot of the better teams I've had beat the opponent easily. But from a distance, I had Duke, Florida State. Unfortunately, with these injuries now with Duke, Gumba, I believe, and I don't know factually, will be back. Foster, I don't think. It sounds like he's out. But the twin, Caden, has really shown strides where it's not, you know, the most, well, you never want to lose a kid of that talent. But defensively, it's maybe a drop off just a little bit. But I'm impressed with Duke able to take on everybody. And what the big kid, you know, Cameron, the bigger of the two, I should say, of the twins, the positions he can play that he is a nightmare to defend. Who do you put on him? The unselfish play. I like to compare him to Cooper Flagg because he never forces the game to come to him. He's a different player than Flagg, obviously, but he's just one of those. What do you need right now? Kind of a kids. And it doesn't come from John suggesting it. He just has that innate ability to read and it's time to post up. It's time to cut. It's time to make a three. It's time to screen and slip. You know, he guards and, you know, they certainly have to protect them on the defensive end because, you know, without him, they're not quite as good. Yeah, yeah. We've got a guy here, our good friend Rico Bosco. He's actually a Staten Island guy. Huge Hoops fan. When I told him you were coming on, he was like, oh, my gosh, I can't believe you got Raftery again. He's the best. So he had a couple questions for you. We have him in the booth. Rico, go ahead. Fire away. Yeah, Bill, we actually met in Houston. You gave me a couple minutes of your time, so thank you for that at the Final Four. Enrico, what high school? Zavarian. Okay. We had a lot of kids. St. Peter's. Yep. We actually won the city in 05. You called some of LeVance's games. Oh, okay. Yeah. You guys are basically your family. And then he gave you some of his time in Houston. Yeah, he's a great guy. One of my favorite things on the broadcast is when Jay or Jim, they talk about you holding court. After the games, putting away a couple of beverages, hanging out. Who are some of your favorite coaches to hang out with? Most of them are deceased, unfortunately, at this point. I had nothing to do with their demise. Maybe I contributed a little. Jay Wright was great, win or lose. let's see Louis at Dante's used to hold court win or lose a lot of guys can't handle the lost night you know but let's see who else Tom Young at Rutgers years ago well trying to think I'd love to say John Wooden but you know certainly I don't think he was much of a hang guy He just kept winning championships. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see who around the league. Is there? Is Boeheim if he won? Yeah. I was going to say. The worst loser in the world. Okay. That was my question going to be is like, is there a guy that there was absolutely 0% chance that you would ever text or call after a loss? He beat PJ, and I could be wrong, either 24 or 26 straight times. They went out to dinner every night. P.J. finally won in like the middle, just a couple of years before he made the finals. Boeheim wouldn't go out. He refused to go out. It's like, talk about a sore loser, obviously. Dave Gavitt would have been one because it was both Coach and D.D. and then Big East. only because of his grasp of the climate of college sports. You know? Because he was always – Donald D. Rowe, God bless him, was another guy. He didn't drink, but he made you drink, kind of. You know, he had lasting power and a great sense of humor. But I'm sure when I get off, I'll think of some of the other – Ed Dunahoo was the Kings coach, but he was at Niagara. he recruited Calvin Murphy. We had an agreement. Either way, he would go out some nights regrettably because he wasn't worried about a curfew. Good question, Rico. Good question, Rico. Great question. You ever go out with Coach K? Would he hit the bar? Yes. Yeah. Coach K liked his wine. But at Army, generally, they would go back in the ECAC tournament. we had a very good friendship. All my friendships were good with coaches because they usually beat me. Right. So we got along well. But Mike would be in the Dave Gavitt category where it would always be interesting, his take on the current climate. Yeah. And I have not said this to him, but I'd love him to step in the middle of this thing and, you know, maybe get some respect from Congress and sort of square it away a little bit, you know, what's going on. But for another discussion. Listen, I'd love it too, but I don't think Coach K doesn't seem like a guy who's going to come in and like make the thing about himself, you know? So he's not going to get involved. No, but he would make it about the game. Right, right. Which, you know, I think that's foremost in his thinking, you know? Yeah, I think he cares about, you know, Duke basketball. I don't think he would do things that would