Cruising For NYC Glory

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Dude, why do I love George Michael so much? Because he's super handsome and it turns out he was just in the cock the whole time, so he was out of your way. Yeah. You can acknowledge how handsome he was now. Mmm, so good. You're like poor ladies, you never got a slice of that. He's got that five o'clock shadow that shaves in the morning, but it comes back by fucking 9 a.m. I've always liked men. Yeah, I know. This guy couldn't have, uh, I don't know. The magic, the magic in the house. Magic doing his work. Magic doing his work. Did we acknowledge Bobby Schradon Erid? Oh yeah, I have my uh, Bear Bear. T-shirt Kevin, thank you very much. Big fan of the show, listen to the show. I'm listening to my master P-Rapper. You gave me my Bear Bear shirt and it's uh, all kinds of versions of J over the year. It's a J for every season. It's a J at every weight size. Every weight size. My sexy pictures on there were just the funniest ever. Oh, it's the best. My sexy, I love that that was taken for Wayne. Oh wait, that picture's there? Oh my god. Yeah, the sexy picture for Wayne. My favorite is when you're holding up the iPhone 1 in a mirror of a shitty hotel on a crappy gig. You're middling for a towel. That's 2000, no that's right after Mayhem Fest tour. Oh that's when you became Glove Man. Yeah, right after Mayhem Fest. Yeah, gloves were fresh. That might be the original glove. Can I be honest with you? Because I noticed the arm band I'm wearing is uh, Rat Dog. Brand, and I got that on the tour too. That's a cool fucking logo. Yeah, see if they make any more Rat Dog fucking arm bands. Those things were the coolest. You gonna get back in arm bands? Oh, well, if I do sleeveless or even t-shirt sometimes, I'll go arm band, but I don't know. I like covering myself. You're a peacocker, dude. If I could ever cover my flesh with anything that you don't have to see it and have it with something else, that'd be great. You also like that when you walk down the street, you're like, that's him, right there. Yeah, well, oh no, Rat Dog's a band. George Michael, can we say he had the best hair? He had the best hair in the business. George Michael? The best hair. Well, I never liked that kind of hair. What? No, I didn't like a lot of short feathered back. Oh my god, that's not my thing. He highlighted the tips, man. What are you, nuts? Oh, look at, he highlighted the tips. Are you a wig? If you get me a George Michael, I'll wear it on air one day. 100%. Will you wear it at an event? What event? Tell me what event. I don't know, Skankfest, BU, anywhere. Yeah, I'll wear it at Skankfest. I'll wear it on the bonfire at Skankfest next year. 100%. If George Michael wasn't gay, he would have died many, many years earlier from drowning in snatch. He would have been like, I mean... I had no idea he was gay and I was jealous of him in the I Want Your Sex video because all the models were hitting all over him. Oh. And thinking, man, he was crushing all that pussy. Yeah. I think you were jealous that all those girls were touching your man. God. That sauce, how rude. I remember Cindy Crawford, he's so hot in that. It makes you want to talk like that. Soot and soot and sausage is so silly sauce. How did we know, how did we know he was gay? How did that just slip by us? Well, how did we not know you mean? Yeah, how did we not know he's gay? I know. I like that it took us finding out he was chugging cock. And by the way, if they found out a guy was sucking his dick in a bathroom, you'd still be like, that's not gay, that's George Michael. Everybody wants to suck his cock. He didn't always get on the side of that wall. Yeah, we should have. He was in a band called Wham, which I think is a gay term. It's like one of those, hey, you want to wham? Well, I mean, Queen. Queen was pretty on the nose. Queen was 100% on the nose. That's a great old David Spade joke about that. He was like wham, no idea. He was like, Queen. I was like, cool name. Because they tried to tell us. That's what he goes, he goes, but if you look back and listen to the lyrics, you can hear was all there. He goes, jitterbug. You do the jitterbug. You put your ball back into my mouth. Yeah, yeah, jitterbug. One of my favorites. George Michael, all this stuff is about guys too. You can tell he says boy a lot. Oh yeah, I'll be your father figure. I'll disown you for being gay just like him. Call me a sissy. Sassy silly ass. What, now the guy, do we ever see the guy that he did get taken down from? Was it just a regular fucking old Queen? Just a hole in a bathroom wall, man. You know what I mean? Like that must suck to get taken out by a guy that looks like DJ Lou. Oh, that would suck. No offense. I'm just hanging. If you're George Michael, you know, just a guy in a Scali cab and a flannel. Hey Lou, if I could pick a guy to suck my dick, I'd consider you dude. Don't let Bobby bring you down. Right. Don't let him hurt you. I could get George Michael in a bathroom. God