impact other teams' kids. Yeah, right. He's focused on what happens in that building. Do you think, as Coach K reached out, has he been active at all this year with Duke? Because I know he had the office and the building. He goes to the game. Regrettably, I have not talked to him, which I do on my calls. I usually call and say hello when I see him on air, which I did recently. But I have not talked to him. But I know he's enjoying what John's done. You know, like, you know, sticking with high school kids and being able to get the best players and, you know, just fantastic beginning of this kid's career as a coach. He's very grounded, John. He's got great insights. He really talks to a lot of coaches, particularly NBA guys. He's got a great relationship, one with Joe Mazzulla. So I think the better coaches keep growing. They keep, you know, they're, they investigate or they try and pick people's brains. I don't think he can stand still anymore. Yeah, yeah. Rico, you have another question? Yeah. I don't know if he's much of a drinker, but the other stories I love hearing my favorite coach of all time, Rick Majerus, you ever share a meal with him? Famous eater. And he was very friendly with our kids. Yes. Casa Dante in Jersey City. We were at the ABC camp. And it's now closed. It was really one of the great restaurants. And we sat down and he said to the waiter, give me all of the appetizers. That's how we started. And he would eat some of each dish. and if he really liked it, he would finish those dishes. I love that. We were in El Paso, Texas, UTEP, and the Bear was a coach, Haskins. And we said where should we go It was a late game He said well the only place open is the truck stop So we went to the truck stop and I ordered a beverage He used to like umbrella drinks. He wasn't much of a drinker. It was sort of embarrassing, this big, strong guy, you know, having an umbrella in his drink. But the waitress came over and he pulled the table next to us in and did the same thing. So he ordered the appetizers and then he ordered a few meals and I had a white egg omelet. I felt like I was a little altar boy sitting next to him. But having said that, brilliant, incredible understanding of the game. His people skills were beyond the norm. and such a quality human being. Just enjoyed eating and partaking of conversation. Very sad to lose him at such a young age. He had a lot to do with Al's success, he and Hank Raymond. They were sobering influence, and I don't mean alcohol, just the way they looked at things and could get in Al's ear. Yeah. It's honestly a joy to talk to you because I can tell you still love the game you still love basketball is there something like this time of year that gets you especially fired up uh yeah well you know being with Jim uh when he started Jim Nance years ago uh I did his first two games I think with him one in Arkansas one in Miami and I did his first studio show then we did games and then of course you know he became the prime number one and then to get back with him late in my career was sort of, you know, just a thrill in a lot of ways. So I went from him being a young guy coming from Utah where he did the stuff. He wasn't from Utah, but he did the pro team there. And then to have Ian Eagle, who I'd spent eight years with, sort of at the end of my career, who's one of the up-and-coming, well, he's there, superstars, and having been a friend of his doing net games because it was, you know, anybody who wants to announce should do pro teams that struggle. And you're trying to figure out how to get through four quarters of a 15-win season. Yeah. And Bird was magical and brought the same energy. And, you know, obviously for me, watching him, it certainly rubbed off. So so those bookends and in the middle have Vern, you know, Vern was a problem because we come back from dinner and a very festive night with everybody. And the bar at the hotel would be open and he'd look at me and he'd say, should we have one more? And of course, I would say, why not? And then we go over and then all the young people, all the young guys on the crew and gals would come. but uh so i've been very fortunate to be here i'm leaving a lot of names out but uh that's made my life really enjoyable to be in partnership with so many talented guys yeah absolutely well uh bill we'd love having you on i had one last question the roback question r-h-o-b-a-c-k.com promo code take 20 off your first purchase q-zips polos hoodies joggers shorts roback.com promo code take and it's actually uh i'm gonna give it to rico because i know rico's got he's probably got like 10 other questions. Rico, why don't you hit him with two more? Rico is just a college basketball guy through and through, and he loves you, and so we thought it'd be cool for him to be part of this. So Rico, go ahead if you've got a couple more. Just one. I'll give him one last one. You'll be in Indy, obviously. We'll be