damn right you couldn't. You could trust me, you know why? Because I'm the science. But I'm not saying, I would 100% be honored to have you suck my dick in a bathroom if it was you. If that's how Don found out, I wouldn't be fine with you. I'm saying George Michael would not be good. Yeah, yeah. He's right. I'd be honored if you'd suck my penis, Lou. Look at me, look at me in the eyes. No. I'd be, look at me in the eyes. Come on now. If you suck his penis, I would be honored if I could just put my penis like boobs in your ass crack and just push it up and down your ass crack. It would be me and Bobby's honor to Eiffel Tower you, but with just you sucking my penis and Bobby hotdogging your butt, what is weird? But it won't go in your butt because you're not gay. I'm hotdogging it dude. I'm not. You're not gay, you're the magic. I swear to God I won't come on the back. I will shoot it off to the side like Mardi Gras float. I will throw it like beads. Yeah, and I won't come in your mouth. It's going to be really difficult to not come on the top of that shiny head dude. You know I want to fucking paint that fucking canvas. I'm taking my, I'm taking mine back too. I'm not going to be able to handle that juicy butt. No dude. No, there's no way dude. You're going to have to fucking, you're going to have to lay a puddle on the back. Is that the guy he got caught for Christine? Well it says it. Marcelo Hernandez? He said that he got caught by an undercover cop, but then when I clicked on it, it took me to The guy finished out. A guy that says actor. That's the South Park. He goes, wow, daddy, that was a lot of come. Freeze. 10 million dollar claim by officer who arrested him. Why? Because he did finish. He did finish in his mouth. He goes, you're under arrest. He goes, oh, that's right, mate. Keep talking. You're under a real arrest. I'm an undercover officer. He goes, oh, it's doing it. It's doing it. Stop coming. You're under arrest. Oh, oh, I am. And they put the coughs on now you have. We're both dead. Get my semen off your uniform, you crazy bloke. Marcello Rodriguez of Los Angeles police was the plainclothes officer who arrested him for lewd behavior in a public toilet. Will Rogers Memorial Park of all places. Beverly Hills. Can I ask a question? Is that a is that a promotion or a demotion when you have to be the guy in the bathroom trying to suck other guys' dicks? That'd be great, dude. I guess it depends. It's so fucking funny. Just be watching shows on your iPhone while you're waiting for cocks to come through. Busted. He goes, hey, who's over there? He goes, I'm watching a couple episodes of Sopranos while I'm waiting for a daddy to come put his dick in the hole. I'm about to get in the hole. Go ahead, Bear Bear. Go ahead. Freeze. That's crazy. Do you think he grabbed it? Do you think he grabbed his cock through the hole and held him until he put the cups on? Oh, yeah. He goes, why don't you hold me dick and we'll talk about how much I'll pay you? He goes, fuck. They have dick. Why don't we just talk about it now? He goes, no, I'd rather you hold me dick while we talk about it. Fuck, things I do for this job. Hey, you have parking lot duty. Dick sucking duty. I bet so few cops want to go undercover in gay situations that me and Bobby can get that job tomorrow. We'll be your gay undercovers. This guy was the real life Al Pacino. It said me and Bobby into the fucker wherever you think they're selling meth in the gay parties. We'll go, we'll ask around. He's the real life Al Pacino in cruising. Dude, how about me and Bobby just meet up in the bathroom once in a while with our shirts off covered in glitter wearing angel wings. We go, you hear anything? He goes, yeah, I heard a couple people talking about it over there. I don't have a hard time making inroads with anybody who's heavy too man. You think they know we're cops We got a smile more bro. We got a smile. Do you think they were fucking you sees dude stop looking sexy and look koi I'm not they're putting on too much of a show them peacock, and I can't help myself. I get this glitter on me I don't know I want to perform take them get the pink gloves out the big guns My name is Rhonda Thunderfuck You're finally having fun at a club I Just mean me and Jay just want to suck at each other off dude, we just come right? Dude Bobby starts trying Bobby has to try the drugs. They don't they know he's not a they don't think he's a narc Yeah, I got a try this Molly for the first time and we're out there licking each other's armpits No, he's The rag like Pacino did he's gonna make he goes you're gonna try my cum before I do this I got a sip come out of his hand I Don't sell it anybody who doesn't try my cum first How much of it just like a drop But like right from the spigot I Just have a little spiggle. I put a little blue stuff on it if this turns pink You want to snort a prep of me before you suck my dick yeah, I guess so Yeah, I guess Let's be gay. Let's be gay cop finders What are they calling a movie the name for that undercover gays hang on Michael had suggested During one of the interviews that Michael suggested the policeman waved his generals around during the course of the arrest I believe it. I believe he was trying to get an arrest hang on. We're out I feel like hey you wave that around we'd be like could I flick it? Yeah? Yeah? Oh Wave it he goes. Yeah reach in pull it out. He goes. I can just probably lower my zipper and underwear and it'll kind of like poke out We were able to wave it yeah I could like move my body back and forth and like you know like it'll bounce around a little bit Okay, all right now put yours through the hole be like it's in the hole. Yeah, what I am dude I fucking dick hairs through the whole bush and so hard this stalls made out of T111 I really can't yeah, dude. Sorry. This is airport grade. This is the airport bathroom break great. Uh, this is lounge grade dude This is thick oak No one comfortable must putting your dick through a whole be yeah, that takes a lot of our glory hold up to be like quarter inch sand in plywood I Would never do that. I'm afraid like when what if somebody's a crazy person they chop your wiener off Oh, don't be afraid of that. What if they're not a crazy person? They just start sucking your dick in a bathroom That's also weird. Yeah, what if you ever? It was like I wouldn't do that. What if the person outside has a knife and cut your dick off? Well, what if they suck your dick in that bathroom you're in that's also shitty I'm saying if I wanted to I would still that that fear of having my hey You gotta trust in the universe. I have no trust in the universe Put your dick in any hole you find You have to fucking you have to let go let God That's right. I don't know if you know Vinnie Guagagnino has a tattoo on his chest Let go let God you should put a glory hole in your bathroom and then do it to yourself What is that now? I'll say something if I was going to put my dick through a hole now That's the kind of hole we're talking about I need some for my dick and balls because I don't like the idea Of just my dick hitting the side of hole too much. You know why this is good too the hole's big enough that would push our little bush fat back Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it does push it back a little bit if it's high enough Now is this the guy is this George Michael? Is that but George Michael's dick on the other side of that wall right there? It's a recreation This is a recreation of the things that the police officer So these bathrooms first of all, isn't this he didn't even take his phone out of the shot That's how gay he is. He's just doing this. This is just they just filmed him doing whatever he does in a bathroom Isn't this isn't this entrapment if you just have a hole in the bathroom that's like setting him up, right? Yeah, there's a hole in the bathroom That's that's entrapment If we put this out anybody sees it, I do hope that the amount of money I hope the amount of money this guy's making for this scene lets him get that tattoo finished I never conceived of this. He doesn't he's doing he's doing this for I love it that the this is a set Can you see the walls move? By the way, this kid takes in the ass great Describe what we're seeing for the oh, I don't want to you do it. Okay. You do it tell him the science Science a twink guy that's got a tattoo on his chest that says focus on me and an unfinished dragon going up his body He is as we speak jerking himself off while bent over He's got one guy coming through a hole in a bathroom that was in his butt. I think he's done Now he's switching. He's gonna put the other guy's dick in his butt. Wow. He really just gets it right in there easy And that's gonna fall apart Well, you think he has to even it out so he has to jump back over and suck the other guy's dick through the other side of the hole Which is coming And It's coming right about Underneath What a awful shot Really, I would say that's the best shot if I was gay. Well, um, that's the called the money shot right there Can you get to the where everybody blasts come on each other jakem? Hang on a second. We're gonna get to where jakem. Don't worry Oh, jakem. I'm not gonna skip the blast. This is this is the part that I don't like because guys don't This is what guys don't like to come. They just take it on the cheek like it's gross He likes he loves it. Look at him. Nobody wants to come in their eye bobby Nobody Then you don't like then you don't like come there's some pornography where girls literally hold their eyeballs open So you can come in them, which is a weird thing. Yeah, they probably love it This is where gay porn cuts it off for me because they just freeze Well, also, can you get the guy closer to coming by helping him before you make him Just have a full jackoff session in front of your face and they didn't come in before the come shot boo We just come back and do the show tomorrow. That's fucking I don't like that feeling at all. Dude. That's I gotta finish myself