in Indy. I'd love to buy you a drink at the pump party, if that could be my honor. Bad last question. That's a deal. That's a deal? Alright, awesome. I'll have to get your number add you to the Rolodex if you're okay with that. You don't want that, Coach. We'll organize it. You don't want that. But yeah, I appreciate that, Bill. That would be a lifelong honor. First one's on me. Okay, I lost the shot. Okay, perfect. Rico has agreed to pay for one drink. Yeah, first one's on me. You're going to ask one more question? Yeah, give him a real basketball question, Rico. Come on. Alright, who's the pick to win the title? I mean, it's obviously top-heavy, but, you know, a lot of people sometimes can go outside the box. Is it just going to be chalky like it is last year, or who's the team you think is cutting them down? I know they've had a couple of bumps on the road. I'm not giving up on Houston. Oh, smart man. Their two freshmen are, Senac and Fleming's, are the real deal. The guy on the sideline is just amazing what he gets to do on the defensive end. and I think in the tournament we talked a little bit about offense you really got to be a good offensive team to score against Houston now there's other teams that are really good and talented you know Arizona, Florida I like a lot they're coming on but you know just something about this Houston team they're being overlooked nobody mentions them much but I just know they bring toughness every day they're on the floor much less during games yeah okay well Bill thank you so much we appreciate it And, you know, have a great March and we'll see you in Indy. I look forward to it, guys. Thanks for having me. Part of my take is brought to you by our great friends at McDonald's and the new Big Arch. It's here. It's the most McDonald's McDonald's burger yet. 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For more information, go to forthepeople.com slash PMT or dial pound law pound five to nine from your phone. That's for the people dot com slash PMT or dial pound law pound five to nine. This is a paid advertisement. Okay, fire fest of the week. Henry, get us going. I my fire fest of the week is that I got a flat tire while driving to work in your sick car in my sick car. I wanted to really trade it in. Yeah, I've had I've had I feel like I might be getting banged by the dealership just because I brought it in, got everything fixed. Felt like I got banged a little bit there, but it was just like, oh, you need to get this fixed, and we recommend you do this, this, and this. And I was like, fuck it, just do it all. Then I won't have to come back anymore. I've since had to go back three times. This one, I think there was just a puncture in my tire. Why'd you drive over a nail? I think they said it was a pothole, potentially. You should have driven over a nail. You got to be on the lookout for those. By the way, this just popped in my head. There should be a service, just guy for hire, that he's not a mechanic, so he doesn't have a mechanic shop, but he knows everything about cars, he takes your car into the mechanic shop. And just... Make sure you don't get banged. Yeah. He knows everything. He comes, picks it up. As a man, no, that's tough. That's tough. I would do it. A lot of times guys are too embarrassed to admit that sometimes we need husbands too. Yeah. That's an awesome idea. I think this is a great idea. I would spend a lot of money for that service. A hundred bucks. Pick you up. Pick up your car. take it to the auto shop and be like, hey man, whatever happens I trust you, you're going to get me the best deal I'm willing more than a hundred, because him just picking it up and getting it there is also a service within it's own. Yeah. Well, what about talking on the phone? I feel like if the mechanic calls you, you can at least look it up online No, you need face to face I've gotten banged by a few mechanics in my day, trust me The last year and a half But mechanics can smell guys who know cars So they know, they'll immediately just be right in line like oh this guy knows cars i'm not fucking with this i think my my current mechanic and i have a good understanding the first question he asked me was like you carry when i brought my car in yeah it's like you care and i go absolutely i do and so he respects me as a gun owner yeah um but yeah no you have to you have to just like kind of go along with what they say with confidence yeah so we need to get this service okay and we could call it husbands for guys yeah like it's actually not just for craigslist yeah go craigslist and say i'm looking for a husband looking for yeah it could be for a lot of stuff like a guy coming over to like look at your roof yeah clean your gutter yeah help with a tree in the backyard i saw a kid on the street doing the uh like those those videos i think we've talked about on the show where they they clear the gutters like they're all blocked by leaves