off now Great now. I gotta hit the bathroom and finish myself off jakem vamp Use your knife to cut a hole in the wall. Uh, huh. Oh, I should dude I should paste the holes with this knife. Have you ever seen I've never seen a glory hole like in like life What is it over there glory holes in the weather? The cock was did the old cock on um second and second now it moved up to where lit lounge was on fifth and second Did they redo do they have updated glory holes? Probably I haven't been in there since AI the cock AI glory holes now with AI probably I know things AI has no no improvement in 3d printers better gay bar. He goes. Yeah. Well AI. Yeah, so yeah Yeah, they have 3d printers now that you just make glory holes like that like that now They don't have to saw it out sand down. No fucking repaint the wall 3d print the wall So you could like get a splinter in your penis if it's done. Yeah, if you do it wrong Yeah, you want a carpenter to know what he's doing. Yeah, you don't want to see splinters. No The cock only follows one person. Who is it me? Oh, it's the cock barn They follow go check the cock. Oh the go check it the cock. Is this a uh gay bar somewhere Yeah, you should be right across street from where me and christine lived for a while Oh, really? No, it's there now. It used to be down the street on second street. No, I'm saying it used to be where we live It's still there. We don't live there. There has to be a website where it says where there's glory holes in the city I bet there's like a map with little hole Icons. Yes, you just forward that to bobby No, I don't even do a walking tour. I can just forward it to christine if you want Like a ghost tour let's take a walking tour of cut we should do that that talk about a bonfire event Everybody meet up here at serious one day and we'll take 20 fans on a walking tour of glory holes throughout the city Oh, that's right everybody follow us. It's the science and the fluence Take it to the streets Christine I'm looking at the clock We're gonna glory hall and if there isn't a map of that bobby trademark that app right now You make the app that finds glory holes around the city with willing mouths behind them. What do we call it? What do we call the app to sneak it by apple cock walk cock of the walk cock of the walk cock of the walk Damn, why don't I think of that so fast because your science On the science do the science. Yeah, I'm not gay. That's what you think. I'm the science I mean, you're a little gay. Well the science is still out The science is still out of that She found one didn't you you found one didn't you? Well, I found a reddit thread There you go Just a dm the details. That's what everybody says. Yeah, it's all deal, but it also says um in sex shops A glory hole is always good as well comes through it good. That's a man. That's why that's been a fortune cookie Yeah, that's like marcus irilius Is that my private apartment glory hole? Oh Oh, that'd be great to have a glory hole in your own house. How do you not? How do you see a gono bathroom? There's a glory hole and not No, not look through it How do you not oh you oh you gotta look through it for sure Yeah, and you have to laugh a dick slams into your cheek. You have to chuckle a little bit I like by the way, look at this someone whose name is food timely They just write i'm going tomorrow any place I can go for a quick suck It's just like I love like the candidness of it goes just gonna get a quick suck before work Oh, there you go right there. So this is near h Near hell's kitchen Dm your cock pick and stats to set up a milking session. Oh, look at this. He's getting milked on the other side. Look at it go It does look like cattle Oh, what's this this guy's a cruise the bathroom on campus and found a basketball dock with a massive cock Can I say this? I don't like this technique. No, this is not this is not glory hole. This is blowing a guy under a stall Yeah, that's you have to have be stretched out. You have to have your knees, you know Really stretched to get down that low. This is a guy wearing black face behind a homemade Sheet glory hole these might just be jews Now there's a glory hole right there Glory hole they put they put duct tape around the hole so there's no splinters No splinters But you gotta hope that tape is covered because the tape starts fucking nicking your dick hairs a little bit What do you do if a dick comes through that you're not really interested in? Do you can you tap twice? Is there a dick code? Like tap twice. I'm not into it. You gotta take your dick back. You tell me I'm just saying. I don't know. Maybe you tap twice What do you do? I just say put on your fucking spider-man mask and suck his cock like this guy You can wear a mask this guy. I do like Jacob. Keep that in mind. You can wear a mask. Yeah How do you know if that's a woman or not? They're wearing a mask. I don't know if that was right What is their beard the tell okay? Wake up dude is 2026. Oh boy. This guy's wearing a fucking hat over his eyes. Why does he not want to see it? Wait a second something's wrong here. That's not that guy's cock. He's sucking the guys. Yeah, that feels weird Oh, he's looking at like ice cream That's an illusion. Yeah, that's a I think it's a fade like they're doing both shots. Yeah. Yeah one guy's got yeah Yeah, it's a magic trick. Yeah the splits right here. How good would that be if a magician did this as a trick? Come on. It's a glory hole. Watch my penis disappear to the side and when it comes back it will be lighter Is that cumber spit? What is that? I don't know you tell us Ever wondered if the magic was real? 