and they the guy like goes and finds them and clears them out i saw someone just doing that the other day yeah respect like there's a lot of talk these days about you know like the masculinity crisis in america i don't think we have a masculinity crisis i think we have uh being open about our masculinity crisis like it's okay to say hey guys i'm kind of a bitch when it comes to this not all of us can hammer in a nail like dave right so you could you could get on the phone be like hey can you come over i need you to take my car into the shop can you cook this steak for me yeah bang my wife like all this stuff like stuff that guys should not be afraid to ask the masculinity crisis is really that we are scared to be called bitches when really we should just be open about it and be like, hey, I need a husband for this. Yeah. So he's going to take my car in. He's going to get it fixed. He's going to bring it back. And I'm going to keep my pride as a human being and as a man intact. But also, you shouldn't have driven over that nail. Yeah, that was your fault. Well, it was two things. It was kind of thrilling because I got in the car and it's like my low tire pressure thing went off. And I'm like, surely that's just an error because I just got it fixed two months ago. And then I started driving. I'm like, this doesn't feel good. And I got out. My tire was basically completely flat. And so the drive. It's not a sick car. On a flat tire to the dealership is like, this is kind of exciting, but a little bit scary. And then the second thing is like, despite everyone besides, you know, everyone is like, there's no need for you to get a new car. But it's like, I kind of want to get a sick car. You've been sick car cut. Yeah. By both of us. Hank's up now. He's next. We both got sicker cars than you. Our cars are way sicker than yours. and now you're a little bitch with a flat tire. I'm good now. No, it's a good family car. Yeah, maybe you could fit one baby and a dog. Well, yeah, I don't have baby or dog. Right. I know, but that's what I'm saying. You're going to soccer practice, that sort of thing. It's a very functional car. It's good for a righty set of golf clubs and a lefty set of golf clubs. Fit both your kids in there. Do you think the day when you're on your deathbed, many, many years from now, and I want you to live a long, long life, do you think your golf clubs will show up to comfort you? Yeah. Are you going to leave stuff to your golf clubs? Yeah. Do you think your golf clubs will hold your hand as you go into the great unknown? Probably. Okay, good. I'll hopefully take them with you. He's got his pitching wedge in his hand as he's slowly slipping into death. Yeah, bring your sand wedge for when they lower you down into the ground. I think that there's definitely been some doctors that have gone into a room, somebody's passing away, And the guy's like, can you bring me my driver? Just go out and hold me. Let me get one more practice swing. Yeah. I think I fixed something here. I figured something out. I got my grip. I got my grip dialed in. Let me just make sure I go to heaven with my grip ready to go. All right. So sick car no longer and flat tire should have driven over a nail and you're a bitch for getting banged at the auto mechanic shop. Yeah. Okay. That's good. Fire fest. Possibly future sick car. Possibly future sick car. I need to. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What are we thinking there, Hank? What are you about to say? I need to get in an accident that totals his car. So that I have no choice but to get a new car. I wasn't going to say that. I didn't say that. I was thinking it. Hank gets in an accident. He's like, are my golf clubs okay? He just runs out. He's like, oh, no, they're bent. Hank, I think you should just loan your car to Menzi for a little bit. Mm-hmm. Like, Jesus, take the wheel. Let him go to Brandon. We could sell it to Zach for $3. Ooh. Is Zach in the market for a car? Zach's not a driver. We've learned that. He's been in seven accidents. Everybody who crashes gets back behind the wheel. True. No, that's not true. That's true. No, there are fatal crashes all the time. What do you mean? Those are really unfortunate. People who die. What about the guy from- That's worst case. Hope everybody's okay. No, everyone's not okay. Someone died. When people are okay, you got to get back behind the wheel. Who's the F1 guy that got his face burned off? I don't know. Did you read a movie about it? I don't know. Not sure. Ford Vershawee. You're talking about F1? No. Brad Pitt? No, it was Chris Hemsworth. Schumacher? Maybe. No, Schumacher got in a ski accident, and he basically did the most dangerous sport his entire life, retired, and then got a ski accident, and hasn't been seen since. It's actually a really sad story. Movie's Rush. Rush. Rush. Rush. um okay good fire fest i only care about connor daly when it comes to race car