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What do you think over there? Oh, he's coming on the guy's ball magic. What do you think about this guy's a fat load on this guy's mouth? Why is he wearing blackface for all of his blowjobs? No, he's holding his little tongue out. No, he's wearing blackface No, he's wearing a mask dude. Lou. Is this okay? I'm talking to you over there a beef This can't be cool It's a black man. It's a mask, dude. You be the first person Lou No one's arguing about blackface in the gay community behind gory holes. Make this your charge Watching blowjobs makes is enough to make you like you're like, how the fuck could I ever possibly do that? I think you solved it Yeah, you solved your problem four years ago. Yeah, you solved it. Don't ever do it ever again I would if I did do some that long too, I'd probably go. How did I ever do that? That's awful. You supposed to suck your dick for an hour. Yeah, never I'm sure you and Don came up with the solution I think I found the website. Well hold my hand back. You found the website. I think I found the website Bobby's looking for well, not me for the show the show Influenced the influencer is trying to add to the story of the show. It's called a whole hunter.com Fuck And uh, it's a good name. There's some good ones near us. Are there really they're bumping as we speak It'd be funny if there's one in this in the serious on a certain floor Is there a way is there a way legally we can set up like I don't know Like a kensington Camera inside the glory holes around the city. Yeah, well, you could actually put glasses on jake up my display glasses Jacob, would you mind kneeling down behind a glory hole for a couple hours with his fucking medic glasses on please? You're the smallest. She'll be the most comfortable in there. You know, and here's the thing You can bring your bands in there and do a little workout if you get bored You do workout with you. Yeah, you do a band workout while you're waiting for guys Put their cocks through the hole. Yeah, and when they put the cotton you want me to do We just want you to film the cock coming through And when it comes to all you have to do is this and then they pull it back If you knock twice Bobby says from being immersed in the community that he says that that's that's a no They make some pull it away. Ready? Watch this one. Yes no Hell yeah I know that is confusing that in between it goes negative and the other gets but I'll tell you what you can Also, what's even hellier? Yeah is no knocks at all just start chugging his cock the second it comes Don't even look at it first. Have your mouth on the other side of the hole. So when it comes to the hole It's immediately in your mouth. Yeah, the guy on the other one here's this It's a lot like pills, dude Don't look at him. You just got to throw him back and fucking swallow him down Buddy all's we have to do is this go in with the metaglasses hang out for a little while You get three to 17 cocks on video and then you come back call it a night call the night This site's hilarious because this Indian this Indian DVD place. Oh, where is this? It's only 1283 feet away. This site automatically gives you a radius from your location. Damn it. I would have made millions Wait, hang on a second. This is for love of the game. Wait a second. There's a glory hole in the marriott time square That's what it says. It says you need to be careful because there's no door and it requires more attention paid to others When they're entering We have to check that one out. That's here. That's here, dude. Who's going on the seventh floor? Well, it's 208 today, but tomorrow someone's got to go check out the marquee glory hole Who's gonna be is it gonna be magic the fam or well beef does our man on the street stuff Well beef is the guy to go. Yeah, that'd be funny if he came back with a video. It's just him getting his dick And he goes guys, it's just chicks on the other side of the thing. It's nuts Uh Look at this share it in time squares make shift glory hole by opening the toilet paper dispenser in the men's restroom You know they have fuck. They have fucking awesome. They have cia glory holes. That's awesome Moynihan train hall Cruisy men's restrooms on the second floor. Oh my god. No, that's what we don't want to restroom is Open door with a set of urinals and a long row of stalls good for discreet understall understall Javits