drivers he's racing by the way he's back he's racing at the indy 500 nice going hard on connor you got this connor you got it in like two months yeah but they just announced it like yesterday nikki lauda got it got his face burned off and then got back in the got back behind the wheel remember our f1 face that was funny yeah i never never was able to i was into it i tried i was the first good well no the the the first two seasons of uh drive to survive are really good then i was like i'm gonna try to watch a race and that's when yeah it kind of fell off a cliff same i was like oh it's perfect it's like early in the morning i can watch it before the day gets started and i turn it on i I was like, nah. I still generally like following from a distance. I like to know. No, actually, no. I don't even know. Like a few weeks can go by, but I'm like, oh, who's in the lead? But yeah, the new Drive to Survive came out. I don't really have much of an interest in watching. I would say it's now F1 is. I watched them. I cried. I cried. I watched the. Do you know you cry on planes because of the altitude? Is that what they told you? I did not know that. I was like, I watched the F1 movie on a plane. I wasn't even that into it. And then at the end, I was like tearing up. Yes, the altitude. And I was like, I wasn't even, I didn't even like the movie that much. But like the end got me. And they're like, oh, it's because you're on a plane. That's a thing. Yes. I actually shouldn't be judging because I got a little teary eyed today seeing a mashup video of dudes surprising dudes after not seeing each other for like 20 years. It was like my dad's 70th birthday. He hasn't seen his best friend in like 10 years, and he just shows up, and I got a little teary-eyed. Yeah. No, I do think there's something to what Hank's saying, though. There is. I watched The Smashing Machine on a plane, and I started to cry. I was like, this movie's not even sad. Yeah. The F1 movie, I was just like, it was on, and I was like, it was fine. But then the very end, I was like, whatever. Spoiler. He wins a race or whatever, and I started tearing up. I was like, why am I crying? But F1 is in the camp now where I'm never going to seek it out. If someone tells me, I'll be like, oh, that's interesting. Yeah. Push, push. Yeah. Push, push, push. Okay. PFT. Yeah. For me, I feel like that movie is no different than Ford versus Ferrari. Same movie. Ford versus Ferrari. Way better movie. Way better. Same movie. Way better. F1 is a fun movie. It's a good plane movie. Yeah. It's very fun. But I had no emotional connection yet still teared up. So good ending. Top Gun 2 is the best plane movie. My Firefest of the week Actually pretty good week Not a lot to complain about Except what? It's a block Whatever That's technicality What? I'm talking about movies To watch on a plane Yeah He's saying He likes to watch Plane movies on planes Yeah I feel like you're That's like a blockbuster Best environment F1 is also A huge blockbuster I think I might just Cry on planes Because I love aviation And it's beautiful Yeah Like this is great Having a wonderful time But yeah I had a pretty good week A good clean week overall. The one thing, just a quick one. We got some medicine delivered to the office this week. You guys got some medicine. I haven't got mine yet either. Have you gotten a confirmation yet? It'll arrive. It'll arrive. Mine got to the office on Tuesday, and it involves injecting myself. And so I opened up this big box filled with these hypodermic needles. I felt like a junkie when I was taking it. I was like, we got to store these needles in the office. And then I've never been a needle guy. When I go to the doctor, if I'm getting a shot, I'm always like a look away guy. Same. I can't watch that. I'm okay. I can deal with the shots. I just don't like to watch them go in. So now I have to inject myself and I'm not good at it is my fire fest. I'm not good at shooting up. So I got to do it in two places. One is the back of my leg, which I'm good at. I can inject it into my calf to try to get that healed. The second one is my ass And I always thought that people My ass I always thought that I would be Like the whole point of injecting stuff Into your ass is that it's easy to inject it into your ass I can't shoot into my own ass A lot of guys struggle with that First time I tried it You need someone else to shoot it into your ass I need somebody to Zach Zach will do it Can you shoot it into PFE's ass Cheek, I got you. Okay. Perfect. Max and I talked about- Well, no, he needs it in the ass. No, he needs it in the ass. I thought it was on cheek. Yeah, yeah. The cheek of my ass. In my ass. Cheek. Yeah, we'll shoot it straight in your ass. Cheek, yeah. Cheek. Exactly. So Max and I were talking about we should just- Because we're all going to have this- It's probably good for the dudes. Higher dudes. We might have to shoot in your ass. Yeah. We might have to just do a circle of us injecting stuff into each other's asses. Yeah. Because first time I did it- I will be letting you guys guinea pig this, by the way. I'm not. I don't. Well, first. None of this sounds appealing. First time I did it was. Or necessary. It was technically when Billy did it to my arm. Speak for yourself. And it worked. But my leg does feel better since I've been shooting up my calf. But. It's been like two days. My ass. It's like. Pacebo. I think he actually said it 10 seconds after he put it in. He's like, wow, I feel good. Yeah. No, my calf feels great. My calf feels really good. But my ass, it's like the first time I did it, I didn't get low enough because I'm shooting from above. so I think I like you basically did it in your lower back and I don't know how you did that I hit the muscle the first time which meant that I didn't get the needle in all the way and then I injected it and then I had like a bump so I'm just and then I injected it in my stomach yesterday instead and then I had a little bump filled with a lick so I'm just I'm just taking bumps all day like a bump every day but the calf feels wonderful do it like Christopher put it in your toe in between my toes they'll never tell behind my eyeballs Cosette they crawled under there for warmth yeah i don't want to i don't want to sit on blake and kill him like christopher did to cosette but um yeah so just like injecting myself with peptides is not no i'm not a drug guy no um okay i have two real quick what first is i went to a uh i went to my son's friend's birthday party seven-year-old birthday party and it was at sluggers which people who maybe don't know uh wrigleyville sluggers is a famous bar where they have batting cages upstairs and i've spent a lot of time at sluggers in my 20s uh blackout drunk so being there for a seven-year-old birthday party was quite an experience and shock to the system stone cold sober what's it like when you're sober there uh weird it was like 11 a.m on a saturday and it it was literally my son's friend's birthday party and then right next to it was a bachelor party so it was open to the public yeah shout out those guys though the bachelor's name was Paul and they all had Chris Paul jerseys different teams that's a great great awesome we gotta think of something with Max yeah yeah we gotta think of something we think Max beads I got nothing beads but yeah it was just I don't know if you guys have had this experience for stepping suits yeah like racing suits going somewhere that you have like done debaucherous stupid shit but as like a sober adult in charge of a young little kid is very bizarre feeling like a little bit embarrassed sluggers is bizarre it was crazy there's like four video games at work we found one video game that just spit out all you do is press a button and spit out tickets that's all we did we just we just sat there and just and got tickets in terms of a seven-year-old birthday party it's like that i feel like the floor has way too much beer that's been spilled on it oh yeah for a seven-year-old's birthday i mean people were drinking at 11 a.m at the party like it was like again it was a it was the bar was open so it was quite an experience and then the other one was um on monday max and i went so i can't talk too much about it because uh i'm in a movie i got a part in a movie that's coming out hopefully sometime in the next year but what i can talk about is max and i learned something on monday that changed our lives forever. Are you guys familiar with French hours? Do you know what French hours are? I'm interested. It sounds like something I might be interested in. You guys are interested. So Max and I showed up. The call time was 6 a.m. And they're like, hey, we're doing French hours. And Max and I were like, what is that? And they explained it to us. And then Max and I both did a fist pump and high five. So that might give you an inkling to what French hours might be. You just eat the whole time? The whole time. There's French hours means no lunch break, but rolling food all day. Every two hours, brand new spread. When we say rolling food, it was 6 a.m. omelets, 8.30 sandwiches, 10 o'clock chicken tenders and Indian food, 1 o'clock pasta, 3 o'clock tacos. This doesn't make a lot of, like in France, you go to lunch for, you take off work for three hours. And then a lot of times you just don't go back to work. So that's the whole, I think they do this to keep the French at work, to keep them happy. So it's like, okay, we're not doing, we're not doing lunch breaks and we're going to end two hours early. Yeah. That stinks. We're not doing lunch break, but you just get an insane amount of food all day. And Max and I look like the biggest losers because it's like a actual movie set and everyone there is working and they've worked in this industry and we're just walking around like i was there was a point where i was just