center that now that's understall that's all understall We want glory holes I want a hole that I can shove my cock into and have a man suck it on the other side We need I don't know how more clear I need to be about this. You're being as crystal clear as possible Am I not laying it out clear? I want a hole that I can comfortably put my penis through Well, a man will suck it on the other side We have to send somebody to the chariot and with the secret glory hole that you have to move the The toilet paper dispenser that one and I definitely want uh over the marriott the marriott time square. That's crazy Yeah, who's going jacob. It'll be jacob tomorrow blooming dales blooming dales upper restrooms Be discreet action At the lower level men's restroom urinals action pair cafe Cruisy men's locker room steam and showers. Oh, that's that's louis's fucking thing everywhere. He likes to go Yeah, everywhere everywhere that uh louis likes to go equinoxes showers steam rooms Actually, he took a shower at the comedy cello studio and there was a glory hole in the shower What's your what's your cafe? What are you talking about this cafe this pier cafe? That's where I used to walk down on the water where we used to live And they have the pier and the little cafe there. That's that is there a glory hole There's a small restroom. There's a small restroom where you get a voyeurism and exhibition at the urinals That's why christine went to go pee for strangers Uh be mindful of pastor by family that's you jacob fam and staff Yeah, it seemed like a very family oriented place the fam dude. That's the fam But this isn't for it's just to look at penises at the urinals Is that a thing is that a thing where you look at it? Is that like buy you go look at cars before you buy them? And then you go meet them at the marriott. Yeah, we should go look at some ding dongs over How would you I don't understand how you'd be like in a row of people peeing and like not look at other You uh like your eyes don't like darting. I'm gonna say this is it's hard. It's hard. I don't look You don't want to be caught looking but like don't you want to look? Not really No, no If there was using like using like your cock Well, you're talking about you're talking about a curiosity factor now if it was just the open thing It's like everybody in a bathroom usually just go since I was a kid It was like everybody goes pulls their cocks out takes a peek each other's cocks and we all piss I'd go I'm fine with that too But that's not the case. So I know I just eyes down it always I just wish they would put like, you know, they put the little thing in the urinal that you hit to you know Little game you play I wish they put like some type of eyes in front of you that you could focus on the eyes Comedy clubs do that. They'll put like uh, sometimes it'll often be like a poster of r.e.shafeer coming next month or something like that I don't want that now. I'm just thinking about his dick in balls because I've seen that too much crunch near union square Oh, no, well, they had to close the steam room at the crunch because guys are just going on there sucking each other off They closed when I lived on 43rd between 10th and 11th that gym I had with the basketball They had this steam room in there and they shut that down because people in the building were just going down there and sucking each other off Do you want to just go to their apartments? No, it's fun The YMCA and Lincoln Square apartment your wife is in there. Look at the New York sports club in New York sports club Chelsea Oh my god action in the men's locker room sauna and showers. Yeah, no doubt not stop I went to that gym. I know until you had to get your whole stitched up Why would you go to a gym in Chelsea? Because he likes to get his ass wailed on through holes That's why why would you go there? Remember? He had those neck problems You don't hear about those anymore. Do you know? Very active cruise. Oh the rambles. That's what uh That george tk would always say on stern, right? It's the red the bram. He'd call it the brambles Oh, so it is a gay cruising spot That's what he said. It's what he said. He would go there. What is the rambles a section of central brambles? It's not the brambles always others brambles. Well, he would say the brambla. Who knows So what do you go to the park and you just fucking jumping a bush with somebody? Yeah, walk around there's guys with their cocks out. I guess But there's families everywhere. Well, not the rambles Not the brambles for the people sucking fuck. Do they have a stanchion? Like a gurgle gay cruising section of central park and it's like the rambles 36 acres of but fuck dude heavily wooded area near 72nd street. Oh, there's just so much come on the ground. There's no birds. There's no bugs No one knows why the tree trunks are all dying He goes, I don't think this is possible, but all these trees have hiv So much sucking it's great All these trees you should go cruising all these maple trees turned into birch trees How did that happen christine go see how many times go stand behind a bunch of these We'll film it and then when cocks come through the thing, uh, say go. Just go i'm a girl And then see if they go Oh, i'm a girl. I'm here. You know jacob a story of park There you go, dude. Is that near you jacob? It's a it's a 20 minute walk, but I could get there. Yeah, you can get there. Wait, cruisy men's restroom between the track and tennis courts Too busy for action in the afternoons instead cruise early mornings or evenings The park is officially open from 6 a.m. To 10 p.m A door off the restroom might lead to showers, but they've been locked during covid. Oh god Oh jacob. How about this you can skip the whole bullshit? Uh in harlem. There's a good-looking 22 year old college cocksucker hosting a private glory owner's apartment He's overly gifted and open to a lot So you just go to his house and stick your cock through his hole. Yeah, just contact him at kick Or planet fitness in north bergen, perhaps This park is right next door to the cosco I go to but Who knew there was just a few feet away. There was so much cocksucking going on But now jacob, do you want a glory hole or do you want to crouch down on the floor under the stall? Or do you want to just go watch cock? You have many options not doing any of that The caccus rest area that's for you. That's for you a beef and magic if you guys want to check anything out The caucus jersey city's got 24 fitness is he bumping? Macy's in brooklyn. Oh no, the basement level. Ooh What is what is in the basement level? Is it a glory hole or is it a fucking third floor guys with their ass is open? I guess stand alone macy's Hey guys, I just want to fuck so much that wherever you just go where they're at There's just a guy you can always go. It's like well you guys want to drink you could dance There's just guys with their ass holes open in the other room I love i95 rest area the vincelombardi He's just a rest area. That's what he that's that's honoring him. That was his dream Cruisy men's restaurant not me do I do all my I do all my gay sucking and fucking at the john bon jovi rest Up now featuring gasoline Shot through the fart Now featuring gasoline. Oh man Action in the mensur locker room. Okay. I want to change punched in the fart. What do you want to change the map area? Specify location. Yeah, yes, please. Yeah, type in your address, please if you wouldn't mind Just louis's new house. Don't let me type it. It's the only spot. That's the only spot Oh, we can't specify location all of a sudden. Yeah But when we get home I can reload it from Our location. I mean that's nuts just like regular stores. Why are you macy's? Women cruise and what is that? It's something that doesn't happen ever really damage people. This is the first time this page has ever been opened Hey for women who want to suck random cocks behind a hole and in our bathroom You just go to the page. This is coming soon. Get it. It's like just be a fucking hooker. It makes some cash What are we doing? If you're a girl when she's just getting fucking your face fucked behind a I agree with christine on that one Get money for it if you're gonna go fucking suck off Anyone who puts a cock through a hole Pay us Why don't guys charge at least a little you know what I mean? You know how your dicks work I mean just put a little hat out or something. No, no, but I get what he what bobby's asking is the cocks sucker She'd get make like 10 bucks 20 bucks. No, they love it. It's for them too. Look it. You guys don't love it She's not a gay guy. I it's it's not as bad as I made it out when I was looking at the gay guys do it It can be enjoyable right they do they do make it very scientific. They just need I'm like, oh Take it to the science The influence is right They should they should pass a hat though in a steam room. That's for the sucker just as much as the sucky But these uh, no, there's definitely gay guys that are psyched to just suck off guys without a doubt on us But I'm saying just a woman that they're rare. First of all that is never ever ever Going to be an attractive woman unless that attractive woman is like It's going like mentally again. So it's like I'm you know, this is like some damaged thing. She's doing But no woman's gonna because you can go You could be selective about who you want to just suck off any guy You could suck any guy off you could suck off a guy that you do find attractive and stuff like you know I mean, if I'm gonna say it's the kink of not knowing who it is, but like There's no attractive girl who wants to suck off a grotesque dick through all Christine can I ask you a question as a girl as a woman if you were in a bathroom And you and there was a hole in the thing and whatever and all of a sudden a nice pretty cock came through it Would that freak you out or would you be like? Hey I'll try this. I'm just out of nowhere I Like oh my god, I can't resist I was gonna say if it's like if it's I think it's almost different if it's like in a