walking around with chicken tenders in my hands just going french hours gotta love them and everyone's like dude what what are you talking about french hours though we also realize that we do french hours every sunday in this office yeah french hours is how we live life that's it's like french super bowl you just can never take a break you just have to keep keep eating like in between yeah every halftime you get up you have another snack And we took it as a challenge. We ate every single course that came out. Every single week. I at least had tried every course. Tacos. We didn't try the tacos. French hours are the way of life. You got to get on French hours. All right, Zach, finish this off. My Fire Fest this week is, so we live here in Chicago. There's a big body of water. We've got a lake and we've got a river. I made it to the river for the first time this week. I took a route from the apartment on foot. My Fire Fest just said, I may have wasted an entire year inside. because you guys were right. The river's sick. The river is awesome. Zach lives a 20-minute walk from the river. I thought you guys were kind of just hyping it up. It may be a little bit overrated. Completely well-rated. I may have wasted several months inside of my apartment. So you like the river. What about the lake? Haven't seen the lake yet, but I'm getting to that next. Zach, let me tell you. If you like the river, you're going to love the lake. The lake is pretty sick, dude. Yeah. So I come to you guys with open arms and an apology. were right i told you i'm pretty cool no yeah this is me i would tell him this at once a week i would be like zach you live so close to the river just get outside 20 minute walk to the river you'll you'll feel good this every week every week i would say this is me acknowledging that you guys were right okay but also you are equipped better than anyone i've ever seen for chicago winters because you do not leave your apartment that was a that was a skill i didn't know i had but yes Yeah, you have that. It's a survival skill. You're a survivalist. And we did go. I did go. Just recently installed third monitor. So if we need to stay inside again, I'm ready. Oh, okay. So you're not going to go see the lake. I will see the lake in due time. You got to see the lake. You guys are right. You're a Florida guy, right? That's true. In Florida, would you go outside? No. Yeah, I would be outside. It's a different outside, though. Don't lie, Zach. He would go outside. Zach, let me rephrase this. It's a different outside. You were here this summer. He's not an outside guy. He would go to Target. In Florida, how many hours a day would you spend outside? A day? Like per week. You was about to say three per week. A day, so we're going to go less than an hour a day. Do we count driving with the windows down? No. Three hours. Kind of. A week? I could be talking about it. No, a day. Three hours a day? I'd be outside. We got like at the house, it's like indoor, outdoor living. You pop the sliding glass door, so then you're like kind of outside, kind of in, hit a lap. pool. That sounds pretty nice. Yeah, pool. So the pool, like, accessible pool. How often would you be hitting laps? I like the pool a lot. The pool's nice. The pool in my apartment is just not as accessible because it's like you gotta be hot. I think it has to be hot. No, attractiveness. You gotta be... Only adults who are tens are at that pool. Is it indoor-outdoor? No, it's just outdoor-outdoor. Outdoor-outdoor. You're hot enough to go to the pool. You should see this pool, Big Cat. You should see you. You should see you at the pool. No, you should see you at the pool. What if you're a hot body? Pod's out for the summer? Yeah. I should go to a little pool day. We'll do a pool day at Zach's place. I think we got to do baby steps here. We got to say pool day. And then I put the over under at one and a half times that you go to the lake this summer. I'm making it once for sure. If the lake's anything like the river. Zach, maybe we add to the husband app. It's like you can hire just a really fat dude to stand next to you at the pool. That's not a bad move. And it's like, oh, that guy's not so bad. It would be such a good app. Yeah. That would be a great add to it. Are you a swim shirt guy? No, no. You can't. No. No shirts belong everywhere but in the water. The swim shirts, if you wear a swim shirt as an adult, you look like a child. I think the shirt's worse than no shirt. Unless you're suctioned. It turns into a sausage casing. You see every crevice. But the swim shirts are built to deal with the water, not actual shirts. I think they have built-in SPF as well, which is sunscreen. If you're a fisherman, that also plays. That's fine, but I'm saying- No, but I feel like if you're a fisherman, then you can be swim shirt guy because it just is all-encompassing. Right. But not from the shore, from boat. Yeah. Yeah, but you can jump in the water from the boat if you're a fisherman guy wearing the swim shirt. Right. Yes. My kids wear swim shirts because it's like, all right, we're going to be out in the sun for five hours. We don't want the sun to absolutely crush them. So if you're an adult doing that, you look like a child. They shouldn't sell adult swim shirts. No, I agree. There's always the one ginger guy that was like, I need this. That might be special. They're very fast. That is true. I need it. That is true. Yeah, I'm the ginger guy. Yeah, but that's also something that, like, listen, Darwinism, like, should exist for a reason. Survival of the fittest. Like, if you can't handle the sun, sorry, buddy. Well, then you can stay inside. Yeah, right. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You shouldn't be able to use technology to fight Darwinism. In, like, a big picture sense, what Zach's doing, Zach is the smartest one by far out of all of us. If you had gone back in time, like, a thousand years and said, hey, you can live in this apartment and you have air conditioning and a toilet and people deliver food to your door, they would never leave. They'll be like, yeah, you'd be crazy to go back. My entire life is spent trying to find shelter and avoid everything that's outside. So yeah, if we're going to talk Darwinism, Zach might be the smartest guy that we got. Some days are meant to be inside. All days. That's true. That's true. Also, I feel like we're pretty much done with winter. You keep doing this and it's bothering me. Hank ran this playbook two years ago. It bothered me then. I did feel like. But then it snowed yesterday. I did feel like I was right about this year. Well, yeah, the tornadoes, too. And it snowed. And it snowed. And like an insane hail storm. The hail is bad. We already dealt with this with Hank. Please don't do this. The hail is bad. It's going to be fine this weekend, right? Yeah, Monday's last day. No, it's going to be cold. It's going to snow again. Not where me and Hank are. Well, no, you're going to be back on Monday. It's going to snow. We'll be back on Sunday. Yeah, you guys will be back. You guys are golfing all weekend? No, we're going to watch golf on Saturday after we golf. damn, college basketball means nothing. I thought both of you were going to be big college basketball guys. Well, when did I say that? Yeah, actually, you didn't. PFT said it. Well, no, I said what my schedule is. My schedule every year remains the same, and I'm pretty sure that they're going to have the games on at the golf tournament. Monday is a high of 23. I don't know if they'll have the games on at the golf tournament. So are you going to watch golf or the games? Both. While you're standing out there? I'm not going to have to watch golf on TV. because I'm going to be at the golf, and then at the golf there's going to be TV. Got it. Do you have like a suite? I think so. Okay. Okay. What about Friday? Hanging out with Bortles. Whatever happens with that. This sounds like a sick week. It does, but it's also Thursday, Friday, Saturday, conference championship week. My favorite weekend of the year. Me and Hank, one of the same. Just got to go where a boss man says. It's the same thing, yeah. Did you know that it was conference championship weekend when you made this trip? Yeah, I initially tried to get it for a different weekend, but then the only weekend that we could do it was going to be when the actual tournament down there was. Got it. Based on a lot of different travels. It was not my first choice of weekends, but going to the tournament, hanging with Blake, it's going to be a fun weekend. All right, numbers. 23. 56. 9. 44. 69. 48. 77. 11. 81. 81. What's your guess, Shane? One more. One more. Niner. 48. 67. Oh, 67. 67. Hank. That was excellent, Hank. Love you guys. Also, happy birthday to TJ Tampa. Did you miss a big birthday? And JLX Hunt. Did you miss a big birthday Wednesday? There's a good chance that I did. Who are you thinking? Paul Bissonnett? I did miss Businessburg. Brutal, dude. You say DJ Tampa? TJ Tampa. This is one of our favorite guys in the world. I know, but who is TJ Tampa? You got to lock in on our guys. Is that a strip club announcer? I absolutely don't know who TJ Tampa is. TJ Tampa? He's an NFL football player, dummy. You got to lock in on our guys, though, first and foremost. TJ Tampa? Now that you're a birthday guy, PFT, when you don't wish a birthday to our guys, they're like, what the fuck? It kind of sucks. Oh, he is a football player. That is the... Yeah, I know. Did you think he was lying? Yeah. No, okay. I wish Whitney... I got Whitney on his birthday. I wish him a happy birthday. Yeah. I screwed up. But Biz's birthday was a show day. Biz, I'm so sorry that I missed your birthday. Whatever I can do to make it up to you, I feel like shit. You're the best, Biz. Love you, Biz. Forgive me. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.