fucking gross dingy bathroom If she's at a steakhouse. Yes a nice steakhouse. What's your favorite blooming tails? She's a blue me's what about it louis vitaan Christine it's not it's not a beautiful uncircumcised european cock comes through I think in your fantasy situation here bobby this could happen to Many a girl many would just run away, but there's also just Listen these things get done at all because it's worked at some point So there's been a cock that's coming through a hole and a girl listen those videos I don't know how many of them are real or not of a guy jerking off in his car and then a girl But there's some where the girl looks very like a regular old chick who walks by right and she goes like I'll help you with that And then it's like jack the guy off on his stomach and then like leave and they kind of laugh about it together Like oh that was something wild. I just did yeah, maybe it's a horn, but I'm just saying no It's a guy filming himself jerking off in a fucking thing. There's plenty of these that are fake A girl there's plenty also where it looks like a chick On our way to like a target like a mom almost and she goes you want some help with that? She's like he's jerking off in the neighborhood looking to get caught A lot of people catch them and chase them off and then one girl and then one lady goes like what are you doing over there? She's like horny and like I'll help you with that and jack them off. It can't be just guys Like sucking dick and if a tit came through sucked it girls There has to be girls that if a cock came through a hole on a wall She'd be like i'm gonna fuck. This is great. I'm gonna suck this They're borderline. They're schizophrenic The chick who does it like that is a problem. They were raped by their own father like they exist They're out there. I don't think that I think you realize christine You know my father didn't love me enough to rape me and you keep constantly bring that up You don't think there's a girl out there that just likes penis that would if a cock came through that If a penis came through a wall with you you'd immediately be offended and scream and run away. How drunk am I? How drunk am I when's the last time I was late five years ago christine But there's also the question though of like I said before it's like if that happens Science the fact that you put your glasses on to have this part of the conversation I really do We gotta read our plugs in a second. No, I'm saying I think if a girl had that happen Like I think the immediate thing is again. It's almost like a danger thing So you probably freak out but yeah, I don't think that doesn't make that girl just go like oh Now I kind of want to fuck a random guy tonight What if a penis came through and it had a little like a ribbon on it and it said hey had a little face on it Oh, what if it's what if it here's the move? What if you put your wiener through a thing and it says pull me And then when they pull it you fart And then everyone has a laugh yeah, and then you suck it and then suck my dick whoever you are All right. I did what I do. I made you laugh now suck me off Ah shit You went to that place the cock and you so you went in the went glory glory hole now My friend didn't go in the bathrooms. There were only men's bathrooms. My friend told me they were like It was the dirtiest bar I've ever been to my gay friends wanted to go there so bad There were guys like dancing and little tidy whiteies and they had you know You just like they were putting in cash with like teeth It was real grinding someone has to go to the chariot and go to this secret spy glory hole I'll tell you this though and and videotape it for us I will say though when the dance floor is covered in jizz. Hmm. You could always moonwalk You can moonwalk across the floor at any fucking gay bar for sure dude. Don't forget you can break dance really You don't need cardboard or anything. Oh my god, dude. I did a fucking 15 minute head spin on one twist That's how slick the floors are Oh, what are you over here filming beef? Oh my lord bobby kelly, that's right the fluence He's gonna be at the verve in summerville, new jersey march 19th in comics roadhouse in canada can april 17th and 18th after that he's gonna be an uncle vinnies in new jersey cleveland, ohio new orleans For tickets and all tour dates go to punch up that live slash robert kelly Make sure you check out his youtube channel robert kelly comedy and every tuesday night You can catch him live in the flesh 7 p.m. The fat black pussy cat lounges the comedy seller and the science It's gonna be the comedy zone in jacksonville march 13th through the 14th after that comedy on state slamming down some facts and science at laying down some science The 19th through the 21st and that after that is going to be in phoenix tempi st louis for tickets and all the tour dates go to big j comedy dot com youtube.com slash at big j ocherson and uh Science science. We'll see you tomorrow. 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